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What do you mean
you can't find my reservation?
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I'm sorry sir.
I can't find it!
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- When did you book your table?
- Last Valentine's Day when I couldn't
get a reservation.
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When did you call to confirm?
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Oh.
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Sorry, I couldn't decide
what to wear.
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Right this way.
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When you've got a beautiful
girl it changes everything.
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We met in April in the park at my
accountant league softball game.
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She caught my foul ball and I
asked her if she had filed.
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I prepared her first tax
return and together...
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we found a lotta
good write-offs.
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I was in love.
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I couldn't get enough of her.
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And everything we did
was special.
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By October, she confessed
that I stole her heart.
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So for Halloween I told her we
should go as convicts.
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You could lock us up together
and throw away the key.
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Christmas came and
I met her parents.
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Her dad said I had a firm
handshake and a face you could trust.
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Her mom liked the way
I made her daughter laugh.
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For our first Valentine's Day
we drove up the coast
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and stayed at a little
Bed and Breakfast.
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Let's just say we had a lot
more bed then breakfast.
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A couple of months later was our one
year anniversary from the day we met.
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It was the best year
of my life.
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Another Halloween.
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We had a photo album.
We had a history.
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We were a real couple.
She was my angel.
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We listened to each other's
favorite songs.
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She bought me clothes, we
finished each other's sentences.
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We talked about the future.
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Our second Valentine's Day and she
was now officially my longest relationship.
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But it all still felt
wonderfully new.
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For her birthday I took her to
New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
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We saw The Radiators
and ate crawfish.
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We drank way too many
Hurricanes.
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And every guy threw
her beads.
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She didn't even have
to pull up her shirt.
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Just look at her.
My Chloe, one of a kind.
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Sunshine in a bottle.
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Beautiful.
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This is so good. But this is gonna
mean an extra half hour on the treadmill.
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I'm sure we can burn it
off later.
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Maybe we should ask
for the check.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Steven what's this?
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Just open it.
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All right.
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Oh my God!
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It's beautiful.
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You, come here.
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I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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Don't stop!
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I love having sex with you.
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- Think we should get that?
- No!
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It's 1:30 on Valentine's Day
night, it could be an emergency.
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It's all right.
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I want you inside me.
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I think we should get that.
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I'll answer it.
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No.
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Hello.
Oh, hi.
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I was sleeping.
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- Who is it?
- Shh.
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Oh baby, that is so sexy, I
can't wait to taste you again.
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I just got a
bikini-wax.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Who was that?
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That was my booker.
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Her boyfriend hit her again.
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The fuck it was!
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Who can't wait to
taste you again?
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Steven?
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- You were listening?
- Who gives a shit?
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There is some guy sayin' how
he can't wait to taste you and you,
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you got a bikini-wax for him?
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No, I got the bikini-wax
for you.
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- Who was that?
- It doesn't matter. Come here.
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I loved the bracelet and now I'm
gonna give you your present.
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Chloe, I'm serious.
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Who did you get the
bikini-wax for?
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You Steven.
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I got it for you.
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Wait, wait a minute!
This is bullshit!
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Did you have sex with this guy?
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You did the right thing. I can't
believe you had the balls to break up
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with a piece of ass that hot,
but you did the right thing.
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It's not like I had a choice.
She was cheating on me.
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Oh, come on! You think it
was the first time?
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This is just the first time you
caught her.
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Look, any girl that beautiful
is always gonna cheat.
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Why?
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You knew Chloe was
cheating on me?
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No, not specifically,
but think about it.
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She looks like every
guy's fantasy,
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every guy! Rockstars, athletes,
billionaires,
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they are all gonna
make a play for her...
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- She is only human, Steve-o.
- Oh, come on.
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- They don't always cheat.
- Yeah, they do.
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Until they get what
they think they're worth.
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Never heard of a supermodel
dumping a rockstar.
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Stephanie Seymour broke
up with Axl Rose!
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Now she's with a billionaire,
just the way it works.
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Whatever...
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I'm not gonna be part of that
ridiculous pecking order.
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I'm better off without her.
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I did the right thing.
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I just can't believe you
let her keep the bracelet.
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I made the worst
mistake.
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I gotta get her back,
I gotta get her back!
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No way, you did the right thing.
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Be strong, hey
tell him Clancy!
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Yeah, you're a catch.
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You've been drinking here six
years, you got a heart of gold,
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you can hold your sauce.
You deserve better Steve.
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I know, I know, you're right
but, I mean, shit!
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I can't stop thinking about her!
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Look at the bright side,
at least you are single.
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Enough about
my problems.
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And I didn't even ask what you
got Alexis for Valentine's Day?
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A bathrobe from Victoria's
Secret.
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That's it? No lingerie?
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No, just a big maroon
terry cloth bathrobe.
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I was gonna get her one of those
sexy outfits but,
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you walk into that place and
everywhere you look in there,
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there is life-size posters of
half-naked super models.
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- So?
- So it just kinda ruined it for me.
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- What are you talking about?
- Listen, I bring home that bra and panties,
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I know Alexis isn't gonna look
like one of those girls.
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- It's just gonna make me wanna fuck her even less.
- What'd be the difference?
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- You barely even have sex now.
- I'd like to keep it that way.
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Chloe looked liked
one of those girls.
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Yeah, not quite! And she's sucking
somebody else's cock, Steve.
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What's your point?
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What if I never do
better then her?
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What if she was the ultimate?
You know, I'm 28 years old.
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The rest of my life
could all be downhill.
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Let me tell you both a thing.
Six-hundred years ago
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men wanted full-body,
pale-ass women.
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I mean look at the paintings. They
would've thought your Victoria Secret's
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were skinny peasants.
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- I don't believe that.
- Look at the paintings!
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- He's got a point Steve-o.
- Forget about the paintings!
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I gotta get her back.
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I'll give her a second chance.
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Steven, this is for the best.
I've been trying to tell you.
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What are you talking about, you
haven't been tryin' to tell me anything.
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You've slept with someone else.
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It's more than that,
though, I mean...
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- I have feelings for him.
- I can't believe this!
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How long has this been going on?
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About three months.
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That's almost the whole quarter!
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Steven, you and I, we just,
we haven't been evolving...
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No, no! Don't turn this around like I'm
the one that did something wrong here.
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OK? You're the one who's been cheating on
someone and I'm the one who's, you know...
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I'm willing to forgive you.
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Steven...
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It's over.
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Fuck that cunt!
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I can't believe you had another chance to get
the bracelet back and you let her keep it!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Rip it off her fucking wrist
Steve, the thing cost two grand.
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Jesus Christ,
this is killing me.
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- Hey, what do you think this guy's like?
- Oh, he's probably a Ninja.
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What does it matter? Gotta get
over it, fast! all right?
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- I've been there.
- No, no, you don't know what this feels like.
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I still love her and
I'm never gonna get over this.
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Bullshit! You don't love her, you
just love how fucking hot she is!
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That's not true.
We had a bond.
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It was love and still love her.
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I'd go fuck as many girls as I possibly
could until I forgot about the bitch.
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That's not gonna work.
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Yeah, it will, believe me.
You need to go on a run.
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No. No, if I can't have Chloe then I
gotta get a girl even hotter than Chloe.
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At least I was still inside
the circle of beautiful people.
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Still connected to the scene.
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That was something Chloe
couldn't take away from me.
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Hey, Felix! Thanks for e-mailing
me about this party!
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Don't thank me!
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I didn't find out that you and
Chloe broke up until today.
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I never would have invited
just you!
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Thanks anyway.
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Stop thanking me! Not for
something I never would have done!
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Can I buy you that drink?
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Um... it's open bar.
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I know, I was... just kidding.
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Oh!
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Um... You should really tip
more, when it's open bar.
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Come on! I mean there is no
way I'm gonna let him just jet me in.
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- It's not even tropical there!
- He's really like nobody in the industry. Way too cheap.
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- You're Erin, right?
- Yeah. Hi.
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How do I know you?
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We met through my ex-girlfriend,
Chloe.
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We all went to a party together.
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Are you still dating that, um...
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eh, hockey player?
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God no.
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He got traded to the
worst team in the NHL.
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What did you say your
name was again?
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Steven Goodson.
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Are you in the business?
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No, I'm an accountant.
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Oh! Do you have your own firm?
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No, uh... just an accountant.
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Come on, Chloe never would have
dated "just an accountant".
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There's gotta be
something special.
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Well, maybe I can get
you a drink and...
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...we'll see if we
can figure it out.
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Actually I'm waiting
for someone.
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Leo.
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Who is Leo?
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How the Hell am I supposed to know
that "Leo" is Leonardo Dicaprio?
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I'm not on a first-name
basis with the guy.
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Yeah, but they all are,
every fucking one of them.
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Toby, Leo, Justin, Ashton.
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- Vin, it's all a bunch of shit.
- I feel like a chump.
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I mean, it's like they're on another
planet, I do not speak their language.
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God, I'll never find
another Chloe.
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Hey, good! The very best the least a girl like
that would do for you is make you miserable.
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Oh, bullshit! The guys that have sex with
these girls go through four or five a year,
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and they're not heart broken.
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Well, yeah! That's because in between
they're chilling on some beach in St. Tropez
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or, or cutting their next album
or buying another company.
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You do not even have a car.
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Fuck!
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I hate this game. I never
should've told Alexis's father
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- I could shoot in the low 80's.
- Think about it.
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I mean, I could play the part,
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you know, lease the right car,
spruce up my wardrobe,
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make up somethin', you know,
power wraps or something like a game.
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It ain't worth it Steve-o...
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...you're only gonna get hurt.
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No, no, I could do this.
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Yeah, I can make this work!
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Oh...
241
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,378
Oh, look at that watch!
242
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,479
What's that?
243
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,015
What's that?
244
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,952
You talking to me?
245
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,922
You talking to me?
246
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,524
Yeah, I drive an S600 AMG.
247
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,360
What's that?
248
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,796
Oh yeah, I get these all handmade
in Charvet when I'm in Paris.
249
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,131
You like 'em, don't you?
250
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,567
They fit nice.
Nice fit!
251
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,503
Yeah, I buy distressed companies,
break 'em up, sell 'em up.
252
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,338
Highly lucrative,
highly lucrative!
253
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,906
What's that?
254
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,008
Yeah, I'm a producer.
255
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,609
I produce movies.
256
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,712
Packaging a film right now with
Leo and Toby, Ben, Vin...
257
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,947
...the guys.
258
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,983
Buildin' a house in Sun Valley.
259
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,284
Home of the stars.
260
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,319
Goldie hangs out there
with Kurt.
261
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,588
Goin' to their Christmas party.
262
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,092
Nah, I've got that taken care
of... They're registered.
263
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,028
You do look familiar,
you do look familiar.
264
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,998
The gym? The gym? No.
265
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,633
Yoga? St. Barths!
266
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,703
St. Barths, I love it there!
I summer there.
267
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,772
I was gonna go to Aspen,
but Sun Valley is better,
268
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,942
less developed, more intimate.
269
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,246
You know it, you've been there.
You wanna go?
270
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,815
Come on my plane,
Come on my...!
271
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,152
I got a plane.
I got a plane.
272
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,558
Park it up front.
273
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,395
- Name please.
- Steven G.
274
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,101
Sorry man,
you are not on the list.
275
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,070
I just flew in from Geneva.
276
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,140
The headwinds were brutal, my
office must have forgotten to call.
277
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,443
Here. Sorry for the
inconvenience.
278
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:20,113
All right, just go.
C'mon.
279
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,415
- You're joking.
- Fifteen minutes. Hold on.
280
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,652
Wow! It sounds like
you have so much going on.
281
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,420
Yeah, I like to stay busy.
282
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,456
You know, at certain point it's
not even about the money anymore,
283
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,125
it's just about building
a legacy.
284
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,561
I know what you mean.
285
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,165
Listen, I was invited
to this after-party,
286
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,834
and I'd really like to
invite you but,
287
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,237
I don't know if it's cool.
288
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,445
It's for Matt and Ben.
They're in town.
289
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,048
What's that?
290
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,917
Matt and Ben?
It's cool.
291
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,486
We have the same money manager.
292
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,190
Really? Who?
293
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,495
Hyman Roth.
294
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,133
Oh, yeah.
295
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,668
I think I met him at a
Maxim party.
296
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,410
I felt like a con but at least I was
free from the bounds of the cubical
297
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,545
and back in the land
of the Chloes.
298
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,680
Guys were looking at me
with envy again.
299
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,750
Women were checking me out like
I had something rare to offer.
300
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,998
A peck on the cheek?
301
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,501
Well, she might not have
been letting me in-in.
302
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,237
But at least I was in the game.
303
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,206
It was just a matter of time.
304
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,208
It's been a week.
305
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,876
I left three messages
and I haven't heard back.
306
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,645
I wanna kill somebody.
307
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,880
- She probably figured out you were lying.
- No way.
308
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,783
When she came over for drinks, how'd
you explain your one bedroom apartment?
309
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,286
I told them my penthouse-loft
was being renovated,
310
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,388
and it was a corporate
apartment. And I hate hotels!
311
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,690
- George Clooney probably called her.
- What are you talking about?
312
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,692
You're out of your element,
she could sense it.
313
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,794
She's just gonna...
she's gonna milk you dry!
314
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,863
Hey, I got a little action.
315
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,699
Girls like that are used to get fucked by
guys who fuck a lotta super-hot chicks.
316
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,502
OK? They give off a different...
pheromone.
317
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,103
Oh, c'mon! That's not true.
318
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,438
They ate pussy like lesbians.
319
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,106
You've been outta
the game for 3 years.
320
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,143
- So, what should I do?
- Settle yourself down.
321
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,211
Calm your nerves.
322
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,413
Reacquaint yourself...
323
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,382
...with your essence healed.
324
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,584
What, are you Dr. Fucking
Phil all the sudden?
325
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,253
I'm trying to tell you somethin'
Steve and you're not even listening.
326
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,988
You need to go down under the
minors, all right?
327
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,791
You need practice, you need to
get your confidence back...
328
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,360
...and maybe you can get another
Chloe, without all the bullshit.
329
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,596
- I hated lying.
- Uh! Of course you did!
330
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,431
- You don't have it in you!
- I know.
331
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,132
I hated pretending
I was someone else.
332
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,935
And now you're stuck with
an $1,800 a month car lease!
333
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,338
And a $9,000 watch,
and all the shit I bought her!
334
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,841
Yeah, that's a hefty tab for a little
action and a world class case of blue balls.
335
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,477
Yeah, but I'm not gonna find
another Chloe down in Triple-A.
336
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,479
I'd say "Go out and find another
model, and try to fuck her!"
337
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,715
but, you know what? You're not
ready and neither is your bank account.
338
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,683
So picking up a bunches of 6's
and 7's is the answer?
339
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,219
No, of course it isn't!
340
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:16,456
Fuck 6's and 7's! I'm talking
4's and 5's and, yeah it is.
341
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,559
- So, you're feeling better?
- No, not really.
342
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,261
But thanks for gettin' off work
early and meeting me anyway.
343
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,196
Nah, no problem.
The old man loves me.
344
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,365
Since when?
345
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,099
Why don't you come by tonight?
Alexis is goin' out,
346
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,536
I told Rich and Bruce to come
by, smoke a lil' herb,
347
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,539
play Vice City on my $17,000
plasma screen!
348
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,741
You know I can't get anywhere
near a PlayStation!
349
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,344
When NBA Slam Dunk came out I
played like 40 hours straight.
350
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,645
I think I'm just gonna
see a movie.
351
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,313
Oh, c'mon!
Alone on a Friday night?
352
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,949
- You'll feel like a loser.
- Yeah.
353
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,655
That is so wrong,
if that's a fuckin' uniform.
354
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,460
Oh, Gee!
355
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,263
It's these magazines are the
devil man. Look at those!
356
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,898
- That's why you're so fucked up.
- She's still hot.
357
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,067
How much?
358
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,969
- Three for one.
- White collar or general population?
359
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,371
No, strictly Clubhouse.
360
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,405
Three years of jail time
for one year with Heidi?
361
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,839
Other way around,
362
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,508
one year of jail time for three
years with Heidi.
363
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,710
But I'm talking like lap pools
and shiatsu,
364
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,180
like total Robert Downey Jr.
with DVD's, cell phones.
365
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,016
- What about you?
- Nah, forget about it! Jail is jail.
366
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,287
I would however chop off my
pinky toe with a meat cleaver.
367
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,622
You're a sick bastard!
368
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,191
Oh what?! You're not twisted,
c'mon, you're obsessed.
369
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,095
Hey! How come you got all these smart
cool girls that are in college educated and
370
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:32,632
come from good families and,
have straight teeth and, hit the gym.
371
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,601
And you don't give them the time
of day, right?
372
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,569
You want some girl with a
perfect body,
373
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,104
probably dropped
outta high school,
374
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,106
fucked some photographer
and then became a model, right?
375
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,509
That's what you want, as an
educated man? That's fucked up!
376
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,877
OK! Then what's wrong with me?
Why the Hell do I still want that?
377
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,614
Because you've been
brainwashed man.
378
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,984
You grew up on Playboy and... now
everywhere you look there are models,
379
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,787
and they're selling everything.
You know what you wanna buy?
380
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:55,988
Them.
381
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,693
I'll see you later man.
382
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,795
At least see an action movie!
383
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,108
They were all out of
Junior Mints.
384
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,378
So, I got you gummy bears.
385
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,646
I love you!
386
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:58,017
Destined to be one of the
most romantic movies of all time.
387
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,062
- What are you doing here?
- I want the bracelet back.
388
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,364
What?
389
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,765
- Why?
- Just get it, I'll wait here.
390
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,166
- Steven, it was a gift.
- No, no!
391
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,002
'Cause every time you put that
bracelet on
392
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,904
that'll be like an announcement
to the world that I'm a loser!
393
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,940
Like a big neon sign flashing
"Steven is a loser"!
394
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,476
Steven is a loser!
Steven is a loser!
395
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,678
- Are you on crack?
- Just get the bracelet!
396
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,915
Fine, I'll get you
back the bracelet.
397
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,825
Here.
398
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,661
I didn't ask for
the blowjob back.
399
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,532
I knew the bikini-wax
was for him.
400
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,771
It's bad math to begin with.
401
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:52,805
What are you talking about?
402
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,507
Chloe, she's too old for you.
403
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,510
She's 18 months
younger than me, Jack!
404
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,745
It's not enough.
405
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,346
Half your age plus seven.
406
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:01,648
That's the winning formula,
right?
407
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,816
You're only three years
older than Alexis?
408
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,818
Yeah, but her dad's sportin'
eight zeros, buddy.
409
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,120
I'm gonna be at least in a new
911 through the company.
410
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,523
Yeah, I just wish I didn't know that
she was with someone else already.
411
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,525
Like they say
"ignorance is bliss".
412
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,727
That's right!
Stupid are the happiest I know.
413
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,430
And people with no ambition too,
right? They are the lucky ones.
414
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,166
They're like "I just got a
truck, I'm so damn happy!"
415
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,834
That's not what I meant.
416
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,937
Hey, here is to Mick Jagger, it
was his birthday yesterday.
417
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,173
So what? He puts on his pants
one leg at a time,
418
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,242
and has to shit half an hour after
Chinese food just like the rest of us.
419
00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,078
- What do you think he wished for?
- I haven't got a clue.
420
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,447
Same thing he wishes
for every year.
421
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,382
- What's that?
- - To be Mick Jagger for another year!
422
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,651
- You guys are both deranged.
- Mick's got everything!
423
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,988
He's got it a beautiful wife,
beautiful ex-wife, beautiful girlfriends...
424
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,923
He never has to wait in line,
never sees a bill,
425
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,392
never opens up a piece of
mail. It's all taken care of.
426
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,928
That motherfucker hasn't flown
commercial since the 60's!
427
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:52,398
And you think some model ever
dumped Mick Jagger? Hell no!
428
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,600
And all that stuff
makes him happy?
429
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,235
- Fuck, yeah!
- Absolutely.
430
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:59,672
You both still have a lot to
learn. It's not about all that bullshit.
431
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:03,643
If he can still look at himself without
just seeing good hair and big lips,
432
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,344
but a man he respects,
then fine.
433
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:09,115
But if not... fans worshipping
him ain't gonna make him whole.
434
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:14,320
At the end of the day it's about
having one true friend at your funeral.
435
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:17,456
What the hell are you talking
about? He's got Keith!
436
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,692
I just hope... I mean, I fucking
pray...
437
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,795
...that everyone gets to be a
rockstar in just one of their lives.
438
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,031
Here's to reincarnation.
439
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,002
Hi! Thank you so much
for coming.
440
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,372
I'm so glad to see you guys.
I will be right back.
441
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,875
- OK.
- All right?
442
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,944
You made it.
Thank you.
443
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,211
Bye-bye.
444
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,648
Jack?
445
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,951
Did you give your
little brothers alcohol?
446
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,354
Just a lil' vodka, sweetheart.
447
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,389
Jack, they're 10!
448
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,792
It'll put hair in their chest.
449
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,597
- Come on Jack, it's time to mingle.
- Sure, sweetie.
450
00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,166
Fellas? Help me out.
451
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,034
Boys.
452
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:10,042
Can't believe this
is actually happening.
453
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,612
Hell's gettin' mighty
chilly right now.
454
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,516
- Hi!
- Hey! Hi, how're you doing?
455
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,552
Hurry up, my father wants
make a toast!
456
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,153
- Hi!
- Whoa, whoa!
457
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,355
What is she doing here?
Steven's coming.
458
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:25,625
I have no idea.
459
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527
Hopefully he won't show.
460
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:31,698
- Hello.
- Glad you could make it, Ross!
461
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:35,434
You know, I don't know if you two
have met my daughter and her fiancé.
462
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:39,371
It's a pleasure. Your father
never stops talking about you.
463
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:40,807
You're a lucky man.
464
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,742
This is my girlfriend, Chloe.
465
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,010
Yeah, I know Chloe.
466
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,279
Congratulations, Jack.
467
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,050
Hey, I think it's time
for a toast.
468
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,452
Could I have your attention,
please?
469
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,721
Everyone.
470
00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:01,160
First, we would like to thank you
all for sharing this evening with us.
471
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,996
And I'd like to wish
my lovely daughter
472
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,198
and my soon to be son-in-law
473
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:10,903
a long beautiful life together,
with many children!
474
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:13,239
I can't believe you didn't
warn me!
475
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,974
How am I supposed to know her
new boyfriend is one of his clients?
476
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,643
- I'm as surprised as you are.
- Yeah, I doubt that!
477
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,477
I mean, Jesus Christ!
I look like on asshole!
478
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,279
- I gotta get outta here.
- Would you just relax?
479
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,048
Look, the best thing you could
do right now
480
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,783
is find a chick
and take her home.
481
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,284
You know what? That guy is over
2 inches taller than me!
482
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,420
Listen, he... he's...
he's an upgrade...
483
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,556
- What are you talking about?
- I'm not the shit on your funeral
484
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,991
but it's a classic
upgrade scenario!
485
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,493
Ross is a little older.
He's a little... taller.
486
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,663
He's slightly...
better looking,
487
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:39,732
and if he's one of the old prick's clients,
he's definitely got a lot more cash!
488
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,467
I'm never gettin' over this.
489
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,903
Man, fuck Chloe! She upgraded on
you, he's gonna upgrade on her!
490
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,604
It's upgrade Karma!
491
00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,506
All right, five years from now,
492
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,108
when that motherfucker has even more
cash, she's not gonna know what hit her!
493
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,210
He's gonna have a
19 year old farm girl,
494
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,780
straight off the bus and she's
gonna be out on her ass!
495
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,448
And we'll see her with her tits
drooping, her ass sagging,
496
00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:58,417
mumbling to herself
outside a Bloomingdale's!
497
00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,319
You know, I can't wait until
then, I gotta do something now!
498
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,188
Then turn it up a notch, ok?
Go on a run...
499
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,723
...like in college.
Spring Break?
500
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,658
You'd fuck as many girls
as possible in a week.
501
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:06,726
No, I never went on a run.
502
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,227
You were with me sophomore year.
503
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,662
We went to South Padre.
504
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,430
You were ballistic!
Three girls that week.
505
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,733
No, when I was in
sophomore year I had mono.
506
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,836
All right, senior year. Cancun,
eight girls six nights. Remember that?
507
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,171
No, I went skiing
with my parents.
508
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:24,543
Well, then I wouldn't be a very good
friend if I didn't point out the obvious.
509
00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:25,812
You, eh...
510
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,513
You've gotten very little pussy.
511
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,016
Jack, what if Chloe
was the one?
512
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,751
Oh, there is no "the one"!
513
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,485
That's the biggest crock of
bullshit going.
514
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,254
It's worse than the Bible!
515
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,655
- You are just too fucked up to see it right now.
- OK, fine.
516
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,925
But you gotta do it with me.
517
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,660
Steven, I'm engaged. We are having
my $ 300,000 engagement party!
518
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,562
Well, I'm not gonna do it
without you!
519
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:45,031
Is she still out there?
520
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,834
See, look at that!
521
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,501
Do you see that?
522
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,403
Everyone is looking at him
like he's the man.
523
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,873
You know, I was the man!
For three years I was the man!
524
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,008
That fucking bitch!
525
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,145
Just forget about it, all right?
Go on a run.
526
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,347
I'm drownin'.
527
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,391
Oh, my God!
528
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,628
He doesn't love you
like I love you, Chloe.
529
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,564
Nobody can...
530
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,499
...and nobody ever will.
531
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,634
Steven, I'm sorry.
532
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,170
I love you too.
533
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,073
You're right,
he is a fucking pussy!
534
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:32,111
- Yeah!
- Chloe, what are you doing?
535
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,180
Hey, Steve? Hey?
536
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,682
Hello?
537
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:37,784
I gotta do something.
538
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,385
...some time off.
539
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,020
London?
540
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,860
Steven what are you doing?
541
00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,865
Steven, what's wrong with you?
542
00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,043
I'm sorry I was such a downer.
543
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,478
Don't worry man.
We've all been there.
544
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:09,481
I'm sorry about
this thing with Chloe.
545
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,749
I hope you are all right.
546
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,985
Look at him, sweetheart,
he's not all right.
547
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,754
Well, you're a good guy, Steven,
you deserve more.
548
00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:19,025
I'm sure you'll start feeling better
in the morning. You ready to go?
549
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,828
Is it OK if I take Steve-o
for a drink?
550
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,596
You've been drinking all night.
551
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:26,265
Well, he's not ready to be
alone, sweetheart.
552
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,734
I'll just take him for another
cup of coffee.
553
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:31,403
You are not gonna take me home
on the night of our engagement party?
554
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,972
- Jack, it's all right.
- No, it's not all right.
555
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,340
I'm not gonna leave
you like this.
556
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:35,908
C'mon, sweetheart! We'll go grab
a quick drink
557
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,410
and I'll be home
soon and, we'll snuggle.
558
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:44,483
- Fine, just not too late.
- You're the best.
559
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,923
Thanks.
560
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,494
College girls are the definition
of the minor league.
561
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:58,865
And you are so sure I'm gonna hook up
with one tonight without lying my ass off?
562
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,933
These girls I've been programmed
since grade school
563
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,435
that this is the time of their life they
are supposed to do all of their fucking.
564
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,438
Mix that with two for one
Kamikaze, it's looking pretty good.
565
00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:09,141
All right.
566
00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:15,447
All right, what about that one?
567
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:18,184
Her neck's too long.
568
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:22,488
OK, how about eh...
how about her?
569
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,858
His eyebrows are...
a little off.
570
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,032
How about that chick?
571
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:35,567
She's got bulky calves!
572
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,904
Are you kidding?
Would you stop?!
573
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,339
How about one of them?
574
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,275
I don't know.
575
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,077
You know, I don't
even know what to say.
576
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,413
It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
577
00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,648
Whatever comes
out of your mouth,
578
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:52,919
you gotta be saying to yourself "I'm gonna
fuck this girl, I am gonna fuck this girl"!
579
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,853
They pick up on it,
they feel the vibe.
580
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:58,357
- And that's it.
- Yeah, but you gotta believe in it.
581
00:30:58,424 --> 00:30:59,625
Fine.
582
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,394
All right, I'm going in.
583
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:08,767
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
584
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,702
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
585
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,104
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
586
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,741
It was so romantic.
587
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,144
I just... wanted to kiss him.
588
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:21,080
- This guy's dressed like my stepfather.
- Ugh!
589
00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:23,282
- Hey!
- Hi.
590
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,852
So... where are you...
where are you from?
591
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,888
- Kansas City.
- Really?
592
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,224
Not moving...
593
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,260
How, how long
have you lived here?
594
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,727
Can you believe
how many guys hit on her?
595
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,363
I'm telling you, it's a
boob-job...
596
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:41,000
- Two years, I'm a sophomore.
- Oh, that's great.
597
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,404
Uh, so, so... how old are you?
598
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,477
"Where are you from"?
"How long have you been here"?
599
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:54,981
"How old are you"?
"Do you wanna have sex"?
600
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,916
That's what everyone says.
601
00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:01,020
What should I say? I'm just
trying to get to know you.
602
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,690
It's getting worse.
603
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:08,560
You want me to tell you
what to say, to pick me up?
604
00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,931
You need new lyrics, Chachi.
605
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:17,036
Kinda harsh?
606
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,038
And you're still standing here.
607
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,307
Go home bubba.
608
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,109
Fuck off!
609
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,280
Bye!
610
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,250
Way to go!
611
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:34,820
Anyways, he had this great
car with like 20" rims...
612
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:37,156
Hey, how did it go?
613
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:39,925
They all have boyfriends.
614
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,560
Fuck 'em! Just keep at it.
615
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,795
Half of these girls are
from D.C. anyway.
616
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,797
How do you know they're
all from D.C.?
617
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,666
Because half of these girls
are dumb cunts.
618
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,636
Steve-o, this is Amy, she'd
like to show me her dorm room.
619
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,872
- How sexy is that?
- Nice to meet you.
620
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,407
I'm from Omaha.
621
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,877
Jack, I'm just gonna
get outta here. I'm over it.
622
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,579
I feel like you could dunk my
head in a barrel of tits
623
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,482
and I'd come out
suckin' my thumb.
624
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,052
Hey! Excuse me,
can we get another round.
625
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,853
I'm not a waitress.
626
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,755
I'm a bar back.
627
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,225
Wow, how about her?
She's got a low self-esteem.
628
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,094
She's also got a big ass.
629
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,763
Even better, the others
are too hot.
630
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,231
That's real cruel.
631
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,367
I can only imagine
what you're gonna say about me.
632
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,934
Oh baby, you got a great ass!
633
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,404
I just hope I'd get the
opportunity to see you naked.
634
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:26,672
Well, you better
get me another drink.
635
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,341
I'll get it,
then I'm outta here.
636
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:42,154
Aren't you a lil' overdressed for
hanging out in a divey college bar?
637
00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:44,490
We just came from
his engagement party.
638
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,458
Oh, that's a real stand up move.
639
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:49,027
What are you gonna do after the
wedding, go to a strip club?
640
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:52,298
It's a possibility.
641
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,733
So are you as big
an asshole as your friend?
642
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:59,738
No, you don't understand,
I'm heartbroken. I'm miserable.
643
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:03,842
So you decided to hit on stupid
college girls to repair your wounded ego.
644
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:07,979
Yeah, but it's kinda backfired.
645
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,149
Oh well, don't worry...
646
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,983
...night's still young,
647
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,919
and girls are only
getting drunker,
648
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:16,088
and dumber.
649
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,456
Look at that one.
650
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,395
Not bad.
651
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,232
Go for it, you even have an in.
652
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,635
You can light her cigarette.
653
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,370
Got any matches?
654
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,140
Happy hunting.
655
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:42,748
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
656
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,350
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
657
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,520
- Not yet. Not yet.
- OK.
658
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,862
Fuck me... hard.
Harder!
659
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,331
Not yet.
Not yet!
660
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:03,602
Not yet!
Not yet!
661
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,237
Now!
662
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,705
I didn't know I was gonna
do this tonight,
663
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,408
If I did I would've
taken a shower.
664
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,143
For me?
665
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:15,414
I mean that was really...
phenomenal.
666
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,517
You know, you could stay
if you want.
667
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,220
Oh Gee, thanks.
You're real sport.
668
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,721
I didn't mean it like that.
I meant...
669
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,790
I'm comfortable with it
if you wanna stay.
670
00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,558
Oh, that's sweet, really!
671
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,827
But I always find that whenever
I do this and stay over
672
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:29,928
I never get a good night sleep.
673
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,263
It's nothing personal.
674
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:32,631
Nah, that's cool.
675
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,203
So, you do this a lot?
676
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:41,507
If I wanna do it I do it and I don't
waste time feeling guilty about it.
677
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:45,177
Besides... after that wobbly
redhead's puke hit your shoes,
678
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:49,248
I knew you were an easy target.
And a cute one.
679
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:52,551
Really? That had nothing to do with
my smooth line about the navel ring?
680
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:55,754
Oh, real smooth.
681
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,189
All right...
682
00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,057
Let me clue you in on
a little something.
683
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,392
Most of the time...
684
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,428
...when you think you've
picked up a girl,
685
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,829
she's really picked you up.
686
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,398
It's got nothing to do with what
you tell them
687
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,434
or what bullshit
wrap you throw down.
688
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,437
She's, you know,
just got an itch.
689
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,539
She needs it to be scratched.
690
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:16,842
God, it took me three months
to sleep with Chloe.
691
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:22,814
Not every chick's a model bitch
and uses her pussy as a commodity.
692
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:27,386
Some of us...
just like to fuck.
693
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,328
I love you so much.
694
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:49,007
They're fitting me
for Vera Wang on Monday.
695
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,309
I want you inside me.
696
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:56,248
Fuck!
That fucking bitch!
697
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,751
I can't believe she's
still under my skin.
698
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,494
Hey, did Alexis know
what time you came in?
699
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,397
She was on the couch,
fucking waitin' for me,
700
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:12,864
watching Rainman.
701
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,334
- How pissed was she?
- Fuming.
702
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:17,336
Told her I'd go shopping
with her mom.
703
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,338
Hey, fuck all that melodrama.
Tell me, uh..
704
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:21,373
Tell me how it felt to get some
of the strange?
705
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,210
You know, I realize it was the first time I
had sex that wasn't anything else but sex.
706
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:28,880
And there was no romance, I wasn't
dating her, she wasn't a girlfriend.
707
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,382
It's wild!
708
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,384
She was a sexual athlete.
709
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:33,819
See that?
And she wasn't even hot!
710
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,754
Yeah, I know.
That's the problem.
711
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,089
As soon as she left all I could
think about was Chloe.
712
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,326
Yeah, but don't worry about it.
This is what you need.
713
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:43,695
See, every girl you fuck puts more
distance between you and Chloe.
714
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,365
The more you fuck, the more
easier it'll be to forget.
715
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:49,968
Ten or fifteen girls later and you'll be
"Oh, I feel like a new man!"
716
00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,571
- I don't know.
- Trust me.
717
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,973
Until then you're
on sexual probation.
718
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,309
Now. Ah... give me the details.
719
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,944
What was her pussy like?
720
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,419
Making a coffee run,
you want some?
721
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:10,856
- Yes, sure, decaffeinated. Make sure it's decaf.
- No problem.
722
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,574
What about this one?
723
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,308
Wow, you look beautiful!
724
00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,143
That one's great too,
sweetheart.
725
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,513
Well, this one is to wear to the
brunch the day after the wedding
726
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,314
and the last one was to
wear to the cocktail party
727
00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,717
before the rehearsal dinner.
728
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,252
I know. I think they're
both great, really.
729
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,455
Well, thank you.
730
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,524
Oh and the wedding invitations.
731
00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:47,258
We need to make a
decision really soon,
732
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,594
because they have to go out
in less than two weeks.
733
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,862
Yeah, I'm on it, sweetheart.
734
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,664
I sent the samples of the
ones you liked to the house,
735
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,733
and I've already spoken with
the wedding planner.
736
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:12,651
- Hello.
- - It's me, I gotta talk to you.
737
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,687
We gotta go out tonight.
You gotta meet me at Clancy's.
738
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:18,724
I'm freaking out over here!
739
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,592
Well, it is four o'clock,
Alexis is still buying clothes.
740
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:21,993
I don't think I can do
this shit again.
741
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,629
Well, it doesn't have to
be a late at night!
742
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,498
I don't think I can
get away with it.
743
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,868
- Just.. try to, OK?
- I make no promises.
744
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:36,942
So, where is your partner
in crime?
745
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:39,044
He was supposed to be
here half an hour ago.
746
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,747
I don't know. He's been shopping with
Alexis something. He couldn't get away.
747
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,249
Anyway, that's life.
My lady...
748
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,485
She'd freak if she knew I was
sitting in a bar right now.
749
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,687
Who would've thought the smell of
beer and cigarettes on your clothes
750
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,822
five nights a week,
might have given it away by now?
751
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,792
She knows that he's out,
just not at this place.
752
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,027
Yeah, she thinks I'm
at a business dinner.
753
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,296
You're a friggin' manager at
Kinko's! Who you out to dinner with?
754
00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:00,999
No, no, no... I got lucky.
She doesn't grill me.
755
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:04,035
Steve-o, don't listen to anything
these retards are telling you.
756
00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,937
Clancy give me the usual,
this round's on me.
757
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:10,108
I'm another day closer to being
obscenely wealthy.
758
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:11,977
So, what do you think? You're
ready to go get some pussy?
759
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:15,013
- Jack, you just got engaged!
- Oh, grow up, rookie!
760
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:18,083
Ah, look at those beauties!
761
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:21,587
They're all right.
762
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:26,157
Are you crazy? They are perfect,
man! Those tits are less than a year old.
763
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:30,161
- Hey, I can't stay out all night.
- Of course you can.
764
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:32,764
Why do you allow her to keep you
on such a short leash.
765
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,533
Do you realize how much
money she has?
766
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,468
Do you realize how much money I'm gonna
have the second I say "I do"?
767
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:39,170
- Yeah, golden bars.
- Platinum! Platinum!
768
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:43,008
C'mon, grab a chick, get a lap dance, and
see if you can pull her outta here. Let's go!
769
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,749
- You ready for a dance?
- Yeah, sure.
770
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:54,786
Good. I'm gonna wait
for the next song.
771
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:58,256
So ah... my friend and I were
thinking that you and one of your friends
772
00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:01,893
should come back to my place
later and get a drink or something?
773
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,531
Yeah, like that might
happen.
774
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,298
What?
775
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:10,301
Oh, c'mon! What's it take to
pull one of you guys outta here?
776
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:14,540
If you have to ask, baby-doll,
you can't afford it.
777
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,441
Oh yeah,
I like this one.
778
00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:18,276
Dawn.
Sinfully naughty.
779
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:20,211
I've had an eye on her for a
couple of days.
780
00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:23,214
Look, "I specialize in top class
adult entertainment
781
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,916
in your home or hotel room."
782
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,086
Very athletic,
very outgoing, open-minded,
783
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,121
charming and need I say
super friendly.
784
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,824
Generous VIP's only
because I'm worth it!
785
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,159
Sounds accommodating.
786
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,261
I can't believe how many
hot girls are out here!
787
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,064
- Pick one! Which one you want?
- Whoa! Hold on, hold on! Right there.
788
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,066
- Bridget.
- Oh, God! So fu...
789
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:44,469
Former Penthouse Pet!
I am university-educated,
790
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:48,506
articulate, elegant,
sophisticated, and unpretentious.
791
00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:50,676
I cater exclusively to
distinguished gentlemen
792
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:54,112
who yearn for only the best and
appreciate the finer things in life.
793
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,247
That's what I'm talking about!
Make the call.
794
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,283
I'm all about the finer things.
795
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,185
Ah, I can't believe that
I'm doing this! Mistake.
796
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:01,219
Yahaa!
797
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,757
It's been an hour, man! Where
the fuck are these bitches?
798
00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,525
Just hang out.
I'll call some other ones.
799
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:08,760
No, fuck it! I'm tired.
800
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:11,229
I'll call you in the morning...
801
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,305
Good evening gentlemen.
802
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:24,843
- What the Hell's goin' on?
- I...
803
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:27,145
Hey! Is there a problem?
804
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,080
Yeah...
805
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,548
You!
806
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,851
Where's the girl on the picture?
807
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,786
Fine, you want us to leave?
808
00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:36,121
No, no, no! Let me talk to
you for a second.
809
00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,756
I'm not gonna hook up
with that one pig.
810
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,390
I'm gonna pay for both, OK?
811
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,927
It's just that I'm outta time,
so I'm gonna go home.
812
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,328
You gonna go home?!
You gonna leave me here, now?!
813
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,996
Give me the play-by-play
tomorrow, OK? Good luck.
814
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,132
Hi, come on in.
Sorry... about that.
815
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:50,235
So, what do I owe you, guys?
$400... each?
816
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,369
Plus tip.
817
00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:52,804
OK, plus tip. Great!
818
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:55,173
I should get a fuckin'
rebate for you.
819
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,742
You should be handing
out coupons.
820
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:02,547
Ladies.
821
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:03,915
- Hey!
- Hi.
822
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:05,383
- How are you doing?
- I'm a little tired.
823
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:06,918
Good, you wanna back it up?
824
00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:09,721
Rim-job, tea-bag...
What do you want guy?
825
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:10,989
Let's do it!
826
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:54,833
She didn't wake up until 10:30.
827
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,267
And then she showered.
828
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:57,869
Are you kidding me?
You pay her to leave.
829
00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,772
Didn't she read
her hooker handbook?
830
00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:05,143
I cut you boys some fresh
melon balls.
831
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,511
I'm exhausted.
832
00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,213
You should've gotten a little
morning pick-me-up.
833
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:09,848
How is that a morning?
834
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:11,817
And believe me,
she didn't look the same.
835
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,551
Chloe looked like an angel
in the morning.
836
00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:15,620
Well, you can't get girls
like Chloe on the Internet,
837
00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:18,189
so get that shit outta your
head. You should feel good.
838
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:23,929
Steven if you really wanna get over Chloe you
should get out there and start dating again?
839
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,231
I have this friend Felicia,
she's pretty,
840
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:30,802
she's got a great job, she's
got a great sense of humor.
841
00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:34,873
We should get together
and have dinner this week.
842
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,474
What's she really like?
843
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,443
She's perfect! She's a dirty
little naughty hoe,
844
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,511
and I'm pretty sure Alexis's
father banged her
845
00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:42,247
a few summers ago,
when she interned for us.
846
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:43,281
Nice!
847
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,686
Here is that escrow report.
848
00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:56,762
Steven!
849
00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,396
What the fuck?
850
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,532
What?
851
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,368
I'm still waiting
for the Schneider report.
852
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:08,840
- Is it finished?
- Um... not yet.
853
00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:11,042
I've just been a
little distracted.
854
00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:13,044
Pull your head outta your ass!
OK?
855
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:16,815
If you're dealing with some personal issue,
deal with it on your own personal time!
856
00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:18,884
All right.
Thank you for the support.
857
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:21,519
Hey, if you want support
go to an AA meeting!
858
00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:22,888
I got a department to run.
859
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,456
What's this?
860
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,358
This memo is a week old.
861
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:28,960
Clean up this shit-hole!
862
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,201
...and the flowers? I can't
even believe it!
863
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:39,570
My father is having thousands
of white orchids
864
00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:43,074
flown in from Hawaii on a
special climate-controlled plane!
865
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,976
It's gonna be the most beautiful
wedding ever!
866
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:48,079
God! I'm sure it will be in
Town and Country.
867
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:51,049
Oh, and honey, I feel so horrible
I missed your engagement party.
868
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:54,619
I heard it was wonderful, I just couldn't
reschedule my meeting in Brussels.
869
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:57,388
Sounds like you are having a
very interesting job.
870
00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:01,059
Felicia is the youngest
corporate manager at her firm.
871
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,961
And I'm sure by far the hottest!
872
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,633
You know?
That's a little sexist...
873
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:13,038
But at the same time,
I'm a little bit flattered.
874
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,405
Ha.
875
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,911
Excuse me.
876
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,651
"And by far the hottest?"
877
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:29,654
What kind of line is that?
878
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,823
- Steven?
- Yeah.
879
00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:35,961
- Oh, my God!
- Amelia?
880
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:41,099
I wa... We wa...
881
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,234
...haven't seen each other
since...
882
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,335
...high school?
883
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:46,404
Wow.
884
00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,107
Epic!
885
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,242
What are you doing these days?
886
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,379
I was in Costa Rica for
four years teaching English.
887
00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:56,414
And now I'm teaching
second grade.
888
00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:58,649
How have you been?
889
00:46:58,716 --> 00:47:00,085
Great! Great!
890
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:04,923
I'm an accountant,
so that's um...
891
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,524
You know, whatever...
but um...
892
00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:09,928
Other than that I'm good.
I'm really good.
893
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:13,764
Well, that's great.
894
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,001
Wow, it's really
nice seeing you.
895
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:18,469
You really...
You look... You look great.
896
00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:23,508
Um...
Well...
897
00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:26,377
Yeah, uh...
898
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:30,815
...just be slow with him,
he's still fragile.
899
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:32,117
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, buddy!
900
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,652
- You ready for another drink?
- Yeah.
901
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,654
I have to go to the ladies room.
902
00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:40,058
- Would you like to come with me?
- Absolutely.
903
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,095
Jack.
904
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,731
See that girl over there?
905
00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:49,901
- What? The one with the joker?
- Yeah.
906
00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,869
I went to high school with her.
907
00:47:51,937 --> 00:47:53,571
Oh, yeah? Did you bang her?
908
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:55,406
No.
909
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:56,807
But I always wanted to.
910
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,509
Why? She's not that hot.
911
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,845
Yeah, but she was cool.
You know? She was always cool.
912
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,114
You don't know that.
There's no way.
913
00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:05,050
I went to high school with her.
Am I not speaking English?
914
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,218
You can't know what you really
think about a girl until you fuck her.
915
00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,587
'Cause until you fuck her, how
you feel about her and everything,
916
00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,990
it's all clouded by
wanting to fuck.
917
00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:15,826
He's right.
918
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,097
So. Think he's got a big dick?
919
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:22,600
I have no idea.
920
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:25,336
Oh, c'mon! Like you've never
accidentally,
921
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:27,872
like, rubbed up
against him to check it out...
922
00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:29,874
No! He's Jack's best friend.
923
00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:32,677
- So what? Aren't you curious?
- No.
924
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,879
Well...
925
00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:36,414
...I'll let you know.
926
00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:47,292
Wait! Wait!
927
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:50,228
OK, um...
I don't wanna lead you on.
928
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,098
It's all right.
929
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,139
Would you stop it, please!
930
00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:04,342
Seriously, um... I mean I don't
do that on a first date.
931
00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,245
OK? Like, no intercourse.
932
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:09,981
All right.
933
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,118
You want another drink?
934
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:16,954
No, no! I mean, we can still
fool around.
935
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:19,190
I'll give you head.
936
00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,227
But only if you go down
on me too.
937
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,098
Uh, that... that sounds fair.
938
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:46,551
And with that,
the floodgates were open!
939
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:49,487
Every night I was out on a
hunt, looking for the kill.
940
00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:51,889
For every one girl that
rejected me, I took down five.
941
00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,125
- It's over!
- You need to go down under the minors.
942
00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,826
And for every girl I took down,
943
00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:58,263
You need practice, you need to
get your confidence back...
944
00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,564
I wanted ten more!
945
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:00,831
And maybe you can get
another
946
00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:02,300
Chloe without all the bullshit.
947
00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,935
Not yet. Not yet.
Not yet!
948
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,073
"I'm gonna fuck this girl,
I am gonna fuck this girl"!
949
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,977
That's right baby!
950
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:16,147
My life was one hot wet porn
and I was the star!
951
00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,116
Ron Jeremy had nothing on me!
952
00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,485
Except maybe,
three inches.
953
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:29,894
And in this haze of decadence
I found clarity.
954
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,365
No more worrying about the jumbo
mortgage, the right wash on my denim.
955
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:38,103
No more guppy-wet dreams of
perfect credit and financial freedom.
956
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,570
I was living for today...
957
00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,539
...embracing life's
basic needs.
958
00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:44,209
Food, shelter,
chasing ass...
959
00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,177
...and chasing more ass!
960
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:56,354
Steven.
What the hell is going on?
961
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,456
You've been wearing
this suit for two weeks.
962
00:50:58,523 --> 00:51:03,027
And I thought I told you a hundred times,
to clean up this mess and get organized!
963
00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:05,430
I'm running out
of patience with you!
964
00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:07,165
And I know that's not e-mail,
965
00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:08,633
it's porn!
966
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,202
Fuck you.
967
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,241
What did you just say?
968
00:51:17,142 --> 00:51:19,777
I said, "fuck you",
969
00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:23,114
you insensitive,
cock-sucking,
970
00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:24,182
asshole!
971
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,451
You can't talk to me like that!
972
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:28,386
Do you know there's
a recession going on?
973
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,521
You know what that
does to the job market?
974
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:34,058
Fuck the job market! And
fuck this job! It's a slow death!
975
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,727
You think I want to end up
like you, you rat race fuck?
976
00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:40,698
Work, spend, acquire, consume,
get fat then fucking die!
977
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,701
Well, suck my
motherfucking balls!
978
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,737
- Don't think you could come back here.
- Fuck you!
979
00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:48,005
Get out of here!
980
00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:49,374
And you fucked a whore
in Vegas!
981
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,142
- Get outta here!
- I bought her for you!
982
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,778
- What fucking hypocrite are you!
- Yes, you! Out! Get outta here!
983
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,846
- And she was fucking ugly with a beard!
- I'm so sick of that!
984
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:57,648
Call security!
985
00:51:57,715 --> 00:51:59,417
What are you laughing?
Is there something funny?
986
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:07,225
You Ginger...
are hot!
987
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,296
Thanks Steven.
988
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,898
Want another?
989
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,069
How about... we leave here?
990
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,306
And we go somewhere...
991
00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:22,840
...a lil' more uh...
992
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:26,143
You wanna go in the
champagne room?
993
00:52:26,211 --> 00:52:29,480
No, like... I mean...
994
00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:32,783
I mean, like in
private-private, you know?
995
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:36,487
Like uh.. like,
back to my apartment.
996
00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:42,393
That kind of private-private is
expensive-expensive. Get what I'm sayin'?
997
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:46,130
Yeah, but I already
charged up like $ 1,400 on you.
998
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:50,301
Well, what you spend in here has nothing
to do with what you spend out there.
999
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:53,238
And... I don't take
credit cards.
1000
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:59,310
Well, how... how
much more do you want?
1001
00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:03,381
Well, I don't think I could leave
the club for less than a 1,000.
1002
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:08,886
Wha..? I.. I can't even get that
outta the ATM now!
1003
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,956
Sorry, Stevie...
1004
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,693
Why don't come back when you
decide to crack open your piggy bank.
1005
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,662
Wait, wait, wait..
1006
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:22,900
I don't want to be alone.
1007
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,472
You uh... want another dance?
1008
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,640
No.
1009
00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,915
I want more.
1010
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,523
Bye.
1011
00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:52,597
- Are you sure you're all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1012
00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:54,031
Thank you for helping me out
with this stuff.
1013
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,466
Yeah, yeah.
1014
00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:58,068
Sorry Mr. Goodson,
but this credit card was denied.
1015
00:53:58,135 --> 00:53:59,637
Oh!
1016
00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,339
That's cool,
I'll just pay cash.
1017
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:03,708
Are you kidding me?
It's like $19.
1018
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,943
Yeah, but I... use my credit
card a lot lately so,
1019
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:07,978
they probably just didn't get
the payment.
1020
00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:09,747
Here you go.
Thanks.
1021
00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:13,017
You gotta take it easy at
those clubs, man.
1022
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,352
- I'm a little afraid.
- What are you gonna do tomorrow?
1023
00:54:14,419 --> 00:54:16,521
I'm gonna meet Alexis,
1024
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:19,189
help her pick up some expensive-ass
shit and we are gonna register for it.
1025
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,925
I'll call you after.
1026
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:22,293
All right man, thanks for
inviting me.
1027
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,495
I'll see ya.
1028
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:27,798
Jack was right. It was time for
me to pull myself back together.
1029
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:30,835
People dig themselves
out of ruts every day.
1030
00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:31,969
How hard could it be?
1031
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:45,082
Stick your fingers in her
pussy and let me lick it!
1032
00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:47,818
Oh, Stevie... you are so dirty!
1033
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:51,389
That's right, baby.
But not as dirty as my money.
1034
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,723
So we are on for tonight again?
1035
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,425
- A 1,000 bucks each?
- Oh, yeah.
1036
00:54:54,492 --> 00:54:56,894
But tonight...
I'm gonna get your ass!
1037
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,737
Who's that sexy thing
over there?
1038
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,939
It's some new girl.
Thinks her shit doesn't stink.
1039
00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,240
Well, bring her over here!
Go get her!
1040
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,910
We're not enough for you?
1041
00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:16,381
Baby, there is not enough in
this whole fucking place for me!
1042
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:18,449
Go, go, go and get the
bitch over here! Go on!
1043
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:24,489
Thanks guys.
Did you like the dance?
1044
00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,057
Excuse me. I got a request for
you over there.
1045
00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:33,431
Stevie, this is Sage.
1046
00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:35,600
Nice to meet you Sage.
1047
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,036
- I don't drink champagne.
- Tonight you do!
1048
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,605
I don't wanna hear the words
1049
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:45,275
"don't", "won't" or "can't"!
1050
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,677
You know what I'm sayin'?
1051
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:52,950
You look familiar,
where are you from?
1052
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:56,086
Kansas City. But maybe you've
seen me dance somewhere else?
1053
00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,788
I don't think so.
1054
00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,224
- How long you've lived here?
- Two years.
1055
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,726
I go to college in the city.
1056
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,362
Wait a minute.
1057
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,999
We have met before.
1058
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:13,003
Yeah, I tried talking to you at this
little shit-hole bar down at third street.
1059
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,071
Fuck off!
1060
00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:16,441
You were a total fucking byotch!
1061
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:17,475
I'm sorry?
1062
00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,109
I don't remember.
1063
00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:21,045
No, I'm sure you don't.
1064
00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,914
That's probably how you
behave once the guy's payin' you.
1065
00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:28,152
- Fuck off, I don't need this shit!
- Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1066
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,455
I wanna take you home tonight.
How much?
1067
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,757
- Uh-uh, what about us?
- C'mon.
1068
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:33,958
Oh, shit!
1069
00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,860
Who the fuck do you
think you are?
1070
00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:39,129
I wouldn't touch your dick if you
were the last guy on this earth.
1071
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,565
This asshole is all yours.
1072
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,933
$5,000.
1073
00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:25,109
Wow, that was
really something.
1074
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,811
Good.
1075
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:28,445
So, now I gotta get some sleep.
1076
00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:31,616
You want me to leave?
1077
00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:33,918
Yeah, that's what I'm
paying you for.
1078
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:37,021
It's after four. I can't crash
here for a couple of hours?
1079
00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:41,626
I just paid you five grand.
Get a suite at the Ritz!
1080
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,329
You really do have a problem.
1081
00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:46,897
Maybe next week you can get
to stay the night,
1082
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,766
but then you'll only
get two grand.
1083
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,335
I wouldn't hold my breath
if I were you.
1084
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:52,703
Whatever.
1085
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,740
Every girl's got a bid.
1086
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,307
Let me tell you something.
1087
00:57:57,374 --> 00:58:00,811
That five grand is gonna pay for
my tuition next semester.
1088
00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:02,112
Oh...
1089
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,582
I hope you are a lot better
at school.
1090
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,205
Five hundred bucks?!
The thing's worth nine grand!
1091
00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,776
In this city this is worth 500
bucks. Take it or leave it.
1092
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,648
Steve-o.
1093
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:45,115
How long you've been here?
1094
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,483
About an hour.
1095
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:48,485
Make it three and it
ain't pretty.
1096
00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:50,721
What the hell do you do all day?
1097
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:52,422
I was up all night destroying
this slam piece.
1098
00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:54,124
I slept 'til noon, went to the
gym for a couple of hours,
1099
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:56,360
got horny again,
and rode up a ménage.
1100
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,328
- Technically, it was a foursome.
- Jesus, man!
1101
00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,865
- I'm worried about you.
- Why? I never felt better.
1102
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,532
I mean, feel this shit!
It's a fucking pipe-iron?
1103
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,201
But you are burning
through all your cash!
1104
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:06,303
So? It's not like I'm
saving for a beach house.
1105
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,172
- I feel liberated.
- You're too consumed by all of this.
1106
01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:10,240
Run's end Steve.
It's not a way of life!
1107
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,843
It's been three months, you
fucked well over 15 girls.
1108
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,478
- End it!
- Hey, fuck that!
1109
01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:16,013
Everything you've ever done
is to get laid or make money.
1110
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,648
So don't tell me it's all a
waste.
1111
01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:19,083
I'm telling you,
you're a fucking mess!
1112
01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:21,185
I mean, what the fuck?
Look at you!
1113
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,788
You quit your job. Changed your
whole fucking life, and for what?
1114
01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:26,590
Oh, because "you lost Chloe".
Fuck that! Who the fuck is she?
1115
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,292
- Who the fuck is she?
- Yeah!
1116
01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:30,060
- Who the fuck is she?
- Yeah, who the fuck is she!
1117
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,062
She was everything, man. She was
my whole fucking identity!
1118
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,631
When it was Steven and Chloe,
it was perfection!
1119
01:00:34,699 --> 01:00:36,934
Now that it's just Steven,
it sucks!
1120
01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:38,903
I'm not taking
any of the responsibility...
1121
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,470
Just relax, both of you!
1122
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,106
I mean, do you have
any idea what that feels like?
1123
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:43,941
When a girl that beautiful tells
you she loves you,
1124
01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:46,610
it's not like a normal girl
saying she loves you.
1125
01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:50,681
Accountants don't get girls
like that, Jack. But I had her!
1126
01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:54,719
And for whatever reason she was
completely into me.
1127
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:57,888
For three years.
1128
01:00:57,955 --> 01:01:02,993
- Steven, I'm sorry.
- Are you gonna shut up and have a drink or what?
1129
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:06,363
We gotta get our buzz on if we were to do
some serious hunting. Clancy get him a double.
1130
01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:09,299
Steven, slow down.
Why don't you take a night off?
1131
01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:12,202
Hey, fuck that!
Bring me a double too.
1132
01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:16,373
Maybe it'll calm him down.
1133
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,208
No, pussy will calm me down!
1134
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,845
And speaking of pussy, Jack.
Stop being one!
1135
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:48,906
Steven!
1136
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,542
- Hey!
- Amelia.
1137
01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:55,012
Uh... hey!
How are you doin'?
1138
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:56,646
I'm great! I'm great.
1139
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,049
I'm actually, I'm waiting for a
friend who's always late.
1140
01:01:59,116 --> 01:02:01,018
Do you wanna come and join me?
1141
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:05,222
Um...
1142
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:11,695
Uh... yeah, yeah. Sure.
1143
01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:16,767
I'll have a Scotch on the rocks, a
Chardonnay. I have a tab, Steven Goodson.
1144
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:18,468
Thanks.
1145
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:21,338
- My God, you look great!
- I quit my job,
1146
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,372
been working out.
1147
01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,641
Wow, good for you!
1148
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:30,047
You know, in high school I always wanted to
ask you out but never have had the balls.
1149
01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:32,449
Really?
1150
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,753
- Wow! I had no idea.
- Yeah...
1151
01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:42,793
So, does that mean you still want
to take me out or has that expired.
1152
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:44,929
I would love to take you out.
1153
01:02:44,995 --> 01:02:46,330
I'll take you out tomorrow.
1154
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:49,900
I can't tomorrow.
1155
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:52,302
I'm going away this weekend.
1156
01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:54,338
- Next week?
- Next week's fine.
1157
01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:57,674
I'm so sorry. It took me forever
to get out of the office.
1158
01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:01,045
That's OK. Renée, this is Steven,
um... we went to high school together.
1159
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:02,446
Oh, how sweet!
Nice to meet you.
1160
01:03:02,512 --> 01:03:04,714
Well, Listen, I'm gonna
get back to my friends.
1161
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,817
Uh... very nice to meet you.
1162
01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:08,085
And um...
1163
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,286
I... I need your number!
1164
01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,127
All right, great! All
right. I'll talk to you soon.
1165
01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:22,833
Here, honey. Take a look at
these. These are the best ones.
1166
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,634
Uh... I like the
one on the ocean.
1167
01:03:24,701 --> 01:03:26,436
You don't think that's
too big for a summer house?
1168
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:29,539
No, sweetie,
I think it's perfect.
1169
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:32,242
You always pick
the most expensive.
1170
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,711
Well, that's 'cause
they're the best ones.
1171
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:38,048
I don't think it's safe for the
kids to be so close to the water.
1172
01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:41,018
Well, let's worry about that
when we have some.
1173
01:03:42,086 --> 01:03:44,554
I have a surprise for you.
1174
01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:46,891
You do?
1175
01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:49,393
I do.
1176
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:57,968
It's our wedding invitation!
1177
01:03:58,035 --> 01:03:59,369
Wow, you scared me!
1178
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,271
- Oh, aren't they beautiful?
- Yeah.
1179
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:04,108
I spoke to the calligrapher,
they'll all go out on Monday.
1180
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,343
- This Monday?
- Mh-hm.
1181
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:13,083
Let's go to bed.
1182
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:16,586
For some reason I couldn't
stop thinking about her.
1183
01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:19,456
She made me feel different,
she was somebody real.
1184
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:21,926
I decided I'd put the run
on hold
1185
01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:24,161
and take her out without
trying to take advantage of her.
1186
01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,897
I wanted to be respectful.
I could be a gentleman.
1187
01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:29,466
What did you order?
That drink was great.
1188
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:33,603
Ah... that was a "Mind Eraser".
It's a specialty of the house.
1189
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:38,375
I think it's working.
I never drink this much.
1190
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,610
You know? I think it takes
a lot of courage, just,
1191
01:04:40,677 --> 01:04:44,915
to quit your job without even knowing
what your next step is gonna be.
1192
01:04:44,982 --> 01:04:46,883
I really admire that.
1193
01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:50,887
And, you know? I think you should
take as much time as you need to,
1194
01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:55,392
you know, figure out what it is
that you're truly passionate about.
1195
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,594
That's my plan.
1196
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,267
Let me get you another.
1197
01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:09,106
You know? I'm really glad that after all
these years you still wanted to ask me out.
1198
01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:12,609
'Cause I kind of feel...
connected to you.
1199
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:20,985
Tonight has been...
really fantastic.
1200
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:23,153
Thanks.
1201
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,155
I don't go out much.
1202
01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,492
So, this was... fun for me.
1203
01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:32,096
- And, um... this is me.
- This is you.
1204
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,900
God, I can't believe
how late it got.
1205
01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:40,437
I have to be up in, like,
four hours.
1206
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,507
Well, we should do this again.
1207
01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:46,843
Yeah, but...
1208
01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:49,213
I mean, do you wanna come up?
1209
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,681
Not really gonna get
enough sleep anyway.
1210
01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,086
Um...
1211
01:05:56,153 --> 01:06:00,390
Yeah, sure.
I'll come up.
1212
01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:14,604
Ah, Steven, like that.
1213
01:06:19,343 --> 01:06:23,880
- Steven, wait. Stop!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
1214
01:06:23,947 --> 01:06:26,350
Just slow down.
1215
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,385
Might sound kinda lame,
but I'm not like that.
1216
01:06:28,452 --> 01:06:31,355
I know, I know that! OK?
I know that.
1217
01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:33,757
I'm sorry.
I gotta go.
1218
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,560
- Well, it is late but...
- I know it's late.
1219
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,528
I want you to call me.
OK, seriously?
1220
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,130
OK. Yes, I'll call you.
1221
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,332
- OK, call me?
- Yeah, thank you.
1222
01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,567
Goodbye.
1223
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:48,038
Well, I guess
I couldn't be normal.
1224
01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:51,608
But who wants to be normal anyway? It's
just another word for "weak".
1225
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:54,044
I'm a fucking
"Sexinator".
1226
01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:41,891
Are you having fun?
1227
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:44,928
The good thing about
being a non-stop sex-machine
1228
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:47,497
with a demon at the wheel, is
that when people see you coming,
1229
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,533
no one stops you
for directions.
1230
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,468
Amelia was a distant memory.
1231
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:55,739
And my life was just committed
to fucking young, hot chicks!
1232
01:07:57,174 --> 01:08:00,210
Hey, there's somebody
at the door.
1233
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,346
What?
1234
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,847
There's somebody at the door.
1235
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:11,588
- Hey, open the fucking door, Steve!
- Open up!
1236
01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:14,424
C'mon Steve! Quit fucking around
and open the door.
1237
01:08:18,728 --> 01:08:19,729
Whoa!
1238
01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:25,769
What are you guys doing here?
1239
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:27,237
We were worried about you.
1240
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:29,273
Haven't heard from you in weeks.
You don't have a phone.
1241
01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:30,840
Look at this place,
it's a fucking shit-hole.
1242
01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:38,114
Oh, um...
1243
01:08:38,182 --> 01:08:40,184
Guys, this is uh...
1244
01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:42,886
Erika.
1245
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,622
It's nice to meet you.
1246
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,724
Oh, thanks!
1247
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,559
I was just leaving.
1248
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:52,629
Bye, bye.
1249
01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:03,340
- What the fuck is going on?
- What?
1250
01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:05,842
What do you mean "what"?
You... you live in a shit-hole.
1251
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:08,745
You haven't been to work in
four months. You got no money.
1252
01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,047
You're like this close
to being homeless.
1253
01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:12,616
Jack...
1254
01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:17,153
I get pussy every night.
1255
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:21,325
All right, you know what?
That's enough.
1256
01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:23,393
This is a...
This is an intervention.
1257
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:26,763
You need fucking therapy!
Shock-treatment!
1258
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,265
You're like an addict.
1259
01:09:28,332 --> 01:09:30,033
Steven, what are you
doing with your life?
1260
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,436
I'm thinking about taking
a job in landscaping...
1261
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,504
Get to work outdoors,
be physical.
1262
01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:38,408
Physical? You went to college, for
Christ's sake! You majored in accounting.
1263
01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,710
Jack, my rent's 300
bucks a month.
1264
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,779
It's gonna make enough money
to keep doing what I'm doing.
1265
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:43,947
And then what?
1266
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,616
There's no "And then what?",
that's it!
1267
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:48,818
What...
1268
01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,654
What the hell are you talking
about? That sucks!
1269
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,990
Jack, I'll make enough cash
to go out every night,
1270
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:55,191
hit a strip-club once a week,
1271
01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:56,293
buy enough champagne and
lap dances
1272
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,627
to pull the girl outta there.
1273
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,896
- That's your big plan?
- Hey, fuck big plans!
1274
01:09:59,963 --> 01:10:02,632
All right? What's your big
fucking plan, huh Jack?
1275
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,734
Marry some girl for her money,
be a slave to her old man,
1276
01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:06,736
and then live ass-lickingly
ever after.
1277
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,137
Yo, fuck you man!
1278
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,507
You are full of shit, you know?
All you do is fucking talk!
1279
01:10:11,675 --> 01:10:15,879
It's not about me,
you tormented sociopath!
1280
01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,515
Yes, it is!
1281
01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:21,050
Whatever warped fucking scumbag have
I been listening to this whole time, huh?
1282
01:10:21,117 --> 01:10:23,987
Remember that model bitch that never
called me back? I wasn't out of my element!
1283
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:27,391
She probably lost her fucking
cell-phone or moved to Milan, or some shit!
1284
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:30,927
And all those legendary runs you were going
on, Jack! Where was I for all those, huh?
1285
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,996
You probably go home every
night with your dick in your hands
1286
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,698
and jerk-off next to your ice-princess
thinking of all the girls I fuck!
1287
01:10:34,764 --> 01:10:37,233
You know, blame me, if you want.
I said "go on a run".
1288
01:10:37,301 --> 01:10:39,403
I didn't say
"fuck up the rest of your life".
1289
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:41,170
Did you call that girl you went
to high school with?
1290
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,106
- The teacher.
- No, I've been busy!
1291
01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,108
Fuck that! We're calling her.
What's her number? Right now!
1292
01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:46,876
Jack, she doesn't want to talk
to me. There is no need of it.
1293
01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:50,280
Quiet! Listen to me,
both of you!
1294
01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:51,481
Sit down!
1295
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,727
You know, back when I was your
age, even younger,
1296
01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:06,363
I had my head shoved up my ass,
just like the both of you.
1297
01:11:06,430 --> 01:11:07,964
I was doing things
I shouldn't do,
1298
01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:10,133
hanging out with
people you don't wanna know.
1299
01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:11,635
I was chasing my share of tail.
1300
01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:15,171
Believe me, I was feeling pretty
good about my manhood.
1301
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:16,806
And then...
1302
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:20,844
I met this nice girl,
real smart...
1303
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:23,313
Got a degree in this,
got a degree in that.
1304
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,649
And I liked this
girl right off the bat!
1305
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,684
But I'm thinking to myself...
1306
01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:30,454
She's not gonna wanna have
anything to do with me!
1307
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,222
So I didn't call.
1308
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:36,326
Two years pass by and I see her
in the park with another guy.
1309
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:38,695
My heart, it breaks right there. I'm a
mess. I mean, you know? For Christ' sakes!
1310
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:42,198
Why didn't I call her?
What was I so afraid of?
1311
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:44,033
So another year passes.
1312
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:47,971
But I've cleaned up my act.
I opened a bar,
1313
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:51,074
I made myself respectable...
1314
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,811
And then, one day...
1315
01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,446
...she comes in.
1316
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:58,147
And then I knew.
1317
01:11:58,214 --> 01:12:00,316
It was gonna happen for us.
1318
01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:02,919
And that was... Jennine?
1319
01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,354
No.
1320
01:12:04,421 --> 01:12:07,056
That was Jennine's
little sister Mara.
1321
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:08,425
But that's how I met Jennine.
1322
01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:11,361
That was a great story.
1323
01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:12,562
But I... I don't really
see the point.
1324
01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:14,197
You friggin' call her!
1325
01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:16,199
I'm not gonna call her.
She doesn't wanna hear from me.
1326
01:12:16,265 --> 01:12:17,567
- Yes, she does!
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1327
01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:19,603
I'm calling her right now.
1328
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,371
Hang on!
1329
01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:25,074
Hello?
Hi.
1330
01:12:25,141 --> 01:12:26,510
Amelia?
1331
01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:28,645
Um...
1332
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:31,014
...it's Steven.
1333
01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,617
Yeah.
1334
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,919
Good.
1335
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,053
How are you?
1336
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,623
Yeah, I know um...
1337
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:42,125
I was gonna call you
sooner but uh...
1338
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:47,864
The prince and his men followed the
fairy princess through the dark forest.
1339
01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:51,501
Only a kiss from the good prince
could break the spell
1340
01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:55,572
and wake her from her
deep slumber.
1341
01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:58,708
When the Prince kissed
her rosy cheek...
1342
01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,844
...the spell was finally broken!
1343
01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:05,849
And the Prince and Sleeping
Beauty were together at last.
1344
01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:10,554
And they all lived
happily ever after.
1345
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:18,562
Hey!
Prince Charming.
1346
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,964
Did your mom say
she was gonna be running late?
1347
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:21,998
No.
1348
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:24,333
I'm gonna go give her a call.
OK?
1349
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,704
Well, you stay here with my friend
Steven for a minute, is that OK?
1350
01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:28,838
Ya.
1351
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:34,744
- So, what's your name?
- Derek.
1352
01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:36,980
Well, you did a...
a great job tonight, Derek.
1353
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:38,582
Yeah, whatever...
1354
01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,884
But my motherfucking friends
1355
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,886
been all up in my face and shit for
having have kissed a skinny-ass bitch!
1356
01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:44,588
Hey, hey!
1357
01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,890
- You shouldn't talk like that.
- Why the fuck not?
1358
01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:50,827
Because it's not good for you.
1359
01:13:50,894 --> 01:13:51,728
Yeah, whatever.
1360
01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,296
You like teach, huh?
1361
01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:55,632
Yeah... Yeah, I like teach.
1362
01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:57,066
Why? Don't you like her too?
1363
01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:59,035
But I ain't the one
tappin' that ass.
1364
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,169
Hey, how old are you?
1365
01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:01,404
Do you even know
what that means?
1366
01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:02,706
I'm eight and a half,
motherfucker!
1367
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,608
What the fuck do you think!
1368
01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:08,144
OK! I talked to your brother,
he's gonna be here in a half hour.
1369
01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:09,546
All right.
1370
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,922
Thanks for being
such a sport tonight.
1371
01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:21,057
By the boy's face, he thought it
was this Friday.
1372
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:23,760
Don't worry about it.
I had fun.
1373
01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:26,663
You know, I can tell the kids really
like you. You're great with them.
1374
01:14:26,730 --> 01:14:28,898
I love working with the kids.
1375
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,967
I really feel like
I can make a difference.
1376
01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:33,603
How about you?
1377
01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:35,839
Do you want kids some day?
1378
01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:39,275
I mean, I guess I'd be ready...
1379
01:14:39,342 --> 01:14:42,979
If I met someone I felt like I
could spend the rest of my life with.
1380
01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:50,319
Uh... you know, I wasn't sure
if I should call you,
1381
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:51,821
Um...
1382
01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:55,024
...after I left your
place that night.
1383
01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:57,226
But um...
1384
01:14:57,293 --> 01:14:58,895
I'm really happy I did.
1385
01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:07,971
I've been...
avoiding people lately.
1386
01:15:08,037 --> 01:15:11,575
Just, uh... my own head
trying to escape.
1387
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,110
Yeah, it's scary
to feel all alone in the world.
1388
01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:17,113
Yeah.
1389
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:19,248
It's been a way of
not dealing...
1390
01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:23,653
I'm tired of being like that.
1391
01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:28,024
Well, you don't have
to be alone Steven.
1392
01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:32,061
I don't wanna be alone.
1393
01:15:58,021 --> 01:16:00,489
Hey! Jack.
1394
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,958
Get up! We're gonna be late.
1395
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,060
You know? I see your father all
day every day.
1396
01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,262
I'd like to not to have
to see him on a Saturday.
1397
01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:08,965
Well, I promised that we'd have
brunch with them.
1398
01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:11,400
You have to be respectful
of my family.
1399
01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:14,370
You know my father doesn't like
to be... disappointed.
1400
01:16:14,437 --> 01:16:16,305
So, uh... get up!
1401
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,842
I can't.
1402
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,377
Well, that's too bad,
'cause they're expecting us.
1403
01:16:21,444 --> 01:16:24,648
That's not what I'm
talking about. I...
1404
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:27,951
I gave Steven all this advice and
he... and he turned into a monster.
1405
01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:31,154
And now I can't look at myself
without seeing a monster too.
1406
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,893
What's that supposed to mean?
1407
01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:42,298
I'm obsessed with money.
1408
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:45,802
I'm sick. And you're my
meal-ticket and that disgusts me.
1409
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:53,910
Jack.
1410
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:07,891
I love you.
1411
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:11,527
And you know that we could have
a wonderful life together.
1412
01:17:11,594 --> 01:17:13,296
So, be careful.
1413
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:17,133
Being careful makes
me miserable.
1414
01:17:22,672 --> 01:17:24,841
Steven! Break time.
1415
01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:35,451
How's your girl?
1416
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:36,720
She's good.
1417
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:39,388
- Real good.
- That's good.
1418
01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:50,333
- Hello, may I help you?
- Yes, um...
1419
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,335
We have a reservation
under Goodson.
1420
01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:54,003
All right.
1421
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:57,440
Oh... I don't see anything here.
1422
01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,176
Oh! Here you are.
1423
01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:01,711
Right this way.
1424
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:09,118
Happy Valentine's Day.
1425
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,420
Thank you!
1426
01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,291
Oh, my God! They're beautiful.
1427
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,128
I love them.
1428
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,732
Well, I got something
for you too.
1429
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,675
I honestly wasn't
expecting that.
1430
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,110
I made it.
1431
01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:37,113
That's our first picture
that we took together.
1432
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:40,149
And then I figure we can fill
it with more as we go along.
1433
01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:44,453
This is great!
1434
01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:48,758
And I have another
surprise for you too.
1435
01:18:51,928 --> 01:18:55,564
You've been so patient,
1436
01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,066
so wonderful...
1437
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,804
I'm ready.
1438
01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:07,543
You could say something.
I thought you'd be...
1439
01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:08,778
...happy.
1440
01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:10,814
I'm happy.
1441
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,348
Of course, I'm happy.
1442
01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:15,084
Well, I just feel really
comfortable with you.
1443
01:19:18,354 --> 01:19:19,923
Are you all right?
1444
01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:26,930
I'm great.
1445
01:19:26,996 --> 01:19:29,098
Well, you have a really
weird look on your face.
1446
01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:30,299
What are you thinking?
1447
01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:35,738
Steven, are you even
listening to me?
1448
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:39,008
Uh... I'll be right back.
1449
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:52,155
Excuse me.
Um...
1450
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:55,825
We've met before, at my
apartment. Off the Internet?
1451
01:19:55,892 --> 01:20:00,629
- Yeah?
- I have $200.
1452
01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:01,730
I need you right now.
1453
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:03,532
I'm $400 an hour.
1454
01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:05,801
And the guy I'm with has me
for the whole night.
1455
01:20:05,869 --> 01:20:07,603
Well, I only have 200.
1456
01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,873
But I only need five minutes.
1457
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:13,809
Just let me fuck you, all right?
C'mon, we can do it in the bathroom.
1458
01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:17,313
Five minutes,
whether you cum or not.
1459
01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:18,347
OK.
1460
01:21:24,847 --> 01:21:26,382
Are you sure you're all right?
1461
01:21:26,449 --> 01:21:29,585
I feel like you've
been gone forever.
1462
01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:31,520
- I'm fine.
- Yeah.
1463
01:21:31,587 --> 01:21:35,824
- What is it, your stomach?
- No.
1464
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,093
Don't worry about it.
1465
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,229
Well, then let's get outta here.
1466
01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:42,631
Let's go back and...
get busy.
1467
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,003
Uh... wait one second!
1468
01:21:50,506 --> 01:21:51,574
Uh...
1469
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,479
Um..
1470
01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:58,447
There is a...
1471
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,420
- I have to tell you something.
- What?
1472
01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:08,958
Um...
1473
01:22:09,025 --> 01:22:10,659
I don't even know
where to begin.
1474
01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,697
Well, whatever it's, I mean,
you could just say it.
1475
01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,405
I have a problem.
1476
01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:28,677
OK, wow... You're starting to
scare me, Steven.
1477
01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:38,121
OK. Well, I mean...
It can't be that big of a deal?
1478
01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:43,626
All I think about...
1479
01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:45,961
...is sleeping with other women.
1480
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,763
Even when I'm with you.
1481
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,932
What?
What are you saying?
1482
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:51,934
I have sex with at least
five girls a week.
1483
01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,902
That's insane.
1484
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:57,840
I'm... that's... What, do you need help,
or you wanna talk to somebody, or...
1485
01:22:57,906 --> 01:23:00,476
No! You don't get it!
1486
01:23:00,543 --> 01:23:05,948
I just fucked a hooker
in the bathroom for $200.
1487
01:23:06,015 --> 01:23:07,150
What?
1488
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,719
Here.
1489
01:23:12,588 --> 01:23:14,023
Here tonight?
1490
01:23:15,058 --> 01:23:16,592
I'm sorry.
1491
01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:41,184
I just...
1492
01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:44,387
I just can't be
with you anymore.
1493
01:24:05,774 --> 01:24:09,245
You know you gotta hold this for me,
right? It's part of the job description.
1494
01:24:10,579 --> 01:24:11,714
Let's see it.
1495
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,289
With this ring I thee wed.
1496
01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:23,792
With this ring you are dead.
1497
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:26,529
Hey, with this ring I'm a
very rich man.
1498
01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:28,264
All right? Shut up the fuck up
and be happy for me once.
1499
01:24:28,331 --> 01:24:30,966
Why? I didn't think being happy
was part of your big plan...
1500
01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:34,103
- Well, at least pretend.
- Well, I guess I'm just not as good at that as you are.
1501
01:24:34,170 --> 01:24:35,804
You are hopeless!
1502
01:24:35,871 --> 01:24:37,640
You know? What, Steve? I'm
supposed to be all sad
1503
01:24:37,706 --> 01:24:39,808
and regretful that I'm selling
out. Is that it? Yeah?
1504
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:42,378
Hey! I'm a big fucking sell out!
1505
01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:47,350
I admitted it.
1506
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:49,051
In the house of God,
I admitted it.
1507
01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,786
And I haven't been
struck down...
1508
01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:52,955
I... I haven't been cursed.
'Cause no one cares, Steve!
1509
01:24:53,021 --> 01:24:55,524
No one cares that I can't stand her,
that I never wanna have sex with her,
1510
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:57,926
and that the sound of her voice
makes my balls tight!
1511
01:24:57,993 --> 01:25:01,130
All of the joy her father brings
me treating me like a... like a failure.
1512
01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:05,334
And her mother is the most
neurotic lunatic of them all.
1513
01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:08,404
Jack, we are about to begin!
Let's go!
1514
01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:11,474
OK, thanks.
I'll be there in a sec.
1515
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:29,792
Fuck you and all your
bullshit advice!
1516
01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:31,694
And fuck me for listening to it!
1517
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,830
I mean, do you have any idea what
I've become? I make myself sick now!
1518
01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:36,665
Amelia was the best thing that
ever happened to me
1519
01:25:36,732 --> 01:25:38,767
and I couldn't help myself
from ruining it!
1520
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:40,636
And, and... and now there's...
there's this thing that just
1521
01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,639
keeps eating away at me and I
can't take it anymore!
1522
01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:45,140
And, you know what? I'm gonna do
something about it!
1523
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,243
Oh, good!
I'm gonna go to Tahiti.
1524
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,077
on a $90,000 a week yacht
1525
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,747
and start my new life as
ridiculously wealthy man!
1526
01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:54,350
Fuck you, Jack.
1527
01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:55,818
Hey, fuck you!
1528
01:25:55,884 --> 01:26:01,290
Fuck both of you! Jack, come on!
Everyone's ready. Now!
1529
01:26:35,891 --> 01:26:39,027
The thing inside
me never finished me off.
1530
01:26:39,094 --> 01:26:43,031
It did it's best to carve me
hollow, but I squeaked by.
1531
01:26:43,098 --> 01:26:46,502
I went to rehab
to try to be human again.
1532
01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:48,404
I wanted my spirit back.
1533
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:53,476
I wanted to be good enough
to be with somebody real.
1534
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:58,914
Free from the poison of the
airbrushed and mass-marketed fantasies.
1535
01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:03,286
Hopefully now I would have the
strength to see beauty with my eyes closed.
1536
01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:05,821
Because I would feel it
in my heart.
1537
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:08,857
...and I would drink at least
30 cups of coffee a day.
1538
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:14,263
I got fired from my job
but I didn't care about that.
1539
01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:17,366
I was an animal.
1540
01:27:21,437 --> 01:27:22,971
I was a machine.
1541
01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,009
But um...
1542
01:27:29,812 --> 01:27:32,247
I'm ready to...
1543
01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:35,618
...take the first steps
towards...
1544
01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:38,321
...sexual sobriety.
1545
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,434
The thing inside me
still lives.
1546
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,869
That's a fact.
1547
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:58,774
Now, it's just a matter of having
the soul to battle him... day by day.
1548
01:28:08,183 --> 01:28:09,652
I know...
1549
01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:13,556
...you don't want anything to do
with me right now,
1550
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,057
but we should be together.
1551
01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:20,062
I want you to
give me another chance.
1552
01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:25,568
You know, there is a reason that I
didn't return any of your phone calls.
1553
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,471
I know it was horrible,
what I did.
1554
01:28:28,537 --> 01:28:30,739
I don't think you are
capable of knowing.
1555
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:31,807
That's not true.
1556
01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:40,649
I'll always feel I broke
something I can never fix,
1557
01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:43,986
by hurting you like that.
1558
01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:49,091
Well, I guess that's just the
price you'll have to pay.
1559
01:28:56,098 --> 01:28:57,433
Just leave.
1560
01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:02,671
Amelia, come on, please...
1561
01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:05,674
Get outta here, Steven!
I'm not kidding!
1562
01:29:15,451 --> 01:29:17,319
I can't blame her for not
wanting to be with me
1563
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,655
after I defiled her wholesome
sense of humanity.
1564
01:29:19,722 --> 01:29:21,690
"Defiled her wholesome", what?
1565
01:29:21,757 --> 01:29:23,926
I don't know what the
hell you're talking about.
1566
01:29:23,992 --> 01:29:26,328
But it sounds like you fucked it
up pretty bad with teach.
1567
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:27,930
You're right, I did.
1568
01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:29,832
Well, you should get your ass
back in there
1569
01:29:29,898 --> 01:29:31,534
and figure out how you can get
another piece of that booty.
1570
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,168
It's not all about
booty anymore.
1571
01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:35,604
Shit, it's always about booty!
1572
01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:40,543
I tell you, Derek. A few months ago I definitely
would've agreed with you, but, believe me...
1573
01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:42,010
You couldn't further
from the truth.
1574
01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:45,247
Teach always says,
"If someone says they're sorry,
1575
01:29:45,313 --> 01:29:48,083
you accept their apology
and give them another chance."
1576
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:51,286
I didn't actually say,
"I'm sorry".
1577
01:29:51,353 --> 01:29:53,489
You never said you were sorry?
1578
01:29:53,556 --> 01:29:55,758
What kind of way is
that to win back a woman?
1579
01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:58,093
You better go back in there
and tell her you're sorry.
1580
01:29:58,160 --> 01:29:59,695
And after that...
1581
01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:01,930
...you better pray she's gonna
fucking trust you again.
1582
01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:05,167
You're eight and a half years old, Derek!
You shouldn't keep talking like that.
1583
01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:08,003
It's what got you sent to the
principal's office in the first place.
1584
01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:10,372
I'm nine now, bitch!
1585
01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:21,116
I just wanna say, "I'm sorry".
1586
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:22,918
What?
1587
01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:29,057
I never said the words,
"I'm sorry".
1588
01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:33,796
OK, fine.
1589
01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:36,565
You said them.
Now go.
1590
01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:38,767
Well, Derek told me that if I
said I'm sorry,
1591
01:30:38,834 --> 01:30:42,471
you'd have to accept my apology
and give me a second chance.
1592
01:30:42,538 --> 01:30:46,008
Aren't those your school rules?
1593
01:30:46,074 --> 01:30:49,044
So, now you're taking advice
from an eight-and-a-half-year-old
1594
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:51,847
who spends most of
his free time in detention,
1595
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:54,082
because he can't control himself
from cursing.
1596
01:30:56,184 --> 01:30:58,621
Maybe he'll get some help and
grow out of it.
1597
01:30:59,588 --> 01:31:01,356
And, and... and he's nine.
1598
01:31:01,423 --> 01:31:03,726
He's a little boy...
1599
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,494
...from a broken home,
1600
01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:08,363
who's angry
and starved for attention.
1601
01:31:08,430 --> 01:31:13,168
You're a grown man, who had
someone, who really cared about you,
1602
01:31:13,235 --> 01:31:18,741
and you just couldn't
keep it in your pants.
1603
01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:20,342
It's a bad comparison.
1604
01:31:20,408 --> 01:31:24,613
Look, I'm not asking you to
forget everything that happened.
1605
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:25,781
I'm just begging you to
trust me enough
1606
01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:27,850
to open up your door a tiny bit.
1607
01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:31,687
And it wouldn't be just you trusting
me, I'd also be trusting myself.
1608
01:31:31,754 --> 01:31:34,056
Because I'd rather die
then hurt you again.
1609
01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:37,425
I just don't wanna
live in a world
1610
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:41,263
where there's not even a hope,
for a chance of a future between us.
1611
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,599
Why should there be?
1612
01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:46,001
Because I know who I am
when I'm with you.
1613
01:31:47,603 --> 01:31:50,272
And that's the person
I wanna be.
1614
01:31:50,338 --> 01:31:52,507
And I know who you are when
you're with me.
1615
01:31:52,575 --> 01:31:55,243
And that's the
person I wanna be with.
1616
01:31:57,613 --> 01:31:59,514
You really think
you know all that.
1617
01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:04,252
I think that's the only thing
I know for sure.
1618
01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:17,499
You know the best thing,
1619
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:21,970
about seeing the world through
the eyes of a nine-year-old,
1620
01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:27,109
is that anything seems possible.
1621
01:32:27,175 --> 01:32:31,179
And that happy-endings are,
just like, right around the corner.
1622
01:32:34,683 --> 01:32:37,119
Too bad we all have to
grow up some day, huh?
1623
01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:39,788
Yeah, but when you're a kid you
should believe in a perfect ending,
1624
01:32:39,855 --> 01:32:42,224
where everything's
glassy and neat.
1625
01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:44,526
But when you're all grown up you
can still have your happy-ending too.
1626
01:32:44,593 --> 01:32:47,630
It just happens to be a version
where there's always some...
1627
01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,865
...pain along the way and
nothing's easy.
1628
01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:56,038
And you have to be ready and
willing to earn it.
1629
01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:12,287
Take a seat.
1630
01:33:16,524 --> 01:33:18,460
I um...
1631
01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:20,829
I have to finish grading
this homework.
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