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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,821 --> 00:00:03,818 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:06,116 --> 00:00:21,435 Translated from Bulgarian subtitles : xgrigor 2 00:00:44,207 --> 00:00:48,250 The Film Enterpreneurs Company DRUFIP - Prague introduces 3 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:52,168 the dressed summer comedy 4 00:00:54,752 --> 00:00:55,377 Sun 5 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:55,918 Sun, Hay 6 00:00:55,918 --> 00:01:04,046 Sun, Hay, Erotica 7 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:11,632 director 8 00:03:24,957 --> 00:03:28,291 I'm sweating like a barn door... it's disgusting... 9 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,792 I'd rather bail out... 10 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,209 She's right...give this to me... 11 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:36,293 ...take this off... ...just let me be... 12 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,502 What are you looking at?! 13 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:41,294 Take something to eat! 14 00:03:41,545 --> 00:03:43,545 Don't you have shame? 15 00:03:43,837 --> 00:03:45,796 You only think how to show off in front of the guys... 16 00:03:45,796 --> 00:03:50,255 And she's even making a point out of it! No shame! 17 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:52,381 I don't have anything to be ashamed of. 18 00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:55,173 Is she trying to seduce our men! 19 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:56,549 Look that way! 20 00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:58,298 Oh, yeah...they'll be such a nice catch... 21 00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:00,508 Father, close your eyes! 22 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,216 And tell her something about this! 23 00:04:02,216 --> 00:04:04,133 So why are you all looking at me? Just look at the road ahead. 24 00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:06,384 Yeah! So you don't get road-sick. 25 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:08,926 My God! They must be disturbed even all the way in Heaven! 26 00:04:09,385 --> 00:04:11,010 Do you see, father? 27 00:04:11,677 --> 00:04:13,928 No...I don't see... 28 00:04:13,928 --> 00:04:15,594 I'd rather not see anything... 29 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,347 Where are you going, father? 30 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,265 You don't need to! You are ours... 31 00:04:26,681 --> 00:04:29,723 They said "all guys", Kelisova! 32 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,723 Yes! 33 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:38,559 No shame!... You shameless bunch!... 34 00:04:38,851 --> 00:04:40,560 You have no shame! 35 00:04:40,768 --> 00:04:42,852 Father, don't you dare! 36 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,521 I'm going crazy already! 37 00:05:25,155 --> 00:05:26,196 The guys are hot, eh? 38 00:05:26,863 --> 00:05:28,029 You bet! 39 00:05:28,321 --> 00:05:29,947 The one with the glasses isn't bad. 40 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,573 I like the driver... 41 00:05:58,288 --> 00:06:00,371 - Have you seen Pepa? - He went for the keys. 42 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:03,122 - I want a room with a balcony! - Of course, as you please... 43 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:04,414 I'd like to be able to see the sea... 44 00:06:04,414 --> 00:06:06,498 Not everyone can have a view of the sea! 45 00:06:07,248 --> 00:06:09,332 Jesus, here it is so beautiful! 46 00:06:09,915 --> 00:06:11,624 Just like in Krumlov. 47 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,125 - The father... I guess, he will stay with Jozef? - Of course, with Jozef. 48 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,625 What?! 49 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,001 I'll stay with Jozef? Never! 50 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:22,169 With this godless soul... ...in the same room... 51 00:06:22,627 --> 00:06:24,335 I don't agree! I have to protest! 52 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:30,046 You are right, father! To stay with this imbecile... 53 00:06:30,463 --> 00:06:32,254 Also, certainly he must be snoring! 54 00:06:32,671 --> 00:06:33,880 Well, then Jozef will stay with Kelisova... 55 00:06:34,088 --> 00:06:35,672 There are two rooms and you are three... figure it out between yourselves! 56 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:39,506 My God! Are you going crazy? 57 00:06:39,506 --> 00:06:41,631 With this dirty pig... 58 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:44,549 I'd rather go sleep under a tree... 59 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,217 - Did you hear that, father? - What's that? 60 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,384 Stop yelling, Kelisova! You aren't back in your village! 61 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:55,385 Well, then, father... ...it's you with Kelisova... 62 00:06:55,385 --> 00:06:56,677 ...I can't see another alternative... 63 00:06:56,927 --> 00:06:59,762 Virgin Marry from Podsrpen! Do you hear this?! 64 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,679 Is it possible for a holy man like me... 65 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:05,597 ...to share a bed with a woman? 66 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,097 Then flip a coin, but mainly don't hold up everyone! 67 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,556 Please... What would they think of us - 68 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,182 We're all Czechs but we can reach an agreement. 69 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:15,182 Let's go. 70 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:18,933 Oh God, what did you put me in again... 71 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,392 Well, father, I'll sleep with my mouth towards the wall... 72 00:07:23,726 --> 00:07:26,310 ...so that I don't make you...you know... 73 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,479 Jesus Christ! 74 00:07:33,771 --> 00:07:35,270 It's still moving! 75 00:07:35,562 --> 00:07:38,229 Ugh, so disgusting! What is this... 76 00:07:38,521 --> 00:07:41,481 Don't touch it! It has tentacles! 77 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:43,065 Jesus, what is this?! 78 00:07:43,065 --> 00:07:44,565 It winked! It winked! 79 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,440 The potatoes are also moving! 80 00:07:47,732 --> 00:07:50,024 Don't yell so much, women! 81 00:07:50,566 --> 00:07:52,733 Let's not act like calves all the time... 82 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:55,859 You've always wanted Italian delicacies - so here you go. 83 00:07:56,568 --> 00:07:58,777 Now I'm curious who's gonna eat it. 84 00:07:58,985 --> 00:08:02,319 What do you mean, who? Everyone! We aren't a bunch of hicks, are we? 85 00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:04,528 Or maybe we are? 86 00:08:10,863 --> 00:08:13,489 These are tomatoes... I know those... ...these are tomatoes, and... 87 00:08:13,489 --> 00:08:14,947 ...those would be... 88 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:21,991 Look... Look... 89 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:25,075 - Oh God...kill it... - What? 90 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:28,576 There you go, a piece of ugly shit! 91 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:32,910 This is so disgusting, father. Where did we come... 92 00:08:33,953 --> 00:08:35,535 Do you see?... 93 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:44,830 I can't eat anymore! I'm completely full. 94 00:08:45,246 --> 00:08:47,622 I'd rather bail out! 95 00:08:47,997 --> 00:08:50,539 It's good that we stuffed our bags with food from home... 96 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:55,416 ...otherwise we'd all die of starvation! - Sit down, Kelisova! 97 00:08:55,749 --> 00:08:57,375 Where are you going?! 98 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,917 Well...then...with God's help, let's do it... 99 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,460 Pepa! Don't you dare! 100 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:09,544 If you put this in your mouth I won't kiss you for the rest of my life! 101 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:14,587 What a performance... Such a big fuss... 102 00:09:21,756 --> 00:09:24,090 ...Jesus, what a pig she is... 103 00:09:40,803 --> 00:09:43,136 Excuse me, madam. 104 00:09:50,888 --> 00:09:53,806 Dear...I'm going for a vomit! 105 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,938 That's them! The mafia guys... 106 00:10:23,397 --> 00:10:27,270 - Don't say! - We know each other, don't we? 107 00:10:28,439 --> 00:10:29,690 How did they find us? 108 00:10:30,148 --> 00:10:30,898 Come! 109 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,983 Come... Let's run! 110 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:39,943 Where are you going, beauties? 111 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:43,235 ...We are tourists... ...Czech tourists... 112 00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:08,117 It isn't good to be walking like this in a foreign city, beauties. 113 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,658 All alone! 114 00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:12,325 - You need protection! - Yes! Bodyguards! 115 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,827 And that's exactly us! 116 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:20,661 And now, ladies, we're inviting you for a drink, yes? 117 00:11:20,953 --> 00:11:23,203 It's not appropriate... ...we don't know each other... 118 00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:27,538 Excuse us, ladies! 119 00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,789 I'm Bernardo. 120 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,873 - Vincenzo. - Miluna. 121 00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:35,999 I'm Evicka... You can call me "Eviko"... 122 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,875 Eviko...Miluna... Eviko...Miluna... 123 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,875 Eviko...Miluna... 124 00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,420 Vincenzo...Friends... 125 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,753 What can I do for you? 126 00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:59,212 The usual... 127 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:05,590 - Today you should put extra effort! - Yes, of course! Everythign will be OK! 128 00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:16,468 - Jarousek has to see this... - Only Jarousek? Everyone! 129 00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:19,051 - So what do you think? - It's perfect... 130 00:12:19,051 --> 00:12:21,760 Perfect?! Filipo, fast! 131 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:47,017 So you'd like to run away? 132 00:12:49,684 --> 00:12:50,851 Yes! 133 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:53,310 But why right now?... They just ordered dinner... 134 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,227 What if they put drugs in it? 135 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:56,770 Drugs? 136 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,644 You'll fall asleep...they'll kidnap you... and then, who knows...? 137 00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,479 Don't say! 138 00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:05,730 You can't know what these mafia boys would do. 139 00:13:05,938 --> 00:13:08,938 Did they really ask you? You're lying! 140 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,355 What did you tell them? 141 00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:13,315 Well, I told them that you are the biggest mafia bosses around here. 142 00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:15,524 You're a moron! 143 00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:18,483 So did I have to tell them that you work as helpers at the farm? 144 00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:20,484 Think about it! 145 00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:23,359 In this way they might put the guard down. And then you'll thank me. 146 00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:25,985 What they think about us is their business. 147 00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:28,527 The truth is that we could make use of the circumstances. 148 00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,028 Sure. But I'll be the boss. 149 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,403 OK. 150 00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:41,155 The truth is that we could make use of the circumstances. 151 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,948 Yeah... Blazena and Gabina... 152 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,574 Exactly! 153 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,075 Do you think we'll be able to convince them? 154 00:13:51,908 --> 00:13:53,408 No problem! 155 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,576 Do they like us? Yes, they like us! 156 00:13:55,825 --> 00:13:57,993 Are we beautiful girls? Yes, we are! 157 00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:00,827 - So? - Miluna ... 158 00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:30,502 You are beautiful, my sweetheart! I have the feeling that I love you... 159 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:34,169 - We've heard that many times. - Hell! I swear! 160 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:38,295 If you really love me, you should be able to do something for me... 161 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,879 Something? Anything! Anything in the world! 162 00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:42,546 No, only something is enough... 163 00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:45,546 I'm humble...just like Lenin... A small thing is enough for me. 164 00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:50,507 - I hate a particular woman... - My beautiful...! 165 00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:52,548 But you don't know her... She is a jerk... 166 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:55,966 She destroyed my life... 167 00:14:56,216 --> 00:15:00,342 Don't cry, don't cry... ...dear Eviko... 168 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,134 Miluna, say something... 169 00:15:02,385 --> 00:15:04,760 Hell...mine was destroyed too... ...by the other one... 170 00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:07,719 - The other one? - What? - Well, they are two... 171 00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:12,971 - One worse than the other. 172 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:15,304 So if you kidnap them... ...and liquidate them, 173 00:15:15,846 --> 00:15:17,930 you'd only make a good deed. 174 00:15:18,597 --> 00:15:21,722 Kidnap? How? 175 00:15:23,431 --> 00:15:24,556 Well, then... 176 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,516 We'll find others, if you're so scared. 177 00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:27,683 Eviko - let's go! 178 00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:32,017 Who's scared? Say this one more time! 179 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:37,143 We'll give you all of our Slavic charm and passion 180 00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:40,435 when you kidnap those two bitches! 181 00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:45,437 You apartments, sirs! 182 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,020 Just a moment! 183 00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:49,938 Only afterwards...! Come! 184 00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:53,814 You put us in a very nice position, you idiot! 185 00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:56,773 We thank you very much! 186 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,901 Disgusting violet creature! 187 00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:10,235 I still see it... 188 00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:13,986 Let's thank God that we don't have a sea! 189 00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:18,028 - Pass it over. - Open your own. Over there. 190 00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:20,696 I just want a sip! 191 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:24,281 Do you want to finish everything right away? 192 00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:26,239 There won't be anything left for tomorrow! 193 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,824 What? 194 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,491 - I'm looking for the covers. - Under the bed, eh? 195 00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:41,326 The Italians must use something to cover themselves with! I can't find anything. 196 00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:45,578 - You'll push the blanket away anyways. - Either way, I'm going to ask. 197 00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:48,161 Where are you going? 198 00:16:49,245 --> 00:16:52,580 - You also don't have covers? - That's why I came out - I already searched around. 199 00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:55,997 It's really a strange hotel... 200 00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:59,622 So at the end we'll have to sleep dressed up. At least we brought our sweaters. 201 00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,415 Hey... Hey... 202 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:07,166 How do you say "Hey" in Italian? 203 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,001 - Hello. - Yes, Madam. 204 00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:18,419 Ah... Just come... 205 00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:21,795 - This is our room, OK...but here... - Good evening, sir. 206 00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:29,088 - ...here... there is no cover... - Ah, I see. I understand. 207 00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,089 - But your bed is ready, madam. 208 00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:32,840 Really? I'd like to know how? 209 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,383 Like this, madam. 210 00:17:39,674 --> 00:17:43,384 So you're implying that I have to stuff myself in there... or even both of us? 211 00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:45,175 Just a moment, madam. I'll show you. 212 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,429 What... What... 213 00:17:57,721 --> 00:17:59,013 What is this?! 214 00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:01,305 You'd like this, won't you?! 215 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,930 You wanted to see how one can fit in here so we're showing you. Look. 216 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,848 Is this how you show us?! What kind of hotel is this? 217 00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:10,349 Excuse me, madam, but unfortunately he's starting to get excited... 218 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:35,439 ...This is water, eh? 219 00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,481 ...What are you looking at?... Here you go, eat! 220 00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:39,106 Leave me alone... 221 00:18:39,398 --> 00:18:42,316 Are you crazy, people? Why do you stuff yourselves so much? 222 00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,066 As if you don't know that we'll have a celebratory lunch? 223 00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:47,525 Well, of course there will be one... 224 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:52,026 Just like yesterday - the creatures dragged out of the sea... 225 00:18:53,943 --> 00:18:58,153 Make sure you eat well. We have all morning for that! 226 00:18:59,986 --> 00:19:04,529 Don't go anywhere, father! You know that you can't fight well... 227 00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:06,405 Are you starting again, Kelisova? 228 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,114 Well... They show it all the time on TV... People here beat each other... 229 00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:15,199 That's in Iraq and Iran... Here is Italy! 230 00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,617 It's all the same...it also starts with an "I"... 231 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,451 So, m'am... Won't you go into the water? 232 00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:28,577 Oh, yeah! So I get AIDS at this age! 233 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:41,663 Blazena! Don't go into the deep! 234 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:44,873 Just dare! These monsters here are enough... 235 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,256 Lord...Have mercy... 236 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,715 ...and save your servant from temptation! 237 00:20:28,218 --> 00:20:32,385 So this is a cow farm? This is impossible! 238 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,095 Remember not to stare and gawk at everything like calves! 239 00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:41,388 And if you gawk at something, at least close you mouth, Kelisova! 240 00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,596 Welcome, welcome to our place! 241 00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:48,431 Don't say! 242 00:20:49,306 --> 00:20:50,598 They really get into all situations! 243 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,640 Well, they are with the mafia! 244 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:55,599 - I'm the president. - Very nice to meet you... 245 00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,600 What did I tell you - just like it is back home. 246 00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:02,476 - I also want to... - I was ahead of you... 247 00:21:03,935 --> 00:21:06,060 Just a moment, brothers! 248 00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:14,813 That's enough... that's enough! 249 00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:16,813 Mr. President! 250 00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:21,564 - Everyone in the world talks about you! - No!... -Yes! 251 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,856 I have to say with great satisfaction 252 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:26,857 that thanks to your experiment 253 00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:29,191 the "Planicek" system 254 00:21:29,441 --> 00:21:33,526 Our farm is the best in all of Italy! 255 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,151 Vincenzo! 256 00:21:39,027 --> 00:21:40,611 This is our chief mechanic, Vincenzo! 257 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,152 Great worker! 258 00:21:42,361 --> 00:21:44,112 He can fix a TV, a fridge... 259 00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:46,612 ...and he even had two appearances on TV! 260 00:21:49,863 --> 00:21:51,863 Fix yourself up a bit and then come upstairs! 261 00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,364 - You're going to have lunch with us! - Yes, Mr. President, yes... 262 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,119 Bernardo! 263 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,077 This is our animal caretaker, Bernardo. 264 00:22:12,285 --> 00:22:14,536 He will show you around at the milk production department. 265 00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,705 - Ciao - Hi... 266 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,871 Please... This way. 267 00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:24,997 Here, cleanliness is priority number one... 268 00:22:25,664 --> 00:22:28,415 That is why we produce milk of the highest quality. 269 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,707 Here you are! 270 00:22:31,499 --> 00:22:33,582 Wow, this is so beautiful! 271 00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:35,500 If only Cecilka could see this, eh?... 272 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:39,292 Do you clean the cows like this every day? 273 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,418 Two times per day! 274 00:22:42,418 --> 00:22:44,377 Hah, and we do it two times a year... 275 00:22:44,836 --> 00:22:46,044 Shut up, you idiot! 276 00:22:46,378 --> 00:22:47,628 "The Planicek method" 277 00:22:47,628 --> 00:22:50,920 We only adjusted it a bit for our circumstances. 278 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,671 Yeah, only a little... 279 00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:08,466 I really can't eat anymore, honey... 280 00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:11,384 Then loosen up your pants a bit! 281 00:23:11,384 --> 00:23:13,551 We can't leave all the food like this... 282 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,926 This would be a shame 283 00:23:15,926 --> 00:23:19,011 Most importantly, we stuffed ourselves with the dry schnitzels from home... 284 00:23:20,303 --> 00:23:22,970 It's never been that a Czech villager leaves the table before its empty! 285 00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:31,306 Do not steal, Kelisova! 286 00:23:31,806 --> 00:23:33,639 Big deal, father! 287 00:23:34,265 --> 00:23:37,640 Should someone else take it? This way we'll also have some dinner... 288 00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:42,183 Wine? 289 00:23:50,977 --> 00:23:53,020 I'm waiting! 290 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:57,062 Just a moment, dear. 291 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,563 Bernardo! 292 00:24:02,938 --> 00:24:04,689 Antonio... Come over!...Fast! 293 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:08,648 So... You got the money? 294 00:24:08,857 --> 00:24:10,524 My brothers said that they won't move a finger for free! 295 00:24:10,524 --> 00:24:12,025 No money - no deal! 296 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:18,151 This is the down-payment. The rest you'll get when we get our pay checks! 297 00:24:18,151 --> 00:24:20,359 Do you understand, we don't have even a penny more! 298 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,611 When are you gonna show them to me? 299 00:24:24,444 --> 00:24:25,944 Come upstairs in a bit. 300 00:24:26,236 --> 00:24:28,862 It will be the ones for whom I pour wine! 301 00:24:28,862 --> 00:24:31,779 And to make it sure, I'll also do this... 302 00:24:32,321 --> 00:24:33,405 Did you understand? 303 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,327 Wine? 304 00:25:12,873 --> 00:25:14,957 Hon, did you take off your shoes?!? 305 00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:16,582 Just for a bit... 306 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,042 I swear, he took off his shoes! 307 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,833 You can kill a man with this stink! 308 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,001 Put on your shoes immediately! 309 00:25:29,252 --> 00:25:32,420 Honey... I can't find one of them... 310 00:25:33,961 --> 00:25:38,087 I beg you, please bend down and help him, otherwise we'll all die from this smell... 311 00:25:38,922 --> 00:25:40,214 Why always me? 312 00:25:40,464 --> 00:25:42,506 Don't complain and do it! 313 00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:48,715 As I already said, I had hairstyling for the first time in my life... ...and that's how it looks... 314 00:25:56,009 --> 00:25:57,760 Oh, mom! 315 00:25:57,968 --> 00:25:59,760 When it's for the sake of the community... 316 00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:02,802 Cheers! 317 00:26:03,761 --> 00:26:06,720 - All is arranged! - We'll see! 318 00:26:08,803 --> 00:26:10,638 Friends, 319 00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:14,097 Let's drink for the success of our common project... 320 00:26:15,181 --> 00:26:19,182 ...and for your amazing Slavic women... 321 00:26:20,307 --> 00:26:22,808 - Cheers! - Cheers! 322 00:26:31,352 --> 00:26:32,811 Is this what you call sleep... 323 00:26:33,477 --> 00:26:35,852 Disgusting... The way I'm stuffed in here... 324 00:26:36,478 --> 00:26:39,521 No wonder that the Italians are so thin... 325 00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:45,522 Now I'm completely naked. 326 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,105 - Where are you going? - Just leave me alone... 327 00:26:53,649 --> 00:26:55,525 If we could only be home already... 328 00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,526 Hon... 329 00:27:00,109 --> 00:27:02,776 your golden snoring! 330 00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,318 These Gypsies cry like cows! 331 00:27:05,652 --> 00:27:07,319 You always have something to say... 332 00:27:07,569 --> 00:27:09,569 How can you even live like this? 333 00:27:13,403 --> 00:27:15,446 It's horrible sleeping with you... 334 00:27:16,113 --> 00:27:17,738 It's good that tomorrow we're going back home. 335 00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:20,322 You see? And I haven't yet bought anything! 336 00:27:58,665 --> 00:28:01,208 Jarusko! I see them there! 337 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,084 I don't even know the size... 338 00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:10,210 Size... 339 00:28:10,709 --> 00:28:12,210 How is the woman like? 340 00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:18,962 Tits? Well - maybe like this... 341 00:28:18,962 --> 00:28:21,380 Father... father... 342 00:28:22,338 --> 00:28:24,213 Heaven sends you over! 343 00:28:24,422 --> 00:28:29,257 I'm looking for a sweater for Cecilka, and I don't know the size... 344 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,799 And Kelisova just disappeared somewhere... 345 00:28:32,424 --> 00:28:33,799 Excuse me, do you have something... 346 00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:37,550 ...for a regular person... ...like me... Do you understand? 347 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,967 Excuse me, madam.... 348 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,259 I have something much better for you... 349 00:28:44,552 --> 00:28:45,885 Come, madam.... 350 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:50,387 Well then...thank you...after all... 351 00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:54,638 Father, come with us... He has some goods... 352 00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:00,015 No no no! Only for ladies... 353 00:29:00,764 --> 00:29:02,515 The father is ours... ...our friend... 354 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:08,558 OK! Let's go! 355 00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:14,601 Here, ladies, here... 356 00:29:15,309 --> 00:29:16,601 Thank you my lord, thank you! 357 00:29:16,852 --> 00:29:18,602 This is exactly what I'm looking for! 358 00:29:18,978 --> 00:29:21,103 Did you see now? We do him good and he... 359 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,437 Why did we take him with us... 360 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,190 Hey... Where are you? 361 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:38,316 - Well, where are the goods? - Here they are! 362 00:29:44,443 --> 00:29:46,484 You piece of garbage! 363 00:29:54,778 --> 00:29:58,279 Are these your sweaters? You scum! 364 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,115 People! 365 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,714 Your friends will not make it to the bus today, unfortunately. 366 00:31:09,422 --> 00:31:11,672 - What are we waiting for? - Wait! 367 00:31:12,465 --> 00:31:14,381 So both of them are ...? 368 00:31:14,757 --> 00:31:16,382 I hope not... 369 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:19,300 But I guarantee that they are in a very uncomfortable situation... 370 00:31:40,513 --> 00:31:42,889 Silence! Be silent! 371 00:31:46,349 --> 00:31:48,849 You scum... losers...! 372 00:31:49,099 --> 00:31:52,850 You turn your back for a second and they immediately kidnap someone! 373 00:32:16,397 --> 00:32:18,315 Look there! 374 00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:26,775 Miluna! 375 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:35,653 Morons... 376 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,153 This is for the sweaters! 377 00:32:40,987 --> 00:32:42,737 Father, smack him hard 378 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:45,364 so his teeth fall out 379 00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:48,656 because of what he did to you! 380 00:32:49,156 --> 00:32:51,198 No...please...no... 381 00:32:52,032 --> 00:32:54,282 ...It was that one over there!... 382 00:32:55,366 --> 00:32:56,574 Giuseppe! 383 00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:58,242 Come here! 384 00:33:01,825 --> 00:33:03,826 I'll show you, you scum... 385 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,661 Kneel down! And pray! 386 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,953 And turn your other cheek too! 387 00:33:09,702 --> 00:33:11,078 Father! 388 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,371 Well? 389 00:33:22,832 --> 00:33:25,332 Where is the pink sweater? 390 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:35,376 They are total morons... Nothing like this would happen if we were involved... 391 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,628 Because of you, you stupid! 392 00:33:45,087 --> 00:33:45,920 What do you want! 393 00:33:46,129 --> 00:33:47,879 They led us like idiots... 394 00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:49,088 You thought it out very well... 395 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:54,464 Just look at them! 396 00:34:19,387 --> 00:34:22,304 My dear... 397 00:34:22,805 --> 00:34:26,430 My dear... 398 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,515 Where are you... 399 00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:34,141 My dear... 400 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:37,267 Where are you... 401 00:34:43,144 --> 00:34:45,477 Father, take more... 402 00:34:45,477 --> 00:34:47,811 - Feel at home... - Thank you... 403 00:34:48,311 --> 00:34:50,103 Too bad that you can't stay for longer... 404 00:34:50,103 --> 00:34:51,937 So that's what you've done, eh? 405 00:34:55,147 --> 00:34:58,063 Hello, girls! How did you show up here? 406 00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,939 Can you believe it... They kidnapped us... 407 00:35:01,481 --> 00:35:02,815 ...by mistake... 408 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,274 Otherwise, they are very fine people. 409 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:09,817 They slaughtered some chickens and grilled them... 410 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,151 ...they collected some watermelons from their garden... 411 00:35:13,735 --> 00:35:15,901 And they kidnapped me too. 412 00:35:17,569 --> 00:35:21,403 They are great bandits but I already smacked them across the mouth... 413 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,237 ...But they promised that they won't do this anymore! 414 00:35:26,446 --> 00:35:27,612 - Right, young men? 415 00:35:27,612 --> 00:35:30,114 What? Can't you answer?!? 416 00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:33,448 Missis teacher, you are so good to them... 417 00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:36,323 God will pay you back for this! 418 00:35:36,948 --> 00:35:38,282 I have only myself to take care of them... 419 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:40,825 An old woman...abandoned... 420 00:35:41,032 --> 00:35:42,575 ...weak... 421 00:35:42,867 --> 00:35:45,075 What are you staring at? Where is the salad? 422 00:35:45,492 --> 00:35:47,160 Well, the most important thing is that you are OK... I got hit on the head with a slipper. 423 00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:51,827 - Look, girls! Look! - Wow, it's so beautiful! 424 00:35:52,286 --> 00:35:53,119 And it's my size! 425 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,536 Where did you find it? 426 00:35:54,911 --> 00:35:56,454 Well, here you have to know how to shop! 427 00:35:57,037 --> 00:35:59,621 And especially how to bargain! 428 00:36:00,538 --> 00:36:02,788 We thank you so much for the visit. 429 00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:05,706 Personally, I believe that we'll meet each other more frequently now. 430 00:36:08,331 --> 00:36:11,874 I hope that we'll be able to welcome you soon to our place in Hostice... 431 00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:16,709 We'd be glad to come over. Would the end of the month be convenient for you? 432 00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:20,752 - Which month? - Which one?...Well...this month, of course... 433 00:36:21,752 --> 00:36:23,419 ...Let's say, on the 28th, on Saturday? 434 00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:26,836 Earlier, unfortunately, it won't be possible. 435 00:36:30,504 --> 00:36:31,796 It's not my fault that I'm not a mafia guy! 436 00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:33,755 But you're a good liar! So long! 437 00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:35,880 Oh, the golden Czech boys... 438 00:36:37,422 --> 00:36:39,173 You won't leave me like this, will you? 439 00:36:42,049 --> 00:36:44,549 Excuse me, please... Where can we find father Otik? 440 00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:46,175 What's happening? 441 00:36:46,175 --> 00:36:49,800 Some monks are looking for you, father... 442 00:36:51,801 --> 00:36:54,718 How can I help you, dear brothers? 443 00:36:55,052 --> 00:36:56,927 The bishop sends you his greetings. 444 00:36:57,136 --> 00:36:58,802 And he sends you a small present. 445 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:04,763 To help the Holy Church of Bohemia, Moravia... and of Slovakia! 446 00:37:05,512 --> 00:37:06,680 Oh... that too! 447 00:37:07,555 --> 00:37:09,513 Computer! 448 00:37:09,722 --> 00:37:11,848 Com...computer? 449 00:37:14,724 --> 00:37:17,932 Countless thanks to the bishop! 450 00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:20,642 I'll send a thank you letter! 451 00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:22,768 No! No! 452 00:37:22,768 --> 00:37:25,393 I'll do it myself! I'll do it myself! 453 00:37:27,352 --> 00:37:29,477 What are you going to do with this, father? 454 00:37:31,728 --> 00:37:35,604 You will wonder! 455 00:37:45,273 --> 00:37:48,273 - I still think that I love him. - Me too... 456 00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:52,150 So much! 457 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,989 Well, it's quite a mess... 458 00:38:26,367 --> 00:38:27,617 That's strange... 459 00:38:27,825 --> 00:38:30,034 Do you also think that you see things which you didn't see before? 460 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,451 Or, more precisely, things we didn't want to see! 461 00:38:32,451 --> 00:38:34,994 Shut up, Jozef! You were enlisted in the public opinion committee. 462 00:38:35,535 --> 00:38:38,578 Don't think that when there is democracy you can stick your fingers in everything! 463 00:38:46,997 --> 00:38:48,456 Don't worry, mother. 464 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:49,872 That's just a committee. 465 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,416 C'mon, mom...The comrades are here because of you! 466 00:38:57,625 --> 00:39:00,167 What 'comrades' are you talking about in these days? Right, grandma? 467 00:39:00,459 --> 00:39:02,084 We all know each other... 468 00:39:03,252 --> 00:39:05,377 How many times should I tell you not to give grandma... 469 00:39:05,585 --> 00:39:07,710 ...the kid's toys? See how much saliva there is... 470 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:09,711 Why do you think that I gave them to her? 471 00:39:13,879 --> 00:39:16,463 Grandma, here is one of your soldiers... 472 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:19,421 Eviko, write it down! 473 00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:21,881 The whole yard has to be cleaned well... 474 00:39:22,756 --> 00:39:25,340 The manure too... has to go behind... 475 00:39:25,757 --> 00:39:28,757 And all of the material... is also...all over the place... 476 00:39:29,132 --> 00:39:31,716 What do you mean all over the place? We have a construction going on - so what... 477 00:39:32,384 --> 00:39:34,092 - Material - all over the place... - Material - all over the place... 478 00:39:34,092 --> 00:39:35,426 - Material - all over the please... 479 00:39:36,593 --> 00:39:37,802 - We have a construction, so... 480 00:39:38,301 --> 00:39:42,053 - Or these...bird droppings...they... - Bird droppings... 481 00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:45,303 Oh yeah... As if your own yard is nicely organized! 482 00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:48,721 Of course! We are talking about a good representation! 483 00:39:48,721 --> 00:39:50,304 What will the Italians think about us... 484 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,889 What will they... that we live in shit, of course... 485 00:39:54,098 --> 00:39:56,807 -"...that we live in..." -Don't write this down! 486 00:39:57,056 --> 00:39:58,723 She only erased the word "live"... 487 00:40:03,141 --> 00:40:06,517 So, here we'll also have to make ... improvements...but what? 488 00:40:06,976 --> 00:40:09,893 - This is trivial! - What do you have in mind again, Jozef? 489 00:40:11,185 --> 00:40:15,311 Here...we'll attach a hose... ...with one of those brushes... 490 00:40:15,311 --> 00:40:18,645 ...we'll have a cleaning line like they do... ...then we'll only need to add some sprays and... 491 00:40:21,938 --> 00:40:23,647 Don't talk bullshit again. 492 00:40:23,647 --> 00:40:26,189 If you really want to help us, 493 00:40:26,189 --> 00:40:27,772 then build an ordinary washroom, finally! 494 00:40:27,772 --> 00:40:29,439 - Am I right, girls? - Yes... 495 00:40:29,439 --> 00:40:32,524 Washroom! For 40 years you have been going there behind the fence 496 00:40:33,107 --> 00:40:34,816 and now you start having ideas! 497 00:40:35,316 --> 00:40:37,358 We shouldn't have taken you anywhere! 498 00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:42,026 Please, comrades...girls... That's exactly why we have gathered... 499 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:45,277 We have to think together how we can fix everything as soon as possible. 500 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,987 Otherwise the Italians won't join our cooperative enterprise! 501 00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:53,696 Besides...Konopnikova... we also looked at your yard... 502 00:40:53,904 --> 00:40:55,738 It's not that amazing either! 503 00:40:56,405 --> 00:40:59,364 Chief! It's not me who invited any Italians! Why should I bother? 504 00:40:59,781 --> 00:41:02,739 When they come - I'll go home, close the door, lock it and that's that! 505 00:41:12,576 --> 00:41:14,701 It looks like at our place only the church yard and the cemetery are well maintained. 506 00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:16,368 Especially the cemetery. 507 00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:18,785 Well, then let's invite the Italians mainly here! 508 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:19,828 Hey, Jozef...! 509 00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:23,829 Mayor, leave him... We already cut his bonuses... Right, boss? 510 00:41:25,537 --> 00:41:27,163 Hey, Jozef, don't piss me off anymore, OK! 511 00:41:27,538 --> 00:41:29,830 What we have managed to accomplish, we all know... 512 00:41:30,289 --> 00:41:32,122 Now, what can we do about it? 513 00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,165 Attention, Attention! 514 00:41:34,623 --> 00:41:37,082 A message from the local radio! 515 00:41:37,665 --> 00:41:40,624 The village council and the chief of the cooperative 516 00:41:40,1000 --> 00:41:45,001 ...invite all citizens to a special exceptional meeting... 517 00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:48,251 ...at 6 p.m. at the pub... 518 00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,002 ...Come on time!... 519 00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:52,377 Do you hear, father? 520 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:57,254 it's some public meeting... 521 00:41:57,962 --> 00:42:02,838 especially exceptional or exceptionally special... I couldn't get it... 522 00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:05,089 ...But it will be at the pub! 523 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:08,339 We don't need any meetings anymore, Cecilia! 524 00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:12,716 Everything here is absolutely in order! 525 00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:15,717 But I'm not ready yet... 526 00:42:15,925 --> 00:42:18,342 I still need to polish the saints... 527 00:42:18,925 --> 00:42:20,926 I have to whiten the altar 528 00:42:21,343 --> 00:42:23,177 In any case they'll come here to see... 529 00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:27,261 If it weren't for our Straka, where would their "methodology" be now? 530 00:42:28,928 --> 00:42:31,721 You are completely right, Cecilia! 531 00:42:32,721 --> 00:42:35,138 I'd still drop by over there, father. 532 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,347 It's always worth it to know what's going on! 533 00:42:40,265 --> 00:42:44,183 Miluna... Miluna... I also want one more... 534 00:42:44,974 --> 00:42:46,850 Or better two! 535 00:42:47,308 --> 00:42:48,850 Just a moment... I'll be right with you 536 00:42:48,850 --> 00:42:52,726 Bitch... She does that on purpose... 537 00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:59,020 So...friends... To summarize, I'll repeat one more time... 538 00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:04,229 Every specific proposal... or a good idea... 539 00:43:04,479 --> 00:43:09,147 ...how to improve things as soon as possible... is welcome! 540 00:43:10,189 --> 00:43:11,814 With this I end the introduction 541 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,815 and I open the discussion session. 542 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,317 Hold on... What is this? 543 00:43:22,609 --> 00:43:25,193 Didn't you hear? That was the end of the introduction. From now on, you pay for your drinks. 544 00:43:25,193 --> 00:43:27,027 And how long have I been calling you? 545 00:43:27,027 --> 00:43:30,694 You won't pay attention to the old people even if they die of thirst! 546 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:33,278 Yes, Cecilia, this is how people show their gratitude... 547 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:35,362 C'mon people! 548 00:43:36,237 --> 00:43:39,488 At other times you can't catch a breath from talking... is that right, women... 549 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:42,572 ...and now your lips are locked! 550 00:43:44,697 --> 00:43:45,698 Look now... 551 00:43:46,073 --> 00:43:47,324 The bare truth is... 552 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:49,783 That if we don't want to lose our livelihood, 553 00:43:50,032 --> 00:43:53,325 we won't be able to make it without the Italians! 554 00:43:55,408 --> 00:43:57,326 I propose... 555 00:43:57,618 --> 00:43:59,160 ...to... 556 00:44:00,619 --> 00:44:03,370 well, in short...to make them drunk right away, 557 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,411 and then they'll sign off on anything we want. 558 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:08,870 Make a note, Eviko (just scribble something...) 559 00:44:09,454 --> 00:44:11,746 "...make the Italians drunk..." 560 00:44:12,246 --> 00:44:14,205 Well, there will be drinking anyways... 561 00:44:16,414 --> 00:44:19,665 Look...I and Gabi think... 562 00:44:20,123 --> 00:44:23,041 umm...that we have to do something... 563 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:26,208 ...such that the Italians will know that we, here in Hostice, can be world-class... 564 00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:29,751 ...Right, Gabi? 565 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:30,793 Excuse me...excuse me... 566 00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,918 Then let Jaruska and Vendulka sing for them... 567 00:44:32,918 --> 00:44:36,378 ...in folk costumes... And I have a wind pipe at home... 568 00:44:36,753 --> 00:44:38,419 Wind pipe! In these days! 569 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:43,046 There has to be some shock! ...A wind pipe...what were you thinking... 570 00:44:43,837 --> 00:44:48,923 I and Gabi think... that we could...establish... 571 00:44:53,882 --> 00:44:55,466 ...how do you say... 572 00:44:55,757 --> 00:44:58,050 Nudist beach! 573 00:44:59,758 --> 00:45:03,551 - What is this, father? - Sodom and Gomorrah, Matousova! 574 00:45:04,593 --> 00:45:08,552 Well, we won't let this happen! Say something, father! 575 00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:11,928 Swimming in the nude is healthy! Right, doctor? 576 00:45:11,928 --> 00:45:13,804 Indeed! Indeed! 577 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:18,180 Only in your dreams... watching nude women! 578 00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:20,514 I haven't yet seen a nude woman, grandma. 579 00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:23,014 - Me neither. - You shut up! 580 00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:26,474 Aren't you ashamed of yourselves, you losers... Don't you have enough at home? 581 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:30,016 Women, isn't this so? 582 00:45:30,517 --> 00:45:33,142 With this nudist beach we'll be world-class, right? 583 00:45:33,142 --> 00:45:37,768 You just watch it!!! You just dare put your foot there and I'll break your legs, you idiot! 584 00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:41,269 Forward to Europe! - even if nude! I give my support! 585 00:45:42,061 --> 00:45:43,936 Hon! 586 00:45:45,353 --> 00:45:48,688 Well, of course, we won't go over the top with the nudism... 587 00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:51,980 For example, women would be able to expose only... 588 00:45:53,022 --> 00:45:56,022 from here....to here! 589 00:45:56,982 --> 00:46:01,149 And men would be able to expose from the waist down... Congrats, boss, that was well said! 590 00:46:01,399 --> 00:46:05,483 For the Italians this will be such a shock that they won't forget it. 591 00:46:12,188 --> 00:46:14,941 Virgin Marry from Podsrpen! 592 00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:17,035 What did they come up with again! 593 00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,813 It not enough for them to be... where they are! 594 00:46:22,673 --> 00:46:24,359 The end of the world! 595 00:46:25,311 --> 00:46:27,840 I still can't recover from this! 596 00:46:28,733 --> 00:46:32,713 - What will we do now, father? - The best defence is offence, Cecilia! 597 00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:36,120 Call up the sisters... ...and then we'll see. 598 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,895 Now, in the middle of the night? 599 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,427 The Holy Martyrs also made sacrifices... 600 00:46:40,677 --> 00:46:43,615 And they didn't give a damn if it was during the day or at night! 601 00:46:58,453 --> 00:47:02,139 I lost my...breath... 602 00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:05,482 Most certainly they have murdered someone... 603 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,220 Girls! Who would like grog? 604 00:47:18,027 --> 00:47:20,276 Well, we can start, father... 605 00:47:21,619 --> 00:47:23,657 Do you see this as well? 606 00:47:25,193 --> 00:47:31,095 You have to admit that with such material we won't be able to enter Europe... 607 00:47:32,996 --> 00:47:35,493 ...I'd put a buffet there... 608 00:47:36,809 --> 00:47:39,607 ...and around it...those...clocks... 609 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:43,803 and also...this...this...bonsai... 610 00:47:45,301 --> 00:47:46,638 What are you doing? 611 00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:49,758 I'm training for the junior competition, you stupid! 612 00:47:49,758 --> 00:47:53,692 Hey, wait... Don't get the idea... that you can show off like this at the beach! 613 00:47:53,692 --> 00:47:55,116 There's no way! 614 00:47:55,555 --> 00:47:58,592 - Everyone will be gawking at you! - Egotist! 615 00:48:00,164 --> 00:48:03,305 - And you say you'd like to lead an international company? - Of course! 616 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:06,754 After all, the beach was your idea... 617 00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:11,919 Who could set example if not your wife? 618 00:48:12,124 --> 00:48:16,560 Example - yes! But you heard the chief - naked women should expose only from here to here! 619 00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:20,074 - Ah, you're such a moralist... - What are you doing...? 620 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,835 But you... I... I can't see... 621 00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:29,382 Are you going crazy?!? 622 00:48:29,382 --> 00:48:33,329 - I hit myself, you moron! - Do I look like a chair to you? 623 00:48:33,754 --> 00:48:36,946 - You are an idiot... - Haven't you seen in the movies... 624 00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:38,263 ...for example in "Emmanuelle"... 625 00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:43,191 - "Emmanuelle"... You haven't seen anything... - What are you saying... 626 00:49:31,410 --> 00:49:34,289 Wow, chief, how did you get this? 627 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:38,060 Well, yesterday at home... ...we continued the discussion. 628 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:39,686 No way! 629 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,059 But at the end I managed to convince her! 630 00:49:42,306 --> 00:49:44,304 This is... umm... Mister... 631 00:49:44,556 --> 00:49:46,309 ...Mister Architect Svinuty. 632 00:49:46,618 --> 00:49:50,113 Pilatova, Eva! I'm glad. I'm the secretary of the chief...here... 633 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:53,383 - Svinuty... - Beda... - Svinuty... 634 00:49:55,939 --> 00:49:59,017 - Is this supposed to be the object? - Well..this is...yes, this is it. 635 00:49:59,704 --> 00:50:01,701 This is... ...from the second half of the 17th century. 636 00:50:07,532 --> 00:50:09,510 Go with him...are you stupid... 637 00:50:10,071 --> 00:50:12,980 You'll make it nice here, Mister Architect, right... 638 00:50:19,098 --> 00:50:20,724 When did you say it has to be ready for? 639 00:50:21,971 --> 00:50:25,368 - For the 28th... - 28th of what? 640 00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:27,594 This month... 641 00:50:27,594 --> 00:50:32,969 The songbird is singing, the river is murmuring, the moon rises above the river... 642 00:50:34,237 --> 00:50:37,081 Mister Architect... ...Mister Architect... 643 00:50:37,081 --> 00:50:41,734 ...Don't listen to them... ...and don't go inside! 644 00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:44,535 Kelisova, are you conscious of your deeds? 645 00:50:44,827 --> 00:50:46,860 You are interrupting an official meeting! 646 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:52,291 - There can be serious consequences! - I don't give a damn about this; arrest me if you'd like to! 647 00:50:53,822 --> 00:50:57,622 I have to warn him! This is my duty to our Lord! 648 00:50:58,042 --> 00:51:00,631 What do you have to warn me about? ...if I may know... 649 00:51:01,103 --> 00:51:04,442 Didn't they boast about it already? ...There are ghosts in the mill. 650 00:51:04,941 --> 00:51:07,659 - At the construction cooperation we are used to ghosts. 651 00:51:16,523 --> 00:51:18,739 Who invited Kelisova here... 652 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,691 There will be tons of work here... 653 00:51:23,486 --> 00:51:26,895 - So you say, the 28th? - Well, we don't need much... 654 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:30,879 - One or two small change rooms... some showers... 655 00:51:31,328 --> 00:51:33,669 My preliminary estimate is... it will cost...about... 656 00:51:33,909 --> 00:51:37,698 ...plus minus...A millie and a half! - A millie...? 657 00:51:38,169 --> 00:51:42,288 - My God! Such money! Where would they get it from? 658 00:51:42,841 --> 00:51:47,506 Kelisova! ...be damned... Go to hell... 659 00:51:48,214 --> 00:51:50,878 Well, we can start with 35 thousand! 660 00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:53,566 Right, chief? 661 00:51:54,756 --> 00:51:58,343 Well, then don't even start with the restoration. 662 00:51:58,343 --> 00:52:01,045 Get a freelancer to paint some decors... 663 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,420 ...your 35 thousand will be enough for this! 664 00:52:08,744 --> 00:52:11,575 This is a good idea, eh? 665 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:17,430 - Hello, grandma. - Hello... What do you bring me, Vasko? 666 00:52:17,430 --> 00:52:20,447 Lime, grandma...from the cooperation. 667 00:52:21,276 --> 00:52:22,614 You have to whiten your house! 668 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:27,923 You mean, all of it? With what's in this pail? 669 00:52:28,457 --> 00:52:30,163 Well, they said at least the front... 670 00:52:30,570 --> 00:52:32,353 And who will do it, eh? 671 00:52:32,642 --> 00:52:33,863 Well, I guess that it'll be you, grandma... 672 00:52:33,863 --> 00:52:37,562 Are you crazy? Do you think that I - an old lady - can climb up...? 673 00:52:37,919 --> 00:52:40,683 I can't even hold on to the ladder... 674 00:52:41,688 --> 00:52:44,406 I can't say, grandma... Bye! 675 00:52:45,155 --> 00:52:48,466 What a hooligan... Oh, Jesus... 676 00:52:49,012 --> 00:52:53,787 Dear communists... My whole life they didn't want anything from me... 677 00:52:54,934 --> 00:52:59,188 ...and now if this thing collapses on me, nobody will even notice... No! 678 00:53:00,586 --> 00:53:02,783 ...in other villages there's a market... 679 00:53:03,156 --> 00:53:06,116 ...a dead dog... ...Hello... 680 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:15,336 A market... We used to have whole fairs! ...Tell her, mayor... 681 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,389 You don't need to explain!... 682 00:53:17,774 --> 00:53:20,024 ...I don't even know why we stopped them... 683 00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:22,803 You must be crazy... What did you come up with again? 684 00:53:22,803 --> 00:53:26,830 - You used to have a bakery, right?... - Yes, we used to have...and you took it in 1948! 685 00:53:27,393 --> 00:53:30,237 Us?... It was the communists... 686 00:53:31,570 --> 00:53:35,390 I remember... I remember.. In any case, the oven already collapsed... 687 00:53:35,390 --> 00:53:38,797 Grandma... Why do you bother? The mayor will build a new one for you... 688 00:53:39,108 --> 00:53:42,696 He - he should mind his own business!... Leave me alone... 689 00:53:44,824 --> 00:53:47,424 Stop arguing, Krajankova!... Stop arguing!... 690 00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,695 You're gonna bake such pretzels that the Italians will remember them for the rest of their lives... You will see! 691 00:53:53,009 --> 00:53:57,867 Speed up, grandma, let's move it... The 28th is just around the corner...right, chief? 692 00:53:57,867 --> 00:54:01,565 - Let's go...there's no point... - Take this as an order from the party! 693 00:54:03,628 --> 00:54:05,718 Good bye... 694 00:54:07,475 --> 00:54:09,747 I'd tell on them, father! 695 00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:12,631 To whom? 696 00:54:12,897 --> 00:54:17,038 To the Italians... So that they know what kind of cheating is going on here! 697 00:54:18,647 --> 00:54:21,954 Not that I like to tell on people... but it's only proper to let this be know... 698 00:54:21,954 --> 00:54:24,780 That's right, Marenka, that's right! 699 00:54:27,245 --> 00:54:29,651 You forgot about Jozef, father... 700 00:54:30,513 --> 00:54:32,610 He was also there with them... this do-no-good! 701 00:54:34,212 --> 00:54:37,545 Yes...That's correct, Cecilka, you're right! 702 00:54:38,573 --> 00:54:41,196 ...J...o...z...e...f... 703 00:54:42,130 --> 00:54:44,705 Hah! Now we have everyone! 704 00:54:46,329 --> 00:54:50,305 They even invited an architect... all the way from Budejovice... 705 00:54:51,395 --> 00:54:53,337 But I got rid of him... 706 00:54:54,492 --> 00:54:57,736 ...because I told them that there are ghosts in the mill! 707 00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:03,174 Well, the big black dog and the dead keeper... 708 00:55:03,643 --> 00:55:04,702 You know... 709 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:08,386 Cecilka...Cecilka... You have a letter... 710 00:55:08,794 --> 00:55:10,467 - Thank you... - You are welcome... Goodbye... 711 00:55:11,597 --> 00:55:13,192 She wrote again... 712 00:55:15,042 --> 00:55:18,439 Maria!... Maria!... Oh... 713 00:55:21,163 --> 00:55:23,997 And what did she write to you, father? 714 00:55:24,785 --> 00:55:28,525 Nothing special... How the procession went...and so on... 715 00:55:28,942 --> 00:55:30,471 ...and she sends greetings to all of you... 716 00:55:30,681 --> 00:55:32,467 - Ah...we are very thankful... - You're welcome... 717 00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:34,221 Is she some high-class...? 718 00:55:34,619 --> 00:55:38,707 High-class?...She's more like a low...wild... 719 00:55:38,998 --> 00:55:40,576 Wild... 720 00:55:43,248 --> 00:55:45,712 And ugly like the night! 721 00:55:46,793 --> 00:55:50,463 Ugly?...Really? 722 00:55:50,668 --> 00:55:54,526 God made the decision whom to give what, Kelisova! 723 00:55:57,474 --> 00:55:59,978 So you say - a big black dog?... 724 00:56:07,278 --> 00:56:09,054 The advancement of humanity is fascinating, right, chief? 725 00:56:09,889 --> 00:56:12,304 Look, look...It moves on its own... 726 00:56:12,304 --> 00:56:14,676 This is much better than computers. 727 00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:18,488 Don't get on my nerves, Jozef! You already have one computer, right? 728 00:56:18,488 --> 00:56:22,143 Computer! What kind of computer is this... It can't do anything. 729 00:56:22,705 --> 00:56:24,545 They have a computer... 730 00:56:24,545 --> 00:56:26,422 They have, they have! 731 00:56:26,422 --> 00:56:28,785 Lately you've become like our women... 732 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:33,481 "Chief...they have a pool"... "Chief...they have a toilet"... 733 00:56:33,886 --> 00:56:37,436 How can I buy you a computer when the cooperation is almost bankrupt? 734 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:40,593 We don't have anything and you're constantly whining about a computer... 735 00:56:40,884 --> 00:56:43,588 Let him go to the pastor if he wants to use a computer... 736 00:56:43,932 --> 00:56:46,347 We took him into the village council - so he should now work harder! 737 00:56:47,006 --> 00:56:48,785 Hah! I'd like to see how he'll manage to borrow the computer... 738 00:56:55,464 --> 00:56:56,507 Ease down your hormones! 739 00:56:56,851 --> 00:56:59,567 I'd like to know why the pastor needs a computer! 740 00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:04,813 The most important thing now is to fetch some money from the Italians! 741 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:07,220 Otherwise even ten computers won't help us! 742 00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:08,874 Yes! He should stop provoking here! 743 00:57:08,874 --> 00:57:11,249 It's better if he goes down to the mill and paints the backdrops, lazy ass... 744 00:57:11,249 --> 00:57:12,908 Let me be... 745 00:57:13,715 --> 00:57:15,577 Eviko, I have something for youaah! 746 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,242 That's... 747 00:57:20,992 --> 00:57:22,371 ...that's unbelievable... 748 00:57:22,904 --> 00:57:25,681 My Bernardo! 749 00:57:30,398 --> 00:57:34,336 ...and he'd like to get married to me, but first he'd like to talk to his mother... 750 00:57:34,728 --> 00:57:37,857 ...he has already bought two rings and he'd like us to go to Nigeria for the honeymoon!... 751 00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:40,894 Miluna!...I think, I must be going crazy!... 752 00:57:44,756 --> 00:57:47,843 Don't cry...yours will also write to you... 753 00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:50,693 No...he won't... 754 00:57:52,005 --> 00:57:53,829 ...I treated him too badly... 755 00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:58,636 - Seem like I'm never going to get married... - Miluna...don't cry... 756 00:57:59,482 --> 00:58:02,885 You know what?... I won't get married in Italy without you! 757 00:58:03,541 --> 00:58:05,040 I promise! 758 00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:13,036 - You are so nice... - I know... 759 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:18,258 Travel agency? That's a very good idea! 760 00:58:18,511 --> 00:58:20,064 That's what I've been talking to you about all afternoon! 761 00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:21,803 Just look at Vachoutovy... 762 00:58:22,632 --> 00:58:25,045 They don't work - they lay down all day. 763 00:58:25,045 --> 00:58:27,029 We could take this on... 764 00:58:27,367 --> 00:58:30,952 Let's go around the whole village and offer everyone that we'll find clients for them... 765 00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:34,715 They won't have to worry about anything and we'll collect commission. What do you say? 766 00:58:36,486 --> 00:58:39,804 And all summer you'll sleep outside? Girls, leave this alone. 767 00:58:39,804 --> 00:58:42,558 Your kidneys and ovaries will catch a cold... There's mosquitoes... 768 00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:45,995 I baked buns for you. They are delicious... 769 00:58:45,995 --> 00:58:49,447 They burned a tiny bit but you'll like them for sure... 770 00:58:50,215 --> 00:58:52,908 - I don't know... I don't want to get fat... - Don't worry... 771 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:58,422 Don't say, Gabi... There's no fat; I made them from packaged powder.... 772 00:59:00,109 --> 00:59:04,378 - Look how well Vendulka eats. - ...sugar... 773 00:59:04,378 --> 00:59:06,125 Sweetie, I'll bring it right away... 774 00:59:11,697 --> 00:59:15,154 Gabi, Vendulka, eat well, girls... before they get cold. 775 00:59:26,919 --> 00:59:28,233 Give him credit... 776 00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:32,027 What a mess... ...where did I put it... 777 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:34,702 Kajo, have you seen my red notebook? 778 00:59:35,314 --> 00:59:39,043 Yes, I'm bringing it... Here you are, darling. 779 00:59:39,043 --> 00:59:42,242 Thank you. So we're set! We'll roll up our sleeves and we'll roll it out! 780 00:59:43,225 --> 00:59:47,897 Hello girls...how is it... Oh, theses are those "delicious and a bit burned" 781 00:59:48,848 --> 00:59:50,145 - If we're going to make it big...then...we'll need... - What? 782 00:59:52,082 --> 00:59:53,463 A computer! 783 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:55,301 Yeah, you're right... 784 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,128 I know where from... The father... 785 00:59:59,234 --> 01:00:01,830 Yeah, as if he's going to lend something to anyone... 786 01:00:01,830 --> 01:00:04,046 Then we'll buy it ourselves... 787 01:00:04,388 --> 01:00:06,932 After all, you're saying that this is a gold mine. 788 01:00:07,682 --> 01:00:10,794 - We'll just hop over to Germany and that's it... - Right... 789 01:00:11,416 --> 01:00:13,418 Another useless thing to take care of... 790 01:00:13,837 --> 01:00:16,198 That's not true! 791 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:19,819 You saw how it worked for them! Everything is programmed! 792 01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:22,223 Feeding... Milking... Everything! 793 01:00:24,081 --> 01:00:25,972 The computer will half the amount of work! 794 01:00:26,596 --> 01:00:29,985 Just for a few bunnies? They'll die off anyways... 795 01:00:30,891 --> 01:00:34,200 What do you mean "a few"? We agreed to make it big, right? 796 01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:39,407 - And what will you do with so many bunnies? - Don't worry, I've already thought it out. 797 01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:47,028 Just look - the summer camp...the hospital... the cafeterias...the pub...they'll eat it all... 798 01:00:50,321 --> 01:00:54,396 Such a computer costs money ...hard currency...do you have any? Bullshit! 799 01:00:54,755 --> 01:00:58,318 Why hard currency?... We have other things! 800 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,193 Mother! 801 01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:02,176 Where did you place your teeth? 802 01:01:02,176 --> 01:01:04,967 "Vachoutova: steals vegetables" "Jirka: lies, misses classes, smokes" 803 01:01:05,390 --> 01:01:08,326 "Radlova: Looks at other men" 804 01:01:08,810 --> 01:01:12,292 The chief sent over the scouts to help us: 7 times... 805 01:01:12,512 --> 01:01:16,008 I sent a report to the chair of VRSR: 22 times... 806 01:01:16,570 --> 01:01:20,239 I lent the church chairs for the meetings of MNV: 11 times... 807 01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:23,910 ...No!...12 times! 808 01:01:24,816 --> 01:01:27,282 Afterwards they returned them with vomit all over! 809 01:01:27,282 --> 01:01:29,206 Take a note of this too! 810 01:01:29,422 --> 01:01:31,593 Exactly, Cecilia...with vomit all over...so... 811 01:01:31,799 --> 01:01:32,634 v...o...m... 812 01:01:32,634 --> 01:01:36,586 Is this OK, father?...What do you say? 813 01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:37,826 What?... 814 01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:45,587 ...Jesus...I beg you...not yet... 815 01:01:45,587 --> 01:01:48,414 Jesus Christ, what happened? 816 01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:51,177 That's just me - your Cecilka! 817 01:01:52,181 --> 01:01:54,098 Where...Where did you find this? 818 01:01:54,457 --> 01:01:58,649 It was in the attic, father...left over by the Americans... 819 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:10,984 - Mom, dad, there is a ghost in the mill! - I'll show you what is a ghost! 820 01:02:10,984 --> 01:02:13,698 Take your dinner, sit down and eat before it gets cold! 821 01:02:14,249 --> 01:02:17,129 Look...there's a light there...look... 822 01:02:17,824 --> 01:02:20,885 Right...This is Jozef - he has a light and he's painting the backdrops. 823 01:02:35,065 --> 01:02:37,407 You...you are in a bad shape... 824 01:02:38,595 --> 01:02:39,653 Come...come here... 825 01:02:39,653 --> 01:02:41,471 Here...Take a gulp... 826 01:02:42,345 --> 01:02:44,466 Do you know who am I?!? 827 01:02:44,826 --> 01:02:47,528 Of course, stupid...Lenin! 828 01:02:47,901 --> 01:02:49,526 Here you go...drink... 829 01:02:51,241 --> 01:02:53,897 Just drink. I'm sure that you don't have this back home... 830 01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:00,803 Wait!...I also have to... 831 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,448 Don't think that you'll drink everything yourself! 832 01:03:05,412 --> 01:03:06,847 Lenin! 833 01:03:07,626 --> 01:03:09,294 He took my bottle! 834 01:03:09,847 --> 01:03:11,546 Where are you, Lenin? 835 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:17,217 -Do you understand anything? - Lenin ?!? 836 01:03:17,765 --> 01:03:18,991 -Don't pay attention, honey... - Lenin! 837 01:03:19,983 --> 01:03:22,929 This must be some provocation... 838 01:04:00,176 --> 01:04:01,736 - Hey, Jarus, did you understand? - Yes... 839 01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:03,397 Tell them that these are the last ones. 840 01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:06,006 - If they need more, they should go to the council. - OK, I got it already... 841 01:04:06,006 --> 01:04:08,502 Take extra care...They are like new... 842 01:04:09,131 --> 01:04:11,907 After all nobody ever read them... 843 01:04:16,524 --> 01:04:19,090 Missis teacher... Missis teacher... 844 01:04:20,512 --> 01:04:21,962 What is going on? 845 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:28,177 Here...a book fell out...some Gotvald... /President of Czechoslovakia, 1948-1953/ 846 01:04:28,802 --> 01:04:31,345 Pepik...Pepik...come over please 847 01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:35,735 Please hop over there for Mr. Gotvald so he doesn't roll in the dust... 848 01:04:37,258 --> 01:04:41,172 - This is quite catchy... - Jaruska, I beg you! 849 01:04:41,827 --> 01:04:43,605 Classic literature - for the barn! 850 01:04:44,323 --> 01:04:46,979 What to do with them ...I'd simply burn them... 851 01:04:47,211 --> 01:04:49,882 We are democrats and we don't burn books! 852 01:04:50,463 --> 01:04:54,147 Venda said that anyways they won't take them even at the book exchange... 853 01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:57,756 So before we bring them for recycling, at least they'll serve a good deed 854 01:04:58,973 --> 01:05:00,346 So, dear ladies... 855 01:05:00,622 --> 01:05:03,111 Lesson...number...one! 856 01:05:03,948 --> 01:05:05,032 The correct pose... 857 01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:08,415 ...and how to walk at the nudist beach - with a smile! 858 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:12,606 And we can use these books as helping tools! 859 01:05:12,936 --> 01:05:14,878 We put them on our heads, ladies... 860 01:05:15,084 --> 01:05:16,895 ...and we take steps forward... 861 01:05:19,353 --> 01:05:21,345 ...we straighten up nicely... 862 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:25,173 With elegance...we bring our breasts forward...and we go! 863 01:05:28,638 --> 01:05:31,557 C'mon, ladies...let's go... 864 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:36,173 Perfect...very well... ...precisely like this... 865 01:05:36,686 --> 01:05:38,878 ...bravo...yes... The next lady, please... 866 01:05:39,090 --> 01:05:42,353 ...with smiles on your faces, please, show your teeth...very well... 867 01:05:44,587 --> 01:05:48,297 ...if a book falls down, no worries - we have many more... The next one please... 868 01:05:49,102 --> 01:05:53,615 Move, move, ladies...gently... ...gently...breasts forward... 869 01:05:54,269 --> 01:05:57,146 ...the next one...step forward... 870 01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,554 If the Italians see this 871 01:06:17,554 --> 01:06:20,918 They'll give us everything they have and they'll run away. 872 01:06:21,492 --> 01:06:23,277 What a presentation... 873 01:06:23,691 --> 01:06:27,073 Look how well these ladies learned to do it... 874 01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,791 Why not...it's in their blood! 875 01:06:55,869 --> 01:06:57,109 Honey, what is he saying?... 876 01:07:01,238 --> 01:07:02,333 Yes yes yes... 877 01:07:03,678 --> 01:07:06,223 Honey, isn't this too small for such a price? 878 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:12,298 - Well yeah...I hope that all the bunnies will fit in there. - Don't worry. Everything is OK. 879 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:16,662 Won't it speak German? We won't understand crap then... 880 01:07:19,379 --> 01:07:21,858 How are you going to pay? In cash or with a check? 881 01:07:22,447 --> 01:07:24,290 With gold! 882 01:07:36,745 --> 01:07:41,207 - Yes...but... - What do you mean "but"?!? 883 01:07:41,424 --> 01:07:42,958 Is this gold - yes it is! 884 01:07:43,251 --> 01:07:45,748 So make the calculations faster because we don't have all day! 885 01:07:48,387 --> 01:07:50,830 - This not enough... - Not enough??? 886 01:07:52,057 --> 01:07:54,307 When have you seen so much gold at once? 887 01:07:54,526 --> 01:07:58,229 And these are teeth from my dad... from the time of Austro-Hungaria... 888 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,133 And the kind of gold they used to have back then! Not like the one now! 889 01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:07,506 You will have to top it up... 890 01:08:08,135 --> 01:08:09,926 Top it up?!? 891 01:08:10,409 --> 01:08:13,335 I'd like to know what kind of money he's asking for this junk! 892 01:08:18,148 --> 01:08:19,876 Eight "Gotvald"! /800 Czech crowns/ 893 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,054 25 "Gotvald"... 894 01:08:31,243 --> 01:08:33,054 125 Deutschmarks... 895 01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:36,097 What??? You said 125? 896 01:08:36,394 --> 01:08:40,082 This is much more, dear German! 897 01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:42,987 You know... 1 "Gotvald" is 5 Deutschmarks... 898 01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:48,640 Not 5! It's 8! I know that very well! 899 01:08:48,954 --> 01:08:53,075 Our friends from the pig farm went to Austria last week and they gave them 8! 900 01:08:53,603 --> 01:08:56,744 Eight! Do you understand? We aren't any tricksters! 901 01:08:57,077 --> 01:08:58,250 How do you say this in German? 902 01:09:00,241 --> 01:09:03,123 We are honest villagers from Hostice! Do you understand? 903 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,989 Eight!!! 904 01:09:13,184 --> 01:09:16,776 This is what I call talent ... As if it's alive... 905 01:09:17,756 --> 01:09:21,129 Well, you see...So many years it didn't work out and now, all of the sudden... 906 01:09:25,366 --> 01:09:27,847 - And whose are those? - What do I know... 907 01:09:28,627 --> 01:09:30,708 Those are ours! And they like it here very much! 908 01:09:31,190 --> 01:09:32,679 Next year they'll come over again. 909 01:09:38,528 --> 01:09:42,808 If things go on like this, soon we won't be able to understand anyone... 910 01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:45,492 Do I have to study German at this age! 911 01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:48,334 Chief, it's so good that everything will be ready... 912 01:09:48,334 --> 01:09:50,740 ...before my Bernardo arrives! 913 01:09:52,074 --> 01:09:55,767 - Well...what day is today? - Tuesday! - ...we have to do... 914 01:10:00,175 --> 01:10:02,139 Has to be cut down... 915 01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,246 - We went to...to... - I know, I know... 916 01:10:13,373 --> 01:10:14,958 In Munich. 917 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:23,445 Don't press so hard... it can break! 918 01:10:24,261 --> 01:10:26,821 - Did you wash your hands? - Let me be at last! 919 01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:29,538 Do you see? ... now it disappeared... 920 01:10:29,838 --> 01:10:32,399 I told you not to let him use it! He'll break it? 921 01:10:32,632 --> 01:10:34,004 By the way, it's very easy! 922 01:10:34,004 --> 01:10:35,756 At school we play super games on it. 923 01:10:36,591 --> 01:10:38,780 You play games with such an expensive machine? 924 01:10:39,095 --> 01:10:41,906 Don't you ever think about it at home! I'll have to break your arms! 925 01:10:42,812 --> 01:10:46,895 - Look, there's a little window... - I see that too, but what to do with it? 926 01:10:47,651 --> 01:10:50,308 It's spelled out...press "RETURN" and go on... 927 01:10:50,730 --> 01:10:52,309 I knew it that it'll be in German... 928 01:10:52,557 --> 01:10:55,079 Do you know how to say "bunny" in German? 929 01:10:59,678 --> 01:11:03,660 Yes, that's it...now you can use it as a typewriter... 930 01:11:07,587 --> 01:11:10,912 Dad...you made a spelling error... 931 01:11:10,912 --> 01:11:15,319 Oh my God! You spell "male" with an 'i'! 932 01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:21,111 Well, what? Try to spell it with a 'y'! It's even more stupid! 933 01:11:22,571 --> 01:11:24,797 Can't you remember how to spell... 934 01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:31,966 Which one is the the word "male"? 935 01:11:31,966 --> 01:11:33,457 Here! 936 01:11:33,812 --> 01:11:36,387 Have you ever seen a "male" with a sticking out 'I'? 937 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,340 Cover it... They don't need to know that we have a computer! 938 01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:43,431 - Why...it's not like we've stolen it... - They don't need to know! ...Come in! 939 01:11:45,025 --> 01:11:45,993 Hello. 940 01:11:47,013 --> 01:11:48,138 Hello... 941 01:11:48,497 --> 01:11:51,584 I just drop by for a bit...seeing that you came back from Germany... 942 01:11:52,197 --> 01:11:54,782 So I wanted to ask you if you'd be interested in signing a contract 943 01:11:54,782 --> 01:11:56,929 with our travel agency "Sun city"... 944 01:11:56,929 --> 01:12:01,096 - What contracts? - Well, if you'd like to rent out your house for the summer. 945 01:12:01,096 --> 01:12:04,577 - To Germans...French...foreigners... - We'll need to think about it! 946 01:12:04,996 --> 01:12:08,341 - 40 Deutschmarks per day! 75% of the people already signed up... 947 01:12:09,462 --> 01:12:11,077 And the chief too, right? 948 01:12:12,650 --> 01:12:14,583 "Sun city" is completely reliable... 949 01:12:15,294 --> 01:12:18,491 We took over the accommodation logistics for the visit of the Italians... 950 01:12:18,854 --> 01:12:21,676 We'll accommodate the Italians at the houses of our clients... 951 01:12:22,392 --> 01:12:24,661 And then there will be foreigners...not too many... 952 01:12:24,661 --> 01:12:26,893 And during this time we'll have to leave in the attic or what? 953 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:31,015 We can stay down at the river in a tent... See how well off Vachoutovy are now... 954 01:12:31,015 --> 01:12:34,483 Precisely! And they don't even speak a word of German! ...Do tell! 955 01:12:34,699 --> 01:12:38,150 You don't need to touch anything. Just let the visitors use the house. 956 01:12:38,651 --> 01:12:40,718 The most important thing is to make them feel like home. 957 01:12:42,126 --> 01:12:46,849 Well...we can clean up...whiten the walls, put some flowers on the sills and that's it. 958 01:12:47,107 --> 01:12:48,778 During the summer at the river it's warm... We'll survive a few weeks. 959 01:12:49,977 --> 01:12:52,750 Of course! If others can, why not us! 960 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,237 Show us... Where do we need to sign... 961 01:13:12,118 --> 01:13:16,290 Cecilia!...Oh God!...Where did you get this beast... 962 01:13:16,568 --> 01:13:19,875 I already told you that I arranged for something... 963 01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:23,625 Jeremiaska from Samot let me borrow him... 964 01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:29,934 - He can eat a whole person! - Nonsense, father...after all, he's still a puppy... 965 01:13:30,342 --> 01:13:32,713 Puppy...Cecilka...get him off... 966 01:13:36,776 --> 01:13:39,007 Someone can really get a stroke! 967 01:13:39,007 --> 01:13:43,341 That's right! He can also howl... 968 01:13:43,990 --> 01:13:47,320 C'mon, darling, howl a bit...howl...right... 969 01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,765 Is this a howl, Cecilia... 970 01:13:53,202 --> 01:13:56,967 You need to howl for real...from deep inside... 971 01:14:05,728 --> 01:14:09,165 Not so high...it has to be deep... 972 01:14:13,203 --> 01:14:17,457 Oh my God...They don't even know where they put me... 973 01:14:17,709 --> 01:14:20,693 ...I want back down...I'm afraid... 974 01:14:20,896 --> 01:14:24,332 What are you afraid of, grandma, all of us are here... 975 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,704 This is only a dry run... 976 01:14:27,704 --> 01:14:29,580 To see if we can survive the real thing... 977 01:14:30,139 --> 01:14:32,942 Tomorrow we'll stay in the tent at the river ...only for a few days... 978 01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:37,909 And then all of us will feel very well... Do you understand? 979 01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:42,260 - I'm afraid...I'm afraid...I'll run away... - Where would you run away? 980 01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:45,475 You should be happy, mother, that we took you out in fresh air... 981 01:14:48,938 --> 01:14:51,254 Do you hear it too? It's very strange... 982 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:52,753 These are the village dogs... 983 01:14:52,753 --> 01:14:55,064 ...the village dogs... They howl at the moon... 984 01:14:55,613 --> 01:14:57,146 But it's quite weird... 985 01:15:00,736 --> 01:15:03,097 Hah, I can't help it but I feel now we are like during the war... 986 01:15:03,097 --> 01:15:07,785 During the war you won't be able to eat like a pig... Give me some bread for mother. 987 01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:13,671 Mother!... Jesus... ...where did she go again! 988 01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,305 Mother, where did you crawl again? 989 01:15:19,889 --> 01:15:22,169 One has to go crazy from this! 990 01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:27,454 Oh Jesus! My back... 991 01:15:32,267 --> 01:15:37,076 - This is the dog from the mill - It'd be better if it had already eaten you... 992 01:15:37,076 --> 01:15:39,448 But, really, it's quite strange... Don't you hear? 993 01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:43,986 What's happening! 994 01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:48,211 Ungodly powers!... An earthly creature cannot howl like this! 995 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:52,304 Father!...Father!...Jesus! 996 01:15:55,607 --> 01:15:59,115 - Father! Father! - This is Marenka... 997 01:15:59,611 --> 01:16:01,977 Something must have happened again... 998 01:16:03,352 --> 01:16:06,454 Father! Open the door! 999 01:16:07,952 --> 01:16:11,358 - What's going on, Kelisova? - Open the door... Father... 1000 01:16:11,747 --> 01:16:15,279 There is a real ghost in the mill! 1001 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,965 Nonsense, woman! There are no ghosts! 1002 01:16:20,291 --> 01:16:22,350 Marenka... 1003 01:16:32,114 --> 01:16:34,440 This isn't normal. 1004 01:16:36,031 --> 01:16:38,563 Men! Let's go! 1005 01:16:59,926 --> 01:17:04,738 - Hey...Look! - Be quiet...you'll scare them away... 1006 01:17:09,863 --> 01:17:13,934 These are very nice ghosts! 1007 01:17:48,933 --> 01:17:50,572 These are the girls from the village! 1008 01:17:50,572 --> 01:17:53,399 - Irina!... - Anka! This is our Anka... 1009 01:17:54,227 --> 01:17:58,054 Come, I'll spank you well! Go home immediately... 1010 01:18:03,852 --> 01:18:06,048 Is this a mask or what? 1011 01:18:22,669 --> 01:18:25,404 I was going to die, father... 1012 01:18:27,216 --> 01:18:30,353 Take this... And both of you should drink it... 1013 01:18:31,885 --> 01:18:33,907 Where do you keep your medicine for sweating? 1014 01:18:34,279 --> 01:18:38,162 There...behind the glass... ...below the little Saint Teresa... 1015 01:18:44,567 --> 01:18:48,409 - If you could only see that, father... - What? 1016 01:18:49,844 --> 01:18:55,123 The blond one... An exact copy of my deceased Alois... 1017 01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:01,372 - Bless you. - That's true... 1018 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:08,947 - Where should I put it?...Here?... - Over there...behind that... 1019 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:16,693 Do you think this is a pedestrian zone? Stop running around... 1020 01:19:21,628 --> 01:19:23,377 What did you bring? 1021 01:19:24,270 --> 01:19:25,927 And why are you putting it up in front of our tent? 1022 01:19:26,207 --> 01:19:28,935 It's been decided that the beach will be here, so what can I do? 1023 01:19:29,189 --> 01:19:33,458 - I'm just carrying out the orders... - What orders are you talking about... 1024 01:19:33,843 --> 01:19:35,935 This is owned by the cooperation! 1025 01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:38,684 Be happy that we leave you here. 1026 01:19:38,993 --> 01:19:41,369 And on top of that for free! 1027 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,764 People! 1028 01:19:45,764 --> 01:19:49,311 Don't worry, you can stay here! But there is one condition... 1029 01:19:49,644 --> 01:19:52,423 You all must be naked... That's what's written here! 1030 01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:57,341 - Jesus, he must be crazy... - Who do you think is crazy? 1031 01:19:57,561 --> 01:19:59,798 First you voted for it... 1032 01:20:00,343 --> 01:20:01,234 ...then you signed it... 1033 01:20:01,234 --> 01:20:02,359 ...so here you go! 1034 01:20:02,682 --> 01:20:06,289 You chased one out of one's house, now he's rolling on the ground like a thug 1035 01:20:06,289 --> 01:20:09,335 and at the end you want us to be naked! 1036 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,679 What's the big deal? This is completely normal, isn't it? 1037 01:20:11,679 --> 01:20:15,395 - Here everyone thinks like 100 years backward... - Jesus! Mom, did you see that? 1038 01:20:18,785 --> 01:20:21,815 Did you see, girls? It's not a problem at all. 1039 01:20:22,081 --> 01:20:26,358 As for me, I'll take off my clothes right away! There's nothing I can be ashamed of! 1040 01:20:38,470 --> 01:20:41,687 Now mom, if you go ahead as well I'll end up in the hospital! 1041 01:20:41,687 --> 01:20:45,435 - The healthy body builds the healthy spirit, dear ladies. - Doctor... you too? 1042 01:20:56,242 --> 01:21:00,073 I haven't undressed in front of so many men in my whole life, dear! 1043 01:21:00,351 --> 01:21:03,070 So what? Big deal! Look around. 1044 01:21:15,968 --> 01:21:19,108 Oh Jesus! Sodom and Gomorrah! 1045 01:21:20,967 --> 01:21:25,180 - What's going on here? - Honey, everybody got crazy... 1046 01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:28,400 Everyone is going around naked and they want us to be naked too... 1047 01:21:30,243 --> 01:21:32,365 C'mon, don't cry... 1048 01:21:32,791 --> 01:21:37,097 If that's the deal - then we'll move our stuff behind the postings! 1049 01:21:37,097 --> 01:21:39,298 Over there it's not required anymore. 1050 01:21:39,652 --> 01:21:43,674 Well, honey... That was an awesome idea! 1051 01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:50,368 You're an idiot! 1052 01:22:00,253 --> 01:22:04,931 Father!...Father!...It's happening! 1053 01:22:05,589 --> 01:22:10,123 Father!...Father!...It's happening, father... 1054 01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:13,624 - Father! ...It's happening!... - What's happening, Kelisova? 1055 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,246 - Father! - What? 1056 01:22:15,707 --> 01:22:18,956 - Sodom and Gomorrah! Everyone is getting naked! - No! 1057 01:22:19,244 --> 01:22:23,963 - Men and women, all of them... completely nude. - Fast, Kelisova! 1058 01:22:29,637 --> 01:22:31,459 Get on! 1059 01:22:34,901 --> 01:22:38,881 - I feel young again, father. - Yes...yes... 1060 01:23:00,798 --> 01:23:02,700 Attention! This is a notice! 1061 01:23:03,017 --> 01:23:07,401 All participants in the training for the nudist beach 1062 01:23:07,762 --> 01:23:11,213 Please go immediately for a general rehearsal at the mill! 1063 01:23:11,592 --> 01:23:12,681 I repeat... 1064 01:23:13,158 --> 01:23:17,777 The participants in the nudist training should go immediately to the mill! 1065 01:23:26,729 --> 01:23:29,540 I'm very curious who will go there fist... It's not going to be me! 1066 01:23:29,837 --> 01:23:32,914 Hah, you...Nobody sends you there anyways... 1067 01:23:36,768 --> 01:23:40,487 Women! I'm not going to be the first one! - Me neither...Show me, what do you have there? 1068 01:23:40,487 --> 01:23:42,348 This is for the aerobics. 1069 01:23:42,784 --> 01:23:46,188 I said that I'm going to help out, I'm going to cook and bake... 1070 01:23:46,488 --> 01:23:48,329 But I'm not going to be running around nude! 1071 01:23:51,323 --> 01:23:53,262 - We're here for the Italians... - But the whole village is full of gawkers! 1072 01:23:53,492 --> 01:23:55,776 My God, women! You practised for so long at the barn... 1073 01:23:55,982 --> 01:23:58,428 ...and now you start to make problems! 1074 01:23:58,879 --> 01:24:02,881 Didn't you have a training! You already practised... 1075 01:24:03,863 --> 01:24:08,521 - Yes, but we weren't nude then. - Well, and now you will be! So what? 1076 01:24:09,517 --> 01:24:12,153 Girls...Girls...Be quiet! 1077 01:24:12,390 --> 01:24:14,608 Let's see, how did we practice?...Get ready... 1078 01:24:15,074 --> 01:24:18,980 ...with a smile...let us show the world 1079 01:24:19,313 --> 01:24:21,759 ...that even a simple Czech woman... 1080 01:24:21,759 --> 01:24:23,226 ...can act like a... 1081 01:24:23,698 --> 01:24:25,193 ...lady! 1082 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,713 Ladies! You won't impress any Italians with your pitchforks! 1083 01:24:29,347 --> 01:24:31,994 Girls, I'm going home! There's younger girls; they can show off. 1084 01:24:33,934 --> 01:24:36,650 No way! That's not according to our agreement! 1085 01:24:37,801 --> 01:24:40,024 Stop, women! Don't act like this... 1086 01:24:40,024 --> 01:24:42,315 There will be bonuses for this, so what's the big deal? 1087 01:24:47,367 --> 01:24:52,090 What's your problem? Until now everyone was getting naked and nobody cared. 1088 01:24:52,090 --> 01:24:55,332 We didn't agree to this! Gabi, don't you dare! 1089 01:24:56,518 --> 01:24:58,982 If you don't stop this, I'll get a divorce! 1090 01:24:59,212 --> 01:25:02,047 Did you see this hog? He makes us do it, but he won't let his wife do it! 1091 01:25:02,525 --> 01:25:05,605 - He should get nude! Yes! - Why me? 1092 01:25:06,024 --> 01:25:10,175 Are you crazy? ...People...people!...Help! 1093 01:25:10,895 --> 01:25:13,412 People!....Ouch!...Matouskova?!? 1094 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:20,350 Quiet, people...it's starting... 1095 01:25:28,341 --> 01:25:30,658 Women!...Open!...Women! 1096 01:25:32,496 --> 01:25:33,832 People!...Let me pass... 1097 01:25:33,832 --> 01:25:35,510 This must be a mistake... 1098 01:25:35,510 --> 01:25:37,517 This wasn't a part of the practice! 1099 01:25:37,517 --> 01:25:40,839 This man is fighting for his life! 1100 01:25:41,991 --> 01:25:43,380 Open! 1101 01:25:55,578 --> 01:25:57,944 - Jesus! - Help! 1102 01:25:58,547 --> 01:26:00,704 What are you doing, man! 1103 01:26:04,671 --> 01:26:08,433 The Italians are gonna like this, eh? 1104 01:27:14,535 --> 01:27:16,575 Oh my God! 1105 01:27:23,243 --> 01:27:25,887 Please be patient. 1106 01:27:25,887 --> 01:27:27,180 Dear friends, 1107 01:27:27,397 --> 01:27:28,989 Due to technical difficulties... 1108 01:27:29,199 --> 01:27:33,410 We are going to start the program with a show of the beach hostesses. 1109 01:27:34,380 --> 01:27:36,799 So, let's start, please...Girls! 1110 01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:42,504 C'mon...don't be shy...Come 1111 01:28:36,904 --> 01:28:38,404 Chief! 1112 01:28:38,716 --> 01:28:41,561 - Chief! - What? 1113 01:28:41,923 --> 01:28:43,966 - A screwup! - What are you talking about? 1114 01:28:44,186 --> 01:28:46,328 The Italians! At the village! 1115 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:49,054 Wait...How come? 1116 01:28:49,054 --> 01:28:53,832 Take these! It's the mayor's order, and I don't want to have problems! 1117 01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:59,144 Thank you...Thank you very much, madam! 1118 01:29:00,729 --> 01:29:03,455 However, if you could offer something to drink instead? 1119 01:29:03,665 --> 01:29:06,886 They didn't tell me anything about any drinks! If you are thirsty, the well is over there! 1120 01:29:33,628 --> 01:29:36,041 Segnora Maria! 1121 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:38,324 - Father! - Segnora! 1122 01:29:40,325 --> 01:29:44,773 Father, I'm so happy to see you again! Maria! 1123 01:29:48,865 --> 01:29:51,643 This is my Cecilia... 1124 01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:56,722 My dear... 1125 01:29:58,969 --> 01:30:03,051 The father...he's been telling me so much about you... 1126 01:30:12,183 --> 01:30:14,625 What a surprise, eh? 1127 01:30:15,384 --> 01:30:17,167 Oh yeah! 1128 01:30:20,659 --> 01:30:22,066 So girls...let's go... 1129 01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:25,594 ...with a beautiful smile...the way we practised... 1130 01:30:26,241 --> 01:30:27,969 ...don't be shy... 1131 01:30:29,279 --> 01:30:31,171 Sodom and Gomorrah! 1132 01:30:32,951 --> 01:30:34,652 I've already seen this... 1133 01:30:34,652 --> 01:30:36,747 - Who are these? - These are girls working on the farm... 1134 01:30:36,747 --> 01:30:41,183 - They are interested in art... - This is a new tradition here... 1135 01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,338 Well, first you said we have to be world-class, now you say not... 1136 01:30:44,588 --> 01:30:46,698 C'mon, girls, let's go have a drink... 1137 01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:53,225 I'm OK! 1138 01:31:53,444 --> 01:31:56,149 If you agree, we can sign the agreement right away! 1139 01:31:56,848 --> 01:32:00,961 Well...but...we haven't been able to fix everything yet. 1140 01:32:03,405 --> 01:32:05,684 You don't need to fix anything! Anything! 1141 01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:09,342 How come? How come? 1142 01:32:10,144 --> 01:32:14,399 You haven't seen anything here yet...right? 1143 01:32:15,367 --> 01:32:19,545 We know everything! We hired a company to do a research about you 1144 01:32:19,899 --> 01:32:22,115 And we even know the things which aren't true! 1145 01:32:22,671 --> 01:32:25,066 We plan to make a museum out of your village! 1146 01:32:29,574 --> 01:32:31,205 A museum in the middle of nature! 1147 01:32:31,460 --> 01:32:33,102 The whole world will be coming over 1148 01:32:33,363 --> 01:32:35,769 To see the birthplace of the Planicek method. 1149 01:32:36,663 --> 01:32:40,649 And tourists...this means money! 1150 01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:47,108 And from your toxic milk we'll be making amazing buttons! 1151 01:32:47,465 --> 01:32:49,714 Super business! 1152 01:32:52,902 --> 01:32:55,633 - But, what's going to happen with us? - What do I know? 1153 01:32:55,633 --> 01:32:59,180 Nothing...just like before. Everything must remain the way it has been. 1154 01:32:59,432 --> 01:33:00,944 Together with the personnel! 1155 01:33:01,146 --> 01:33:03,258 Do you agree? 1156 01:33:05,458 --> 01:33:07,955 Wait! Do you know what this means? 1157 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:10,993 After all, we don't want to be the clowns for the rest of Europe! 1158 01:33:11,472 --> 01:33:13,876 So what? We've been doing this for 40 years for free. 1159 01:33:13,876 --> 01:33:17,048 Why shouldn't we do it now for money? Right? 1160 01:33:21,009 --> 01:33:25,227 - What are you waiting for?!? - Don't blabber, and write! 1161 01:33:25,227 --> 01:33:28,323 Pepa...my glasses... 1162 01:33:29,789 --> 01:33:31,601 With your right hand! 1163 01:33:47,702 --> 01:33:50,516 God... It's already here! 1164 01:33:50,903 --> 01:33:53,856 It's already here! It's already here! 1165 01:33:54,074 --> 01:34:01,687 /It's already here! This was the slogan of the first democratic demonstration in Prague on Nov. 17, 1989 when the government of Husak was removed from power./ 1166 01:34:02,465 --> 01:34:04,633 ...Now I'm going to prepare your pillow... 1167 01:34:04,967 --> 01:34:07,300 ...you'll sleep like in Heaven. 1168 01:34:09,134 --> 01:34:11,926 ...now we'll fix the hair... 1169 01:34:16,386 --> 01:34:18,262 Venco! Did you cut the grass? 1170 01:34:18,678 --> 01:34:20,137 Just stop bugging me about the grass! 1171 01:34:20,387 --> 01:34:21,595 Yeah...just stop... 1172 01:34:21,846 --> 01:34:24,304 I won't anything to do tonight... 1173 01:34:31,432 --> 01:34:33,765 - The lady... - I can see! 1174 01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:53,812 Hi. May I? 1175 01:34:58,896 --> 01:35:00,647 Hmm... Thanks... 1176 01:35:03,398 --> 01:35:04,732 It's nice... 1177 01:35:05,773 --> 01:35:07,065 May you be happy... 1178 01:35:07,774 --> 01:35:09,941 Hmm... Thanks... 1179 01:35:44,241 --> 01:35:45,367 C'mon, don't cry... 1180 01:35:45,367 --> 01:35:47,451 Here you have a child...and Venca... 1181 01:35:47,868 --> 01:35:50,909 What a car! If one could only have one... 1182 01:35:51,410 --> 01:35:54,161 You'll have a better one! We all will have... 1183 01:35:54,619 --> 01:35:57,454 We'll have a future that we've never even dreamed about! 1184 01:35:58,078 --> 01:35:59,370 I already see it... 1185 01:36:01,371 --> 01:36:04,205 It will be Heaven on Earth when you look around! 1186 01:36:04,663 --> 01:36:06,331 A happy future! 1187 01:36:06,539 --> 01:36:08,248 There will be three cars here... 1188 01:36:09,123 --> 01:36:10,790 ...a pool...with air conditioning... 1189 01:36:11,290 --> 01:36:14,166 ...and we'll get a telephone even in the barn! 1190 01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:20,709 The whole world will admire us!!! 1191 01:36:21,376 --> 01:36:23,084 We won't get lost again! 1192 01:36:23,793 --> 01:36:27,252 Even more so - now that we stand with one foot... 1193 01:36:29,170 --> 01:36:35,880 ...in Europe!!! 95864

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