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Mom, Dad, I'm homosexual.

Oh my God, what horrible homosexual horror.

Mom, dad, I'm different. It

's rubbish. No, no

more mom, dad.

I am homosexual.

What am I laughing at?

No

, mom, dad.

I'm gay.

I'm gay.

I'm...

I'm gay.

Gay, open, free.

Gay.

Gay, gay.

Al...

You hurt me.

Hey.

All well?

Yes, sorry, they are, I didn't mean to wake you.

Another gloom?

For me, it was that sleeping pill you gave me last night.

But it's a homeopathic relaxant, basically cool water.

He knocked me out.

Ah yes, they are no longer there, I won them once, there is nothing to do.

But it's true, but now he always asks us to wear Cremine, worse than us women.

Not because he's looking at me, sorry.

She comes here in the morning with the cream and applies it to you.

It's time to get up.

Speaking of getting up.

Steph, Steph, no, Stefania, Stefania,

I don't want to spoil the party, but you have nothing to do with this, understand?

Ninth. It is a hydraulic reaction.

A hydraulic reaction?

Yes, but what do you want to know? Here, how do you do it?

This is how I benefit from it.

Stef, no, Ste, stef.

Even if I was straight, you would have taken me

with this little breath to the other side, you know?

Well yes, I'm gay.

How many of you are

thinking right now that he has bread and no teeth?

Have you ever had a day that changed your life?

Well, now I'll tell you mine.

What a shame that you're leaving today.

But it doesn't even bother you a little?

Look, you're just devastated.

Come on, in Madrid you have a two-hour flight.

And then I leave you my Lucky Charm lamp, right?

And anyway, I hate Edward.

But why doesn't he come here? There

are many reasons.

For example, I need experience abroad.

Far from yours? Also.

Look, I had an idea.

Farewell dinner tonight, you go out and solve the problem.

And Edward moves in and ends up with your boyfriend.

Not bad.

And if, on the contrary, I keep quiet this evening,

then I leave, I go far, very far away and I take care of my business, what do you say?

It's not the same, right?

By the way, are we coming to dinner?

No, but thanks for the invitation.

This seems to me to be the minimum.

It's a family dinner.

And now. Whore.

Less than three minutes.

Hurry up Stef, do you know how punctual this guy is?

Forget it, you know what to do, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

What are you doing? I saw it for you.

Who is it? Come on, come on, goodbye.

My dear, how are you? Alright.

And you?

I couldn't feel better, I'll see you soon.

I can't wait either.

But is it conalina on you?

Yes, I never cut it.

Tonight, as soon as I finish dinner, I'll load up the car and come over to you.

Did you go to gay pride yesterday?

Of course. Do you think dad came too?

Your father?

It's not possible, who would have thought it?

You know that when I put my mind to something, I...

I'm proud of you.

Wait a minute.

It's not like you told your dad about us to make me happy, right?

And even if it were, I can't think of a better reason.

Mattia, I'm going now, but first I have to tell you two things.

The first... I'm asking you.

I am too, Edu. Me too.

And the second...

Yes? Yes?

It's just that this dinner has to add a

place because I'm coming to Rome to meet your parents.

Aterraccia until 5:00 p.m.

Love, sorry, the line was dead. Did

we tell you? Nothing.

I want to ask your father for her hand, so that he can also tell me about his first Gay Pride.

So, go to the airport. We'll see each other.

Good morning my love.

Hello my love.

Is he still tired of the imitation at dinner?

No, listen, do you know what it is? It

’s because you’re the one who can’t wait to make a sacrificial lamb.

You're the one who's been waiting like

godsend for this great opportunity to play the victim again

and make me the insensitive asshole, obviously.

I never used that word, Roberto.

That's the concept, look.

The problem is that you can't manipulate people like you do?

I manipulate people.

I have never manipulated anyone.

What does it mean to manipulate?

Do you want to tell him what it means to manipulate?

Hi honey, I stopped by to say hello to grandma.

But didn't you divorce on purpose to stop these pitiful scenes?

I'll make you something for breakfast, okay?

No, thank you mom. Isn't she awake?

Yes, she got up very early this morning and went to buy Porta Portese.

Still with this story?

But did you brainwash my poor mother?

Sorry, but what do you care if she's looking for a job?

But 83 years old!

Who gives him work?

I understand, but what should you do?

But if your twenty-year-old son has to go to Spain to find work.

Grandmother.

Mattia, hello my love.

Didn't find anything?

And no, we talk a lot about youth unemployment, but it's a fight for us too.

Oh no, wait, I'll give that to you. There is a problem, I don't know.

Does it rub well? Do you know what you are doing right now?

You kill at least 3 million bacteria.

A massacre, right? A massacre.

Did you know I might have found something?

What?

Waitress at the counter, cutting pizza and extras.

What do you say?

Grandma, you know you don't need to work, right?

I know, honey, but would you like to be an intermediary at least once the job is yours.

Have they finished talking?

Here, go away.

Now I think so.

Wait.

Father.

You see, son, with women you need cock and punch.

Love and fear.

This is how women are treated.

Trust your father.

I've never missed one.

He's missing now, but mom doesn't want to tell.

Promise.

Promise?

Good boy.

He had big plans for me.

I almost feel sorry for him.

Yes?

Sorry, I really didn't mean to.

Just today, Mati.

Don't worry, but we're used to it.

Sorry Aurora, do you need help with dinner?

Well, speaking of dinner, I don't know if...

I don't know if... I mean...

I know this delicacy.

Please don't start, I'm already a little nervous.

Sorry Ms. Della Andre.

Samantha!

Grandma's love, come.

Opera, what happened to you?

What happened was this monster vomited his breakfast all over me.

No, no, what can I tell you?

But did I go to the hairdresser? This shows?

Yes.

Here, look, if you want I'll give it to you, but

anyway I have two others identical at home.

Another one, I'm coming.

One, but one!

This little boy must be a female, otherwise Bernardo can hear him.

Excuse me, is the car parked in the second row yours?

But what is it? It’s this story every time.

You know perfectly well that it's mine.

I'm sorry, but this time I have to fine him.

I understand, okay. Who should you wash?

But you don't have a wife?

No, please don't answer.

There's also the second uniform, please.

You wash it for me first today and take it to the office at headquarters.

In the other? No, thank God, did you see?

I'll do it for you right away. You have it in the office tonight.

One in two Italians escapes tax.

It's disgusting, but what race in your country do they call them?

Oh yes, thank God there are people like you who set a good example.

Sorry, I got you.

Good morning. Already bothering you?

No, of course, I was talking to violent law enforcement.

A real drama. Has this happened to you?

Edoard is coming to Rome this evening. But why did you invite him?

But who invited him? It comes by itself.

Do you know how theatrical these Spaniards are?

All right, stay calm, come on.

I will solve it for you one way or another. I'm a little angry now.

We'll see each other later. Thanks, Jason, man.

To hate. What are you doing?

Nothing. He didn't shape it.

Storbi.

Look, but give me something I can't do at work like this.

I'll get it for you right away, but...

Here. It

's here.

Caruzzo, what is it made of?

Cashmere.

Mom, what are you kidding?

If it's missing, he gives him the glyco and he gets the bags.

Mattia, be very careful, because

even though I am pregnant, I still run like when we were little.

But? No more arguments today, that’s enough.

But what happened to dad? Their eyes.

Very well, come on, Bernardo and I too

if we're tense, but that doesn't mean anything.

I'm sorry. And I believe you, I wanted a cruise,

but instead we went back to the spa.

At Rocca, dry off, come on.

I want a cruise, does he like spas?

There are also ships with spas, but why shouldn't I come?

A week locked up with you on a cruise ship.

There is no need to understand this.

Simpale, Guido Fio.

Well, I'll put an end to it.

Look, but tonight at eight, right?

Well, speaking of dinner, I don't really want it.

You don't want it?

No, you didn't tell me, do that.

I emptied the stores, this dinner is worth it.

But sorry, why don't you go to the cinema?

But what to do?

I'm doing well?

Well Named?

Let's do it. Oh, let's do it.

Look, by the way, Bernardo says the

car is ready, so why don't you go to Pia's?

I go.

Big piston.

Well, do you know I never understood what his nickname means?

Piston.

Then I will explain it to you once.

Bernardo?

Bernat?

Piston! And you wanted it that much?

Good. The hand.

The hand?

You now only respond to your stage name, like Sher.

WHO?

Sher, Bernat, the singer, the American...

Sher. Okay, is the car ready?

Has your piston ever disappointed you? Never.

So go, go.

Here it is, everything is finished.

With that, you won't get to Madrid.

You arrive as far as Barcelona.

Barcelona is before Madrid, you see? Yes?

Well, these assholes, come on.

Beautiful. Smell that smell.

Listen, I want to show you something I made just for you.

Yes? Yes.

Robust ? No?

With that there is a major problem, but who is stopping you in Spain?

Listen Bernardo, maybe I don't deserve that much.

But what are you doing today?

Actually, I wanted to bring it to you this evening in Ceda, but how did I do it?

Look, so one thing, if you see that you're late, you can't make it, I understand.

I'll come, that's for sure.

Don't worry, don't worry.

I'm calm.

But what a great expense!

I'm having dinner, my son is leaving for Madrid this evening.

And how beautiful it is! And what are you going to do?

I don't know, it's something to do with energies, those that renew themselves, right?

I don't remember how.

Ms. Yolanda?

Ms. Yolanda?

To hate!

An expert taster, look for.

This will keep me here for a while, sorry, I'll be right back.

No Madam.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning.

Have you by any chance seen a young woman of a certain age?

Where we are?

This is Mewa Natural Day Spa. Were

you looking for Mrs. Yolanda?

Yes, yes, yes, her.

I'm interviewing her, she's over there.

A meeting?

And now you rub? GOOD.

Have you ever had similar experiences?

No, but I also accept an internship. All right.

So please fill out this form. THANKS

. Pray.

I think it will take time.

Do you want to take a look?

As long as it doesn't bother you.

Please.

Have you ever been to a spa?

AND?

Behind this door hides a very special and magical place.

Like Narnia? Like

Narnia.

There is the spa suite, where you can come with your husband.

We?

Oh my goodness, the expense.

Sorry, it's beautiful, but...

Well, today the only thing missing was him, Cristian Novena.

Have you ever been taken by someone in high school?

Here Cristian is having fun with me up to the ass.

A true Guzzino who

waited until high school to give his best, including the trip before graduating from high school.

If you are curious, feel free to connect.

But you know that Mattia is more curious than anything else to know the number of this Ares.

I shared the rooms: Zazzara with Maurucci.

Profile? And you Cristian with Mattia.

What an asshole, Edi.

Separate beds.

It's my turn?

Truth or Dare? Okay, the truth.

Have you already done it with Cristian? More like death.

That's not what I understand.

Alright guys, he answered the question, come on, let's keep playing.

Christian? And what is it?

He will be confused.

So now rectify.

Okay guys, I'll clarify.

Stefania never gave it to me.

Honestly, I expected my first kiss to be different. Thank you very much Cristian. You need to apologize to Mattia for now.

Obligation.

I say that.

Tell him to kiss Sandro.

Why me?

Why Sandro?

The rules are the rules.

Mattia, I apologize for all the times I made fun of you.

Then? Argue.

After all, I think you are

a very special person, because I consider you stronger than others to endure.

I hope you can forgive me.

And now let's drown this little faggot.

Let's drown that out, no!

No!

I hope she misses!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, but?

Yes, no, but no.

Not the data of the soup in the suitcase, which then stinks everything.

Come on, no.

Okay, I'll call you later. I love you...

Come on, I'm in college. Good morning; Hi. Hi

Cri.

How are you doing?

Bye.

Calculate that I work for the Secretary of the Assistant to the Undersecretary for

Environmental Politicians of the Minister of the Environment.

You? Have you already started to be a champion?

It's cute, isn't it.

I was actually hired by a company that deals with renewable energy.

Are you a central operator?

No, I am responsible for the implementation

and design of the photovoltaic panels.

In Spain.

Are you kidding? No. Do

you see why you disgust me with cigarettes?

Because you have all your lobbies, your shitty mafias, that disgusts me.

Come on, it happens, this one is enough.

You don't have to touch me, understand?

Damn, you don't have to touch me.

What the fuck do you want?

My name is Mattia Sperla.

I would need a copy of the diploma.

Okay, just a minute.

Approach. Stop!

Ah the calm!

Belt. Belt, belt, you have to stay.

I'm in trouble.

You're not in trouble. Let's summarize. Do

n't your parents know you're gay? No,

but your boyfriend said that

not only did Mom and Dad know, but they were giving you their blessing.

Yes.

And in a few hours your boyfriend is coming here to meet his in-laws?

Yes, you are in trouble.

I told you.

But I say: Mattia, how did you come up with the idea of ​​planning this whole mess?

I? Look, it was all your fault.

What do I have to do with this, excuse me?

Yes, you know what you told me not to say anything, you will see things work out.

No no no no.

I just told you that if you had kept

quiet, instead of being hungry, I would be running the family store.

Then, in secret, I went about my business.

Maybe my parents would have taken it well, but let's see how I do.

Maybe yes.

But my father's last three words

before disinheriting me were: You disgust me.

Was he never a talker?

Heavy.

Okay, maybe my dad wouldn't react like that, maybe.

So tell him no.

But he thinks that if a parent doesn't want to see, they turn away.

So it doesn't even seem like... Thank you.

My love, I didn't pay you a compliment.

Maybe you're right and then they won't bat an eyelid.

Yes, maybe we'll open a bottle.

Like, how?

However, if no miracle happens, we will find out soon enough.

Miracle? My love, you don't need a miracle.

You and me.

Notify your of course.

Tell him I'll pick him up from the airport.

Trust me, it will never make it to your dinner.

Thanks, yeah...

You won't hurt him, will you? Calm.

Then I also remember that he was cute. Maybe he won't even give it back to you.

Dumbass.

Oh, thank you, you're a friend, huh.

You.

James!

Were you joking before?

Of course.

Hello puppy.

Good morning; Hi.

At

that moment, with Cristian's involuntary help, I understood that I preferred,

let's say, the sea to the mountains, but I didn't know how to realize it.

Honey, listen, if you keep going back

and forth like that, it's going to create a divide, how do we get in here?

With the lift, sorry.

No, it's just...

Search I didn't forget a bath.

Come, come, said there are all the baskets and you.

Come come.

But maybe I could get my feet at least a little wet.

And here is the moment you have been waiting for,

fierce, haughty, cruel: the prescilla of the Tiburtina desert.

To the battalion!

Good morning; Hi.

Good morning; Hi.

My name is Gianni, and you? Mario.

Look, if you don't want to tell me your real name, that's okay too.

Ok, my name is Giorgio.

Giorgio, you are cute.

Where I click, I like it.

First time in a gay club?

I mean, is this a gay club?

Look, you don't have to tone it down here.

I only came here to have a good whiskey.

So...

And where are you?

Turin.

Come on, I won in Turin for ten years. Yes?

He who Zanattai?

Near the stadium.

Which one?

Listen, Gianni.

I came here because I was looking for a bathroom and I think I found it.

Come on, let's go... Thanks Gianni.

Come on, let's go...

Hi, my name is Gianni.

Good evening.

Welcome to Lucca Assassina.

My name is Alba Pailletto, there is Tsunami and Ursula Cazzuova.

Hi guys. A How many feet is there a price, oh!

Haven't I seen all these fags since Family Day?

Well well well.

I'd like to talk to you about something a little serious, right?

Yes yes.

How do you meet other gays today?

You are very lucky today my boys, because if you want to meet other

poor fools like you, you have many possibilities.

Do you think that in Rome alone there are more gay clubs than McDonald's?

Really? Really?

And then there's the gay choir, the gay swimmers.

Let’s all go swimming, I said, shall we? Let's go

! A round of applause for the entire room.

A round of applause to the tsunami that makes up the entire piece.

A round of applause for the tsunami that constitutes the entire piece?

You think we, who are a little older, don't you?

Very little.

We had few meeting points.

Okay, actually, no, come on. Okay, I'll say it.

But yes, we had it too.

However, they were called barracks.

You.

I? Yes, yes, you, you.

What's your name, little one?

I don't remember it anymore. You don't remember it anymore.

Come on, what do we call it? Let's name it.

Peter Peter Pan.

Peter Pan, applause for Peter Pan.

Come, Pierre, come.

Push it, push it.

Obviously from behind.

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter So, Peter.

Listen, ma'am, I... Madam, to whom?

It's good, I know miss, but how much confidence do I have?

Excuse me. I'm 19, guys.

Yes, per leg. Oh, by the leg?

So that’s 19 times three? 57.

Oh, he's good at math. I don't know why I said that.

I don't know why I said that. I don't know because it's centimeters.

Listen, my love, how old are you? 21.

21? But it's a creature.

And how long have you been doing show care? I'm angry with you.

Floor plans?

Spin the wheel, my love, what's up?

Buy a vowel, Joy. What's new?

You're shy? Did they cheat on you?

Look, the horns are like heels, they fly away.

Guys, I don't know about you, but this sounds more like Drilly than Peter Pan to me.

Come on, don't be shy.

How long have you been doing show care?

Certainly many years younger than you, judging by the lines on your face.

Guys, Drilly knows how to use needles.

Be careful, little girl in my boots,

because the last one who spoke to me like that I cut off his head.

And who was Marie Antoinette?

Okay, okay, okay.

From Pongo the Crown.

A round of applause for Peter Pan.

She wants to talk to you.

Move forward.

Hello Giacomo. Pleasure.

You were very good, really.

Welcome to the club.

From that day on, I acquired superpowers.

I noticed things invisible to the long eye.

Except I wasn't the only superhero around.

There was Superman, Catwoman,

Thor, Wonder Woman, Hulk, Batman and Robin. I just had to tell my parents.

My timing was perfect, as usual.

And let's be clear, I'm not leaving for

her, I'm leaving because I'm tired of being here with you. Do

you know what this means?

Now you're the man of the house.

Stefania was my only outlet.

I always wondered who made him do this.

She was always there during the most important moments of my life.

Like that.

Wow.

Which side do you think he is on? Demon

.

Look, there's the gay flag.

Who is? It

's the flag of peace, Mattia.

He also has a political conscience.

Overly manicured eyebrows, come on, gay.

Half the neighborhoods in Rome push each other, that doesn't count.

In my opinion, it's my business.

Good morning; Hi.

Good morning; Hi.

All well? More or less.

My chain fell off and I don't know how to put it on.

All right, let Mattia put her on the chain, okay?

Are you Mattia?

Yes, Eduardo, delighted.

Delighted.

Yes

wait. All right.

It should be ready, yes. Optimal.

Thank you a lot. I continue.

We'll see each other. All right.

You were lost, you are.

But if you think that I am there like a

little dog calling me and I come, you are very mistaken.

Have you understood? What are you doing?

You come. I

'm coming.

We cannot continue.

Because you're here and we're going to watch all night.

Kiss me tonight.

Inside the things I hide.

But I don't know. Are you a little nervous?

It will make you smile again.

It's beautiful, don't you drink it?

You are beautiful.

I have something for you too.

What?

Wait.

You know, I was wearing it when we met.

Do.

I was caught.

I would have told the whole world, even the first person who passed on the street.

Mathias.

Father.

What are you doing here?

Nothing, I passed by like that by chance.

At half past eight in the morning? Did you come to visit mom?

No,

I need to talk to you. Like, how? Can

you see yourself taking a walk?

Let's have a walk.

Dad, can you tell me what's wrong?

No, because I thought. With me now being separated from Mom,

it's not like we don't talk anymore, right?

No, no, what are you kidding about?

And then there’s always a first time, right?

Exaggerated, what is that?

It's true that I've been a little isolated lately...

But lately? Do

you remember when you were little?

Every Sunday I took you to the park, every Sunday.

Dad, it wasn't a park, it was a rugby field and you were coaching.

A field, a park, there is always grass, an atia.

That's a yes.

But where do you go from now?

From a friend's house, I slept at her place. Yes?

And who is it? What's her name?

Stefania, you don't know her anyway. Okay, describe it to me, right?

As if?

As if?

Medium sized? Average.

Dark eyes and normal hair.

Sorry Mattia.

Why don't you tell me how it goes? Do

you think I don't understand? Do

you think I'm stupid?

Father?

You have nothing to be ashamed of, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

Take it easy.

Dad, it's just... I know, I know, I know.

Being a virgin at your age isn't exactly normal.

But dad will take care of it.

A beautiful professional and we interrupt the trip.

Dad, we have nothing to break.

Dad, I'm not a virgin, okay?

I just had sex and if I have to

tell you it was the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me.

You are my son, my son.

Father.

Details, I want details, come on. Do you want the details?

Come on. Okay, I'll tell you now. Or

Froscio!

Do you see Froscio as I know him?

And you no longer recognize them. You no longer recognize them.

They used to be dancers, not costume designers, these jobs here.

Now the employees, the workers, the footballers are leaving.

It is only in rugby that a morality has remained.

Is that what we say?

Nothing, go ahead.

You never speak, you never speak. Look, so I...

Go ahead, go ahead.

Good morning; Hi.

Mathias.

And it wasn't the only attempt either.

Gay Pride, which many

unfortunately continue to call a carnival, actually has noble origins.

In 1969, following the death

of actress Judy Garland, a group of gay men gathered at the Stonewall bar in

New York to mourn the untimely death of their greatest icon.

Did the police mistreat Attia?

What if he doesn't tell her now?

With wicked strength. Mom.

They insulted me, beat me, as they had done on other occasions.

I'm gay.

Yes, my mother.

At the same time, the homosexual community was reacting to the rape.

I'm gay.

The poor, look at them.

It was the first gay pride. Sammy?

Can I tell you something personal? No.

Well, it's not that I've never tried, but let's get back to today.

But to you!

Tei, I'm almost there. Did

you withdraw your diploma?

Excited?

I was trembling, shame on Christ.

Someone should punch him in the face so suddenly, bam!

No, Steph, I told you, you have to be superior.

And anyway if you had given it to him

that day while traveling, maybe I think he and I were good friends, what do you know?

And who told you he never gave it to her? Ugly bitch

.

Let me look at you.

I would seem too calm, given the circumstances.

What happens?

Sometimes a guardian angel saves my life.

That's to say?

In other words, this evening, Giacomo is going to pick up Edu at the airport, so he creates a change and

finally there will be no problems tonight.

But it's a smart idea.

Yes, please tell me she didn't come despite the desert regera.

Yes, it came to him, to her.

Okay, but I don't understand, but why did

you never get along?

So where to start ?

Arrogant? Vain?

Ste. Vain? Misogynist? Stefanie.

I imagine? Stefanie.

Wait.

Father of the devil. Hello Priscilla?

Damn Priscilla, the car broke down on the road. Are

you already joking?

I'm not kidding, no.

Giacomo, Stefania is coming to get you. WHO?

It rubs. Okay bye bye. THANKS

. Come on, Steve.

Hey, Stef, you saved my life.

Look, but is it worth all this mess?

In which way?

But in the sense that you maybe lose the proportions of the thing a little bit, right?

He hadn't even killed anyone.

Stef, I assure you it would be much easier for my parents

to help me hide a body

than to accept that their only son is gay.

Lower your voice again.

Yes, if I didn't tell him, it's not because I'm ashamed, okay?

They just wouldn't understand, they're not ready yet.

And that's it. And that's it.

Still, I'm not ashamed of being gay.

Not only do I accept it, but I love it.

I like men.

I like the idea of ​​being able to fall in love with

a man and why not, I like the idea of ​​one day having a child with him.

Here, and now that I've broken the ice,

everything will be much easier dealing with this lady.

Madam.

Wait. THANKS

.

I don't know how much it costs you.

For love, we do the most absurd things.

Are you ready? For what?

So, since you care so much, today I'm taking you to meet mine.

Seriously? But you couldn't tell me before, sorry.

At least I dressed a little better, right?

Edo, you're fine, don't worry.

Then you will see.

This little wife is particularly suitable.

You are here?

Yes,

my love, look. Your mother.

Come on. Magnificent, huh?

Get to know her, right?

No, my love, no, because he's doing his

thing, so it looks like one goes to the other and goes shopping, an Italian girl.

I will introduce it to you later.

Okay, okay, okay.

Once I ask you to pick up a girl from school, what is it again.

I wish as much as I want, I wish as much as I want.

I didn't take this photo. How awesome is that?

Without this part.

Or is it a piece of bread for me?

I would really like to see the tycoon a piece of bread like that.

Do you want proof of love? Don't excuse me, always with your mouth.

Hello, I brought you Ide's CV.

The other too, the other too.

I finish well, I finish well.

It's a pleasure.

Do.

I did what?

I did not understand.

You haven't introduced me to your family, Mattia.

You showed it to me.

Ok, it's the same, right?

No, it's not the same thing.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Giovanni, I'll continue, please.

John, where are you going?

But do you see that this is a playground?

Why did you take this?

You stole from the strip clubs. Stolen?

Sorry, you didn't say that. One.

Pay attention to the way she speaks.

Look how he talks, but who are you? Where do you come from?

Dad, what's wrong? Mathias.

Mattia, what's wrong?

Do you know the thief? Again, the thief.

Are you crazy?

But how dare you?

So who is it? I have no idea, Dad.

This didn't really suit me.

It's crazy, I don't understand.

Well, now you want to leave and never be seen again.

Yes, don't worry.

I give you my word.

Crazy thing. Where does it come from?

Who is? Is he a non-EU citizen?

Why did you come?

I came to see you, right? THANKS

.

And I'll come back to the boys, maybe I'll see you later. THANKS

.

Edo!

Edo!

Edo, wait, wait!

Edo!

Wait, Edu!

Edu, sorry, please, I don't know what's wrong with me.

OK sorry?

He realized you weren't ready.

He shamed you.

No, I'm not ashamed at all, you say.

It's worse, Mattia, because you're ashamed of yourself.

It's a shame, why?

Because you are a wonderful guy.

You just don't know it yet. It

's here.

Can you see if there is room for those too?

But do you think they don't have an ID card in Spain?

Yes, they have it, but come on, if you tighten it, yes, a little.

You'll see what that has to do with it. Okay, let's put it here in the meantime.

Come and I'll help you.

Thank you but.

And of what?

You make me feel useful one last time.

But?

You know what I mean.

Honey, can I ask you a slightly embarrassing question?

I have been a good mother to you.

But what questions are you asking me?

Of course, but why are you making me?

It's not like you're running from me, right?

No,

mom, no, how do you find these things?

I don't know.

You were a very good mother.

Understood?

In fact, I'm not exactly the model son.

What are you saying?

You are perfect.

You know that this morning I was watching a program on television.

There was a psychologist who said that mothers never know what

their children are doing, some mothers don't know where they are, what they are thinking.

And I, on the other hand, always know what you're thinking.

But?

How are you doing?

GOOD.

A little nervous.

And dad?

You know, lately it seems to me that even

when he gets angry, he softens a little.

Mom, you don't hope he comes home, do you?

But no, damn it, what do you say?

You are still the same romantic.

Maybe.

But, you see, I think at the end of the day, it's okay to accept yourself as you are.

No?

GOOD.

Now I'm going to cook.

Let's hope everything goes well tonight.

I hate surprises. THANKS

.

Please.

Beautiful people, it's R 101, my name is Marco

Balestri, as always it's the show of a lifetime, very personal.

Ollinea, Benedetta, ready to be blessed. Good morning Marc.

So there you have it, you have a

very personal story for us, what can you tell us, blessed?

Marco, I want to tell you that my

friend Luca has a friend who is a real asshole.

Oh dear, how angry are you, why?

Look, I don't want to get you in

trouble, but I really don't want to see you stuck in the dirt.

Ai, ai, ai, but it's not like you like this friend.

Blessed? Ready?

Hello Benedetta?

Route the line.

Here it is.

I just missed it, sorry.

And now? I have an idea.

Come on, drive.

Get over it, get over it! Be

careful, don't turn, go up, go straight, pass him!

It doesn't affect me! It doesn't affect me!

Yes, be careful.

Get over yourself, come on, get over yourself!

I'm over it! Shut up, guide.

Why are you naked? Oh god, yes, I'm naked, shut up, drive!

Where are we going? You?

There is a cock.

What happens?

Good morning. Good morning.

License booklet, thank you. But why?

What did I do? Are we off to a good start?

License book?

Excuse me, is this going to take time?

But what are you looking forward to doing? I did not understand.

Do you know that according to the protocol just

approved by the Municipality of Rome, I have the material duty to check your

vehicle in all its parts and documents?

I have the power to see if you have paid the fees.

Did I pay the price? I don't know.

So what? More or less?

And there it is, my dear, at least a few hours have passed.

You better call another taxi.

How to call another taxi? Excuse me.

Listen, don't worry, I'll call you.

And no, sorry, no. Why not?

Why not. Why not.

Why not. Why not.

Why not.

Where are you?

My God, Stefanie, I don't even know what I've always been here for.

Well, is it his? No, yours?

Ok, I'm a little confused today.

What did he do yesterday in Rome?

What do I know?

And Edward? And Stefania?

But what coincidence? How are you doing?

Alright.

It's blocked thanks to this vigilant expansion, but oh well.

But how dare you?

Excuse me, look, I have handcuffs.

Anyway, miss, you are on the wrong track.

But how does he drive, among other things?

And what is it?

Come on, come on, I'm leaving. THANKS

.

Now he wants to see my hot cock, doesn't he?

But what does that do to me? Average eroticism.

Come on, come on, take me home, I'll even pay you two years' pension. Come go

.

The trip went well ?

Yes, yes, very good, thank you.

Look, I have to spend some time at home, I hope it's no problem.

No, no, of course. Even better.

So maybe if I can, I'll freshen up before tonight.

Nothing else? Like, how?

I say, if you need something, ask for it.

No, no, thank you, I'm fine.

He is also very excited.

I'm about to meet Mattia's parents.

Think about it, today we didn't talk about anything else.

I have something to tell you.

A very important thing.

I don't want you to think I'm telling you just because I'm leaving.

Paco has recovered, I don't know how long, I will keep you informed.

To welcome.

It's my house?

She is very beautiful.

What do I offer you?

What's wrong?

Miru White.

That's good, yes yes.

So, do you mind if I just use the bathroom for a second?

No, go ahead. Over there?

Yes OK.

Here it is.

It is a very special wine.

You will feel it like a bouquet, floral, slightly dry but very sweet.

I hope you like. Yours.

Does this disgust you?

No, of course, it's good, it's a bit of a new flavor.

Nine? This is also what Mattia always says.

Nine. To Mattia.

To Mattia. To Mattia.

All this in one sip. All?

Yes all.

Do you know Mattia's parents?

And what types are they?

She is submissive to the typical authoritarian Italians.

They don't seem very typical to me, given the way

they perceived their son's homosexuality, right?

Yes, it's true.

Do you know that it was me who pushed Mattia and told his parents?

I was terrified, poor thing.

When I came back to Madrid, his mother wrote me a letter

welcoming me to the family, it was very nice.

Yes? And I even spoke to him on the phone.

Who is it?

No, I called her to thank her for the letter.

Tell. There he is, it's already him.

Listen to me. How do we do it?

Do I do it to Mrs. Borghese? Hello Hello.

Stay there. Bye Bye. No.

Genovese, from Genovese.

But what do you do? Genoese?

My God, no, it's normal.

Yes, a normal woman. Want to...

Hello? Ready?

Hello Madam, my name is Edward.

I called him to please me with the letter.

But go figure, the important thing is that you and Mattia love each other, that doesn't count.

However, my husband and I give you

our blessing, but please don't make my little one suffer.

I would never do that, ma'am.

And I know, Mattia told me you were so good.

Good good.

I'm so sorry, honey, but I have to go because I have riding lessons.

You know, the studs are waiting for me. Very good madam.

I hope to see you soon.

Greetings to your husband. I will present.

Goodbye to you. Goodbye to you.

Yes yes. I was good. Did

he believe it?

Yes, I would say yes.

All right.

Pure this fact.

Is everything ready for this getaway to Alcatraz? If you have a lot, right?

Um, a little.

That's typical of me.

To find the courage to leave, I have to change countries.

At least you didn't have to have four kids

with the mechanic who fixed your scooter, you know.

By the way, how is the piston?

Well, it's in the workshop.

Oma, he's not coming to dinner.

Even if he comes without taking this shower, it doesn't matter.

What an asshole.

Listen, but let's talk about serious things.

Mom, now he's suicidal and that's fine.

But dad, how did you take this initial story?

Do you know that I don't know?

I've given him so many disappointments that he won't even notice.

Mattia, he's been gone for 15 years.

But what do you care about them?

Always a fan of being perfect. I?

Yes when?

Always, my brothers.

And you don't know what problem you're behind?

Look at Mattia how good he is, look at

Mattia what kind of drink he brings, look at Mattia who didn't get pregnant.

And what a hassle!

Yes, seen like that, I would say so too.

But I don't hate you.

I'm sorry for you.

Who knows what anxiety.

Maybe it's because I was a sweet boy.

Listen, this might make you laugh.

I've always envied you. Tome?

Yes. But what are you saying ?

Because you always did what you wanted.

You never let anyone push you around.

In short, you always remained yourself.

Forced, but consistent. Oh my God, what is it?

Bernardo, don't get sick! Excuse me.

Breathe.

But are you sure Mattia told you he was coming to get me here?

I am very sure of it.

A moment.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, it's a scene. THANKS

. Listen, Mattia, I wanted to tell you something.

I had to put a lot of pressure,

but there is a team from a small town near Madrid that would be ready to

accept, because you are my son, obviously.

Look, thanks Dad, but I'll be in so much trouble myself that I don't think I'll find

time to get beat up.

Instead, maybe I could come next week?

I'll give you a hand, Mattia. I'll do some laundry for you.

Mom, they also have washing machines in Spain.

Thank you anyway.

But you have to know how to start them, you're not very practical.

Me at your age...

And you at his age, I didn't even know how to make a fried egg.

But what does mom say? But what am I saying?

You went on your first vacation and came back

after two days because you're here. But what worried you.

There is old age just from being part of it.

But do you understand, dad, how you are in Cesenatico?

What a laugh, what a laugh, idiot.

Only two. As a

return, right?

I don't want her to get upset and give birth here.

You still haven't learned that a fourth child takes nine months.

We like to keep you ready, Dad.

Ready.

Ste.

Why don't I take it?

Wait but!

What is it, Mati? Do

not go.

It's just Gisella, I have to return the pots he lent us for dinner.

But come back soon.

Samantha, have you thought of any names?

But if it's a boy, we said to ourselves: No, another boy, right?

And that's it, no.

But you think I know, is it beautiful? What

do you take and order what you want? Look at this.

And then we know that the sex of the boy depends on the man, not the woman.

And what do you know?

Because the other day the antenna went down

and if only Rai Uno and I were there, I knew I had to see the Super Quark.

And now you see it's my fault?

And I know it is.

Pietro Angela says it, I don't say it.

O I'm looking for you to adapt well to my daughter, you don't count for shit at home.

Rodolphe!

What's new? I'm kidding?

We can't even joke around at home now.

Your house?

Your house?

It’s been three years since you’ve been home.

And even before you ran off with that fat whore who

cut your hair, it wasn't your house, it was our house.

Good boy! Good boy!

Good boy!

You are completly crazy.

I have never been healthier.

Mad!

This was the case when I was trying to navigate my way from one rent game to another.

I was crazy

when I thought you would figure out for yourself what an asshole you were.

I was a raving lunatic.

But now I'm...

Healed.

I don't recognize her anymore.

So I don't understand why

we have to ruin Mattia's last dinner here.

No, don't pay attention to me.

Rodolfo, we are all very happy that you are here.

But if you can't

behave yourself, you might as well get up and leave now. Did

you evacuate?

No, so that we can continue to eat in peace.

You're right. Apologize to everyone and let's not talk about it anymore.

Let's not exaggerate.

Rodolfo, I told you to apologize immediately or you will leave my house!

Mom, what's wrong? Sorry!

Or I'll refer you to the transfer office.

Excuse me. Have we not heard?

No no.

Sorry everyone.

Yes, but tell me about that.

So I don't eat anything at lunch

, in the evening I want to fuck myself, that's also a bad thing.

Women. I have to tell myself something.

I have to tell myself something.

It was good that you chose us. THANKS.

Sorry Chagré.

I have something to tell you.

Sorry my love, but we didn't hear you.

Yes.

So, it's a bit embarrassing.

Of course, there’s nothing wrong with that, absolutely.

But it's one of those things that I say, I don't say, in short,

you never really know if someone doesn't want to say it or not.

But then he says it, it's not that I won't tell you.

Actually, I'll tell you.

Excuse me.

The package is blocked, eat peacefully.

And... Nothing, I wanted to tell you that...

That I'm going to miss you.

No, it's not okay... Yes, it's okay.

Applause, okay. Yes.

A round of applause.

Yes,

these potatoes are delicious.

He is right.

I love it, a little glass for mom too.

But you shouldn't talk to me about chagra, especially when I'm eating.

Would you like a drink? It

's diabetes, go ahead. WHO?

Even low in diabetes.

I read it in a motorcycle magazine.

The truth.

This is shit, you really are shit.

Didn't you see that we were arguing earlier and she did that thing?

But I've seen it, but she can do what she wants.

But for me, I don't have time.

But you because she's your mother, and so when

your mother does something, you don't want to hear it.

I'm gay.

And I'm so ashamed.

But a lot.

Not for being gay.

I'm ashamed that I didn't find the courage to tell you sooner.

I'm ashamed that I was afraid.

That you could refuse me.

Because maybe it happens, right?

Because good Mattia, this time, is disappointed.

But

in all the years I tried not to disappoint you, I disappointed myself.

SO? Did

you see, Samy?

The perfect Mattia is not as perfect as he seems.

Mom.

Father.

Bad news.

In all likelihood, there will be no grandchildren on this side.

Fidio, I bless you, Bernardo, because...

You did something for both of us.

Listen, I feel something inside right now.

I think what pride.

I love her to death.

I don't know if you will be,

but I really think you should be happy for me.

I understand the shock, but now would also be a good time to say something.

Here is.

Who starts ?

There is a problem, there isn't. It's not there for me.

Mattia, we all knew that.

Yes, Mattia.

We knew it. Yes.

And if ? At will.

Do you want? Why?

And don't you remember that time on the rugby field?

The t-shirt thief.

And of!

And of!

So you saw me during...

Well, we knew that.

But we didn't really know how to approach the subject.

Look, we need to give him a hand.

We tell them directly.

Mattia, and you?

It's good for us. What do you say?

He's a man now.

Will he handle this on his own or not?

It's typical.

You men are absolutely incapable of facing problems head on.

No,

it's you who can't wait to visit you at home.

Here is.

And you?

But who stops you in Spain?

Did you keep paying on purpose?

Well, let me tell you.

Can I say something now?

You had a lot of courage, Mattia, this evening.

But maybe next time you tell us

something, you won't make us wait 25 years. THANKS

. Promise.

I propose a toast for Mattia.

To Mattia.

To Mattia!

To Mattia, are you sure you are overwhelmed?

Wait.

Sorry, so you also know that the t-shirt thief's name is Eduard?

Yes.

And that I'm going to live in Spain with him?

Yes.

Well.

Forget that?

I'm just sorry I didn't get to meet him.

Grandmother. This one is better, honestly it's not.

The first time he comes to visit us, I'll let you meet him.

I don't know if I can.

And I don't know when.

They will give me a vacation!

Dear Ms. Yolanda Riberla,

I would like to inform you that you have passed the selection, blah blah blah blah blah.

Please contact

our office and human resources as soon as possible, blah blah blah, best regards etc.

etc. etc. etc. Wait a minute.

Sorry everyone, since we are in the mood to

party, my love, if this time you make me a girl, these are for you.

But what are you doing ? Open, open.

Come on.

To hate.

But it is the one that is eternal.

It's full. Stop drinking, there's diabetes, do you want to die here tonight?

I'm quiet, Morgan. I was ready to explain that not all gays want to change their gender,

not all gays match colors well, and not all gays listen to Lady Gaga. But you really are an asshole.

Come on, be careful, little girl, little girl.

No, my love, she's not a little girl, she's a little girl.

Because this time I swear, here

in front of my family, I will do my best to do it for you.

But then this story of Pietro Angela.

But Pietro Angela, what do you understand? But let's talk about it.

But they didn't deceive me.

Ste.

I don't want you to leave.

Come on, Ste.

It's stupid of you to leave.

This might even work for me.

But now, as I tell my parents, what do

you do?

I want you a lot too.

I like.

I like. Have a

good trip.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh there.

What happens?

Or what time is it?

It's good.

It couldn't get any better.

I'm going home.

But dinner? Did

you miss it?

Don't worry, let's go back to Madrid now.

Sleep my love, calmly.

I'll be awake in a moment.

All right.

In a matter of seconds, I made a decision that changed my life.

I didn't know if it would be a success or a disaster.

What I did know

was that both options were better than the situation I found myself in.

Listen, look, who is there?

At?

Who do we have here?

Have you understood?

He

's there? There is?

Too much gas?

Alba, they beat me.

And knowing you, you deserved it.

Look what they did to you. To hate!

I have?

I can't be kidding, it's a steel day today.

He doesn't bother me anymore. THANKS

.

Drive, mom.

The madness is over.

You love the woman, don't you?

Yes, you want to keep doing what you're doing.

But let Bernardo move, Annave is not up to it, wait for us.

Wait a minute, it leaves in four hours and not two minutes, eh.

I don't know.

It's just that the car has to go slowly, because I'm feeling nauseous.

I feel nauseous. No

, uh, no. Well no.

But another time you said it was the last.

Amo, do you see it's my fault?

Do you think I was alone?

But it's your fault, yes.

You haven't counted the days.

My love, but after four children, do you still trust my calculations?

Come on.

And come on, I feel like he's another sissy.

I feel like it's another mortgage. Do

you want another little sister?

They want it too.

Come on, let's go to the cross, my love, let's go.

Come, ma'am, I'll let you try.

Put your hands like this, well done.

And now rub, rub. I only

have 35 years left before I finally retire.

Here darling, you see the brush, he used it like an artist.

Look how beautiful you are, finally a woman.

Look at those eyes of yours, make the most of them, right? Do you find it? Do

n't you know that you are really beautiful?

Anna, okay my love, but there is a problem for you.

And no.

And you never took the first step anyway.

Why? What I said?

It's not what you said, but how you said it.

Beccia, I don't apologize, what are you doing?

Are you going back to your mother?

Like

the first lie that is under a bed which

is then like a treasure chest and nothing is ever protected.

Like in a game of chance where we deny everything and nothing and where there are no feelings.

A

morning without sun, non-stop, all good things, no memories and that's it.

A morning in a bar, at the last

table, a coffee, a silence, how much does that cost you?

As mentioned, your eyes take care of it.

As mentioned, you don't need to touch me.

It's like saying nothing, the truth is the smell of your heart.

Like unsaid things, they think about them As between the eyes, like unsaid things, No need for it to

touch me as if I had said nothing, so much the truth to the scent of your heart.

Like the unsaid things your eyes take care of, like the unsaid things you don't need to touch me

as if you had said nothing, so much the truth in the scent of your heart.

Forget that.

All the times I told you okay, delete and do this.

Forget that.

All the places and ways of being together and then referring to each other.

Forget that.

It's not the arrival that counts, it's the journey that counts, you understood that late.

Forget that.

But life ends the dream and you wake up as an adult.

The second lie you always carry

with you doesn't need a chest to cover you now.

Those evenings when I saw you, always

behind a fence, with these quirky chinos and this furtive step, like a

little forger, the step of an alley and no one will fall.

Such a ridiculous crime.

Like the unsaid, your eyes take care of them. Like the unsaid, you don't need to touch me

as if you had said nothing so much as the truth in the scent of your heart.

You see that everything is always an

open project, we are neither the model daughter nor the perfect son.

Sincere choices, chest grabs,

color patches, perfection is just a concept.

The love that binds, the love that refuses like

a retorted stone, the weight that attaches to us, a page of life that turns

while we try to find a solution but love cannot be explained. not.

Like the unsaid, your eyes take care of it, like the unsaid, you don't need to touch me.

How saying nothing gives truth to the scent of your heart.

Forget that.

Forget that.