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Hey!
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Ho!
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Here she is, the big attraction!
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Ethel, the human chimpanzee!
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She reads, writes, plays
the piano, and milks a cow!
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Aha!
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Something for men only, Lady
Godiva, and Peeping Tom.
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Wait a minute!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ohhh!
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Wait, wait a minute!
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Get off of my face!
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That settles it.
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That's the last time that I'm gonna
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be in this end of the horse.
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Well, I can't go in there.
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Why?
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Well, you look better
in that end than I do.
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Do you mean to insinuate
that I look like a horse's...
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Come on, come on, you guys.
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Get busy, hurry up there
now, make it snappy.
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Get a move on around here.
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There's too much stalling going on.
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Yes, sir.
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Give me a hand.
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Here.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the
next stupendous attraction will
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be the one and only Destructo,
the cannon-ball king.
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Ow!
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Aah!
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Hold this a minute.
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You ruined my first trick.
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Get the cannon ready.
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Yes, sir.
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Announce the cannon trick.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the great
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Destructo will capture cannonball
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shot from a real cannon,
and that is not all,
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ladies and gentlemen,
Destructo will be blindfolded.
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Oh, it's gonna...
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Get out of here quick, it's...
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Well, after seven weeks
of continuous rains and no
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business, I'm afraid
we've got to fold up.
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I'm flat broke.
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Well, how about our salary?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, and how about me?
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You haven't given me one
dime since we left Houston.
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Well, now, just a minute.
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I can't give you what I haven't got,
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and I want to do the right thing.
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I've got a plan.
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I am gonna split up this
show evenly amongst you.
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How do you mean?
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I mean that each
one of you will receive
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some valuable part of the
show in place of your salary.
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Now, I am gonna take and
write each separate item
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on a piece of paper and
place them in a hat,
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and what each one of you draw, you get.
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Oh!
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I'll probably draw the talking cuckoo!
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Well, nevertheless,
that's what I'm gonna do.
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You said the same thing in Des Moines!
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You got to have money to eat!
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What'cha doing?
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I'm building a crate.
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What for?
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Look at what I drew.
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What'cha gonna do with her?
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I'm gonna try and sell it to the zoo.
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Oh.
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What did you draw?
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I got the flea circus, see?
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Keep that box closed!
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Here.
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Now keep it closed.
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Haven't I got enough trouble?
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Come on, Ethel.
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Come on, Ethel.
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Come on, Ethel!
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Aah!
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Ah!
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Oh, maybe she likes you
better than she does me.
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Go see what you can do with her.
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Aah!
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Get some rope, and we'll tie him up.
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Aah!
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Get back in there!
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Go on, get in there!
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Get, get, get back in!
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Go on, get in there!
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Stan!
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Get in there!
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Oh, no!
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Stan!
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Oh, Stan!
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Stan! Get...
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What'd you get in there for?
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None of your business,
get me out of here!
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Get him in there!
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Get him in there and nail it up.
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Now nail it up.
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Nail it up quick so
he won't get out, now.
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Oh, the lion, the lion!
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Get... oh!
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Let's get out!
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Oh, come on!
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I guess we'd better get a room.
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How are we gonna pay for that?
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We haven't got a dime.
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Well, that's simple.
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Why, tomorrow, we'll, uh...
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Tomorrow, we'll sell Ethel, then you
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and me will be on easy street.
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Oh, alright, let's get
a room with twin beds.
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Why twin beds?
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One for me.
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Well, I can't sleep with the monkey.
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Oh, she won't mind.
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You don't mind sleeping
with Ollie, do ya?
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No, she doesn't.
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Come on, Ethel.
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Twin beds.
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What's the matter, Joe?
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You're a bundle of nerves.
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Oh, it's that
rattle-brained wife of mine.
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She's at it again!
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What is she up to now?
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She went out this afternoon,
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and here it is, 11:00,
and she's not back yet.
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If I thought she was
chasing around again...
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Well...
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I wouldn't be responsible
for my actions!
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Oh, forget it, Joe, you're getting
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worked up over nothing.
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You wait here, and I'll go
and see if I can get a room.
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Ah!
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There she is now.
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I'd like to be alone.
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Well, I guess I'll be going.
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Come in here!
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Oh, I beg your pardon, I
thought you were my wife.
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Well, that's quite all right.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, I'd like to get a room.
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Why, certainly, sir.
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Here, just register right
here, there you are.
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Sh!
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Aah, there's...
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Oh, what in heaven's name is that?
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Oh, yes, I forgot to
mention one little item.
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We'd like to keep the monkey
here for the night, too.
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No monkeys in my hotel!
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Get it out of here!
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We can't leave it outside.
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No, he might get cold
and die of ammonia.
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Not ammonia, he means pewmonia.
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I don't care if you
all die of pewmonia!
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Get it out of here!
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Well, if we leave the monkey
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outside, can we have our room?
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Alright, but get the
monkey out of here!
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This is no zoo!
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Get it out, get it out of here!
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Get it out of here!
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Go on, go on!
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Go, get out of here!
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Go!
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Now, why did you come running
in there with the monkey?
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I just saw MGM.
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What do you mean, MGM?
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He came around the...
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Go, go!
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Let's go get our room.
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Didn't you hear the landlord say
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that we couldn't bring
the monkey in there?
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I know he did, but
what are we going to do,
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we can't stay here all night!
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I got an idea, get in there.
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Now, you sneak her upstairs quietly
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and throw my clothes out the window.
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And suppose the landlord sees us?
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Why, he'll think it's me.
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Go ahead.
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Let Ethel get it, she can
reach further than you.
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Oh!
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Ethel!
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Come in here!
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No!
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Lion's in there.
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That's a good idea.
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What?
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Lock her in there for the night.
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Have you got a lock?
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No, "Have you got a lock?"
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Aah!
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Will you quit your playing?
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Get out of here.
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Why don't you lie
still and go to sleep?
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You're the most fidgety
person I ever saw.
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Move over.
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Ouch!
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How many times have I told
you to trim your toe nails?
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Aah, get out of there!
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Come on, get out of there.
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Now, sleep in there.
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Oh!
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What'd you do with the flea circus?
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Don't throw those things on me!
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Quit shaking them out.
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Come on, we'll get in the other bed.
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Ethel, will you stop
that and come to bed?
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Ethel, will you let him alone?
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Ethel, will you stop it and go to bed?
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Ethel!
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If that fat-headed landlord finds
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she's in here, he'll throw us all out.
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Open that door!
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Come on, open that door!
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Oh, that's him now, let's hide her.
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Let's hide her.
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I know she's in there, open that door!
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Let me in, or I'll break the door down!
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Bring her in here!
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Open this door, I tell you!
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I know she's in there!
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Lay down.
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Open that door!
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Open that door up, open that door!
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Let me in there, I say!
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Oh, the fleas!
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You want me to break this door down?
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Open it, you open it!
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Where is she?
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Where is who?
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My...
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My Ethel.
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No!
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Aha!
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Now, what did you get...
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Now, there you are!
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You deceitful trifler, you!
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To think that you would do this to me!
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You, the bearer of my name,
the mother of my children!
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You know that I've loved you,
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loved you more than life itself!
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Oh, Ethel!
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Get that thing out of here!
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But you said you loved her...
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Get it out of here!
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Get that thing out of here.
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Get it out of here!
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Come on, Ethel.
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Come on, and get out of here.
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Aah!
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