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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:21,367 Captioning made possible by vidmark entertainment 4 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:30,133 captioning made possible by vidmark entertainment 5 00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:32,867 [rock music playing] 6 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:53,667 I think violence is always justified 7 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,067 some of the time. 8 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,633 Hey, grover. 9 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,733 Hey, gail. 10 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,367 [Gail] Would you rather be stranded on a desert island 11 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,000 with macneil or lehrer? 12 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:06,200 [Man] Ebert. 13 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:18,467 i'll tell you the worst thing 14 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,133 about losing a foot. 15 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,867 Hey, man! 16 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:55,167 jane, i knew you'd win the fiction prize. 17 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,633 You're--you're a brilliant writer. 18 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,733 Would you like to dance? 19 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,067 Oh, I would, lester, 20 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:04,200 but I find you irritatingly attractive. 21 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:05,200 Ha. 22 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:08,700 Ah, here's my drunk boyfriend. 23 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,567 I was going to wear my goatee tonight. 24 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,800 Wouldn't that have been embarrassing? 25 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,500 Goatee season is in bloom. 26 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,567 It's those film majors. 27 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,667 I almost put vodka in your cran-orange. 28 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,500 I don't know how you could not drink at these parties. 29 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:27,167 I saw you trip when you got your diploma. 30 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,033 Careful. 31 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,733 You got pig-in-a-blanket on your chin. 32 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,200 Oh, congratulations on the fiction prize. 33 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:34,667 You could have won if you'd submitted. 34 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,500 At least it would have been close. 35 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,833 Even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns, 36 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:43,500 it's a coincidence that we were both wearing black. 37 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:44,467 Thank you. 38 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,967 That's almost a sweet thing for you to say. 39 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,700 To life after college. 40 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,333 Hey, do you forget things ever when you drink? 41 00:03:02,367 --> 00:03:04,333 You mean black out? No. 42 00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:06,067 I don't really black out, 43 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,133 but I don't always remember everything. 44 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:10,633 You think that's reason for concern? 45 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,733 Probably. 46 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,700 What do you mean, probably? 47 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:16,133 You've got a drinking problem. 48 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:18,200 Get help. 49 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,700 Is that a pajama top? 50 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:25,200 No. 51 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:27,200 Yes. 52 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,200 You know, you're sneaky like that, 53 00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:36,400 like that thing in that movie. 54 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,300 No, i'm not like him. 55 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,500 [Man] Hey, jane! 56 00:03:39,533 --> 00:03:41,533 Czechoslovakia! Wild. 57 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:42,800 [Glass breaks] 58 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:43,733 Watch out. 59 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:45,800 You got into the university? 60 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,700 Yeah. i'm going to prague. 61 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:49,633 They called me this afternoon. 62 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,833 Someone dropped out of the program, 63 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:53,000 so there's an opening. 64 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,700 It's off to prague to go to school. 65 00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:57,667 prague's a cliche now, but... 66 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,633 How will that work 67 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:01,367 if you're living with me in brooklyn? 68 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,000 It will be the same, 69 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,967 except i'll be in prague. 70 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:05,967 "A" list brooklyn-- 71 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,667 park slope, division two manhattan. 72 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,900 prague is division one bratislava. 73 00:04:09,933 --> 00:04:11,500 You should slow down. 74 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:13,000 There's no alcohol 75 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:13,933 in that. 76 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:16,333 Czechoslovakia is just the worst place to go. 77 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:18,367 Eventually, you'll make your life 78 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,667 in the states. 79 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:20,633 Why run away now? 80 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,733 You're just postponing that "get started" year. 81 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:23,900 i'm not postponing anything. 82 00:04:23,933 --> 00:04:26,000 i'm postponing months of emotional paralysis. 83 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,400 Exactly. It's a bad idea to go directly. 84 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,567 The paralysis is just going to wait for you. 85 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,033 Will you stop writing what i'm saying? 86 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:36,167 Can we have one spontaneous conversation 87 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,467 where my dialogue doesn't end up 88 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,733 in your next story? 89 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,733 What if I want this material? 90 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:44,000 We'll see who gets it first. 91 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,133 i'm going to write 92 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:48,867 "selfish girl abandons helpless boy 93 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:51,133 for overrated country." 94 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,200 Overrated. 95 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,833 You've never even been to prague. 96 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,700 Oh, i've been to prague. 97 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:02,867 Well, I haven't been-to-prague been to prague, 98 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,500 but I know that thing-- 99 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:05,667 that stop shaving your armpits, 100 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,900 read the unbearable lightness of being, 101 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:11,300 "now I realize how bad american coffee is" thing. 102 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,167 Beer. They have good beer. 103 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,733 "How bad american beer is" thing. 104 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,733 "How bad american beer is--" 105 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:21,200 I heard you the first time. 106 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:28,833 I am so glad to find an actual adult 107 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:30,033 at one of these parties. 108 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:33,833 It's really just a bunch of freaked-out kids. 109 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,033 Yeah. 110 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,133 i'm josselyn. 111 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,667 What an interesting name. i'm chet. 112 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,167 chet. 113 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,500 Hello. 114 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:43,167 So what do you do? 115 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,667 i'm a philosophy/ german major. 116 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:46,667 Ha ha! 117 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,633 Philosophy/german? I don't get it. 118 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,200 You're not still a student, are you? 119 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,633 Oh, yeah. Well, technically-- 120 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,533 at least until i complete my thesis, 121 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:58,767 which is becoming more and more overwhelming each year. 122 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:02,067 This third tome has become quite a battle, 123 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:02,967 which is odd 124 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,167 because the second book came effortlessly. 125 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,567 How many years have you been here? 126 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,500 Oh, god, it will be... 10 come january? 127 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:14,567 But I skipped a semester my sophomore year. 128 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,667 Ha ha! Yeah. 129 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,700 Ahh... 130 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,033 Nice party. 131 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,667 Yes, about as good as the one three years ago, 132 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,867 and much better than last year, 133 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:28,133 although in my opinion, 134 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,833 this doesn't hold a candle 135 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,700 to the one six years ago. 136 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:34,067 There was a horse at that one. 137 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,900 I didn't go to the one five years ago. 138 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:40,833 I think I just didn't feel like a party, but... 139 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,700 But... 140 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,000 Hmm. 141 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,967 My parents fly in from chicago, 142 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,200 rent these swank digs, booze otis up, 143 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:54,033 but it's still not up to his standards. 144 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,833 I felt antsy. I couldn't eat. 145 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:58,667 You have two emotions-- antsy and testy. 146 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,600 And now i'm antsy. 147 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:02,167 What? Come on, i'm a little guy. 148 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,167 You're enormous. 149 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,567 You know what I mean. i'm little. 150 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,667 You're like a monster. You're huge. 151 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,500 But inside, i'm little. i'm small. 152 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:11,400 As a little guy, 153 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:14,500 I can't do the things bigger guys do. 154 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,867 [Woman] Boys. 155 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,833 You're out of your mind. 156 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:19,667 [Man] Where's grover? 157 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,233 [Woman laughing] 158 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:23,033 First thing i'm going to do 159 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:26,467 is read all the great short novels. 160 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,500 Want to get married? 161 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:29,833 You o.K.? 162 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,000 [Woman] Yes. Yes, I do. 163 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:33,033 Because you fell. 164 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:35,000 Name eight movies where monkeys play a key role. 165 00:07:35,033 --> 00:07:38,333 Ding! Going ape. Mighty joe young. 166 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:40,333 For all of our sakes, 167 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:42,167 I hope nobody gets this. 168 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,200 King kong. 169 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:46,167 In a few hours, i'm going to lose all identity. 170 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,367 Eight hours ago, i was max belmont, 171 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,567 english major, college senior. 172 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,900 Now I am max belmont who does nothing. 173 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:53,033 What are you talking about? 174 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:55,000 Monkeys, monkeys, ted and alice. 175 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,667 All my accomplishments are in the past. 176 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,333 O.K., monkeys is a stupid subject. 177 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,667 Yeah, monkeys is stupid. 178 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah. 179 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,067 How about name me 180 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,300 six empiricist philosophers? 181 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,233 O.K. Hume. 182 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:10,533 Ding! Hume...Then all the other ones. 183 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:14,567 Skippy, how about worst-case scenarios after graduation? 184 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,733 Ding! 185 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:16,900 Heart attack. 186 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:19,000 Ding! Live in milwaukee. 187 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:20,733 Live in milwaukee. 188 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,667 Forget everything you learned. 189 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,800 I didn't learn enough to forget. 190 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,500 Honey, you did not ding in, 191 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:30,867 and this is definitely not for juniors. 192 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:36,033 i'm sorry. I was completely out of line there. 193 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:39,500 Ding! Forget everything you learned. 194 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,367 Really, skippy. 195 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,300 Um... 196 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,867 Monkeys, monkeys, ted and alice. 197 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,167 Carnal monkeys. 198 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,667 prague. 199 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,300 You'll come back a bug. 200 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,500 You could maybe sympathize 201 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:56,200 with my choice of prague over brooklyn. 202 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,800 I--i quit. 203 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:06,167 What do you mean you quit? 204 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,167 I quit. 205 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,300 First you only smoke after meals, 206 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,167 then once or twice a day, 207 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,200 and now suddenly you're quitting. 208 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:15,833 You can come with me, you know. 209 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:17,967 What's for me in prague? 210 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,200 Places kafka lived. 211 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:22,200 Me. 212 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,300 All of a sudden, you just stopped smoking? 213 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,067 Meanwhile, i'm up to two packs a day. 214 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,800 20 years, I handle peer pressure. 215 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,400 Senior year, you get me addicted. 216 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,233 Because you smoke, i should? 217 00:09:34,267 --> 00:09:35,967 No, but what you did-- 218 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,833 yes, you should smoke, too. 219 00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,733 I told you i was quitting. 220 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,667 You didn't pay any attention. 221 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,700 Grover, you're not interested in me 222 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,500 unless i'm suffering like you. 223 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,300 You're like a child sometimes. 224 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,800 Yeah, but if i was a child, 225 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,667 you'd find that endearing. 226 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,467 [Man] Hey, jane! prague! Whoo! 227 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,200 Yeah, i'll whoo you. 228 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:08,100 I don't know what else to say. 229 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:14,200 Do you have anything you'd like to add? 230 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,700 Josselyn! Hi. 231 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:24,867 Hi. 232 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,000 chet. chet, my man! 233 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,667 louis, my friend! 234 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,133 louis! 235 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,633 Oh, louis! 236 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:32,567 Tell me-- 237 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,967 did you graduate accidentally or on purpose? 238 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,167 i'll miss you, man. 239 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,233 i'll miss you, my friend. 240 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,333 I love you. 241 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:41,233 louis, i love you, too. 242 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:44,700 i've got to go now. Bye-bye. 243 00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:48,400 So how does that work? 244 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,033 Do i have to start 245 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,233 paying back my loan, like, tomorrow? 246 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:55,700 i'm going to go look for pot. 247 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,600 Don't you sometimes wish 248 00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:02,300 there was another position in sex? 249 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,567 Just something else to do? 250 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,567 Hey, grover, 251 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,667 worst-case scenario after graduation. 252 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,700 Ding. 253 00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:11,667 jane dumps me to move to prague. 254 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:15,933 I spend the rest of my life with you idiots. 255 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:26,600 [Airplane taking off] 256 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:31,000 That was more of a yield at that stop sign. 257 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,300 I broke, thanks. 258 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,133 No. It was more of a yield. 259 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,233 Flight 368 to chicago 260 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:39,567 now boarding at gate 7. 261 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,700 Look at him. 262 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,900 What's in milwaukee? 263 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:46,733 Your graduate school. 264 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,800 Your...What does he study? 265 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,667 Uh, mechanical engineering? 266 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,000 Mechanical engineering. Right. Go. 267 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,333 I hate readjusting my watch. 268 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,700 Don't check your bags. 269 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,667 God! I hate fooling with a watch. 270 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,467 Oh, I can't change my habits. 271 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,700 i'll be sleeping all day, awake all night. 272 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,567 It's milwaukee. 273 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,300 It's only an hour's difference, otis. 274 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,733 i'll be hungry at 5:00, 275 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:11,833 ready for local news at 4:00. 276 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,300 This is useless. 277 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,200 We just have to walk away 278 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:18,200 like mothers in nursery school. 279 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,200 Bye, otis. 280 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,867 [Moan] 281 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,167 Well, that settles otis. 282 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,300 What I used to be able to pass off 283 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,633 as just another bad summer 284 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:50,533 could now potentially turn into a bad life. 285 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,667 Ah! The fan. The trusty fan. 286 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,533 Everyone brings this to school, 287 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,667 uses this for about three or four days, 288 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,667 then shoves it in the closet 289 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,733 for the remainder of the semester. 290 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:06,533 I use that fan all the time. 291 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,167 All the time. 292 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,167 Oh. O.K. 293 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,700 Cool. 294 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,033 Kudos, miami! 295 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,033 Hi, friedrich. 296 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:18,233 You are looking lovely this semester, 297 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:20,300 more appropriate for a runway 298 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,000 than these environs. 299 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,167 [Something drops] 300 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,333 [Skippy] Fuck! 301 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,000 What are you doing here? 302 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:28,567 Well, what is wrong with this picture? 303 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,500 Some explaining? I thought you graduated. 304 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:34,533 Yeah, I did. i'm just helping miami move in. 305 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,533 Actually, I might be living around here. 306 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,467 I haven't decided. 307 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,900 i've got all these decisions. 308 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:45,700 Hey, jacob, how are you? 309 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,033 jesus. 310 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,700 [max humming beautiful dreamer] 311 00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:26,067 God. I have that horrible song stuck in my head. 312 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,633 Hum something so I can get rid of it. 313 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,200 [Humming] 314 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,700 I don't know that. Hum something else. 315 00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,633 * beautiful soy 316 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:47,700 * beautiful beer 317 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,967 [answering machine beeps] 318 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,467 Who bought black-eyed peas? 319 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,033 Grover, it's dad. Call me. 320 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,733 i'm in boston at the greenbergs'. 321 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:58,367 Did you see the knicks-bulls exhibition on saturday? 322 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,300 Call me there to discuss. 323 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,200 [Music playing] 324 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,733 I just spent my last $20 on groceries. 325 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:10,833 You're poor. 326 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,133 Yeah. Since graduation, 327 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,833 i'm poor, and you're rich. 328 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:14,933 We are no longer equal. 329 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:18,300 My parent are rich. You know what I wish? 330 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,700 I wish we were just going off to war. 331 00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:22,733 Hmm. 332 00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:23,800 Or retiring. 333 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,700 I wish I was just retiring 334 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:28,500 after a lifetime of hard labor. 335 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,633 [Knock on door] 336 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,200 Get down! 337 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,300 Why? 338 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,500 Get down! 339 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,733 It's a cookie man. 340 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,500 He goes door-to-door. 341 00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:38,867 I saw him earlier. 342 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,167 He is so hard 343 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,133 to say "no" to. 344 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,467 Just stay down. I can't handle him. 345 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,000 He'll go away soon. 346 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,067 [Pounding on door] 347 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,367 How long do we have to stay down here? 348 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,033 Go away, cookie man. 349 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,700 Cookie man? 350 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:01,400 What the hell are you doing here? 351 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,467 I felt antsy. 352 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,567 There is more reason for me to stay. 353 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,667 It's remarkable. 354 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,667 But milwaukee and graduate school? 355 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,700 i'm going to defer my admission. 356 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:14,300 i'll move back in with my mom for a while. 357 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,133 Hi, kids. 358 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:18,000 Got you a little back-to-school gift. 359 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,167 Oh, great! Dictionary! 360 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,167 Hey, i'm going to look up blowjob. 361 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,167 This is great, chet, really. Thanks a lot. 362 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,667 Did you have fun at the airport? 363 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,633 Yeah. 364 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,700 Oh, here. I got you some magazines. 365 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,867 Thanks. 366 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,700 What would you rather do-- 367 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,567 fuck a cow or lose your mother? 368 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,067 Fuck a cow. 369 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,300 Cow fucker. 370 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,200 What would you rather do-- 371 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,633 fuck peppermint patty or lucy? 372 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,067 Uh, lucy. 373 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,800 lucy fucker. 374 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,833 What would you rather do-- 375 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,867 fuck a cow or a turkey? 376 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,167 Wild or farm-raised? 377 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,167 No idea. Just answer the question. 378 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,533 turkey. 379 00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,433 turkey fucker. 380 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:02,533 I regret not taking my junior year abroad. 381 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,867 Skippy, don't let friedrich bother you. 382 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,300 He doesn't bother me. 383 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,833 I said I wish i had taken 384 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,800 my junior year abroad. 385 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,667 He's this euro-trash guy. 386 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,167 You--a cow or lose your mother? 387 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,300 What? 388 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,367 Would you rather fuck a cow 389 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,800 or lose your mother? 390 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,200 Who's asking the question? 391 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,000 Answer the question! 392 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,333 Neither, thanks. 393 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:29,367 He doesn't like to fuck. 394 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,233 I don't know! A cow! 395 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,333 Cow fucker. 396 00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,367 That's his thing. 397 00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:37,700 [Blues music playing] 398 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,200 There. 399 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:53,367 Yeah, you're right. 400 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,600 If they hadn't called a technical on riley, 401 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,967 they would have won. 402 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,300 Hey, who won bud bowl ii? 403 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,867 [Toilet flushes] 404 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,000 That is a bad habit. 405 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,533 You really ought to finish that in the bathroom. 406 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,467 And that call with half a minute left? 407 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,833 Ewing was pushed. 408 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,633 Ha ha! 409 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,633 Oh, that's good. 410 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,467 It was definitely a push. 411 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,267 Hey, fellas. What's up? 412 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,133 Hey, chet. 413 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,167 [Chet] Skippy. 414 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,833 Hold on, dad. 415 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,467 What are you doing with that? 416 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,700 I packed it by accident. 417 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,867 [Grover] Oakley plays rough. 418 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,300 Did you see all the people moving in? 419 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,300 How are the freshmen biddies? 420 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,967 Best since two years ago. 421 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,300 Hmm... Yeah, well... 422 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,033 i've been doing a little research. 423 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:42,967 We know how old mozart was when he did all that. 424 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,333 Like what? 425 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,033 And keats? Big poet, keats. 426 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,633 Keats was dead by 24! 427 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,167 And tracy austin? 428 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,267 When she started playing, she was tiny. 429 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,133 Mmm...I'd like to 15-love with her, 430 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,333 if you know what I mean. 431 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,333 ace her deuce. 432 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,867 i'd fuck her on the tennis court, 433 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,800 if you get my meaning. 434 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,333 Yeah. 435 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,600 Are you wearing mascara? 436 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:14,333 No. 437 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,533 Yes. 438 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,800 Let's hit the penguin. 439 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,167 It's like, what, 1:20? 440 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,133 It's almost cocktail hour. 441 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,033 chet, tell grover we went to the penguin. 442 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,533 O.K. 443 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,433 Wait a second. 444 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:32,300 I want to see if they get this stain out. 445 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,367 It's a detergent commercial, otis. 446 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,367 They're going to get it out. 447 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,833 Well, that's bicycle grease. 448 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,333 O.K., let's go. 449 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,133 Why do you think 450 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,500 everyone on the knicks is dysfunctional, dad? 451 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:51,633 riley is not depressed. 452 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:55,333 Dad, that's silly. riley's happily married. 453 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:59,500 No, I think it's a successful marriage. 454 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,333 Look, I got to go. 455 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,467 O.K. 456 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,767 O.K., we'll discuss this. 457 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,000 All right. 458 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,833 O.K. Bye. 459 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,967 [Grover] "Was it the woman 460 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,033 "in lace-top thigh highs, 461 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,833 "the chemise and wrap, 462 00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:26,333 "the matte satin boxer pajamas, 463 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:29,500 "or the tailored strapless bra? 464 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,200 "He closed the catalog. 465 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:35,467 "Gower felt like he could shout into father's pillow, 466 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,300 and he never got her call." 467 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,233 lester. 468 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,633 This is grover's most mature work to date. 469 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:45,100 The scene with the carrot peeler really resonated. 470 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,267 The piece really had 471 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,367 a one hundred years of solitude bent to it. 472 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,333 The prose is like the bastard child of raymond carver, 473 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:56,967 like ray carver meets fitzgerald. 474 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,500 [Professor] gail. 475 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,967 When you think about it, 476 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,200 the main character has a little holden caulfield 477 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:04,333 crossed with humbert humbert 478 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:07,667 and then in that pseudo-russian novel ilk. 479 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,833 I think it's grover's best work to date. 480 00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:14,267 Yes. 481 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,200 You're pretty. 482 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:21,000 i'd like to say first off that, uh... 483 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,467 The prose is remarkable. 484 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,367 It's...Beautifully written. 485 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,433 Uh, however, 486 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:30,833 i've noticed that the characters in grover's stories 487 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,467 spend all their time discussing 488 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,167 the least important... Things-- 489 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,467 you know, like what to have for dinner, 490 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,300 who's the best-looking model 491 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,333 in the victoria's secret catalog. 492 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,033 To me, the story seemed slight. 493 00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:48,533 It had the feeling of being written in one night. 494 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,800 I think i said plenty. 495 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,600 Perhaps something rubbed miss... 496 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,600 hayworth. 497 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:59,167 Well, it seems i must have done something right 498 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,767 if ms. hayworth has reacted so strongly. 499 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,367 And this was a particularly hot issue 500 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,300 of victoria's secret. 501 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,833 They had to make some very tough decisions. 502 00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:10,500 You joke, but I really see nothing wrong 503 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:13,933 with dealing with the important subject matter. 504 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,767 All that thought and energy 505 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,000 put into saturday morning cartoons-- 506 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,333 I think it's depressing. 507 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,833 [Country music playing] 508 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,867 max, max. I put my hand in my mouth 509 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,633 after I touched that money. 510 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,300 Can that be bad for you? 511 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,933 Of course. That's how germs are spread. 512 00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:44,267 chet, two pitchers, please. 513 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,633 So my feeling is we're like a club-- 514 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:49,300 bunch of guys hanging out all the time. 515 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,633 We should have a name. 516 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,367 Something that won't sound stupid, 517 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,367 look good on a satin jacket. 518 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,433 You heard from jane, grover? 519 00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:58,367 No. We didn't end so good. 520 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,767 I got a post card from her. 521 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,367 That's one of kafka's houses. 522 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,367 Something tough. Cougars? 523 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,300 As you can probably imagine, 524 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,800 i've lost quite a few girlfriends to graduation. 525 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,533 What do you think about cougars? 526 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,133 Get the glasses. 527 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,333 Thank you, sir. 528 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,800 No, wait, man. 529 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,300 You're making me make myself dizzy. 530 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,133 Skippy wants to name our group. 531 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,333 What's the name? 532 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,200 Cougars or hawks or something. 533 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,300 We could get matching lobster bibs. 534 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,967 Forget it. Let's go to the hole. 535 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,800 No way. No hole for me. 536 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,500 That's where we're comfortable. 537 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,167 That's where the fun is. 538 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,633 The freshman biddies are there. 539 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,267 I don't need to go to a campus bar 540 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,800 to be reminded of my lack of success 541 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:49,967 with snotty college kids. 542 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,667 That's us. We're like celebrities to them. 543 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,833 No. We were celebrities. 544 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,300 Going back would be like doing hollywood squares. 545 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,300 i'm too nostalgic, i'll admit it. 546 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,167 We graduated four months ago. 547 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,367 What can you possibly be nostalgic for? 548 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,133 For conversations i had yesterday. 549 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,800 i've begun reminiscing events before they occur. 550 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:09,033 i'm reminiscing this right now. 551 00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:10,700 I can't go to the bar 552 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:13,333 because i've already looked back on it, 553 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:15,133 and I didn't have a good time. 554 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:19,500 I think i'm going to switch back to briefs. 555 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,467 kate. 556 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,000 It's great to see you. 557 00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:26,267 Grover, if you're still here, 558 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,600 you could tutor me. 559 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,133 Yeah. i'd like that. 560 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,300 It's high speed. 561 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,333 Got any stories for me to read? 562 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:36,533 Not yet. I think you're up-to-date on my oeuvre. 563 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:38,467 How's your love life, grover? 564 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,633 It's o.K. It's a c-plus. 565 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:41,867 It's o.K. 566 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:44,133 i've re-enrolled in school. 567 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:45,700 You can't do that. 568 00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:46,967 Oh, can't I? 569 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,200 chet, come over here! 570 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:51,300 Oh, god. Don't bring him over here. 571 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,300 chet! 572 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,300 Why not? He's taken every class in the school. 573 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,300 He's a mad genius. 574 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,600 It's like having a parent around. 575 00:24:58,633 --> 00:25:00,133 You can't re-enroll. 576 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,533 But I can, max. 577 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,300 I have money saved up 578 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,333 from my summer valet parking job. 579 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:07,267 That cutlass' fender i crushed 580 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,200 isn't going to sue. 581 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,300 i'm auditing classes i think I missed out on. 582 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,167 We didn't learn enough in school. 583 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,533 Now it's up to us to educate ourselves. 584 00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:18,300 I think chet will back me up. 585 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,300 What are you taking? 586 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,167 i'm taking-- what are you doing? 587 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,833 Give me that! 588 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,300 You're always taking things. 589 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,367 You're not interested in anything 590 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,633 unless someone else has it. 591 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:30,967 Who's the child? 592 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,800 This is kate, my tutee. 593 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,633 What do you know about tutoring? 594 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,300 Why does everybody have these things they do 595 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,200 that I don't know anything about? 596 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,767 Because you don't listen. I know kate. 597 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,500 Thank you. 598 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:44,167 max, you're a philosophy major. 599 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,767 You'll be interested in this. 600 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,167 i'm taking ethics, scandinavian lit, 601 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,500 personality-- 602 00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:50,700 you took personality. 603 00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:53,300 I took behavior. There's a difference. 604 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,200 A very big one. 605 00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:57,967 You know, you guys all talk the same. 606 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,533 [Max] O.K., i'm going home. I got boxes to pack. 607 00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:04,100 If mrs. eargle is teaching scandinavian lit, 608 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:05,433 I wouldn't take it. 609 00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:06,700 She's a horrible lecturer. 610 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,467 Enjoy school. It was nice to meet you, kate. 611 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,833 chet, always a pleasure. 612 00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:14,600 Sir! 613 00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:16,100 Me and max met before. 614 00:26:16,133 --> 00:26:18,267 He's just being cool. Trust me. 615 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,100 max won't ever enjoy life. 616 00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:21,600 I might have a job. 617 00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:23,467 I have a second interview. 618 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,967 Really? Great. 619 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,167 Where? 620 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,600 Video planet. 621 00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:31,200 You need a second interview at video planet? 622 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:32,333 Apparently. 623 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,800 Huh. What time is it? 624 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:37,800 Shit! i'm supposed to meet miami at the hole 625 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:38,967 five minutes ago. 626 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,800 i'll see you guys there? 627 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,300 Cougars. 628 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,967 Cougars! 629 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,333 Cougars! 630 00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:47,600 Well, that's true. That's true, rick. 631 00:26:47,633 --> 00:26:49,133 But if you'll excuse me-- 632 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,133 and i'm paraphrasing myself here-- 633 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,133 I have said before 634 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:54,967 that if plato is a fine red wine, 635 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,833 then aristotle is a dry martini. 636 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:04,167 Just...So you understand me. 637 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,667 Imagine it's going much more quickly. 638 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,833 Oh, thank you. 639 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,833 Thanks a lot. 640 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,333 Thanks very much. 641 00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:30,800 Oh, my god. 642 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,167 jesus! 643 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,867 Look at this. 644 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,200 There's, like, food in here. 645 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:37,467 In the beer. 646 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,767 There's food in the beer. 647 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,933 Return it. 648 00:27:40,967 --> 00:27:42,767 I don't want to upset her. 649 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,200 No, no! I don't want to bother her. 650 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,200 She seems irritable, a little distant. 651 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,967 I think it's been a hard day for her. 652 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,467 This might set her over the edge. 653 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,433 I want her to like me. 654 00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:57,333 I like this better anyway. 655 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:01,133 Looks like a piece of chicken wing 656 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:02,667 or a cheese fry. 657 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,100 Look at this! 658 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:05,300 Don't complain to me 659 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:08,667 if you're not going to return it. 660 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:26,633 [Otis] I probably should have sent it back. 661 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:29,667 Listen. Seriously, don't tell max about it. 662 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,800 Ah, the hole. 663 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:33,133 I should have brought my hanky. 664 00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:34,133 [Grover] What? 665 00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:36,467 i'm going to start wearing a hanky around. 666 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:40,200 I think I made a wise decision with these slacks. 667 00:28:40,233 --> 00:28:43,167 Grover! Grover! Me likes what me sees. 668 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,800 She wants you. 669 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,267 Really? 670 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,533 Oh, yeah. 671 00:28:47,567 --> 00:28:50,333 Why, do you know her? 672 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:58,333 [Blondie's heart of glass playing] 673 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,633 Come on, man. Let's go. 674 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,633 Hey, sweetheart. 675 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,500 You look great. 676 00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:10,167 Thanks. You do, too. 677 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,800 Move it along. 678 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,833 cheryl. 679 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:20,133 All right. Go ahead, man. 680 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:21,633 Hurry up! 681 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,467 You got an I.D.? 682 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,833 Yeah. 683 00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:27,133 I don't have it on me. 684 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,667 i'm way over 21. 685 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:29,700 I need proof. 686 00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:33,300 You look old enough, but I need proof. 687 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,300 Shit. 688 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,133 Where the hell did I leave it? 689 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,967 Got to have id! 690 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,833 Can't drink without id. 691 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,133 My friend got this big hoop 692 00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,200 as a nose ring. 693 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:50,633 Then one day while running to a class, 694 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:51,967 she got it caught 695 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,367 in somebody else's hair. 696 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,300 It ripped half her nose off. 697 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,133 Well, there's also that dark side 698 00:29:58,167 --> 00:29:59,200 to the nose ring. 699 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:02,367 You would look good with a nose ring. 700 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,367 Yeah. i'll probably get one. 701 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,600 It would have to be something 702 00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:07,800 right in the center. 703 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:10,300 That would give you a tribal look. 704 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,633 I think that's a good suggestion. 705 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:13,600 Look at this girl. 706 00:30:13,633 --> 00:30:17,367 i'd like to fuck her, if you know what I mean. 707 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,367 I have no idea what you mean. 708 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,133 [Man] Hey, skippy, you fuck! 709 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:25,333 Well, if it isn't fuck suck-ass shit-cock! 710 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,767 That's fish. He's pretty cool. 711 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,633 Goddamn, you're out of control, man! 712 00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:31,833 I.D. 713 00:30:31,867 --> 00:30:32,700 I.D. 714 00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:35,467 They wouldn't let you in either, huh? 715 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,167 No. I lost my wallet. 716 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,800 Well, I gave my fake I.D. To my friend, 717 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,100 and now she's in there partying 718 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,467 while i'm out here. 719 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,200 Do you have a fake I.D.? 720 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:48,633 No, I, uh... 721 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,767 I have a real I.D. 722 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,333 You're 21? 723 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:54,500 22. 724 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:55,667 Wow. 725 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,833 Old man river. 726 00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:12,500 There's an eighties party in the dorms. 727 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:15,367 You have work to do, as do I. 728 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,767 We shouldn't be out so late. 729 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,133 i'm going. 730 00:31:19,167 --> 00:31:20,100 i'll go. 731 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:21,700 You'll go? Great. 732 00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:23,100 Yeah, right. 733 00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:25,333 What-- what dorm? 734 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,967 Think I flew off the handle there? 735 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,667 I think you were fine. 736 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,800 Skippy, get me a drink, huh? 737 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,967 Thanks. 738 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,833 Ceiling. 739 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,333 Books. 740 00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:56,000 As I lay dying. 741 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:01,967 Heart of darkness. 742 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,767 * ay yi yi 743 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,500 * ay yi yi yi 744 00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:09,300 * ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi * 745 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:10,933 * ay yi yi 746 00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:12,933 * ay yi yi yi 747 00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:14,200 * ay yi yi... 748 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:19,133 * in this heart of darkness * 749 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:22,667 [telephone rings] 750 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,833 [Ring] 751 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:30,467 Hello. 752 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,767 max, when josie and the pussycats 753 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800 were in outer space, 754 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:37,433 what was the name of the puffy guy who flew? 755 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,167 Bleep bleep. 756 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,800 Great. Thanks. 757 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,667 It was bothering me. 758 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,300 You drunk? 759 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:45,200 Yeah. 760 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:48,800 You got a message from your ex-girlfriend. 761 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,800 I should call her. 762 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:53,733 Got a quarter for me? 763 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,200 Who's that? 764 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:57,200 jane two, electric boogaloo? 765 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:58,667 Yep. 766 00:32:58,700 --> 00:32:59,800 Where are you? 767 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:03,100 Nowhere. What are you doing? 768 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:06,167 [Reggae music playing] 769 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,367 We'll see you. 770 00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:16,333 [Blues music playing] 771 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:22,700 I got to go sleep with a freshman. 772 00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:24,467 O.K. Me, too. 773 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,333 Bye-bye. 774 00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:33,467 * in a twilight moment... 775 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,133 Don't you have a roommate? 776 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,467 No. My uncle, he's a therapist. 777 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,533 He wrote a note 778 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:42,167 and said that I was mentally unstable. 779 00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:46,767 I hope you don't mind i took my shirt off. 780 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,167 Well, maybe just this once. 781 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:54,333 I really love the blues. 782 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,000 Oh, amy... 783 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:04,867 I don't know. 784 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,133 i've been recently widowed. 785 00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:09,033 Well, you don't have to worry about anything. 786 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:13,833 i'm not going to leave my boyfriend for you or... 787 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,833 It just seems like a college thing to do. 788 00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,300 Oh... 789 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,633 Come on. 790 00:34:24,667 --> 00:34:28,833 Be romantically self-destructive with me. 791 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:36,333 * in a twilight moment... * 792 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,133 oh, amy... 793 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,633 Mmm. O.K., look. 794 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:42,867 i'll sleep over, 795 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:46,267 but I won't sleep with you. 796 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,333 You pussy. 797 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:50,300 Come on, woman. 798 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:53,767 Why don't you take off your skirt? 799 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,833 Ha ha ha! 800 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,300 [In high voice] Hello, my friend. 801 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,433 My little friend, you do nothing. 802 00:35:07,467 --> 00:35:09,700 max belmont does nothing. 803 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:13,300 [Lower voice] Oh, max. What do you do? 804 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,333 [Normal voice] Oh, I do nothing. 805 00:35:26,367 --> 00:35:27,767 Hey. 806 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,133 [Grumbles] 807 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,267 Do you know him? 808 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,600 Stupid freshmen say hi to everybody. 809 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,767 You beat off today? 810 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,300 Yeah. You? 811 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,500 Yeah. 812 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,133 I caught myself writing 813 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:43,367 "go to bed" and "wake up" in my date book 814 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,267 as if they were two different events. 815 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,833 [Clanging] 816 00:35:56,467 --> 00:36:00,167 What kind of job you going to apply for? 817 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,167 I need money, 818 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,300 but i'd rather not settle for anything small. 819 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,333 We're in munton. 820 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,700 There is only small in munton. 821 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,833 Hey, fellas! 822 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,133 Can't talk. I got class. Later. 823 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:14,800 You need to make this sound more impressive. 824 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:16,933 This is ridiculous. Drove a truck? 825 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,133 Why did you drive a truck? 826 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,600 Deliver cheese. 827 00:36:20,633 --> 00:36:22,133 What kind of cheese? 828 00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:23,467 What do you mean? 829 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,667 Gouda. Stilton, maybe. 830 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,800 That's fancy cheese. It wasn't american? 831 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,633 No, I delivered foreign cheeses. 832 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,633 I just drove the truck. 833 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:31,633 I realize that. 834 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,633 How about "responsibilities included... 835 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,300 "Transportation of gourmet cheese products 836 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:38,633 throughout the metropolitan area"? 837 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:41,333 Hey, that's nice! 838 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,767 Aha! See, you make fun of me, 839 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,333 but there is something going on here. 840 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:55,167 Well, my brother's gay, so I know. 841 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,967 Anyway, um... 842 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:02,133 Are you going to the rally? 843 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,767 You know, racism spans the globe. 844 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,933 From howard beach to crown heights, 845 00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:08,533 we witness acts of hatred. 846 00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:09,867 "From howard beach to crown heights"? 847 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:13,267 That's like "from the living room to the dining room, 848 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,633 we witness acts of hatred." 849 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,867 "Racism spans from here to the dance floor." 850 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,667 So much anger. 851 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:23,300 Could I get you a jell-o shot, miami? 852 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,367 Grape? 853 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,800 Sure. Why not? i'll try one. 854 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:27,767 Thanks. 855 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,333 [Friedrich] Two grapes! 856 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,100 Where's skippy? 857 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:40,167 You guys all talk alike. 858 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,300 Skippy says he's doing homework, 859 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,467 but I think he just watches tv 860 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,133 and drinks colt .45-- 861 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,633 the big ones? 862 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,833 Yeah, I know them. 863 00:37:53,133 --> 00:37:54,133 What's grover up to? 864 00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:57,200 He'd like us to think he's writing a novel, 865 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,733 but we know he goes out and gallivants 866 00:37:59,767 --> 00:38:02,167 with freshmen women trying to relive jane-- 867 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,767 if you'd like my intro to psych analysis. 868 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,300 Who did you take intro to psych with? 869 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,667 No one. I dated a girl who took it. 870 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:17,600 Look at these fucking people. 871 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:19,133 This sleaze, for instance. 872 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:22,667 "i'm getting I hate it tattooed inside my mouth." 873 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:26,167 "i'm the guy that girls like to hug, 874 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,833 "the safe guy. 875 00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:30,133 "i'll spend a night in a girl's bed, 876 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,467 "and nothing will happen. 877 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,967 We'll lie down and chat." 878 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,300 [Miami] And these girls. 879 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,500 "We're both art history majors, 880 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:38,533 "and we're real cute, 881 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,533 "but to be perfectly honest, 882 00:38:40,567 --> 00:38:42,967 "anything past impressionism 883 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,933 kind of leaves us cold." 884 00:38:44,967 --> 00:38:47,267 "i'll be taken to college court 885 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,300 for date-raping one of these girls." 886 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:52,300 Who knows what this fool's trying to swing? 887 00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:54,500 Just another tattoo-and-motorcycle 888 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,400 mickey rourke jerk-wad. 889 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:00,833 And what are you? 890 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:20,300 [Beep] 891 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,133 [Jane] Was that the beep? 892 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:24,600 Hi, grover. It's me--jane. 893 00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:25,633 How are you? 894 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,333 Um, i'm over here in prague. 895 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,500 Always feel I should say something important 896 00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:31,833 when I call long distance, 897 00:39:31,867 --> 00:39:35,133 but I don't have anything to say right now. 898 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:38,167 I was in poland for a while, 899 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,700 if you tried to reach me. 900 00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:43,333 I finally read war and peace, which was good-- 901 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:44,933 like that was a surprise. 902 00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,700 In poland, i took this trip to auschwitz. 903 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,700 I hope this is the right number. 904 00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:53,633 That sounds terrible-- "i took a trip to auschwitz." 905 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:54,800 Well, bye. 906 00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:57,533 You'll never believe how bad american coffee is 907 00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:59,300 until you've been here. 908 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,200 [Beep] 909 00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:41,433 Hi. How are you? 910 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:42,633 Grover. 911 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:45,700 You're going to think this is really weird, 912 00:40:45,733 --> 00:40:50,500 but I did think that your story was o.K. 913 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:53,333 Oh. Well, thanks. 914 00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:56,767 Um, while i'm here, 915 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,733 i'd just like to respond to a remark 916 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:02,267 that you made in class yesterday. 917 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,867 I couldn't think of anything clever 918 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,300 to say then, 919 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:10,000 but last night in bed, i came up with a retort. 920 00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:11,800 When you said I might be 921 00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,633 perversely attracted to your story, 922 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:16,633 I should have responded, "i'm not attracted 923 00:41:16,667 --> 00:41:19,767 to so many spelling mistakes." 924 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800 i'm... 925 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:23,167 Responding to your witticism now. 926 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,633 14 hours after I said it? 927 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,133 Yes. 928 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:30,333 Uh-huh. 929 00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:37,200 Ah! Thanks. 930 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,833 I really appreciate you meeting here. 931 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,967 My mom and i had an argument-- 932 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,333 oh, no problem. Please. 933 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,433 She got really angry yesterday. 934 00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:47,333 Um, where should we, uh... 935 00:41:47,367 --> 00:41:50,467 I think i'm going to sit here. 936 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,300 I never really sit here. 937 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,967 All right. Well, i might sit here. 938 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,867 Oh, that's max's place. 939 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:59,300 Yeah. Feeling kind of surly. 940 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,933 Ha ha! 941 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:02,633 Speaking of surly and max, 942 00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:06,533 it might be better if we don't ever mention 943 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,133 this book club to max. 944 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:10,300 Why? Are you ashamed 945 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,667 that we're starting a book club? 946 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,300 No, no. Nothing like that. 947 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,500 It's just that... You know max. 948 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:20,100 He very likely will have an opinion. 949 00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:21,467 Mmm... 950 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,833 Yeah. 951 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,533 You're probably right. 952 00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:28,167 Well, shall we begin? 953 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,667 Mmm! 954 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,033 First of all, 955 00:42:31,067 --> 00:42:33,300 thank god we speak fluent spanish, huh? 956 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,833 You know what I noticed near the end of the book 957 00:42:36,867 --> 00:42:38,433 when grady goes to the prison? 958 00:42:38,467 --> 00:42:42,267 The violence, which had a ferocious energy about it, 959 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,167 departed from the emotional violence 960 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,267 and became terrifyingly brutal and real, 961 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,833 particularly after he left the prison 962 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:51,767 and he went to find that horse. 963 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,167 I found the descriptions of the horse 964 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,333 to be, frankly, astonishingly beautiful 965 00:42:56,367 --> 00:42:58,500 and yet disturbingly arousing. 966 00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,367 What are your thoughts? 967 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,700 Um, yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely. 968 00:43:02,733 --> 00:43:03,933 Umm...Yeah. 969 00:43:03,967 --> 00:43:06,200 You are right on, i think. 970 00:43:06,233 --> 00:43:07,867 You really-- 971 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:10,433 you've pinned down the, uh... 972 00:43:10,467 --> 00:43:13,433 What it is about the book, 973 00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:15,700 definitely with the prison 974 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:16,967 when, um... 975 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,633 When grady is, um-- 976 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:19,933 there's violence. 977 00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:21,867 There's a lot of violence, 978 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,633 and it's like night and day. 979 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,867 And when grady, uh... 980 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,867 He saw the... Those horses, 981 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,100 I think you were saying, um... 982 00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:32,933 And it was arousing. 983 00:43:32,967 --> 00:43:36,500 It was violently arousing. 984 00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:38,300 otis... 985 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:40,633 Have you read this book? 986 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:42,500 Yeah. 987 00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:44,700 No. 988 00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:45,967 Oh, please. 989 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,300 i've been so busy. 990 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,467 I read this book 991 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,467 and formed a few thoughts about it. 992 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,467 If you won't take this seriously, 993 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,633 perhaps we should disband the club 994 00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:56,133 before feelings get hurt. 995 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:57,300 No, no, no. 996 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,367 I don't want any-- any feelings-- 997 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,100 I was remiss in that i--i... 998 00:44:02,133 --> 00:44:06,267 i've got my brother with the mail fraud thing, 999 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,600 and my... 1000 00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:08,700 My mother caught me 1001 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:11,467 authorizing a porn station last night. 1002 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,767 Ooh! 1003 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,300 i'm sorry. 1004 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,367 Ha ha! 1005 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,100 I don't mean to laugh, but... 1006 00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:21,333 She was angry like i've never seen her before. 1007 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,800 Yeah. 1008 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,267 Well. 1009 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:27,367 God, I think i'm going to 1010 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,433 blow this job interview off. 1011 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:30,667 No, otis, please don't. 1012 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:33,333 You need a healthy dose of self-esteem. 1013 00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:36,967 You need a job. Get out of your mom's home. 1014 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,700 What if I don't get it? 1015 00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:43,500 You shoot for the stars and hit the roof. 1016 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:45,867 Yeah. 1017 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,267 Well... 1018 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,500 Next week? 1019 00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:50,833 Next week without-- by far. 1020 00:44:50,867 --> 00:44:52,833 I mean, from your description, 1021 00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:55,100 this sounds like a great book. 1022 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:58,033 Who would win-- freddy or jason? 1023 00:44:58,067 --> 00:44:58,833 freddy. 1024 00:44:58,867 --> 00:45:01,100 You've got to be ready at all times. 1025 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:04,200 If a customer wants to know where a movie is, 1026 00:45:04,233 --> 00:45:07,200 you've got to be prepared to tell him 1027 00:45:07,233 --> 00:45:08,267 what section it's in. 1028 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:11,800 If I said turner & hooch, what would you say? 1029 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:12,800 Comedy. 1030 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:15,000 Close. We've got a special section 1031 00:45:15,033 --> 00:45:16,767 for dog buddy pictures. 1032 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,967 Oh, I see. 1033 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,300 Someone put terms of endearment in with prison movies. 1034 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,767 earl! 1035 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,667 That twit. 1036 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:27,967 It's supposed to go in "terminal illness." 1037 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,300 What are your influences? 1038 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,633 Um... 1039 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:33,633 samuel fuller... 1040 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:35,300 All the good ones, 1041 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,433 all the other... Ones. 1042 00:45:37,467 --> 00:45:39,633 Mmm. Mmm. 1043 00:45:41,067 --> 00:45:44,500 [polish music playing] 1044 00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:48,833 Oh, dad seems fine. 1045 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,833 Yeah. 1046 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,133 Well, it's hard to tell on the phone. 1047 00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,800 [Chet] otis. 1048 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,133 Uh-huh. 1049 00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:03,833 No. He seems better. He seems less depressed. 1050 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:08,667 No. I don't think you ruined his life. 1051 00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,833 He'll recover. 1052 00:46:11,733 --> 00:46:14,300 [Chet] Listen, I was told to be here 1053 00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:16,500 for the friday afternoon book club 1054 00:46:16,533 --> 00:46:19,833 to discuss the novel we'd read during the week. 1055 00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:22,167 Have you read the book, otis? 1056 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,300 [Otis] Yes. 1057 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:25,300 We'll talk about the book later. 1058 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,967 i'm here. I don't like to waste time. 1059 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,533 i'll help you clean up. 1060 00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:31,633 Tidy is a life-style choice. 1061 00:46:31,667 --> 00:46:33,633 I like to be of service. 1062 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,133 It just pisses me off. 1063 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,767 Why do you keep bringing him here? 1064 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,200 He's a friend of mine. 1065 00:46:39,233 --> 00:46:41,967 I think it's good to make new friends. 1066 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,667 Why do you need more friends? 1067 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,633 What about me? 1068 00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,633 You got enough friends. A new one is bad. 1069 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,933 You start spreading around your affection, 1070 00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:52,633 it runs thin, believe me. 1071 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:55,833 Since when is there a book club? 1072 00:46:55,867 --> 00:46:57,000 Want to join? 1073 00:46:57,033 --> 00:46:57,933 No. 1074 00:46:57,967 --> 00:46:59,433 Your loss. 1075 00:47:01,067 --> 00:47:02,467 So that's where that was. 1076 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,967 Yeah. I don't know why I keep packing it. 1077 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,467 [Chet] Oh, my god. 1078 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:11,133 There's hair all over the floor. 1079 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,667 This place is a pigsty. 1080 00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:20,367 What's that you're doing? 1081 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,467 Huh? i'm measuring the distance 1082 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,300 from the couch to the tv. 1083 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,933 chet said that we've been sitting 1084 00:47:26,967 --> 00:47:28,633 a couple inches too close. 1085 00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:31,467 Don't you find television watching a waste of time? 1086 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,633 Yeah, but you're doing the crossword, 1087 00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:36,800 an equal waste of time if not a greater one. 1088 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:38,633 But at least i'm thinking of words 1089 00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:41,300 and roots of words and sometimes in latin. 1090 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,900 A bigger waste of time than tv, no. 1091 00:47:45,567 --> 00:47:48,000 Anyone beat off today? 1092 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,967 Hey, grover, how's your dad? 1093 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,700 [Grover] That was mom. 1094 00:47:53,733 --> 00:47:55,133 Oh. How is julie? 1095 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:57,433 It's bad enough to be whipped by your mother. 1096 00:47:57,467 --> 00:48:00,833 You have to have this wussy relationship with grover's? 1097 00:48:00,867 --> 00:48:02,500 You a a jackanapes. 1098 00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:05,200 A jackanapes! Ha ha ha! 1099 00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:06,800 Jackanapes. 1100 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,033 Can we finish our conversation, 1101 00:48:09,067 --> 00:48:10,967 mr. book club? 1102 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,467 I watch tv with a critical eye. 1103 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,300 If I get truly sucked in, 1104 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,867 it's time to change the channel. 1105 00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,433 [Max] Is it abbreviated? Plural? I have to ask myself. 1106 00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:21,633 max, can I ask a question? 1107 00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:25,367 Your attention span is 1/4 of a music video. 1108 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,300 There are dull parts in videos. 1109 00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:29,700 [Grover] max, did you screw miami? 1110 00:48:29,733 --> 00:48:31,133 What? 1111 00:48:31,167 --> 00:48:32,333 otis? 1112 00:48:32,367 --> 00:48:34,267 I thought he knew. 1113 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,100 I just told you-- out of guilt. 1114 00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:38,433 We've developed a weak, pathetic familiarity. 1115 00:48:38,467 --> 00:48:40,633 Talking to you is like talking to myself. 1116 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,267 The operative words are "weak" and "pathetic." 1117 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,133 What do we do with this information? 1118 00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:47,467 I don't want it. 1119 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,867 Then give it back. 1120 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:50,933 And stop looking at me, chet. 1121 00:48:50,967 --> 00:48:53,133 I can see he's judging me. 1122 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:54,300 Stop judging me! 1123 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,433 Put the broom down. Stop cleaning! 1124 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:59,300 But skippy is your friend. 1125 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,333 Shut up! 1126 00:49:02,367 --> 00:49:04,667 max. 1127 00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:07,833 How was she? 1128 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,433 What's wrong? 1129 00:49:21,467 --> 00:49:22,300 Oh, nothing. 1130 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,800 It's just, you gave me a black cup. 1131 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:27,433 I can't drink from a black cup. 1132 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:29,600 It's just too much black. 1133 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,000 It's all that black. 1134 00:49:31,033 --> 00:49:32,800 I can't see the coffee. 1135 00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:35,800 I like to see what i'm drinking. 1136 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,833 Yeah. 1137 00:49:38,533 --> 00:49:40,300 I don't like raisins. 1138 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:42,367 It's so funny because my mother, 1139 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,800 she used to make me eat them 1140 00:49:44,833 --> 00:49:48,133 even though she knew i hated them. 1141 00:49:48,167 --> 00:49:50,333 And then she... 1142 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,667 The end. 1143 00:49:58,467 --> 00:50:00,467 50 cents. 1144 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,500 What's this? 1145 00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:03,467 When I tell a bad story, 1146 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,133 I pay people for their time. 1147 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:08,600 I liked it. It was short, but I liked it, 1148 00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:10,967 especially the part about your mom. 1149 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,467 Really? You did? 1150 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,300 Yeah. 1151 00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:15,567 i'll take a quarter. 1152 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:22,267 Do you, uh... 1153 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:25,167 Want that? 1154 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,133 No. No, that's... 1155 00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:32,200 That's o.K. Sorry. 1156 00:50:34,233 --> 00:50:35,367 My parents. 1157 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,633 They still come and visit me 1158 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:38,800 after four years. 1159 00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:41,200 You'd think they'd be sick of it. 1160 00:50:41,233 --> 00:50:43,133 Your parents still together? 1161 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:44,267 Yeah. 1162 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,867 Whew! 1163 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,500 What are you writing? 1164 00:50:47,533 --> 00:50:50,167 i've always thought that my parents were part 1165 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,633 of the trickle-down method of parenting. 1166 00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:55,100 You know, like, 1167 00:50:55,133 --> 00:50:56,800 reflection on the reagan years-- 1168 00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:59,133 looked good to a lot of people, 1169 00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:01,867 but i'm paying for all that neglect now. 1170 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:03,833 My parents have sort of a... 1171 00:51:03,867 --> 00:51:05,767 A lyndon johnson feel to them, 1172 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,000 like there's no satisfactory reason 1173 00:51:08,033 --> 00:51:09,033 why they became parents, 1174 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:10,867 like my real parents were assassinated 1175 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:15,433 and these people were next in line for the job. 1176 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:16,633 I don't know. 1177 00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:20,833 They fight a lot, but they'll never split. 1178 00:51:20,867 --> 00:51:22,033 I wish this year 1179 00:51:22,067 --> 00:51:23,967 would last forever sometimes. 1180 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 I know. 1181 00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:34,300 Can I talk to you about something? 1182 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,367 Mister, don't even start with me. 1183 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,667 This has been the worst day. 1184 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,833 Join the club. 1185 00:51:41,567 --> 00:51:43,333 Bonjour, max. 1186 00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,333 Ohh. 1187 00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:48,800 I hated the food when I went here. 1188 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,333 Now i'm back by choice. 1189 00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:52,300 What can i get for you? 1190 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:54,633 Can I get more pasta and a potato? 1191 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:57,600 Can't give you both. One entree per person. 1192 00:51:57,633 --> 00:51:58,567 Potato is an entree? 1193 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,767 Yep. That's all some people eat around here. 1194 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,667 When I went here, 1195 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:05,667 you could get two potatoes and an entree. 1196 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,200 Things have changed, you know? Cutbacks. 1197 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:13,500 Couldn't you just bend the rules a bit... 1198 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:16,367 kate? 1199 00:52:18,133 --> 00:52:19,167 i'm sorry. I can't. 1200 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,633 i'm not a student here. This is my job. 1201 00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,833 I could get fired. 1202 00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:31,800 Aren't you grover's friend? 1203 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:33,633 Yeah. Oh... 1204 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:35,767 You're the girl. 1205 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,133 This is your job. 1206 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,700 This is my job. 1207 00:52:38,733 --> 00:52:40,000 kate. 1208 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:42,667 max. 1209 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,800 What can i get for you? 1210 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:55,300 Can I get another potato, kate? 1211 00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:56,833 Sure. 1212 00:52:57,367 --> 00:53:00,300 [Giggling] 1213 00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:13,333 [Tape rewinding] 1214 00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:16,933 [Beep] 1215 00:53:16,967 --> 00:53:19,100 [Jane] Hi. 1216 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:20,067 Uh, it's me. 1217 00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:23,033 I feel really stupid calling again. 1218 00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,100 I wish someone 1219 00:53:24,133 --> 00:53:26,967 would just pick up or call or something. 1220 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,133 max, are you there? 1221 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,500 Are you... Doing a crossword? 1222 00:53:30,533 --> 00:53:31,500 I have this fear 1223 00:53:31,533 --> 00:53:33,933 that you're all around the machine 1224 00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:36,333 giggling or something. 1225 00:53:37,133 --> 00:53:38,500 Grover, I... 1226 00:53:38,533 --> 00:53:43,333 I just wanted to tell you that i-- 1227 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,767 this is going to be a tight year. 1228 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,500 The separation is costing a lot more 1229 00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:55,833 than I had anticipated. 1230 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:59,767 You know, ellen... 1231 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,633 Has this property... 1232 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:02,700 Car still there? 1233 00:54:02,733 --> 00:54:04,467 Yeah. i'd feel more comfortable 1234 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,600 if we sat by the window 1235 00:54:06,633 --> 00:54:08,700 so I could watch it. 1236 00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:09,933 How's jane? 1237 00:54:09,967 --> 00:54:11,867 Still in czechoslovakia. 1238 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,300 You mean the czech republic. 1239 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,967 Yeah, I guess I do. 1240 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,300 Well, czech or slovakia. 1241 00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:19,933 You got to read the newspapers. 1242 00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:22,533 In college, I didn't get much chance 1243 00:54:22,567 --> 00:54:24,133 to read up on things. 1244 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:27,000 Why aren't you with her? 1245 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,933 Is that everything you own? 1246 00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,800 Yeah, except for some stuff 1247 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:33,867 I got in storage. 1248 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,933 Do you have any more cheese? 1249 00:54:35,967 --> 00:54:37,700 Just cheez whiz, actually. 1250 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,267 That's o.K. 1251 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,067 All right. 1252 00:54:43,467 --> 00:54:45,600 [Father] I started to run. 1253 00:54:45,633 --> 00:54:48,333 I threw out my back. 1254 00:54:49,067 --> 00:54:51,833 Beautiful campus here. 1255 00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:54,300 Hmm. 1256 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,833 So, i've been thinking of things 1257 00:54:56,867 --> 00:54:58,633 to help you write, to unblock. 1258 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:02,133 I liked that one story you sent me last year, 1259 00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:04,500 the one about you and your mother. 1260 00:55:04,533 --> 00:55:06,133 Oh, would you tell your mother 1261 00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:10,367 we have to settle the telephone bill from last may? 1262 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,333 Yeah, sure. 1263 00:55:11,367 --> 00:55:14,133 i'll bet if your math grades had been higher, 1264 00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:17,833 you probably could have gotten into brown. 1265 00:55:20,867 --> 00:55:23,333 So, i'm moving in with ellen. 1266 00:55:23,367 --> 00:55:25,633 She's got this lovely property 1267 00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:27,200 in oyster bay-- 1268 00:55:27,233 --> 00:55:30,200 beautiful grounds right on the ocean, 1269 00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:31,333 grotto pool. 1270 00:55:31,367 --> 00:55:33,833 So you're officially divorced? 1271 00:55:33,867 --> 00:55:35,133 No. 1272 00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:36,300 Legally separated. 1273 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,133 Divorce would be a little expensive 1274 00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:41,133 for us right now. 1275 00:55:41,167 --> 00:55:42,267 I think the fact 1276 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:44,933 that you were still going to school 1277 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,933 sort of kept us together. 1278 00:55:46,967 --> 00:55:49,200 Yeah? Well, good, I guess. 1279 00:55:49,233 --> 00:55:50,300 It's tough. 1280 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:53,167 It's tough, as i'm sure you know, 1281 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,800 dating women. 1282 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:55,700 Mm-hmm. 1283 00:55:55,733 --> 00:55:57,867 Before ellen, right after your mother, 1284 00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,467 I went to bed with a woman-- 1285 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,800 dad, i'm not ready 1286 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,467 to accept you as a human being yet. 1287 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,467 The idea of you and mom 1288 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,700 is disgusting enough, 1289 00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:09,433 but you and another woman... 1290 00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:11,600 i'm 56, and I got to start 1291 00:56:11,633 --> 00:56:13,100 using condoms again. 1292 00:56:13,133 --> 00:56:14,100 Dad, stop. 1293 00:56:14,133 --> 00:56:16,167 By the time you unwrap it, 1294 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,467 you lose your erection. 1295 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,000 Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad! 1296 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:22,500 Sorry. 1297 00:56:23,233 --> 00:56:24,667 It's just, making adjustments 1298 00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:26,800 to living without your mother 1299 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:27,967 is wearing on me. 1300 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,600 I have to work at my adjustments. 1301 00:56:30,633 --> 00:56:34,300 I think your mother's better at it than I am. 1302 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:37,133 She seems to be o.K. Is that right? 1303 00:56:37,167 --> 00:56:38,933 Yeah. She seems good, 1304 00:56:38,967 --> 00:56:40,800 but from what i can tell, 1305 00:56:40,833 --> 00:56:43,300 this is pretty much her decision. 1306 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,500 Yeah. 1307 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:48,000 I hate to compromise... 1308 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:51,333 Find a balance. 1309 00:56:57,367 --> 00:56:59,333 Ah, here's my fancy rental car. 1310 00:56:59,367 --> 00:57:03,333 Got a good deal on it, though. 1311 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:06,467 Anyway, I was thinking that, uh... 1312 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,633 Maybe you'd be interested 1313 00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:10,367 in moving into my apartment in the village. 1314 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,533 There's a nice coffee shop-- 1315 00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:14,700 a lot of writers and artists-- 1316 00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:17,767 until you're ready to get on your feet. 1317 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,200 i'm not really into the coffee house thing. 1318 00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:23,133 It's stupid. 1319 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:26,300 Well, you don't have to go there. 1320 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,033 i'll leave the cable in. 1321 00:57:28,067 --> 00:57:29,967 You get all the knick games. 1322 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,867 It would be until next summer, though. 1323 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:35,300 i'd like to rent it. 1324 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,133 ellen used to work at the new yorker. 1325 00:57:38,167 --> 00:57:40,300 She could get you an internship 1326 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,633 if you're interested. 1327 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:45,333 Yeah. That actually sounds kind of nice. 1328 00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:55,000 ellen really likes you. 1329 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:07,733 I don't wear jeans a lot. 1330 00:58:07,767 --> 00:58:09,833 I don't feel comfortable in jeans. 1331 00:58:09,867 --> 00:58:12,200 Want to take my car or yours? 1332 00:58:12,233 --> 00:58:13,700 I don't have a car. 1333 00:58:13,733 --> 00:58:15,733 So you want to take mine? 1334 00:58:15,767 --> 00:58:17,867 Yeah, that sounds good. 1335 00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:33,933 You know, i was thinking-- 1336 00:58:33,967 --> 00:58:35,367 maybe you should apply 1337 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,367 to graduate school in california. 1338 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,333 You've always wanted to go there. 1339 00:58:39,367 --> 00:58:43,733 Why don't you apply to grad school in california? 1340 00:58:43,767 --> 00:58:46,733 Or that. 1341 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,300 I don't know about things. 1342 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,433 What don't you know? 1343 00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:55,367 Can we just admit some lies 1344 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,967 that we may have told each other 1345 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,567 at, uh... 1346 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,100 Oh, god. What a question. 1347 00:59:05,967 --> 00:59:07,033 What? 1348 00:59:07,067 --> 00:59:10,433 i'm going to write it down. 1349 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:18,233 What? 1350 00:59:18,267 --> 00:59:20,867 Throw me the sharpie? 1351 00:59:23,033 --> 00:59:25,367 Thanks. 1352 00:59:45,033 --> 00:59:48,133 I don't know what to do. 1353 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,667 i'm sorry. 1354 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:51,633 It was weeks ago. 1355 00:59:51,667 --> 00:59:53,100 It was at the hole. 1356 00:59:53,133 --> 00:59:57,800 I have a tremendous heat running through my body. 1357 00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:01,467 [Kate] Look at this suck-wad. 1358 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,433 What-- what are you doing? 1359 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,700 Hey! Get out of my spot. 1360 01:00:05,733 --> 01:00:09,133 What's your fucking problem, you suck-ass? 1361 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:11,333 We were here first. 1362 01:00:11,367 --> 01:00:13,367 Hey, jerk-wad, 1363 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,533 get out of my spot. 1364 01:00:15,567 --> 01:00:17,633 Get! Get, you mother-- 1365 01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:19,100 this is fine, kate. 1366 01:00:19,133 --> 01:00:20,967 Let's park here. This is good. 1367 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,367 You want to fight me? Want to fight? 1368 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,133 i'll break your fucking legs. 1369 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:30,233 i'll break your fucking legs. 1370 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,767 i'm going to break his fucking legs. 1371 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,300 i'm going to smash that car. 1372 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:38,333 i'm going to break your fucking legs! 1373 01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:39,400 This shouldn't be done. 1374 01:00:39,433 --> 01:00:42,200 This guy would rather be bow hunting. 1375 01:00:42,233 --> 01:00:43,700 Don't upset him, 1376 01:00:43,733 --> 01:00:46,867 because he'd already rather be bow hunting, 1377 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:49,533 and any additional aggravation... 1378 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,367 Chickenshit! 1379 01:00:57,767 --> 01:01:00,933 [Tires squeal] 1380 01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:04,433 He left. 1381 01:01:04,467 --> 01:01:06,933 Yeah. 1382 01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:16,033 You make me sad, skippy. 1383 01:01:17,233 --> 01:01:20,467 You know, this big idea about you learning 1384 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,433 and coming back to school 1385 01:01:22,467 --> 01:01:24,800 and taking all these classes. 1386 01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:28,067 You haven't done a stitch of reading 1387 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:29,067 since you've been here. 1388 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:32,633 You get on my case about my studies, 1389 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:33,800 I mean, really-- 1390 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:36,633 god, I begged you to stay on prozac. 1391 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:38,667 You used me to come back to school. 1392 01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:41,067 I could care less about your stupid classes. 1393 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:44,100 "Is g.I. joe safe to give kids at christmas?" 1394 01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:47,633 "What's the effect of tv weathermen on society?" 1395 01:01:47,667 --> 01:01:50,233 My classes? Let's talk about your classes-- 1396 01:01:50,267 --> 01:01:52,900 your dinosaur classes and all that shit. 1397 01:01:52,933 --> 01:01:54,667 Let's talk about your friends, 1398 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,700 about how you guys 1399 01:01:55,733 --> 01:01:58,067 are all in love with each other 1400 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,800 and how sick you make me 1401 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:02,533 with your stupid games, those trivia games. 1402 01:02:02,567 --> 01:02:04,467 Ding! max loves grover. 1403 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,967 Ding! Skippy does otis. 1404 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,233 Ding! They all do each other. 1405 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:10,233 It drives me nuts. 1406 01:02:10,267 --> 01:02:12,200 Ding that, skippy. 1407 01:02:12,233 --> 01:02:13,833 Get a fucking life. 1408 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,433 Nice dime-store psychoanalysis. 1409 01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:20,200 You know what? I can't stand you. 1410 01:02:20,233 --> 01:02:22,200 I can't stand... 1411 01:02:22,233 --> 01:02:24,567 That, you know? 1412 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,233 Your shoes, your pants, 1413 01:02:26,267 --> 01:02:29,233 that shirt you're wearing, your hair. 1414 01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:31,633 Your hair drives me crazy. 1415 01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,533 Just get out, o.K.? 1416 01:02:33,567 --> 01:02:35,733 I have homework to do. 1417 01:02:35,767 --> 01:02:37,667 Just get out. 1418 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,833 Get out. 1419 01:02:39,867 --> 01:02:42,300 Get out. 1420 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:44,067 Out. 1421 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,667 Out. 1422 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,700 Go. 1423 01:02:48,767 --> 01:02:50,900 Go. 1424 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:52,800 Out. 1425 01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:53,733 Ha ha ha! 1426 01:02:53,767 --> 01:02:57,167 You've got nice eaves on your house there. 1427 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,033 Eaves? You do the crossword, too, huh? 1428 01:03:01,067 --> 01:03:03,100 Yeah. 1429 01:03:06,067 --> 01:03:08,433 Well... I had a nice time. 1430 01:03:08,467 --> 01:03:10,600 Yeah. 1431 01:03:12,967 --> 01:03:15,333 You know, tomorrow's my birthday. 1432 01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:16,267 Really. 1433 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:18,867 That's terrible. That's just the worst. 1434 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,000 If I get you a big gift, 1435 01:03:21,033 --> 01:03:22,867 it looks like i'm overcompensating 1436 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,700 and coming on too strong. 1437 01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:26,733 If I get you something small, 1438 01:03:26,767 --> 01:03:28,533 I look cheap. 1439 01:03:28,567 --> 01:03:29,667 i've inherited a tragedy. 1440 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:32,767 It's like a venereal disease, a birthday at this point. 1441 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,767 I don't know why everything 1442 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,000 is always so glum with you at first-- 1443 01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:40,667 potatoes, parking, 1444 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:43,333 toppings on pizza. 1445 01:03:43,367 --> 01:03:44,933 I like birthdays. 1446 01:03:44,967 --> 01:03:47,200 i'm going to be 17 tomorrow, 1447 01:03:47,233 --> 01:03:49,000 and I like that. 1448 01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:50,400 17. 1449 01:03:50,433 --> 01:03:51,467 Wow. 1450 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:54,933 So...Now you can read seventeen magazine 1451 01:03:54,967 --> 01:03:57,133 and get all the references. 1452 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,400 So it's not so bad. 1453 01:03:59,433 --> 01:04:03,433 I want to be older. It's not a disease. 1454 01:04:03,467 --> 01:04:08,167 Well, may you see 17 more. 1455 01:04:19,267 --> 01:04:23,367 i'll only go to first with you tonight. 1456 01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,367 [Blues music playing] 1457 01:05:00,767 --> 01:05:02,400 "My saddlebags filled with misfortune, 1458 01:05:02,433 --> 01:05:04,867 and my boots filled with sorrow--" 1459 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:06,933 oh, fuck. 1460 01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:10,100 "Bleeding cactus." 1461 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,100 In or out! 1462 01:05:20,433 --> 01:05:21,800 Ow! 1463 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:22,800 You o.K.? 1464 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:25,133 Yeah. Listen, do you have something-- 1465 01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:26,367 protection, I mean? 1466 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,300 I know that's a silly question, 1467 01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:31,700 but, um... 1468 01:05:32,533 --> 01:05:34,300 I might. Hold on. 1469 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:36,867 Where are my pants? 1470 01:05:38,933 --> 01:05:39,367 Ow. 1471 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,367 Sorry. 1472 01:05:46,867 --> 01:05:48,033 Oh. No. 1473 01:05:48,067 --> 01:05:49,867 I don't have my wallet. 1474 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:50,967 [Girl giggling] 1475 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,733 audra, are you still awake? 1476 01:05:53,767 --> 01:05:55,500 No. Ha ha ha! 1477 01:05:55,533 --> 01:05:58,200 Do you have any condoms? 1478 01:05:58,233 --> 01:06:00,433 Oh...Let me see. 1479 01:06:00,467 --> 01:06:01,433 [Sigh] 1480 01:06:01,467 --> 01:06:03,800 [Friedrich] You should really be 1481 01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,933 more prepared. 1482 01:06:07,633 --> 01:06:09,567 Look, I hate to put you 1483 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,033 through all this trouble 1484 01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:12,933 for a silly little condom. 1485 01:06:12,967 --> 01:06:14,867 No, we... We'll find something. 1486 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:17,433 i'm going to look for my wallet. 1487 01:06:17,467 --> 01:06:19,867 [Friedrich] Oh, man! 1488 01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:20,733 Ahh! 1489 01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:24,200 Well, maybe you left your wallet at home. 1490 01:06:24,233 --> 01:06:25,533 Here's a condom. 1491 01:06:25,567 --> 01:06:27,667 Might be a little old. 1492 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:29,767 The fucking bong! 1493 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,200 Aw, monkey. 1494 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,367 [Click] 1495 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,333 [Beep] 1496 01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:40,967 [Grover's father] Grover, I need to know 1497 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,600 if you're going to stay in my apartment. 1498 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:46,033 Otherwise, i'll rent it. Call me. 1499 01:06:46,067 --> 01:06:47,700 knicks in trouble. 1500 01:06:47,733 --> 01:06:48,733 [Beep] 1501 01:06:48,767 --> 01:06:51,700 zach, do you have dr. giggles, letter box? 1502 01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:52,667 Insane doctors, 1503 01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:55,400 right next to interesting failures. 1504 01:06:55,433 --> 01:06:57,200 Yes! 1505 01:06:58,933 --> 01:07:01,300 Aha. This bastard wasn't kind, 1506 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,400 didn't rewind, 1507 01:07:02,433 --> 01:07:05,000 and now, mister, you'll get fined. 1508 01:07:05,033 --> 01:07:06,533 When I make my movie, 1509 01:07:06,567 --> 01:07:08,967 they'll never find a category for it. 1510 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,633 Did I tell you about my movie? 1511 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:12,433 Yes. 1512 01:07:12,467 --> 01:07:14,867 It's changed. Now it's about this guy 1513 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,667 who lives with his mother. 1514 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,567 They fall in love. 1515 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,033 It's real shocking, like lolita. 1516 01:07:19,067 --> 01:07:21,300 There weren't blood relations in lolita. 1517 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,333 i'm doing something different, then. 1518 01:07:23,367 --> 01:07:25,167 And i'm playing with gender roles. 1519 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,233 They'll probably put it in off-beat. 1520 01:07:28,267 --> 01:07:29,300 Way off-beat. 1521 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:30,367 See? You're shocked. 1522 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,000 Have this back by tuesday night. 1523 01:07:32,033 --> 01:07:34,800 You've got a delinquent mystic pizza. 1524 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:35,967 Whatever. 1525 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:36,933 See? You're shocked. 1526 01:07:36,967 --> 01:07:40,333 They'd have to invent a section for my movie. 1527 01:07:40,367 --> 01:07:41,300 That will be cool, 1528 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:45,033 when I make my movie and it comes out on video, 1529 01:07:45,067 --> 01:07:47,667 you and I can see who rents it. 1530 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:50,033 We could probably watch it on tv. 1531 01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:52,367 Do you plan on still working here 1532 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,400 after you make a motion picture? 1533 01:07:54,433 --> 01:07:56,467 True, I may not be here then. 1534 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:59,233 There is a certain laughability to kant. 1535 01:07:59,267 --> 01:08:00,900 He's valuable in certain ways, 1536 01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,633 but there's a laughability to him. 1537 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:05,900 Is it me, or does "bankrupt" come up more often 1538 01:08:05,933 --> 01:08:07,900 on wheel of fortune now? 1539 01:08:07,933 --> 01:08:10,700 I see you as braque to my picasso. 1540 01:08:10,733 --> 01:08:13,733 [Max] Would you rather be buried, cremated, 1541 01:08:13,767 --> 01:08:15,267 or eaten by crows? 1542 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:18,000 [Otis] I think i'd rather be cremated. 1543 01:08:18,033 --> 01:08:19,700 [Skippy] Can you name me 1544 01:08:19,733 --> 01:08:21,267 10 european capitals? 1545 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:22,500 Ding, ding. 1546 01:08:22,533 --> 01:08:24,000 holland. England. 1547 01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:24,900 England. 1548 01:08:24,933 --> 01:08:27,767 Skippy, what kind of a triv master are you? 1549 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,167 [Skippy] chet, you want to ding in? 1550 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,833 No. At my age, I find trivia too exhausting. 1551 01:08:32,867 --> 01:08:36,267 Name me all nine friday the 13th movies. 1552 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,267 Ding! Ding. 1553 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,167 friday the 13th. friday the 13th ii. 1554 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,267 friday the 13th iii in 3-d. 1555 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:42,467 Iv, the final chapter. 1556 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,400 V, a new beginning. Vii, the new blood. 1557 01:08:44,433 --> 01:08:46,733 Viii is jason takes manhattan. 1558 01:08:46,767 --> 01:08:48,333 Ix, jason goes to hell. 1559 01:08:48,367 --> 01:08:50,767 Vi, jason sucks some cock-- 1560 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:51,800 time is up. 1561 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:54,833 i'm sure it's jason sucks some cock. 1562 01:08:54,867 --> 01:08:55,633 No. max. 1563 01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:56,800 jason kills. 1564 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:57,600 That's it. 1565 01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,100 [Skippy] There's no jason kills. 1566 01:08:59,133 --> 01:09:01,333 We'll give it to him anyway. 1567 01:09:01,367 --> 01:09:02,833 You'll give it to him? 1568 01:09:02,867 --> 01:09:04,033 You shouldn't be triv master. 1569 01:09:04,067 --> 01:09:06,167 jason kills is an idiotic title. 1570 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,467 They could call all of them jason kills. 1571 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,767 Should I take his points back? 1572 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:12,833 Yes, you should. 1573 01:09:12,867 --> 01:09:15,200 [Max] There is no jason kills? 1574 01:09:15,233 --> 01:09:16,200 [Skippy] No! 1575 01:09:16,233 --> 01:09:18,567 [Otis] Are we talking about the tv show? 1576 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,900 Shut up. It's not jason kills, is it? 1577 01:09:21,933 --> 01:09:23,233 It's jason lives. 1578 01:09:23,267 --> 01:09:24,833 Ah! jason lives. 1579 01:09:24,867 --> 01:09:27,500 Who the fuck cares what jason does? 1580 01:09:27,533 --> 01:09:29,267 [Otis] You started this. 1581 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,267 Look at us. 1582 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,133 Was charles in charge a movie? 1583 01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:35,433 I quit. You're all a bunch of media slaves. 1584 01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:38,367 I hate this game-show shit. 1585 01:09:39,367 --> 01:09:41,367 kate... 1586 01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:46,333 i'm having a slight nervous breakdown right now. 1587 01:09:46,367 --> 01:09:47,533 Could... 1588 01:09:47,567 --> 01:09:51,533 Would you mind excusing yourself, please? 1589 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,800 I took back his points. 1590 01:09:57,833 --> 01:09:59,867 Thank you. 1591 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,633 This is all conversational blue balls. 1592 01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:07,367 Calm down. Somebody woke up 1593 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,733 on the wrong side of the futon. 1594 01:10:09,767 --> 01:10:12,467 You're the biggest wet blanket of us all. 1595 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,700 Worst influence on anyone. 1596 01:10:14,733 --> 01:10:15,600 i'm going home. 1597 01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:18,033 None of us are going anywhere. 1598 01:10:18,067 --> 01:10:19,700 [Max] Shut up, skippy. 1599 01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:21,200 Leave skippy alone. 1600 01:10:21,233 --> 01:10:23,467 Leave skippy alone? That's his role. 1601 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,700 We like to kick him around. 1602 01:10:25,733 --> 01:10:27,000 That's the norm. 1603 01:10:27,033 --> 01:10:28,333 It's a bad habit. 1604 01:10:28,367 --> 01:10:29,733 This is all just habit. 1605 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,867 These drinks we're drinking-- scotch. 1606 01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:33,867 You smoke like a chimney, grover. 1607 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,600 Affectations have become habits. 1608 01:10:35,633 --> 01:10:37,433 You're no different than us. 1609 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,633 We stay together out of fear. 1610 01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:40,767 That's all we know. 1611 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,333 We should adjust and treat him better. 1612 01:10:43,367 --> 01:10:44,333 He's not a child. 1613 01:10:44,367 --> 01:10:46,200 max, you just accept everything, 1614 01:10:46,233 --> 01:10:49,333 like it will go on like this. 1615 01:10:49,367 --> 01:10:50,133 i'm 22. 1616 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:52,467 When i'm 42, you'll be 42, 1617 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,233 and otis will be 42. 1618 01:10:54,267 --> 01:10:55,233 Thanks. 1619 01:10:55,267 --> 01:10:56,833 That's interesting. My birthday is 1620 01:10:56,867 --> 01:10:59,367 in a month, so i'll be 43, but... 1621 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,333 You know what I mean. 1622 01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:03,067 Just leave skippy be. 1623 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,000 He's not a child. 1624 01:11:05,033 --> 01:11:06,600 max is an asshole, 1625 01:11:06,633 --> 01:11:07,633 but he's right. 1626 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:10,533 What? i'm defending you, you idiot. 1627 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:13,867 This crap is all just a symptom of the pressures 1628 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,900 the hawks have put upon themselves-- 1629 01:11:15,933 --> 01:11:17,767 I thought we were the cougars. 1630 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,900 Cougars, jerk-offs! Who gives a fuck? 1631 01:11:19,933 --> 01:11:21,733 It's a symptom of the pressures 1632 01:11:21,767 --> 01:11:23,867 we put upon ourselves to remain friends 1633 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,233 in this unnatural environment-- 1634 01:11:25,267 --> 01:11:27,733 liberal arts bullshit! i'm not prepared. 1635 01:11:27,767 --> 01:11:30,867 [Chet] Is everything all right here? 1636 01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:33,533 Soon we'll start 1637 01:11:33,567 --> 01:11:35,333 back-stabbing one another. 1638 01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:36,833 Skippy. 1639 01:11:36,867 --> 01:11:38,233 I know. 1640 01:11:38,267 --> 01:11:40,167 You and miami. 1641 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,933 I slept with her. 1642 01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:44,000 Yeah, I know. She told me... 1643 01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:45,767 And grover told me, too. 1644 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:49,367 And otis told me, also. 1645 01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:52,833 I didn't say a word. 1646 01:11:52,867 --> 01:11:54,733 Well, aren't we all good friends? 1647 01:11:54,767 --> 01:11:57,200 Although miami said she slept with max, 1648 01:11:57,233 --> 01:12:00,667 and three of you say max slept with her. 1649 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:03,033 I don't know who to believe. 1650 01:12:03,067 --> 01:12:04,233 I am sorry. 1651 01:12:04,267 --> 01:12:06,567 We were both just...There. 1652 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,767 i'm not-- 1653 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,067 I mean, there's kate. 1654 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:11,533 I know. 1655 01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:13,633 I hate you. 1656 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:15,900 Essentially, we're not friends. 1657 01:12:15,933 --> 01:12:19,467 Basically, you're a fuck-head. 1658 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,467 As of now-- 1659 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:25,667 wait till the second hand passes the 5. 1660 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:27,567 There. As of now, 1661 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,433 our friendship is done. 1662 01:12:29,467 --> 01:12:32,367 It's official. It's finished. 1663 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,633 Hi. 1664 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:02,600 I was just walking by-- 1665 01:13:02,633 --> 01:13:04,133 hold it. Just... 1666 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:05,567 i'm having... 1667 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,033 One of those times 1668 01:13:07,067 --> 01:13:11,833 where my name sounds very weird to me. 1669 01:13:11,867 --> 01:13:14,433 My name is jane. 1670 01:13:14,467 --> 01:13:16,367 jane. 1671 01:13:18,033 --> 01:13:20,967 It all sounds so foreign to me, you know? 1672 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,833 This is really where you like to hang out, huh? 1673 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,733 Yeah. I like to come here 1674 01:13:26,767 --> 01:13:29,000 and get away from the school-- 1675 01:13:29,033 --> 01:13:30,533 think about graduation. 1676 01:13:30,567 --> 01:13:33,500 Plus chet lets me listen to talk radio. 1677 01:13:33,533 --> 01:13:35,667 i'm just addicted to it. 1678 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:37,400 This is a townie bar. 1679 01:13:37,433 --> 01:13:39,300 There are these little things 1680 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:43,200 that people have as pets called dogs. 1681 01:13:43,233 --> 01:13:45,700 You know. Dogs. 1682 01:13:47,467 --> 01:13:49,700 Cantaloupe. 1683 01:13:50,533 --> 01:13:53,833 We eat cantaloupe. 1684 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:56,633 What are you talking about? 1685 01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:57,600 These--these things. 1686 01:13:57,633 --> 01:14:00,933 These things that we take for granted, 1687 01:14:00,967 --> 01:14:02,933 they're all so weird. 1688 01:14:02,967 --> 01:14:04,867 You know, these words. 1689 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,433 These... These names. 1690 01:14:07,467 --> 01:14:09,433 jane. 1691 01:14:09,467 --> 01:14:11,567 jane. 1692 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,600 Grover. 1693 01:14:13,633 --> 01:14:15,067 Gro... 1694 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:16,367 Ver. 1695 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,333 What are you drinking? 1696 01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:19,700 Scotch. 1697 01:14:19,733 --> 01:14:21,267 Yikes. 1698 01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:25,033 chet. 1699 01:14:25,067 --> 01:14:27,433 chet. 1700 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,367 [Country music playing] 1701 01:14:33,667 --> 01:14:36,867 They only play country music on this juke box. 1702 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:39,033 * tell me now that you know how * 1703 01:14:39,067 --> 01:14:43,633 * to meet the dawn each day * 1704 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:45,800 i'm a little drunk. 1705 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,100 * fearless and unfettered 1706 01:14:47,133 --> 01:14:52,367 * stand before the sun and pray * 1707 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:56,067 * there's no controversy 1708 01:14:56,100 --> 01:15:00,633 * let silent judgment flee 1709 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:04,533 * for justice or for mercy 1710 01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:11,600 * they all will set you free 1711 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:18,333 * it's a braver, newer world... * 1712 01:15:18,367 --> 01:15:20,900 [coughing] 1713 01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:23,900 You o.K.? 1714 01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:26,400 Fine. 1715 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,333 Well, i'm hammered. 1716 01:15:30,367 --> 01:15:33,133 I mean, i'm hiding it very well-- 1717 01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:35,100 i'm aware of that-- 1718 01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:37,233 but i'm pretty soused. 1719 01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:39,433 Can you tell? 1720 01:15:39,467 --> 01:15:41,333 No. 1721 01:15:41,367 --> 01:15:43,267 Come on. 1722 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:44,300 Well, yeah. 1723 01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:45,900 When you were at the bar, 1724 01:15:45,933 --> 01:15:49,167 you were saying diaphragm instead of diploma. 1725 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,200 Other than that, no. 1726 01:15:52,233 --> 01:15:54,667 What about me? 1727 01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:56,867 No. I had no idea. 1728 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:58,467 You seemed fine. 1729 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,500 When you called chet "daddy," 1730 01:16:00,533 --> 01:16:03,067 I thought that's who he was-- 1731 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,533 your daddy. 1732 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,233 Shit. I got to be 1733 01:16:08,267 --> 01:16:11,000 at my therapist's in five minutes. 1734 01:16:11,033 --> 01:16:12,100 What do I do? 1735 01:16:12,133 --> 01:16:14,867 Being at my therapist's drunk-- 1736 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,967 how awful. 1737 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:24,100 * it's a braver, newer world you've found * 1738 01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:31,833 * going round and round and round and round * 1739 01:16:33,233 --> 01:16:40,700 * it's a braver, newer world you've found... * 1740 01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:53,367 you know, despite my efforts, 1741 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,033 my intense efforts to do nothing, 1742 01:16:56,067 --> 01:16:58,367 things happen anyway. 1743 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,467 Like? 1744 01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,033 i'm embarrassed to say. I just... 1745 01:17:03,067 --> 01:17:05,533 I didn't want to have any attachments 1746 01:17:05,567 --> 01:17:07,467 at school my senior year-- 1747 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,667 you know, graduation and all. 1748 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:11,800 Yeah. Me, too. 1749 01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,800 I just hope... 1750 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:15,467 That we both... 1751 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:17,867 Feel this way after today. 1752 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:20,233 After we leave this moment, I... 1753 01:17:20,267 --> 01:17:23,900 I hope that after the alcohol wears off 1754 01:17:23,933 --> 01:17:26,167 and you go talk to your shrink 1755 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,800 and I go back to my friends, 1756 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,733 I just hope we keep this. 1757 01:17:32,767 --> 01:17:35,933 It's not really as dramatic as all that. 1758 01:17:35,967 --> 01:17:38,167 I mean, we've got some time. 1759 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,867 It's a long life. 1760 01:17:41,767 --> 01:17:44,833 Hey, what if we did have a love affair? 1761 01:17:44,867 --> 01:17:48,467 Do you think it would really last? 1762 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:52,367 Well, that's a good attitude. 1763 01:17:56,867 --> 01:17:58,867 [Sighs] 1764 01:17:59,667 --> 01:18:01,167 [Click] 1765 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,700 [Jane] Hi. 1766 01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:04,133 Uh, it's me. 1767 01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:05,767 I feel really stupid calling again. 1768 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:10,067 I wish someone would just pick up or call or something. 1769 01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:11,267 max, are you there? 1770 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:13,533 Are you doing a crossword? 1771 01:18:13,567 --> 01:18:14,833 I have this fear that 1772 01:18:14,867 --> 01:18:19,367 you're all around the machine giggling or something. 1773 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,567 Grover... 1774 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:26,333 I just wanted to tell you that i-- 1775 01:18:26,367 --> 01:18:28,367 [click] 1776 01:18:31,867 --> 01:18:33,100 [Click] 1777 01:18:33,133 --> 01:18:35,133 [Jane] Hi. 1778 01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:36,567 Uh, it's me. 1779 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,700 I feel really stupid calling again. 1780 01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:43,500 I wish someone would just pick up or call or something. 1781 01:18:43,533 --> 01:18:44,700 max, are you there? 1782 01:18:44,733 --> 01:18:46,967 Are you doing a crossword? 1783 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,233 I have this fear that 1784 01:18:48,267 --> 01:18:52,867 you're all around the machine giggling or something. 1785 01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:56,033 Grover... 1786 01:18:56,067 --> 01:18:59,567 I just wanted to tell you that I... 1787 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,900 That I miss you. 1788 01:19:01,933 --> 01:19:03,933 [Click] 1789 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,067 She's really happy. 1790 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,667 Her new professor's terrific, 1791 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:22,867 and he's very encouraging of her writing. 1792 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,933 She stopped calling me. 1793 01:19:25,967 --> 01:19:27,900 I thought about calling her. 1794 01:19:27,933 --> 01:19:30,733 It just seems like a lot to do. 1795 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:31,800 She's so far. 1796 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,300 That long-distance code is so long. 1797 01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:35,667 It's long. 1798 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,167 It's really long. 1799 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,367 And i'm not there. 1800 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:44,667 Do you plan to leave here ever? 1801 01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:46,600 Why would I leave? 1802 01:19:46,633 --> 01:19:47,933 I don't know. 1803 01:19:47,967 --> 01:19:50,833 You know, i sold term papers 1804 01:19:50,867 --> 01:19:51,767 to make a living, 1805 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,867 slept with undergraduates, the whole deal. 1806 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:56,733 After my seventh or eighth year, 1807 01:19:56,767 --> 01:20:00,567 I began to feel like i was using myself. 1808 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,133 Somehow i experienced my time 1809 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:05,367 as a postponement of my life, 1810 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,167 but eventually, i just realized 1811 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,500 that this is my life. 1812 01:20:09,533 --> 01:20:12,000 I can see getting used to it. 1813 01:20:12,033 --> 01:20:13,567 I met a woman-- my third 1814 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,167 american history of the 20th century professor. 1815 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,967 We had this child. 1816 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:19,933 Nice. 1817 01:20:19,967 --> 01:20:21,300 It is nice. 1818 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:22,367 It's nice. 1819 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,233 But it's not for everyone. Uh-uh. 1820 01:20:25,267 --> 01:20:29,167 Some people need to have a real career, 1821 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:30,167 which is something 1822 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,300 that i've never really understood, 1823 01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:33,167 you know-- 1824 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,433 why someone would want to be a vet 1825 01:20:36,467 --> 01:20:38,933 or a lawyer or a filmmaker. 1826 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:41,133 i'm paraphrasing myself here, 1827 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:43,500 but I am a student, 1828 01:20:43,533 --> 01:20:45,733 and that's what I chose. 1829 01:20:45,767 --> 01:20:49,733 You might need to choose something else, 1830 01:20:49,767 --> 01:20:51,867 and that's... 1831 01:20:56,067 --> 01:20:57,900 I like that you drink. 1832 01:20:57,933 --> 01:21:00,267 I like a bartender who drinks. 1833 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:03,833 Otherwise, I feel like i'm being poisoned. 1834 01:21:03,867 --> 01:21:05,533 Here's a joke. 1835 01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:09,467 How do you make god laugh? 1836 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,933 How? 1837 01:21:14,367 --> 01:21:16,733 Make a plan. 1838 01:21:18,433 --> 01:21:20,533 Ha. 1839 01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:37,300 Now arriving at gate 4b... 1840 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:40,367 Oh, god. 1841 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,367 Huh... 1842 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,300 My mother put mayonnaise on this. 1843 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,567 This thing is swimming in mayonnaise. 1844 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,133 I could get really sick 1845 01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:50,667 if I don't get this refrigerated soon, right? 1846 01:21:50,700 --> 01:21:51,800 Absolutely. 1847 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:54,667 Warm mayonnaise only means trouble. 1848 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,600 Oh! 1849 01:21:56,633 --> 01:22:00,400 So we'll see you... When? Spring break? 1850 01:22:00,433 --> 01:22:01,933 Yeah. 1851 01:22:01,967 --> 01:22:03,433 What? 1852 01:22:03,467 --> 01:22:04,433 N-no. 1853 01:22:04,467 --> 01:22:09,933 I think it might be better if I stay till summer. 1854 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:14,367 Oh, god, i'm antsy times four. 1855 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,233 Bye, otis. 1856 01:22:16,267 --> 01:22:18,300 Oh, bye, kate. 1857 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,600 [Giggles] 1858 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:24,867 max is going to miss you. 1859 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,133 Boy... 1860 01:22:27,167 --> 01:22:28,333 High school. 1861 01:22:28,367 --> 01:22:32,400 I miss that like a bitch now, too. 1862 01:22:32,433 --> 01:22:34,367 O.K. 1863 01:22:39,733 --> 01:22:42,867 [Muffled speech] 1864 01:22:47,867 --> 01:22:49,733 Thanks. 1865 01:22:50,467 --> 01:22:53,867 O.K. Just get this over with. 1866 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:57,167 [Baby coos] 1867 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,667 Look at the baby! 1868 01:22:58,700 --> 01:22:59,633 i'll give you $400 1869 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:02,933 if you go in the duty-free shop with no pants 1870 01:23:02,967 --> 01:23:04,933 and start yelling, "look at me!" 1871 01:23:04,967 --> 01:23:07,300 otis said you applied for a job 1872 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:09,433 in the philosophy department. 1873 01:23:09,467 --> 01:23:10,967 Did he say that? 1874 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,667 Hmm. 1875 01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,333 Then it must be true. 1876 01:23:13,367 --> 01:23:16,100 kate might take time off after school, 1877 01:23:16,133 --> 01:23:18,100 we might get a place. 1878 01:23:18,133 --> 01:23:19,867 And there's the prom. 1879 01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,167 Don't make fun. 1880 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,700 I didn't make fun. 1881 01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:24,300 I got my tuxedo. 1882 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:25,467 Bye, baby. 1883 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,933 Attention--flight 426, 1884 01:23:27,967 --> 01:23:30,633 there is a gate change. 1885 01:23:30,667 --> 01:23:33,900 Flight 426 to boston 1886 01:23:33,933 --> 01:23:37,867 now boarding at gate 12b. 1887 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,400 Shit. 1888 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:44,867 I wish I hadn't noticed that. 1889 01:23:47,933 --> 01:23:52,533 I think my scarf looks great. 1890 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,000 Give me some sugar. 1891 01:23:55,033 --> 01:23:57,367 That's high speed. 1892 01:24:07,733 --> 01:24:10,667 [Indistinct talking] 1893 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:13,933 [Airplane taking off] 1894 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,533 Flight 368... 1895 01:24:19,567 --> 01:24:22,800 Yeah, it is. 14d. There you go. 1896 01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:23,800 Thank you. 1897 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,867 Have a safe flight. 1898 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:27,633 Are there any flights to prague? 1899 01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:28,800 We have our shuttle 1900 01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:30,967 that goes to international terminal, 1901 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,933 then you change for paris, 1902 01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:35,367 and change there for prague. 1903 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:38,567 And the shuttle, uh, leaves when? 1904 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,333 In an hour. 1905 01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:43,100 Well, put me on it. 1906 01:24:43,133 --> 01:24:46,200 i'm sorry, sir. That flight's all booked. 1907 01:24:46,233 --> 01:24:47,667 Everybody else in america 1908 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,567 has already been to prague. 1909 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,967 What's the big deal you send one extra? 1910 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:53,933 i'm sorry. 1911 01:24:53,967 --> 01:24:57,333 i've been needing to go there for a long time. 1912 01:24:57,367 --> 01:24:59,367 I mean, there's czech and slovakia 1913 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,700 and then the big jewish cemetery 1914 01:25:01,733 --> 01:25:02,700 and the opera house. 1915 01:25:02,733 --> 01:25:05,900 Maybe that's vienna where the opera house is, 1916 01:25:05,933 --> 01:25:06,800 but that's nearby. 1917 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:09,200 Given the opportunity, i'd hit vienna, too. 1918 01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:12,300 Hell, i'd do all of europe, given the chance. 1919 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:15,567 I can imagine jane and some pragian idiot 1920 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,100 dancing the night away. 1921 01:25:17,133 --> 01:25:18,700 What a horrible image. 1922 01:25:18,733 --> 01:25:19,867 And the coffee. 1923 01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,200 All I know is american coffee-- 1924 01:25:22,233 --> 01:25:24,767 or beer or whatever-- is good over there. 1925 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,433 It's got to all be better over there. 1926 01:25:27,467 --> 01:25:29,333 Nothing I eat has any taste. 1927 01:25:29,367 --> 01:25:31,833 This has been such a strange time. 1928 01:25:31,867 --> 01:25:33,733 What if I was there now? 1929 01:25:33,767 --> 01:25:35,167 How would things be different? 1930 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,133 Isn't there a big bridge with statues on it? 1931 01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:41,233 I seem to remember that from a history class. 1932 01:25:41,267 --> 01:25:45,233 jane and some guy kissing on the bridge 1933 01:25:45,267 --> 01:25:46,400 in public. 1934 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:49,133 Or jane and some czech writer. 1935 01:25:49,167 --> 01:25:51,867 The image kills me. 1936 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:53,933 Just great. 1937 01:25:53,967 --> 01:25:55,367 This is so frustrating 1938 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,433 because i'm terrible at conflict. 1939 01:25:57,467 --> 01:25:59,600 If i'd imagined this problem 1940 01:25:59,633 --> 01:26:00,800 while falling asleep, 1941 01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:03,133 I don't think i'd have spoken up to you. 1942 01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:06,767 Even in my fantasy life, i would have accepted it. 1943 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,900 That's who I am. 1944 01:26:07,933 --> 01:26:09,400 But today, i have to go. 1945 01:26:09,433 --> 01:26:12,467 When I tell people about this in the future, 1946 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,400 I know it will be the time that I went. 1947 01:26:15,433 --> 01:26:17,400 When I review this in my head, 1948 01:26:17,433 --> 01:26:19,900 I won't know what I did or why. 1949 01:26:19,933 --> 01:26:22,100 I think they've done something 1950 01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:23,433 with the real grover. 1951 01:26:23,467 --> 01:26:25,567 But it will make a good story 1952 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,367 of my young-adult life-- 1953 01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,767 the time I chose to go to prague. 1954 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:33,100 I won't believe that I actually went, 1955 01:26:33,133 --> 01:26:35,000 you know, I went away. 1956 01:26:35,033 --> 01:26:37,800 So let me go. I have to. 1957 01:26:37,833 --> 01:26:39,000 I need... 1958 01:26:39,033 --> 01:26:41,733 Just put me on the plane 1959 01:26:41,767 --> 01:26:44,267 and let me go. 1960 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,867 [Typing] 1961 01:26:51,867 --> 01:26:55,800 I think I can find a seat for you. 1962 01:27:04,867 --> 01:27:09,467 Very good, mr. cary. 1963 01:27:12,533 --> 01:27:16,367 Now i'll just have to see your passport. 1964 01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:35,667 Well, you can always go tomorrow. 1965 01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:50,867 Yeah. 1966 01:27:55,367 --> 01:27:57,367 Thanks. 1967 01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:11,067 This is for my confession in the bar. 1968 01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:12,933 i'm--i'm a little drunk, 1969 01:28:12,967 --> 01:28:15,367 but I didn't mean to scare you. 1970 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,833 That's o.K. i'll take 50 cents. 1971 01:28:17,867 --> 01:28:18,900 Thanks. 1972 01:28:18,933 --> 01:28:22,333 You still find your name weird? 1973 01:28:22,367 --> 01:28:23,367 Oh, no. 1974 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,800 Just happens to me occasionally. 1975 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:28,667 Oh! I came up with a great comeback 1976 01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:32,367 to something that you said to me yesterday. 1977 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,633 I can't remember it now, though. 1978 01:28:34,667 --> 01:28:38,500 How come I never saw you before writing class? 1979 01:28:38,533 --> 01:28:40,567 I guess you didn't look. 1980 01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:41,967 i've always been there. 1981 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,600 To think, for four years, 1982 01:28:43,633 --> 01:28:45,867 we were catching the same colds, 1983 01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:48,300 being bit by the same mosquitoes. 1984 01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:49,567 To think. 1985 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:51,467 So what's your sign? 1986 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,400 i'm a scorpio. 1987 01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:54,700 Why? 1988 01:28:54,733 --> 01:28:56,267 i'm a--a libra. 1989 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:57,367 Oh, really? 1990 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,467 What does that mean? 1991 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,533 I don't know. 1992 01:29:00,567 --> 01:29:01,900 It should mean something. 1993 01:29:01,933 --> 01:29:03,433 It sounds like it does. 1994 01:29:03,467 --> 01:29:05,733 Yeah, it does. It must. 1995 01:29:05,767 --> 01:29:06,900 Some story ideas? 1996 01:29:06,933 --> 01:29:09,667 Oh, just something occurred to me. 1997 01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:11,033 That's good, to do that. 1998 01:29:11,067 --> 01:29:13,367 I forget to carry writing materials. 1999 01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,867 Is it really obnoxious? 2000 01:29:20,067 --> 01:29:22,000 O.K. The way I see it, 2001 01:29:22,033 --> 01:29:23,967 if we were an old couple, 2002 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,667 dated for years, graduated, 2003 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,333 away from scholastic complications, 2004 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:29,500 and I reached over and kissed you, 2005 01:29:29,533 --> 01:29:31,567 you wouldn't say a word. 2006 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,300 You'd be delighted... 2007 01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:34,533 Probably. 2008 01:29:34,567 --> 01:29:36,467 But if i did that now, 2009 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,200 it would be quite forward. 2010 01:29:38,233 --> 01:29:40,967 If I did it the first time we ever met, 2011 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,933 you probably would hit me. 2012 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:46,933 What do you mean? 2013 01:29:46,967 --> 01:29:50,633 I just wish we were an old couple 2014 01:29:50,667 --> 01:29:53,367 so I could do that. 2015 01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:12,867 What? 2016 01:30:24,567 --> 01:30:28,467 * I know I got a bad reputation * 2017 01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:32,633 * and it isn't just talk, talk, talk * 2018 01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:37,067 * if I could only give you everything * 2019 01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:40,467 * you know I haven't got 2020 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:45,233 * I couldn't have one conversation * 2021 01:30:45,267 --> 01:30:49,267 * if it wasn't for the lies, lies, lies * 2022 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:53,933 * and still I wanna tell you everything * 2023 01:30:53,967 --> 01:30:56,267 * till I close my eyes 2024 01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:59,900 * suddenly, i'm on the street * 2025 01:30:59,933 --> 01:31:02,600 * seven years disappear 2026 01:31:02,633 --> 01:31:04,700 * below my feet 2027 01:31:04,733 --> 01:31:06,633 * been breakin' down 2028 01:31:06,667 --> 01:31:09,000 * do you want me now? 2029 01:31:09,033 --> 01:31:12,200 * do you want me now? 2030 01:31:12,233 --> 01:31:16,767 * suddenly, i'm down in herald sqaure * 2031 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,367 * lookin' in the crowd 2032 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:21,467 * your face is everywhere 2033 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,433 * been turnin' round 2034 01:31:23,467 --> 01:31:25,600 * do you want me now? 2035 01:31:25,633 --> 01:31:31,467 * do you want me now? 2036 01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:48,300 * don't try to be an inspiration * 2037 01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:52,600 * just wasting your time, time, time * 2038 01:31:52,633 --> 01:31:57,100 * you know about the best i'll ever be * 2039 01:31:57,133 --> 01:32:00,700 * see it in your eyes 2040 01:32:01,300 --> 01:32:05,367 * I know I got a bad reputation * 2041 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:09,533 * and it isn't just talk, talk, talk * 2042 01:32:09,567 --> 01:32:13,800 * if I could only give you everything * 2043 01:32:13,833 --> 01:32:15,933 * you know I haven't got 2044 01:32:15,967 --> 01:32:19,900 * suddenly, i'm on the street * 2045 01:32:19,933 --> 01:32:22,533 * seven years disappear 2046 01:32:22,567 --> 01:32:24,633 * below my feet 2047 01:32:24,667 --> 01:32:26,600 * been breakin' down 2048 01:32:26,633 --> 01:32:29,133 * do you want me now? 2049 01:32:29,167 --> 01:32:32,200 * do you want me now? 2050 01:32:32,233 --> 01:32:36,133 * suddenly, i'm in another place * 2051 01:32:36,167 --> 01:32:41,467 * lookin' in the crowd, i think I see your face * 2052 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,600 * been turnin' round 2053 01:32:43,633 --> 01:32:45,600 * do you want me now? 2054 01:32:45,633 --> 01:32:49,633 * do you want me now? 2055 01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,933 * now, now 2056 01:32:51,967 --> 01:32:53,933 * do you want me now? 2057 01:32:53,967 --> 01:32:58,133 * do you want me now? 2058 01:32:58,167 --> 01:33:00,500 * now, now 2059 01:33:00,533 --> 01:33:02,500 * do you want me now? 2060 01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:06,333 * do you want me now? 2061 01:33:06,367 --> 01:33:09,867 * don't you think i've heard the talk? * 2062 01:33:09,900 --> 01:33:15,033 * nobody's gonna tell me who to love * 2063 01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:17,433 * been breakin' down 2064 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:19,433 * do you want me now? 2065 01:33:19,467 --> 01:33:22,633 * do you want me now? 2066 01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:27,100 * suddenly, i'm down on herald square * 2067 01:33:27,133 --> 01:33:28,533 * lookin' in the crowd 2068 01:33:28,567 --> 01:33:31,800 * your face is everywhere 2069 01:33:31,833 --> 01:33:33,933 * just turnin' round 2070 01:33:33,967 --> 01:33:35,933 * do you want me now? 2071 01:33:35,967 --> 01:33:40,467 * do you want me now? 2072 01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:42,433 * been breakin' down 2073 01:33:42,467 --> 01:33:44,433 * do you want me now? 2074 01:33:44,467 --> 01:33:47,700 * do you want me now? 2075 01:33:47,733 --> 01:33:55,967 * i'm just breakin' down, down, down, down * 2076 01:33:56,967 --> 01:34:04,033 * been breakin' down, down, down, down * 2077 01:34:05,367 --> 01:34:12,533 * been breakin' down, down, down, down * 2078 01:34:13,867 --> 01:34:20,967 * been breakin' down, down, down, down * 2079 01:34:22,300 --> 01:34:25,967 * been breakin' down... 2080 01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:37,367 Captioning made possible by vidmark entertainment 2081 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:39,900 captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 2082 01:34:39,933 --> 01:34:45,300 Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute 128406