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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:52,496 My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me tonight. 2 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:54,000 Tonight we're launching an effort 3 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:57,574 which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. 4 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:01,080 There will be risks and results take time. 5 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,818 But I believe we can do it. 6 00:02:26,953 --> 00:02:30,828 I heard about a man who carries his own coffin. 7 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:33,999 He doesn't wear a watch. 8 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,639 He decides what time it is. 9 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,859 You know why they call me Nino Grande? 10 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,913 Nino, are you ready for dinner? 11 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:58,922 - Drop 'em. 12 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,094 No. But Dirty Harry will. 13 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,138 Ay, chinga! 14 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,078 I've been looking for the six-fingered man. 15 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:11,848 What does that make you? 16 00:05:11,849 --> 00:05:13,352 I am Nino Grande! 17 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,323 You bang my sister. 18 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:19,665 Now! Prepare to die! 19 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:28,248 Nino Grande, always a foot short. 20 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:47,988 Adios, muchacho. 21 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,861 You just got Fisted. 22 00:06:28,703 --> 00:06:31,241 This is a stick-up, mofos, put your hands in the air! 23 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:34,715 We can either do this the easy way... 24 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:37,954 Or my way. 25 00:06:37,955 --> 00:06:40,325 - I can do it both ways. - Give me everything you've got. 26 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:43,799 Lollipops, chains, keys, jewels everything. 27 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,237 I don't want your dirty ass cash, where's your bling. 28 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,510 Spread out! 29 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:52,115 I want this bitch platinum by morning! 30 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:53,786 Put your weight on it. 31 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:56,090 Fools! 32 00:06:56,091 --> 00:07:00,465 Everybody, bow your heads to Superfly. 33 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,170 Your new god. Don't you all know who I am? 34 00:07:03,171 --> 00:07:05,976 - You don't know, that's, that's... 35 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:09,050 That's the best kung-fu rapper on the planet. 36 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:16,297 What you looking at, motherfucker, you ain't gonna do... 37 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,076 What the hell are you doing, Chinaman? 38 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:31,226 Now put some weight on it! 39 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:35,101 You ain't nothing but a fake-ass Bruce Lee kung-fu fool! 40 00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:38,007 Hey, don't you la-la's know who I am? 41 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,911 You better ask somebody! 42 00:07:39,912 --> 00:07:42,382 - Superfly motherfuckers! - That's right. 43 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,922 Hey, somebody get this fake. 44 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:05,228 - Superfly motherfuckers! - That's right. 45 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:07,298 Bow your heads! 46 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,369 And girls, ladies, you with me now! 47 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:11,073 Take his hat too. 48 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,877 What's my name? 49 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:15,148 - Superfly motherfuckers! 50 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,553 - Superfly motherfuckers! 51 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,892 - Superfly! - Remember... 52 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,228 I'm Superfly! 53 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:26,471 When you see me coming. Bow your heads! 54 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,315 New York City, 1984. 55 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:36,123 Ain't nothing like the Disco-funk, free love of the '70s. 56 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,929 Grown men are moving right on back home with mama. 57 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,200 And everybody's on welfare. 58 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:43,905 With the central planners in full genocidal effect, 59 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:46,243 this whole city man, needs a hero, 60 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:50,284 to fight back against the blight, the smack, the crack, the gangs, 61 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:53,023 the boys in blue, the agents in suits. 62 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:56,330 And all that trickle down Reaganomics bullshit! 63 00:08:56,331 --> 00:09:00,506 We find our heroes in the most unusual places. 64 00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:06,517 Okay, man, okay. 65 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,190 Goddamn, you like King Kong. 66 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,264 Conyo, wake up, man. 67 00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:16,103 Come on you gotta do your job. 68 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:18,575 Don't call me conyo, pendejo! You don't even speak Spanish! 69 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:21,514 I speak everything, what you talking crazy for? 70 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:24,386 - Dude you want me to call the IRS? - You mean the I-N-S. 71 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:27,425 Whatever I send your ass back to Guantanamo. 72 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:30,298 I'm from Mexico, cabron. 73 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:33,404 What the fuck difference does it make where you're from, 74 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,274 Hector? 75 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,346 Did you want me to come, we start over again? 76 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:42,355 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 77 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:45,462 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 78 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:59,122 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 79 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:01,694 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 80 00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:04,366 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 81 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:07,139 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 82 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,412 What has the world come to? 83 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,518 What are you gonna do, Fist? 84 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:16,156 Return to sender. 85 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,598 Now you talking, baby! That I like. Keep it coming... 86 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,270 Well, ain't this special. 87 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:26,410 Okinawa Jackson was wondering when you homos was gonna show up. 88 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:29,382 Sign says the shop opened 20 minutes ago. 89 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:33,157 Okay, Jackson. Get a job, man. You know what I saying. I talking to you. 90 00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:36,597 Guapo, that's not funny. You know I got fired from Chuck E Cheese last week. 91 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:39,335 Is that why you wearing your Mickey Mouse outfit? 92 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:42,408 Guapo! You know I'm broke, man. Wanna buy me some Chuck's? 93 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,713 - No, man. You know what I buy you? 94 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,653 I buy you some Soul Glo in your fro. 95 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,191 Because it looks like you got pelicans in your head, man. 96 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,451 Man, I can't afford a haircut, okay? Hell, I 97 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:54,734 can't afford clippers, shoot! And my rent... 98 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:58,541 It's too damn high! 99 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:01,102 You got meet for the week? You gotta order anything from the boss? 100 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:03,317 I got more beef than you can handle. Okay. 101 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:05,087 Order up. 102 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:08,260 Yeah, give Okinawa some water. 103 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,941 Okinawa, you know water costs money, right? 104 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,368 Come on, man. I'm black. I'm hot. 105 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:13,717 - What's that have to do with you 106 00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:15,089 wanting water? - I'm black, I'm hot. 107 00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:18,247 Again, so what? - Black people need water when it's hot. 108 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,086 KGB! What's goin' on wit' ya. 109 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,423 How about you hook me up with some of them Soviet bitches. 110 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:29,202 - Them's the finest honeys ever. - Yes, good. Boss there, must sweep. 111 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,406 Boss What are you talking about, crazy lady? 112 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:34,145 Remember, boss is always watching. 113 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,149 Listening. Video cameras, 114 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,621 listening devices, everywhere! 115 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:41,359 He likes to watch. 116 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,765 - But you can't get away all day... - Like Soviet Russia. 117 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:47,673 Shut up! On hay, down by the bay, 118 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:53,150 all day, on hay, by the bay, 119 00:11:53,151 --> 00:11:56,323 when the kids come to play, 120 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,293 but you can't get away all day, 121 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:02,335 'cause when the kids come to play, all day on hay, 122 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,372 down by the bay, 123 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:07,411 when the kids come to play, cause one way, 124 00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:11,186 or another, crime don't pay! 125 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:14,459 You know what, you know what a hassa is? 126 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,799 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 127 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,339 You know that hassa hasn't paid me in two weeks. 128 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,377 - Not a damn thing. 129 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,581 No, he don't pay Willy either. 130 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,819 What you doing, cuckoo bird? 131 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:30,357 Hey, the loony bin is down that way. 132 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,594 What you need? 133 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,667 I just want you to know, we're being watched. 134 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:38,541 They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. 135 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,210 People are getting killed... 136 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,448 And I'll have a bagel burger, fries and a Coke. 137 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,825 Willy, let me get a bagel burger with fries, 138 00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:47,224 Coke and a Diet Coke for that loony guy. 139 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,596 Hey, you don't want that burger. 140 00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:54,305 If I get you a good lawyer, we can sue the government for your crack addiction. 141 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,480 You know that the CIA sells all the cocaine, right, all the crack? 142 00:12:58,481 --> 00:13:00,819 The Drug War's a fraud! 143 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,756 It's a fake, it's a scam! 144 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:08,634 And don't believe it! You know that CIA! CIA! 145 00:13:08,635 --> 00:13:10,505 Runs all the drugs in this country! 146 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,176 On the planet! It's nonsense. 147 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,615 They made it up so they could take all of our money. 148 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:20,224 They made it so they can steal our tax money! 149 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,393 Fucking thieves! 150 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:25,502 I'll just have fries then. 151 00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:26,571 Just the fries. 152 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:32,215 You know... 153 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:39,328 Ho, it's a stick 154 00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:42,636 I don't want nobody to make any kind of fucking noise. 155 00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,240 I know you got some money in here. 156 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,913 - Hey, give me your money. - I don't have anything. 157 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,186 You don't have anything, how about you? 158 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,267 There's something wrong with everybody in here, okay! 159 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,528 Manolo, is that you? Manolo... 160 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,097 Primo, what are you doing here, Guapo? 161 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,978 What am I doing, I work at the Bagel Burger. What are you doing here, man? 162 00:14:00,002 --> 00:14:02,408 - Yeah. 163 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,249 Can I talk to you real quick. I'm going through some things, you know. 164 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,388 And my food stamps, they don't really buy me anything, 165 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,959 no Coke, nothing. 166 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:17,239 So basically what I was trying to ask you is, if I can rob your restaurant? 167 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,914 Ju know what, I don't see nothing. 168 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,684 Ju know, I don't see anything, man. 169 00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:25,822 Guapo, I'm standing right here. 170 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,592 - Manolo. 171 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:30,430 Manolo, I don't see nothing. 172 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,969 But I am right here! 173 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,640 Manolo, you're not listening, 174 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,577 I don't see nothing, man, it's okay. 175 00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:39,716 You know, whatever, it's okay, I don't see nothing. 176 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,522 Primo, I am right here! 177 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:44,492 Manolo, listen to what I say. 178 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:48,400 I don't see nothing. I can't see ju, ju know. 179 00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,707 No eyes on ju. I don't see ju. 180 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,842 Oh! Oh! 181 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,713 It's okay. 182 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:58,420 Whoa. Let's get it on! Hey, man give me the watch. 183 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,859 - Hey, hey, hey, okay. - Give me your watch. 184 00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:06,670 Listen up, motherfuckers! 185 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:11,814 In 1462, Nostradamus predicted 186 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,588 that a bad motherfucker would appear upon the land. 187 00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:18,393 The sun will refuse to shine, 188 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:21,633 and a darkness would fall upon the land. 189 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,470 Today is the day. 190 00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:27,980 Prepare thyself, the Superfly is here! 191 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,250 What's up! 192 00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,488 My name is Superfly. 193 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:33,691 Put the weight on it. 194 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,329 We giving away free 8-tracks for the kids. 195 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,268 But everybody will make a donation, 196 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:42,341 or I will Suge Knight your ass, okay. 197 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,744 Everybody. 198 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,715 - Even your punk ass. - Yeah! 199 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,386 My name is Superfly! 200 00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,290 Superfly! 201 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,960 Everybody empty your pockets! 202 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,531 Listen to the man. 203 00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:54,766 Yeah. 204 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,604 Superfly, motherfuckers! 205 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,614 What is this? 206 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,786 Give me that purse! 207 00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:06,957 What the hell you think you doing? 208 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,727 What are you talking about, man? 209 00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:10,497 This ain't your house no more. 210 00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:13,637 - This is my house. - This is my house, too. 211 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,078 What? You need to go home, play some Nintendo, or do something. 212 00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:19,008 - Be nice, okay. - Hey, do you know who... 213 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,756 Do you know I'm big-head... 214 00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:26,395 Hey, do y'all know big-heads, 215 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:27,765 fools who I am? 216 00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:29,836 Don't you know who I am? 217 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:33,978 Okay, just relax. Go home, play some Nintendo. 218 00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:37,451 What you gonna do? 219 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,692 Exactly, that's what I thought. 220 00:16:38,716 --> 00:16:42,958 Hey, everybody, go bum rush this fool. 221 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:46,370 Whoop this fool! 222 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,047 You wanna do something, okay. 223 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,587 - Puto. 224 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,017 Ana Conda, go beat some ass. 225 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,656 Okay. 226 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,539 You motherfuckers! 227 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,845 Ana Conda, kick him again! 228 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,024 Like your dad, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, fool. 229 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:36,970 You know what, on second thought, 230 00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:40,811 I think I'm gonna come back, work on some things. 231 00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,012 Take it easy, you know, what you gotta be so grumpy for? 232 00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:46,723 You know, like, I didn't really mean... 233 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,661 Okay, Primo, I see you later, man. 234 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:52,167 That's what I'm talking about, Ana Conda, just like your pops. 235 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,905 - Hey, ugly. - Hey, ugly! 236 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,711 Hey, ugly. 237 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:01,586 What the hell you say, fool? 238 00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:02,922 Little Barbie doll. 239 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,960 What the hell you want? 240 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:09,837 Do we have a problem, Mr. Barbie Doll? 241 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,844 I probably banged your mama, you're probably my child. 242 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,915 You're probably my little big-head baby. 243 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,952 I probably banged your mama, too. 244 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,956 Now get that. 245 00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:22,830 My name is Superfly! 246 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,011 Superfly is dead! 247 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,984 Who the fuck is this? 248 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:37,124 That's The Fist. 249 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,196 The coolest porn star in the 1970's. 250 00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:43,637 The hair of his hair, in the wind of the air, 251 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,842 blows through his luscious locks. 252 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,012 But where's your cucumber? 253 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:51,053 You know what happened in the '80s the AIDS came, bitch! 254 00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:52,790 Attack! 255 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,571 Get out of my kitchen, what are you doing in my kitchen? 256 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,944 See what you got now? 257 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,939 Payback, sucker! Solid. 258 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,710 Let's go. 259 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:56,684 ♪ Come on! Ugh! Yeah! ♪ 260 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,087 ♪ Get into me ♪ 261 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:06,036 So, you're trying to tell OJ that that's The Fist. 262 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:10,545 As in Enter The Fist? 263 00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,183 Fist of Bangarian. 264 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:17,658 Fist or Be Fisted! 265 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,027 Yeah, man. 266 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:24,606 That guy, he was the number one porno star in all the universe, 267 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,342 better than the Kardashian lady. 268 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,747 Much better. Better looking, you know what I'm saying. 269 00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:31,720 Guapo, do I look gullible? 270 00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:34,792 What color is my skin? Come on. 271 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,665 That's a silly question, man, ju black as night, 272 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,802 like a panther, in the darkness. 273 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,975 That's right! That means I don't believe the president. 274 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,411 I do believe the judge. 275 00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:49,021 And I don't believe that no millionaire works at a bagel shops. 276 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,925 I don't believe it. How can he work here? 277 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,164 Ju know, once upon a time 278 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:58,339 he used to be a normal guy like ju and me. 279 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,748 - Normal. Like ju and I. 280 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,120 - Like me and ju. 281 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:07,490 Normal. 282 00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,798 Like he clocked in at nine o'clock and got off at five. 283 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,035 Like ju and me. 284 00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:15,741 Like his check was only $150. 285 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,112 - Like I and you. - Normal. 286 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:21,019 Normal. Like this was guy just a normal guy like me and ju. 287 00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,159 - That's pretty damn normal. - He was normal, man. 288 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,665 Normal, you know, like me and you. 289 00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,804 He's more normal than... 290 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,142 No, not more normal, just normal. 291 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:36,048 Like you're normal. I normal. 292 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,920 Me and you. You and I. We're normal. 293 00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,358 And he was normal normal? Or he was just normal. 294 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,561 He was just normal. 295 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,334 - One day, yeah, normal guy. 296 00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:47,872 One normal? 297 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,209 What you mean one normal, there's only one fucking normal, 298 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,490 how much more normal can you get? 299 00:21:51,491 --> 00:21:53,891 Well you said normal like four times, I got a little confused. 300 00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:56,088 He was a normal guy. He was a fucking normal guy. 301 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:59,194 Okay, well, he's normal, I get it, I think. 302 00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:02,433 - Just look at the fucking flashback. - Okay. 303 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,874 Well I really had a great time with you Chastity. 304 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,477 I'd like to take you out again sometime. 305 00:22:07,478 --> 00:22:10,083 - Yeah. Whatever. - Great, great! 306 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,333 My, not on the lips! 307 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,713 Come, witch. 308 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,220 Time to make a movie. 309 00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:30,903 Could you hold this for me. 310 00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:40,911 Yes, yes, one bitch, two bitches... 311 00:22:40,912 --> 00:22:45,153 three bitch, four bitch. 312 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,862 What, you've never seen a real pimp before? 313 00:22:49,863 --> 00:22:54,740 Money makes the world go round, but bitches make the money! 314 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,379 Limp dick. 315 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,751 Let's go, bitches. 316 00:23:00,752 --> 00:23:04,325 Let's go make some money. 317 00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:18,052 He couldn't even get action from an action figure, this guy. 318 00:23:18,053 --> 00:23:21,458 That's when he found the fleece. 319 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:25,199 Flees. 320 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,073 No man, fleece. Fleece. 321 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,985 Don't know what you're saying. Fees or flees? 322 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,923 Fleece, man. Okay? 323 00:23:36,924 --> 00:23:39,160 Fleece, like the golden fleece. A fucking jacket. 324 00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:42,368 You know what I'm saying. Like you wear a fucking jacket, a fleece. 325 00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:09,789 Sometimes, a man can't take it anymore. 326 00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:15,000 Then the man's got to stand up and say, get out of my way, my time has come. 327 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,906 And I'm coming with it. 328 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:13,917 So that's, you know, 329 00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:15,887 that's when The Fist started doing shit, you know, 330 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:19,528 slaying bitches left and right. 331 00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:23,504 Then he lost his mojo, man, he lost the fleece. 332 00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:28,145 He lost the fleece? - He lost the fleece. 333 00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:30,917 Damn, who stole it? 334 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,592 Nobody knows why or how or who. 335 00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:39,000 But he lost his mojo, like, you know, and I said, 336 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,373 "Fist, I wanna see ju bang!" I like to watch him bang, ju know. 337 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,612 He said, "No, I don't want to bang these whores no more" 338 00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:47,149 because they're whores, you know." 339 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,290 Horse like in Seabiscuit? 340 00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,228 No, man, whores. 341 00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:56,368 Like the horses that run around the track, horses? 342 00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:58,171 What the fuck ju talking, whores, man! 343 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,908 Horse like Mr. Ed horse? 344 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:04,050 No, man, whores like putas, like whores putas. Ju know what I'm saying? 345 00:26:04,051 --> 00:26:06,488 - Oh, you mean whores! - Whores! Man. Whores! 346 00:26:06,489 --> 00:26:08,158 That accent, man. 347 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:10,496 Whores! Like listen to me, 348 00:26:10,497 --> 00:26:15,440 ju get one guy to bang twelve women in one night, this is torture. 349 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,282 But if you get one womans 350 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:25,125 to bang twelve mens in one night, 351 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,328 that's puro. 352 00:26:26,329 --> 00:26:29,668 Now ju talking my language, all night she do that shit. 353 00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:35,346 The Fist, he stopped the porn, and he say to me, 354 00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:38,185 "I want to find the one." 355 00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:41,091 The one what. 356 00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:42,528 The one. He said the one. 357 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,147 Watch where you're going. 358 00:26:54,284 --> 00:26:57,391 - I'm not a kid! Chewbaca! 359 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:03,603 ♪ Yeah, get this! ♪ 360 00:27:03,604 --> 00:27:06,374 ♪ Europeans lying in the Baltic ♪ 361 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,313 ♪ Freedom be done Yeah, you trot this ♪ 362 00:27:09,314 --> 00:27:11,052 ♪ Dumb down the culture... ♪ 363 00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,495 Whoo. Whoo. 364 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,972 But Master Duck Suck Song, 365 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,377 I've been studying here for 10 years 366 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,550 and I still don't even know how to defend myself. 367 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,357 Like two mirrors facing each other, 368 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:35,534 great truths are secret even unto themselves. 369 00:27:36,503 --> 00:27:38,472 And to you. 370 00:27:38,473 --> 00:27:41,377 But Sifu, I thought I was learning 371 00:27:41,378 --> 00:27:43,716 the secret art of Mu Shu. 372 00:27:43,717 --> 00:27:46,321 On the good foot! Come on. 373 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,194 Padawan, there is no Mu Shu style. 374 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:52,199 Sifu. 375 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,339 This may look like a traditional Panther Fu dojo, 376 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,611 but I am running a political intelligence operation 377 00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,748 against the United States government. 378 00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:01,585 We're starting a rebellion 379 00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:04,791 against the evil aliens that run this world. 380 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,029 - But for that, 381 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,401 I need martial artists who can think. 382 00:28:13,577 --> 00:28:14,978 Sun Tzu says, 383 00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,650 thinking is a revolutionary act. 384 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,221 If you have an idea, kill it. 385 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,460 If it comes back, aim for the head. 386 00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:24,565 If it does not die, 387 00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,367 deploy it against your enemies. 388 00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:28,639 Oh, Master. 389 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,146 Is that the secret of all martial arts? 390 00:28:32,147 --> 00:28:35,353 Hear me now, understand me later. 391 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:40,395 Hey, Jackson, welcome to the Duck Suck Song dojo. 392 00:28:40,396 --> 00:28:42,099 You know, you can sign up with my wife 393 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,070 and then come back with your black leather gloves. 394 00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:47,711 Solid! OJ's gonna go get that look. 395 00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:49,749 Just you wait and see, suckas. 396 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:54,256 Thunderfoot! 397 00:28:54,257 --> 00:28:56,595 Lighting Leg! 398 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:58,131 - Offense. - Defense. 399 00:28:58,132 --> 00:28:59,234 Special Teams. 400 00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:03,108 Oh! It's good. 401 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,589 Ugh. You're in some big trouble, boys. 402 00:29:04,613 --> 00:29:06,280 We like big trouble here in Chinatown. 403 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:08,586 Yeah? Well, you put away our tax collector. 404 00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,657 What ju talking about taxes, man? 405 00:29:10,658 --> 00:29:12,794 We don't pay no stinking taxes. 406 00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,463 What do we look like, baggage handlers? 407 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,034 You torched Superfly's ass. 408 00:29:16,035 --> 00:29:17,369 You wiped away his street cred. 409 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,650 You tied up our income for a day. 410 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,177 Thunderfoot is gonna kick your thunder ass 411 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,814 back to that candy-land you came from. 412 00:29:22,815 --> 00:29:25,720 And Lighting Leg is gonna wipe your ass back to the past, McFly. 413 00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:28,358 Ju know what a hassa is, Frank? 414 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,431 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 415 00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:33,703 You already said that line. 416 00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:36,274 These suckers are intense, man. 417 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,446 More like past tense. 418 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:48,465 You'll be paying my taxes by the end of the year, Mr. Duck Sucks! 419 00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:50,368 Oh, you'll take it out of your ass. 420 00:29:50,369 --> 00:29:52,440 - Thunderstruck! - Whooping Crane! 421 00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,585 Super Mario Brothers! 422 00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:34,926 Leprechaun style wins. 423 00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:40,368 Who sent you? 424 00:30:40,369 --> 00:30:44,443 You're making a mistake. 425 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,615 Big mistake. 426 00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:49,754 Mistake's the first word my mama said to me. 427 00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,559 Now who sent you! 428 00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:02,412 Hey, Willy. You don't got a TV at home? 429 00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,518 Even my family in Mexico got a TV. 430 00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:06,855 And I bet it took all 15 of your brothers and sisters 431 00:31:06,856 --> 00:31:09,193 to pay for it, too, Nacho. 432 00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,834 You see this? They might as well call it toilet paper. 433 00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,372 It ain't money. It's a Fed note. 434 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,342 And it says, "I owe you"! 435 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,216 So you stick it! Garbage! 436 00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:26,562 This is my living room here! I'm living here, people! 437 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,511 Oh, yeah. 438 00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:52,847 - Yeah. - Whoo. 439 00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:54,417 Here we go, baby. 440 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:57,925 Looks like a dead end, baby. 441 00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,767 We got you dead to rights. 442 00:32:02,768 --> 00:32:04,738 The only way you're walking out of here 443 00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,274 is with the walking dead. 444 00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:08,311 Yeah. 445 00:32:08,312 --> 00:32:09,881 Aw, you must be tired. 446 00:32:09,882 --> 00:32:14,557 Let me guess, I've been running through your head all day. 447 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,793 How'd you know that? 448 00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:18,031 So where's Superfly to save your skinny ass? 449 00:32:18,032 --> 00:32:19,667 I don't need no Superfly 450 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,605 to save my ass from you, Ponyboy. 451 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,907 Ohh! 452 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,946 Okay, whoa! Here's the deal! 453 00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:29,954 You can join our gang, and serve me 454 00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:33,462 -on both knees. 455 00:32:36,669 --> 00:32:39,642 Oh, on your broken knees? 456 00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:44,685 Whoa. Whoo. What? What did she say? 457 00:32:46,956 --> 00:32:49,794 You look like the Boys of Summer. 458 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,431 Too bad summer's over. 459 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,337 Keep walking... 460 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,780 if you want to keep that look, pretty boy. 461 00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:02,119 You know something funny? 462 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,625 I used to fuck guys like you in prison. 463 00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:09,634 What were you in the slammer for? 464 00:33:09,635 --> 00:33:11,739 Playing my guitar too loud! 465 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,848 Better call the dentist. 466 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,695 Drop 'em. 467 00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,775 Where you going, runaway? 468 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,112 Looks like you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 469 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:51,818 I'm looking for a She-Ra to my He-Man. 470 00:33:51,819 --> 00:33:53,822 I'm pretty sure She-Ra was his sister 471 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,527 and He-Man is gay. 472 00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:59,634 Don't talk about He-Man like that. 473 00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,470 Listen, you, I'm a witch from hell, 474 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:04,443 and you better not forget it, creep. 475 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,080 I come from hell. 476 00:34:06,081 --> 00:34:09,621 So when you go back, tell Nicky, como estas? 477 00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:12,125 Hey, Fist, come on, man, what you doing? Let's go. 478 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:13,997 He's trying to bang something. 479 00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:19,874 Watch it, don't step on his teeth. 480 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,847 When the wanna-be gangster Superfly got wasted, 481 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:25,619 his two crazy-ass white boy bosses disrespected 482 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,957 the Duck Suck Song dojo looking to collect. 483 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,994 After handing them back their asses, 484 00:34:29,995 --> 00:34:32,633 Fist and friends are on a retaliation train 485 00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:34,737 headed for the next boss in line. 486 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,741 'Cause you know what, we all got one. 487 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:41,851 Someone's gotta pay. Someone always pays. 488 00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:44,189 Service in this place is terrible. 489 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,893 Who picked this joint? 490 00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:47,463 So what's your name, kid? 491 00:34:48,031 --> 00:34:49,500 Ana. 492 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,642 Ana Conda. 493 00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:56,548 I always wanted to hunt an anaconda. 494 00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,652 See what it feels like to get swallowed. 495 00:34:58,653 --> 00:35:00,557 I'd rather kill myself. 496 00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:03,227 Where you from? 497 00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:05,465 Wrong side of the tracks. 498 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,070 That why you got caught up with Superfly, 499 00:35:08,071 --> 00:35:10,108 trying to get even with the game? 500 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,513 He promised me a record deal. 501 00:35:12,514 --> 00:35:13,949 You sing the blues? 502 00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:17,823 No, I'm always happy! 503 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,694 What's the 411? 504 00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,198 Aren't you, like, some sort of has. 505 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,002 Why do you even work at a bagel shop? 506 00:35:24,003 --> 00:35:25,806 I don't work at a bagel shop. 507 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,977 I'm waiting for the night train. 508 00:35:27,978 --> 00:35:29,814 Night train to what? 509 00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,584 To get my groove back. 510 00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:33,755 I think you might need some silverware or something. 511 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,793 A fork, I need a fork. That's it. 512 00:35:35,794 --> 00:35:38,698 Waiter, bring me a fork. 513 00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:41,671 Chica, why you dating this monkey? 514 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:45,245 Monkey Oh, I always wanted a monkey as a pet. 515 00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,620 Did you know that I'm Willy's date? 516 00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:55,131 Listen to me, ju can pet my monkey anytime. 517 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:57,770 - Anytime. 518 00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,740 Wow. 519 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,611 Are you really El Guapo? 520 00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:04,282 And is he really The Fist? 521 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,988 Do you wanna know why they call him The Fist? 522 00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,558 I've always wondered. 523 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:12,600 Because he puts it all the way in. 524 00:36:12,601 --> 00:36:16,007 Wow. That's crazy. 525 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:21,484 I think Thunderfoot was right. Chinese Boss is here. 526 00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:27,162 It smells like acrylic and gold nail polish. 527 00:36:27,163 --> 00:36:29,065 You know why gold is so expensive? 528 00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:32,773 'Cause a dollar in gold is always worth a dollar in gold! 529 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,846 Sir. You make too much noise. 530 00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:37,784 It's no good for business. 531 00:36:38,786 --> 00:36:41,124 Well, excuse me, Ching-chong-chung. 532 00:36:42,627 --> 00:36:45,064 Last I heard this is a free country. 533 00:36:45,065 --> 00:36:46,935 All except for the Federal Reserve 534 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,172 which has enslaved the people since like 1917 535 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,178 when Paul Warburg pulled this bullshit out on Jekyll Island 536 00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:54,316 and enslaved the United States citizenry. 537 00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:56,854 All the people in America are slaves. 538 00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:59,994 And now we don't even know what a dollar is, 539 00:36:59,995 --> 00:37:02,666 it's just a worthless piece of paper with shit ink on it, 540 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,336 and you can't even buy a chopstick 541 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,039 which, which will poke your eye out 542 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,979 because tuna's cud, watching the world go by, 543 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,886 while the Chinese come in here and rape and pillage. 544 00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:15,826 They're planning on raping for the next thousand years. 545 00:37:15,827 --> 00:37:17,997 It's like this whole national debt thing, 546 00:37:17,998 --> 00:37:19,700 there's no such thing as a national debt. 547 00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,606 It's a fraud. It's a bunch of nonsense 548 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,042 because it's worth nothing. 549 00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,916 And this is worth as much as a fucking dollar! 550 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:30,657 There's just completely worthless shit. 551 00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,062 And we can do anything we want! You understand? 552 00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,832 We are the United States of America. 553 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,569 We are the greatest nation in the world! 554 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,609 And you are a bunch of Chinese-eating. 555 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:42,681 Long Duk Dong, plum sauce. 556 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,053 You got these fake ducks, rubber ducks, 557 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:48,591 their fake dildos, get these commies out of here! 558 00:37:48,592 --> 00:37:50,696 Next thing you know, we'll have these commies 559 00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:54,069 selling their stuff all over our biggest stores in our country, 560 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,609 enslaving the hard-working man! 561 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,749 OJ wants some Chinese spare ribs, Jack. 562 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,686 - Yeah. 563 00:38:02,687 --> 00:38:04,189 I like 'em charred. 564 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:09,100 No ribs! You go now. Now, go! 565 00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:15,011 No. I stay. You go! 566 00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:17,851 Take a seat. 567 00:39:07,082 --> 00:39:09,888 This is the worst date ever. 568 00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:18,442 The fuck are you doing, boy? 569 00:40:29,246 --> 00:40:30,447 Jew Fu! 570 00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:31,852 Jew what? 571 00:40:36,995 --> 00:40:38,164 Ju on this. 572 00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,107 Boss. 573 00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:47,448 Yeah. 574 00:40:47,449 --> 00:40:50,421 Yeah! 575 00:40:50,422 --> 00:40:53,528 Everybody, take it easy. 576 00:40:53,529 --> 00:40:55,465 I'll take it anyway I can get it. 577 00:40:59,073 --> 00:41:01,444 Wait. Ju the Chinese Boss? 578 00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:05,417 That's the last time you call me a Jew. 579 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:06,821 I'm Armenian! 580 00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:08,624 Ju da boss at the bagel shop, too, that's what I'm saying. 581 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,025 - Ju the boss... - Yeah, I saw, too. 582 00:41:10,049 --> 00:41:11,564 He runs both operations. 583 00:41:11,565 --> 00:41:13,366 He's the Armenian mob's connection 584 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,503 to the Chinese mafia. 585 00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:16,941 - Okay. Okay. 586 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,310 Charlie Chan? 587 00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,149 Somebody's gotta pay for the damage you did. 588 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:22,318 Listen up, Boss, 589 00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:25,592 you got problems with me, you can take it to the shop, 590 00:41:25,593 --> 00:41:27,194 the chop shop. 591 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:29,900 Well, here's the deal. 592 00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,606 Your Scooby Gang is not gonna interfere 593 00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:35,545 with my street racket anymore. 594 00:41:35,546 --> 00:41:36,947 Don't get upset, honey. 595 00:41:36,948 --> 00:41:38,518 You want a chair? 596 00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:40,454 I got one right here that can fly. 597 00:41:40,455 --> 00:41:42,458 And it's powered by a can of whoop ass. 598 00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:45,098 I'm the boss! What do you think you're doing? 599 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:53,113 Whoo, you know, sometimes, man, 600 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,315 that spicy kung fu chicken 601 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:56,252 can give you hot wings to crush your boss 602 00:41:56,253 --> 00:41:57,288 like a Coke can. 603 00:41:57,289 --> 00:41:59,626 But even a boss is just a dealer in this game. 604 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:02,566 So Fist and his friends gotta look further down the supply chain 605 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,647 if they're gonna find the real gangsters in this town. 606 00:42:04,671 --> 00:42:07,074 For real. You know what I mean? 607 00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,245 Hey, man, what you doing back there, be careful. 608 00:42:09,246 --> 00:42:10,314 This is the boss' car. 609 00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:12,084 Oh man, shut up, jack. 610 00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:15,324 Okinawa says that Fist should've banged Willy's date! 611 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,963 Man, this guy hasn't banged anything since the '70s. 612 00:42:17,964 --> 00:42:19,498 Look at him. Ju know what, 613 00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:22,271 Okinawa, that's why ju gotta keep your balls sharp. 614 00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:23,908 Okay, oh, look at this one! 615 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,580 Hey, little lady! Ju wanna ride my love machine? 616 00:42:26,581 --> 00:42:28,551 Okay. 617 00:42:28,552 --> 00:42:31,055 I got your machine, man. What's up, man. 618 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,324 Are you a cop? 619 00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:34,362 Are you a narc? What you doing man? 620 00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:35,531 What do you mean what am I doing here, man? 621 00:42:35,532 --> 00:42:37,652 You know I was coming. I was supposed to be here, man. 622 00:42:37,676 --> 00:42:40,140 Hey, guess what? Chinese restaurant closed. 623 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,944 Which way to Brooklyn? 624 00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:45,083 Hey, man, Okinawa think this man is fruity pebbles. 625 00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:47,154 I am Hong Kong 8. 626 00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:51,062 We the 8, the Hong Kong 8. I'm on a rendezvous with my group, 627 00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:53,668 the 55 Brooklyn Crew, you understand? 628 00:42:53,669 --> 00:42:56,507 I don't know what you're talking about, but Brooklyn's back that way. 629 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,776 You will. 630 00:42:57,777 --> 00:43:00,314 I believe in The Fist. You understand what I'm saying? 631 00:43:00,315 --> 00:43:01,650 I know you, man. 632 00:43:01,651 --> 00:43:04,488 I want the tiger's eye. I will trade you the fleece for it. 633 00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:05,958 Did he say gold fleece? 634 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,227 That's what I said, man. 635 00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,666 Man, what are you two turkeys jiving at? 636 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,336 Argonaut's got it, 'cause war's coming. 637 00:43:11,337 --> 00:43:12,505 What war? 638 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,342 We don't got no tiger's eye. 639 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,783 I don't know what you're saying, man. 640 00:43:15,807 --> 00:43:17,582 You will. And you know why? 641 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,387 Because I believe in The Fist. 642 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:23,662 The 55th Infantry, Brooklyn, got your back. 643 00:43:24,496 --> 00:43:25,598 Hong Kong 8. 644 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,068 Hong Kong 8. 645 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,507 We got your back. 646 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,311 Man, that dude is crazy. 647 00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:34,181 He holding up traffic for us. 648 00:43:34,182 --> 00:43:36,319 He's not crazy. He'll be back. 649 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,056 So, uh, we're going to Brooklyn? 650 00:43:38,057 --> 00:43:40,026 No, man, what you talking crazy? 651 00:43:40,027 --> 00:43:42,464 The Chinese boss says he works for The Albanian. 652 00:43:42,465 --> 00:43:44,301 Which means we gotta find The Albanian. 653 00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,605 What Chinese boss? 654 00:43:45,606 --> 00:43:47,374 The ol' Jewish crippled guy. 655 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,577 And who's Albanian? 656 00:43:48,578 --> 00:43:50,748 Ugh. If I knew that, chico, I wouldn't be black. 657 00:43:50,749 --> 00:43:54,088 Albanian? I know that scumbag. 658 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,192 He puts all the creases on the comic books. 659 00:43:56,193 --> 00:43:58,531 Messes the whole things up! I hate the guy! 660 00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:01,570 Willy, what, I thought your ass was dead as an ass. 661 00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:03,607 Must've been somebody that looked like me. 662 00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,545 I had to take my girlfriend home. 663 00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:06,747 Rule number one, 664 00:44:06,748 --> 00:44:09,318 a man don't die till he pays the reaper. 665 00:44:09,319 --> 00:44:11,222 Someone's always gotta pay. 666 00:44:11,223 --> 00:44:12,725 Just drive. 667 00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,530 I gotta catch the red eye. 668 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,689 The spider web 669 00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:31,630 is almost like you're a spider. 670 00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:32,967 Nice shirt. 671 00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:34,971 Beach boys, man. 672 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,544 You know what? 673 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,280 I just remembered. 674 00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,151 What was your name again? 675 00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:43,655 Sugar. 676 00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:46,627 Sugar. 677 00:44:46,628 --> 00:44:48,496 - I love the sugar. 678 00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:50,034 May I. 679 00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:51,803 Oh. 680 00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:53,106 Oh, my. 681 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,609 I love the sugar. 682 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,045 Oh. 683 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,483 We do this with the leg, like this. 684 00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,491 In my country this is called Kun-un-a. 685 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,627 Oh, what? 686 00:45:03,628 --> 00:45:05,430 Makes no sense. 687 00:45:05,431 --> 00:45:07,168 - But just do it. 688 00:45:08,538 --> 00:45:10,341 We go like this. 689 00:45:20,194 --> 00:45:21,296 One more time. 690 00:45:23,802 --> 00:45:25,304 Oh. 691 00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,141 Okay. 692 00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:35,457 We get 'em drunk, put 'em in the trunk. 693 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,560 That is my motto. 694 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,097 Where do you think you're going? 695 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,401 Uh, uh... 696 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:43,239 Into the trunk. 697 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,644 I'll show you the way. 698 00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:48,684 Uh, what, what, what the... 699 00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:50,688 What, what is, what are you talking about? 700 00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:52,558 No one knows. 701 00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:57,467 Ju know what, this guy, this guy is not Albanian, man. 702 00:45:57,468 --> 00:46:01,275 He sounds like he's Italian or Greek. 703 00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:02,545 Ju know what I talking about? 704 00:46:02,546 --> 00:46:04,749 Olive oil countries. 705 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,454 - Ju know what I'm saying. - Yeah. 706 00:46:07,455 --> 00:46:12,264 First time I laid eyes on this lying cock-eyed Commie, 707 00:46:12,265 --> 00:46:14,134 I knew he's a fraud! 708 00:46:14,135 --> 00:46:15,604 You steal everything, don't ya? 709 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,577 You've stolen every comic book in the building here! 710 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,413 - No, there's... - And you put a crease 711 00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,351 in Amazing 15! 712 00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:25,624 Amazing 15, you broke the crease! 713 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,597 That was not me. That was me, but not. 714 00:46:28,598 --> 00:46:31,302 It was the women. They like to sit on the comic books. 715 00:46:31,303 --> 00:46:33,172 Sorry. But I'll get you 15. 716 00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:34,676 Rule number two, 717 00:46:34,677 --> 00:46:38,316 don't ask, don't tell. Ring the bell. 718 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,153 Ring the bell, chico. 719 00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:42,860 The boss, he says ju gave him your meat. 720 00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:46,499 My meat? 721 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,605 Ju gave him your meat. 722 00:46:50,609 --> 00:46:53,212 Did, gave. I gave... 723 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:57,420 That cheap, fraudulent SPAM! 724 00:46:57,421 --> 00:47:00,728 Estrogen-filled, mercury-laden garbage! 725 00:47:00,729 --> 00:47:02,431 My cat, he ate some of that shit, 726 00:47:02,432 --> 00:47:04,869 and everybody's growing tits now! 727 00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,810 Look at my tits. I wear a C-cup bra! 728 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,581 My cat got stuck in the dryer, 729 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:15,223 he went around and around. Meow, meow, meow, meow. 730 00:47:15,224 --> 00:47:17,494 Come out, and he puffed up like that. 731 00:47:17,495 --> 00:47:19,666 He can't even walk anymore. His name was Leon, 732 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,868 he answers to Noel! 733 00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:23,239 - I feel so sorry for you... - My cat! 734 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,408 I don't like having tits! 735 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,817 I'm, I'm, I'm very sorry, but blame it on the FDA. 736 00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:32,357 Not on me. They had me do tofu and call it beef. 737 00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:35,396 I mean, they pump estrogen in the meat, 738 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:37,802 and they pump it and they pump it and they pump it, 739 00:47:37,803 --> 00:47:39,706 and they do that all the time 740 00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:42,745 and then the men come out and have pretty little titties 741 00:47:42,746 --> 00:47:44,515 and look like princesses. 742 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,418 But that is not me fault. 743 00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,456 Not my fault, is it. 744 00:47:48,457 --> 00:47:50,928 - You got a nice smile. - You're very scary. 745 00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:54,502 I'm not... I'm not part of that tree. 746 00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:56,372 If you know what I mean. 747 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,676 - Uh... 748 00:47:59,212 --> 00:48:02,484 But look, look, then in the forest, 749 00:48:02,485 --> 00:48:05,423 the estrogen, it make beautiful pussy. 750 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,428 With growing the pussy. 751 00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,768 FDA approved. 752 00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,239 You got a little pussy growing on your chest, pretty boy. 753 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,210 Now ju talking my language. 754 00:48:15,645 --> 00:48:17,214 Who sent you? 755 00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:19,719 Pretty boy? 756 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,589 Who sent you? 757 00:48:21,590 --> 00:48:24,194 What are you talking about? You came in here. 758 00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:25,363 What's this guy on? 759 00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:26,933 He's about to be on ju, gringo. 760 00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:29,506 Who sent you? 761 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,845 What my furry friend is trying to say is, 762 00:48:32,846 --> 00:48:34,949 who do ju work for? 763 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,954 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 764 00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,759 Ju better hurry up, 765 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,697 he's getting bigger and greener. 766 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:44,001 And harder. 767 00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:46,706 We all work for the same people. The witches. 768 00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,411 You know, the beautiful witches, with the curvy asses 769 00:48:49,412 --> 00:48:50,547 and the long legs 770 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:53,286 and the juicy, juicy, juicy pussies. 771 00:48:53,688 --> 00:48:55,624 Which witch? 772 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,995 Why did you dunk me again. 773 00:48:57,996 --> 00:48:59,932 - It slipped. 774 00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:03,372 They're the beautiful ones. The beautiful witches. 775 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,646 - The nasty witches. - Oh, those witches. 776 00:49:06,647 --> 00:49:07,848 Aren't they nice. 777 00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:08,850 No, not those witches. 778 00:49:08,851 --> 00:49:11,355 The fucking hot ones with the green pussies. 779 00:49:11,356 --> 00:49:15,998 Look, I'm just a shmoe that has meat. That is it. 780 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,407 No. You're empty and I'm about to fill you up. 781 00:49:22,378 --> 00:49:23,581 Please don't rape me. 782 00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,987 You got a nice smile, boy. 783 00:49:30,995 --> 00:49:33,934 Hey, man, check out the snow man. 784 00:49:33,935 --> 00:49:37,040 I don't like snow man, I like Santa Claus. 785 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:40,346 Oh, shit. Agents. Government agents. 786 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,885 OJ's about to be DBM, dead black man. 787 00:49:42,886 --> 00:49:45,924 OJ, hide my yayo, man. Go, go, go. 788 00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:49,464 The Fist. Let The Albanian go. 789 00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,836 His ass belongs to the FDA. 790 00:49:51,837 --> 00:49:55,009 You can have his ass. I want his face. 791 00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:57,480 Why don't we step outside? 792 00:49:57,481 --> 00:50:00,555 Hmm. You can step outside in a body bag. 793 00:50:01,322 --> 00:50:03,059 You got a nice smile. 794 00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:09,539 You're being watched. They're everywhere. 795 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,076 It's all connected. 796 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:14,715 They're in your brain. 797 00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,754 The fuck is wrong with this guy? 798 00:50:31,717 --> 00:50:32,853 Pause. 799 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,561 I get it. Chains. 800 00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:40,132 Chains. They're still here, okay? 801 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:41,536 Brothers wearing gold chains. 802 00:50:41,537 --> 00:50:42,857 The chains that came from slavery. 803 00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:44,842 The chains that held us down. 804 00:50:44,843 --> 00:50:47,180 It's gonna change. Gonna lead to riots. 805 00:50:47,181 --> 00:50:49,050 Okinawa, unpause. 806 00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,887 Dig it, change. 807 00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,524 And change gon' come. 808 00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:54,685 As a matter of fact, gonna be a black president one day. 809 00:50:54,709 --> 00:50:55,631 - I know... Yes, it is. 810 00:50:55,632 --> 00:50:56,966 It's gonna be a heck of a future. 811 00:50:56,967 --> 00:50:59,605 He's gonna start out looking like Carl Lewis. 812 00:50:59,606 --> 00:51:01,643 He's gonna end up looking like Benson. 813 00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,947 Mmm. The future's looking bleak. 814 00:51:03,948 --> 00:51:06,485 They're gonna have security guards at Popeyes with guns 815 00:51:06,486 --> 00:51:07,855 around niggas with chicken! 816 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,627 The Fist. Sign of power. 817 00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:12,831 - Sign of power. - Sign of unity, 818 00:51:12,832 --> 00:51:14,802 - love, brotherhood. - Brotherhood. 819 00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:16,773 I mean, the Beatles and Woodstock 820 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,877 and all that stuff don't mean nothin' 821 00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:20,681 to what this brings to the world. 822 00:51:20,682 --> 00:51:21,717 We'll put it in the air. 823 00:51:22,484 --> 00:51:24,187 Retract it. 824 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:26,492 All right, pause back to you, Okinawa. 825 00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,973 Bitch, get in the car! 826 00:51:33,974 --> 00:51:36,580 And the rent's still too damn high. 827 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:42,792 Hope and change! 828 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,746 The Fist. 829 00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,718 You've been evicted. 830 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,969 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 831 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:06,707 Man, these some super-agents. 832 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,109 You reptilian-radiated scum! 833 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,046 They feed you green sewer water 834 00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:28,850 and they give you lead paint 835 00:52:28,851 --> 00:52:31,121 and then they send you out like RoboCops 836 00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:32,826 to beat up your own people. 837 00:52:33,661 --> 00:52:35,196 I got news for ya. 838 00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:36,799 I'm one man, 839 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,603 but I come here to chew bubble gum 840 00:52:38,604 --> 00:52:41,242 and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum! 841 00:52:42,779 --> 00:52:44,148 I'll be back. 842 00:52:45,383 --> 00:52:49,023 Okay, uh, now I think we're wanted by the government, 843 00:52:49,024 --> 00:52:50,627 you jacks. 844 00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:53,232 I should be wanted in at least 50 states. 845 00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:56,205 Your baby-sitters got sent home, big time. 846 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:00,948 Hey, there. 847 00:53:03,988 --> 00:53:05,925 I've been waiting for you. 848 00:53:10,267 --> 00:53:11,737 I give up. 849 00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:14,676 I want you inside me. 850 00:53:17,782 --> 00:53:21,689 They tried to get me to talk about the Superboss 851 00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,962 who sells protein to my cattle. 852 00:53:24,963 --> 00:53:30,574 But you are like a light that I see in the dark, 853 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,713 and I grasp for it, and I keep grasping for it, 854 00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:37,119 and it pulls me in, and it pulls me in. 855 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,598 And Fist, this is for men. Men. Man to man. 856 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:48,643 You are the greatest porn star the world has ever seen. 857 00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:51,082 And I wish every man could be like you. 858 00:53:52,117 --> 00:53:54,021 If looks could kill. 859 00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,098 Yes. 860 00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,741 I'm just gonna watch. 861 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,970 Fist. That you or a clone? 862 00:54:18,971 --> 00:54:20,940 Straight out of a comic book. 863 00:54:20,941 --> 00:54:22,276 Hey, man, look. 864 00:54:22,277 --> 00:54:23,913 We got evicted from our apartment. 865 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:26,786 Su mi casa es su casa. I love you, man. 866 00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:28,856 Dude, you got some food here or something for us? 867 00:54:28,857 --> 00:54:31,762 No, my refrigerator broke so I threw it out the window. 868 00:54:31,763 --> 00:54:34,267 Oh, man, you don't got anything organic, vegetarian, 869 00:54:34,268 --> 00:54:36,939 something like pussy, or vegetarian pussy, 870 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,745 or cheapos, goat testicles? 871 00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,683 Ah, I got some bull balls. 872 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,957 - Blue balls. 873 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,927 Who the hell are you? 874 00:54:46,928 --> 00:54:49,766 I had dinner with you last night, retard. 875 00:54:50,266 --> 00:54:51,902 Hi, Fist. 876 00:54:51,903 --> 00:54:53,740 I'm sorry I ran out on you. 877 00:54:53,741 --> 00:54:55,643 I brought you a doggybag. 878 00:54:55,644 --> 00:54:57,749 I promise in future I won't be bad. 879 00:54:58,980 --> 00:55:00,820 What, did your mother slap some sense into you? 880 00:55:00,821 --> 00:55:02,891 I bet you don't even have a mother. 881 00:55:02,892 --> 00:55:04,393 True story. 882 00:55:04,394 --> 00:55:08,637 Make sure that when you take bites, they're big. 883 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,078 Hey, okay, little lady. 884 00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:15,349 We gotta go now because we got a mega fight 885 00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:17,086 with the Superboss at the car wash. 886 00:55:17,087 --> 00:55:20,392 Right, Fist? So you gotta go, little one. Okay? 887 00:55:20,393 --> 00:55:21,529 I'm not the little one. 888 00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:24,333 You're the little one for hiding behind The Fist. 889 00:55:24,334 --> 00:55:29,343 Hey! I'm a political refugee from Cuba, okay. 890 00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:32,283 And I want my human right like the President Jimmy Carter says. 891 00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,655 Now you go. Peace be upon you. 892 00:55:34,656 --> 00:55:36,860 We gotta fight evil-doers. He has to get some rest. 893 00:55:38,697 --> 00:55:39,965 - Just wait here. 894 00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:41,267 Here, look. 895 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:44,876 You see here, man. Here, there, this, that. 896 00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:54,696 Good morning, world! 897 00:55:55,798 --> 00:55:57,366 Good morning, Guapo nino. 898 00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,104 What a glorious day! 899 00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:03,111 What's the matter with this guy. 900 00:56:03,112 --> 00:56:06,986 This guy's acting like he banged the Victoria Secret birds, man. 901 00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:09,925 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 902 00:56:09,926 --> 00:56:11,795 Fist, you shave or something, man? 903 00:56:11,796 --> 00:56:13,800 The razor broke before I could shave my chest. 904 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,140 Guy's going a little cuckoo. 905 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,980 Yeah, but he's got a nice smile. 906 00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,218 Aye dios mio, first he's shaving, 907 00:56:23,219 --> 00:56:24,453 then he play with doll, 908 00:56:24,454 --> 00:56:25,790 the next thing you know 909 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,031 he's gonna take it up his culo. 910 00:56:27,055 --> 00:56:30,061 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 911 00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,767 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 912 00:56:47,768 --> 00:56:51,040 where everything we do is super! 913 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,146 Thank you. Clean and wax please. 914 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,887 No problemo. Clean and wax. 915 00:56:57,888 --> 00:56:59,224 Thank you. 916 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:01,327 Thank you. 917 00:57:01,328 --> 00:57:03,766 No, thank you. 918 00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:06,070 You have a good one, sir. 919 00:57:06,071 --> 00:57:07,273 Thank you. 920 00:57:07,975 --> 00:57:09,478 Gracias. 921 00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,952 No. Thank you. 922 00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:16,090 Hey, what's up, you guys? 923 00:57:16,091 --> 00:57:17,493 What can we do for you today? 924 00:57:17,494 --> 00:57:18,863 Hi, guys. 925 00:57:18,864 --> 00:57:21,100 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 926 00:57:21,101 --> 00:57:24,841 - where we do everything super. - Super. 927 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,444 Because you're first time customers, 928 00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:29,918 to join our super-savings program. 929 00:57:29,919 --> 00:57:31,421 You're gonna save a lot. 930 00:57:31,422 --> 00:57:34,326 Well, we got a discount for ju. 931 00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:36,900 Why don't ju tell us where you're boss is. 932 00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:38,769 Okay, chica? 933 00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:41,340 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 934 00:57:41,341 --> 00:57:42,811 But you know what, 935 00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:45,115 I think I detect a Soviet accent? 936 00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,952 Oh, my gosh, that's the first time 937 00:57:46,953 --> 00:57:49,023 a Russian has been in our store. 938 00:57:49,024 --> 00:57:50,225 What the fuck is going on, 939 00:57:50,226 --> 00:57:52,162 are we in some Candyland or something, man? 940 00:57:52,163 --> 00:57:56,270 Chica, why don't ju just show us where your boss is, okay? 941 00:57:56,271 --> 00:57:58,943 We wanna talk to him. That's it, okay. 942 00:57:58,944 --> 00:58:04,220 Oh, you want to talk to our Supervisor. 943 00:58:04,221 --> 00:58:06,191 Supervisor! 944 00:58:14,976 --> 00:58:18,282 Here comes the Supervisor. 945 00:58:19,351 --> 00:58:21,188 Who called the Supervisor? 946 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,796 Nice nunchucks, soul glow. 947 00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:28,068 - You smacked my ass! 948 00:58:30,072 --> 00:58:32,409 Oh! What the... 949 00:58:32,410 --> 00:58:35,048 The Albanian told us about your car wash. 950 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,321 More like a money wash where you launder Fed Notes 951 00:58:38,322 --> 00:58:43,364 from making sales of garbage meat, garbage meat 952 00:58:43,365 --> 00:58:45,937 to the hard-working American man. 953 00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:47,473 I got your meat in my pants. 954 00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:50,613 You got nothing! 955 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:55,455 Sleep, sleep, little boy. Okay. 956 00:58:55,456 --> 00:58:58,329 What's your name? 957 00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:00,933 What's your name? 958 00:59:00,934 --> 00:59:02,971 - I asked you first. - I asked you second. 959 00:59:02,972 --> 00:59:06,546 I like to know a man's name before I put it on his grave. 960 00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:18,001 Welcome to the Super Car Wash. 961 00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,971 Hey, Fist, ju gonna do something 962 00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:23,411 or stand there looking like Pippi Longstocking? 963 00:59:23,412 --> 00:59:25,181 This guy is smacking our ass, man. 964 00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:26,350 Do something. 965 00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,121 I hope everyone is having a beautiful day. 966 00:59:28,122 --> 00:59:29,922 Are my friends too much of a nuisance for you? 967 00:59:29,946 --> 00:59:32,296 No, no problem, no problem, Fist. 968 00:59:32,297 --> 00:59:37,039 Now Superboss, he wants to see your fist, Fist. 969 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,408 Not as much as I want to see him. 970 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,980 Not as much as I want to see your fist. 971 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,985 - Thank you. - Let me show you something. 972 00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:46,457 - Thank you. - Yes, thank you. 973 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,062 Have a nice day. 974 00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:55,610 I've been up all night for this. 975 00:59:56,378 --> 00:59:58,081 How ya doing? 976 00:59:58,082 --> 01:00:00,352 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 977 01:00:00,353 --> 01:00:04,127 where we do everything super great. 978 01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:11,308 How are you finding our service? 979 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:14,514 Feel free to take a survey... 980 01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,417 Fantastic. 981 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,287 I'm sorry if my Supervisor 982 01:00:18,288 --> 01:00:20,325 was a little rough with your friends. 983 01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,362 Not good. 984 01:00:22,363 --> 01:00:24,266 They were probably asking for it. 985 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:26,237 What my little friend is trying to say is, 986 01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:27,507 we heard a rumor 987 01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:29,243 that you're selling 988 01:00:29,244 --> 01:00:32,250 meat pumped full of estrogen to emasculate men. 989 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:43,172 I know, right! 990 01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:45,075 Soylent Beef 991 01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:47,981 is the wave of the future. 992 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,151 Soylent Green 993 01:00:50,152 --> 01:00:51,721 is the number one seller in the world. 994 01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:55,129 Okay, boopie. Thank you. Out, out. 995 01:00:58,302 --> 01:01:01,240 I'm talking 50% 996 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:05,348 reduction in male testosterone. 997 01:01:05,349 --> 01:01:09,323 50% reduction in male testosterone. 998 01:01:09,324 --> 01:01:11,293 50%! Are you hearing me? 999 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:16,003 Soon, man and woman will become interchangeable, 1000 01:01:16,004 --> 01:01:18,510 like lady-boy bok choy. 1001 01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:21,347 Lady-boy bok choy! 1002 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,585 I know your game! I know your game! 1003 01:01:23,586 --> 01:01:24,721 But I tell you what, 1004 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:28,427 I've been taking this organic testosterone booster 1005 01:01:28,428 --> 01:01:31,200 for years now, and I'm ready, 1006 01:01:31,201 --> 01:01:32,841 you understand what I'm saying, Mean Gene? 1007 01:01:32,865 --> 01:01:36,277 I'm ready to fight your reptilian army! 1008 01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:40,485 And I'm gonna squish you like a bug. 1009 01:01:40,486 --> 01:01:43,058 You're like a buffalo, man. Just relax. 1010 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,669 Hi, welcome. 1011 01:01:48,670 --> 01:01:52,275 Would you like a discount to our super saver plan? 1012 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,113 I don't do discounts. 1013 01:01:56,586 --> 01:01:58,522 Ah! 1014 01:01:58,523 --> 01:02:01,126 Senorita, you sure you don't want a discount? 1015 01:02:01,127 --> 01:02:02,531 Ah! 1016 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,803 I can't let you go off 1017 01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:09,276 and warn these half-men about my operation. 1018 01:02:09,277 --> 01:02:12,149 We need them slaving away for the rest of their days. 1019 01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:15,421 Give it 30 years. 1020 01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:18,629 We'll be feeding them genetically modified food, 1021 01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:21,101 and these idiots will be eating it up. 1022 01:02:22,169 --> 01:02:23,506 Slaves! 1023 01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:27,278 They keep the economy going 1024 01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,150 in the hopes of one day 1025 01:02:30,219 --> 01:02:32,288 finding a man-eating, 1026 01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:37,499 ball busting, credit-swiping witch for a wife. 1027 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,469 Witch? 1028 01:02:39,470 --> 01:02:42,810 Boy! I told you not to call women witches. 1029 01:02:42,811 --> 01:02:45,114 Mom! 1030 01:02:45,115 --> 01:02:47,118 I'm right in the middle of a final showdown here. 1031 01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:48,523 Have some respect, Marian... 1032 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,132 That's a sissy-ass name, man. You like a lady! 1033 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,703 - Shut up! - Marian. 1034 01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,710 Just shut up! You die right now. 1035 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,449 Who's this? 1036 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,887 Hey, big boy. Take me. 1037 01:03:04,888 --> 01:03:06,525 - Hey. - I'm yours. 1038 01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,795 Okay. 1039 01:03:08,796 --> 01:03:10,834 Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me. 1040 01:03:14,608 --> 01:03:18,148 Mom! Mom! Mom! 1041 01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:22,155 Mother! 1042 01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:25,194 Look, I love you, but will please just leave. 1043 01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:26,865 This is still my car wash. Mine. 1044 01:03:26,866 --> 01:03:29,804 Okay, but remember he's mine. 1045 01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:31,340 Sure. 1046 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:32,711 Fine. Fine. 1047 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:34,815 Let's go. 1048 01:03:38,388 --> 01:03:40,859 Okay, cut, cut, this is not right. 1049 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,630 What did you do to The Fist! 1050 01:03:42,631 --> 01:03:44,167 I did. 1051 01:03:45,435 --> 01:03:46,638 I put enough estrogen 1052 01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:49,911 in those camel-filled sweaty hairy balls 1053 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,348 to grow you another tit. 1054 01:03:52,349 --> 01:03:55,488 What does Fist need a third tittie for? 1055 01:03:55,489 --> 01:03:58,294 I told you, and I warned you that I'm a witch from hell, 1056 01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:00,364 and you didn't believe me! 1057 01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:02,671 Ju know what your problem is, pussycat? 1058 01:04:03,371 --> 01:04:05,776 Ju got nothing to do. 1059 01:04:05,777 --> 01:04:08,715 Ju need a passion in life. And a Quaalude. 1060 01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:10,986 That's why I'd take made in China 1061 01:04:10,987 --> 01:04:13,592 over American crap any day. 1062 01:04:13,593 --> 01:04:15,829 Don't make too much noise, boys, 1063 01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,298 I'm putting mama to bed, 1064 01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:19,203 you know when you blow their brains out. 1065 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:39,543 So this survey says you're dead. 1066 01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:42,816 In this world, there's right, and there's wrong. 1067 01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:46,691 And you. You're wrong. Dead wrong. 1068 01:04:46,692 --> 01:04:48,428 Got anything else to declare? 1069 01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:51,467 You're damaged goods. 1070 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,981 Have no fear, KGB is here! 1071 01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:09,737 Gimme some of that DDT! 1072 01:05:09,738 --> 01:05:12,844 I'm ready! I need to resent the reptilians. 1073 01:08:05,723 --> 01:08:07,426 Have a super day. 1074 01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:23,624 You got a nice smile. 1075 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,128 And you do, too. 1076 01:08:28,434 --> 01:08:30,038 Who's next! 1077 01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:37,652 You know, I don't have to do this today. 1078 01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,390 I can come back tomorrow. 1079 01:08:41,862 --> 01:08:43,665 Just tell me, is it still screwed on? 1080 01:08:47,072 --> 01:08:48,474 I'm out of lines. 1081 01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:52,081 Ha, ha! 1082 01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:53,885 Not so tough now, huh! 1083 01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:55,206 Now don't go scratching your heads 1084 01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:57,458 and shaking dandruff all over the person next to you. 1085 01:08:57,459 --> 01:08:59,162 Fist might look tough as Swayze, 1086 01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:02,168 but that Soylent Green GMO estrogen he got slipped 1087 01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:04,973 would have you feeling like Tinker Bell, too. 1088 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,712 It's time for Fist to find that tiger's eye he lost 1089 01:09:07,713 --> 01:09:09,049 with his gold fleece jacket. 1090 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,929 Where has my gold gone? 1091 01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:18,500 Forged in the hearts of men, 1092 01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:21,439 grown drunk on the spoils of war. 1093 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,046 Shut that shit up. 1094 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,751 How we doing? 1095 01:09:28,989 --> 01:09:31,627 Was it something, I was off. 1096 01:09:31,628 --> 01:09:32,929 Hey, listen up everybody. 1097 01:09:32,930 --> 01:09:35,935 When the dragon sings, everybody listen. 1098 01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,072 Dragon? 1099 01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:42,749 Dragons are meant to be wise. 1100 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,854 Tell me, where is my gold fleece? 1101 01:09:45,656 --> 01:09:46,858 Dragon mist. 1102 01:09:54,006 --> 01:09:55,241 Ain't you The Fist? 1103 01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:58,247 Used to be. 1104 01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:01,887 When the world's on your shoulders, 1105 01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,491 there's only one way down. 1106 01:10:04,861 --> 01:10:07,599 I lost it all. My home. 1107 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,702 My job. 1108 01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:10,973 My manhood. 1109 01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,913 When you lose something, 1110 01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:16,718 there's only one thing to do, 1111 01:10:18,789 --> 01:10:20,024 retrace your steps. 1112 01:10:35,121 --> 01:10:38,662 We are faced with a simple complex formula, people. 1113 01:10:39,664 --> 01:10:42,001 The tide in the affairs of men 1114 01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:45,173 have become a flood in a bucket of tears. 1115 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:47,278 It is time for us 1116 01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:50,051 to build our castles in the air. 1117 01:10:55,295 --> 01:11:01,874 Fist, you have been looking for the one for many moons. 1118 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,178 But you will never reach your potential 1119 01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:08,054 until you can forget what you cannot remember. 1120 01:11:17,138 --> 01:11:18,809 There has been 1121 01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:24,286 and always was only one. 1122 01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:34,305 He who cries in the dojo, 1123 01:11:34,306 --> 01:11:36,210 laughs on the battlefield. 1124 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,958 The heartbeat of a man 1125 01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:46,295 is what powers the earth. 1126 01:11:46,296 --> 01:11:47,767 Listen for it. 1127 01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:52,909 But do not dwell on it, for like a thief, 1128 01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:55,716 if you let him in, he will steal the night. 1129 01:11:58,688 --> 01:12:00,391 Body, mind, soul must be one. 1130 01:12:01,059 --> 01:12:02,930 Come on, punch me. 1131 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:06,069 Punch me. Kick me. 1132 01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:07,973 Kick me. 1133 01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,076 Get him, Fist. 1134 01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,212 Again. 1135 01:12:11,213 --> 01:12:12,883 Again, come on. 1136 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,102 Everyone gets knocked down. 1137 01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,773 Just make sure to punish the ground 1138 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,275 so it knows to hold you up next time. 1139 01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:29,282 Man, this Chinese bullshit don't work, Jack. 1140 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,954 Fist, don't worry. 1141 01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:34,225 I got something to jack you up, man. 1142 01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:36,429 A little steroids, a little cocaine. 1143 01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:39,101 I got a guy in Colombia. Sosa. 1144 01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:40,905 Class A shit. 1145 01:12:40,906 --> 01:12:42,474 Man, this is the '80s. 1146 01:12:42,475 --> 01:12:44,946 You can just go downtown, baby. 1147 01:12:44,947 --> 01:12:46,316 Now ju talking, Jackson. 1148 01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,388 The temple is the body. 1149 01:12:49,389 --> 01:12:50,826 If you burn it down, 1150 01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:53,397 you cannot honor the gods. 1151 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:56,803 Honor the gods! 1152 01:12:56,804 --> 01:12:58,774 It's okay, Fist. I'll be back, man. 1153 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,244 We'll come back, come on. 1154 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,832 We're being watched. 1155 01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:13,938 They're everywhere. 1156 01:13:13,939 --> 01:13:17,947 People will die. Hong Kong 8 is a dock. 1157 01:13:19,282 --> 01:13:20,785 OJ remembers. 1158 01:13:20,786 --> 01:13:23,489 Hong Kong 8, crazy man in the streets, 1159 01:13:23,490 --> 01:13:25,260 heading for war in Brooklyn. 1160 01:13:25,261 --> 01:13:28,067 And that means, the war is here. 1161 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:32,943 The war is here. 1162 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:36,316 Okay. Ju wanna go to war, 1163 01:13:38,153 --> 01:13:39,422 we take you to war! 1164 01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:41,493 So, we going to war, huh? 1165 01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,082 It is not my time. 1166 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,521 You have to defeat me, if you want to take me. 1167 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,194 I have not come here to fight you this time. 1168 01:14:49,195 --> 01:14:50,463 But to warn you. 1169 01:14:50,464 --> 01:14:54,138 You must fight next to The Fist. 1170 01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:55,575 The Fist has lost his way. 1171 01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:58,246 His heart is broken. 1172 01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:02,588 There are many different ways to the mountain's top. 1173 01:15:02,589 --> 01:15:05,360 What matters is that he gets there. 1174 01:15:05,361 --> 01:15:07,297 He doesn't need me. 1175 01:15:07,298 --> 01:15:10,103 You must fight with him. 1176 01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,845 The fate of man depends on your victory. 1177 01:15:14,847 --> 01:15:17,151 Honor the Gods! 1178 01:15:43,303 --> 01:15:45,574 Guapo, enter the warehouse. 1179 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:49,850 Okinawa will parachute in from his castle in the sky. 1180 01:15:50,619 --> 01:15:53,322 Here, take this beret. 1181 01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,963 You have been knighted a black cat in Panther Fu. 1182 01:15:56,964 --> 01:15:59,334 Watch Fist's back. 1183 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:01,673 Let's put these witches in their places 1184 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:04,144 on their backs, suckas. 1185 01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:07,919 Oh, it's a dock party! 1186 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,187 Let me get in there. 1187 01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:10,658 Oh, no, I want some Action Jackson. 1188 01:16:10,659 --> 01:16:13,496 You want some style, flash, pizzazz. 1189 01:16:13,497 --> 01:16:15,199 Hey, ju want some ice cream with me, baby? 1190 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,680 - Okay, since you like it better. - Ooh, okay, you can take it. 1191 01:16:17,704 --> 01:16:19,876 Ju wanna have some ice cream with me? 1192 01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:22,080 Is that what you want? 1193 01:16:22,081 --> 01:16:24,085 This is why I do not have children. 1194 01:16:25,321 --> 01:16:28,092 Master. Will you fight with us? 1195 01:16:28,093 --> 01:16:30,531 Hell no! I got a political action committee to run. 1196 01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:32,902 Money doesn't exactly raise itself. 1197 01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:34,572 That's all right, I got this. 1198 01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:37,646 When the dragon flies, everybody looks up. 1199 01:16:42,154 --> 01:16:43,590 What are we looking at? 1200 01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,127 I don't know. 1201 01:17:06,369 --> 01:17:09,241 Hold on, blood. Who the hell invited you? 1202 01:17:09,242 --> 01:17:11,646 I do not need an invitation. 1203 01:17:11,647 --> 01:17:15,086 What the heck is that, some kind of Jedi mind trick? 1204 01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:17,893 No. It's called waving good-bye. 1205 01:18:06,757 --> 01:18:09,228 It's The Fist! 1206 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:27,096 You know you have to ask the Captain's permission 1207 01:18:27,097 --> 01:18:29,301 in order to come aboard his boat? 1208 01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:31,371 You're not Captain Crunch, 1209 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:34,211 - and this ain't a ship! - I'm Captain Stabbin'! 1210 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:39,488 He killed the Captain! 1211 01:18:40,490 --> 01:18:41,726 You think you're tough? 1212 01:18:41,727 --> 01:18:43,162 Well, I'm mad as hell, 1213 01:18:43,163 --> 01:18:44,800 and you're about to get roughed! 1214 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:32,227 Your cucumber is mine. 1215 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,537 Just a bunch of dead bodies. 1216 01:20:29,643 --> 01:20:30,912 Excuse me, oh strange one. 1217 01:20:32,549 --> 01:20:36,856 You may look, but you may not touch. 1218 01:20:36,857 --> 01:20:40,664 Oh, shiny head, I can touch, 1219 01:20:40,665 --> 01:20:42,201 but you can't look. 1220 01:20:43,871 --> 01:20:45,640 I'm the Supervisor. 1221 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,778 I say we go outside, 1222 01:20:47,779 --> 01:20:49,915 and I teach you how to touch. 1223 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,887 Sounds like a party I'd like to be invited to. 1224 01:20:56,797 --> 01:20:58,600 Are we gonna go out and fight, 1225 01:20:58,601 --> 01:20:59,668 I mean, uh... 1226 01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:02,742 Oh, absolutely, after you. 1227 01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:46,329 Fist, que pasa, man? Where you at? 1228 01:21:47,464 --> 01:21:49,234 You see the girl with the feathers? 1229 01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:51,540 Fist? 1230 01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:54,679 Where you at, man? Conyo? 1231 01:21:59,321 --> 01:22:02,393 What you looking at, huh? What you looking at, huh? 1232 01:22:02,394 --> 01:22:05,668 I'm El Guapo. You fucking with me, you fucking with the best! 1233 01:22:07,905 --> 01:22:09,709 Who put this thing together, huh? 1234 01:22:11,713 --> 01:22:12,949 Me, that's who! 1235 01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:27,577 Check it out. 1236 01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:28,947 You guys see that shit? 1237 01:22:33,590 --> 01:22:34,692 Okay. 1238 01:22:37,532 --> 01:22:39,636 You kill my partner, I kill you! 1239 01:24:46,589 --> 01:24:48,793 Pass the Courvoisier, I came to bleed. 1240 01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:51,566 You must pass my ninja clan first! 1241 01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:57,878 Let's bang. 1242 01:24:58,914 --> 01:25:00,950 The Ancient Greeks fought naked. 1243 01:25:00,951 --> 01:25:02,454 I'll fight naked. 1244 01:25:23,964 --> 01:25:26,970 Pop-blocking boxer style! 1245 01:25:36,523 --> 01:25:38,192 Drunken Master style! 1246 01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:42,935 Dolphin style! 1247 01:25:48,078 --> 01:25:50,684 Gorilla Style! 1248 01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:53,723 Padawan Master style. 1249 01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:09,522 Nunchuck style. 1250 01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:12,761 Fist this, Mr. Fist Man. 1251 01:26:16,502 --> 01:26:18,205 Godzilla style! 1252 01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,489 I hope you brought your boarding pass. 1253 01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:28,994 'Cause you're about to fly. 1254 01:26:29,795 --> 01:26:31,799 Midget style! 1255 01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,594 Now that's what I call a skull fuck. 1256 01:26:56,148 --> 01:26:58,052 It's time for the payback, Jack. 1257 01:27:01,559 --> 01:27:03,596 Halt. The Fist. 1258 01:27:03,597 --> 01:27:05,733 The people upstairs know all about you. 1259 01:27:05,734 --> 01:27:07,054 You're going away for a long time. 1260 01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:09,006 The Federal Reserve has never been audited. 1261 01:27:09,007 --> 01:27:11,578 The Illuminati run everything. 1262 01:27:11,579 --> 01:27:12,848 You're under arrest. 1263 01:27:13,783 --> 01:27:15,253 And you're under my friend. 1264 01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:28,912 How come Okinawa didn't get an invitation to this dance, 1265 01:27:28,913 --> 01:27:30,816 you jive sucka! 1266 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,053 - Solid. - Solid. 1267 01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:38,198 Let's see what you got. 1268 01:27:47,317 --> 01:27:49,889 Step up to the fucking big boy plate. 1269 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,889 Ice cold! 1270 01:28:10,029 --> 01:28:11,131 I hope you got more. 1271 01:28:15,674 --> 01:28:16,876 Cross it, bitch. 1272 01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:19,214 Bring it over here. 1273 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,933 I got your woo in my pants. 1274 01:28:43,128 --> 01:28:45,232 Playing your game now, boy. 1275 01:29:51,799 --> 01:29:53,035 What are you doing? 1276 01:29:58,378 --> 01:29:59,682 Super agent, huh. 1277 01:30:03,723 --> 01:30:04,925 Fuck that shit. 1278 01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,710 I told you I'd be back. 1279 01:30:14,177 --> 01:30:15,980 Damn it, they live! 1280 01:30:15,981 --> 01:30:17,183 Right. 1281 01:30:24,497 --> 01:30:26,133 Give me more, give me more. 1282 01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,371 I wanna eat a reptile. 1283 01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:30,844 Come on, reptile boy. Let's see about that. 1284 01:30:31,912 --> 01:30:33,348 Give me some skin. 1285 01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:43,501 This is for Hot Rod making snakeskin sandals in Heaven, 1286 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:45,372 you reptile piece of shit. 1287 01:30:50,482 --> 01:30:52,520 Goodnight, Irene. 1288 01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,057 Consider that my tax return. 1289 01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:59,834 Oh yeah, you got a nice smile. 1290 01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:02,205 And I don't want to hear from the G's anymore, 1291 01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:04,077 you stupid jive turkeys! 1292 01:31:10,055 --> 01:31:13,863 So we meet again, buddy. 1293 01:31:15,332 --> 01:31:18,438 It must be a re-run on your face. 1294 01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:00,890 Show me what you got. 1295 01:33:11,464 --> 01:33:13,400 You're not so big anymore. 1296 01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:15,572 You're not so big anymore. 1297 01:33:15,573 --> 01:33:18,144 You're not so big anymore! 1298 01:33:36,481 --> 01:33:38,686 And you can take your Soylent Dream with it. 1299 01:34:03,401 --> 01:34:06,207 The Fist in the palm of my hand. 1300 01:34:14,390 --> 01:34:17,129 Service with a smile. 1301 01:34:21,104 --> 01:34:22,640 It's hammer time. 1302 01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,177 How about a Coke with that smile. 1303 01:35:12,607 --> 01:35:14,611 It's the porn chicas. 1304 01:35:25,332 --> 01:35:27,368 Welcome, El Guapo. 1305 01:35:27,369 --> 01:35:31,611 El Guapo, come join us, let's play. 1306 01:35:31,612 --> 01:35:34,482 We are also known as the. 1307 01:35:34,483 --> 01:35:38,223 Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy... 1308 01:35:38,224 --> 01:35:39,426 From hell. 1309 01:35:43,234 --> 01:35:46,607 Do you think The Fist would refuse to do us? 1310 01:35:46,608 --> 01:35:48,244 All of us? 1311 01:35:48,779 --> 01:35:50,782 Yeah, Guapo. 1312 01:35:50,783 --> 01:35:53,320 Will you leave us unpleased? 1313 01:35:53,321 --> 01:35:57,195 Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. 1314 01:35:58,364 --> 01:36:01,137 And a woman's pleasure is a man's pain. 1315 01:36:04,109 --> 01:36:06,180 Say hello to my little friend. 1316 01:36:14,096 --> 01:36:16,167 Okay, you wanna play, huh? 1317 01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:23,281 First you get the money, then you get the power, 1318 01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:27,623 then you get the women. 1319 01:36:29,226 --> 01:36:31,329 Okay, I'm reloaded. 1320 01:36:31,330 --> 01:36:33,702 Come on, what you got for me, huh? 1321 01:36:35,138 --> 01:36:38,779 What did I tell you about talking to other witches! 1322 01:36:39,848 --> 01:36:43,220 Oh, you got kicks. 1323 01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:45,224 Okay, you wanna see some of my kicks? 1324 01:36:45,225 --> 01:36:46,828 Look at the birdie. 1325 01:36:48,799 --> 01:36:51,203 How you like that? How you like that, huh? 1326 01:36:58,384 --> 01:36:59,621 Okay, okay, come on. 1327 01:37:12,847 --> 01:37:15,719 Oh, ju okay? I sorry. 1328 01:37:18,157 --> 01:37:19,392 I sorry. 1329 01:37:19,393 --> 01:37:21,513 I sorry, little lady, I didn't mean to do that to you. 1330 01:37:27,777 --> 01:37:29,312 Chastity. 1331 01:37:29,313 --> 01:37:32,218 All right, motherfuckers, I know what you're thinking. 1332 01:37:32,219 --> 01:37:35,290 The Superboss is working for the goddamn witches. 1333 01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,594 You're damn straight. 1334 01:37:36,595 --> 01:37:38,296 No matter how big a man may be, 1335 01:37:38,297 --> 01:37:40,907 there's always a woman behind him ready to 1336 01:37:40,919 --> 01:37:43,541 crack that whip with her hypnotic sex magic, 1337 01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:47,682 unless your name is The Fist and you're packing a 50 caliber cucumber 1338 01:37:47,683 --> 01:37:50,421 filled with consciousness named Dirty Harry. 1339 01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:53,393 I should've known it was you. 1340 01:37:53,394 --> 01:37:54,664 He's ours now. 1341 01:37:55,933 --> 01:37:57,435 Let him go, snake eyes. 1342 01:38:01,645 --> 01:38:03,582 Come on, what you gonna do? 1343 01:38:11,263 --> 01:38:12,733 Master Duck Suck Song was right. 1344 01:38:13,569 --> 01:38:14,903 We won. 1345 01:38:14,904 --> 01:38:17,442 Always have. Always will. 1346 01:38:18,377 --> 01:38:19,913 Listen up, witches. 1347 01:38:19,914 --> 01:38:21,917 I didn't come to change the world. 1348 01:38:21,918 --> 01:38:23,722 But the world's gonna change for me. 1349 01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,927 Or get out of my way! 1350 01:38:26,928 --> 01:38:30,233 'Cause you can hate me or you can love me. 1351 01:38:30,234 --> 01:38:33,575 But tonight, I'm gonna make you scream God's name. 1352 01:38:54,349 --> 01:38:55,919 Enter the fist, witch. 1353 01:39:10,516 --> 01:39:12,685 Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist... 1354 01:39:12,686 --> 01:39:14,857 Can you feel how hard I am! 1355 01:39:16,528 --> 01:39:18,497 I guess Fist got his groove back. 1356 01:39:25,646 --> 01:39:26,680 You got my tiger's eye? 1357 01:39:26,681 --> 01:39:28,401 You got something what I'm looking for, man? 1358 01:39:28,425 --> 01:39:29,786 I got what you looking for, man. 1359 01:39:29,787 --> 01:39:30,888 Who sent you? 1360 01:39:30,889 --> 01:39:33,026 Who sent me? Sun Tzu sent me! 1361 01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:34,530 Man, rewind, man. 1362 01:39:36,433 --> 01:39:38,304 Sun Tzu sent my ass. 1363 01:39:40,609 --> 01:39:43,012 Man, wars are fought and won, man, 1364 01:39:43,013 --> 01:39:45,585 but you know what, the battle stays the same. 1365 01:39:45,586 --> 01:39:47,026 You know what I'm talking about, man? 1366 01:39:47,050 --> 01:39:49,726 Because of the fact you found the tiger's eye. 1367 01:39:49,727 --> 01:39:52,464 You found the tiger's eye, so I'm gonna hook a brother up. 1368 01:39:52,465 --> 01:39:54,002 You found the tiger's eye. 1369 01:40:05,424 --> 01:40:07,494 No, who sent you? 1370 01:40:07,495 --> 01:40:09,365 No, who sent you? 1371 01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:10,735 You came into my movie. 1372 01:40:10,736 --> 01:40:15,645 Fist, I just arrived from the Planet Mongo on my rocket cycle. 1373 01:40:15,646 --> 01:40:17,549 What were you doing on Mongo? 1374 01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,953 Kicking Ming's butt. 1375 01:40:19,954 --> 01:40:23,794 I gotta tell you something. I stole your golden fleece. 1376 01:40:23,795 --> 01:40:25,430 Why did you take it? 1377 01:40:25,431 --> 01:40:28,638 I needed it to become the savior of the universe. 1378 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:32,779 You can keep it. It's '70s style. 1379 01:40:32,780 --> 01:40:34,516 I'm an '80s man. 1380 01:40:34,517 --> 01:40:35,852 I gotta get back to work. 1381 01:40:37,756 --> 01:40:38,825 Fist, 1382 01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,664 is it okay if I watch, man? 1383 01:40:45,872 --> 01:40:47,909 - Oh, yeah. 1384 01:40:47,910 --> 01:40:49,112 Awesome, man. 1385 01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:51,951 You got a nice smile. 1386 01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:54,121 You got a nice mustache. 1387 01:40:54,122 --> 01:40:55,759 Watch what I do with it, baby. 1388 01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:01,502 ♪ ...Montezuma ♪ 1389 01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:04,976 ♪ To the shores of Tripoli ♪ 1390 01:41:04,977 --> 01:41:08,484 ♪ We will fight our country's battle ♪ 1391 01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:12,925 ♪ On the land and on the sea ♪ 1392 01:41:12,926 --> 01:41:19,840 ♪ I am proud to have the title of United States Marine ♪ 1393 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,813 Yes, that's right. 1394 01:41:23,882 --> 01:41:26,520 No, Charlie don't surf. Huh? 1395 01:41:26,521 --> 01:41:28,023 No, no, no, no! 1396 01:41:30,762 --> 01:41:33,033 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 1397 01:41:34,169 --> 01:41:37,609 I want some, too! Show me The Fist! 1398 01:41:40,481 --> 01:41:42,519 Where's Superfly when you need him? 1399 01:41:56,246 --> 01:41:57,616 One bitch. 1400 01:41:58,217 --> 01:41:59,887 Two bitch! 1401 01:42:00,789 --> 01:42:03,862 Three bitch! 1402 01:42:04,797 --> 01:42:06,166 Four bitch. 1403 01:42:10,207 --> 01:42:12,779 Who invited Count Chocula to the party? 1404 01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:15,718 I am not Count Chocula. 1405 01:42:15,719 --> 01:42:19,660 I am Blacula. 1406 01:42:21,129 --> 01:42:23,466 Do I think all limp dicks look alike? 1407 01:42:23,467 --> 01:42:27,208 I'm gonna make big bucks from this movie. 1408 01:42:30,114 --> 01:42:31,684 Any last words? 1409 01:42:44,877 --> 01:42:47,549 Leave me, bitches! 1410 01:42:52,826 --> 01:42:54,930 Any last words? 1411 01:42:56,132 --> 01:43:00,006 Yeah, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1412 01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,012 Heaven has no fury like The Fist. 1413 01:43:03,013 --> 01:43:05,183 I ain't got nothing left to say, man. 1414 01:43:05,184 --> 01:43:07,021 Let's do the monster smash. 1415 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,691 Galactic Fist. 1416 01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:45,631 You're not going to win, Fist 1417 01:43:45,632 --> 01:43:47,267 I'm going to win. 1418 01:43:47,268 --> 01:43:50,941 You can never beat me! 1419 01:43:50,942 --> 01:43:53,548 Heroes don't exist anymore! 1420 01:44:03,333 --> 01:44:06,574 Fist the fist! Get him. 1421 01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:08,376 Get him. 1422 01:44:08,377 --> 01:44:10,080 Bleed them. 1423 01:44:12,686 --> 01:44:15,759 Get them all! 1424 01:44:20,935 --> 01:44:23,006 Get the black one first. 1425 01:44:35,330 --> 01:44:37,803 Oh, robots can't stop me. Okay? 1426 01:44:39,105 --> 01:44:40,675 Whoo! 1427 01:45:03,755 --> 01:45:07,963 Feel my wrath, Fist. How does that feel? 1428 01:45:35,718 --> 01:45:40,027 Are you ready for the red eye? 1429 01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:48,878 Galactic Fist. 1430 01:46:14,028 --> 01:46:16,031 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1431 01:46:16,032 --> 01:46:17,333 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1432 01:46:17,334 --> 01:46:19,204 ♪ Someone to fight hard ♪ 1433 01:46:19,205 --> 01:46:20,373 ♪ Be light in the dark ♪ 1434 01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,076 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1435 01:46:22,077 --> 01:46:23,680 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1436 01:46:23,681 --> 01:46:26,886 ♪ And we won't back down ♪ 1437 01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:28,356 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1438 01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:35,137 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1439 01:46:36,774 --> 01:46:39,244 ♪ We won't back down ♪ 1440 01:46:39,245 --> 01:46:41,750 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1441 01:46:44,021 --> 01:46:46,726 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 1442 01:46:46,727 --> 01:46:49,733 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 1443 01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,025 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 1444 01:47:03,026 --> 01:47:05,764 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 1445 01:47:05,765 --> 01:47:08,435 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 1446 01:47:08,436 --> 01:47:11,409 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 1447 01:47:16,754 --> 01:47:19,357 ♪ Palo Alto licked And I'm about this ♪ 1448 01:47:19,358 --> 01:47:22,130 ♪ May you rest in peace Or more selective ♪ 1449 01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:25,269 ♪ Soul rissoles Can't taste this dog shit ♪ 1450 01:47:25,270 --> 01:47:28,711 ♪ Speak to the G Yeah, he's The Fist ♪ 1451 01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:35,957 ♪ Yeah, VOD I hope you get this ♪ 1452 01:47:35,958 --> 01:47:38,830 ♪ Negro peons Lyin' in the pulpit ♪ 1453 01:47:38,831 --> 01:47:41,268 ♪ Not free to be dumb Yeah, you trot this ♪ 1454 01:47:41,269 --> 01:47:43,941 ♪ Gone down the coast You must pork this ♪ 103931