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♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪
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♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪
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♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I
STARTED BREATHING ♪
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♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪
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♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪
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♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER
THROUGH ♪ ♪ OOH, OHH ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪♪
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WELL, HI THERE, ALEX.
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WELL, HEY THERE, MOM.
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HOW'S IT GOING, SON?
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OH, JUST FINE, DAD.
TOP OF THE WORLD.
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WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, ALEX?
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WE'VE BEEN OUT FOR OVER AN HOUR,
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AND YOU HAVEN'T
MOVED FROM THIS TABLE.
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I MOVED. I MOVED
WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
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YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.
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ALEX, I CANNOT STAND WATCHING
YOU PINE AWAY LIKE THIS.
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YOU HAVE HAD MORE
THAN ENOUGH TIME
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TO ABSORB THE FACT
THAT ELLEN IS GONE.
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AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR HER.
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SHE WON A DANCE
SCHOLARSHIP! GOOD!
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SHE'S GONE TO PARIS. GREAT!
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALEX
KEATON TO GET ON WITH HIS LIFE.
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LOOK, I AM GETTING
ON WITH MY LIFE.
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I'M DOING A FINE JOB OF
GETTING ON WITH MY LIFE.
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HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T LEFT
THE HOUSE IN ALMOST A MONTH.
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I LIKE IT HERE.
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IT'S COZY.
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YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING, AND YOU
LOOK SO THIN. YOU'RE NOT EATING.
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OK, OK. I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING,
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BUT I HAVE BEEN EATING.
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I JUST HAD A CORN FLAKE.
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ALEX, I... I JUST WANT TO
TAKE YOU AND SHAKE YOU.
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PLEASE DON'T. I JUST ATE.
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OH, ALEX, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU FINALLY OUT OF YOUR ROOM.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. OK, LOOK.
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WILL EVERYBODY STOP TALKING
TO ME LIKE I'M A FLOOD VICTIM?
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NOW, I AM FINE.
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ELLEN'S... GONE. THAT'S TRUE.
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AND IT'S OVER. AND
THAT'S TRUE, TOO.
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BUT, UH, WHEN I'M GOOD
AND READY, I'M GONNA GET UP,
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I'M GONNA PICK ANOTHER
ELLEN OFF THE GIRL TREE
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AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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GIRL TREE?
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SORRY, MOM.
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THE WOMAN TREE.
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WHERE DOES HE GET THESE IDEAS?
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DON'T LOOK AT ME. I TOLD
HIM WE MET UNDER A TREE.
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HE MUST HAVE...
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HE MISUNDERSTOOD. I...
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YOU KNOW, I COULD
FIX YOU UP, ALEX.
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THERE'S ONE OF MY FRIENDS I DON'T LIKE
VERY MUCH. SHE'D BE PERFECT FOR YOU.
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THANKS, MAL. THAT'S SWEET.
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BUT ANY GIRL I DATE HAS TO BE ABLE
TO SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES.
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OH. THEN SHE'S WRONG FOR YOU.
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OHH.
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HEY, HEY, ALEX.
ALEX. HEY, COME HERE.
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HE-HEY. COME OVER HERE.
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BOY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?
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YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU SINCE ELLEN DUMPED YOU...
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UH, I MEAN... I MEAN,
SINCE SHE LEFT.
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YEAH. WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD A
WHOLE LOT OF FREE TIME, YOU KNOW?
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I'VE BEEN BUSY...
SCHOOL, WORK, CLUBS.
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MALLORY SAID YOU WERE LOCKED IN
YOUR ROOM CRYING YOUR EYES OUT.
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YEAH. THAT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH ELLEN.
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THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED
TWO POINTS... WENT TO PIECES.
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COME ON, ALEX. WE'VE
KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME.
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YOU CAN BE OPEN WITH
US. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
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WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
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AND WE'RE GOING
TO BE HERE FOR YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S ABOUT TIME I
TALKED TO SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS.
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SEE, THE TRUTH IS, I
NEVER LOVED ANYBODY
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AS MUCH AS I LOVED ELLEN.
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SORRY, ALEX. WE GOT TO GO.
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WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME
GET THAT OFF MY CHEST, GUYS.
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HAVEN'T OPENED UP
LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME.
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GIRLS, YOU KNOW ALEX KEATON.
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ALEX KEATON... YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHOSE GIRLFRIEND
DUMPED YOU, RIGHT?
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I'M SORRY. HAVE WE MET?
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I'M REENIE CRAWFORD,
AND THIS IS MARGIE HANLEY.
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HI. WE HAVEN'T BEEN
FORMALLY INTRODUCED,
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BUT I HEARD ABOUT THE DUMPING.
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WE'LL SEE YOU, ALEX. BYE.
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♪ WHAT DID YOU THINK ♪
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♪ I WOULD DO AT
THIS MOMENT... ♪♪
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HI, ALEX. WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?
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OH. HI, SHARON.
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UH, NOTHING. THANKS.
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I'M... AHEM. JUST GONNA
LEAN HERE, IF THAT'S OK.
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HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
AROUND HERE IN A WHILE.
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OH, THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
TOO BUSY GETTING DUMPED.
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YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
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WHO HASN'T?
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ATTENTION, ALL LELAND STUDENTS.
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ALEX P. KEATON HAS
BEEN OFFICIALLY DUMPED.
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WE KNOW. WE KNOW. WE KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, ELLEN AND I WERE IN
A COUPLE OF CLASSES TOGETHER.
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I USED TO WATCH YOU TWO IN
HERE. YOU WERE A GREAT COUPLE.
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YEAH. WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND
OF GUY TO DWELL ON THE PAST.
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NO, SIR. NO. I GOT MY
WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME.
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MY WHOLE... LONELY,
MISERABLE LIFE.
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ALEX, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
WHEN I'M REALLY DEPRESSED?
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I PUT ON MY PAJAMAS, I TURN ON
SOME REALLY HEAD-BANGING MUSIC,
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AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
TILL THE COPS BREAK DOWN THE DOOR.
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NO KIDDING?
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DO.
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NO. YOU?
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I NEVER PICTURED YOU AS A
HEAD-BANGING KIND OF A GUY.
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AW, COME ON.
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CONSTANT HEADACHE.
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I WOULD'VE PEGGED YOU
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AS MORE A BIG LOVER
OF ELEVATOR MUSIC.
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I LIKE IT.
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WELL, I KNOW AROUND
HERE, I MIGHT APPEAR LIKE,
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YOU KNOW, A PRETTY
CLEAN-CUT GUY.
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BUT AT HOME, FORGET
ABOUT IT... COMPLETE LUNATIC.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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YOU'RE A KICK, ALEX.
YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY.
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I GUESS I ALWAYS JUST
THOUGHT OF YOU AS A CUSTOMER...
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YOU KNOW, BURGER, FRIES, SHAKE,
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RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS I ALWAYS
THOUGHT OF YOU AS JUST A WAITRESS...
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TAKE THE ORDER, BRING IT OUT,
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SMILE IN HOPES OF
GETTING A BIG TIP.
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IT NEVER QUITE WORKED
WITH YOU, THOUGH, DID IT?
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I DON'T KNOW, SHARON.
I'M ALWAYS UP THERE...
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4, 5%.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A
REALLY INTERESTING GIRL.
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AND... AND YOU'RE VERY HIP.
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YOU'RE ALMOST, UH,
ALMOST AS HIP AS I AM.
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HOW COME WE'VE NEVER HAD
THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?
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YOU WERE ALWAYS
IN HERE WITH ELLEN.
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WELL, WE GOT RID
OF HER, DIDN'T WE?
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OH. THIS IS A
GREAT-LOOKING ROOM.
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WELL, THANKS. I, UH,
DECORATED IT MYSELF.
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THIS IS WHERE I LIKE TO
DO ALL MY HEAD-BANGING
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AND, UH, DANCING AND SCREAMING.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME OF
THOSE RECORDS YOU PROMISED?
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WE CAN DO SOME HEAD-BANGING
AND SCREAMING RIGHT NOW.
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YOU'RE ON, LITTLE GIRL.
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I'M HEP TO YOUR JIVE.
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OH, HELLO.
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I'M, UH, STEVEN KEATON.
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HI, I'M SHARON McELROY,
A FRIEND OF ALEX'S.
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WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE?
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I'M VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
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OH, ELYSE, UH, THIS
IS SHARON McELROY,
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A FRIEND OF ALEX'S.
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AND A GIRL.
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HI.
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HELLO. I'M... I'M VERY
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
STEVEN. SHE'S A GIRL.
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YAY!
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WELL, I SEE WE MET.
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YES, WE HAVE.
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AND NOW YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE
GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE,
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AND, WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO THAT
KITCHEN AND MAKE OURSELVES SOME, UH...
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SOUP!
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SOUP!
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RIGHT YOU ARE, MADAME.
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SOUP IT IS.
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GIVE THIS WOMAN THE
LADLE OF HER CHOICE.
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HA HA HA!
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YEAH. OK.
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THEY SEEM VERY HAPPY.
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THEY MIGHT QUITE
POSSIBLY BE SENILE.
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BUT I LOVE THEM,
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AND I'LL NEVER
PUT THEM IN A HOME.
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LISTEN. MY SISTER'S
ROOM WAS LOCKED,
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SO I COULDN'T GET ANY OF MY
FAVORITE HEAVY METAL PLATTERS,
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BUT, UH, THESE SHOULD
PUT US IN THE MOOD.
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ALEX, THESE ARE
LEARN-TO-TYPE RECORDS.
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WHAT DO WE CARE? WE'LL
BE SO BUSY SCREAMING.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. SHE'S A GIRL.
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DOES YOUR FAMILY GET OUT MUCH?
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NOT ENOUGH.
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LISTEN, UH, SHARON,
I WAS WONDERING
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IF, UM, YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT
WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT?
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SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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HOW DOES, UH, TOMORROW
NIGHT AT 7:00 SOUND?
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PERFECT. LISTEN,
I'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
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OH. OH. YEAH. GREAT. SEE
YOU TOMORROW NIGHT?
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UM, TILL THEN.
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OK! ALL RIGHT!
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THE DREAM LIVES ON.
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SHE'S VERY NICE! OH, YEAH!
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HA HA! WHOA!
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT. I ASKED HER OUT,
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SHE SAID YES. WHOA!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I AM IN LOVE AGAIN.
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THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL.
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THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
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I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
SHE'S EXACTLY LIKE ELLEN.
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ELLEN LIKED ART, THIS ONE LIKES
MUSIC. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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I'M IN LOVE AGAIN! WHOO!
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WHAT... WHAT WAS I
SO WORRIED ABOUT?
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THIS IS A SNAP. I COULD
TEACH A COURSE IN THIS.
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I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, TOO, HONEY.
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HEY, MOM, WHAT DID I TELL
YOU ABOUT THE GIRL TREE?
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COME ON, MOM. THE
GIRL TREE IS IN BLOOM.
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AND IT'S FULL OF RIPE,
BEAUTIFUL, SHINY GIRLS.
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IN FACT, GIRL TREE
IS A MISNOMER.
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MOM, THERE'S A GIRL
ORCHARD OUT THERE.
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AND, MOM, IT'S HARVEST TIME.
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HEY, HONEY. SWEETHEART.
HI, SWEETHEART.
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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WELL, ANDY WAS TIRED,
SO I PUT HIM TO BED EARLY.
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AND THE GIRLS ARE UPSTAIRS
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HELPING ALEX GET READY
FOR HIS BIG DATE WITH SHARON.
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YES! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
OUR BOY GOES OUT AGAIN.
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I TELL YOU, IT'S NICE TO
SEE HIM SO EXCITED AGAIN.
225
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HE HAS THAT WARM GLOW
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LIKE HE GETS AFTER A
REAGAN PRESS CONFERENCE.
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OOH. SOUNDS SERIOUS. MM-HMM.
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THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE
DONE... NOT IN OUR LIFETIME.
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BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE KEATON SISTERS PRODUCTIONS
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PROUDLY PRESENTS THE
KING OF HIPNESS HIMSELF,
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ALEX P. KEATON! ALEX P. KEATON!
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WHAT IT IS.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,943
I'VE LOST MY MIND.
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WHY, ALEX, THIS IS FABULOUS!
236
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,848
IT'S... IT'S RAD...
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,117
OR SCHMAD...
238
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,487
OR... JUST PLAIN BAD.
239
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,089
WHATEVER MEANS
GROOVY THESE DAYS.
240
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,759
BUT WHY THE DRASTIC
CHANGE IN STYLE?
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00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,472
WELL, IT'S SIMPLE,
DAD. I MEAN, UH,
242
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,974
SHARON IS A VERY HIP GIRL.
243
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,308
I GOT TO GET OUT THERE
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00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,043
AND BE HIP, TOO. RIGHT.
245
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,067
ALEX, SHOW THEM THE WALK.
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00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,445
GOD, I LOOK GOOD.
247
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,681
YEAH!
248
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,649
I... I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.
249
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:42,754
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU SO
ENTHUSIASTIC AND SO HIP.
250
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,122
WE'VE BEEN WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, ALEX.
251
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,832
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOURSELF.
252
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,393
OH, THOSE, UH...
253
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,974
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, DAD.
254
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,809
I'M THROUGH FEELING
SORRY FOR MYSELF.
255
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,478
I AM READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
256
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,001
THAT'S MY BOY!
257
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,848
HEY, DAD, DAD, HAVE YOU, UH,
258
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,683
HAVE YOU SEEN THE
BODY ON SHARON?
259
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,139
OH, YES!
260
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,407
NO!
261
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,646
NO.
262
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,181
NO, I... I MUST HAVE MISSED IT.
263
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,918
UH, DID... DID SHE HAVE A BODY?
264
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,438
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
265
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,875
SHE'S BEEN UNDER MY
NOSE THIS WHOLE TIME...
266
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,910
MY PERFECT FEMALE,
MY IDEAL MATCH.
267
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,201
SHE, UH, SHE'S
HIP. I'M, UH, HIP.
268
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,937
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
269
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,839
UNBELIEVABLE.
270
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,375
AND TO TOP IT OFF, WE BOTH
LOVE HEAVY METAL MUSIC.
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00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,322
YOU DON'T LOVE
HEAVY METAL MUSIC.
272
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,279
FOR HER... I LOVE IT FOR HER.
273
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:46,317
WELL, PERSONALLY, I HATE IT, BUT
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT.
274
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,586
THE OLD ALEX IS BACK.
275
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,788
I'M HIP, I'M COOL,
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00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,923
I'M A HAPPENIN' FOOL.
277
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:03,334
YOU, UH, YOU LOOK VERY
BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT, SHARON.
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00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,370
THANK YOU.
279
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,218
WHEN... WHEN YOU SMILE
LIKE THAT, I GET GOOSE BUMPS
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00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,442
UP AND DOWN THE BACK OF MY NECK.
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00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,478
I'M GLAD.
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00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,126
THANKS. UH, SHARON,
DO ME A FAVOR.
283
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,583
UH, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.
284
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,753
I'M TRYING TO BE AS OPEN
WITH YOU AS I CAN, ALEX.
285
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,656
NO. I MEAN YOUR ACTUAL HAIR.
286
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,907
LET... LET IT KIND OF FALL
DOWN OVER YOUR SHOULDERS.
287
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,130
OK.
288
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,764
IF YOU LIKE.
289
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:40,137
GREAT. GREAT. GOOD. YOUR
HAIR LOOKS GREAT LIKE THAT.
290
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,438
THANK YOU.
291
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,608
SHARON, UH, LISTEN.
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00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,116
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING
ON THESE GLASSES?
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00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,882
ALEX, PLEASE.
294
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,617
STOP. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
295
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,586
WHAT? WHAT AM I DOING?
296
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,821
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
ME LOOK LIKE ELLEN.
297
00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:01,692
OH, NOTHING COULD BE
FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
298
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,740
I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW
YOU LOOKED IN THOSE GLASSES.
299
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,231
WELL, I DON'T NEED GLASSES.
I HAVE PERFECT VISION.
300
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,468
SURE, NOW. BUT AS YOU GET
OLDER, YOUR EYESIGHT FAILS.
301
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,516
AND I WANTED YOU TO
HAVE THESE GLASSES READY.
302
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:19,043
IT WAS A SURPRISE, BUT
NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT.
303
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,711
HEY, ALEX, ELLEN.
304
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,846
YOU'RE NOT ELLEN.
305
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,194
NO, SHE'S BETTER THAN
ELLEN. SHE'S SHARON.
306
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,818
OH. YOU KNOW, IF YOU
PUT THOSE GLASSES ON,
307
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,387
YOU COULD BE ELLEN.
308
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:34,525
LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S
GOT A THING ABOUT IT.
309
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,441
I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN PIZZAIOLA,
310
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,978
AND THE VEAL
FLORENTINE FOR THE LADY.
311
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,934
UM, I DON'T REALLY LIKE VEAL.
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00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,837
I THINK I'LL HAVE THE
CHICKEN PIZZAIOLA, TOO.
313
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,978
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
314
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:58,549
WE'RE BOTH HAVING CHICKEN.
315
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,085
IS THAT SO TERRIBLE?
316
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,933
WELL, WE JUST... WE WON'T
BE ABLE TO SHARE, THAT'S ALL.
317
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,601
I MEAN, THAT WAS ALWAYS MY,
UH, FAVORITE PART OF THE MEAL.
318
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,805
SEE, I'D ORDER THE CHICKEN,
AND ELLEN WOULD ORDER THE VEAL.
319
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,564
AND THEN HALFWAY THROUGH,
WE'D SHOUT OUT, "CHANGE PLATES."
320
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,970
AND WE'D SWITCH.
321
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,672
WE COULD STILL DO THAT.
322
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,109
WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?
WE'RE BOTH HAVING CHICKEN.
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00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,381
GOD. I FEEL LIKE THE GRINCH
WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS.
324
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,150
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
325
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,798
LOOK, LET'S JUST FORGET
ABOUT ALL THAT, OK?
326
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,633
WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
327
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,256
I'M FOR THAT.
328
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,806
WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?
329
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,997
OH, IT'S JUST SOME PERFUME.
IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.
330
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,768
TRY THIS.
331
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,437
OOH, ALEX! I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
332
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,174
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
ME SMELL LIKE ELLEN.
333
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:01,011
JEEZ, SHARON, ARE YOU
ALWAYS THIS SENSITIVE?
334
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,983
YOU KNOW, WITH THAT
SMELL, YOU COULD BE ELLEN.
335
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,821
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE, ALEX?
336
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,256
YOU'VE JUST COME OFF
A VERY SUCCESSFUL,
337
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,358
LONGSTANDING
RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN.
338
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,593
AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO REPLACE HER...
339
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:20,197
SOMEONE TO TALK LIKE HER
AND DRESS LIKE HER AND BE HER.
340
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,669
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
341
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,073
SO, ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
342
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,645
WHEN YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN ME, GIVE ME A CALL.
343
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,787
YOU'RE HOME EARLY.
344
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,023
BOY, WAS I WRONG ABOUT SHARON.
345
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,625
SHE IS NOT AT ALL WHO
I THOUGHT SHE WAS.
346
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,928
OH, NO. WE WERE DOING SO WELL.
347
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,931
SHE SEEMED SO RIGHT FOR US.
348
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,033
SHE DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT.
SHE DIDN'T ACT RIGHT.
349
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,268
SHE DIDN'T ORDER RIGHT.
IT WAS NOTHING AT ALL
350
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,204
LIKE THE DATES I USED
TO HAVE WITH ELLEN.
351
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,074
WELL, LET'S FACE IT, ALEX.
UH, SHARON IS NOT ELLEN.
352
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,311
WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL
ME THAT BEFORE?
353
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,649
HOW COULD SHE
LEAD US ON LIKE THAT?
354
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,662
MAYBE SOME OF THIS
IS OUR FAULT, ALEX.
355
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,765
MAYBE WE WERE PUSHING YOU INTO
DATING BEFORE YOU WERE REALLY READY.
356
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,933
WE JUST WANTED YOU
TO BE HAPPY... YOU KNOW,
357
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,325
OR AT LEAST GET UP FROM
THE BREAKFAST TABLE.
358
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:25,129
THERE OUGHT TO BE A STORE...
359
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,798
A STORE YOU CAN JUST WALK IN,
360
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,935
AND THEY GOT WOMEN
IN DIFFERENT CATEGORIES,
361
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,938
AND YOU CAN JUST
PICK THE ONE YOU WANT.
362
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,906
WELL, THERE ARE SUCH PLACES,
363
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,976
BUT THEY'RE
ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE.
364
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,948
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
365
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,685
I MEAN, WE REALLY
LOVED EACH OTHER.
366
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,255
WE WERE A TEAM.
367
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,525
I SAT THROUGH
FOREIGN FILMS FOR HER.
368
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,527
I WENT TO POETRY
READINGS FOR HER.
369
00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,097
I SAT THROUGH FOREIGN FILMS
ABOUT POETRY READINGS FOR HER.
370
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,269
NOBODY KNEW ME
LIKE SHE DID. NOBODY.
371
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,107
HONEY...
372
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:14,711
FINDING SOMEONE AND HAVING
A TRUE, LOVING RELATIONSHIP
373
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,981
IS SO RARE.
374
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,995
IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO
BE LOOKED AT WITH AWE,
375
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,453
BECAUSE SO FEW PEOPLE
FIND IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
376
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:27,425
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AS
CONVENIENTLY AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO.
377
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,962
SO, DON'T RUSH, OK?
378
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,131
TAKE YOUR TIME,
379
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:38,135
AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE
GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF.
380
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,505
BECAUSE YOU ARE
REALLY SOMETHING.
381
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,143
I AM.
382
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,980
I REALLY AM.
383
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,032
WELL, COME ON. LET'S, UH,
384
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,922
LET'S GO UP, HUH?
385
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,658
YEAH, I'LL BE UP IN
A MINUTE. ALL RIGHT.
386
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,593
THANKS.
387
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,105
♪ WHAT DID YOU THINK ♪
388
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,943
♪ I WOULD DO AT THIS MOMENT ♪
389
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,814
♪ WHEN YOU'RE
STANDIN' BEFORE ME ♪
390
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,785
♪ WITH TEARS IN YOUR EYES ♪
391
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,621
♪ TRYIN' TO TELL ME THAT YOU ♪
392
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,993
♪ FOUND YOU ANOTHER ♪
393
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:42,232
♪ AND YOU JUST DON'T
LOVE ME NO MORE ♪♪
394
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,307
DEAR ELLEN, HOW WAS EUROPE?
395
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,377
ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
396
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,980
I'M NOT TALKING TO EUROPE.
397
00:21:56,048 --> 00:22:00,484
WHAT I WANT YOU TO
KNOW IS THAT I LOVED YOU
398
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,820
AS MUCH AS I COULD LOVE ANYONE
399
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,623
AND THAT I WAS LYING WHEN I SAID
400
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:10,927
IT WAS FINE WITH ME FOR
US TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
401
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:16,000
BUT I REALIZE NOW
IT WAS FOR THE BEST.
402
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,268
I CAN'T LIVE IN THE PAST,
403
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,605
AND SO I'VE STARTED
DATING AGAIN,
404
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,475
AND IT'S GONE INCREDIBLY WELL.
405
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,945
I'M MOVING ON, ELLEN,
406
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:33,283
BUT I KNOW I CAME OUT
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP
407
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,452
RICHER FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
408
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,790
WHEN I SAY "RICHER," I
DON'T MEAN FINANCIALLY.
409
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:45,629
I HOPE IT WAS THE SAME FOR YOU.
410
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,964
I WISH YOU WELL.
411
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,634
DON'T EAT TOO MANY CROISSANTS.
412
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,469
I HOPE YOU BECOME
413
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,972
THE GREATEST
DANCER IN THE WORLD.
414
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,974
YOUR PAL...
415
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,976
NO.
416
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,978
YOUR SON.
417
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,815
NO.
418
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,785
LOVE, ALEX.
419
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:14,425
♪ I'D FALL DOWN ON MY KNEES ♪
420
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:19,129
♪ AND I WOULD KISS THE GROUND
THAT YOU WALK ON, BABY ♪
421
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:24,968
♪ IF I COULD JUST
HOLD YOU AGAIN ♪♪
422
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,566
SIT, UBU, SIT.
423
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,002
GOOD DOG.
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