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My name is Marshall Teller.
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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Nobody believes me,
but, Eerie, Indiana,
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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.
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[CAWING]
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.
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Thank you, lil' paper boy.
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Item, Bigfoot eats
out of my trash.
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Item, Even man's best friend
is weird.
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Still don't believe me?
You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARSHALL: The Eerie Library
needed some fast cash to pay for renovations.
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So some of the old books
that were down in the library basement
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got sent to World O' Stuff,
and put up for sale.
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We're talking old books.
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Books that haven't seen
the light of day in years.
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Simon, can we go already?
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But I gotta do this
for my history paper.
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"The Jackalope and Its Relation
to the Federal Deficit."
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Really fascinating, Simon.
Let's go.
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Simon, it's her.
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Andrea Fantucci.
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Man, I'd sure like to meet her.
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So go ahead.
What's stopping you?
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Nah. She's busy.
I don't wanna bother her.
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I'll get her for you.
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Miss, excuse me, miss?
My friend wants to meet you!
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What?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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[SIMON CHUCKLING]
You're a dead man, Simon.
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Hey, Simon, check this out.
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Mary B. Carter.
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It's got a real old stamp
and everything.
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There's no post mark.
I guess it's never been mailed.
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Maybe it's some letter
written on someone's deathbed.
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Maybe its got some
weird secrets no one's heard in a hundred years.
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We should do the right thing
and mail it, huh?
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You kidding?
Lets open this baby.
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[WIND BLOWING]
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Hey, somebody must've
opened a window
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[CLATTERING]
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[ELECTRICITY STATIC]
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[TRIPP YAWNING AND STRETCHING]
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Gentlemen.
Thanks for the wake up call.
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MARSHALL:
There he was. Tripp McConnell.
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What was he?
Some ghost that just appeared outta thin air?
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Some weird Eerie angel crash
landing at the World O' Stuff?
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I wasn't sure.
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But all my instincts said
one thing, Marshall, run away.
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Now, Marshall, you have to do
a little favor for me.
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Um. No thanks.
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Let's go, Simon.
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MARSHALL: Late that night,
something really creepy-mondo-weird
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was happening at my house.
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The stranger had put my family
under a spell.
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A gypsy.
A gypsy.
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I can't believe Marshall
never told us he knew a real life Gypsy.
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What an amazing life you've had.
You could write a dozen books on your experiences.
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You know, I'm the Lifestyle
Editor of the school paper,
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and I'd love to do
a spread on you.
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"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
come to Eerie."
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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And listen, you know,
if you need a place to stay...
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EDGAR: Yeah, why don't you
stay with us? I mean.
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TRIPP: Geez, you people
are so nice. I'd love to live with you.
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It's him!
EDGAR: Great, we can use Marshall's room.
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MARILYN:
We could put Marshall in the basement.
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SYNDI:
Marshall, what's your problem?
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Why didn't you tell us
you had such a cool friend?
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Yeah, Mars. Why are you keeping
your old friend Tripp McConnell a secret?
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Well, ah, uhm...
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Tripp is going to stay
for dinner, of course.
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Oh, and then he's going
to stay with us for the night.
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Heck, he's so interesting,
he can stay 'till he's eighteen.
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Why don't we go outside
a second? I think we need to talk...
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Okay, old buddy?
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But I'm having such
a good time...
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MARSHALL:
Mom, Dad, Excuse us.
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Move here.
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Okay. Who are you
and what do you want?
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Yeah, talk!
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Mars, Simon, is that any way
to talk to an old friend?
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I've never seen you
before today. And now you're in here, turning my family
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into blithering idiots!
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Mars, c'mon,
it's not that hard to do.
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You want a fat lip?
Marshall, take it easy!
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All I want you to do
is help me with a little problem I'm having.
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You see, I'm in love with a
wonderful girl...
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Look, pal, I think
you're trouble. And I don't want anything to do with you.
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And I'm for sure not going
anywhere near any girl you know.
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You understand that?
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[CROW CAWING]
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Okay, Marshall.
But I'll be back.
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[SIGHS]
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It's too bad your friend
couldn't stay with us, Marshall.
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Mom, trust me, you do not
want him in our house.
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[CHUCKLING] That's a strange
thing to say about your friend.
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That's just it,
he's not my friend.
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It's like, he,
appeared in my life today.
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Appeared?
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What is he, a ghost?
Did he just beam down
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from the inner moons
of Saturn?
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Look.
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All of you, do not, under any
circumstances let that bozo back in this house
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That's an order.
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EDGAR: Tripps not a ghost.
MARILYN: I miss him.
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SYNDI: Me too.
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[WATER RUNNING]
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MARILYN: Mars, are you okay?
Mom.
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It's... him, it's Tripp.
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Thank goodness! Where is he?
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MARILYN:
Hey everybody, Tripp's outside.
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EDGAR: Let's go get him.
SYNDI: I'll race you dad.
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MARSHALL:
Where are you guys going? Get back here!
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MARSHALL:
That night I had another one of my weird dreams.
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I think it had something to do
with not wanting to grow up.
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Still, I was kinda
enjoying the dream.
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[SQUEAKING]
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[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CAWING]
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[MUFFLED GIGGLING]
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* Marshall and Andrea
Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G *
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[SHE CONTINUES SINGING]
[CYCLE BELLS RING]
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[CLOWN LAUGHTER]
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[SHE CONTINUES SINGING]
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[SIMON LAUGHING]
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[SHE CONTINUES SINGING]
[CYCLE BELLS RING]
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Then something happened that
never happened to me in any dream I've ever had before.
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Hey Mars.
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Cool dream.
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What are you doing here?
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This is my dream.
You're not supposed to be in my dream.
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I said I'd be back.
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Gotta wake up. Gotta wake up.
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Not yet. Not until I tell you
what you have to do for me.
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Mom, Dad, Syndi,
tell him to leave me alone.
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ALL THREE:
But we love Tripp.
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We love him more
than we love you.
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[CYCLE BELLS RING]
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Simon, help.
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I just hate being second banana
on this show.
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What show?
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Mars, today at
the World O' Stuff you found a letter.
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I once tried to mail
that letter and I couldn't.
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Since you're the one who found
that letter, your the one who's to deliver it in person.
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But I don't have your letter!
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Sure you do. When you wake up
look at your night stand.
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[ALARM BUZZING]
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Wow. What a nightmare.
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SIMON:
Mars, even for you, that's a weird story.
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Don't believe it,
I don't care,
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I'm telling you this guy
entered my dream last night.
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It's like he got
into my mind, Simon.
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If delivering this letter
will get rid of him, I'll do it.
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Why doesn't he do it himself?
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Why does he wear those goofy
golf pants and have that dweeb haircut?
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I don't know?
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SIMON: This is it.
Why don't we just leave it here?
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No can't do.
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I have to deliver it in person,
and Mary Carter has to read it.
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Can I help you?
Yes, are you Mary Carter?
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Yeah.
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[SIGHS] This has caused me
so much trouble, I can't even tell you.
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Here.
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I don't know what's in it,
but I hope it brings you a long and happy life. Adios.
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Yes! I'm a free man!
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Oh, wait a minute.
This is for Mary B. Carter. I'm Mary C. Carter.
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C'mon. You must want my aunt.
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MARSHALL:
As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house...
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I kept asking myself,
"Marshall, why are you such a bone-head?"
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MARY JR:
Auntie? There are two young men here.
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One of them says
he has a letter for you.
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Hi. I'm Marshall.
This is Simon.
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A letter? Don't make me laugh.
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I haven't had a letter since
the dawn of the last Ice Age.
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Yes, ma'am, the letter's
from Tripp McConnell.
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Did you say Tripp McConnell?
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Yes, ma'am. Here.
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You take that piece of paper
out of my sight.
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You dirty lice-infected
little rug-rat. You think this is funny?
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I'm gonna pound you into mush!
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But what did I do?
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Tripp McConnell should
have been my husband!
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But Tripp McConnel's been dead
for sixty-two years!
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BOTH: He's a ghost!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[SOBBING]
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MARSHALL: As soon as
we found out that Tripp McConnel was a ghost,
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Simon and I jumped into action.
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SIMON: I thought garlic
was for vampires.
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Ghosts, vampires, whatever.
We can't be too careful.
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I don't get something.
Why is he haunting you?
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It all has something to do
with the letter I found.
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When I opened it,
I must've disturbed his rest.
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It was like letting a genie
out of a bottle or something.
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Cool.
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Yeah, would be
if he wasn't so evil.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Begone ghost!
Go away demon of hell!
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Don't be a jerk, Marshall,
that's for vampires.
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What's wrong?
Never seen a ghost before?
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[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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Now, what about my letter.
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I've already delivered your
stupid letter and Mary Carter didn't want it. Okay?
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She didn't?
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If I were you,
I'd give up on this.
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She's an old woman, Tripp, she's
not the girl you used to know. You're kinda, like, too late.
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Mary doesn't want me?
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[SNIFFLES]
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[WIND HOWLING]
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[TRIPP SOBBING]
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MARSHALL:
Enough already.
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Cut it out, look what
you're doing to my house!
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I'm sorry.
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Lets face it, I'm a walking
disaster area.
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Even the way I died was stupid.
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TRIPP:
I was killed in 1929.
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I'd been in love with Mary
since the second I saw her.
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I was so shy. I couldn't bring
myself to tell her.
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So I wrote her
a letter instead.
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I was on my way to deliver it.
But I was so in love, I didn't look where I was going.
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I didn't see that milk truck
turning the corner.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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You see,
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I'm not allowed to go past
the spot where I was killed.
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I can't walk across the street
to Mary's house.
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But you can.
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Please, you have to do this.
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I've been waiting
for sixty-two years.
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Once that letter
gets delivered, I can rest.
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Oh man, why do these things
happen to me?
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MARSHALL: That night,
Simon and I put Operation Love Sick into effect.
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It was a two-pronged attack.
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MARSHALL:
Okay, you get the door.
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00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,533
Can I help you?
238
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,669
My name is Matt, how are you?
239
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,672
I am conducting a survey in your
neighborhood.
240
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,542
Would you mind answering
a few questions? Thank you.
241
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,245
Yeah, I guess so.
242
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,453
Do you mind if I...
243
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,056
Do you mind
if I start over again?
244
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,191
This time don't say anything.
245
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,028
Haven't I seen you before?
246
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,366
MARSHALL:
I really didn't want to do this.
247
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,202
But I guess there are some
things you gotta risk your neck for.
248
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,171
And I guess love
is one of them.
249
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,513
[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
250
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,483
Who's there?
251
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:27,420
I have perfect hearing.
I also have a gun!
252
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,655
[WHISPERING]
A gun?
253
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,425
You, stop right there.
254
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,162
Ah, you again?
255
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:39,566
Please, ma'am,
you gotta listen to me. I don't want to be doing this.
256
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,768
Stay right there,
while I call the police.
257
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,338
Tripp wrote this the day
he was killed.
258
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,574
He died delivering
this letter, ma'am.
259
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,409
Don't you even wanna hear
what it says?
260
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,715
"Dearest Mary,
love of my life,
261
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,551
"In this short letter
it will never be possible
262
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,720
"to say how much I love you.
263
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,524
"There isn't a single dictionary
in the world that describes the love I have for you."
264
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,427
Hello, now.
Is this the Eerie police?
265
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,463
"Please let me give you
a lifetime of love and happiness.
266
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:14,367
"Let me keep away everything
that is rough or mean or ugly from you.
267
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,770
"If this poor letter means
anything to you,
268
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:22,409
"meet me at the World O' Stuff
tomorrow night, November 10th, 1929."
269
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,415
Never mind.
270
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:33,153
"Your devoted admirer,
forever and ever, Tripp McConnel."
271
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,832
[AMUSED GIGGLE]
272
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,635
He was always so corny.
273
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,676
All these years...
274
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:02,249
Today is November 10th.
Time to go for it.
275
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,088
MARSHALL:
Okay. Be careful.
276
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,626
MARY:
I can't believe I'm doing this.
277
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,613
You gotta be kidding?
278
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,653
[MARY GIGGLING]
279
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,898
Yo, Tripp! Are you here?
280
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,602
Give me a break.
281
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,571
First I can't get rid of him.
Now he won't appear.
282
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,540
Tripp, where are you?
283
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,679
Oh, I get it.
284
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,218
He's expecting a pretty
13 year old girl.
285
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:16,623
All he's getting
is a faded old bat.
286
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,392
Well. I'm outta here.
287
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,264
[ELECTRICITY STATIC]
288
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,335
[WIND BLOWING AND CLATTERING]
289
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,441
Tripp.
290
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,536
Oh Tripp.
291
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,478
I was thinking
of not showing up.
292
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,247
I'm kinda nervous, Mary.
293
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:18,951
Oh, Tripp. You look great.
How have you been?
294
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,522
Well, I've been
kinda dead, Mary.
295
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,223
Oh, of course.
296
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,925
And you?
297
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,396
Kinda old, I guess.
298
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,665
But still beautiful.
299
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,307
Did you ever...
you know, get married?
300
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,543
Six times.
301
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,748
Six times? Mary...
302
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,816
[CHUCKLES]
303
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,419
None of them worked out.
304
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,523
They just weren't you.
305
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,027
Geez, it's good to see
you again, Mary.
306
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,395
Oh, it is.
307
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,332
Maybe we should get outta here.
308
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,648
MARSHALL:
The next day, everything seemed to be normal.
309
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:25,352
Even that weird spell
Tripp put over my family was gone.
310
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,688
I just don't understand it.
Why does my cereal taste like garlic?
311
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,892
That is so strange.
[SNIFFS]
312
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,363
All my clothes smell
like garlic too. I just don't understand.
313
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,772
Me? Did I do something?
314
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,107
You were on vampire patrol last
night, weren't you?
315
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,877
That's why the whole house
smells like garlic.
316
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,714
[SHEEPISH CHUCKLE]
I don't know what you're talking about.
317
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,585
Marshall, you gotta come quick!
Something happened at the World O' Stuff!
318
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,593
[AMBULANCE DOOR SHUTS]
319
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,528
What happened?
320
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,797
Her heart must have
just given up.
321
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,656
Almost got 'em.
322
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,358
Look.
323
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,630
Marshall, now's your chance.
324
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,769
Nah, forget about it.
325
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,938
[SIMON SNORTS]
326
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,142
TRIPP:
Go for it, Mars.
327
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,054
Hello,
what are you doing up there?
328
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,458
It wasn't me.
It was this ghost.
329
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,061
Hi.
[CHUCKLES]
330
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,866
MARSHALL:
I was pretty nervous.
331
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,603
But Tripp and Mary had
taught me what happens to people who wait too long.
332
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,872
I didn't want it
to happen to me.
333
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,147
Hi. I'm Marshall.
334
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,017
I'm Andrea.
335
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,188
MARSHALL:
Simon and I did pretty good.
336
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,924
A nice young couple
was re-united.
337
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,659
Sure they'd to die
to do it.
338
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,896
But, better late
then never, right?
339
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,999
And a letter written 62 years
ago finally got delivered.
340
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,744
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