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Dwight: 'Kay, so this ought
to get you up to speed.
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[neighing]
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Baldric: Who are you?
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- Sir Aldred of Westfold
at your service.
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Now, Princess,
I see your predicament.
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- What predicament?
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Aldred: But the solution
is as plain.
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- What solution?
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Aldred: Unbinding spell.
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It would loose Sir Dwight
from his obligation
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as your champion.
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- What?
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Baldric: How?
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Aldred: It requires that another
take Sir Dwight's place.
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Dwight: Who?
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Aldred: I offer myself
as your champion,
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if it so please you.
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- So, we've been thinking
about your offer.
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Gretta: Sir Aldred of Westfold,
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you are the champion
of my choice.
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- Yah!
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Chlodwig, who is this guy?
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Hexela: The devil himself.
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Where is the princess?
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To the woods,
and quickly!
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There's no time to lose.
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[water streaming]
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Hexela: [laughing gently]
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Mm-mm-mm.
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[poof]
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Hexela: [gasp]
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- [soft gasp]
You're a miracle worker.
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- I've been called worse.
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Do tell me, Sir Dwight,
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this remarkably
accomplished young man,
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this Sir Aldred of Westfold,
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did he perhaps bear a scar
on his right forearm?
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- Yeah, yeah, one
of the big chihuahuas bit him.
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And someone wrote a song
about it.
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- I think
I may have heard it.
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- Keep the change.
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- Thank you.
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And where is Sir Aldred now?
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Dwight: Just hanging
at Gretta's.
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I think he's camping out
there tonight.
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- I see.
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- Uh, oh.
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Hexela: [laughs gently]
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[mwah]
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Dwight: Come by in the morning,
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I'm sure he'd love to give you
his autograph.
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- Oh, for best results,
hold a kitten or a bunny
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at least, mm, 10 minutes
before bed.
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- Yes ma'am.
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Hexela: [laughs gently]
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[door shuts]
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[intense music]
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♪
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♪
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[door squeaks quietly]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[door squeaks quietly]
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[key turns]
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[bottles clinking]
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[phone rings]
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Baldric on phone: Stop pushing
things in my face, Sir Dwight.
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Dwight on phone:
Say your name.
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Baldric on phone:
You know my name.
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Dwight on phone: It's for
when people call you.
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Baldric on phone:
If they call to me
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we can assume they know my name.
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Dwight on phone:
You've reached Baldric's phone.
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Leave a message.
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He'll probably
never call you back.
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Baldric on phone:
Who are you talking to?
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[Hexela sighs]
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Dwight: Chlodwig,
who is this guy?
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Hexela: The devil himself.
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Where is the princess?
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- Well,
she went back with him.
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- And Baldric?
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[exhales]
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To the woods and quickly.
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There's no time to lose.
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone
in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with
Gretta's big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead....
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Ah!
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[kissing noise]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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Dwight: Tell us
everything you know
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about this Sir Aldred guy.
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Chlodwig: [growling]
If that's even his name.
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- He has many names.
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This one he has not worn
for centuries.
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Dwight: Centuries?
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Hexela: He is
no ordinary knight,
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and certainly no hero.
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Chlodwig: An imposter!
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- A tovenaar.
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Chlodwig: Impossible.
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Hexela: Not impossible,
Your Highness,
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inevitable.
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- What's a tovliar?
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Chlodwig: Tovenaar.
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- An evil this world
has not seen for 15 centuries.
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Dwight: 'Kay.
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Hexela: The tovenaars were
a brotherhood of dark wizards,
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souless creatures who must
have been human once
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though so long ago,
there's no record of it.
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They grew in numbers
and in terrible strength..
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And it seemed
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that their cruel tyranny
would plunge the world
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into neverending night,
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until a champion came forth,
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Osric of the House
of Moondragon.
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Dwight: Osric the Grim.
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We've got a bust of that guy.
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Isn't he Gretta's relative?
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Chlodwig: Eleventh great
grandfather, I believe.
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The founder of the House
of Moondragon.
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Hexela: He raised an army,
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allied himself with magicians
and witches and mages
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of noble heart,
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and gave battle
to the tovenaars.
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The tovenaars fell,
all destroyed save one.
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Chlodwig: Sir Aldred.
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The last of the tovenaars?
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Dwight: Are you sure?
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Like, like sure, sure?
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Hexela: He and I have crossed
paths before.
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[weary grunt]
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Hexela: Baldric!
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Oh! Pookie-boo!
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My brave darling.
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Baldric: Oh.
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Are my wounds mortal?
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Chlodwig: I see only
a scratch or two.
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- And a little bloody nose.
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- Oh.
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Hexela: What happened?
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Baldric: Uh.
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The villain struck a blow
to my face, and--
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Dwight and Chlodwig: Took
your blood, spittle and tears?
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- How did you know?
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Dwight: There's pretty much
nobody this guy hasn't punched
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in the face today.
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Hexela: This is how
he gains his abilities.
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He steals them.
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Once he possesses
your blood, spittle and tears,
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he possesses your skills
as well.
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- Scumbag.
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- There's not a wizard alive
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who can command that spell.
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- There is one.
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[ominous music]
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- No.
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No.
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Uh.
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He's taken my scepter.
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And Princess Gretta!
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Dwight: We're going
to find her, Baldric.
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Hexela: Hurry,
lest we find her too late.
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Sir Aldred: Blood,
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spittle,
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and tears.
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Ah.
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That's all I need from you.
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Gretta: Baldric said
he would meet us here?
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Sir Aldred: Indeed,
after he stables my horse
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and gathers provisions.
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Mm.
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Hexela: Do you know
where he's taken her?
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Baldric: The secret chamber.
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Dwight: We can't just charge
in there.
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This guy is like
Voldemort meets Sauron
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with a Darth Vader cape.
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Baldric and Hexela: Hm?
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- We need a plan.
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Hexela: He's right.
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- I shall devise
a strategy of attack.
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- Or maybe something
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a little less directly
confrontational?
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Baldric: Prince Chlodwig
and Sir Dwight
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will enter the chamber
through the west passage.
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Chlodwig: Ah!
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And lure the villain
into an inescapable pit!
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Dwight: What inescapable pit?
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- We shall have
to find one.
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And speedily.
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Dwight: How are we going
to speedily find
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an inescapable pit?
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- Never doubt me, Sir Dwight.
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Uh!
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Baldric: You two
will distract Sir Aldred,
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while Hexela and I approach
through the south corridor.
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And strike
when he least expects.
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Hexela: Yes, something must
completely absorb his attention.
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Chlodwig:
To the west passage!
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[bats calling]
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Gretta: I think I shall go help
Baldric in the stables.
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Sir Aldred: No!
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[small laugh]
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Don't trouble yourself.
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Tell me, Princess, what was
the use of this chamber?
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- It was the most
secure place in the castle.
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It served as a retreat
if calamity should strike.
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- Ah,
I have heard of this chamber.
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Was there not a stone box
in it?
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One to secure items of value?
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- Not that I know of.
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- Think.
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A stone box,
marked with this emblem.
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[music intensifies]
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- Well, if there was such
a box with such an emblem,
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Baldric would certainly know
of it.
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I think I'll go find him.
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[metallic ring]
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Ha!
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Who are you?
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Sir Aldred: Guess.
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[swords clanging]
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Gretta: The emblem
on your throat, what is it?
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Sir Aldred: You should know,
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Gretta of the House
of Moondragon.
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- Ah!
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Ha!
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Dwight: Is this still
the west passage?
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I'm a little turned around.
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[thunk]
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[bat]
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- Chlodwig?
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Chlodwig: Sir Dwight!
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- Huh! Chlodwig!
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- Sir Dwight, I have
found an inescapable pit!
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- You're kidding?
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Really?
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Good for you, man.
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- Just
as I planned it.
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- Wait, you planned this?
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Chlodwig: Almost exactly.
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Except in my plan,
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Sir Aldred falls
in the inescapable pit,
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not I.
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[laughs]
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Dwight: Here, see
if you can grab my hand.
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- It's no use,
Sir Dwight.
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The pit is inescapable.
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[laughs]
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- Well, I'll just find
a rope or something.
266
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,642
Chlodwig: No time.
267
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,044
Princess Gretta is
in the clutches of a tovenaar.
268
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:23,782
You must find her
without delay!
269
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:24,516
- Okay.
270
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:31,322
Sit tight, I'll be back.
271
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,556
[swords clanging]
272
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:41,298
[grunts]
273
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,635
Sir Aldred: I've stolen the
abilities of hundreds of people
274
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,870
over hundreds of years.
275
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,339
I could kill you
in an instant, little princess.
276
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,774
[swords clanging]
277
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,076
- Then why don't you,
coward?
278
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,878
[grunting]
279
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,513
Sir Aldred: Because
my greatest joy in life
280
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,082
is to use my enemies'
own skills against him,
281
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,518
or her as the case may be.
282
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,387
[swords clanging]
283
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,823
Gretta: Ah!
284
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,957
Dwight: Hey there!
285
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,561
Sir Aldred: Ah, your champion.
286
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,161
Gretta: Sir Dwight!
287
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,496
Run for help!
288
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,864
He's a thief and a villain,
and--
289
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:16,367
- Toviar.
290
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,702
Sir Aldred: I think you mean
tovenaar.
291
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:18,903
- No.
292
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,505
- Yes.
293
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,474
- But the tovenaars are extinct.
294
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,810
- Technically, endangered.
295
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,412
- Sir Dwight,
go for this throat!
296
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480
Dwight: Ah!
297
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,580
[dagger clangs onto stone]
298
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,681
I'm not going
for anybody's throat.
299
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:36,888
Violence is the problem,
not the solution.
300
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,591
- Hundred percent agree.
301
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,260
I think if we just talk this
through,
302
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,929
there's a way that
we can all get what we want
303
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,364
and go home happy.
304
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,832
- Don't listen to him,
Sir Dwight.
305
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,900
Sir Aldred: I just think
306
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,337
communication breaks
down barriers.
307
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,372
- Absolutely.
308
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,042
Sir Aldred: So if we're all
open, then solution-minded,
309
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,813
we can all win.
310
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,482
- This guy is making
a lot of sense.
311
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,718
- He's using
your skills against you.
312
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,520
- How 'bout I start?
313
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,688
I need something.
314
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:11,889
It belongs to a friend
of mine
315
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,827
and I think it might have ended
up here in this secret chamber.
316
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,228
- All right.
317
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:17,829
What is it?
318
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,398
- It's hard to describe,
319
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:26,037
but it's in a stone box
with this emblem on it.
320
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:32,477
You help me find it,
then we all part as friends.
321
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,345
- 'Kay.
322
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:39,884
That's easy.
323
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:43,454
Looks like a stone box to me.
324
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,256
- You're right.
325
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:53,164
It's so obvious,
how could I have missed it?
326
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:58,803
Dwight: Teamwork makes
the dream work.
327
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:04,509
There you go.
328
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,311
Sir Aldred: [laughing]
329
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,681
Dwight and Sir Aldred:
[laughing]
330
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,050
Sir Aldred:
My deepest thanks.
331
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,718
And now I will leave you
with a trick I picked up
332
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,487
from a peg-legged,
Ruthenian wizard.
333
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:19,256
[stomp]
334
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,491
- Ah!
335
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,293
[lively folk music]
336
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:27,132
[grunting in time to music]
337
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,167
- I never tire
of this spell.
338
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,569
It's simple, useful
and wildly entertaining.
339
00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:34,072
It compels its victims
to dance the Hopak
340
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,841
until they die of exhaustion.
341
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:39,577
Dwight: [breathless] What
happened to parting as friends?
342
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,381
- Save your breath,
here come the kicks.
343
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,815
Dwight: Uh.
344
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:49,821
- I do enjoy
a good Hopak.
345
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,255
♪ Hey! ♪
346
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:50,855
♪ Hey! ♪
347
00:14:50,923 --> 00:15:00,865
♪ Hey! ♪
348
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:01,866
- Listen carefully, Baldric.
349
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:06,771
When he is throroughly
distracted, that's when you act.
350
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,440
You will know the moment.
351
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,273
Baldric: What are you going--
352
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,542
Hexela: Sh!
353
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,476
Baldric: But I--
Hexela: Sss.
354
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,143
Baldric: I don't--
Hexela: Ttt.
355
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,510
Baldric: Hm.
Hexela: Mm.
356
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:13,745
Baldric: Hm.
357
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:19,784
Hexela: My sweet love, trust me.
358
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:24,823
Dwight: Ah!
359
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:29,661
[rumbling]
360
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,129
- Empty!
361
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:38,136
Hexela: Hail,
Sir Aldred of Westfold.
362
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,737
- Hexela.
363
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,041
Hexela: It's been
a long time.
364
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,276
- Far too long.
365
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,512
Gretta: This demon is
an aquaintance of yours?
366
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,347
- Hardly a demon.
367
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,282
- Hardly an acquaintance.
368
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,217
- You broke my heart, Hexela.
369
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,855
Hexela: [laughs]
Oh, silly goose.
370
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,558
We both know
you haven't a heart.
371
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,360
Sir Aldred: [laughs]
372
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,763
[Hexela joins in]
373
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,864
- How I've missed you.
374
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:07,399
Hexela: I was sure
you'd forgotten
375
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,635
about me centuries ago.
376
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,436
Dwight: Just how old are you?
377
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:13,304
And more kicks.
378
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,939
Gretta: Ah, floof!
379
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:19,544
Sir Aldred: You are a woman
not easily forgotten.
380
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:23,581
Hexela: Tell me,
what brings you to this castle?
381
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,251
Back into my life?
382
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,620
Sir Aldred: I might ask you
the same.
383
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,589
Hexela: Well, fate surely.
384
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:39,297
I knew our last goodbye
was not our last goodbye.
385
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,634
I've been waiting
for this moment,
386
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:46,137
this is it.
387
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:55,213
The moment.
388
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,349
- Uh.
389
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,651
[kissing]
390
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,386
[growling quietly]
391
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,155
[Hexela exhales]
392
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,091
Sir Aldred: If only
you had joined us Hexie.
393
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,225
Nothing against
the brotherhood,
394
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,395
but we desperately needed
a woman's perspective.
395
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,330
Hexela: Agreed.
396
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:19,037
What you fellows
always lacked was flair.
397
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,938
Hm.
398
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,709
[whoosh]
399
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:25,710
[thud]
400
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:30,982
Baldric: Uh!
401
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,484
Hexela: Ah!
402
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,219
My own objectification spell!
403
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,855
Well, I'll take that
as a complement, my darling.
404
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,989
- As you should, my dearest.
405
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,359
Baldric: Give me that witch!
406
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,894
[grunt]
407
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,895
Sir Aldred: Gladly,
I must be on my way.
408
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,364
- Hexela!
409
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,298
Are you all right?
410
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,166
- Where were you?
411
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,469
That was
a glorious opportunity.
412
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,639
Baldric: More like
a glorious kiss on the lips!
413
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,609
- [sigh] And he was
thoroughly distracted.
414
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:04,015
Baldric: Ah, uh, was he though?
415
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:04,549
Hexela: Yeah.
416
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,117
Baldric: Were you?
417
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,719
- Thoroughly.
418
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,088
Hexela: [laughing]
Well aren't you a darling.
419
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,223
[laughs]
420
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,858
Baldric: [vocalizes frustration]
421
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,127
Sir Aldred: Well, this has been
the most disappointing day
422
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,731
I've had in centuries.
423
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,900
Truly it's going to be
a depressing journal entry.
424
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,702
The only bright spot
I have is all of you
425
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,471
and the knowledge
I take with me,
426
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:32,577
that you will shortly die
agonizing deaths.
427
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,047
Baldric: Unhand my scepter,
you thief.
428
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:41,419
- Ah, so this is
the famed scepter.
429
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:44,522
The one that decimated
the armies of Oakmond.
430
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:48,493
The one that turned to cinders
the necromancers of Brunevaard.
431
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,161
Baldric: [murmur of assent]
432
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,563
- Until today,
433
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,430
you were the only magician
in the world
434
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:56,133
with the skill to wield it.
435
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,402
Chlodwig: Aaaaah!
436
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,370
- HALT!
437
00:18:59,439 --> 00:18:59,971
Dwight: Chlodwig!
438
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,105
You got out.
439
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,275
Chlodwig: Sadly, yes.
440
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:07,011
The pit was not
after all inescapable.
441
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,814
Dwight: Oh! Bummer!
442
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,649
- Is this everyone?!
443
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,686
Are you waiting on any more
members of your rescue party?
444
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,289
- Only the witch.
445
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:21,525
Ah, all present, yes.
446
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,394
- I warn you.
447
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,497
[heavy wind]
448
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,464
Don't!
449
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,899
[zapping]
450
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:31,937
[thick liquid dropping]
451
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:32,203
Baldric and Hexela: Oh!
452
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,338
Oh!
453
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,841
Chlodwig: [sound of disgust]
454
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,509
Baldric: Make haste!
455
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:44,149
Time is not our friend.
456
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:49,454
[Gretta panting]
457
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,022
Baldric: Would you mind,
Sir Dwight?
458
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:52,623
Thank you.
459
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,225
Quickly!
460
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:57,061
- So hard to find
a solid man these days.
461
00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,464
[liquid flowing slowly]
462
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:01,466
Dwight: Someone want to tell me
463
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,001
why we're running away
from a puddle?
464
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,102
Baldric: A puddle of evil.
465
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,503
Dwight: What?
466
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,837
Gretta: How long do we have?
467
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,006
Baldric: Difficult to say
Your Highness.
468
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:08,673
Chlodwig: Weeks?
469
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,274
Days?
470
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,342
Hexela: More likely hours.
471
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,510
Dwight: Before what?
472
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,380
Gretta:
Before Sir Aldred is back.
473
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,584
Dwight: But wait,
isn't he, you know, dead?
474
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:20,685
Baldric: Somewhat dead.
475
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:22,420
Hexela: For the moment.
476
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,856
Wait.
477
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,926
You didn't think a tovenaar
would stay dead, did you?
478
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:29,761
Dwight: Yeah, I kinda did.
479
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,996
Baldric: Not so, Sir Dwight.
480
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,431
He thought he was dead dead.
481
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:37,068
All: [laugh]
482
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:40,205
Baldric: Let's go.
483
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,774
Hexela: Tovenaars are creatures
of evil,
484
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:47,345
as Osric the Grim learned
when he met them in battle.
485
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,414
Baldric: They can be killed
like other men,
486
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:53,585
but unlike other men,
they don't stay killed.
487
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,986
Hexela: Osric and
the House of Moondragon
488
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,555
fought the tovenaars
for decades.
489
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,624
But how can one vanquish
an enemy
490
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,927
that rises again
each time he falls?
491
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,762
Baldric: Finally Osric found
the answer
492
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:08,667
that saved the world
from desolation.
493
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,101
Chlodwig: I know this part.
494
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,903
Mummy used to tell me
this story to terrify me
495
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,971
into staying in my bed at night.
496
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,139
Gretta: Oh.
497
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,407
Dwight: A kinda good mom.
498
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,474
Chlodwig: The only way
to make sure
499
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,276
a dead tovenaar stays dead,
500
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:22,247
you must separate his bones
and bury each bone alone.
501
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,115
Hexela: Exactly as Osric did.
502
00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,818
A grim task to be sure.
503
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,619
Dwight: Is that why they
called him Osric the Grim?
504
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,354
Gretta: Apparently
he was always grim,
505
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,790
even as a child.
506
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,759
Baldric: Osric's army
defeated the tovenaars
507
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,628
and then buried their bones
in secret regions
508
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,562
throughout the world.
509
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,932
Each bone separate
from every other to ensure
510
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:44,268
that no tovenaar could ever rise
again.
511
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:48,707
Hexela: Their evil went
with them, into the ground.
512
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,542
Baldric: Every place
a tovenaar's bones were buried
513
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:59,784
became a dark realm.
514
00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,119
Dwight: Wait, didn't you say
515
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,154
that Woodside was built
on a dark realm?
516
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,823
Baldric: We did.
517
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:05,824
Dwight: Oh, so underneath
Woodside is just a bunch
518
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,458
of undead super bad guy bones.
519
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,927
Gretta: The bones
of a tovenaar.
520
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:13,898
Dwight: [panting]
521
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,503
Oh, uh.
522
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:22,907
[birds chirping]
523
00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:29,748
[footsteps]
524
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:34,352
Dwight: Chances are,
he's not coming back.
525
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,388
He was looking for something
in your castle.
526
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,056
It wasn't there.
527
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:38,990
So, I'm sure he's off doing
528
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:43,862
some evil wizard stuff
someplace else.
529
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:51,269
Gretta: We can only hope.
530
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,372
You came to my rescue today,
531
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,674
knowing you would have
to face the tovenaar.
532
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:59,143
Dwight: To be honest,
533
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,914
I had no idea
what that even was.
534
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,851
- You're a rare person,
Sir Dwight.
535
00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:08,419
I would be most grateful
if you would continue
536
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:14,125
as my champion.
537
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:17,962
- Yeah, okay.
538
00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:19,230
I mean, I kinda thought I would
539
00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:21,099
after Sir Aldred turned out
to be a--
540
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,233
- Undead creature of evil?
541
00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:25,003
Dwight: Yeah.
542
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,472
So we're back on?
543
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:32,877
Gretta: Indeed we are.
544
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:36,313
[ominous music]
545
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:39,217
[thick bubbling]
546
00:23:39,152 --> 00:24:09,981
♪
547
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:14,581
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