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We are gathered here today to consign
the mortal remains of Millard Frymore,
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or whatever his name really was.
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I ain't really got a lot
to say about Millard
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because he only rode amongst us
two days ago,
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and was promptly struck down
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by whatever deadly disease it was
struck him down.
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We can only hope that whatever
deadly disease it was,
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it wasn't particularly contagious.
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And with that in mind I suggest
we all bow our heads in devout prayer.
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Heavenly father,
we hereby consign to your tender mercies,
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all that remains...
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Get out! Get out!
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All that remains of one Millard Frymore,
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origin unknown, cause of death unknown,
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and of considerable concern to those of us
who'd been thrown into contact with him
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during the last two days.
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Millard was struck down in what was
evidently the prime of his life.
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In fact, he was took from us so fast,
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he never even got a chance
to unpack his suitcase.
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However, in as much as we were the last
to know poor Millard here on earth
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and in so far as we were all drawn
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to this godforsaken country
in search of a common goal,
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I'm certain you'll agree with me when I...
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- Hey, Pa!
- What is the matter with you?
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- Take a look!
- Ain't you got any reverence for anything?
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- It's gold!
- What?
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Take a look, it's gold.
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I'd like to remind everyone
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we're here to consign
the remains of Millard Frymore.
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- It's gold, Henry!
- Gold!
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Down there, in the grave.
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Whoa!
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Get this coffin away! And have a look.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Get out of my gold mine!
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Get out of my gold mine!
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Get out of my gold mine!
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Gold! Gold! Gold!
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Gold!
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It just doesn't seem possible that
a town could get itself in this condition
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in the short time it's been in existence.
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Lynchings, gunfights,
and that drunken revelry
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going on
at Madame Orr's House 24 hours a day.
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I tell you, a decent woman
is not safe on these streets.
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Oh, I think the women
are safe enough for the most part.
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I mean, we only got a couple
that would be of much interest to anyone...
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Outside the dance hall girls
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and they're pretty good
at handling themselves in a pinch.
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Or in a ticklish situation.
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Oh, well, now this may be very funny
to the members of the town council,
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but we mine owners haven't found
anything to laugh about
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since we started in business.
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We don't think it's funny, Tom.
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We just don't know what to do about it.
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Maybe what we need is a new mayor
and a town council
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that does know what to do about it.
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Now what kind of talk is that?
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We all know that the reason I'm mayor
and the others are councilmen
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is because nobody else wanted the jobs.
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And don't forget, Tom,
we're mine owners ourselves.
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Do you enjoy giving 20%
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of everything you take out of the mines
to the Danby family?
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Why would we enjoy it?
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Well, all right,
then let's do something about it.
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What? You all know the situation.
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There's us, here in Calendar.
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There's Galena,
where we've gotta ship our gold.
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And there's the Danby ranch,
halfway in between the two.
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The road even runs through their property.
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All right, fine. Then we'll build
the road around their property.
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How? They own that whole valley!
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Besides, if they don't get their 20%
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they just hold up every stage
that comes through and take all of it.
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All right, all right!
But we've got to do something,
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even if it means bringing troops in here.
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Troops?
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- Troops?
- Troops?
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What troops? From where?
The nearest troops are 500 miles.
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All right, then we'll recruit our own.
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How? We can't even
recruit enough dishwashers.
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How are we gonna recruit any troops?
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Nobody wants to stop
prospecting long enough to take a bath,
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let alone join an army.
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It all happened so fast we just ain't had
a chance to really get organized yet.
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And the Danbys are taking advantage of it.
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There goes one of them now.
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- Which one is he?
- Joe.
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Out of the father and three brothers
he's about the second toughest.
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They all act like they own the place.
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The way things are
set up right now, they do.
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And it's gonna stay that way
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till we can find ourselves a sheriff
that doesn't turn tail
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and run the minute
someone takes a shot at him.
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Whiskey.
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All right, you all saw it,
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and it was a fair fight.
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He drew first. So it was self-defense.
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Uh-huh, I told you, he drew first.
Sure as anything.
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Oh, you could call it anything else
but self-defense.
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Well, it may have been a lot of things,
but self-defense it wasn't.
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And he didn't draw first. You did.
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What do you mean by that?
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Oh, it's an old trick.
You did it pretty well.
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Not real well, but pretty well.
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You feinted with your left shoulder,
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getting him to go for his gun
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while you were going for yours
with your right hand at the same time.
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It's an old Arizona trick,
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but I have seen it used
as far north as Montana.
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Are you calling me a liar?
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Well, now you heard every word I said,
and I didn't call you a liar.
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All I said was you feinted him
into drawing with your left shoulder
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while you were going for your gun
with your right hand.
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So what?
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You beat that poor man to the draw.
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He's dead and you're alive.
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That's the whole idea
of the game, isn't it?
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What's your name?
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Jason McCullough. What's yours?
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Joe Danby, and you had better remember it.
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Oh, I'll remember it, Joe.
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That's about all I'm going to do
the rest of my life,
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is go around remembering your name.
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- The bread's on the table in front of you.
- Thanks.
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Oh! Why, you!
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This one of Emma's Tasty
Home Cooked Meals?
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That's it, mister.
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They charge $3 for this, huh?
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That's what they call inflation.
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Sometimes it catches you
right in between mouthfuls.
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Is there really any gold in this town?
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How long did it take you to get that?
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All yesterday afternoon,
good part of this morning.
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Where could a man find a place to sleep?
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If you mean a room, you can't.
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Down at the end of the street, get a cot.
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- How much?
- $20. Eight-hour shift.
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Say a man was willing
to go to work to get himself a stake.
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How would he go about it?
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You don't want a job?
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No. I figure the way prices
are around here,
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I'll go broke about 2:30 this afternoon.
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We got a bulletin board with that
kinda stuff down at the assay office.
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Hmm? Oh, thank you.
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Hold it! Hold it!
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Okay, go head on.
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Fight!
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- I said, out of my way!
- Heck, go around!
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I told you to get out of there!
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I'll kill you!
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I'll tell you something...
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Watch where you're grabbing!
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What about you?
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What about me?
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You want to grab something?
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Everything looks too slippery.
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What does that mean?
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Oh, nothing.
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You look too clean to suit me.
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- You're gonna get me change.
- Give me a packet.
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Are you the man I talk to about...
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Wait your turn, mister.
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About the job of sheriff?
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You interested in the job of sheriff?
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Well, maybe. How much does it pay?
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Well, none of our sheriffs
ever lived long enough to find out.
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Look, boys, why don't you all go outside
and watch the fight? The ladies, too.
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Very good fight out there.
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You watch it too, Sam.
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Okay, come on!
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Let's get out. Get moving. Come on.
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All right, let's go.
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I'm Olly Perkins, the mayor here.
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Jason McCullough.
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Fred Johnson, Henry Jackson, Tom Devery,
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three of our original settlers.
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And Fred and Henry
are members of the town council.
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And I represent the mine owners.
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Nice to meet you, gentlemen.
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What that fellow said
just a minute ago ain't strictly true.
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We've had three sheriffs
the past two months.
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But only two of them got killed.
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Oh, what about the other one?
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Well, he quit kind of sudden-like.
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I don't think he had exactly the right
kind of temperament for the position.
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Well, you never have said
anything about the pay.
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Well, for the right kind of man,
$150 a month.
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With the spiraling prices
you have around here,
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that'd only allow a man to eat
and sleep about eight days a month.
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The job includes room and board.
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Not at Emma's Food Emporium?
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At my house. My daughter does the cooking.
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Well, gentlemen,
I think it's only fair to tell you
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that I'd only be interested
in this job on a temporary basis.
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Oh?
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Well, you see,
actually I was on my way to Australia
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when I heard about your gold strike.
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And I decided to, uh, travel through here
to see if I could pick up a little stake.
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What do you wanna go to Australia for?
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Well, it's the last
of the frontier country.
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I thought I might like to do
a little pioneering.
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I thought this was frontier country
and we was pioneers.
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So did I.
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To get back to the sheriff's job,
if I decided to take it
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it'd have to be with the understanding
that I get enough time off
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to do the prospecting
I came here to do in the first place.
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Well, yeah.
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You ain't said nothing yet
about your qualifications for the job?
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Oh, don't worry about that.
If I take it, you'll be glad you got me.
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Well, it ain't just a question
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of you taking the job, it's also
a question of being able to handle it.
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Olly, we ain't in much of a position
to be choosey.
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And him being willing to talk about it at all
certainly shows the right attitude.
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I don't care what it shows!
I'm the mayor of this town!
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It's my responsibility to hire us a sheriff
that's not only got qualifications,
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but that ain't going to get himself killed
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the first time he sticks
his nose out of the door.
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Olly, haven't we already...
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There you are.
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What's your point, Mr. McCullough?
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Well, no point,
just an exhibition of marksmanship.
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The bullet went through
the hole in the center.
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Yeah, well, maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
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Oh, it did. You can take my word for it.
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Yeah, well, I'd like
to take your word but...
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Would you mind doing it again,
Mr. McCullough?
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- You want me to do it again?
- If you don't mind.
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- Well, I already shot one hole in your roof.
- That's all right.
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I hope you didn't take no offense
at nothing I may have said earlier, sir.
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No, no.
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Gentlemen, just to keep
the record straight,
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now a hundred and fifty a month
for the room and board is fine,
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but I've got to do more prospecting.
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And, because, basically I'm on my way
to Australia, and I wouldn't...
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You just name your terms, mister.
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We'll rush to meet them.
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Fine. As long as everything's straight.
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Is there some kind of badge
that goes with this job?
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Oh, you bet there is!
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I'm afraid it's a little bent up.
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It must have saved the life of
whoever was wearing it.
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Well, it sure would have
if it hadn't been for all them other bullets
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flying in from everywhere.
244
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,867
Gentlemen, do we have a jail here?
245
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,201
Do we have a jail?
246
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,912
A brand-new one with two cells
that the whole community pitched in,
247
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,039
built last month.
248
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,373
Just like a barn raising.
249
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,044
Even the dance-hall girls showed up, made
sandwiches, and carried on like crazy.
250
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,755
It was designed to be
practically escape-proof.
251
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:33,383
Oh, good. Because I think I'm gonna have
to throw a couple of people in it.
252
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,551
There's only one thing.
253
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,886
This new jail has sure got everything.
254
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,805
Even a new stove with
a coffee pot already on it.
255
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,953
The only thing it hasn't got
is iron bars for the cells.
256
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,019
You're kidding.
257
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,521
Which we had to send away for 'em
and they ain't arrove yet.
258
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,939
But it's got everything else.
259
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,400
It's got glass windows and
brooms and kerosene lamps and...
260
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,985
You name it.
261
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,462
- Just no bars for the cells.
- That's right.
262
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,367
Well, all right, I'll think of something.
263
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,703
You ain't wanted for anything anywhere,
are you, Mr. McCullough?
264
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,289
Not that it matters, because we understand
265
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,981
how them little things can happen.
266
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,857
No. No, I'm not wanted
for anything anywhere.
267
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,262
Do you realize the chance you was taking
asking him a question like that?
268
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,431
He might have took offense
and back out of the whole deal.
269
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,142
I'm the mayor of this town
and I got responsibilities.
270
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,039
The question had to be asked!
271
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,622
Mr. Mayor, if I could get
some men on this pump over here,
272
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,457
I think we could stop this thing
in short order.
273
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,230
Sure thing, Sheriff.
Give us a hand, will you, men?
274
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,411
All right, men! Let her go!
275
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,574
A little more.
276
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,105
Break it up!
277
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,943
Okay, cut it!
278
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,888
What do you think you're trying to do?
279
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,181
Stopping a fight.
280
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,265
Who are you?
281
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,911
I'm the new sheriff.
282
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,627
Oh! We got a new sheriff!
283
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,291
Let's see if he scares
as easy as the last sheriff.
284
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,535
Now I want all you people
to quit disturbing the peace.
285
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,787
Clean up this mess.
286
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,934
Uh, yes, sir. Anything else?
287
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,310
You got a name?
288
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:11,833
Jake.
289
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,462
All right, Jake,
I want you go into the Mint saloon.
290
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,215
There's a fellow in there
by the name of Joe Danby.
291
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,258
You tell him I remember his name,
292
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,700
he's under arrest for murder.
293
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,410
I'll be in to pick him up
in not 20 minutes.
294
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,328
You talking to me?
295
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,572
You hard of hearing?
296
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:31,144
You want me to tell Joe Danby
that he's under arrest for a murder?
297
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,938
What are you gonna do after he kills me?
298
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,816
Then I'll arrest him for both murders.
Where's the jail?
299
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,588
Just follow me, Sheriff.
300
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,417
You won't find a better jail
for 200 miles.
301
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,610
That is if you can find one at all.
302
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,965
Well, everything seems to be in order.
303
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,425
Our last sheriff was a good organizer.
304
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,993
Yellow clear through,
but a good organizer.
305
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,255
We'll be getting the bars in any day now.
306
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,814
Well, that ought to do it.
307
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,657
That ought to do what, Sheriff?
308
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,699
That oughta take care of it
till we get the bars in.
309
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,729
Well, I've got my bedroll
and few other things over at the stable.
310
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,064
I'd like to go and pick them up,
311
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,274
and then get settled in
where I'm gonna stay, if you don't mind.
312
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,818
Sure thing, Sheriff.
I've got a nice room for you at my house.
313
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,403
Well, good. Shall we get on over there,
314
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,197
and then I'd better pick up
that Danby fellow.
315
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:50,325
Uh, Sheriff, maybe there's something
you better know about the Danbys.
316
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,243
Why bother the Sheriff
about that stuff now?
317
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,328
He wants to get settled.
318
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:54,412
Yeah, but, Fred...
319
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:58,083
We can fill him in on the whole town
after he's settled in on the job.
320
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,376
You coming, Mayor?
321
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:00,977
I'll be right with you, Sheriff.
322
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,715
This is a little bit like murder.
I hope you know that.
323
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,678
Now just 'cause we've lost three sheriffs
don't mean we're gonna lose four.
324
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,221
Our luck is bound to change.
325
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,993
What about his luck?
326
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,952
Prudy?
327
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,685
Just put your things over there, Sheriff.
328
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,206
- All righty.
- Prudy!
329
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,023
I want you to meet my daughter, Sheriff.
330
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,942
She's a good cook
and a mighty fine looking girl.
331
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,236
Takes after her dear departed mother.
332
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,279
Her mother died, huh?
333
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,281
No, she just departed.
334
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,758
Come on, Sheriff,
I'll show you the parlor.
335
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:18,747
That little organ there,
that come all the way from Dusseldorf.
336
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,975
Most of the furniture was shipped out
through St. Louis and Chicago.
337
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,295
- This is my desk where I do my mayor work.
- That's very nice.
338
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:29,132
I guess you could say
this is about the finest house in town.
339
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:33,156
Well, let me show you the dining room,
that's where you'll be having your meals.
340
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,577
Prudy! I want you to meet someone!
341
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,893
This is the dining room.
342
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,561
You sure have a nice place here, Mayor.
343
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,438
Well, thank you, Sheriff.
How about a drink?
344
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:44,898
Water, if you have some.
345
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,274
- Water?
- Mmm.
346
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,194
Sure thing, Sheriff.
We've got a pump right inside the kitchen.
347
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,011
Right inside the house, huh?
348
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:58,097
There's the pump, right there.
349
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,072
Uh, Sheriff, before you go down
to arrest Joe Danby,
350
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:36,199
a couple of things
I guess you ought to know.
351
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,283
All right.
352
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,203
Well, the Danbys, there's four of them.
Father and three sons.
353
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,163
They're all of 'em pretty tough customers.
354
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,206
Outlaws?
355
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:48,253
No, not exactly. But in many ways,
you might say they're like outlaws.
356
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,337
How is that?
357
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,298
Well, they prefer to do
pretty much as they like.
358
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,593
And they get real nasty
when anybody tries to stop 'em.
359
00:28:55,692 --> 00:29:00,390
You mean... You mean you don't
want me to arrest this boy?
360
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:04,060
No, I don't mean that at all.
It's just that it's kind of a new idea.
361
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,062
It takes a little bit of getting used to.
362
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,231
I stood right there in that saloon
363
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,733
and watched him gun a man down
in cold blood.
364
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,068
Oh, I believe you, Sheriff.
365
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,216
I mean it's just the kind of things
you'd expect Joe to do.
366
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,381
But are you sure it wasn't self-defense?
367
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:18,845
Not a chance.
368
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,681
I mean, sometimes,
them things happen so fast.
369
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,305
Well, it didn't happen all that fast.
370
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:29,752
Look, Mr. Perkins,
you're the mayor of this town.
371
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:34,007
And if you order me not to arrest this man,
well, you're the boss.
372
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,217
Of course I'll have to give you
this badge back
373
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,761
'cause that is no way
to run a town, Mayor.
374
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,264
Oh, I agree with you, Sheriff.
I couldn't agree with you more.
375
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:44,976
And furthermore, I'll expect all
the law-abiding citizens of this community
376
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,394
to back me up in this job.
377
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,770
Oh, they will, Sheriff.
378
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,982
Well, maybe not all of them at first,
not right at first.
379
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:54,736
You see, it's like I told you,
I'm just on my way to Australia.
380
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,280
You go right ahead
and do what you think is best, Sheriff.
381
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,033
I'd better go and alert everybody that...
382
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,118
We're all behind you, Sheriff.
383
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,786
Don't give it another thought.
384
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,748
Uh, you don't need any help
with Joe Danby, do you?
385
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,041
No. I can handle it.
386
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,687
Oh, good. Good.
387
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,628
You're the strangest girl I ever met.
388
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,813
Go away.
389
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,524
Do you always show
this peculiar side of your nature,
390
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,500
or am I just lucky my first day in town?
391
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:41,658
I suppose you have some reason
for sitting up there like that.
392
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,577
Ordinarily, a girl doesn't get undressed,
393
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,747
pour a bucket or water over her head,
and then go climb a tree.
394
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,314
I'm warning you!
395
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,064
Hi, Mrs. Danvers.
396
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,229
What in the world...
397
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,739
Prudy, is this man bothering you?
398
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,176
Do you know this young lady, ma'am?
399
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,220
Why, of course. That's Prudy Perkins.
400
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,180
She lives right here in this house.
401
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,557
Does she have any past history
402
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,601
of, uh, strange behavior like this?
403
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,186
Why, no!
404
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:14,190
Prudy has always been
a sweet, normal, lovable...
405
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,133
Of course there were
a couple times last year...
406
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,153
Oh. What happened last year?
407
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,947
Well, wasn't really anything,
408
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,950
but at the annual town picnic,
409
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:28,020
she got her hair caught
in the ice cream freezer.
410
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,878
I think we ought to be merciful
411
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:39,231
and forget about this whole
unfortunate incident, huh, ma'am?
412
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:42,155
See you, ma'am.
413
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,774
Sheriff, I didn't go down and tell Joe
like you asked.
414
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,234
Why not?
415
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,987
'Cause nobody's paying me
to take chances like that.
416
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,406
Tell you what, you never know
how that Joe is gonna react.
417
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,553
Why should you worry
about what Joe thinks?
418
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,411
Because he's mean, Sheriff,
and he's nasty.
419
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,039
He enjoys killing people.
420
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,541
All them Danbys enjoy things like that.
421
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,293
You're faster than Joe.
422
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,377
Who says so?
423
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,730
I do. I've seen you both draw.
You're faster than he is.
424
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,404
Supposing it's true,
why should the matter ever come up?
425
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,443
Jake.
426
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,541
How would you like a job as my deputy?
427
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,603
I'd hate it.
428
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:36,230
Even if I lived through it, I'd hate it.
429
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,941
Look, I don't know talked you
into taking this job,
430
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,385
or how much they're paying you,
but you gotta believe me, it ain't enough.
431
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,781
He's expecting you.
432
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,884
Some of these other people
told him you was coming.
433
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,708
I hear you're going to try and arrest me.
434
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,978
You know, you don't look near as tough
435
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,398
as some of them other sheriffs
we've had lately,
436
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,567
particularly that old boy
who done run off about an hour-and-a-half
437
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,259
after he took the job.
438
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,340
Joe, you just make me feel tired
all over when you talk like that.
439
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,467
Now what do you mean by that?
440
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,662
It's bad enough to have to kill a man
441
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,811
without having to listen to a whole lot
of stupid talk from him first.
442
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,941
And remember, Joe, I have seen you draw.
443
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,113
All right, Sheriff, hold it.
444
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,113
Now drop your gun belt.
445
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,655
I couldn't let him shoot you in the back.
446
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,472
Oh, you could have.
447
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,913
Is this the kind of town
you people want for yourselves?
448
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,207
Is this the kind of life you want to lead?
449
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,543
I mean, three killings
in one saloon alone.
450
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,815
The sun hasn't even gone down yet!
451
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,507
Any more of this foolishness,
I'm gonna close this place up tight.
452
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,551
Yes, sir. I wouldn't blame you a bit, sir.
453
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,178
Pick it up, Joe.
454
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,824
Go on, pick it up.
455
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,395
I'm gonna get you for this, Jake.
456
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,316
Well, you are the toughest-talking
blowhard I ever heard.
457
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,401
You might as well come on.
458
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,571
Like it or not,
we're on the same side now.
459
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,887
Come on.
460
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,386
Take it easy, boys.
461
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:56,766
Me and the Sheriff takes a dim view
of showoffs with guns.
462
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,672
Remember, the Sheriff said,
no more shooting till the sun goes down.
463
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,883
- Is that what he said?
- That's close enough, brother.
464
00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,967
Drinks are on the house!
465
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,226
Jake, why don't you
look around the desk there
466
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,103
and see if you can find yourself
a deputy sheriff's badge?
467
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,523
I never said I was taking
no job as a deputy.
468
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,067
You're just trying to corner me
into this thing, Sheriff.
469
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,611
Well, I'm a little surprised
at what's happening to me, too.
470
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,155
You know, I was just riding
through here on my way to Australia.
471
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,782
Where do you think you're going?
472
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,076
Well, this is just plain dumb and stupid.
473
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,827
Are you calling the Sheriff stupid?
474
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,497
Do I have to listen to him?
He ain't nothin' but the town character.
475
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,541
Was the town character.
476
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,563
I'm now a Deputy Sheriff,
477
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:46,729
and probably
the second-fastest gun around here.
478
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,297
Did you hear that?
479
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,507
Well, he probably is.
480
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,469
And if he isn't, he will be
after I've had a chance to work with him
481
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,929
for a couple of days.
482
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,325
Come on, Joe.
483
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,645
Joe, the cell on the right is yours.
484
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,730
We don't have any bars yet.
485
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,149
- You're kidding.
- That's what I said.
486
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:10,486
But we're going to operate
just as if the bars were there.
487
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,321
Now you stay on that side of the line.
488
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,764
And everything should work out fine.
489
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,383
What?
490
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:20,204
While you're in this jail,
you stay on that side of the line
491
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,601
and you and I will just get along fine.
492
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,606
You expect me to sit here
in this lousy cell and that...
493
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:30,689
What is that red stuff
all over the floor there?
494
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,817
Oh, uh...
495
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:37,362
That's the poor fellow
that crossed the line earlier today.
496
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,020
All right, Joe, you just stay right there
and behave yourself.
497
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,022
Maybe if you wanted something to read?
498
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,293
Read?
499
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:51,468
No. No, I guess you wouldn't. Sorry.
500
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,798
Well, I see you found a badge.
501
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:57,950
Yeah.
502
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,077
Now are we gonna set out
to clean up this town?
503
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,621
Yeah, I guess that's about it.
504
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,080
All by ourselves?
505
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,875
Not that we have turned down any help
that was cheerfully offered.
506
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:09,086
Nobody's going to offer no help,
cheerful or in any other way.
507
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,233
I think you're probably right, Jake.
508
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,471
How much money am I making in this job?
509
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,389
Well, let's see. I'm the Sheriff.
510
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,786
They're paying me $150 a month.
511
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:27,271
Shall we put your salary at about
half that, plus room and board,
512
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,650
plus all the ammunition you need
to carry on the job.
513
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,277
Of course, I haven't
checked out your employment
514
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,904
with the mayor and the town council yet.
515
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,005
You mean there's a chance
they might turn me down?
516
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,515
No, I don't think so.
517
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,327
Now I think their attitude is going to be,
518
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:45,602
"If we found somebody willing
to take the job, don't rock the boat."
519
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:48,350
You can bet that's what
their attitude is going to be.
520
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,882
Ever been the sheriff of a town
that needed cleaning up before?
521
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,133
No, I haven't.
522
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,927
Ever been a sheriff of any kind of town?
523
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,261
No, not that either.
524
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,557
But the mayor seemed to think that
my qualification suited the job perfectly.
525
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,976
Yeah, well, he'd have thought that
if you was blind in both eyes
526
00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,645
and crippled in both legs.
527
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,463
I think you've got
the situation pegged, Jake.
528
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,216
Want me to warm some coffee?
529
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,714
I never turn down
a cup of coffee in my life.
530
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,116
How long have you been out west?
531
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,409
About four years.
532
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,993
From where?
533
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,120
East.
534
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,562
I was raised up in Indiana.
535
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,391
Well, that could be either good or bad.
536
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:34,730
Uh, them four years you've been
out west, what you been doing?
537
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,025
Mostly, I've been on my way to Australia.
538
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,493
For four years?
539
00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,242
Well, it takes some people
little longer than others.
540
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,369
What's in Australia?
541
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,909
Well, lots of things. You'd be surprised.
542
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,412
Any other questions, Jake?
543
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,232
Oh, I... There's no...
544
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,025
No, no, no, that's all right.
545
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:59,822
If there's anything I want, it's a deputy
who's at ease in his mind about everything.
546
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,514
Well, you ain't got one.
547
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,551
I don't know where you're
gonna get one in this town either.
548
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,356
Why Australia?
549
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:13,085
Well, you'd know
if you'd ever read a book about it.
550
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,837
I ain't never even seen a book about it.
551
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,506
Well, they got one
up in the library in Chicago.
552
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,028
If you're ever up that way,
you ought to take a look at it.
553
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,886
They got pictures and everything.
554
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,513
You know, they got some little people
over there about like that.
555
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,974
And they got a stick
that when they throw it away,
556
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,392
it comes right back at 'em.
557
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:32,605
They got some animals over there...
They got one that hops and will box you
558
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,048
and carries things in its tummy.
559
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:51,140
When you, uh,
shot that friend of Joe's in the back,
560
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,183
you fired two shots.
561
00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:59,489
I figured they went in,
oh, about that far apart, huh?
562
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,550
Pretty sloppy shooting, Jake.
563
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,344
Well, I was in a hurry to save your life.
564
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,846
I wasn't trying to group my shots.
565
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:09,850
If he'd been five feet further away,
you'd have missed him entirely.
566
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,372
I'd say that was pretty
pitiful showing, Jake.
567
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,006
- You see that bottom nail on the right?
- Yeah.
568
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,571
- That's weird.
- What's weird?
569
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,490
That anybody can shoot like that.
570
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,575
Oh, it's just a matter of practice.
571
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,244
Then how come nobody ever heard of you?
572
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,330
I mean, a man that can shoot like you do
and draw as fast as you can,
573
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,998
how come you ain't got a reputation?
574
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,084
What would I want with a reputation?
575
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,545
That's a good way to get yourself killed.
576
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,739
Now you just go on practicing
while I put Joe back in jail.
577
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,831
Joe.
578
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,550
I took the bullets out.
579
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,113
You just won't play the game, will you?
580
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,590
I keep laying down the rules.
You don't pay any attention.
581
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,245
You just wait till my pa and two brothers
find out that you got me in here, boy.
582
00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:13,517
Oh, I'm looking forward
to meetin' your whole family.
583
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,770
Come on.
584
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,975
Ain't bad enough that I had to be dragged
out of that saloon in front of all my friends.
585
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:37,146
Oh, I doubt if you have all that many friends
that you need to be upset, Joe.
586
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,998
Then I have to sit there
in that lousy cell.
587
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,589
Pa is gonna skin me alive
for getting caught.
588
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,946
He won't mind you murdering that man,
589
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,157
he just doesn't like for you
to get caught, huh?
590
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:50,576
I didn't murder anybody,
that was self-defense.
591
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,077
It was him or me.
592
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,974
Well, we'll let the judge decide that.
593
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,435
We do have a judge around here, don't we?
594
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:59,184
We never needed one till you come to town
and ruined everything.
595
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,352
Spoiled all your fun, huh, Joe?
596
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,858
You can say that again.
597
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,449
Oh, that's funny.
598
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,070
That's real funny.
599
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,675
I hope you ain't got no religious
convictions against drinking, Sheriff?
600
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,760
Not since I gave up my parish.
601
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,172
I'm only kidding, Mayor.
602
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,308
Uh, Mayor, what about my deputy?
603
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,502
No problem.
But I'm curious as to why you picked Jake.
604
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,855
Well, Jake backed me up
when it really counted.
605
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,316
I'd have to wait and find that out
about another man.
606
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,818
Then it might be too late.
607
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,169
How about a judge?
608
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:11,131
Well, the need for one
ain't exactly been felt up to now.
609
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,427
That's what Joe said.
610
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,850
But if I can't appoint one, who can?
611
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,948
That must have been some show
you put on at the saloon this afternoon.
612
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,783
Kind of sobered up the town.
613
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:55,883
Well, that's good.
614
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,678
Maybe, maybe not.
615
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:00,956
It has been a lot of fun
around here up to now.
616
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,480
I mean, everything all kinda
wide open and relaxed.
617
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,628
Nobody lookin' down their noses
618
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,839
at anybody who happen
to shot somebody else.
619
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,508
Nobody poking their noses
into nobody else's business
620
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,077
without them getting their big noses
blasted off in the process.
621
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:19,475
Ah, I guess now that we got law and order,
churches will start moving in.
622
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,560
Yeah, that's usually
the next thing that happens.
623
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,564
And then the women will start
forming committees, and having bazaars.
624
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:29,151
Then they'll chase Madame Orr's girls
outta town, or make 'em get married,
625
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,986
or something even worse.
626
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,323
But what the hell.
Like you said, the law's the law
627
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,492
and we all gotta face up to it sometime.
628
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:37,868
Oh, when did I say that?
629
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:38,968
Well, you know what I mean.
630
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,498
Well, I was just a little short of money
when you offered me this job.
631
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,208
But you didn't have to take it.
632
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,502
I mean, there's dozens
of other jobs around.
633
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:49,171
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not gonna keep it too long.
634
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:52,695
Remember, I'm just passing
through on my way to Australia.
635
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,321
I'll drink to that.
636
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,713
What are you doing?
637
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,633
You was on fire, Prudy!
Prudy, you was on fire!
638
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,154
Fire?
639
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:43,767
I'm sick and tired of these stupid things
that have been happenin' to me!
640
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,836
And somebody'd better
do something about it soon!
641
00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:51,275
Well, that's quite a daughter
you got yourself there, Mr. Mayor.
642
00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:52,609
I think she's crazy.
643
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,278
Well, why would you think like that?
644
00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:55,404
I know what I'd think.
645
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,072
She's had some terrible shocks this year.
646
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,740
She got wealthy almost overnight.
647
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,841
I think maybe it unhinged her
a little bit.
648
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,911
Then she was always
kind of big for her age.
649
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,080
And puberty hit her hard.
That'll do it, you know.
650
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,852
- I didn't know that.
- Well, it will!
651
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:10,314
As a disinterested stranger,
how does she hit you?
652
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,837
Well, she, uh...
653
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,422
I mean, you are disinterested, ain't you?
654
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,523
Oh, I think you could
safely say that, yes.
655
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,886
She's a rich little old gal
in her own name, Sheriff.
656
00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:21,889
Sole owner of the Millard Frymore
Memorial Mining Company.
657
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,141
You mean whoever marries her
gets the mine?
658
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,412
Shaft and all.
659
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,786
Yeah, well, that won't hurt her
in certain circles, will it?
660
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,107
Well, I'd better fry us up
something to eat.
661
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,818
Uh, no, thank you, Mayor.
I better go down relieve Jake.
662
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,090
This is his first night on duty, you know.
663
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,114
You're expecting trouble?
664
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,386
- What do you think?
- The Danbys.
665
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:44,036
Some people think you could've
waited a couple of days
666
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,955
before you stuck your nose
in the biggest hornet's nest we got.
667
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,790
Well, when you set out to clean up a mess,
668
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,793
you don't just sit around
and watch that mess get bigger and bigger.
669
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,296
I guess you know
what you're doing, Sheriff.
670
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:57,740
I don't know what I could've said
to give you that idea, Mayor.
671
00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,859
Puberty.
672
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:40,676
You ain't gonna stick to your plan of
handling this all by yourself, are you, Pa?
673
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:44,680
Since when did it take more than one Danby
to take care of a little thing like this?
674
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,765
You know what a tiger you are, Pa.
675
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,850
You're just liable
to go chargin' in there...
676
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:50,269
And then what?
677
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,187
Nothing. I didn't mean nothing.
678
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,960
You ain't got brains enough
to mean nothing.
679
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,943
Now you two go on in here
and order yourselves a drink.
680
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,511
I'll be back with Joe
before you can finish it.
681
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,322
I believe you got one of my children
in the jail here.
682
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,725
How dare you walk into my office
and pull a gun on me?
683
00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,643
Get your finger out of the end of my gun!
684
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,812
How dare you pull a gun on me!
685
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,897
I said take your finger out
of the end of my gun!
686
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:38,942
Well, until I do, you better take
your finger off that trigger
687
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,839
and let the hammer down real slow.
688
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:58,253
If that gun went off,
it would have blowed right up in my face.
689
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,673
It wouldn't have done my finger
a hell of a lot of good, either, would it?
690
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,592
What can I do for you, Mr. Danby?
691
00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:04,817
My son Joe.
692
00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,680
Well, it seems Joe murdered
a man this afternoon.
693
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,282
The way I hear it,
he killed a man in a fair gunfight.
694
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,206
- I was standin' right there.
- You were standin' right where?
695
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,169
In the saloon when Joe killed him.
696
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:20,359
Well, now, that was
real smart of him, wasn't it?
697
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,110
Well, I've been around Joe all afternoon,
698
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,008
and I haven't seen him
do one smart thing yet.
699
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,283
- Is there anything else?
- Can I see him?
700
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,577
Why didn't you take that approach
when you first came in?
701
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,723
He's right in there.
702
00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:33,429
I'm obliged to you.
703
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,238
Hi, Pa.
704
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:48,069
What is this?
705
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,890
No bars in the window,
no bars in the cell.
706
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,366
No bars nowhere.
707
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,748
What's keeping you in here?
708
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,416
That guy out there.
709
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:02,129
He won't let me move two inches
without jumping down my throat.
710
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,153
Besides, he lies to me
about whether or not my gun's loaded.
711
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,279
He does what?
712
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,824
Look, are you gonna get me
outta here or not?
713
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,927
Never mind that. Who was it you killed?
714
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,664
I don't know his name.
He was some bum in the saloon.
715
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,640
Besides, he drew first.
716
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,336
What, are you gonna believe me
or are you gonna believe that liar out there?
717
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,130
Why don't you shut up?
718
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,402
Pa, it wasn't anybody that we know.
719
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,614
Pa, you always told me there wasn't
a jail been built that could hold a Danby.
720
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,862
Well, now they built one.
721
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:33,265
Oh.
722
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,309
Yeah, you'll have to stay here
for a couple of days.
723
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,001
But we run this town.
724
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,522
I gotta throw in with that sheriff
725
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:43,966
that you don't exactly dazzle nobody
with your intelligence.
726
00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:46,836
Now you just sit tight here
727
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:49,346
till I've had a chance
to think this thing out.
728
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:54,119
Couldn't you have at least
done it when the Sheriff weren't looking?
729
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,391
He wasn't the sheriff
when he done seen me do it.
730
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,806
Hey, I didn't think of that before.
731
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,893
That could be a loophole
to help you get me out of here.
732
00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:04,963
Now don't you try to do nothing
about this situation you say of.
733
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,781
You just leave that to me and the boys.
734
00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:16,683
That's a lousy jail you got in here.
735
00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:19,322
Well, we're just getting started.
736
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,830
What's he supposed to be?
737
00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:24,207
Oh, that's my deputy.
738
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:28,737
Why, last week he was shoveling horse...
739
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,739
He was working in the stable.
740
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,340
Well, he's been promoted.
741
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:36,098
Oh, I'm gonna find out
what's happened to this town.
742
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,863
What did Danby want?
743
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:52,260
Oh, well, he...
He just came in and we talked a while.
744
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,487
Then he went in to see Joe.
745
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,641
Then he came back out,
we talked a little more,
746
00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,208
and then he left.
747
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:05,581
You know, he strikes me
as being a lonely man.
748
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,338
Lonely? Danby?
749
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:11,550
Why, he's a mean, no-good,
low-down bushwhacker.
750
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,716
Well, now there, you see?
No wonder he's lonely.
751
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,288
He stuck his finger
in the end of your what?
752
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,916
Would you shut up.
Everybody'll be lookin'.
753
00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:25,126
Well, I don't really understand
what happened, Pa.
754
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,836
You said you had your gun on him.
755
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:29,506
I ain't gonna sit here
and explain it all over again now.
756
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,758
I don't have to explain
nothing to you two.
757
00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,969
Instead of sittin' here
askin' a whole lotta questions,
758
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:36,662
why don't you come up
with some helpful suggestions?
759
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,641
Why don't the three of us
go over there together?
760
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,394
I don't care if he is the fastest gun
that'd ever hit anywhere.
761
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,312
Who says he's the fastest gun
that'd ever hit anywhere?
762
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,397
Everybody.
763
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,315
That's all they're talking about
all over town.
764
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,484
Besides, what could he do
against three of us?
765
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,960
He could kill two of us.
766
00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:54,739
You ain't talking like yourself, Pa.
767
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:57,826
Yeah. It was always you chargin' in
and us trying to hold you back.
768
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,995
We ain't just gonna leave Joe
in here to get hung, are we?
769
00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,746
Well, of course we ain't.
770
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,165
Who says we gotta take care
of this sheriff ourselves?
771
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,084
Who says anybody's gotta take care of it?
772
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,628
Why don't we run him outta town
like we did the last sheriff?
773
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,650
Because this one won't go.
774
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:15,116
He didn't throw a scare
into you, did he, Pa?
775
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,387
I... I didn't mean
that the way it sounded.
776
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:19,580
I didn't mean...
Did he throw a scare at you?
777
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:22,033
I just meant,
well, what did he do to you, Pa?
778
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,853
He maybe made me a little more thoughtful.
779
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:27,272
He maybe made me realize
that now we've got a little money
780
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,065
for the first time in our lives,
781
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,292
and the chance to get a lot more,
782
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,362
this would be a dumb time to find out
who's the fastest with a gun,
783
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:38,307
us or some show-off that might be lucky,
even if he wasn't good.
784
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:40,035
If we don't take care of him, who does?
785
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:43,371
There's always some tramp
that's good with a gun that can be hired.
786
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,394
Yeah, but you always said that
the Danbys fight their own battles.
787
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,144
Maybe I was talkin'
about another branch of the family.
788
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,193
Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow.
789
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,800
And I want you two
to behave yourselves while I'm gone.
790
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,652
I don't want nobody to make
no martyr out of this here sheriff.
791
00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:01,493
What's a martyr?
792
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:02,807
Oh, I'm sorry.
793
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,329
They didn't use words like that
in the third grade, did they?
794
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,104
How would I know? I didn't get that far.
795
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,863
Well, you remember when I was stuck
all them years in the second grade.
796
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,509
Oh, shut up!
797
00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:32,694
Sheriff?
798
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,022
Can I talk to you a minute?
799
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:36,861
Sure, Miss Prudy.
800
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,532
Could... Could we sit down?
801
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,239
Sure.
802
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:50,746
Well...
803
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,549
How can I be of service
to you, Miss Prudy?
804
00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:54,859
What?
805
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,505
How can I be of service to you?
806
00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:57,878
What do you mean, service?
807
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,281
I don't think I mean anything by it.
808
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,658
What do you think I mean?
809
00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:04,035
Look, Sheriff,
I'm just a dumb little old girl
810
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:07,539
from a hick little old town in
a jerkwater part of the country.
811
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:08,665
- What?
- Nothing.
812
00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:09,958
You just said you're
a dumb little old girl
813
00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:11,376
from a little old hick town
in a jerkwater...
814
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,569
I know what I said.
815
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,758
Well, all I wanted was to explain
816
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,906
some of those stupid, silly things
that you saw me doing today.
817
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,242
What stupid, silly things, Miss Prudy?
818
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:26,057
What stupid...
819
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,560
Well, how about
when I burned my dress off?
820
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,912
Well, that could happen to anyone.
821
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,106
Well, how about in the mud
822
00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,755
when I was trying to defend myself
from that common pervert?
823
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:40,822
Well, that's just one of those things
that any overstimulated girl
824
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,490
might get herself caught into.
825
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:45,493
Well, how about in the tree,
half-naked, dripping wet?
826
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:48,311
That one could take a little explanation.
827
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:53,293
Well, I guess it was just one of those
days when everything seems to go wrong.
828
00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:55,378
Actually, every one of those
ridiculous things
829
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,504
that you saw happen
830
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,197
has a perfectly simple explanation.
831
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,968
Not that it matters,
really, I just thought
832
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,286
it was dumb to go around having such an...
833
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,542
Attractive man thinking
I was a hopeless loony.
834
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,505
Well, loony maybe, but hopeless...
835
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:20,278
You... You think I'm attractive?
836
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,322
Well...
837
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:25,492
I don't think that a girl
would just curl up and die
838
00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:29,266
'cause you smiled at her,
but yes, I think you're attractive.
839
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,514
Well, Miss Prudy.
840
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:34,292
I can see that you're a young lady
841
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,504
who believes in
laying her cards on the table.
842
00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:38,588
In what?
843
00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:40,215
Laying her cards on the table.
844
00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,908
When a girl does that,
well, I think that a man, uh...
845
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,846
Well, he should lay his cards
on the table, too.
846
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:52,247
Anybody can see that you're
a very pretty and very attractive girl.
847
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,879
Any man in his right mind
would be only too glad
848
00:56:56,830 --> 00:57:01,006
to take you out on a picnic
or out for a walk in the evening.
849
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:05,013
Well, I'd feel privileged to do just that.
850
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,452
However, if you're thinking
of anything more seriously,
851
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,789
I'm afraid I'll have to warn you
I'm on my way to Australia,
852
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,916
and I'm just passing through here.
853
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,918
Why, you conceited...
854
00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:20,046
Conceited? I'm only trying to tell you
that I'm on my way to Australia.
855
00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:22,173
Who cares where you're on your way to?
856
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,759
Any girl who is thinking about
857
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,388
entering into any permanent relationship
would be glad to know that a man...
858
00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,991
I'm not thinking of entering
into one of those!
859
00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,102
What's the matter with you?
860
00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:35,562
Do you think something
is the matter with me?
861
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:39,382
Do I think... There isn't enough time
to tell you how much.
862
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,047
Good night!
863
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,159
You all right, Miss Prudy?
864
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:53,357
You shut up and mind your own business!
865
00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:58,334
Damn, damn, damn!
866
00:57:58,433 --> 00:57:59,460
Prudy?
867
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,004
You shut up, too!
868
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,586
Well, do you see anything?
869
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,252
No. What are we looking for?
870
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:29,407
"What are we looking for?" We're looking
for nuggets, veins, the mother lode.
871
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,258
What's the mother lode?
872
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,745
I'm beginning to get the horrible feeling
873
00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:36,497
you know even less
about gold-mining than I do, Jake.
874
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,791
Of course I don't know
anything about gold-mining.
875
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,668
Well, what do you think
I brought you along for?
876
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,212
I thought everyone around here
knew about mining.
877
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,797
Well, I don't.
878
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:47,967
I might be able to give you
a few tips about shoveling horse,
879
00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,677
working around the stable,
880
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,388
but I don't know nothing
about hunting gold.
881
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,682
Do you mind I put this stuff down?
882
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,184
No. No, you better not.
883
00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:58,269
If there's anything
I do know about prospecting,
884
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,229
it's you've got to keep on the move.
885
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:01,830
It's heavy.
886
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,959
Well, here, let me redistribute
the weight for you.
887
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,258
I feel like a jackass.
888
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,992
Yeah, that ought to do it.
889
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,889
- Come on, Jack.
- Jake.
890
00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:51,505
You're a pretty good fisherman, Jake.
891
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:56,911
This is more like it, huh?
892
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,037
More like what?
893
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:01,857
Oh, this is more like the kinda place
I want to go gold-minin' in.
894
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:04,919
Well, what make you think
there's any gold around here?
895
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,861
What makes you think there isn't?
896
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:09,048
I suppose it don't bother you none
897
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,884
that Joe Danby is gonna be miles away
by the time we get back?
898
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:15,613
Not unless he's learned to travel fast
handcuffed to a potbellied stove.
899
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,706
Well...
900
01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:19,366
What do we do now?
901
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:23,078
I think we oughta have lunch, take
a little rest, and then you start diggin'.
902
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:30,153
Hey, Jake, how do you think
we oughta split whatever we find?
903
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:31,344
Sixty, forty?
904
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,174
Sixty for who and 40 for who?
905
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,888
There, you see?
906
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,454
See what gold does to men?
907
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,397
We haven't even found anything
and already we're arguing about it.
908
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:46,060
Sixty for who and 40 for who?
909
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,150
I just wish you could see
the greed in your face.
910
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,657
What you mean is 60 for you and 40 for me.
911
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:54,989
Well, thank you, Jake.
That's very generous of you.
912
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:01,958
Hey, Jake.
913
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:06,839
What did you do
before you became my deputy?
914
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:11,251
Well, I did odd jobs.
915
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,382
Well, like what?
916
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,365
Well, for one thing,
I was a whore-holder at Madame Horse's...
917
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,618
Oh. A horse holder at Madame Orr's house.
918
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,515
- You are a what?
- Horse holder.
919
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:24,457
See, on Saturday night,
that hitch rack out front would get full.
920
01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:26,934
I'd hold the extra horses,
sometimes all night.
921
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,837
It seems to me like you spent
a lot of time with horses.
922
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,090
Mmm. One end or the other.
923
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:35,593
Course I come by it natural.
My daddy stole horses for a living.
924
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:36,693
They hung him.
925
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,388
Well, now that's a terrible thing
for a sheriff
926
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:41,390
to suddenly find out about his deputy.
927
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:44,310
If you hadn't been in such a hurry
to shove this job down my throat,
928
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:46,707
you might have found out a lot of things.
929
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,921
- Want my badge back?
- Don't be silly.
930
01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:56,114
Jake, you better clean up those fish.
931
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,339
I'll take a little nap.
932
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,536
Sure it won't disturb you none?
933
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:02,662
No, no, no.
934
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:05,139
Just don't rattle the pots and pans.
935
01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:34,068
I'll be wantin' you boys to ride into town
a little more quietly from now on.
936
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,090
You drove your point home real good.
937
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,846
Good. Good.
938
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:59,760
Well, that kind of brightens up
the whole place.
939
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:03,363
At least I don't feel so naked and stupid
sitting in here day after day.
940
01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:05,808
Joe, if Jake should come in,
941
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,519
would you tell him I had to go down
to the hardware store to see the mayor.
942
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:09,937
Have you seen my daddy?
943
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:14,192
No. Not since the night he came in here
and we had that little chat.
944
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:18,112
Don't you worry, Joe. I'm sure he and
your brothers are planning a little jailbreak.
945
01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:19,383
You really think so?
946
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,131
Now what else would they be doing?
947
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,958
Where will I find the Sheriff?
948
01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:52,082
I imagine he's in the jail across the...
949
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,856
No, wait a minute.
950
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:57,109
There he is now just comin' out
of the hardware store there.
951
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,277
Much obliged.
952
01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,377
Pleasure.
953
01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:06,597
Sheriff.
954
01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:22,468
Anybody know who he was?
955
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,011
Oh, I think he just rode in to town.
956
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:28,115
He asked me where you was. I seen you
coming out of the hardware store there...
957
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,630
Thanks for pointing me out to him.
958
01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,177
Hold it just a minute.
959
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,465
You don't want to go
in there right now, honey.
960
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:31,095
Wait here just a minute,
I'll come back and I'll join you.
961
01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:43,490
Honey, I think I just been...
962
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:52,933
Did you ever see him before?
963
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:54,079
Uh-uh.
964
01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,501
Uh, Jake.
965
01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:01,796
After lunch, uh...
966
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,289
Good afternoon, Sheriff.
967
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,231
We ain't makin' any dust at all today.
968
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:26,908
Another one of 'em just rode into town.
969
01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:30,196
- You sure?
- You can't miss a professional gunfighter.
970
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:33,099
He got a look about him
ain't like anyone else,
971
01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,451
and he's been asking around
trying to find you.
972
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,081
I'm sure getting sick of all this stuff.
973
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,960
Yeah, that kinda stuff
would make me sick too.
974
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,129
Come on.
975
01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:54,495
Well, why do these jaspers
always have to hit town at mealtime?
976
01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:55,996
Are you going to kill another man?
977
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,144
Well, I'm sure we all hope
it turns out that way.
978
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,780
This sure is a childish way
for a grown man to make a living.
979
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,054
Go for your gun, Sheriff.
980
01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:39,184
You go to hell.
981
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,368
And stay out!
982
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,786
If either of you opens his fat,
stupid mouth,
983
01:07:57,282 --> 01:08:00,502
I'll chase you right out of town
after that other yellow dog.
984
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:13,927
Leave the bottle.
985
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,311
All right, now he's done it.
986
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,247
- Who?
- That sheriff.
987
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,624
What's he done?
988
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,627
He's pushed me too far this time.
That's what he's done.
989
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:27,379
I've been bending over backwards
up to now.
990
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,025
But that's all finished.
991
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,759
You know I've been bending over backwards.
992
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,552
Well, you sure ain't let him
push you into no corner
993
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:35,471
where you could be provoked
till you're losing your temper.
994
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:38,699
Right. But from now on,
I'm tired of being a nice fella.
995
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:40,249
Pa,
996
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,868
you been touching up your hair again?
997
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,377
What do you mean, again?
998
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:46,524
Nothing. It just looks better
in spots, that's all.
999
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,921
- What do you mean, spots?
- Nothing.
1000
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,211
What are we gonna do, Pa?
1001
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,448
- Get Joe out of jail.
- How?
1002
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:55,658
Leave that to me.
1003
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,100
I got it all figured out.
1004
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,386
We'll do it tonight.
1005
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:06,335
Now you get ready.
'Cause this is gonna happen awful fast.
1006
01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:07,731
- Pa.
- Huh?
1007
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,818
Nothing. It's all right.
1008
01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:26,580
Now when I yell go, we all go together.
1009
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,816
And use your spurs.
1010
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:30,292
All ready?
1011
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,806
- Now he's really done it!
- Who?
1012
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,266
That sheriff!
1013
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:43,998
I could've told you all
that it wasn't gonna work.
1014
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,165
Why not?
1015
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:48,168
Because they set these bars in too solid.
1016
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,753
What do you know about anything?
1017
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,589
I'm the one that helped to set them in.
1018
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:52,689
You...
1019
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:57,344
Luke, I want you two
to round up the horses.
1020
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,597
And I want you to ride over
to your Uncle Milt's.
1021
01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,074
You tell him to bring Steve
and George and Young Milt.
1022
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:04,834
And Tom, you ride out to Uncle Ira's.
1023
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:07,290
And you tell him to bring Billy and Jack
1024
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:09,540
and anyone else he can think to bring.
1025
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,984
I ain't foolin' around no longer.
1026
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,551
That's a two-day ride to Uncle Ira's.
1027
01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:15,295
I know how far it is!
1028
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,471
You stop at the ranch
and pick up some grub.
1029
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:19,992
And tell Milt and Ira
we'll all meet at the ranch Friday.
1030
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:22,620
If any of them feel that
they just don't wanna come,
1031
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:26,206
you just remind them of the mortgages
I've been helping them to pay.
1032
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,898
Well, all right, get going!
1033
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:36,133
What do you mean,
you helped 'em put in those bars?
1034
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,885
Well, I didn't have nothing else to do.
1035
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:40,846
And they was gonna put the bars in
whether I helped them out or not.
1036
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,289
Yeah, well, they'll hang you
whether you're helping out or not.
1037
01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:45,559
Pa, I don't think
that they are really gonna hang me.
1038
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,354
I mean, you know, they laugh
and they joke about it a lot,
1039
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:49,730
but I don't think
they're really gonna do it.
1040
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,565
Eh, you'll see whether they hang you or...
1041
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,711
Don't move.
1042
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,029
What's going on back here?
1043
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,880
Well, that's all I need,
1044
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,428
some stable bum ordering me around.
1045
01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:05,015
Now this is my saddle
and I'm taking it with me.
1046
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,581
I know it ain't mine, so go ahead.
1047
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,399
In just a few days now,
I'll take care of you.
1048
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,676
What was he tryin' to do,
bust you outta here?
1049
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:19,867
Yeah.
1050
01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:24,998
But you know Pa.
Got a heart as big as the whole outdoors,
1051
01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,618
but he don't have one brain
in his poor old head.
1052
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:55,653
May I compliment you on getting
such a romantic idea, Miss Prudy?
1053
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,632
There's nothing
romantic about it, Sheriff.
1054
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:03,470
Nothing romantic about a man and a girl
out for a ride on a warm afternoon?
1055
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,367
You think what you want to, Sheriff.
1056
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,350
But you'd do that anyway, wouldn't you?
1057
01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:12,955
It's surprising how well you've gotten to
know me in such a short time, Miss Prudy.
1058
01:12:24,549 --> 01:12:26,722
Would you like to get out
and talk a minute, Sheriff?
1059
01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,640
All right.
1060
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,954
Light yourself up a cigar
if you want to, Sheriff.
1061
01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:52,164
Well, thank you, Miss Prudy.
1062
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,748
I believe I will.
1063
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:59,359
Was there, uh, anything in particular
1064
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,361
that you want to talk
to me about, Miss Prudy?
1065
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,405
Well, in case you didn't know,
1066
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,782
Milt Danby is rounding up
1067
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,785
his two brothers and all of their sons
and all of their hired hands.
1068
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,871
And they're going to ride into town, and
they're gonna take care of you and Jake
1069
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,597
and they're gonna get Joe out of jail.
1070
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,148
Yeah, I heard about that.
1071
01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:20,442
Well, we've all been trying to remember.
1072
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:24,158
And we think there are
three grown boys in Ira Danby's family
1073
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,804
and two in Milt Danby's family.
1074
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:30,282
So, with the three Danbys here
and Joe in jail,
1075
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:32,158
we figure that makes about 11.
1076
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:35,354
Oh, plus all of the hired hands
that they may want to bring along.
1077
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:39,566
Well, that's about the figure
I arrived at, too, 10 or 12 maybe.
1078
01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,212
Or 14 or 15 maybe.
1079
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,212
It's quite a few.
1080
01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,681
It's almost a mob, you might say.
1081
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,494
Have you figured what you're gonna do?
1082
01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:51,745
More or less.
1083
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:52,845
What?
1084
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,024
I thought I might just leave town.
1085
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:59,586
Just get out of town before they ride in.
1086
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,733
Just ride out and keep on going.
1087
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:04,906
I don't believe it.
1088
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:06,655
I don't know why not.
1089
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:09,471
I've never made any secret of the fact
1090
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,664
that basically I'm on my way to Australia.
1091
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,517
I don't think I'm gonna find
1092
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:16,311
a better time to get started
than right now.
1093
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:19,584
Besides, I don't like the odds.
1094
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,759
I just don't believe it.
1095
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,365
Well, you better believe it.
1096
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:32,264
It's not gonna be too many hours
before you look up and I'll be long gone.
1097
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:36,894
I think that that is one of
the most mature things
1098
01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:38,729
I've ever heard of a man doing.
1099
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,644
What... You think it's what?
1100
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,150
Mature.
1101
01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:48,051
Almost any other man
would have to stick around
1102
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:51,825
to prove that they are a man
and get a whole town shot up to boot.
1103
01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:53,782
Mature?
1104
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:56,993
Mature, as opposed to childish
and shot full of holes.
1105
01:14:57,535 --> 01:15:00,288
You don't think it sounded
a little cowardly?
1106
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:04,276
I mean, for a man to take a job and then
when the going gets a little rough,
1107
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,173
he just sneaks out in the dead of night.
1108
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:09,531
Well, of course you didn't say whether
you're gonna do it in the day or the night.
1109
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,098
But the point is
1110
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:13,517
didn't it sound a little cowardly to you?
1111
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,553
No, I told you, it sounds mature.
1112
01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:20,667
Well, it sounded a little cowardly to me
just now when I said it.
1113
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,419
Well, it isn't. It's mature.
1114
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,880
The reason I know it's cowardly
is because I've never done
1115
01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:28,342
a cowardly thing in my life, no matter what
you or anybody else might think.
1116
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:29,509
I didn't say...
1117
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:31,511
And it isn't mature. It is cowardly.
1118
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:34,739
Now let's just call things
by the right name from now on, huh.
1119
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:36,624
What is the matter with you?
1120
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:40,646
I'm just surprised at a girl
who keeps throwing herself at a man
1121
01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:42,481
when she secretly thinks he's a coward.
1122
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,627
Let's go back to town.
1123
01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:47,361
What do you mean, throwing myself at you?
1124
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:51,323
Did you really think that I was gonna turn
tail and run at the first sight of trouble?
1125
01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:54,034
What... Why shouldn't I? That's what
you just said you were gonna do.
1126
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:57,428
Well, I'm not going to,
so you just forget about it.
1127
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:29,027
All right. Order! Order!
1128
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:31,071
Now you all heard the motion.
1129
01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:33,298
Those in favor, raise your hands.
1130
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:34,719
Count it, Henry.
1131
01:16:34,882 --> 01:16:37,806
One, two, three, four,
1132
01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:39,224
five.
1133
01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,415
Now,
1134
01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:44,710
those in favor of not
getting involved in the crisis
1135
01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:47,087
which is about to befall
our fair community.
1136
01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:49,798
In other words, keeping the hell off
the streets and out of the way
1137
01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:51,444
till the shooting is over,
raise your hands.
1138
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:53,530
Count 'em, Henry.
1139
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,279
Five, 10, 15...
1140
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,447
I think we passed the motion.
1141
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,533
Order! Order!
1142
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,812
Be it so entered in the books
of the town council
1143
01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:06,356
that the majority has ruled.
1144
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,798
And as your mayor...
1145
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,877
I object!
1146
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,775
Get that gun away from her.
1147
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:16,533
You can't do this.
1148
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,054
You just shut up and sit down, Prudy.
1149
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:19,927
This is a meeting of the town council
1150
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,622
and certain select prominent citizens
of this community.
1151
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:25,770
And you can't walk in off the street
and insult everyone.
1152
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,461
I just wanna one question.
1153
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,130
How many of you are gonna help
the sheriff against the Danbys?
1154
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,716
Oh, no, wait a minute.
It's not as simple as that, Prudy.
1155
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:33,800
Why not?
1156
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:37,304
Because there are factors
to be considered. Economic factors.
1157
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:39,639
It could affect the wellbeing
of everyone in this town.
1158
01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:41,975
Besides, I heard that the Sheriff
is gonna leave town.
1159
01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:45,270
I did too. At the time I heard it,
I remember saying to myself,
1160
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:48,523
"That sheriff has his head
set squarely on his shoulders."
1161
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,750
Well, now he's not gonna leave town.
1162
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,571
And I'd like to get my hands on whoever
was it caused him to change his mind.
1163
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,073
Me too.
1164
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,742
A man with that good an idea
oughta be encouraged to hold onto it.
1165
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:00,535
What is the matter with all of you?
1166
01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:01,995
Don't you remember how long we waited
1167
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:04,289
to find a man who would
stand up to the Danbys?
1168
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,166
Do you remember
what this town was like before him?
1169
01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:10,128
Murdering, lynching,
miners shooting up the town day and night.
1170
01:18:10,227 --> 01:18:12,339
And aside from the few things
that you just mentioned,
1171
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,007
it wasn't a bad place at all.
1172
01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:17,260
Oh, sure, we had a little misunderstanding
with the Danbys at times.
1173
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,346
But they could all be worked out in time.
1174
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:21,348
What about Joe Danby in jail for murder?
1175
01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:25,793
Well, that would've solved itself too if
the sheriff had left town like he promised to.
1176
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,439
I said it before and I'll say it again.
1177
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,358
The men in this town
are nothing but a bunch
1178
01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,860
of low-down miserable, cowardly curs.
1179
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,863
As your father, I may have to take
that kind of talk from you.
1180
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:40,075
But as the mayor of this town,
I sure as hell don't.
1181
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,119
Throw her out, boys!
1182
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,516
And don't be too gentle with her.
1183
01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,107
Don't let her tie herself to that post!
1184
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,216
It's another trick of hers,
1185
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,989
tying herself to things
whenever she doesn't wanna do something.
1186
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,208
Death to all tyrants!
1187
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,019
What did she say?
1188
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,522
She said death to somebody or other,
but it doesn't mean anything.
1189
01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:13,340
She's always saying death
to somebody she's mad at.
1190
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,087
Order! Order!
1191
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:32,544
Well, you might as well forget about
getting any help from anybody in this town,
1192
01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:34,588
or from anybody for 100 miles around.
1193
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,985
Oh, that takes care of
just about everybody, doesn't it?
1194
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:39,718
They can throw an unarmed girl
out of a public meeting
1195
01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:41,344
but they can't even defend their own town
1196
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,445
against a bunch of cutthroats
like the Danbys.
1197
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:46,540
Well, what are we going to do now?
1198
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:49,665
- "We"?
- Don't turn down any help you can get.
1199
01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:51,271
How is Joe?
1200
01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:52,814
Oh, he figures he's gonna be outta here
1201
01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:54,790
and we're gonna be dead
about this time tomorrow.
1202
01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:59,053
Did he seem to feel any sorrow
over the fact that we might all be killed?
1203
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:02,841
No, it's more like he planned to dance
and spit all over our graves.
1204
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:04,659
That sounds like Joe.
1205
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:07,682
Sure was an awful good idea
you had about leavin' town.
1206
01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:09,392
Oh, you don't have to stay.
1207
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:12,375
Oh, yes, I do.
I gotta stay if you do 'cause I took the job.
1208
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,521
So did I.
1209
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,440
I'll tell you what.
1210
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:18,798
I'll even go to Australia with you
if we leave right now.
1211
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:20,967
Oh, we'll go to Australia all right,
1212
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:24,304
but first we got a few things to do,
and I think it's about time we got started.
1213
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,681
Prudy, do you really wanna help?
1214
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,807
Sure.
1215
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,809
Well, the first thing we gotta do
is get Joe outta here.
1216
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:31,144
Then what are we gonna do?
1217
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,354
Oh, I got a couple of ideas.
1218
01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:34,672
If things work out right,
we might live through this thing.
1219
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,799
I sure liked his idea about leaving.
1220
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,301
Now Prudy, you go in the courthouse.
1221
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,243
Do you know how to use this?
1222
01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:08,618
Here, you'll need these.
1223
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,269
- Jake, are you there?
- Yeah.
1224
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,645
You know what you're supposed to do?
1225
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:14,916
Oh, yeah! Yeah.
1226
01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:18,044
Keep out of the line of fire
whenever I can.
1227
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,363
- Mayor...
- Can't talk to you now, Sheriff.
1228
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,715
We've got an emergency meeting
at the town council.
1229
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:30,870
Now what's that all about?
1230
01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:33,188
You don't think I'm not gonna
shoot through the window, do you?
1231
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,070
Here, take care of these, my eating teeth.
1232
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,405
I don't want to get them all shot up.
1233
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,043
Get Joe.
1234
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,452
He ain't in there, Pa.
1235
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:53,894
Hold it!
1236
01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,641
You're under arrest.
1237
01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,356
Throw down your guns
and I'll accept your surrender.
1238
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,816
Haven't you ever heard of
just wounding somebody?
1239
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,589
I only know one way to shoot,
and that's to kill.
1240
01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:11,635
Well, we don't want a massacre
on our hands, so just watch it.
1241
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,703
Hold it! Hold it!
1242
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:18,145
Settle down out there.
1243
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,148
Just hold it.
1244
01:24:33,652 --> 01:24:34,653
Okay, go ahead!
1245
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:44,664
- Hey, Jason, where'd you put Joe?
- Got him upstairs, there.
1246
01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:49,384
Go get him.
1247
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:02,999
Pa, look.
1248
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:05,668
Your teeth, they saved my life.
1249
01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:07,629
Always worrying about your life!
1250
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,822
How am I supposed to jaw with from now on?
1251
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:12,069
Pa, look!
1252
01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:52,590
I want all you people to unstrap
your gun belts
1253
01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:54,236
and throw your rifles down,
1254
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,407
or I'm gonna have to set this thing off.
1255
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:01,641
You don't think you're gonna bluff me out
with that old cannon, do you?
1256
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:03,242
Why, it ain't even loaded.
1257
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:07,538
- Well, shall we see?
- Believe him, Pa!
1258
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:11,087
You stay out of this,
you miserable coward!
1259
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:16,471
Well, what's it going to be, Danby?
1260
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,029
Jake, let Joe loose.
1261
01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:39,657
Put the rest of that bunch in jail.
1262
01:26:39,903 --> 01:26:41,246
By myself?
1263
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,032
I'll be right behind you.
1264
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,404
You weren't gonna really
blow him up, were you?
1265
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:58,926
Oh, of course not.
That thing isn't loaded.
1266
01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:01,971
I just stuck that fake fuse in there.
1267
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:06,222
See?
1268
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:35,713
Wow!
1269
01:27:42,132 --> 01:27:43,117
My business!
1270
01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:44,994
I'll find out who's responsible
for this outrage
1271
01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:48,322
if it's the last thing
I ever do, Madame Orr.
1272
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:53,940
Disturbing the peace, that's what it is.
1273
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:58,383
I don't care if you're
cleaning up this town.
1274
01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:01,511
That was a terrible thing to do
to them poor unfortunate girls.
1275
01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,638
Well, I didn't know
that damn thing was loaded.
1276
01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:06,432
I've never done anything
to an unfortunate girl in my life.
1277
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:07,642
Ah!
1278
01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:10,369
Some of those girls
are the closest friends I've got.
1279
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,929
Well, well, who have we here?
It's the Sheriff.
1280
01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:47,974
- It's the Sheriff, boys.
- We know who it is.
1281
01:28:48,073 --> 01:28:51,269
Everybody in the territory
knows who our sheriff is these days.
1282
01:28:51,368 --> 01:28:52,854
I guess Devery's right at that, Sheriff.
1283
01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:56,691
I imagine you're about the most popular and
respected citizen we've got around here.
1284
01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:58,359
Well, that's nice to hear.
1285
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,069
In fact, we're thinking about sending
1286
01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:01,320
a delegation to Washington
1287
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,656
to see about turning this territory
into a state.
1288
01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:06,033
We'd be proud
if you'd head up that delegation.
1289
01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:07,493
Oh, no, no, no.
1290
01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,328
You wanted somebody who's gonna be here.
1291
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:13,166
Oh, now, Jason, if you're upset with us
about that Danby business...
1292
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:15,543
We were behind you all the way, Sheriff.
1293
01:29:15,642 --> 01:29:18,171
I can see where it might
not have looked that way, but...
1294
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:20,693
No, that's not it. It's just that, well...
1295
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:25,678
I've never made any secret of the fact
that basically I'm on my way to Australia.
1296
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:27,680
Which reminds me,
1297
01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:32,284
I'm gonna have to think about
getting started again one of these days.
1298
01:29:49,426 --> 01:29:51,349
Would you excuse me, gentlemen?
1299
01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:54,473
A small crisis needs to be handled.
1300
01:29:57,017 --> 01:29:58,439
Jump, Miss Prudy!
1301
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:00,194
Jump!
1302
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:15,978
Boys, I just want you to know that
1303
01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:18,314
from now on when you
pick on this young lady,
1304
01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:19,649
you'll be picking on my girl.
1305
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:22,092
We didn't have any idea
the wind blew that way, Sheriff.
1306
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,653
Well, now you know it.
1307
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:25,863
You might, uh,
spread the word around town.
1308
01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,134
Yes, sir.
1309
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,576
What do you mean, your girl?
1310
01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:34,413
Prudy, for once in your life, play it smart
and keep your big, fat mouth shut.
1311
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,583
You keep out of this.
What do you mean, your girl?
1312
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:41,087
Oh, come on, you've had that look
in your eye since the first day I hit town.
1313
01:30:41,186 --> 01:30:43,548
Uh, we're gonna have a little agreement.
1314
01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:46,259
After we're married,
no matter how many kids we got,
1315
01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:48,094
when I say we're off to Australia,
1316
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:50,662
we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.
1317
01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:53,182
What do I wanna go to Australia for?
1318
01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,642
Because that's where
your husband would be,
1319
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,914
and girls usually go
where their husbands are.
1320
01:30:58,036 --> 01:30:59,379
Oh.
1321
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,925
When you put it that way...
1322
01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,803
Why don't you put me down?
1323
01:31:07,212 --> 01:31:09,385
Oh, I like it like this.
1324
01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:12,721
You, uh, want me to walk you home?
1325
01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:16,391
If you want to, Sheriff.
1326
01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,142
Say, uh...
1327
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:23,729
Are you really one of the richest girls
in this part of the country?
1328
01:31:24,062 --> 01:31:25,464
The richest.
1329
01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:28,817
Well, that's nice. That's real nice.
1330
01:31:32,779 --> 01:31:34,781
Now, the way this story ends
1331
01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:38,251
is that they get married.
1332
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:41,376
And he goes on to become
governor of the state.
1333
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:46,885
He never gets to Australia, but he keeps
reading a lot of books about it.
1334
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,092
I get to be sheriff of this town,
1335
01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:56,103
then I go on to become one of the most
beloved characters in Western folklore.
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