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[Butcher] The answer to all our prayers.
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A virus that kills Supes.
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[Frenchie] Somebody's been running tests.
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Holy shit.
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Let's go.
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Sameer, is the virus gone?
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[Butcher] That's the only dose.
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{\an8}So we inject it
into your dead buddy over here,
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{\an8}to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
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- Where's Sameer?
- [FBSA agent] We couldn't find Dr. Shah.
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She knew the difference
between right and wrong.
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That baby killer!
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- [grunting]
- [Sage] You set me up
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and you fell for it.
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[Homelander] What's your next step?
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[Sage] The world ripped down,
rebuilt in your image.
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?
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Shh.
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[Homelander] We recently found a leak.
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- I'm still gonna fuck your wife.
- [grunts]
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[Hugh Sr.] There's
something wrong with me.
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I don't know what to do!
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I love you so much.
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[Hughie crying]
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[Frenchie] Some sins deserve
eternal damnation.
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I have committed murders.
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We don't belong with decent people.
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We are monsters
so other people don't have to be.
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[Sameer] You chopped off my fucking leg!
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You'll be back to work in no time.
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- What work?
- [Butcher] You're gonna make us
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some more of that virus.
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Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker.
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[groans]
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Now listen up, son.
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We been awfully patient with you...
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...but it's time to stop fucking about
and get the job done.
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[gags, exhales]
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Mary's little lamb is starting to stink.
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I could just bash your fucking head in,
jog your memory.
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Or, alternatively...
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...you just give us a list
of what you need
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to extract the virus.
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You cut off my fucking leg,
you chain me here... For what?
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[panicked groan]
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[Butcher] Listen, mate.
I'm the only thing
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that's standing between you
and a murderball game at the Y.
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You don't understand, I can't.
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I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't.
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[screams]
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Could just send you
back to them in a fucking bucket,
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you don't do whatever the fuck we say.
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[coughing]
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You all right?
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Yeah, right as rain.
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You got a week.
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And make it strong enough
to top Homelander.
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A week? This could take months!
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A week.
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[sobs]
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Don't let him fall asleep this time.
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[jarring music playing]
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To my right, your left,
is the famous Beresford Hotel
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out of where Ralph Fiennes's
Chris Marshall pursued
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JLo's maid Marisa, asking
if any part of their love was real.
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[guide continues indistinctly]
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[Daphne] You know, this has got to be
a health code violation.
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[Hughie] It's what he wanted.
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My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan.
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- [sighs] Man, that movie sucks.
- It's so bad.
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- Right?
- It's so bad.
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[both chuckling]
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I just feel like
maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?
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You know, you can call me anytime,
I can come in same day...
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Yeah, but people back home really need
their Voughtality beauty care, right?
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Really, I'm...
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- I'm fine.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Is she okay?
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[Hughie] Kimiko?
Our friend Frenchie
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just turned himself in
for a bunch of murders he committed
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for this Russian mob boss,
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but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk
to her about it first, so...
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Who the fuck are your friends?
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Abortion is murder!
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- Hey, fuck off, asshole!
- Hughie, Hughie...
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Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please.
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Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry.
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- That man is a piece of shit, dear.
- [laughs softly]
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Folks, this way.
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That's not part of the tour. [chuckles]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[officer] Patterson.
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Villanueva family. Davies.
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Line up for the next visitor shuttle.
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Inmate's name and DIN?
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Inmate refused visitation.
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Next.
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[wistful music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[rock music playing]
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♪ USA... ♪
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{\an8}Hope y'all are having a blessed day.
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{\an8}Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical,
and I'm tickled to announce
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{\an8}that I'm filling in
as the evening news anchor.
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{\an8}So without further ado, our top story...
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{\an8}are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you
into joining their shuls?
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{\an8}Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown,
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{\an8}the Rand Corporation
and the Manischewitz kosher--
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[app chimes]
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[gentle music plays]
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[app voice] ...let your intention connect
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with an almost affectionate attention
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- toward the breath.
- [inhales]
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[exhales]
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[phone ringing]
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[growls]
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[A-Train over phone] Hey,
this is so fucked--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
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- [Mother's Milk] Where are you?
- Toronto, so we could talk.
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They killed Cameron Coleman because
they thought that he was the fucking leak.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.
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- I'm done!
- All right.
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No one ever said this would be easy.
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Think about your brother, your nephews...
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They'd be so proud of you, man.
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Who cares what my family thinks
if I'm already fucking dead?
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Calm down.
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Now walk me through everything.
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And let's process
this shit together, all right?
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This is so fucked!
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So before Cameron got beaten to death,
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Homelander was seen
putting Supes together like a...
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An army.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then A-Train saw
Tek-Knight talking to Sage.
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Looked like they were planning something--
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You want to talk to Tek-Knight.
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Now, he's having a Federalist Society
party tonight at his estate.
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[Annie] I cannot believe
that this is about
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to come out of my mouth, but... [sighs]
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...we could use Butcher.
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Have you heard from him?
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Motherfucker's MIA.
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[Annie] Hey.
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Maybe you should sit this out. You know?
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You've just been through so much.
With your dad...
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I'm fine.
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Focusing on work is exactly
what I need to do right now, okay?
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Just trust me.
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Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak
into an alt-right cocktail party?
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Thought you'd never ask.
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Webweaver?
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[♪ Tone-Loc: "Wild Thing"]
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[sniffing]
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I know you.
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Where's the limey?
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Don't worry about all that.
I got your medicine.
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Usually Beardy McBritish wants
some dirt in exchange, but...
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I'm fresh out.
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Unless there's another way I can pay?
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Wink-wink.
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On the house, for being a loyal CI.
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[groans]
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Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap.
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Would you mind doing the honors?
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Fuck you mean?
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- Shoot it up my pooper, dawg.
- Motherfucker, you done lost your mind.
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There's some lube on the table here.
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Squeeze bottle, not the pump.
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The blue one on the right.
With the water base.
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No fucking way.
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A.G., A.G.
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[groaning]
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I'll boof that shit later.
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♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪
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♪ She love to do...
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg.
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[grunts softly]
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Oh, yo, yo! [shouts]
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- What?
- That's my web hole!
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Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up.
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- Oh. Fuck.
- [groaning]
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- Oh. Fuck.
- Oh. Oh...
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All right.
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[panting]
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Ooh.
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- [farts]
- [grunts]
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Oh. Yo. My bad.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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You good?
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Want some Purell or...?
Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world.
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How, uh...
how long's he gonna be out for?
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With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass,
at least 48 hours.
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Get his pants.
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[beat-heavy music playing]
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[guests chattering indistinctly]
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[Tek-Knight] There's the big man!
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The myth, the legend,
the symbol of America.
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- [chuckling]
- [guests cheering]
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Please. We're all patriots here.
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Good evening, sir. How are you?
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- This is Ryan, my son.
- [ambient music playing]
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How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
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Well, it, uh, might've taken
18 rounds of voting, but we got there,
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- didn't we?
- [laughs]
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You know, sir, it's humbling
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to see your commitment to America.
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Greatest country on Earth.
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- Can't wait to see you inherit
The Seven one of these days.
- [chuckles]
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Those are mighty big boots to fill.
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Yeah.
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[Tek-Knight] Oh, Captain...
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my captain.
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It is such an honor to have you here.
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I mean, the two top heroes together.
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Can't you just smell the team-up?
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You know, Sage and I might
need you for the moment,
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but let's get one thing straight--
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there is no team-up.
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We're not equals.
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You're pathetic.
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You can't even fly, for God's sakes.
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Come on, buddy.
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[Tek-Knight laughing]
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Ah! Oh, what a cutup.
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♪ ♪
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[Sage] What part of
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"you're an idiot child not welcome
at the adult table" do you not understand?
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Oh, I thought you knew everything.
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Tek Knight invited me.
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We go way back.
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It's so good to see you here.
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...and The Whole Truth got picked up
for another season on Vought+.
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It's a hit.
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Must be, if you got all this.
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No, you--
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you don't get this
from entertainment money.
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This is real money.
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Eleven generations' money.
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Oh.
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The Vernon family started out
as slave catchers.
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Now we own more private prisons
than any other company in the U.S. of A.
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And you sure know how to fill them.
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From snout to tail, I catch, house,
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and rehab criminals, and then I catch them
255
00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:34,715
- all over again.
- [laughs]
256
00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:38,136
You know, I bet A-Train here would've
given my great-great-granddaddy
257
00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,387
- a run for his money. Ah?
- [Firecracker] Oh.
258
00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,431
But we would've caught you.
259
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:45,143
- [Firecracker] Ooh. [laughs]
- [chuckling]
260
00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,437
I guess we'll never know.
261
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,522
[intriguing music playing]
262
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,694
[Mother's Milk] Come on out, kid.
263
00:11:54,694 --> 00:11:55,862
[Hughie] You guys are gonna laugh.
264
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,572
No one is gonna laugh.
265
00:11:57,572 --> 00:11:59,365
[groans]
266
00:12:03,035 --> 00:12:04,745
[ragged exhale]
267
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:08,583
[chuckling]
268
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,586
Guys, come on. You-you promised.
269
00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:14,922
- [Annie] Oh, my God.
- [Hughie] Okay, you know what?
270
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:16,382
Ah!
271
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,508
Fuck you guys.
272
00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,801
[coughs]
273
00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:23,514
How did a junkie like Webweaver score
an invite to this anyway?
274
00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:26,392
Don't know.
But A-Train said he's on the list.
275
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,978
God, why does he wear it
so tight? [sniffs]
276
00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:31,522
Smells like ass sweat
and broken dreams in here.
277
00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:33,941
Good, it'll hide your scent
from Tek Knight.
278
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,193
You don't want to give him any tells.
279
00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:37,695
Wait. Tek Knight has super smell?
280
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:41,032
Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch.
281
00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:43,367
- He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
- I don't like this.
282
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,285
He's gonna make Hughie.
283
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,496
[Mother's Milk] How else are we gonna
find out what Sage is cooking?
284
00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,581
Just got to work fast, kid.
285
00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:50,833
Take these bugs,
put 'em all over the party,
286
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,752
and lure Tek Knight back here
as soon as you can.
287
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:54,378
- Okay.
- We'll take care of the rest.
288
00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:55,796
[Annie] Oh, God.
289
00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:58,883
Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes.
290
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,760
Just say something, okay?
291
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,053
- Anything.
- Yeah. Copy.
292
00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:03,721
In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker.
293
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,765
Uh... [imitates Webweaver] Copy, dawg.
294
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,183
Hey...
295
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:09,685
I'm fine.
296
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:11,354
All right? Trust me.
297
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,649
[Annie] Okay.
298
00:13:14,649 --> 00:13:17,777
Ooh, that is... ripe.
299
00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:28,162
[Elijah] Webweaver.
300
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,041
Master Knight's expecting you.
301
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,335
He'll be thrilled.
302
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,755
[clears throat] Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg.
303
00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:50,393
Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here.
304
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:54,981
[Mother's Milk over earpiece] Just
hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie.
305
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,655
- Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I...
- Jesus fucking--
306
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:03,739
Madam...
307
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:06,284
- Vice President-elect.
- Oh, shit.
308
00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:07,743
[Hughie] Uh...
309
00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:10,580
[suspenseful music playing]
310
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,831
Um...
311
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,710
Webweaver.
312
00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:19,505
That's quite a scent.
313
00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:20,756
- Webweaver!
- [exclaims]
314
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:22,174
You made it.
315
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:25,428
Oh, it's so good
to meet you in person. Finally.
316
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:26,679
Feels like I already know you.
317
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:28,097
[Hughie] Yeah, I know. Me too.
318
00:14:28,097 --> 00:14:30,057
No... cap?
319
00:14:30,057 --> 00:14:33,269
Really, I'm honored that you would even
consider the sidekick gig.
320
00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:36,856
I know it's a big change,
but if tonight goes well...
321
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,066
- ...it's yours.
- Oh.
322
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,943
Uh, w-well, great.
323
00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:44,530
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, that's... great.
324
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,782
Well, you know, I've never been
to an estate before.
325
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,451
- Mm.
- Um, do you guys have stables?
326
00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:50,244
[Tek-Knight laughing]
327
00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:52,955
Let's get the tour started inside.
328
00:14:52,955 --> 00:14:55,249
- Okay? Come on. [chuckles]
- [Hughie] Okay. Got it.
329
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,252
[Sage] What happened to you?
330
00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,463
You look like you got ass-fucked
by the business end of a hammer.
331
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,715
Well, maybe I don't want to be
at this CPAC nightmare
332
00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,383
any more than they want me here.
333
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:06,510
There's gonna be
a little sidebar later on.
334
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,471
One percent of the one percent.
335
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:12,058
Sage here is going to lube them up
with cognac and Montecristos,
336
00:15:12,058 --> 00:15:15,186
and then convince them
to commit a little high treason.
337
00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:16,395
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
338
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:18,439
Why would I expose myself like that?
339
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,691
Because in this room
is 38% of the U.S. GDP.
340
00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:24,612
And if we have a shot in hell of pulling
off the 25th Amendment, we need them.
341
00:15:24,612 --> 00:15:26,739
Do you want to be el jefe or not?
342
00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:32,370
Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom.
343
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,121
Go get finger-popped.
344
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,500
Oh, hey.
345
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,169
You hear about Stan Edgar?
346
00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:42,588
Well, what about him?
347
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:45,466
Well, apparently,
he got released from prison.
348
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:52,348
Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why.
349
00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:56,185
How. But, yeah, he got out.
350
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:58,312
Hasn't been seen since.
351
00:15:58,312 --> 00:15:59,814
Well, he's nothing if not slippery.
352
00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:02,024
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
353
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,028
He can't hurt us.
354
00:16:06,028 --> 00:16:08,155
Mm-hmm.
355
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,711
That's why I went
to the Safdies to direct.
356
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,337
[Mother's Milk] Okay, Hughie, check in.
357
00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:26,465
- No more PG-13 bullshit.
- Oh, wow, I love these,
uh, these orchid prints
358
00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:28,801
in your... stairway.
359
00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:32,847
Oh, wow.
360
00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:37,017
I love your study. So many books.
361
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:40,396
[Tek-Knight] Got the original
Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin.
362
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:41,522
- Cool.
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,107
Cool, cool.
364
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:46,944
Now, look, uh, I don't do this
for just anybody, but, uh...
365
00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:48,237
you want to see the Tek Cave?
366
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,739
The Tek Ca-- Uh...
367
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,700
S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg.
368
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:59,665
Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book,
hidden-elevator-thingies.
369
00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:01,375
Like in my movies.
370
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,419
- [Hughie] Like in your movies.
- Shit.
371
00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:05,004
Huh.
372
00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,429
[static]
373
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:14,638
Hughie.
374
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,850
[elevator bell dings]
375
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,935
[birds fluttering]
376
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:24,648
Oh, my God.
377
00:17:24,648 --> 00:17:25,775
Uh...
378
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,319
Oh, wow.
379
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,779
[water dripping]
380
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:35,993
This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool.
381
00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:38,245
[Tek-Knight] Ah, you've met Elijah.
382
00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:40,706
Raised me since I lost my parents.
383
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:43,375
He's like a dad to me.
384
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,877
Isn't that right, Elijah?
385
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:47,463
That's correct, Master Knight.
386
00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:53,010
There's nothing greater
than a father's guiding hand.
387
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,512
You know?
388
00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:56,764
That's for sure.
389
00:17:56,764 --> 00:18:00,935
Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum
off the gibbet cage!
390
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,269
It'll be taken care of, sir.
391
00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:04,814
- [groans]
- Most certainly.
392
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,149
- [static]
- We got to pull him out.
393
00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:09,819
No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on.
394
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:11,195
[muffled groaning]
395
00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:12,905
- Uh...
- [moaning]
396
00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:17,159
[moaning]
397
00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:18,494
Who is that?
398
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:19,954
That's my last sidekick.
399
00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:22,122
[pained moans]
400
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:23,541
I don't like liars.
401
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:27,127
The whole culture down here
is based on trust.
402
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:28,671
Huh.
403
00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:32,383
[heart beating rapidly]
404
00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:34,051
Are you agitated?
405
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,886
No, I'm fine.
406
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,263
I get it.
407
00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:39,348
This is all a little vanilla for you.
408
00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:42,017
But... don't worry.
409
00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,604
Tonight, we're really
gonna push ourselves...
410
00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:48,482
[shaky inhale] ...to your level.
411
00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:51,694
[chains rattling]
412
00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:54,572
[Laddio grunting]
413
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,492
[muffled speech]
414
00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:03,539
[Deep] Hey. Dude.
415
00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:05,749
Are you fucking nuts?
416
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,293
Put your mask back on.
417
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,753
G-Get out of his chair.
What are you doing?
418
00:19:09,753 --> 00:19:11,922
You know what's funny? I hate sake.
419
00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:14,550
But I'm supposed to follow
some stupid Black ninja bullshit,
420
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,260
which makes no goddamn sense,
by the way.
421
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,012
You ever meet a Black ninja?
422
00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:19,388
Lower your voice.
423
00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:20,723
There's nobody here.
424
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:23,392
They left us like babies
so they could go do important stuff.
425
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:24,977
- We don't matter.
- Hey.
426
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:28,147
Speak for yourself.
I'm doing a ton of important shit.
427
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:29,648
Yeah? Like what?
428
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:32,526
Need-to-know, bro.
Need-to-fucking-know.
429
00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:34,820
Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit.
430
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,113
You're quitting?
431
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:38,657
What are you gonna do?
Seven's the biggest gig there is.
432
00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:40,409
Look, I don't understand Noir, okay?
433
00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:41,660
You know there was nothing in his closet
434
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:45,289
but literally like seven file boxes
of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
435
00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:46,665
Why'd he have that?
436
00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:47,791
Who the fuck knows or cares?
437
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,837
[sighs] I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.
438
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:55,382
I booked Cirque de Vought's new show,
VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees.
439
00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:57,217
Three nights a week in Branson.
440
00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:58,844
They're gonna let me fly.
441
00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:00,512
I can fly, did you know that?
442
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:04,099
Yeah, dude, we all know that.
Look, why didn't you just come to me?
443
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,060
About what?
444
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,312
Seriously? Dude.
445
00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:12,358
[sighs] Man, me and the old Noir?
446
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:16,320
We were like great bros, like real bros.
447
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,280
[sighs] Give me this.
448
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,283
[glassware clinking]
449
00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:26,872
Few years ago, Noir cleared out
an entire Indonesian fishing village.
450
00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:29,750
Vought Fresh Farms was expanding
their palm oil plantation,
451
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,794
but the locals were bitching
'cause they needed the river
452
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:34,672
to survive or whatever the fuck.
453
00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:37,549
Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em.
454
00:20:37,549 --> 00:20:39,593
Came back with
a raging hard-on for a week.
455
00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:40,678
[chuckles]
456
00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:43,430
No, dude, see, what you're not getting
457
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:47,601
is how horny killing made the old Noir.
458
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:48,936
That was his whole thing.
459
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:51,271
But I don't really like violence.
460
00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:53,565
[inhales, sighs]
461
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:59,029
Look, I know this
is hard to imagine, but...
462
00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:00,489
some people laugh at me.
463
00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:02,032
[chuckles] It's crazy, right?
464
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,242
Yeah.
465
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,328
But you know what I realized?
466
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,914
When I crush someone's nose
into the back of their skull
467
00:21:08,914 --> 00:21:12,209
or beat 'em so bad
that they'll never walk again?
468
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:15,129
[chuckles] They're not laughing anymore.
469
00:21:15,129 --> 00:21:17,631
They show respect.
470
00:21:19,425 --> 00:21:22,052
Violence is power.
471
00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:27,016
I'm starting to get why
it gave Noir so much chub.
472
00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:34,273
- [app voice] Let your intention connect.
- [Annie] Oh, something is wrong.
473
00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:36,900
Something is really, really wrong.
474
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,694
We should've never sent him in there.
475
00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:40,612
Everything that's been
going on with his dad, I mean...
476
00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:42,406
Fuck!
477
00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:45,117
- M.M.!
- Annie, I hear you.
478
00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:47,327
But what if we go in there
and we blow that man's cover?
479
00:21:47,327 --> 00:21:49,413
Homelander is in there.
480
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,915
Sage, Firecracker, Neuman.
481
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:54,793
I'm going in.
482
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,671
Kimiko?
483
00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:07,306
I'm going to move clarity forward
through mindfulness.
484
00:22:07,306 --> 00:22:08,682
[equipment rattling]
485
00:22:11,643 --> 00:22:14,521
And a gang of halothane to go with it.
486
00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:16,440
[Butcher retching]
487
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,901
[coughing]
488
00:22:18,901 --> 00:22:22,029
[panting]
489
00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,784
[grunts]
490
00:22:28,118 --> 00:22:29,286
[groans]
491
00:22:29,286 --> 00:22:31,872
Are you all right?
492
00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:35,584
I'm fine.
493
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:40,714
How you chopped off
an innocent man's leg...
494
00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:43,383
...does that sound fine to you?
495
00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:46,345
It's the only way...
496
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:49,348
I'm gonna get a proper crack
at Homelander.
497
00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:51,809
Have you talked to Ryan?
498
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:55,270
Are you even trying
to get him out anymore?
499
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:59,483
Or is... this just the same old
bloodlust all over again?
500
00:22:59,483 --> 00:23:02,236
Jesus Christ, you're doing
me fucking head in.
501
00:23:03,362 --> 00:23:05,114
I'm trying to save
the bleedin' world here.
502
00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:06,907
Claret's gonna get spilt.
503
00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:10,452
[sighs]
504
00:23:10,452 --> 00:23:12,955
I can't do...
505
00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:15,958
what needs to be done
and keep you happy.
506
00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:19,837
[Becca] Billy, come on.
507
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:22,089
I mean, "saving the world"? Really?
508
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:26,426
You're gonna kill one Homelander...
509
00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:29,054
...just to end up with another.
510
00:23:30,055 --> 00:23:32,057
[quiet, haunting music playing]
511
00:23:44,278 --> 00:23:46,655
[suspenseful music playing]
512
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:11,388
[distant indistinct chatter]
513
00:24:11,388 --> 00:24:13,098
All right, split up,
514
00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:15,309
stay connected,
stay the fuck out of sight.
515
00:24:17,895 --> 00:24:21,523
Actually, we know
if the rape is legitimate.
516
00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:25,068
The woman's body has a way
to reject that pregnancy.
517
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:29,740
A nationwide ban on abortion
is just good policy.
518
00:24:31,909 --> 00:24:33,911
[gasping, screaming]
519
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:36,955
Huh.
520
00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:43,128
Tequila shots. Reposado.
Keep 'em coming.
521
00:24:46,048 --> 00:24:47,382
[chuckles]
522
00:24:48,717 --> 00:24:50,677
I just had abortion mansplained
to me by a guy
523
00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:53,472
who refuses to be alone
with any woman who isn't his wife...
524
00:24:54,806 --> 00:24:55,807
...or mistress.
525
00:24:57,893 --> 00:25:00,270
I don't know.
I mean, cozying up to these people,
526
00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:02,981
you're fucking asking me
to do the impossible here.
527
00:25:02,981 --> 00:25:05,275
[light piano music playing]
528
00:25:10,822 --> 00:25:15,202
[sighs] When I was 11,
my grandma was diagnosed
529
00:25:15,202 --> 00:25:18,705
with Stage 3 chronic
lymphocytic leukemia.
530
00:25:19,665 --> 00:25:20,916
God...
531
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:24,544
She had the biggest laugh,
but she got so small so fast.
532
00:25:24,544 --> 00:25:26,129
She was bed-ridden.
533
00:25:26,129 --> 00:25:29,258
The doctors didn't care about
saving some old ex-Black Panther
534
00:25:29,258 --> 00:25:31,677
and they told my parents
there was nothing to be done.
535
00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:35,973
I stayed up the next three nights
and discovered a cure.
536
00:25:37,266 --> 00:25:41,478
Presented my research
to those satisfied fat crackers,
537
00:25:41,478 --> 00:25:45,274
they patted me on the head,
said I was adorable and laughed at me.
538
00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:48,360
Grandma died screaming in pain.
539
00:25:52,864 --> 00:25:57,077
I could cure cancer,
reverse global warming,
540
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,121
but what's the point?
541
00:26:00,205 --> 00:26:02,207
Humans are animals.
542
00:26:02,207 --> 00:26:05,544
And the lines at Voughtland
are too long as it is.
543
00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:11,591
Why are you telling me this?
544
00:26:11,591 --> 00:26:14,303
Because you remember what it's like,
545
00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:18,390
being a little girl
who no one fucking listens to.
546
00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:23,729
And because fuck them all.
547
00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:30,068
The only way women like us
have ever gotten what we deserved...
548
00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:36,908
...one hand in their pockets while
the other slits their fucking throats.
549
00:26:39,536 --> 00:26:41,913
Now... [sighs]
550
00:26:43,248 --> 00:26:45,000
You in or out?
551
00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,428
[muffled] Mm. Oh.
552
00:27:11,485 --> 00:27:12,819
It's a great party, huh?
553
00:27:12,819 --> 00:27:15,113
Y'all see all the free shrimp they got?
554
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,700
Firecracker, it's kind of
a private conversation.
555
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,953
But I'm sure the bar has
some SunnyD and Everclear.
556
00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:35,300
[Homelander] Where is our host?
557
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,720
Mm. I have not seen him in a while.
558
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,138
- [♪ Gerry Rafferty: "Baker Street"]
- ♪ Happy ♪
559
00:27:40,138 --> 00:27:41,390
♪ Just one more year...
560
00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:43,308
[Elijah] Master Knight.
561
00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:46,561
[Tek-Knight] It's your favorite.
German chocolate.
562
00:27:46,561 --> 00:27:48,772
For the texture
against the bare cheeks, right?
563
00:27:48,772 --> 00:27:50,941
[chuckles]
564
00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:54,236
♪ ♪
565
00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,744
[moaning]
566
00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:07,124
- Okay. Go.
- Okay. Uh...
567
00:28:07,124 --> 00:28:08,917
Okay.
568
00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,585
- [grunts]
- [Tek-Knight] Sit.
569
00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:17,551
[Hughie grunts]
570
00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:18,885
Mm-hmm.
571
00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:27,310
[Tek-Knight] Yeah.
572
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:29,312
[Hughie] Like this?
573
00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:31,982
Yeah.
574
00:28:31,982 --> 00:28:33,316
Moosh it.
575
00:28:33,316 --> 00:28:35,861
[straining] Now...
576
00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:37,696
fart.
577
00:28:41,158 --> 00:28:42,742
Oh, that's-- That's okay, I don't really--
578
00:28:42,742 --> 00:28:45,412
[chuckles] I don't really have to, dawg.
579
00:28:45,412 --> 00:28:47,205
♪ About buying some land ♪
580
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:49,583
♪ He's gonna give up the booze
and the one-night stands...
581
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:52,335
Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though.
582
00:28:52,335 --> 00:28:53,670
This is fine.
583
00:28:53,670 --> 00:28:57,007
[grunting]
584
00:28:57,007 --> 00:28:59,301
[gasping]
585
00:28:59,301 --> 00:29:01,928
[farting]
586
00:29:01,928 --> 00:29:05,348
Oh, that's fucking hot.
587
00:29:05,348 --> 00:29:07,142
♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving...
588
00:29:07,142 --> 00:29:09,436
Ugh. You started without me?
589
00:29:09,436 --> 00:29:10,979
[Tek-Knight] No, no, no, no.
590
00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:14,191
You are just in time.
591
00:29:14,191 --> 00:29:16,193
[Ashley laughs]
592
00:29:16,193 --> 00:29:17,652
[both moan]
593
00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:19,863
I left a present for you
in the changing room.
594
00:29:19,863 --> 00:29:23,283
- Mm.
- And no, it's not scat.
595
00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:25,994
- This time. [chuckles]
- [moans]
596
00:29:25,994 --> 00:29:28,079
♪ You're goin' ♪
597
00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:29,748
♪ You're goin' home ♪
598
00:29:29,748 --> 00:29:30,999
[Tek-Knight] Webweaver,
599
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,626
clean up.
600
00:29:33,627 --> 00:29:35,795
We are just getting started.
601
00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:44,721
[Hughie] Oh, man.
602
00:29:49,017 --> 00:29:50,185
[door opens in distance]
603
00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:53,688
[door closes]
604
00:29:54,981 --> 00:29:56,107
[Kessler] Oh, goddamn.
605
00:29:56,107 --> 00:29:58,944
You really do look like warmed-up shit.
606
00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:00,904
Oh, go fuck yourself.
607
00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:03,281
Already did. Twice today.
608
00:30:04,574 --> 00:30:06,243
Look at how my hand cramped up.
609
00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:08,703
[both chuckle]
610
00:30:10,622 --> 00:30:13,041
You know, we got to give Sameer credit.
611
00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:15,210
Little fucker's a tough nut.
612
00:30:16,253 --> 00:30:18,672
He'll crack.
613
00:30:18,672 --> 00:30:20,465
Ain't got no choice.
614
00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:22,008
None of us do.
615
00:30:23,093 --> 00:30:25,011
What's that supposed to mean?
616
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:27,097
[exhales]
617
00:30:33,186 --> 00:30:34,729
[sighs]
618
00:30:34,729 --> 00:30:39,484
Man, you want to know what was harder
for me than going off on that last tour?
619
00:30:41,403 --> 00:30:43,989
Coming home.
620
00:30:43,989 --> 00:30:46,116
Applebee's with Tanya.
621
00:30:46,116 --> 00:30:47,826
Helping Joe Jr. with his trig.
622
00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:50,745
Fucking towel shopping.
623
00:30:50,745 --> 00:30:52,706
- [scoffs]
- [chuckles]
624
00:30:52,706 --> 00:30:56,126
Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces,
625
00:30:56,126 --> 00:31:01,673
the ruined faces of those men
that you and me tortured and killed.
626
00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:04,342
But see, I just-- I couldn't square up
627
00:31:04,342 --> 00:31:08,305
who I was at home
with the shit that I'd done.
628
00:31:08,305 --> 00:31:11,141
And then, one night, over...
629
00:31:11,141 --> 00:31:15,353
boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings,
630
00:31:15,353 --> 00:31:16,771
it came to me.
631
00:31:16,771 --> 00:31:18,523
Crystal.
632
00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:21,359
That guy that was taking out the trash
633
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:25,196
and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me.
634
00:31:25,196 --> 00:31:27,115
The real me?
635
00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:32,162
The real me likes to hear them scream.
636
00:31:35,999 --> 00:31:38,543
So, now, tell me, Billy...
637
00:31:38,543 --> 00:31:40,629
who's the real you?
638
00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:45,133
[♪ Christopher Cross: "Sailing"]
639
00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:48,053
♪ Sailing takes me away...
640
00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:50,055
[Hughie] Should we get back to the party?
641
00:31:50,055 --> 00:31:51,765
Oh, this is the party, baby.
642
00:31:51,765 --> 00:31:55,685
When that shit upstairs is over,
the real movers will come down here.
643
00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:57,312
They'll want to play with you, too.
644
00:31:57,312 --> 00:31:58,813
♪ Just a dream and the wind...
645
00:31:58,813 --> 00:32:00,815
[laughs]
646
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:04,736
♪ Soon I will be free...
647
00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:06,488
[laughing]
648
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:09,908
I'm gonna sit my swollen clit
on your stupid masked face
649
00:32:09,908 --> 00:32:11,910
and piss like a skunk,
650
00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:14,788
- and I just had asparagus.
- [grunts softly]
651
00:32:14,788 --> 00:32:16,247
You want that.
652
00:32:16,247 --> 00:32:17,457
[Hughie] Yes?
653
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,000
- Yes.
- [screaming]
654
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,836
I said, you want that, Pain Slut.
655
00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:24,631
Yes! Yes, Mistress-- [screams]
656
00:32:24,631 --> 00:32:27,175
[laughing]
657
00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:29,302
I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it.
658
00:32:29,302 --> 00:32:31,388
I am 100% a cannibal.
659
00:32:31,388 --> 00:32:34,057
[Hughie screams] Stop! No more. Uncle.
660
00:32:34,057 --> 00:32:35,517
♪ Sailing...
661
00:32:35,517 --> 00:32:38,436
If Webweaver wants you to stop,
he'll use his safe word.
662
00:32:38,436 --> 00:32:40,855
♪ To where I've always
heard it could be...
663
00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:42,524
[Hughie grunts]
664
00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,235
[laughs]
665
00:32:46,653 --> 00:32:47,904
[Ashley] I'm gonna feel your pink asshole
666
00:32:47,904 --> 00:32:50,782
around my wrist until you shit.
667
00:32:50,782 --> 00:32:53,326
- [Hughie] Spiderweb!
- What?
668
00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:54,786
[Hughie] Oh, sorry, sorry.
669
00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:56,913
I just like to shout stuff out
while I'm being tickled.
670
00:32:56,913 --> 00:32:59,040
I'm so fucking turned on right now.
671
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,250
[grunts]
672
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,419
- [laughs]
- Yes.
673
00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:03,586
[Hughie shrieking]
674
00:33:03,586 --> 00:33:06,297
Yeah.
675
00:33:06,297 --> 00:33:08,133
Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.
676
00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:09,175
[Hughie] Tarantula!
677
00:33:09,175 --> 00:33:11,261
[exhales]
678
00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:16,307
[sniffles]
679
00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:31,489
[both gasp]
680
00:33:31,489 --> 00:33:32,991
The fuck?
681
00:33:32,991 --> 00:33:34,701
I'm not here for you--
682
00:33:34,701 --> 00:33:37,829
Oh, I don't give two shits
what you're here for.
683
00:33:37,829 --> 00:33:40,957
Oh, I should call Homelander right now
to come and laser your tits off.
684
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:42,876
Fuck.
685
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:48,339
Why don't you come over here
and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?
686
00:33:48,339 --> 00:33:49,799
Look, you were right.
687
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:54,345
No, don't go trying to apologize to me.
688
00:33:54,345 --> 00:33:57,265
I'm about to change your fucking life.
689
00:33:57,265 --> 00:34:00,268
I'm sorry for what I did to you
when we were kids--
690
00:34:00,268 --> 00:34:01,811
Let me guess, that was Starlight, right?
691
00:34:01,811 --> 00:34:04,481
- And that's not you anymore?
- No. No.
692
00:34:04,481 --> 00:34:07,400
I tried to run away from Starlight,
tried to leave her behind,
693
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,279
like she was a different person,
but she's me.
694
00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,906
She's all me, and I said
695
00:34:12,906 --> 00:34:16,201
those fucking awful, awful things to you.
696
00:34:16,201 --> 00:34:19,287
And if I'm being honest,
to other girls too, and I... [inhales]
697
00:34:19,287 --> 00:34:22,499
Look, it doesn't forgive you
for being a cunt for what you did.
698
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,627
But for my end of things...
699
00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:29,881
...I'm sorry.
700
00:34:32,884 --> 00:34:35,678
I am. I am so sorry.
701
00:34:35,678 --> 00:34:37,055
[gasps]
702
00:34:37,055 --> 00:34:40,892
You fucking whore.
703
00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:44,854
[panting]
704
00:34:48,149 --> 00:34:49,984
- [Ashley] Oh, John Henry!
- [♪ America: "You Can Do Magic"]
705
00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:52,403
[moaning]
706
00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:53,988
♪ Anything that you desire...
707
00:34:53,988 --> 00:34:56,115
[clapping]
708
00:34:56,115 --> 00:34:57,200
[Hughie moaning]
709
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,788
♪ You're the one who can
put out the fire...
710
00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:03,623
Mmm.
711
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:04,999
♪ When you cast your spell...
712
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:07,293
God, you still got it, mommy.
713
00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:09,379
You still got it.
714
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:10,755
[exhales]
715
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:12,757
Why don't you go get changed, huh?
716
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:16,511
Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids?
717
00:35:17,846 --> 00:35:19,722
I'll be there in a minute.
718
00:35:19,722 --> 00:35:21,516
Yes.
719
00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:24,644
[Hughie mumbles]
720
00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,855
Oh, thank you so much.
721
00:35:26,855 --> 00:35:28,940
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
722
00:35:32,026 --> 00:35:33,653
[groans softly]
723
00:35:36,531 --> 00:35:38,366
You having a good time?
724
00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:41,286
[Hughie] Oh, yeah.
725
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:44,205
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Just so much dried cum.
726
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:46,207
You just, uh,
727
00:35:46,207 --> 00:35:49,711
you tap my undies,
they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man.
728
00:35:49,711 --> 00:35:51,880
[groans]
729
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,716
Hey, so, did I get the gig?
730
00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:57,802
♪ With a word, you dry my tears...
731
00:35:57,802 --> 00:35:59,470
[Hughie grunts] Damn it.
732
00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:02,307
[Tek-Knight] Just one last thing.
733
00:36:02,307 --> 00:36:05,310
What's your safe word?
734
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:07,562
[Hughie] Uh...
735
00:36:07,562 --> 00:36:09,939
Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually,
I'm probably gonna save that
736
00:36:09,939 --> 00:36:13,526
for something I-I really can't handle,
but yeah, I'm good.
737
00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:16,237
You're trembling.
738
00:36:16,237 --> 00:36:19,490
- [Hughie] Mm-mm.
- Your body's riddled by horripilation.
739
00:36:20,742 --> 00:36:22,452
Come on.
740
00:36:23,494 --> 00:36:26,331
It's the thing that you love the most.
741
00:36:30,793 --> 00:36:32,462
Say it.
742
00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:40,511
[Hughie] Lube?
743
00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:44,557
[shouting]
744
00:36:44,557 --> 00:36:45,808
[panting]
745
00:36:45,808 --> 00:36:49,312
I know you. You're Hughie Campbell.
746
00:36:50,396 --> 00:36:53,316
- Fuck!
- This is actually great news.
747
00:36:53,316 --> 00:36:58,488
Not only am I gonna get points
for catching you,
748
00:36:58,488 --> 00:37:02,158
but before I let the big guy know
that you're down here...
749
00:37:02,158 --> 00:37:03,576
Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
750
00:37:03,576 --> 00:37:04,827
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, um...
751
00:37:04,827 --> 00:37:08,206
you were, hey,
you were my favorite hero as a kid.
752
00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:09,624
Okay? You don't want to do this.
753
00:37:09,624 --> 00:37:12,251
Everybody always has the same holes.
754
00:37:12,251 --> 00:37:13,795
Over and over again,
755
00:37:13,795 --> 00:37:15,254
- it gets so fucking boring.
- Please, I looked up to you.
756
00:37:15,254 --> 00:37:17,048
[Tek-Knight] Sometimes,
757
00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:18,800
you just got to make your own.
758
00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:24,806
And then fuck them.
759
00:37:24,806 --> 00:37:26,724
[straining]
760
00:37:26,724 --> 00:37:28,434
No! [screams]
761
00:37:33,398 --> 00:37:34,607
Where's Annie?
762
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,113
Hughie said orchids, right?
763
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,206
- [gasps]
- Ah. Don't you fucking move.
764
00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:55,670
Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's
stupid fucking secret passage book.
765
00:37:57,630 --> 00:37:59,048
All I have to do is scream.
766
00:37:59,048 --> 00:38:00,717
Be the last thing you do.
767
00:38:00,717 --> 00:38:02,885
You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof.
768
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:07,974
But if you kill me,
you'd have to look Janine in the eye.
769
00:38:10,143 --> 00:38:11,352
I said stop fucking moving.
770
00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:14,897
Doesn't she have enough problems?
771
00:38:14,897 --> 00:38:15,982
- Expelled.
- [books thumping]
772
00:38:15,982 --> 00:38:17,942
Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks"
773
00:38:17,942 --> 00:38:19,318
and then broke his arm?
774
00:38:19,318 --> 00:38:21,946
- You've been watching my daughter?
- I mean, she gets that from you.
775
00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:23,448
Chip off the old block.
776
00:38:23,448 --> 00:38:25,575
- Shut the fuck up.
- She has anger issues.
777
00:38:26,951 --> 00:38:28,161
Early signs of OCD. You see that, right?
778
00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:30,288
I said shut up.
779
00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:32,040
You've cursed the poor girl.
780
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,666
No.
781
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:52,935
[inhales raggedly]
782
00:38:53,936 --> 00:38:56,189
[high-pitched ringing]
783
00:39:05,323 --> 00:39:07,325
[dark music playing]
784
00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,372
[man] Look, this is a white,
Christian nation
785
00:39:13,372 --> 00:39:15,958
founded on white, Christian values.
786
00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:17,168
Church and state are the same thing.
787
00:39:17,168 --> 00:39:19,629
And we need Supreme Court justices who
will protect our values,
788
00:39:19,629 --> 00:39:22,465
no matter how much they cost.
789
00:39:22,465 --> 00:39:25,051
[smooth jazz music playing]
790
00:39:29,514 --> 00:39:32,350
Y'all are supposed to be undercover.
791
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:35,019
What the fuck did you do?
792
00:39:35,019 --> 00:39:36,896
Shit. Damn.
793
00:39:49,075 --> 00:39:50,660
Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him.
794
00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:52,245
You're gonna get me murdered.
795
00:39:57,959 --> 00:39:59,418
Just try it, bitch.
796
00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:19,021
[scoffs]
797
00:40:20,398 --> 00:40:21,899
Get the door.
798
00:40:24,318 --> 00:40:26,487
[Annie] M.M.?
799
00:40:27,655 --> 00:40:30,116
What the hell just happened?
800
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:36,455
- [♪ 10cc: "The Things We Do for Love"]
- ♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪
801
00:40:36,455 --> 00:40:37,665
♪ Ooh...
802
00:40:37,665 --> 00:40:38,708
[grunts]
803
00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:42,795
[whimpering]
804
00:40:42,795 --> 00:40:44,172
[Tek-Knight] No matter what happens,
805
00:40:44,172 --> 00:40:46,591
I want you to keep fighting.
806
00:40:47,884 --> 00:40:49,510
[screaming]
807
00:40:52,388 --> 00:40:54,056
[elevator bell chimes]
808
00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:56,434
♪ Agree to disagree ♪
809
00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:58,811
♪ But disagree to part...
810
00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:01,397
[Annie] Oh, my God.
811
00:41:01,397 --> 00:41:02,940
Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay?
812
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,734
Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
813
00:41:04,734 --> 00:41:06,194
Oh, fuck. You're okay.
814
00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:28,424
[EMT] Hey!
815
00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:45,608
Do me a favor,
just go wait over here, okay? Good boy.
816
00:41:48,402 --> 00:41:50,529
- What is going on?
- Hmm?
817
00:41:50,529 --> 00:41:52,907
Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker,
they're all M.I.A.,
818
00:41:52,907 --> 00:41:55,159
and where the fuck have you been?
819
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:58,579
I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.
820
00:42:00,498 --> 00:42:01,832
What?
821
00:42:01,832 --> 00:42:03,960
In my mouth.
822
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,128
- I ate them.
- Sage, what the fuck...
823
00:42:06,128 --> 00:42:09,173
[dark music playing]
824
00:42:09,173 --> 00:42:10,258
What happened to you?
825
00:42:10,258 --> 00:42:11,592
Brain damage.
826
00:42:11,592 --> 00:42:15,930
But now, I could really go
for a Crunchwrap Supreme
827
00:42:15,930 --> 00:42:17,598
and a Sybian.
828
00:42:17,598 --> 00:42:19,475
Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
829
00:42:19,475 --> 00:42:23,145
- Hmm?
- Get a grip on yourself right now.
830
00:42:23,145 --> 00:42:25,773
Get a fucking grip. Right now.
Come on, come on.
831
00:42:28,818 --> 00:42:29,902
[mouths]
832
00:42:30,945 --> 00:42:32,738
[breathes deeply]
833
00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:36,742
[high-pitched ringing]
834
00:42:41,372 --> 00:42:43,291
[ringing fades]
835
00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:47,503
Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
836
00:42:47,503 --> 00:42:49,505
Folks.
837
00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:51,173
Thank you for coming.
838
00:42:51,173 --> 00:42:53,551
I'm sure you're wondering
why we pulled you aside,
839
00:42:53,551 --> 00:42:55,011
so let's get right to it.
840
00:42:55,011 --> 00:42:56,637
[sighs]
841
00:42:56,637 --> 00:42:59,015
I think we can all agree
that Robert Singer
842
00:42:59,015 --> 00:43:02,143
is the greatest threat
this nation has ever faced.
843
00:43:02,143 --> 00:43:05,563
He is going to destroy this whole country.
844
00:43:05,563 --> 00:43:07,940
You all met Ryan, my son.
845
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:10,985
For his sake, I cannot and I will not
846
00:43:10,985 --> 00:43:13,612
- let that stand.
- Does she agree?
847
00:43:13,612 --> 00:43:16,240
[Homelander] Of course. Especially her.
848
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,742
She's not just eye candy.
849
00:43:17,742 --> 00:43:19,869
No, no, Victoria here,
850
00:43:19,869 --> 00:43:21,954
she's an integral part of the plan.
851
00:43:21,954 --> 00:43:25,958
She sees up close what a doddering slave
to the woke mob Singer really is.
852
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:29,170
How great the threat really is.
853
00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:31,839
So once he's in office, we need to act.
854
00:43:31,839 --> 00:43:34,383
We need to invoke
the Twenty-fifth Amendment.
855
00:43:34,383 --> 00:43:37,053
You're-you're talking about a coup.
856
00:43:37,053 --> 00:43:38,804
No, I'm not.
857
00:43:38,804 --> 00:43:40,931
I'm talking about saving this country.
858
00:43:40,931 --> 00:43:43,726
Before Singer replaces us
859
00:43:43,726 --> 00:43:47,355
with a bunch of transgender illegals
that will do everything--
860
00:43:47,355 --> 00:43:49,815
Save the boogeyman shit
for the idiots watching VNN.
861
00:43:49,815 --> 00:43:53,152
How do you propose
to handle the Justice Department?
862
00:43:55,571 --> 00:43:57,406
Well, they will all...
863
00:43:57,406 --> 00:43:59,033
be our appointees.
864
00:43:59,033 --> 00:44:00,368
Obviously.
865
00:44:00,368 --> 00:44:02,536
- And the military's reaction?
- Or OPEC.
866
00:44:02,536 --> 00:44:04,538
How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves?
867
00:44:04,538 --> 00:44:07,249
Of course there's gonna be
some birth pangs--
868
00:44:07,249 --> 00:44:08,584
The shock to the markets would be total.
869
00:44:08,584 --> 00:44:11,462
And what happens if civil servants resign
870
00:44:11,462 --> 00:44:13,047
en masse?
871
00:44:13,047 --> 00:44:16,258
With all due respect, sir, I think
you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.
872
00:44:16,258 --> 00:44:18,552
Who's handling all this?
873
00:44:18,552 --> 00:44:20,805
[stammers] Great question.
874
00:44:20,805 --> 00:44:22,640
This is great. Great questions.
875
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,476
Truly. And, um, uh,
876
00:44:25,476 --> 00:44:27,895
Sage. Sage, um...
877
00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:32,024
...has the details.
878
00:44:32,024 --> 00:44:33,484
Mmm.
879
00:44:33,484 --> 00:44:35,569
[others murmuring]
880
00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:41,575
Who's handling all this?
881
00:44:41,575 --> 00:44:43,661
Me.
882
00:44:44,870 --> 00:44:46,664
I fucking am.
883
00:44:47,998 --> 00:44:50,376
[chuckles]
Look, I'm sure you're all wondering
884
00:44:50,376 --> 00:44:53,254
why I'm here tonight,
instead of rimming out AOC,
885
00:44:53,254 --> 00:44:56,465
while shouting, "Defund the police,"
up her asshole. [chuckles]
886
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,887
But I'm here tonight
887
00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:04,140
to tell you the truth.
888
00:45:06,767 --> 00:45:09,145
The truth is America is not a democracy.
889
00:45:10,646 --> 00:45:13,649
The word "democracy"
makes people feel safe.
890
00:45:14,692 --> 00:45:16,819
But the founders never trusted the masses,
because the truth is,
891
00:45:16,819 --> 00:45:18,904
the masses are fucking stupid.
892
00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:21,782
Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
893
00:45:21,782 --> 00:45:23,909
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
894
00:45:26,704 --> 00:45:28,581
People are a labor force
895
00:45:28,581 --> 00:45:30,958
that need a kind, but firm hand.
896
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:33,586
There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon
897
00:45:33,586 --> 00:45:35,254
and Berkshire Hathaway.
898
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:38,174
Corporations are
the real superpowers here.
899
00:45:38,174 --> 00:45:41,844
You should be able to operate
without any regulation or restriction
900
00:45:41,844 --> 00:45:44,930
whatsoever.
After all, you're billionaires.
901
00:45:44,930 --> 00:45:47,266
You are smart enough to know what's best.
902
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:48,934
Bottom line?
903
00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:52,646
You support me,
and that is what you'll fucking get.
904
00:45:58,819 --> 00:46:00,488
Hear, hear.
905
00:46:00,488 --> 00:46:02,656
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
906
00:46:03,741 --> 00:46:04,909
[sighs]
907
00:46:18,464 --> 00:46:20,257
[man] Seems pretty solid.
908
00:46:22,551 --> 00:46:26,764
[tense music plays]
909
00:46:27,848 --> 00:46:29,850
[♪ Toto: "Rosanna"]
910
00:46:32,728 --> 00:46:35,523
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
911
00:46:35,523 --> 00:46:37,858
♪ Rosanna ♪
912
00:46:37,858 --> 00:46:39,693
♪ Meet you all the way...
913
00:46:39,693 --> 00:46:42,404
I've dreamt of having you
down here to humiliate,
914
00:46:42,404 --> 00:46:45,491
- Starlight.
- You've been secretly meeting with Sage.
915
00:46:46,992 --> 00:46:48,244
Why?
916
00:46:48,244 --> 00:46:50,412
You're all so fucking dead
when Homelander comes down here.
917
00:46:50,412 --> 00:46:52,998
Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
918
00:46:52,998 --> 00:46:54,875
[laughing]
919
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,962
Mm.
920
00:46:57,962 --> 00:47:00,297
[screams] Ow!
921
00:47:00,297 --> 00:47:01,715
[grunts] Ow!
922
00:47:01,715 --> 00:47:03,634
Fuck!
923
00:47:03,634 --> 00:47:05,010
Yeah.
924
00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:07,721
Oh, fucking hurt me.
925
00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:09,807
Oh!
926
00:47:09,807 --> 00:47:11,976
[moaning]
927
00:47:13,185 --> 00:47:14,728
Oh, yeah.
928
00:47:14,728 --> 00:47:16,772
Squeeze my balls, come on.
929
00:47:16,772 --> 00:47:19,066
- Squeeze 'em.
- How do you torture a masochist?
930
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:20,234
♪ Rosanna...
931
00:47:20,234 --> 00:47:22,236
[shouting]
932
00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:27,199
Laddio, get help, boy!
933
00:47:28,033 --> 00:47:31,036
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
934
00:47:32,204 --> 00:47:34,164
♪ Rosanna ♪
935
00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:40,045
♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay...
936
00:47:40,045 --> 00:47:41,714
It's...
937
00:47:41,714 --> 00:47:43,382
all of his bank accounts.
938
00:47:44,216 --> 00:47:46,051
Just needs a retinal scan.
939
00:47:46,051 --> 00:47:48,137
Wait, what are you doing? No, no.
940
00:47:48,137 --> 00:47:50,472
No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare!
941
00:47:50,472 --> 00:47:51,765
No. Ow!
942
00:47:51,765 --> 00:47:53,475
[grunts]
943
00:47:53,475 --> 00:47:55,019
[automated voice] Access granted.
944
00:47:55,019 --> 00:47:57,313
[grunts] Fuck.
945
00:47:57,313 --> 00:47:59,315
Okay. All right, let's see, how do you
946
00:47:59,315 --> 00:48:00,941
hurt a billionaire?
947
00:48:00,941 --> 00:48:02,818
How about...
948
00:48:02,818 --> 00:48:05,571
40 million to Elizabeth Warren's
Super PAC, how's that sound?
949
00:48:05,571 --> 00:48:08,115
No! Fuck you. I'll kill you.
950
00:48:08,115 --> 00:48:10,659
And 65 million to...
951
00:48:10,659 --> 00:48:12,119
the Innocence Project.
952
00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:15,414
Whore. You skunk pussy bitch!
953
00:48:15,414 --> 00:48:17,082
I'll fucking make you hurt.
954
00:48:17,082 --> 00:48:19,418
I swear to fucking God.
955
00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,587
Fuck you.
956
00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:24,506
Fuck.
957
00:48:24,506 --> 00:48:26,300
- Ready to talk?
- Eat shit!
958
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,135
100 million to Black Lives Matter.
959
00:48:28,135 --> 00:48:30,512
No, not those people! Fuck you!
960
00:48:30,512 --> 00:48:32,306
Fuck y-- No! No, wait!
961
00:48:32,306 --> 00:48:33,682
Wait, oh, uh, uh...
962
00:48:33,682 --> 00:48:35,643
[stammering]
963
00:48:35,643 --> 00:48:38,020
They made me a deal, okay? [stammers]
964
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,355
What deal?
965
00:48:39,355 --> 00:48:40,606
He'll fucking murder me.
966
00:48:40,606 --> 00:48:41,857
[whimpering]
967
00:48:41,857 --> 00:48:42,858
Do it.
968
00:48:42,858 --> 00:48:44,109
No, please, please, please!
969
00:48:44,109 --> 00:48:45,778
To use my prisons.
970
00:48:45,778 --> 00:48:47,488
My prisons.
971
00:48:47,488 --> 00:48:49,156
Homelander and Sage, they,
972
00:48:49,156 --> 00:48:51,283
they need places
across the country to put their...
973
00:48:51,283 --> 00:48:53,577
dissidents. [stammers]
974
00:48:53,577 --> 00:48:55,996
Look, I don't know anything else.
975
00:48:55,996 --> 00:48:58,582
Okay? That's all.
976
00:48:58,582 --> 00:49:00,959
He's talking about internment camps.
977
00:49:00,959 --> 00:49:03,712
[computer trilling]
978
00:49:06,382 --> 00:49:08,008
- [Tek-Knight straining]
- [Annie] Hey!
979
00:49:08,008 --> 00:49:09,802
- Stop! What are you--?
- Step back!
980
00:49:09,802 --> 00:49:11,220
Now!
981
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,889
I raised this...
982
00:49:13,889 --> 00:49:15,933
entitled piece of shit
983
00:49:15,933 --> 00:49:17,601
from a little boy.
984
00:49:17,601 --> 00:49:20,229
I listened to him moan about his career.
985
00:49:20,229 --> 00:49:22,106
I cleaned cum
986
00:49:22,106 --> 00:49:24,483
out of too many goddamn holes
987
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,318
to count.
988
00:49:26,318 --> 00:49:28,237
But prison camps?
989
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:31,949
Go.
990
00:49:31,949 --> 00:49:34,201
We'll make it look like an accident.
991
00:49:34,201 --> 00:49:37,371
He always admired David Carradine.
992
00:49:37,371 --> 00:49:39,331
Thank you.
993
00:49:39,331 --> 00:49:42,209
♪ Meet you all the way...
994
00:49:42,209 --> 00:49:44,628
[Elijah] Zendaya.
995
00:49:44,628 --> 00:49:47,172
The safe word.
996
00:49:47,172 --> 00:49:48,841
It was "Zendaya."
997
00:49:48,841 --> 00:49:51,677
♪ Rosanna ♪
998
00:49:54,221 --> 00:49:55,806
[Mother's Milk] Heart attack, huh?
999
00:49:55,806 --> 00:49:57,641
How bad is it, Doc?
1000
00:49:57,641 --> 00:49:59,560
Not quite.
1001
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,019
Panic attack.
1002
00:50:01,019 --> 00:50:03,021
Folks mix it up all the time.
1003
00:50:03,021 --> 00:50:05,232
Consider this the universe's warning,
Mr. Milk.
1004
00:50:05,232 --> 00:50:07,568
Whatever you're doing, stop it.
1005
00:50:07,568 --> 00:50:09,737
Take some downtime now.
1006
00:50:09,737 --> 00:50:12,114
Before you really have a heart attack.
1007
00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:15,492
[phone chimes]
1008
00:50:20,664 --> 00:50:22,958
[sighs]
1009
00:50:33,177 --> 00:50:35,012
Ma'am.
1010
00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:38,098
I'm sorry, but I just don't think
your inmate wants to see you.
1011
00:50:50,819 --> 00:50:52,696
[somber music playing]
1012
00:50:52,696 --> 00:50:54,698
♪ ♪
1013
00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:14,092
[door closes]
1014
00:51:14,092 --> 00:51:15,928
[footfalls echo]
1015
00:51:17,262 --> 00:51:19,056
[Homelander] Where were you last night?
1016
00:51:21,183 --> 00:51:23,143
Starlight was at the mansion.
1017
00:51:25,562 --> 00:51:27,147
What?
1018
00:51:27,147 --> 00:51:28,774
I chased her outside,
1019
00:51:28,774 --> 00:51:30,776
but the bitch got away.
1020
00:51:33,487 --> 00:51:34,988
She did?
1021
00:51:37,032 --> 00:51:38,575
Tek-Knight's dead.
1022
00:51:41,787 --> 00:51:44,289
Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
1023
00:51:45,457 --> 00:51:46,542
- [scoffs]
- How do you think
1024
00:51:46,542 --> 00:51:48,085
they knew about the party?
1025
00:51:49,378 --> 00:51:51,672
Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
1026
00:51:51,672 --> 00:51:54,383
So either Sage was lyin' to you,
1027
00:51:54,383 --> 00:51:56,760
or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
1028
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,554
I mean, fuck.
1029
00:51:58,554 --> 00:52:00,556
I heard about her performance
last night, sir.
1030
00:52:00,556 --> 00:52:02,766
- I just want you to know that I would--
- So...
1031
00:52:02,766 --> 00:52:06,144
You're the one who let Starlight get away.
1032
00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:10,399
So how do I know that you're not the leak?
1033
00:52:12,067 --> 00:52:13,902
When you found me...
1034
00:52:13,902 --> 00:52:15,904
my podcast had...
1035
00:52:15,904 --> 00:52:18,073
I don't know, a couple hundred fans.
[chuckles softly]
1036
00:52:19,283 --> 00:52:21,410
You know, folks laughed.
1037
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:23,996
Now I'm the fucking anchor
1038
00:52:23,996 --> 00:52:26,957
at VNN.
1039
00:52:26,957 --> 00:52:29,042
With millions of followers.
1040
00:52:31,003 --> 00:52:33,505
And they ain't laughin' no more.
1041
00:52:33,505 --> 00:52:36,550
- I really don't care--
- Please! Just let me finish.
1042
00:52:38,051 --> 00:52:40,053
Now I have spent...
1043
00:52:41,138 --> 00:52:42,973
...my whole life
1044
00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:45,058
on the outside, looking in.
1045
00:52:47,269 --> 00:52:49,271
It was you...
1046
00:52:50,439 --> 00:52:52,566
...who threw that door open for me, sir.
1047
00:52:52,566 --> 00:52:54,651
You brought me in.
1048
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:57,779
God, you have given me...
1049
00:53:00,198 --> 00:53:01,825
...everything.
1050
00:53:03,577 --> 00:53:05,829
You...
1051
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:07,581
are everything
1052
00:53:07,581 --> 00:53:09,082
to me.
1053
00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:13,337
Uh...
1054
00:53:15,839 --> 00:53:17,841
What are you doing?
1055
00:53:19,009 --> 00:53:21,136
I am not sexually attracted to you.
1056
00:53:21,136 --> 00:53:22,804
No, this ain't about sex.
1057
00:53:22,804 --> 00:53:24,932
No, this?
1058
00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:28,727
This is about loyalty.
1059
00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:43,951
[Homelander moans]
1060
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,288
But you're not pregnant.
1061
00:53:48,288 --> 00:53:50,332
There's, um,
1062
00:53:50,332 --> 00:53:53,585
a long regimen of drugs a person can take
1063
00:53:53,585 --> 00:53:56,129
to make it happen.
1064
00:53:56,129 --> 00:53:58,382
It enlarges the heart
just a tiny little bit.
1065
00:54:04,054 --> 00:54:06,974
You did this for me?
1066
00:54:06,974 --> 00:54:09,226
I'd do anything for you.
1067
00:54:14,439 --> 00:54:16,233
Anything.
1068
00:54:20,821 --> 00:54:23,657
- That's my boy.
- [Homelander moans]
1069
00:54:24,950 --> 00:54:26,994
That's my good little boy.
1070
00:54:30,831 --> 00:54:32,833
Mm.
1071
00:54:33,917 --> 00:54:36,503
[Neuman] Anyone who owns
a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
1072
00:54:36,503 --> 00:54:38,880
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
1073
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,091
People are a labor force.
1074
00:54:41,091 --> 00:54:42,801
They need a kind but firm hand...
1075
00:54:42,801 --> 00:54:45,637
[Annie] Do you think
Vicky knows about the...
1076
00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:48,306
internment camps?
1077
00:54:48,306 --> 00:54:50,934
Christ. I knew shit was bad.
1078
00:54:50,934 --> 00:54:53,645
I just did not know how bad.
1079
00:54:53,645 --> 00:54:56,273
[Neuman] ...any regulation
or restriction whatsoever...
1080
00:54:56,273 --> 00:54:58,775
Ashley rubbed one out
while she tickled my feet.
1081
00:55:01,695 --> 00:55:03,488
She said so many horrible things.
1082
00:55:05,073 --> 00:55:07,034
Oh, my God. Hughie.
1083
00:55:07,034 --> 00:55:08,994
What else did she do to you?
1084
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:15,375
I'm not fine.
1085
00:55:17,419 --> 00:55:19,755
I'm really not fine.
1086
00:55:19,755 --> 00:55:22,132
I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad.
1087
00:55:22,132 --> 00:55:23,967
Oh, Hughie.
1088
00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:26,636
I'm so sorry. It's okay.
1089
00:55:26,636 --> 00:55:29,014
I'm so sorry.
1090
00:55:29,014 --> 00:55:31,683
[breathing shakily]
1091
00:55:35,062 --> 00:55:36,605
[wheels rolling]
1092
00:55:39,024 --> 00:55:42,277
[Kessler] Well, looky here.
Christmas came early, Sameer.
1093
00:55:43,779 --> 00:55:45,989
Nicked it off a French bloke.
1094
00:55:45,989 --> 00:55:48,700
Should be enough to get you started.
1095
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:50,035
[coughing]
1096
00:55:50,035 --> 00:55:51,536
I won't do it.
1097
00:55:51,536 --> 00:55:53,538
The fuck you won't.
1098
00:55:53,538 --> 00:55:55,624
Do what you want to me, but I ca--
1099
00:55:55,624 --> 00:55:57,209
I can't do this for you.
1100
00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:59,252
Listen.
1101
00:55:59,252 --> 00:56:00,587
One dose.
1102
00:56:00,587 --> 00:56:02,130
Strong enough to top Homelander.
1103
00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:04,341
And then you can go back
to what's her name.
1104
00:56:04,341 --> 00:56:06,593
And you don't got to see me no more.
1105
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:09,971
But this first.
1106
00:56:11,306 --> 00:56:12,682
You don't understand.
1107
00:56:12,682 --> 00:56:14,142
I can't.
1108
00:56:14,142 --> 00:56:16,520
It's what we realized in the lab.
1109
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,147
To make the virus strong enough
to kill Homelander
1110
00:56:19,147 --> 00:56:21,983
would evolve it into something unstable.
1111
00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:23,860
What do you mean, unstable?
1112
00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:25,320
Airborne.
1113
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,738
Highly contagious.
1114
00:56:26,738 --> 00:56:28,240
Super lethal.
1115
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:31,284
No one with Compound V
in their bloodstream would be safe.
1116
00:56:31,284 --> 00:56:33,578
A global fucking pandemic.
1117
00:56:33,578 --> 00:56:36,123
We're not just talking
about killing Homelander.
1118
00:56:36,123 --> 00:56:39,709
We're talking about killing
every Supe on earth.
1119
00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:43,255
That's Annie, Kimiko.
1120
00:56:43,255 --> 00:56:45,715
- Ryan.
- [Sameer] Vicky.
1121
00:56:45,715 --> 00:56:47,592
Zoe.
1122
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:52,222
I'm sorry.
1123
00:56:53,431 --> 00:56:55,976
But when they say shit's
falling into the wrong hands...
1124
00:56:58,019 --> 00:57:00,021
...they mean your hands.
1125
00:57:02,190 --> 00:57:04,317
[sniffles, whimpers]
1126
00:57:05,569 --> 00:57:08,363
[Kessler] This is beyond
our wildest dreams.
1127
00:57:08,363 --> 00:57:10,282
Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet.
1128
00:57:10,282 --> 00:57:12,659
We can wipe them all out.
1129
00:57:12,659 --> 00:57:16,037
[Becca] Billy,
you cannot go along with this.
1130
00:57:16,037 --> 00:57:18,165
Listen, mate, no one
1131
00:57:18,165 --> 00:57:20,000
ever said nothing about genocide.
1132
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,336
- Is that a fucking joke?
- He's insane.
1133
00:57:23,336 --> 00:57:25,672
[Kessler] Who was it that said,
"They all got to go"?
1134
00:57:25,672 --> 00:57:27,132
"Every fucking last one of 'em."
1135
00:57:27,132 --> 00:57:29,718
[Becca] He's talking about murder, Billy.
1136
00:57:29,718 --> 00:57:32,179
- Of thousands.
- Think how much better the world would be.
1137
00:57:32,179 --> 00:57:34,514
And a lot of them are innocent, okay?
I know you--
1138
00:57:34,514 --> 00:57:36,850
Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
1139
00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:42,439
Wait a minute... [stammers]
1140
00:57:44,107 --> 00:57:46,109
You can see her?
1141
00:57:55,493 --> 00:57:57,621
What the fuck's
that supposed to mean, you're me?
1142
00:57:59,414 --> 00:58:01,499
I mean, out of all the fucking people
1143
00:58:01,499 --> 00:58:05,212
that your festering fucked-up brain
could've conjured up,
1144
00:58:05,212 --> 00:58:07,255
you picked me.
1145
00:58:09,049 --> 00:58:11,301
The real Joe Kessler?
1146
00:58:11,301 --> 00:58:14,137
He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker.
1147
00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:15,555
You never dragged me out.
1148
00:58:15,555 --> 00:58:17,098
You left me to die.
1149
00:58:17,098 --> 00:58:19,851
I'll be back at the head of the table
in no time.
1150
00:58:20,894 --> 00:58:21,728
No.
1151
00:58:21,853 --> 00:58:23,897
We'll get Ryan's head clear,
and that's it.
1152
00:58:23,897 --> 00:58:25,482
Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite.
1153
00:58:25,482 --> 00:58:26,942
It's bloody freezing out here.
1154
00:58:26,942 --> 00:58:29,319
We'll patch you up right as rain.
1155
00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:33,448
No. No.
1156
00:58:33,448 --> 00:58:35,450
No, I'd remember that.
1157
00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:36,993
I'd fucking remember that.
1158
00:58:36,993 --> 00:58:38,870
[Kessler] Unless of course
you've got a big, old,
1159
00:58:38,870 --> 00:58:40,747
fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt.
1160
00:58:40,747 --> 00:58:43,625
Which is why you are
seeing me in the first place.
1161
00:58:46,795 --> 00:58:49,214
[Kessler] I killed Ezekiel for you.
1162
00:58:49,214 --> 00:58:51,841
I am inside of you.
1163
00:58:51,841 --> 00:58:53,885
I am you.
1164
00:58:53,885 --> 00:58:56,930
Which is why when I tell you
you want to do this,
1165
00:58:56,930 --> 00:58:59,140
I am literally telling you
1166
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:01,476
that you fucking want to do this.
1167
00:59:04,562 --> 00:59:06,982
So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.
1168
00:59:09,401 --> 00:59:11,403
Daddy's home.
1169
00:59:24,541 --> 00:59:26,459
[mysterious music playing]
1170
00:59:26,459 --> 00:59:28,545
♪ ♪
1171
00:59:58,575 --> 01:00:00,577
♪ ♪
1172
01:00:31,024 --> 01:00:33,026
♪ ♪
1173
01:01:03,014 --> 01:01:05,016
♪ ♪
1174
01:01:05,016 --> 01:01:10,016
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1175
01:01:05,016 --> 01:01:15,016
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