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PJ Flapps has looks for the night.

I'm a Flappanist.

To school.

I'm a Flappanist.

To war.

I'm a Flappanist!

PJ Flapps is a business managed by women 50 years ago.

Since I asked for the money to my father and he gave it to me.

And to show our appreciation To our loyal customers,

It's time for our semi-annual CUFU promotion.

Didn't you mean "CUGU", mom?

No, Michelle! 13 00:00:37,003 -> 00:00:39,272

If you have a working credit card,

come visit us in our beautiful store in the city center.

If you're broke,

but you want to look many stranded products,

visit our Flapps Sem Valor outlet.

So take your mother and come be Flappanists together.

This week only.

Your chest does This outfit looks cheap.

At least wear black!

DNA can be made. No surrogacy.

Mother with two daughtersmust indicate preferred.

Mestizos will be questioned,

and stepmothers must show marriage certificate.

Annie, CUFU time.

But get your certificate. You won't believe we're related!

I really need something brown to wear at the manatee benefit event.

Aren't manatees extinct?

I thought the oil companies they had killed everyone.

No. They only kidnapped them for money.

I'm not as crazy as I used to be

Some of my demons left 35 00:01:31,658 -> 00:01:34,494

I'm not so out of place anymore

And I'm coming home

It's already taken too long to get back what's mine

And I can't remember Why did I leave?

But it seems that now maybe I can stay

Was it good?

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Well done, Peter.

Why do we put up "do not touch" signs in the gonads of European men?

To discourage pervertsto play with their genitals.

I'm going to put on my purity blindfold and look there.

DON'T SEE PNISIS

My goodness!

This will take a while.

Goat, bring Baba's protein bar.

My God!

Is that...? What is this?

For more than thirty years, I protect Peter from seeing a penis.

Now you spoil it. It's ruined!

Why is he using a skin, babushka?

It feels so comfortable and complete.

You know, the penis is born with a cape. 58 00:02:43,363 -> 00:02:46,099

Goat too. Good promotion MUBU.

Boy One, Goat One.

What? I was born with skin?!

That explains everything!

I always felt that something was missing!

That's why I can't bury in basketball, eating wings in public

or have a girlfriend!

It's a piece of skin, not a magic wand.

There's a lot to process!

I'm glad my friends are coming here today.

Baba, you can do it that cute pretzel I like?

But don't enter the room!

WORTHLESS FLAPPS 72 00:03:19,866 -> 00:03:21,301

I don't understand. Where are the pockets?

Annie, I know you want to go straight for the fat ones

and get a tent fabric dress for your sea cow party,

but this promotion is about replacing your personal identity for mine.

You have to try this one!

How about this one?

No. How big are your lips?

Full?

Find clothes that flatter you Your genitals will take a lot of work.

Get lost so I can focus.

PUBERTY HAS ARRIVEDAND YOUR BODY FEELS WEIRD!

I'm going to the session "Young People Trying to Understand Body Shape".

Its shape is avocado, cutie!

Annie, look what I found to use at the event.

Babygirl! Hey!

How cool of you and your mother have the same style.

This year it has to be like this.

Must be some crazy person's idea to unite mothers and daughters.

The same outfit?

What if your belly droops?

I wanted a boy!

Did you choose this out of irony?

That can't be true.

The clothes don't haveIt has to be the same size, right?

What kind of monster thought of that?

Let the game begin!

How come the two of us Can we wear the same clothes?

Stop insulting my appearance.

My counselor says that I need to stop agreeing

with psychological torture just to spend time with you.

What is this?

That's weird!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Orange juice, male.

Fruit punch, feminine.

Toast, masculine.

Sorry to interrupt, Sal.

I respect your classification of foods, But I need to get this off my chest.

Do you know that every Tuesday It's Women's Day at 9-11, right?

I asked my manager: "How about a Men's Day on Thursday?"

But she told me: "Don't be stupid, Kirk."

And you can guess how I felt about it.

- Disrespected! - Disrespected!

Do you want to talk now, Pete? It looks like he's upset.

Okay, Pete. Seems more disrespected than usual.

With all respect.

Dear brothers, today I discovered

what a very valuable thingwas stolen from me.

And by none other than than my own mother!

Baba bring pizza dough and apple puree.

No girls here, Baba!

Haven't you taken enough from me?!

He's sad because I had him circumcised.

Also circumcised goat and Bode is not angry with Baba.

- Disrespected! - Disrespected!

- So yeah. - Hey, Pete.

Have you ever heard of of the Foreword Reconnection Movement?

What MRP?

What is this?

It's something very common. It happens almost every day, every time.

It is a procedurebetter known than you think.

You can find a donor and get a transplant.

And it has great removable options at the Institute of Phylic Reconnection.

I got a snakeskin one. Want to see?

Our!

It was the same to a rattlesnake's rattle.

It also sounds like one.

Respect!

I am Juggsaw.

Welcome to my game.

Semi-annually,

teenage daughters come It's CUFU promotion with your mothers,

completely terrified!

Mothers must accept their daughtersas they really are.

The situation is worse than I thought.

So Juggsaw is here to give mothers a choice.

Give value to your daughters...

or die!

Trophy, to escape with your life,

you must win three games.

Each one requires a different base of psychological well-being.

Communication

compassion

and commitment.

Maybe that's not so bad.

These words are really the basis of a healthy relationship. 159

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

PHILIC RECONNECTION INSTITUTE

Hi, I'm Dr. Harrison Whammy.

If you're seeing this,

you've probably been stripped naked involuntarily in childhood.

Peter? What are you doing there?

Why locked door?

Not now, Baba!

His foreskin was a sacred treasure, given to you by the divine,

but his sacred mantle was cut without his consent.

Yes, exactly!

I need to change the sheets, Harrison. 172 00:07:45,131 -> 00:07:46,131

Leave me in peace!

Pete, why are you so sad about the foreskin?

When I was a baby, I thought I would like of a beautiful American penis.

You don't understand, Baba.

My foreskin was part of me.

When I close my eyes,

I can hear the ghost of my skin crying

on some boulevard of failed dreams far away.

Listening. Can you hear?

Being Baba's ambient sound CD.

"King Size Bed Sheet Drying on the Line During a Hurricane".

I can increase it if you want. 185 00:08:15,161 -> 00:08:17,163

I'm going to see Dr. Whammy!

It's good, it's good! We do not pay retail price.

Baba meet a guy.

What?

Quick! Use your powers to get us out of here!

It doesn't work. I left my crotch beetles at home.

They make me a size and a half bigger.

When it comes to communication,

women are the superior gender.

But mothers transform this gift

in a pain manipulating instrument!

Trophy, I saw his manipulation and violence 198

Spoken like a true critic without children!

Just wait until you have a daughter, Jeguesaw!

Every time you can a manipulative response,

you will take gas until you lose consciousness.

What the fuck is this?

Communication or death!

Make your choice.

Annie, describe the last time

that your mother wanted to shake your peaceful soul.

Well, I think it was in the locker room,

when she said I looked likean air conditioning unit.

At least I'm honest. Do you want me to lie to you?

Keep going, Annie.

Or when she asked which pants she hid a pizza box ass.

Or when she said that I should stuff my bra

to disguise my personality of bathroom curtain.

Or when I tasted a dress I liked,

and she covered her eyes and screamed: "My God! That's my 9/11!"

I already know what that is.

Juggsaw wants to teach you accepting a joke, Annie! 219

I? It was you who started it.

What? Not this one! I started?

This isn't my fault.

Can you stop talking? It looks like you're going to faint soon!

Stop being so dramatic.

No! Mom!

What did you do?

Oh, Annie! Your mother tried who prefers to die

taking responsibility for the pain he caused you.

I know it's hard to accept, but, over time,

your mind will heal.

- What?! - Annie, stop squeezing me. 232

- You're fine! - What do you mean?

But... How is that possible?

You just died.

- I didn't die. - Yes, he died.

Who's trying to manipulate who now, Dona Peitinho?

- Stop it! - I'm not doing anything.

Silence!

I didn't use one of those since that prayer meeting.

Mom liked it.

But you won't like the second challenge.

He is sure?

Quiet! Shut up!

INTERVAL 246 00:11:22,515 -> 00:11:24,383

This place will be the same like making a teddy bear, but for a penis.

Baba, hello!

Peter, that being Vladislav.

You probably don't remember, but he takes away his foreskin.

Can you get him now? I want him back, sir!

It's been a long time.

But we will find a replacement, better than original.

Come come!

What style of foreskin Would you like it today, Peter?

Is there anything that looks like a Japanese car?

Clear.

On a scale from extra-extra-small to boa constrictor, 259

slightly below average, right?

He's good!

Right. First, we take the base of the foreskin,

then we customize to fit your personality.

Accessories, earrings, tattoos...

Don't force a sale, Vlad.

Peter, what do you think of this one?

It tastes like pumpkin pie.

I already feel so intact!

This is too much!

No, no! This ugly being!

It looks used, like a dog had taken it from a man.

Baba, let the boy choose for himself.

Peter, which one catches your attention?Maybe the talking foreskin?

Choose me!

Do you have this one with glitter?

Two of those... No, the biggest one in the back.

That's my face!

We have your character favorite Disney character, your team...

You're a Libra, right?

Ready. Did you like it?

It's perfect!

Give me a break! Who do you think you are?

Henry Kissinger?

Timoth�e Chalamet?

Try again.

It's better to obey her if we want to get out of here!

Stop whining and laugh at this necklace.

You have sharp teeth, don't you?

Game time! 290 00:13:09,955 -> 00:13:12,958

narcissistic mothers force their daughters

fit your standards.

For the second test, Annie,

It's your turn to finally be the focus.

For the next ten minutes,

Trophy will actively listen to you

and will prioritize your needs!

COMPASSION

Every time the Trophy changes the conversation for her,

the collar around her neck it will get tighter.

Get started! 302 00:13:51,030 -> 00:13:53,799

Shut up! Shut up!

Basically my biggest source of animal protein comes from fish.

Hey, Jug, can you send that gas again?

The benefits of eating salmon twice a week

proved to be essential...

Tighter!

No. How about that beautiful foreskin? made of branches?

You can put some eyes on it.

No, it's definitely this one.

Never had so sure of one thing in life.

I'll take this!

Pete, it's mom's worktell the truth in the worst possible way.

You won't realize of this scandalous foreskin.

So how come you didn't give?

How about that one over there?

It is made of carpet.

How can I feel like a man,

if you don't even let me choose a suit for the head of my penis?

Seriously!

Why are you so angry?

It feels like sand coming in in imaginary foreskin.

Baba, when it comes to foreskin,

men either want increase sexual pleasure,

or the mother's unconditional approval. 327 00:15:00,466 -> 00:15:03,002

and he achieves both.

No!

And that's why �mega 3 It's a triple help.

Did you understand? Three.

- Triple. - I've had threesome sex on a boat.

Speaking of threesomes,

the star of Californication, David Duchovny is also a pescatarian.

You are...

so boring!

Juggsaw, stop!

She's not pretending out of rudeness,

she really lost awareness of danger!

Finally!

She held up longer than I expected. 342 00:15:41,774 -> 00:15:43,809

Finally you can focus in you and not...

Hey.

A guy once told me that I was so good

who could be the hot waitress in a restaurant commercial.

What do you think about this?

- How is she still alive? - She's undead.

It would have been nice to have warned you in advance.

I understand your problem with my mother, but she will never change,

and I'm already getting hungry.

Quiet there, young lady!

If your mother can't die, 354 00:16:13,539 -> 00:16:17,943

ICE CREAM BALANCES THE FRUIT

Hey, Mr. Sad Penis.

Don't be an excuse,

but Baba knows what milkshake makes you feel better.

And you asked me, right?

He didn't even ask me which one I wanted.

It has a sweet cream flavor.

Warm.

All good! It's exactly what I wanted!

Wait one moment!

It's the foreskin I wanted!

Baba, you bought it for me

and hid it in the milkshake like a surprise!

Baba thinks that making a big mistake, 369 00:16:56,749 -> 00:16:59,184

Thank you Baba! I loved!

It's good, it's good! Baba also love.

Go, put it on before the ants get him.

Why these horrible clothes?

Haven't I suffered enough?

Annie, take off those horrible clothes.

You look like a hippie.

That's my outfit. I use it practically every day.

I know!

The final challenge is about compromise.

Oh my!

Annie, you are so desperate for your mother's love and attention 382

I left it with you a variety of contemporary styles.

If you can agree with the same clothes,

you can leave here unharmed.

Great. I will choose so we can get out of here soon, okay, mom?

However, every time Trophy makes a negative comment,

that door will open a few centimeters.

When you open it enough for you to pass, Annie,

I'll let you go out alone, 391 00:18:08,487 -> 00:18:13,292

We already understand!

Get started!

Okay, Annie. Take those shorts, but it only touches the hanger.

I don't want you to stay smelling like ketchup.

Annie, why is it always you Who has to give in?

Do you really want to wear these shorts?

Annie, he'll leave you looking a roadside prostitute!

I thought you wanted raise some funds, silly!

Wants to know? Juggsaw is right. 401 00:18:42,855 -> 00:18:45,157

I deserve to feel comfortable.

Your sweat glands they are too active for that.

That's right, Annie! This!

Tell your mother What do you think of these shorts,

and then leave her behind, forever.

This outfit has nothing to do with me!

Goodbye, mother!

You know your bones are too big to pass through.

You have to be a PP mannequin to get through.

Can you open the door just a little more?

Try to flatten your belly. 413 00:19:12,851 -> 00:19:14,486

You said everyone would use it Grandma's clothes from the Old Country!

Dress for the job you want, not for the work you have to do.

Baba, please!

Can't I swim in underwear?

Why swim in panties If I buy such beautiful swimwear?

It covers everything shameful about you.

Nothing now!

Directly from the catwalk.

You'll look like a model at school.

It has nothing to do with me, mom!

I want to be felt up in short clothes!

You will use this and you will like it! 426 00:19:56,528 -> 00:19:57,663

Let's try...

that brown Catholic robe who liked it.

Really? It's good! Do you really think it will be good?

It's your face.

Is it working? Are you understanding each other?

My experimental therapy worked!

You agreed! I'm a genius!

Just because my mother can't die!

Otherwise, you would have killed her in the first round.

I knew I had a vocation to be a psychotherapist.

More like a "psycho" than a "therapist", If you want my opinion. 438

Stop minimizing my achievement!

They even look like my mother!

You two can go.

And you can use the CUFU discount!

Please pay at the cashier upon exit.

Is it your breasts?

How harsh!

I really did it.

Michelle?

One second!

One second, mom!

Michelle, what are you doing there?

I'm just working a little. I'm playing the boss.

Not Juggsaw again!

Michelle, you promised.

But surveillance therapy ismy true passion.

Why don't you understand that selling clothes Doesn't it have anything to do with me?

Michelle, this is not up for discussion.

If you're not going to let me be a therapist,

I can at least take care from the concept store in the center?

I have a horror of poor people.

Michelle, we've already talked about this.

Your body says Oktoberfest, not high fashion.

Furthermore, for me to consider promote you from place,

you have to stay there for at least two years...

- No deaths. - No deaths. 465

WORTHLESS FLAPPS

Look! It's Baba and Pete.

Cool clothes, girls!

I also have a little new thing!

Does this cover have LED light?

How lucky!

This technique will leave you looking two kilos heavier.

Where are the sleeves?

You were robbed.

Very ugly clothes.

Will return it. We wait here.

Okay, Baba.

I want my foreskin back

I want my foreskin back

Yes, I want my foreskin back 481 00:22:26,144 -> 00:22:28,880

I want

My foreskin back

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