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BIGGEST SUPPLIER FROM FLORIDA HOLOGRAM TEACHERS

Attention, Edu-Mart educators.

Due to current legislation, please review the list of recently banned words

and note that "fajitas" must now be pronounced like "fadjitas".

- What?! - Furthermore,

your health plan will no longer cover cult extraction or SSRI.

- No! - Like this?!

I don't know if you can still call what we do teaching.

At least we still have Free chips for lunch, right? 10

Can we do this?

Fellow holo-educators!

The time has come to fight against these inhumane working conditions!

- That's it! - No more shock collars!

No more getting paid in coupons!

No more raisins in the food machine!

- Strike! Strike! - Strike! Strike!

I'm not as crazy as I used to be

Some of my demons left

And they left me free to find a quiet space 21

And I'm coming home

It's already taken too long to get back what's mine

And I can't remember Why did I leave?

But it seems that now maybe I can stay

Was it good?

WEAPONS

- Why did you stop? - Be serious!

Officer Monotonee, I got three more!

Hands back.

You were summoned by the Dept. of Fort Gator Education.

Are we going to jail?

No, for high school.You are teachers now.

High school? Take me to jail!

Alright, rabble, squeeze in there with these parents and legal guardians.

I'm going to run away.

Live the...

Here, bite this apple, professor.

It will stop you from swallowing your tongue.

PARENTS, YOU ARE FUCKING! (FORCED BY A CALL TO TEACH)

Hi, kids! This is the new teacher of Sexual Education!

- Mom? - Very good.

Let's get this over with.

Which is also a sexual skillvery essential.

So, what do they teach here?

Total abstinence? Abstinence with ass?

Can I teach a class about the "Catholic pass",

but I also don't want to move with no secular mandate.

You don't need to really teach. It's a video discipline.

PRESENTED BY THE EDUCATION COUNCIL FROM FORT GATOR

WELCOME TO SEX SCHOOL

Look at these sex nerds!

I bet they never had sex.

�, I bet they don't even know how amazing sex can be 55

What?! We've already had sex, yes. Isn't it?

Yes, I read about sex in the newspaper and then we had sex.

So prove it, sex nerd!

Stop! Hello, I'm a doctor.

And what you're seeing is a medical thing called sexual pressure.

In fact, the desire to have sex is always caused by bullying,

whether by colleagues or by hormones.

Sex is dangerous and sometimes it can be fatal.

Has anyone asked for herpes?

Curiosity:There are more than one hundred types of HPV.

Imagine how many they could have on your tongue piercing.

What a boring thing!

It looks like this class was made to scare you

and to forget that sex It can be really good sometimes.

At least they taught the basics, right?

- They didn't teach. - What are the basics?

I wish!

I'm the teacher now. Ask anything.

How do you do a 69?

Don't do it. It's like working on vacation. Next.

I can go out? I am asexual.

Me too. I don't give a damn about that.

Stay there, young lady. He speaks.

If God looks at me even when I masturbate,

Should I report God to the police?

You are still a virgin have sex in the metaverse?

Do you really need authorization? to touch a chest?

Who is Jim Carrey?

Guys, I think we are getting off topic here.

How about a little more education and a little less sex?

But, Annie, your mother is like the Dalai Lama of sex.

I really am, aren't I?

"What turns me on?"

And, if it's a video, tag me.

Now, does anyone have a banana?

For the rest of the class, I can show you how to give a blowjob

and eat a banana at the same time.

Pay attention, Annie.

This will be tested.

You're not teaching me how to drive, He's just using me as a chauffeur.

We have already delivered ashes and we took your bras to be sewn.

And you're not driving?

At least it says what these signs are!

DRIVING SCHOOL

Hey, hat! It's your turn.

I HATE CARS

As Jean Luc-Godard once said: "It won't happen."

I'm writing my memories about the trauma of driving...

The book is gone, boy.

Baba has a big house and garden to take care of. Get in soon!

No...

I could still suffer three more concussions before you can no longer drive.

A question, Does the smaller pedal stop or move?

Your beret is crooked in a sensual way today, Phineas. 113

Shouldn't you be braiding it?

It's not fair! There must be something.

He can teach Rural Science.

Let's release the animals on the highway and cancel the class,

but this is easier.

Three, two, one!

Life is boring But so is death

My parents were arrested with meth

They have problems, it's not my fault

Excuse me. Hello, young people!

I'm your new teacher, Mr. Fantasy.

My pronouns are, As our dumb friend would say, 126

How wonderful.

Mr. Anderson left we rehearse here.

And one, two, three, four...

Calm down, students. This is the new Rural Science course.

I don't know exactly what "science" is,

but this animal here is a horse.

That other one is a swine!

Right.

It's just a less fancy word for pig.

- What is a pig? - Really?

Let the work begin!

Where are you from?

- Connecticut. - Of course!

New England. Very well then.

This is a pig.

I'll speak more slowly.

This is a cow.

It looks like a pig, but the milk is not that sweet.

And that's the sexy cow.

You can see it by the hair.

I don't disagree.

But we call the sexy cows of horses.

Wait a minute... I thought I said that that was a horse!

Clarity! Come on, man!

Dude, you really are qualified to teach this class?

Is that a horse?

We are designed in Orlando!

And one, two, three, four!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Baba already taught me everything I need to know.

I also took that class.

Pleasure is for the weak, and how to do it lubricant with goat's milk.

Baba understands so much about sexuality.

And rural animals.

We are very lucky.

It saw? I'm great.

You can't turn a blind eye and give me a good grade?

Sorry, Annie.

I have to pick on you more so they don't think I have favorites. 168

Even if I had, you wouldn't be one of them.

But if it helps,

I posted a link on Google Classroom with my lightest sexual fantasies

as a help for late students like you.

- You could be fired for that, you know? - They don't fire teachers, Annie!

I think Baba took driving lessons. It's the worst subject really.

What is this? Save dinner suggestions for yourself.

Unless you cook.

No, Baba. I'm getting readyto my class.

I didn't expect the article to be so challenging.

Or the students.

I also have a problem student.

Arrogant young man with ironic hat who refuses to drive.

At least one of us is doing well. Sex education is my calling.

In my time, sex education was to do

the chastity belt itself with copper kettle.

REMINDER: IF YOU TAKE A CLASS IN A ROBE, HE MUST COVER HIS KNEES

So I thought who was watching porn, 187

a video of someone making pasta slowly.

That said, I got there.

Are you okay with that?

Of course, I'm not against pasta. Find what gives you pleasure.

And now I hope my daughter have found something

that she did her shell cracks. Annie?

- It's better not to. - Come here now!

I've been thinking that I like being kissed.

On the forehead.

Poor thing!

She never had a grandfather.

Annie, how is your puritanism? discouraging the class,

I organized somethingto give you a little extra help.

Meryl!

- Hey. - Will you be my tutor?

Not ready for what I have to teach.

Her bus arrived.

Bus to where? Don't send me to sex prison!

If I had a ticket to sex prison,

I wouldn't waste it on you.

Come, let's go!

Well done, class.

This is a little game I made one day she was bored.

I'm proud to be able to use it for educational purposes.

Will soon!

Okay, okay.

What could be the problem?

Driving doesn't hurt them. They like it!

It's... complicated.

Okay, Baba drives.

You won't be like the boys here.

Why do you take driving lessons? If you don't want to drive?

I was accepted at the Sorbonne.

And the only thing stopping me Pass the driving test.

But I hate cars!

And this city, and everyone in it.

Hatred can take you far.

Just like cars.

What do you know about hate?

Baba knows what it's like to despise where you were born.

Escape from the Ancient Countrywith a dream of a better life.

Here, I find the sun, no income tax,

have gum with bad taste on purpose,

and population dying at a rapid rate.

My dream comes true!

For you, it's France. Where they wear hats that don't cover the sun.

Finally someone here who understands me!

Please tell me, Why am I so afraid of cars?

You shouldn't be afraid of cars.

You should fear this here.

Now put your hand on the steering wheel, as if it were a woman's delicate shoulder. 240

Honk if you love capitalism!

THE CAR CZAR

I can't! Take me home, please.

Of course, let's take it easy.

Next time, we'll go deeper.

With the car!

USED ​​CARS

What's up, Rural Science students?

Today we will talk about farm animals.

They have tails, we don't.

Why can only they have fun?

ANARCHY

What a disgrace! Someone tagged the dog.

But it wasn't us. We are conformists.

This is the worst versionof The Girl and the Pig that I've seen.

Who was the animal that did this?

We are all animals.

Mr. Anderson taught us this.

What if the horse did this to himself?

And how would a pig know What does anarchy mean?

Do you know what it means?

It looks like a delicious Peruvian soup.

Let's see...

"State of disorder thanks to the lack of authority."

It's cool, I already understand what is happening.

I was going to give it to you several popsicles with animal jokes

with funny endingshidden in the stick.

But I won't give it anymore!

- What comedy! - Do you really think they want chaos?

Put the ball down, man!

Do they really think they can handle it? a lawless disorder?

How is it, bully? Speak again!

Oops! That's the signal, Mr. Fantasy.

Can we see ducks tomorrow?

Bye, professor.

I'm sorry you saw this.

Mainly you.

PIERCING OF THE TERUS

Welcome to Erica's Erotic Emporium.

You must be Annie!

Trophy told me everything about these potato breasts 282

You can put a price on these dildos while we talk about sex.

So, what's yours?

Are you confused? Wondering? Are you Catholic?

I would say interested, but my mother is a depraved,

and I don't want to talk to her about my love life.

Okay, Miss. Right. I have just the thing.

WHAT IS MINE?

This new smart stimulator is like the Harry Potter hat from Taras.

The algorithms will understand you quickly.

Don't worry, darling.

You can keep your clothes on if you want.

Welcome, Annie Fantasy.

Think of me like your virtual big sister.

I'm here to detect what turns you on.

I'll stop you right there.

It's like with my mother giving sex lessons

and wanting to screw me,

and sex toys Erica's scary...

Erica. That's it!

- Not that one. - What's up, young lady?

Need help to adjust your diaphragm? 305

How can a girl run away of old women who like sex?

Our! Big house!

This tacky monstrosity is what should I call home.

See why I'm suffocating here?

I don't know. Baba thinks she is discreet and stylish.

What's up, my idiot son Did you finally get your license or not?

Ivan! Now I understand.

Your car czar father.

Not yet, Your Majesty. Boy still learning.

Not being ready. Intimidated.

Listen here, grandma.

They are here waiting for him.

This could all be his,

if he becomes a man and pass the driving test, capisce?

If you like cars so much, I should have married one!

Who knows, mom wouldn't have thrown from the roof! I hate you!

It looks like someone went to eat at the pentelhos restaurant

and made daddy pay the bill.

Isn't that right, Junior?

Tsar, sir, even son who runs away with great disappointment

ends up coming backfor family business one hour.

Trust me.

Just like Franz Kafka and Britney Spears,

will use hate for your father to overcome fear!

Many people have full lives without sexual pleasure, right?

Nuns, neutered dogs, Peter Pan, women...

No talking about sex and vagrancy.

Either go in or get a boyfriend, girl.

It's a beautiful globe, isn't it?

I liked it, but I don't know if I am sexually attracted to him.

I think you came to the wrong store, young lady.

He must be looking for Erica.

You know, it's for school.

It seems like a bad school.

Yes. Can I stay here until the bus returns?

I loved your store. Platonically, of course.

If you're trying to control your carnal desires,

the Victorians were the best!

At the time, even the legs of this table would be considered too explicit.

Nice tare, huh?

I have the biggest porn collection of the Victorian Era at Fort Gator.

Don't be in a hurry.

Never heard of Pip Pantomime?

He stole many hearts in the Golden Age.

His gentleness made the girls faint.

Annie!

Joey?

Mr. Kim, he looks like a boy that I loved and never saw again

because my mother played it in a garbage collector.

I already understand who I love and what I want to do with it.

Thank you, Mr. Kim.

Another future female leader masturbating in my bathroom.

That's why I got into this business, to start the conversation. 362

Thank you very much for believing in me!

Hatred can make a boy do things as many crazy things as love.

Baba, have you ever loved anyone?

Who knows?

- Oh my! - Sorry, Baba.

By leaning on my hate, I ended up releasing my potential.

I don't know if I should go give it punch my father in the face

or paint a portrait of him.

- Can I? - Paint the good side.

Baba, come to Paris with me.

Let's go after my test tomorrow.

We can hate things together.

In French.

I don't know. I can create something related to confectionery.

Or start a new cryptocurrency.

Or create ads for the pharmaceutical industry.

- I need a muse! - Only find the student you hate the most

and be better than him what he loves!

Let revenge fuel success.

Like gasoline in a car.

You are so smart!

And so fallen.

Come with me!

I bet they found it that I was a chicken to come back here.

Just so you know, I said chicken in a good way, 389

I'm the coolest teacher this school has ever seen!

Wait... Big Mac?

Is this capitalism? Irony? Monarchy? What?

It's more like semiotics, I think.

Poor horse!

Hadn't I said it was a sheep? You liar!

I spoke?

- What a fool! - Dude, we were just kidding.

Stop being so silly. My God, is it a padlock?

You catfish heads!

Today's class is about B.O.D.E.

The omnipresent good guy, dedicated and smart. And this is me! 402

Respect! RESPECT!

- Our! - Why does the sheep hate the teacher?

Poor foolish man!

So, Shelly, if I wanted to have sex,

what should I answer for your father's friend?

Annie! Welcome back!

I hope you finally found something take you to the bathroom.

The cool way. Isn't it, girls?

I did find something which drives my mini-Annie crazy.

And I also realized that it's better I don't tell you who or what excites me, 413

That's my business. And he's doing well, by the way.

That's it, Annie! We love to see women's businesses succeeding!

Stop being moralistic, Annie.

Speak, or you will repeat this subject.

So I repeat.

It seems like I get excited too with integrity.

Hi guys, I'm back!

After much negotiation, management spoke

that if we didn't agree with their demands,

we would have to go back teaching in person.

So the strike is over!

I'd rather teach sex than practice it!

Plus, kids love me!

You scare me.

Get lost, pervert!

It's strange to talk about sex with children without being paid for it.

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Goat, take the suitcase.

If I won a portrait without a bra of every young iconoclast

who falls in love with Baba at the first sign of guidance...

I would have 15 portraits without a bra.

I'm sorry I didn't protect you.

I don't think I'm a very good teacher.

It is me!

So they agree that I'm the goat!

And they know who the goat is!

What are you still doing here at school? The strike is over!

I'm making a difference.

Great. Now clean them before the toxins in the paint reach

in their brain and they start talking.

Don't tell me Who has never watched Dr. Dolittle?!

It's about brain damage!

Baba, I passed!

I got my license! Paris awaits us!

She even taught a goat driving beautifully. 451

you kiss well,

but Baba won't let go of everything to go to Paris with you.

A lot of people have idiot parents,

but we can move away from them and become something fantastic,

like a flower that grows in a pile of manure.

Now, you're going to waste time. Graduates from college.

You'll see what car deal would be better

than having to find a way to support yourself.

Hatred goes away like love, unfortunately." 461

- You are "stupid". - No!

Stupid!

Wrap your heart, cutie

I'll leave it in the preserve with the others

I need your love

How I need a hole by my side

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