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At ease, men.
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Ugh.
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I've got some good news
and some bad news!
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The bad news is
I have to let one of you go...
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...Tyler.
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You're fired.
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What?! Huh?!
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You fire Tyler, you fire me too!
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It's fine, Charlie.
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I-I love you, brother.
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Let's grab some drinks
after work man,
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I love you, I'll text you.
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And the GOOD news
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I'm going to Spamtopia
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to buy a RARE Magical Jewel
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that I found on the internet!
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That rocks, dude.
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What NOT rocks is the guy
selling it speaks Spamish
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and I don't speak a lick
of that whacky language!
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Did you say Spanish?
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No, no.
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Spa-M-ish. With an M.
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- Different language.
- Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I know. I thought
he said Spanish too.
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Oh, I speak a little Spamish!
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Oh great!
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You can be my little
translator, Pim!
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Lets gooo!
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What?
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Huh--huh?
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Alright guys,
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I'm gonna need you
to look after my
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18 year old son Jason for me
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until I get back.
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Ugh...ugh.
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He's super low maintenance
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but if he needs something,
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he'll let ya knooooow!
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Is it supposed to be doing that?
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Yeah, it's like
his whole schtick.
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Hmm.
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Alright.
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Like the Boss said, man.
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I'm sure if he needs something
he'll let us know.
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You know it's weird,
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we don't really hang out
one on one much do we.
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Yeah, yeah it's definitely
been a while.
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Um,
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I don't know if you remember
this or not but,
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the last time
we hung out like
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you and I,
you actually sucked on my nose.
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So.
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What?
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I don't remember doing that.
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- Yeah, you, yeah--
- Sucking your nose?
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Yup, yeah you absolutely did.
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It was the day with all the
Desmond and the Bliblie stuff.
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Like, it was pretty recently,
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it wasn't that long
ago but
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yeah, you suc-- you
went for my nose.
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You got excited
and you sucked on it.
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And um, you got it.
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- And I wasn't--
- I-
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I just want you to know that
I wasn't cool with that at all.
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I-- Sure, I-I honestly don't
remember doing that but--
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It was recent.
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Well, yeah, if I did, I'm sorry,
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I just don't remember
doing that but
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it sounded like
it really bothered you.
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It did-It did bother me
but hey, dude, look.
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That's why I'm
bringing it up now,
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like just so we can hash it out
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like its so we can,
we can hang out more.
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- You know what I mean?
- Sure, yeah, I mean.
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I just, I just don't remember.
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Yeah, well it happened.
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What happened?
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I don't, I don't know...
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So Pim,
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how'd you learn an obscure
language like Spamish anyway?
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Oh I had a penpal from Spamtopia
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named Oscar when I was a kid!
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I've never actually
conversed with someone
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from Spamtopia in person though.
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Yeah, the only thing
I know about these guys
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is that they're super
strict about some silly rules.
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Seems like a pretty
primitive culture to me.
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Aw! That was nice!
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Why can't we look anyone
in the eyes though?
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I don't know.
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But I don't wanna
to be here long.
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There's gotta be like an Epi-pen
or something in here!
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What is this?
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“My Manifesto, by ‘The Boss' ”.
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Charlie, there's nothing
we can do.
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No! Allan it's alright.
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I-I learned a little bit of CPR
from the Mr. Frog CPR special.
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Charlie, it's not working, stop.
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He's almost there.
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Yeah, alright.
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Uh, yeah. He's dead.
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Yeah. I already told you that.
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Oh, this place looks fun!
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Stay focused, Pim.
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We're just here to meet
a guy named Mr. Jester
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and buy the magical red jewel.
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Let's make this quick.
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How do we know
which one's Mr. Jester?
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He's probably the guy over
there with the giant jester hat.
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Alright Pim, just remember
the creepy song.
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Don't look him in the eyes.
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I do the talking,
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you do the translating.
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A'ight?
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Okay.
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Shouldn't be too hard.
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Hello, Mr. Jester.
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Pleased to finally
meet you in person.
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D'yo--what's your, um,
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what kind of lagers
do you have?
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Is she-is she gonna come back?
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I wanted a water.
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Uh, Mr. Jester is saying
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he has the magical red jewel
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and he's asking
if we have the money.
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Yerp.
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Pim, what did he say?
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Uh,
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I don't know, sorry.
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Pim, tell him
to bring out the jewel.
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Uh...
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DID YOU JUST LOOK INTO MY EYE?!
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Yes.
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That was bad.
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Alright that looks...
pretty good.
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I-I can't tell the difference.
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That looks nothing
like the other thing,
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the Boss will
never believe this.
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C'mon, don't be so negative.
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Alright Glep,
this is very important.
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The Boss used to
breastfeed his son every day,
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so all you gotta do is that
for the rest of your life-
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Great idea, Charlie.
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At least I'm trying to
think of stuff man!
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Well, maybe if
you weren't talking
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my damn ear off,
we would have noticed
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something was wrong
with him in the first place.
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Whoa, whoa! This is
not my fault, dude!
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You were that was on the phone
the whole time
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and you were not paying
attention at any point.
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Fuck you!
I was checking work emails,
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you yellow son of a bitch.
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You killed the baby, Allan.
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He's not a baby!
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He's 18, and YOU killed him!
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No, YOU killed him!
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You killed him!
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- You killed the baby!
- You killed the baby!
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No,
you killed the baby!
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You killed the baby, Allan!
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For the crime of looking
in my eye,
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I sentence you to...
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DEATH!
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AAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Mr Boss. If we're gonna die,
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I just wanna say
I'm so sorry
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for looking at the eye,
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I couldn't help it!
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Pim,
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Calm down.
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I have a solution.
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Go on, take it, Pim.
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What is it?
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Cyanide.
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It's our only way out.
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Take the GOD DAMN pill, Pim!
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For the crime of looking
in my eye, I--
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Wait! Before you kill us,
can we at least speak
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to the leader of this
wonderful country?!
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay. I tried.
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Eek!
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Wait...
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what did you just say?
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A Spamish prayer!
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But that's impossible.
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That's MY prayer I invented...
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and I've only ever
taught that to...
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Wait...
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Pim?!
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Wait.
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You're my old pen pal?
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Pim!
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Oh, I never thought
I'd see you in the flesh!
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Oh! Me neither!
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I can't believe it's you, Oscar!
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Your letters got me through
the hardest years of my life!
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When I hated my eye the MOST!
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Oh Oscar, there's nothing wrong
with your eye!
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Coming from someone
with strange eyes too,
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you should learn
to LOVE yourself!
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You're right.
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You do have a funny eye.
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Hah, hah, hah.
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Hah, hah, hah.
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For making me feel better
about my eye,
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you and your friend
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can have my magical
red jewel as a gift!
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Wow...
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Thank you.
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It's even more beautiful
in person.
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That's the jewel we risked
our lives for?
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Yep. It was totally worth it.
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I learnt today that
all cultures are equal
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and there's no such thing
as a bad culture.
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Thank you for showing me
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the silliness of my ways, Pim.
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I FORMALLY DECLARE an end
to the eye rule.
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And ALL RULES FOR THAT MATTER!
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NO MORE RULES!!!
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We should probably go, Mr Boss.
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Yeah okay no,
let's get out of here.
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Goodbye! Goodbye!
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No more rules in Spamtopia!
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La, la, laaa!
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Go! Go, go, go.
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Drive. Go faster.
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- DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
- I am!
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Woo!
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What a crazyyy day, huh Pim?
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Yeah, that was a fun
Boss and Pim adventure, huh!
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Haha, oooo!
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Ooo, aaaa, haha!
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Oh hey guys,
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where's my beautiful boy, Jason?
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Uh, Mr. Boss.
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Uh,
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I-I don't know how to
tell you this, but...
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after you left,
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your son-um...
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I can't do it.
I-I can't do it.
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I'm gonna puke.
I can't do it.
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He died, Mr. Boss.
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What?!
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Oh my God, no!
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No, no, no...
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Oh, wait.
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Haha, I told you this magical
red jewel was worth it!
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Wow yeah, I guess it was!
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Oh my god, thank god.
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- That was scary.
- Yeah we didn't kill the baby.
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- We didn't kill the baby.
- We didn't kill the baby.
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Haha wowww.
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Bea-ti-ful wowww!
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That's amazing haha!
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Wee, hellooo Jason!
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By the way, Mr. Boss,
before I forget, um,
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I-I found these documents
in your desk
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called ‘My Manifesto'
and I'm just,
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I read a little bit
and I'm just wondering
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what, why would you--
What is that?
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00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,925
Why would you
write something that?
266
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,260
Sorry I can't hear you
over the dust.
267
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,263
The dust is making it
hard for me to hear you.
268
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,306
Your manifesto!
269
00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,974
I wanted to talk to you
about your manifest--
270
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,976
No really,
I'm not kidding.
271
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,230
Jason's really releasing
too much dust.
272
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,441
My eyes are starting to burn!
273
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,819
I can't see, I can't see--
Don't, don't breath it in!
274
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,862
Don't fucking breath it in!
275
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,409
Don't fucking breath it in!
276
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,428
Look, man. I really think
277
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,971
I could get the Boss
to rehire you.
278
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,514
Yeah, fuck that noise man.
279
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,391
I-I'm just gonna
keep making my music.
280
00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:44,060
Respect man, respect.
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