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I've lived in the
hotel since it was built.

- Uh.
- I know the entire

security operation.

I can get you into
the jewelry store,

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and I get you the
combination to the safe.

Well, there you have it,

now if you'll just
let us all go.

Not so fast, kid.

I'll do all that for you,

but I want you to
let everyone else go.

Even Carla.

That is so

noble.

I'll be fine.

How do I know this whole
thing ain't a trap?

- Yeah?
- I don't need your help.

Alright, I'll tell
ya what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna take you
up on your offer,

but nobody goes nowhere
until we get the diamond,

and we get away.

As a matter of fact,

you's are all gonna come with.

Why?

Because you'll
make great hostages

in case there's trouble.

Alright, let's go,
hotshot, you're on.

Let's get us into that safe.

I just wanna let you know,

that if anything happens to us,

my aunt happens to be
Attorney General, Janet Reno.

I'm shakin', kid.

Come on, come on, let's go.

Bingo.

Oh, what a haul.

There's no reason to leave any
of this stuff laying around.

Come on in, you, watch them two.

Get over there, go
on, get over there.

You too, get over here.

Get over there.

You guys aren't gonna
get away with this.

You better
hope we get away with this.

Hey, Slater, you think
that gun has paint in it?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask him.

Hey, does that gun shoot paint?

No, stupid, it shoots bullets.

You wanna see?

You know, this all your fault.

My fault?

Hey, you're the one who
dragged us to Vegas.

Hey, it was your girlfriend,

who got us here in
the first place.

Hey, stop it, the both of you's.

Let me handle this.

You gotta know how
to talk to him.

Hey, stop it, the both of you's.

You know what, you're really

- starting to make me mad.
- You're really starting.

Quit it, you're gonna ruin

- my clothes.
- Alright, that's it.

Break it up.

Break, that's enough.

Oh, my God.

- Get in there.
- Get in.

Alright, Curt.

You guys, it was great.

Yeah, who would have thought

that stupid Three Stooges
routine would work again?

Hey, I've always said
that Moe's a genius.

Well, I thought
it was pretty brave.

Did I ever tell you that
bravery turns me on?

This is security,
we have a break in,

in the jewelry store,
I need full response.

- Roger, full response.
- Hey, is there another

vault we can put them in?

And by the power invested in me,

I now pronounce
you man and wife.

May you live long and have
many children together.

Number 61.

Bingo.

Hey, it's you.

Hey, it's you.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I have a lot of
service businesses.

I have a used car lot
and a funeral parlor.

You'd be surprised how many
people drop dead in Las Vegas.

Well, we'll just
take the wedding.

Listen, ah, Kell.

I know this not
how you planned it,

but I promise, I'll
make it up to you.

The important thing is

we're getting married.

That is the important thing,

but here's something a
little more important.

I'll need the marriage
license and 50 bucks,

and not necessarily
in that order.

You know, if you
wanna make it 55,

I could throw in
a shiatsu massage.

No, ah, okay.

Ah, do you, Zack Morris
and you, Kelly Kapowski,

promise to love and to cherish,
in health and sickness,

in sickness and death, and
death and rigor mortis,

and the come back and
wander the earth as zombies?

Ah, just say, I do.

- I do.
- I do.

Survey says, right answer.

So, if nobody objects,

I know pronounce you--

I object.

What do you object to?

No son of mine's
gonna get married

in a cheesy place like this.

But I just redecorated.

Zack, Kelly, I, uh,

I want you to have
a real wedding.

- Oh.
- Dad,

I don't know what to say.

Glad you changed your mind.

Well, I got some last minute
wisdom from an old friend.

I had to call him.

I'm glad you did.

You guys, give your mom
and me a couple of days,

and we'll have a
first class wedding.

I've already started
the ball rolling.

I think this belongs to us.

Boy, I should stick to funerals.

They never ask for refunds.

Ah, well, number 62.

- That's us, baby.
- Yeah.

Alright, move up.

Alright, do your
thing, there, Miss Brisby.

Thanks, Dad.

Oh, here she is, oh.

This is so beautiful.

I know, I love weddings.

I was their suite
mate at college.

I was their principal.

- Oh.
- Would you two

just cut it out?

I was their resident
advisor, you know?

I kind of introduced 'em.

They met in my school.

We're gathered here today,

to witness the union of
two very special people,

Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski.

Wait, wait for me.

- Oh.
- Who is that?

- Uh.
- Jessie.

Wait.

Jessie, how'd you get here?

Oh, when Zack's mom called,

I took the first
flight out of New York.

I couldn't let you guys
get married without me.

Well, what about your finals?

So, I'll go to summer school.

There are things more
important than a test.

I'm glad you're here.

As I was saying.

Zack and Kelly.

Two people destined
for each other.

May I have the ring, please?

Screech, give him the ring.

Well, I had it a minute ago.

It's in your hand.

Oh, sorry.

Do you, Kelly, take Zack

to be your lawful
wedded husband?

I do.

Do you, Zack, take Kelly

to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

By the power vested in
me by the state of Nevada,

I know pronounce
you man and wife.

- Yay, oh.
- Yeah.

Well, you may kiss the bride.

- Alright, Zack.
- Way to go, congratulations.

Alex, I can't
believe you made it.

Oh, I would not miss seeing Zack

commit to one woman.

Alright, alright, I get
enough of that from Lisa.

Be happy, and don't forget,

I'm right across
the campus from you.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Mike.

- Oh.
- Thank you, Mike.

I tell you what,
though, I'm really

gonna miss you guys in the dorm.

Well, you know, if it'll
make you feel any better,

you can come to our
apartment once a week,

and yell at us for
being too messy.

Count on it.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Hey, Mr. Belding,
we are so touched

that you came to our wedding.

Well you have always
been special to me,

and Zack, if it
wasn't you for you,

I'd have a lot more hair
and few less ulcers.

What can I say, sir?

You made high
school challenging.

I did, thanks Zack.

Best of luck, you two.

Now don't forget to come
visit me at Bayside.

- Come here.
- Oh.

- Zack?
- Yeah.

You better take care of her,

or you will hear from me.

Anything but that.

I promise, Jessie, I will.

Well,

Mrs. Morris.

What can I say?

Jessie.

Ah, I would just like to say

to all our family and friends,

how happy Kelly and I are that
you could all be here today.

You've made this truly special.

And please, don't be strangers.

We wanna see all of you
in our new apartment.

But not at the same time.

Thanks you guys.

We love you all.

Ah, I'd like to say a few
words about Zach and Kelly.

You're the best friends
a guy could have.

I wish you all the
things I wish for myself,

and may you live in happiness
forever, here, here.

Here, here.

I can't tell you how proud
the two of you have made us.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

We love ya, honey.

Oh, I love you too, Daddy.

Hey, guys.

How are you?

Hey, oh, you got so big,
you look so handsome.

Mom.

- See you later.
- Okay.

Why am I surprised?

You've always been there for me.

Hey, it's your life.

Who am I to tell
you how to live it?

I have a lot of faith
in you, Zachary.

Zachary.

You haven't called me
that since I was a kid.

- I love you, Son.
- I love you, Dad.

Whoa, what is with you.

Oh, Curt's taking me to
the Indian Reservation.

So, I thought I'd
dress appropriately.

She'll fit right in,

don't you think?

Look at you, you have gone
off and got yourself married.

I knew you'd be the first.

And you,

you sure fooled me.

- I love you guys.
- I love you.

Best of luck.

Hey, thanks for everything, man.

- Bye, take care, you guys.
- Bye.

B-bye.

Oh, guys, I'm, I'm
lousy at goodbyes.

Have a nice life, bye.

- Come on, buddy, come on.
- Screech, wait.

We're gonna see a lot of you.

But promise, you'll call first.

What can I say, man?
It's the end of an era.

It's been great, huh?

I'm gonna miss you.

Yeah, it's not over.

I'm sure the little lady's
gonna let me out once in awhile.

If you're good.

- Unless, I'm good, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, Carla's gonna
come back to L.A.

with me for a couple of days.

- Oh.
- Congratulations, you guys.

I'm so sorry I put
you through this.

Hey, it's okay,
everything worked out,

and now we have a new friend.

- Good luck, buddy.
- Man, take it easy.

- Bye.
- Bye, Kelly.

- Good times.
- Take care of him.

Bye.

Okay, I'm gonna
throw the bouquet now.

Why me?

Why do I have to be the
only one without somebody?

Sammy, there you are.

Hey, you stay away from me.

My feet are still
swollen from that tango.

Oh, give me another
chance, Sammy.

We're made for each other.

All right, I see two of
them, about 100 meters.

They're both armed.

All right, let's make our move.

I'm scared.

Now you signed up for
this just like we did.

Now act like a soldier.

Ow, ah, I think
I fell on my gun.

You shut up, Screech,

you're gonna blow
the whole operation.

He's right, now let's do
this exactly as we planned.

Stay alert, I don't want
anybody gettin' shot.

- Right, let's go.
- Go, go.

Take that, suckers.

Got you guys.

I can't believe this.

Yeah, well believe it, pal.

You're our ninth kill.

Hand over your weapons, guys

'cause the red team
is the dead team.

Alright, get outta here.

Well, according to my
calculations, gentlemen,

we have wiped out
the entire red team.

- Alright, blue team.
- Yeah, woo.

I love paint war.

I love this Army stuff.

I could be all that I could be.

Man, this is best
weekend I've ever had.

Well, you know, without a girl.

This is great, isn't it?

I'm really glad you
guys came here with me.

Hey, buddy, we wouldn't
have it any other way.

I'm just glad you
decided to spend

your final days as
a free man with us.

The Three Musketeers,
together for the last time.

Well next week you're gonna
be an old married man.

I still can't believe it, Zack.

You're only 19.

Think of all they
fun you're missing.

Think of all the
women you're missing.

Ah, c'mon, Slater.

I've dated practically
every girl on the planet.

There's only one

I've ever really loved, Kelly.

I'm not letting her get away.

Party's over fellas.

Hands up, now.

Alright, you got us.

You guys are good.

They're not good, you're stupid.

You and your calculations.

Oh, I'm stupid?

You're the genius who
led us into this ambush.

Now guys, let's not quibble.

Zack, Slater's not stupid,

and Slater, Zack's no genius.

- Shut up, Screech.
- Shut up, Screech.

Now what did I do?

- You did what you always do.
- Ow.

- You had to ruin everything.
- Ow.

Yeah, you idiot.

Do you guys mind, we're
playing a war game here.

C'mon, guys, that hurts.

Would you guys cut it
out, he's our prisoner.

Oh, ow, my knee.

Ow, my knee.

Way to go.

You've hurt your own man.

Oh, what the heck.

Yes, yes, we did it.

- Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes.

Get out of here now.

Yeah.
Yeah.

- Are we bad or what?
- Yeah, too much fun.

There we go.

Let's get to back to
the camp and celebrate.

- Alright.
- Alright, guys, but not too

long, I promised
Kelly we'd leave

for Las Vegas in the morning.

- Wimp.
- Wimp.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, here it is.

Bayside High.

Too bad you can't stay in
high school forever, huh?

My cousin can.

Flunked algebra three times.

Yeah, we some history
here, didn't we guys?

112, that's how many times

I was sent to the
principal's office.

18, that's how many
dates I had for one prom.

Well, as impressive as
those numbers are, gentlemen,

my record can never be broken.

82, that's how many
lockers I was stuffed into.

You're right, Screech.

That record

will never be touched.

Alright, man, here we are.

Good luck, huh?

See you guys tomorrow.

See ya.

So, you're getting
married in Las Vegas?

That's exciting.

Exciting, it's
ridiculous, Melanie.

A wedding in Las Vegas?

Who's gonna marry ya,
some Elvis impersonator?

I don't know why you care, Dad.

You've been against
this from the start.

Of course I'm against it, Zack.

You're too young to get married.

I don't want you
throwing your life away.

I am not throwing my life away.

I've been in love with Kelly

since we were in grammar school.

Why can't you see that
this is the real thing?

Son, Kelly is a terrific girl,

and I don't doubt your
feelings for each other,

but can't it just wait
until after you graduate?

No, Dad, it can't.

We have planned this out.

We have a place off campus.

We're both going to work.

You're making a
big mistake, Son.

Derek, you do not know that.

You know what, if I
am making a mistake,

at least it's my mistake.

This is my life.

Fine, you do what
you have to do,

but leave me out of it.

So what are you saying?

You're not coming to my wedding?

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be alright.

Why does he have
to be like that?

Zack, your father has always

had these great plans for you,

and getting married at
19 is not on his list.

But, Mom, what about my list?

Look Zack, I think you're
too young to get married, too,

but if you are truly
happy about this,

then that's all that
really matters to me.

Thank, Mom.

So.

- So?
- Are you gonna be there?

Well, you have my blessings.

I can't be at the wedding, Zack.

I can't go against your father.

So you need some money?

I'm fine, Mom.

I've got about $1200.00.

We can have nice little
wedding with that.

Well, here are two vouchers

for free rooms at
the Stardust Hotel.

I won them during
poker night at church.

What can I say?

You've always been there for me.

You will always
be my little boy.

Even though you're all grown up.

Mom.

Great car, Lisa.

It's a birthday
present from my dad.

Has anybody seen my pillow?

It's in the
back of Slater's car.

- Here's Zack.
- Hey, hey, hey,

what's going on, guys?

What's up buddy, you ready?

- Oh, yeah.
- Alright.

Vegas, here we come.

- Yeah.
- Who do I see over here?

Come here.

Yep, I just can't
take this anymore.

I'm glad we're going
in separate cars.

Whoa, whoa, why are we
going in separate cars?

Well, Kelly and I have a
lot of things to talk about.

I still can't
believe you're going

through with this wedding, Zack.

Well, for your information,
Lisa, it is a done deal.

Listen, I just
talked to my parents,

and they're all excited.

Unfortunately, they can't
help us out financially.

Well, at least
they're behind us.

My dad thinks I'm crazy.

He's not gonna be
at the wedding.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too,

but, hey, I am a mature adult,

and I can make
decisions on my own.

C'mon, let's go.

Okay, people.

With my computerized trip plan,

our two vehicles should never
be more than 50 yards apart.

Now, I've planned
our exact route,

fuel stops, and food breaks.

I've also done a
little research.

Did you know the cleanest
restroom in California

is actually at a Mobil
Station in Barstow?

Well, doesn't
everybody know that?

C'mon, let's do it, let's go.

I'll miss you.

I will miss you more.

Oh, come on.

- Come on, Zack, we're late.
- One more.

- Come on.
- One more.

- Ah, you're killing me.
- Okay, okay, okay.

Let's do it.

Next stop, Vegas.

I love weddings,
they are so romantic.

Hey, remember when we
all dressed up as brides

in the seventh grade?

Yeah, I know, I get
to do it for real.

Have you
thought about your dress?

Are you kidding?

I got 60 back issues
of Bride Magazine.

You know, Zack's even
more excited than I am.

He can't talk about
anything else.

So, whoa, whoa, whoa,

you're telling me that
Jean-Claude Van Damme

is tougher than
Steven Seagal, no way.

Van Damme can take
out a whole army.

And Steven Seagal can't?

Hey, guys, you know who's
a lot tougher than he looks?

Martin Short.

Alright, alright,
alright, forget tough guys.

The best baseball player?

- Barry Bonds.
- There ya go.

- That's right.
- Wait,

best American chess player?

Then I like curtains
in the kitchen,

and little pots
on the windowsill,

all filled with flowers.

Kelly, that is so Brady Bunch.

I know, I love that house.

Best Sports Illustrated
swimsuit model?

Elle Macpherson.

Yeah, this is great, man.

You're gonna ruin it all
by getting married, Zack.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
drive, Slater, will ya?

Hey, you know what,

what do you say,
we three bachelors,

drive down to Mexico and all
go fishing for the week, huh?

- Huh?
- I don't know.

Where are the girls,
have you seen them?

No, they're not
anywhere behind us.

Pull over, Slater.

Great man, we're two
miles out of L.A.,

and we've already
lost the girls.

Hello?

Hello, where are you?

We're on the Santa
Monica Freeway going east.

Where are you?

Well, we're sitting here
on the side of the road,

waiting for you.

Listen, if you
girls can't keep up.

Hey, we girls are
perfectly capable

of driving to Las
Vegas without you

having to lead us
there by the nose.

In fact, I'll bet you
dinner we'll beat you there.

Oh, you're on.

Hey, guys, they bet us
they'd beat us to Vegas.

Let's go.

How did we get
so far from the highway?

I don't believe this.

I can't get anything.

We're too far out.

Great, the car's broken down.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

The heat is stifling,
and I'm low on lip gloss.

Take it easy, Lisa.

I'm sure Zack will
be by to save us.

Oh, boy, you really are in love.

Zack, your stupid shortcut

isn't anywhere near
the main highway.

That's why they call
it a shortcut, Slater.

No girl's gonna beat
me to Las Vegas.

That's the spirit.

Step on it, Zack.

Slow down, Zack.

Hi, there.

Hi, there.

So, ah, what's the
problem, officer?

Well, you boys been
speeding through my county.

Mm, I hate that.

Nobody speeds through my
county and gets away with it.

You know, now
that you mention it,

I, I guess I
was going a tad too fast.

A tad.

I had you boys clocked
at 85 miles an hour.

That's 20 over the speed limit.

Have you any idea
how long it takes

to stop a vehicle
going 85 miles an hour?

732 feet, sir.

You trying to be funny, boy?

Well, no sir, I was just
using the standard formula

of eight feet a second.

Drop it, Screech.

License and registration.

Where you boys from?

Los Angeles.

You see, sir, I'm on way to
get married in Las Vegas.

My fiance's waiting, so if
you could give me my ticket,

we'll be on our way.

Los Angels, huh?

Do you ever, do you
ever meet that girl,

that girl that plays Blossom?

- No.
- Good actress.

Can't dance worth
a lick, though.

Why in the world they
let that girl dance

at the beginning of
every show is beyond me.

Yeah, well, ah,
we'll take to them

when we get back to L.A.

You do that, where's
your registration?

Uh, you know what,
I'm sorry, sir,

but I must have lost it.

You lost your registration?

Oh, that is a no-no.

That is a big no-no.

- That's bad?
- Oh, very bad.

I'm gonna have run
you boy's plates.

You wait right here.

How could you lose
your registration?

I don't know, I was cleaning
out my glove compartment

last week, I must have
thrown it out by accident.

I keep the
registration for my bike

pinned to my underwear.

Why didn't I think of that?

- Yep.
- Sending a roger.

Well,

there's good news
and there's bad news.

Well, what's the bad news?

Bad news is this car
is showing up stolen.

- What?
- Mm.

Oh, no, that's
impossible, sir, you see--

Are you calling me a liar, boy?

No, no, sir, I just think
there's some kind of mistake,

because I cleaned out this--

I don't think so.

I'm gonna have to
take you boys in.

Well, what's the good news?

Oh, good news is my wife's

makin' pot roast for dinner.

Okay, boys, just get
outta the car now.

Slow, real slow.

Come on, is this
really necessary?

Don't tell me how to do my job.

I hate that.

Will you stand still?

Oh, sorry, I'm just
a little ticklish.

I get it from my dad.

He can't even scrub himself in
the shower without laughing.

You have the right
to remain silent.

I do wish you would.

What's this?

Oh, that, that's
a Pez Dispenser.

You want one? It's cherry.

Are you trying to bribe me, son?

Ah, sir, sir, please,
don't pay attention to him.

See, as a child, he was
dropped on his head repeatedly.

Well, I'm gonna
have to cuff you boys.

- Oh.
- It's just procedure.

I hope Zach isn't
worried about us.

The worst part about
this is I owe him a dinner.

Hey, someone's coming.

Hey, over here, over here.

Look at him, Kelly.

He looks like some
kind of grungy hippie.

Lisa, he's the first human
being we've seen in an hour.

Looks like you girls
could use some help.

No, we'll be fine without you.

In fact, we're
enjoying the scenery.

Ah, don't listen to her.

Actually, we're stuck here,

and we'd really
appreciate some help.

Well, sure, I'm Curt Martin.

I'm Kelly, she's Lisa.

Um, what are you doing out here

in the middle of
nowhere, if I can ask?

You can ask.

I teach school at the
Indian Reservation

a couple of miles from here.

Never thought a yuppie car
like this would break down.

Ah, yuppie car?

Excuse me, but
what do you drive?

A VW Van with flowers and piece
signs painted all over it?

I don't own a car.

I get by fine without
material things.

Including a comb.

So, ah, what do you
thinks wrong with the car?

Fan belt broke and
overheated the radiator.

Can you fix it?

Maybe, I'm gonna need your belt.

No way.

This is an Italian import.

Lisa, will you give it to him?

We wanna get out
of here, don't we?

Come on.

Alright, boys, you go
right on through there,

and stand on the side.

Suspicion of grand theft auto.

Book 'em, Dano.

Yes, sir.

Start it up.

I'm gonna need that
water for the radiator.

All of it?

Yeah, yuppie car
needs yuppie water.

Careful, that stuff's
eight bucks a gallon.

I think it's gonna work.

It'll at least get us to Vegas.

Us?

Yeah, I was on my
way to the highway

to hitch a ride when I met you.

Well, we'll take you.

It's the least we can do.

What's in Las Vegas?

I work at a hotel part of
the year to make ends meat.

Appreciate the ride.

Now we can get to
know each other.

You, sit in the back.

Is she always this friendly?

Mr. Dano, sir,
can I call you Dano?

Sir, this is one big mistake.

That's right, we
are not car thieves.

- No.
- Sir, we've never done

anything wrong in our lives.

Well, okay, okay,
one time we cheated

on a philosophy test, but--

You know, you have
the right to a lawyer?

How are we gonna
find a lawyer out here?

Don't worry guys,
I took a semester

of pre-law in high school.

Do you know the
words due process?

Do you know the words shut up?

Yes, sir, I hear them everyday.

Well, I got some more good
news and some more bad news.

And the bad news being?

The bad news is the
car's reported stolen,

and you boys fit the description
of the three suspects.

- Aw.
- And the good news?

Oh, the good news is that
we transferred some prisoners,

so there's room in the jail.

You're gonna put us in jail?

Lock 'em up, Dano.

I guess I can kiss that
summer job with the FBI goodbye.

Wow, I can't believe
we're in the big house.

Shut up, Screech.

Man, I gotta get out of here.

I'm supposed to get
married, I can't be in jail.

Hey, marriage is jail, buddy.

Hey, you guys wanna keep
it quiet over there?

I'm trying to work on a sonnet.

He's very rude, isn't he?

Yeah, you try telling him that.

What are you fellas in for?

Nothing, it's a big mistake.

Me, too.

What'd they get your for?

Well, I went for a
drive with my wife.

Is that a crime?

Of course not.

They arrested you for that?

What did your wife say?

Nothing, she was in the trunk.

And they call me a psycho.

Zack, I'm scared.

Oh, Lisa, I don't
believe this place.

All the lights, all the people.

This is so exciting.

Yes, the town that never sleeps.

Thanks for the ride, girls.

Oh, thanks for fixing our car.

Great talking to you, Lisa.

I'm sure we'll be seeing
more of each other.

Don't count on it.

I think he likes you.

Please, spare me.

Right through here, sir.

- Right over there?
- Yeah.

Are you sure Zack
Morris hasn't checked in?

Sorry, but
he hasn't checked in yet.

I'll just get somebody
to help you to your room.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Hey, long time, no see.

What are you doing here?

Just earning a living.

I bet you girls are big tippers.

So where is Zack?

I'll bet he's getting cold feet.

Lisa, will you stop it.

You're making me nervous.

Zack has become a whole new
person since we found love.

He's mature and responsible.

Screech, could you
please stop that.

Hey, I like it.

Now you play it again, Screech.

Thanks, Ray.

Anyone wanna dance?

Now, he scares me.

Well, I've just got
the word from Sacramento.

I guess that was
your car after all.

That's what I've been trying

to tell you all along,
sheriff, we're innocent.

What about me?

You punched out an ATM
Machine, that's a big, no-no.

I'm surprised, Ray.

That's a big, big no-no.

Please, don't help
me out on my no-no's.

So, we can go, right?

Mm, oh, yeah.

Right after you appear in court
on your speeding violation.

Court, I can't
appear in the court.

I have to get to Las
Vegas to get married.

Can't he just pay a fine?

We don't do that kind
of thing in this county.

Course, I might be able
to pull some strings.

It's gonna cost ya, though.

How much?

How much ya got?

A lot, Zach has $1200.00.

Screech?

Is that a coincidence or what?

That's exactly what it costs.

Come on, sheriff,
you can't do this.

Well, you could spend
your honeymoon in here

with Herb and Ray.

Oh, do it, Zack.

There's no price
for freedom, man.

Sure there is, Ray, 1200 bucks.

So, Screech, where
can I reach you, man?

I'm in the book, Ray.

Look at that.

The Considine Diamond.

That's $4 million dollars.

I think I'll wait 'til
the after Christmas sale.

Someone's actually
gonna buy this?

Yes, my future husband.

Hey, let's
not wait for the guys.

Let's have some fun on our own.

Alright, what do
you have in mind?

How would you like your
wedding present right now?

Alright, guys, now remember,

not a word to Kelly
about what happened.

I mean, if she knew that
our $1200.00 wedding stash

is now 43 bucks, she'd kill me.

Hey, what kind of wedding are
you gonna have for 43 bucks?

Guess you're gonna have to
cut back on the ice sculptures.

Oh, well thank you,
Mr. Zack's got $1200.00.

All I need to do is
just stall Kelly,

so I can raise enough
money for the wedding.

What's that look for?

I'm in love.

Yeah, so what else is new?

Zack.

Hey, Kelly.

- You made it.
- Yeah, of course.

I'm sorry we're late.

We just got stopped
for speeding,

and we were hassled by
some country sheriff,

but, hey, nothing's gonna
stop me from getting married.

Oh, Zack, this
town is such a rush.

I can't wait to start
planning the wedding.

I have so many ideas.

That $1200.00 dollars
is gonna go really fast.

You have no idea.

Hey, we're gonna go
get something to eat.

You owe me dinner, remember?

Ah, yeah, yeah,
how could I forget?

You know, I'm not that hungry.

They fed us pretty
well in the slammer.

What?

Um, the slammer,

it was this funky
Tex-Mex place in Barstow.

- Yeah, listen, you girls
- Oh.

get started,
we'll just check in,

we'll meet you in
the restaurant.

- Okay, see you later.
- Alright.

Guys, I gotta
make some money and fast.

Hey, why don't you try
your luck at the tables?

Zack, you only have 40 bucks.

If you lose that,
you won't be able

to afford lunch with Kelly,

and then she'll
really get suspicious.

See man, he's got a point.

You know what, I
have some friends

who made big money last summer
caddying for businessmen.

All you gotta do is
carry their clubs,

keep their scores low.

You can make a couple
hundred day on tips.

Hey, if we all do that
and pool our money together,

you can make your
1200 back in no time.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that sounds good.

Alright, gentlemen,
let's hit the links.

Yes.

- Remember, stay cool.
- No problem.

We'll have
that money in no time.

Guys, here they come.

You guys ever caddy
this course before?

Oh, yes, sir, many times.

I'll take him.

Listen,

we're playing for
big money, kid,

so I want every
advantage I can get.

You get my drift?

Drift well taken, sir.

Do you know anything
about reading greens?

Well, I've cut a
lotta lawns in my time.

So I guess it's me and you?

Yep.

Can you swim?

Why?

This water's gross.

Yes.

Oh, good shot, sir.

That was a piece
of grass, you idiot.

Can't you keep quiet?

Sorry.

Stop.

What?

What?

Oh, there was a ladybug
on your ball, sir.

I didn't want you to kill it.

I'm all out of balls.

No kidding.

Run down to the pro
shop and buy me a dozen.

St. John party,

please check in at the pro shop.

St. John party to the pro shop.

Hey, I saw you in
the lobby last night.

So, you work here?

Uh, yeah, yeah, I
manage the pro shop.

I'm A.C. Slater.

Carla.

Well, Carla, I know we just met,

but I'm gonna be in
town for a few days,

maybe we can get
together some time?

Um, thanks, but
I don't think so.

Will this be all?

For now.

Where are those caddies?

Zack, help.

Screech, slow down.

I can't, the pedal's stuck.

Well, take
your foot off the pedal.

I did, it's still stuck.

Now put your foot on the brake.

It's not working either.

Watch out for the tree.

A tree.

Screech,

put your foot on the pedal.

I'm trying Zack, but I'm scared.

Don't be scared,
buddy, just grab my hand.

I can't, Zack,
it's going too fast.

Try to jump over
here, jump in my car.

Alright, I'm next to you.

Reach my hand, come on.

Come on.

Hurry, jump in here, Screech.

Screech, now.

That's a $1,000.00 worth
of clubs, you morons.

You will never caddy
again in this country.

You're fired and you can tell

that other jerk he's fired, too.

Come on.

Zack, hey, pass it to me.

No harm, no foul.

Oh, this feels great.

Oh, has anyone
seen my nose plugs?

We haven't had this much
fun since high school.

Yeah, and you guys are
gonna go off and get married.

- Hey.
- Ooh, I know.

Did I ever tell you I love you?

Oh, not in the last,
hmm, seven minutes.

Oh, I called the
wedding coordinator.

We're gonna meet
her tomorrow at 10.

- 10.
- I think it's gonna be

really nice if we just
stretch our money.

Right.

What money?

Excuse me? Uh-um.

You're in my lounge.

Well there's plenty
of room for two.

Sorry I was so, ah,
abrupt at that golf course.

No problem, I like a challenge.

Well that's good to know.

So, it must be pretty exciting

living here in Las Vegas, huh?

Yeah, yeah, oh, sometimes
a little too exciting.

What do you mean?

That's enough about me.

Tell me about you.

There you go.

Oh, Screech, I
don't know what to do.

Oh, definitely go with
the bananas and the nachos.

I'm not talking
about the food, idiot.

I'm talking about Kelly.

She wants to get
married in two days,

and I'm completely broke.

You know, I couldn't
help but overhearing.

I tried not to hear, but the
words went right into my ear,

slammed against the eardrum.

I don't know, it's a curse.

Anyway, I'd like to
help the two of you out.

Have you two very nice
looking gentlemen,

ever considered a
career in the exciting

and challenging field of

male escorts?

Actually,

no.

That's funny how you never see

a male escort booth
on career day.

- Ah, thanks, but no thanks.
- Here you go, guys.

Look, it's strictly
on the up and up.

You meet very nice people.

I said, we're not interested.

Okay, suit yourself.

Starting salary
is $200.00 a day.

I'm Zack Morris,
this is Screech Powers.

And I'm Bert, Bert Banner,

but you can call me Bert Banner.

Oh, look at the two of you.

I bet you have the fight
the women off with a stick.

Well, with me it's
actually more like a twig.

You're funny, you're
funny, and I like funny.

Look, this is a legitimate
operation, I'm running here.

There's no, ah, you know,
hanky panky going on.

It's just nice women
who want nice young men

to show 'em around town.

When do you wanna start?

The sooner the better.

That's what I wanna hear.

When I get through
with the two of you,

you're gonna be smooth,
suave and sophisticated.

Pickle?

So how 'bout dinner?

Um, I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.

Come on, are you kidding?

It's a great idea.

Okay, okay, you're on.

Alright.

We better,

we better keep our
eyes on this guy.

You're right, he
could be trouble.

Alright, let's go, come on.

Ooh, I like that
floral arrangement.

Oh, and of course we
can color coordinate

that with the table clothes.

Ah, Kelly, I have
found the perfect wedding gown.

Look at that.

- Ah.
- Oh, you've got

great taste, now that
dress is $3,000.00.

Thanks again, Lisa.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, where is Zack?

He was supposed
to be here at 10.

He'll be here.

I don't know, Kelly, he
might be changing his mind.

After all, he is Zack.

Thanks for the reminder.

Look, if Zack isn't here,

I'm sure he's got
a very good reason.

A,

E,

I,

O,

U.

How now

brown

cow?

Perfect, you guys
were born for this.

I knew I was born for something.

Ah, well, now that we've
mastered posture and diction,

let's go over our manners.

What are our list of nevers?

Ah, never talk about yourself.

Right.

Never pick up a check.

Perfect, and that's
just good life advice.

Never criticize, even if
she has lettuce in her teeth

or eyeliner on her nose.

Yes,

and never sneeze in her salad.

- Mm.
- You'd be surprised

how often that happens.

- Eh.
- Yes.

Okay, let's have a dry run.

Now, Screech.

Oh, I hate that name.

Ah, just call me Samuel, sir.

Samuel? that's boring.

Sammy.

Sammy, I like it.

Listen, sir, I'm late
for an appointment,

when do we start?

Tonight, you're gonna
be meeting your date

at the top of Strip
Restaurant at 8 o'clock,

and be prompt.

Yes, sir.

Now, Sammy, you be
outside your hotel at 6 p.m.

Don't forget, 6 o'clock.

A pink limousine
will pick you up.

A pink limo?

Wow, I've arrived.

Hi, yeah, I know.

Where have you
been, you're an hour late.

I can explain.

Ah, this outta be good.

I was running all around town

looking for the right tuxedo.

I mean, you have no idea.

What's the matter with you?

You've been acting funny
ever since you got here.

Is something wrong?

No, no, of course not.

You're not getting cold feet

about getting married, are you?

Oh, no, please, don't be
crazy, Kelly, I love you.

Well this is really
starting to come together,

and we can use the money we
have if we just be creative.

Oh, very creative.

And we can get by
with finger foods.

No one eats at weddings anyways.

- No.
- And we can use

the flowers from a funeral,

if a florist has one that day.

Well, let's keep a good thought.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I made dinner
reservations for tonight

at the most romantic
restaurant in Las Vegas.

- Oh.
- Top Of The Strip.

Oh, that's great.

What did you say,
Top of the Strip?

Yeah, 8 o'clock.

Got the best table.

8 o'clock?

Kelly, that's too late to eat.

You know, everybody
knows the real fresh food

is just out by six.

Let's just change our
reservations to four.

4 o'clock dinner?

Gee, that's romantic.

What are you gonna do,
help 'em set the table?

Are you sure

you're not hiding something?

Of course not.

Top of the Strip, 8 o'clock.

Okay.

Can I give you a
hand with those, ma'am?

You again?

So you're a doorman now?

Yeah, I do a little
bit of everything.

I've been employee of
the month nine times.

Well, that's great
because this morning,

you were a lousy waiter.

My breakfast was cold.

C'mon, Lisa, give me a break.

I get off in awhile,
how 'bout dinner?

There's a $4.99 prime rib
dinner at the Hungry Steer.

Really, can
I also hit the salad bar

and get two desserts?

Why not, it's only money.

Okay, but promise me
you won't wear sandals.

You're on.

Okay.

So, you're Sammy.

Aren't you a cute one.

Thank you, ma'am.

The name's Diana, love,

but you can call me, Di.

Mm, you smell divine.

What's that scent
you're wearing?

Oh, ah, nothing, I spilled
Lavoris on my undershirt.

Hmm, it becomes you, Sammy.

Well, thank you, Di.

You are such a hunk.

You must live in the gym.

No, ah, not really, but
I can do five pull ups.

Six, if I get a boost.

I'll give you a boost, Sammy.

Oh, hey, well.

Well, looky there,
Baywatch, cool.

Television's for
the masses, Sammy,

not for evolved people like us.

What's your pleasure tonight?

Chamber music, opera.

Actually, I hear there's a
great video arcade downtown.

I know,

do you tango?

Oh, Zack this
restaurant is so romantic.

Ah, yeah, right.

Well, let's order.

Ah, waiter, waiter.

Zack, what's the big rush?

You got another date?

Another date?

Oh, that's a good one, Kell.

Oh, well, ah, listen,
I gotta use the restroom.

- I'll be back in a jiffy.
- Okay.

Excuse me.

Oh, boy, she would
have to be gorgeous.

Hello, I'm Zack Morris, I'll
be your escort for the evening.

Ah, if I can ask,

why does a great looking woman
like you need to rent a date?

Excuse, um, but speak
just little English.

I Russian.

I'm gonna kick your
butt, Bert Banner.

Bert Banner, I kick your butt.

Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me, I'll,
I'll be right back.

- Hi, Kell.
- Hey.

What took you so long?

Well, you know, men's rooms.

Lines, lines, lines.

Well, let's eat, I'm starving.

Okay, I know what I want.

Zack, slow down.

Let's enjoy the evening.

Ooh, great specials.

You know, the Russian
dish looks really good.

No she doesn't.

So my dad's in the Army.

So like, I grew up all over the
world before I moved to L.A.

Oh, Army brat, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

But, hey, that's
just an expression.

So, I bet you had a
girl in every country.

No one special.

What about you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

no.

I'm back.

I kick your butt, Bert Banner.

Very good.

But that expression
doesn't come up too often.

Listen, ah, Katrina,
I have a confession.

You see, I like you, but
I'm gonna be married soon.

- Married?
- Yeah.

- Me, you?
- Shh.

Oh, no, shh.

I don't believe this.

Kelly, listen, I can explain.

You're the same old Zack.

Hitting on another girl
right in front of me.

You know, Lisa was right.

I've been kidding
myself all along.

No, No, Kelly, you
don't understand.

Yeah, I understand.

For the first time
ever, I understand.

You are scum.

And you,

you homewrecker.

I kick your butt.

Oh, yeah, you wanna
go for it right now?

No, no, no, Kelly, stop.

Don't touch me.

I never wanna see you again.

Kelly?

Go away.

Kelly, let me in.

Come on, Kell, at least
give me a chance to explain.

What's to explain?

I saw you with another
woman, you creep.

She wasn't another
woman, she was my date.

I mean, it's not a real date.

C'mon, Kell, it's not
what you think, just...

So, you're a college wrestler.

- Yep.
- Well, I guess I better

watch out or you'll pin me.

Well, if I'm
lucky, you'll pin me.

Um, I know this really
great club downtown.

Would you like to
go dancing later?

Yeah, yeah, I'd
love to go dancing.

Alright, Carla,
you've had your fun.

Now the game's over, let's go.

Would you leave me alone.

In a word, no.

Who is this guy?

I'm her boyfriend, pal.

Ex-boyfriend, and I told you,

I don't wanna see you anymore.

And I told you that
was unacceptable.

Now listen, pal, the lady said

she doesn't wanna
see you anymore.

And who are
you, here interpreter?

Yeah, I am.

Great, the high school jock
thinks he's a tough guy now.

Don't mess with me, kid.

Freddie, please.

Look, if you don't
leave us alone,

I'm gonna have to
escort you out.

You're gonna escort me out?

I would love to see that.

C'mon, tough guy, c'mon.

I said, c'mon.

Oh, no, run.

Why, he's not getting up.

Run.

- Uh-oh.
- Security.

Come on, come on.

- Hey, boss?
- Go get 'em.

Waiter.

Let me go.

Hey, hey, slow down.

Hey, slow down.

Oh, boy.

Alright, Carla, what's going on?

The man you hit
is Freddie Silver.

He's a bad guy with
bad connections,

and when I found out
who he really was,

I broke up with him.

Yeah, well he didn't
break up with you.

Oh, he's a dangerous man, A.C.

Those two guys chasing us,
they're his bodyguards.

Great.

Uh, hotel security, open up.

You are good.

Hotel security, open up.

Come on.

- Zack?
- Oh, whoa.

Hey, Slater, you
got great timing.

Don't worry, buddy,
just hang on, okay?

Everything's gonna work out
alright if you just stay calm.

So just hang on.

Hold on.

Would you hurry up a little?

- Kelly?
- Zack, what are you

doing out there?

I was coming to see you.

Oh, Zack, this is all my fault.

I should have just let you in.

Listen, Kelly,
that girl was nobody.

You see, we got
stopped for speeding,

and we were taken to jail

because Slater cleaned
out his glove compartment,

and he took all my money
and now I'm dead broke.

That's why I got the
job as a male escort,

so I could pay for the wedding.

Kelly, I love you.

You're the only girl for me.

Oh, Zack, I love you, too.

Listen, don't let go, okay?

Okay.

Oh, this is so romantic.

Who are you?

I'm Carla.

I'm Slater's friend.

Guys, we'll chat later, okay?

Zack, give me your hand,
I'm gonna pull you up, okay?

Come on, ready?

Come on pull.

- Got it?
- Got it.

I got it.

- You got it?
- Okay.

Oh, Kell.

You should be hugging him.

Thanks, buddy.

Alright, man.

It's okay.

What about her?

Alright, Carla, you ready?

Look, Zack, I don't
care if you're broke.

I mean, we'll just get married

in one of those, you know,
flinky little chapels.

A real quickie.

Yeah, well it'll
have to be a quickie

'cause someone's
trying to kill me.

- What?
- What?

I am never vacationing
with you people again.

Now, now, Carla, I
still don't get it.

Now why so much heat just

because I punched
out your boyfriend?

Well, there's a little
more to it than that.

You see, a couple days ago,

I walked in on a conversation
I was never supposed to hear.

Oh, no.

Freddie came to Las Vegas to
steal the Considine Diamond.

Oh, I heard that
thing's worth millions.

Yeah, and the
minute that I learned

what Freddie was up to,

I, I walked out or
I tried to walk out.

Now he's trying to shut me up.

Well, we gotta figure out a way

to get you guys outta here.

Yeah.

I got an idea.

Give me the phone.

Okay, follow me and stay cool.

Ah, excuse me, sir, pardon me.

Ah, your car should
be here any minute.

I hope you've enjoyed your
stay here at the Stardust.

Zack, help.

Let me go.

This lady made me
tango against my will.

- Don't go.
- No, no, no, no.

Ooh, there they are.

Go, come on, let's go.

- Come on.
- Come on, Screech.

Hey, guys, wait for me.

Oh, my head.

Hey, hey, that's my cab.

I've seen those guys before.

They work for Freddie Silver.

Your friends are in big trouble.

- Let's go.
- We're going after them.

They're about a half a block
behind us in the yellow cab.

Come on, step on it, Zack.

They're gonna catch us.

I'm driving as fast as I can.

I don't get it, why are
you two guys being followed?

It's a long story, Screech,

but these people are
trying to kill us.

Whoa, I should
have taken my chances

with that crazy tango lady.

I don't like this.

Faster, can't you go any faster?

Can't you shut up, I'm
going as fast as I can.

If you'd a let me drive,

we'd have caught 'em by now.

Yeah, you drive like a woman.

I'm gonna tell Freddie.

I'm gonna tell Freddie.

Put your big head down,
you might be able to see.

Well, I'm still gonna tell.

Will you shut up
and look for 'em.

Why am I losing them?

I know a shortcut.

Hang to left and cut
through that parking lot,

and we'll catch up
with them at the,

at the next intersection.

Doesn't this Beemer come
with any air sickness bags?

Hang on.

Oh, man, a red light.

- Come on.
- Oh, no.

Oh, no, oh, no,
we gotta run for it.

There they are, let's go.

Hey, what are you doing, huh?

Go, go.

Wow, it's Rodney.

Ooh, ooh, that's Dirty Harry.

I love him.

Yeah, well I'm
gonna make your day,

if you don't stop with
that Dirty Harry stuff.

Come on, we gotta
find those kids.

Alright, let's get outta here.

I can't
believe I came to Las Vegas

to get married and now
I'm running for my life.

Well, I know what you mean.

I have so much yet I
still have to accomplish.

Graduate college,
climb Mt. Everest,

pass my driving test.

Why do they put those driving
cones so close together?

Screech, please, shut up.

Carla, did you try
going to the police?

I couldn't, I've been
followed 24 hours a day.

What are you
people doing in here?

These, these guys
are chasing us.

And they're trying to kill us.

And I'm just a big Liberace fan.

Well, leave Liberace alone,

and get out of here
before I call the cops.

Oh, could you call
the cops, please?

Get out, now.

I guess we don't have
time to meet Marilyn Monroe?

- Out.
- Come on.

I don't see 'em.

Me neither.

Man, keep looking.

That was too close.

- Yeah, I'm so glad it's over.
- What a night.

Hey, that's them.

Come on, let's get 'em.

Come on, here, here.

Come on, give me that, come on.

Hey, watch out.

Come on, let's go.

There they are.

Pull over there.

Let's go, come on.

Over here.

My whole life's
passing before my eyes.

You know, it's time like this
you realize what's important.

Yeah, isn't it
something how women's feet

are so much more
delicate than men's?

What's it like to be you?

That's funny, my dad
asked me that the other day.

Oh, oh, my.

Oh, there they are.

Hey, hey, over here.

Zack, there's no way outta here.

I want my mommy.

- Yeah, right here
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

- wait a minute.
- Can you please help me

- with this headpiece?
- Yeah, bobby pin.

There might be a way.

I, Zack's got pretty nice legs.

Listen, we need to
get them outta here.

I know a shortcut from
the backstage, come on.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm calling security.

Ah, we're security here, okay.

We'll take care of 'em.

Oh, thank you, that's very nice,

but we, we can take
care of ourselves.

Right this way, folks.

Oh, well, well.

Hello, ladies.

You know, if you had just wanted
to get into show business,

you should have given me a call.

I coulda have pulled
a few strings.

Oh, little smudgie, smudgie
right there, right there.

Freddie, let 'em go,
there not a part of this.

Yeah, she's right, we don't
anything about anything.

- Ah.
- And besides,

we don't care if you
wanna rob a jewelry store.

Oh, jeez.

Tell you what, let's us go,

and do whatever
you want with him.

No one's goin' anywhere.

You give me one good reason,

why I shouldn't kill
all of ya's right now?

The three strikes
and you're out rule?

Shut up, you idiot.

Look, sir, Zach and I, well
we're supposed to get married,

and you know, if
you could let us go.

Yeah, just us.

You are so innocent.

I love that in a girl,

but sorry, no one's
getting married.

Freddie, please, just--

Just nothin', I'm
calling the shots here now.

Ah, Mr. Silver, maybe I
can be of some help here.

Really, and you would be, ah?

Curt Martin, sir.

My father owns the Stardust.

- Really?
- Really?

Curt, why didn't you
say something before?

I mean, all this time
I thought you were

just a lowly bellman.

Lisa, I don't believe in

using my father's
money or influence.

Well, why not?

It's the best kind of
money and influence.

You are so material.

You are just finding that out?

Excuse me, sorry to interrupt.

You, put that in your
diary later on, okay?