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♪♪ Summer, summer, summertime ♪♪

♪♪
♪♪ Time to sit back and unwind

♪♪ Here it is the groove
slightly transformed ♪♪

♪♪ Just a bit of a
break from the norm ♪♪

♪♪ Just a little somethin'
to break the monotony ♪♪

♪♪ Of all that hardcore dance
that has gotten to be ♪♪

♪♪ A little bit out of
control, it's cool to dance ♪♪

♪♪ But what about a groove that
soothes, that moves romance ♪♪

♪♪ Give me a soft subtle mix ♪♪

♪♪ And if ain't broke then
don't try to fix it ♪♪

♪♪ And think of the
summers of the past ♪♪

♪♪ Adjust the base and
let the Alpine blast ♪♪

♪♪ Pop in my CD and
let me run a rhyme ♪♪

♪♪ And put your car on
cruise and lay back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause this is summertime ♪♪

♪♪ Summer, summer, summertime ♪♪

- You guys, this is gonna be
the greatest vacation ever.

Two weeks of fun in the sun.

- After nine months of
school, we deserve it.

- Hey, Belding wouldn't mind
if you stayed here, Zack.

Why don't you ask him for
your senior year abroad?

- Hey, for the next two weeks,

don't mention our
principal's name, okay?

I mean, the best thing
about this island

is it's 2,000 miles
away from him, huh?

(upbeat music)

- And here we find Lisa
waiting for her luggage.

And how do you like
Hawaii so far, Lisa?

- Screech, take a hike.

- Okay.

And now we'll move
on to someone else.

- Ooh.

Hey, look at all these
incredible women.

- Yeah.

- What do you mean yeah?

- He asked my opinion.

- No, he said look.

You volunteered your opinion.

- Okay, I'll volunteer
another opinion.

If you keep this up,
you're gonna drive me nuts.

- You know, you two are
gonna drive us all nuts.

- Yeah, guys.

I mean, this is a vacation.

Why don't you try being
nice to each other

for the next two weeks?

I know you can do it.

- Kelly's right.

What do you say, mama?

- I say no more fighting
for the rest of the trip.

- All right.

(subdued music)

- Excuse me.

Hey, wait.

Here, let me help you with that.

I got it.

- No, you really don't have to.

- No, it's okay.

I'll carry it for you.

Which way are you going?

- You don't have to.

It's really a very light bag.

- Well, great.

Makes it easier on me.

- Well, I guess there's
no stopping you.

This way.

- All right.

I'm Zack Morris.

- I'm Andrea Larson.

Ooh.

Watch out Zack, or you're
gonna walk into a wall.

- Hey, love hurts.

- (laughs) I give
this two days tops.

- Don't be so negative, Lisa.

- Yeah, we're gonna be
cool the rest of the trip.

- I'll bet you $25 you're
at each other's throats

before we leave.

- Okay, I'll take that bet.

- Me, too.

Only make that $50 each.

- Hey, let's not
blow all our money.

- What do you mean?

We're gonna win.

- Oh, right.

- All right, $100.

I accept cash, checks, and
all major credit cards.

- So how long are
you in Hawaii for?

- I've lived here all my life.

- Wow, that is fantastic.

I mean, you've got the
best beaches in the world.

Surfing every day,
fun all night.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's your image, Zack.

When you live here, every
day can't be the good life.

- Surprise.

- Derek.

- This limo for you?

- Um, I guess so.

- Looks like the
good life to me.

- Andrea.

I missed you so much.

I had to welcome
you back in person.

- Derek, I was only in
Maui for a day and a half.

- I know, but it
seemed like a lifetime.

Are those yours?

- Uh, yeah, they are.

Derek, he's not the porter.

He's just helping
me with my bags.

- Oh.

Climb in, Andrea.

I've got sparkling water
and hot snacks in the car.

- Thanks for carrying
my bags for me.

- Is that guy your boyfriend?

- More or less.

- Less, I hope.

- Have a nice trip, Zack.

Aloha.

(subdued music)

- Principal's tour.

Gather, people.

Gather.

- Oh, no.

Nightmare in paradise.

- Mr. Belding?

- For those of you
who don't know me,

I am your tour leader and
brother principal Richard Belding.

- Herbert Stark, Maple
High School, Long Beach.

Thanks for picking
a place 2,000 miles

away from our students.

(laughing)

Ah, they're here?

I don't believe it.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

What are you doing in Hawaii?

- Summer school, what else?

- My grandfather's owned
a hotel here for 30 years

and this visit he said to
bring along my friends.

- So here we are.

Nice shirt, Mr. B.

- Look, I'm leading
a principal's tour

and I think it would
be best if we just

all kept our distance
from each other.

Especially Zack.

You keep your distance from me.

- Hey, I will be happy
to avoid you, sir.

- Fine.
- Fine.

- Look, have a wonderful time.

I'll see you all in September,
but not a minute before.

(horn honking)

There's our bus.

All right, everyone.

This way to the
Royal Pacific Hotel.

Watch your step,
bring your bags.

Next stop, the beach.

- Well, there's the
car for The Hideaway.

I said this place was
quaint, not fancy.

Let's go.

- He has returned.

(uptempo music)

♪♪ Had a dream I
was on vacation ♪♪

♪♪
♪♪ Ended up in the hula nation

♪♪ The little island in
the middle of the ocean ♪♪

♪♪ Took my shorts
and suntan lotion ♪♪

♪♪ Kicking back on the
beach in the sand ♪♪

♪♪ Cool breeze blowing
in a tropical land ♪♪

♪♪ Heaven on Earth
and I ain't lyin' ♪♪

♪♪ Aloha, baby, I've
gone Hawaiian ♪♪

♪♪ Had a dream I
was on vacation ♪♪

♪♪ It was such a
sweet sensation ♪♪

♪♪ Fell in love
without even tryin' ♪♪

♪♪ Aloha, baby, I've
gone Hawaiian ♪♪

- Isn't it peaceful?

- A little too peaceful.

- Yeah.

Where is everybody?

♪♪ Welcome to the
Hawaiian Hideaway ♪♪

♪♪ Your cares will slide away ♪♪

♪♪ Beneath the sunshine in the
mornin' and the moon at night ♪♪

- Grandpa.

- Oh, welcome back, sweetheart.

Welcome to all of you.

- Well, thank you for
inviting us, Mr. Bannister.

- Please, please.

Just call me Harry.

- Our host requests
that we call him Harry.

- You must be Screech.

- How'd you know?

- Just a lucky guess.

- Grandpa, it's so quiet.

Where are all the other guests?

- What other guests?

Hey, come on.

Here you go, Screech.

- So this all started because
the Royal Pacific Hotel

wants to buy your land?

- Yeah, that's right.

They called it expansion.

I called it greed.

- That's typical
behavior of the large

money-grubbing
corporations of the 90s.

- But Grandpa, you
can't sell The Hideaway.

It's been your whole life.

- Well, I turned down
their offer, sweetheart.

But a big outfit
like Royal Pacific

doesn't take no for an answer.

First, they hired away my staff,

and when I hired another one,

they paid them more
money to stay at home.

Pretty soon not working for me

was the best job on the island.

And with no staff to
take care of them,

the guests just stopped coming.

- That is terrible.

- It sure is.

Does this fish have bones?

- So they're trying
to force you to sell

by driving you out of business.

- Yeah, yeah.

Doing a real good
job of it, too.

- Well, what are you
going to do, Harry?

- What am I gonna do, you say?

What am I...

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna see that
all of you have

the time of your lives
while you're here.

And after that, if I have
to sell the old place,

well at least I gave
it one last hurrah.

Now, come on, everybody.

Eat, eat.

I caught this mahi-mahi myself.

- But Grandpa, there must
be something you can do

to save The Hideaway.

- Kelly, Kelly.

We'll talk about that
tomorrow with my lawyer.

Now is the time to eat.

This fish is getting insulted.

By the way, it does
have some bones.

(gasping)

- Thanks.

(uptempo music)

♪♪ Ride with me, baby ♪♪

♪♪ It's such a beautiful day ♪♪

♪♪ Ooh, hoo, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ I got a feelin' anything
could happen today ♪♪

♪♪ It's the time of our
lives with you by my side ♪♪

♪♪ I feel like I'm flyin' ♪♪

♪♪ Whatcha want to do today ♪♪

♪♪ Whatcha want to do today ♪♪

♪♪ I feel like I'm flyin' ♪♪

♪♪ Whatcha want to do today ♪♪

♪♪ I feel like I'm flyin' ♪♪

(sighs)

- Let's put out
the lights, Zack.

I wanna get up early when
the jellyfish are awake.

- Hey, Screech.

Do you believe in
love at first sight?

- Well, sure.

I fell in love with my pet
warthog the second I saw him.

Why?

- Nevermind.

Just forget I even asked.

You know, it's really too bad

about Kelly's
grandfather, isn't it?

- Well, yeah, but a
couple of ukulele lessons

would do the trick.

- Not that, you dummy.

I mean, him losing his
hotel and everything.

- Oh.

Yeah, that is too bad.

But there's nothing
we can do about it.

- Maybe not.

Anyway.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Here we are in our room.

Zack's just put out the light.

- Would you please
shut that thing off?

- Well, thanks, Zack.

I always sleep
with three pillows.

(yawns)

(upbeat music)

Aha.

The first prize of
our nature walk.

(yells)

- Way to go, doofus.

Screech, get that
thing out of my face.

I'd like to catch
my rays in peace.

Okay?

- Okay.

Lisa remains camera shy.

- It is him.

- Ah, I feel the crunch of
pooka shells beneath my feet.

Help!

Help, Lisa!

- [Lisa] Hey!

Let go of that geek!

What are you doing?

(Lisa yells)

Put me down!

Help!

You put me down!

- [Screech] What
are we gonna do?

Help, please!

Watch your hands.

- [Kelly] That was good.

(both laugh)

- And your grandma
would be so proud, too.

- Morning, Harry.

- Hey, Brian.

Brian Hanson, I'd
like you to meet

my favorite granddaughter Kelly.

- Well, I can see why
she's your favorite.

- Hi, Brian.

- Aloha, Kelly.

Welcome to Hawaii.

- Thank you.

- Sit down, Brian.

- Oh, thank you.

- Well, my grandfather's
told me a lot about you.

- Well, I hope it was all good.

(Kelly and Brian laugh)

- Isn't there anything
you can do to stop

the terrible thing the
Royal Pacific is doing?

- Well, Kelly.

As Harry's friend, I have to say

what the Royal Pacific's
doing to him is a crime.

I really do.

But as his lawyer, I
have to say it's legal.

- But it's so mean.

- It sure is, but that's the way

Charles Worthington operates.

You see, his hotel's bought
up all the land around you

and now the highway seems to be

the last piece in his puzzle.

- But if you knew
what The Hideaway

means to my grandfather, you'd.

- Kelly, Kelly.

You don't have to sell Brian.

He's been trying to
help me for two years.

Still is.

In spite of the fact that
all I can afford to pay him

is a free breakfast.

- Well, I've come
this far with Harry,

I want to see it
through to the end.

- Kelly, Harry, I've got it.

I mean, it just hit
me when I woke up.

There's a way out.

- [Harry] Hold it.

Hold it, son.

You're talking in code.

- Excuse me, Grandpa.

Zack Morris, this is my
grandfather's lawyer Brian Handsome.

I mean, Brian Hanson.

- Brian Handsome's okay with me.

Pleased to meet you, Zack.

- Now, Zack, what's
so important?

- Well, Harry, it's simple.

I mean, you've got
a staff right here.

You got me, you got Kelly.

I mean, all of us.

We'll volunteer starting now.

- Zack, that's fabulous.

- Look, look, kids.

- Harry.

Harry, we've got a way to
get you out of your jam.

- Slater had a brilliant idea.

- No, no, it was
your idea, Jessie.

- Oh, no, darling.

It was you.

- All right, already.

Wait a minute.

Is the brilliant idea that
we all work as Harry's staff?

- Yeah.

How did you know?

- Just a lucky guess.

- Okay, hold it, hold it now.

I really appreciate your offer,

but I can't allow you to
spend your vacation working.

- Oh, no.

Forget it, Harry.

We're doing it.

- Right.

- Listen, what you're
offering to do is great, but.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Who are you?

- Brian Handsome.

- I'm Harry's lawyer.

Now listen.

A staff is one thing,

but in order for Harry
to avoid foreclosure,

he'd have to fill The
Hideaway to capacity

for the next two weeks.

- Yeah, Brian's right.

I need guests, too.

Hopefully, ones that pay.

- Leave it to us.

We have a longtime
relationship with a leader

of a certain tour group.

(uptempo music)

- [Lisa] Help!

- Stand back, Lisa.

This won't be pretty.

Okay, whoever you are,
you better let us go.

I know karate,
kung-fu, tae Kwon do,

and I collect ninja videos.

(yelling)

- Wait a minute.

I know, I know.

This is Candid Camera, right?

Right?

Okay, what's the deal here?

(man clears throat)

- I am Keanu.

I welcome you back
to your people.

You have returned as your
great ancestor foretold.

- Ah.

My ancestor?

- Mauna Lao.

- [Screech] Yike.

- The wisest, most powerful
chief of the Pokuku Tribe.

He left this island six
generations ago in search of snow.

- But he said that one day
his descendant will return

in a time of our
greatest danger.

And that time is now.

And so you have come back.

- Wait, excuse me.

What danger?

- Our sacred tribal land
is going to be bulldozed.

Desecrated by the expansion
of the Royal Pacific Hotel.

(people grumbling)

- Our deed to the land is
lost so we have no proof

that the land is ours,
but we know that it is.

- And we know that you will
find a way to save it for us.

- (laughs) Wait a minute.

Time for some truth here.

Look, this guy is not
who you think he is.

This guy is a dork.

- Dork?

Is that what they call
chiefs on the mainland?

- No, that's what
they call dorks.

Look, Screech.

These guys think you're their
knight in shining armor,

like you're a king or something.

I mean, are you gonna set
them straight or what?

- Hmm.

- Mauna Lao.

- That's impractical.

I mean, I'm not
sure it would work.

You see.

(people singing)

What's going on?

- Would you look at this?

- Isn't that Screech?

♪♪ Mauna Lao, Mauna
Lao, Mauna Lao ♪♪

♪♪ Pokuku Mauna Lao, Screech ♪♪

♪♪ Mauna Lao, Mauna
Lao, Mauna Lao ♪♪

♪♪ Pokuku Mauna Lao, Screech ♪♪

- Who are those people?

♪♪ Mauna Lao, Mauna
Lao, Mauna Lao ♪♪

♪♪ Pokuku Mauna Lao, Screech ♪♪

- The Pokuku.

They're one of our
ancient Polynesian tribes.

The Hawaiians call
them the Hooey Pupule.

- What does that mean?

- The idiot fringe.

♪♪ Mauna Lao, Mauna
Lao, Mauna Lao ♪♪

♪♪ Pokuku Mauna Lao, Screech ♪♪

♪♪ Mauna Lao, Mauna
Lao, Mauna Lao ♪♪

♪♪ Pokuku Mauna Lao, Screech ♪♪

- Thanks for the
lift, my people.

(pager beeping)

- We must return to work, but
we will drive our cabs happily

knowing that you are here
to help us save our land.

- Aloha, Chief Screech.

- Aloha, guys.

May you be blessed
with big tippers.

(people humming)

(uptempo music)

- Okay, guys.

I got it.

All right, listen.

The principals are in
rooms 1209 to 1245.

- Okay.
- All right?

- Hey, look out.

It's Belding.

- Mr. Belding.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Are you sure you won't
join us for a morning swim?

- Oh, thank you Ms. Hodgkiss,

but I want to sample
that breakfast buffet.

I'm a real sucker for those
macadamia nut pancakes.

- Yeah.

Bye then.

- Have a good time.

- Okay.

Lisa, Kelly, you take
those three women.

Everyone else, let's
hit the 12th floor.

Let's go.
- Let's go.

(uptempo music)

Hmm.

Yo, room service.
(knocking on door)

- Come in.

- Hey, how you doing?

Hope you're a hungry guy.

- Famished, actually.

$15 for this?

One piece of bacon
and a slice of toast?

- Oh, I almost
forgot the pineapple.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

The menu says fresh pineapple.

- So we lied.

There you go.

Which brings us to my tip
and I usually get 30%.

So cough up, huh?

- I'm not giving you a penny.

- Oh, a cheapskate, huh?

Then get your own breakfast.

- [Man] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa.

(knocking on door)

- Come in.

- Maid service, maid service.

- I'm not ready
for maid service.

- Ah, this room is a pig stye.

What have you done to it?

I've got work to do.

Get out, get out.

- I'm in my nightgown.

- What do I care?

Get out, get out.

Out.

Get out.

Get out.

(upbeat music)

- [Kelly And Lisa] Shark!

- [Woman] Run for it!

(people screaming)

(knocking on door)

- Good morning.

- We're here to fumigate.

- Fumigate?

Does this room have bugs?

- Does this room have bugs?

(laughing)

- All the rooms have bugs.

Not to mention rodents.

But stay cool.

Fumigation is a
hotel service, right?

Okay, party on, dude.

Blast away.

- Party time.

Ready, aim, fire.

- Is that poisonous?

- Well, how do you
think we kill the bugs?

Duh.

- The management says to stay
out of the room for 12 hours,

but two days is safer, right?

Let's beat it, dude.

- We're out of here.

- [Zack] Come on,
come on, come on.

What did you put in there?

- Oh, it's my own
special concoction.

And that skunk juice gives it
that little something extra.

- Stop, you two.

- [Both] Uh-oh.

(uptempo music)

(clears throat)

- [Zack] Andrea.

- I think I liked
it better shorter.

- What are you doing here?

- I work here and it
looks like you do, too.

- Oh, no.

We're just pretending.

- Screech.

- Hey, that's no
way to treat a king.

- Look, we have some
business to take care of,

but maybe afterwards
we can meet somewhere.

- I don't think so, Zack.

- Andrea, I haven't
stopped thinking about you

since the airport.

And now that we've wound
up in the same elevator,

don't you believe in fate?

- Well, I never used to.

(elevator dings)

(upbeat music)

- Well, look who's here.

- Now sir, I know you
told us to stay away,

but we just had to
try this buffet.

- Yeah.

We hear it's awesome.

- Why don't you join me?

- You know, Mr. Belding,
we've gotta hand it to you.

You really know
how to pick hotels.

- Mm-hmm.

- As a tour leader, you
develop a certain knack.

This is one fantastic
place, isn't it?

- This place is an
outrage, Belding.

How dare you book us here.

- What?

- This is the rudest
establishment I've ever set foot in.

- Mrs. Finley, I.

- Sharks!

Sharks.

There are sharks out there.

We almost got eaten alive.

- Sharks?

- Derek, please.

I don't have time for breakfast.

I'm supposed to be on
the beach in 10 minutes.

- Well, just tell your
supervisor you're with me.

She won't say a word.

- But that's not
fair to the others.

- Andrea, you are my girlfriend

and my father owns this hotel.

Who care about being fair?

Let's eat.

- We could've been poisoned.

- It's jaws were
three feet wide.

- What's going on over there?

Excuse me!

I'm Derek Worthington, the
assistant manager of the hotel.

May I be of assistance?

- A little late, isn't he?

(people chattering)

- Are you a guest in
this hotel, young man?

- Me?

I wouldn't stay in a
shark-infested hotel

with a staff full of
discourteous punks.

(people chattering)

- Do you know your hotel is
crawling with roaches and rats?

- Sir, I assure you.

- I assure you you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

Belding, we demand that you
move us to another hotel.

- Immediately.

- And you should have every
maid in the place expelled.

- [Women] Yeah.

- Derek.

Derek, if you want to
have breakfast with me,

the clock is ticking.

- All right.

Who needs these people anyway?

- Great.

Now I've gotta find a
hotel with rooms for 40.

- Mr. Belding, maybe
we can help you.

- Shh, don't tell him.

We've got the place to
ourselves for a few more days.

- Slater, Slater.

Don't be selfish.

He's our friend
and he's in a jam.

- Yeah.

No, no, I'm desperate.

- Well, sir.

My grandfather's hotel
is really fabulous.

And a big group of Japanese
tourists might be checking out.

Maybe I can ask my grandfather

to find some room
for your group.

- Oh, really?

And it's a good hotel?

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah.

It's very, very quiet.

- What about the staff?

I mean, it's not like
the one here, is it?

- Mr. Belding, from the
second you meet the staff,

you'll feel like you've
known them for years.

- I'm sold.

Kelly, can you make it happen?

- Let's go call.

- Great.

- Mission accomplished.

(uptempo music)

How's this, Jessie Lani?

- Perfect, Slater pooh.

- Harry, you have an
amazing bunch of kids here.

- Come on, Brian.

- They are amazing.

This little gal's the
most amazing one of all.

- Well, you'll get
no argument from me.

- [Zack] All right, everybody.

On your toes.

Here they come.

- [Harry] Okay.

- [Zack] Okay?

- Oh, Kelly.

Good luck, huh?

I'll see you later.

(horns honking)

♪♪ Welcome to The
Hawaiian Hideaway ♪♪

♪♪ Your cares will slide away ♪♪

♪♪ Beneath the sunshine in the
morning and the moon at night ♪♪

Welcome, everybody.

- Our new guests are driven by

my fellow tribesmen
Keanu and Pono.

Whose land I'm going
to save somehow.

Wave to the camera, guys.

- Would you quit clowning around

and start helping with
the people's bags?

Come on, let's go.

- [Jessie] Aloha.

- You must be Mr. Belding.

- Do I look that stupid?

- I'm...

I'm Richard Belding.

- Well, welcome to The Hideaway.

I'm Harry Bannister.

- [Richard] Oh.

- You know, the kids have
told me a lot about you.

- Only good things, I hope.

- Don't worry, Mr. Belding.

We left out the time
you locked yourself

in the girls bathroom.

(laughs)

- No, I heard that one, too.

Excuse me.

- Zack.

- Yeah?

- What's going on here?

What, the guests have to carry
the other guest's suitcases?

- Oh, no, Mr. B.

You're looking at the staff.

- You?

Who's going to run
all the activities?

- We are.

- Oh, Zack.

You can't do this to me.

I promised these people a
genuine Hawaiian experience.

- No problem.

They'll get it.

(laughs)

(upbeat music)

- All right, sir.

- [Man] Thank you.

- Ship shape, matey.

All checked out and ready to go.

- All right, welcome
aboard, everybody.

I'm Zack Morris, your captain,

and this is Screech Powers,

my first mate and
Hawaiian fish authority.

- Thank you, Captain Morris.

And aloha, principals.

We hope to see a wide variety

of our fin-covered
friends today.

Among them, the
Picasso triggerfish.

Latin name,
rhinecanthus aculeatus.

Hawaiian name, humumumunuku.

(engine starts)

(yells)

(upbeat music)

- Yeah.

That's how you do it.

Oh, my gosh.

- Hey!

- It's Belding.

Well, guys, it's been great fun.

I gotta go.

I'll see ya.

- Hawaiian baked ham.

Place ham in pan thick side up.

The whole thing is thick.

Reserve the meat.

Reserve the meat?

I already have it.

Dredge with sugar and reduce.

What does all this mean?

- What do they call the
yellow fish over there?

(chuckles)

- All right, everybody.

Let's hula.

Raise your arms level with your
chest and extend your hands.

Bend your knees slightly.

That's it.

Now, move to the right.

Move to the left.

Now sway your hips to the music.

Good.

- Excuse me.

Aren't we supposed
to be telling a story

with our hand movements?

- Mm-hmm.

- Uh, I was just
getting to that.

Follow me.

♪♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
climbed up the water spout ♪♪

♪♪ Down came the rain and
washed the spider out ♪♪

♪♪ Out came the sun and
dried up all the rain ♪♪

♪♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider
climbed up the spout again ♪♪

(people applauding)

(sighs)

- Ow!

Ow!

(grunts)

(pans clattering)

(Screech groans)

(engine cranking)

- Screech.

- Are we home yet?

- No, you nimwad.

We're miles from shore and
the motor won't turn over.

- Great.

We're stuck out in
the middle of nowhere.

(engine cranks)

- Wait a minute.

Did you check the
gas before we left?

- Oops.

I knew I forgot something.

- Oh, great.

Stuck out here in the
middle of noplace.

- You know, why
don't we all enjoy

this peaceful moment, huh?

While I figure a way
to get us home safely.

- Oh, sure.

- Ah, this is so picturesque.

I wish I had my camera.

- Would you shut up
and let me think?

- Oh, I could get a
great composition,

especially with that
speedboat in back.

- Speedboat?

Screech, that's Andrea.

Andrea, it's me Zack!

- Hi, Zack.

I like your hat.

- We seem to be stuck here.

- Yeah, I could see that.

- Can you help us?

- Wait a second.

I have to check with my skier.

Can we help them?

- She says to leave you there.

- Oh, but Andrea.

- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

We'll tow you back.

(sighs)

- Jensen, I hired
you for this job

because you're the best
construction supervisor in Hawaii.

- Well, thank you,
Mr. Worthington.

- And I know you wouldn't
dare let me down.

- No, sir.

- The new addition of
the Royal Pacific Hotel

must be completed and ready
for opening by next Easter.

I've asked my son
Derek to work with you

to make sure you
stay on schedule.

- Well, that'll be nice.

- Two weeks from today I want
to see bulldozers down there.

Just level everything
and get to work.

- Then the Pokuku will
be out of their shacks.

- Evicted.

We've taken care
of those crazies.

- And The Hideaway has to sell
to Dad or face foreclosure.

They haven't had
a guest in months.

- But isn't that The Hideaway's
boat with people in it?

- Yes.

Isn't that your
girlfriend towing them?

- [Derek] Well,
it looks like her.

- Well, it looks like her.

Get down there and do
something about it.

- Right.

- You know, you really saved me.

You're not only
beautiful, you're my hero.

- It's nothing, Zack.

Hotels around here always
help each other out.

I have to get my guests back.

Just remember, this
thing needs gas.

- Right.

But wait.

When can I see you again?

- I don't know.

I'm really very busy.

- What about lunch tomorrow?

- Andrea!

Andrea, what are you doing?

- Oh, I'm not up to explaining.

I gotta get the
boat back, Derek!

I'll talk to you later.

- What about lunch?

You name the place.

- Mahani Point.

One o'clock.

- I'll see you there.

- Will you get your
hands off of me?

- Well, we had ourselves
a real little adventure

on the high seas, didn't we?

- You're incompetent.

- Yes, sir.

Well, we better get
ready for dinner

because tonight we've planned
an authentic Hawaiian feast.

- It better be good.

- Well, the salad was a hit.

They're ready for
the main course.

- Good, good.

Jessie, okay.

Let's hit 'em with the ham.

- I don't think it's done yet.

- Are you sure you're
not overcooking it?

- No, it's only been
in for seven hours.

- Seven hours?

- Oh.

- This just might
blow it for us all.

- Oh, Jess.

- [Jessie] Sorry.

- Jessie, this
ham was precooked.

You were only supposed to
heat it up for an hour.

- Look, just because I'm female,

I'm not supposed
to be Julia Child.

- Yeah, you're right.

It's okay, dear.

Maybe it's not
burnt on the inside.

(grunting)

- I'm afraid we'll
never find out.

- [Both] Hail to the chief.

- Hey, brothers.

- Screech, would you get
these characters out of here?

We're in a crisis.

- To celebrate your return,
and the salvation of our land,

we have prepared Pokuku stew
for you and your friends.

(fingers snapping)

- [Screech] Oh.

- So, what's in it?

- Hey, this recipe is a secret.

Preserved for 20 generations.

People gave their lives
to get this recipe.

- Okay, okay.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I've got a hungry
group out there.

Let's keep this
food coming, huh?

- I say we go with the stew.

- Right.
- Oh, yeah.

- Thank you very much.

- What is this?

- Maybe we should've
gone with the ham.

- I like it.

- Very unusual.

And very tasty.

- Sure is.

- Hey, guys.

That stew was
supposed to be for us.

(gasps)

- Hello.

- Hi, Brian.

What brings you here?

- Well, I wanted to find
out how it went today.

- That was really nice of you.

We've had our rough moments,

but I think everything
turned out all right.

- Great.

Listen, Kelly.

I'm taking my boat out tomorrow.

I'd love to show
you some of Honolulu

if you have some free time.

- Well, I'm supposed to
make up the beds tomorrow.

- Oh.

- But you're looking
at the fastest

bed maker upper in Hawaii.

- (laughs) Great.

- We're going, we're going.

- All right, everybody.

Get comfortable.

Here we go.

(tone squeals)

- Hello, everybody.

And welcome.

The state flower of
Hawaii is the hibiscus.

Latin name, hibiscus.

Hawaiian name, kokio.

- Screech, just let them
enjoy the scenery, huh?

- They are prici...
(tone squeals)

They are principals, you know.

They might like education.

(engine starts)

(upbeat music)

- Sweet cakes, I think
I found a shortcut

to the Cultural Center.

- Are you sure, lamby pie?

- Yes, poochy.

Go this way.

(upbeat music)

- You know, this
really is a nice spot.

Anybody could fall in love here.

- Are you one of those
guys from the mainland

that comes to Hawaii
and falls in love?

- Well, you know,
that depends on you.

- Why don't you tell
me about yourself.

So far, all I know is
you're a phony exterminator

and a lousy sailor.

- What, don't you
like guys in uniform?

- I like you better like this.

So, are you gonna tell
me about yourself?

- All right.

My life.

Where do you want to start?

- Anywhere.

- Okay.

Well, I was born a
smoggy July day in LA.

My mother says I hit on the
first nurse who gave me a bath.

And my father says I ran a
football pool in the nursery,

but you know how
parents exaggerate.

- Yeah, I sure do.

But in your case, it's
probably the truth.

(uptempo music)

- You already have a
beautiful tan, Kelly.

- Thank you.

- Do you want me to put some
suntan lotion on your back?

- Well, if you think I need it.

- [Brian] Here we go.

- The ocean is so
beautiful out here.

This is really
nice of you, Brian.

- Oh, thanks.

But I must confess, it's
not that big of a favor.

I've been dying to get
to know you better.

- It's even nicer.

(laughs)

- Listen, Kelly.

I need to talk to
you about something.

I think it's really
great what you

and your friends are doing
for Harry, I really do,

but I'm concerned about it, too.

- Why?

- Well, what's gonna
happen after you leave?

Harry will have enough
money to avoid foreclosure,

even maybe hire a new staff,

but the Royal Pacific's just
gonna tighten the screws again.

Charles Worthington's
not gonna quit

till he gets what he wants.

- I guess I wasn't
thinking that far ahead.

- I know.

I've been think about
Harry's future a lot lately.

I mean, he's almost
60 years old.

He's lonely now that
your grandmother's gone.

You know, I just think
he'd be more comfortable

back in Los Angeles.

Close to your mom, close to
all of his grandchildren.

- Yeah, maybe he would.

- Well, sure.

I mean, you gave one last
blaze of glory at The Hideaway.

Let him sell it to Worthington.

You know, he'll pay
off all his debts

and have money left over, too.

- Well, have you
told him all this?

- I thought about it,

but I think it would mean more
coming from you, you know?

- The Hideaway's my favorite
place in the whole world.

My grandfather would
be really surprised

that I want him to sell it.

- Well, maybe.

But he'd know you had his
best interest at heart.

- Think so?

- How couldn't he?

You're the most thoughtful,
honest girl I've ever met.

(upbeat music)

- Dear, this shortcut is taking
us longer than the highway.

- We should be there
any minute, darling.

- Screech, they're
getting restless.

Say something.

- We'll soon be arriving at
the Polynesian Cultural Center

where we'll see a
spectacular show

highlighting six cultures.

Hawaiian, Tahitian, Samoan,

and can anyone name
the other three?

Hmm?

(people groaning)

I'll give you a hint.

It's not Italian.

(laughs)

(people groan)

- Oh, no.

- [Woman] End of the road?

- And that brings
us to this summer

and I came to Hawaii
with my friends.

And at the airport,

I met the most amazing
girl I've ever known.

- No, you are amazing.

You always find the
right things to say.

- Just telling the truth.

That's enough about me.

What about you?

- It'll have to wait.

It's time for me to go.

- Come on, you've
gotta at least tell me

one thing about your life.

- All right.

You pick.

- Okay.

I pick Derek Worthington.

(chuckles) How serious
are you with that guy?

- Derek.

Well, he talks about
getting engaged.

- And what do you talk about?

- I change the subject.

- (laughs) Good.

Now I'll change the subject.

I've never met anyone like you.

- Oh, really?

- Really.

- I really do have to go.

Thanks for lunch and your life.

- Wait, when are we gonna
see each other again?

- Zack, listen.

I think you're really nice, and
I think you're really funny,

and I love being with
you, but it's a bad idea.

- Why?

- Walk me back to
the hotel, okay?

- Okay.

- Thanks.

(subdued music)

- This is great, Jessie.

Just great.

- Oh, don't blame me.

Blame the map.

- Oh, sure.

And blame the oven
for wrecking the ham.

- Just be patient, everyone.

We'll be out of the woods soon.

- Why don't you shut up?

- Slater, do something.

- All right, the
road's getting wider.

I think I can turn around now.

- I don't think you can.

- When I want your opinion
I'll ask for it, okay?

- You swine.

(people groaning)

(engine revving)

- What's happening?

- It's stuck.

- Told you so.

(upbeat music)

- [Kelly] Thank you.

- [Brian] You bet.

- Well, I had a
wonderful time, Brian.

- So did I.

Just went too quick, that's all.

You sure you have to
come back so early?

- Well, if I want to talk to
my grandfather about selling,

I want to do it alone
before the guests

get back from their tours.

- All right.

You know best.

(laughs)

- Well, thanks again.

- Sure.

Good luck with Harry.

(slow guitar music)

- Bye.

- Aloha, Kelly.

I'll see you soon.

- Okay.

(uptempo music)

- Come on.

Hey, sweetheart.

This is Jennifer, my daughter.

- Oh, hi, Jennifer.

I'm Zack.

- I believe I made
it clear to you

that construction
must start on time

if we're to have
an Easter opening.

So, you can understand my
concern that The Hawaiian Hideaway

is back in business.

Just when I was expecting
them to accept my offer.

- Mr. Worthington, don't worry.

I'll deliver Harry Bannister.

I've even talked to his
granddaughter about helping us out.

And I must say, I was
extremely convincing.

(upbeat music)

- Tada.

There you go.

Well, what do you think of it?

- It's great, but now let's
build a really big one.

- Okay, but I can't do it now.

I gotta get back to my hotel.

- Well, when can you
play with me again?

- Tell you what.

I'll go find out.

But first, go back
to your babysitter

while I go ask your mom, okay?

- Okay.

Mom, I wanna play
with Zack tomorrow!

- You're good with kids.

- Well, it's easy with
a terrific kid like her.

- So, want to know
the whole story?

- Sure.

As much as you want to tell me.

- Well, Jennifer's father was
my boyfriend in high school.

And one night we
made a big mistake.

There was no
thought of marriage.

And I could not
give my baby away.

So four years
later, here we are.

- Okay, that's enough.

- So now maybe you
understand about Derek.

- No.

I still think he's a jerk.

- Look, Zack.

Water ski instructors do not
make a whole lot of money.

I couldn't go to college

because I had to work
to support Jennifer.

That limits the number
of jobs I can get.

So I'm struggling
to make ends meet

and the heir to a hotel
fortune wants to marry me.

- Wait a minute.

You don't love him.

- But I do love Jennifer.

And marrying Derek
would guarantee her

all the possibilities
I can't give her.

- All right, all right.

That's the argument for it,
but the argument against it.

I mean, the guy is a rat.

I mean, look at what he's
doing to The Hawaiian Hideaway.

- What do you mean?

- Well, the Royal
Pacific is using

every dirty trick in the book
against Kelly's grandfather

just 'cause they want his land.

- All right, if that's
true, that's Derek's father.

You can't blame him.

- No?

Wait a minute.

You think the heir to a fortune

doesn't know what
his old man is doing?

- Hey, come here, you.

- Mom, I've got a great idea.

Zack can come over
for dinner tonight.

- No, honey.

Remember?

Tonight we're having dinner
at the hotel with Uncle Derek.

- Do we have to?

- Oh, what a terrific kid.

Tell you what.

To make up for the boring time
you're gonna have tonight,

why don't you come to The
Hideaway tomorrow for our luau?

- I'll let you know.

- Well, I gotta
get back to work.

Bye, Jennifer.

Talk her into it.

Bye, Andrea.

- Bye, Zack.

Thanks for lunch.

- I really like him, Mommy.

- Me, too.

Me, too.

- So you think it's time
for me to sell the place?

- Well, I just
think you're having

so much trouble with it now.

And we'd love to have you
back home with the family.

- Oh, I don't know, Kelly.

You know, this has
been my home ever since

I got out of the Navy
and decided to stay here.

I put 30 years of my
life into The Hideaway.

It would be real hard
for me to call it quits.

- I know it would, Grandpa.

You know, I remember
sitting here when I was

four or five years old making
shell necklaces with Grandma.

- Yeah.

You gave me one.

I still have it.

- I have so many
memories here, Grandpa.

I would hate to think The
Hideaway wouldn't be here

for me to come back to,

but it still might be
time for you to sell it.

- I don't know, Kelly.

I promise to give it a
whole lot of thought, okay?

- Okay.

- If you would've
just listened to me.

- You were turning
around in the mud.

It's stuck there, huh?

- Brace yourselves.

We've just had a disaster
and it's all Jessie's fault.

- Oh, what does it matter
whose fault it was?

- Oh, sure, you're just saying
that 'cause it was yours.

- Wait a minute.

What was the disaster?

- Well.

- Hi, everybody.

What happened to you?

- Thanks to Christopher
Columbus over here

we got lost on the way
to the Cultural Center.

- Oh, and thanks
to muscle brains,

the bus got stuck in
the mud turning around.

- So how'd you get it out?

- Well, we're right there.

- Hey, hey.

I'm warning all of you.

My group is ready to leave.

They didn't travel 2,000
miles to break their backs

pushing some bus.

- If this group leaves, I'll
have no choice but to sell.

- All right, everybody.

Hold on, let's not panic.

I mean, Mr. Belding,
I'm sorry you missed

the show at the Cultural Center,

but tomorrow night
is the big luau.

Your group will love it.

- Yeah, well.

If they don't, I guarantee
you they're pulling out.

- What's the matter with him?

- Well, you know Belding.

So, what's for supper, Lisa?

- 40 TV dinners.

Just pop 'em in the oven.

- TV dinners?

You were supposed to cook.

- You didn't expect me to stay
inside on a day like this.

- Lisa, you're just
as bad as Jessie.

- There you go again,
you male chauvinist pig.

- That's right, I am a pig.

Why don't you put me in
the oven and burn me?

- Don't tempt me.

- All right.

$100.

I'll take cash.

(shells blowing)

(people chattering)

- Welcome.

It is time to officially
begin the luau

with the removal
of the Kalua pig.

Chef Screech.

- Thank you.

Four hours ago we stuffed
the pig with hot stones

and then buried it in the sand.

Now it's steamed to perfection.

Brothers, dig it up.

(upbeat guitar music)

- How deep did you bury it?

- Well, not that
deep, I thought.

- Are you sure you're
digging in the right place?

- Well, of course I am.

It's just opposite
those two palm trees.

Or was it those two palm trees?

- Oh, no.

- You lost the pig, you idiot?

- Just for that, Lisa,
you can't have seconds.

If we find it.

- Oh, no, no, no.

You're gonna find it or we're
gonna bury you under the sand.

- Well, then how
will you find me?

- Shut up.

Uh...

It seems it's taking a little
longer than we thought.

Why don't you all
take your seats

for our spectacular stage show?

- It's gonna be great, isn't it?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, let's go.

Here we go.

All right.

(people chattering)

- Okay, guys.

Let's get into our costumes.

- [Slater] Right.

- I always thought
you were kidding me

with those stories
about Screech.

- I wish.

(uptempo drum music)

(crowd applauding)

- Hey, did I tell you?

My girl's out there, Slater.

She's out there.

- Was that her
daughter with her?

- Yeah.

What's the matter,
you don't like kids?

- No, I love kids, Zack.

But I don't think I'm ready
to be a father to one.

- Well, you don't understand.

- What do you mean?

- Well, you remember how
much I cared about Kelly?

- Yeah.

- Well, I love Andrea
even more than that.

- I understand, but
remember, you just met her.

- It doesn't matter.

I feel like I've known
her my whole life.

- Look, Zack.

She's older than you
are and she's a mother.

Maybe you should slow down, huh?

- It's too late.

I can't slow down.

- All I'm saying, as your
friend, is think it over.

- Yeah.

I have thought it over.

I've got to find a
way to be with Andrea.

- We saw you and Brian Handsome

checking each other out, Kelly.

- Come on, Lisa.

We're just friends.

- Oh.

Well, if you don't
want him, Kelly,

I'll trade you
Slater and throw in

the rest of the football team.

- Oh, that's a steal.

I mean, Brian's
gorgeous, he's a lawyer,

he's got a yacht,
he's a 10 going on 11.

- Yeah, he is sweet, isn't he?

- Sweet?

Frosted Flakes are sweet, honey.

This man is the whole enchilada.

- Okay, I'll admit it.

I'm crazy about him.

- What do we do, Chief Screech?

(dog barks)

- [Screech] Dig.

(upbeat music)

(uptempo guitar music)

(crowd applauding)

- Everybody, I found the pig!

(crowd cheering)

- [Man] Let's eat.

- Oh, Kelly.

Kelly, it's just like old times.

- Well, Jennifer, what was
your favorite part of the show?

- When Screech found the pig.

(laughs)

- Zack, we had a
great time tonight,

but now I have to
get Jennifer to bed.

- Mommy, I'm not tired.

- Yes, you are.

- Tell you what.

I'll walk you to your
car and I'll carry you.

- Ooh.

- Come on, come on.

Okay.

Tickle monster.

- Uh-huh.

Huh?

Hey, you can relax now, Harry.

Your guests aren't
going anywhere.

Hey.

- Honey, I did think
about what you said.

But I look around tonight
and see all these happy faces

and I know this is what I want.

This is where I want to stay.

And even if things
get rough again,

I'm just not ready to put
myself out to pasture.

You understand?

- I understand.

- Hey, you two.

- Hey, Brian.

Say, you haven't said
anything about the show.

- What can I say, Harry?

You still play a mean ukulele.

And one of the hula girls
was positively beautiful.

- Now, who could he
be talking about?

- Brian, can I talk to you?

- Well, sure.

I'll talk to you later, Harry.

- Okay, Brian.

- Okay, there's my 50.

- And mine.

- Easiest money I ever made.

Now if you'll excuse me,

the malls are open
for another hour.

- See what your
big mouth cost us?

- My big mouth?

- Shh.

- Shh.

So.

I haven't always liked your
answer to this question,

but tonight I'm
feeling confident.

When am I gonna see you again?

- Anytime you want, Zack.

- I really did try
to convince him.

- I know you did.

That's all right.

It's Harry's decision.

We gotta respect it.

I'll just do everything
I can to help him.

- Grandpa's lucky to
have a friend like you.

- And a granddaughter like you.

I must go.

- Okay.

- All right.

(engine starts)

Takes a little while to warm up.

Why don't you go
on back to Harry?

- Okay.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Yes, I know, Mr. Worthington.

Look, I was convincing.

It was the granddaughter
who wasn't.

Don't worry, there's
always plan B.

Points a finger at me a
little more than I would like,

but it will achieve our purpose.

Why don't you prepare your
friends down at the bank

for a showdown on
the loan extension.

(upbeat music)

♪♪ Early in the morning
to late in the evenin' ♪♪

♪♪ Down at the beach all day ♪♪

♪♪ Checkin' out the girls with
their tans and their curls ♪♪

♪♪
♪♪ Soon I'll be catchin' a wave

♪♪ Anytime I'm near the ocean ♪♪

♪♪ I feel a tide of emotion ♪♪

♪♪
♪♪ Gettin' set for a good time

♪♪ Headin' down to the
shoreline, surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ Grab your friends and
take 'em to a place ♪♪

♪♪ Where it's fun in
the sun all day ♪♪

♪♪ Win or lose it
really doesn't matter ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause love could
be on the way ♪♪

♪♪ You'll get caught
up in the motion ♪♪

♪♪ Like a tide in the ocean ♪♪

♪♪ Got a good feelin' inside ♪♪

♪♪ I'm gonna take you for
a ride, surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ We'll turn every
way but loose ♪♪

♪♪ You're gonna feel so fine ♪♪

♪♪ I think that
maybe we're ready ♪♪

♪♪ We're ready, ready
for a good time ♪♪

♪♪ In the sand, the
surf, and the sunshine ♪♪

♪♪ Get set for a good time ♪♪

♪♪ Headin' out to the
shoreline, surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ Grab your friends and
take 'em to a place ♪♪

♪♪ Where it's fun in
the sun all day ♪♪

♪♪ Win or lose it
really doesn't matter ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause love could
be on the way ♪♪

♪♪ The only life for me ♪♪

♪♪ Is the sand and
sea, surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ Surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ Surfer dude ♪♪

♪♪ Surfer dude ♪♪

- $21,412.

- Yes, sir.

That's all the
back mortgage I owe

including interest
and penalties.

- But, Mr. Bannister,
you still owe us

the balance of your loan.

That's another $50,000.

- Wait a minute, Mr. Warburton,

we filed an extension
on the loan.

Mr. Bannister has another
year to pay off the balance.

- That's right.

- There's no loan extension
in Mr. Bannister's file.

Those monies are owed now.

- Wait a minute, Harry.

Last summer I sent you
extension papers to sign

and return to the
bank, remember?

- Yeah.

Yeah, but didn't you say
to send 'em back to you?

- Well, no.

And in any case, I
never received 'em.

- We're aware of
an existing offer

to purchase Mr.
Bannister's property.

And the potential buyer
is also our customer.

- Well, George.

Where do we stand?

- Mr. Bannister stands on the
brink of foreclosure, Charles.

- So, Bannister.

Not so long ago you
called my offer insulting.

But considering your
current situation,

I'd say it's more than fair.

- Well, what does all this mean?

- It means, sweetheart,
unless I sell right now,

I'll lose everything I've got.

- Maybe I can do something.

Talk to Derek or his father.

- I appreciate
the offer, Andrea,

but I've already
agreed to the sale.

- I just don't understand how

they maneuvered
you into it, Harry.

- The details don't matter.

They just took
advantage of a foul-up

between me and my lawyer.

- Did it have anything to
do with a loan extension?

- How did you know?

- Well, I just overheard
Brian discussing it

with someone on his car phone.

- Brian?

- When?

- After the luau.

Right after he kissed Kelly.

- Lisa, you were spying on us?

- Hey, this guy sounds like
he was worth spying on.

- How dare you.

Brian has put his whole
heart into helping Grandpa.

He's been willing
to work for nothing.

- Sometimes you get
what you pay for.

- Kelly, when you were
encouraging me to sell,

was that an idea
you got from Brian?

- Well, he talked about it, but.

- Okay, okay.

Don't feel bad, sweetheart.

He fooled me, too.

- I'm so sorry, Grandpa.

I'm gonna kill him.

- You do and I'll kill you.

- Zack, I think your loyalties
are a wee bit twisted.

- No, look.

Brian is the most
valuable ally we've got.

See, we know he's
tied to Worthington,

but he doesn't know
that we know it.

- Zack, it's too late.

- No, Harry.

It's never too late.

Where's Brian now?

- At his office.

He was gonna tear it upside down

looking for that loan extension.

Although he's sure
it's not there.

- You know, he's right.

Those missing papers
never turn up.

The Pokuku have been
looking for the lost

deed to their land since 1872.

- Will you stop it with
your cuckoo Pokuku?

- Don't hit him.

He's given me an idea.

You see, all we need
is some kind of proof

that the Pokuku own the land.

Then Worthington
can't build on it.

- Yeah.

- I've got it.

Let's get started.

(uptempo music)

- Well, Professor Jameson's
the world's foremost expert

on Polynesian culture.

Zack gave him the parchment as
soon as the Pokuku found it.

- That's great.

- Well, the professor's office
is inside this building.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

- Oh, this will never work.

- Why not?

We've done stuff like
this a million times

in your office, Mr. Belding.

- Huh?

- Huh.

- Come on.

Hello, it's Kelly Kapowski.

- Hi, Kelly.

Come on in.

- [Brian] Hey, Zack.

- [Zack] How you doing?

- [Brian] Good.

- Meet Professor Jameson.

- Oh, it's a
pleasure to meet you.

I'd like to introduce Brian
Hanson, my grandfather's lawyer.

- Uh, pl, pl, pl...

Pleased to meet you both.

- Yes.

Now why don't you
sit down and listen

to what the professor
has to tell you.

- Make yourselves comfortable.

- Go ahead, Professor.

Professor, tell them
about the parchment.

- Yes, the parchment.

- Is it authentic, Professor?

- Um, well...

Without a doubt.

(laughs)

- What exactly is it?

- Well, it's a land
deed from the year 1797

signed by King
Kamehameha himself.

See, it defines the boundaries
of the Pokuku sacred ground.

- Why, that means land where
only the tribe can live

and land that no one
else can build on.

Right, Professor?

- Correct, my young friend.

- And what are the boundaries?

- Well.

The Pokuku land stops just short

of your grandfather's resort,
but this entire area here.

- That's all part of the
Royal Pacific expansion.

- Whatever.

This entire area officially
belongs to the Pokuku.

Not only that, the Pokuku
tribal ground extends here

to the Royal pacific
Hotel itself.

- What?

- Well, Mr. Worthington
built his hotel

where he shouldn't
have been building.

Now I am not an
attorney, young man,

but I'd imagine that
the Pokuku could sue

the Royal Pacific
for millions...

Make that hundreds of
millions in damages.

- Now wait a minute, Professor.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

- Jump?

Who's jumping?

Do you know the motto of
this state, Mr. Hanson?

(speaking foreign language)

The life of the land is
preserved in righteousness.

Now, I'm not the kind of man
to just make this thing up.

(Zack clears throat)

Well, put it this way.

Mr. Worthington has
made a very big boo-boo.

- Well, yes.

Apparently he has.

Listen, Kelly.

I think that I
should take this deed

and find out the best
way for us to use it.

- Whatever you think, Brian.

Thank you, professor.

It's been wonderful.

- Oh, man.

You were fantastic, Mr. B.

I mean, a little hammy here
and there, but fantastic, huh?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, assuming
a false identity,

taking over another
man's office.

I'm just glad I'm getting
off this island tomorrow

while I still have the chance.

- Ah, come on.

I mean, that crooked
lawyer did a lot worse

to Harry and Kelly.

- True, true.

So I was fantastic, huh?

(laughs)

Pokuku.

(both laugh)

(upbeat music)

(phone rings)

- Brian Hanson.

- Mr. Hanson, I'm calling
for Charles Worthington.

He'd like you to meet
him at his office

in about a half hour if
that's at all possible.

- Oh, that'll be fine.

Tell him I want to see him
about something myself.

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Bye.

- Who was that?

- Oh, that was just a client.

Listen, Kelly.

I want to go
straight to my office

and work out a
game plan on this.

Do you mind taking a taxi
cab back to The Hideaway?

- Of course not.

- You're an angel.

Oh, and good work.

(engine starts)

- 555-6755.

- Hello.

Yes, I'm calling
for Brian Hanson.

He'd like to meet Mr. Worthington
in about a half hour.

Yeah, he said to
tell him it's urgent.

Thank you.

- Yes.

(buzzer buzzes)

- Yes?

Urgent?

All right.

Tell Mr. Hanson I'll
be waiting for him.

- Excuse us.

Electrical emergency.

You'll have to step out
of your office, sir.

- What?

What emergency?

- Your meter box is
shooting off sparks.

The problem is on this floor

and we have to
check every outlet.

- How long will it take?

- Well, the sooner we start,
the sooner we'll be done.

- Okay, Screech.

Set the camera.

(suspenseful music)

Hurry up.

He's supposed to
be there by now.

- Patience, my friend.

Okay, I think we're patched in.

- Great.

Turn up the sound.

- Would you like
popcorn with that?

- Look, Mr. Worthington.

Whatever it is you
wanted to see me about,

this is more important.

- I wanted to see you?

- I know, but I have
something crucial to show you.

(knocking on door)

- Get that.

- [Charles] Let me
just get this call.

Yes?

No, no, I can't talk now.

I'm really very busy.

- So, how's it going?

- Perfect timing.

- Oh, yeah?

- The entertainment's
just started.

- [Charles] I'll call him back.

- I've just come
from the university

and you wouldn't believe
what I picked up there.

- [Charles] What is this?

- [Brian] Be careful
with it, sir.

- It's astounding, isn't it?

This moldy old piece of
paper could destroy me.

All these years I've
been building my empire

on somebody else's land.

- What are we gonna
do about it, Dad?

- I think you know the
answer to that question, son.

Watch this, boys.

- I can't believe I
dated that sleazeball.

- Hey, I envy you.

I dated Brian.

- Shh.

This is it.

- Hey, I think I can
zoom in for a closeup.

- Leave it alone.

- [Charles] That's the
end of those crazies.

No one will know.

- We got 'em.

(uptempo music)

- [People] Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

- Come on, wave 'em, guys.

- [People] Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

Save our land.

- Here comes our friend the rat.

- You know, he expects
us to believe he gave

that parchment to
three different experts

and they all swore
it was a forgery.

- Yeah, but we all know
what he really did with it.

- I'm really gonna kill him.

- Kelly, I know you're upset
and killing is the right idea,

but not now.

Trust me.

- You sure this isn't gonna
be too painful for you?

- No.

No, Brian.

I was here 30 years
ago at the beginning,

I sure want to be
here at the end.

- [Woman] Mr. Worthington.

- Mr. Worthington, we
understand you intend

to open this
expansion next Easter.

- That's correct, Larry.

Not only do I intend
to, but I will.

- Any comment, sir, on
the continued protests

by the Pokuku Tribe?

- Well, they have no
valid claim to this land

and it's a shame that
they want to stand

in the way of progress.

But still, I have
the greatest respect

for all our native tribes.

In fact, many of our new suites
are going to be decorated

in authentic Polynesian motifs.

- Over here for the ground
breaking, Mr. Worthington.

(people chattering)

- Zack, you've got to
see this tape we shot.

- Is he annoying you
with that, or what?

- No, not really.

Here, take a look, Brian.

- What?

Kelly, don't your
friends understand

what's about to happen here?

- They sure do.

Go ahead, Brian.

Look.

- You need sound
for the full effect.

- This moldy old piece of
paper could destroy me.

- It don't look so good, Brian.

- Not yet.

- I think you better go show
that tape to Mr. Worthington.

- Right.

- Say, why don't we get
my son in the picture?

This will all be his some day.

Derek, come on.

- Mr. Worthington, I
need to speak with you.

- Can't you see I'm busy?

- Yeah.

It's an emergency.

- Folks, I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

Thank you, thank you.

The hotel better
be on fire, Brian.

- It's worse.

Look in here.

Look in the lens.

Here.

- All these years I was building

my empire on
somebody else's land.

- Andrea, I've been
trying to call you.

Where you been?

Dad, what are you looking at?

- All right.

How much is this
tape going to cost?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

You can have it.

You see, we've got the original.

- Zack, you should
be my new lawyer.

I'm kicking out the old one.

- Dad, what's going on?

- Shut up, Derek.

You know, you can't prove
that land deed was real.

- And you can't prove it wasn't.

And it sure looks like you
thought it was real on the tape.

You know, the Pokuku
could have a lot

of fun with that in court.

- You mean they have.

- I said shut up, Derek.

Now, what's it going to cost
to keep this tape confidential?

- First, you call off
the ground breaking.

And then you sell The
Hideaway back to Harry

and he'll pay the same
amount you paid him.

- Well, that price is insulting.

You said so yourself.

- Considering your
current situation,

I'd say it's more than fair.

- And then, you leave The
Hideaway alone forever.

- Mr, Worthington, as your
lawyer, I'd advise you.

- What makes you think
you're still my lawyer?

You're fired.

And you'll never work
on this island again.

All right.

You've got a deal.

- Great.

Now call off the party.

- One last thing.

Was that deed real?

- You'll never know.

Guess you shouldn't
have burned it.

- Stop, camera thief!

- Andrea, I have a real good
explanation for all this.

- No, you don't.

Have a nice life, Derek.

You sure were cool
with Worthington.

- Hey, after all my run-ins
with Belding, this was a breeze.

- Now?

- [All] Now.

- Brian.

- Kelly, I'm really.

(people applauding)

- Wow.

Hey, that's my granddaughter.

Did you see that right?

(laughs)

(upbeat music)

(people applauding)

- The Pokuku stew is ready.

(people chattering)

- Some vacation, huh, mama?

- Oh, I can't believe it'll
all be over by tomorrow.

- You know, I've been thinking.

It's crazy the way we
fight all the time.

We really love each other.

Let's never fight again, okay?

- I'll kiss to that.

- 200 bucks says you'll be
fighting before the plane lands.

- There you are, my boss.

- Thank you, Keanu.

- Boss?

- Well, yeah.

Now that I've saved
my people's land,

the Pokukus would like
to work closer to home.

I knew Harry needs a staff,
so I made a suggestion.

- Chief Screech is always
looking out for us.

- Oh, they can cook.

But I told Screech we'd
have to hire a manager

from outside the tribe.

Oversee everything.

- Hey, that's a
smart move, Harry.

- Just don't hire Derek.

- No, not Derek, Andrea.

You.

- Me?

- I'm only hiring you
under certain conditions.

I won't pay you
more than five times

what you were getting
at the Royal Pacific

and you've got to start
taking night classes

at the university.

- I always wanted to
go back to school.

But Harry, if you're serious
about hiring me as a manager,

I wouldn't have time to go.

- We'll work it out.

And you'll have plenty of
time to be with Jennifer, too.

- And if you're interested
in studying archeology,

Zack has an in with a
professor at the college.

- That was Mr.
Belding, you goofball.

- Oh.

(laughing)

- Okay, let's eat, let's eat.

- I'm not that hungry.

Want to take a walk?

- Sure, yeah.

- I don't want to say goodbye.

- I know.

Neither do I.

- This has been the best
two weeks of my life.

- Mine too, Zack.

- Look, I was thinking.

I mean, I'm gonna be 18 soon
and I can do what I want.

I could quit school
and move to Hawaii.

I bet Harry would
give me a job, too.

- [Andrea] Zack, you can't.

- But I love you,
and I love Jennifer,

and I want to be with you.

- I'm not gonna let you make
a big mistake like I did.

I want you to go back
home, finish high school,

go to college.

- None of that means as
much as being with you.

I know you love me, Andrea.

I know it.

- I do love you, Zack.

- [Zack] Okay, then.

- But that's why
I'm saying this.

Look.

I missed my graduation
because I was in labor.

It's taken me four
years just to begin

to get it back together.

I almost wrecked my life
and I'm not gonna let you

do the same thing to yours.

- Even if we love each other?

- Because we love each other.

- All right.

If I do all that.

If I finish school
and everything

and I still want to be with you.

- Then you sure as
heck better come

straight back here
and look me up.

(subdued music)

- Thanks for everything, sir.

- Come here.

- You have done everything
your ancestor foretold.

We will never forget
you, Chief Screech.

- Every day we will
sing your praises.

- Brothers, please.

Don't get carried away.

Once or twice a week is enough.

- Your new staff
looks pretty good.

- Well, they'll never be as
good as the one I'm losing.

Thanks for everything, Kelly.

Oh.

I found a little
memento for you.

It's the shell necklace
you made with your grandma.

- You keep it.

We made it for you.

I love you, Grandpa.

- I love you, Kelly.

I'm gonna miss you.

Goodbye.

- Okay.

- Come here.

- Goodbye.

- Bye, Zack.

- I'll write you every day.

Well, once I learn how to write.

- Oh, yeah?

- Bye.

- Come on, bud.

♪♪
♪♪ When today is just a memory

♪♪ We'll be lookin'
back on yesterday ♪♪

- Ooh, ooh.

Wait, wait, wait, me, me, me.

♪♪ These were the best
times of our lives ♪♪

♪♪
♪♪ And they'll never fade away

- [Screech] And so, our Hawaiian
adventure comes to an end.

You know, I think
there's one Hawaiian word

that would be appropriate here.

It means hello, goodbye, and
to remember with affection.

Aloha.

♪♪ Never fade away ♪♪

(uptempo music)