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"SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS."
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H-A-P-P-I-- GOOD, ONE "N."
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"HONEY WHITLOCK."
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W-H-I-T-- GOOD, GOOD.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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TRY MOVING A LITTLE MORE
TO THE RIGHT, SINCLAIR.
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IS THAT BETTER,
MR. STILLINGS ?
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YEAH. YEAH,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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BUT TRY MOVING THE "N"
A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT.
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HMM.
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- HAVE YOU MET
MISS WHITLOCK YET ?
- NOT TILL TONIGHT.
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BUT DON'T WORRY, SINCLAIR.
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.
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YOU PROMISE ?
I'D KILL TO MEET HER.
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[ People Chattering, Whistle Blows ]
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OHH, WHAT A TOWN.
[ Laughs ]
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YOU KNOW, I TELL
EVERYBODY IN HOLLYWOOD...
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THAT IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT ON LOCATION IN BALTIMORE,
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YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO BRING
A CREW FROM LOS ANGELES.
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BECAUSE BALTIMORE REALLY IS BEST.
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AND REMEMBER, MISS WHITLOCK...
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IS EVERY INCH A MOVIE STAR,
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AND SHE EXPECTS TO BE ONSTAGE AT 7:10 P.M. EXACTLY...
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IN ORDER TO ENSURE LIVE COVERAGE...
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FROM EACH OF THE THREE LOCAL NEWS SHOWS.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
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I HEAR SHE'S REALLY A NICE PERSON.
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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LOOK AT THIS DUMP OF A TOWN.
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GET ME THE FUCK BACK TO L.A.
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GOD, IF ONE MORE ASSHOLE
MENTIONS A CRAB CAKE TO ME,
I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.
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WELL, DID YOU TRY
THE STEAMED CRABS ?
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THEY'RE RED
AND REALLY TASTY.NO, I DID NOT.
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I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANY KIND
OF MEAL THAT YOU HAVE TO BEAT
WITH A FUCKING MALLET,
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WEARING SOME STUPID
KIND OF LITTLE BIB.
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[ Knock At Door ]JUST A MINUTE !
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WHILE FAMILIES OF MUTANTS
GAWK IN MY FACE.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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HI.
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YOUR LIMOUSINE
IS HERE, MISS WHITLOCK.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
CHARLES, DARLING.
I'M SO EXCITED.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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LIBBY, DO YOU THINK
THAT PAT NIXON GOT FUCKED
IN THIS HOTEL ROOM ?
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WHAT ?
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IT IS CALLED
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE,
ISN'T IT ?
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YES, BUT--
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I BET SHE DID.
CALL THE MANAGER AND ASK HIM.
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I CAN'T ASK THAT.
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PAT NIXON
WAS A STROKE VICTIM.
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I BELIEVE IT IS YOUR JOB
TO ASK, IS IT NOT ?
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NOW, CALL DOWNSTAIRS
AND ASK THE MANAGER...
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IF PAT NIXON GOT FUCKED
IN MY HOTEL ROOM.
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I WANT TO KNOW.
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YES, MISS WHITLOCK.
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[ Chattering ]
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6:41 P.M.
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A STAR IS BORN.
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TEN-FOUR, PETIE.
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CHRIST, LYLE. LOOK !
THERE'S WHAT'S-HER-NAME
FROM E! NETWORK.
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[ Chuckles ]
WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THE TITS ON HER !
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[ Grunts ]
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6:43 P.M.
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♪♪ [ Piano ]
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THE HOTEL MANAGER SAID NO.
PAT NIXON NEVER STAYED HERE.
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BUT NANCY REAGAN DID
IN 1986.YOU ACTUALLY ASKED HIM ?
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Y-YOU SAID
TO CALL DOWNSTAIRS.
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YOU ASKED THE HOTEL MANAGER IF
PAT NIXON HAD SEX IN MY ROOM ?
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WELL, SORT OF. I-I THOUGHT
YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.
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I WAS KIDDING, LIBBY !
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HE MUST THINK YOU'RE
A COMPLETE LUNATIC.
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[ Sighs ]
GOOD GOD, YOU
WOULD DO ANYTHING.
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[ Sighs ]
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GOOD LUCK, MISS WHITLOCK.
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[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
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EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT
LITTLE BITCH JUST SAID TO ME ?
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- SHE DIDN'T KNOW.
- IN SHOW BUSINESS,
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WE SAY "BREAK A LEG,"
NEVER FUCKING "GOOD LUCK" !
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THAT'S JUST AN OLD SUPERSTITION.MS. WHITLOCK, THERE'S PHOTO OPS
WITH THE MAYOR IN THE LOBBY.
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YOU KNOW,
THAT LITTLE COCKSUCKER JUST PUT
A CURSE ON MY GODDAMN PREMIERE.
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[ Bell Dings ]
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IS EVERY PERSON
IN THE WORLD AN ASSHOLE ?
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6:42.OH, THAT'S NICE.
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♪♪ [ Hard Rock ]
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6:44 P.M.
BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.
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TWO POPCORNS, PLEASE.BUTTER OR PLAIN ?
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[ Woman ] HONEY WHITLOCK !
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THERE SHE IS.
YOU BETTER GET A SHOT.
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OVER THERE !MISS WHITLOCK, WHAT AN HONOR.
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MAYOR FENWICK !
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[ Laughter, Chattering ]
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6:46 P.M. IN THE NAME
OF UNDERGROUND CINEMA.
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I HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT I JUST LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE CITY.
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AND BALTIMORE
LOVES YOU BACK.
[ Laughs ]
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I, ADAM FENWICK, MAYOR
OF THE CITY OF BALTIMORE,
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DO HEREBY PROCLAIM
OCTOBER 29...
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TO BE HONEY WHITLOCK DAY
IN BALTIMORE...
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AND DO COMMAND THIS OBSERVATION
TO ALL OF OUR CITIZENS.
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WHEREAS--
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6:47 P.M.
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HEY, HEY, M.P.A.A., HOW MANY
MOVIES DID YOU CENSOR TODAY ?
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[ Sighs ][ Sighs ]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MISS WHITLOCK ?
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A WHITE FUCKING LIMOUSINE !
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NOBODY'LL KNOW.
WE'RE IN BALTIMORE.
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DO I LOOK LIKE LIBERACE'S
GODDAMN BOYFRIEND,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ?
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I HAVE "BLACK LIMOUSINE
ONLY" IN MY CONTRACT.
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THE CHARITY PROBABLY
MADE THE ARRANGEMENTS.
IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
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DO I LOOK LIKE
A COKE DEALER ?NO, MISS WHITLOCK.
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DO I LOOK LIKE I AM GOING
TO THE FUCKING PROM ?
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BREAK A LEG,
MISS WHITLOCK.
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HERE YOU GO, SIR.
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[ Engine Starts ]
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UH, MISS WHITLOCK,
SECURITY'S GONNA HAVE MY ASS
IF WE'RE LATE. WE GOTTA GO.
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DO NOT SAY "ASS" TO ME,
TRAILER TRASH.
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I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED.
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[ Chattering ]
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NOW, YOU'RE WITH THE STUDIO,
IS THAT CORRECT ?
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YES. OH, OH, I'M SORRY.
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
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GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
YEAH. HERE YOU GO.
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I'M SO SORRY. HERE,
THESE FIRST TWO RIGHT THERE.
OKAY, ENJOY THE SHOW.
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YEAH, 6:48 P.M. AN USHER'S
JOB IS NEVER DONE.
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PUT DOWN THE FLASHLIGHT,
PICK UP THE GUN.
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SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS
IS, YOU KNOW, A SCREWBALL
ROMANTIC COMEDY.
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IT'S LIFE-AFFIRMING BUT REALISTIC, AND, WELL, TO BE HONEST,
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WITH ALL THE MISERY THAT
GOES ON IN THE WORLD TODAY,
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COULDN'T WE USE A LITTLE
OPTIMISM IN THE MOVIES ?
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[ Chattering Continues ]
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6:50 P.M.
FUCK THE STUDIO SYSTEM !
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TICKETS, PLEASE.
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THE HEART FUND'S
A WONDERFUL CAUSE.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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7:01 P.M.
INCH BY MOTHERFUCKING INCH.
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YES, SIR ?TWO FOR HENMAN.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SIT RIGHT THERE ?
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[ Beeping ]
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7:02 P.M.
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WHEN THE WORD IS GIVEN,
WE WILL SEIZE THE CINEMA.
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[ Crowd Shouting, Cheering ]
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HEY, COME BACK !
GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH !
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7:06 P.M.
THE BIG SNATCH.
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GOOD EVENING, MISS WHITLOCK,
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AND WELCOME TO THE HISTORIC
SENATOR THEATER.
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THANK YOU.
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[ Cheering Continues ]
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ENJOY THE SHOW.THANK YOU.
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GOOD EVENING.
I'M SYLVIA MALLORY,
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THE CHAIRMAN OF THE
BALTIMORE HEART FUND,
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AND THIS IS WILLIAM.
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HE'S SO CUTE.
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WILLIAM HAD HEART SURGERY
JUST SEVEN DAYS AGO.
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AND THANKS TO THE BLOOD
TRANSFUSIONS PAID FOR
BY YOUR GENEROSITY...
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AT TONIGHT'S PREMIERE,
HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
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AREN'T YOU, WILLIAM ?
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I DON'T WANNA BE HERE !
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WILLIAM'S A LITTLE GRUMPY.
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GET OFF OF ME, UGLY !
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BUT HE'S ALIVE,
AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
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[ Chattering ]
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MISS WHITLOCK ! MISS WHITLOCK !
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MISS WHITLOCK, PLEASE ! [ Shouting Continues ]
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WHAT ?
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CHANNEL 45 HERE. CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS ?
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AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
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YOU FIRST SAW HONEY WHITLOCK
ON THE SCREEN--
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YOU GUYS HAVE
RESERVED SEATS.THANK YOU.
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[ Mallory Continues, Indistinct ]
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7:09 P.M. HONEY WHITLOCK,
WELCOME TO FILM HELL.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Mallory ] AND FROM THEN ON, HIT AFTER HIT.7:09 P.M. AND 30 SECONDS.
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THE BIG HURT.WATCH IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKER !
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HER OSCAR-NOMINATED PERFORMANCE
IN FORCED ENTRY.
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[ Applause ]AND TONIGHT, SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS.
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[ Applause ]
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AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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A BIG BALTIMORE WELCOME
FOR MISS HONEY WHITLOCK.
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♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE SO KIND.
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UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT I HOPE YOU ENJOY
THE MOVIE, AND I JUST--
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[ Boy Gasping ]I LOVE YOU, BALTIMORE.
I REALLY DO.
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I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED, AND
THIS IS A FUCKING KIDNAPPING !
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[ Crowd Gasping, Screaming ]
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GET DOWN, EVERYBODY !
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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♪♪ [ Hard Rock Continues ]
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[ Gasping ]
SON OF A BITCH !
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- KEEP MOVING !
- [ Groaning ]
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[ Gasping Continues ]
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[ Gunshots ] [ Screaming Continues ]
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[ Groaning Continues ]
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[ Laughing ]
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HELP ! HEY ![ Coughing ]
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[ Grunts ]
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WOMEN IN FILM !ALL RIGHT, SISTER !
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HEY, SHE'S GOT
PHOTO APPROVAL ![ Woman Grunts ]
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[ Screaming]
HONEY ! HONEY !
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HELP ME !GET OUT !
PREMIERE'S OVER !
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COME ON, YOU GUYS !
COME ON, COME ON !
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YEAH ! YEAH !
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DROP YOUR WEAPON !
[ Grunts ]
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[ Gunshots, Screaming
Continue ]
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GET DOWN !
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HELP ! CALL THE STUDIO !
CALL JACK VALENTI !
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HELP ME, SOMEBODY !GET IN THE TRUNK !
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SHUT UP !
GET IN THERE !NO ! NO ! NO !
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GET IN THERE !OH, SHIT ! OH ! NO !
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GET IN THERE ! RODNEY, COME ON ! LET'S GO !
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE
WHO PUNISH BAD CINEMA !
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[ Honey ] HELP !
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♪ BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
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♪ BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
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♪ I'M SORRY, SHORTY
IT'S BUSINESS ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS HOW WE LIVE THIS
THIS BUSINESS IS HARD ♪
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♪ WITHOUT A STAR, KID YEAH, YOU ALL THAT ♪
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♪ BUT YOU WON'T BE RECEIVING NO CALLBACKS ♪
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♪ OR GETTING MONEY IN TALL STACKS ♪
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♪ WE GOTCHA, AND WE GONNA USE YOUR FACE PROPER ♪
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♪ BITCH, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT AN OSCAR ♪
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♪ AND SHRIMP AND LOBSTER
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♪ HOPIN' WE COULD GET YA
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♪ TO COME HERE AND OPEN OUR PICTURE ♪
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♪ YOU ALL ALONE WITH THE CINE-NIGGAS
FUCK THE PRIVATE TRAILER ♪
223
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:15,382
♪ DANCE LESSONS WITH IRENE CARA, IT'S FLAGRANT
WE USING YOUR NAME TRICK ♪
224
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,601
♪ DISCUSS GROSS POINTS WITH YOUR AGENT ♪
225
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,516
♪ 'CAUSE FROM US YOU AIN'T GETTIN' SHIT ♪
226
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,823
♪ BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
227
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,217
♪ BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
228
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,610
♪ SHE'S A BANKABLE BITCH
WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
229
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,265
♪ SHE'S A BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪
230
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:32,486
♪ SHE'S A BANKABLE BITCH WE DON'T NEED NO PITCH ♪♪[ Muffled Cries ]
231
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,141
[ Whining Continues ]
232
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,241
HELLO, MISS WHITLOCK.
233
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,076
I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED,
AND I'M YOUR NEW DIRECTOR.
234
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,427
[ Whining ]I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
YOUR CO-STARS.
235
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:03,082
I CALL THEM
THE SPROCKET HOLES.
THIS IS CHERISH.
236
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,522
HI. I PLAYED YOU
IN LOTS OF PORNO MOVIES.
237
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:12,221
SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS--
I'VE ALREADY SHOT IT,
238
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,658
ONLY IT'S CALLED
SOME KIND OF HORNINESS.
239
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:19,576
THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME. I'M AN OUTLAW CINEMA GIRL NOW.
240
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,318
- LYLE.
- HI. I'M LYLE.
241
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:27,106
I'M YOUR LEADING MAN.
242
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,937
I'VE HAD A BONER FOR YOU
FOR YEARS.
243
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:37,594
DON'T WORRY. WE'VE ALL TAKEN A VOW OF CELIBACY FOR CELLULOID.
244
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,467
NO ONE GETS LAID
UNTIL WE'VE FINISHED OUR MOVIE.
245
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,732
- WE'RE HORNY...
- [ All Moaning ]
246
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,256
BUT OUR FILM COMES FIRST.
247
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,345
AND NOW FOR THE CREW.
248
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,872
I'M PAM.
249
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,703
I'M DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY,
AND YOU BETTER HIT YOUR MARK.
250
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:07,276
AND REMEMBER,
SPEAK UP, BITCH !
251
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,409
I'M CHARDONNAY,
AND I DO THE SOUND.
252
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,720
[ Gasps ]
253
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,333
I'M LEWIS, THE ART DIRECTOR,
AND I HOPE YOU DIG IT HERE.
254
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,033
- [ Clicks ]
- 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOIN'
NOWHERE ELSE.
255
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:30,212
I'M FIDGET, THE COSTUMER.
256
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:34,129
[ Screams ]SORRY. I GOTTA
GIVE YOU A NEW LOOK.
257
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,481
HI.
258
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:41,528
I'M RAVEN. I'M A SATANIST,
AND I'LL BE DOING YOUR MAKEUP.
259
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:45,227
OH, MY GOD,
YOU LOOK SO PALE.
260
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,100
[ Grunts ]
SORRY...
261
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,842
BUT SATAN SAYS
YOU NEED MORE COLOR.
262
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,630
CALL ME RODNEY.
263
00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,242
TOMORROW, I'M BLEACHING
YOUR HAIR OUT PLATINUM.
264
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462
[ Groaning ] AND I SHOULD WARN YOU.
265
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,812
I HATE FUCKING ROOTS !
266
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,991
HEY, REMEMBER ME ? I'M PETIE. I'LL BE YOUR DRIVER.
267
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,124
♪♪ [ Indistinct ]I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.
268
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:17,694
ANYWHERE BUT HOME.
[ Chuckles ]
269
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,399
I'M DINAH,
CECIL'S PRODUCER.
270
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,838
AND I DO EVERYTHING.
271
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,623
I'VE BEEN KNOCKING DOWN MONEY
FROM EVERY BIG HOLLYWOOD HIT...
272
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,191
FOR YEARS JUST TO PAY
FOR THIS EQUIPMENT !
273
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,150
SO FUCK WITH ME, SISTER,
AND YOU'RE DEAD !
274
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,939
WE MADE THE NEWS.
275
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,291
SO ONCE AGAIN, OUR TOP STORY:
SYLVIA MALLORY,
276
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,946
THE 52-YEAR-OLD CHAIRWOMAN OF THE BALTIMORE HEART FUND,
277
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,254
DIED TONIGHT
AT UNION MEMORIAL HOSPITAL...
278
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,778
FOLLOWING AN ONSTAGE HEART ATTACK SHE SUFFERED...
279
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,347
IN THE MIDDLE OF HONEY WHITLOCK'S KIDNAPPING AT TONIGHT'S MOVIE PREMIERE.
280
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:04,219
THE TEENAGE GANG
OF CINEMA TERRORISTS...
281
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,527
WHO APPARENTLY
INFILTRATED THE STAFF
OF THE SENATOR THEATER...
282
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,617
ARE NOW ELIGIBLE
FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND.
283
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,054
- [ Gasping ]
- NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN
APPREHENDED.
284
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:19,408
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR
FIRST FILM, MISS WHITLOCK,
AND NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US.
285
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,324
LOTS OF KIDS DREAM
OF MAKING A MOVIE,
286
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,545
BUT ONLY THE ONES WILLING
TO DIE FOR IT SUCCEED.
287
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,548
[ Whimpering ]
288
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:33,161
♪♪ [ Hard Rock ]
289
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,340
[ Glass Shattering ]
290
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:42,475
OW ! OW ! OW !
OW ! OW !
291
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,607
I DON'T WANNA BE BLONDE !
292
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:47,610
YOU'RE GOING OFF THE DEEP END
OF THE CLAIROL COLOR CHART.
293
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,134
OW ! IT IS BURNING
MY SCALP !
294
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,834
HEY, BEAUTY
COMES FROM AGONY.
295
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,879
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
296
00:21:55,923 --> 00:22:00,754
I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN
SINCE MY LAST LIVESTOCK
MUTILATION.
297
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:03,713
OUCH !
THAT REALLY HURTS !
298
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,978
IN THE HOUSE OF PAIN,
THERE ARE 10,000 SHRINES.
299
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,372
ALLISTAIR CROWLEY SAID THAT.
300
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,635
LET'S WASH HER OUT.
301
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:16,726
NO, NO. PLEASE LET ME GO.
I WON'T TELL ANYBODY
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE MOVIE.
302
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,076
LITTLE ?[ Whip Cracks ]
303
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:25,561
WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN LITTLE.
I MEANT, LIKE, LOW BUDGET,
LIKE CULT.
304
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,695
GOOD MORNING,
MISS WHITLOCK.
KNOW YOUR LINES ?
305
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,914
PLEASE, MR. DEMENTO--
IS THAT CORRECT ?
306
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,221
DEMENTED !
307
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:36,398
YOU HAVE THE WRONG STAR
FOR THIS MOVIE.
308
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:40,359
NONSENSE, MISS WHITLOCK.
I WROTE THE PART
JUST FOR YOU.
309
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,405
[ Helicopter Approaching ]AND THE WHOLE WORLD
IS WATCHING.
310
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,190
NOT EVEN YOUR AGENT
CAN HELP YOU NOW.
311
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,280
FINISH HER HAIR !
312
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:52,588
OW ! OW, OW !
IT'S BURNING MY SCALP !
313
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,982
OW ! SHIT !SHUT UP !
314
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:59,247
I HATE THESE FUCKING THINGS.
DAMN SECURITY DEVICES !
315
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:02,032
FIDGET, FIDGET,
MY LITTLE GENIUS FIDGET.
316
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:05,427
- OW !
- PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
317
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,777
WHAT ?
318
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,214
[ Fidget Over Speaker ]
I SAID TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
319
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:14,218
YOU HEARD ME. DON'T BE A PRUDE.
320
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:17,091
COME ON, STRIP !OH, SHIT.
321
00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:20,268
YEAH, YEAH, TAKE 'EM OFF.
322
00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:24,446
[ All Moaning ]
323
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,231
UM...
324
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,757
DO I HAVE A DRESSING ROOM
OR A TRAILER ?
325
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,369
MISS WHITLOCK,
WE'RE ON A SCHEDULE.
326
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,286
[ Moaning Continues ]
327
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,467
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
ANY FORM OF SEXUAL RELEASE.
328
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:49,471
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD
IS GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS,
AND I MEAN IT. GOD !
329
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,474
[ Moaning, Muttering ]
330
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:55,782
LOOK AT THAT ASS ! GODDAMN !
331
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,001
NICE VESSEL.
332
00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:03,354
- I SEE LONDON.
- I SEE FRANCE.
333
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,531
[ Lewis ] I SEE HONEY'S UNDERPANTS.
334
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,272
[ Sighs ]
335
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,190
OH, MY GOD !
I LOOK TERRIBLE !
336
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:20,894
ALL RIGHT ! ALL RIGHT !
YOU'RE WANTED ON SET.
337
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:22,896
[ Screams ]
338
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,987
THIS IS SPROCKET HOUSE,
MISS WHITLOCK.
339
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,772
THINK OF IT AS YOUR STUDIO.
340
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,122
MORNING.
341
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,734
CAN'T YOU EVEN SAY
GOOD MORNING TO LEWIS ?
342
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:37,476
HE'S WORKED
VERY HARD ON THIS SET
WITH A BUDGET OF ZERO.
343
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,348
MORNING.ALL THESE MATERIALS...
344
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:43,960
WERE STOLEN
FROM CITY-OWNED CONSTRUCTION
SITES, JUST FOR YOU.
345
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,963
SEE, WE GONNA HAVE US
A HIT, MISS WHITLOCK.
346
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,879
NOW, OUR PICTURE
IS CALLED RAVING BEAUTY.
347
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,578
YOU PLAY THE INSANE OWNER
OF A FAILED ART THEATER...
348
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:54,841
WHO, ALONG WITH HER FILM
FANATIC BOYFRIEND LYLE--
349
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,799
LYLE, COME ON OVER.
350
00:24:56,843 --> 00:25:00,063
AND HER VIOLENCE-PRONE
DAUGHTER CHERISH--
351
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:02,065
DAUGHTER ?
352
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:05,199
TOGETHER,
THE THREE OF YOU VOW...
353
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:08,811
TO START A REVOLUTION
TO DESTROY MAINSTREAM CINEMA.
354
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,467
I CAN'T BE IN THIS MOVIE.
355
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,644
YOU DARE TO TELL
CECIL B. DEMENTED
YOU REFUSE ?
356
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:19,343
- I AM TOO YOUNG
TO PLAY HER MOTHER.
- [ Smirks ]
357
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,520
I KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE.
358
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,393
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I JUST DON'T FEEL IT.
359
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:28,527
I JUST AM NOT MOTIVATED.HOW'S THIS
FOR MOTIVATION, HUH ?
360
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,746
[ Zapping ]OW !
361
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,749
THERE ARE NO
CREATIVE DIFFERENCES ON
A CECIL B. DEMENTED SET.
362
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:36,056
YOU GOT THAT ?
363
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:39,363
ONE DAY YOU'LL THANK ME
FOR SAVING YOU FROM YOUR
BAD CAREER. PLACES !
364
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,366
ALL RIGHT,
WALK-THROUGH REHEARSAL.
365
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,978
COME ON, YOU HEARD HIM.
THIS AIN'T HOLLYWOOD.
366
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,502
HEY, HONEY,
YOU WANT SOME ECSTASY ?
367
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,244
NO.
368
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:55,075
[ Clears Throat ]
AND... ACTION.
369
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,253
HEY, CHERISH, IT'S 8:00.
370
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,560
IS IT TIME TO GET THIS SHOW
ON THE SCREEN OR WHAT ?
371
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,737
WE DIDN'T SELL
ONE TICKET, LYLE.
NOBODY CAME.
372
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:08,218
WHAT ? PASOLINI'S PLAYING,
AND WE HAVE AN EMPTY THEATER ?
373
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:15,704
[ Reading In Monotone ]
"IT'S THAT FUCKING NEW MULTIPLEX
THAT OPENED IN THE MALL."
374
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:18,664
I HEARD THEY WERE SOLD OUT
LAST NIGHT, MOM.
375
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:22,102
NO, NOT FOR THE FLINTSTONES
SEQUEL !
376
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:25,235
"SOMEBODY'S GOT TO PAY
FOR THIS INSULT."
377
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,587
OH, GOD !
[ Groaning ]
378
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,590
[ Thudding Continues ]
379
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:36,856
"FROM THE EMPTY SEATS
OF EVERY GOOD MOVIE THEATER
IN AMERICA...
380
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,293
[ Stapler Clicking ]
381
00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,296
[ Gagging ] "WE WILL RISE UP TO TAKE BACK THE SCREEN.
382
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:47,301
- [ Gagging Continues ]
- [ Groaning ]
383
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:51,566
- DEATH TO THOSE WHO SUPPORT
MAINSTREAM CINEMA."
- [ Yelps ]
384
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:55,439
DO YOU SEE THE PAIN YOUR
PERFORMANCE IS CAUSING ME, HUH !
385
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,834
OKAY, YES, I DO.
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
386
00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:01,228
OKAY ?
LET'S JUST SHOOT IT. FINE !
387
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:05,188
ALL RIGHT, PLACES ! PAM !
388
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:09,410
PICTURE'S UP !
CAMERA ROLLING !
389
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:11,630
SPEED.MARK IT !
390
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,849
[ Cecil ] AND... ACTION !
391
00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:17,113
HEY, CHERISH, IT'S 8:00.
392
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:19,420
IS IT TIME TO GET THIS SHOW
ON THE SCREEN OR WHAT ?
393
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:22,379
WE DIDN'T SELL ONE TICKET, LYLE.
NOBODY CAME.
394
00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:25,992
[ Lyle ] WHAT ? PASOLINI'S PLAYING, AND WE HAVE AN EMPTY THEATER ?
395
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:30,605
IT'S THAT FUCKING NEW
MULTIPLEX THAT OPENED
IN THE MALL, ISN'T IT ?
396
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,477
[ Cherish ] I HEARD THEY WERE SOLD OUT LAST NIGHT, MOM.
397
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:35,784
NO, NOT FOR THE FLINTSTONES
SEQUEL.
398
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:39,048
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA PAY
FOR THIS INSULT.
399
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:42,486
FROM THE EMPTY SEATS OF EVERY GOOD MOVIE THEATER IN AMERICA...
400
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,925
WE WILL RISE UP
TO TAKE BACK THE SCREEN.
401
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:49,363
DEATH TO THOSE WHO SUPPORT
MAINSTREAM CINEMA !
402
00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:51,757
CUT ! AND PRINT IT !
403
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,889
[ Cheering ]
404
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,587
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT,
MISS WHITLOCK.
405
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:59,765
- [ Cheering Continues ]
- YEAH ! YEAH !
406
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:03,246
BUT, YOU KNOW,
TO BE FRANK, CECIL--
407
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:07,120
I MEAN, IN MY REAL
FILM LIFE, I WOULD NEVER
MAKE THIS MOVIE.
408
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,905
I MEAN, THE MESSAGE
IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
409
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:12,865
ASK THEATER OWNERS
IN ANY COUNTRY,
410
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:16,346
AND THEY WILL TELL YOU
THAT HOLLYWOOD MAKES
THE BEST FILMS IN THE WORLD,
411
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,479
AND I AM PROUD TO BE
A PART OF THAT SYSTEM.
412
00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:20,437
LET'S MOVE ON.
413
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,224
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
NO COVERAGE ?
414
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,445
THE FIRST TAKE
IS THE ONLY REAL TRUTH.
415
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:31,666
BUT YOU CAN'T CUT A FILM
WITH JUST A MASTER.
416
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,975
THERE ARE NO RULES
IN OUTLAW CINEMA, MISS WHITLOCK.
ONLY EDGES.
417
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:39,587
WE BELIEVE TECHNIQUE TO BE
NOTHING MORE THAN FAILED STYLE.
418
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,242
YOU SEE,
I'VE HAD A VISION.
419
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:48,074
AND THAT VISION IS CALLED
ULTIMATE REALITY !
420
00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:52,992
THE REST OF OUR FILM IS SHOT
IN REAL LIFE WITH REAL PEOPLE...
421
00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:55,559
AND, YES, WITH REAL TERROR.
422
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,573
I SEE A FUCKING ROOT ALREADY.
423
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:12,838
OW ! CECIL, I'M A MUCH BETTER
ACTRESS IN A STUDIO.
424
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:15,971
THAT'S NOT WHATTIME
MAGAZINE HAS TO SAY.
425
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:18,582
"MISS WHITLOCK SEEMS
A LITTLE ILL AT EASE
AND PAST HER PRIME...
426
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,237
"TO CARRY A PICTURE
BY HERSELF.
427
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:24,763
ESPECIALLY ONE
AS SAPPY AND OVERPRODUCED
AS SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS."
428
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:28,897
- TIMEMAGAZINE SAID THAT ?
- YOUR MOVIE'S GONNA LOSE
$30 MILLION.
429
00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:32,292
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ?
430
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,947
DID YOU EVER FUCK MEL GIBSON ?
431
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,907
CECIL, GIVE YOURSELF UP.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
432
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:42,650
OUR MOVIE GOES INTO PROFIT
THE DAY WE SELL
THE FIRST TICKET.
433
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:45,087
HOW BIG IS HIS DICK, ANYWAY ?
434
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:47,568
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
COME WITH ME TO HOLLYWOOD,
435
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:51,224
AND I WILL GET YOU A JOB
AS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
ON A REAL HOLLYWOOD MOVIE.
436
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:54,618
TELL ME ABOUT MEL GIBSON'S
DICK AND BALLS !
437
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,404
♪♪ [ Hard Rock ]
438
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:21,732
DR. PATCH, DR. PATCH,
WE NEED IT ! HELP US !
439
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:24,344
DR. PATCH ![ All Crying ]
440
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:27,173
DR. PATCH, DR. PATCH, PLEASE !
441
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,829
OKAY, NOW REMEMBER,
THERE ARE NO BAD TAKES
IN A CECIL B. DEMENTED PICTURE.
442
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:35,050
JUST KEEP THE SCENE GOING.HEY, HONEY, I'VE NEVER
TAKEN THIS MUCH ACID BEFORE.
443
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:37,487
SO IF I FORGET MY LINES,
CUE ME.
444
00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:41,883
DO MY TITS LOOK OKAY ?
THEY'RE MORE NATURAL
THAN YOURS, YOU KNOW.
445
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,755
CECIL, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
DO THIS SCENE.
446
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,933
YOUR HOLLYWOOD SYSTEM STOLE OUR
SEX AND CO-OPTED OUR VIOLENCE,
447
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,849
SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR OUR
KINDS OF MOVIES, EXCEPT THIS.
448
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:54,156
- PICTURE'S UP !
- [ All Chattering ]
449
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:58,552
GO ! GO !
450
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:02,904
PAM, RIGHT HERE !
ROLL CAMERA !
451
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,906
- CAMERA ROLLING.
- SPEED !
452
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,300
- MARK IT !
- ACTION !
453
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:10,912
[ Together ]
SABOTAGE THE CINEMA !
TAKE BACK THE SCREEN !
454
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:14,742
VANDALIZE THE MOVIES !
BRING BACK THE DREAM !
455
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:18,528
[ Sighs ]
THIS IS SO STUPID.
456
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:21,880
- SAY THE LINES
THE WAY THEY'RE WRITTEN !
- OKAY.
457
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,925
YOU READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT !
458
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:26,145
[ Muttering ]ALL RIGHT, RODNEY !
459
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,277
ENOUGH, RODNEY !
SHE LOOKS GREAT !
460
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:32,281
THANK YOU.WE GOTTA GO !
I SAID, ACTION !
461
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,240
HOW DARE YOU PLAY PATCH ADAMS!
462
00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:36,416
OH, MY GOD !
IT'S HONEY WHITLOCK !
463
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:39,506
PATCH ADAMSDOES NOT DESERVE
A DIRECTOR'S CUT.
464
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,551
THE FIRST ONE WAS LONG ENOUGH !
465
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,511
HEY, YOU !
YOU GOT A PROBLEM ?
466
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,905
FEEL THE PAIN
OF UNDERGROUND FILM ![ Grunts ]
467
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,124
THE KICK
OF OUTLAW CINEMA ![ Groaning ]
468
00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:52,301
WOW, HONEY, I'M PEAKING.
469
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,610
I'M CECIL B. DEMENTED,
AND YOU'RE IN MY MOVIE.
470
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:59,526
IF YOU LOOK IN THE CAMERA
AND RUIN A TAKE, YOU'RE DEAD.
471
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:02,268
DO YOU KNOW QUENTIN TARANTINO ?
I LOVE HIS MOVIES !
472
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,357
- NO AD-LIBBING !
- [ Screaming ]
473
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,403
THREE DOLLARS
FOR A FUCKING CANDY BAR !
474
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,623
YOU CALL THAT A MEDIUM !
475
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:12,843
THIS IS STILL POPPED
IN COCONUT OIL, ISN'T IT ?
476
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,020
[ Gunshot, Screaming ]
477
00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,891
HEY, WHAT'S THE TROUBLE HERE ?
478
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,720
NOBODY NEEDS THIS GARBAGE.
479
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,073
WE ARE THE ULTIMATE
BAD REVIEW.
480
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:29,643
PLEASE, PLEASE.
I-I DIDN'T MAKE THIS MOVIE.
I'M JUST THE MANAGER.
481
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,559
- [ Grunts ]
- LET'S GO !
482
00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:35,344
NO, IT'S MINE !GIVE IT TO ME,
YOU BASTARD !
483
00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:39,131
DR. PATCH, THESE BRATS WON'T GIVE ME THE--
484
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:42,047
DR. PATCH, DR. PATCH,
PLEASE !
485
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:45,050
[ Audience Screaming ]PLACES EVERYBODY !
LYLE, CHERISH, GET IN HERE !
486
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:48,314
SAY THE LINES !
AND ACTION !
487
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:51,186
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LIKE THIS MOVIE.
488
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,362
YOU'RE A VICTIM
OF ADVERTISING !
489
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,886
YOU'VE BEEN MANIPULATED
BY PRESS AGENTS !
490
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,412
- PATCH ADAMS, YOU'RE DEAD.
- [ Canisters Exploding ]
491
00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,805
[ Screaming Continues ]
492
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,460
[ Coughing, Gagging ]
493
00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,724
EVERYBODY
WRAP IT UP AND RUN !
494
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:10,771
[ Hooting, Shouting ]
495
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,958
[ Lewis Rapping ] ♪ HEY, YO, MAN, LISTEN UP
496
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,352
♪ WHEN WE SAY ACTION WE MEAN ACTION, YO ♪
497
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,876
♪ AIN'T NOBODY PUTTIN' US IN TURNAROUND ♪
498
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:31,531
♪ YOU GOT THAT, MOTHERFUCKER WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪
499
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,750
♪ NO BUDGET ♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN
500
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,797
♪ NO BUDGET ♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES
501
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,191
♪ NO BUDGET ♪ NO FUCKING CALL SHEETS, YO
502
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:41,758
♪ NO BUDGET ♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPING SHIT
503
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:45,066
COME ON, CECIL, I WANT
A LITTLE ACTION OF MY OWN.
504
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,112
I'M TRYING TO WRITE,
CHERISH.
505
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,679
♪ WE GONNA TURN
HOLLYWOOD OUT ♪♪ NO BUDGET
506
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,682
♪ WE DON'T NEED THE HELP
OF SO-CALLED CRITICS ♪
507
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,076
♪ OUTLAW CINEMA, BROTHER WITH THE HOTTEST GUNSLINGERS ♪YEAH !
508
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,383
♪ WHEN WE SAY ACTION CAMERAS START TO SPIN ♪
509
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,341
♪ RIP ALL YOUR STUDIO'S
FUCKING ASSHOLE CLEAN ♪
510
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:02,301
♪ IF I DIRECT, AIN'T GONNA BE
NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SCENES ♪
511
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,564
♪ WE'LL DO THE EDITS
SEE WHAT NO BUDGET MEANS ♪
512
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,045
♪ IT'S EITHER OUR WAY OR NO WAY
FUCK KEEPING IT CLEAN ♪
513
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,612
OHHH ! ♪ NO BUDGET
514
00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:11,701
♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN
♪ NO BUDGET
515
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,964
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
516
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,402
♪ NO FUCKING CALL SHEETS, YO
♪ NO BUDGET
517
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,578
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPING SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
518
00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,754
♪ YEAH, WE GOT A START DATE FOR REAL ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
519
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:23,061
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
520
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,325
♪ WE GONNA TURN HOLLYWOOD OUT ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
521
00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:29,328
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ][ Sighing ]
IT'S GOAT URINE.
522
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:32,200
YOU WANT SOME ?NO.
523
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:36,509
IT'S A SATAN THING.
[ Panting ]
524
00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:39,425
OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO GOOD
IN OUR MOVIE.
525
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,601
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
526
00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:43,603
♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN ♪ NO BUDGET
527
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,605
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
528
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,607
♪ NO FUCKING CALL SHEETS, YO ♪ NO BUDGET
529
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,523
CRAFT SERVICE ? ♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPING SHIT
530
00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:54,135
NO, THANK YOU, FIDGET.
I NEVER DRINK WHEN I'M WORKING. ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
531
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,746
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
532
00:34:56,790 --> 00:35:01,534
HEY, FIDGET, DO YOUR PARENTS
KNOW WHERE YOU ARE TONIGHT ?
533
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:05,190
THEY'RE PROBABLY MAD.
534
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:08,280
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE THEM A CALL ?
535
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,765
CECIL SAYS OUR PARENTS
ARE THE ENEMIES OF FILM.
536
00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:19,856
THAT'S SUCH NONSENSE.
GO AHEAD, CALL 'EM UP.
537
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:22,076
I BET THEY REALLY MISS YOU.
538
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,296
HEY, HONEY,
YOU WANT SOME CRACK ?
539
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,342
I MOST CERTAINLY
DO NOT, LYLE.
540
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:31,564
HOW CAN YOU BE A DRUG ADDICT
IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM ?
IT'S SO RETRO.
541
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:36,177
BEFORE I WAS A DRUG ADDICT,
I HAD SO MANY DIFFERENT
PROBLEMS.
542
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:40,964
NOW I JUST HAVE ONE.
DRUGS GAVE MY LIFE
REAL FOCUS.
543
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,924
♪ KEEP THOSE CAMERAS ROLLING MOTHERFUCKERS START TO SPIN ♪
544
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,361
♪ IF I DIRECT, THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SCENES ♪
545
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:49,277
♪ WE'LL DO THE EDITS SEE WHAT NO BUDGET MEANS ♪
546
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:52,280
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]HOW CAN YOU SEE ME ON FILM
AND NOT WANT TO FUCK ME ?
547
00:35:52,324 --> 00:35:55,370
[ Groans ]
I DO WANT TO FUCK YOU, CHERISH,
BUT YOU KNOW I CAN'T.
548
00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:58,808
WHY NOT ?
ALL MY DIRECTORS FUCK ME.
549
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:02,682
I'M NOT ALL YOUR DIRECTORS !
I'M CECIL B. DEMENTED,
550
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,423
THE ULTIMATE AUTEUR !
551
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:10,168
[ Wings Flapping ]
552
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,518
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
553
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:17,914
[ Microphone Feedback ]SOLDIERS OF CINEMA, SAVE YOUR
SEXUAL ENERGY FOR THE SCREEN.
554
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:23,137
OUR FOOTAGE IS STRONGER
THAN OTTO PREMINGER'S !
555
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:27,141
CREEPIER AND DARKER
THAN DAVID LYNCH'S !
556
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:31,145
- MORE EXPLOITIVE
THAN HERSCHEL GORDON LEWIS.
- [ Moaning, Grunting ]
557
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,495
AND MORE VIOLENT
THAN SAM FULLER.
558
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,066
WE WILL RISE ABOVE
OUR RAGING HORMONES...
559
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:41,808
TO A NEW LEVEL
OF CINEMA UNREST.
560
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:45,638
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO AVOID SEXUAL RELEASE !
561
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:49,250
GET AS DRUNK AS SAM PECKINPAH !
562
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,732
[ Moaning ] AS HIGH AS RAINER WERNER FASSBINDER !
563
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,604
BUT STAY CELIBATE
FOR CELLULOID ! YEAH !
564
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:58,390
[ Phone Ringing ] SEX IS FOR OUR MOVIES, NOT REAL LIFE.
565
00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:01,349
HELLO ?HI, MOM.
IT'S ME-- FIDGET.
566
00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:04,831
OH, GOD, FIDGET.
WHERE ARE YOU ?
ARE YOU OKAY ?
567
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:07,399
I'M FINE. THE MOVIE'S
GOING GREAT, MOM.
568
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:10,924
GOING GREAT ? FIDGET,
YOU'RE WANTED FOR MURDER.
569
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:14,797
FEEL THE BLACK HUMOR
OF ALMODOVAR !
570
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:19,280
- [ Both Moaning ]
- THE SATANIC BRILLIANCE
OF KENNETH ANGER !
571
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:24,067
- THE RACIAL TENSION
OF SPIKE LEE !
- MM, MM, MM, MM !
572
00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:27,114
AND THE UNASHAMED EXHIBITIONISM
OF WILLIAM CASTLE !
573
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:29,943
HELLO ?
FIDGET, TALK TO ME.
574
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:34,513
HELLO ?
WE WILL COME AND GET YOU.
JUST TELL US WHERE YOU ARE.
575
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,472
HELLO ? HELLO ?
576
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:40,736
BLUE BALLS FOR CELLULOID !
577
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,826
CECIL, IF WE CAN'T HAVE SEX, CAN
WE AT LEAST MAKE SOME MONEY ?
578
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:47,569
YEAH. LEWIS THINKS
I COULD HAVE A HIT RECORD.
579
00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:52,748
NO, NO, NO, SPROCKET HOLES !
I'M A PROPHET AGAINST PROFIT !
580
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:57,536
AND YOU SHOULD REFUSE
TO SULLY YOUR ARTISTIC VISION
WITH FINANCIAL SUCCESS !
581
00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:02,323
SPROCKET HOLES, BE STRONG
AND JOIN ME IN PRAYER !
582
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:07,067
OH, YEAH.OH.
583
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:12,115
OH, ANDY WARHOL, WE WORSHIP YOU FROM THE NEW CINEMA UNDERGROUND.
584
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:16,337
[ Together ]
OH, ANDY WARHOL, WE WORSHIP YOU
FROM THE NEW CINEMA UNDERGROUND.
585
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:20,341
FIDGET, GIVE ME THAT DRINK. HELP US TO USE OUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AS YOU DID...
586
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:23,213
THANK YOUFOR THE FUTURE OF OUTLAW FILM !
587
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:27,522
- SAY IT, SPROCKET HOLES !
- CELIBATE FOR CELLULOID !
588
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:31,613
- SAY IT AGAIN, LOUDER !
- CELIBATE FOR CELLULOID !
589
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:33,615
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
590
00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,357
[ Siren Wailing ]
591
00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:48,804
[ Both Moaning ]
592
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:58,074
[ Wings Flapping ]
593
00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:02,862
[ Laughs ][ Blow Horn Blaring ]
594
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:05,386
[ All Gasping ]
595
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,302
HEY, KIDS, WAKE UP !
596
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,044
LET'S MAKE
A MOTHERFUCKIN' MOVIE !
597
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:14,526
[ Blow Horn Continues ] HEY, GO, GO !
598
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,798
I SEE THAT FUCKING
BROWN COLOR ALREADY !NO, NO, RODNEY !
599
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:29,584
THOSE ARE NOT ROOTS.
THOSE ARE SCABS ON MY SCALP.GET UP !
600
00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,413
AND THEY'RE RAW
FROM THE DYE !JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES...
601
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:36,069
AND THINK OF THE FILMS
OF GEORGE CUKOR.
602
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:39,028
RAVEN, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE A REALLY PRETTY GIRL.
603
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:41,466
YOU COULD ESCAPE
FROM ALL THIS MADNESS.
604
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:44,512
ESCAPE TO WHAT, HONEY ?
605
00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:49,082
I MEAN, MY FATHER IS ZO-ZO,
THE THREE-HEADED GUARD DOG
AT THE GATES OF HELL.
606
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,389
OW. I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
607
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,653
BUT ONE DAY I'M GONNA
COMMIT REVOLUTIONARY
SUICIDE FOR CELLULOID.
608
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:58,265
NO, DON'T SAY THAT !
RODNEY, TELL HER.
NO MOVIE IS WORTH DYING FOR.
609
00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:01,007
OW ! RODNEY,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HURT ME ?
610
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,401
GAY MEN ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE GENTLE.
611
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,751
THAT'S JUST IT, HONEY.
I'M NOT GAY.OW.
612
00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:08,231
I'M STRAIGHT,
AND I FUCKING HATE IT !
613
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:12,758
PETIE LOVES ME, AND I CAN'T
LOVE HIM BACK. I'VE TRIED.
614
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:16,544
I KISS HIM, AND
ALL I FEEL IS WHISKERS.
615
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:20,287
I CAN'T TAKE THAT CERTAIN
THICKNESS IN HIS PANTS.
616
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:23,899
I'M ASHAMED
OF MY HETEROSEXUALITY !
617
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:26,162
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, RODNEY.
618
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:29,470
THAT'S WHY SOME DAYS
I GOTTA HURT PEOPLE !
619
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,081
- NO ! NO !
- IT'S NOT HONEY'S FAULT.
620
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:34,214
MAKE THEM PAY
FOR ME LIKING PUSSY !
621
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:37,609
NOBODY CHOOSES
TO BE HETEROSEXUAL.
HONEY KNOWS THAT.
622
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:40,089
I'M STRAIGHT,
AND I HATE !
623
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:42,701
SO GET USED TO IT,
HONEY WHITLOCK ![ Whimpering ]
624
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:45,007
OW ! OW, IT'S BURNING ME !
625
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:50,012
OW ! OW ! OW ! OW ! OW ! YOU'RE HURTING ME !
626
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,059
GOOD MORNING, MISS WHITLOCK.
627
00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:55,931
CECIL, I WANT
TO GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD.WHATEVER FOR ?
628
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,499
YOUR OLD CAREER IS OVER,
629
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:01,154
BUT YOUR COMEBACK
HAS JUST BEGUN.
630
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:03,504
ROLL IT.
631
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:06,551
WELL, SEE, I WAS IN THE AUDIENCE
WHEN THEY ATTACKED.
632
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,684
OH ! HONEY, MAN, HONEY WHITLOCK WAS AWESOME !
633
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,686
SHE WAS SO COOL.
634
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:15,211
[ Girl ] I THINK HONEY WHITLOCK IS RIGHT. MOST FILMS SUCK,
635
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:17,866
AND IT'S TIME SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
636
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:21,217
NOBODY FORCED HER
TO BE IN THAT MOVIE,
BUT SHE WAS DAMN GOOD.
637
00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:24,090
SCARIER THAN HELL,
IF YOU ASK ME.
638
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,746
SHE LOOKED DIFFERENT FROM HER OTHER FILMS TOO. I DON'T KNOW-- YOUNGER.
639
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:30,270
[ Together ]
MMM.
640
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:33,229
NOW, THERE ARE STILL
SOME PEOPLE WHO DON'T
UNDERSTAND OUR WORK.
641
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,797
THIS ONE'S LIVE.
642
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:40,541
CECIL B. DEMENTED,
THE MARYLAND FILM COMMISSION
REFUSES TO BE INTIMIDATED...
643
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,588
BY YOUR PATHETIC GANG
OF CINEMATIC MISFITS.
644
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:50,116
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE TODAY
IN THE INNER HARBOR...
645
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:53,206
TO CELEBRATE LOCATION
SHOOTING IN MARYLAND...
646
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:56,775
WITH MANY OF THE BRAVE
PRODUCTION AND STUDIO HEADS
FROM OUT OF STATE...
647
00:41:56,818 --> 00:42:00,996
WHO ALSO SAY NO TO CINEMA TERRORISM.
648
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,303
[ Applause ]
649
00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,871
I HAVE A VISION.
650
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:11,572
AND THIS TIME,
SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE TO DIE.
651
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:14,096
OHHH.
652
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,316
OHHH.
653
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,814
OW !
654
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:48,566
OKAY, IN THIS SCENE,
YOU GUYS ARE THE AVENGING ANGELS
OF UNDERGROUND CINEMA.
655
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:50,959
WE'LL LET THOSE
FAT CAT PRODUCERS KNOW.
656
00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:54,833
YEAH, THAT MARYLAND ISN'T SAFE
FOR THEIR KIND OF MOVIES.
657
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:57,487
CHERISH, THIS IS AMERICA.
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
658
00:42:57,531 --> 00:43:00,795
PEOPLE CAN MAKE BAD MOVIES
IF THEY SO DESIRE.
659
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:05,234
- NOT ANYMORE, THEY DON'T.
- YOU THINK 'CAUSE YOU'VE MADE
REAL MOVIES, YOU'RE BETTER ?
660
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:08,716
- OH, PLEASE.
- DO YOU KNOW WHY I BECAME
A PORNO STAR ?
661
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,023
[ All Groaning ]
662
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,286
CHERISH HAS
RECOVERED MEMORY.
663
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,636
MM-HMM.
WHEN I WAS TEN YEARS OLD,
664
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,857
MY ENTIRE FAMILY FUCKED ME
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
665
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:22,164
- I'M SO SORRY.
- YEAH, I BET YOU ARE.
666
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:27,169
"JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS," MY
STUPID BROTHER STARTED SINGING.
667
00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:29,650
- [ Laughing ]
- YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY ?
668
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,827
- NO, I DON'T.
- THAT'S ALL BEHIND YOU
NOW, CHERISH.
669
00:43:32,871 --> 00:43:35,874
- [ Truck Braking ]
- WE'RE HERE, AND WE'RE
MAKING MOVIES.
670
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,186
THIS WAY.
671
00:43:46,188 --> 00:43:48,626
"FUCK HER,"
YELLED MY GRANDMOTHER.
672
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:51,150
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU ?I WOULDN'T.
673
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:53,369
IT'S OKAY, CHERISH.
THIS WAY.
674
00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:02,074
HEY, HONEY.WHAT ?
675
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,773
NERVOUS ? WANNA TRY
SOME SPECIAL K ?I AM WORKING, LYLE !
676
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:09,559
"HUMAN PILE,"
SCREAMED MY GRANDFATHER
AS THEY ALL JUMPED ON.
677
00:44:09,603 --> 00:44:12,345
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT A HUMAN PILE IS ?I DO.
678
00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:14,564
I THINK I CAN
FIGURE IT OUT.
679
00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:16,305
[ Cecil ] COME ON !
680
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,703
[ Commissioner ] ASK ANYONE WHO HAS SHOT THEIR FILM IN MARYLAND.
681
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:26,141
WE HAVE THE EXACT LOCATION THAT YOU NEED FOR YOUR NEXT PRODUCTION.
682
00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,622
FROM MOUNTAINS TO BEACHES. [ Guests Slurping ]
683
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,712
FROM SMALL TOWNS
TO URBAN SETTINGS.
684
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:35,716
MY FATHER SAT ON MY FACE
AS HE OPENED HIS
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
685
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,981
OH, REALLY ?
ARE YOU SURE ANY OF THIS
REALLY HAPPENED ?
686
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:43,898
YES, IT REALLY HAPPENED !
"OH, SANTA, WHY HAST THOU
FORSAKEN ME," I SCREAMED.
687
00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,988
BUT SHE DOESN'T
BELIEVE ME !I BELIEVE YOU.
688
00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,991
SHUT UP, CHERISH ! I TOLD YOU,
THAT'S ALL OVER WITH.
689
00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:53,038
SAVE YOUR RAGE
AND USE IT IN THE CINEMA !YES, CECIL.
690
00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:55,388
[ Grunts ]
691
00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,610
[ Muttering ]GO ! GO !
692
00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:06,138
THE MARYLAND FILM COMMISSION
PLEDGES TO WORK WITH STATE
AND FEDERAL AGENCIES...
693
00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:08,488
TO MAKE YOUR SHOOT HERE IN MARYLAND...
694
00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:10,533
AS INEXPENSIVE AND TROUBLE FREE AS POSSIBLE.
695
00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:14,537
- HEY, HEY !
- [ Applause ]
696
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:18,846
THAT'S WHY WE CALL BALTIMORE THE HOLLYWOOD OF THE EAST.
697
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:21,762
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
698
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:30,249
[ Slurping ]
699
00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,642
- SEE PAM THERE ?
- YEAH.
700
00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:35,341
THAT'S YOUR MARK.
701
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:38,213
WHEN YOU HEAR "ACTION,"
I WANT YOU TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF,
702
00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:40,694
LANDING IN FRONT
OF PAM'S CAMERA.
703
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:53,620
SURELY YOU REALIZE
I COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED.
704
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:56,971
- SUFFER FOR CELLULOID !
- THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE
AN AIRBAG...
705
00:45:57,015 --> 00:46:00,192
OR SOME KIND
OF SAFETY PRECAUTION.
706
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,803
JUST CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE.
[ Sniffing ]OUTLAW CINEMA HAS NO LIMITS.
707
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,805
[ Snaps Fingers ]
708
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:07,895
PROVE YOURSELF, HONEY,
709
00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:10,506
AND MAYBE YOU'LL LIVE
TO READ YOUR REVIEWS.
710
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:13,379
ALL RIGHT, CECIL.
711
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:16,164
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
ROLL THE CAMERA.
712
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,166
PLACES, YOU FOOLS !
713
00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:24,477
NOW, DON'T WORRY.
THEY'RE JUST PROPS.
714
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,828
I WANT YOU TO THROW THE GRENADE
AFTER YOUR FIRST LINE
AT THE FILM COMMISSIONER.
715
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:30,048
NOBODY WILL GET HURT.
716
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:36,141
THERE ARE BULLETS IN HERE.
717
00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:38,752
THEY'RE BLANKS.
TRUST ME, HONEY.
718
00:46:40,058 --> 00:46:42,800
LOCK IT UP.
719
00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:59,164
HMM... WHOO !
720
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,514
OKAY.OKAY.
721
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:08,956
SPEED !CAMERA ROLLING !
722
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,438
[ Lyle On Radio ]
MARK IT !
723
00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:14,179
ACTION.
724
00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:20,750
[ Screaming ]
725
00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:24,145
- OH, MY GOD !
- [ Crowd Chattering ]
726
00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:27,453
[ Chattering Continues ]
727
00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:31,196
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES
INSULTED OUR FILM ?
728
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,459
- WAS IT YOU ?
- NO. PLEASE.
729
00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:35,374
I-I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING
STUDIO ORDERS.
730
00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:40,988
[ Crowd Screaming ]
731
00:47:41,032 --> 00:47:43,164
[ Chattering Continues ]
732
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:46,211
ALL EXTRAS,
KEEP EATING THE OYSTERS,
733
00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:49,388
OR YOU WILL BE SHOT
AND KILLED !
734
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:53,261
PAM, SHOOT THOSE OYSTERS ! HEY, YOU ![ Slurping ]
735
00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:55,220
KEEP EATING ![ Gagging ]
736
00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:58,136
KEEP EATING, YOU FUCKERS !
737
00:47:58,179 --> 00:48:01,704
DIDN'T YOU PRODUCE
THAT BAD HOLLYWOOD REMAKE
OF THAT BEAUTIFUL FOREIGN FILM ?
738
00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:04,620
I HAD TO.
YOU KNOW AMERICAN AUDIENCES
WON'T WATCH SUBTITLES.
739
00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:11,366
DIDN'T YOU JUST GREEN LIGHT
ANOTHER MOVIE BASED
ON A VIDEO GAME ?
740
00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:14,152
IT WASN'T MY IDEA !
I'M JUST THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF CREATIVE AFFAIRS !
741
00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:19,418
NO, PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME !
I DON'T EVEN GO TO THE MOVIES !
742
00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,512
RODNEY !
743
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:28,514
[ Screaming Continues ]
744
00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:38,654
HELP ! I'M HONEY WHITLOCK !
745
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:41,396
- [ Screams ]
- NOBODY SAID CUT !
746
00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:47,446
HELP, CHERISH !
I'M STUCK IN A K-HOLE,
AND I CAN'T GET OUT !
747
00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:52,973
- [ Grunts ]
- COME ON, LYLE.
748
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:55,976
[ Loud Feedback ]OH, SHIT !
749
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,283
FINISH THE FUCKING SCENE !
750
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:03,070
BAD MOVIES MUST BE AVENGED !
751
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,816
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
752
00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:12,340
THAT'S A CUT !
[ Grunts ]
753
00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:14,081
[ Raven ] CECIL !
754
00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:20,131
HERE.[ Mutters ]
755
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:22,524
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
- DON'T SHOOT !
756
00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:25,832
- I'M HONEY WHITLOCK,
AND I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED.
- COME BACK !
757
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:29,879
NO ! NO !
WE'LL GO TO SUNDANCE
TOGETHER, I PROMISE !
758
00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:34,580
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW
WHO I AM ? EXCUSE ME,
I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED !
759
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:37,583
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE ?
760
00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:40,586
[ Gunshots ]CECIL, HELP ME !
761
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:42,936
HELP ! OW ! OW ! OW !
762
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,983
[ Chattering Continues ]
763
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:50,291
HELP !LET'S ROLL !
764
00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,990
HELP, CECIL !
765
00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:57,864
[ Tires Screeching ]
766
00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,909
[ Siren Wailing ][ Honey ]
ATTICA !
767
00:49:59,953 --> 00:50:04,088
RODNEY KING !
DAVID BEGELMAN !
[ Yelling ]
768
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:07,613
LET ME GO !
LET ME OUT OF HERE !
769
00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:11,182
[ Honey Screaming ]
770
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:12,966
- [ Dinah ]
PICTURE'S UP !
- ROLL !
771
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,969
SPEED !HEY, IT'S YOUR CLOSE-UP !
772
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,102
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Siren Continues ]
773
00:50:18,145 --> 00:50:20,713
- I HATE YOUR MOVIES !
- ACTION !
774
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:23,716
LONG LIVE
GUERRILLA FILMMAKING !
775
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,761
[ Dinah ]
LOOK OUT ! SHIT !
776
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:29,026
[ Together ]
WHOA ! WHOA ! WHOA !
777
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,767
CUT ! CUT ! [ Gunshot ]
778
00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:37,382
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Siren Approaching ]
779
00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:39,645
[ Shouting, Screaming ]
780
00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:45,433
[ Groans ]
781
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,611
I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED,
THE ENEMY OF FAMILY FILMS !
782
00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,961
[ Gun Clicks ]SHIT !
783
00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:55,530
- YOU COULDN'T DIRECT TRAFFIC ! - [ Lewis ] THESE COPS AREN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.
784
00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:58,751
GO BACK TO FILM SCHOOL, STUPID !STRAIGHT TO VIDEO--
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE !
785
00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:01,797
[ Grunting ] [ Woman #1 ] I HATE FILMS !
786
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:05,627
- PAM, FILM THESE FUCKERS !
- [ Dinah ]
PICTURE'S UP !
787
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,934
WE DON'T WANNA BE
IN YOUR SICK LITTLE MOVIE !
788
00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:10,284
CAMERA ROLLING !
SPEED !
789
00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:14,114
- [ Woman #2 ]
PAY US, CHEAPSKATE !
- I'M NOT ANYBODY'S EXTRA !
790
00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:16,290
[ Woman #3 ] I DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ART !ACTION !
791
00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:20,468
- I'M SICK OF VIOLENCE !
- OH, I CAN'T STAND THE F WORD !
792
00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:24,864
- YEAH ? WELL, YOUR MOVIES
BITE THE BIG ONE !
- WE WANT FRONTAL NUDITY !
793
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,997
OW, OW, OW !OW ! KEEP THE SCENE GOING !
794
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,871
- YOU STINK, HONEY WHITLOCK !
- YOU CAME IN FIFTH
IN THE OSCARS.
795
00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:34,830
YOU DIDN'T WRITE ME DIALOGUE ?YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
796
00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:37,224
I WALK OUT OF YOUR FILMS
ON AIRPLANES !
797
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:40,836
FAMILY IS JUST A DIRTY WORD
FOR CENSORSHIP !NICE !
798
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,839
- [ All Gasping ]
- CUT ! MOVIN' ON !
799
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:46,494
COME ON !
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE !
800
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:49,062
[ Dinah ]
FUCKING FAMILIES !
LET'S GO !
801
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,717
♪ WHOA-HO
802
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,286
♪ YA-HA-HO-HO COME ON !
803
00:51:55,329 --> 00:52:00,160
♪ YA-HA-HO-HO
804
00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:02,597
COME ON, GO !
COME ON, COME ON !
COME ON, COME ON !
805
00:52:02,641 --> 00:52:05,034
[ Chattering ]GO, GO, GO, GO !
MOVE, MOVE !
806
00:52:05,078 --> 00:52:07,167
[ Chattering, Shouting ]
807
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,300
[ Grunting ]
808
00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:15,001
[ Laughing ]
809
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:17,743
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Audience Laughing, Hooting ]
810
00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:22,356
ACTION FANS, HELP US !
811
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,272
[ Audience ]
YEAH !COME ON, COME ON, COME ON !
812
00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:28,449
YEAH, CECIL ! COME ON ! [ Chattering Continues ]
813
00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:31,626
COME ON, COME ON !GO, GO !
814
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:34,934
[ Door Opens ]
815
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:37,893
[ Together ]
FAMILIES ! FAMILIES ![ Grunting ]
816
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:41,114
- [ Yells ]
- [ Shouting,
Grunting Continue ]
817
00:52:45,205 --> 00:52:47,164
GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
818
00:52:47,207 --> 00:52:51,080
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
819
00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,220
CECIL B. DEMENTED
WANTS YOUR KEYS.
820
00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,440
FUCK HIM.
HE AIN'T GONNA GET DISTRIBUTION.
821
00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:05,182
OH, YOU WANNA BET ?
[ Shouting ]
822
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,967
[ Grunting ]
823
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,969
[ Grunts ]
824
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:12,798
YEAH, BABY, YEAH !
LET'S GO !
825
00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:14,843
[ Chattering Continues ]HONEY, HONEY !
826
00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:17,368
THANKS, HONEY.
[ Giggles ]HONEY, HONEY, I LOVE YOU !
827
00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:20,545
[ Grumbling ]
828
00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:24,940
GO !LET'S GO ! LET'S GO !
829
00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:27,334
[ Shouting ]
830
00:53:28,770 --> 00:53:30,729
[ Crowd ] HONEY, HONEY !
831
00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:33,732
HEY, HEY, HONEY,
SIGN MY PAROLE CARD ?
832
00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:37,214
IT'S OKAY !
WE'RE CRIMINALS TOO !
833
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,955
I LOVE YOU ! [ Men Hooting ] WE LOVE YOU !
834
00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:42,741
YOU'RE CRAZY ![ Shouting, Hooting Continue ]
835
00:53:49,051 --> 00:53:51,663
♪♪ [ R&B ] [ Searing Hiss ]
836
00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:55,710
[ Grunting ]THE SLASH AND BURN
OF THE WHITE HOT METAL...
837
00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:59,888
WILL BRAND YOU FOREVER WITH
THE LOGO OF CECIL B. DEMENTED.
838
00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:02,717
WEAR THE PRIVILEGED SCAR
OF CINEMA SAINTHOOD...
839
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:06,243
WITH PRIDE AND HORNINESS.[ Chardonnay Vocalizing ]
840
00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:12,466
[ Vocalizing Continues ]
841
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:24,609
♪ GOD, OUR PROTECTOR
842
00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:26,611
♪ YEAH
843
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:31,398
♪ MAIN FILM DIRECTOR
844
00:54:31,442 --> 00:54:34,706
♪ GIVE US A CUE
845
00:54:36,969 --> 00:54:40,102
♪ WE'LL FOLLOW YOU
846
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:44,672
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
847
00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:48,110
♪ DEMENTED FOR LIFE
848
00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:51,331
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS FAMILY. ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ]
849
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:56,423
WE ARE THE ORPHANS OF CINEMA,
AND WITHOUT OUR MOVIE,
WE DO NOT EXIST.
850
00:54:56,467 --> 00:54:59,774
WE ARE NOT HUMAN. WE ARE ALL PART OF ONE GIANT PROJECTOR.
851
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:03,474
AND OUR BLOOD IS THE FILM THAT WILL BE SHOWN TO THE WORLD.
852
00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:05,345
MY REAL LIFE BEGAN
IN THE CINEMA.
853
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:07,608
[ Flesh Sears ][ Gasps ]
854
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,132
AND IT WILL END
IN THE CINEMA !
855
00:55:10,176 --> 00:55:14,180
[ Together ]
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
856
00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:18,140
FROM THE VALLEYS OF LEBANON--
[ Gasps ][ Searing Continues ]
857
00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:22,710
[ Yells ]
TO THE JUNGLES OF CUBA !
858
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,713
[ Grunts ]
859
00:55:27,802 --> 00:55:30,414
FILM REVOLUTIONARIES
CAN NEVER BE STOPPED.
860
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:33,634
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER [ Together ] ♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
861
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,291
♪ DEMENTED FOR LIFE
862
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,512
RODNEY DIED FOR THE ROOTS
OF CINEMATIC REBELLION.
863
00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:43,862
AND HE'S NOW IN CINEMA HELL,
864
00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:47,300
WHERE ONE DAY
WE'LL ALL BE REUNITED.
865
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:49,389
PLEASURE IS PAIN !
866
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,957
SLAVERY IS FREEDOM !
867
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,307
SUICIDE FOR SATAN !
868
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:57,354
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
869
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:04,883
BUT OUR FILM COULD STILL BE
A HIT EVEN AFTER WE'RE DEAD,
RIGHT, CECIL ?
870
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:09,670
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER [ Crew ] ♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
871
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:14,066
FIDGET.
872
00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:30,082
FIDGET'S A GOOD BOY,
AND WE LOVE HIM.
873
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,606
AND WE WILL STAND BEHIND OUR SON NO MATTER WHAT HE'S DONE.
874
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:36,915
NO ! I WANNA GO HOME !
875
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:39,091
I DON'T WANNA BE
IN SHOW BUSINESS ANYMORE !
876
00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:41,528
I KNEW YOU WERE THE WEAK ONE,
FIDGET.
877
00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:48,927
JUST REMEMBER,
YOUR PARENTS LIKED GODZILLA.
878
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:51,669
THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOU
SEE R-RATED FILMS AS A CHILD.
879
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:55,237
THEY'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
TO A MIDNIGHT MOVIE.
880
00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,762
THEY ENJOY CLASSIC
TV SITCOMS TURNED INTO
FEATURE-LENGTH FILMS.
881
00:56:57,805 --> 00:57:00,765
- THEY'VE NEVER RENTED
A PORNO MOVIE.
- AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
882
00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:03,332
THEY TALK OUT LOUD
IN THE THEATER ONCE
THE FEATURE HAS BEGUN.
883
00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:06,684
- [ Crew ] OH !
- OH, THAT REALLY IS
UNFORGIVABLE, FIDGET.
884
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:15,127
OKAY, OKAY ! MY PARENTS
ARE THE ENEMIES OF FILM !
885
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,390
DO IT !
886
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,611
[ Crew ] YEAH ! ALL RIGHT !
887
00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:25,529
- DEMENTED FOREVER !
- [ Together ]
♪ DEMENTED FOREVER
888
00:57:25,572 --> 00:57:28,357
AND YOU, HONEY ?
889
00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,538
NO, CECIL.
890
00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,716
SO TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW.[ Audience Applauding ]
891
00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:40,457
DID YOU EVER,
IN ALL THOSE YEARS,
892
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,285
SUSPECT THAT YOUR EX-WIFE...
893
00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:46,506
HAD, WELL, YOU KNOW,
RADICAL TENDENCIES ?
894
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:49,553
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, ROSEANNE.
895
00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:53,382
I WAS MARRIED TO HONEY WHITLOCK
FOR SEVEN YEARS,[ Audience Gasps ]
896
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:56,821
AND I'M NOT A BIT SURPRISED
WHAT A NUT SHE REALLY IS.
897
00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:59,258
[ Audience Laughing ]OH, THANKS A LOT.
898
00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:01,782
SATAN LOVES YOU, HONEY.
899
00:58:01,826 --> 00:58:04,263
AND SO DO I.
900
00:58:04,306 --> 00:58:07,701
HONEY WHITLOCK WAS ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO THE WRONG KIND OF MAN.
901
00:58:07,745 --> 00:58:10,312
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF SHE WAS IN ON HER KIDNAPPING
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.
902
00:58:10,356 --> 00:58:13,228
SHE'D DO ANYTHING FOR SEX.
903
00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:16,623
- [ TV: Male Reporter ] THE MARYLAND FILM COMMISSION--
- YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.
904
00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:21,280
CECIL B. DEMENTED,
YOU CAN NEVER STOP HOLLYWOOD.
905
00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:24,109
THE MARYLAND FILM COMMISSION
IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE...
906
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:28,679
THERE WILL BE NO DELAY
IN TOMORROW'S ONCE-SECRET
START DATE...
907
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:34,641
FOR THE $65 MILLION SHOT
ENTIRELY IN BALTIMORE SEQUEL...
908
00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:38,819
TO THE OSCAR-WINNING MASTERPIECE FORREST GUMP,
909
00:58:38,863 --> 00:58:42,606
GUMP AGAIN,
STARRING KEVIN NEALON.[ All Scoffing ]
910
00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:46,479
I THINK I SPEAK
FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE ACADEMY
OF THE ARTS AND SCIENCES...
911
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,437
WHEN I SAY, HONEY WHITLOCK,
912
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:52,224
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE
HOLLYWOOD COMMUNITY.
913
00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,534
SAY IT.
914
00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:07,935
DEMENTED FOREVER.
915
00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:11,504
[ Crew ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
916
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:16,465
YEAH. OH, YEAH.
917
00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:21,645
[ Sighs ]
THIS TIME,
IHAVE A FUCKING VISION.
918
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,762
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
919
00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:58,638
CAN I HELP YOU ?
920
00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:01,510
WE GOT A DELIVERY
FOR KEVIN NEALON
FROM PARAMOUNT STUDIOS.
921
01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:03,556
SHH.
922
01:00:04,949 --> 01:00:07,299
LARGEST BOX OF CHOCOLATES
WE EVER MADE.
923
01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:09,301
SHH, SHH.
924
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,219
WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CHECK YOUR TRUCK OUT.
925
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,264
SURE.
926
01:00:21,922 --> 01:00:24,969
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA FIND INSIDE.
927
01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:26,971
[ Guns Cock ]ACTION !
928
01:00:27,014 --> 01:00:30,714
[ Stun Gun Buzzes ][ Chattering ]
GET HIM IN !
929
01:00:33,847 --> 01:00:36,154
ALL RIGHT.
JUST KEEP AN EYE ON THE SHOT.
930
01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,547
[ Chattering Continues ]ADD HIS HAIR DYE.
THAT'S IT.
931
01:00:38,591 --> 01:00:40,854
LOOKS GOOD.
NICE, NICE.
932
01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:43,378
JEAN-PIERRE, YOU OKAY ?
YOU NEED ANOTHER
CAMERA REHEARSAL ?
933
01:00:43,422 --> 01:00:46,555
NO, SIR. WE'RE SET.
934
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:50,211
DO YOU BELIEVE HOW LONG IT TOOK
'EM TO DO THAT LAST SHOT ?IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
935
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:53,693
THE MONEY THEY'RE THROWING AWAY
HERE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU GOT A PAIR OF SEVENS.
936
01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:56,000
THAT'S NOT BAD.
HEY, YOU'RE CHEATIN' OVER THERE.
937
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:58,045
[ Laughs ]WHAT DO YOU GOT,
A JACK, KING ?
938
01:00:58,089 --> 01:01:01,701
- [ Grunts ] - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?- HEY !
939
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,225
WE'RE NONUNION, AND
WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS MOVIE !
940
01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:06,401
OKAY. LET'S SHOOT
THIS SUCKER.YOU GOT IT.
941
01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:08,752
[ Woman ] OKAY, PEOPLE. CLEAR THE SET.
942
01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:11,668
AND... LOCK IT UP !
943
01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,627
WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE--
944
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,673
[ Both Gagging ]
945
01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:22,026
[ Grunts ]
SON OF A BITCH !
946
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:25,246
[ Grumbling ]GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER
OFF OF ME !
947
01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:28,249
[ Both Grumbling ]
948
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,210
IT'S ALREADY LOCKED DOWN.PICTURE'S UP.
949
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:36,605
[ Grunting, Whimpering ]
950
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:42,394
[ Director ] WELL, IS THERE A PROBLEM ?
951
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,657
WHERE'S THE A.D. ?
952
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,659
[ Gasps ][ Gasps ]
953
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,531
JANINE. WHERE THE FUCK IS JANINE ?
954
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:53,840
I'M GETTING OLDER HERE.
955
01:01:53,884 --> 01:01:56,495
[ Stun Gun Buzzes ] BUDGET'S CLIMBING !
956
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:59,193
$1,000 A SECOND. $1,000 A SECOND.
957
01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:01,326
$1,000 A SECOND.
958
01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:04,590
THAT'S WHAT IT'S COSTING WHILE WE WAIT, GANG ![ Grunting ]
959
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:08,289
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
960
01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:11,858
JESUS, CAN WE SHOOT ?ROLL SOUND.
961
01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:14,121
SOUND SPEED.
962
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:16,080
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Feedback ]
963
01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:18,778
CAN I HAVE FUCKING QUIET ?
964
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:21,999
CAMERA ROLLING. FINALLY !MARK IT.
965
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:25,785
AND... ACTION.
966
01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:34,228
HELLO, MY NAME'S FORREST.
FORREST GUMP.
967
01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:37,536
THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.
968
01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:39,973
[ Nealon ] YOU WANT SOME OF MY CRAB CAKES ?
969
01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:43,411
I DON'T EAT SCAVENGERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT CRABS EAT ?
970
01:02:43,455 --> 01:02:45,936
FISH FECES.
971
01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:49,069
WELL, MY MOMMA ALWAYS SAID,
"GUMP HAPPENS."
972
01:02:49,113 --> 01:02:51,898
SHUCKS, I GUESS LIFE
IS A LOT LIKE A CRAB CAKE.
973
01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:54,640
THERE'S LOTS OF GOOD STUFF IN THE MIDDLE,
974
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,947
BUT IT'S SURROUNDED
BY A BUNCH OF CRAP.
975
01:02:56,990 --> 01:03:00,385
- CUT !
- WHAT THE HELL ?
976
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:03,475
I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED,
AND THIS PICTURE IS TERMINATED !
977
01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:06,391
GET OFF MY SET NOW !
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?
978
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:11,309
NOBODY CAN STOP THE POPULARITY OF FORREST GUMP.
979
01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:16,314
FUCKIN' LITTLE SCABS !WE'LL GET THEIR LITTLE
16-MILLIMETER ASSES.
980
01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:20,144
I GOT IT.NOBODY FUCKS WITH
THE BROTHERHOOD OF TEAMSTERS !
981
01:03:20,187 --> 01:03:23,669
[ All Grumbling, Shouting ]
982
01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:27,934
OW, THAT HURT !
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ?
GET ME OUT OF HERE !
983
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:30,371
MARK IT.
984
01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:32,373
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
985
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,854
AND... ACTION !
986
01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:37,683
I FUCKING HATEFORREST GUMP !
987
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:39,990
I ONLY TAKE THE ROLES
I'M OFFERED, MA'AM.
988
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:42,906
ARE YOU THIS DESPERATE FOR PUBLICITY, HONEY WHITLOCK ?
989
01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,865
DON'T STEP ON MY LINES,
ASSHOLE !
990
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,954
[ Whispering ]
SHH, SHH, SHH !
QUIET !
991
01:03:49,695 --> 01:03:52,959
- NO MORE PER DIEMS !
- PLEASE, I'M A LOCAL HIRE !
992
01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:56,833
- NO MORE MEAL PENALTIES.
- YES, MA'AM.
WE'RE OFF THE CLOCK.
993
01:03:56,876 --> 01:04:01,750
AND NO MORE FREE FOOD
AT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVALS
FOR YOU EITHER, HACK !
994
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,752
THE DIRECTOR'S GUILD
OF AMERICA...
995
01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:06,973
WILL BRING DOWN ITS SWIFT SWORD
OF JUSTICE ON YOU RANK AMATEURS.
996
01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:11,238
[ Man ] GO !
997
01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:15,155
DRUGS !
GIVE ME POPPERS.
998
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,854
IT'S OKAY.
WE GOT IT ON FILM.
KEEP GOING !
999
01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:20,421
[ Sniffing ]
1000
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:23,772
VISIONS OF LIGHT !
1001
01:04:23,816 --> 01:04:26,253
DEATH TO ALL WHO ARE
CINEMATICALLY INCORRECT !
1002
01:04:26,297 --> 01:04:29,604
- THAT MEANS YOU FUCKERS !
- [ Lewis ] YEAH !
1003
01:04:29,648 --> 01:04:31,606
[ Grunts ] [ Cherish ] CECIL !
1004
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,871
[ Grunting ] [ Gunshots Continue ]
1005
01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,829
[ Lewis ] YO, GET HIM ! GET HIM !
1006
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:40,050
[ Grunts ]
1007
01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:42,748
SHIT !
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE !CALL THE DRIVER !
1008
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:47,579
- [ Petie ] CECIL, GET DOWN !
- [ Dinah ] LOSERS, DIE !
1009
01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:51,235
- [ Shouts ]
- [ Grunts ]
1010
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:53,759
CECIL !
[ Grunts ]
1011
01:04:56,980 --> 01:05:01,114
[ Dinah ] LOOK OUT ! GET HIM ! GET HIM !
1012
01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:09,340
- HONEY, GET DOWN !
- [ Cecil ] CHERISH,
LOOK OUT ! GET DOWN !
1013
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,342
[ Lewis ] GET HIM, GET HIM, BABY !
1014
01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:13,648
GOOD WORK, CHERISH !THANK YOU.
1015
01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:17,957
- [ Cecil ]
FIX YOUR COSTUME. COME ON.
- WILD SOUND !
1016
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,003
[ Yells ]
1017
01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:30,230
- [ Yells ]
- [ Man ]
HELP, HELP ! SHOOT ! SHOOT !
1018
01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:33,190
[ Raven ] OH, MY GOD ! OH, NO ! [ Chattering, Shouting ]
1019
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:38,673
DINAH ! [ Gunshots Continue ]
1020
01:05:41,198 --> 01:05:42,939
[ Chattering, Grunting ]
1021
01:05:42,982 --> 01:05:44,941
OH, GOD.
1022
01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:50,685
HEY, HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG ?
STAPLED ? HUH !
1023
01:05:55,908 --> 01:06:00,913
OH, THANK GOD !
[ Gasping, Laughing ]
1024
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,350
[ Cherish ] OH, GOD ! [ Cecil Grunting ]
1025
01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:08,877
[ Men Groaning ]
1026
01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:12,011
DEAR DIARY,
1027
01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:17,799
ANOTHER DAY,
AND IT'S THE SAME OLD THING.
1028
01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:20,846
[ Groaning Continues ] EVERYWHERE I GO,
1029
01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:24,458
EVERYTHING I DO JUST SEEMS TO LEAD...
1030
01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:27,461
TO THE SAME DEAD END--
1031
01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:30,595
MY DERRIERE.[ All Sighing ]
1032
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:34,599
HEY, BUDDY,
I'M IN A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.
1033
01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:38,951
OH, MY GOD ! IT'S YOU !
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR ASS
IN THIS MAGAZINE.
1034
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:42,128
YEAH, THAT'S MY ASS, ALL RIGHT,
AND IT'S IN TROUBLE. CAN ME
AND MY FRIENDS COME INSIDE ?
1035
01:06:42,172 --> 01:06:45,305
OH, SURE CAN.
OH, WE SELL YOUR ASS. HI.
1036
01:06:45,349 --> 01:06:47,699
HI.
1037
01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:50,963
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HER !
I BEAT OFF TO HER EVERY NIGHT.
1038
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,357
WOULD YOU SIGN IT...
TO SNIFFLES ?
1039
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,968
- ONE F OR TWO ?
- TWO.
1040
01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:59,015
OH.BAD NIGHT, HUH ?
1041
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:02,975
- RIGHT.
- GO ON IN. POP A LOAD.
1042
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,759
UH, GUYS.
1043
01:07:08,285 --> 01:07:13,377
WHY IS IT THAT MEN
ONLY WANT MY ASS ?
1044
01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:17,294
[ Groaning Continues ]
1045
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:20,601
- DO YOU KNOW WHY,
LITTLE PELLET ?
- [ Gerbil Squealing ]
1046
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:25,911
GOOD PELLET.
1047
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:29,088
OH, BAD PELLET.
1048
01:07:29,132 --> 01:07:31,873
[ Cherish Moaning ]
1049
01:07:31,917 --> 01:07:36,574
OH, PELLET, YOU'RE
A VERY NAUGHTY GERBIL.
1050
01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:39,751
[ Men Moaning ]YES, YOU ARE.
1051
01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:43,885
YOU'RE GONNA BE MOMMY'S GOOD PELLET, AREN'T YOU ?
1052
01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:46,105
[ Moaning Continues ]WHOOPS !
1053
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:49,326
[ All Moaning ] PELLET !
1054
01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:52,242
[ Lewis ] YEAH. WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE GERBIL ?
1055
01:07:52,285 --> 01:07:53,982
[ Cecil ]
HEY ![ Moaning Stops ]
1056
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:57,203
[ Lewis ] SORRY. HERE, PELLET.[ Grunts ]
1057
01:07:57,247 --> 01:08:00,163
MOMMY'S GOT SOME CEREAL
FOR YOU.
1058
01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:03,122
[ Squealing ] [ Moaning Intensifies ]
1059
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:09,172
I'LL BE YOUR CINEMA SLAVE.
1060
01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,743
WHERE ARE THEY, YOU PERVERT ?WHO ?
1061
01:08:15,787 --> 01:08:17,963
THERE'S NO ONE HERE
BUT US WHACKERS.
1062
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:19,747
[ Grunts ]
1063
01:08:21,314 --> 01:08:24,012
DEMENTED FOREVER.
1064
01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:29,496
[ Moaning Continues ] [ Pellet Squealing ]
1065
01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:34,849
[ Moaning Intensifies ]
1066
01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:39,289
HEY, PAL, THAT'S ILLEGAL, HUH ? HEY, I PAID MY ADMISSION PRICE.
1067
01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:42,030
PELLET ![ Men ]
OH !
1068
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:45,643
[ Pop ][ Gasps ]
1069
01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:49,168
NOT THERE, PELLET !
REAR ENTRY !
1070
01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,866
[ Audience Sighing ]
1071
01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,610
THERE !
1072
01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,960
[ Cherish Moaning ]PORNO FANS !
1073
01:08:59,004 --> 01:09:03,269
IT'S ME ! CHERISH !
AND I NEED YOUR HARD-CORE HELP !
1074
01:09:03,313 --> 01:09:07,534
- THE TEAMSTERS ARE HERE.
- [ Audience ]
WE LOVE YOU, CHERISH !
1075
01:09:07,578 --> 01:09:12,409
LONG LIVE CECIL B. DEMENTED,
A FRIEND OF PORNOGRAPHY !
1076
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,498
[ Moaning Continues ] [ Cherish Chattering On Screen ]
1077
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:17,588
[ Nervous Laughter ]
HEY, KEEP THAT THING
AWAY FROM ME.
1078
01:09:17,631 --> 01:09:20,460
HEY, HEY, HEY !
BACK IT UP !
1079
01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:23,507
HEY, WHOA, WHOA !
HEY, HEY !
1080
01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:25,465
[ Cherish Shouting On Screen ] GET IT ! GET IT ! GET IN THERE ! GET IN THERE !
1081
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:28,773
OH, YES ! PELLET ! PELLET !
1082
01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:31,254
GET IT, BOY ! GO ON, PELLET !
1083
01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:34,170
GET IT ! YES ! DO IT TO ME, BABY !
1084
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:47,618
DEAR DIARY,
1085
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:51,578
MY HUSBAND...
1086
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,624
IS TRYING...
1087
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:56,453
TO KILL ME.
1088
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:04,548
- THREE, PLEASE.
- $15.
1089
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:14,601
COOL AS SHIT.
HONEY WHITLOCK CAN OPEN
ANY PICTURE.
1090
01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:16,951
[ Scoffs ]
NOWSHE CAN.
1091
01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:20,607
WE SHOULD BLOW UP
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS.
THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO.
1092
01:10:20,651 --> 01:10:24,002
HEY, CALM DOWN.BOMB PLANET HOLLYWOOD.
1093
01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:27,092
WOULD YOU GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF ?
1094
01:10:27,135 --> 01:10:29,834
- TWO ADULTS.
- $10.
1095
01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:35,666
HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD !
1096
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:38,103
THANKS.
WHAT DO I GET IF I WIN ?
1097
01:10:38,146 --> 01:10:41,149
A BIG HAM. WHAT ELSE ?
[ Laughing ]
1098
01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:49,332
[ Sighs ]
1099
01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:54,119
THIS IS IT--
OUR FINAL LOCATION.
1100
01:10:54,162 --> 01:10:56,121
WHERE WE'RE GONNA
GET LAID !
1101
01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:58,950
NOBODY LEAVES THIS DRIVE-IN
ALIVE UNTIL WE FINISH OUR FILM.
1102
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:01,692
TOTALLY RADICAL !
1103
01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:04,347
[ Grunts ]
1104
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,576
[ Man On P.A. ] ATTENTION, HONEY WHITLOCK LOOK-ALIKES.
1105
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:19,884
PLEASE COME TO THE CONCESSION STAND AT THE END OF THE FILM...
1106
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,713
TO SHOW YOUR FELLOW DRIVE-IN FANS YOUR COSTUMES...
1107
01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:25,411
AND MAYBE TAKE HOME A GRAND PRIZE...
1108
01:11:25,455 --> 01:11:29,676
OF A TEN-POUND SMITHFIELD HAM.
1109
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:33,114
WE ALSO FEATURE SODAS, BURGERS,
1110
01:11:33,158 --> 01:11:35,465
HOT DOGS, POPCORN...
1111
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:37,902
AND THE CANDY OF YOUR CHOICE.
1112
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,992
ALL RIGHT HERE AT THE BENGIE'S DRIVE-IN THEATER,
1113
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:43,037
WHERE TONIGHT,
1114
01:11:43,081 --> 01:11:46,824
HONEY WHITLOCK IS ON THE SCREEN ALL NIGHT LONG.
1115
01:11:48,173 --> 01:11:49,914
[ Grunting ]
1116
01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:53,570
[ Phone Ringing ]OH, MY GOD.
1117
01:11:55,789 --> 01:11:58,270
THE GREATEST DIRECTOR
OF ALL TIME !
1118
01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:06,452
[ Man ] COME ON. YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
1119
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:08,454
YOU HAVE CINEMATIC
IMMUNITY NOW.
1120
01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:10,543
YEAH, NONE
OF YOUR OLD MOVIES COUNT.
1121
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:18,551
THAT'S NOT YOU ON THE SCREEN. IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE. COME ON.
1122
01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:24,514
- [ Banging At Door ]
- WHO IS IT ?
1123
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,647
CECIL B. DEMENTED.
1124
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:31,608
OH, RIGHT.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
1125
01:12:33,784 --> 01:12:36,221
[ Gasps ]
1126
01:12:38,963 --> 01:12:41,182
[ Muffled Shouting ]
1127
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:44,011
[ Cat Meowing ]
1128
01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:46,666
KILL THE BITCH !SHE NEVER COULD ACT !
1129
01:12:46,710 --> 01:12:48,668
HER CAREER IS OVER !HEY !
1130
01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:52,280
NO. HEY, BAD REVIEWS
CAN'T HURT ME NOW.
1131
01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:54,370
YEAH. WE'RE BEYOND
THE CRITICS' REACH.
1132
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:56,850
WHO CARES WHAT ANYBODY THINKS
ABOUT OUR MOVIE ?
1133
01:12:56,894 --> 01:12:59,462
EXCEPT SATAN. [ Man ]
SHUT UP, BITCH !
1134
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,464
[ Screaming ]
1135
01:13:03,988 --> 01:13:05,816
[ Man ] HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ? [ Chattering, Horns Honking ]
1136
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:08,558
HELLO.
1137
01:13:08,601 --> 01:13:10,821
THIS IS CECIL B. DEMENTED,
1138
01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:14,955
[ Chattering Continues ] SPEAKING TO YOU DIRECTLY FROM THIS THEATER.
1139
01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:19,133
[ Applause ]I WANT YOU ALL
TO BE IN MY NEW MOVIE.
1140
01:13:19,177 --> 01:13:21,919
[ Cheering, Applause ] IT IS CALLEDRAVING BEAUTY.
1141
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:26,097
WE ARE SHOOTING THE FINAL SCENE HERE TONIGHT.
1142
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:29,230
I WISH CECIL WOULD KILL
SOME MORE ASSHOLES.
1143
01:13:29,274 --> 01:13:32,756
YEAH, LIKE THOSE PHONY CRITICS
WHO GIVE ALL GOOD REVIEWS
IN THE MOVIE ADS.
1144
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:35,193
OR THOSE LAST-MINUTE
FUCK-HEAD TICKET BUYERS...
1145
01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:37,674
WHO ENTER THE THEATER AFTER
THE FEATURE'S BEGUN.
1146
01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:40,285
JOIN THE REVOLUTION AGAINST HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. [ Sirens Wailing ]
1147
01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:43,636
BRING CINEMA WARS HOME TO THEATERS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD...
1148
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:47,335
AND PUNISH THOSE WHO STAND IN THE WAY OFYOUR KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT.
1149
01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:49,599
CINEMA HOODLUMS,
1150
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:51,731
YOU CAN DESTROY COMMERCIAL CINEMA AS WE KNOW IT.
1151
01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:54,473
BURN DOWN THE MULTIPLEXES.
1152
01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:57,433
STOP THE MASS-DISTRIBUTION OF MEDIOCRE MOVIES !
1153
01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,913
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL CINEMAGOERS.
1154
01:13:59,957 --> 01:14:03,526
MAINSTREAM MOVIE FANS, WE WILL BURY YOU.
1155
01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:07,573
CECIL B. DEMENTED,
YOU ARE SURROUNDED.
1156
01:14:07,617 --> 01:14:10,707
GIVE YOURSELF UP
AND YOU AND YOUR CAST AND CREW
WILL NOT BE INJURED.
1157
01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:14,711
PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THE STUDIO EXECUTIVES
IN THE POLICE VEHICLE.
1158
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,713
[ Crew ]
YEAH, YEAH. TELL THEM.
1159
01:14:16,756 --> 01:14:20,325
- I HAVE FINAL CUT !
- WE ARE NOT STUDIO EXECUTIVES.
1160
01:14:20,368 --> 01:14:22,327
WE ARE THE BALTIMORE CITY
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
1161
01:14:24,068 --> 01:14:26,505
[ Man On Loudspeaker ]
FIDGET, WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
1162
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,377
WE HEARD IT ON THE NEWS.
COME HOME, SON.
1163
01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:32,816
FANS OF OUTLAW CINEMA,
1164
01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:35,775
THEY WANT TO USE YOU
FOR MARKET TESTING.
1165
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:40,171
- [ Crew ] YEAH !
- THEY WANT TO DETAIN YOU
AND PUT YOU IN FOCUS GROUPS.
1166
01:14:40,214 --> 01:14:42,347
UH-HUH ![ Together ]
THAT'S RIGHT ! THAT'S RIGHT !
1167
01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:44,523
BUT I WON'T LET THEM,
1168
01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:47,526
BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN
PHONY LIFE-AFFIRMING ENDINGS !
1169
01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:50,007
I WOULD RATHER DIE
THAN CHANGE MY MOVIE !
1170
01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:53,401
WACO ! WACO !
1171
01:14:53,445 --> 01:14:55,752
[ Cecil ] THAT'S IT.
1172
01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:58,537
[ Grunts ]
1173
01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:01,279
FIDGET, IT'S YOUR DAD.
1174
01:15:01,322 --> 01:15:03,281
WE'RE HERE WITH A PSYCHIATRIST.
1175
01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:06,197
HE SPECIALIZES
IN CHILDREN LIKE YOU.
1176
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,374
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY, SON.
1177
01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:11,594
FIDGET, IT'S MOMMY.
1178
01:15:11,637 --> 01:15:14,466
WE KNOW YOU'VE SEEN TOO MANY R-RATED MOVIES,
1179
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,468
AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP.
1180
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:18,557
[ Officer ] CECIL B. DEMENTED, YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE.
1181
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,559
AND THEY WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU.
1182
01:15:20,603 --> 01:15:23,344
- SINCLAIR, IT'S YOUR FATHER.
- [ Groans ]
1183
01:15:23,388 --> 01:15:26,826
GOD !
[ Grunting ]
1184
01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:30,308
THOMAS ALVA EDISON
IS THE ONLY FATHER
I'VE EVER HAD !
1185
01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:33,354
I KNOW YOU'RE SICK IN THE HEAD,
BUT WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK
YOU COULD DIRECT ?
1186
01:15:33,398 --> 01:15:35,400
[ All Chattering At Once ]
1187
01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:37,141
[ Raven ] YOU CAN DIRECT, CECIL. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT CHRISTIAN !
1188
01:15:38,577 --> 01:15:42,755
- SINCLAIR, IT'S MOM.
- OH !
1189
01:15:42,799 --> 01:15:46,585
REPEAT AFTER ME.
IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.
1190
01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,022
[ Grunting ] IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.
1191
01:15:49,066 --> 01:15:52,504
IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.PICTURE'S UP !
1192
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,593
[ Raven ]
ALL RIGHT !
1193
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:57,378
[ Feedback ]CECIL.
1194
01:15:57,422 --> 01:15:59,729
- ARE YOU OKAY ?
- OH, SHIT.
1195
01:15:59,772 --> 01:16:01,774
[ Man ]
COME ON, CECIL.
WE GOT TO FINISH THE MOVIE.
1196
01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:03,733
COME ON.
GET UP. COME ON.
1197
01:16:03,776 --> 01:16:06,039
COME ON.
GET UP, CECIL.
1198
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:08,085
HONEY WHITLOCK
IS HERE TONIGHT,
1199
01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:10,740
[ Cheering ] LIVE AND IN PERSON.
1200
01:16:10,783 --> 01:16:13,177
AND SHE'S DYIN' TO MEET YA.
1201
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:15,919
COME ON ! MOVE OUT !
GO ! GO ! LET'S GO !
1202
01:16:15,962 --> 01:16:17,703
[ Cheering Continues ]
1203
01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:22,273
[ Grunting Continues ]
1204
01:16:22,316 --> 01:16:25,493
[ Cheering ]
YEAH !
1205
01:16:41,466 --> 01:16:43,686
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
1206
01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,818
JUST ONE MORE CAMERA SETUP,
THEN WE CAN HAVE SEX.
1207
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:51,215
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.
1208
01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:54,784
I'VE HAD A FINAL VISION.
1209
01:16:54,827 --> 01:16:57,700
WOULD YOU SET YOUR HAIR ON FIRE
FOR OUR MOVIE ?
1210
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:03,140
MY REAL HAIR ?
1211
01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:05,533
[ Grunting ]
1212
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:10,538
PROVE YOURSELF ONE MORE TIME,
FOR YOUR CAST.
1213
01:17:12,976 --> 01:17:17,154
YOUR CREW.
THEY'VE GIVEN UP THEIR LIVES
FOR THIS FILM,
1214
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:19,286
AND THEY CARRY THE ETERNAL FLAME OF CINEMA INSANITY.
1215
01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:21,071
DO IT.
1216
01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:24,857
YOUR FANS--
THEY LOVE THE NEW HONEY.
1217
01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:28,208
[ Cheering Continues ] THEY LOVE HER SO MUCH.
1218
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:31,821
AND FOR ME--
CECIL B. DEMENTED.
1219
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,221
[ Cheering Continues ]
1220
01:17:55,932 --> 01:17:59,936
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP,
MR. DEMENTED.
1221
01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:02,025
[ Officer ] CECIL B. DEMENTED, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS.
1222
01:18:02,068 --> 01:18:04,114
PICTURE'S UP !
1223
01:18:04,157 --> 01:18:07,944
ABANDON YOUR FILM OR WE WILL SHOOT TO KILL !
1224
01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:10,642
CAMERA ROLLING !
SPEED !
1225
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:13,514
AND... ACTION !
1226
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:16,300
[ Cheering Continues ]
1227
01:18:16,343 --> 01:18:19,999
CELLULUNATICS
AND CINEMA SURVIVALISTS !
1228
01:18:24,656 --> 01:18:26,789
MAKE GOOD MOVIES OR DIE !
1229
01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:31,402
WOW !
1230
01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,580
[ Siren Wailing ]
1231
01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:40,454
CUT, CUT, CUT !
1232
01:18:44,110 --> 01:18:47,635
THAT, FELLOW SPROCKET HOLES, IS A WRAP !
1233
01:18:47,679 --> 01:18:50,334
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Crowd Screaming ]
1234
01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:52,336
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY
HAS BEEN COMPLETED !
1235
01:18:52,379 --> 01:18:55,948
- YOU MEAN WE CAN FUCK ?
- FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU !
1236
01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:59,560
OH, YES !
1237
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:05,958
[ Pop ][ Both Moaning ]
1238
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:08,613
[ Whooping ]
1239
01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:10,833
HONEY !
1240
01:19:14,184 --> 01:19:17,622
[ Man ] RAVEN, I LOVE YOU ! I LOVE ALL SATANISTS ! PICK ME !
1241
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:21,147
HONEY ! OH ! AH !
1242
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:22,932
[ Grunting ]
1243
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:39,209
YOU PICKED ME.YEAH.
1244
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,168
GET UP HERE !
1245
01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:51,482
[ Moaning ]
1246
01:19:57,531 --> 01:19:59,446
OKAY.
[ Moans ]
1247
01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:02,623
[ Whimpering ]
1248
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:05,365
[ Moaning Continues ]
1249
01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:07,933
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
1250
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,415
[ Moaning Continues ]
1251
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:16,159
[ Lewis ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.[ Moaning Intensifies ]
1252
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,734
- HI, MOM !
- [ Moaning Continues ]
1253
01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:36,048
[ Sirens Continue ]
1254
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:38,355
[ Pop ]
1255
01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:40,313
OH, MY GOD !
[ Screaming ]
1256
01:20:40,357 --> 01:20:44,404
OH, SHIT ! COME ON !
1257
01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:46,102
[ Sirens, Shouting Continue ]
1258
01:20:46,145 --> 01:20:49,192
[ Grunts ]
1259
01:20:54,371 --> 01:20:56,764
[ Both Yell ]
1260
01:20:56,808 --> 01:20:59,419
[ Chardonnay ]
GET THE FILM !I GOT IT !
1261
01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:06,209
[ Grunting ] [ Crowd Shouting ] CECIL ! CECIL !
1262
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:08,254
- HONEY !
- WHAT ?
1263
01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:13,303
I SEEN WHAT YOU DID,
YOU HOLLYWOOD BITCH !
1264
01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:17,394
MAYBE YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, BUT WE'RE IN MARYLAND NOW.
1265
01:21:17,437 --> 01:21:20,223
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
HONEY WHITLOCK.
1266
01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:22,703
[ Honey ]
CECIL !
1267
01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:28,187
I HAVE...
1268
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:32,539
A VISION !
1269
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:36,369
[ Chair Crashes ][ Both Gasping ]
1270
01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:39,982
[ Chattering ]
1271
01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:44,508
[ Man ] OH, GOD !WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
1272
01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:46,727
[ Fidget's Mom On Loudspeaker ]
FIDGET, WE'RE LEAVING.
1273
01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:49,339
HOW MUCH IS A MOTHER
SUPPOSED TO TAKE ?
1274
01:21:49,382 --> 01:21:52,995
FUCKER !
SON OF A BITCH !
1275
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:55,432
[ Grunts ]GOOD-BYE, PETIE !
1276
01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:58,478
I'LL VISIT YOU
IN PRISON, MAN ![ Hooting ]
1277
01:21:58,522 --> 01:22:01,481
WE GOT THE FOOTAGE, BABY ![ Chardonnay ]
ANYBODY GOT A CELL PHONE ?
1278
01:22:01,525 --> 01:22:03,440
CALL 20/20.GET ME AN AGENT ! GO, GO !
1279
01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:06,312
[ Cheering ]
HONEY ! HONEY !THANK YOU, THANK YOU !
1280
01:22:06,356 --> 01:22:09,315
MISS WHITLOCK, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST ! HANDS IN THE AIR. SHOW'S OVER.
1281
01:22:09,359 --> 01:22:11,013
[ Raven ]
HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
WE FINISHED THE FILM !
1282
01:22:15,234 --> 01:22:17,236
HAIL SATAN !
1283
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:31,294
[ Screams ]
OW !
1284
01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:35,472
OH, HI, MOM.
1285
01:22:35,515 --> 01:22:37,474
HEY, DAD.
1286
01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:43,523
[ Chattering Continues ][ Woman ]
HONEY !
1287
01:22:43,567 --> 01:22:46,874
♪ NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE SAY CIAO ♪
1288
01:22:49,138 --> 01:22:51,314
♪ TILL WE MEET AGAIN
1289
01:22:51,357 --> 01:22:55,361
♪ SAY CIAO
1290
01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:58,451
♪ TIME WILL DISAPPEAR
1291
01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:00,758
♪ SO HOLD ME NEAR
1292
01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:03,848
♪ AND NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE
1293
01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:05,632
♪ SAY CIAO
1294
01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:13,118
♪ PLEASE DON'T SHED A TEAR
1295
01:23:13,162 --> 01:23:15,164
♪ SAY CIAO
1296
01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:20,908
♪ YOU'LL BE ALWAYS NEAR SOMEHOW ♪
1297
01:23:23,433 --> 01:23:26,436
♪ TIME WILL DISAPPEAR
1298
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:29,221
♪ SO SMILE, MY DEAR
1299
01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:34,009
♪ AND NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE SAY CIAO ♪
1300
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:41,451
♪ NO, NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE
1301
01:23:41,494 --> 01:23:46,151
♪ SAY CIAO ♪
1302
01:23:46,195 --> 01:23:48,371
[ Woman ] CHOW.
1303
01:23:48,414 --> 01:23:50,677
♪♪ [ Heavy Metal ]
1304
01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:55,639
♪ CHOW
1305
01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:57,945
♪♪ [ Woman Wailing ]
1306
01:23:57,989 --> 01:23:59,643
♪ CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW ♪
1307
01:23:59,686 --> 01:24:02,820
♪ CHOW, CHOW, CHOW
1308
01:24:02,863 --> 01:24:04,604
♪♪ [ Wailing Continues ]
1309
01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:10,523
♪♪ [ Continues ] ♪ CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW
1310
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:20,419
♪♪ [ Hip-Hop ]
1311
01:25:22,421 --> 01:25:24,510
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
1312
01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:27,034
♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN ♪ NO BUDGET
1313
01:25:27,078 --> 01:25:29,080
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
1314
01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:31,387
♪ NO FUCKIN' CALL SHEETS, YO ♪ NO BUDGET
1315
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:33,606
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPIN' SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
1316
01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:36,043
♪ YEAH, WE GOT A START DATE FOR REAL ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
1317
01:25:36,087 --> 01:25:38,394
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
1318
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:40,700
♪ AND WE GONNA TURN HOLLYWOOD OUT ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
1319
01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:42,876
♪ HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST GONNA CHARGE ME RENT ♪
1320
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,009
♪ DON'T NEED THE HELP OF SO-CALLED CRITICS ♪
1321
01:25:45,052 --> 01:25:47,316
♪ OUTLAW CINEMA WITH THE HOTTEST GUNSLINGERS ♪
1322
01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:50,667
♪ WHEN WE SAY ACTION CAMERAS ROLL, BEFORE YOUR DEAL
IS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE CLEAN ♪
1323
01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:53,365
♪ IF I DIRECT, AIN'T GONNA BE NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SCENES ♪
1324
01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:56,281
♪ WE'LL DO THE EDITS TAKE THE CREDITS ♪
1325
01:25:56,325 --> 01:25:59,110
♪ IT'S OUR WAY OR NOBODY'S FUCK KEEPING IT CLEAN, HA ♪
1326
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,112
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
1327
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,593
♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN ♪ NO BUDGET
1328
01:26:03,636 --> 01:26:05,638
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
1329
01:26:05,682 --> 01:26:07,640
♪ NO FUCKIN' CALL SHEETS, YO ♪ NO BUDGET
1330
01:26:07,684 --> 01:26:09,642
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPIN' SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
1331
01:26:09,686 --> 01:26:11,644
♪ YEAH, WE GOT A START DATE FOR REAL ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
1332
01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:14,995
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
1333
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:17,128
♪ AND WE GONNA TURN HOLLYWOOD OUT ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
1334
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,783
♪ NO FOCUS THROUGH MY CAMERA LENS ♪
1335
01:26:19,826 --> 01:26:21,959
♪ PICTURE PERFECT YOU THINK IT'S PERFECT ♪
1336
01:26:22,002 --> 01:26:24,222
♪ I'LL SECOND THAT FUCKIN' EMOTION ♪
1337
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:27,138
♪ I'M WITH THE TEAM WHAT YOU THINK ♪
1338
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:29,140
♪ SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE FUCKERS YOU NEED ♪
1339
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,055
♪ NO BUDGET BITCHES, DROP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' KNEES ♪
1340
01:26:31,098 --> 01:26:33,405
♪ I'M SICK OF SPITTING ON THESE SO-CALLED DEEDS ♪
1341
01:26:33,449 --> 01:26:35,668
♪ THEN THEY WALKIN' UP TO CECIL PETTY BITCHES, BITE ME ♪
1342
01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:38,018
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
1343
01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:40,020
♪ AIN'T NOBODY PUTTIN' US IN TURNAROUND ♪
1344
01:26:40,064 --> 01:26:42,458
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
1345
01:26:42,501 --> 01:26:44,547
♪ WE'LL DO THE EDITS TAKE THE CREDITS ♪
1346
01:26:44,590 --> 01:26:46,984
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPIN' SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
1347
01:26:47,027 --> 01:26:49,029
♪ YOU GOT THAT, MOTHERFUCKER
1348
01:26:49,073 --> 01:26:51,293
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
1349
01:26:53,817 --> 01:26:55,601
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
1350
01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,387
[ Woman Laughing ] ♪ NO BUDGET
1351
01:26:58,430 --> 01:27:01,085
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
1352
01:27:01,128 --> 01:27:03,087
♪ FUCK KEEPING IT CLEAN ♪ NO BUDGET
1353
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:05,481
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPIN' SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
1354
01:27:05,524 --> 01:27:07,483
♪ PETTY BITCHES, BITE ME ♪ NO BUDGET
1355
01:27:07,526 --> 01:27:09,528
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
1356
01:27:09,572 --> 01:27:12,227
♪ WHEN WE SAY ACTION CAMERAS ROLL ♪ ♪ NO BUDGET
1357
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:14,229
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET ♪ NO BUDGET
1358
01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:16,840
♪ AIN'T NOBODY PUTTIN' US IN TURNAROUND ♪
1359
01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:18,842
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES ♪ NO BUDGET
1360
01:27:18,885 --> 01:27:21,148
♪ WE'LL DO THE EDITS TAKE THE CREDITS ♪
1361
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:23,629
♪ WE AIN'T RECOUPIN' SHIT ♪ NO BUDGET
1362
01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:25,718
♪ YOU GOT THAT, MOTHERFUCKER
1363
01:27:25,762 --> 01:27:27,677
♪ YO, THIS PICTURE'S A GO ♪ NO BUDGET
1364
01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:32,551
♪ WE AIN'T GOT NO BUDGET
1365
01:27:32,595 --> 01:27:34,814
♪ NO CRAFT SERVICE, MAN
1366
01:27:34,858 --> 01:27:37,034
♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO NOTES
1367
01:27:37,077 --> 01:27:39,297
♪ NO FUCKIN' CALL SHEETS, YO ♪
1368
01:27:39,341 --> 01:27:43,432
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