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Once again no rain,
but mostly high clouds.
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Since you got so much
information, can you tell us
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why it smells like
skunk outside the studio
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- in Hollywood here?
- It does?
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Woman: Sam, do
you know why that is?
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Brenda: OKAY. OKAY, NOW!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- THANK YOU.
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- ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE
ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT DAYCARE?
- YEAH.
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DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING
IN THE BATHROOM?
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ASIDE FROM A FEW
NEW WRINKLES, NO.
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IT WAS RIGHT BY THE TOILET.
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ARE YOU PREGNANT?
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YES.
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THAT'S GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS!
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CONGRATULATIONS? TO WHOM?
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- COME ON, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO SAY?
- NOTHING.
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- TO YOU, TO ALL OF US!
- NO NO, WHATEVER COMES UP
IN YOUR HEAD.
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- BRENDA, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- NO, NOTHING.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR
HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS.
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- COME ON, HONEY.
- ARE YOU SURE
IT'S POSITIVE?
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THERE YOU GO, HONEY
BUN. MAYA'S GONNA BE LATE.
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BRENDA, I'M HAPPY, I...
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COME ON, GRAB
HOLD. COME ON, BABY.
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- BRENDA...
- SEE YOU TONIGHT,
I GOTTA GET READY FOR WORK.
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I'M HAPPY, JUST TELL ME AGAIN.
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Billy: FUCK!
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY SKI
IRAQ SHIRT ANYWHERE?
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- YOU HAD THAT ON LAST NIGHT.
- YEAH, I DIDN'T ASK
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WHETHER I HAD IT ON LAST NIGHT,
I ASKED WHETHER YOU'VE SEEN IT.
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I HAVEN'T.
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SHIT!
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
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NOTHING,
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I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN
WEAR CLOTHES TODAY.
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DON'T YOU HAVE CLASS?
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YEAH, WELL, NOTHING FEELS RIGHT.
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LOOK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE
SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING.
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FOR WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW, DRY SKIN?
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- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
- WELL, YEAH,
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LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, EVERY DAY
WITH YOU IT'S LIKE A BIGGER PROBLEM.
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NOT EVERYTHING IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU CAN MEDICATE, CLAIRE!
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I KNOW THAT.
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IT'S JUST MY CLOTHES ARE...
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ALL HEAVY TODAY...
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OR SOMETHING. I
WANT MY SKI IRAQ SHIRT.
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OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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THAT'S ALL I WANTED
WAS SOME HELP.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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SHIT, I FEEL LIKE I STILL
HAVE SOMETHING ON.
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MARY, KEITH AND DAVID HAVE
SOMETHING THEY WANT TO ASK YOU.
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I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES.
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WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE WANT
YOU TO BE OUR EGG DONOR
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AND OUR SURROGATE.
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- BOTH?
- IS THAT OKAY?
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YEAH, IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER
BEEN PROPOSED TO LIKE THIS.
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MOST PEOPLE ARE SO BUSINESSLIKE.
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YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET.
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- WHOSE SEED
WILL IT BE?
- HIS.
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SO THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DO
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- FOR KEITH AND DAVID?
- YEAH, I'D LOVE IT.
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- I DIDN'T SAY YES?
- UH, NO.
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OH, THEN YES YES,
OF COURSE, YES!
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WELL, GOOD.
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CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
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PLEASE, DAVID.
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WE'RE IN THIS
TOGETHER. ASK ASK ASK.
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IS THERE CAFFEINE IN THAT?
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OH, WE'RE INTO THAT ALREADY.
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OKAY. IT WAS SO NICE
FOR A MINUTE THERE.
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NO, I WAS JUST THINKING...
I'VE READ SOME BOOKS
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THAT SAY CAFFEINE MAKES
IT HARDER TO CONCEIVE...
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SOMETIMES, THAT'S
ALL. JUST CURIOUS.
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MAYBE YOU'VE READ
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
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I GET PREGNANT
SUPER-EASILY, DAVID, TRUST ME.
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IT'S KIND OF UNSETTLING.
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- OKAY.
- BUT I ASSURE YOU,
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ONCE WE'VE SIGNED THE
PAPERS I WILL LOOK FORWARD
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TO WORKING VERY CLOSE
WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE
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OUR BABY IS HEALTHY
AND GETS CONCEIVED.
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THANK YOU.
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GOSH, I'M EXTRA
EXCITED. AREN'T YOU?
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WELL, I THINK WE'RE
ALL VERY EXCITED.
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- ARE YOU FINISHED
WITH YOUR EGGS?
- I'M DONE, THANK YOU.
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WHEN I SAW THE BUILT-INS,
I FELL TOTALLY IN LOVE,
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AND I PUT MY NAME ON THE
LIST. THE OWNER CALLS ME
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YESTERDAY MORNING, HE
SAID I COULD HAVE THE PLACE.
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BUT THEN HE CALLED BACK
AN HOUR LATER AND SAID
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HE WASN'T RENTING IT,
HE WAS GONNA SELL IT.
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OH, THAT'S SO ANNOYING.
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WHATEVER, I'LL FIND
A PLACE, I GUESS.
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- IT'S ALL GOOD.
- TIME'S UP.
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OH, I WAS JUST
FINDING MY RHYTHM.
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NEXT WEEK WE START OUR CAPELETS,
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SO PICK OUT SOME COLORFUL
STUFF AND GET READY.
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AND REMEMBER YOUR
CLASS FEES INCLUDE
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UNLIMITED KNITTING CIRCLE TIME,
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SO FEEL FREE TO
DROP IN WHENEVER.
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- Woman: SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- CIAO-CIAO, VICTORIA.
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CIAO.
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SUDDENLY ONE "CIAO"
WAS NOT ENOUGH.
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SHE SAYS EVERYTHING TWICE.
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SO...
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GIVE US THE GEORGE REPORT.
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WELL, THIS WEEK HAS
NOT BEEN A CAKEWALK
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YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT A RELIEF IT WAS
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TO WALK IN HERE AND SIT DOWN.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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OH, HE STARTED ANOTHER
ROUND OF ELECTROSHOCK,
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BECAUSE GEORGE AND
MAGGIE THINK IT HELPS.
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BUT THE DAYS AFTER
THE TREATMENTS ARE
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SUCH A CHALLENGE FOR ME.
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HE COMES HOME SO SCATTERED.
IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A SLEEPWALKER.
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FIND
THE STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH IT.
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CLEARLY, I DON'T EITHER.
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HAVE YOU SIGNED UP
FOR NEXT WEEK'S CLASS?
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I HAVEN'T YET, NO.
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OH, RUTH, YOU MUST. YOU'RE
THE ONLY VERSION OF MY MOTHER
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- I CAN TALK TO.
- I'LL TRY AND MAKE IT.
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IT'S ALL GOOD, RIGHT?
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YEAH, IT IS.
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WELL, I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN,
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AND MAGGIE'S WAITING.
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Both: BYE.
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LILA WAS THE MOST ACTIVE
PERSON I EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
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I MEAN, I TRY TO STAY BUSY
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WITH BRIDGE AND THE ANGELS.
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I'M A BIG ANGEL FAN.
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- I CAN SEE THAT.
- BUT LILA,
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SHE WAS A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
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IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT SHE WON'T BE OUTSIDE
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MESSING AROUND WITH HER
FLOWERS WHEN I GET HOME.
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ARE YOU SURE SHE NEVER
MARRIED OR HAD ANY CHILDREN?
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OH, SHE WAS GOING TO,
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BUT HER BEAU DIED VERY YOUNG.
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AFTER THAT SHE RAN A RESORT
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UP IN OJAI ALL ON HER OWN.
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THERE WERE FAMILIES THAT
CAME THERE EVERY YEAR,
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AND THEN THEIR KIDS WOULD COME
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AND THEIR KIDS WOULD COME
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AND THEY ALL KEPT UP WITH HER.
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NO ONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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GOT MORE CHRISTMAS
CARDS OR VISITS THAN LILA.
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- SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD LIFE.
- IT WAS.
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TODAY WOULD HAVE
BEEN HER 95TH BIRTHDAY.
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HMM.
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WHAT?
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WELL, TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY TOO.
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OH, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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- I'M 40.
- OH, YOU DON'T LOOK
THAT OLD.
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THANK YOU.
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- ARE YOU DOING
SOMETHING SPECIAL?
- NOT TODAY,
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BUT MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER
ARE GONNA TAKE ME
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UP TO BIG SUR NEXT WEEKEND.
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OH. BIG SUR.
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IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL UP THERE.
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SO STUNNING!
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I SUPPOSE I'LL BE GONE SOON TOO.
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- OH...
- I WILL.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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IT HAPPENS.
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COULDN'T YOU SAY,
"ROGER, MY PARTNER AND I
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PLAN TO SPEND THE MORNING
TOGETHER, I CAN'T PICK UP
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- YOUR CAT AT THE VET"?
- DAVID, LET IT GO.
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WHY CAN'T HE GET ONE OF
HIS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH
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PARTY BOYS TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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YOU'RE A BODYGUARD,
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AND I'D LIKE TO GET TO
WORK AT SOME POINT TODAY.
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PLASMA TV?
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I DO.
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THEN LET IT GO.
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THAT CAT STINKS.
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KEITH CHARLES!
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- AND YOU MUST BE DAVID!
- YES.
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SISSY PASQUESE.
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COME ON IN. ROGER'S
MAKING KIR ROYALES.
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- SISTER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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- THE KIDS ARE ALMOST READY.
- KIDS? EX-WIFE?
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- I DON'T KNOW!
- HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?
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DAVID, WE'RE MARRIED,
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ROGER'S GAY, AND
I'M FINE WITH IT.
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BUT WE KEEP IT QUIET, BECAUSE
WE'RE VERY PRIVATE PEOPLE.
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THANK YOU.
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00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,614
- THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.
- HONEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE.
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- HELLO.
- Woman: Mr. Diaz?
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YES, WHO IS THIS?
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AGNES, I WORK FOR THE CAMPBELLS.
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JULIO CAME HOME WITH
LUCAS AFTER SCHOOL.
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Oh. Yeah?
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WELL, HE KIND OF
NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP.
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OH, OKAY, MY WIFE VANESSA
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SHOULD BE THERE
IN A LITTLE BIT, I THINK.
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No, we called her like 10 times,
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and she's not answering
her phone or something,
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and the Campbells left for
Arrowhead like an hour ago.
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I'M SORRY. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
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AND I TOLD ROGER 10 YEARS AGO,
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"ROGER, I WANT OUT
OF THIS GODDAMN L.A.
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IT'S A PLAGUE. I
WANT TO GO HOME."
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I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK HERE SINCE,
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EXCEPT FOR TWO-DAY TRIPS,
THREE-DAY TRIPS, RIGHT?
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I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S GONE.
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I'M AN ASPEN GIRL,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
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00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,487
SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN?
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A PEDUNCULATED FIBROID.
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SHIT FOR ME, HUH?
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AND TATE AND ENZO NEED HAIRCUTS.
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SO, ROGER TELLS ME YOU
TWO ARE THINKING OF ADOPTING.
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LOOKS LIKE THAT'S NOT
HAPPENING ANYMORE.
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BECAUSE YOU BIT ROGER?
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NO.
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IT GOT COMPLICATED.
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SHIT FOR YOU GUYS, HUH?
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KEITH, YOU THINK YOU COULD
RUN THE KIDS BY LAISSEZ-FAIRE
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WHILE I TAKE SISSY
TO THE DOCTOR?
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UH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN ERRAND
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THAT WE NEED TO
RUN AT SOME POINT.
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IT'S ON THE WAY.
WE'LL TAKE THEM.
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Roger: THANKS.
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HONEY, THE CAT STILL REEKS.
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Roger: I KNOW, I KNOW.
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Jackie: PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR
OTHER PEOPLE. THAT'S OKAY.
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WELL, I DON'T WANT HIM
TO DO IT JUST FOR ME.
229
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,406
- WHY THE HELL NOT?
- BECAUSE I WANT HIM
230
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,257
TO WANT TO HAVE OUR BABY,
231
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,259
NOT TO DO ME THE FAVOR
OF LETTING ME HAVE MINE.
232
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,729
DON'T BE WEIRDER ABOUT THIS
THAN YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE.
233
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,798
BUT HE SHOULD WANT TO
HAVE THIS AS MUCH AS I DO.
234
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,167
- HE HAS MAYA ALREADY.
- NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
235
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,269
THEN MAYBE HE'S AFRAID
OF LOSING ANOTHER ONE.
236
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,271
YOU KNOW? AND ANYWAY,
237
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,957
LET'S SAY HE IS DOING IT JUST
FOR YOU. IS THAT SO TERRIBLE?
238
00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:26,976
WE HAD SYLVIA
239
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,411
FOR ALL THE PERFECT
BOTH-OF-US REASONS,
240
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,413
AND I HAD JOSH FOR MARK,
241
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,182
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T
IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT A BOY.
242
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,124
I WAS HAPPY WITH ONE.
243
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,922
CAN YOU NOT TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THE PREGNANCY?
244
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,740
- FUCK YOU.
- NO, I WANT
TO WAIT THIS TIME
245
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,859
UNTIL I KNOW EVERYTHING
IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
246
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,861
BRENDA, STOP.
247
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,613
I SWEAR, SOMETIMES
YOU'RE LIKE EEYORE.
248
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,615
CHECK IT OUT.
249
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,635
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
250
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,592
10,000 TO GO.
251
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,941
Agnes: BUT JASON IS ONLY IN
TOWN FOR TONIGHT, CHARESE.
252
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,943
YOU HAVE TO BE THERE, ALL RIGHT?
253
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,646
YOU HAVE TO! HE JUST
GOT DONE WITH BASIC,
254
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,115
AND HE'S GOING,
LIKE, IN TWO DAYS!
255
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,133
THEN GET OFF WORK.
256
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,569
I'M TRYING!
257
00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:13,072
I'M LEAVING AS SOON AS I CAN.
258
00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,740
DON'T GET A TONE WITH ME
259
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,076
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET
YOUR BUTT OUT OF PIZZA HUT.
260
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,345
OH, HEY, MR. DIAZ.
NO, I SAID THE 110.
261
00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,431
- COME ON, LET'S GO HOME.
- THE 110 TO THE 710.
262
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,133
STOP FOR A SECOND
AND LISTEN TO ME.
263
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,702
I'M GIVING YOU THE DIRECTIONS.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
264
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,205
Woman on machine:
Next new message:
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- today at 2:54 P.M.
266
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Claire, it's Billy.
267
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Uh, sorry about this morning.
268
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,347
Give me a call.
269
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Woman on machine:
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today at 2:58 P.M.
271
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Billy: Claire, hey, it's me.
272
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,325
Are you still at Amoeba?
Because if you are,
273
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,494
I really need to hear
some Brian Eno today,
274
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,496
or I'm going to
tear my eyes out.
275
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,966
OH, SHUT UP.
276
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Woman: Next new message:
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- today at 3:01...
- OH.
278
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:04,473
PLEASE, GET A LIFE FOR
ONE MINUTE, PLEASE!
279
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,035
DO YOU GUYS HAVE
WIVES BESIDES BEING GAY?
280
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,483
NO.
281
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,086
WE'RE A MARRIED
COUPLE, ESSENTIALLY.
282
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,088
WELL, WHEN OUR DAD
MARRIED OUR MOM,
283
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,407
HE WAS COMPLETELY
HOMOSEXUAL IN HIS ORIENTATION.
284
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,426
ONLY HE WAS IN
SUCH DENIAL ABOUT IT
285
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,377
BECAUSE OF THE SOCIAL
PRESSURE, IT WAS LIKE
286
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,280
- HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS GAY.
- THAT HAPPENS.
287
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:31,467
WELL, IT WASN'T UNTIL HE BECAME
A SUCCESS IN HIS CHOSEN FIELD
288
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,370
THAT HIS EGO FELT, YOU KNOW,
STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE THE TRUTH.
289
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,028
DO YOU EVER HAVE
SEX WITH CHICKS?
290
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,032
- I DON'T.
- SO, YOU DO?
291
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,030
I'VE HAD SEX WITH A FEW WOMEN.
292
00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:47,466
- HAVE YOU HAD
SEX WITH OUR DAD?
- YOU ARE KIND OF HIS TYPE.
293
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,635
- DO YOU GUYS HAVE ORGIES?
- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
294
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:51,959
NO MORE TALKING UNTIL
WE GET TO THE SALON.
295
00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:55,396
THEY HAVE ORGIES.
296
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,261
- HE WAS WAITING
WITH THAT GIRL...
- I'M SORRY.
297
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,897
- FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR!
- THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE
UNTIL 4:00.
298
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,433
- THEY LEFT EARLY,
AND SHE CALLED YOU.
- MY PHONE DIDN'T RING.
299
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,136
- OH, BULLSHIT.
- DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT SHIT HAPPENS.
300
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,838
I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ANYTHING.
THE WAY IT IS IS BAD ENOUGH.
301
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,025
- IF WE WERE STILL TOGETHER...
- OH, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN? BULLSHIT!
302
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,244
- IT WOULD HAPPEN LESS!
- REALLY? WHAT A GOOD POINT.
303
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,996
I KNOW IT'S ALL MY
FAULT, VANESSA.
304
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,831
WHENEVER ANYTHING
GOES WRONG WITH THE BOYS
305
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:21,133
FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF
TIME IT WILL BE BECAUSE I WENT OUT
306
00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:23,357
AND FUCKED SOME WHORE,
OKAY? I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!
307
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,461
- LOOK.
- WHAT?
308
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:32,517
YOU WANNA HANG OUT FOR A
WHILE? YOU WANNA STAY FOR DINNER?
309
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,833
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO GO TO THIS, UM...
310
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,668
BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN
CALL AND CHANGE IT.
311
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,653
NO, YOU'RE NOT
DOING ME ANY FAVORS.
312
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:45,290
OH, GOD, I DIDN'T SAY I WAS
DOING YOU ANY FAVORS. SHIT.
313
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,977
Enzo: I'M FEELING
PRETTY SECURE NOW,
314
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,979
BUT I WENT THROUGH
A PHASE LAST YEAR
315
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,981
WHERE, YOU KNOW, I WAS
SO SHY AROUND CHICKS
316
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,983
THAT I THOUGHT
MAYBE I WAS GAY, TOO.
317
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,752
I THINK IT'S PRETTY NORMAL TO
GO THROUGH A PHASE LIKE THAT.
318
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,754
YEAH IT IS,
319
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,756
BUT THEN WE HAD
SOME GROUP SESSIONS
320
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,093
WITH OUR THERAPISTS
AND DAD, AND IT TURNED OUT
321
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,027
WHAT I WAS REALLY AFRAID
OF WAS NOT BEING GAY.
322
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,998
I MEAN, IF I WASN'T GAY,
323
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,000
WOULD DAD STILL LOVE ME?
324
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,418
SO, THAT CLEARED IT UP.
325
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:15,504
I'M NOT GAY, AND I HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND IN ASPEN.
326
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,792
- OH, WHAT'S HER NAME?
- ALISON. SHE'S BI.
327
00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:22,461
KEITH, DOES THIS LOOK
COMPLETELY DEVIANT?
328
00:18:22,485 --> 00:18:25,147
NO! LOOKS GOOD.
329
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,188
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
330
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,036
THANK YOU.
331
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,054
MY MOM HAS A FRIEND
BACK HOME NAMED VERNON,
332
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,158
BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE'D BE
A GOOD SEXUAL PARTNER FOR HER.
333
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,160
I HAVE TO SAY I KIND OF AGREE.
334
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,329
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
I'M GONNA STAY HERE
335
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,332
AND GET A HAIRCUT WHILE YOU
TAKE THESE TWO BACK HOME.
336
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,116
- IF THAT'S OKAY.
- SURE.
337
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,452
I'LL COME BACK AND PICK YOU
UP AFTER I DROP THE KIDS OFF.
338
00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,577
THANKS.
339
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,793
- SO HOW IS HE DOING?
- NOT GREAT.
340
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:58,046
HE'S BEEN ASKING TO GO DOWN
TO THE BOMB SHELTER AGAIN.
341
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,548
I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
342
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,550
I TOLD HIM I WOULD ASK YOU.
343
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,320
NO, I DON'T WANT TO RISK
GOING THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN.
344
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,672
WE SHOULD BOARD THAT
PLACE UP AND FORGET IT'S THERE.
345
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,575
MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM
346
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,960
- TO HAVE SOMEWHERE...
- NO.
347
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,908
DID YOU HAVE A NICE
TIME OUT IN THE WORLD?
348
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,452
I DID. IT WAS A VERY
NICE DAY, THANK YOU.
349
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,652
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
350
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,610
THANKS.
351
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,663
THE DAY I TURNED 40
YOU WERE IN EUROPE.
352
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,222
I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
WONDERING IF YOU'D CALL.
353
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,752
SORRY.
354
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,155
DON'T APOLOGIZE, YOU
DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO.
355
00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:58,112
YOU LITTLE FUCKER.
356
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,828
SO MUCH CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED
357
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:05,052
SINCE THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN.
358
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,922
SO MUCH.
359
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:11,336
THE IDEA OF 40 MORE YEARS...
360
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,573
OH, BUT THE NEXT 40
FLY BY MUCH FASTER.
361
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:17,242
IT WILL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
362
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,244
TIME FLIES WHEN
YOU'RE HAVING FUN, HUH?
363
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:21,647
NO, HUH-UH.
364
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,550
TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE
PRETENDING TO HAVE FUN.
365
00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:27,686
TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE
PRETENDING TO LOVE BRENDA
366
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,922
AND THAT BABY SHE WANTS SO MUCH.
367
00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:31,924
TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE
PRETENDING TO KNOW
368
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,493
WHAT PEOPLE MEAN
WHEN THEY SAY...
369
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:36,466
"LOVE."
370
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,814
LET'S FACE IT, BUDDY BOY,
371
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,683
THERE'S TWO KINDS OF
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...
372
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,685
THERE'S YOU AND
THERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE,
373
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,326
AND NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEAT.
374
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,611
TAKE IT.
375
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,568
I GOT TIME.
376
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:01,086
- HEY.
- Brenda: Hey.
377
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,088
What are you doing?
378
00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:05,407
STILL AT WORK. IS
EVERYTHING OKAY?
379
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,709
YEAH, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
380
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,012
- How's the baby?
- WELL, I HAVEN'T LOST IT
381
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,098
since this morning, if
that's what you're asking.
382
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,966
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
383
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,235
COULD YOU STOP BY WHOLE
FOODS ON THE WAY HOME
384
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:19,137
AND PICK UP SOME
CHOCOLATE SILK FOR MAYA?
385
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:21,674
- YEAH, SURE.
- And can you call me
from there
386
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,742
in case I've forgotten anything?
387
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,744
YEP.
388
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,263
LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA COME
HOME TO SOME BIG FIGHT, AM I?
389
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,731
NO.
390
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,734
ALL RIGHT.
391
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,535
- Bye.
- BYE.
392
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,587
Man on TV: It's not
the size of the animal
393
00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,856
that makes it deadly,
it's the size of its mouth.
394
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,691
The bigger the mouth...
395
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,827
AND THEN WE GO TO THE VET,
396
00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:44,529
AND THEN BACK TO THE HOUSE,
AND THEN ALL OVER BEVERLY HILLS,
397
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,998
AND THEN FINALLY WE COME HERE.
398
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:50,736
IT'S LIKE HIS JOB CAME AND
FOUND MY DAY AND ATE IT.
399
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,738
WELL, I LEARNED
WHEN I WAS A KID...
400
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,295
DON'T GO TO WORK
WITH DAD, IT'S NEVER FUN.
401
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,713
BUT SAYING NO IS
402
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,715
THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD.
403
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,106
- AT LEAST FOR ME.
- ME TOO.
404
00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:26,104
- JUST WAIT A SECOND.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
405
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,896
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO THIS.
406
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,644
- ALL RIGHT.
- I MEAN, YOU SEEM
REALLY NICE...
407
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:35,480
- THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
- BUT KEITH AND I ARE
DOING THIS WHOLE
408
00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:37,649
SURROGACY THING, IT'S
REALLY CONFUSING, AND HARD,
409
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:40,018
- AND PLUS I GOT LIKE
ABDUCTED LAST YEAR...
- OKAY, DAVID,
410
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,320
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
411
00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:45,490
JUST STAY IN HERE A SECOND.
412
00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:47,447
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
413
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,326
SURPRISE!
414
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,300
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
415
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,516
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
416
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,473
- HEY, THANK YOU -
GIVE DADDY A KISS.
417
00:23:33,362 --> 00:23:36,024
"OH LORDY, NATE'S
40." IS THAT YOUR IDEA?
418
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,026
THIS IS JACKIE FROM WORK.
419
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,028
- OH, FAMILY DINNER JACKIE.
- YES.
420
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,881
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
421
00:23:42,905 --> 00:23:46,000
Nate: SO THE BIG SUR THING
WAS JUST A RUSE, HUH?
422
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,287
- WHY, ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?
- NO NO NO, NOT AT ALL.
423
00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:51,323
- YOU NEED A BEER.
- YEAH, A BEER
WOULD BE GREAT.
424
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,625
MAZEL TOV, BY THE
WAY, ON THE BABY.
425
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,827
- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
426
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,345
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YEAH.
427
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,997
THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THIS FOOD.
428
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,000
- AMEN.
- AMEN.
429
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,002
THAT'S IT?
430
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,504
"THANK YOU, GOD,
FOR THIS FOOD. AMEN"?
431
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,506
YEAH.
432
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,375
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO "BLESS US, O LORD,
433
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,510
AND THESE THY GIFTS WHICH
WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE"?
434
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,202
- WE SHORTENED IT UP. DIDN'T WE?
- MM-HMM.
435
00:24:16,972 --> 00:24:20,007
- ARE WE SURE IT'S RIGHT?
- YEAH, WE ARE.
436
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,444
WANT SOME FRITOS?
437
00:24:25,114 --> 00:24:27,047
BREAKFAST IN BED.
438
00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,813
NO, THANK YOU, PAPITO.
439
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,604
I'M GOOD.
440
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,252
RUTH, WOULD YOU LIKE
441
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,356
- A REFILL FOR THAT?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
442
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:43,759
Todd: WE'RE RIGHT IN
THE BOONDOCKS, OKAY?
443
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:46,295
PRETTY SOON I HAD STARTED
TURNING INTO SOCIAL EVENTS
444
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,614
DURING THE WEEK, AND
I'D BE CRANKING ALONG,
445
00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,999
AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "IT'S
KIND OF JUST US, TODD,
446
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,001
IT'S JUST THE CLUB."
NEXT THING I KNOW
447
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,003
SHE'S FUCKING THIS
GUY WITH NUT CANCER.
448
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,572
- JESUS!
- YEAH, SHE'S FUCKING
LANCE ARMSTRONG.
449
00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,958
NO! SHE'S FUCKING
LANCE ARMSTRONG?!
450
00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:02,043
NO NO, OF COURSE NOT,
BUT IN ESSENCE, YEAH,
451
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,045
- SHE'S FUCKING
LANCE ARMSTRONG.
- OH.
452
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,581
HERE'S THE KICKER, THOUGH.
THIS DIVORCE IS THE BEST THING
453
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:08,800
THAT EVER HAPPENED
TO ME. I'VE HAD MORE ASS
454
00:25:08,824 --> 00:25:10,819
IN THE LAST YEAR
THAN I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE.
455
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,921
I HATE YOU.
456
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,490
MORAL OF THE STORY...
40 IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
457
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,326
IT'S JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING.
458
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,295
- HERE'S HOW, MAN.
- CHEERS.
459
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,332
I USED TO MOUNTAIN
BIKE IN GRIFFITH PARK,
460
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,334
AND I SAW THIS GUY ONCE
461
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,586
- WHO HAD TOTALLY
ENDO'D, YOU KNOW?
- UH-HUH.
462
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,688
AND HE WAS LAYING 12
FUCKING FEET FROM HIS BIKE.
463
00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:32,757
HIS BALL SACK WAS
COMPLETELY RIPPED OPEN.
464
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,794
IT WAS LIKE, UH, TWO PINK EGGS
465
00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:37,629
KIND OF VIBRATING
466
00:25:37,653 --> 00:25:39,231
IN THIS TOTALLY SHREDDED MESS.
467
00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:41,233
IT WAS INSANE.
468
00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,769
- FUCK.
- JESUS, BILLY.
469
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,771
- WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
- NO, I WAS JUST THINKING
470
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,572
ABOUT THE GUY WITH NUT CANCER.
471
00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,241
- YEAH, I GOT YOU.
- OH, YEAH.
472
00:25:49,265 --> 00:25:52,310
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
SORRY WE'RE LATE.
473
00:25:52,334 --> 00:25:54,312
HE HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT.
474
00:25:54,336 --> 00:25:56,976
- WHAT, FOR THIS?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT.
475
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,585
- WELL, IT LOOKS GOOD,
I GUESS.
- THANKS.
476
00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:03,321
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO
FUCKERS KNOWN ABOUT THIS?
477
00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:05,157
COUPLE OF WEEKS.
478
00:26:05,181 --> 00:26:06,858
YEAH, WHAT ELSE
AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?
479
00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:08,359
NOTHING.
480
00:26:08,383 --> 00:26:10,612
- WHAT?
- I THINK IT'S CAKE TIME.
481
00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:12,614
- HEY, DID YOU
MEET HIM, MAN?
- MEET WHO?
482
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:15,634
- LANCE ARMSTRONG.
- DUDE, I WAS SPEAKING
METAPHORICALLY.
483
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,970
OH, GOD, WHERE DID YOU
GUYS GET THIS AMAZING CAKE?
484
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,239
THIS CUBAN PLACE IN ATWATER.
485
00:26:21,263 --> 00:26:23,675
PORTO'S. IT'S IN GLENDALE.
486
00:26:23,699 --> 00:26:27,945
LIGHT FROM A CAKE
IS SUCH A GREAT LIGHT.
487
00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:29,981
WE SHOULD JUST
LIVE IN CAKE LIGHT.
488
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:34,535
YEAH, OKAY, HERE WE GO.
489
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,879
COME ON, MAKE A WISH.
490
00:27:04,106 --> 00:27:07,223
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!
491
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,807
- NO.
- AW, COME ON, MAN.
492
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:15,209
LOOK, I'M SORRY. SERIOUSLY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
493
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,211
YOU KNOW, THAT
WOULDN'T SOUND LAME.
494
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:19,247
I HAVE SOMETHING TO
SAY, IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
495
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,165
PLEASE.
496
00:27:21,189 --> 00:27:25,369
IT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT
THING IN THE WORLD
497
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,323
TO WATCH YOUR CHILDREN
GROW UP AND MOVE ON.
498
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:31,509
AND WHEN YOU LEFT
HOME, MY FIRSTBORN,
499
00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,578
- I WAS VERY SAD.
- HERE WE GO.
500
00:27:33,602 --> 00:27:35,936
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!
501
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,674
THESE PAST FIVE YEARS WITH
YOU HAVE BEEN A GIFT, NATE.
502
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,943
THAT'S ALL I WANTED
TO SAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
503
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,033
THANK YOU, MOM.
504
00:28:00,463 --> 00:28:03,174
WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING TO SAY TO ADD TO THAT,
505
00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:05,310
SO, UH...
506
00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:11,037
CAN I TELL 'EM?
507
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,226
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
508
00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:22,549
UH... YEAH.
509
00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:25,246
Tom: FANTASTIC!
510
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,415
- CONGRATULATIONS, MY MAN.
- THANK YOU.
511
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,801
THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS.
512
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,669
WHAT THE FUCK?
513
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:34,156
- WAIT, WHERE'S MAYA?
- I'VE GOT HER.
514
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,324
Keith: SOUNDS LIKE
SOMETHING FELL.
515
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,466
- HOW DID IT GET IN?
- THROUGH THE WINDOW.
516
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,751
SO BLUE.
517
00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:49,487
- IT'S A GOOD OMEN.
- SCI-FI CHANNEL SAYS
IT'S A BAD OMEN.
518
00:28:49,511 --> 00:28:52,073
- IT'S NOT AN OMEN. IT'S A BIRD.
- AMEN.
519
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:55,510
- NO, OMEN,
IT'S PRONOUNCED OMEN.
- THANKS.
520
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,780
BIRDS DON'T USUALLY FLY
AT NIGHT. IT'S PROBABLY SICK.
521
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,216
DO YOU THINK IT HAS AVIAN FLU?
522
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,435
OBVIOUSLY, WE DON'T KNOW.
JUST OPEN THE WINDOW,
523
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,588
CLOSE THE DOOR, AND
IT'LL FIND ITS OWN WAY OUT.
524
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:09,224
- BUT HE'LL POOP ALL OVER
EVERYTHING IN THE MEANTIME.
- RUTH!
525
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,293
WELL, SERIOUSLY, WHAT
KIND OF PLAN IS THAT,
526
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,462
TO LET A SICK BIRD RUN
WILD IN THE HOUSE POOPING?
527
00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:16,380
YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? I THINK
GEORGE IS RIGHT. I AM JUST GONNA...
528
00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:18,716
OPEN THE WINDOW.
529
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:21,808
I'M GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR.
530
00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:27,074
SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT DOOR.
531
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,094
- HEY, NATE,
GRAB THE BEER, OKAY?
- YEAH, I'LL GRAB THE BEER, TOM.
532
00:29:30,118 --> 00:29:32,163
- THANK YOU.
- David: IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL BIRD.
533
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:35,349
GOD, IT'S FUCKING CERULEAN.
534
00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:39,704
SO LET'S JUST CLOSE THIS DOOR
535
00:29:39,728 --> 00:29:41,773
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
536
00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:47,895
JESUS.
537
00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:51,482
- THANKS FOR
LETTING ME STAY.
- SURE.
538
00:29:51,506 --> 00:29:55,053
I HAVEN'T PUT THE
BOYS TO BED FOR AWHILE.
539
00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:57,071
I MISS THAT.
540
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,729
YEAH, THEY MISS IT TOO.
541
00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:19,566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
542
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,098
I GOTTA GET THE
FUCK OUT OF HERE.
543
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,917
WHY?
544
00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:29,220
I JUST DO. WE'LL CRUISE MULHOLLAND.
WE'LL GO TO THE LOOKOUT.
545
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,256
NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO.
546
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,042
IT'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY.
THERE'S A BIRD IN THE KITCHEN.
547
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,761
ISN'T BEING WITH OTHER PEOPLE
EVER TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH?
548
00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:38,935
YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW.
549
00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:46,855
LOOK, THERE IT IS.
550
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,206
- David: SHOO IT
OUT THE WINDOW.
- Keith: WAIT A SECOND.
551
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,965
- DON'T TOUCH IT.
- DAVID, SHUT UP.
552
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,897
GOOD JOB.
553
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:13,937
- YOU'RE NOT COMING?
- NO, I ALREADY
TOLD YOU THAT.
554
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,002
HERE. YOU KEEP THE CAR.
555
00:31:18,026 --> 00:31:21,022
- YOU CAN'T WALK HOME.
- WELL, IF IT'S TOO FAR,
I'LL TAKE A CAB.
556
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,292
STOP IT! JUST RELAX
AND STAY, PLEASE.
557
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,344
I WANT YOU TO STAY.
558
00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:28,785
PLEASE.
559
00:31:37,346 --> 00:31:40,075
ALL RIGHT.
560
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,861
- BUT JUST FOR
A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY?
- FINE.
561
00:31:42,885 --> 00:31:45,163
FUCKING... FUCK!
562
00:31:45,187 --> 00:31:47,465
SHIT! GOD!
563
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,467
FUCK! SHIT!
564
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,669
IT'S JUST A BIRD. WHAT
IS YOUR PROBLEM?
565
00:31:51,693 --> 00:31:53,671
I'M JUST KINDA
FREAKED OUT BY THINGS
566
00:31:53,695 --> 00:31:56,440
THAT ARE MOVING AROUND
THAT I CAN'T CONTROL.
567
00:31:56,464 --> 00:31:59,143
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
568
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,145
DID YOU STOP TAKING
YOUR MEDICATION?
569
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,032
YEAH, BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING.
570
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,669
- WHY?
- BECAUSE, CLAIRE,
OKAY,
571
00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,156
I'M SICK OF FEELING LIKE
I'M LIVING EVERY MOMENT
572
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:15,510
INSIDE A GIANT XEROXED
FUCKING COTTON BALL.
573
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,496
- I GOTTA GO OUTSIDE.
- NO, DON'T GO.
574
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,700
I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. WILL
YOU FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I TALK?
575
00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,801
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE.
576
00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:27,589
- Billy: JESUS CHRIST.
- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
577
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,591
NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
578
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,609
- HE DIDN'T JUST
HIT YOU, DID HE?
- NO.
579
00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:34,211
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP BEING SUCH A FREAK?
580
00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:36,414
BY THE WAY, THE BIRD
IS IN THE BEDROOM NOW.
581
00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,483
YEAH, WELL, HOW DID THE
BIRD GET IN THE BEDROOM?
582
00:32:38,507 --> 00:32:41,419
IT FLEW IN THE DOOR.
STOP FUCKING UP.
583
00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:45,056
SHE USED TO BE THE WIFE ON
THAT BIG FAT HUSBAND SHOW.
584
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,292
- WHICH ONE?
- "MORE FOR ME."
585
00:32:48,316 --> 00:32:50,395
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE SAME VICTORIA ADAMS?
586
00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:54,048
OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT SHOW
WAS A HUGE HIT FOR SEVEN YEARS,
587
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,051
AND THEN WHEN THEY
FINALLY SHUT DOWN,
588
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:59,321
- SHE OPENED
THAT KNITTING STORE.
- SHE NEVER MENTIONS IT.
589
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,357
WELL, THEN I BET SHE STILL
DOES THAT WINKING THING, RIGHT?
590
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,359
SHE DOES DO THAT WINKING THING.
591
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:08,729
WELL, THAT WAS HER
THING ON THE SHOW, YEAH.
592
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,731
- HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- Brenda: OH, YEAH.
593
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,568
"MAX THE POET,
AND HE'S THE DOG."
594
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:17,639
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?
- WE ARE READING A BOOK ABOUT
A DOG WHO IS ALSO A POET.
595
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,774
- EXCUSE ME.
- Keith: YOU ARE? GREAT.
596
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:23,311
David: YEAH, DOGGIE
DOGGIE DOGGIE.
597
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:27,031
- HE'S A DOG.
- Maya: YEP YEP.
598
00:33:27,055 --> 00:33:29,833
BY THE WAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD,
599
00:33:29,857 --> 00:33:32,903
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SISSY PASQUESE
MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS "PRIVATE,"
600
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,773
BUT THOSE KIDS OF HERS KNOW
WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.
601
00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:38,108
I THINK IT'S NICE THEY'VE
BEEN GIVEN SOME PERSPECTIVE.
602
00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,377
YEAH, IN EXCHANGE
FOR A CHILDHOOD.
603
00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,980
WHATEVER WE DO, WE'RE NOT
GONNA PUT OUR KIDS THROUGH THAT.
604
00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:46,364
PARENTS CAN HAVE A FEW
SECRETS. IT'S NOT A BAD THING.
605
00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,771
- I'M SERIOUS.
- FINE. WE'LL HAVE SECRETS.
606
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,772
YOU GOT IT.
607
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,180
OKAY.
608
00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:59,163
"PARIS, THE CITY OF
DREAMS, THE CITY OF LIGHTS,
609
00:33:59,187 --> 00:34:01,432
THE CITY OF LOVE."
610
00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:11,275
SHH SHH SHH. YOU'RE
GONNA WAKE THE BOYS.
611
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,819
NO, THEY SLEEP THROUGH IT NOW.
612
00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:19,772
OKAY.
613
00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:33,364
IS THIS THE LINE TO PEE?
614
00:34:33,388 --> 00:34:35,321
YEP.
615
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,772
SO THE BIRD'S IN THERE NOW?
616
00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:42,940
- YEAH.
- HOW'D IT GET IN THERE?
617
00:34:42,964 --> 00:34:46,610
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY TO BILLY? HE WAS REALLY UPSET.
618
00:34:46,634 --> 00:34:49,413
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO BILLY.
HE HAD SOME THING WITH CLAIRE,
619
00:34:49,437 --> 00:34:52,450
- HE GOT MAD
AND HE WALKED OUT.
- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
620
00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:54,452
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDA.
621
00:34:54,476 --> 00:34:57,321
I GUESS WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS.
YOUR BROTHER WENT FUCKING MENTAL.
622
00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,624
HEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT A FEW
SECONDS BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE.
623
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,128
THANKS.
624
00:35:04,152 --> 00:35:06,831
WHY DID YOU FUCKING
INVITE THAT GUY?
625
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,649
- I THOUGHT HE
WAS YOUR FRIEND.
- HE'S NOT.
626
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:11,193
- YOU KNOW,
IT REALLY...
- EXCUSE ME.
627
00:35:14,829 --> 00:35:17,475
I HATE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT BILLY.
628
00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:20,662
- YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
THAT HE'S GETTING BETTER.
- NO, I WON'T.
629
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,847
I HATE THAT HE'S WITH CLAIRE
AND IN OUR FUCKING HOUSE.
630
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,982
YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST HE
KNOWS HOW TO KEEP A SECRET.
631
00:35:25,006 --> 00:35:27,752
LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD JACKIE,
SO WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING DEAL?
632
00:35:27,776 --> 00:35:31,155
THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME TELLING MY SUPERVISOR,
633
00:35:31,179 --> 00:35:33,891
AND YOU TELLING OUR ENTIRE
FAMILY, WHO ARE NOW LOOKING AT ME
634
00:35:33,915 --> 00:35:36,360
- WONDERING WHEN I'M GONNA
LOSE THIS BABY.
- JESUS CHRIST!
635
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:40,448
- THIS MORNING I WASN'T EXCITED
ENOUGH, NOW I'M TOO EXCITED.
- NO, THAT WASN'T EXCITEMENT.
636
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:44,552
- THAT WAS MACHO,
AGGRESSIVE MALE BULLSHIT.
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
637
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:48,055
- IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
- WE JUST GOT MARRIED.
638
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,893
YEAH, WELL, IF IT'S NOT
RIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
639
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:56,547
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LIGHT A
MATCH IN THERE. IT WASN'T ME.
640
00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,117
YOU'RE FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE
YOU'RE PREGNANT. YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU?
641
00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:02,019
YEAH, WITH A BABY THAT
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT.
642
00:36:02,043 --> 00:36:04,121
- BULLSHIT!
- YOU DON'T
RESPECT ME ENOUGH
643
00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:06,140
TO WAIT UNTIL WE KNOW
THAT EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
644
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,325
- BEFORE YOU TELL
THE WHOLE WORLD.
- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
645
00:36:08,349 --> 00:36:10,583
I NEED TO PEE.
646
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,720
Jackie and Tom: NATE!
647
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,660
YEAH?
648
00:36:21,863 --> 00:36:24,942
TEQUILA SHOTS IN THE KITCHEN.
649
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,835
GET IN HERE!
650
00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,153
SO YOU STOPPED TAKING IT?
651
00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:38,511
- JUST LIKE THAT?
- YEAH.
652
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:44,729
AND YOU FEEL...?
653
00:36:44,753 --> 00:36:47,598
I FEEL A LITTLE TINGLY.
654
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,756
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
655
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,837
WHAT DO THEY GOT
YOU ON THESE DAYS?
656
00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:55,506
WELL, THEY JUST SWITCHED
ME FROM LITHIUM TO TOFRANIL,
657
00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:58,531
IN BETWEEN THE SHOCK TREATMENTS.
658
00:37:00,535 --> 00:37:02,880
WHAT ARE THOSE LIKE?
659
00:37:02,904 --> 00:37:07,223
HONESTLY... I DON'T KNOW.
660
00:37:08,743 --> 00:37:12,523
I GO IN. THEY PUT ME ON A BED.
THEY GIVE ME SOME OXYGEN.
661
00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:15,960
THEY SAY, "YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PRICK
IN YOUR HAND." THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH.
662
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,279
AND THEN THE NEXT
THING I KNOW I WAKE UP
663
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,223
WITH THE WORST HEADACHE
I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
664
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,820
DO YOU THINK IT'S HELPING?
665
00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:30,208
I THINK THAT...
666
00:37:30,232 --> 00:37:32,977
AS EMILE COUE USED TO SAY,
667
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:37,403
"EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY, I
AM GETTING BETTER AND BETTER."
668
00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:42,486
BUT NOT EVERYONE AGREES.
669
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,722
YEAH, IT'S HARD TO GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
670
00:37:44,746 --> 00:37:46,724
WITH SOMEONE
WATCHING ALL THE TIME.
671
00:37:46,748 --> 00:37:49,310
YEAH, IT IS.
672
00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,630
BUT WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING,
THEN WHERE ARE YOU?
673
00:37:52,654 --> 00:37:54,604
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN?
674
00:38:24,686 --> 00:38:26,831
I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.
675
00:38:26,855 --> 00:38:29,801
- OKAY.
- WHY DON'T YOU GIVE
THESE TO CLAIRE?
676
00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:32,203
- YEAH, SURE.
- THANKS.
677
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,438
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
678
00:38:34,462 --> 00:38:37,308
I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
679
00:38:37,332 --> 00:38:39,265
YEAH.
680
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,557
Brenda: "LOUIE'S
WEARING THE GREEN HAT."
681
00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:54,625
- WHO'S THAT?
- Maya: LOUIS.
682
00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,527
LOUIS. THAT'S RIGHT.
683
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,196
HEY.
684
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,866
HEY.
685
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:04,351
YOU MUST BE LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS ROUTINE.
686
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,087
YEAH, I THINK IT'S
GONNA BE WONDERFUL.
687
00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:09,123
OH, COME ON.
688
00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,598
WHO'S GOT ON THE BLUE COAT?
689
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,913
- WHO'S THAT?
- BEAR.
690
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:19,005
- THE BEAR, THE BEAR.
- THE BEAR.
691
00:39:23,144 --> 00:39:26,057
FOR SO MANY YEARS, DAVID
WAS ALWAYS THE ONE SAYING,
692
00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:28,108
"COME ON, LET'S HAVE KIDS."
693
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:30,294
AND I WAS THE ONE ON THE FENCE,
694
00:39:30,318 --> 00:39:32,563
BUT NOW THAT IT'S
ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN,
695
00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:37,167
I'M FINALLY REALIZING THAT I'M GONNA
BE DISAPPOINTED IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT.
696
00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:39,187
OH, IT'LL WORK OUT.
697
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:42,640
IT'S LIKE I'M ALREADY MISSING THIS
KID THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE YET.
698
00:39:42,664 --> 00:39:45,393
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME
WRONG, DAVID'S EXCITED TOO.
699
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,195
OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, NATE TOO.
700
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,820
IT'S A TEAM EFFORT.
701
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,335
I'LL LET YOU GUYS
HAVE YOUR MOMENT.
702
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:57,171
SAY "GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH."
703
00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,307
- GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH.
- GOOD NIGHT.
704
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,293
ARE YOU SLEEPY, LITTLE ONE?
705
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,461
- COULD YOU TURN
THE LIGHT OFF?
- OH, YEAH, SURE.
706
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,464
AND CLOSE THE DOOR, THANKS.
707
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:08,466
OKAY, LITTLE ONE,
708
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,318
I THINK THAT'S
ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT.
709
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,060
MM, RASPBERRY.
710
00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,510
EVERYTHING TASTES
LIKE BEER RIGHT NOW.
711
00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:24,148
- HEY.
- HEY.
712
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,350
HEY.
713
00:40:26,374 --> 00:40:27,784
GEORGE TOLD ME
714
00:40:27,808 --> 00:40:30,687
THAT BILLY TOLD HIM TO
TELL YOU TO GIVE YOU THESE.
715
00:40:30,711 --> 00:40:32,489
BILLY LEFT?
716
00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,947
THAT'S WHAT GEORGE SAID.
717
00:40:36,985 --> 00:40:38,963
I'M SORRY. YOU WANT SOME CAKE?
718
00:40:38,987 --> 00:40:40,965
- NO.
- COME ON, HAVE SOME.
719
00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:44,690
- HEY, DUDE, LEAVE HER ALONE.
- I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,
THANKS.
720
00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:48,372
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CAKE TIME.
721
00:40:48,396 --> 00:40:50,207
I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS.
722
00:40:50,231 --> 00:40:54,211
OOH, GOOD.
723
00:40:54,235 --> 00:40:56,602
FUCK. ALL RIGHT,
FINE, I'LL HAVE A PIECE.
724
00:40:57,939 --> 00:41:00,372
HERE YOU GO.
725
00:41:15,322 --> 00:41:18,502
I'M IN HERE.
726
00:41:18,526 --> 00:41:20,955
- HEY.
- SORRY.
727
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,658
NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S COOL.
728
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,444
I JUST NEEDED A MOMENT.
729
00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:29,530
YEAH, ME, TOO.
730
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,632
IS IT GONE?
731
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,952
- YEAH.
- FINALLY.
732
00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:37,854
YOU KNOW, MOM AND
GEORGE, THEY LEFT.
733
00:41:37,878 --> 00:41:39,857
I'M GETTING A RIDE
FROM KEITH AND DAVID.
734
00:41:39,881 --> 00:41:41,514
OH.
735
00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:45,629
TEQUILA?
736
00:41:45,653 --> 00:41:47,603
SURE.
737
00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:54,077
THANKS.
738
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,938
IMPRESSIVE.
739
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,041
YEAH, MANY YEARS IN
ARIZONA, MUCH TEQUILA.
740
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,698
OH.
741
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:21,031
GOOD BIRTHDAY?
742
00:42:21,055 --> 00:42:23,355
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
743
00:42:27,095 --> 00:42:29,073
FEEL LIKE ALL I CAN GET
OUT OF THIS BIRTHDAY
744
00:42:29,097 --> 00:42:31,430
IS THAT LIFE IS REALLY
FUCKING LONELY.
745
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:36,764
YOU HAVE THIS WONDERFUL FAMILY
746
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:39,472
- AND A BABY ON THE WAY.
- I KNOW.
747
00:42:41,843 --> 00:42:44,403
AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING LONELY.
748
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,678
I JUST FEEL LIKE ALL
I DO ALL DAY LONG
749
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:54,248
IS MANAGE MYSELF,
750
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:57,406
TRY TO FUCKING
CONNECT WITH PEOPLE.
751
00:42:59,361 --> 00:43:01,439
BUT IT'S LIKE NO MATTER
HOW MUCH ENERGY
752
00:43:01,463 --> 00:43:05,076
YOU POUR INTO GETTING
TO THE STATION ON TIME
753
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,078
OR GETTING ON THE RIGHT TRAIN,
754
00:43:07,102 --> 00:43:10,381
THERE'S STILL NO FUCKING GUARANTEE
THAT ANYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU
755
00:43:10,405 --> 00:43:13,873
TO PICK YOU UP
WHEN YOU GET THERE.
756
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,610
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
757
00:43:21,249 --> 00:43:24,761
WELL, I KNOW THAT IF YOU
THINK LIFE'S A VENDING MACHINE,
758
00:43:24,785 --> 00:43:27,764
WHERE YOU PUT IN VIRTUE
759
00:43:27,788 --> 00:43:30,033
AND YOU GET OUT HAPPINESS,
760
00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:32,358
THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.
761
00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:36,929
I KNOW THAT.
762
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:43,981
IS THAT HOW I SOUND?
763
00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:45,938
A LITTLE.
764
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:56,109
Brenda: NATE! NATE! GET IN HERE!
765
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:59,063
- FUCK!
- Tom: I DON'T THINK
BELIEVE IT.
766
00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:01,532
Jackie: OH MY GOD!
767
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:04,417
WELL, HOW THE FUCK
DID IT GET IN AGAIN?
768
00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:07,387
- THROUGH THE WINDOW.
- YEAH, WHY WAS THE WINDOW OPEN?
769
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:11,275
'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE
BEDROOM. DON'T BE SUCH A JERK.
770
00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:13,393
FUCK OFF.
771
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:15,577
I HAVE TO DO EVERY LITTLE
FUCKING THING MYSELF.
772
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,135
I HAVE TRIED ALL NIGHT LONG
773
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,137
TO DO THE RIGHT
THING BY THIS BIRD,
774
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,839
BUT IT JUST KEEPS
FUCKING WITH ME.
775
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,909
- TRY NOT TO
TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
- SHUT UP, DAVID.
776
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:32,146
Brenda: NATE!
777
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,647
GET OUT!
778
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,405
Tom: JESUS CHRIST, CHILL.
779
00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:42,873
GET THE MOTHERFUCK OUT!
780
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:46,382
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE
TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE?
781
00:44:47,502 --> 00:44:49,479
SORRY.
782
00:44:49,503 --> 00:44:53,667
I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M PUTTING
YOU THROUGH ALL OF THIS.
783
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,986
- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I KNOW THAT.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
784
00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:59,256
YOU SAY THAT YOU DO, BUT I CAN
TELL BY THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME,
785
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,760
YOU THINK THAT ALL
OF THIS IS MY FAULT.
786
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,296
YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE LOVE
TO ME. YOU DON'T WANNA KISS ME.
787
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,166
- YOU DON'T WANNA BE
IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME!
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
788
00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:12,385
OH, YES, IT IS!
789
00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:13,987
RUTH...
790
00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:16,957
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
791
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:20,577
NOBODY GROWS UP THINKING THIS IS
THE WAY THEY'RE GONNA TURN OUT TO BE.
792
00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:24,898
IF I COULD CHANGE JUST
BY SNAPPING MY FINGERS,
793
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:27,484
- I'D DO IT.
- I KNOW YOU WOULD, GEORGE.
794
00:45:27,508 --> 00:45:29,570
I AM TRYING...
795
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:33,089
SO HARD TO GET BETTER.
796
00:45:33,113 --> 00:45:36,293
- AND YOU ARE.
- BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH
FOR YOU!
797
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:39,996
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AS
FAST AS YOU CAN. I KNOW THAT.
798
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,816
I AM SO LUCKY.
799
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,558
I HATE THAT I'M THE LUCKY ONE.
800
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,997
NO ONE'S EVER LUCKY TO HAVE ME.
801
00:45:54,935 --> 00:45:57,736
NOBODY'S EVER BEEN
LUCKY TO HAVE ME.
802
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:32,521
IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
803
00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:57,691
RICO, WAKE UP.
804
00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:01,094
BABY, HURRY UP. YOU
GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
805
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,096
WHY?
806
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,422
I DON'T WANT THE BOYS TO
SEE YOU. IT'LL CONFUSE THEM.
807
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,560
OH.
808
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,864
ALL RIGHT.
809
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:21,148
- I know there's
beautiful snow there...
- David: NO, THAT'S GREAT.
810
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,384
I JUST, YOU KNOW...
811
00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:25,319
THANK YOU.
812
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,854
OKAY, BYE.
813
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:29,689
WHO WAS THAT?
814
00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:33,127
- ROGER.
- WHAT DID HE WANT?
815
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:35,295
IT TURNS OUT SISSY
WAS THE BOARD CHAIR
816
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:38,665
- OF AN ADOPTION AGENCY ONCE.
- YEAH...
817
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,835
SHE CALLED IN A FAVOR, AND SHE
SAID WE COULD ADOPT THROUGH THEM,
818
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:45,573
- IF WE STILL WANTED TO.
- WE KIND OF MADE
A COMMITMENT TO MARY.
819
00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:49,059
I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE
THAT THAT'S REALLY GOING TO WORK OUT.
820
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,061
WE ALWAYS SAID WE'D
PURSUE BOTH OPTIONS
821
00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:53,464
UNTIL IT MADE SENSE
TO STOP, RIGHT?
822
00:47:53,488 --> 00:47:55,687
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
823
00:47:57,992 --> 00:48:00,738
SO NOW ROGER'S YOUR HERO?
824
00:48:00,762 --> 00:48:02,628
A LITTLE.
825
00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:11,131
SO YOU GOT LIKE ALMOST NO
HAIRCUT YESTERDAY, RIGHT?
826
00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:14,506
HE JUST TOOK A
LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
827
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:29,288
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
828
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,612
NOWHERE. I STAYED AT MY HOUSE.
829
00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,478
YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY.
830
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:44,548
IT'S OKAY.
831
00:48:44,572 --> 00:48:46,550
I'M NOT MAD.
832
00:48:46,574 --> 00:48:49,736
JUST TELL ME WHO IT WAS.
833
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,239
WAS IT THAT DIVORCED GUY?
834
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,909
- BILLY, COME ON.
- I FORGIVE YOU, CLAIRE.
835
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,467
YOU CAN JUST ADMIT IT.
836
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:04,340
JUST... JUST BE HONEST WITH ME.
837
00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:09,979
YEAH, IT WAS HIM.
838
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:14,833
OKAY.
839
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,372
WILL YOU FUCK ME NOW?
840
00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,190
- PLEASE.
- NO.
841
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,543
- YOU KNOW I FORGIVE YOU,
CLAIRE, HMM?
- NO.
842
00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:32,112
IT'S OKAY.
843
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,114
JUST FUCK ME NOW.
844
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,250
- NO. NO!
- COME ON, TAKE OFF
YOUR PANTS.
845
00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:40,120
- PLEASE? COME ON.
- GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
846
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,371
BUT I FORGIVE YOU.
847
00:49:45,266 --> 00:49:47,626
- COME ON, I NEED
TO BE INSIDE YOU.
- NO!
848
00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,060
I'M SORRY.
63616
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