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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,494 Once again no rain, but mostly high clouds. 2 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:17,564 Since you got so much information, can you tell us 3 00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:19,665 why it smells like skunk outside the studio 4 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:21,667 - in Hollywood here? - It does? 5 00:02:21,691 --> 00:02:24,670 Woman: Sam, do you know why that is? 6 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,403 Brenda: OKAY. OKAY, NOW! 7 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,338 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 8 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:34,357 WELL, THANK YOU. 9 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,314 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,652 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. 11 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,191 - ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT DAYCARE? - YEAH. 12 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,924 DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM? 13 00:03:51,948 --> 00:03:53,843 ASIDE FROM A FEW NEW WRINKLES, NO. 14 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,967 IT WAS RIGHT BY THE TOILET. 15 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,865 ARE YOU PREGNANT? 16 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:00,906 YES. 17 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,820 THAT'S GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS! 18 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,190 CONGRATULATIONS? TO WHOM? 19 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:10,109 - COME ON, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? - NOTHING. 20 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:13,046 - TO YOU, TO ALL OF US! - NO NO, WHATEVER COMES UP IN YOUR HEAD. 21 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:15,114 - BRENDA, WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NO, NOTHING. 22 00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:16,949 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS. 23 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:19,185 - COME ON, HONEY. - ARE YOU SURE IT'S POSITIVE? 24 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:21,537 THERE YOU GO, HONEY BUN. MAYA'S GONNA BE LATE. 25 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:24,373 BRENDA, I'M HAPPY, I... 26 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,843 COME ON, GRAB HOLD. COME ON, BABY. 27 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,211 - BRENDA... - SEE YOU TONIGHT, I GOTTA GET READY FOR WORK. 28 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,336 I'M HAPPY, JUST TELL ME AGAIN. 29 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,525 Billy: FUCK! 30 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,711 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SKI IRAQ SHIRT ANYWHERE? 31 00:04:44,735 --> 00:04:47,146 - YOU HAD THAT ON LAST NIGHT. - YEAH, I DIDN'T ASK 32 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,699 WHETHER I HAD IT ON LAST NIGHT, I ASKED WHETHER YOU'VE SEEN IT. 33 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,651 I HAVEN'T. 34 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:53,153 SHIT! 35 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:55,388 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! 36 00:04:55,412 --> 00:04:57,840 NOTHING, 37 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:00,165 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN WEAR CLOTHES TODAY. 38 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,363 DON'T YOU HAVE CLASS? 39 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,320 YEAH, WELL, NOTHING FEELS RIGHT. 40 00:05:06,856 --> 00:05:09,769 LOOK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING. 41 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,420 FOR WHAT? 42 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,539 I DON'T KNOW, DRY SKIN? 43 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,009 - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? - WELL, YEAH, 44 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:19,212 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, EVERY DAY WITH YOU IT'S LIKE A BIGGER PROBLEM. 45 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,448 NOT EVERYTHING IS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN MEDICATE, CLAIRE! 46 00:05:22,472 --> 00:05:24,800 I KNOW THAT. 47 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,802 IT'S JUST MY CLOTHES ARE... 48 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,693 ALL HEAVY TODAY... 49 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,713 OR SOMETHING. I WANT MY SKI IRAQ SHIRT. 50 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,047 OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT. 51 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,987 OKAY, THANKS. 52 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:44,320 THAT'S ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HELP. 53 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,277 OKAY. 54 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,995 OKAY. 55 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,059 SHIT, I FEEL LIKE I STILL HAVE SOMETHING ON. 56 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,769 MARY, KEITH AND DAVID HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO ASK YOU. 57 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,006 I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES. 58 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,691 WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE WANT YOU TO BE OUR EGG DONOR 59 00:06:05,715 --> 00:06:07,510 AND OUR SURROGATE. 60 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,580 - BOTH? - IS THAT OKAY? 61 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,783 YEAH, IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPOSED TO LIKE THIS. 62 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,785 MOST PEOPLE ARE SO BUSINESSLIKE. 63 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,787 YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET. 64 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,131 - WHOSE SEED WILL IT BE? - HIS. 65 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:24,243 SO THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DO 66 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:26,629 - FOR KEITH AND DAVID? - YEAH, I'D LOVE IT. 67 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:29,499 - I DIDN'T SAY YES? - UH, NO. 68 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,934 OH, THEN YES YES, OF COURSE, YES! 69 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,504 WELL, GOOD. 70 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,456 CAN I ASK A QUESTION? 71 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,458 PLEASE, DAVID. 72 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,144 WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. ASK ASK ASK. 73 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,779 IS THERE CAFFEINE IN THAT? 74 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,516 OH, WE'RE INTO THAT ALREADY. 75 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,801 OKAY. IT WAS SO NICE FOR A MINUTE THERE. 76 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,554 NO, I WAS JUST THINKING... I'VE READ SOME BOOKS 77 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,390 THAT SAY CAFFEINE MAKES IT HARDER TO CONCEIVE... 78 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,842 SOMETIMES, THAT'S ALL. JUST CURIOUS. 79 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,862 MAYBE YOU'VE READ SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 80 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,798 I GET PREGNANT SUPER-EASILY, DAVID, TRUST ME. 81 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,983 IT'S KIND OF UNSETTLING. 82 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,285 - OKAY. - BUT I ASSURE YOU, 83 00:07:06,309 --> 00:07:09,155 ONCE WE'VE SIGNED THE PAPERS I WILL LOOK FORWARD 84 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,157 TO WORKING VERY CLOSE WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE 85 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,825 OUR BABY IS HEALTHY AND GETS CONCEIVED. 86 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,877 THANK YOU. 87 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:17,963 GOSH, I'M EXTRA EXCITED. AREN'T YOU? 88 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:22,251 WELL, I THINK WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED. 89 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,822 - ARE YOU FINISHED WITH YOUR EGGS? - I'M DONE, THANK YOU. 90 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,758 WHEN I SAW THE BUILT-INS, I FELL TOTALLY IN LOVE, 91 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,760 AND I PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST. THE OWNER CALLS ME 92 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,862 YESTERDAY MORNING, HE SAID I COULD HAVE THE PLACE. 93 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,864 BUT THEN HE CALLED BACK AN HOUR LATER AND SAID 94 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,233 HE WASN'T RENTING IT, HE WAS GONNA SELL IT. 95 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,235 OH, THAT'S SO ANNOYING. 96 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,805 WHATEVER, I'LL FIND A PLACE, I GUESS. 97 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:44,323 - IT'S ALL GOOD. - TIME'S UP. 98 00:07:44,347 --> 00:07:47,026 OH, I WAS JUST FINDING MY RHYTHM. 99 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,345 NEXT WEEK WE START OUR CAPELETS, 100 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,381 SO PICK OUT SOME COLORFUL STUFF AND GET READY. 101 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,951 AND REMEMBER YOUR CLASS FEES INCLUDE 102 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,953 UNLIMITED KNITTING CIRCLE TIME, 103 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,288 SO FEEL FREE TO DROP IN WHENEVER. 104 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,458 - Woman: SEE YOU NEXT TIME. - CIAO-CIAO, VICTORIA. 105 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,610 CIAO. 106 00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:05,844 SUDDENLY ONE "CIAO" WAS NOT ENOUGH. 107 00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:07,847 SHE SAYS EVERYTHING TWICE. 108 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,434 SO... 109 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,391 GIVE US THE GEORGE REPORT. 110 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:18,140 WELL, THIS WEEK HAS NOT BEEN A CAKEWALK 111 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,809 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RELIEF IT WAS 112 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,860 TO WALK IN HERE AND SIT DOWN. 113 00:08:21,884 --> 00:08:23,863 WHAT HAPPENED? 114 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:26,399 OH, HE STARTED ANOTHER ROUND OF ELECTROSHOCK, 115 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,583 BECAUSE GEORGE AND MAGGIE THINK IT HELPS. 116 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,721 BUT THE DAYS AFTER THE TREATMENTS ARE 117 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,723 SUCH A CHALLENGE FOR ME. 118 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:37,243 HE COMES HOME SO SCATTERED. IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A SLEEPWALKER. 119 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,096 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FIND THE STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH IT. 120 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,582 CLEARLY, I DON'T EITHER. 121 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,484 HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR NEXT WEEK'S CLASS? 122 00:08:45,508 --> 00:08:47,503 I HAVEN'T YET, NO. 123 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,339 OH, RUTH, YOU MUST. YOU'RE THE ONLY VERSION OF MY MOTHER 124 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,964 - I CAN TALK TO. - I'LL TRY AND MAKE IT. 125 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:57,379 IT'S ALL GOOD, RIGHT? 126 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,737 YEAH, IT IS. 127 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,454 WELL, I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN, 128 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,579 AND MAGGIE'S WAITING. 129 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,115 Both: BYE. 130 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:32,965 LILA WAS THE MOST ACTIVE PERSON I EVER MET IN MY LIFE. 131 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,968 I MEAN, I TRY TO STAY BUSY 132 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,404 WITH BRIDGE AND THE ANGELS. 133 00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:40,473 I'M A BIG ANGEL FAN. 134 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,941 - I CAN SEE THAT. - BUT LILA, 135 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:45,544 SHE WAS A RUNAWAY TRAIN! 136 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:48,330 IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SHE WON'T BE OUTSIDE 137 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:51,617 MESSING AROUND WITH HER FLOWERS WHEN I GET HOME. 138 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:54,687 ARE YOU SURE SHE NEVER MARRIED OR HAD ANY CHILDREN? 139 00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:56,689 OH, SHE WAS GOING TO, 140 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:59,742 BUT HER BEAU DIED VERY YOUNG. 141 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,178 AFTER THAT SHE RAN A RESORT 142 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:06,165 UP IN OJAI ALL ON HER OWN. 143 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,168 THERE WERE FAMILIES THAT CAME THERE EVERY YEAR, 144 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,803 AND THEN THEIR KIDS WOULD COME 145 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:13,672 AND THEIR KIDS WOULD COME 146 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,275 AND THEY ALL KEPT UP WITH HER. 147 00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:18,477 NO ONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 148 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,998 GOT MORE CHRISTMAS CARDS OR VISITS THAN LILA. 149 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,918 - SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD LIFE. - IT WAS. 150 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:29,188 TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN HER 95TH BIRTHDAY. 151 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,445 HMM. 152 00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:34,560 WHAT? 153 00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:37,529 WELL, TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. 154 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:40,899 OH, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 155 00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:44,687 - I'M 40. - OH, YOU DON'T LOOK THAT OLD. 156 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,339 THANK YOU. 157 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:48,924 - ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL? - NOT TODAY, 158 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,927 BUT MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE GONNA TAKE ME 159 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,912 UP TO BIG SUR NEXT WEEKEND. 160 00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:55,770 OH. BIG SUR. 161 00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:59,673 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL UP THERE. 162 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:04,512 SO STUNNING! 163 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:12,048 I SUPPOSE I'LL BE GONE SOON TOO. 164 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,155 - OH... - I WILL. 165 00:11:15,992 --> 00:11:18,325 THAT'S OKAY. 166 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:21,329 IT HAPPENS. 167 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,245 COULDN'T YOU SAY, "ROGER, MY PARTNER AND I 168 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,414 PLAN TO SPEND THE MORNING TOGETHER, I CAN'T PICK UP 169 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,616 - YOUR CAT AT THE VET"? - DAVID, LET IT GO. 170 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,885 WHY CAN'T HE GET ONE OF HIS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH 171 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,887 PARTY BOYS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 172 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,888 YOU'RE A BODYGUARD, 173 00:11:36,912 --> 00:11:39,525 AND I'D LIKE TO GET TO WORK AT SOME POINT TODAY. 174 00:11:39,549 --> 00:11:41,527 DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PLASMA TV? 175 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,529 I DO. 176 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:45,531 THEN LET IT GO. 177 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:47,917 THAT CAT STINKS. 178 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,135 KEITH CHARLES! 179 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:53,656 - AND YOU MUST BE DAVID! - YES. 180 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,658 SISSY PASQUESE. 181 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,762 COME ON IN. ROGER'S MAKING KIR ROYALES. 182 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,662 - SISTER? - I DON'T KNOW. 183 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,465 - THE KIDS ARE ALMOST READY. - KIDS? EX-WIFE? 184 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,551 - I DON'T KNOW! - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? 185 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,619 DAVID, WE'RE MARRIED, 186 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,155 ROGER'S GAY, AND I'M FINE WITH IT. 187 00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:12,057 BUT WE KEEP IT QUIET, BECAUSE WE'RE VERY PRIVATE PEOPLE. 188 00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:13,798 THANK YOU. 189 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,614 - THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. - HONEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE. 190 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,423 - HELLO. - Woman: Mr. Diaz? 191 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,141 YES, WHO IS THIS? 192 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,610 AGNES, I WORK FOR THE CAMPBELLS. 193 00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,612 JULIO CAME HOME WITH LUCAS AFTER SCHOOL. 194 00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:35,614 Oh. Yeah? 195 00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,817 WELL, HE KIND OF NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP. 196 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,553 OH, OKAY, MY WIFE VANESSA 197 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:42,555 SHOULD BE THERE IN A LITTLE BIT, I THINK. 198 00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,557 No, we called her like 10 times, 199 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,559 and she's not answering her phone or something, 200 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,663 and the Campbells left for Arrowhead like an hour ago. 201 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,937 I'M SORRY. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 202 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:57,353 AND I TOLD ROGER 10 YEARS AGO, 203 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,888 "ROGER, I WANT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN L.A. 204 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,091 IT'S A PLAGUE. I WANT TO GO HOME." 205 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,477 I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK HERE SINCE, 206 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,646 EXCEPT FOR TWO-DAY TRIPS, THREE-DAY TRIPS, RIGHT? 207 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,482 I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S GONE. 208 00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:11,946 I'M AN ASPEN GIRL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 209 00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,487 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN? 210 00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,256 A PEDUNCULATED FIBROID. 211 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,230 SHIT FOR ME, HUH? 212 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,740 AND TATE AND ENZO NEED HAIRCUTS. 213 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,165 SO, ROGER TELLS ME YOU TWO ARE THINKING OF ADOPTING. 214 00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:29,451 LOOKS LIKE THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ANYMORE. 215 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,187 BECAUSE YOU BIT ROGER? 216 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,189 NO. 217 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,858 IT GOT COMPLICATED. 218 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,498 SHIT FOR YOU GUYS, HUH? 219 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,597 KEITH, YOU THINK YOU COULD RUN THE KIDS BY LAISSEZ-FAIRE 220 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,482 WHILE I TAKE SISSY TO THE DOCTOR? 221 00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:45,350 UH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN ERRAND 222 00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:47,825 THAT WE NEED TO RUN AT SOME POINT. 223 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,642 IT'S ON THE WAY. WE'LL TAKE THEM. 224 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,265 Roger: THANKS. 225 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,313 HONEY, THE CAT STILL REEKS. 226 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,137 Roger: I KNOW, I KNOW. 227 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,602 Jackie: PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. THAT'S OKAY. 228 00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:05,421 WELL, I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO IT JUST FOR ME. 229 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,406 - WHY THE HELL NOT? - BECAUSE I WANT HIM 230 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,257 TO WANT TO HAVE OUR BABY, 231 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,259 NOT TO DO ME THE FAVOR OF LETTING ME HAVE MINE. 232 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,729 DON'T BE WEIRDER ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE. 233 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,798 BUT HE SHOULD WANT TO HAVE THIS AS MUCH AS I DO. 234 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,167 - HE HAS MAYA ALREADY. - NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 235 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,269 THEN MAYBE HE'S AFRAID OF LOSING ANOTHER ONE. 236 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,271 YOU KNOW? AND ANYWAY, 237 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,957 LET'S SAY HE IS DOING IT JUST FOR YOU. IS THAT SO TERRIBLE? 238 00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:26,976 WE HAD SYLVIA 239 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,411 FOR ALL THE PERFECT BOTH-OF-US REASONS, 240 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,413 AND I HAD JOSH FOR MARK, 241 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,182 BECAUSE HE COULDN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT A BOY. 242 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,124 I WAS HAPPY WITH ONE. 243 00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,922 CAN YOU NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE PREGNANCY? 244 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,740 - FUCK YOU. - NO, I WANT TO WAIT THIS TIME 245 00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,859 UNTIL I KNOW EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 246 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,861 BRENDA, STOP. 247 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,613 I SWEAR, SOMETIMES YOU'RE LIKE EEYORE. 248 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,615 CHECK IT OUT. 249 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,635 OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 250 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,592 10,000 TO GO. 251 00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,941 Agnes: BUT JASON IS ONLY IN TOWN FOR TONIGHT, CHARESE. 252 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,943 YOU HAVE TO BE THERE, ALL RIGHT? 253 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,646 YOU HAVE TO! HE JUST GOT DONE WITH BASIC, 254 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,115 AND HE'S GOING, LIKE, IN TWO DAYS! 255 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,133 THEN GET OFF WORK. 256 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,569 I'M TRYING! 257 00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:13,072 I'M LEAVING AS SOON AS I CAN. 258 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,740 DON'T GET A TONE WITH ME 259 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,076 WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF PIZZA HUT. 260 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,345 OH, HEY, MR. DIAZ. NO, I SAID THE 110. 261 00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,431 - COME ON, LET'S GO HOME. - THE 110 TO THE 710. 262 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,133 STOP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME. 263 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,702 I'M GIVING YOU THE DIRECTIONS. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 264 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,205 Woman on machine: Next new message: 265 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,540 - today at 2:54 P.M. 266 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,542 Claire, it's Billy. 267 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,544 Uh, sorry about this morning. 268 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,347 Give me a call. 269 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,018 Woman on machine: Next new message: 270 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,687 today at 2:58 P.M. 271 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,323 Billy: Claire, hey, it's me. 272 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,325 Are you still at Amoeba? Because if you are, 273 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,494 I really need to hear some Brian Eno today, 274 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,496 or I'm going to tear my eyes out. 275 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,966 OH, SHUT UP. 276 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,968 Woman: Next new message: 277 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,969 - today at 3:01... - OH. 278 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:04,473 PLEASE, GET A LIFE FOR ONE MINUTE, PLEASE! 279 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,035 DO YOU GUYS HAVE WIVES BESIDES BEING GAY? 280 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,483 NO. 281 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,086 WE'RE A MARRIED COUPLE, ESSENTIALLY. 282 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,088 WELL, WHEN OUR DAD MARRIED OUR MOM, 283 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,407 HE WAS COMPLETELY HOMOSEXUAL IN HIS ORIENTATION. 284 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,426 ONLY HE WAS IN SUCH DENIAL ABOUT IT 285 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,377 BECAUSE OF THE SOCIAL PRESSURE, IT WAS LIKE 286 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,280 - HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS GAY. - THAT HAPPENS. 287 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:31,467 WELL, IT WASN'T UNTIL HE BECAME A SUCCESS IN HIS CHOSEN FIELD 288 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,370 THAT HIS EGO FELT, YOU KNOW, STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE THE TRUTH. 289 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,028 DO YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH CHICKS? 290 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,032 - I DON'T. - SO, YOU DO? 291 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,030 I'VE HAD SEX WITH A FEW WOMEN. 292 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:47,466 - HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH OUR DAD? - YOU ARE KIND OF HIS TYPE. 293 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,635 - DO YOU GUYS HAVE ORGIES? - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 294 00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:51,959 NO MORE TALKING UNTIL WE GET TO THE SALON. 295 00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:55,396 THEY HAVE ORGIES. 296 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,261 - HE WAS WAITING WITH THAT GIRL... - I'M SORRY. 297 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,897 - FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR! - THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE UNTIL 4:00. 298 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,433 - THEY LEFT EARLY, AND SHE CALLED YOU. - MY PHONE DIDN'T RING. 299 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,136 - OH, BULLSHIT. - DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT HAPPENS. 300 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,838 I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ANYTHING. THE WAY IT IS IS BAD ENOUGH. 301 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,025 - IF WE WERE STILL TOGETHER... - OH, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN? BULLSHIT! 302 00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,244 - IT WOULD HAPPEN LESS! - REALLY? WHAT A GOOD POINT. 303 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,996 I KNOW IT'S ALL MY FAULT, VANESSA. 304 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,831 WHENEVER ANYTHING GOES WRONG WITH THE BOYS 305 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:21,133 FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME IT WILL BE BECAUSE I WENT OUT 306 00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:23,357 AND FUCKED SOME WHORE, OKAY? I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW! 307 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,461 - LOOK. - WHAT? 308 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:32,517 YOU WANNA HANG OUT FOR A WHILE? YOU WANNA STAY FOR DINNER? 309 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,833 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THIS, UM... 310 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,668 BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN CALL AND CHANGE IT. 311 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,653 NO, YOU'RE NOT DOING ME ANY FAVORS. 312 00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:45,290 OH, GOD, I DIDN'T SAY I WAS DOING YOU ANY FAVORS. SHIT. 313 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,977 Enzo: I'M FEELING PRETTY SECURE NOW, 314 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,979 BUT I WENT THROUGH A PHASE LAST YEAR 315 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,981 WHERE, YOU KNOW, I WAS SO SHY AROUND CHICKS 316 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,983 THAT I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS GAY, TOO. 317 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,752 I THINK IT'S PRETTY NORMAL TO GO THROUGH A PHASE LIKE THAT. 318 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,754 YEAH IT IS, 319 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,756 BUT THEN WE HAD SOME GROUP SESSIONS 320 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,093 WITH OUR THERAPISTS AND DAD, AND IT TURNED OUT 321 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,027 WHAT I WAS REALLY AFRAID OF WAS NOT BEING GAY. 322 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,998 I MEAN, IF I WASN'T GAY, 323 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,000 WOULD DAD STILL LOVE ME? 324 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,418 SO, THAT CLEARED IT UP. 325 00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:15,504 I'M NOT GAY, AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IN ASPEN. 326 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,792 - OH, WHAT'S HER NAME? - ALISON. SHE'S BI. 327 00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:22,461 KEITH, DOES THIS LOOK COMPLETELY DEVIANT? 328 00:18:22,485 --> 00:18:25,147 NO! LOOKS GOOD. 329 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,188 WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 330 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,036 THANK YOU. 331 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,054 MY MOM HAS A FRIEND BACK HOME NAMED VERNON, 332 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,158 BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE'D BE A GOOD SEXUAL PARTNER FOR HER. 333 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,160 I HAVE TO SAY I KIND OF AGREE. 334 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,329 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE 335 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,332 AND GET A HAIRCUT WHILE YOU TAKE THESE TWO BACK HOME. 336 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,116 - IF THAT'S OKAY. - SURE. 337 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,452 I'LL COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP AFTER I DROP THE KIDS OFF. 338 00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,577 THANKS. 339 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,793 - SO HOW IS HE DOING? - NOT GREAT. 340 00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:58,046 HE'S BEEN ASKING TO GO DOWN TO THE BOMB SHELTER AGAIN. 341 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,548 I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 342 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,550 I TOLD HIM I WOULD ASK YOU. 343 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,320 NO, I DON'T WANT TO RISK GOING THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN. 344 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,672 WE SHOULD BOARD THAT PLACE UP AND FORGET IT'S THERE. 345 00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,575 MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM 346 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,960 - TO HAVE SOMEWHERE... - NO. 347 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,908 DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME OUT IN THE WORLD? 348 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,452 I DID. IT WAS A VERY NICE DAY, THANK YOU. 349 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,652 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 350 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,610 THANKS. 351 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,663 THE DAY I TURNED 40 YOU WERE IN EUROPE. 352 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,222 I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WONDERING IF YOU'D CALL. 353 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,752 SORRY. 354 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,155 DON'T APOLOGIZE, YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO. 355 00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:58,112 YOU LITTLE FUCKER. 356 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,828 SO MUCH CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED 357 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:05,052 SINCE THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN. 358 00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,922 SO MUCH. 359 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:11,336 THE IDEA OF 40 MORE YEARS... 360 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,573 OH, BUT THE NEXT 40 FLY BY MUCH FASTER. 361 00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:17,242 IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 362 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,244 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, HUH? 363 00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:21,647 NO, HUH-UH. 364 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,550 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO HAVE FUN. 365 00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:27,686 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO LOVE BRENDA 366 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,922 AND THAT BABY SHE WANTS SO MUCH. 367 00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:31,924 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO KNOW 368 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,493 WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY... 369 00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:36,466 "LOVE." 370 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,814 LET'S FACE IT, BUDDY BOY, 371 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,683 THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... 372 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,685 THERE'S YOU AND THERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE, 373 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,326 AND NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEAT. 374 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,611 TAKE IT. 375 00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,568 I GOT TIME. 376 00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:01,086 - HEY. - Brenda: Hey. 377 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,088 What are you doing? 378 00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:05,407 STILL AT WORK. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 379 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,709 YEAH, EVERYTHING IS FINE. 380 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,012 - How's the baby? - WELL, I HAVEN'T LOST IT 381 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,098 since this morning, if that's what you're asking. 382 00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,966 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 383 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,235 COULD YOU STOP BY WHOLE FOODS ON THE WAY HOME 384 00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:19,137 AND PICK UP SOME CHOCOLATE SILK FOR MAYA? 385 00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:21,674 - YEAH, SURE. - And can you call me from there 386 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,742 in case I've forgotten anything? 387 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,744 YEP. 388 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,263 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA COME HOME TO SOME BIG FIGHT, AM I? 389 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,731 NO. 390 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,734 ALL RIGHT. 391 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,535 - Bye. - BYE. 392 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,587 Man on TV: It's not the size of the animal 393 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,856 that makes it deadly, it's the size of its mouth. 394 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,691 The bigger the mouth... 395 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,827 AND THEN WE GO TO THE VET, 396 00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:44,529 AND THEN BACK TO THE HOUSE, AND THEN ALL OVER BEVERLY HILLS, 397 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,998 AND THEN FINALLY WE COME HERE. 398 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:50,736 IT'S LIKE HIS JOB CAME AND FOUND MY DAY AND ATE IT. 399 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,738 WELL, I LEARNED WHEN I WAS A KID... 400 00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,295 DON'T GO TO WORK WITH DAD, IT'S NEVER FUN. 401 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,713 BUT SAYING NO IS 402 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,715 THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD. 403 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,106 - AT LEAST FOR ME. - ME TOO. 404 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:26,104 - JUST WAIT A SECOND. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 405 00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,896 I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO THIS. 406 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,644 - ALL RIGHT. - I MEAN, YOU SEEM REALLY NICE... 407 00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:35,480 - THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. - BUT KEITH AND I ARE DOING THIS WHOLE 408 00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:37,649 SURROGACY THING, IT'S REALLY CONFUSING, AND HARD, 409 00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:40,018 - AND PLUS I GOT LIKE ABDUCTED LAST YEAR... - OKAY, DAVID, 410 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,320 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN. 411 00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:45,490 JUST STAY IN HERE A SECOND. 412 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:47,447 GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 413 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,326 SURPRISE! 414 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,300 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 415 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,516 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 416 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,473 - HEY, THANK YOU - GIVE DADDY A KISS. 417 00:23:33,362 --> 00:23:36,024 "OH LORDY, NATE'S 40." IS THAT YOUR IDEA? 418 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,026 THIS IS JACKIE FROM WORK. 419 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,028 - OH, FAMILY DINNER JACKIE. - YES. 420 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,881 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 421 00:23:42,905 --> 00:23:46,000 Nate: SO THE BIG SUR THING WAS JUST A RUSE, HUH? 422 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,287 - WHY, ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED? - NO NO NO, NOT AT ALL. 423 00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:51,323 - YOU NEED A BEER. - YEAH, A BEER WOULD BE GREAT. 424 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,625 MAZEL TOV, BY THE WAY, ON THE BABY. 425 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,827 - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 426 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,345 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YEAH. 427 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,997 THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THIS FOOD. 428 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,000 - AMEN. - AMEN. 429 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,002 THAT'S IT? 430 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,504 "THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THIS FOOD. AMEN"? 431 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,506 YEAH. 432 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,375 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "BLESS US, O LORD, 433 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,510 AND THESE THY GIFTS WHICH WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE"? 434 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,202 - WE SHORTENED IT UP. DIDN'T WE? - MM-HMM. 435 00:24:16,972 --> 00:24:20,007 - ARE WE SURE IT'S RIGHT? - YEAH, WE ARE. 436 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,444 WANT SOME FRITOS? 437 00:24:25,114 --> 00:24:27,047 BREAKFAST IN BED. 438 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,813 NO, THANK YOU, PAPITO. 439 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,604 I'M GOOD. 440 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,252 RUTH, WOULD YOU LIKE 441 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,356 - A REFILL FOR THAT? - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 442 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:43,759 Todd: WE'RE RIGHT IN THE BOONDOCKS, OKAY? 443 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:46,295 PRETTY SOON I HAD STARTED TURNING INTO SOCIAL EVENTS 444 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,614 DURING THE WEEK, AND I'D BE CRANKING ALONG, 445 00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,999 AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "IT'S KIND OF JUST US, TODD, 446 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,001 IT'S JUST THE CLUB." NEXT THING I KNOW 447 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,003 SHE'S FUCKING THIS GUY WITH NUT CANCER. 448 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,572 - JESUS! - YEAH, SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG. 449 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,958 NO! SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG?! 450 00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:02,043 NO NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT IN ESSENCE, YEAH, 451 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,045 - SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG. - OH. 452 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,581 HERE'S THE KICKER, THOUGH. THIS DIVORCE IS THE BEST THING 453 00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:08,800 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I'VE HAD MORE ASS 454 00:25:08,824 --> 00:25:10,819 IN THE LAST YEAR THAN I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE. 455 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,921 I HATE YOU. 456 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,490 MORAL OF THE STORY... 40 IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 457 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,326 IT'S JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING. 458 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,295 - HERE'S HOW, MAN. - CHEERS. 459 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,332 I USED TO MOUNTAIN BIKE IN GRIFFITH PARK, 460 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,334 AND I SAW THIS GUY ONCE 461 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,586 - WHO HAD TOTALLY ENDO'D, YOU KNOW? - UH-HUH. 462 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,688 AND HE WAS LAYING 12 FUCKING FEET FROM HIS BIKE. 463 00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:32,757 HIS BALL SACK WAS COMPLETELY RIPPED OPEN. 464 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,794 IT WAS LIKE, UH, TWO PINK EGGS 465 00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:37,629 KIND OF VIBRATING 466 00:25:37,653 --> 00:25:39,231 IN THIS TOTALLY SHREDDED MESS. 467 00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:41,233 IT WAS INSANE. 468 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,769 - FUCK. - JESUS, BILLY. 469 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,771 - WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? - NO, I WAS JUST THINKING 470 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,572 ABOUT THE GUY WITH NUT CANCER. 471 00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,241 - YEAH, I GOT YOU. - OH, YEAH. 472 00:25:49,265 --> 00:25:52,310 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. SORRY WE'RE LATE. 473 00:25:52,334 --> 00:25:54,312 HE HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT. 474 00:25:54,336 --> 00:25:56,976 - WHAT, FOR THIS? - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 475 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,585 - WELL, IT LOOKS GOOD, I GUESS. - THANKS. 476 00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:03,321 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO FUCKERS KNOWN ABOUT THIS? 477 00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:05,157 COUPLE OF WEEKS. 478 00:26:05,181 --> 00:26:06,858 YEAH, WHAT ELSE AREN'T YOU TELLING ME? 479 00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:08,359 NOTHING. 480 00:26:08,383 --> 00:26:10,612 - WHAT? - I THINK IT'S CAKE TIME. 481 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:12,614 - HEY, DID YOU MEET HIM, MAN? - MEET WHO? 482 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:15,634 - LANCE ARMSTRONG. - DUDE, I WAS SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY. 483 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,970 OH, GOD, WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THIS AMAZING CAKE? 484 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,239 THIS CUBAN PLACE IN ATWATER. 485 00:26:21,263 --> 00:26:23,675 PORTO'S. IT'S IN GLENDALE. 486 00:26:23,699 --> 00:26:27,945 LIGHT FROM A CAKE IS SUCH A GREAT LIGHT. 487 00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:29,981 WE SHOULD JUST LIVE IN CAKE LIGHT. 488 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:34,535 YEAH, OKAY, HERE WE GO. 489 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,879 COME ON, MAKE A WISH. 490 00:27:04,106 --> 00:27:07,223 SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH! 491 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,807 - NO. - AW, COME ON, MAN. 492 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:15,209 LOOK, I'M SORRY. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 493 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,211 YOU KNOW, THAT WOULDN'T SOUND LAME. 494 00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:19,247 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 495 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,165 PLEASE. 496 00:27:21,189 --> 00:27:25,369 IT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT THING IN THE WORLD 497 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,323 TO WATCH YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP AND MOVE ON. 498 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:31,509 AND WHEN YOU LEFT HOME, MY FIRSTBORN, 499 00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,578 - I WAS VERY SAD. - HERE WE GO. 500 00:27:33,602 --> 00:27:35,936 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU! 501 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,674 THESE PAST FIVE YEARS WITH YOU HAVE BEEN A GIFT, NATE. 502 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,943 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 503 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,033 THANK YOU, MOM. 504 00:28:00,463 --> 00:28:03,174 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY TO ADD TO THAT, 505 00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:05,310 SO, UH... 506 00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:11,037 CAN I TELL 'EM? 507 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,226 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 508 00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:22,549 UH... YEAH. 509 00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:25,246 Tom: FANTASTIC! 510 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,415 - CONGRATULATIONS, MY MAN. - THANK YOU. 511 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,801 THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. 512 00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,669 WHAT THE FUCK? 513 00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:34,156 - WAIT, WHERE'S MAYA? - I'VE GOT HER. 514 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,324 Keith: SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FELL. 515 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,466 - HOW DID IT GET IN? - THROUGH THE WINDOW. 516 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,751 SO BLUE. 517 00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:49,487 - IT'S A GOOD OMEN. - SCI-FI CHANNEL SAYS IT'S A BAD OMEN. 518 00:28:49,511 --> 00:28:52,073 - IT'S NOT AN OMEN. IT'S A BIRD. - AMEN. 519 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:55,510 - NO, OMEN, IT'S PRONOUNCED OMEN. - THANKS. 520 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,780 BIRDS DON'T USUALLY FLY AT NIGHT. IT'S PROBABLY SICK. 521 00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,216 DO YOU THINK IT HAS AVIAN FLU? 522 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,435 OBVIOUSLY, WE DON'T KNOW. JUST OPEN THE WINDOW, 523 00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,588 CLOSE THE DOOR, AND IT'LL FIND ITS OWN WAY OUT. 524 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:09,224 - BUT HE'LL POOP ALL OVER EVERYTHING IN THE MEANTIME. - RUTH! 525 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,293 WELL, SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT, 526 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,462 TO LET A SICK BIRD RUN WILD IN THE HOUSE POOPING? 527 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:16,380 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? I THINK GEORGE IS RIGHT. I AM JUST GONNA... 528 00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:18,716 OPEN THE WINDOW. 529 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:21,808 I'M GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR. 530 00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:27,074 SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT DOOR. 531 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,094 - HEY, NATE, GRAB THE BEER, OKAY? - YEAH, I'LL GRAB THE BEER, TOM. 532 00:29:30,118 --> 00:29:32,163 - THANK YOU. - David: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BIRD. 533 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:35,349 GOD, IT'S FUCKING CERULEAN. 534 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:39,704 SO LET'S JUST CLOSE THIS DOOR 535 00:29:39,728 --> 00:29:41,773 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 536 00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:47,895 JESUS. 537 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:51,482 - THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY. - SURE. 538 00:29:51,506 --> 00:29:55,053 I HAVEN'T PUT THE BOYS TO BED FOR AWHILE. 539 00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:57,071 I MISS THAT. 540 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,729 YEAH, THEY MISS IT TOO. 541 00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:19,566 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 542 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,098 I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 543 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,917 WHY? 544 00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:29,220 I JUST DO. WE'LL CRUISE MULHOLLAND. WE'LL GO TO THE LOOKOUT. 545 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,256 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO. 546 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,042 IT'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY. THERE'S A BIRD IN THE KITCHEN. 547 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,761 ISN'T BEING WITH OTHER PEOPLE EVER TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH? 548 00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:38,935 YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW. 549 00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:46,855 LOOK, THERE IT IS. 550 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,206 - David: SHOO IT OUT THE WINDOW. - Keith: WAIT A SECOND. 551 00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,965 - DON'T TOUCH IT. - DAVID, SHUT UP. 552 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,897 GOOD JOB. 553 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:13,937 - YOU'RE NOT COMING? - NO, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 554 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,002 HERE. YOU KEEP THE CAR. 555 00:31:18,026 --> 00:31:21,022 - YOU CAN'T WALK HOME. - WELL, IF IT'S TOO FAR, I'LL TAKE A CAB. 556 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,292 STOP IT! JUST RELAX AND STAY, PLEASE. 557 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,344 I WANT YOU TO STAY. 558 00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:28,785 PLEASE. 559 00:31:37,346 --> 00:31:40,075 ALL RIGHT. 560 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,861 - BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY? - FINE. 561 00:31:42,885 --> 00:31:45,163 FUCKING... FUCK! 562 00:31:45,187 --> 00:31:47,465 SHIT! GOD! 563 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,467 FUCK! SHIT! 564 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,669 IT'S JUST A BIRD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 565 00:31:51,693 --> 00:31:53,671 I'M JUST KINDA FREAKED OUT BY THINGS 566 00:31:53,695 --> 00:31:56,440 THAT ARE MOVING AROUND THAT I CAN'T CONTROL. 567 00:31:56,464 --> 00:31:59,143 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 568 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,145 DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION? 569 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,032 YEAH, BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING. 570 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,669 - WHY? - BECAUSE, CLAIRE, OKAY, 571 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,156 I'M SICK OF FEELING LIKE I'M LIVING EVERY MOMENT 572 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:15,510 INSIDE A GIANT XEROXED FUCKING COTTON BALL. 573 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,496 - I GOTTA GO OUTSIDE. - NO, DON'T GO. 574 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,700 I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. WILL YOU FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I TALK? 575 00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,801 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. 576 00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:27,589 - Billy: JESUS CHRIST. - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 577 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,591 NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS FINE. 578 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,609 - HE DIDN'T JUST HIT YOU, DID HE? - NO. 579 00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:34,211 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A FREAK? 580 00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:36,414 BY THE WAY, THE BIRD IS IN THE BEDROOM NOW. 581 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,483 YEAH, WELL, HOW DID THE BIRD GET IN THE BEDROOM? 582 00:32:38,507 --> 00:32:41,419 IT FLEW IN THE DOOR. STOP FUCKING UP. 583 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:45,056 SHE USED TO BE THE WIFE ON THAT BIG FAT HUSBAND SHOW. 584 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,292 - WHICH ONE? - "MORE FOR ME." 585 00:32:48,316 --> 00:32:50,395 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE SAME VICTORIA ADAMS? 586 00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:54,048 OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT SHOW WAS A HUGE HIT FOR SEVEN YEARS, 587 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,051 AND THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY SHUT DOWN, 588 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:59,321 - SHE OPENED THAT KNITTING STORE. - SHE NEVER MENTIONS IT. 589 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,357 WELL, THEN I BET SHE STILL DOES THAT WINKING THING, RIGHT? 590 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,359 SHE DOES DO THAT WINKING THING. 591 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:08,729 WELL, THAT WAS HER THING ON THE SHOW, YEAH. 592 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,731 - HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? - Brenda: OH, YEAH. 593 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,568 "MAX THE POET, AND HE'S THE DOG." 594 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:17,639 - WHAT ARE YOU READING? - WE ARE READING A BOOK ABOUT A DOG WHO IS ALSO A POET. 595 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,774 - EXCUSE ME. - Keith: YOU ARE? GREAT. 596 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:23,311 David: YEAH, DOGGIE DOGGIE DOGGIE. 597 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:27,031 - HE'S A DOG. - Maya: YEP YEP. 598 00:33:27,055 --> 00:33:29,833 BY THE WAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, 599 00:33:29,857 --> 00:33:32,903 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SISSY PASQUESE MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS "PRIVATE," 600 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,773 BUT THOSE KIDS OF HERS KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING. 601 00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:38,108 I THINK IT'S NICE THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN SOME PERSPECTIVE. 602 00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,377 YEAH, IN EXCHANGE FOR A CHILDHOOD. 603 00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,980 WHATEVER WE DO, WE'RE NOT GONNA PUT OUR KIDS THROUGH THAT. 604 00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:46,364 PARENTS CAN HAVE A FEW SECRETS. IT'S NOT A BAD THING. 605 00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,771 - I'M SERIOUS. - FINE. WE'LL HAVE SECRETS. 606 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,772 YOU GOT IT. 607 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,180 OKAY. 608 00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:59,163 "PARIS, THE CITY OF DREAMS, THE CITY OF LIGHTS, 609 00:33:59,187 --> 00:34:01,432 THE CITY OF LOVE." 610 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:11,275 SHH SHH SHH. YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE BOYS. 611 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,819 NO, THEY SLEEP THROUGH IT NOW. 612 00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:19,772 OKAY. 613 00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:33,364 IS THIS THE LINE TO PEE? 614 00:34:33,388 --> 00:34:35,321 YEP. 615 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,772 SO THE BIRD'S IN THERE NOW? 616 00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:42,940 - YEAH. - HOW'D IT GET IN THERE? 617 00:34:42,964 --> 00:34:46,610 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO BILLY? HE WAS REALLY UPSET. 618 00:34:46,634 --> 00:34:49,413 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO BILLY. HE HAD SOME THING WITH CLAIRE, 619 00:34:49,437 --> 00:34:52,450 - HE GOT MAD AND HE WALKED OUT. - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 620 00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:54,452 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDA. 621 00:34:54,476 --> 00:34:57,321 I GUESS WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS. YOUR BROTHER WENT FUCKING MENTAL. 622 00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,624 HEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT A FEW SECONDS BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE. 623 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,128 THANKS. 624 00:35:04,152 --> 00:35:06,831 WHY DID YOU FUCKING INVITE THAT GUY? 625 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,649 - I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND. - HE'S NOT. 626 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:11,193 - YOU KNOW, IT REALLY... - EXCUSE ME. 627 00:35:14,829 --> 00:35:17,475 I HATE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT BILLY. 628 00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:20,662 - YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT HE'S GETTING BETTER. - NO, I WON'T. 629 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,847 I HATE THAT HE'S WITH CLAIRE AND IN OUR FUCKING HOUSE. 630 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,982 YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP A SECRET. 631 00:35:25,006 --> 00:35:27,752 LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD JACKIE, SO WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING DEAL? 632 00:35:27,776 --> 00:35:31,155 THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME TELLING MY SUPERVISOR, 633 00:35:31,179 --> 00:35:33,891 AND YOU TELLING OUR ENTIRE FAMILY, WHO ARE NOW LOOKING AT ME 634 00:35:33,915 --> 00:35:36,360 - WONDERING WHEN I'M GONNA LOSE THIS BABY. - JESUS CHRIST! 635 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:40,448 - THIS MORNING I WASN'T EXCITED ENOUGH, NOW I'M TOO EXCITED. - NO, THAT WASN'T EXCITEMENT. 636 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:44,552 - THAT WAS MACHO, AGGRESSIVE MALE BULLSHIT. - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 637 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:48,055 - IT MAKES ME WONDER IF WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. - WE JUST GOT MARRIED. 638 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,893 YEAH, WELL, IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT. 639 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:56,547 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LIGHT A MATCH IN THERE. IT WASN'T ME. 640 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,117 YOU'RE FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT. YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU? 641 00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:02,019 YEAH, WITH A BABY THAT YOU DON'T EVEN WANT. 642 00:36:02,043 --> 00:36:04,121 - BULLSHIT! - YOU DON'T RESPECT ME ENOUGH 643 00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:06,140 TO WAIT UNTIL WE KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT 644 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,325 - BEFORE YOU TELL THE WHOLE WORLD. - SHUT THE FUCK UP! 645 00:36:08,349 --> 00:36:10,583 I NEED TO PEE. 646 00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,720 Jackie and Tom: NATE! 647 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,660 YEAH? 648 00:36:21,863 --> 00:36:24,942 TEQUILA SHOTS IN THE KITCHEN. 649 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,835 GET IN HERE! 650 00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,153 SO YOU STOPPED TAKING IT? 651 00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:38,511 - JUST LIKE THAT? - YEAH. 652 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:44,729 AND YOU FEEL...? 653 00:36:44,753 --> 00:36:47,598 I FEEL A LITTLE TINGLY. 654 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,756 THAT'S ABOUT IT. 655 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,837 WHAT DO THEY GOT YOU ON THESE DAYS? 656 00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:55,506 WELL, THEY JUST SWITCHED ME FROM LITHIUM TO TOFRANIL, 657 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:58,531 IN BETWEEN THE SHOCK TREATMENTS. 658 00:37:00,535 --> 00:37:02,880 WHAT ARE THOSE LIKE? 659 00:37:02,904 --> 00:37:07,223 HONESTLY... I DON'T KNOW. 660 00:37:08,743 --> 00:37:12,523 I GO IN. THEY PUT ME ON A BED. THEY GIVE ME SOME OXYGEN. 661 00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:15,960 THEY SAY, "YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PRICK IN YOUR HAND." THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. 662 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,279 AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UP 663 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,223 WITH THE WORST HEADACHE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. 664 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,820 DO YOU THINK IT'S HELPING? 665 00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:30,208 I THINK THAT... 666 00:37:30,232 --> 00:37:32,977 AS EMILE COUE USED TO SAY, 667 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:37,403 "EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY, I AM GETTING BETTER AND BETTER." 668 00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:42,486 BUT NOT EVERYONE AGREES. 669 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,722 YEAH, IT'S HARD TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 670 00:37:44,746 --> 00:37:46,724 WITH SOMEONE WATCHING ALL THE TIME. 671 00:37:46,748 --> 00:37:49,310 YEAH, IT IS. 672 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,630 BUT WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING, THEN WHERE ARE YOU? 673 00:37:52,654 --> 00:37:54,604 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN? 674 00:38:24,686 --> 00:38:26,831 I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. 675 00:38:26,855 --> 00:38:29,801 - OKAY. - WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THESE TO CLAIRE? 676 00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:32,203 - YEAH, SURE. - THANKS. 677 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,438 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 678 00:38:34,462 --> 00:38:37,308 I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 679 00:38:37,332 --> 00:38:39,265 YEAH. 680 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,557 Brenda: "LOUIE'S WEARING THE GREEN HAT." 681 00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:54,625 - WHO'S THAT? - Maya: LOUIS. 682 00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,527 LOUIS. THAT'S RIGHT. 683 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,196 HEY. 684 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,866 HEY. 685 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:04,351 YOU MUST BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ROUTINE. 686 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,087 YEAH, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL. 687 00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:09,123 OH, COME ON. 688 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,598 WHO'S GOT ON THE BLUE COAT? 689 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,913 - WHO'S THAT? - BEAR. 690 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:19,005 - THE BEAR, THE BEAR. - THE BEAR. 691 00:39:23,144 --> 00:39:26,057 FOR SO MANY YEARS, DAVID WAS ALWAYS THE ONE SAYING, 692 00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:28,108 "COME ON, LET'S HAVE KIDS." 693 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:30,294 AND I WAS THE ONE ON THE FENCE, 694 00:39:30,318 --> 00:39:32,563 BUT NOW THAT IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN, 695 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:37,167 I'M FINALLY REALIZING THAT I'M GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT. 696 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:39,187 OH, IT'LL WORK OUT. 697 00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:42,640 IT'S LIKE I'M ALREADY MISSING THIS KID THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE YET. 698 00:39:42,664 --> 00:39:45,393 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, DAVID'S EXCITED TOO. 699 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,195 OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, NATE TOO. 700 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,820 IT'S A TEAM EFFORT. 701 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,335 I'LL LET YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR MOMENT. 702 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:57,171 SAY "GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH." 703 00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,307 - GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH. - GOOD NIGHT. 704 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,293 ARE YOU SLEEPY, LITTLE ONE? 705 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,461 - COULD YOU TURN THE LIGHT OFF? - OH, YEAH, SURE. 706 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,464 AND CLOSE THE DOOR, THANKS. 707 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:08,466 OKAY, LITTLE ONE, 708 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,318 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT. 709 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,060 MM, RASPBERRY. 710 00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,510 EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE BEER RIGHT NOW. 711 00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:24,148 - HEY. - HEY. 712 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,350 HEY. 713 00:40:26,374 --> 00:40:27,784 GEORGE TOLD ME 714 00:40:27,808 --> 00:40:30,687 THAT BILLY TOLD HIM TO TELL YOU TO GIVE YOU THESE. 715 00:40:30,711 --> 00:40:32,489 BILLY LEFT? 716 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,947 THAT'S WHAT GEORGE SAID. 717 00:40:36,985 --> 00:40:38,963 I'M SORRY. YOU WANT SOME CAKE? 718 00:40:38,987 --> 00:40:40,965 - NO. - COME ON, HAVE SOME. 719 00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:44,690 - HEY, DUDE, LEAVE HER ALONE. - I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, THANKS. 720 00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:48,372 LOOKS LIKE IT'S CAKE TIME. 721 00:40:48,396 --> 00:40:50,207 I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS. 722 00:40:50,231 --> 00:40:54,211 OOH, GOOD. 723 00:40:54,235 --> 00:40:56,602 FUCK. ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL HAVE A PIECE. 724 00:40:57,939 --> 00:41:00,372 HERE YOU GO. 725 00:41:15,322 --> 00:41:18,502 I'M IN HERE. 726 00:41:18,526 --> 00:41:20,955 - HEY. - SORRY. 727 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,658 NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S COOL. 728 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,444 I JUST NEEDED A MOMENT. 729 00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:29,530 YEAH, ME, TOO. 730 00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,632 IS IT GONE? 731 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,952 - YEAH. - FINALLY. 732 00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:37,854 YOU KNOW, MOM AND GEORGE, THEY LEFT. 733 00:41:37,878 --> 00:41:39,857 I'M GETTING A RIDE FROM KEITH AND DAVID. 734 00:41:39,881 --> 00:41:41,514 OH. 735 00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:45,629 TEQUILA? 736 00:41:45,653 --> 00:41:47,603 SURE. 737 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:54,077 THANKS. 738 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,938 IMPRESSIVE. 739 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,041 YEAH, MANY YEARS IN ARIZONA, MUCH TEQUILA. 740 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,698 OH. 741 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:21,031 GOOD BIRTHDAY? 742 00:42:21,055 --> 00:42:23,355 YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 743 00:42:27,095 --> 00:42:29,073 FEEL LIKE ALL I CAN GET OUT OF THIS BIRTHDAY 744 00:42:29,097 --> 00:42:31,430 IS THAT LIFE IS REALLY FUCKING LONELY. 745 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:36,764 YOU HAVE THIS WONDERFUL FAMILY 746 00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:39,472 - AND A BABY ON THE WAY. - I KNOW. 747 00:42:41,843 --> 00:42:44,403 AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING LONELY. 748 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,678 I JUST FEEL LIKE ALL I DO ALL DAY LONG 749 00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:54,248 IS MANAGE MYSELF, 750 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:57,406 TRY TO FUCKING CONNECT WITH PEOPLE. 751 00:42:59,361 --> 00:43:01,439 BUT IT'S LIKE NO MATTER HOW MUCH ENERGY 752 00:43:01,463 --> 00:43:05,076 YOU POUR INTO GETTING TO THE STATION ON TIME 753 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,078 OR GETTING ON THE RIGHT TRAIN, 754 00:43:07,102 --> 00:43:10,381 THERE'S STILL NO FUCKING GUARANTEE THAT ANYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU 755 00:43:10,405 --> 00:43:13,873 TO PICK YOU UP WHEN YOU GET THERE. 756 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,610 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 757 00:43:21,249 --> 00:43:24,761 WELL, I KNOW THAT IF YOU THINK LIFE'S A VENDING MACHINE, 758 00:43:24,785 --> 00:43:27,764 WHERE YOU PUT IN VIRTUE 759 00:43:27,788 --> 00:43:30,033 AND YOU GET OUT HAPPINESS, 760 00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:32,358 THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 761 00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:36,929 I KNOW THAT. 762 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:43,981 IS THAT HOW I SOUND? 763 00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:45,938 A LITTLE. 764 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:56,109 Brenda: NATE! NATE! GET IN HERE! 765 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:59,063 - FUCK! - Tom: I DON'T THINK BELIEVE IT. 766 00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:01,532 Jackie: OH MY GOD! 767 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:04,417 WELL, HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET IN AGAIN? 768 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:07,387 - THROUGH THE WINDOW. - YEAH, WHY WAS THE WINDOW OPEN? 769 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:11,275 'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE BEDROOM. DON'T BE SUCH A JERK. 770 00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:13,393 FUCK OFF. 771 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:15,577 I HAVE TO DO EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING MYSELF. 772 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,135 I HAVE TRIED ALL NIGHT LONG 773 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,137 TO DO THE RIGHT THING BY THIS BIRD, 774 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,839 BUT IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING WITH ME. 775 00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,909 - TRY NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY. - SHUT UP, DAVID. 776 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:32,146 Brenda: NATE! 777 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,647 GET OUT! 778 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,405 Tom: JESUS CHRIST, CHILL. 779 00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:42,873 GET THE MOTHERFUCK OUT! 780 00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:46,382 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE? 781 00:44:47,502 --> 00:44:49,479 SORRY. 782 00:44:49,503 --> 00:44:53,667 I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M PUTTING YOU THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 783 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,986 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I KNOW THAT. - NO, YOU DON'T. 784 00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:59,256 YOU SAY THAT YOU DO, BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME, 785 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,760 YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THIS IS MY FAULT. 786 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,296 YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE LOVE TO ME. YOU DON'T WANNA KISS ME. 787 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,166 - YOU DON'T WANNA BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME! - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 788 00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:12,385 OH, YES, IT IS! 789 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:13,987 RUTH... 790 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:16,957 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 791 00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:20,577 NOBODY GROWS UP THINKING THIS IS THE WAY THEY'RE GONNA TURN OUT TO BE. 792 00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:24,898 IF I COULD CHANGE JUST BY SNAPPING MY FINGERS, 793 00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:27,484 - I'D DO IT. - I KNOW YOU WOULD, GEORGE. 794 00:45:27,508 --> 00:45:29,570 I AM TRYING... 795 00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:33,089 SO HARD TO GET BETTER. 796 00:45:33,113 --> 00:45:36,293 - AND YOU ARE. - BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU! 797 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:39,996 YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AS FAST AS YOU CAN. I KNOW THAT. 798 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,816 I AM SO LUCKY. 799 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,558 I HATE THAT I'M THE LUCKY ONE. 800 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,997 NO ONE'S EVER LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 801 00:45:54,935 --> 00:45:57,736 NOBODY'S EVER BEEN LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 802 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:32,521 IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 803 00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:57,691 RICO, WAKE UP. 804 00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:01,094 BABY, HURRY UP. YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 805 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,096 WHY? 806 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,422 I DON'T WANT THE BOYS TO SEE YOU. IT'LL CONFUSE THEM. 807 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,560 OH. 808 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,864 ALL RIGHT. 809 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:21,148 - I know there's beautiful snow there... - David: NO, THAT'S GREAT. 810 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,384 I JUST, YOU KNOW... 811 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:25,319 THANK YOU. 812 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,854 OKAY, BYE. 813 00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:29,689 WHO WAS THAT? 814 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:33,127 - ROGER. - WHAT DID HE WANT? 815 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:35,295 IT TURNS OUT SISSY WAS THE BOARD CHAIR 816 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:38,665 - OF AN ADOPTION AGENCY ONCE. - YEAH... 817 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,835 SHE CALLED IN A FAVOR, AND SHE SAID WE COULD ADOPT THROUGH THEM, 818 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:45,573 - IF WE STILL WANTED TO. - WE KIND OF MADE A COMMITMENT TO MARY. 819 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:49,059 I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THAT THAT'S REALLY GOING TO WORK OUT. 820 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,061 WE ALWAYS SAID WE'D PURSUE BOTH OPTIONS 821 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:53,464 UNTIL IT MADE SENSE TO STOP, RIGHT? 822 00:47:53,488 --> 00:47:55,687 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 823 00:47:57,992 --> 00:48:00,738 SO NOW ROGER'S YOUR HERO? 824 00:48:00,762 --> 00:48:02,628 A LITTLE. 825 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:11,131 SO YOU GOT LIKE ALMOST NO HAIRCUT YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 826 00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:14,506 HE JUST TOOK A LITTLE OFF THE TOP. 827 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:29,288 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 828 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,612 NOWHERE. I STAYED AT MY HOUSE. 829 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,478 YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY. 830 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:44,548 IT'S OKAY. 831 00:48:44,572 --> 00:48:46,550 I'M NOT MAD. 832 00:48:46,574 --> 00:48:49,736 JUST TELL ME WHO IT WAS. 833 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,239 WAS IT THAT DIVORCED GUY? 834 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,909 - BILLY, COME ON. - I FORGIVE YOU, CLAIRE. 835 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,467 YOU CAN JUST ADMIT IT. 836 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:04,340 JUST... JUST BE HONEST WITH ME. 837 00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:09,979 YEAH, IT WAS HIM. 838 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:14,833 OKAY. 839 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,372 WILL YOU FUCK ME NOW? 840 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,190 - PLEASE. - NO. 841 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,543 - YOU KNOW I FORGIVE YOU, CLAIRE, HMM? - NO. 842 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:32,112 IT'S OKAY. 843 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,114 JUST FUCK ME NOW. 844 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,250 - NO. NO! - COME ON, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 845 00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:40,120 - PLEASE? COME ON. - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! 846 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,371 BUT I FORGIVE YOU. 847 00:49:45,266 --> 00:49:47,626 - COME ON, I NEED TO BE INSIDE YOU. - NO! 848 00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,060 I'M SORRY. 63616

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