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Sometimes, when a friend starts
a new chapter in his life,

there's a domino effect.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Whoo, nice outfit! Is it new?

No, no, I got it months ago,
and then I forgot about it.

And then kenny organized my closet

and found a bunch of great stuff.

Kenny organized your closet?

Don't mock it. I'm an amazing organizer.

I've heard this about
you. No, it's true.

The, uh, memorabilia
store was hyper-organized.

I could never figure out the system.

It was all alphabetized
and put in drawers.

It was intense.

I am telling you, a
well-organized closet

is one of life's underrated
pleasures. Like eggs for dinner.

Or diving into a perfectly still pool.

Or a warm toilet seat.

- Ohh! See? Why?
- Man!

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I don't want to sit here

and think about why your
toilet seat was warm.

Yeah, like, "ah, a
stranger was just here.

I-I can still feel their butt heat."

Okay, can we please change the subject?

Well, I'm trying to convince kenny

to go pro with the closet organizing.

Ah, that's awesome. Man, you should.

I'm taking steps.

I'm gonna start a little
website and see what happens.

Mike: Do you have a domain name?

Because I have, like, 100
names that I claimed years ago.

I could sell you one.

Like what?

I have floopler.com,

uh, faxyourballs.com,

restinpeacebrucejenner.com,
but you can't have that one.

That's my retirement plan.

How did we get from warm
butts to faxing your balls?

It's not that far. It's
like a diagonal crosswalk.

Anyway, I told kenny that he
should do your closet, peej.

In fact, I have a proposal.

You let me organize your
closet in exchange for taking

some before and after
pictures for the website.

Kennysclosets.com? Do you own that?

Yes. Well, I will in about 10 minutes.

Kenny, I would love for
you to organize my closet.

- Yo. Hey!
- Hey!

What did I miss?

Kenny's starting a
closet-organizing business.

Hilarious.

Uh, peej, I need to get with you later

and talk about some stuff.

Okay.

Now's good for me.

Seriously, we were talking about
warm butts and faxing balls.

Um, okay.

Well, there's this loft
building down by the club,

and a space just opened up today,

so, peej, I am officially
giving notice --

I'm moving out.

Wow! Hey!

Brando, that's awesome.

Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty psyched about it.

I mean, you know, I'm also kind of sad

that our successful run's
gonna come to an end.

Hey, don't think of it as an end.

Think of it as an excuse to drink

that really good bottle of
champagne I have in my fridge.

Yeah. I'm really happy for you, man.

And you know it's never
gonna happen, right? What?

Him moving out -- no way.
What are you talking about?

You said you were gonna move
out when you got the deejay job.

You said you were gonna move
out when you lost the deejay job.

You almost moved in
with Wendy -- twice.

Dude, I could set my calendar
by the number of times

you've said you were gonna move out.

You're being ridiculous.

And calendars don't need to be set.

Okay, you know what?

I believe you're gonna do it this time.

I believe you're gonna make this happen.

I believe the cubs are
really gonna do it this year.

Man, too soon.

Yeah, well, I'm moving out, all right?

It's happening. I signed the lease.

I'm gonna sign the lease.

[ Cellphone rings ] Oh, well,
I, uh... I hate to break this up,

but we need to see the doctor.

That sounded way more
provocative than it actually is.

Oh, yeah. No, no. No.

We have a friend who's a doctor
who we're getting coffee with

because, well, Bobby?

Because I am thinking about
going to medical school.

Really? That's awesome, man!

Congratulations, man.
Where did this come from?

The trib has been
downsizing in a big way.

And, you know, maybe I've
just listened to too much u2,

but I want to do something new,

you know, something

where I can really make a
difference in people's lives.

Good for you. Print journalism is dead.

Hey! Not you, peej. You're fine.

So, anyway, I'm looking
at medical school

and maybe teaching,
maybe even law school.

Dr. Bobby. Has a nice ring to it.

Yeah, of course, since he's
not selling matchboxes of weed,

it'll probably be "dr. Newman."

That's awesome, man. You've got guts.

It's definitely a little scary,

but, you know, I'm psyched to
-- to do something rewarding.

Hey, I have a friend

with a start-up
closet-organizing business.

Nice. You pooped on two dreams at once.

Yeah.

Should we get going? Yeah.

Yeah, I got to go, too. Can I tag along?

I need to take some measurements
of p.J.'S closet. Yeah.

Me too, and afterwards, I'm
gonna hang out in her sweatpants.

Oh, you're serious?

Wait, you guys don't
want to watch the match?

World cup's on! What, nobody?

Boopy, do you want to
watch the world cup with me?

It's really fun, and
nobody ever wants to.

No, I'm not gonna sit in a bar

and watch grown men kick a ball around.

It's a beautiful day.

I should be in a mall somewhere.

It brings the world together
in a really cool way --

every continent, every race.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
doesn't mean anything.

That man looks like he's
carved out of marble.

Yeah, that's Brazil. They're one
of the best teams in the world.

And look at that one.

Damn, how come nobody
told me about this?

Okay, okay, they're not
pieces of meat, okay?

These are world-class
athletes. Goal! Goal! Ha!

He's taking off his shirt.
Why is he taking off his shirt?

Well, that's what they
do when they score a goal.

At the end of the game,

they all take their shirts
off and exchange them.

How long do I have to wait for that?

Ah, about two merlots.

Barkeep? [ taps on bar ]

[ Chuckles ]

My gpa was strong,
and I had great mcats,

but I only got
into two schools --

Fairbanks, Alaska, and Grenada.

Wow, so, you had to choose
between snow men and palm trees?

Yeah, and -- and
both really far away.

Well, the big secret about med school is

it doesn't matter where you are,

'cause you're not gonna see anything

but teachers, books, and
cadavers for eight years.

Eight years? Yeah.

[ Pager beeps ] Ooh.

I got to run.

If you do decide to go to med school,

take a long vacation first
and kiss your friends goodbye.

Peej?

Hey, thanks for the coffee, Daphne.

See ya. Thanks.

Wow.

Eight years.

[ Chuckles ]

You know, I don't think
med school is for me.

It's a shame,

'cause I look rowdy in scrubs.

Hey.

Hey.

How's the move coming?

Ah, well, I'm formulating a plan.

Yeah, I figure if I
get it organized first,

when I actually move, I'll only
have to bring the necessities.

That's a big step up

from just shoving everything
into garbage bags, huh?

That's plan "b." Check this out.

[ Chuckles ]

The one and only copy of
viscous circle, my 'zine.

Oh, man.

Remember desktop publishing?

You see? This is the
danger of organizing.

You don't want to get too
bogged down in all the stuff

or you'll never get it all packed.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Oh, my Jesus action figure!

Where you been, buddy?

Jesus action figure? What does he do?

He's Jesus. He can do anything.

Hey, the closet organization has begun.

Come check it out.

Hey, you should get kenny to help you.

He is a professional.

[ Chuckles ] That still cracks me up.

[ Grunts ]

[ Imitates rocket launching ]

Oh, my God.

Okay, I need you to go
through this pile here.

Anything you haven't worn in
the last year gets chucked.

Okay, let's slow down here, okay?

We're not chucking
anything. [ chuckles ]

Even this?

No! My grandma gave that to me! Clearly.

Okay, kenny, this is insane, all right?

You said you were gonna
clean out my closet,

not...Tear apart my entire bedroom.

I decided to upgrade you
to the "master cleanse."

Okay, first of all, come
up with a better name.

Second of all, no, just the closet.

[ Slaps hand ] And I'm
not throwing anything out.

Fine.

What about these boxes over here?

Oh, you know, those are
Bobby's. Okay, I'll unpack them.

No, kenny.

Yeah, just now with his
new plans and everything,

we don't know how long
he's gonna be here,

so just...

Deal with my stuff, okay?

Whoa, peej, when were you
in earth, wind and fire?

Be nice.

It's from her grandmother,

the color-blind safari enthusiast.

What's going on? Oh, I
wanted to show you this.

- Ha ha ha!
- Ah! Right?

The classic "mike Callahan refuses
to let go of the ski rope" photo.

Legs and water everywhere.

[ Giggles ]

Hey, when are your movers coming?

[ Clicks tongue ] Ohh.

Movers.

[ Sighs ]

[ Slaps hand ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

What are you guys doing
here? It's 8:00 A.M.

Yeah, we're just grabbing
a bite before the game.

Yeah, I had two snakebites and
beans on toast at about 5:30.

I got to right the ship.

At 5:30?

The world cup has no clock.

Except for, of course, the clock.

Brazil is gonna go off today!

Mm, huh?

She has world cup
fever! I gave it to her.

You?

What's so funny? [
laughing ] I don't know.

It's just weird.

It would be like Mike
being into cat grooming

or Brando watching "ellen."

Or Bobby becoming a doctor.

Uh, yeah, actually, I don't know
if that's gonna happen anymore,

not since we met with my doctor friend.

Is he handsome? Uh, "she." Sexist.

Is she hot? No. Sexist.

Yeah, I think Bobby
got a little scared away

when he really thought about just
how long it takes to become a doctor.

He has other options, right?

Yeah, but what I never realized

was that Bobby going to grad school

could mean Bobby going to
grad school really far away.

No, he wouldn't do that, would he?

I don't know. He might
not have a choice.

Oh, man, that sucks.

Steph, uh, we got to go.

Next match is about to start,

and the world cup waits for no man,

not even if they need coffee.

Let's do it! Eu sou brasileiro!

Com muito Amor!

Ah!

See ya!

™º olé, olé, olé ♺

it's nice for your old
Professor to meet us.

Yeah, Professor daily was the best, too.

I'm excited to hear what he's got to say

about me going into teaching.

Oh, God, you'd be a natural.

Bobby?

Hey!

Professor, it's so good to see you.

This is my girlfriend, p.J.

Very nice to meet you.

Oh, you too. Bobby
speaks so highly of you.

We'll have to see if
we can't change that.

[ Laughter ]

How are you, Bobby? What's on your mind?

Well, I have been thinking
about getting into academia,

and I kind of wanted to
pick your brain about it.

Don't do it. Run away.

I'm sorry?

Academia is hell.

You Chase tenure, only to get it,

and then you realize it's a prison.

He's colorful. Did I
mention how colorful he is?

Bobby, you remember Rick redick?

Of course. Yeah, he was
my t.A. -- Brilliant guy.

Yeah, well, he is now a Professor

at mineral valley community college.

Have you heard of it? Uh, no.

Exactly.

It's tragic.

Jobs are scarce.

It's the -- it's the
only choice that he had.

But if you could do it all over?

I'd buy Google at $15 a
share and become a carpenter.

[ Laughs ]

Anything to get away from this hellhole.

Well...

Good chat.

[ Bobby sighs ]

Well, so far, I'd say the score is

upper education -- zero, get
a job at the carnival -- one.

Hey, Brando, how's the move coming?

I found my old walkman
and an old mix tape!

I put some new batteries
in! I'm in heaven!

Well, looks like the move
kind of stalled out there, huh?

Dude, "spoonman" by
soundgarden still holds up!

Hey, uh, Brando, I talked to
the guy at the corner store.

He said he has a ton of extra boxes

and you're welcome to them.

Sounds good!

I also -- I ate a baby panda
for lunch, bones and all.

It was really delicious. Right on!

Give me a thumbs up if you
like to wear ladies underpants.

Yeah!

All right, I got to get going.

I'm going to the white sox
game with my lawyer buddy, Tim.

Oh, that'll be fun.

Yeah, it should be interesting
to hear about how law school

is a long and expensive
dead-end road. I'm sorry.

I really thought this
search was gonna be,

you know, empowering and fun.

Well, who knows?

Maybe what I take away from all of this

is that I shouldn't go back to school.

Look, you are still a great journalist.

Well, I obviously have
a lot to think about.

I hate when I have a lot to think about.

Dude, "barracuda" by
heart -- best song ever.

Hey, ladies underpants.

And pantyhose!

Whoo! Whoo!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Gasps ]

It's amazing!

My closet looks like it could
be in Martha Stewart living.

[ Scoffs ] Martha's a hack.

Each pair of shoes
has its own little box

with a photo in front?

Arranged from
casual to formal --

uggs up top, pumps at the bottom.

Where are my crocs?

Ah, don't worry about that.

[ Gasps ]

I do not know how that happened.

And my ugly Christmas sweater.

It's for
ugly-christmas-sweater parties.

Is it?

Anyway, I have an idea how
to incorporate Bobby's stuff

into --
no, no.

We're definitely keeping
Bobby's stuff in boxes.

But when brendan moves
out, why not just --

I think we should wait to
see if that's gonna happen.

Okay, but these boxes can't
just stay piled up over here.

They're drawing focus
away from the closet.

Kenny, the boxes are fine, okay?

Look, I really appreciate
what you did to the closet.

But we're done. We're not
changing anything else.

Okay, crazy person?

Me? I'm not the one who had my bathing
suits mixed in with my sweaters.

[ Chuckles ]

Goal! Goal!

Goal!

[ Laughs ]

Uh, Stephanie layne?

Fabiano is the man!

What's happening here?

Brazil is what's happening.

They just won the match in an
overtime shootout. Oh, my God.

You just said something
about sports that made sense.

What did you do to her?

She's the only one who's understood me.

Mm! Oh, hey!

How's Bobby doing
with his career search?

Oh, man, he's kind of bummed.

Turns out there's a lot of
overeducated people out there

who really don't enjoy their jobs.

Not me. I love my job.

She said "overeducated." Zing!

And honestly, I really like
living together, you know?

And I hate the idea of him going off

to East god-knows-where
for grad school.

East
god-knows-where?

I met a girl once in
East god-knows-where.

No, you didn't. All right.

Well, have you told Bobby how you feel?

Oh, God, no. No, no, no.

I don't want to be one of those

don't-follow-your-dream,
stay-at-home-with-me girls.

Well, it sounds like
maybe you won't have to.

Yeah, it might all just go away.

Just like brendan's move.
Well, maybe you're right.

'Cause then I get credit
for being supportive,

and I get to keep my boyfriend.

It's hard to think about
losing something you love.

Like Cameroon is this
close to being eliminated,

and what am I supposed
to do, root for the dutch?

Ugh! Can you imagine? No!

Oh, my God, I'm on the outside
of a sports conversation.

Sucks, doesn't it?

Hey, guys. Hey. Hey.

Hey, babe. How was the game?

It was great! We had an awesome time!

Yeah? Nice to get your mind
off things for a bit? Yeah.

And the best part is I think I
figured out what I want to do.

I'm gonna go to law school.

I'm gonna be a lawyer.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Oh!

Dude, that's awesome. The
world needs more lawyers.

Absolutely. Yeah!

Well, well. Changes are put!

Shouldn't we be celebrating?

Or at least drinking?

Absolutely! You know what?

There is actually a bottle of
good champagne in the fridge

that was supposed to be for
celebrating brendan moving out, but...

Kenny! We're opening champagne!

Come out of the closet!

Mike: It's gonna be
awkward for Stephanie,

but I think we can all agree it's time.

Three days. You managed to go three whole
days without making the most obvious joke.

That's friendship, and I thank you.

You're welcome. It was hard.

What are we celebrating?

Well, Bobby is going to law school.

Hey, that's great news! Congrats!

Thanks, buddy. I'm
pretty excited about it.

It'll be nice to have
a friend who's a lawyer

when the "s" goes down.

Well, I mean, it's probably
gonna take a couple years,

so you might want to
keep your "s" together.

What made you decide on law school?

Well, my buddy Tim made me realize

that, after three short years,

a law degree could take you to
a bunch of different places --

public defender, politics, FBI.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Dude, FBI!

You got to go with FBI!

You can wear my "female
body inspector" shirt.

Bobby, that's awesome.

Yeah, I'm psyched, man.

I feel like I'm at the beginning
of this great adventure,

and I have no idea
where it's gonna take me.

Wow. You know what?

This is gonna blow brendan's mind, huh?

Where is he?

Gone. He moved out.

Yeah, right.

See for yourself.

Son of a bitch. He did it.

Oh, my God. I can't believe it.

He actually did it. That's amazing.

Yeah, but how?

I mean, the guy spent the last two days

reading old letters and
looking through view-masters.

Ah, he was cocooning.

That's what men do before a big move.

I'm pretty sure that's caterpillars.

We're all related.

But he didn't even have any boxes.

He took Bobby's. He stole my boxes?

Well, then where's your stuff? Don't
worry about it. I took care of it.

You moved his stuff in?

I told you not to
do that! P.J. --

how many times did I tell you
to keep his stuff separate?

I could not have been more clear that
I didn't want you moving his stuff in!

Would you calm down?
I didn't move Bobby in.

I took his stuff, and I put it
in a pile where the boxes were.

Okay. Good.

Hmm.

But I am living here.

Aren't I?

I mean, yes and no. You
know, not officially.

So, if Bobby's boxes get unpacked,

then he's officially living here? Yes.

And that's a bad thing?

Evidently.

Well, no, I'm...

Okay, I'm -- I'm just trying
to be the good girlfriend here.

I just don't want you to feel trapped.

No, I-I don't feel trapped.

A little confused
maybe, but not trapped.

Okay. Wait, I'm sorry.

Okay, so, what --
what are you saying?

You want to, like, move in

and -- and --
and, you know,

have some sort of future together

and turn brendan's room into a nursery?

Whoa, what?

I bet he's starting to feel trapped now.

I mean, no, but that's the point.

You're going away, you know?

And you're going to law school.

And I don't want to stand
in the way of that dream.

Is that what this is about?
You think I'm gonna move?

Peej, part of the reason
that I picked law school

was so I could stay here... with you.

Really?

Yes.

Listen, we may be poor now,

but my family was quite rich once.

We built wings on law schools.

This city is lousy with
Newman family wings, trust me.

So...

You're not gonna move
to East god-knows-where?

No.

Good. It's far. I used
to date a girl from there.

No, you didn't. All right.

You know, I was kind of hoping
that, now that Brando's gone,

there would be room for me here.

Ohh.

Well, I mean, your boxes are here, so...

Yes! That's great news!

Dude, you're more excited than Bobby.

Of course. I already moved
Bobby's stuff into her closet.

You're gonna want to check the garbage.

He is ruthless.

Why he had terry-cloth
shorts, I'll never know.

I just bought those at American apparel!

Well, now they're in heaven
with your roller skates.

Okay, the champagne's
not getting any colder,

so...Here's a little toast
to Bobby and law school.

And to you two officially
living together.

And to Brazil, 'cause
they're so much faster

on the outside than anybody else.

That is weird.

Hey, sports fans.

All: Hey!

Hey, how's your new pad?

Oh, it's awesome, dude. Huge.

I can ride my bike around in there,
like "quicksilver" style. Huh?

Underrated Kevin bacon film
from the '80s, and it is...

- Awful!
- Awesome!

Dude, I can't believe you moved out.

Come on! Was there ever any doubt?

Memory lane kept getting
longer and longer.

And I can't believe you
didn't ask us to help you.

Man, I've pushed your
albums in that shopping cart

all over this city.

I got movers. What can I say?

I'm an adult in an adult place.

Oh, speaking of which, um,

does anybody have an
extra vacuum cleaner?

Or a lamp?

She does. I found that in her closet.

No, thanks.

What's the champagne for?

Bobby is going to law school.

Hilarious.

So, who wants to check out the new pad?

Stephanie: I do. Yeah!

Yeah!

P.J.: when friends start
new chapters in their lives,

sometimes it inspires you to
take a look at your own life.

And before too long,

you find yourself starting
your own new chapter.

Wait! South Korea and Argentina!

It's on, baby! Ha ha!

It's on!

Ha ha!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both talking indistinctly ]

Oh, yeah!

Let's take our shirts off...
Just like they do on tv.

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