All language subtitles for Lake.Fear.2.The.Swamp.2016

- [Radio Weatherman] Sea surface temperature was 85 degrees.

A few weak tornadoes
possible this afternoon.

Scattered to numerous
thunderstorms expected.

- Please don't die.

Oh my god

Please, please!

- Alright let's do it.
Three, Two.

- Good evening Miami,
I am Diane Dennings

reporting from Sawgrass
Recreational Park,

the site of this years annual
python capturing contest.

Where hundreds of
people will gather

to earn up to $500 and
to help bring balance

to an ecosystem ravaged
by the introduction

of invasive Burmese Pythons.

It is also the last known where abouts of several missing persons.

Most recently, two spring
breakers from Vermont,

who just went missing
here three weeks ago.

The Everglades Sheriff's office
has now officially called off the search

for these two young
college students.

- Anna my love.
- Yes?

- Can you lather me?
- Of course.

- Oh, ha ha ha.
- Why you passing it?

- [Anna] So why isn't
Derek at the beach?

- He just, he'll go to that bar himself.
- We could go to Orlando?

- I love roller coasters.
- Were gonna--

- [Tanya] Disneyland?
- We came all the way from California

to go to Disney over here.
- Yeah, really. - What the fuck?

- [Patrick] Nicole's so sexy.
- Aw, so you want it though?

- [Patrick] Yeah, I wish
I knew how to talk to her.

- If you want it, you
gotta take it brother.

It ain't about talking,
look, look at me man.

She just wants some of that Patrick D,
alright brother?

- I have something to tell you.
- What?

- You can't say anything though, okay?
- I kind of think that Patrick's cute.

- Really?
- You guys would be so cute together.

- I don't know.
I think I'm just gonna make him sweat a little bit,

but don't say anything.
- [Jocelyn] Okay.

- What about like sky diving?
- [All] Skydiving?

- Yeah, let's go wild.
- [Leah] That'd be fun.

- You gotta make the
first move though man.

Now don't be a pussy,
don't hold back.

None of this, I'm writing
poetry and some shit.

If your gonna write poetry,
write poetry with your dick.

- When we got here and I was
like freaking out that, that,

I got this like little
slutty bikini and I thought

I was going to be on my period.

But then it, it just like
didn't come, when we got here.

- You're late?
- Yeah, it's been like a couple of months.

- What the fuck, Toni?
- A couple months?

Have you even told him?
- Derek?

- He's a sweet heart.
You're lucky.

- [Toni] Hey babe.
- [Derek] Hey babe what's up?

You guys are at the beach?
- Yeah, no, were still here.

- Is Tyler There?
- [Toni] Yo, Tyler, phone.

- Derek, yeah he
wants to talk to you.

- Hey Derek, what's up man?
- You gotta get down here.

There's a hot body contest.
Bro, it's about to go down.

Get over here.
- Yo, we'll be right there.

Alright man, see ya in a second.

Hey yo guys, we're here
on spring break right?

Let's go get some
drinks next door.

Were going next door
real quick, to the bar.

Come on, hurry up.

- Spring break, spring break, 2015,
Hunter's bar here on the beach.

If you came to get fucked up today,
let me hear you make some noise!

- Ladies, ladies, ladies
leave your self respect

at home, get your ass on the
god damn stage right now.

- Yo, you should go up there.
- [Ivan] Ladies, let's go, one, two, three.

- [Tanya] What?
- No way.

No.

- [Marcus] Come on.
- [Tanya] I'm not going up there.

I can't do that.
- [Marcus] Yes, yes you can.

- [Ivan] It's spring break 2015.
Come on bitches, make some noise.

Come on,
give us some excitement. Come on.

- Let's go, let's move it.
Get on your horses..

- Hey!
- What's up?

- Four, three, two, one.

Yeah, make some noise,
make some noise.

- Now we are just getting
warmed up right now,

just about to get the
wet t-shirt contest going

but first something's
wrong here.

Come on people,
come on, come on.

- [Crowd] Take it off!
Take it off!

Take it off!
[Crowd cheers]

- Whoa whoa, hold up.
What are you doing here?

- [Ivan] Come on and
let me hear some noise.

- [Crowd] Leah, Leah, Leah.

- [Ivan] Spring break 2015.
If you want to see some ass and titties,

come on, let me hear
you make some noise.

We've got a new contestant.
Hello there, blondie, what's your name?

- Leah.
- We got the sexy Leah, everybody make some noise.

- [Crowd] Leah, Leah,
Leah, Leah, Leah!

- Come on, come on!
[Crowd cheers]

- [Crowd] Leah, Leah,
Leah, Leah, Leah!

- If you like my very sexy latin lady here,
go on make some noise.

Wah, wah, wah.

Go ahead baby, you
ain't got to go home,

but you got to get
the hell out of here.

If you like my other sexy latin lady then make some noise.
Make some noise!

If you like my California
dream babe, blondie over here,

Leah, then make some
noise, make some noise.

- [Crowd] Leah,
Leah, Leah, Leah!

- I don't think we
need to keep on going.

Sorry ladies, we got our
two winners right here.

Get off the stage.

Alright y'all.
You win a $100 bar tab.

Hey yo Hunter, go ahead and
hook up my sexy girl here.

Go on girl.

- [Tyler] Buy me some drinks.

- Oh look, here we go.

I picked this up for you.
- Yo.

- On the way over.
- You guys look fuckin' wasted.

- [Derek] Yeah we are.
- What are you guys doing here?

- [Derek] We're on spring break.
- Spring Break!

All the way down the line.
Spring break.

- So what have you been doing?
- Just hanging out at the beach.

- How often do you come here?
- We come here every year.

We do the same thing every time.

- I don't know, I don't know how to work this.
- You take off the little top thing,

- This is a first.
- You sit, and you pee on it.

- On this thing right here?

- And we'll wait like two minutes, it will all be over.
- So?

- Every year we come down here.
We do the same thing, we go to the same beaches,

we see the same girls.
We do the same thing.

I'm looking for something new.
- Oh my god, you can't do the same thing

every time you come here.
- Hold up, this is like the holy fucking mecca

of sluts up in her.
Did you not see the stage over there?

- What? What about your girlfriend?
- No offense, no fucking offense.

- What about your girlfriend?
- [Tyler] What about my?

- What does it say, what does
it say, what does it say?

- Wow.

- Have you ever been to the Everglades?
- No.

- I don't think so.
- No, I don't think so.

- I've not been.
- It's pretty cool.

- I want to hear what she says.
- My friend Henry, he's got an establishment.

It's an airboat ride place.
He would give you a killer deal.

- Wow, I fucked up.

- Now what you gotta do, is go
out there, you catch snakes.

It's like quick, quick money.

- Catch one, five hundred dollars.
- Let's go outside.

Breathe, and figure it out.

- Yeah, Yeah,
- Yeah, let's, let's throw that away.

Throw that deep, deep in the trash.
- It's like.

- And let's go.
- Dude, we should go.

- He'll show you.
He knows where all the snakes are.

He knows where all the snakes are.
- Let's go, we're going.

- [Hunter] If I had these two.
- Alright fuck it, let's go.

- Yes!

- Alright, alright, alright.
You know what fuck it, Derek.

Take it down bro.
This is your thing, this your deal.

- So we were talking to the bartender,
they told us this great idea,

why not go out to the Everglades.
We can take an airboat tour,

we can see the Everglades,
we can see some gators, some snakes.

- Yes.
- [Derek] Do something new.

Come on.
- Tell them the best part about going there.

- If we get one snake.
We catch it, five hundred dollars.

It could basically pay for the whole trip.
- Five hundred dollars.

- Alright, hey, hey, hey,
listen up, listen up, listen up.

Hey hey alright, alright,
I'm gonna make a fucking ruling here, alright.

You know what, nature boy over
here wants to take a hike.

It can't be so bad for
an afternoon, alright.

Let's go get fucked
up in the Everglades.

Oh, and your paying for this by the way.
- [Derek] Alright, dude I got this.

Let's go.

- Well hello.
Everyone say hi.

- Hey!

- Spring break for ever.

- [Tanya] That's why we're sitting next to the titty queen.
- Oh my god.

- [Marcus] Tit queen!
Oohh, with the free drinks.

And then this motherfucker had to come with the worst idea ever.

Why the fuck are we going to the Everglades, you guys?
- Yeah, why are we going?

- [Marcus] For some, for some god damn snakes?
- And five hundred dollars.

- We can go to
the beach at home.

- What do I look like in the
Everglades catching snakes?

- [Patrick] How many snakes do you want to catch?
- At least five.

- Al Capone put all his bodies here.
- [Derek] Really?

- Yes.
- [Derek] But nobody ever found them, cause gators ate 'em.

- I haven't even thought about the gators,
'cause I was stuck on the snakes.

Thanks.
- [Nicole] Are you gonna catch some snakes with us?

- I got my snake.
- [Nicole] You two hold hands, aww.

- [Girls] Aww!

- [Anna] Oh oh, look at these cuties.
- Stop!

- I think you guys look cute together I'm not gonna lie.
- We are just friends.

- [Tyler] Patrick, are you a pussy or are you a bro, dog?
- [Patrick] A bro!

- [Tyler] You're a bro?
- [Patrick] I'm a bro.

- Tell me!
- I'm a bro!

- Yeah! We're bro's!
- [Patrick] Yeah!

- Wasted in the wild.
- Well, we're here.

Might as well have some fun.
- Right.

- Until somebody gets eaten, whoo!
- Until a snake bites me in the ass.

- Yes, and Derek sucks it out.

- [Marcus] If he doesn't, I know you got me, right?
- [Tanya] Yeah whatever.

- [Derek] I'm surprised we found this place.
- [Marcus] Yeah.

- [Jocelyn] Yes, hey.

- [Nicole] Oh my god.
Let me out of this car. You guys are sweaty.

- [Jocelyn] I know right?
- [Tyler] God damn.

- [Patrick] Check it out.
- [Nicole] Be careful boys.

- [Marcus] Shit.
- We're here, boy.

- [Derek] Yeah, yeah.
- Alright, who wants to grab my bags.

You know what, Patrick
can grab my bag.

- [Jocelyn] I'm ready to have some snakes.
I want to see some titties.

- [Derek] Hey, you stoked we came?
- [Jocelyn] This is not a good idea.

- [Tyler] It doesn't look
like a good idea right now.

- [Derek] This is the best
idea we've had all trip.

- [Jocelyn] There's
sand going everywhere.

- [Tyler] Hey yo, Henry.
Henry, ho!

- Hey.
- [Tyler] Hey how you doing.

You Henry?
- Ah no.

Hold on for a second.
Henry Gerald.

- [Henry] Yeah.
- [Ticket Man] Come over here, we got some kids for you.

- [Henry] Some kids?
- [Ticket Man] Yeah.

- Yes sir, what can we do for you this afternoon?
- [Tyler] Hey, how you doing?

Yeah, you're Henry right?
- Cus, cousin, cousin Henry?

- Yeah, Henry Gerald,
I've got aliases you know. [Laughing]

- You know we just wanted to come out here and have a good time.

We're looking to get a,
you know, rowdy, a little,

have a little more fun then we were having.
We want to do something different.

It was this kids idea.
Your cousin sent us down here to see about some,

some Everglade tour, some,
some boat action or what not.

- [Derek] We want to see some some snakes.
- [Tanya] And the sights.

- This man wants to see some snakes.
- [Derek] Yeah, I want to see some snakes.

- Yeah, well you know, we
do have snakes and gators

out here, but I, I, but hate
to tell you all guys this,

but you know but because of the bad weather,
we've shut down for the day, you know.

- Yeah we came.
- [Derek] We came all the way from the beach.

- We drove, fuckin'
like, thirty minutes.

- Let me take a look at some
of the girls you got with you,

well, we might be able to work something out.
Oh yeah, I like that.

- Oh yeah, I bet, not this one.
[Laughing]

- So if it was to get a little
bit of water in us out here,

it would really look better, huh?
- It would, it would.

- A lot better.
- [Tyler] Uh oh.

- I tell ya, are
you students okay?

- A hundred and fifty cash and the best time of your life.
- Yeah.

- Will you?
- We came to party.

- Alright.
- [Nicole] Promise me their won't be a lot

of snakes there, right?
- There won't be more then we can handle now,

I'll promise you that.
- [Derek] What else are we going to see?

- [Henry] Well, there's some wild people.
- For real?

- Wild people?
- We the wildest yo, we the, we the, we the gorillas!

- [Anna] We're the wild ones.
Yeah!

- The gorillas, the gorillas!
- Yeah, you're a great group,

I'd be glad to take you out for a little bit.
- [Derek] You'll take us out?

- Yeah, well thank you captain Henry, my man.
- [Derek] Let's do it.

You really came through.
- Alright, let's do it, yo.

- [Derek Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go!

- Watch your step now down here.
- Be some gators.

- Let's go.
- Sounds good to me.

- [Anna] Everybody butts heads, we're going.
- Watch you're step getting in.

Don't fall in face first,
you'll get all scarred up,

and nobody want to
look at ya anymore.

[Foreboding music]
- Let's go!

- Let's do it.

- Well, these cuts like this
is where the alligators build their nest.

The fact is a nest right
back down in there,

kinda of a hollow
spot, they like this,

because the big open are
like this right here,

and they can see any
predators coming.

You don't very often see them
out there in that thick stuff

because they can't see what's coming on.
- [Nicole] What's that smell?

- [Henry] Well you might not want to know, that, that,
well two things.

It's not an aligator okay,
the truth of the matter is

this is decaying
vegetation out here

that's causing this smell.
- [Tyler] Hey, my man?

- [Henry] Yes sir.
- [Tyler] Hey, when a, these snakes

where they hiding out at?
- Well, we're gonna go on over here.

By the ridge of grass over
here, and I've seen a few

of them over there, so we gonna go look for 'em,
on that side over there.

Look down there in the grass.

It's a cat tail, what
they call a cat tail.

If you look real close you'll see one of those snakes coiled up right there.

It's about six feet from
us, big old snake coiled up,

right there.
A little bit further, little further out,

you're looking a little bit to close to the boat,
little further out.

Yep, curled up
there, kind of green

with some black stripes in it,

that's called an
Everglades green snake.

They get pretty big out here.
- [Anna] Are they venomous?

- Yes they are.
If they bite you on the ass I'll suck the venom out for you.

[Group laughs]
- [Tyler] I like this guy.

I like this fucking guy.
- [Anna] I still don't see him.

- Well, you could just walk out there I guess,
find it that way.

Just pretend that your going
in there for a skinny dipping,

just take your clothes off,
run right on up in there.

Yeah, we do it out
here all the time.

- [Tanya] How deep does it go?

- [Tyler] Yeah, Derek my man.
Derek you a pussy or you a bro?

- [Derek] Come on Tyler.
- You and me, let's go.

- You a pussy or you a,
you, I know I'm a bro.

Oh yo, step right up, this is your plan,
this is your idea, brother.

- It's not like their even
gonna catch it anyways.

I don't know what the big deal is.
- [Henry] It's about six foot out.

- Oh, you're so sweet.

- They're not gonna
catch any snakes.

Oh, there's a small one, I'm
scared, where's the big ones.

- [Henry] About a foot
and a half out here.

- Whatever, the boat ride's
kind of fun but this is dumb.

- [Leah] The boat
ride is more then fun.

- [Henry] Let's move on,
there's gotta be more out here.

- Here's something of interest.

An old camp out in
here in the Everglades.

It goes back many, many years.

It was actually
started back in 1953.

There's a lot of history behind
it, and it's not all good.

It was actually it was started
by hunters that used to

live out here and make
their living out here

and a lot of people have
been injured out here,

and it's been said
that a few have died.

At least one man
tried to burn it down.

But not too many people want to go in there,
because you just don't know.

It's just one of them places
that I've kind of shunned

and stayed away from
because it's just bad karma.

- Does anyone live there?
- Oh no, nobody lives there.

I mean, no, nobody in their
right mind lives there.

It hasn't been well taken
care of, so I just tend

to stay away from it myself
cause you just don't never know

what's gonna happen next out
here next in the Everglades.

A lot of people carry guns with them
because they've had some real bad stories.

- It's a fucking tourist
story alright, calm down.

- [Toni] It sounds like a secret party that

no one knows about
except for us.

- [Henry] Yeah, that'd be an
awesome party right there.

- [Nicole] I think I'll just stay in the boat.
- [Tanya] I'm with her on that one.

- [Nicole] I'll be fine.
- Well.

- [Nicole] Head home, you know.
- Yeah, we got some weather moving in,

so it'd probably be a good time for us to start working our way back in.

- Yeah guys, I mean, my drunk is faded,
let' go get some booze.

- Yes.
- Derek, good idea but I think you know.

- Don't want to be
out here after dark.

- [Derek] Hell no, definitely not.
- [Tanya] We can all agree, we don't want that.

- [Marcus] Oh no, fuck that.
- [Derek] Even I don't want to be here at dark.

- [Tyler] Yeah fuck your snakes.

- [Jocelyn] You're so funny.

- [Derek] Is everything good?
- [Marcus] Oh that's awesome.

- [Derek] What happened?
- [Tyler] Yo, quit dicking around.

- The break jams out of the way, now so.
- [Anna] Oh, he's fucking with us.

- No big deal.
- [Toni] Come on Gerald.

- [Anna] What?
- [Tyler] I swear to God,

if this fucking boat doesn't start.
- [Derek] Is everything okay?

- [Toni] Has this happened before?
- Like is it normal for you boat to die?

- [Marcus] Fuck that, what's wrong with the boat?
- [Tyler] Come on, my man.

- [Nicole] Are you
sure you're okay?

- Junk Japanese shit.

Raggedy ass boat, this
thing always been,

one damn damn problem
after the other.

- Henry my man, I mean, oh come
on it's cool, it was funny,

but, like, let's go, brother.

- He doesn't look okay.

- [Henry] Damn it!

Ah shit.

- [Marcus] We're in the
middle of bum fuck nowhere.

- [Tankya] What can we do like.
- [Jocelyn] Oh my god.

- [Toni] Maybe, don't, don't stand.
- [Nicole] Tyler, be careful, just sit down.

- [Tyler] Hey man, you alright?

Yeah we gotta get back,
can drive this thing?

- [Anna] Does anybody have
water in their backpack?

- Somebody got some water.

Get it, hurry up.
Give him the fucking water bottle.

What you got?
- What do you need in here?

You sick or some shit?
- You need a [stutters].

- [Tanya] Just open it and maybe we can guess.
- [Tyler] I can't fucking open it.

- [Tanya] Just try it.

- [Tyler] Shit!
Hey, hey, Henry, Henry, Henry.

Henry, Henry!

- [Jocelyn] Get him up on his,
get him up, make sure he can breathe!

- [Tyler] Fucking Christ, Henry!
Look in the box, the fucking box, look

for a pill bottle or some shit.
Yo Henry!

- [Nicole] Henry, are you okay?!
[Kids yelling over one another]

- [Anna] Pills probably!
- [Marcus] A fucking flashlight.

- [Nicole] Does anybody know CPR?
- [Jocelyn] Why is this happening?

- [Marcus] Fuck!
- [Nicole] I can't get his pulse.

- [Jocelyn] Oh my god.

- [Anna] Give him CPR,
somebody give him CPR.

Tyler do something.

- What? Stop yelling at me it's not my fault.
- [Anna] Tyler do something.

- What do want me to do.
- [Marcus] Dude, calm the fuck down.

We gotta get the fuck outta here.
- [Jocelyn] This is all your fucking fault.

- [Tyler] I know we do!
[Kids yelling]

- Hey, hey.
- Hey, calm down!

- [Tyler] Alright. Fuck.
- [Marcus] Try and start the fucking boat.

- [Tanya] Give him CPR!
Does anybody have service?

- [Marcus] My phone's dead.
- [Nicole] Oh my god.

- [Jocelyn] There's no signal.
- [Anna] Does anyone else have a signal?

- [Patrick] Did you check for a radio?
- [Marcus] Check this shit!

- [Tanya] Radio, flare,
flashlights, anything?

- [Marcus] We got a flashlight, guys.
Okay worst case scenario we got a flashlight.

- Hey!
- [Jocelyn] It's already gone.

- [Anna] No flares.
- Hey come on, can you hear me?

- [Nicole] There's literally nothing in here.
- I can't even open this.

Tyler, look a medical kit.
- [Nicole] He has fucking head phones, that's it.

- I don't know what the fuck to do with it.
- We're running out of daylight,

let's at least make it to the cabin,
so we have shelter at least.

We're in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

- [Derek] Dude, we can't
stay here all night.

- [Anna] I don't want
to get off the boat.

- [Toni] Did you not
hear what he said though?

- [Marcus] We're in a boat in the middle of nowhere.
We need to do something!

Okay let's go.

- We're gonna get in this water?

- [Derek] Let's do it,
we only have one option.

- [Toni] Which is?
- [Derek] We gotta make it to there!

- [Toni] How?
- [Derek] It's right there.

We can make it.

- [Tanya] Oh, oh my gosh,
don't get in there. Oh my god.

Be careful.

- [Anna] Don't you
hop in there, too.

- [Tanya] Oh my god, ah!

- [Jocelyn] My shoe's stuck!

- [Marcus] Let's go,
one foot in front of the other, guys, let's go, let's go.

- [Jocelyn] I lost my shoe!

- [Tanya] Oh my God.
I lost it, it's gone.

- [Jocelyn] This isn't funny, guys,
this isn't funny, this isn't funny.

- [Tyler] Just give me your hand,
give me your fucking hand.

- [Jocelyn] I can't.
- [Tyler] Give me your hand, let's just go.

- [Jocelyn] Oh my god!
[Screaming]

- [Anna] We're almost there, we're almost there.
- [Derek] Keep moving!

- [Nicole] It's just grass.
- [Derek] Keep moving!

- [Nicole] It's just grass.
[Girls screaming]

- [Tanya] Almost,
almost, almost.

- [Jocelyn] Oh my God!

- [Marcus] This fucking sucks.
Fuck you Derek!

- [Derek] Is everyone here?
- [Anna] There's water in everything.

- [Leah] Are you alright?
- [Jocelyn] My leg.

- [Tyler] You stupid idiot!
[Kids yelling]

- Stop!

- [Tyler] I'll kill you!
I'll fucking kill you!

- [Derek] Get the fuck away from me!
- [Anna] Stop, stop, stop, no.

- [Nicole] This is not the time!

- [Patrick] Chill, chill, chill.

- [Marcus] Chill,
chill the fuck out.

- [Tyler] Well keep that mother fucker away from me!
It's all your goddamn fault!

[Yelling]
- [Derek] How the fuck am I supposed to know

this was gonna happen?
- [Marcus] Just stay there, chill.

- [Anna] We're here,
let's go inside.

- [Nicole] We have to find
somebody who can help us.

I don't have cell phone service,

so everybody else needs to
check their phones for service.

- [Marcus] Come on
let's get in the house.

- [Anna] Come on let's go,
everybody take their phones out.

- [Marcus] Sit, sit, sit.
- [Nicole] Who has their phone?

My phones gonna die.
I don't have service.

- [Patrick Does
anyone have service?

- [Marcus] Let me get
the camera, Leah, camera.

- [Jocelyn] Oh, this
stings and burns.

- [Nicole] I think
it's just a scratch.

- [Tanya] Is it alright though?

- [Derek] I got like
no battery, fuck.

- [Tanya] Does this place even have electricity?
- [Marcus] Let's check inside.

- [Anna] Be careful.
- [Marcus] Obviously.

- [Nicole] Hey, we can not go in there!
- [Anna] Shh. We have to find help.

- [Nicole] But this place is abandoned,
we can not go in there.

Didn't you hear what he said?
- Would you shut the fuck up!

Dude, there's a fucking confederate flag hanging there,
two of us aren't invited.

- [Nicole] That's more the reason for us not to go in that house.

- [Marcus] That's more the reason for
us to shut the fuck up and not get found.

- [Anna] Let's just try to open the door.
- [Derek] Check the door.

Can we get in?
- [Marcus] No, the door's locked.

- [Anna] No.
- [Derek] I can't see shit.

- [Anna] There's gotta
be a side door somewhere.

- [Marcus] Check the
other ones, obviously.

- [Derek] Let's go around.
- [Nicole] I want to go away from here.

- [Marcus] Just relax.
- [Derek] Hello!

- [Marcus] Shut the fuck up.
- [Anna] Quiet.

- [Tanya] It's abandoned.
- [Marcus] We don't know that, we don't know that.

- [Anna] That's
what the guy said.

- [Nicole] Yeah, that's why
we need to leave though.

- [Tanya] That guy's fucking dead.
- [Derek] What the hell is that?

- [Marcus] Shows how much he knows.
- [Nicole] I don't want to be here.

I do not want to be here!
- [Tanya] And now he's dead.

- [Nicole] Call somebody.
- [Marcus] Yo, we can't wait the fuck out here you guys.

Just give me a second, I'm going to check it out.
- [Tanya] Dude, just stop.

- [Nicole] I don't want to be here,
I do not want to be here.

- [Tanya] Well what are we supposed to do?
- Stay there with him?

- [Marcus] So fucking stupid,
I'm gonna die because of you guys.

- [Derek] Check the door.
- [Nicole] Oh my god.

- Careful, careful.
Everyone come inside.

- [Nicole] Everyone inside.
- [Marcus] Just hold on guys, I'm gonna check it out.

Whoa whoa.
- [Anna] Hello.

- [Patrick] Where the hell are we?
- [Marcus] Nowhere I wanna be.

- [Nicole] I'm not going in there.
- [Tanya] Are we gonna stand around

and wait to get eaten alive?
- [Anna] Wait, wait, everything's--

- [Derek] Hello?
- [Nicole] Hello?

- [Marcus] Would you guys shut the fuck up?
- It's abandoned.

- [Anna] What, we might find somebody.
- [Marcus] It's a-fucking-bandoned.

- Shit. - Hello?
- [Leah] Are you okay?

- [Toni] Yeah I'm
fine, I'm just dizzy.

- [Tanya] Hello!
- [Derek] Marcus!

- [Marcus] I'm checking, I'm
checking, they don't work.

Like none of the lights work here.
- [Anna] Excuse me, hello!

- [Derek] There's no power.
- [Marcus] There's nothing.

- [Jocelyn] Oh my God.
It hurts!

- [Nicole] Excuse me, we need help.
- [Marcus] What the fuck is all this shit?

- [Nicole] Find like
a light or something.

- [Marcus] I found one, hold on.
- [Nicole] It smells horrible inside here.

- Yo, Derek. - Is that a lamp?
- [Derek] Any lights?

- [Nicole] It smells like my grandma's house before she died.

- [Patrick] Hello?
- [Anna] Are you okay?

- [Leah] Don't be such a douche.
- [Marcus] We got light, we got light.

- [Derek] At least we got a light.
- [Tanya] Can you bring that over here?

- [Derek] Check her out.

- [Tanya] I think it's just a bite, huh?
- [Marcus] Hold the camera.

- [Patrick] You'll be okay.
- [Marcus] We got bigger problems you guys,

let's get some lights in here, how about that?
- [Anna] Something, yeah.

- [Derek] Let's find some lights.
- [Tanya] Be careful.

- [Marcus] We'll be fine.
- [Anna] Be careful guys, be careful.

- [Marcus] Just wait and
let us check it out first.

- [Derek] Let us check it
out, we'll come get you.

- [Nicole] You can't go by yourselves.
- [Derek] We'll be back.

- [Tanya] What, you
want to go with them?

- [Nicole] No, but I feel like we shouldn't let them leave.
- [Tanya] Be careful.

- [Marcus] Guys stay here.
- [Nicole] Be careful.

- [Derek] We'll be fine.

- [Marcus] Dude, this
is not cool at all.

This is fucking sketch as fuck.

Thanks for this dude, like
really thanks for this.

- [Henry] Well this is truly the chance

of a lifetime right here boys.
- [Hank] Help daddy, Otis, help daddy.

You think them college
girls are going to like me?

You think them college
girls are going to like me?

- Yeah, they gonna get
a kick out of you, son.

- [Hank] They probably ain't
met no boy like me, huh?

- [Henry] I don't think we'll ever outdo this one.
How can you have ten?

- [Hank] Daddy, I've got
to say, I'm quite excited.

- [Henry] They was
sure I was dead.

They even felt me you know and everything.
I got them good, good.

- [Hank] Daddy, you
got 'em real good.

You need to teach me that
one these days, daddy.

I want to be able to
fake a heart attack.

- [Henry] Experience son, experience,
you'll learn, you'll learn.

- [Hank] Yes sir, yes
sir, I figure, I figure.

We can slice 'em and dice 'em real nice.
- [Henry] All that begging and pleading.

- You think they're gonna
be begging and pleading?

- [Henry] Oh yeah, they're
gonna be trying to buy us off.

- Dude, all of all the places
we could have got stuck,

the fucking Everglades.
This is nice.

- [Derek] What the fuck is that?
- What?

Don't to that to me.

- [Nicole] Yes, we should have stayed at the beach.
- [Tanya] No shit.

- [Tyler] Yeah, no fucking shit.
- Who's gonna help us with that boat back there?

- [Tanya] It was your idea Tyler.
- [Tyler] Fuck you.

- [Toni] You were all about it.
- [Anna] Leave him alone.

- [Nicole] Guys
stop, stop fighting!

- [Marcus] Don't need this
shit in my life right now.

- [Derek] What the fuck
is Tyler's problem?

I thought he was
going to kill me.

- [Marcus] I wanted to do it,
but I love you too much, bro.

- [Derek] He's a prick.
- [Marcus] It's whatever, dude.

- [Derek] What is he, on steroids?
- [Marcus] I mean somebody did just die.

I'm sure he's just
a little ticked off,

that's all, you know him.

Should have got a free shot in
while I was holding him back though.

It's probably the last shot
you would have got on him.

- [Derek] If I wasn't held down.

- [Marcus] Weren't the
females holding you down?

Dude, what the fuck is this?

- [Derek] You see that?
- Yeah.

I'm hoping it's
what I think it is.

Oh shit dude, a
fucking generator.

- [Derek] Fuck yes, let's crank it up.
- [Marcus] Shit.

Here, hold this.

- [Derek] Let me put this down.

- [Marcus] Let me
get a light up here.

This is bone dry, dude.
- Does it work?

- [Marcus] There's nothing in it.
- Fuck.

- [Marcus] Let's
just keep looking.

- [Derek] Dude,
there's one over here.

- [Marcus] I'm gonna be
honest, I don't even know

what the fuck I'm looking at right now.
I don't know.

- [Derek] I don't know.
- [Marcus] There's gotta be something else.

Fuck that shit.

- [Derek] Dude, there's a
wire that goes in there.

It's got a lock.

- [Marcus] On the handle.
- [Derek] Hell yeah.

- [Marcus] Ha, ha, check it.
- [Derek] Anything in here?

- [Marcus] Oh dude, another one.

This one's electric.
What the?

- Does it work?
- Oh my God. - Jesus.

- I hope they come back soon.
- [Leah] Are you okay?

- [Tanya] They've been gone for so long.
- [Jocelyn] I hurt really bad.

- [Nicole] Do you think we should go check on them?
- I don't know.

- [Anna] Shit yes!
- [Group] Yes!

[Group groans]
- [Anna] Wait.

- [Group] Yes!
- [Anna] Derek!

- [Toni] What?
- [Tanya] Marcus?

- [Nicole] Oh my god.
That had it.

- [Anna] That was them right?
- [Marcus] Shit.

- [Derek] Does it work?

- [Derek] Oh, we got light.

- [Marcus] Yes,
something's going right.

Come on, let's go check
on everybody else.

- [Anna] No, no, okay.

- [Tanya] Marcus

- [Nicole] Alright, maybe there is a generator.
- [Tyler] Alright, can you stop.

Can everybody stop losing their fucking shit now.
- [Nicole] Shut up Tyler.

- [Tyler] Fuck off.
- [Nicole] I'm over you.

- [Marcus] Yo, you
should go in without me.

Just be like, I don't know
what happened to Marcus.

- I don't know what
happened to him, I lost him.

- [Marcus] He fell off the bridge or some shit,
I don't know.

- [Henry] Yeah,
well it looks like they got that generator cranked, yes.

- [Hank] They found that generator.
I didn't think those city slickers

knew what a generator was.

- [Henry] It's work
once you get everything

the way you want, you
know, you have your fun,

why you come get me a little bit later and we'll finish it up, okay?

- [Hank] I'm a leave one
real special for you daddy.

- [Henry] Son, I've
always appreciated that.

- [Hank] Yeah daddy.
- [Henry] I taught you well, now don't fuck it up.

- [Hank] I won't fuck it up daddy.
- [Henry] Okay.

- [Hank] So it's a bunch
of college kids, huh?

- [Henry] Yep, sure
is, well they were.

- [Hank] I've never done experienced no spring break, but.

- [Otis] I don't understand why they think

they need a break
from spring, daddy.

That's the best season ever and they think they need a break from it.

I don't understand all that

- [Henry] Well, it's called
education, educated idiots,

is what I call them.
Educated idiots!

- [Hank] You ain't lying about that, daddy.
- [Otis] Amen.

- [Marcus] Whoa.
- [Derek] Whoa.

- Derek, we are in
probably the last place

we are ever gonna
see because I doubt

that busted ass boat got a GPS on it.
So.

- [Derek] Someone will
come for us tomorrow,

all we gotta do is last the night.
- Yeah, let's hope.

- [Derek] We'll figure it out tomorrow.
- Find some flares, set this bitch on fire,

and hope that they see the fire.
That's my vote.

- [Derek] That'd work.

- [Nicole] I don't know, I
still am worried about them.

- [Tanya] Yeah.
- [Jocelyn] Did you guys get it all?

- [Toni] I know.
- [Tyler] They'll be back in a second.

- [Tanya] Marcus.
- [Jocelyn] This is sickening.

- Hey are we taking our clothes off now?
- It's too gross.

- [Nicole] Ugh, I know I am really wet, I need like.
- [Toni] Oh my god.

- [Marcus] What do we have here Senor.
- Best thing I ever did.

- [Marcus] Did you
just save our lives?

- I put this in a
water proof container.

- [Marcus] Medication you are.
- Everybody needs this.

- [Tyler] You gonna
let Tyler smoke too?

- I don't know
dude, at this point,

I think it might help.
He's such a bro.

- Like are you a pussy
or are you a bro.

- I know, I can't believe he said that shit.
It's like he has 'roid rage.

- [Marcus] I think,
maybe he is, like I just.

- [Derek] I don't know,
he's fucking jacked now.

He wasn't like that when I first met him.
- He's a big ass white dude.

- The jeans are the
worst, oh my god.

Oh my god, I'm so happy
that there's lights though.

- [Tanya] It's not his
fault, I really didn't know.

- [Toni] You think there's
like a, like a, like a hose

or a shower, shower here?
- [Tyler] Oh man.

- [Nicole] What is it,
I would not sniff things that you don't know what they are.

Don't sniff it, if you
don't know what it is.

- Oh, I know what exactly what this is.
- Oh shit.

- [Marcus] Why are they
even allowed to be this big?

- [Derek] Why are we,
look how big it is.

- [Marcus] Dude, why
the fuck is that even,

how the fuck does
that shit even fly?

Dude, fuck that mosquito.
- [Derek] Oh my god.

- [Marcus] I hope that son of a bitch dies.
We should kill him now.

- [Derek] We need to.
- [Marcus] You got a lighter on you?

Let's burn this motherfucker.
- [Derek] We need to get inside.

- [Marcus] This shit needs
to get exorcized and killed.

- [Derek] Dude there's
bugs everywhere.

- [Marcus] It's not cool at all.

So much, woo, woo, woo.
- [Derek] Whoa.

- [Marcus] Why'd you do that?
- [Tanya] There they are.

There's my baby!
- [Anna] Hey guys.

- [Toni] What is that?
- [Tyler] White lightning baby.

- [Toni] Are you serious?
- [Anna] Thank you for putting on the power.

- [Marcus] Who are the fucking champs?
- [Tanya] You are.

- [Tyler] Oh, I'm serious.
- [Toni] Oh fuck.

- [Derek] Power's on.
- [Nicole] We were like yelling because you guys

were stressing us out.
- [Marcus] Hey Patrick man.

- [Derek] Where'd you get that?
- [Patrick] Right there.

- [Derek] That's something, I need some of this.
- [Marcus] Be careful, be careful.

Give it here, give it here, give it here.
- [Nicole] What's all back there?

What's back there? What does
it look like back there?

- [Toni] That smells like potent,
that smells like, like strong.

- [Derek] Oh what is this?
- It's like gasoline.

- [Patrick] It's better.
- [Nicole] Ew, no.

- [Tyler] For men only.
- [Nicole] No, that's moonshine, that is disgusting.

- [Tanya] Wait guys, are
we sure nobody lives here?

That's a shit ton of moonshine.
- I know. - Holy shit.

- [Tyler] Oh shit.
- [Marcus] It looks like we're living here for now.

- [Nicole] Very
true, I don't know.

- [Tyler] There's a shit
ton more down here too.

- There's a lot of things.
- Babe, slow down.

- [Tyler] Spring break 2015!

[Cheering]
- [Marcus] I don't want this shit right now.

- [Toni] I mean, I don't want this shit.
You take the rest of this.

- [Hank] Turn off your light.
Turn your light off.

They can see.
Turn your light off.

- [Otis] I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
- [Hank] Turn your light off!

- [Otis] I'm getting it.
- [Hank] Come on.

- [Otis] It's got
like three switches.

- [Toni] Does anyone else feel like a rinse off?
- [Nicole] I know.

How can we, okay wait, if
there's moonshine here though,

how do we know someone doesn't live out here?
- [Toni] I mean, if there's power,

there's probably running water.
So I feel like you know, it can't hurt to look.

- Watch somebody crashes here,

it's a fucking hunting
camp or some shit.

- Hey everybody, I know
I kind a fucked up today.

- [Tyler] Yeah, no fucking shit.
- But at least I did one thing right.

- [Tanya] Yeah!

- [Anna] Now it's a party.
- Waterproof.

- Well where did you get that?
- [Tanya] Oh my God yes, you win!

I still hate you.
- Let's roll one up, anyone got papers?

Oh.
- No.

- Ah no.
- All our shit's here.

- [Marcus] I was just
ass deep in water, so.

- [Patrick] Anybody have them in their bag?
- [Tanya] Do we have apples?

Do we have foil?
- Do we have anything?

- [Nicole] You're gonna have enough for the buzz.
- I'll take one if you take one.

- Oh shit I have the papers, wait, wait,
I forgot, I forgot, yeah.

I forgot I had them.
- Ewww, it was horrible.

- I hope their not
soaking wet and ruined.

- [Tanya] Everyone, make
their prayers to the gods.

- Hey, can we go outside
and get fresh air?

- No they're good, they're good,
they're good. We got it, I got it.

- [Tanya] Yes!

- Aw yeah, a little
janky, but it will work.

- [Toni] Oh yeah you
can make it work.

- I usually complain
about dollar store papers,

but since were in the middle of nowhere,
I'll just be happy.

- I really want to smoke.
- I feel really sick right now.

- You do?
- [Group talking over each other]

- [Derek] Oh, we got 'em?
- I really need some fresh air.

- [Anna] Wait the girls don't feel well.
I think they should go outside for a bit.

- [Patrick] You guys okay?
- Yeah, I have a really bad headache.

- [Nicole] Yeah, maybe you should.
- I feel really light headed.

- [Nicole] That's fine, get some air.
- [Jocelyn] Is that okay?

- [Nicole] There's like a swing.

- [Anna] I mean don't, don't
go far go right out here.

- [Toni] Just stay in the front.
Just stay where we can see you.

- Yeah, you guys walked around,
it was fine out there, wasn't it?

- [Toni] Yeah it's safe.
- [Patrick] Just don't go far.

- [Anna] Look together,
and don't go too far out. Right out the door.

- [Derek] As long as we
can see you, you're fine.

- [Jocelyn] Yo, chill on
the moonshine, really.

- [Tyler] Chill on the
fucking moonshine, go inside.

[Group talking over each other]
- [Marcus] Go get your fresh air.

- [Tyler] Get outside.
- [Tanya] We all did what we had to do.

- [Nicole] Holler if you
need us okay, just yell,

we won't be far.
Don't go far

- [Leah] We won't.

- [Jocelyn] I feel so sick.
- [Leah] I'm sorry.

How does it feel?

- I just really want to go home.

I didn't even want to come
here in the first place.

- I know, it's kinda of my fault.
I thought it was a good idea.

- I've been begging
this whole time,

like this whole snake thing
is so dumb, now look at them.

- How did you do that?
- [Marcus] Drink it.

- [Derek] Isn't it beautiful?
- [Tanya] Hey!

- [Toni] How did you fit
all of that in there?

- [Nicole] I don't even smoke,
but after today, I think I might.

- [Anna] Yeah, you have to try it.
- [Nicole] I think I'm going to.

I don't really though.
- [Tyler] Hey yo, so who brought the tunes by the way?

Who brought those off the boat?
- Anybody have that idea?

- [Anna] Yes, who has music?

- [Marcus] I'd rather not use my last three percent battery,
you know seriously.

- Yeah I have a music library,
but I'm not using my last.

- [Tyler] Fuck it dude,
we'll be rescued tomorrow, alright. Who's got the music?

- [Marcus] We weren't even supposed to be out here in the first place.

- [Tanya] My phone's in that disgusting water, so.
- [Anna] You lost your phone?

- [Tanya] No music for y'all.
- [Toni] Oh wow!

- [Marcus] Oh boy!
- [Anna] Where'd Toni go?

- [Toni] Oh my god.
- [Anna] Oh hey, look at Toni.

- [Marcus] Yeah!
- So badass right now.

- [Tanya] Is that a blast
from the past or what?

Is that ghetto blaster gonna play us some tunes?
- [Marcus] Seriously.

- [Toni] It's for satellite.
- [Tyler] Come on man, spark that up, brother.

- [Marcus] Oh.
- [Derek] Alright, alright.

- [Marcus] This shit, are you fucking serious?
- What the fuck is this?

[Tuning between fuzzy radio channels]
- [Anna] Whoa.

- [Marcus] Someone's
got the O's.

- Oh, hey.
- [Anna] What is that?

- Yes, yes.
- [Tanya] I'll live with it.

- No, I think that's perfect.

- [Tanya] You know what,
everything sounds good.

- [Nicole] Are you gonna steal it?
- [Marcus] Oh shit.

- We got white lightning.

- [Anna] Look at the stray cat.
- [Marcus] Shotgun.

- Shotgun!

- We have a volunteer.

- [Derek] Shotgun.

- [Nicole] I don't know
what I'm letting happen.

- [Toni] Just inhale,
open your mouth.

- I can't deal with them being like that.
They're getting drunk and being so dumb.

I just can't handle it.

This is literally the worst spring break ever.
- I'm sorry.

It'll be fine,
we have this whole place to ourselves. It'll be fun.

Definitely.
- Like I really just want to go home already.

- We can go home, we'll get help soon.
It'll be good, we'll be fine,

we'll come to enjoy it, we'll be fine.
- [Jocelyn] Oh my god!

[Jocelyn screaming]
- [Leah] What the fuck, fuck!

- I'm so disgusting after
walking in that swamp.

Did you guys find like
a shower or anything?

- [Marcus] Yeah, the door across the back,
- Right around the corner.

- [Nicole] Okay, and everything
looked good out there, right?

- [Anna] I mean it's
a hose, it's a hose.

- [Marcus] It'll look like were in the fucking Everglades.
- I know.

- It's not a shower.
- [Toni] You understand what your working with, yes?

- [Marcus] Like we just walked through swamp water to get here,
I mean.

- [Tanya] Just don't go alone.
- [Anna] Yeah, bring someone.

- [Tyler] This moonshine.
- [Toni] Patrick, why don't go with her?

- [Nicole] Whatever.
- [Toni] Holler...

if you need anything.

- [Toni] I'm getting like secondhand high right now.
I don't wanna be high.

- [Nicole] Where'd
they say that hose was?

- [Patrick] I think it was over here.
- Where?

Oh. It's gonna be so cold.

Well wait hold on.

This kinda looks like a shower.

Um.

- [Patrick] That
looks like it works.

Look at this.

- Oh, yeah.

Alright.
- That works.

- [Nicole] Yeah I'm gonna,
yeah, okay cool, well.

I brought you out here, but you can't watch me.
- I'll turn around.

- Okay, and stay turned around.

I'm covered in mud.

I can't believe we did this.

It's such a bad idea.

Fuck, this is a bad idea too.

Oh my god.
It's so cold.

I wish I had soap.

Stay turned around.

I can barely hear you
with all this water.

- So I've never been
outside in the shower

next to a pretty
girl as yourself.

- [Nicole] Oh yeah?

Well I guess that's interesting.

- [Tanya] Okay, I'm a little tired.
- Well, we love you guys.

- Yeah, we're tired.
- [Derek] Yeah tired.

- We should sleep.
- [Anna] Yeah, you look, so tired, wow.

- [Toni] You look yeah,
exhausted, beyond belief.

- [Tanya] Do you know
where we could sleep?

- [Marcus] I know exactly where we can sleep.
- [Toni] Never heard that one before.

- [Anna] So tired.
- [Tanya] Let's go to sleep.

- [Marcus] Good idea.
Tomorrow, morning.

- [Anna] Well goodbye.
- [Toni] Okay, just stay within earshot please.

- [Tanya] I'm gonna
catch so many z's, mm.

Alright, we get it, we know what you're gonna do.
- [Anna] There's a snake alright.

- [Derek] A trouser snake.

- [Nicole] Are you gonna get in next?
- [Patrick] Yeah, I'll, I'll get in next.

- [Nicole] Alright.

- [Tanya] Boo!
- [Screams] Fuck you guys!

- [Marcus] You're such a chicken shit.
- [Nicole] Stop!

- [Tanya] Come on, you're showering out in the open.
What do you expect?

- [Marcus] That was priceless.

- [Nicole] Stop guys, I'm literally am naked,
why are you, get away from us.

- [Tanya] Is this it?
- [Marcus] This is it.

This is so it.
- [Marcus] Get in there.

- [Tanya] Oh!

- [Marcus] Get some light.
Ha, it works.

- [Tanya] What is with
all the fucking plastic?

It looks like a crime scene.

Mm, it's everywhere.

- [Marcus] I don't know about
crime scene, but I mean.

We can make one.

It's kinda hot though right?
- [Tanya] How 'bout this one?

- [Marcus] What?
- Take that one.

- [Tanya] Let's
fuck in this one.

- [Marcus] Better?
- [Tanya] Much better.

- Oh, this was the best idea.

You better not be looking at me.
- [Patrick] I'm not.

- [Nicole] Alright, stay
turned around, I'm almost done.

It's so hard to hear
you over the shower.

You better not be looking at me.

- [Patrick] I'm not.
- [Nicole] Alright.

I'm almost done.

You can get in here next.

- What did you say?

I seriously can't hear anything
over the frogs and the shower.

Alright, you can
turn around now.

Patrick.

Patrick.

Seriously.

Patrick where are you?
- I need a towel.

- [Tanya] I wish I could go pee.
- Do what you got to do.

Oh shit.

The fuck?

- [Hank] Take a nice deep breath.
Take a nice deep breath.

Now swim, fishy.

Here fishy, fishy.
Here fishy, fishy.

Now, swim, fishy, fishy,.
Swim, fishy, fishy.

Here fishy, fishy,
here fishy, fishy.

Here fishy, fishy,

Here fishy, fishy,
Here fishy, fishy,

Ooh fishy.

- Marcus?

Marcus?
- Babe?

Hey I can't see anything.

I swear to god, if you plan
on jumping out and scaring me,

you're not getting round two.

Fuck.
[Nicole and Tanya scream]

- Oh my god, you freaked me out.
- [Tanya] I'm sorry, I thought Marcus was

trying to scare me.
- I can't find Patrick anywhere.

- [Tanya] Did you see Marcus?
- No, but I was in the shower,

and Patrick left me and I'm soaking wet.
- What a dick.

I think there's a towel in the
bathroom, you want a towel?

- [Nicole] Oh yeah, yes please,
you're like saving my life.

- [Tanya] I saw it
somewhere, yeah here it is.

- [Nicole] Oh my god, you're
saving my life right now.

I had to walk outside naked.
I can't believe--

- You should have been in the wet T- shirt contest,
your boobs look great.

- Oh, shut up,
I can't believe he left me though. It's so.

- You know what?
- I bet Marcus found him and they're trying to scare us.

- Oh, they're assholes.
- Because he thinks it's funny.

- I don't like this place.
- [Tanya] I don't either.

- I don't understand why plastic is everywhere.
- It's weird, right?

- Did you hear that?
- I heard that.

Marcus!
- Stop guys, you're not funny.

- I'm gonna kill him,
I'm gonna fucking kill him. Marcus!

Seriously!
This isn't funny.

Stay right here.
Marcus!

- Patrick!

- I'm not coming out there!
- Why are they such assholes?

- Because they have wieners.

[Nicole squeals]

- Marcus!
- [Nicole] Patrick!

I don't, I don't know if that's them.
- Marcus, you're not funny!

- Patrick.

[Tanya and Nicole screaming]
- [Tanya] Get off of her!

- [Otis] Get off my brother.

Get her brother, get her,
get her, get her, tie her up.

[Nicole screaming
Don't you move, don't you move, don't you move.

- [Hank] Looks like we got us a good one, Otis.
- [Otis] Yeah!

- [Hank] We got ourselves
a live one, buddy.

- [Nicole] Let me go! [Cries]

- [Hank] You broke my necklace.

- We've got ourselves
a live one, brother.

- [Toni] [laughs] Twenty
four seven non stop.

They just keep going.

- [Anna] Shit, the
batteries almost gone.

- [Toni] You didn't bring a charger?
- [Anna] Say goodbye.

- [Tyler] Shit,
you've been using that thing all fucking day.

- Um, byee!
- Let's end on a good note, blah.

- Bye, yeah this thing is out.
- [Toni] Oh.

- [Derek] Oh, there you go.

- [Toni] I know me
too, I'm just, ugh.

- [Derek] Glad I brought that.
Holy shit.

- That moonshine is serious.

I mean, I'm actually
feeling really nauseous.

- Yeah, I think I'm probably cutting off the circulation of your legs.

- Yeah, I need a breather.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can't handle all this booty.
- I just wanna go home.

Can we um, do you guys mind
if I called it a night?

I'm gonna get some sleep,
I mean, you don't have to,

you can keep smoking if you want.
- I don't want you to leave, please no.

- I just want to go to bed.
- Let's go lay down.

- Alright.
- Alright you two.

- So goodbye guys, I will leave my stuff here.
Keep an eye on it please.

- Trust me, nobody in the swamp
is after your designer clutch.

- Seriously.
- Good night.

- Good night.

- [Toni] Mmm.

- [Anna] I think this is good.

Everything's covered in plastic.
Can you take that off for me?

- [Tyler] Fuck this stuff.

What a fucking day, huh?
- [Anna] I know, I feel so nauseous.

I feel like I might,
like throw up.

- Hey, no, hey,
it was a long day.

- [Anna] I know.

- You just got to
relax, alright.

- [Nicole] Ah, oh my god, Tanya!
- [Hank] Got you tied up real nice.

- Look at this one brother.
Look at this one.

She's got birds on here.
Fly little birdie, fly little birdie! [Laughs]

- [Hank] Looks like there's more than one way to skin a cat,
huh brother?

- [Otis] What you doing brother?

You gonna kiss her like
the last one? [Laughs]

- Give me my hammer,
give me my hammer!

- [Hank] I got you a present in there,
tied up with a bow on top.

- Did you?

- [Hank] Let's go
find out what it is.

- [Otis] What you got for me brother?
- [Hank] Be patient Otis.

- [Otis] What you got?

- [Hank] Go into the red room.

Your present's all tied up.

- Hey wake up.
Wake up, wake the fuck up.

Put this in there, put this in there,
I said put this fucking in there.

It's alright, it's alright,
it's alright. I know you're scared.

I know, I know you're scared.
But guess what?

It's all gonna be okay.
I know you're not scared of a little corn holing.

Oh, no sirree bob, you're scared

because you just
might like this.

Yeah, that's right honey,
you just might like it

'cause your one of them
boys that watch them pornos

and maybe you looked at that crotch a
little too many times in your life, huh?

Maybe you had that
pretty little girl

that's walking down the
street and you were looking

at her long beautiful
hair and she turned around

and it was a man and it freaked
you the hell out, didn't it?

Don't you worry darling, no
don't you worry one little bit,

'cause guess what?
- I ain't gonna make you like it.

I'm gonna make you hate it.

Honey, honey, you
just relax, alright.

I hope you gave
your heart to Jesus,

'cause your asshole
is fucking mine.

Get down!

Yeah that's right.

That's right, you
fight me, that's right,

you fucking fight me.
That's the way I fucking like it.

That's right, you fucking do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

get your panties down,
get your panties down. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- [Otis] Fucking scream!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah.

There we go.

Maybe you should
take that outside.

- [Derek] Maybe I will.

Take it out somewhere.

- Probably get your
secondhand high,

and I start acting as
retarded as you do.

- Yeah let's just go to bed.
Can we do that please?

- [Tyler] What, we're in bed right now.
- [Anna] I know.

No Tyler please, please, please.
Relax.

- [Tyler] Babe, babe, I am
relaxed, why don't you relax.

- [Anna] No honestly Tyler,
if I told I don't feel well, I don't feel well.

- [Tyler] Babe, it's
been a long fucking day.

- [Anna] Exactly look
at the day we've had.

I just want to go to sleep,
wake up tomorrow, and go home.

- [Tyler] Why don't we make it better?
- [Anna] No Tyler!

- [Tyler] Fucking Christ alright.
- [Anna] If you're gonna be like that, go!

- [Tyler] Alright, fuck
you then I will go.

You can take your
fucking plastic to.

- [Anna] You're
such a fucking jerk.

- [Toni] You okay?

- [Tyler] Yeah,
everything's fine.

- It doesn't sound like it.

- Don't worry about it.
- I'm not.

- I just want to apologize, you know for earlier.
- Don't worry about it.

It's, we all--
- I was just, just, heated.

- Just listen to
me, we all agreed,

we all agreed to come here.
You know.

- We did, we did.

- You know, everyone's
just a little bit.

- Everyone's a little bit what?

- You know, shit happens in the swamp,
you know what I mean?

- Shit happens in the
swamp, it sure does.

- What are you thinking?

- I don't, I don't
know, I don't know, why?

Wait.

- [Tyler] Come on, what are you afraid of?
- Huh?

- I said come on.
- Okay.

Not, no.

- [Tyler] She's passed out.

Just come here.

- Just, alright, get,
you, are you insane?

Stop it, stop, stop, no.
- [Tyler] Stop, what, fuck?

- Are you insane, are you insane?
- Calm down. Calm down.

You're with Tyler now, come on.
- [Toni] I need to talk to you.

I need to tell you something.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop I need to talk to you.

- We don't need to fucking fight, what?
- I need to talk to you.

- What?
- I'm pregnant!

- Get the fuck out of
here, you're full of shit.

- I'm pregnant!

- Babe, I'm sorry
I yelled at you.

Babe.

- Huh, I mean,
Derek you've been.

No, how do you.
- We haven't had sex.

- What, umm.
- It's not his.

- Uh.
- Do you understand?

It's not his.

- Bitch, she's the
reason I smoke so much.

God, fuck this place.

[Phone ringing]
Oh fuck, oh my god, oh my god.

I don't want to
get back in here.

Come on, where is it?

Fuck, joint, fuck.

Fucking Everglades sucks!

- Hey brother, you gotta check this out.
The snakes got him!

The snakes got him!

- Surprise!
- Brother, get her, she's with child!

- [Hank] Pretty boy!
- [Otis] Don't you move, don't you move, don't you move.

- [Otis] Don't you move, don't
you move, don't you move.

- [Hank] Otis!
Otis!

- [Tyler] Fucking
die, you motherfucker!

- [Toni] Tyler!

No! [Cries]