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{\an8}- [singing in the distance]
- [panting]
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- [crowd noise in the distance]
- [grunts]
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{\an8}[exhales]
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♪ Baby, if you thought
that I was trouble ♪
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♪ Then you're gonna hate
what's coming next ♪
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♪ Kinda like your
worst nightmare but double ♪
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♪ Is that an angel?
No, it's your ex ♪
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♪ Remember how you screwed up
when I was a brunette? ♪
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♪ I don't think you knew
just what you'd done ♪
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♪ Whoa, I'll fuck your life up
as a blonde... ♪
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[yelps]
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[gasps and chatter]
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[boy]
Get off the stage, knobhead!
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[overlapping chatter]
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[girl]
What the fuck is going on?
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- [boy 2] He looks like shit!
- [crowd boos]
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- [boy 3] Get off!
- [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off!
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- [girl 2] Get off the stage!
- [boy 4] Don't give him the mic.
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- [boy 5] Sit down, dickhead!
- [cheering continues]
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- Happy graduation, honey!
- [laughs]
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[twinkling sound]
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Double fudge chocolate gateau
with cream.
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[pants] Shit.
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Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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You're thinking
that whatever this kid
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with the cracked glasses
and busted-up lip
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who's about to be covered in
cake and stinks like... [sniffs]
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...yeah, shit, is about to do,
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he will regret this
for the rest of his life.
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[scoffs] And you know what?
You might be right.
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But here's the thing you need
to know about being in love.
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Love is pain.
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Love is hurt.
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Love is...
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♪ Sugar, spice and I'm nice,
show me what you're made of ♪
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♪ Crazy, sexy, cool, baby,
with or without make-up ♪
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- ♪ Got nothing to prove... ♪
- Oh!
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Amelia Brown.
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- ♪ I'mma show you how I do... ♪
- Whoa!
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That mess right there,
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that's my best friend
in the whole damn universe
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and has been ever since the
hospital switched us at birth.
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- Aw!
- [baby cries]
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- True story.
- [baby groans]
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Let's just say Amelia's mum
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got a bit more
than she bargained for
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when she opened my nappy.
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[baby laughs]
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After that day,
our dads became best friends,
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- our mums became best friends.
- Say cheese.
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Even our dogs
became best friends.
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{\an8}[dog whines]
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When we were five years old,
we made a promise.
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- No secrets.
- No secrets.
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And it was easy because
we told each other everything.
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Well, that's not entirely true.
There was one secret
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that I have wanted to tell Milly
my entire life.
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Three little words that I
have wanted to say to her
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for as long as I can remember.
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Amelia Elizabeth Brown.
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I...
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I...
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- I lo...
- [car tyres screech]
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Jesus Christ, Jules!
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Yeah, not those three words.
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From the word go,
we found the same things funny.
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[screaming on film]
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[farts]
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- Did you just...?
- Fear fart?
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- [farts]
- [laughs]
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The same things sad.
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Always follow your heart, Mils.
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It rarely leads you
the wrong way.
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[soft music playing
on gramophone]
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[Archie]
We found the same things...
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...strange.
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[chain saw whirring on film]
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But every time I tried to tell
Amelia how I felt about her,
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those three words
didn't seem to come out right.
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I, um...
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I need to, um...
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I need to...
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OK. Is this big?
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[chuckles]
You're, like, really sweating.
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I... love...
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you... [sneezes]
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You love Yousif?
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Everybody, I am gay!
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- Yeah, no shit.
- Sit down, Yousif.
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[applause dies down]
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Yeah, that was awkward
for a while.
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Anyway, that's just
a little context about me,
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my family, and my best...
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[sighs]
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...ex-best-friend, Milly.
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But to really understand
how I've ended up on this stage
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further away from love
than I have ever been before,
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I need to take you back
to upper sixth, April 17th.
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The Easter holidays were over.
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It was our last
first day back to school ever.
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Tonight was finally the night
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that I was going to tell
Amelia Brown
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that I am, and always have been,
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head over heels
in love with her.
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Hmm.
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I have everything planned,
and this time,
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not even the universe
is gonna get in my way.
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Hmm.
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Pretty sure that had
bird shit on it. [laughs]
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What up, chuckle? [kisses]
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What up, beef cakes?
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- Hello, William.
- Hey.
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- William?
- Yes, Miss Brown?
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Could you play some kick-ass,
big-boss
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- final-term music please?
- I certainly can, Miss Brown.
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Hold tight.
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♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪
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♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪
[laughter]
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♪ Oh, Oh, my God, hey... ♪
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♪ Stupid boy
think that I need him, yo ♪
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♪ I go cold
like changing seasons ♪
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♪ I go red hot like a demon,
I go ghost for no damn reason ♪
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♪ Stupid boy
think that I need him ♪
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Yo, what's up?
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♪ Pleasing, season, I'm spicy ♪
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♪ Hot to touch,
too much, too pricey ♪
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- ♪ Heathen, I'm in your psyche ♪
- [girls] Whoa...
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♪ Stupid boy
think that I need him ♪
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♪ I go ghost for
no damn reason ♪
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♪ Stupid boy
think that I need him ♪
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♪ Stupid, stupid,
you dumb, you goofy, goofy ♪
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- ♪ This pussy juicy, juicy... ♪
- [boy] Archie!
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♪ Oh, nah, boy, you could never
cos you not clever enough ♪
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[groans]
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♪ I don't want you
and I don't want your homie ♪
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{\an8}♪ Cos both of
y'all are suckers ♪
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{\an8}♪ Y'all some dumb dumbs ♪
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{\an8}♪ I could play you straight up
out your bread ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now you got crumb crumbs ♪
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♪ I don't really need a man,
but sometimes I want one... ♪
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Ooh! Naughty.
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[students chatter]
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Yeah, that wasn't us.
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Gonna be the best term yet.
You'll see.
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Gonna be the worst term
of your life.
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You'll see. [laughs]
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- I thought dipshit was expelled.
- Looks like he's back. Again.
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Great. Well, at least
he can't follow us to uni.
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Unless they're hiring janitors.
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[Amelia]
Six weeks till the ball.
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So, who are you taking,
Cinderella?
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[gasps] Funny.
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I say we just binge
silent-era horror movies
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and then get pissed
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on one of my parents' dusty
bottles of champagne
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like the rock stars that we are.
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- In our gowns, of course.
- Right. Of course.
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Let's do this, big boy.
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[engine revs]
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Huh?
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♪ Mississippi Queen ♪
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♪ If you know what I mean... ♪
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- Who is that?
- Kiss my arse, universe.
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I know what you're trying to do,
but trust me,
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- that is not Milly's type.
- He is so my type.
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[students chatter]
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- Who is he, anyway?
- He's, like, 40. Jesus.
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He's probably a teacher
or somebody's dad.
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No way in hell
that guy is a student.
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And this is
our brand-new student,
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all the way from Hollywood
in California...
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Billy Walsh.
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Oh, fuck off, universe.
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Hey, not quite school attire
but, er, you look cool.
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- Oh, thank you, sir.
- No, thank you.
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- Hey, everyone.
- [students] Hi!
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- Billy Walsh.
- [gasps]
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Sit down, Yousif.
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My dad just moved here
for business,
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so I'm gonna be joining you
for the rest of the semester.
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I've never been
to England before,
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but I hear
a lot of awesome things.
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Really excited
to get to know all of you.
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Thank you
for such a warm welcome.
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[applause]
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- What a douche.
- Total douche.
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[Archie] You can tell me
if you like him.
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They've definitely
gotten bigger.
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Definitely.
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That, or her eyebrows
have gotten smaller.
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[laughs]
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And I don't like him, OK?
I don't even know him.
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It could be padding.
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That is not padding.
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[both] Padding.
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I told you.
Nothing to worry about.
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Well, easy for you to say.
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Boys don't know what
it's like having small boobs.
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I'd rather brain than boobs
any day.
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It'd be like having
a small penis,
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but it's on your chest
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and everyone can see it
all the time.
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- You know what I mean.
- "You?"
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Why the fuck did you say
"you" like that?
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I'll have you know
I have a very developed dick.
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[scoffs] OK, Mr Developed Dick.
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[exhales]
Phase one, secure her evening.
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- Oh, I forgot to mention...
- It's not padding.
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- Bitch.
- [girls laugh]
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I'm gonna shank her, Archie.
I'll do it, I swear to God.
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All right, Shawshank. Just take
a breath and have some juice.
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[girls laugh]
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[girl] He looked so embarrassed.
Four-eyes.
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Take two. [chuckles]
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Oh, um, I forgot to mention
they're, um,
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they're playing
Night of the Living Dead
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at the Savoy after school.
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It cost me an arm and a leg
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- bribing this old bastard.
- [chuckles]
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I can't believe
they're playing our fav...
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[smooth rock music]
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Is it just me, or does he
walk in slow motion?
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Just you. Can we get back
to what's important, please?
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That guy is very clearly
a massive dingleberry.
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You don't know anything
about him.
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Trust me, I know.
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Oh! Sorry.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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OK, that was, admittedly,
unfortunate timing,
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but, trust me,
Billy Walsh has bad news
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tattooed on his ball sack.
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I think somebody's
a little jealous.
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[scoffs] You wish.
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Check this out.
I bet my entire trust fund
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that he sits with Tony
and the swim team.
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Hi.
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Clearly I'm not crazy.
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I mean, you can see who this guy
is from a mile away, right?
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He's a...
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- loner?
- [boy] He's studying.
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Am I rich now?
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I'm rich, bitches!
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And now he's pretending to read.
Give me a break.
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So back to phase one,
"Night of the Living Dead".
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Good evening.
247
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,888
Thank you.
248
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,237
- [Amelia] Where is everybody?
- I don't know.
249
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,451
Phase two,
pull out all the stops.
250
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,584
[Johnny in film] I jumped out
at you from behind the tree
251
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,961
and Grandpa got all excited
and he shook his fist at me
252
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,505
and he said, "Boy,
you'll be damned to hell!"
253
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,174
[Barbara]
Stop it, now. I mean it.
254
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,009
[Johnny] You're still afraid.
255
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,388
They're coming to get you,
Barbara.
256
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,433
Remember? Remember
we had to go to Willard then?
257
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,977
[both reciting] This isn't
a passing thing, honey.
258
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,439
It's... it's not like just
the wind passing through.
259
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,525
We've got to do something,
and fast.
260
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,569
[dramatic film music]
261
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,786
- [Barbara screams]
- [farts]
262
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,496
Fear fart.
263
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,216
Phase three, pop the question.
264
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,468
Come on, Archie.
You can do this.
265
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,429
[breathes heavily]
266
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,519
What's up?
267
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,275
- I can't do this.
- Archie?
268
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,779
They're nice seats, aren't they?
Very, um...
269
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,240
- [seat squeaks]
- Very well made, actually.
270
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,075
Velvety, almost. [chuckles]
271
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,160
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
272
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,288
Archie-boy is always, um, OK.
[chuckles]
273
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,749
Oh, shit. You've had
too much sugar, haven't you?
274
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,543
- What?
- That thing's happening again.
275
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,336
- Come on, let's walk it off.
- No, I...
276
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,756
No, sorry, um, I... [sighs]
277
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,886
I have to tell you something.
Something, um, something big.
278
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,806
Bigger than anything before.
Like really, really big.
279
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,768
- OK. It's big, I get it.
- Yeah.
280
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,564
[exhales]
That's funny because...
281
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,774
I have something
to tell you too.
282
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,986
Something big.
283
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:12,323
OK. Well, um...
284
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,825
Well, you go first.
285
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,745
No, no, no. This is your moment.
I don't want to interrupt it.
286
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,329
No, no, honestly, you go.
287
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,248
OK.
288
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,042
[background music
starts to build]
289
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,379
[laughs] Whoa. I'm nervous.
290
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,466
Shit. She's gonna ask me.
291
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,885
I don't think I've ever been
nervous in front of you before.
292
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,679
It's OK. I'm nervous too.
293
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,807
Right. I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.
294
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,726
- OK.
- Here we go.
295
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,478
OK.
296
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,438
[background music
builds to a climax]
297
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,190
- I love Billy Walsh.
- I love you too.
298
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,858
[needle scratches, music stops]
299
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,780
To the moon and back.
300
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,990
I'm so happy for you.
Wait, what?
301
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,659
- I know. It's soon, right?
- Soon? Soon?
302
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,537
- It's been ten fucking hours.
- No, I know it sounds crazy,
303
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,540
but I've never felt this kind
of attraction to someone before.
304
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,334
- He's such a...
- Fuckhead.
305
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,587
- What?
- Did I just say that out loud?
306
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,842
A mystery. [chuckles]
I don't know, uh...
307
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,596
Anyway...
308
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,683
You've taken this, like,
really badly.
309
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,227
- Me?
- Yeah.
310
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,356
No! No, this is... this is...
311
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,733
Literally the worst night
of my whole fucking...
312
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,903
- Fuck, fuck, fuck you, universe!
- [zombies hiss]
313
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,198
Fantastic. This is fantastic.
314
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,200
I know you're worried
he'll hurt me.
315
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,536
Hurt you? You've barely
spoken a word to him.
316
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,705
You sound... [whistles] nuts.
317
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,374
[laughs]
318
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,752
Thanks, Archie.
319
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380
Means a lot.
320
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,801
[Archie sighs]
321
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,345
Well, what were you
gonna tell me?
322
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,765
Mum's bought sex toys.
No idea where that came from.
323
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,477
- Really?
- Yeah. Big ones.
324
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,566
[♪ "Wet Dream" by Wet Leg ♪]
325
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,359
[Amelia] Aww.
326
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,863
After that night,
327
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,615
it was like the floodgates
to Billy City had been opened.
328
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,120
[Amelia sighs softly]
329
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,789
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
330
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,624
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
331
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,418
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
332
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,503
- ♪ Let's begin ♪
- [phone chimes]
333
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,005
- ♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Here we go ♪
334
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,548
- [phone chimes]
- ♪ Here we go ♪
335
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,677
- ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
- [groans]
336
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,096
♪ I was in your wet dream
driving in my car ♪
337
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,514
[phone vibrates]
338
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,349
♪ Saw you at the side
of the road ♪
339
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893
♪ There's no one else around ♪
340
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,896
♪ You're touching yourself,
touching yourself ♪
341
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,231
♪ Touching your...
touching yourself ♪
342
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,774
♪ Touching yourself ♪
343
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,278
♪ You said, "Baby, do you want
to come home with me?" ♪
344
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,532
♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD"
♪
345
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,911
♪ You said, "Baby, do you want
to come home with me?" ♪
346
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:07,290
♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD"
♪
347
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,917
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
348
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,752
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
349
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,879
{\an8}- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
350
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,714
♪ Let's begin ♪
351
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,257
- ♪ Here we go... ♪
- [screams]
352
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,801
- ♪ Here we go... ♪
- [laughter]
353
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,764
- [camera clicks]
- [Archie] Within a week,
354
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,849
Billy had literally
become a health hazard.
355
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,934
[bangs table]
356
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,978
And she had yet to speak
a single word to him,
357
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,522
let alone tell him how she felt.
358
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:35,276
I couldn't tell Milly.
Milly couldn't tell Billy.
359
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,111
[sighs]
Perhaps we should all just go
360
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,614
and have one big
ironic threesome.
361
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,116
[groans]
362
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,372
[exhales]
Nine hundred and ninety-nine.
363
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,831
Not bad.
364
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,502
- [rhythmic clattering]
- [mother moans]
365
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,214
I know what you're thinking,
366
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,591
but you're wrong.
They're not having sex.
367
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:08,142
[mother] Oh! We are having sex!
368
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,269
That should be me down there.
369
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,439
You know what I mean.
370
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,565
[buzzer sounds]
371
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,194
I told you he'd join
the swim team.
372
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,029
- [cheering]
- [♪ "Wet Dream" by Wet Leg ♪]
373
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,702
♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪
374
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,286
- ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪
- Yes!
375
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,332
♪ It's enough, it's enough,
it's enough, it's enough ♪
376
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,084
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
377
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,961
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
378
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,629
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
379
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,756
♪ Let's begin ♪
380
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,550
- ♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Here we go ♪
381
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,468
- ♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Here we go ♪
382
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,847
♪ Here we go,
here we go, here we go ♪
383
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,765
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
- ♪ Beam me up ♪
384
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,642
- ♪ Count me in ♪
- ♪ Count me in ♪
385
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,686
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
386
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,187
♪ Let's begin ♪
387
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,189
[man] Yes, it was all
rather lovely, I must say.
388
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,443
And the Spanish coast
is simply magnificent.
389
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,362
And the people, the Spaniards...
You tell them, honey-bunny.
390
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:05,033
Just... [sighs]
incredibly sensual.
391
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,951
- Hmm, hmm.
- Yeah.
392
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,705
Well, you both do seem
very happy.
393
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:14,709
Oh, uh... well, yes, we've...
394
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,128
- actually never been happier.
- Yeah.
395
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,380
- Have we, bunny-honey?
- [chuckles]
396
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,219
[moans]
397
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,645
[exhales]
398
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,065
[clears throat]
399
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,360
So what is the secret?
400
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,113
- Sorry, darling?
- Come on.
401
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:47,909
You guys have been fighting
like cats and dogs for years.
402
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,702
- Oh.
- What's the secret?
403
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:53,372
Um... Well, um...
404
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:58,419
let's just say we had some help
from a little friend.
405
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,379
- Dildo!
- Huh?
406
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:05,510
- "Little friend" equals dildo.
- No, it doesn't.
407
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,970
[gasps]
408
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,975
Threesome. Holy shit.
Your parents are sex perverts.
409
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,352
Popcorn, please.
410
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,857
[mother] How long's it been now?
Seven, eight years?
411
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,819
Darling, we love Jules,
you know that.
412
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:27,657
Of course we still do, but there
is a whole world out there.
413
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,994
- There must be someone!
- [sighs]
414
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,621
[exhales]
415
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,040
- OK, there is someone.
- [both] Ooh!
416
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,377
- Potentially.
- [mother] What's her name?
417
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:43,923
Her name is Maggie.
418
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,343
She's my new bookkeeper.
419
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:52,140
She's quiet but sweet, and
she makes the best cups of tea.
420
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,475
My God,
she's like a human calculator.
421
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:56,352
I mean, it's incredible, really.
422
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,436
Jesus, Rupert.
423
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,522
My wife's drying up
just listening to you.
424
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,566
- George, stop it!
- [George] Sorry.
425
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,985
- Hmm!
- Naughty. So you like her?
426
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,573
- It's been so long, you know?
- [both whisper]
427
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,491
Yes, darling.
428
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:15,580
I come into work, I know exactly
what I want to say...
429
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,749
and I don't know.
430
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,294
- I think we should tell him.
- [mutters quietly]
431
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,628
Tell me what?
432
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,590
[clears throat]
433
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,510
- Darling, can you keep a secret?
- Yeah, of course. Anything.
434
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:35,933
Well, it's no secret George and
I were on the verge of tyranny.
435
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,852
Everybody knows that.
436
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,104
And we tried everything,
didn't we, darling?
437
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,982
Therapists.
Marriage counsellors.
438
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,192
We ever tried a threesome.
439
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,111
[mouths] I knew it!
440
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,825
And nothing worked. Nothing.
441
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:56,245
- That is until...
- [Rupert] Yes?
442
00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,624
Yes?
443
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,711
Sylvie from the golf club
told us about this man
444
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:07,882
they call the Love Doctor.
445
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,844
The Love Doctor.
446
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,222
- It's a one-on-one video...
- Sorry, sorry.
447
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,015
How is it you think
that the Love Doctor
448
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,184
is the most important part
of that story?
449
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,144
My parents had a threesome.
450
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,480
Kinky.
451
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,400
It's important because
if the Love Doctor
452
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:29,195
can literally make anyone
fall in love with you then...
453
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,668
- Hiya, Billy.
- Hey.
454
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,546
- What class have you got next?
- Uh, English.
455
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,382
Same. Come along.
456
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,884
- [Billy] OK.
- [boy] Billy?
457
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:52,677
Amber?
458
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,803
They looked pretty
loved up to me.
459
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,930
I have to get in there
before he asks her to the ball.
460
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,974
There's, what,
four weeks till the big night?
461
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,308
The ball?
462
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,394
- I thought we were gonna...
- Oh, come on, Archie!
463
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,478
What can I do?
464
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,480
My parents are hardly
gonna give me the details
465
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,023
- of their sex doctor.
- Love Doctor!
466
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,608
Whatever.
I doubt this Love Doctor
467
00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:08,985
is gonna help some schoolgirl
468
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,029
bag a guy she's never spoken to
who already has a girlfriend.
469
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,864
They are not official!
470
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:19,078
Archie. Have I ever asked you
for anything?
471
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,789
- Yes, literally all the time.
- Come on.
472
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,836
This is really important to me.
473
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:31,132
Why? What's the big deal about
Billy bloody Walsh, anyway?
474
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:33,718
So many other people would
kill to take you to the ball.
475
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,386
Like who?
476
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,856
You really want to know
why it's such a big deal?
477
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,652
[sighs]
478
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,783
[sighs] Because I've never
had a boyfriend before.
479
00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,995
I mean, I'm 17 years old,
for crying out loud,
480
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,831
and I haven't
even kissed anyone.
481
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:10,296
I want to, you know, experience
things before we finish school.
482
00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:16,927
And I want those experiences
to be with Billy.
483
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,929
Fuck, no!
484
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,477
Look... [sighs]
can I be honest with you?
485
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,937
Always.
486
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,106
We're part of an ecosystem,
Milly,
487
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:32,735
a food chain that exists,
whether we like it or not.
488
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:36,030
And I hate to say it,
but we are at the bottom of it.
489
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,533
Popular people
go for popular people.
490
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:41,660
Good-looking people
go for good-looking people.
491
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:43,579
Not people like me,
and not people like you.
492
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,920
I... I didn't mean... Milly!
493
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,713
Milly, I...
494
00:27:58,761 --> 00:27:59,845
Shit.
495
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,081
[chuckling]
496
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,963
- Hey, Ru.
- Hey. Archie.
497
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,675
Who's your, um... friend?
498
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,052
Oh, that's, uh, that's Maggie.
499
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,016
Anyhoo,
Amelia running late again?
500
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,352
Oh, no, she's gone, Arch.
She left early on her bike.
501
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,691
Ah.
502
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,458
[chandelier tinkles]
503
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,254
[yelps] Fuck!
504
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,841
[sighs]
505
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,189
Bingo.
506
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,357
[phone chimes]
507
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,699
[phone chimes]
508
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,618
Huh?
509
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,579
[meowing]
510
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,585
- [phone chimes]
- [sighs]
511
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,716
- Huh?
- [bridge creaks]
512
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,968
What the hell
are you doing up there?
513
00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:04,553
[screams]
514
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,013
Archie!
515
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,517
- I'll do it.
- Do what?
516
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,188
- The Love Doctor.
- [squeals]
517
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:19,068
[Archie breathes heavily]
518
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,403
[sighs]
519
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,156
I was starting to think you were
in love with me or something.
520
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,659
[laughs]
521
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,582
Are you?
522
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,712
- What?
- In love with me?
523
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,930
- Ugh, gross, dude!
- I was kidding, you geek.
524
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,473
You're the geek.
525
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,103
- Well, in that case...
- [car approaches]
526
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:01,110
- Hello, William.
- Lovely to see you, Miss Brown.
527
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,945
[Amelia chuckles]
528
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,283
And with the passing
of a piece of paper,
529
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,410
- the love of my life was gone.
- [car door slams]
530
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,121
Hey! Hey, wait!
531
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,248
- You forgot about me!
- [car horn beeps]
532
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,834
And with the Love Doctor's help,
533
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,545
there'd be no stopping
her conquest of Billy.
534
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,422
See you tonight, Billy.
535
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,717
- See you later, boys.
- [boys] Bye, Amber.
536
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,803
And, yes,
he's on the rugby team, too.
537
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:30,931
- Y'all are too horny, man.
- [Tony laughs]
538
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,561
- Whoops.
- [boy] Tosser. [laughs]
539
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:39,064
- Undeveloped dick syndrome.
- What did you say?
540
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,912
[pants]
541
00:31:54,622 --> 00:32:00,544
Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?
542
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:08,052
Mr Quigley,
could you be our Romeo?
543
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:10,971
Stand, boy!
544
00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:13,182
How do you expect
to defeat the mighty Tybalt
545
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,808
whilst hiding in the shadows?
546
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,977
- I don't expect to...
- [girls gasp]
547
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,609
Geek versus Goliath.
548
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,236
Miss Farthing, come along.
549
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:37,414
Please, Romeo. Save me
from this wretched beast.
550
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,336
Suck it, Trent!
551
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,421
[students gasp]
552
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,469
[boys groan]
553
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,807
[students laugh]
554
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:56,975
[Trent groans]
555
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:05,859
[sighs]
556
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,529
Bravo! Bravo, dear Romeo.
557
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:12,491
Not exactly a classical
depiction of our Romeo,
558
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:17,663
but behind the mask,
it could be anyone.
559
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,582
- [spotlight clicks]
- It could be anyone.
560
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,251
That's it!
561
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:41,330
Whoa.
562
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,630
Hmm...
563
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,800
Maybe that's not quite right.
564
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,727
{\an8}[gasps]
565
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,649
[♪ "Weirdos" by Black Honey ♪]
566
00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,865
♪ This is a song
for the weirdos ♪
567
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,450
♪ The anti-heroes ♪
568
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:21,912
♪ Won't fit in if you tried ♪
569
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,373
♪ A song for the freaks
and the scumbags ♪
570
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:29,586
♪ The good kids gone bad,
live wild on the outside ♪
571
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:33,340
♪ As heavy as Marlboro Red ♪
572
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:37,386
♪ You're wondering
who's your friend ♪
573
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,472
- Whoa! Whoo!
- ♪ This is a song for... ♪
574
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:44,309
[mobility scooter beeps]
575
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,578
[students chatter]
576
00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:17,885
What's up, buttercup?
Sniffing my panties again?
577
00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:21,638
[chuckles] Hmm.
578
00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,599
No, seriously,
what are you doing in my locker?
579
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:24,850
- [Tony] Billy.
- Throw the ball.
580
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,435
[Tony] Go long.
581
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,819
[gasps]
582
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,196
Earth to Milly.
583
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,699
Weekend reading.
584
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,246
- Aw.
- Hmm. [grunts]
585
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,206
I need new friends.
586
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:59,885
[chatter on TV]
587
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:05,849
[laughter on TV]
588
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,029
- [sighs]
- [phone rings]
589
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,294
- [exhales] OK.
- [clears throat]
590
00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:46,473
[clears throat softly]
591
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,605
I'm Amelia.
592
00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:58,860
What age...
593
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,821
[voice changes] ...are you?
594
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:06,118
- Eighteen.
- You're sure?
595
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:10,163
- My service isn't for children.
- Yes, I'm sure.
596
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,964
I want you to listen to me,
Amelia.
597
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,216
This isn't for
the faint-hearted.
598
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,676
It isn't for the weak,
599
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:27,556
and it's going to require
complete and absolute trust.
600
00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:31,601
Trust in me.
Trust in my process.
601
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,979
And trust in yourself.
602
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,235
We are dealing with love.
603
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,655
The most powerful
of all the human emotions.
604
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:47,534
The emotion
that combines all others,
605
00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,161
pain,
606
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,329
fear,
607
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:53,040
sadness,
608
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,125
joy...
609
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,419
into one.
610
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,925
Are you prepared
to do exactly as I say,
611
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:08,388
to do what needs to be done
to win in the game of love?
612
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,725
Yes.
613
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,816
You know,
you sound a lot like...
614
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,652
Good. Now, um...
615
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,321
Tell me about
the young man in question
616
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:28,492
and I'll give you all the steps
to make him fall... hard.
617
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,246
Well...
618
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,208
He's got this stupid
girl-slash-friend thing going on
619
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:39,377
- with this moron called Amber.
- Tell me about her.
620
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:40,712
My best friend Archie and I
621
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:42,464
call her and her friends
the Eyebrow Crew
622
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,299
because they have
these huge eyebrows.
623
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,842
Yes, very... Yeah, yeah, good.
624
00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:49,054
This is clearly what
it will take to get noticed.
625
00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:56,269
- [girl gasps]
- [laughter]
626
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,986
[laughter continues]
627
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,169
Oh, my God!
628
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,217
[gasps]
629
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:31,138
[laughter continues]
630
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,106
♪ Oh, dear ♪
631
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,816
[phone rings]
632
00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:49,656
What the hell happened?
633
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:53,326
I'm going viral as Batface Girl!
I want my money back!
634
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,745
- Slow down, I...
- Slow down?
635
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,082
Now, you listen to me, old man.
636
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,334
I have a very particular
set of skills,
637
00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:04,462
skills I have acquired
over a very long career,
638
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:08,216
skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you.
639
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:13,180
Are you quoting, um... oh...
640
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,431
Liam Neeson?
641
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:18,768
Didn't think
you'd have seen that one.
642
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:22,147
But the point remains the same.
643
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:27,444
I will hunt you down and break
your heart like you have mine,
644
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,573
and it won't be metaphorical
unless you fix this.
645
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:33,783
OK, firstly, I haven't taken
any money from you.
646
00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:36,536
This was a no-win,
no-fee situation.
647
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:39,456
And, secondly, tell me exactly
what happened.
648
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:41,625
I went into school
with my new eyebrows,
649
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,920
exactly as you instructed.
650
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,047
But... [sighs]
651
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,801
...everyone just laughed at me.
652
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,680
And... [sighs]
653
00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:58,225
Penny tripped over
and spilled juice on my face
654
00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:00,185
and Billy came...
655
00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:06,399
- Billy came and saw me.
- Perfect.
656
00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,569
- I know... Wait, what?
- What?
657
00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:11,321
Uh, oh, um...
658
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:18,203
Billy, um... Billy noticed you?
659
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,498
Yes, but he...
660
00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:23,833
There's no such thing
as bad press, Amelia.
661
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:27,963
Before today, Billy Walsh
didn't even know you existed.
662
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,341
Your relationship with him was
entirely inside your own head.
663
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:34,094
Now he knows exactly
who you are.
664
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:36,304
Batface Girl.
665
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:39,432
You're like a superhero,
666
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:41,309
and he's never
going to forget it.
667
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,646
[sighs] Yeah.
668
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:50,986
Now that he's seen you,
it's time for you to see him.
669
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,571
Eye contact is vital.
670
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:59,119
The more you stare, the more
you will bore into his soul.
671
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,305
[Amelia grunts]
672
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,113
[gasps]
673
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:38,825
Oh!
674
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:41,494
[Archie as Love Doctor]
Make him jealous.
675
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:47,417
- And I mean really jealous.
- [boys chatter]
676
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,837
- I need to kiss you.
- I need you not to!
677
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,720
[sighs]
678
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:04,184
- [girls laugh]
- What is she even doing?
679
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:07,103
- Can't believe it. Oh, God.
- She is so desperate.
680
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:09,731
- Her stupid fucking trousers.
- [laughs]
681
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:10,982
Looks like a midlife crisis.
682
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,693
[Amber] Don't get me started
on the hair. What has she used?
683
00:44:13,777 --> 00:44:16,821
- Gorilla Glue?
- [girl laughs loudly]
684
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:19,032
It's not that funny.
685
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,913
So, how's it going
with you know who?
686
00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:28,249
[Amber] He's coming to mine
this weekend,
687
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,919
and I plan on making it
hashtag official,
688
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,254
- if you know what I mean.
- [squeals]
689
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:36,841
- Let's go.
- [door opens]
690
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:52,565
I wouldn't go so far as to
call myself a genius, but I am.
691
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,905
♪ You want me,
I want you, baby ♪
692
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:02,784
- ♪ My sugarboo, I'm levitating ♪
- What up, chuckles?
693
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,411
The Love Doctor
didn't tell you to...
694
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,996
- What?
- Did he tell you...?
695
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,040
Well, he didn't tell me
not to do it.
696
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:11,167
Besides,
I feel pretty damn good.
697
00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:14,170
- Looking good, Miss Brown.
- Thank you, William.
698
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:16,673
Bugger, bugger, bugger.
699
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,466
[♪ "About Damn Time" by Lizzo ♪]
700
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,768
♪ It's bad bitch o'clock,
yeah, it's thick-thirty ♪
701
00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:29,894
[boys cheering]
702
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:34,023
♪ I've been through a lot,
but I'm still flirty ♪
703
00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:35,984
♪ Is everybody back up
in the building? ♪
704
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,027
♪ It's been a minute,
tell me how you're healing ♪
705
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:40,613
What the fuck is going on?
706
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,575
♪ How you feeling?
How you feel right now? ♪
707
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:48,371
♪ Oh, I've been so down
and under pressure ♪
708
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,167
♪ I'm way too fine
to be this stressed, yeah ♪
709
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:58,548
♪ Oh, I'm not the girl I was
or used to be ♪
710
00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:00,884
♪ Uh, bitch, I might be better
♪
711
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:05,096
♪ Turn up the music,
turn down the lights ♪
712
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,933
♪ I got a feeling
I'm gon' be all right ♪
713
00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:11,227
- ♪ OK ♪
- ♪ OK ♪
714
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:13,897
♪ All right,
it's about damn time ♪
715
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:18,526
♪ Turn up the music,
let's celebrate ♪
716
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,779
♪ I got feeling I'm gon' be OK
♪
717
00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:23,323
- [boys gasp]
- ♪ OK ♪
718
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,574
♪ OK ♪
719
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,868
♪ All right,
it's about damn time ♪
720
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,411
[boys] Oh...
721
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,497
♪ In a minute, I'mma need
a sentimental man or woman ♪
722
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:31,581
♪ To pump me up ♪
723
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,167
♪ Feeling fussy,
walking in my Balenciussys... ♪
724
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,670
- [car engine revs]
- [gasps]
725
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:40,965
- [groans]
- [laughter]
726
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:45,595
Oh, she got creamed.
Smile, Splat-Face Girl.
727
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,055
[sighs]
728
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:53,311
[students chatter]
729
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,731
- Hey. You OK?
- [girl] So embarrassing.
730
00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,908
How many fingers
am I holding up?
731
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,453
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
732
00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:12,080
It's OK.
733
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,624
She's OK. I'll, um...
I'll take it from here.
734
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,833
Thanks, big man.
735
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,211
Well, I think she should
probably still see a nurse.
736
00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,588
- [Amelia gasps]
- Yeah, I got it.
737
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:23,633
You forgot your pencil.
738
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,313
So, Batface Girl,
739
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:39,941
Savoy and hot dogs
or tent and fear farts?
740
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,117
Do we know you?
741
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,787
Uh, well...
742
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:56,332
we have been in the same school
743
00:47:56,416 --> 00:48:02,088
and year and classes for almost
seven years now, but... no.
744
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,550
- I guess not.
- Oh.
745
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:09,554
How funny.
Didn't even know you existed.
746
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:14,267
Or you, Alan.
747
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,605
It's Archie,
but don't worry about it.
748
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,068
So here's the thing.
749
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,616
We saw you talking to Billy
earlier, didn't we, girls?
750
00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:31,909
[girls] Hm-hmm.
751
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,456
Well, I fell and cut my knee
and he...
752
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,624
Aw.
753
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:41,753
- Poor little goose.
- [girl laughs]
754
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,549
Billy's my boyfriend.
755
00:48:46,633 --> 00:48:48,468
And we're going to
the ball together.
756
00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:53,014
- He's asked you?
- Face it.
757
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,600
He's out of your league.
758
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:58,353
Even with your vagina on show.
759
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,230
[laughter]
760
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,532
If I threw a stick, Amber,
would you chase it?
761
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,412
Excuse me?
762
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:20,249
- You heard me.
- [boy] Oh...
763
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:23,044
Sorry, my ears
don't understand nerd.
764
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,046
- [laughter]
- Well, let me be clear then.
765
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:28,800
We value your opinion about as
much as we value a white crayon.
766
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,760
[students] Ooh!
767
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,136
[girl] Oh, Amber.
768
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:38,476
Mummy and Daddy might have all
the money in the world, Alan.
769
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,853
But clearly,
it doesn't buy taste.
770
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:42,855
[laughter]
771
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:47,819
Look, Amber, I'm sorry.
772
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,405
It's not that I don't like you,
it's just that
773
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,448
if you were on life support,
I'd unplug you
774
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:56,703
- to charge my third phone.
- [laughter]
775
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,997
Why don't you spend less time
worrying about us
776
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,041
and more time worrying
about your eyebrows?
777
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,710
[laughter]
778
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,420
[gasps]
779
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,257
[students gasp]
780
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,724
Come, Amelia.
We've got geography.
781
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,935
And these bitches are history.
782
00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:31,154
- Mashface Girl!
- [laughter]
783
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:40,663
- [Amelia laughs]
- Whoo!
784
00:50:40,747 --> 00:50:42,540
[laughs]
785
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,169
"Stop worrying about us
786
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,797
and start worrying more
about your eyebrows!"
787
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,717
I may have said that one
a few times in the mirror.
788
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,596
That was literally the best
thing anyone's ever done for me.
789
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:59,557
[scoffs] Nothing
you wouldn't have done for me.
790
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:02,310
[laughs]
791
00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,189
- Ugh!
- [both laugh]
792
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,327
[Billy] Amelia!
793
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,539
Hey.
794
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,961
I'm glad I caught up with you.
Er, hey, man.
795
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,088
What you did in there
was super awesome.
796
00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,674
Aw, how sweet.
You can drown now.
797
00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:38,137
It's Amelia, right?
798
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:45,102
Listen, I know
we don't know each other,
799
00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:50,566
but I've seen you around a lot
and we've never spoken, but...
800
00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:53,903
do you want to go to
dinner sometime?
801
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,491
- What about Amber?
- I always preferred the people
802
00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,993
that get milkshakes
thrown on them,
803
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:03,162
rather than the ones
doing the throwing.
804
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,084
- What do you say?
- Yes. Yes, definitely.
805
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:12,296
I mean, maybe.
806
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,176
Yes, I'm in.
807
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,346
Cool.
808
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:24,809
- Uh, I'll pick you up tonight.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
809
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,437
See you later. Later, dude.
810
00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:30,773
Later, dickhead.
811
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,569
[squeals]
812
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:40,741
♪ I look hot in it, hot in it,
I look hot in it ♪
813
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,869
♪ I'm gon' be rocking it,
dropping it ♪
814
00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:46,497
♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it,
I look hot in it, hot in it ♪
815
00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:47,874
♪ I look hot in it ♪
816
00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,167
♪ Tonight I'm gon' be
rocking it, dropping it ♪
817
00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:51,377
♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it
♪
818
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,503
Nope.
819
00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:55,673
♪ I look hot in it, hot in it,
I look hot in it ♪
820
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,800
♪ Tonight I'm gon' be
rocking it, dropping it ♪
821
00:52:57,884 --> 00:52:59,385
- Yes!
- ♪ Shake my... ♪
822
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,178
[sighs]
823
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,556
[sighs]
824
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:06,225
- [phone rings]
- Fuck's sake.
825
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,653
[exhales]
826
00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:20,239
I'm panicking.
I need your help.
827
00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:24,493
He asked me on a date.
A date! He asked me.
828
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,707
You are a genius, Love Doctor.
829
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,586
[snores]
830
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,212
[Amelia] Love Doctor?
831
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:38,341
Love Doctor?
832
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:42,386
- Love Doctor?
- A date?
833
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,349
Yes, a, um...
834
00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,268
a date is a great idea.
835
00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:50,937
[chuckles]
836
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:53,648
This is where you have to
put it all on the line.
837
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,985
- What do you mean?
- It's not going to be easy.
838
00:53:58,069 --> 00:54:00,404
But if you truly love...
839
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,909
Billy Walsh,
840
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,203
I'll tell you exactly
what you need to do
841
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,996
to make sure he loves you back.
842
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,832
Tell me.
I'll do whatever you say.
843
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:17,546
The meaner you treat him,
the keener you'll keep him.
844
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:24,220
Billy Walsh will be like
putty in your hands.
845
00:54:26,514 --> 00:54:29,725
It's human nature 101.
846
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,070
The meaner you are
to Billy Walsh,
847
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:43,948
and anyone else in
the restaurant, for that matter,
848
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:45,324
the better.
849
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,538
Er...
850
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,500
What is this, the 1950s?
851
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:57,503
Take this away.
852
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,297
And get me a beer!
853
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,186
- So...
- So what?
854
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:17,314
Uh... so, you like beer?
855
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,320
- Love it.
- Cool.
856
00:55:23,404 --> 00:55:25,948
I guess this doesn't matter.
857
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:32,204
Er, so, tell me about yourself,
Billy boy.
858
00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:34,707
What brings you
to the United Kingdom?
859
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,835
AKA England.
860
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,757
Er, my father, actually.
He's a...
861
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,969
Ooh.
862
00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:50,931
He's actually a... [clears
throat] importer and exporter.
863
00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,105
What time do you
get off tonight?
864
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,192
Er...
865
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,989
Around 11.
Once I've done the bins.
866
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:10,201
Good to know, cutie.
867
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,661
[chuckles awkwardly]
868
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:18,709
Hey, you OK?
869
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,711
Never better.
870
00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:24,590
[slurps]
871
00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:26,592
[gulps]
872
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,564
So you're a swim team captain,
873
00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:45,444
rugby captain,
and you're an A-star student?
874
00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:48,656
What, were you made in a lab?
875
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,784
I bet your parents
worship the ground
876
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,786
that Golden Balls walks on.
877
00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:55,287
It's not like that.
878
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:58,332
And to top it all off,
let me guess.
879
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,585
Your parents are happily married
880
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:04,338
and they have been since they
met at that high school dance
881
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,090
35 years ago.
882
00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:09,051
[scoffs] What a cliché.
883
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,137
You know what?
884
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,016
Tonight was a mistake.
885
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,810
You're not the person
I thought you were.
886
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,149
[door opens]
887
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:28,612
- [door opens]
- Call me!
888
00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:55,848
[groans]
889
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,696
You know,
I've been judged my entire life.
890
00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:12,698
People have looked at me
and figured it must be
891
00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:14,909
the easiest thing in the world
being Billy Walsh.
892
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,535
- I...
- And that it's inconceivable
893
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,538
for me to somehow feel
any hardship or sadness.
894
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:21,624
- That's not a...
- You don't know
895
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,834
that I haven't shared
a conversation with my dad
896
00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:25,127
in the past five years
897
00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:28,464
about anything other than
sports or scholarships.
898
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,841
And ever since my mom died,
899
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:32,635
he has been so consumed
by his own pain
900
00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,637
he is completely oblivious
to mine.
901
00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:38,474
And you don't know that
because you don't know me.
902
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,976
And just like everybody else,
you don't want to.
903
00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,817
Tonight was a mistake.
904
00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:50,527
I just wanna say...
905
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:56,867
you have the most incredible
bone structure.
906
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,410
[scoffs]
907
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,666
[turns engine on]
908
00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,887
[indistinct chatter]
909
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:23,352
- [sighs]
- [tannoy feedback]
910
00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:25,896
[Amelia] Hello, everyone.
911
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:29,149
My name is
Amelia Elizabeth Brown.
912
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,901
Shit.
913
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:33,529
And last night,
I misjudged someone.
914
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:38,284
Someone who had the bravery
to show me who they really are.
915
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:41,412
To show me their scars, so...
916
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:44,331
now I'm going to show you mine.
917
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,169
OK, I'll start at the beginning.
918
00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:51,797
When I was three,
919
00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:55,592
we were stuck in traffic
on the way to Disneyland
920
00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:59,346
and I had to go to
the bathroom, like, now.
921
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,516
My parents told me to go
on the side of the motorway,
922
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,018
thinking it was just
a number one.
923
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,144
[laughter]
924
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,646
- So, I got out...
- Huh?
925
01:00:07,730 --> 01:00:09,732
...dutifully squatted down
926
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,734
and took a huge dump
on the hard shoulder.
927
01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:14,069
[laughter]
928
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,573
Amelia Brown's officially
having a mental breakdown.
929
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,451
[Amelia] When I was four,
930
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,619
my family and I
went to Edinburgh
931
01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:25,539
and decided to go
to the botanical gardens.
932
01:00:25,581 --> 01:00:28,292
I was drawn to these
giant lily pads.
933
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,212
I had memories of watching frogs
jump on them in Disney movies
934
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:34,089
and thought it would be
an excellent idea
935
01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:37,593
to try and hop onto one to see
if it could hold my weight.
936
01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:40,304
[sniffs]
I hate these fucking kids.
937
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:41,889
It didn't.
938
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,559
OK, this is a good one.
939
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,603
When I was five,
940
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:51,148
I stood on a wasps' nest
while playing hide and seek.
941
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:55,486
I was wearing a skirt
and got stung on my vagina.
942
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:56,570
[laughter]
943
01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:01,575
- Hashtag swollen lips.
- This is gold. [laughs]
944
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,453
Hashtag officially ruined.
945
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,538
[emojis giggle]
946
01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:09,249
[loud chatter]
947
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,643
You know, when I was eight,
948
01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:30,354
my mum, she wanted me
to go to the Girl Guides.
949
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,565
I really didn't want to go.
950
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:38,278
But she took me there anyway.
951
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,074
And before
I got out of the car...
952
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,412
I told her that I hated her.
953
01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:55,379
A few days later, she got sick
954
01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:58,132
and was taken into hospital.
955
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:01,969
When I was nine,
956
01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:06,682
my mum still wasn't
out of hospital.
957
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:16,024
And when I was ten, she died.
958
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,569
[cries quietly]
959
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,492
When I was 11,
960
01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:28,787
my dad brought a mannequin
home from work
961
01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:31,748
and started dancing with it
in our living room.
962
01:02:31,832 --> 01:02:33,834
Milly!
963
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:36,503
Milly, stop.
You don't have to do this.
964
01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:50,851
When I was 12, I developed a
massive crush on Justin Bieber.
965
01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:53,687
And when I was 13,
I stuck a picture of him
966
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,898
- onto my dad's mannequin...
- [boy] She's in here!
967
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,984
- ...and practised kissing it.
- [students laugh]
968
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:16,835
I think it's safe to say
that now, standing here,
969
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:18,962
watching Milly reveal
the most embarrassing,
970
01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:21,590
most horrific parts of her life,
971
01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,634
I may have taken this
a little too far.
972
01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:28,514
[students jeer and chatter]
973
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:34,436
When I was 14, I started padding
my bra with tissue paper.
974
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:50,077
I heard somewhere along the way
that if you love someone,
975
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,538
you have to set them free.
976
01:03:52,621 --> 01:03:54,748
[sighs] It's a hard concept
to understand
977
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,334
unless you've been
where I am right now.
978
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,008
And when I was 15,
979
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,846
I started to get worried
that I'd never been kissed.
980
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:12,099
[Archie] But maybe that is
exactly what I have to do.
981
01:04:12,975 --> 01:04:14,476
I have to set Amelia Brown...
982
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,980
- ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪
- free.
983
01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,439
When I was 17...
984
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:20,899
♪ It's like watching the night
♪
985
01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:24,570
- [fire extinguisher hisses]
- [screaming]
986
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:29,199
♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪
987
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,411
♪ Well, there's so much
they hold ♪
988
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:35,122
[fire alarm rings]
989
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:41,336
♪ And just like them old stars
♪
990
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:46,425
♪ I see that you've
come so far ♪
991
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:50,804
♪ To be right where you are ♪
992
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:55,809
♪ How old is your soul? ♪
993
01:04:57,227 --> 01:05:00,063
♪ Well, I won't give up on... ♪
994
01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:02,733
I'm still 17 years old.
995
01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:07,779
- ♪ Even if the skies get rough ♪
- And I'm about to graduate.
996
01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:13,076
♪ I'm giving you all my love ♪
997
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,496
♪ I'm still looking up ♪
998
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:22,669
♪ And when you're needing
your space ♪
999
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:26,006
♪ To do some navigating ♪
1000
01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,800
And I've still never
kissed anyone.
1001
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:34,264
♪ I'll be here
patiently waiting ♪
1002
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,851
♪ To see what you find ♪
1003
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:39,686
[gasps]
1004
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:43,523
♪ Cos even the stars,
they burn ♪
1005
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:44,941
[laughs]
1006
01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:50,364
♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪
1007
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,157
- ♪ We got... ♪
- No!
1008
01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:55,535
Detention! Forever!
1009
01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,245
Perverts!
1010
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,091
Don't stop, William.
1011
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,972
[indistinct chatter]
1012
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,974
[shouting]
1013
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:23,438
♪ If I were you,
I would open my curtains ♪
1014
01:06:23,522 --> 01:06:27,067
[boy grunts]
No, no, no! [groans]
1015
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:32,739
♪ If I were you,
I would have a look outside ♪
1016
01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,575
[mouths]
1017
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,370
♪ Put on my shoes ♪
1018
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,791
♪ And leave this
sunken room behind ♪
1019
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,293
♪ And I would drive ♪
1020
01:06:45,377 --> 01:06:48,630
[boys chant]
1021
01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:59,891
♪ And on my way,
I would visit your mother ♪
1022
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,062
Wait till you see
what I do with these.
1023
01:07:04,146 --> 01:07:09,526
♪ If I were you,
I would ask about her life ♪
1024
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,449
♪ Maybe you'll find... ♪
1025
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,075
[chuckles]
1026
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:19,453
You know, I might be one of
the only people in the universe
1027
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,956
who doesn't like popcorn
or milk chocolate balls.
1028
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:25,959
- More for me.
- OK.
1029
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,044
[chuckles]
1030
01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:30,088
[cheering]
1031
01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:33,508
This is the best part.
You don't wanna miss it!
1032
01:07:35,302 --> 01:07:37,262
- [audience gasps]
- [farts]
1033
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,517
- I'm sorry.
- Did you just fart?
1034
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,186
Um, no.
1035
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,481
It... It was a fear fart.
1036
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,816
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
1037
01:07:50,609 --> 01:07:53,737
- [crashing in film]
- [cheering]
1038
01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:15,550
[phone chimes]
1039
01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:22,891
♪ Who knows how long we got? ♪
1040
01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,644
[phone rings]
1041
01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:30,232
♪ As long as I am breathing ♪
1042
01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:36,571
♪ Know it's not too late
to love ♪
1043
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:41,159
[phone continues ringing]
1044
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,363
- [school bell rings]
- [cheering]
1045
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,120
How are you holding up?
1046
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,163
I won't be needing that,
that's for sure.
1047
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,540
[William grunts]
1048
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,546
[sighs]
1049
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,890
[Archie] Wow.
1050
01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:48,977
[gasps] Whoa.
1051
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,107
[Rupert] All well out there
in the universe?
1052
01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:02,782
Ready for your big day tomorrow?
1053
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:09,456
[Rupert sighs]
1054
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,507
[Rupert groans]
1055
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,094
[exhales]
1056
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:35,774
Can I ask you something
about Mum?
1057
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,068
Always.
1058
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,282
How did you know that,
you know, she was the one?
1059
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,952
Oh, that was easy.
1060
01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,913
She was the only girl
in university who wanted me.
1061
01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:51,915
- [scoffs] Dad!
- [laughs]
1062
01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:55,335
- No, I'm serious.
- [sighs]
1063
01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,755
OK, well, um...
1064
01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:02,467
she had this beat-up
old Volkswagen.
1065
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:07,430
One day, she broke down right
outside the university gates.
1066
01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:09,766
And that was the first time
that I plucked up the courage
1067
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,644
- to speak to her.
- What did you say?
1068
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,480
Well, her head was buried
in the bonnet, but I said...
1069
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:19,442
"Time to check that thing
into the old Volks' home,
1070
01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:20,694
don't you think?"
1071
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,112
- No, you didn't.
- [laughs] Yes.
1072
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:26,533
No, you didn't!
Oh, I hope she ran a mile!
1073
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:28,034
Well, luckily for me,
1074
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:31,287
your mum was new to the area,
so I did offer her a tour.
1075
01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:33,289
All the way
to the local petrol station,
1076
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:35,208
which just happened
to be miles away,
1077
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:40,338
and we fell in love
on that drive... as friends.
1078
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,217
Friends?
1079
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,928
Yeah, best friends.
1080
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:53,810
We spent... Well, we spent
every waking moment together.
1081
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:57,647
I mean, there was nobody
1082
01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,817
we would rather spend time
with than each other.
1083
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,611
You know, it just...
1084
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,365
it just made perfect sense.
1085
01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,247
If you think too loudly,
1086
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,709
you'll never hear
the answer you're looking for.
1087
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,593
Right, I'm gonna go to bed.
I love you, Mills.
1088
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,528
[Maggie sighs, chuckles]
1089
01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,867
[sighs] How do I look?
1090
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,702
Like your mother.
1091
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,582
Well, thanks for your help,
Maggie.
1092
01:12:57,665 --> 01:13:00,251
I never would have got
this dress over these bad boys.
1093
01:13:00,335 --> 01:13:03,046
[chuckles] He's one lucky boy.
1094
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,924
Would you both mind
giving me a minute?
1095
01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:08,259
Of course.
1096
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,641
[footsteps recede]
1097
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:01,020
Always follow your heart, Mills.
1098
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,778
It'll rarely lead you
the wrong way.
1099
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,782
[motorbike approaches]
1100
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,377
Hey, Billy.
1101
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,922
- Good afternoon, Mr Brown.
- How are you?
1102
01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:36,097
[Billy] Milly?
1103
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:41,352
- Hey, Milly, you in there?
- [knocking at door]
1104
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,563
- Milly?
- [whispers] The window.
1105
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:48,651
♪ I wanna see the rest of the world
the same way that you do ♪
1106
01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:51,821
♪ I wanna be the home that you
leave and you return to ♪
1107
01:14:51,905 --> 01:14:53,072
Godspeed!
1108
01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:55,575
♪ I wanna stay here in your arms
as long as I can do ♪
1109
01:14:56,034 --> 01:14:57,702
[gasps]
1110
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:03,082
♪ The silver hair
and golden years ♪
1111
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:07,212
♪ That seem so far
until they're near ♪
1112
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:12,800
♪ There's so much left
to do down here, I know ♪
1113
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,221
♪ All anyone wants is just ♪
1114
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:20,391
♪ More time, more life,
more healing ♪
1115
01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:24,812
♪ More love, more us,
more feeling, yeah ♪
1116
01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:28,483
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1117
01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:32,570
♪ More you,
more nights for dreaming ♪
1118
01:15:32,654 --> 01:15:36,241
♪ These days go by
so fast and I... ♪
1119
01:15:36,324 --> 01:15:37,492
Huh?
1120
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:41,996
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1121
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,873
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1122
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,670
- ♪ Oh, I just need... ♪
- [dress rips]
1123
01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:52,006
[children shout]
1124
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:57,887
♪ Yeah, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1125
01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,806
♪ More ♪
1126
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,141
- [Amelia screams]
- [bike bell rings]
1127
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:04,143
♪ More healing ♪
1128
01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:08,564
♪ More love, more us,
more feeling, yeah ♪
1129
01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:12,277
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1130
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,529
♪ More you,
more nights for dreaming ♪
1131
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:15,738
[yelps]
1132
01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:20,702
♪ These days go by so fast
and I ♪
1133
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:25,748
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1134
01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:28,001
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1135
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,419
♪ More ♪
1136
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,171
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1137
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:33,423
♪ More ♪
1138
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:36,217
♪ Oh, I just need,
I'm just needing ♪
1139
01:16:36,301 --> 01:16:37,802
♪ More ♪
1140
01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:41,180
{\an8}♪ Yeah, I just need,
I'm just needing more ♪
1141
01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:44,517
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1142
01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:52,025
William, please, just...
Can you just leave me alo...
1143
01:16:57,989 --> 01:17:01,451
- What are you doing here?
- Shut up.
1144
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,583
Get dressed.
1145
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:11,961
[Amelia sighs]
1146
01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:13,588
I need a date.
1147
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:19,093
- What happened to Boy Wonder?
- Less questions, more dressing.
1148
01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:20,887
[sighs]
We should be drunk by now.
1149
01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:22,597
Enough.
1150
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,103
We've barely spoken for weeks,
1151
01:17:29,187 --> 01:17:31,481
and now you're here in my house,
in my room,
1152
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,732
asking me to drink champagne
1153
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,650
and pretending
like everything's normal.
1154
01:17:34,734 --> 01:17:36,611
[sighs] Archie, I...
1155
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,988
Look, if you and Billy
have had some sort of argument
1156
01:17:39,072 --> 01:17:41,366
and you've come here because
you want little old Archie
1157
01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:44,035
to pat you on the back
and tell you it will all be OK,
1158
01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:45,119
it's not gonna happen.
1159
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,665
Not today.
1160
01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,377
Not anymore.
1161
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,838
Archie, that's not why I'm here.
1162
01:17:55,922 --> 01:18:00,218
- Then why are you here?
- Because I made a mistake.
1163
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:01,511
OK?
1164
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:07,225
A big, fat, stupid mistake.
1165
01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:14,273
I've spent so long dreaming
of having a boyfriend
1166
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:19,070
and falling in love
and going on romantic dates.
1167
01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,281
Sunset kisses.
1168
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:27,537
When always...
1169
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,375
it's been right in front of me.
1170
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,045
Are you...?
1171
01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:41,717
I love you...
1172
01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:46,264
Archibald Richard
Randolph Reginald Arnold.
1173
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:53,771
And I always have.
1174
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:01,988
- [groans]
- [glass smashes]
1175
01:19:03,448 --> 01:19:06,159
- [clang]
- [groans] Whoa!
1176
01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:09,245
[objects rattle]
1177
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:15,668
- How'd that go?
- Yep. Yep.
1178
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,628
♪ Love is like rocket,
watch it blast off ♪
1179
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:20,047
♪ And I'm feeling so electric,
dance my arse off ♪
1180
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,300
♪ And even if I wanted to,
I can't stop ♪
1181
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:24,719
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
♪
1182
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,888
♪ My love is like rocket,
watch it blast off ♪
1183
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,432
♪ And I'm feeling so electric,
dance my arse off ♪
1184
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,893
♪ And even if I wanted to,
I can't stop ♪
1185
01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:34,437
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
♪
1186
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,939
♪ You want me,
I want you, baby ♪
1187
01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:38,441
♪ My sugar boo ♪
1188
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,903
[chuckles]
1189
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,535
[phone chimes]
1190
01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,252
[sighs]
1191
01:20:14,644 --> 01:20:15,811
[phone vibrates]
1192
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,531
[phone vibrates]
1193
01:20:34,539 --> 01:20:35,790
[phone vibrates]
1194
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,837
- [gasps]
- Milly.
1195
01:20:41,921 --> 01:20:43,714
I'm gonna need some help.
1196
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:49,512
What the fuck?
1197
01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:55,768
- [inhales]
- What the fuck, Archie?
1198
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,895
I can explain.
1199
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,897
What the fuck?
1200
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,526
Amelia, wait. Please.
1201
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:09,574
[car door opens]
1202
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,423
There are moments in your life
1203
01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,216
where you're faced
with just two choices.
1204
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:29,218
[car engine starts]
1205
01:21:29,302 --> 01:21:30,803
The consequences of either one
1206
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:33,222
will shape the rest of your days
for as long as you live.
1207
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,308
Sometimes you have to listen
1208
01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:37,101
to what the universe
is trying to tell you.
1209
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:40,563
Sometimes all you can do is tell
the universe to go fuck itself
1210
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:43,316
and do exactly what you know
in your heart is right.
1211
01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:49,822
And if there's one thing I know
now more than ever before
1212
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:54,243
it's that Amelia Brown
is my universe.
1213
01:21:54,327 --> 01:21:55,953
[sighs] That'll do.
1214
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,086
It's time for the finale.
1215
01:22:14,722 --> 01:22:15,806
[grunts]
1216
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:31,364
- What the fuck?
- [laughs]
1217
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,411
[laughs]
1218
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:44,043
[laughs]
1219
01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:47,004
[distant music playing]
1220
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,094
[Amber] You're really
impressive in class.
1221
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:57,932
You're, like, totally right
about everything you say.
1222
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,020
- [footsteps approach]
- [student] Let's get a drink.
1223
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,818
- Hey.
- Hi.
1224
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,737
- Can we talk?
- [clears throat]
1225
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,077
You look really beautiful,
Amber.
1226
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:20,579
I know.
1227
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:27,044
- Photo booth.
- [girls chatter]
1228
01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:35,720
- Anyone spiked the punch yet?
- Er, yeah.
1229
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:37,805
Excellent.
1230
01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:44,687
So, er...
1231
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:48,232
things have been
a little... weird.
1232
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,236
And I, and I think...
Well, well, no...
1233
01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:55,823
I know that's on me.
Mostly on me.
1234
01:23:57,658 --> 01:24:02,329
But for what it's worth,
I truly am sorry for...
1235
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,124
well, everything.
1236
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:11,547
And you're a great guy, Billy.
I mean that.
1237
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:16,177
- But...
- Look, um... [clears throat]
1238
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:18,721
I've never been
broken up with before.
1239
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:22,767
So, is it OK if I just stop you
right there?
1240
01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:30,065
I am sorry.
1241
01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:36,864
So where is he then?
1242
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:44,079
I think it's gonna be me,
myself and Milly for a while.
1243
01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:48,626
- Sounds chaotic.
- [chuckles]
1244
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:54,173
Er... find me for a dance later?
1245
01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,842
- You can count on it.
- [Tony] Hey!
1246
01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,596
- Ooh!
- Where have you been?
1247
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,139
Sorting out your little problem.
1248
01:25:02,223 --> 01:25:03,891
What problem
would that be exactly?
1249
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:06,519
[laughs]
1250
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:11,148
[pole creaks]
1251
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,696
[exhales]
1252
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:19,740
[grunts]
1253
01:25:27,373 --> 01:25:30,042
[footsteps approach]
1254
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,460
Who's there?
1255
01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:36,257
Stop right there.
I've... I've got a gun!
1256
01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:43,180
No way are you rescuing me.
1257
01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:46,809
You're only a hero
if the person needs rescuing,
1258
01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:48,811
and I was perfectly fine
out here alone
1259
01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,105
enjoying some quality
Archibald time.
1260
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,357
Yeah?
1261
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:55,568
I see you got a haircut too.
1262
01:25:57,236 --> 01:25:58,863
[Archie groans]
1263
01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:03,200
[pants]
1264
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,456
Go get her.
1265
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,252
Right.
1266
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,089
This doesn't mean we're friends!
1267
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:21,468
The English. So dramatic.
1268
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,265
♪ Baby, if you thought
that I was trouble ♪
1269
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,226
♪ Then you're gonna hate
what's coming next ♪
1270
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:31,812
♪ Kinda like your
worst nightmare but double ♪
1271
01:26:32,146 --> 01:26:34,607
♪ Is that an angel?
No, it's your ex ♪
1272
01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:37,276
♪ Remember how you screwed up
when I was a brunette? ♪
1273
01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:39,862
♪ I don't think you knew
just what you'd done ♪
1274
01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,280
[grunts]
1275
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:47,161
[students chatter]
1276
01:26:47,244 --> 01:26:48,454
I need that microphone.
1277
01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:50,414
I think you're gonna need
a lot more than that.
1278
01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:52,708
I fucked up.
It's about a girl, and...
1279
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,001
It's about a girl?
1280
01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,085
Why didn't you say?
1281
01:26:57,087 --> 01:27:00,341
[booing and jeering]
1282
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:02,885
[girl] Wanker!
1283
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:08,098
Just picture everybody naked.
Especially that one over there.
1284
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,643
- Shrivelled yam bag.
- [Archie laughs]
1285
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:11,977
[laughter in crowd]
1286
01:27:12,061 --> 01:27:14,438
- [boy 1] Don't give him the mic!
- [girl 1] What are you doing?
1287
01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:17,691
- [boy 2] You suck!
- [booing]
1288
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,111
[girl 2] Get him off!
1289
01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:23,197
[girl 3]
Get off the fucking stage!
1290
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:26,075
- [boy 3] Bell-end!
- [jeering continues]
1291
01:27:28,661 --> 01:27:31,080
- Happy graduation, honey!
- [laughs]
1292
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:34,625
[crowd gasps]
1293
01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:38,921
- [laughter]
- [girl 4] Get off.
1294
01:27:39,964 --> 01:27:42,675
[girl 5] You're up there,
come on, at least say something.
1295
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:46,428
[girl 6] Go home, loser!
1296
01:27:46,512 --> 01:27:48,889
- My name is...
- Cakeface Boy!
1297
01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,933
[laughter]
1298
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:52,643
[booing and shouting]
1299
01:27:52,726 --> 01:27:55,229
[boy 3]
Get off the stage, four eyes!
1300
01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,273
- [crowd chants] Off! Off! Off!
- [groans]
1301
01:27:58,357 --> 01:28:01,318
[laughter]
1302
01:28:12,079 --> 01:28:13,914
[jeering continues]
1303
01:28:13,998 --> 01:28:16,291
For as long as I can remember...
1304
01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:19,169
I've been fascinated
by the night sky.
1305
01:28:19,253 --> 01:28:20,546
[boy] Who cares?
1306
01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:24,717
Home to over
200 billion trillion stars.
1307
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:28,262
And much like our universe, we
were all born after a big bang.
1308
01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:31,348
- Oh. Amen.
- [laughter]
1309
01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:36,186
And just like the stars, we're
all unique in our own ways.
1310
01:28:36,729 --> 01:28:37,855
Billy.
1311
01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:42,192
You're a solar-type star,
just like Alpha Centauri.
1312
01:28:42,276 --> 01:28:44,445
You'll burn so bright
that we can all see you,
1313
01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:46,739
a gravitational pull so large
1314
01:28:46,822 --> 01:28:48,323
that others are drawn
towards it.
1315
01:28:48,407 --> 01:28:50,034
[boy] That's our Billy!
1316
01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:53,912
We have hot blue stars
that are naturally so beautiful.
1317
01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:56,749
We have super giant stars
and so many more.
1318
01:28:57,207 --> 01:29:00,461
And, all of you,
you're all your own stars.
1319
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,674
I'm a binary star.
1320
01:29:05,758 --> 01:29:09,595
A star system consisting of two
stars orbiting a common centre.
1321
01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:13,390
The B star, me,
1322
01:29:13,724 --> 01:29:17,352
it shines less bright,
but its counterpart...
1323
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:23,650
the primary star,
it burns much brighter.
1324
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,236
Much hotter.
1325
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:31,575
And I almost destroyed
my counterpart.
1326
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:34,244
My star.
1327
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:41,668
Never again will I lose sight
of its brilliance.
1328
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:45,798
Never again will I be so stupid
or so selfish or so...
1329
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:52,012
scared.
1330
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,065
Milly.
1331
01:30:04,942 --> 01:30:07,361
I will never again stand
in the way of what you want
1332
01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:09,279
or what makes you happy.
1333
01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:13,033
And I'm truly sorry that I have
kept something from you
1334
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:14,993
for as long as I can remember.
1335
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,122
And I can blame it on
the universe as much as I want,
1336
01:30:18,205 --> 01:30:19,498
but the truth is...
1337
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,461
I've been a coward.
1338
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:30,717
Until now.
1339
01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:37,099
Amelia Elizabeth Brown...
1340
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:38,517
[chuckles]
1341
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,312
I love you more than I have
ever found a way to say.
1342
01:30:42,396 --> 01:30:43,897
I love you more
than I did yesterday,
1343
01:30:43,981 --> 01:30:46,316
and I will love you
more tomorrow.
1344
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,236
I love you more than the
universe, more than the stars...
1345
01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:51,738
Just shut up.
1346
01:30:55,993 --> 01:30:57,995
And kiss me.
1347
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,388
♪ This wasn't how
it's supposed to go ♪
1348
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:18,348
♪ I should be the one
you're dancing with... ♪
1349
01:31:18,432 --> 01:31:20,976
Any childhood loves
I should know about?
1350
01:31:21,059 --> 01:31:23,562
- Charles Dickens.
- ♪ Everybody at my fingertips ♪
1351
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:26,857
- He's dead, right?
- Ninth of June, 1870.
1352
01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:29,151
♪ And, baby,
you were meant to follow me ♪
1353
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:31,278
♪ And I was gonna
act surprised ♪
1354
01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,323
- ♪ Even though I'd know you... ♪
- Wanna dance?
1355
01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:39,161
♪ It's not like
I've been crying ♪
1356
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,412
♪ No ♪
1357
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:44,625
♪ There's just smoke
in my eyes ♪
1358
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:47,794
♪ Cos this ain't no
John Hughes movie ♪
1359
01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:50,547
♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪
1360
01:31:50,631 --> 01:31:54,801
♪ You look right through me
every time you walk by ♪
1361
01:31:54,885 --> 01:31:58,388
♪ I keep waiting for
the heartbreak music ♪
1362
01:31:58,472 --> 01:32:00,641
♪ That's never gonna come ♪
1363
01:32:00,724 --> 01:32:04,436
♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪
1364
01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:06,313
♪ Then you're not the one ♪
1365
01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:17,241
♪ Sitting on a bathroom floor ♪
1366
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:19,868
♪ Trying to get
my composure back ♪
1367
01:32:20,369 --> 01:32:22,204
♪ Think I built it up too tall
♪
1368
01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:25,207
♪ Knew I should've worn
my Adidas ♪
1369
01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:31,338
♪ It's not like
I've been crying, no ♪
1370
01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:35,259
♪ There's just smoke
in my eyes ♪
1371
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:39,137
♪ Cos this ain't no
John Hughes movie ♪
1372
01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:41,556
♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪
1373
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:45,936
♪ You look right through me
every time you walk by ♪
1374
01:32:46,019 --> 01:32:49,564
♪ I keep waiting for
the heartbreak music ♪
1375
01:32:49,648 --> 01:32:51,775
♪ That's never gonna come ♪
1376
01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:55,821
♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪
1377
01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:57,322
♪ Then you're not the one ♪
1378
01:32:57,406 --> 01:32:59,324
[phone line rings]
1379
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,789
Hello?
1380
01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:08,000
Yes, hello.
1381
01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:09,710
Is this the Love Doctor?
1382
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:13,088
[♪ "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove
♪]
1383
01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:41,658
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1384
01:33:41,742 --> 01:33:45,704
♪ Going round this roundabout,
oh, yeah ♪
1385
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:50,042
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1386
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:55,756
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now, oh, yeah ♪
1387
01:33:56,506 --> 01:34:00,761
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1388
01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:04,973
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1389
01:34:05,057 --> 01:34:09,269
♪ Don't... ♪
1390
01:34:09,353 --> 01:34:10,687
♪ Break ♪
1391
01:34:17,611 --> 01:34:19,780
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1392
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:24,743
♪ Marmalade,
we're making out, oh, yeah ♪
1393
01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:28,330
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1394
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:34,378
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
1395
01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:39,007
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1396
01:34:39,091 --> 01:34:43,261
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1397
01:34:43,345 --> 01:34:47,474
♪ Don't... ♪
1398
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,601
♪ Break ♪
1399
01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:51,978
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1400
01:34:52,062 --> 01:34:56,233
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied,
let's stay up all night ♪
1401
01:34:56,316 --> 01:35:00,487
♪ I'll get real high,
slumber party, pillow fight ♪
1402
01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:04,825
♪ My eyes on your eyes
like Peter Pan up in the sky ♪
1403
01:35:04,908 --> 01:35:06,451
♪ My best friend's
house tonight ♪
1404
01:35:06,535 --> 01:35:08,787
♪ Let's bump the beats
till beddy-bye ♪
1405
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:12,999
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1406
01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:17,212
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1407
01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:21,466
♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪
1408
01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:25,762
♪ Don't kiss me goodnight ♪
1409
01:35:25,846 --> 01:35:30,267
♪ Don't... ♪
1410
01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:38,567
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1411
01:35:38,650 --> 01:35:43,071
♪ Going round this roundabout,
oh, yeah ♪
1412
01:35:44,865 --> 01:35:46,950
♪ Take me to
your best friend's house ♪
1413
01:35:47,033 --> 01:35:52,539
♪ I loved you then
and I love you now ♪
1414
01:35:53,457 --> 01:35:57,627
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1415
01:35:57,711 --> 01:36:01,840
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1416
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:06,094
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1417
01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:10,348
♪ Don't... ♪
1418
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:14,644
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1419
01:36:14,728 --> 01:36:18,899
♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪
1420
01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:23,111
♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪
1421
01:36:23,195 --> 01:36:27,616
♪ Don't... ♪
1422
01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:34,539
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1423
01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:39,044
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1424
01:36:40,378 --> 01:36:43,673
♪ Yeah ♪
1425
01:37:04,277 --> 01:37:07,280
♪♪
1426
01:37:08,305 --> 01:38:08,929
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