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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,010 [sighs] 2 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,449 I thought he seemed sad. 3 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:17,191 He liked my drawing. 4 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,585 What do they do to him, Mom? 5 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:24,675 They help him rest, um, 6 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:28,070 they do talk therapy, some medication... 7 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,420 - When can Dad come home? - A few months, I think. 8 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,902 Doctors reevaluate after two months. 9 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,165 LAURA: Is he crazy, Mom? 10 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,428 - No. No, he's not. - Are we the problem? 11 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:42,042 He's gonna be fine, girls. He really is. 12 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,140 I don't think Dad looked good. 13 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:02,410 [sobbing] 14 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,296 [phone ringing] 15 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,954 David. Everything all right? 16 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,522 - No. Can you come in? - Yeah. What's going on? 17 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,132 - [passing car honks] - An exorcism went bad. 18 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,438 The subject slit her wrists. 19 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,309 We're rushing her to Harbor Hospital. 20 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,919 - She never tried anything like this... - God, by your name save me, 21 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,269 - by your might defend... - Oh, my God. 22 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,705 I didn't even know there was an exorcism today. 23 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,141 DAVID: There wasn't. They went around us. 24 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,447 We just got a call to come in and assess. 25 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,665 Assess now? 26 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:42,753 What's the worth now? 27 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,364 - Covering their asses. - Oh, God. 28 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,061 Okay, do you want me to call Ben? 29 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,976 No, he's with me. Can you meet us at the hospita? 30 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,630 The ER, please? 31 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,197 All right, 20 minutes. 32 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,981 I'm gonna have to head to work for a few hours. 33 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,504 You girls gonna be all right? 34 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,419 - Yeah, we'll be fine. - You don't have to worry. 35 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:56,420 [overlapping assents] 36 00:01:56,421 --> 00:01:58,682 Hey, come here. 37 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:02,382 We're gonna have to hold it together. Okay? 38 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:05,211 Dad would want us to stay strong. 39 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,909 - We're here, Mom. - We're not little kids anymore. 40 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:11,869 - I know. I love you. - Love you, too. 41 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,697 [siren wailing] 42 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:14,872 DAVID: That's why we have psychological 43 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,700 and medical examinations... 44 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,311 - But these were emergencies. - ...to prevent situations... 45 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,964 And I am fully capable of determining 46 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,749 if somebody is spiritually afflicted. 47 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,708 Okay, hold it down, please, over here. 48 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,015 If this woman is to be saved, it is imperative 49 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,105 that I finish my exorcism. 50 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,063 No, Father. 51 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,848 Father Ignatius asked me 52 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,023 to take over supervision here. 53 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,416 He's worried about liability. 54 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,331 Well, our faith is being ruined by lawyers. 55 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,463 Thank you for your input. Please step back. 56 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:41,769 Hey, Kristen, how are you? 57 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,510 Yeah, I'm-I'm fine. How is she? 58 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,816 She's lost a lot of blood, but they think she'll live. 59 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:48,167 Yeah. These are her files. There's not much in there. 60 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,646 These are our assessors. 61 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:50,995 This is the lawyer assigned to our parish, 62 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,259 - Mr. Flowers. - Nice to meet you. Okay. 63 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,522 The liability risk is high here. 64 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,263 Father Jeffries acted on his own 65 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,699 without due caution. 66 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,440 He ignored safeguards required by your insurance, 67 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:03,138 - so you may not be covered. - What are the safeguards? 68 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,487 You, the assessors. 69 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,359 Oh, wow. 70 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,882 That's a warm feeling. 71 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,753 - DEMENT: What do we do now? - FLOWERS: Assess. 72 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,364 Find reasons for the exorcism. 73 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,192 That's the only way to decrease your liability. 74 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,281 And if there are no reasons for an exorcism? 75 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,935 Well, that would not be good. If the cause was psychological 76 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,546 or physical, then the Church 77 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,330 - is vulnerable. - Kristen? 78 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,506 Look, it's hard to tell from Vicki's file alone, 79 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,596 but she could be suffering from a major depressive disorder. 80 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:28,250 I should question the husband. 81 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,122 Father. 82 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,824 DEMENT: Holy Mary. 83 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,173 DAVID: Kristen, Ben. 84 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:39,957 When did this happen? 85 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,611 MARCUS: I don't know. I've never seen it before. 86 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,265 KRISTEN: These aren't new. 87 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,224 MARCUS: The past few months we've been on 88 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,137 conflicting schedules. 89 00:03:45,138 --> 00:03:46,486 We sleep in separate beds 90 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,661 so we don't wake each other. 91 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,576 BEN: These look like MRSA. 92 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,665 Staphylococcus aureus. 93 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:54,537 - Which, unfortunately, is methicillin-resistant. - What is that? 94 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,713 Or it could be an allergic reaction. 95 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:59,107 - Yeah. - Where are her clothes? - There. 96 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,457 KRISTIN: Have you been using any new detergent at home? 97 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,503 No, but we don't do our laundry at home. 98 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,722 - What do you mean? - We're both on red-eye shifts. 99 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,028 She runs the 11:00 p.m. to Italy, 100 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,638 I do the overnight to L.A. 101 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,901 - You're flight attendants? - She is. I'm a pilot. 102 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:14,253 - And do you have any boils or marks? - No. 103 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,472 What made you think she needed an exorcism? 104 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,345 After this last red-eye, she started to exhibit... 105 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,608 I don't know, she was depressed, shut down. 106 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:24,132 She could barely sleep through the night. 107 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,569 And sometimes she would claw her face. 108 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,311 So she was showing signs of self-harming behavior? 109 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,880 Mr. Flowers, could you give us some space, please? 110 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,797 Yes. 111 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,364 She was hitting herself. 112 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,540 Did Vicki ever have an allergic reaction 113 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,281 to her uniform before? 114 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,195 I-I don't know. I never heard it. 115 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,981 Can we get it from your house? 116 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,374 She never brought it home. 117 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,940 She'd leave it at the crash pad. 118 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,725 I don't know... What is that? 119 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,467 That's a hotel room the pilots and flight attendants use 120 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,164 to sleep between shifts. 121 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,557 Sometimes it takes too long to get home from JFK, 122 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,080 so they need a bed at the airport. 123 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:02,126 Could you tell us where this crash pad is? 124 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,912 [jet roaring] 125 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,002 [knocking] 126 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,134 Aren't they here 24/7? 127 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,137 Yeah, that's what Marcus said. 128 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,271 You all right? 129 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:18,013 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 130 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,450 You don't seem fine. 131 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,670 [sighs] It's, uh, Andy. 132 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,236 What happened? 133 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,847 We had to check him into a psychiatric treatment 134 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,893 - center upstate. - Oh, my God, I am sorry. 135 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,765 He'd been dealing with claustrophobia 136 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,114 ever since the avalanche. 137 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,855 You don't get to have your phone there 138 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:37,074 for the first month, so I just, I haven't been 139 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,859 able to reach him, which is... just... 140 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,687 BEN: You did the right thing. 141 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,559 You're getting him the help he needs. 142 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:44,735 Yeah. 143 00:05:44,736 --> 00:05:47,999 Hey, he's gonna be fine. 144 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,174 DAVID: Go home, Kristin. 145 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,828 Be with your daughters. 146 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,177 - Ben and I can handle this. - No. 147 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:55,050 - I want to stay busy. - [knocking] 148 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,662 - How much? - "How much"? 149 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,448 The pizza. Aren't you guys Grubhub? 150 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,580 Oh, no, we're here for Shannon. 151 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:07,322 Shannon, I think it's the exorcists. 152 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,803 - Assessors. - Assessors. 153 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,413 Come on in. 154 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,980 Marcus said you'd be coming. Do you want a beer? 155 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,025 - No, I'm fine. - Yeah, sure. That sounds nice. 156 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:19,029 Everyone, these are the exorcist assessors. 157 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,162 ALL: Hey... Hi... 158 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:23,947 It's horror binge night. 159 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,297 Have you ever seen The Haunting of Midnight Mass Club? 160 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,038 - No. What's that? - A binge watch. 161 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,692 It's 2:00 in the morning to us, 162 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,520 so just adjust your internal clock. 163 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,131 - You're here about Vicki. - [laughter] 164 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,395 Don't mind us, we've got a 12-hour layover, 165 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,135 so we're in a bit of a partying mood. [laughs] 166 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,224 Marcus says you're Vicki's best friend? 167 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,009 I mean, I guess. We're on the same routes. 168 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:44,098 - What do you need? - Her uniform. 169 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,144 Lucy, can you stir the mac and cheese? 170 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,584 [quietly]: Okay, so this is Vicki's. 171 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,150 How do you know this was hers? 172 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,370 I thought everyone just slept wherever. 173 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,372 Oh, no, that's just the beds in the living room. 174 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,505 Those are hot beds; they're first come first serve. 175 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,245 The ones in here are cold beds. 176 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,421 You pay extra to know that 177 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,857 you're the only one sleeping in it. 178 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,641 - These are her uniforms? - Yes. 179 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,034 Her rotation. One for every out-flight, 180 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,470 one for every in-flight. 181 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,819 Do you all have the same dry cleaner? 182 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,647 No, no. Each airline has their own. 183 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:15,042 Do you have any skin reactions from the dry-cleaning chemicals? 184 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,740 - No. - What about the sheets? Who does them? 185 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,002 The hotel. 186 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,483 [woman screams] 187 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,138 Is she okay? 188 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,532 SHANNON: Oh, yeah, it happens all the time. 189 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,055 You spend all day biting your tongue, 190 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,709 holding back from saying what you really think. 191 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,538 It comes out somehow. 192 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:37,674 [overlapping screams in video and hotel room] 193 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,592 - Fast forward. - 15 seconds. 194 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,420 Anyone? 195 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,335 - Uh, thanks, but I'm driving. - [laughing] 196 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,816 I'll have one. I'll have one, and then that's it. 197 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:50,817 SHANNON: Yeah. 198 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,993 - Tori! - Tori. 199 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:55,082 Where can a girl get a drink in a place like this? 200 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,562 SHANNON: I got you, girl. 201 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,738 Hey, you were with Vicki 202 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:01,305 on her last flight, weren't you? 203 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,351 Yeah. Fuckin' crazy. 204 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,831 Tell these guys what happened. 205 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,703 They're looking into Vicki going nuts. He's a priest. 206 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,139 Oh, sorry, Father. 207 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,141 No, no, no. It's no problem. I'm David. 208 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,187 Uh, this is Kristin and Ben. 209 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,668 - How's Vicki doing? - DAVID: We are not sure. 210 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,540 Um, we're just trying to piece together what happened. 211 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,759 - TORI: Mm. - Any thoughts? 212 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,717 Yeah. 213 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,415 We were on the red-eye from Rome, 214 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,504 the tourist coupon flight. 215 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,114 - Coupon? - Tourist deal. 216 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,681 It means people drink a lot on the way home. 217 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,683 Yeah, they have to go to work on Monday, 218 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,641 so they... unwind. 219 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,774 Yeah, but it wasn't just that. 220 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,253 She said she saw Captain Lemire. 221 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,038 - Fuck you. - That's what she said! 222 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,736 - "Captain Lemere"? What? - Lemire. 223 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,869 It's an old legend. A ghost pilot. 224 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,566 - We've all seen him. - I haven't. 225 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,089 Well, that doesn't mean he wasn't there, 226 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,526 - you just weren't paying attention. - Okay. 227 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,310 Okay, so there was this pilot, Lemire. 228 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,573 His flight went down in the North Atlantic. 229 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,706 It was a tragedy. Everybody on board died. 230 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,186 The thing is, a few months later, 231 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,580 he started appearing on flights across the Atlantic 232 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,234 whenever there was crazy turbulence. 233 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,542 And I swear he's trying to crash those flights. 234 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,108 Come on, that's all superstition. 235 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,806 TORI: No, you think everything is superstition. 236 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,808 When we landed, Vicki fell down. 237 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,245 Her body was, like, throbbing. 238 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,986 She was foaming at the mouth. 239 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,553 The paramedics has to come and take her off the plane, 240 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,555 and that was the last time she flew. 241 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,600 - Her husband called in her resignation the next day. - Come on. 242 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,559 That is not why she was leaving. 243 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,517 - Tell them, Tori. - What do you mean? - Shut up, Lucy. 244 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,258 What? Tell me. 245 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,652 - What was it? - She had a side hustle, 246 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,305 - and it took off. - Lucy! 247 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,178 Everybody knew it, Tori. Just fuckin' tell them. 248 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,747 Look, she was a mule. 249 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:37,445 What, for drugs? Heroin? 250 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,621 TORI: No, no. It was not a big deal. 251 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,885 She was moving relics from Rome. 252 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,322 Like bones and old icons. 253 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,194 Apparently there's a big black market for that. 254 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,979 - That's why she was leaving? - Yeah. On her last trip 255 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,720 she said she got something that she could retire on. 256 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,200 She's gonna be flying first class 257 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,810 - from now on. - KRISTIN: What was it? 258 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,465 No clue. But she hid it in the galley in a bag. 259 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,859 She wouldn't tell me what it was. 260 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:03,079 - But during the lightning, she did say something weird. - BEN: What? 261 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:08,172 "I need to destroy it, or it will destroy me." 262 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:14,570 [maniacal laughter] 263 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,199 She made me promise never to show this to anyone. 264 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,562 Whoa. 265 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,195 [door opens] 266 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,372 [door closes] 267 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,418 We heard you wanted to see us? 268 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,857 We did. We do. Have we met? 269 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,729 No, uh, this is Kristen and Ben. 270 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,079 - Hello. - Hi. 271 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,994 Are you part of the Entity? 272 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,736 I'm Father Dominic. 273 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:38,000 There is no Entity, and you are the other assessors. 274 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,567 We must have really stumbled onto something important 275 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,438 if you're revealing yourself to us. 276 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:45,138 David said you were both very knowing. 277 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:49,534 Yes. We believe this relic... 278 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,714 We believe it is a portion of the True Cross. 279 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,803 Christ's cross? 280 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,545 Yes. A sliver from the base has always been missing. 281 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,113 It was traced to Croatia in World War II, but then lost. 282 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,462 We don't know how your flight attendant... 283 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,768 Vicki Finch. 284 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,771 We don't know how she gained access to it, 285 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,773 but it needs to be returned to the Vatican. 286 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:15,037 It is, as you can imagine... invaluable. 287 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,083 Is this what possessed her? 288 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,780 We don't know, and that isn't our issue. 289 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,000 But it is our issue. 290 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:24,481 We believe returning the relic will exorcise her. 291 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,266 We need this returned immediately, 292 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,268 and we need the three of you to deliver it. 293 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,486 [chuckles] 294 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,836 I'm sorry, what? 295 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,186 The Vatican has asked you to deliver this relic. 296 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,057 They have questions for you. 297 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,799 - You want us to go to the Vatican? - Yes. 298 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,802 - Why not just David? - They have questions 299 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,283 that touch upon all your disciplines. 300 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,633 This is non-negotiable. 301 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,504 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, I'm not your employee, 302 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,985 so you can't really tell me what's negotiable. 303 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:54,120 Kristin, Ben, I need you to go with David. 304 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,775 - Are you ordering us? - No. 305 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,993 I'm asking you politely. 306 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,604 This has gone to the very top. 307 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,519 They want the three of you to meet with them 308 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,566 at the Vatican and discuss this relic. 309 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,569 Uh, let us talk about it. 310 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,484 - Please. - Yes. 311 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,095 The flight is tomorrow. 312 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,620 [Ben snorts] 313 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,798 [whispering]: I've never been to Rome. 314 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,801 ♪ 315 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,296 [baby cooing] 316 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,996 [thunder crashing] 317 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,563 [demonic laughter] 318 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,653 ♪ 319 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,076 ♪ 320 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,804 ♪ 321 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,127 YASMINE: Wow, look at you, dressed to impress. 322 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,912 Those priests are all gonna break their vows. 323 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,436 That's what I'm going for. Thank you so much, Yasmine. 324 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,698 I really appreciate it. 325 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,526 It's only gonna be 35 hours, there and back. 326 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,136 - That's it. - Uh, do you want me to make dinner? 327 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,877 - Because I don't make dinner. - Uh, no. 328 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,097 Actually, the girls are gonna want to make candy salad, 329 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,707 but you shouldn't let them; I already ordered pizza. 330 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,970 - [exhales] Thank God. - Here is the number 331 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,277 for my neighbor, Sheila Gibson. She's really great. 332 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,018 She'll come over if there's any problem. 333 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,759 There won't be any problems. I'm really good with kids. 334 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,979 Also, they had a little bit of a setback with their dad, 335 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,546 so they might be a bit emotional. 336 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,636 Just let 'em watch whatever Netflix show they want. 337 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,247 Let me give you the code. 338 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,293 - Come on. - YASMINIE: Okay. 339 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,949 How'd it go with that stolen egg, by the way? 340 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,863 Let's talk about that later. 341 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,213 Girls? 342 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,866 Mom, I can do this. I'm old enough. 343 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,043 I know, I know. But Yasmine's just backup, okay? 344 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,306 Can you get us something cool, like a T-shirt? 345 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,177 - Or the leaning tower. - I'm barely gonna be able 346 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,787 to touch the ground when I get there. 347 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,398 - Are you gonna see the pope? - I don't think so. 348 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,356 We're gonna return a relic to make someone well. 349 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,358 - Whoa! - Okay, Mom, here's what you do. 350 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,099 - Okay. - In the Sistine Chapel... 351 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,666 - Mm-hmm. - ...you take out your pen 352 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,754 and scrawl your name at the base. 353 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,190 - Oh, my God! - No, no! 354 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,626 Just don't let anyone see, 355 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,672 and you'll be as famous as Michelangelo. 356 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,674 All right, I think it's time I leave you juvenile delinquents. 357 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,980 [indistinct chatter] 358 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,720 Um, I'll call. Don't kill anyone. 359 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,287 And if you do, keep the receipts. 360 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,636 YASMINE: Just have fun. 361 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,203 It's not for fun, it's work. Okay? 362 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,771 All right, I love you, I love you, I love you. 363 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,164 - I love you. - I love you. 364 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,339 Mwah. I'll send photos. 365 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,470 LILA: Michelangelo. 366 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,385 Okay. Don't burn the house down. 367 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,258 - Love you. - We'll do our best. 368 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,087 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,653 Hey, David. 370 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,612 - Hey, hey, hey. - You want to grab this spot? 371 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,441 Oh, thank you. 372 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,225 You clean up nice, Benny. 373 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,227 Well, this is my first trip to Italy. 374 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,446 Mine, too. You know what? 375 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,925 I thought the Vatican would spring us 376 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:55,970 first-class tickets. 377 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,319 Yeah. Next time. 378 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,452 You think we're gonna talk to the pope? 379 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,671 I'm sure he's got all the time in the world for us. 380 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,239 So, does the relic get its own seat, or...? 381 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,937 Well, I was thinking you could take the window, if you like. 382 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,287 Let the relic sit in the window, 383 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,941 have it enjoy the view a little bit. 384 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,770 DAVID: Ah... 385 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,076 KRISTIN: Thank you. Whoops. 386 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,731 Okay, well, I am going to sleep. 387 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,776 You can wake me up when we crash. 388 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,475 - Ben! - Don't joke. 389 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,260 Hold on, you guys know that I can't really 390 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,262 crash the plane by joking about it crashing, right? 391 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,570 Hey! Go to sleep. 392 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,965 [wind whooshing] 393 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,490 Okay, your sisters are in the kitchen 394 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,970 making something called candy salad. 395 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,189 Ugh, don't get me started. 396 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,756 I think you should start the movie. 397 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,540 No. Come on, tell me, what did Mom do next? 398 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,889 I don't think your mom would want me to tell you about... 399 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,239 Did she have a lot of boyfriends? 400 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,067 Define "a lot." 401 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,852 - [chuckles] - Oh, my God. How many? 402 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,723 Well, are we talking just boyfriends, 403 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,117 - or girlfriends, too? - What? 404 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,511 - Okay, that's a story for another time. - [phone buzzing] 405 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,862 - Oh, I want to know. - Hey, Mom. 406 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,691 What's wrong? Wait, what? 407 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,127 I-I can't hear you. 408 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,651 Where are you? Where's Billy? 409 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,392 - Mom? - What's wrong? 410 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,091 Okay, I got it. 411 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,918 I got it. Give me an hour. 412 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,007 [sighs] Okay. 413 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,923 Okay, my mom lives in an assisted-living facility, 414 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,056 and a branch just crashed through her kitchen. 415 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,232 I need to go pick her up. I'll bring her back here. 416 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,408 Are you four all right on your own for an hour? 417 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,757 I got it. 418 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760 - [train rattling] - [train whistle blowing] 419 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,198 - I want bangs. - You know, guys, I should use this cream on Laura's hair. 420 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,722 - I heard it's really good. - No, that's $60 a jar. 421 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,984 - Mom bought it to be used. - Will you bleach our hair? 422 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,116 - I heard it's really good. - No. 423 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,552 Mom would, like, actually kill us 424 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:40,423 LYNN [pounding on door]: What are you guys doing? 425 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,337 - Nothing. - Nothing. 426 00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,511 Getting ready for bed. 427 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,165 - Nothing. - Brushing our teeth. 428 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,601 - I think we should do skin care. - I can do your nails. 429 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,255 You know, I do Alex's all the time... 430 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,302 You guys have to stop. You're gonna overload the... 431 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,173 ...circuits. 432 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,957 [thunder rumbles] 433 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,135 [cheerful music plays] 434 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:04,403 Hello, ladies. Bob the Built Builder here. 435 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:07,536 So you want to reset your circuit breaker? Here's how. 436 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,452 First things first, locate your service panel... 437 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,193 LAURA: Oh, great. That's helpful, Bob. 438 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,152 LYNN: So where's the service panel? 439 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,241 LEXIS: I think it's in the basement near the washing machine. 440 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,330 LILA: Wait, maybe we should call Mom's friend. 441 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,159 - She said she'd be right back. - Oh, yeah. Where is she? 442 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,073 Isn't her mom dying? 443 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,423 LYNN: Okay, come on, I need someone to hold the light. 444 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,164 - I can't. I have to pee. - No, you don't. 445 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,948 You just want to check your hair. 446 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,559 No, I don't. It's dark. I need someone to come with me. 447 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,126 It's dark everywhere. 448 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,519 Okay, Lexis, you take Laura to the bathroom 449 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,868 and use your phone for light. 450 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,044 - Lila, come with me. - What? 451 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,526 - We're breaking off into pairs. - I don't want to go to the basement. 452 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,576 - [sighs] - [stairs creaking] 453 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,150 LYNN: Okay, where is it? 454 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,198 Is that it? 455 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,383 Okay... 456 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,605 Well, that isn't helpful. 457 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,696 Turn on the video. 458 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,961 [cheerful music plays] 459 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,664 Now, open the front door of your service panel 460 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,057 and find the tripped circuit breaker. 461 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,145 It will be in a... 462 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,408 a middle position. 463 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,324 All I see are a lot of switches. 464 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,891 Just start flipping them. 465 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,894 Okay. 466 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,291 Are you becoming more religious? 467 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,684 What? 468 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,426 Mom thinks you are. 469 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,647 I'm just looking at things, is all. 470 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,389 Is it because of Dad? 471 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,175 I don't know. 472 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,178 It feels like we're orphans, doesn't it? 473 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,006 No. 474 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,661 Well, what's it called when you only have one parent? 475 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,622 - Half-orphan? - Dad's not dead. 476 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,928 We need to help Mom. 477 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:22,149 - I think she's losing it. - I know. 478 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,107 Did you hear her yell out last night? 479 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,587 I think she has bad dreams. 480 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,677 - I think... - [scratching noises] 481 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,332 What was that? 482 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,551 [scratching overhead] 483 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,944 Rats? 484 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,946 [scratching continues] 485 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,427 [whispering]: Give me the flashlight. 486 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,706 Wait. 487 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,665 Maybe... 488 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,320 maybe it's a cat. 489 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,076 [both scream] 490 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:23,166 [Lynn and Lila screaming] 491 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,256 [screaming] 492 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:29,303 [bats chittering, squeaking] 493 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,000 They're just trying to scare us. 494 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,351 Stop it, Lila! 495 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,355 LILA [in distance]: Lynn, be careful! 496 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,922 [floor creaking] 497 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,663 LILA: I think I see one over there. 498 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,056 [Lexis and Laura breathing heavily] 499 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,538 - Be careful! Watch out! - [rumbling] 500 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:49,105 [bats squeaking] 501 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,544 [screaming] 502 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,591 - Inside. Close the door. - Okay. 503 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,071 - Uh, door. - Okay. 504 00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,594 They cleared out of the kitchen! 505 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,030 - LYNN: Come down here! - [bats squeaking] 506 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,641 - [thunder rumbles] - Oh, my God. 507 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,078 LYNN [in distance]: Laura, are you okay? 508 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,862 Where are you? 509 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,037 [squeaking] 510 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,127 [screaming] 511 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,179 - [bats squeaking] - [screaming] - Go! 512 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,355 Go, go, go, go! 513 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,925 [all talking at once] 514 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,797 Guys! Guys. We're safe now. 515 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,104 Everybody just needs to hold it together. 516 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,236 It's fine. 517 00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,977 It's okay. 518 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,284 - [screaming] - No, you guys! 519 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,720 It's just a water stain. 520 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,243 - No, it's a bat. - LYNN: Everybody calm down. 521 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,377 - It's fine. - There's another one. 522 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,118 [squeaking] 523 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,208 - Hold on! - [screaming] 524 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,604 Over here. Wait, I got it. 525 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,128 - It's locked. - I know! 526 00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,565 - The key's in the kitchen. - Oh, my God. 527 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,176 Aah! It's locked! 528 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,917 Okay, what do we do now? 529 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,963 Oh, there's a fake rock around here with a key in it. 530 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,268 - I saw Mom use it once. - Okay. 531 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,053 Why don't we just call the neighbor? 532 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,837 I called her earlier. I just got her machine. 533 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,230 LAURA: Well, this is great. We're gonna die out here. 534 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,841 Whoa, hold on, hold on, this is it. 535 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:14,452 - [girls all scream] - Okay, I'm calling. 536 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,716 Who? Mom's on a plane. 537 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:19,848 Hi, it's me. We need help. 538 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,198 We're locked outside and there's bats. 539 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,679 SHERYL: I'm so sorry. But where's Mom? 540 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,333 LEXIS: On a trip. A work trip. 541 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,769 Don't you have a key? 542 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,641 Uh, yes. Um... 543 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,773 O-Okay, I'll be, I'll be right there. 544 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,427 Who was that? 545 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,516 Lexis. 546 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,910 Um, baby? 547 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,610 Oh, God, this is such bullshit. 548 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,744 We're gonna have to renegotiate our quid pro quo. 549 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,142 ♪ 550 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,584 [sighs] I can't get ahold of them. 551 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,500 They're probably asleep. What is it there, 10:00? 552 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,545 Yeah. Oh, wait, I got a text from them. 553 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,069 "Everything's good, Mom. There was a blackout 554 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,637 from the storm, but we're good. Send photos." 555 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,378 See? They're strong girls. 556 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,771 [sighs heavily] 557 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,555 Why do I get so worried? 558 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,340 I get this itch in my stomach that something's wrong. 559 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,517 Are we going to a hotel or straight to the Vatican? 560 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,257 Could we get a bite to eat? 561 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,999 Andiamo dritti al Vaticano? 562 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,132 Vogliamo darci una rinfrescata. 563 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:30,049 La reliquia va restituita il prima possibile. 564 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,311 Hmm? 565 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,314 We have to return the relic first. 566 00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,098 Here. 567 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,622 Oh, great. Just what I needed. 568 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,798 [gasps] Oh, my gosh, the Colosseum. 569 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:42,148 Let me take a picture. 570 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:45,455 Uh, could... could you open the window? 571 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,458 Oh, can you ask them to unlock the window? 572 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:53,420 Tolga il blocco per bambini dai finestrini, la prego. 573 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,727 [speaks Italian] 574 00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,990 Great. 575 00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,818 They're not gonna let us see any part of Rome, are they? 576 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,341 Maybe afterwards. 577 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:02,472 Probably has something to do with the relic 578 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,126 and its toxicity. 579 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,694 If it's toxic, why are we the ones who transported it? 580 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,828 Because we are the expendable atheists. 581 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,264 DAVID: Speak for yourself. 582 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,745 I don't think they know English. 583 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:18,097 [singing sweetly]: ♪ Sodomy ♪ 584 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:21,013 ♪ Fellatio ♪ 585 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,972 ♪ Cunnilingus ♪ 586 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:27,019 ♪ Pederasty ♪ 587 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,498 ♪ Father ♪ 588 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:31,154 ♪ Why do these words sound so nasty? ♪ 589 00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:35,027 - [Ben chuckles] - ♪ Masturbation ♪ 590 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:38,465 ♪ Can be fun ♪ 591 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:41,424 ♪ Join the holy orgy ♪ 592 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,253 ♪ Kama Sutra. ♪ 593 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,040 Where do we enter? 594 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,173 Probably the Porta del Perugino. 595 00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:53,655 Entriamo dalla Porta del Perugino? 596 00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,226 They don't seem happy with us. 597 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,185 Did we do something wrong? 598 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,897 [quietly]: Does it feel like we're being kidnapped? 599 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,118 [quietly]: Kinda. 600 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,257 You get out here. 601 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,041 Wha... 602 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,827 - Qui? - PRIEST: Yes. 603 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,700 Okay. 604 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:51,974 Um, sorry, should we bring our bags, or... 605 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:12,908 [door creaks shut] 606 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:18,348 BEN: Uh, isn't this the place where Joe Pesci got killed? 607 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,572 Ma che succede? 608 00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,617 Perché siamo qui? 609 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:28,707 This way. 610 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:31,317 Why? 611 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,362 The relic. 612 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,452 [unlocks door] 613 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:50,076 There. 614 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,907 Hey... 615 00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:58,300 [door creaks shut] 616 00:28:58,301 --> 00:28:59,562 [exhales] 617 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,870 Well, I'm glad I dressed up. 618 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,483 [footsteps echoing] 619 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,964 [rustling] 620 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,446 - KRISTIN: What's that noise? - DAVID: What? 621 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:15,014 Sounds like rats. 622 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,410 What? I'm-I'm hungry. 623 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:23,804 You want some? 624 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:26,547 No, I'm-I'm good. 625 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:33,858 KRISTIN: Hey, exactly how far are we supposed to 626 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,903 go down this thing? 627 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:39,037 No idea. It's all new to me. 628 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,169 Let's just remember we're doing it for Vicki. 629 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:43,911 - [door squeaks] - Hi. 630 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,349 Oh, sorry. How was your trip? 631 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,656 Fine. 632 00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,266 What are you doing here? 633 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:52,920 Seeing if you have the one true relic. 634 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:55,140 Why didn't you fly with us? 635 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,837 No reason. 636 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,578 No, there was a reason. 637 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:01,494 He was worried our plane was gonna crash. 638 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,670 We're the guinea pigs. 639 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:05,194 No. 640 00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,243 This way, please. 641 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,074 [tapping flashlight in palm] 642 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,516 KRISTIN: So, um, what is this, a sewer? 643 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:26,171 DOMINIC: No, an escape tunnel for the Holy Father. 644 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,825 From the 16th century. 645 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,566 During World War II, the Vatican chose 646 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:34,570 to hide their more irreplaceable artifacts here. 647 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:37,791 It is where the One True Cross now resides. 648 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:41,622 We must see if that has a place in the cross. 649 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,931 So how did a flight attendant get it? 650 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:49,542 That is a mystery. 651 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:53,285 There's an active black market. That's all we know. 652 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:55,375 [water dripping] 653 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:24,142 When we enter, please keep your voices to a whisper. 654 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,493 This is holy ground. 655 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,068 [whispering]: You'd think if this was holy ground 656 00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:38,678 they'd keep it cleaner. 657 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:39,940 [whispering]: You'd think if this was holy ground 658 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,682 it'd clean itself. 659 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,657 [monk speaking softly in Latin] 660 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:19,154 You are still Catholic as hell. 661 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:22,026 It's the tug of ritual. 662 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:24,158 It has us in its grasp. 663 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:26,161 Freud. 664 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,646 [monk continues speaking softly in Latin] 665 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,460 ♪ 666 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,392 It's a counterfeit. 667 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,351 You're kidding. 668 00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:29,571 No. There are relic dealers who counterfeit real relics. 669 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,183 - Then why is Vicki Finch sick? - Who's that? 670 00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,663 [chuckles] Wow. 671 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:37,318 The Catholic Church. You gotta love 'em. 672 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:39,059 The possessed woman with the relic. 673 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,801 - There are boils all over her body. - I don't know. 674 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,890 But this is not the stolen relic. 675 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:46,066 Maybe psychosomatic suggestion? 676 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,286 If only we had a psychiatrist here. 677 00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:49,678 Oh, I'm a psychologist. 678 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,811 This is what I suggest. 679 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:55,641 This is water blessed by the Holy Father. 680 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,599 Pour it over her infliction and explain 681 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,473 the relic she stole was a counterfeit. 682 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:03,867 Thank you, Father. 683 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,654 Have a good trip back. 684 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:24,148 We need to get food before I get on the plane, or I'm dying. 685 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,325 Hey, Lynn, hi, how are you? 686 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,630 I-I was starting to get worried. 687 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:30,067 There was a blackout from a storm 688 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,242 and we couldn't charge our phones. 689 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,721 But everything's all right? 690 00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:34,071 - You're-you're all right? - Yes. 691 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,420 Mom wants to know if we're all right. 692 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:36,986 - Hi, Mom! - Hey, how are you? How's Rome? 693 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,597 - Is it cool? - KRISTIN: Um, wait, 694 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:40,512 - there was a blackout? - LYNN: Yes. 695 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,688 But we handled it. You'd be proud of us. 696 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:44,690 Could I talk to Yasmine? 697 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,344 Actually, she had to go help her mom. 698 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,824 The windstorm. A branch fell into her house. 699 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,043 What? 700 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,698 It's okay, Mom. We did well. 701 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:53,916 We handled it all on our own. 702 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,135 Did you call the neighbor? 703 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:56,963 Yes, but we couldn't get her. 704 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:58,791 Oh, dear God. 705 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:01,010 LYNN: How's the Vatican, Mom? Is it beautiful? 706 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,925 No, not really. I'll tell you later. 707 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,710 So-so what happened to Yasmine? 708 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,755 Mom, my phone's almost out of charge; I'll call you back. 709 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:08,106 Love you. 710 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,849 Okay, you guys can come out now. All the bats are gone. 711 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,373 Okay, we're gonna have to burn the house down, 712 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:17,070 'cause I can't live here anymore. 713 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,812 Come on. Come on. 714 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,510 Look. Bat-free! 715 00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:25,600 - LILA: How'd you do that, Grandma? - Cinnamon sticks. 716 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,385 LYNN: How'd you know to do that, Grandma? 717 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:31,693 Let's just say I've lived in some pretty run-down places. 718 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,042 What the... Who's that? 719 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:35,958 Oh, yeah, that's a, that's a baby. 720 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,699 - I'm babysitting. - Oh, my God. 721 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,746 [girls all talking at once] 722 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:42,182 This is Timothy. 723 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,706 Timothy, these are your, um... 724 00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:49,102 This is Lexis, Laura, 725 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,757 Lila and Lynn. 726 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,586 - Oh, my God, he's smiling! - LAURA: He likes me. 727 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,327 - No, me. - SHERYL: He likes all of you. 728 00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:58,981 You know, this is the first time he's stopped crying today. 729 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:01,636 Does he have a dad, or did she have him out of wedlock? 730 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,335 Who? Did who have him out of wedlock? 731 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:05,988 I don't know. Does he have a mom? 732 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:10,167 Um... shall we tell them, Timothy, 733 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,082 or should we wait? 734 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,562 What does that mean? 735 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,608 [exhales] It's, um... 736 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:17,957 it's a bit of a secret. 737 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,480 It's a secret who the mom is? 738 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:21,221 A bit of one. 739 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,005 Oh, you know what? He might be hungry. 740 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:26,139 - Who wants to feed him? - I do! I do! - I'm oldest. 741 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:28,228 I think he just wants to be held. 742 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,099 Okay. 743 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,972 Why don't you try that? Go ahead. 744 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,105 Be careful. Careful. 745 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:38,413 It's okay, I know how to do it. 746 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,417 - [Lexis chuckles] - LAURA: He's so cute. 747 00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:45,767 It's like you two belong together. 748 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,509 Mom says I could start babysitting at 14, 749 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:51,905 so I'm gonna try to learn as much as I can before then. 750 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:56,952 I've missed you girls. 751 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,346 You all right, Grandma? 752 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:02,262 [trying not to cry]: Yeah, yeah, I think it's the... 753 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,046 I think it's the cinnamon sticks. 754 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:05,701 [girls laugh] 755 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,796 [indistinct chatter] 756 00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:19,105 - Hey, Father, how's she doing? - Unchanged. 757 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:21,368 Doctors can find nothing toxic in her clothing. 758 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:24,110 - How was Rome? - Disappointing. 759 00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:26,025 But we got some holy water from the pope. 760 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,114 - You might, uh... - I might... 761 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,682 Father, tell Vicki 762 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:33,598 the relic she was transporting... 763 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:36,601 it was counterfeit. She's not guilty. 764 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,908 - Kristin thinks this is - psychological? - Yes. 765 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:42,171 And you might want to bless her with some holy water. 766 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:43,738 Father Jeffries isn't here. 767 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:47,481 That's probably better. Just try it yourself. 768 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,701 - All right. - Thank you, Father. 769 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:51,529 And we're heading home. 770 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:52,965 Fly safe. 771 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,706 Thanks. 772 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,839 - KRISTIN: Well, that was a nice trip to Rome. - Yeah. 773 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,277 Hey, look who's here. My favorite exorcists. 774 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,801 Tori. I didn't know you were gonna be on this flight. 775 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,193 I'm in first class, but I'll try to 776 00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:05,238 slip you some champagne if you like. 777 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,806 Oh, would you, please? 778 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,590 So, are you checking out the flight for Vicki? 779 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,331 No, we were returning her relic. 780 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,074 Oh, that's good. 781 00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:18,164 What's that doing here? 782 00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,774 It's a fake, Tori. 783 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,123 The relic is counterfeit. 784 00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:23,865 Okay. 785 00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:25,693 She thought our flight was gonna crash because of that. 786 00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:26,782 It's not going to. 787 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,132 Okay. 788 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:34,006 It's just, flight attendants can be superstitious, so... 789 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,487 Okay, we're closing up the doors. Just buckle up. 790 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,010 - Hey, get me that drink you just... - TORI: Yes. 791 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,361 Will you just... 792 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:48,413 [thunder rumbling] 793 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,996 [Kristin sighs] 794 00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:20,182 [exhales sharply] 795 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,447 What the fuck? 796 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,799 [whispering]: Hey, Tori. This thing, 797 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,844 I don't know what's happening, but it won't shut off. 798 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:33,065 Excuse me, Father? Father. 799 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:35,110 David. 800 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:37,983 - There's a call for you. - A call? 801 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,639 Ground to air. Please. 802 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:45,513 [thunder crashes] 803 00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,088 - What's that about? - David. He got a call. 804 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:59,484 A call? Here? 805 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,661 It's the captain. 806 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,445 David Acosta. 807 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,273 I have an emergency air-to-ground call for you. 808 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:08,970 Please wait. 809 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:10,450 DOMINIC: David. 810 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,060 Father, how'd you get me here? 811 00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:13,758 The Vatican switchboard connected me. 812 00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:16,369 - It's urgent that I warn you. - About? 813 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,936 The relic you brought here. 814 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,894 I said it wasn't from the Cross of Christ, 815 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,330 and it's not. 816 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:24,072 - But the box... - Uh... What about it? 817 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,205 The monastic father in the chapel thinks 818 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:28,903 he recognized it. It is a relic. 819 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:29,991 Okay. 820 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,732 A demonic relic. 821 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,908 - Bulgarian. The kukeri. - [cabin shaking] 822 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,649 I don't know what that means. 823 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,999 It's part of a collection being brought into New York 824 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,351 to be assembled in service of the ultimate corruption. 825 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,267 So an ultimate evil is coming to New York? 826 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:46,834 - It's already there. - [thunderous bang] 827 00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:48,357 - Whoa! - [people exclaiming] 828 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:50,316 Father, you'll have to get back to your seat. 829 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:52,536 David, you mustn't let that piece 830 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:53,972 reach its destination. 831 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,278 The only way to curb its power is to destroy it. 832 00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,978 - I'm on a plane. How do I... - [Tori cries out] 833 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:01,980 You'll have to get back to your seat now, Father. Please! 834 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,329 CAPTAIN [over intercom]: Ladies and gentlemen, 835 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:04,896 this is the captain speaking. 836 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:06,767 We have entered a rough patch of weather, 837 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,901 and we ask that all passengers remain in their seats 838 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,555 with their seat belts securely fastened 839 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,514 until we get through this. 840 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,129 You all right? 841 00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:26,308 [thunder crashes] 842 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:27,875 This is the captain. We are flying through 843 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,704 unexpected weather we could not detect beforehand. 844 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:33,359 Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened. 845 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,579 [woman cries out] 846 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,929 [Kristen sighs heavily] 847 00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:40,498 I am not liking this. 848 00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:42,455 I do not like this. 849 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:45,197 [thunder rumbling] 850 00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:47,068 David. 851 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:49,332 - BEN: Hey, hey. - I thought I saw something. 852 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,032 It looked like... 853 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:57,601 What? What'd it look like? 854 00:41:57,602 --> 00:41:59,473 I don't know. 855 00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:04,564 Like a... a ghost. 856 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:06,784 It's just the static energy from the lightning strikes 857 00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:09,265 playing tricks on your eyes. 858 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,400 We need to destroy the relic. 859 00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,054 - What? Why? - BEN: Destroy it? 860 00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:17,577 Here? How? 861 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,405 [loud bang] 862 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,495 - [distressed cries] - [booming thunder] 863 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,586 This is the captain. For your own safety, 864 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:29,110 we request that you keep your seat belts fastened. 865 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,242 We are already making... 866 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,766 [demonic cry over intercom] 867 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:34,115 What the hell? 868 00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:37,379 Don't worry. On a flight last year, 869 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,034 somebody on the ground hacked into the media system, 870 00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:42,776 and they were doing all kinds of weird sounds. 871 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,865 - Well, are we over the ground? - No, no. 872 00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:46,432 We're above the Atlantic. 873 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,348 Then where would they be hacking from? 874 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:50,610 I don't know. 875 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,046 It could be somebody on the plane. 876 00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:55,180 [demonic shriek over intercom] 877 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:56,442 - Oh, my God! - [woman sobbing] 878 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,837 David, what are you doing? 879 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,758 [thunder crashes] 880 00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:16,070 What I can. 881 00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:17,290 - [woman gasps] - WOMAN 2: Ow. 882 00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,379 BEN: David, the plane is not having trouble 883 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,163 because of that box. 884 00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:25,210 [demonic shriek] 885 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:26,778 [thunder rolling] 886 00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:32,391 - Oh, my God, it's burning. - What? 887 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,437 [thunder crashes] [passengers cry out] 888 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,099 [demonic shriek] 889 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:53,152 [rumbling subsides] 890 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,984 This is the captain. My apologies for 891 00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:02,290 that unanticipated weather. 892 00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:04,075 We've already started our descent into JFK. 893 00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:06,381 We expect to land 40 minutes ahead. 894 00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:08,035 Welcome to New York. 895 00:44:08,036 --> 00:44:10,211 [scattered applause] 896 00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:12,258 [exhales] Wow. 897 00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:16,566 Well, good thing we went to Rome. 898 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,005 [sighs] 899 00:44:21,006 --> 00:44:22,267 LILA: I want to keep him forever. Please, can you? 900 00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:23,660 [girls chatter indistinctly] 901 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,444 - How old is he? - He is so adorable. 902 00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:28,577 - He has to come every time. - He's such a cutie. 903 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:30,668 Mom landed. She's on her way. 904 00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:36,411 Okay, um, I think you gals are fine on your own now. 905 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:38,457 Why can't Timothy stay? 906 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,460 You know why. 907 00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:45,029 But I want to tell you the secret. 908 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:46,770 - Yes. I want to know. - Tell us. - Tell us. 909 00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:48,293 We just need to have an agreement. 910 00:44:48,294 --> 00:44:50,295 Okay? This is just between the five of us. 911 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,601 - [Timothy fussing] - The six of us. 912 00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:53,733 - Promise. - All right. - SHERYL: Okay? 913 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:54,604 - Cross your heart? - Yep. 914 00:44:54,605 --> 00:44:55,693 - Yep. - Yes. 915 00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:00,784 Did you notice that Timothy 916 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,961 looks like you four? 917 00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:08,227 [fussing] 918 00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:11,055 You know why? 919 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,841 No. Why? 920 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,629 He's your brother. 921 00:45:21,631 --> 00:45:22,763 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 66929

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