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[quacking]

? I'm a fun-loving duck And I love to play ?

? Quickly waddling through the day ?

? So much to see along the way And I'm so flappity ?

? I'm a graceful goose And I love being me ?

? I take my steps more thoughtfully ?

? There's beauty in all I see ?

-? And I'm so elegant ? -[quacks]

-[honks] -[both] ? You be you, and I'll be me ?

-[quacks] -? You be you, and I'll be me ?

? Duck and Goose We're Duck and Goose ?

[Duck] "Duck and Goose and Thistle's Beach."

[seagulls squawking]

[sighs]

There's nothing like a relaxing day at the beach.

-[quacking] -[shrieks]

Zowie!

Come on, waves.

You can't catch me. You can't catch me.

I'm glad you're having a good time at the beach, Duck.

It's so exciting!

I used to think the waves were too loud, but now I think they're just right.

[laughs]

-[seagull caws] -[Goose honks]

-Zowie! -[caws]

-[gasps] Listen to the caws. -[cawing]

-Whoa! -Ooh.

-Look, Goose. I'm a seagull! [cawing] -[laughs]

-Me too. Watch me glide. -[cawing]

Whoa.

Good morning, little crab.

Looks like you and the crab are doing Thistle's silly sideways dance. [chuckles]

We are.

Duck, where is Thistle?

I thought she was meeting us here at the beach.

I don't know. I wonder where she is.

Hmm. Let's go get her.

-[cawing] See you soon, seagull! -[cawing]

Bye, little crab.

-Whoa. Wow! -[Duck] Thistle! Thistle!

Thistle, we've been waiting for you!

Hi, my fine-feathered friends.

Thistle! Why didn't you meet us at the beach?

I really wanted to, but I hurt my foot.

-[both gasp] -Nice bandage.

Uh-huh. I was fluttering really high, but my landing wasn't the best.

[sighs] I'm okay, but I can't waddle on my hurt foot.

[straining]

[groans] This is the worst.

[gasps] I have an idea. Goose and I can carry you to the beach.

How?

[straining]

On this! Ta-da! Let's get quacking.

Yay! What is it?

We can use this to carry you. Hop on.

-[giggles] -Ready, Goose? One, two, three, lift!

-[groaning] -[strains]

To the beach, friendsters!

Whee! It's a parade!

-[groaning, straining] -[breathing heavily]

-[honks, groaning] -[breathing heavily]

When are we leaving?

[both panting]

Okay. Let's try this again.

[huffs]

[both grunting, panting]

[both grunting, straining]

-[Goose panting] -[strains]

The beach is farther than I thought. [sighs]

Uh, Duck? [pants] I need a rest.

-[pants] Me too! -[both panting]

I don't remember the beach being so green.

-[honks] -Huh?

-We're at the pond. -[groans]

I am sorry, Thistle, but I don't think we can carry you all the way to the beach.

Oh, okay. Thanks for trying.

-Wait. The pond is kind of like the beach. -You're right. There's water.

And there's a shore.

[honks] I have an idea.

If we can't bring Thistle to the beach, let's bring the beach to Thistle.

Whoo-hoo!

-We'll make the pond relaxing-- -Exciting, like the beach.

-[honks] -[quacks]

Friends don't always have to agree. You be you, and I'll be me.

Goose and I don't agree.

So, Thistle, you decide what you like best about the beach.

What I really love about the beach is the waves!

Yes! Waves are so�

-Gentle. -Thrilling!

Surprise me.

Gentle waves coming up.

"Hickey-palickey!"

-It's almost like the waves at the beach! -[groans]

Ah.

-Exciting waves coming up. Whoo-hoo! -[honks]

Whoa!

Hooray!

-She likes my splashy waves. -And my gentle waves.

Yeah, but do you know what I really like about waves?

Surfing!

Surfing?

Riding on top of the waves. Surf's up!

Is your foot comfy, Thistle?

Comfy cozy!

Okay. Pick up your side, Goose. Let's make some waves.

Here comes a big one, Thistle!

Yay!

[laughing]

Yeah! I'm the best surfer ever!

-[both panting, sigh] -Thanks, Duck and Goose!

That was wave-tastic.

And you know what would make my beach even better? Seagulls!

-[gasps] -Yes. I love the way they fly.

I love the way they� [cawing]

Why, hello there, seagulls.

Whoa!

-This is-- This� -[cawing continues]

What?

-I said� -[caws]

This is quack-errific!

But my favoritest thing about seagulls is their long, pointy beaks.

They look so silly when they peck things.

Uh, Goose? We don't have pointy beaks.

I know, but we have to try, Duck. For Thistle.

Okay, Goose. [grunts, groaning]

Look at me.

Goose, is that you? I thought you were a seagull! [laughs]

[laughs]

-[cawing] -Yay! Come back over here, seagulls.

-[laughs] -[both] Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck.

Peck. Peck.

[both] Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck.

[both] Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck. Peck.

[all laughing]

[all sigh]

You two are the best seagulls a duck could ask for!

Thanks, Thistle.

There's just one more little thing

that would make this the bestest beach day ever!

-[both] What's that? -Swimming underwater!

Huh?

I've always wanted to visit the fishies and sea critters where they live.

There's no way we can bring you underwater, Thistle.

Your bandage would get wet.

There has to be something else that we can do that's just as good. Hmm.

I know, Thistle.

We could bring you some seashells from my collection!

How's that just as good as going underwater?

Well, the seashells used to be underwater.

-Good point. -I'll go get 'em!

[laughing]

[chuckling]

Here goes� [yelling]

[grunts, groans]

-[Duck gasps] -[gasps] Duck, you're amazing!

I am? [stammers] I mean, yes. I am.

What'd I do?

[Goose] What does this look like to you?

[gasps] It looks like a fishy.

-See? These are the fins. -[Goose] Uh-huh.

Duck, I know how we can take Thistle underwater.

But first, you have to close your eyes. And no peeking.

Let's get quacking.

[quacking]

Some seaweed!

Can I look now? Can I? Can I?

Uh-huh. Thistle, you can open your eyes now.

[Thistle gasps] Wowie-zowie!

I feel like I'm underwater.

Hi, fishies! Hi, turtles! Hi, crabs!

I am a peaceful little crab, scuttling in the sea.

[chuckles] Aw! You're doing my silly sideways dance.

I am a big, exciting shark!

[chuckling]

Ooh! Hi, sharkster. Look at me, I'm in the sea.

Is it nice and relaxing?

It is, Goose. I feel right at home underwater.

-But is it exciting? -Yeah!

Especially with a big shark swimming around.

But you know what I've always wanted to see?

A real-life octopus!

Octopus it is.

Okay. Okay. Move this over here. Stick that on there. Okay. Grab this.

Put that around there. Okay, and then put this over there and like that.

-Do we have enough legs? -I think so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Let's go!

[gasps]

Hello. We're, uh� [stammers] �an octopus.

[gasps] Hi! Hello. Hi. How do you do?

Well, Thistle, how do you like our beach?

It's not exactly like the real beach.

[whimpers]

It's even better!

-Yay! Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo!

[both] Wing ding!

Come on, let's swim!

[huffs, grunts]

"Hickey-palickey!" Yay! Yay! Yay!

Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.

I'm glad you're you, Duck.

Thistle loved your exciting beach ideas, like your splashy-crashy waves.

And I'm glad you're you, Goose.

Thistle loved your peaceful beach ideas, like your graceful gull.

I'm glad you're you too. This is the bestest beach day ever.

And I didn't even have to leave the meadow.

-Two bills. -Four webbed feet.

-And a lot of feathers. -Make our different ideas�

[both] Even better.

Let's go swimming.

-Glub. Glub. Glub. Glub. Glub. Glub. -Blub, blub, blub.

Yay. Hooray. [chuckles]

[Goose] "Duck and Goose and Skunk."

-[birds chirping] -[frogs ribbiting]

[yawns]

Good morning, Duck. What do you want to play today?

[yawns, smacking lips]

How about sleeping ducky?

[laughs]

[animal] Duck. Duck. Duck.

[gasps] Did you hear that? Somebody's calling my name.

[animal] Duck. Duck. Duck. [laughs]

They must really wanna see me, but where are they?

[animal] And goose!

[honks] They're calling my name too.

Maybe they need our help. Let's go see.

I think they want to invite us to a party.

But they called my name like they want me to lend a wing.

I don't think so. I heard giggling, like they want us to have fun with them.

Friends don't always have to agree.

You be you, and I'll be me.

Come on. Let's go see what they want.

[animal] Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck.

[quacks] It's coming from over there.

-[animal] Duck. Duck. -[laughing]

-Look. Wh-- -[both grunt]

Duck. Duck. Duck.

[laughs] Duck. Duck. Duck.

Goose. [laughs] Come on. Come on.

You're the goose. Chase me. Tag me.

Looks like that skunk is playing a game. Guess she doesn't need our help after all.

And she doesn't want to invite us to a party.

-Looks like we were both wrong. -[both laugh]

Duck. Duck. Duck.

Zowie. All those pinecones are named Duck too.

Duck. Duck.

That's a funny name for a pinecone.

Goose! [laughs]

There's a pinecone named Goose too.

Yay.

Guess I won. Again. [sighs]

I sure wish I had somebody else to chase me.

We're somebody else.

-[screams, groans] -Oh, my.

-[gasps] Ugh! -[honks]

-Ugh! [spits, groaning] -[groans]

What's that super smelly smell?

I think it must be stinkweed. Or stinkbugs.

Or a stink-opotamus.

No, that was me.

[chuckles] That happens when I'm surprised.

[whispering] We didn't mean to surprise you.

[laughs] You're not surprising me now.

Hi, I'm Skunk. I'm new here.

[both sigh]

-Hi, I'm Duck. -And I'm Goose.

Duck and Goose? Well, that's the name of my favorite game.

Duck, Duck, Goose.

Can you show us how to play?

[gasps] I'd love to.

It'll be so much fun having new players join my game.

Okay. You sit here.

And you sit here.

And then you tap everyone's heads like this.

Duck. Duck. Duck�

I love this game!

And goose! You're the goose.

-He's the goose? -Yep.

So you have to chase me before I sit in your spot.

-Try to tag me before I-- -Gotcha.

Get to your spot. [sighs]

It works better with more friends.

We'll play with you.

And you can play with our friends too.

[gasps] Really? That'll make the game much more fun.

Yeah.

Hey, friends! Come to the forest to--

-[screams, quacking] -[honks]

[Duck] It stinks. It stinks.

[Skunk] I know. I know.

Yikes. I forgot. Don't surprise Skunk.

-Whoa! -Ow!

The smell. It's not going away.

Run for it!

It's okay. Come with us.

Oh, good. We can still play the game.

Sorry for surprising you, Skunk.

That's okay. But what if I spray when your friends are here?

Then we won't be able to play.

[panting]

[all panting]

I have an idea.

Duck can call for our friends again, but this time we'll warn you first.

That way, you won't be surprised.

I'll do my best.

-Okay. Are you ready? -[exhales sharply] I think so.

Are you sure? Are you really, really ready?

[swallows] I think so.

Here it goes.

[quacking]

Hey, everybody! Come play with Skunk, but no surprises.

You didn't surprise me� [laughs] �'cause you told me you were gonna yell.

I knew you could do it, Skunk.

No more surprises and no more stink. Whoo-hoo!

Hi, guys.

-[shouts] -[honks]

-It happened again. -[groans]

Whoa!

Oh, no. I got surprised.

Are we still gonna play the game?

I hope so.

Oh, good.

Hi, Bluebird. This is Skunk.

Hi. I didn't mean to startle you.

And I didn't mean to spray you.

Pleased to meet you, Skunk.

I heard Duck's call, so I came to play.

Nice to meet you too.

The game is called Duck, Duck, Goose.

-It's got my name in it! -And mine.

Yeah, but I'm in it two times.

I'd love to play that.

Yes! I can't wait for your other friends to come play with us.

Wait. What if I get surprised and spray again?

I'll warn you if I see anyone coming.

-Uh-oh. -What? What is it? Another surprise?

No, Skunk. I'm just letting you know that someone is coming from over there.

Whoever it is, please state your name.

It's me, Squirrel.

I heard Duck's call, and I'm ready to play with Skunk.

-[all sighing] -Whew.

See? No surprise.

Skunk, I think more friends are coming.

[whispering] Thanks for the warning, Goose.

Who goes there?

-Hi! We're here to play. -And to meet Skunk.

-[all sighing] -Phew.

Hi, Thistle. Hi, Rabbit. Come on over.

Stop!

I'm okay!

[all sighing]

[sighs] We did it, Skunk.

Yes! Now you'll have lots of friends to play Duck, Duck, Goose with.

And everybody's here,

so we don't have to worry about any more surprises.

[all sigh]

-[all gasp] -I made it!

[all groaning, chattering]

-The smell! -It's bad!

-It sure is. -Make it go away!

[grunts] PU!

[groans]

I hope we can still play the game.

It's okay, everybody. The smell's gone! You can come back now!

Whoo-wee. That was a noseful.

[sniffing] Come on. Let's get this game started.

Yes! This is gonna be the best game ever!

Who wants to go first?

Well, since I'm a duck, I'll be the duck.

[all laughing]

[inhales sharply] Okay, let's start.

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck.

This is still my favorite part!

Duck. Duck. Duck.

-He tapped me! -[Duck] Duck. Duck.

I might even get tapped to be the goose this time!

Won't that be a surprise?

[all gasp]

Surprise? Wait a minute.

I can't play this game with real friends. I'll be too surprised!

You can do this, Skunk. I'll help you.

Duck. Duck. Duck.

-Duck is almost here. -Duck. Duck. Duck.

Duck might tap you.

[inhales deeply]

Goose.

[all gasp]

Yay! I get to be the goose!

-[screams] Whoa. [yelling, laughing] -[laughing, indistinct]

-[quacking, laughs] Safe! -[laughing]

[panting]

-I love being the goose! [pants] -[both laugh]

Yay!

-You did it. -Thanks for everything.

Playing with you and your friends was better than I could've ever imagined.

[both laugh]

I'm glad you're you, Duck.

You called all our friends to play with Skunk,

-and now they're her friends too. -[all laugh]

And I'm glad you're you, Goose.

You helped Skunk not feel surprised, so she didn't spray.

[both] Two bills, four webbed feet, and a lot of feathers

make our different ideas even better.

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck.

-Goose! -[all laughing]