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- Previously, on "Danger Force"...

- I gotta get Credenza a necklace

with an enormous heart-shaped diamond.

- I found some kind of cave drawing.

- You will spend your days building this.

- Ooh, fun! An evil device!

- [grunt]

- Just 'cause we made a banner

that doesn't mean we defeated The Cell!

- That's exactly what it means.

- Why is he building their evil device?

- You know, you put something sciencey in front of him,

that big old brain's just gonna science it right up.

[indistinct arguing]

[ding]

- These blueprints are incomplete.

- Huh? - Find that second page,

I'll bet this device gets a lot more evil.

[rock music]

[jackhammer pounding]

- Hurry! Mine faster!

- Did you say something? - Yeah, I said mine--

[turns jackhammer on]

What I said was-- [jackhammer drilling]

- I said you need to--

[jackhammer drilling] Ray wants--

Stop! OK, stop it!

- [laughs] I'm sorry.

It's just, whenever you get angry,

you do the cutest little dance.

- Aw!

Now back to mining!

- Hey, when we became superheroes,

we didn't sign up to mine heart-shaped diamonds

for our boss's girlfriend.

- More complaynies.

The sooner someone finds a heart-shaped diamond

for Ray's girlfriend,

the sooner we can all get out of here

and see the sun again.

- You know what the worst part is?

- [coughs] All this asbestos?

- No. It's the fact that

Ray's up there right now taking credit for all of our work.

- Oh, Ray would never would never do that to us.

* *

- Honey, rest assured that I'm using my trusty spade

to get you into the heart-shaped diamond club,

my queen!

- Are you building a house of cards

while you're talking to me?

Uh-- - Because I am, too.

- [laughs] Oh, really?

- All by myself.

- Mom! What the--

- Shh! Go get some ice cream.

- Ice cweam!

- Me too.

I'm also working hard, all by myself.

- What the-- - Dude!

- Go get some ice cream. [both gasp]

both: Ice cweam!

[poof]

[jackhammer pounding]

[horn blares]

- Break time!

- Dance break? - Do you even have to ask?

- No! Ray says no dance breaks!

- Hm, too late.

[big band music playing]

Come on!

- You can't make me.

- I think she just did.

* *

- Hey!

* *

- Beam kick!

[rumbling]

- Hey, do you feel an earthquake right now?

- That--that's just me rocking your world.

Mika, Miles, get down there and tell 'em to stop dancing

before they bring this whole place down.

* *

both: Beam kick!

[rumbling]

- Uh-oh.

- Ohh, this is why there's no dance breaks

in the diamond mine!

- Ray says you guys gotta stop dancing.

[stops music] all: Boo!

- I think you're causing an earthquake.

- You're darn right we are! Beam kick!

- Ah! [rocks clattering]

- No, no, not my card house!

[sigh]

Can I call you back?

- Yeah, I gotta go, too.

- OK, I feel like, no matter what I say,

you're just gonna say--

all: Beam kick!

[rumbling]

- Miles! - Sorry. I got carried away.

- Beam kick! Huh, yeah!

[rumbling]

- [gasps] There's more!

- You're darn right there is.

Beam kick! - Yeah!

- No, no, Bose was right!

- You're darn right I was! Beam kick!

Wait, about what?

- When you said there was more to the blueprints.

Look, our flawless beam kicks just revealed

this new cave drawing!

It's page two of the blueprints!

- Oh, so that's why the device didn't work

when you built it the first time.

- What I'm hearing is we need more beam kicks.

Beam kick! - What if

we all quietly danced to the Man's Nest Sushi Room?

- I can agree to that.

You rollin' with us, Schwoz? - No.

- Sush yourself.

[vocalizing]

Sushi, yeah.

Sushi, yeah! Be like, mm!

[both grunt]

- Why'd you stop the sush train?

- Whoo-whoo!

- What is that?

- [gasps]

Is that a new door?

- That's a door, all right. New, if I'm not mistaken.

- Door kick!

- Do not open this door!

- Why not? - You guys,

I don't exactly run a tight ship around here.

I pretty much let you do whatever you want.

- You're currently making us mine heart-shaped diamonds

for your girlfriend.

- Like I said, I pretty much let you do whatever I want.

And all I ask is that you do not

go in this door.

All right?

- OK. - Your nest, your rules.

- I can respect people's boundaries.

- I already forgot what we were talking about.

- I don't even care anymore. - All right.

- Moving on! - Hey, what's a door?

- Right? - I don't even know.

- Thanks, guys.

- Let's go get some sushi!

* *

I just wanna look at it!

- Yeah, we're not gonna open it!

- That's what I told myself, too.

[both yelp]

Four hours ago, when I got here.

- How did you tie your own sleeves together?

- I didn't. He tied 'em for me.

It's for my own good.

It's the last thing he did before he went over the edge.

- Bosey?

You OK?

- Door. Door, door, door.

Door, door, door?

Door.

- "All look and no open makes Bose a door boy."

Over and over again.

- Door.

- That's it!

I can't live like this anymore!

- Neither can I. - We've gotta do something.

- Door! - You know what we gotta do?

all: We gotta open that door!

* *

- It all just kinda happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- * Danger *

[vocalizing]

* *

* Danger! One, two, three, Force! *

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

- How are we gonna approach this?

- Doors are meant to be opened.

- They're famous for it.

- Let's get this done.

And now simply to...

[electricity zapping]

[yelping, stammering]

[coughing]

open.

- Ahh. 1983,

a good year for thirst-quenching

American soda.

Oh, hello!

If you're watching this video,

I'm guessing you're smoldering in pain because you

tried to open my door.

- [coughs]

I am not in pain! Ow.

- Never were a very good liar, Mika.

- Is this prerecorded?

- Yes, Miles, this is prerecorded.

You're all just that pre-dictable.

- That's it! I'm teleporting in there!

- Oh, no, please don't!

- Oh!

- Yeah, I had Schwoz encase

the whole room in a teleport-proof titanium alloy.

Titanium!

Same stuff they use to make sturdy American golf clubs.

[kisses]

Right in the hole.

- You're not on a golf course! You're in the Man's Nest!

- Hey, it's prerecorded. He can't hear you.

- That's right, Bose, I am 6'8".

Now, listen, we could do this all day long,

or you could just accept the fact that you will never,

ever get through this door.

Bye, now!

- Guess we've just gotta take the L on this one.

- Ahh, 1983, a good year for thirst-quenching

American soda.

- We are not taking the L on this one!

- Ooh, my girl's fired up!

- Ray is a petulant, narcissistic man-child!

- Ooh, we're using big words now!

- And he needs to be put in his place!

- The ground! - Whoa!

- All right, yeah, that was too far,

and I acknowledge that,

and I am not proud of it.

- We've gotta give him a taste of his own medicine.

- He was just drinking 40-year-old soda.

I don't think there's anything that man can't stomach.

- What my sweet--but at this moment delightfully devious--

sister means is that we must do unto him

as he hath done unto us.

- OK, somehow you made that even more confusing.

- Miles, you still got that cardboard box guy?

- Harlito? Sure do. He was in my cult.

- I thought it was a "community of like-minded individuals."

- It was a cult, and Harlito's in.

* *

- Ah, cheese Danishes,

America's finest pastry.

[slurping]

Mmm!

Heh! Really should just buy cheese next time.

Hot dang! Somebody must have called Harlito!

Well, first things first, let's open that red one.

- Whoa, there, Tiger!

- You better not lay those cheesy paws on that box.

- Is this prerecorded? - Sure is prerecorded.

You're just that pre-dictable.

- [chuckling]

- [spits]

1983?

OK, no one should drink soda this old.

- Ray, we don't run a tight ship around here.

- We work on a ship?

- All that we ask is that you don't open that red box.

- All the other boxes in the Man's Nest

are yours to open. [inhales sharply]

Not the red one.

- We trust that you won't. Bye, now.

- I'm just not built for the sea.

- Very good. [chuckles]

Very good, indeed.

Sneaky, but good.

Trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, I see, huh?

Well, it's not gonna work.

Not on this big brain!

* *

- He's leaving.

I told you we should not have rented these robes!

- Oh, he'll be back.

He's gonna open that red box,

get a taste of his own medicine,

realize how hypocritical he's been,

and let us in that door! - For sure.

Yeah! - Yes.

[phone chiming] - Mika's castle.

What's your hassle?

- Where did you guys go?

I could use some help with these blueprints.

And where is my sushi?

- Oh, Schwoz, we are, like, three crises

past the sushi thing.

- But now that we have the complete blueprints,

we can finally figure out what The Cell was trying to build.

- Dude, we kaboomed The Cell.

They're gone! You gotta live in the now!

And right now, we're trying to get Ray

to let us open that new door.

- [gasps] Don't go in there!

- Hey, that's the name of tonight's episode--

tonight's "Genuine Moments" episode, that is.

- Wait, Schwoz, you know what's through that door?

- Yes. But Ray put a tiny boomsday device on my heart,

and if I tell you, I go boom.

- So tell us. - No!

Don't do that, Schwoz! Why? - OK, OK, too far.

I acknowledge that.

I'm not proud of it.

Could you, like, write that down?

Would it count? - Oh, Ray's back!

- Uhh, we gotta go!

Hope your heart doesn't explode! Bye!

["Ave Maria" playing]

* *

- What is going on in that man's head?

- * Open *

* The red box *

[sighs, groans]

- Open it!

- Oh, he is so gonna open it!

- Any moment now, he's gonna bust that box wide open,

and get absolutely boof'd in the face

with Schwoz's gross cologne.

- [grunting]

- Miles, you did fill the Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge

with Schwoz's gross cologne, right,

from the Shelf of Gross Stuff?

- I was going to, but I went to the ATM

with Harlito, so I asked Chapa to do it.

- I almost did, but then I remembered something

a barista told me that made me mad,

and I needed to sit with my feelings for a while,

so I asked Bose to do it.

- [lip burbling]

- Bose, please tell me you grabbed the right bottle

off the Shelf of Gross Stuff to fill

the Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge?

- I sure did.

In fact, old Bosey did you one better.

I grabbed every single bottle from the Shelf

of Gross Stuff and put them all inside

the Boxy-Woxy-Boof-Charge.

- Sweet Danish cheeses!

- Schwoz's gross cologne, Tears of the Jolly Beetle,

Miles' gross homemade hot sauce.

- Not cool! - Yeah, Jolly Beetle Tears

can take away Captain Man's indestructibility!

- No, I mean "not cool" because my sauce doesn't

belong on the gross shelf!

- Dude, the flavors are not there.

- What? - We'll argue about

how underseasoned Miles' sauce is later!

Right now, we've gotta stop Ray from--

- I gotta open the box! [explosion booms]

[screaming]

- Oh my God! Ray, are you OK?

- Ah, it burns! It burns!

- Dude, we're so sorry!

- Ahh, apology not accepted!

What--what-- What's going on?

- Uh, we accidentally just boofed you

with Jolly Beetle Tears.

- What?

- They left the task up to me, sir.

Big mistake on their part.

- It's OK. It's OK.

Uhh, there's an anecdote.

- The word is actually "antidote."

- Ohh, not the time!

[all screaming] - Oh, wow.

- Is it bad?

- No, it looks cute, but where's the antidote?

- [cackling]

Well, you're gonna love this!

You're gonna eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

- Dude, where is it? - It's in the room!

- You mean-- - Yes, that's the one, Miles!

What does he win, Johnny?

[retching] - Oh, he's gonna yak.

- What--what-- No! No!

[screaming] - Huh!

- Eww!

- Well, I had to get to the key to the door.

Are you happy now, huh?

Have you finally found happiness?

- Kinda.

- Inside the room, you'll find the antidote

for Jolly Beetle Tears.

Now, go!

- I don't wanna touch the key.

It's covered in Miles' flavorless sauce.

- Oh, I knew I didn't taste something.

- Gimme that key!

You all are mid sometimes!

- Hurry!

- Uh! - Uhh!

- Ahh!

[poof]

* *

- It's all happening.

- There could be anything behind that door.

- What if there's a room that is just filled with books?

Can you imagine?

- Honey, that's called a library.

- [scoffs] Yeah, OK, Mika.

- Just open the door. - Ahh.

[alarm buzzing]

[whooshing]

[shimmering tone]

Ahh.

[hissing]

- Welcome home, Ray.

[eerie music]

* *

all: What?

- How was your day at work, Papa?

- I baked.

- Woof!

Woof! - Lickums!

- We work for a deeply disturbed man.

[door slams]

* *

- Did you teleport us to Buddy Fudgers' house?

- I don't think so.

- Woof. - Buddy, you know Ray

likes a freshly dusted family portrait when he comes home.

- Sorry, Mother. Papa.

- Does that say "The Manchesters"?

- Oh, my God, I know what's happening.

- [laughs] Uh, easy, boy!

- Ray recreated Credenza's house, complete with robots,

so he could practice acting like a normal dad and husband.

- How do you know? - This book's titled,

"How to Act like a Normal Dad and Husband,"

it's crusty with cheese Danish,

and it's written by Henry's dad.

- I wish my birth dad had read that.

- Oh! [laughs] [dog whimpering]

Heavier than I thought.

- OK. - OK. Ahh.

- OK There's the antidote.

Let's get it and get out of here

before that dog assaults my brother.

- On it. - Ahh!

Ahh, ahh! [dog whimpers, growls]

Ahh! - Why can't I use my power?

- 'Cause this room is powers-proof.

- How do you know? - 'Cause this book is titled

"How to Build a Powers-Proof Living Room Set

and Look Good Doing it,"

and it's written by Schwoz.

- Uh, guys?

[shimmering tone]

- Woof.

- I think Lickums is trying to tell us something.

- What is it, boy? - Woof! Woof! Woof!

- Intruders?

In Papa's own home?

- Where are they, boy?

- Woof. Woof! Woof!

- [sighs]

[shimmering tones]

- Oh, Fudgers!

[both screaming]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[rock music]

[all screaming]

[rock music playing]

* *

- Keep it down up there! I'm sciencing!

* *

- [lip burbling]

- How did Ray train his dog to do karate?

- That's my bad.

- "How to Train your Dog to Fight like a Ninja,"

by Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva?

- Forward by Jackie Chan?

- He owed me a favor.

- [screams]

- Miles!

- Lickums, release!

- Ahh! - Let's just get the antidote

and get out of here!

* *

[grunting]

- Ahh! - Oh!

- Ow!

[fighting efforts]

- Leave me alone! Let go!

[grunting, screaming]

- I got it! - Great.

- Help me!

- Did you have to do all that flippy stuff?

- No. But it's a useful distraction.

Watch.

- Have mercy, Lickums!

- What? - Wow!

- Cool!

- Woof.

- Uh! - Ah!

- Ahh!

- Yeah! - See?

- Great job. Now let's get this antidote to Ray.

- You like that, Lickums?

Huh? Huh? Bad boy!

Bad boy! - All right. OK.

He's down! - Yeah!

- He's not-- Ooh, OK!

All right! He's not worth it! Miles!

Miles! - You meanie!

You big meanie! - You got him.

[bell dings]

- Huh? - Casserole's done!

* *

- Hey, guys. I just finished building the evil device.

I'm about to turn it on.

- That's great, buddy.

We're just making sure Ray's back to normal.

- I think I'm good.

- Let's just check.

- Uh!

I'm OK!

- Hey! That's what I like to hear.

- Hey, let's go see what Schwoz built.

- Hold up. Hold up.

First, we've gotta discuss that room you built.

- Mm, see, I do not wanna talk about that.

- I actually think it's sweet. - Stop.

- I do.

It shows how much you care about Buddy and Credenza.

- You just wanna be a good partner.

What's wrong with that? - You didn't have to build

murdering robots, though.

You could just, you know, be yourself.

- Yeah, but I don't have a normal life.

I never have, ever since I was eight, and I got densitized.

I don't know what to do sometimes, you know,

and I really don't wanna mess this up.

- Why don't you read my book?

- Bose, that book just says "Door."

- Oh, sorry, wrong one.

"Just Be Your Handsome Self and Everyone Will Like You,"

by Bose O'Brien?

Forward by Jackie Chan?

- That guy will write anyone's forward.

- Hey, yeah!

I am handsome!

And everyone does like me!

- See?

- You guys, are we doing this or not?

- Oh, yeah, sorry, right away! - My bad!

- Schwoz, if I have to walk all the way out there

and all this thing does is make pancakes, I swear to God--

- OK, is everyone ready?

- Yeah, real quick, could we maybe not

turn on the evil machine? - Click.

- OK.

- Wow. - It's really good.

- That was a letdown.

- Seriously, Schwoz?

- All right, Schwoz, I appreciate your work.

- Does anybody want pancakes? - Sorry.

[indistinct chatter]

[electricity crackling]

- My God!

- Danger Force built a beacon for us.

He is coming.

- Truly, he is coming.

* *

- * Always on the scene in the nick of time *

* The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine *

* I'm okay *

* I'm okay! *

* Danger *

[vocalizing]

* *

* Danger! One, two, three, Force! *

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