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- Previously,
on "Danger Force"...
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I think someone is stealing
all of the moms in Swellview.
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- We are running out of time.
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If you can't hack into
the Man's Nest,
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the entire plan will fail.
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[crashing]
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[all shouting]
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- Now!
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- This was a setback.
He is coming.
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all: Long live The Cell.
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- What's wrong with you?
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- I'm in love with Credenza.
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- Did you flush out any
information about her son?
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- Goodbye, Danger Force.
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Enjoy Captain Man's funeral.
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- [groans]
- Captain Man is Ray,
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your mom's new boyfriend.
- Dude!
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- And Lil' Dynomite is
Credenza's son, Buddy Fudgers.
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- So you find me any hot rocks
in the Man's Nest diamond mine?
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- I found something you could
take a look at.
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It's some kind of cave drawing.
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- The prophecy was right.
He is coming.
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- When's the last time anybody
had eyes on Schwoz?
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- You will spend your days
building this.
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- Ooh, fun! An evil device.
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I built it real nice.
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[device powering up]
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[upbeat music]
[all cheering]
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- Yay, Schwoz!
- Ha, yes!
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Are we sure
we defeated The Cell, though?
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- We're sure Schwoz did.
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Yeah!
- Yes, yes, thank you.
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I am Schwoz,
defeater of The Cell.
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- Yeah, you are.
[all cheering]
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- Yes, but just 'cause
we made a banner
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and put Schwoz in
the dancing chair,
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that doesn't mean
we defeated The Cell!
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- That's exactly what it means.
[all agreeing]
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- If you don't celebrate
your victories,
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they don't count.
- That's right. They don't.
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- Pretty sure Schwoz caught
a couple of bodies on that one.
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[laughs]
[music stops]
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For legal reasons, I'd like to
clarify that was a joke.
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- And relax, Mika.
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What, you really think those
stupid Cells are
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dusting themselves off, going,
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"Ooh, we gon' get them there
Danger Forces!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!"
[all groaning]
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- "We gon' get them there
Danger Forces!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew" is how
Captain Man is probably
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making fun of us right now.
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- Yeah, sounds just like him.
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- Does this go in the recycling
or do we just, uh--
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- It doesn't matter.
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It all ends up in
Lake Swellview.
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[clattering]
- Uh, false.
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I have an extensive sorting
process.
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- Number 24601,
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you are literally dumping
everything into
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the same container.
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- Also false-o.
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Hey, while I gotcha here--
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[all stammering]
- Inappropriate!
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- Can we talk about maybe
giving me a lower number?
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- Put your mask back on, Jeff.
We're supposed to be anonymous.
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- Can you believe this guy?
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- You're lucky we let you into
The Cell.
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Now put your mask back on
and clean up this mess.
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- Hold on a sec.
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My morning started with
an everything burrito
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and she's kind of backing up
on me.
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[belches loudly]
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[all groaning]
- Ugh, barf!
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- What is that, methane?
- All clear.
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- Why did we let him in again?
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- His brother Mitch is both
rich and has a TV show.
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We might need him someday.
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- In fact, we know Danger Force
lives in Swellview.
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So they must attend Swellview
Junior High.
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- Hmm. Number 24601.
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- That's--that's me, right?
- This guy.
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- Let's talk about getting you
a lower number.
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- [laughs]
Yeah!
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[upbeat music]
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And that's why
I think that you should buy
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Swellview Junior High.
That's all I have to say.
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- Well, that's all you said.
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You came in here,
ruined my show,
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kicked Tribbie in the shin,
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burped up
an everything burrito,
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said 17 words and then
you just stopped.
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- Stop criticizing me!
You're just like Mom!
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- I'm working through it!
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Why would I want to buy
Swellview Junior High?
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- 'Cause you hated school.
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Think about all the kids out
there just like you were:
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bored, lazy, forced to learn.
- [shudders]
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- You never learned anything
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and you're the richest guy
in Swellview.
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Buy that school, Mitch.
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[voice breaking]
Save those kids.
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- I'll do it.
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For the kids.
- For the kids. [sniffles]
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- Hey, dude, are you crying?
- No!
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- Ugh, you're just like Dad.
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- I know and
I'm working through it!
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[clattering]
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* *
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- I just bought your school!
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[students cheering]
- Money!
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- I'm confused.
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- Me too.
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- I'm always confused.
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- I'ma get money first.
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Then I'll be confused.
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students:
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch!
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- You're welcome!
[students continue chanting]
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- It all just
kind of happened.
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[overlapping chatter]
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You get that?
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- * Danger *
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[vocalizing]
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* *
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* Danger!
One, two, three, Force! *
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- We look amazing.
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- You've been posing for hours.
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[all shouting at once]
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- That's right,
keep walking, Schwoz.
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Keep walking.
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- I don't care
who owns this school,
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I have a perfect GPA and
I'm going to keep it that way.
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- The entire concept of
ownership is
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an unnatural construct forced
on us by colonizers who--
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- All right, everybody,
stop thinking.
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- Not a problem.
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- [sniffing]
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Is that reading I smell?
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Gross!
- [gasps]
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- Now, I don't know
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what we were supposed to do
in class today--
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- Uh, take a test on
the Battle of Bunker--
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- [makes fart noise]
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[laughter]
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- We were all thinking it.
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- Hey! What'd I just say
about thinking?
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- Ooh, ooh! You, uh, said,
"Okay, everybody,
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stop thinking."
Then you smacked my book
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and made a fart sound
like this.
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[makes fart noise]
- Yeah, very good!
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That was an
A+ Stinky Supreme Deluxe.
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- [squeals] I've never gotten
one of those before.
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- Well, that's 'cause
you've never been to
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Mitch School before.
- What is Mitch School?
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- Well, why show ya
when I can...
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show ya!
[chuckles]
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All right, now, who is
the dumbest kid in class?
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- Oh, me, me!
It's me.
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- Ooh, well, congratulations,
you big dummy.
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You just graduated.
- Really?
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- Yeah, you did!
Now get out of here.
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Go take on the world and
get yourself a J-U-B.
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["Pomp and Circumstance"
playing]
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- Bose is absolutely
not ready to graduate.
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- You know,
that is exactly what
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the "teachers" told me
for nine years.
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- You went to this school for
nine years?
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- Yeah. [grunts]
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It was the worst ten years
of my life.
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Which is why I bought
the school,
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so you little puppers don't
have to suffer like me.
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- That's a surprisingly
empathetic response.
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- "Empathetic"?
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There will be no fancy-brain
words here at Mitch School.
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And from now on, the wrong
answers are the right answers.
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Pop quiz, hot shot.
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What's two plus two?
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- Uh, doody poopy fart noise?
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- Yeah, it is!
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All right!
Here at Mitch School,
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every time someone gives
the wrong answer,
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chicken nuggies will rain down
from the sky.
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all: Nuggies!
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- There will be brightly
colored soda in
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the water fountain
and the toilets.
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Shoes are optional,
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but flip-flops are
highly recommended.
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- Nuggie fight!
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[students laughing]
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- It's only been one day and
the smartest kid in class
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is already giving in
to the Mitch way.
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- In two weeks, Danger Force
will be too dumb to fight
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even the simplest of crimes.
[laughs]
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- Dumber than cavemen.
[laughs] Up top.
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- Sorry, Grog.
I didn't see you there.
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- Shouldn't matter, man.
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- Instead of insulting Grog
and his people,
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maybe you should be busy
preparing for your test crime
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at KLVY.
- Yeah, about that.
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I've got traffic court
later today so--
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- Shut up and get back to work,
Jeff.
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- Hey, Grog, just so you know,
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one of my friends growing up
was a caveman.
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- [grumbling angrily]
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* *
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- Doohickey.
- Doohickey, chef!
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- Thing-a-ma-bob.
- Thing-a-ma-bob, chef!
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- Schnoozle stumps.
- Schnoozle stumps, chef.
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Man, I don't get why
I gotta say "chef"
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every time I had you something.
- It's a sign of respect,
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which you owe me for leaving me
in that Cell cave
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for two weeks!
- Yeah, but--
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- I ate my own boogers
to survive
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just so I could steal
these blueprints.
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So help me build it!
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- Bose said they had
a meal service in there.
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- Yeah, but everything
had cilantro in it
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and I'm a super taster.
- Super taster.
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Right, yeah, no, boogers were
your only option, sure.
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Why we even building
this thing?
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- Because I want to find out
what they were up to.
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- They're not up to anything!
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They're stupid
and probably ugly.
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Unlike me, right, Schwoz?
Come on, man.
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It's been like 10 minutes since
somebody gave me a compliment.
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- [deep voice] Hey!
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Mika home.
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School good.
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- You sound different.
- Mm.
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- Uh...
- Uh, okay.
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- Ah, no meat this bone!
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- All right, yeah.
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Um, where's everybody else?
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- [high-pitched voice]
Behind you.
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- [chuckles in stuffy voice]
You said "behind."
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- [giggles] Behind.
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- "Behind" does also
mean "butt"
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but why are you all acting
so strange?
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- [chuckles]
You said "butt-butt."
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[chuckles]
[beeping]
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[tube whooshes]
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- Sorry I'm late.
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My assistant messed up
my calendar and I went to
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the wrong restaurant
for my lunch meeting.
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- What in the holy name of
Tom Selleck's mustache
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is going on around here?
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- Did you not hear?
I--I graduated.
247
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- Oh, mazel tov.
- No, I did not.
248
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,251
- Yeah, already got a job.
249
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,055
Six figures,
benefits out the wazoo.
250
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,389
Don't see my family much
anymore--
251
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,925
- Wazoo! Wazoo!
- [chuckling]
252
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,127
[alarm blaring]
- [grunts]
253
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,629
- All right,
that's an emergency call
254
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,165
so we're gonna have to unpack
whatever this is later.
255
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,900
- Heh, "unpack."
[giggles]
256
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:03,070
- Oh, my god. Let's just chew
this thing and do this thing.
257
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,437
- You said "do."
258
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,073
- What is the joke here, guys?
259
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,540
'Cause I'd really like to be
part of this bit,
260
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,943
but honestly, I don't get it.
[gumballs clattering]
261
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812
- [giggles]
- Hey, Chapa.
262
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,514
Gumballs.
[both laughing]
263
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,216
Hey, Ray.
264
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,985
I just hit you with
my gumballs.
265
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,420
[laughter]
- [grunting]
266
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,255
* *
267
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,825
- This just in:
we're being robbed.
268
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,694
- By a man with a cactus.
269
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,329
- Stop news-ing and give me
all your cash.
270
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,299
- Do you accept credit cards?
- [winces]
271
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:36,704
- Of course I do.
I'm a modern criminal.
272
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,039
It's just gonna ask you
one final question there.
273
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,974
- Is this screen asking me to
tip you?
274
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,210
- Well, whatever you think
is fair.
275
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,611
[card reader beeps]
276
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,014
- Coming at you live,
it's the fabulous fi--
277
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,316
where are the other three?
[banging on door]
278
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,185
- I think they're confused
by the door?
279
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,855
- Uh, pull it.
- No, push.
280
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,124
- You gotta jiggle it.
- She said "jiggle."
281
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,326
- Looks like
several members of Danger Force
282
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,896
are having trouble getting
through a simple door.
283
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,298
- Come here.
284
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,802
- I am Doorholio!
285
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,637
- You guys are late.
We already got him.
286
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,739
- Oh, no.
287
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,142
So he, like, got you?
- What?
288
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,410
- Looks like a classic
miscommunication here.
289
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,912
- Hopefully this gets
cleared up soon.
290
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,580
- I'll save you.
291
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:21,581
- Ah!
292
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,851
- [chuckling]
- [groans]
293
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,853
[laughter]
294
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,987
- Whoa!
295
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,756
- Slight misfire there.
296
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,957
- Let's see how they recover.
297
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,091
- Please stop helping.
298
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,893
- ShoutOut help!
299
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,627
[clattering]
- Oh!
300
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,433
- Thanks again for
your generosity.
301
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,835
- Ow!
302
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,536
- Ouch!
- Ah!
303
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,671
- Ow!
304
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,339
- Ouch!
- Ah!
305
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,142
- Ow!
- Ouch!
306
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,811
- Ah!
- The plan is working.
307
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,713
- Danger Force is too
dim-witted to fight crime.
308
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,749
[all laughing]
309
00:11:55,816 --> 00:12:00,821
- [panting]
310
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,256
Mm, mm.
311
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,892
Did you guys see me
on the news?
312
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,059
Did I look cute?
313
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,460
all: Shut up, Jeff!
314
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,430
- Would a "good job, Jeff"
kill ya?
315
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,766
I mean, who raised you guys,
cavemen?
316
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,834
[all gasp]
317
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,502
- [gasps] Grog!
- [wailing]
318
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,670
- When I say "cavemen,"
I don't mean you!
319
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,472
- Jeff, come on, man!
- Now, Jeff.
320
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,475
You know better than this!
- He tries really hard.
321
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,511
- Oh, my god.
Just stop catching it.
322
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,848
- Something is very wrong
with Danger Force.
323
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,384
- Yeah, very wrong.
324
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,820
[crashing]
- Ah!
325
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,654
Oh, right on my head!
326
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,559
[rock music]
327
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,828
* *
328
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,830
- Good morning,
my little Mitchies.
329
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,032
Who's ready for another day
of Mitch School?
330
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,901
Hold up, Frandon.
331
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,271
There are no books allowed in
Mitch School.
332
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,207
- This book is good book.
Kid Rock write book.
333
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,345
- Ah, it's his
"auto-ba-wit-da-bah-ography."
334
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,380
There is a bowl of beef jerky
on my desk
335
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,049
with your name on it.
Go knock yourself out.
336
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,450
- Yeah, beef!
337
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,588
- After school,
we get snack nuts?
338
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,657
- Sorry, champ.
I have a late meeting.
339
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,592
Hey, Mitch, can I get in
your ear for a second?
340
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,896
- Well, well, well,
if it isn't the graduate.
341
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,332
A-what is up, a-my dude?
342
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,068
- My company's stock
since I joined.
343
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,736
[both laugh]
344
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,505
But that's not the point.
345
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,909
I've noticed that my friends
are getting a lot...
346
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,343
dumber.
347
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,045
- Dumpster.
348
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,347
- I am Dumpholio.
- [chuckles]
349
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,251
- [crunching]
These snack nuts too hard.
350
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,386
- See?
351
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,753
- She's eating rocks.
352
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,655
What's the problem?
That's hilarious.
353
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,692
- Sure, that's hilarious,
but Mika used to be so smart.
354
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,228
She was in Mensa.
- [grunts loudly]
355
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,098
- Sorry, "wo-Mensa."
- [grunts]
356
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,500
- You got a problem with how
I'm running Mitch School?
357
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,236
- I thought I made that
pretty clear.
358
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,938
- Hey, kids.
359
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,239
Suit here--
360
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,875
that's your new nickname,
by the way, Suit--
361
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,878
Suit here's got a problem with
how I'm running Mitch School.
362
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,480
[students grunting]
- Sticks and stones.
363
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,916
Those could break my bones.
364
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,383
[screams]
- [laughs]
365
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,352
Yeah, you better run!
366
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,854
Nobody's shutting down
Mitch School.
367
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,256
High five.
368
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,358
- What mean "high five"?
369
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,493
- Wow, you kids are getting
scary dumb.
370
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,195
- [grunts]
- Kay.
371
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,196
- High five.
- All right.
372
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,764
Careful of the rock.
373
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,566
* *
374
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,568
- And then they had
sticks and stones.
375
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,870
- Those could break your bones!
376
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,206
- Hey, light.
377
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,474
Wait a minute.
So Mitch Bilsky
378
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,776
bought your school
and now ShoutOut,
379
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,246
Volt, and AWOL are too dumb
to fight crime?
380
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,847
- He made all the kids
so stupid that
381
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,183
I'm now the smartest kid
in Swellview.
382
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,352
- My god.
- Ay!
383
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853
- We should pop gumballs
and think about this.
384
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,456
- [snaps] Good idea.
Let's chew and stew.
385
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,692
[dramatic music]
386
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,027
[bubbles pop]
387
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,729
* *
388
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,531
- Ooh, whoo!
389
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,102
- And now, simply to stew.
390
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,604
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
391
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,941
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
392
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,243
- Hmm?
- Ah?
393
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,312
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
394
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,114
- Oh, my god!
395
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,883
Here's what you should do.
Ugh!
396
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,952
When kids don't use
their brains for
397
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,687
an extended period of time,
398
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,889
their neural pathways
start to degrade.
399
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,824
- Pfft, yeah.
Everybody knows that.
400
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,660
- Then how come you
didn't say it?
401
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,797
- I didn't want to interrupt,
duh.
402
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,899
This guy.
403
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,503
- The only way to restart
their brains is
404
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,738
to punch some sense into them.
- [mumbling]
405
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,307
Yeah, no, I was gonna say that.
406
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,075
- Okay, smarty pants.
407
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,443
What tool do you need to use to
408
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,047
punch some sense into
their tiny, empty heads?
409
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,216
Hm?
410
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,184
- Bose, take it.
411
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,720
- Uh-- those boxing gloves
you just pulled out of--
412
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,155
- Gloves you just pulled out of
the cabinet.
413
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,557
No, I was gonna say that too.
- That's right.
414
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,061
- I am on fire today--
- Fire today! Yeah, me too!
415
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:04,297
- These Brain Boppers are
loaded with a smart serum.
416
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,466
When they impact
a child's head,
417
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,801
the serum will repair
the neural pathways
418
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,737
and make them smartsies again.
419
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,072
- I'm not really in
the business of
420
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,340
punching kids, Schwoz.
421
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,941
- Oh, these things
won't hurt them.
422
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,376
And it'll look funny.
423
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,677
- Oh, yeah, if it's funny
I'll totally do it.
424
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,112
- Ha!
425
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,448
- Let's be sure to punch Mika,
Miles, and Chapa first--
426
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,915
- [mumbling]
And they can help us!
427
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,284
Yeah, guys, I love you
but I really wish
428
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,054
you'd stop talking over me.
429
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,459
* *
430
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,462
[fire crackling]
431
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,998
- [giggling]
- [chuckling]
432
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,600
- Snack nuts!
433
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,073
[dramatic music]
434
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,407
- Ding-dong.
435
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,711
- Huh?
- [chuckles] He said "dong."
436
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,912
[groans]
437
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,314
- Schwoz was right.
That was funny.
438
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,350
- Yeah.
439
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,651
- What are you guys doing here?
440
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,654
- Ugh, and why do
my teeth hurt?
441
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,056
- You've been eating rocks,
darlin'.
442
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,891
- That was a poor decision on
my part.
443
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,693
- Looks like these gloves work.
444
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,461
- What happened to the school?
445
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,762
- Mitch Bilsky happened.
446
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,832
Now, here, put on
these Brain Boppers,
447
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,134
blow a bubble,
448
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,137
and let's go punch some kids.
449
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,139
- [grunts]
- [gasps]
450
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,840
- Not him.
- No!
451
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,375
- Keep it elevated.
- Okay, um--
452
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,976
- Can you get him some ice?
What's the matter with you?
453
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,812
- Just remember:
454
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,316
pinch the sides to and fro,
455
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,518
roll it up,
456
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,121
bur-ri-to!
457
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,991
* *
458
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,894
Wow, this tire smoke's really
messing you kids up, huh?
459
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,896
- Yeah, well get ready for
this smoke.
460
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,732
- Hey,
that's the teachers' lounge.
461
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,200
- Well, we're about to teach
you a lesson.
462
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,968
- Ah! My skin!
463
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,238
* *
464
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,439
- Fire jump!
465
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,375
[dramatic rock music]
466
00:17:55,442 --> 00:18:02,582
* *
467
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:39,186
* *
468
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:45,392
Sorry about that.
Had to be done.
469
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,926
- Sorry we had to Brain Bop
you guys.
470
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,428
- But you had all been Mitch'd.
471
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,563
- You okay, Frandon?
- I think so.
472
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,767
- What does E equal?
- MC squared?
473
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,269
- [sighs] He's right.
474
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,671
It's the theory of relativity.
- Rela-menela--correct.
475
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,773
What she said.
But also what I said, so.
476
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,210
Both answers are acceptable.
- Okay.
477
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,512
You should all go home
and get some sleep.
478
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,913
Come back tomorrow
ready to learn.
479
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,181
- Come on, guys.
480
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,382
My mom's got
the biggest minivan in town.
481
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,850
- Ooh.
482
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,152
[students chanting]
Frandon's mom! Frandon's mom!
483
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,754
Frandon's mom!
484
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,756
- Frandon's mom! Frandon's mom!
485
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,593
- Frandon's mom is married.
- Mm, challenge accepted.
486
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,330
- Wait! Learning is boring!
487
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,864
Mitch School rules! Come back!
488
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,500
- Sorry, Mitch,
but we're taking you to jail.
489
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,037
[all talking at once]
490
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,505
- No, you're not.
491
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,875
Ain't no law about buying
schools and making kids dumb.
492
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,777
- Ah, jeez, he's right!
493
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,346
- The law fails us once again.
494
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,913
- Yeah, and plus, I'm rich.
495
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,181
Yeah, rich people
don't go to jail.
496
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:46,319
They just go to Dubai!
497
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,722
[phone beeps]
498
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,691
- Man, what's it like
to be rich?
499
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,059
- It's pretty great.
500
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,595
But Schwoz says we gotta
go back to the Man's Nest.
501
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,196
He's almost done building
that evil device
502
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,031
from the blueprints
he swiped off The Cell.
503
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,833
- Why is he building
their evil device?
504
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,335
- I don't know.
You know Schwoz.
505
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,036
You know, you put something
science-y in front of him,
506
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,240
that big ol' brain's just
gonna science it right up.
507
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,641
- They're going to build it
for us.
508
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,142
[evil laughter]
509
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,412
- What a bunch of
beaver brains.
510
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,713
Total cavemen, am I right?
511
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,548
[laughter stops]
512
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,716
Grog's right behind me,
isn't he?
513
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,685
- No.
He's right in front of you.
514
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,086
- Ah!
- [growling]
515
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,423
- Dude, Grog, I--I--
I didn't mean it like that.
516
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,191
- [neck cracking]
- I--I--I swear.
517
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,527
- [growling]
- Ah! My body parts!
518
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,229
[crashing]
519
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:35,435
* *
520
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,304
- And done.
521
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,605
- What is it?
522
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,140
- There's only one way to
find out.
523
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,843
[switch clicks]
524
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:49,416
[device powering up]
525
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:53,853
[bell dings]
526
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,823
[apprehensive music]
527
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:01,394
* *
528
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,863
- It's a pancake.
529
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,498
- Common misconception.
530
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,200
This is actually a flapjack.
531
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,403
- Why would The Cell go through
all that trouble
532
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,605
just to build a machine
that makes pancakes?
533
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,140
together: Flapjacks.
534
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,542
- I don't know.
535
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,477
- It looks like these
blueprints are incomplete.
536
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,178
- What?
- Yeah, they just end.
537
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,349
I bet there's a second page
somewhere.
538
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,784
- Maybe I left the second page
back with The Cell.
539
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,152
- You find that second page,
540
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,555
I'll bet this device gets
a lot more evil.
541
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,690
- [gasps]
542
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,726
Guys, I just realized...
this is no flapjack.
543
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,761
- [gasps]
544
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,696
[ominous music]
545
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,398
- It is a pancake.
546
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,599
- You scared me!
547
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,102
[all shouting]
548
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,037
* *
549
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,177
- * Always on the scene
in the nick of time *
550
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,746
* The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine *
551
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,416
* I'm okay *
552
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,486
* I'm okay! *
553
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,489
* Danger *
554
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,458
[vocalizing]
555
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:08,895
* *
556
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,230
* Danger!
One, two, three, Force! *
557
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,830
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