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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

It'’s a lot.

I need a day off to just relax.

Oh, watch out, watch out!

I need everyone should have a dance party with the guests.

Sorry, guys, I'’m just tired. I'’m going to bed.

I think he might be getting a little complacent, relaxed.

Two charters to go, you know?

I don'’t want that.

It definitely doesn'’t motivate me.

It'’s bullsh--, to be honest.

Charity King, celebrating her recent marriage,

would like a vow renewal ceremony

in recognition of their wedding last year.

The group expects a slide.

Her dietary restrictions are vegan and gluten-free.

Upon boarding, the guests request

regular and vegan cheese, ceviche, and prawn canapés.

On night one, guests request a well-flavored seafood menu.

Safe to say I'’m sh--ting my pants.

But I'’d be open to it.

I need to talk to Culver.

It'’s been an ongoing thing.

Yeah.

Leaving at 12:00, or...

No, we have to leave by 11:00.

It'’s time to go.

Oh, my God!

That'’s Jourdi... he'’s kissing Jourdi!

Oh, my God!

Let'’s go, let's go!

Do you want a drink?

Yes, please.

What are you having?

Vodka-soda.

Are you all right?

Nate, balls to the wall.

Shot?

- Yeah, I'’ll have a shot. - For sure.

Mm-hmm, yeah. I get it.

He isn'’t in that mindset now, so... later!

Later.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Woo!

We'’re all going to get a drink right now.

I love you!

You have done so well.

Please don'’t worry about anything.

Ready to get outta here.

I'’m ready to go home.

I'’m sorry, I need my interior tomorrow.

- Where'’s Culver? - Have a good night.

I talked to Culver.

- And? - And?

No doubt.

He'’s open to it, but not open to it.

It'’s really weird, I don'’t understand it.

Culver!

He'’s been a naughty boy.

Jesus Christ.

Back before midnight, that'’s what I said, see?

Oh, 11:55. Yeah.

- Yeah, yo! - Who'’s gonna clean those up?

If the captain comes out to this,

were gonna be ----ing blasted.

It'’s our last charter, and I wanna finish it so, so strong.

And I'’m disappointed that not everyone

is feeling the same way.

One more charter to go, then we can get as sh--faced

as we ----ing want.

Oi, there'’s a credit card down there.

It'’s probably mine.

All right, good night.

All right, brother. Peace out.

See you in the morning, Nate.

Yeah.

- All right. - Night.

Ugh.

Hi, how are you?

I love your shirt.

Do you wanna see her riding?

I would love to see her riding.

Wow, that'’s pretty good.

You must get all that talent from your papa.

- Yeah, it'’s... - Oh... oh, this is Aesha.

Hello!

She'’s pretending to be frozen, like it'’s bad signal.

Oh, I see.

But I'’m gonna go get ready.

I hope I can visit soon.

I love you too.

Oh, my God.

Ugh, just gathering my mind.

How are you feeling, baby?

I'’m feeling rough.

- Hey, brother. - Ugh, straight into it.

- Last charter. - Yeah, dawg.

Can you just finish cabins?

Got you.

All right, let me go get that crane ready.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Thinking this'’ll hold?

Let'’s adjust it a little bit towards the back of it,

just... yeah.

Brittini, Culver, make your way to the sundeck, please?

I'’m coming, but Culver's on the window band.

Coming around.

Just wait a sec. Just wait a sec, Brittini.

And there she is.

Ah!

Thanks for your help.

me

So, how are you today?

It'’s about putting down what you'’ve got,

well-represented, good communication.

- Focus on that. - Yep.

The guest'’s a seagan.

I don'’t mind dietary requirements and stuff,

but their request that every dinner has something, I mean,

it adds a whole different layer to this bullsh--.

Ugh.

Taylor and Tumi, please come to the crew mess.

Oh, my head is throbbing.

Copy, on my way.

So, I'’m running through the itinerary,

so you guys can just get it in your mind.

- Ugh. - There'’s so much to do.

So, Tumi, I wanna rotate you guys...

- Yeah. - ...and have you on lates.

I like that.

Taylor, you'’ll be doing laundry and cabins.

Yes.

So, do you just wanna go to the laundry?

Yeah, I can smash it out, easy.

Mm, a lot to do. Whew.

Dude, I feel like we don'’t ever have to wash this boat again.

All right, Mr. Kiss-A-Lot.

I didn'’t kiss anybody. Did I?

Culver hooked up with the primary.

- What? - Did he?

Wait, Culver...

I saw it, it was happen... it was...

That'’s so funny.

Wow. I'’m offended now.

I thought you saw it and that'’s why you were talking...

because where you were talking at the bar

was where it happened.

I didn'’t see anything, obviously.

This is like a ----ing slap in my face.

His response to me asking if he liked me was like,

well, you know, we'’re at work,

and then he hooks up with a charter guest.

It'’s like your excuse was a ----ing excuse.

Just tell me you don'’t like me.

So, Culver basically hooked up.

Oh, my God.

Laundry, laundry, laundry. What the [bleep]?

You okay?

Ironing these shirts are getting me stressed out.

Oh! You got this, girl.

How do I not know how to iron a shirt?

Typically, you start your career in laundry.

But I joined a boat that was bigger.

We had a person whose sole job was to do laundry,

so I never had to do it.

I love to be good at, like, everything.

In childhood, my natural competitive self

wanted to beat my friends and get the best marks,

do really well in sports.

So, this is new. Oh, embarrassing.

I think she'’s good to go.

Ugh.

Nice.

Attention all crew, attention all crew,

guests will be on their way in the next 10 to 15 minutes.

Please start getting dressed now.

Tumi, Culver hooked up with Jourdi last night.

Shut up.

I know, I didn'’t know it either until the guys were telling me.

How come you can'’t kiss, but he can hook up with Jourdi?

Well, we work together.

But you have chemistry with Jourdi?

Get the outta here.

I'’m pissed.

I wanna see Brittini and Culver kiss.

But clearly, he can'’t handle a woman like Brittini.

Ah, ah, oh, God.

We got this.

So, they'’re married.

All crew, all crew, meet on the aft deck, guests are arriving.

Let'’s go.

You look so beautiful.

I'’m ready for a margarita now.

I'’m ready for a drink.

Taylor, Taylor, do you mind pouring the champagne?

Here they come.

Thirsty.

I know, get me a champagne.

- Hey! - Hi!

We are some thirsty bitches.

- Hello, I'’m Jason. - Hello, I'’m Charity.

- Hey, Charity. - Nice to meet you.

You, too.

Mwah, welcome aboard.

Holy wowsa, we got some hotties on board, that'’s wassup.

- Yay! - Woo!

Welcome aboard Thalessa.

Aesha will show you around.

So, let'’s get going.

- Woo! - Yeah!

Let'’s get this luggage on.

Why is all of our crew so hot?

Come this way, come this way, come this way.

I have a feeling these girls packed heavy.

Oh!

So, let'’s go up to the sundeck.

Here'’s the Jacuzzi/sundeck area.

Oh, look at that.

I'’m never leaving.

I love your bloody voice already.

Oh, my God, my mum'’s side of the family is all from York!

- Where? - I love it.

Oh, my God, it'’s leg day.

First thing the girls said was "We'’re thirsty."

I think it'’s gonna be dangerous.

Yeah, it might be.

So, here'’s the cabins.

I feel like I'’m on the Titanic.

So, there'’s two singles in there,

and then the master at the end.

Ah, we have a complaint...

there'’s gender non-conforming stuff.

- Oh, my God, not already. - What'’s happened?

It says "his and hers."

Oh, wow.

Oh, I'’m sorry about that.

I don'’t think I can take them off.

All right, can we just get a... can we get a label-maker?

The patriarchy is strong in this room.

Dan, it has a hair in the bath.

- Does it? - It has a what in the baht?

It'’s got a hair in the bath.

We'’ve just found a hair in our bath.

Oh, my God, are you guys serious?

Whose hair was it?

Ugh! It'’s so frustrating.

I want us to finish ----ing strong, and this is so opposite.

Coming up...

- Your sister'’s here? - Uh-huh.

- Oh, that'’s so fun. - Yeah.

- Cheers, girls. - Lovely!

Dan, it has a hair in the bath.

- Does it? - It has a what in the bath?

- It'’s got a hair in the bath. - Does it?

In the corner.

Oh, no. Sorry about that.

Oh, my God, get it DNA tested and find out who it'’s from.

Yeah.

- Oh, sorry about that. - Thank you.

--ing hell... it'’s an embarrassing start

to the last charter.

- So, be very careful. - Let me go.

Okay.

But not about to go around being like, you, you, you.

It'’s the last charter, keep morale high,

because we'’re really gonna need it.

Oh, my God, it'’s tiny.

So, the side the ramekins are on, that'’s all the vegan stuff.

Vegan.

And then we'’ve got ceviche and prawn cocktail.

Yeah. Awesome.

They'’re high-maintenance.

Deck crew, let'’s drop all lines.

Copy. Aft lines all dropped.

All lines in on the bow.

Aw, that'’s our last time.

Ah, this is what we need.

- Oh, thank you so much. - Yum!

Here, let'’s do, like, a video.

Woo!

Starboard quarter to dock, 45 meters and closing.

You'’re clear to swing.

That'’s our last departure.

- Woo! - Yeah, copy that.

- Woo! - Hello, darling.

They'’re gonna be picky.

Okay, I'’ll come up and have a chat with them.

In a minute I'’ll come to a halt, and we'’ll pick up Benny.

Copy that.

Hey, guys, how'’s things?

This one'’s fresh cold trout.

On this side, it'’s all vegan.

- Clearly. - Thank you so much.

Benny'’s making his approach.

Now he'’s making his approach.

Last time. Let'’s go, Benny.

Tumi, Tumi, can you clear the table?

Copy, on my way.

All right, Cap, tender'’s been released.

Thank you.

Brittini, Ben, change into your wets, please.

Copy.

All good, two and a half hours until we get there.

So, I'’ll give you a call 20 out.

We'’ll get the jet-ski covered and crane into position.

- Okay, perfect. - How'’s Culver?

Fine, you know, no issues there.

Good.

We'’ve gotta keep our wits about us,

because it'’s the last charter and I really want to finish...

Yeah.

...with, like, the best service we'’ve done.

We will.

- Can we get cocktails? - Spicy margarita.

Duh!

So, two lychee martinis, two spicy margs.

I want a spicy marg too.

Does he not like seafood?

Were you also straight until you met Josh?

Three spicy margs.

Oh.

"I dipped it in."

Two marti... martini-i-i-is.

Charity and Peta.

You two are so affectionate towards each other.

An engagement and then a wedding.

Yay, thank you!

I have your spicy margs.

Oh, thank you.

Can I get an apple martini?

Apple martini? Yes, of course.

Yes, please, thank you.

Good teamwork.

- Strength, you know. - Yep.

Oh, thank you so much!

Lychee martinis.

Yay!

Ooh, let'’s hope I don't spill.

Can I get a spicy margarita for Peta and myself?

Can I get a lychee martini.

That martini went down far too easily.

I know.

Could I get a classical margarita?

This is gonna be busy.

Here we go.

I'’ve got a bit of washing that I need done.

Perfect.

But at the same time, it'’s the last one, so whatever...

just give all the juice left in your tank,

and then you can die straight afterwards.

These are hand-wash, and the rest is kind of delicate.

Oh... oh.

Oh

Taylor, this needs to be hand-washed, cold water.

It must be hung dry.

Okay, deck crew, we'’re 20 minutes out.

Jet-ski covers, crane in position.

Brittini, Culver, make your way to the bow, please.

Yes.

Could someone go up and help Brit, please?

Copy that.

Culver, come on.

I don'’t know what's going on with Culver.

I spoke to Jamie about keep his eye on it.

Seems that he'’s either not listening to Jamie,

or Jamie hasn'’t done it.

- What'’s going on, guys? - Nothing.

You wanna attach it now?

Yeah, we could.

I'’ve asked everyone to put in 100 percent

till the end of the season, and I'’m expecting that.

You can drop, drop.

Two shackles in the water.

Jamie, you want me and Brittini to do jet-skis

and you guys do the rib?

Yeah, sounds good.

- All right, ready? - T-minus 10 seconds. Coming up.

- You hold the back one. - Let'’s do it.

You have 30 seconds to load this tender,

get in it, and put it on the bow.

If you do not, one of your friends will die.

I haven'’t seen any of the deckhands

other than the sexy captain.

I think I'’m gonna get changed and get ready for jet-skis.

- Slide time. - Jamie!

- Jamie. - Yes?

What are you doing over here?

- Lifting boats and slides and... - Are you the bosun?

- Yeah, yeah. - Oh.

Tumi, Tumi, can you start clearing, please?

Copy that.

- Hey. - Hello!

- I found Jamie! - Are you Jamie?

Jamie, Jamie, Brittini.

What is that, is that...

- This is a line. - It'’s to control the jet-ski.

Are you taking us for a ride?

Yeah, I could take you guys for a ride.

Ooh, can we jump off here, can we jump off here?

Not right now.

No.

- Your sister'’s here? - Yeah.

You guys are brother and sister?

- Uh-huh, yeah. - Oh, that'’s so fun.

Yeah.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Standing there flirting with the girls,

it'’s another ----ing slap in the face from Culver.

And then Jamie, how he acted with me

with the all-boys charter... what a double standard.

- Are you from New Zealand? - I'’m from New Zealand, yeah.

Oh!

It'’s all good to go and chat to these guests,

but don'’t drop the ball.

That charter with all guys?

Yeah?

Jamie literally said my work ethic wasn'’t good

when all I did was work that charter.

And then I go up there and all the girls

are circling around Jamie and Culver.

That'’s just...

Oh, well... ...it'’s a shame..

It'’s a shame we don'’t have one, then.

That'’s a double standard, so, like...

Oh, of course, because obviously,

the guys are not stroking their ego.

Bye, Jamie, have fun.

Coming up...

Mwah!

Everyone is so drunk.

That'’s where Jason lives.

Ooh, shall we?

Oh!

The area of jet-skiing is just all around

in that area there, okay?

So, the open ocean.

- Yep. - Culver, watch your head.

- Ding. - All righty.

Brittini'’s down there now, isn'’t she?

Yeah.

Is this the end?

Um...

Now, do you have a menu yet, so I can start picking wines?

I'’m doing it for you right now, mate.

- Nice. - It'’s an around-the-world menu.

Mm-hmm?

That'’s what was requested, so around the world,

- but it'’s only seafood. - Wow.

Who'’s ready?

- Good luck. Love you. - I love you.

Oh, my God.

- Ah. - Yes!

Ride that bitch!

Jealous!

Just... oh, no, the wind'’s got a hold of it.

Woo!

Smooth as eggs.

Can I get someone to go down with me?

Do you want one of us to go down with you?

- Yeah. - We can arrange that.

Let'’s do it.

I'’ve never had a charter like this.

Let'’s just say it would be easy

to get in trouble with these girls.

And earlier in the season, I very well might have.

I'’ll go with you, if you wanna go.

You wanna go? Yeah.

Ben, Jamie.

Woohoohoo!

What is it, a giant schlong?

A vagina is what it looks like.

Just chill, mate.

I am now a professional deckhand.

You'’ve gotta hold 'em back with metaphorical sticks.

That'’s my favorite part.

Ah!

- Woo! - Ah!

You can come with us, if you want.

All right.

- Oh, it'’s so fun. - Beam me up, baby.

How we gonna go?

We'’re just gonna sit there?

If you insist.

Woo!

I'’ve got a menu.

Okay.

I'’ll start off in Italy, with a...

- Mushroom risotto. - Yeah, and then we have clams.

We'’re going to Sri Lanka next.

Mm, I love Sri Lanka.

Even the pictures of the bowls.

And actually, do we have any other small plates

that aren'’t these or these?

I don'’t think there is.

Oh sh--.

Thank you for coming with us.

That was so fun, though.

There'’s, like, these.

For Sri Lankan clam curry.

Let'’s go in the hot tub.

- How about these? - Oh, yeah, let'’s do them.

Yeah, let'’s do them.

You want this on the port side?

Yeah, we'’re not gonna have any swells.

- Can you just grab my line? - Yeah.

Oh, the hot tub is so nice.

So, we'’ve got, like, two hours.

No! Ah!

Do you need help?

What is your trick?

I always keep the washers constantly cycling.

Gotcha.

Seeing Taylor drowning in laundry doesn'’t surprise me,

because that laundry system is very hard,

and it will ----ing humble you.

This needs to be steam-ironed, and this, hand-wash.

But I am rooting for Taylor.

I don'’t want her to fail,

because I really don'’t wanna do it.

Put a bit more wrap on this, though, brother.

Okay.

Yeah, see, that'’s good like that.

What'’s going on out there?

We just got the jet-skis in their sleeping in places.

You'’re off, come back at 9:00.

- Yeah, thanks. - We going into blacks?

Yeah. I'’m going to put my blacks on.

If you had to choose, though, Jason or Nate?

Ready?

Saki.

Get me out of this hellhole!

I got taught to iron when I was 12, mate.

- Yeah? - In navy cadets.

You'’re better than I am at that.

Jamie is interesting.

He'’s tall, he's brunette,

he'’s got tattoos, he'’s obviously fit.

Have you got a spray bottle of water?

- Mm-hmm. - Work it, work it.

I don'’t know if it's just his friendly nature

or if his intentions are something more,

but it'’s making me feel good.

I don'’t know, we'll see. We'’ll see where it goes.

- All right. - Thanks, mate.

Yes.

Tumi, Tumi?

- Yeah. - Go ahead.

Can you please do three espresso martinis?

Copy.

Tumi, I'’m so lucky to have you.

I... I kinda like Jamie.

Three charters ago, Jamie wanted to throw me overboard.

Now he'’s ironing my T-shirt.

It'’s, like, genuinely nice of the guy.

Like, where'’s this guy come from?

That was really nice, what you did for me.

- Like, it meant a lot. - No worries.

All right, push through.

What'’s going on?

- Hello! - Yes!

Ooh... don'’t worry, I got that.

You saw nothing.

Close your eyes, walk away.

Can I have one of them, and a glass of bubbles?

Okay.

These guests drink so much, you can smell it in their breath.

- Balls to the wall! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

I ain'’t gonna judge.

So, they just spilled espresso martini on the ----ing carpet,

but I need to go make another one.

Okay. We'’re getting ready, Kristen.

Oh, my God.

- Aesha, let me do it. - No.

I'’ll do it, do it, do it.

- No, I'’ll do it. - Oh.

me.

- Thank you. - Of course, my honey-boo.

You want me to get them for you?

Yes, I'’d love that.

Taylor, he wants his clothes.

- Tumi, can you get changed? - Copy.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Oh, sh--

Amazing, thank you.

Do you want me to get your perfume?

If they make it through dinner, I'’ll be shocked.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi, Nate.

How are you doing?

I'’m fantastic.

Does it make you nervous that we'’re watching?

No.

She found us.

It smells so good in here.

What'’s in there?

The guests are pretty hammered.

What the is that?

Oh, my God, I wanna organize spices.

Maybe even an understatement.

- I'’ll see you tomorrow. - Okay.

Or tonight in the hot tub.

I'’ll see you, I'’ll see you tonight.

I really need to perform tonight,

start the charter on a good note.

But if you have guests this intoxicated...

You have no excuse.

...you never know what'’s gonna happen.

It may well be a sh-- show.

The sexy chef feels pressured.

Coming up...

- See you in the morning. - Yeah.

All right, Cap, I'’ll see you in the morning.

- Jamie'’s sending you to bed? - Yeah.

Culver is being let off pretty lightly the last week or two.

He'’s elsewhere. He'’s not even here.

So, how you doing?

Okay.

Guys, we spilled again are you ----ing kidding me?

Aesha'’s gonna kill us.

We'’re gonna communicate the sh-- out of each other.

Yeah.

I'’m from a family of explorers.

Dad was a truck driver for 40 years.

Loved to explore little towns,

and I'’ve traveled to over 50 countries.

Around-the-world themed dinner, that'’s right up my alley.

All right, I'’ve started off with chilled avocado and miso soup,

inspired from Japan.

Then a five-mushroom risotto from Italy.

After that, we have clam curry.

I think they'’re really gonna enjoy it,

if they'’re, you know, awake.

We are ready now. Wow.

Nate, we are starting to seat the guests.

Yeah, copy.

This is beautiful.

- Amazing. - Yeah.

Welcome, everyone, to your delicious dinner this evening.

Oh, my God.

I can'’t wait to see what sexy Nate does.

Okay, Nate, we'’ll walk the plates up in two minutes.

- Yeah, all good. - Perfect.

Yeah, I'’ll be there.

To Charity and Peta.

Woo!

They are so ----ed.

I know.

- Taylor? - Yeah?

Yeah, so, with the cabins, it'’s, like, pretty much a full reset.

Yeah, okay.

Captain, do you wanna run these plates?

Because they would drop their panties.

- Yeah. - Three?

They'’re desperate for some eye candy, so...

Thanks, guys. Thanks.

We'’re doing this for tips, boys.

When you put it down, can you press your dick into her back?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Thank you!

Jason, you little cutie, I didn'’t know you served food.

- To you ladies, I will. - Oh!

We'’ve got chilled miso and avocado soup.

Is that served in an avocado shell?

How sustainable!

That is so good. It'’s so good.

I'’ve never had anything like it.

Yay!

What the

These rooms are an absolute mess.

Time'’s not on my side, but it'’s better than laundry.

I did housekeeping on my second boat.

Like, you'’d be put in pairs

and then you'’d race someone else in a similar room.

It made me really quick.

Nate, we'’re gonna start clearing.

Okay, copy that.

Thank you so much.

No worries at all.

The captain is hot.

Don'’t hit on my boyfriend ever again.

They'’re all so wasted right now.

Oh, I know.

How are they going up there?

Good work, it looks amazing. They'’re very happy.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Next course, five-mushroom risotto

with shave parmesan and crispy enoki.

Yeah.

- Call it. - Okay.

See you lads in the morning.

Get some rest.

I would love some sort of drink.

What do you recommend?

Oh, you don'’t want the wine?

Oh, is that wine?

Yeah.

Hey, babe.

What have you been up to?

Hanging out with drunk chicks.

They'’re staying strong.

Oh, yeah.

Now I'’m starting to get, like, weirded out that it'’s over.

- Yeah. - But I feel fantastic now.

Do you know what I'’m saying?

Like... I don'’t know, what can I say?

Like, rawr!

And I'’m, like,

Aesha, we are ready to go.

Perfect, coming down now.

- I'’ll take primary and wife. - Okay, perfect. Here we go.

- Thank you so much. - Here we go.

Oh, thank you.

I feel bad, I forgot that we were still eating.

I also forgot that we'’re still waiting on dinner.

I kinda thought it was over.

How is the risotto?

Amazing, this is so good.

He'’s really good.

See you in the morning.

Yeah, last full game day.

All right, Cap, I'’ll see you in the morning, brother.

- Jamie'’s sending you to bed? - Yeah.

Come on.

Whew.

All right, Tumi, we can start clearing now.

Copy, copy.

They loved the risotto.

They are cooked.

- Do you want a drink? - We'’re gonna... drink?

You'’ve been doing so well, Nate.

Poor Nate has put so much time and effort

into these beautiful dishes,

and everyone is so drunk,

no one gives a

- Bye. - Bye!

Bye!

Oh, you kissed my chin.

Love you.

For the next course, we'’ve got cloudy baked clams

with a curry sauce.

Yum!

Kristen, do you think that'’s where Jason lives?

Hello? Oh, it'’s just us.

- How do we, like... - Ooh, shall we?

- How is the curry? - Yum!

Favorite dish ever.

Yeah.

Iceberg, dead ahead! Iceberg!

Where are the boys? You'’ve put them all down.

Yeah, tomorrow'’s gonna be a big day and night.

He'’s being let off pretty lightly the last week or two.

He'’s not even here.

- Yeah. - He'’s elsewhere.

If I had another charter,

I would have been looking for a new deckhand.

- Yeah. - Pull out all stops tomorrow.

What is that?

Woo!

Straight ahead! Full steam ahead.

Titanic!

Hey, girls, no... no touching anything.

We didn'’t touch anything.

I don'’t want anything broken.

We didn'’t touch anything.

- And I'’ve gotta go to bed. - Full steam ahead!

Perfect. Enjoy your night. Enjoy your night.

- Shh, we'’re just... - Good.

Full steam ahead!

Whoa, there actually is a mountain there.

There is a mountain.

I'’ve been a captain for a long time.

I'’ve had to deal with a lot of drunk guests,

and you know, there'’s an art to it.

There'’s a mountain!

Good night, ladies.

You know there'’s a hot tub up there?

- Yeah. - Do you wanna go in it?

- No. - Hey!

I'’m just saying that you should go.

It'’s a bit of a mind trick.

You coerce them into the exit,

you make them think it'’s their idea.

Hold on tight.

Come on, you'’re doing well.

Follow the captain.

See you tomorrow.

- Tumi, my love. - Oh, God, mother, father.

Tumi, I'’m finished in 15 minutes.

- Cool. - Do you think you'’ll survive?

Yeah.

She'’s got me.

For someone who was extraordinarily

- ----ed up last night... - Yes, you were.

...you have handled today like a boss.

- Yay! - Yay, Tumi!

Honestly.

I'’m very impressed.

So, tomorrow, at 12:30,

we'’ll set up a big beach barbeque for the day.

Okay.

We'’ve got wedding, we'’ve got Mardi Gras.

Yeah, that'’ll be fine.

We'’ll have a nice day.

To the cap... cheers.

To the captain.

Thank you very much, I'’m glad you enjoyed the first night.

Thank you!

Ugh, swollen, fat feet.

I'’ve had the best time.

Go to sleep.

- Eight? - Sounds good.

Oh, my God, it looks so nice in here.

The bed'’s been made!

Oh, my gosh, look at the service.

All right, have a good sleep, great work tonight,

- everyone, smashed it. - You too, mate.

I am so proud of us.

This was a ----ing hard day.

♪ Let'’s get it on ♪

I'’m sure I'm jinxing,

I'’m sure Jaws is gonna come

tumbling onto the boat any second.

But for now, I'’m really proud.

Do you feel the boat rocking?

Time to graffiti.

Wow, there is so much happening here.

Oh.

Food all over my...

I am done.

Yeah, Tumi. I'’ll meet you in our room.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Big morning.

Yeah, good.

I wanted to lock my door last night.

Oh, God, you'’re a good team.

I'’m sure if you could drive the boat, you would.

Yeah, I would.

- You'’d be like, hey, hey! - I can drive a digger.

Yeah, me, too.

Like, the family business is quarries.

Oh, really?

So, I grew up driving them.

That'’s my dream in the Philippines,

is buy an excavator.

We are gonna try and build.

Why do you say "we?"

It'’s my daughter, it'’s my daughter's, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As soon as this is finished

I was planning on going to Philippines with her.

- Sweet. - How you feeling?

I just puked as well.

- Did you? - But now I feel better.

You'’re my favorites.

Do you say that to everyone, though?

I do, but, like, you'’re the favorite.

Great.

One more day.

Morning, ladies.

Want me to bring some fruit up?

Yeah. Sure.

Fruit platter is ready.

Taylor, you might bringing up the fruit platter?

I'’m just gonna do a bunch of coffees.

Copy.

Woo, I need tongs.

What'’s up, Nathaniel?

- What'’s up, bro? - Hey, bro.

How'’d the morning go?

It'’s been good.

You know, I'’m just chipping away.

This looks so good.

This, yeah?

You can probably go into laundry.

Okay, cool.

Jason was asking about you last night, again.

- What is he... - Like, "Where'’s Culver."

I don'’t know, he'’s just very strange.

Oh, really?

It just sounded like he'’s... you'’re lucky

you'’re here this trip and all this stuff, so...

- For real? - Yeah.

I'’m not telling off these guys anymore.

Even if it'’s what Jason wants as a captain,

the deck team has...

I mean, paid my dues all season,

picked up the slack for everyone.

Just trying to do my job, dawg.

Everyone'’s a bit vacant right now.

We'’re pathetic.

We all have to wear white, right?

Yeah.

Okay, strong black, here we go.

- Thank you. - Your turmeric.

Yum!

Good morning.

- How are you feeling? - Just so much better.

So, finish barbeque on the beach.

Gonna have it, like, 3:30 or something like that?

Yeah, that'’s what I was thinking.

Let'’s get some chorizo.

Ooh, yeah.

Hey, I think we'’re gonna run out of beach today.

Can we do a brunch on the beach?

And that way, we can get 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 2:30 on the beach.

So, you'’re saying we either have brunch on the beach

or lunch on the beach.

Brunch, and that'’s all we can do.

The tides change every six hours,

and depending on where we are in the Whitsundays,

they happen an hour or two off what we'’re told.

And out of the blue, our beach barbeque

is right in the middle of the low.

We have SCUBA-diving, we have a wedding,

the Mardi Gras... it'’s a tough schedule.

And now, we have to change it on the fly.

How long do you need to set up?

It was gonna take a while, because it'’s Spanish-themed.

Ah.

Coming up...

The tide'’s going out quick.

Get Culver. Where'’s the Culvernator?

I can do brunch on the beach, but...

- Yeah. - ...do you need to set up?

It was gonna be taking a while

because it'’s Spanish decorations and stuff,

but if it'’s just brunch...

We can do brunch and

then Spanish theme back on board, if you want.

Yeah.

- Has nobody had breakfast? - No.

Bacon, tofu scramble. I'’ll just take it all over hot.

It'’s a bit of a drive.

What if you just did a quick reheat

of the saussies on there, just for the smell?

That'’s probably a good idea.

Yeah.

My only question, then, is they wanna renew their vows.

Because then they want, like, sunset beach vow renewal.

Okay, I'’ll run it by Charity.

I'’m just, like, really excited for a Bloody Mary.

I'’ve just gotta interrupt you for two seconds.

The access to the beach is a bit of a concern

to be there after 2:30 this afternoon,

so we'’re gonna have brunch on the beach until 2:30,

then we'’ll do the Spanish theme back here as well.

Okay.

I'’m guessing that we're moving our ceremony onto the boat.

We'’re thinking about that.

Taylor, can you meet me in the pantry?

Copy.

Brunch, straight into it.

Yes?

Change of plans... brunch on the beach.

So sorry, you did a beautiful table.

You'’ve gotta take it all apart now.

- Looks awesome. - I'’ll start on the table.

Thanks.

Last day.

You know all this work that you did

and everything you paired and everything

you thought was gonna happen? it!

Deck crew, deck crew, meet me on the bridge deck aft, please.

How'’s it been?

A little bit crazy this morning.

So, they want a beach brunch set-up.

We'’ve only got probably till about 2:30.

We'’re gonna do a brunch so we don'’t get stuck, okay?

Cool.

Ugh!

Brittini, have that jet-ski there.

Okay.

Chaos.

Culver and Jamie here. The last full day of charter.

Okay.

Gonna be laying on that, laughing, ha.

Paddleboards are out tide'’s going out,

Jamie'’s got the guns out.

Hell, yeah.

Culver, can you hurry up and come in,

and you'’re gonna take Cheffy and Aesha ASAP.

- Hurrying, Cap. - Now.

Yep.

So, take Jessica over there now, take Aesha,

and then we will bring the rib back,

and then we'’ll go over with the Trepid and the rib.

Yeah.

I'’m ----ing hungover.

- How are you today? - Oh, I'’m good, thank you.

Lovely! I'’m just doing my thang.

Oh.

Oh, this is so pretty!

Duck.

Careful where they'’re standing, eh?

It looks quite sharp.

That means you'’re having a great time, and that makes me happy.

Yeah.

Can I also have sparkling water?

No worries.

It'’s hot. You all right?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Of course, of course.

- I'’ll round the guests up now. - All right, brother.

Wait, do you think we have time for a Bloody Mary or not?

No, we'’ll get them on the beach.

I am starved.

Bring it to me, baby.

- Hello, honey. - Oh, this looks amazing.

Thank you.

- Yay! - Enjoy your breakfast.

We need to get these jet-skis back in the water.

Oh Lord.

Tides are already low around these islands.

So, when the tides do change,

they will go out so quickly

that it'’ll leave all the boats high and dry.

Everything will be beached.

We'’re gonna transfer you guys into this.

- Ah! - Good handle.

It'’s been a pleasure.

Thank you!

Thalessa, Thalessa, tender one has returned.

Oh, here we go, brace for impact.

- Woo! - Welcome.

Wow, what a day!

- Thank you so much. - No worries.

Wow!

The champagne bottle!

Yes!

Food will be coming up very shortly.

What can I get for you two?

I'’d love a mimosa, please.

- Mimosa? - Yeah, same. Thank you.

Beautiful people, beautiful places.

I love you guys.

Are you driving at full lock?

- I'’ve gotta go to the toilet. - You get a bit anxious?

Tofu scramble?

Yes. Thanks, sir.

That'’d be amazing.

If y'’all have not had scrambled tofu, you should try it.

- Yeah! - I'’m not eating that.

Shovel it down.

Yummy, oh, my God.

Would you guys like some avocado with lemon juice?

- Yeah, holy cow. - We'’d love that.

So many surprises, thank you.

Thanks, guys, that was awesome.

You did it. You did it.

Well done. Well done.

Did you want me to just head over and join '’em?

Yeah. Okay.

I'’m gonna enjoy this island.

Jamie, Jamie, we need to wrap things up on the beach.

It'’s getting shallow.

I think we'’re gonna have to go soon,

the tide'’s going out quick.

We need to load everything else up into the tender

and get the tender out of here.

The tide'’s going out real quick.

Jamie, wrap things up on the beach now, please.

Hey, guys, unfortunately,

the tides are going out hectically, as you can see.

Can we go on the jet-ski?

So, let'’s head back to the boat, much deeper, safer.

Because otherwise, the tide'’s gonna be out further,

and it'’s gonna be about this deep.

You'’re gonna be walking through rocks to get...

- Perfect. - Yeah, that sounds great.

Sorry, guys.

Just pull these in. Get Culver.

Let'’s go, deck team, we'’re wasting time again.

Where'’s the Culvernator?

Culver, Culver.

Culver, Culver, come in.

- All right, ready to go? - Oh, God.

Jamie, get back here exactly like I asked you.

The tide'’s out now.

You'’re going to get stuck.

You bring all guests back now.

--ing dodgy, man.

Next, on the season finale of "Below Deck Down Under."

Push, push, push... ugh.

How did we let this happen?

When the captain asks for something, he wants it.

I'’m so glad to see the Great Barrier Reef

one more time before leaving.

Oh, my God, is Liz puking?

Oh, my God.

Go up and have your sangria and enjoy.

Oh!

Culver, dude, he was drinking all night.

You were only supposed to have one drink.

Psh, I'’m done even trying with you, dawg.

I'’m gonna have fun.

So...

Ah!