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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

So, do you guys all have your dates for prom night tonight?

I don'’t know.

I look sexy, Goddamn it.

Oh, my God, Brittini, you look beautiful.

Yeah.

One of them wants more lobster tail, do we have more?

This isn'’t a ----ing Red Lobster.

There'’s none of that vibrance of

how can we blow these people away.

You'’re very home-foody, and it would be nice

to actually see some Instagram stuff.

Captain can give me all the feedback he wants.

You'’re not my priority. I really don'’t care.

Step up.

Captain, go slower, please. It'’s too fast, mate.

I don'’t have a team of people who are, like,

100 percent competent with everything.

You need to have this conversation with your crew.

I know, I know. Jason'’s the captain.

I just need to find a way to get through this.

Here are pancakes.

The laundry'’s a mess.

What the is Magda doing at nighttime?

Were you fighting with your boyfriend last night?

I worry about, like girls around.

I feel so lucky with Scott,

that it'’s just nothing like that at all.

I feel like she'’s judging me a lot.

Laundry, it'’s still not quick enough.

Like, I'’m over it.

Ugh.

All crew, all crew, the charter may be over,

but we still need to get this yacht into the marina.

The tide is high enough now,

so please prepare to haul anchor.

Yeah, copy.

We are standing by.

- I have a heaving line for that. - You have a heaving line?

Yeah, it'’s on the swim platform.

Sweaty mess, Jesus.

Okay, you can pick up anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

- Ben, Ben, you ready? - Yeah.

Anchor is home.

Bridge, bridge, that'’s tender all clear.

Great job, deck crew, that'’s how it's done.

Hello.

The last thing I need to hear is, like,

how bad job I'’m doing from Aesha.

Ugh.

My parents were raising me in, like, a very chill way.

They were never, like, screaming at me or giving me...

So, if someone is very positive,

is cheering me up, like, yes, Magda, you can do it,

you got it, then yeah, I believe in that, and I do it.

This is so difficult.

Okay, going over to port side wing station now.

All right, Cap, starboard marker

approaching to starboard quarter.

- That'’s good, nice and tight. - Thirty meters, holding.

You are clear to swing.

Nice work, that'’s good.

That spot right there is perfect.

Four meters to the dock, closing.

Right-o, just get the stern line on first.

Take all the slack out of that line.

That'’s good, perfect.

Good work, guys.

Well done, deck team, well done.

That felt smooth.

♪ Cocktail time, cocktail time

♪ Cocktail time Cocktail time ♪

Let'’s party.

I need a beer.

Especially after she vomited in the spa.

- Who puked? - Oh, mate, my prom date.

- Dude. - Hey, who cleaned that up?

Bro, I used your colander.

is that why it was out in the morning?

Yeah.

- You ----ing scumbag, dude! - What else am I gonna do?

[bleep], you don'’t use a... ugh!

So, what... how was your charter?

It was just a ----ing sh---show for me.

- Really? - Yeah.

You should pour me a shot.

Oh, my God.

Proper.

I wanna see a picture of you when you were a kid.

I'’ll show you a picture.

- How old were you? - I'’m two years old.

That was Mom when she was young.

Yeah, Mom was a babe. Damn, bro.

What? That'’s him, man.

Pops has that sweet cut shirts, I love them.

No Instagram, that'’s just them.

What?

I don'’t have nothing on me and my parents together,

but I have pictures of, like, my dad and our pizza shop.

- When did they break up? - Huh?

When did they break up?

They never broke up, my father passed away...

- Oh, that'’s right. - In '’09.

So you would have been, what, 20...

- 21, 22. - Twenty-two, 23 yeah.

That'’s so heavy, brother.

Yeah, it sucked, it was tough.

So, I get...

I know where you were a year ago, man, it'’s weird.

I had to grow up overnight, it was weird.

That'’s what I'm saying, you were a child then.

I feel ya.

I think Benny sees me for who I am.

I don'’t think he allows words that come out of my mouth

affect him. I love Benny.

Like, that'’s a friendship that'’s going nowhere but up,

and it'’s gonna last a long time.

You'’re, like, a true Americano, eh?

Yeah, I mean, Irish-Italian...

You'’re like, you're... like, got a pizza shop.

Got a pizza shop.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go!

- I'’m ready! - We got that super power.

You two together look damn good.

Yay!

Yes.

That'’s what matters. I'’m gonna be my ----ing self.

Brittini got her heels on, she'’s looking great.

Yeah, I'’m gonna strap 'em in.

Hell, yeah.

- Bye! - Bye!

Always boys versus girls.

We need, like, our own time.

- Yay! - Yeah!

Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]?

Brittini and I... who knows, you know?

For some reason I always have a girlfriend in yachting.

That'’s so funny.

I'’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Okay!

I like this game, I like this game!

I need to pee so bad.

- Yay! - Woo!

Yeah!

She had 1942, don'’t worry about her.

I'’ll buy whatever I wanna buy, FYI.

You good?

Don'’t worry about people.

Calm, baby, calm.

What?

Just be quiet.

Just be quiet, just be quiet.

I will jump over and him literally.

I know, but I will.

Get your tits out? What?

Get '’em out?

Don'’t ever...

don'’t talk to ----ing girls like that, I swear to ----ing God.

You don'’t talk to ----ing girls like that, I'’m serious.

You dirty Rednecks.

I'’m gonna have to fight because of you ----ers.

Why?

Because they'’re telling youse to take your ----ing tits out.

They'’re a ----ing piece of sh--.

I swear to ----ing God, you... call me a ----ing loser, dude.

- Asshole. - Oh, my God.

Loser, my ass.

I got it, I can walk.

You ----ing piece of sh--.

Coming up.

I wanna take a nap.

I don'’t think the bathrooms have been done.

None of the ----ing bathrooms have been done.

Magda, Magda, do you copy?

Magda?

Are you ----ing joking?

What?

I swear to ----ing God, dude.

Call me a ----ing loser, dude.

--ing Asshole.

Oh, my God.

A loser, my ass.

I got it, I can walk.

Why?

Look at that...

It'’s all good.

Brother.

Come out and tell me that, you ----ing piece of sh--.

Say it to me ----er.

In Australia, a lot of nightclubs

and bars don'’t have glass anymore.

If someone throws a bottle and it smashes on someone'’s face,

that person, pretty much going to jail.

Like, wanna be a dirtball, like, dude, no.

Because he'’s a ----ing baby.

And the ----ing losers kept telling the girls

to take their tits out.

I tried.

It'’s about fueling the fire with gasoline...

They wanted it, yeah.

Or just not giving them anything.

Well, at least in Florida they let us throw fists

and then they kick us out of the club.

We'’re not gonna be throwing fists.

Yeah.

- All right. - Love you.

Enjoy your cigarette, we'’ll be back.

I'’m gonna have a cigarette. Appreciate you.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love to say...

I'’m gonna make you work, baby.

I love that!

Hey!

Woo!

Are we ready to go now? What'’s the plan?

- We'’re gonna go. - We'’re going.

- Let'’s go. - Thank you, guys.

We should celebrate some wet fannies.

I threw a bottle at somebody'’s face.

Can you not ever throw a bottle again, please?

Yeah, if nobody tells a girl to take their tits out

five times, then we'’ll be all right.

But I have zero tolerance

for disrespect towards women, I'’m sorry.

Listen...

No [bleep], there'’s no answer to that.

I love you, but no, there'’s no answer to that.

--ing grow up.

- Unbelievable. - That worked.

- I love you. - I love you!

- Dun, dun, dun! - Oh, my God, relax.

I'’m pissed off.

Hi. Oh!

What are you doing?

- I'’m on the phone. - Okay.

Okay.

Ah.

You guys are still going, eh?

Work tomorrow, yeah?

Good night, Cap.

Morning, morning.

Doing good.

So, what'’s your plan, then? What'’s your play after?

Who is traveling?

Okay, I'’ve actually, like, looked into it.

You can rent, like, a camper van.

Yeah.

I can, like, come visit all the Aussies that are here.

Traveling'’s not just who I am,

and it'’s the reason why I'’m in yachting.

When I had started traveling, I decided to go to New Zealand.

I wanted to buy a van and live in it,

and explore it the way a nomad would.

And to be in Australia doing it, like porque no?

Yeah, that'’s sweet, you just stop on the way.

A little BC road trip?

Oh, my God, yes.

When you live in a van, you'’re sharing,

like, a twin-sized bed with a person.

Brittini, get in the van!

Hell, yeah, Culver, let'’s go.

I don'’t know.

Oh, my Ry-ree.

I stick up for the girls last night from douchebags.

Well, no, you didn'’t, because you were reacting.

Yeah, shut up, go away.

Don'’t you tell me to shut up.

He kept telling youse to take your tits out!

Yeah, but you didn'’t have to do that.

I asked him to stop, like, four times.

Yeah, but you didn'’t have to, Ryan.

I wanted to.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Where I come from, sticking up for our team,

that goes a long way.

Most people will do a thank you or acknowledgement,

but no, it'’s an attack on Ryan.

That'’s ----ed up.

The moral of the story, we don'’t fight with people

that aren'’t worth our time.

Ryan, yes or no?

- No. - Yes.

- Yes, Mother. - Yes, ma'’am.

Aesha, Ryan, and Jamie, meet me in the crew mess, please.

Copy, Cap.

- Mm. - How are we?

Primary charter guest Johny De Keghel

is an entrepreneur and owner of

a Sydney-based floating party pontoon.

He used to work for me.

- Really? - Oh, really?

Nice.

Now I'’m working for him.

That'’s so funny.

He started engineering, the second engineer on my boat

in Sydney for four years,

and he'’s here to have a great time.

Feed him well, let'’s fill the cup all the way to the top.

An Italian feast requested for dinner on day one.

That will be easy.

Why don'’t we... whew.

Over the last couple of charters,

I'’ve seen and heard Ryan'’s negativity.

Four of them said they don'’t eat raw fish.

--ing scumbags.

I don'’t wanna...

Just appease them and get on top of it.

- Cool. - I think that'’ll fix it.

I'’ve tried to correct him calmly and respectfully,

but with our next guests, these boys know yachts.

Definitely seafood'’s a theme, isn'’t it?

Yes, it is.

He'’s gonna have to pick his game up,

and I'’m gonna keep an eye on him for sure.

What is a buck party, though?

Bachelor party.

Do you think that I should get blow-up dolls

and stuff, like some sex toys?

I'’ll leave that up to you.

We have to get out in the morning because of the tides.

Then we'’ll bring the guests on by tender at 2:00.

- Right-o. - All right, can we rip into it?

- Yes, get into it. - Sweet.

I'’ll do this, and you blade behind me.

All right, yeah, I'’ll take off.

Mm. Mm, hmm, hmm.

Oh.

- Hello, darling. - How you doing?

I wanna go take a nap, but I'’m not my own boss.

You can always say it'’s my fault if you'’re taking a nap with me.

That was a good catch, bloody hell.

Living the dream.

Tumi and Magda, if you guys have finished

all your work for the day, you can wrap up.

Copy, thank you.

All this has been rinsed.

We'’re good.

So, we'’ve got dive belts, okay.

How'’s the guests looking?

It'’s gonna be an all boys' trip.

Like, apparently Cap knows the main guy.

What'’s his name, Johny De what?

Wait, they all look young.

He looks cute. I'’m excited.

- Have you seen Magda? - No.

Magda?

Haven'’t been done.

Yeah, definitely not, no.

What the has she been ----ing doing all day?

Magda, Magda?

Are you ----ing joking?

None of the ----ing bathrooms have been done.

Magda, Magda, do you copy?

Magda, Magda, do you copy??

Magda...

Are you ----ing joking?

Magda, do you copy?

Hm.

Are you ----ing joking?

- Hm? - You need to come with me.

What happened?

The beddings, right?

Like, tell me...

Holy sh--.

I just wanna know what you'’ve actually

been doing down here today,

because everything looks like sh--.

No, like, it'’s just trash that needs to be out,

- and the showers... - But like...

- And the toilet paper... - Yeah, just... just this...

...isn'’t done, the shower's not done...

Showers, no, I didn'’t touch showers.

I just did the toilets and the beddings.

Like, you should have been able

to finish at least two bathrooms.

I was feeling very sick today, and very tired.

Is that why you'’re working so slow?

I'’m never working slow.

It'’s the first date I'’m working slow.

- I know but we... - I never work slow, okay?

- No, I know... - Never work slow.

Don'’t raise your voice to me. I'’m your chief stew.

Okay, but you know how hard I work all the time.

- I know... - It'’s the first day.

- I know, I'’m... - I'’m super sick today.

- No, of course not. - Okay.

I was calling him, but not whole day, no.

We'’re sorry for that.

So... no, I know, but we'’ve got so much...

I'’m gonna smash it tomorrow. I was feeling very tired.

Yeah, I just think...

yeah, if you tell me that two bathrooms are done

and I come down and none of the bathrooms

are actually finished, I'’m just pissed...

- Yeah, they'’re not finished... - It really pisses me off.

- they'’re not finished. - Yeah.

They'’re, like, done, but not finished.

Yeah, sorry, that'’s my mistake.

Yeah, so, they'’re just... No.

Yeah, I feel quite pissed off

that nothing'’s actually finished, you know?

- Okay. - Yeah.

I'’m sorry about the tone.

It'’s just, like, I know when I'’m not hungover

I can work very fast.

Yeah... oh, I know, I know,

but I'’m gonna get you to start earlier than everyone tomorrow.

Okay. It won'’t happen again.

Exactly.

I won'’t disappoint you, Chiefy.

I feel betrayed.

Have I created some sort of vibe where Magda

thinks she can straight up with me

and get away with it?

Oh, it'’s just really ----ing irritating.

- Sleep tight. - You too, see ya.

Okay, I'’m ready. I'’m ready to take on the day.

I'’m not gonna pretend that I didn'’t do a mistake,

but when the things get hard, I'’m not quitting.

I'’m just gonna deal with it.

As a 16-year-old girl, I had scoliosis,

and I remember getting picked by the kids at school.

It turned out that I have to do the surgery

just not to end up on the wheelchair in the future.

After the surgery, a lot of doors got opened for me,

and I was able to become a model.

I'’m tougher than people think I am.

All crew, all crew, we'’ll be leaving the dock early

to beat the tides.

Once we'’re out there we'’ll drop anchor,

and we'’ll be picking up the guests via tender

about a quarter to 2:00.

- Copy. - Oh, gosh.

You all right, Cap? Tender upstairs needs some fuel.

I can do that.

Look at me go.

Yeah.

I usually get the night guys to fill '’em up.

Perfect.

Yeah, with the jet-skis as well.

That was a waste of time, then, wasn'’t it?

I would have listened to you.

I thought you just wanted to top it up.

That'’s the main ticket, have one of these, all that, set up.

- Well done, everybody. - Thank you.

So, I should start my shrimpies.

Hey, Benny, Benny, Jamie.

Go ahead.

Get ready, get in your whites, prep the tender.

You'’re gonna follow us, yeah?

Yeah, copy that.

Fine.

I just think you'’re so efficient

with the laundry and the cabins and stuff.

Yeah.

Having Magda on service, that'’s her punishment,

because it means less time hiding downstairs,

texting her boyfriend,

and just getting away with whatever she can.

I want her in my face doing what I tell her to do.

I agree.

And I'’ll definitely swap for the next one.

- Perfect. - Yeah, you sure?

Yeah. Yeah, that'’s fine.

All crew, all crew, let'’s get ready to go.

All right, I'’ll be on the radio. See you, guys.

All lines off.

You can start from the stern forward.

Yeah, copy, copy, copy.

Thanks, mate.

All lines off the stern, Cap.

Cool.

Five meters to the dock.

And you are now clear to swing.

Port quarter is clear, port rocks.

Well done, thank you.

- Magda? - Yes?

For the next trip I'’m gonna keep Tumi on mornings...

- Okay. - and keep you on service, and...

Okay.

it'’s just I feel like with eight guys coming on,

it'’s gonna be crazy in the laundry and the cabins,

and she'’s just been smashing it out so much, so...

Yeah, sure.

I just wanna keep Captain happy and the laundry happy, and...

All right.

You'’ve been, like, progressing with your service,

- so I just wanna... - Yeah, that'’s amazing.

I don'’t know if this is a compliment

or sort of a punishment right now.

- Okay. - Awesome, thanks, girl.

My bullsh-- radar is beeping on.

Foredeck, we'’ll put one in the water, one shackle down.

Copy that, one in the water.

I'’m gonna change.

I can just finish all the cabins, just final touch-up.

Yeah.

I would definitely be hard on Magda if I was chief,

but I'’m just gonna follow Aesha'’s lead,

let her be the leader.

- Ooh. - Ah.

Deck, deck, think about putting your whites on

and get ready for guests.

Oh, man, I have so much to do.

Whoa.

Captain, we'’re off to pick up the guests.

Copy that.

Tumi, make sure we'’ve got a lot of ice.

Let'’s go, eh?

How we doing? I'’m Culver.

- This is my man, Jamie. - Hi, Johny.

We'’re gonna transfer you guys back to Thalassa.

Thalassa, we'’re leaving the dock now with all guests.

Copy that.

All crew, all crew, guests five minutes out.

Start getting stuff together and congregate on the aft deck.

Copy.

Tender beers for sure.

Let'’s smash.

The tender is approaching the boat.

Magda, Magda, do you copy?

Oh, wow.

Magda, Magda?

Coming up...

I wanna see some wow factor going.

I guess that'’s why I'’m feeding the guests

and not the captain all the time.

I got sh-- to do.

Well, I'’d sit down and have a real chat about it.

I don'’t even give a anymore.

- Magda, Magda, do you copy? - Yeah.

Boys, what about this, eh?

- Hey! - Look at that.

- Magda, Magda? - Sorry, sorry.

Guys, help with the bags and that.

Up close, it'’s so big, hey?

Yeah.

- Welcome to Thalassa. - Oh, look who it is!

- Hey, Jas. - Hello, mate.

- How are you? - Fantastic.

Wow, what a crew, look at this.

- Hello! Aesha. - Hello, hey, guys, Johny.

- Nice to meet you. - How are you?

- Hi, I'’m Remy. - I'’m Brittini.

Oh, my God, I'’m so excited.

Oh, my God, they'’re so cute.

Unlock the sexual energy, I'’m ready.

Welcome aboard. Today we'’re gonna take off

an hour and a half north to Blue Pearl Bay.

- Aesha will show you around. - Yeah.

Johny, we'’ll catch up later for sure.

- Perfect, sounds good. - Come up this way.

- Wow, this is all right. - Yeah, this is the sundeck.

You can have drunken Jacuzzi time.

Try and not vom in there, that'’d be great.

Yeah.

All right, you know how Cap is.

So, I would just hurry and get in there.

He'’s gonna wanna pull it quick.

- Ooh, hello. - Yeah, so this...

- This carpet is so plush. - Nice.

And no tampons down the toilet, please.

No tampons, all right.

All right.

Bridge, just so you know,

we'’ve currently got about 20 meters out.

Well done.

Okay, ready when you are, guys.

Copy that, Cap.

Ben, is that a man bun?

I prepared one especially for you this morning.

Short stay, 6:00.

Okay, Cap, anchor is home.

No, no, don'’t flick it like that, it'’ll take itself.

Watch your feet... get it away from your feet.

Gotta let it go, yes.

Cap, full tow.

Thank you, thank you.

If I nail one of these, you win a tequila shot.

- Oh, I want a tequila shot. - Yeah.

- Brother. - What are you doing on here, eh?

Hey, why not?

So, what'’s the plan, where are we going?

We'’re gonna go up to west of Hayman up here.

Yeah.

Are you having dinner with us at all, or?

- Yeah. - Flat out.

- Oh, he'’s the cutest! - He'’s so cute!

- Oh! - Aw!

He'’s the only one worth marrying out of all of us.

- You can drop that anchor now. - Dropping anchor.

Three shackles in the water.

She'’s tagging on at 12:00, medium.

Okay, lock that off.

Tumi, Tumi, will you go on your break now for two hours?

- Sounds like a plan. - Awesome.

Let'’s get these puppies in the water!

Ooh, baby.

Italian feast.

If I could open a restaurant,

it'’d be a huge Italian influence...

pizzas, fresh pastas.

It'’s just what I'm passionate about, the simplicity of things.

Pizzas are very simple, pastas can be very simple...

actually, they are very simple.

It'’s only in America where we trash it up.

Looking good, looking good.

All right, let'’s go jet-skiing, boys.

Are you able to just get some laundry going?

- Yeah, sure. - Thank you.

- Ready? - You jump in.

Oh!

Oh sh--!

Holy sh--.

Woo!

I wanna do that.

That'’d be dope.

- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Oh, no! No!

You want your jackets?

I'’m sorry, jackets out. Hang on.

Oh sh--!

All crew, all crew, let'’s all get some jet-skis.

Copy that.

Yes.

To hang it up? Yeah, sure.

This is Remy'’s, here, and I'’m just hanging this here.

I used to live in Melbourne for six months.

I was quarantined in Sydney.

Oh, okay, yeah.

So, I know the hotel really well there.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Hello!

Hi, darling.

I'’m back.

- So, these two... - Yeah.

So, primary, just take them back in his room.

Yeah.

- No, where'’d the... - Magda?

Magda?

Where did Remy'’s jumper go?

I put the jumper in the washing for a cold wash.

No, why'’d you do that?

- I... why... - I said just hang...

I'’m hanging it up.

Oh, so you don'’t want wash?

No.

Okay, I'’m gonna stop the washing, then.

Okay.

Because the jersey'’s just to hang.

Yeah, I'’m gonna take it outside right now.

- Okay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Let'’s take it out.

He doesn'’t want the jersey to be washed at all.

- What? - Even if it has stain on it.

How do you put his jersey in the machine

when it'’s not meant to go in the machine?

Anything else can go wrong in the interior,

but the one thing I really don'’t want

is messing up someone'’s clothes, because it'’s irreversible.

The jumper just needs to hang and dry.

- Okay. - Power failure.

Oh, God.

Coming up...

- Magnum'’s. - Is that it?

Brittini is so distracted with these guests,

it'’s like she hasn't interacted

with another male for, like, three years.

Blah, blah, blah... don'’t drop the ball.

Engineers, engineers, is it possible to help in the laundry?

Okay, someone'’s coming.

She'’s... oh.

With Aesha, like, I didn'’t hear her telling me

that I cannot put it to the wash.

When every day you'’re so, like, peaceful and happy,

I don'’t need this big change.

I really don'’t deserve...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

Maybe just rinse it with water and let it hang dry.

Yeah.

I don'’t know what to do with Magda now,

because I tried the nice thing, and it didn'’t work.

Then I tried the more direct thing, and that'’s not working.

Do I just turn full bitch?

Don'’t know.

I have to say you probably get this all the time...

it'’s, like, so hard not to say it.

Deck, deck, can we just bring those jet-skis around

so they'’re up against fenders?

- Like, what'’s the... - Magnum'’s.

Is that it? Straight into Magnum'’s.

Guys on the swim platform copy that?

- Have you been to New Zealand? - I'’m from New Zealand.

- Yeah, yeah. - Oh!

- That'’s... - South Island...

- Have you been to South Island? - I lived there.

I'’ll go see them.

Did you go to Wanaka?

Dude, hold on, time out, that'’s...

I wanna live there forever.

I know.

Brittini is so distracted with these guests,

it'’s like she hasn't interacted with another male

for, like, three years.

She'’s toey.

Horny.

That was a really good talk we did about that,

we have to talk more.

- Get this guy on, and... - I'’ll get...

- I'’ll make sure. - I'’ll be up in the bow.

- Woo! - To the boys.

Yeah.

Fine.

- It does? - Yeah.

Awesome.

Brittini, can you come down here for a quick sec, please?

Yeah, copy that, I'’m on my way.

- Whoa! - Oh!

Oh, my God, are you okay?

Yo, can you come down here for a quick sec, please?

When Benny'’s out, I'’ll just give you guys

a rundown of what'’s happening.

Cool.

Ah!

So, one of the biggest things is you'’re...

it'’s all good to go and chat to these guests,

they'’re definitely approachable and willing to have fun,

chat to everyone, get to know everyone.

But don'’t drop the ball.

You know, those jet-skis banging into each other on the aft,

Captain was trying to call you.

Culver and I, we had to come and fix that up

because you'’re up there doing these ones.

I don'’t wanna see blah, blah, blah.

Meanwhile, someone'’s trying to drag a paddleboard to the water.

Whatever, dude.

I think it might make the boys uncomfortable,

seeing other men flirting with me.

They'’re obviously attractive.

To have a vibe with me, it might make them be,

like, oh, wait, she'’s attractive?

Oh, I didn'’t notice, you know?

It'’s like, oh.

All right, guys, sounds good.

Johny.

He bought and started a party boat business.

Ah-ha!

Okay, so, family-style starters, clear.

- Yeah. - Okay, cool.

Well, the pastas aren'’t family-style, they'’re plated.

- The steak'’s family-style. - Roger.

Yeah, you can go down, mate.

Yeah, you look good. I like this.

All right, so, blazer.

Smoke on, some oregano, mm, mm, mm, tasty.

Ready to roll.

You can call it, Culver.

Cool, thanks, brother.

You guys going back-to-back on--

Oh, here'’s your dinner guest.

- Ready to go. - Oh!

Whoa! Here he is!

You guys can take a seat when you'’d like,

if you'’re hungry, yeah.

Oh, look at this.

Follow whatever Aesha says, I don'’t know.

- Gentlemen. - Captain, my Captain.

Can you tell us how you two met?

We worked in Sydney together.

- Same boat? - Yeah, same.

It was a long time ago.

So, you still would have been about 45, yeah?

So...

Pasta , roasted red peppers, eggplant...

this all goes with the bread.

Okay.

I put these all together with bread, having it, like...

- enjoying it all on bread. - Okay.

- Yeah, awesome. - Okay?

- Here, do you want... - I have one.

Oh, nice.

Got my pesto. I got my garlic, blender.

Oh.

Would you like some of these?

I'’d love a bit of everything.

If someone can catch a coral trout tomorrow, I'’ll eat it raw.

I think we'’ll get something.

Tomato, eggplant, roasted red pepper.

- All of it. - All of it?

- Yes, thank you. - Nice.

What the [bleep]?

We use off their deck...

- I'’m so sorry. - I'’m just gonna...

No, it'’s not capped.

It'’s all meant to be up there at once.

This is all meant to be up here at the same time.

She wants to serve one by one to everyone.

- Yeah, no, it'’s not... - That'’s what she's doing.

That'’s why it's taking so long.

It'’s not... I'’m gonna leave it right here

and let it be her thing,

but that'’s not meant to be done like that.

Tonight'’s service was supposed to be all about family-style,

engaging with each other and enjoying some simple, good food.

Thanks for ----ing that up, Aesha.

This focaccia'’s amazing.

Eggplant'’s really good.

I can'’t tell you again...

you can'’t put stuff on the table

without something to serve it with.

It is.

There was nothing in them.

The chef gave it to me to my hands and said

put it on the table like that.

But then how are they supposed to get them?

Because you can'’t poke your fork into it, you know?

Sure, sure.

Little bit of salt.

Can we... between the two of you,

can we get some stories tonight?

Like, I'’d love to hear a few, you know...

No!

I want the dirt on Johny.

Really?

Did Johny have relations with his fellow crewmembers?

Oh!

Did I? I can'’t even remember.

Yeah, good point.

Ryan?

Can you and I chat, just discuss between each other

how you want the food to be served?

Because everything goes on me, and I'’m the one...

who'’s getting, like sh-- because of that.

It'’s antipasto.

The meats are supposed to be on the table up there,

the fishes, all those vegetables,

people are helping themselves.

It'’s an Italian feast,

it'’s meant to be family and shared.

I know, but she wants it differently,

- and then I'’m the one... - I can'’t do nothing about that.

Here you go.

Mm-hmm.

Magda doesn'’t really understand.

She'’s really lucky that Aesha has the patience

that she has for her, because I can assure you,

she'’d be having a worse time with another chief stew

who'’s not afraid to be bitchy.

Jamie, Jamie, Aesha.

Could you please come to the galley for service?

What is this now?

House-made spaghetti, basil and arugula pesto.

For me, especially, like, this food...

like, all those starters, in my head,

they should have hit the table at the same time.

Proper service is you never let guests do their own food.

It'’s meant to, like, engage people and share.

I just feel like it'’s poor service,

especially with Captain sitting at the table.

It depends on the meal, too.

It'’s called team player, love.

All right, these are good to go.

All right, thank you.

Wow, thank you.

What have we got here?

We'’ve got house-made spaghetti with basil and arugula,

and tomahawk steak.

- Oh! Whoa! - Wow, thank you.

- Enjoy! - Thank you!

Sicilian-style dinner, family, meant to be shared.

It'’s my food, I intend for it to be eaten a certain way,

served a certain way.

That'’s been a problem on this boat since day one.

When Ryan has an opinion, it'’s just not taken by anybody.

She'’s just being a bitch.

I guess you can'’t educate some stupid, though.

Mm.

Steak was delicious.

- The pasta, like... - Yeah.

- There'’s a lot of seasoning. - Yeah, no.

Yeah, there'’s a lot of salt. They had a lot of salt.

I'’m gonna be drinking water all night.

There was too much salt in that, way too much.

The salt really came through.

I'’m sitting at the dinner table

with a friend of mine who'’s the primary.

This is embarrassing.

I'’m gonna be drinking water all night.

Ryan needs less attitude.

I'’m gonna go to bed. Thank you very much.

Have a good night, Captain.

Couple more things, and we are out of here.

Good night, Cap.

Thanks, gentlemen, appreciate it.

Ciao.

Oh, my God, I'’m gonna go fishing.

- I'’m gonna go fishing. - I'’m with you.

Yeah.

A good dinner.

I'’m ticked off.

I had a chef ready to go, she just took a job on another boat.

Now I'’ve gotta look for another chef.

With COVID, there'’s a pandemic, there'’s quarantine.

This is a sh---fight.

I wanna see a massive change.

I can'’t go another four charters without the wow factor.

Coming up...

Why are we all sitting here?

How y'’all doing? My name's Keith Stone, and here we go!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, my God, I'’m going...

- Go fishing tomorrow. - I wanna go fishing.

- I'’m with you. - Yeah.

Obviously, go to bed at 1:00 if the guests go to bed before you.

If they'’re up later, you have to stay up late.

Don'’t work too hard.

- No worries. - But get it done.

Good night, oh. me.

- Oh. - Here he is...

- We wanna go fishing. - Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

- I'’ll get the rods sorted. - Amazing, thanks, man.

Just make sure all the bars are clean, pantry is clean.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'’s too fast.

Are you on? Oh, he'’s on!

Oh!

- Okay, okay, okay... oh, God. - Bring it in, bring it in!

Far out.

- You gonna keep it? - Yeah.

That'’s... Look at it change color.

That'’s incredible, isn't it?

Not right now.

There'’s another one there, look there'’s one!

Yes!

I didn'’t wash that.

They'’re alive.

Let'’s call it a night.

- Let'’s call it a night, - Yeah, we'’ll call it a night.

I'’m not gonna do it. It'’ll be fine.

Now I'’m gonna go to bed.

Taking care of eight guys fishing, staying up late...

so late.

And none of that'’s on the list.

On his list is, like, clean, like,

scuppers on the bow, which it'’s just not priority.

Like, it'’s not... I need to sleep.

Oh, there'’s their ----ing squid sh--.

- Big man. - What'’s up?

Did you get the stuff we caught last night?

I got the squid.

We'’re gonna do a little bit of something with that for tonight.

Oh, tonight, all right, cool.

- It'’s fresh as it gets. - Yeah.

Let'’s get set up for spear-fishing.

- Yeah. - Good morning.

Morning! Going spear-fishing?

- Yeah. - Nice.

Good morning.

Have you seen our squid?

- No. - Caught a squid.

Yeah?

Ryan is cooking our squid.

Perfect.

How is your galley this morning?

We got a trash can here, no bags in '’em.

Yeah, I know.

Couple gloves, things like that.

- Piccolo. - Piccolo, there you go.

I love the name, it'’s my favorite now.

- How was your sleep? - Deep.

- Deep sleep? - Deep.

Did you... how was your job last night?

Yeah, they started fishing at 1:15.

Oh, fishing last night?

Yeah, they caught squid, though.

Benny'’s not pulling his weight.

He has to tend to the guests, which is fine,

but he also has to get his tasks done, too.

Gotta manage the both, that'’s your job.

But at this point, every time I come down on him

he just get angry or frustrated or emotional.

Can'’t be bothered.

They'’re just active. They'’ll be more active tonight.

Good morning.

So, can you just help Tumi with cabins?

- Sure. - Thank you.

You'’re welcome.

- Okay, line'’s away. - Yeah.

Have fun.

- Have you been to...? - Yeah.

- This is, like... - Many times.

- The caves and the, like... - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'’m here to help you.

- Please can we start the bed? - Okay, sure.

Can you put that in the water, just drop it down there now?

My mask and snorkels.

I do a lot of spear-fishing over in the Philippines,

where I'’m living.

I love it, it'’s awesome.

For a super yacht charter guest to actually go spear-fishing

and catch their own food,

that'’s a bit of a chest-banging thing, you know?

Just a matter of pulling this down and putting it across this.

It'’s loaded then. You have a safety here.

We always go in the water unloaded and come out unloaded.

You guys got brekky.

Aesha, do you have an old T-shirt?

I'’m gonna write on in some sweet graffiti "Stripper Man."

I think Keith Stone might be making an appearance.

You gon'’ have to hold this thing,

because this thing gon'’ whip around like an anaconda.

- All right. - Watch your face.

We'’ll figure it out.

Aesha, Aesha, provision delivery is here.

Copy.

Okay, guys. Oh, that'’s what I ordered.

Thanks, guys, appreciate it.

Okay, I'’m leaving now, guys. I'’ll be in in five minutes.

How many cabins are done?

I did two beds.

Cool.

Yeah.

- How was it? - Yeah, it was pretty good.

Get some?

- Are they? - Yeah.

- Hello, darling. - Hi!

Give that to Cheffy.

- Woo! - Oh... whoa.

Chef Ryan...

What is it?

I don'’t know, they told me to bring it to you.

Dude, whoever the deckie is, give it back.

I don'’t want fish, bro, back here,

unless it'’s gutted and scaled.

Cap told me to give it to you.

I want my fish brought back gutted and scaled.

Excuse me.

Where do you want me to put it?

I don'’t know.

Can I put it in the freezer for a second, or...

Yeah, put it in there like they just throw everything else.

All right.

"Sexy mouth." Come on in.

We have to just put them in our van with us...

Come on, Tracie.

I'’m just gonna pull my napkins and napkin rings.

Amazing.

Are we gonna get in our blazers?

Yeah, yeah.

You ready for '’em?

I am, I got an hour and 48 minutes.

A personal opinion, seemed a bit odd

the serving of the starters, you know, the...

Well, see, that was all screwed up, so...

All those plates were supposed to be on the table

for everybody to do as they wanted to do.

Hey, I'’m not telling you how to do your job.

It'’s just my opinion, that's it, so, leave it at that.

So, I get your opinion, but that'’s what

I'’m trying to explain, is every time I try

to give my opinion on how my dinner is meant to be served...

- Right. - I get no say in it.

"This is how I'’m doing my service,

this is how I'’m serving your food."

If I can get servers that'’ll serve the food the way

I want it served, it'’ll make a hell of a lot more sense.

So, I'’ll just say what I say,

and please take it as constructive criticism.

The pasta was pretty...

it was just pasta and pesto, really.

Yeah.

I would probably wanna see some wow factor going.

I mean, I guess that'’s why I'’m feeding the guests

and not the captain all the time.

So, there'’s my answer. Sorry.

I wanna see some wow factor going.

I mean, I guess that'’s why I'’m feeding the guests

and not the captain all the time.

So, there'’s my answer. Sorry.

Anyway, I got sh-- to do.

- Well, I... - Good talk, but...

Yeah, I mean...

He'’s just not even listening or caring what I'’m trying to say.

I'’m there to help him.

I wanna see a success story,

and him having an attitude back at me,

you'’ve crossed the line there.

that.

Dude, we gotta blow these up,

because we'’re giving them a double lap dance.

This is a bachelor party.

Culver, Culver, when can we start the thing?

Can I get, like, five minutes?

Yeah, we wanna do it ASAP.

- Now we'’re talking. - Yeah.

Johny, can you get everyone up to the sundeck, yeah?

- Yeah. - All right.

Okay, here, these are gonna go right

- where that big... - On the sundeck.

Yes, don'’t let the guys see '’em, though.

Oh, my God.

I got some things I gotta put on.

- We go to sundeck, right? - Yes, sundeck.

This is gonna be so good.

Let'’s go up on the sundeck. Let'’s go to sundeck.

Ropes and blindfolds are gonna be involved.

Oh, really?

They'’re up on sundeck right now?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Sex show extravaganza.

This is so weird.

I just can'’t... I can'’t fathom it.

Why are we all sitting here?

Something'’s going on.

Oh!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

This is what I like to see.

Where'’s my buck at... come on out here.

Yeah!

Come on out here, get my buck out here... oh!

How y'’all doing, my name'’s Keith Stone.

- Yeah! - Yay!

And I heard we was here on a bachelor party with a big buck!

Yeah!

Baby, I heard y'’all was looking for an exotic dancer.

Well, that'’s great, because I'’m real exotic,

and I love to dance.

So, y'’all boys sit back and hold on tight.

Hey, that ain'’t all, now... come on.

Whoa! Australian style!

And I got something special for my buck...

Stacie and Tracie! Here we come!

I got us a double lap dance

on one of the finest yachts in the world.

So, you take your girl, I'’m gonna take mine,

and we gonna do our thing! Oh, yeah.

I'’m' gonna just lay her down for a second,

and ooh, Keith Stone, baby! Oh, Jesus... uh, uh.

And here we go!

Oh! oh!

I'’m, like, Culver's got confidence in his hip thrust,

if you know what I'’m saying.

Oh, oh, oh!

Have I thought about it? Yes.

Yeah!

Of course.

I hope you enjoyed it.

I'’m getting red.

Oh, my gracious, Tracie,

oh, she might need a wheelchair after that one, wow.

Ah!

Come on, come on, y'’all with Keith Stone now.

We goin'’ to the VIP.

So good.

Nobody saw anything, nobody hear anything.

Dinner tonight is a bisque done with some scampi prawns.

We have tuna tartare with ahi Amarillo, avocado,

and then roasted king trumpet mushrooms with a daishi.

Here'’s your ----ing wow factor.

- You good? - Yeah.

I'’m just waiting on them to call so

I can start up the rest of the dishes.

All right, boys, it'’s gonna be dinnertime soon.

Ah!

Ryan?

I want a wig.

We'’re gonna look like we'’re from the circus.

- Cool. - Awesome.

As a designer and as a friend,

you should unbutton one more button.

All right, ooh.

Oh, wow!

And so, we got a little scampi prawn...

- Wow. - Done with a nice little bisque.

- Good to go. - Dig in, guys.

So on the money.

Wow, that'’s so good.

It is good.

Just gonna go and give Benny his jobs.

Does he do '’em?

You know what, we haven'’t seen the squid.

I swear to God, if Ryan doesn'’t serve up our squid...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there'’s gonna be words.

I'’m gonna be very disappointed.

There'’s gonna be words.

I just wanna eat it.

I'’d go have a quick chat to the chef.

I would go have a quick chat to the chef.

- Hey, Jase? - Yeah?

We caught the squid, and we wanted to eat it.

I'’ll go check with the chef.

Let me go and talk to him.

I'’ll come... let me come back up.

All right, thanks, mate.

Did you do anything with their squid?

Huh?

Did you do anything with his...

No squid yet. No squid yet.

What about his fish, did you do that?

- Huh? - Did you do his fish?

Nope, I have my own plan going on.

- That fish is... - But they caught that,

and it would be a nice little presentation.

I know, I said, this isn'’t for dinner, though.

Mate, just ease down.

Okay, well, let me finish my dinner...

- Hey. - and you can talk all you want.

No, no, no, listen, I copped your bullsh-- downstairs,

I won'’t cop it again.

No, I caught your bullsh-- because...

- Excuse me? - I'’m cooking for guests,

and they'’re the happiest they ever did.

I mean, I didn'’t ask for our opinion at the time.

Mate, I'’m your captain.

I had a word with you down there, a nice word to you...

I don'’t want your attitude,

and I won'’t ----ing cop it one more second.

I just wanna finish this.

That'’s it, and then we can talk.