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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

On this next trip I was gonna swap you guys

and have Magda on service.

Yeah.

I feel like she'’s distracted.

Did I do something?

But no one likes telling someone off.

Blondie wants meat, but not from the shell.

All she had to do was turn this over, that lazy

That'’s for my favorite see you next Tuesday.

You gotta play hardball.

It'’s hard to fight with Ryan because he'’s so irrational.

But how many yachts have you actually worked on?

I don'’t know, how many vacuums have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying pans have you flipped?

You stick to vacuums, I'’ll stick to cooking.

His lashing out, his urge to be heard,

that his defense mechanism.

"How many superyachts have you worked on?"

Stop, Ryan.

- Back, back. - Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, my God.

Ben, you need to pay attention to what you'’re doing.

I'’m sorry.

A good leader understands everyone'’s

got a different personality.

That tender, that was the worst I'’ve seen.

Don'’t get frustrated with him.

What does frustrate me, though, is the safety issues.

You continue like this,

you'’re not gonna have a ----ing good time.

If Ben keeps this sh-- up, he'’s done.

You like me, don'’t you, Jamie?

I think you'’re a good guy.

You just need to listen to me a bit more, that'’s it.

I just don'’t think I'’m doing that bad a job.

Remember the other day when I was pulling up in the tender,

you came in at the same time.

It could have been pretty bad.

- That'’s not... it's out of... - It'’s intense.

- It is intense. - Mm!

That steak was fire.

The pepper sauce was very good.

I'’m so proud of you for not complaining.

Ryan'’s happy. No, no, it was a filet.

Filets aren'’t a steak.

I'’m here to have a good time.

No, look, you continue like this, you'’re not gonna

have a ----ing good time.

If you wanna be on the team,

keep going what you'’re doing minus the bullsh--.

I gotta... I gotta wee, though.

- Okay. - I'’ll be back.

There you go.

The line for me is safety,

because I don'’t want anything to happen to the crew,

him, or anyone.

- Shots. - Yay!

- Cheers, y'’all! - Hell, yeah.

- I dropped mine. - Oh, yeah.

- Ryan! - I dropped my shot.

you. Why you gotta put me on blast?

- Did I offend you? - Go yourself.

- Like, I wasn'’t... - Wait.

I was being myself. I dropped my shot.

So ----ing negative right now, and it'’s irritating.

- Just... - You know what'’s irritating?

- Why don'’t you talk about it? - No... shh, shh, shh.

Why don'’t you ----ing shut up for a second?

Okay, Ryan.

Typical ----ing wanna-be departments

don'’t give a what I go through.

- Okay. - So y'’all.

Copy.

I really don'’t give a what you think.

- Okay. - Ryan.

- Who cares? - Pfft.

Slow your roll, chief stew.

- Ryan. - I don'’t wanna sit right now.

Okay, so you'’re gonna stand there?

- I'’m gonna stand. - Copy.

Don'’t move an inch.

Yes, mother.

When Aesha reacts to Ryan, she sees the asshole in him.

Whereas I am like, yes, you'’re being an idiot,

you'’re being a dick, and it'’s annoying,

because I know and I feel it,

that this is not inherently who you are 100 percent of the time.

Like, you can be nice.

Do you wanna go to the next bar,

order three rounds of tequila each,

and just ----ing take it.

Let'’s go. We'’re going.

Cheffy gettin'’ agitated.

All right, we'’ll see you there.

Girls'’ room.

Girls versus boys.

- Oh, my. - Tequila.

What did you sign up for, you know?

He needs to learn how to be a ----ing adult.

Yeah, exactly.

He needs to grow the up.

- Going to Magnums. - Music!

Whoa-oh-oh!

What are you getting?

I don'’t know, tequila?

- Woo! - Yeah!

I'’m ready. I'’m ready again.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, don'’t do that, that'’s so annoying.

You have to drink!

Drink the drink right now.

Come on! Yes, that'’s how you do it!

This is how you do it.

Woo! You gotta be ----ing bold.

It'’s a crazy job.

It'’s a ----ing crazy job.

Because I'’m, like, looking at you, and I'’m like,

she'’s a strong woman, she knows what she wants.

It'’s refreshing.

That'’s sweet.

- What? - I'’m having a good night.

Like, what?

He'’s a complete narcissist,

and you can'’t reason with a narcissist.

There'’s a time and a place...

Like, so...

Okay.

No, stop.

You gotta be open-minded.

No way.

I need a cigarette.

Let'’s go outside.

Oh!

Maciek, what are you doing?

Guys, let'’s go fast!

Let'’s go, let's go.

- Woo! - Yay!

- I had a great night. - It was an amazing night.

- I had a great night. - That was amazing.

Let'’s go.

Do you mind if jump straight in the shower?

No.

Good night.

Oh, my God.

I'’m already getting sexually frustrated.

Oh, can'’t go in there.

Jamie, he just opened the door on me naked.

Yes?

Sorry, I just heard giggling,

and I thought there was a party there.

I was, like...

This crew is probably the most attractive crew

that I'’ve ever worked with.

Like, from deckhand to captain and all in between.

We'’re all hot.

--ing embrace it.

I'’m in heat.

I mean, if this is the most action I get all season,

I'’ll be ----ing depressed.

Oh, God.

Deck team, deck team, bridge deck windows,

inboards, outboards, wash the furniture.

- Copy that. - Hello!

Hey, mate, how are you?

Look at you, going at it.

- Do you like the laundry room? - I love it.

- It'’s looking better. - Yay!

I'’m so happy!

Ah.

Ugh.

I wanna prep some stuff, but I don'’t know what.

I'’m really tired.

I'’m so tired.

I'’m not doing anything ----ing elaborate.

Hm.

I hate laziness in people,

because I think it'’s just such a weak character trait to have.

I love this.

Growing up and watching my parents go through

a really terrible divorce, and mum struggling with alcoholism,

through all of that, they never stopped

working their ----ing asses off.

Like, does he not have any sort of passion or pride or anything?

Let'’s hose her down.

- Hey, babe. - What'’s up?

Are you a jealous guy when you'’re in a relationship?

- Not really. - Not really?

Why, is your boyfriend jealous?

He really trusts me, but...

So, you'’re jealous.

Gotcha.

Attention, preference meeting in the crew mess

in two minutes, please.

I'’m coming, I'm coming, I'’m coming...

- Copy. - I'’m here.

Okay, primary charter guest, Jenale Scarlett.

High-flying aerospace engineer from Houston,

celebrating a newly appointed role with NASA.

Joining Jenale, a few of his friends,

and he expects the highest-quality cuisine.

Dinner on night one, handmade pastas.

Gabrielle is gluten and lactose-intolerant.

Please include seafood, meat, and vegetarian options.

I'’m really hoping this doesn'’t go the same way

last charter did, where I was starting to cook

and then it all went downhill.

Can you just give me scrambled eggs?

I don'’t wanna give you scrambled eggs, come on.

No, I'’m serious. I just wanna eat.

I may not care for these people,

but I still want them to like my food.

To end their final night, guests request a prom theme party.

- That'’s a cool idea. - Water activities on all days,

a journey to the outer reef for SCUBA and snorkeling.

I think day one, we'’ll probably go to Stonehaven,

do the jet-skiing, and then Whitehaven, beach setup.

It'’s gonna be a jam-packed couple of days.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

- Right-o. - Oh.

I just banged out the overheads.

God bless.

Pickle, pickle...

- Captain? - Yeah?

Do you mind if I talk to you?

Yeah.

Come and talk to me. Tell me, you'’re not...

I'’m not getting any feedback from you, and...

Oh, well, Ryan'’s just constantly making excuses,

and he'’s constantly bagging out the guests.

He doesn'’t help me solve problems very well.

Do you see what I'’ve done with the deck crew?

Yeah.

Spent some time with them, then let them go?

Yeah.

With Ryan, I'’m gonna put more eyes on what'’s going on.

I'’ve been hearing things.

The guests have been a little bit comfortable

and nice, and that'’s great.

- But I'’m gonna look into that. - Yeah.

- We need to get it right. - Yeah.

I'’m not the kind of person who goes

and throws people under the bus,

but I'’m losing my mind dealing with Ryan here.

I'’m hoping Jason can do something

so I'’m not the bad guy.

I wanna keep going like that.

- Yeah. - I don'’t wanna plateau.

No.

Sorry I haven'’t come to you sooner

about the galley concerns.

Let'’s just have a look at it first.

So, we'’ll see.

Oh, what'’s that smell!

No, no, our toilet'’s gone again!

- Again? - No, I can'’t do this anymore.

No, bad toilet. No, no!

Engineers, engineers, my toilet is overflowing again.

- Get towels, get towels. - We need sandbags!

- Hurry! - Where'’s the captain?

Jason!

What the dude?

Coming up...

I haven'’t got sight anymore on these guests,

so I'’m gonna go in.

Okay, copy that.

Oh, what'’s that smell?

No, no, our toilet'’s gone again!

Oh, my God.

No, I can'’t do this anymore.

Help, help!

Where'’s the captain?

Jason!

Ah!

Culver, Culver, Culver, can you please get the wetvac?

Copy that.

Engineers, my toilet is overflowing once again.

that.

Oh, my God, poor Ben.

I can'’t believe that it happened again.

Yeah. Oh!

- Ugh! - Damn.

Dude, I'’m quitting.

I can'’t take this.

We got this.

Should I put my mullet on for this?

- Oh, yeah. - Oo-eee, hold on, now.

Damn, we got a real sh-- situation in here, don'’t we?

Hey, how y'’all doing? Keith Stone here.

I heard y'’all got a little plumbin'’ situation goin' on.

You gonna have to hold this, because this thing

gonna whip around like an anaconda...

All right.

And you don'’t want it all over the room.

Tell me what I gotta do.

All right, hit the power button.

Oh sh--. Goddamn, son, that stinks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we getting all that wee-wee for you, girl,

don'’t worry about it.

Watch your face.

Are you all good, my brother?

I'’m good, I'm good, man.

Thanks, Daddy.

I'’m tired of stressing.

All right, what'’s going on?

Yes, we do, we have the white glove.

Mm, good job.

Yeah.

What?

How is...

is there?

Like, how it moved from here down there?

It'’s, like, impossible, right?

Someone from us just dropped that by mistake.

It must be falling out of someone'’s skirt.

Was that your glove, Magda?

I don'’t know, it was just a mistake.

She'’s clearly the most accident-prone of all the crew.

Are you ready for us?

Yeah!

Woo!

So, it would make sense.

Don'’t take your gloves in your rooms, yeah?

Okay.

Otherwise, these guys are gonna get a little angry.

Why does it keep coming out of my one?

Coffee delivery!

Got my coffee!

You did so well last charter,

even though I was trialing you with service.

Yeah, it'’s the best way to learn.

The best way to learn, so every charter will be just...

- Yeah. - Like, super easy.

How did you feel with the cabins?

I was fine. I mean, I'’m used to it.

So, in that case, would you prefer to rotate each charter,

or do two-two?

- Two-two. - Two-two.

So, you'’ll be on cabins again next, service again next.

Oh, God.

I really wasn'’t expecting that reaction.

Clearly, I wouldn'’t rather have Tumi on service,

but I don'’t quite have the heart

to shut down Magda'’s service dreams.

Last sip of coffee, and we go back to work, ladies.

Yeah.

Deck team, deck team, meet me on main deck aft.

Haven'’t seen Ben anywhere, have you?

No.

Ben, you on radio?

Are they joking with the radio?

Ben, Ben, are you on radio?

Copy, on radio.

Meet me on the main deck aft, please.

- Hey, Benny. - How you doing?

So, we getting off the dock right now?

Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew, steering check'’s good,

I'’m all good.

Just getting snorkeling today.

After that, we'’re gonna head out to somewhere else,

which I will explain to you later, full beach setup there.

Deck crew, deck crew, how are you looking?

Can I... am I good to jump up board right now?

Just let me finish this meeting, bro.

Yeah, copy, Captain, gimme one sec.

There'’s gonna be a lot of water sports,

and sh-- happens, so we need to be on point.

Okay, aft deck, aft deck,

get in position like I want you to to beat the tide,

and we'’ll be picking up the guests at noon by tender.

- Anyway, yeah, you get it, bro. - Okay.

You know how he gets.

I think that'’s about it.

- Um... - Yeah, off you go.

- All right. - Thanks.

This is the bit that will annoy me...

the simple tasks, the preparation not done,

and me waiting.

Foredeck'’s ready to go, Cap.

Yeah, Cap, we'’ve got everyone on board

and we'’re ready to roll, standing by.

Okay, drop lines.

You'’re good, Benny.

All right, Cap, all lines are off.

Forty meters and closing.

All right, let'’s get outta here.

Starting my turn in 10 meters,

tell me when I'’m clear to swing.

Port side to rocks 40 meters, closing.

You'’re all clear of the rocks.

Copy, thank you very much.

Foredeck, get an anchor ready. We'’ll just anchor out here.

Copy that, Captain.

What'’s up?

- Woo! - There we go.

Drop, drop.

Okay, Cap, that'’s one shot.

Okay, lock it off there, thank you.

Marble cleaner'’s under the sink in the laundry.

Perfect.

Are you guys comfortable, you feeling good?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we'’re good.

We have to start moving into action to pick up guests soon.

We'’ll get changed now and head in.

Did Jamie ever speak to you about docking the other day?

Yeah, yeah.

I don'’t wanna make a big thing of it,

- but nearly was a big thing. - Yeah.

Take that line.

- Don'’t drive. - Sh--.

Oh, my God.

Back, back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You'’re up there, you'’re tying on up there.

- You'’re nowhere near here. - Okay.

You come in out there.

Yeah.

If he has to get out quick, he'’s T-boning you.

I can'’t have that again.

It won'’t happen again.

Oh, I know it won'’t.

- Yeah. - Right-o.

- Sorry about that. - Learn from it, that'’s all.

Will do.

Captain Jason'’s just a true leader, you know?

There'’s respect there and there'’s, like,

a friendliness undertone.

Jamie ain'’t there to lift you up at all.

We'’re gonna head in now, eh?

Yeah, I just want us to run ragged the next four days, yeah?

Fit in as much as we can, and go nuts.

- Just help Britt. - Yep, sweet.

My little wings are blowing in the wind.

All crew, all crew, time to get ready and get dressed.

The guests, I think, are gonna be coming down shortly.

- Ooh, ooh. - Is anyone else excited?

This looks like a fun group coming up.

- Hello, hello, hello! - Hi!

- I'’m Culver. - Culver.

This is our captain, Jamie, for the tender.

Get you guys on, we'’ll take you back to Thalassa.

Oh, yeah.

Thalassa, Thalassa,

we are leaving the dock with all guests.

Get ready on the aft deck.

Ah.

Mwah, mwah!

This is absolutely gorgeous.

Here we go!

No, no, no, don'’t, don't, don'’t.

Don'’t give it to me.

Don'’t give it to me, don'’t give it...

- I'’m not, I'm not. - Hello, everyone!

Oh, so excited!

The party is here.

I like a man who'’s good with his hands.

I agree.

They look like they'’re gonna be fun.

- Yeah, I know. - Welcome.

- Jason. - Jenale.

- Jenale? - Yeah.

Nice to meet you. Welcome aboard.

Hi, I'’m Tumi. Piña colada.

- Thank you so much. - Of course!

Welcome aboard, everybody.

We are going to get underway very quickly.

Aesha will show you around. Enjoy the trip.

When we get there, we'’ll get the jet-skis

in the water and have some fun.

- Yay! - Woo!

Here we go, baby!

- Get this ready for tow, eh? - Yes.

I'’ll take you up this way.

Oh, my gosh.

This is the bar that I'’ll be working at mostly.

We will see you often.

- White bean hummous. - White bean hummous.

Yeah.

And then now we can go down to your room.

- Yes! - You like it?

Oh, yeah, I could do this.

I have a bidet.

- What? - Yeah!

Are you serious?

I don'’t even have a vagina.

- You don'’t need one. - Yeah.

All right, good to go. Let'’s throw the lines in.

Yeah man, I'’m just going to feed it to you,

I wanna just untangle it.

I know, it tangles no matter what you do with it.

- It'’s such a bitch. - Ooh.

- Yeah. - Oh, no, no.

I don'’t know what to do for ----ing lunch.

Looks like they all eat seafood,

so we'’ll get bowls to put ice in,

I'’ll just make a couple things, and...

Deck, deck, ready to lift anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

Someone'’s gotta jump up there with me.

Yeah, I'’ll do that.

- Okay. - Anyone like champagne?

- Perfect. - I want anything you give me.

I love that.

Are you a bartender?

I'’m a third stew, but during your charter

I'’m gonna do service, I'’m gonna do drinks.

This is unbelievable.

Okay, we can start picking up the anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

All right, Brittini.

Ben, I want that towline on the tender.

Okay, um...

Captain, Captain, I'’m having trouble with the towline.

It gets tangled, it happens every time.

Benny, wasting time, brother.

Ugh.

Oh, seriously, I think you guys got this, I hope.

Stupid thing.

--ing hell.

Come on, dude, get it together.

Coming up...

Is this the only piece that we'’re having to eat right now?

When you have a massive shellfish feast in front of you,

who the thinks, hey, I wanna eat a salad.

Let'’s get some sides out, rather than them asking for stuff.

I hate it, man.

Okay, we can start picking up the anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

Ben, I want that towline on the tender.

Captain, Captain, I'’m having trouble with the tow line.

It'’s tangled, it happens every time.

Benny, wasting time, brother.

The guests are here to enjoy their charter.

It'’s their time. We need to be prepared for them.

Seriously, I think you guys got this, I hope.

--ing hell.

Stupid thing.

Aren'’t they just the hottest?

I'’ll go and see what they'’re up to.

Big ----ing eyes on these things.

Feel free to add some cream.

He'’s a big fan of the cream.

- I love some cream. - He loves the cream.

- Perfect. - Perfect.

You'’ve still got a tangle in that?

I'’m trying to get a whole day of charter.

Yeah, it'’s like someone spent an hour trying to tangle this.

It'’s gotta be done pre-charter.

Delegate. This is the fourth charter.

Jamie should know by now,

put your crew into locations prior, be prepared.

I'’ve gotta drive the boat.

He'’s gotta drive the crew.

Ready to get this sorted sorted?

- Hang on one sec. - You ready?

We'’re not.

Oh.

Okay, mate, leave it to you.

Yeah.

The captain'’s telling me to talk to my team about this

and about that, make sure that doesn'’t happen again,

manage your team.

I do all those things.

Someone put the life vest on, the other person thread it out.

Yeah, he comes and does it anyway for me.

- This needs to be better. - Yeah, I know.

You gotta be the captain and let me do my job.

You can start lifting now, Culver.

Copy that.

Anchor'’s home, Cap.

Here we go.

Oh, we'’re moving.

You can give me that.

You can take this one.

Perfect.

So, you do space stuff?

Aerospace engineering.

- Yeah? - It'’s the easy way.

So, you'’re real smart.

No, not saying that.

Don'’t let him fool you, he is very smart.

We'’ve got an hour before we need to re-anchor.

There'’s a lot of them, eight of them feels like so much.

- I know, they'’re gonna be busy. - I think they'’ll be easy.

Do you know what they'’re having for lunch?

What are they having?

Lots of shellfish.

Under the sea.

I'’m excited, this group looks so fun.

Yeah, they'’re ready to party, for sure.

Yes, they are gluten-free.

They are? Oh.

I think they are, yeah.

Hey, Chef, are the crackers gluten-free?

Are they gluten-free?

No, they'’re sourdough, these ones.

If you need gluten-free, they are...

Copy, thank you.

Yes, they are, they are.

Oh, can I have some more champagne, please?

- You want a topper? - I need a drink!

- Yes, sure. - Grey Goose or something.

Here'’s some gluten-frees.

Awesome.

Cocktails, we ordered a cocktail.

They don'’t taste like gluten-free ones.

Two shots inside of the piña colada.

Did you need gluten-free crackers?

The crackers that they were in...

- They aren'’t. - They are not?

No, they'’re not.

That'’s why I ask you, babe.

- I didn'’t say they were. - You said "yes."

No, I didn'’t.

Yeah, that'’s what you said on the radio.

Oh, my God, this is such a bad thing.

Maybe she'’s gluten-intolerant?

Ladies, sorry, just whipped cream.

Sorry for that, but gluten is very important thing

- for some people, you know... - It is, especially Gabby.

I don'’t wanna hurt her.

- Yeah, don'’t it up. - No, of course not.

- I'’m gonna take care of her. - All right, cheers.

All right, we'’ve got gluten-free crackers.

- Oh, were those ones not? - No, those aren'’t.

She said they were.

Are you severely...

I'’m not celiac, no, I just get, like, puffy and...

- Sorry! - Yeah.

It'’s hard to hear on the radio.

So, those ones are definitely gluten-free.

Okay.

So, pull out fish knives.

- She could die. - Don'’t...

Okay, just don'’t that in front of the guests.

I'’m, like, panic attack.

- Because he'’s standing there. - Sorry.

Okay.

I don'’t wanna kill anyone.

Oh, gosh. I'’m, like, why did I put her on service?

Veggies and what, mushroom soup?

Looks like curry.

You know how to make a Long Island iced tea?

- I do! - Yes!

- Do you want one? - Yes!

Deck crew, deck crew, five minutes out from anchoring,

so jet-ski covers off.

I'’ll go do that right now.

- Nothing'’s unlocked yet, yeah? - No.

What'’s going on, guys?

We'’re just prepping anchor and jet-skis for you, Cap.

One can do the crane and one...

it only takes one person to drop an anchor.

We'’ve got three people up here.

Ben, make your way to the swim platform.

All you'’ve gotta do is think ahead.

Get the whips ready as well, and have it ready next time.

God'’s sakes.

We'’ve got the pointy end of the boat,

and we'’ve got the other end, the back end, of the boat.

There'’s things to be organized up there,

and there'’s things to be organized down here,

and you'’ve got time to do that underway.

When I start pulling it in,

I want you to pull the line through that...

- Yeah. - And wrap it around.

Shellfish are done.

I'’ll start plating it in 10.

Perfect.

- Hello. - Hello!

When you guys are ready, we can start lunchtime.

Lunch? Let'’s do it!

Culver, get those covers off, get that crane going, mate.

Copy that.

Apply a bit of pressure, see how she goes.

Just keep pulling that line in, bro.

--ing hell.

- Okay, get ready to drop. - Yeah, I'’m ready.

Let it out.

Let'’s go, Culver, get the crane going, please.

All right.

I need calls on the aft deck.

The tender'’s off the starboard quarter.

Yeah, that'’s the first call I'’ve had.

So, I need calls on that coming in.

If I had this approach in the first charter

and just said this is what I wanna do

and I push, push, push, it would have been overwhelming.

Okay, get the whips ready.

But now we know the boat, we'’re familiar.

It'’s time to apply the pressure of what the expectations

should be, and if they were complacent,

they'’re gonna get a shock now.

But they'’re gonna learn.

That crane should be in position with the jet-ski.

Brittini, can you take the controls, please?

- Jesus Christ - Honestly, I don'’t know the...

I mean, I just don'’t understand how you guys get the cover off.

Get it going here, help these guys up there.

Oh, wait, it'’s stuck to my hair... okay.

What'’s happening?

Nothing, I just did the anchor, and now I'’m doing the crane.

Crane, lift it up.

Spin it around 180 degrees.

Keep going clockwise.

Let'’s do it.

I'’m about to start eating my placemat.

- Woo! - Oh! Oh!

There he is!

All right, by God.

- Cheers. - Give me that whole bowl.

This is amazing.

That was a lot of shellfish, man.

That'’s a lot of hungry kids.

Do you guys know if this is, like,

the actual main course or something?

Probably not.

- Mm, mm, mm. - Mm, mm, mm.

I'’m sure there's more coming.

There'’s this whole table of protein

and there'’s nothing to go with it.

- Nibble on that. - Food for Chef.

It'’s just embarrassing.

Yeah, I need some carbs or something.

Killed it.

Cheffy gonna see if they'’re enjoying themselves.

I would like some bread with this.

Coming up...

I don'’t have a team of people

that are 100 percent competent with everything.

You need to have this conversation with your crew.

- I know, I know. - Go and have it with them.

Control this jet-ski, nice and easy.

Yeah, I need some carbs or something attached to this.

I'’m sure there's more coming.

- Hey, brother. - What'’s up, what's up?

Where are they at?

Still crushing the big seafood platters up there.

Cheffy gonna go see if they'’re enjoying themselves.

I'’m gonna steal some dip.

[bleep], again.

Good to go?

Goodbye.

I am happy to eat all of this.

How we doing out here?

Is this the only piece that we'’re having to eat right now?

I mean, if you would like something else,

- I could whip something up. - Yeah, let'’s do that.

- Yes, some salad? - You want a salad?

For sure, definitely. Thank you.

When you have a massive ----ing shellfish feast in front of you,

who the thinks, hey, I wanna eat a salad.

We'’re gonna make a little salad as well.

He'’s like, "Are we having more?"

I'’m like, "What?" That'’s a lot of food.

Ryan, let'’s get some sides out,

rather than them asking for stuff.

I hate it, man.

They'’re eating a sh---ton of pasta tonight.

Let'’s see what's going on here.

- Some more lobster tail? - Yeah.

A little salad mid-course.

One of them wants more lobster tail, do we have more?

No, this isn'’t a ----ing Red Lobster.

Let'’s come up with an answer

and then go back with an answer, okay?

- Here, anybody. - Oh, just one, or you want...

Yeah, just the one. I'’m not stressing it.

There'’s none of that vibrance

of how can we blow these people away.

He'’s used up all the lobster tails, sorry.

I'’ll let this one slide for now, however...

It will be remembered.

- Salad, with... - Oh, that'’s fantastic.

Yuzi vinaigrette... Yuzu.

Yeah...

oh, it'’s a little crumbled, but it'’s all good.

Sorry, darling.

Now we gotta do beach setup.

Quick beach setup, let'’s go.

- Woo-hoo! - Captain is pushing us.

Like, everything I'’m doing is I'm learning

and I'’m constantly growing.

- So, what do you need to get? - Like, everything.

He wants us to be these fairies for guests.

I just need to get your guys'’ size for your flippers.

Oh, the jet-skis are out. Oh, we'’re snorkeling.

That'’s why we're getting tipped,

so we can be these fairies for everyone.

I'’m a fairy. Oh, hell, yeah.

I'’m gonna get these guys away on jet-skis.

How is it, Dani, is it up to your standards?

Wow.

All right, you guys look good, can I get you something else?

I think we are good, thank you so much.

I just wanna jump in the water.

We'’re ready for jet-skis.

Just keep going. Yeah, sweet.

You'’ve gotta watch those jet-skis,

they'’ll tip on you quick.

Let'’s go!

Yeah, just step on there.

Oh sh--!

Oh, wow!

Okay, wait.

Yeah!

Got it?

Ow! Woo!

- You all right? - Yeah.

Did you just hit your face on this?

♪Tough.

How'’d it go, guys?

Jamie, ready to go?

Hurry up.

Other than the Great Barrier Reef,

everyone comes to this area for Whitehaven Beach.

It'’s the whitest, silkiest sand,

it is like walking on a silk blanket.

We'’re taking the first tender in to the beach.

Copy.

It is the most photographed beach in Australia.

Okay, I'’ll just hold it while you do one.

You'’ve got in on backwards, brother.

Yay!

Captain, let us know when we'’re ready.

Yeah, five minutes, I think.

What'’s happening, man?

Hey, what are y'’all doing? Let'’s go!

The tide'’s a changin'. We need to change with it.

- Adios, compañeros. - All right, have fun.

Bye!

All right, deck crew, can you walk out and grab the boat?

I'’m, like, so sweat.

Welcome to the beach.

Okay, I got your hand.

- Got it. - Oh, thank you.

It'’s all good, no problem.

Thank you.

All right, we have paddleboards, snorkel gear, cold drinks...

whatever you need, you let us know.

Let the entertainment officer

do what the entertainment officer does.

I wanna be a full-blown pirate.

I was the entertainment officer on my old boat.

Real pirates come out at night.

- Ah! - Woo!

Like, I got this...

you just book the gig and sit back.

All right, guys, have fun.

All right, let'’s keep our eyes on the guests, guys.

We'’ve got three out there,

two over there, and three in the water.

God, there is no space in here at all.

I gotta get some bolognaise sauce going.

Magda, Magda.

I love when I actually can accomplish sh--

and not deal with other people.

Magda?

- What are you up to, Magda? - Cleaning.

Well, those gloves in your bloody skirt...

no gloves down here anymore.

- Okay. - What are you cleaning?

Are you cleaning your own clothes?

We'’ve got better things to do.

Okay, tell me what to do, then.

Well, we'’ve gotta clean the pantry, still.

Okay. No gloves downstairs.

Sometimes I feel like I do baby Magda a bit.

I don'’t know.

I just need to stop being so ----ing nice.

- Do all the cutlery. - Okay.

I'’ve had problems with chefs before.

Chefs are renowned for being a little bit difficult

here and there...

and having a back-up chef,

that'’s probably a good idea.

Where are all they?

A couple of them are pretty far out.

- Oh, is that them? - Yeah.

Because I see four paddleboards.

Hey, Jase, Jase?

Thalassa, Thalassa, copy?

Guests have gone around the rock

and they'’re out of my sight, so I need someone

to jump in the tender now and scoot around.

You guys copying me?

They'’re out of my view now.

- Hey, Culver, Culver. - Go ahead.

I haven'’t got these in sight anymore,

these guests, so I'’m go in.

Can you continue to try and call Thalassa

to get a tender in the water?

Okay, copy that.

If you can'’t see the guests, it is a big deal,

because you don'’t know what'’s happening.

Cap, the guests, they'’ve paddleboarded around the corner.

...and they'’re out of my view now, so I'’m gonna go in.

Can you continue to try and call Thalassa

to get a tender in the water?

I'’ve got fins, I'’m already here.

Just keep trying to contact the boat.

Okay, copy that.

I became a lifeguard just out of high school.

There'’s lots of swell on beaches in Australia, so yeah,

we had to pull a lot of people out of the water.

Sh-- can happen very quickly.

Jamie, can you repeat?

Hey, Cap, the guests, they paddleboarded around the corner.

I'’ll get it sorted out now.

Copy that.

I'’ve just gotta go get these paddleboarders.

I think the current'’s got 'em.

I didn'’t know if the current had you,

and then Jamie couldn'’t see you, so...

You'’re welcome.

- Culver, all'’s good here. - Let him do his thing.

- Let Jamie do what Jamie does. - Exactly.

Uh-oh, is this "Baywatch?"

I just love that he pulls his shirt off

when the whole point of us wearing our wets

is to wear them in the water.

That'’s a good swim.

But here he is with his muscles out.

I'’m not mad about it.

Do you know the courses yet?

- Not exactly. - Okay.

But it'’s all going out family-style now.

Oh, really?

Seven courses from the table, but we'’re not coursing it out.

After lunch, I learned my lesson.

Clearly, these guests want quantity over quality.

It can be both, but what'’s quality with gluten-free?

Bleagh.

Oh, a salad, too, we'’re gonna do a salad course.

Okay, thank you.

So, tell me.

Yeah?

When was the last time when you had a boyfriend?

Not so long ago.

With my past relationships, it was always broken men.

Kicked out of the house, lived on the street.

I am a fixer.

I have my days, I'’m like,

oh, I'’m looking for a future ex-husband.

Oh, I'’m looking for a young one, oh.

It'’s a problem, and not a problem.

But you'’re happy single.

I'’m very happy.

Someone would need to be really amazing.

Mazel tov!

Jamie, do you wanna get everything back on board

and relocate to Border Island,

just to get us further north for the reef?

Copy that.

Benny, we'’re ready to be picked up on the beach.

Yeah, copy.

Tumi, Tumi, do you mind making drinks for the guests?

Doing it already.

Watch your hands, watch your hands.

Ah... ah...

Woo!

It'’s, like, just, like, nice and cold.

- Mm! It'’s so good. - Oh, here they are.

Mm, jazz hands, smile and wave.

- Hi! - Woo-hoo!

- Hey! - Oh, what'’s in that tray?

You'’re just, like, very capable.

I know that I just don'’t have to watch you,

and everything gets done and more, you know?

- I love it. - I'’m glad!

You'’re like a dream second.

Oh, I love you!

How clever are you girls?

- Here you go. Thank you. - Oh, my goodness.

So, I'’m gonna go get into black dress also.

Okay, cool.

This thing'’s ready to be towed.

Uncoil it and flake it like I like it,

and then I'’m gonna get on this thing.

Are we all good to go?

Awesome, I'’ll be in the tender, getting ready to tow.

Culver will be on the stern with me,

sorting out the towline.

- You can start lifting anchor. - Copy that.

Tell me when you'’re good, all right?

Okay, I'’m ready.

Cap, we'’re gonna start hauling now.

Yes, go ahead.

When you guys are finished,

can you pull that anchor ball down, please?

Anchor in the pocket.

Britt, it'’s all good, darling.

Good to go there.

Oh, what'’s going on there?

The tender'’s not even attached.

All deck, can you guys get back aft

all those whips and fenders?

And the tender should have been hooked up.

Copy, coming back.

Yeah.

We'’re not ready to go, again.

Delegation needs to be more specific.

I want good calls where the tender is.

Hook it up quickly.

Copy that, on it now.

Jamie'’s making these consistent mistakes,

and if he'’s not careful,

he'’s gonna get his ass kicked off the ----ing boat.

Peace!

Yep, yep.

I'’ll have a game of chess while I wait,

and if I finish a game of chess, I'’m gonna go off.

They'’re just waiting to be told what to do.

Just hook it up and as soon as you hook it up,

I'’ll turn the engines.

Make them do 100 things at the same time again

It'’s a training drill.

They'’re only gonna learn from it.

- You all right? - Yeah, cool.

We'’re good here on the stern, Cap.

Step over there.

Tender nearly on full tow?

Jesus ----ing Christ.

They'’re gonna learn.

Coming to see you.

That'’s bullsh-- man.

Captain, go slower, please, it'’s too fast mate.

Slower.

Way too fast.

Jesus ----ing Christ, mate.

Tender nearly on full tow?

We'’re at full tow.

Coming to see you.

What the [bleep], where'’s the broccoli?

What are you making?

Amaretto sour.

We need to figure out what we'’re going to wear this evening.

For your beautiful, blonde, sexy, tall...

- Gabby. - Gabby!

What'’s happening?

I don'’t know, you tell me.

Well, it was too quick at the end...

at the end there, that was way too quick.

The rope was flinging out of my hands.

Well, communicate. Communicate.

Say just, "Slow up," and I slowed up.

It was just too quick.

Secondly, we never put the boat on the stern

until the anchor'’s up.

- We always do. - We don'’t.

Just try to do everything safely, that'’s all.

Mate, I'’ve landed helicopters and pulled sh-- off

- at the same time. - Yeah.

Taken a dropped anchor, come back...

I'’m doing everything safely.

There'’s nothing wrong with picking up an anchor

in five knots and actually saving yourself half an hour.

There'’s nothing unsafe about that at all.

Rushing...

I'’m talking about you just saving some time

- with your crew... - Yeah.

By pulling in fenders, putting in whips

that could be done prior.

Hook the tender up, pick up the anchor at the same time.

That is doable.

I know what you'’re saying, but I don'’t have a team

of people that are 100 percent competent

with everything either.

Mate, this is not the conversation

- you need to have with me. - Yeah.

You need to have this conversation with your crew.

- I know that. I know that. - Go and have it with them.

I'’m just telling you things that should be done

to actually save a sh--load of time.

Go and have it with them.

Yeah, no worries.

I wouldn'’t do anything unsafe,

because I'’m responsibility for it.

He'’s just protecting his crew.

However, if he wants to be a good leader,

he'’s gotta explain to them we are working

in a safe environment. I spoke to the cappy.

I want it done.

- You look great. - Thank you.

Somebody call the cops, because I just murdered somebody.

- Yes? - Yes.

Love it.

What was your favorite part?

Meeting the captain.

Quite attractive, he is,

and I'’m sure you think the same thing, okay?

- Yes. - Oh!

- Oh, okay. - Little pillow.

Ben, Ben, Ben, main deck aft, please.

Here we go again.

- So, 7:30. - Cool.

And then yeah, after water and wine and stuff,

it'’ll be, like, 7:40.

Come here.

All right, captain wants us to change things up.

The whole attaching of the tender, so that'’s...

Now he wants us to do it while anchor?

- While maneuvering. - Yeah.

Because why? It saves time.

I'’m not happy with that.

I'’d prefer not that... that to not happen at all.

Highly trained teams can do that for sure.

We could do it if we'’ve been onboard

this boat six months or more.

- Yeah. - But we haven'’t been.

There'’s no problem with what we'’re doing.

- No, we'’re doing great. - We'’re doing very well.

- We are. - But this guy isn'’t happy.

If he tries to tell you to do anything unsafe,

you come to me, because I'’m not ----ing dealing

with that bullsh--, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

If he'’s gonna ----ing continue this bullsh--,

I'’m outta this ----ing boat.

Next, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

We'’re going diving, you and I.

- Are we? - Yes.

Oh, my God!

You know when you'’re so happy that you don'’t know

how to process the happiness?

I was lucky enough to get my dive certificate

on one of my previous boats,

and now I get to go SCUBA diving

in ----ing Australia, for my job.

Woohoohoo!

I'’m just, like, you know, worried about the girls around.

Because I feel so lucky with Scott that, like,

it'’s just nothing like that at all.

I feel like she'’s judging me a lot.

It'’s just never good enough for her.

I'’m over it.

The top isn'’t spinning.

Brittini, let'’s go.

The onus comes on you.