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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Never, ever stand over the anchor chain,

especially when this is happening.

Jamie'’s been a really cool bosun.

Like, he'’s teaching me a lot.

I don'’t wanna disappoint him.

Magda, Magda.

The laundry is a pigsty.

I'’ve lost some board shorts.

I really need Magda to step up,

but no one likes telling someone off.

Next trip I was gonna swap you guys and have Magda on service.

- Yeah. - That'’s fine.

Awesome.

We'’re ready.

Primary charter guest is Karim Gharbi.

So many angels everywhere.

This boat just needs restyling.

For [bleep]'’s sake.

This should have been done on the way.

You'’re wasting time again, deck team.

- Jamie, run your team. - Yeah.

Well, I was just gonna say... well, I don'’t know where Ben is.

Culver and Brittini I can rely on,

but Ben does what he wants.

You can'’t do that on a yacht.

Did you wanna talk to the primary about dinner,

or do you want me to tell them?

I don'’t know that we're gonna really tell them

what they'’re having for dinner, because then we'’re kinda giving

them the options to be like, eh.

Oh

I'’m glad that you got fish, because that'’s all I eat.

Cool, that'’s, I think, all we're gonna eat all trip, is fish.

It'’s very yummy.

No, I can'’t eat this.

She'’s gonna be a ratchet bitch all weekend, I guarantee it.

Theme tonight, Casino Royale.

First course, you'’ve got the kingfish crudo.

- Fish again? - Yes.

Yeah.

- No. - I don'’t eat raw fish.

- No? - It has to be fully cooked.

Four of them said they don'’t eat raw fish.

It'’s not raw. It'’s cured.

What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God. - Can'’t cook it any quicker.

How long does it take to sh--? Hungry!

I'’m so hungry.

Let'’s hope it's not much longer.

How many minnies, you reckon?

It'’s, like, whenever, you know? I can'’t really give a time.

I don'’t wait. Life don'’t wait.

Quickly as possible, please.

I don'’t rush.

Aesha.

I don'’t think there is making that person happy.

Period.

Huh, a little unexpected?

That'’s all right.

So hungry.

We'’ll have it right up there for you.

Perfect, thank you, thank you.

I feel mortified.

Ryan is moving as slowly as possible.

Cook your crudo. Oh, it is cooked already.

- Oh. - It'’s cured, I mean.

- Oh, yeah. - Looks nice and boring again.

I'’m sorry.

I swear, he'’s just doing it to punish these guests

for complaining.

The food is two minutes away.

One chef can cater for up to 10 people.

My chef does 15 people.

They all eat the salmon?

Yeah.

Well, I haven'’t asked for that course.

Well, I mean, if we just went through food

with them there, why do we...

we didn'’t go through every dish?

I told them the first course because I was pairing a wine.

I'’ll help with dishes until 8:30.

Then Culver'’s back on.

So, get some rest, nine and a half hours off each.

Tomorrow will be a big day SCUBA diving, jet-skiing.

Okay.

Make sh-- happen.

Can you choose which one'’s a better roll from Benny and I?

- Yeah. - Big old towel competition.

Show me.

I feel really confident about this.

Very good. Britt wins.

Hell, yeah.

I'’m gonna put some grapefruit on there.

Girls, girls, could you please come for service?

Make sure you'’ve got white gloves.

Copy, on my way.

All right, girlies, get it outta here.

- That looks amazing, Ry- - Ry.

Oh, the food is here.

Finally.

For your first course is kingfish crudo

with seared grapefruit.

How is it?

This is great.

What'’s the main course?

Salmon.

Dude. I don'’t eat fish.

Oh, you don'’t eat fish at all?

- I don'’t eat fish. - He'’s a steak guy.

Have they got steak?

- How would you have it? - Medium-well.

- Medium-well? - Yeah, please.

Can I have eggs?

- Instead of fish? - Yes.

I'’ll go and discuss it with him now.

Yeah, okay.

You'’re gonna be pissed.

- One of the guys... - Mm-hmm.

Said that he doesn'’t eat fish, and so he wants a medium steak.

And then egg girl,

she really wants scrambled eggs and avocado.

Scrambled eggs.

So, tomorrow, every meal,

you'’re getting an order from them, every single meal.

I'’m not planning and running any...

I'’m not gonna waste my time.

This dinner is a sh---show,

it'’s like diarrhea all over the walls.

I'’ll yeah, you got... you ask them what they want.

I don'’t know how long this dinner'’s gonna be now.

What?

Marilyn Monroe?

Huh?

Yeah.

This is my first time on service.

I wanna make sure that I'’m gonna make a good impression.

I'’m good at performances.

I used to be a ballerina.

It'’s super easy-peasy for me.

I can show my ballerina skills on the boat.

- You said medium, right? - Medium-well.

Booty.

I didn'’t wanna do it like this, but I don'’t even care.

All right, kids, these can go.

Oh, we gotta give them a hand for this one.

Here we go.

I'’ve never clapped for dinner, but tonight, I gotta clap.

Yay!

Because you know what, there is the scrambled eggs.

- Ah. - Wow.

That'’s amazing.

How'’s the scrambled eggs?

How'’d it go, Chef?

Oh, you know, they'’re gonna be critiquers either way.

I just can'’t let it bother me, that'’s all.

It'’s about the guests enjoying themselves.

- We tried. - That'’s good.

Would you like another beer?

- Yes, please. - Yas, king.

Do we siphon the gas for the jet-ski?

Yeah, let me show you where the fuel is.

Is it the yellow one for that?

- No. - What'’s the yellow one?

- That'’s diesel. - Oh.

Brittini'’s awesome. She can take instruction.

If she'’s done the wrong thing,

she'’ll take it on the chin and she'’ll move forward.

What uses diesel?

The big tender.

Oh.

Love that about her.

Red is for?

For the little tendie.

And what'’s the other one for?

The big tendie.

When you teach me things, we can call it, like, BJ time.

BJ time?

- Brittini and Jamie. - Oh!

I was like, blowjob time?

It was supposed to be innuendo.

You'’re outta control.

Let'’s catch a fish, baby.

Perfect.

- Okay, listen. - What?

I'’m gonna dance for them, and I'’m gonna change to Marilyn,

but I want you to be with me there.

- Marilyn Monroe? - Yes.

- Like the chick? - Like the chick.

Okay.

I'’ll have a bunch of diamonds, so...

I'’m gonna just lay...

I'’ll be your diamond playboy.

Then you just lay all over me.

- I'’m gonna lay on the table. - Yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

Oh, guys, I actually forgot to tell you

that rumors whispered that Marilyn Monroe

was on this yacht.

Maybe there'’s some ghost walking around the boat.

You did that very well.

Wow.

Do you wanna maybe go do that now?

Because I think they'’re getting bored.

Thanks, darling.

Culver, Culver, I'’m gonna start getting ready.

I'’ve got no idea what Magda is doing.

At this point, I do actually need something to save dinner.

You might be happy tonight.

- Okay. - Oh, wow!

Oh, my God!

Marilyn, you look so good.

I don'’t know what the is going on.

That'’s my mullet, yeah.

Double? I was trying to cover the normal ones.

Tumi, how are you looking for finishing at 10:00?

- Cabins are done. - Right, go to bed.

But I wanna see this, so...

We'’ve got something cool happening, so...

I'’m excited.

We'’re ready.

- Oh, wow! - Welcome.

Long, long ago, on the Thalassa,

we had a very special guest come on...

the Marilyn Monroe.

Whoa!

Now, some say on certain nights her spirit still lives on.

Oh.

I have a feeling she may be around this evening.

Woo!

Oh, thank you, darling.

Yes!

♪ But diamonds are a girl'’s best friend ♪

Woo!

I mean, she'’s, like...

Oh, no.

I don'’t think that's meant to be part of the show.

Hey!

Hey!

That'’s amazing.

Woo-hoo!

Oh, God.

Thank you so much.

That'’s the best thing tonight.

That was awesome.

Oh, man, that was so good.

Nipple power!

How can we top this? That'’s it.

- Yeah. - I'’m good.

Oh, man. Never again.

What'’s this?

What is that?

- What is it? - Eel!

- It'’s an eel! - Oh, my God, it'’s an eel!

It'’s a dolphin, yeah?

That'’s so freaky, what is that?

- An eel! - And there'’s a dolphin.

- Ah! - Awesome.

- It'’s an eel! - What'’s it doing?

- I don'’t know, man. - Come here, come here!

Why is it sitting there like that?

I'’m happy to go to bed.

It'’s time to sleep.

So, they'’re all pretty much going to bed now.

I'’m gonna go to bed.

Night, homie.

And you'’ve done really well with service today.

Thank you, I didn'’t want to disappoint you.

Magda has exposed her bare nipple to the charter guests,

but I'’m still trying to give her positive feedback

because the desire to perform was there.

All right, you all good?

Yeah, good.

A for effort, for sure.

I will see you in the morning.

Night.

Good morning!

I'’m still waking up, and it'’s been an hour.

Oh, good morning, good morning!

Deck crew, deck crew,

all hands on deck up on the sundeck, please.

- Copy. - We'’re ready.

Up, up, up.

Okay, you'’re clear, so let'’s move this out.

Today, we'’re going SCUBA diving for the first time this season.

It'’s a massive process.

Okay, pull, pull, pull.

I want the captain to see that I can lead the team,

and that we can be the deck team he can depend on.

Disconnect that as quick as you can, mate.

- Yeah. - Right-o.

- Aesha, good morning. - Good morning.

Can I have an almond milk cappuccino?

Yes.

With honey on the side, as soon as you can?

Yes.

Mm yeah.

Think I should give him a little choccie sprinkle,

or is he too old for that?

"Choccie" is chocolate?

Yeah.

Yeah, I wouldn'’t go with the chocolate, yeah.

- He'’s too old, eh? - Yeah.

Thanks, mate.

And what'’s the date for that?

Yeah, okay.

Mm, she burned the milk.

I want Aesha back, please.

Yeah, I'’ll grab her.

- - - Aesha, Aesha. - Go ahead.

The primary is asking for you on bridge deck aft.

Copy, thanks.

Whew.

- Aesha. - Yes.

Are you sure you'’re the best coffee-maker here?

Oh, is it not right?

Coming up...

Take that line.

Don'’t tighten the rope.

Oh sh--.

Oh, my God.

- Back, back. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Aesha. - Yes.

Are you sure you'’re the best coffee-maker here?

Oh, is it not right?

- I didn'’t think I was that bad. - There'’s not even...

there'’s not even chocolate on top,

and then you burned the milk.

- Oh, did I? - You did.

What coffee machine do you have? Can I have a look?

Yeah.

We microwave the milk, so I must have just microwaved...

You microwave the milk? No, no, no.

So, we use these coffee machines here.

Oh, wow.

You don'’t have the frother? You can buy the frother.

I can see if we can buy a frother today.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Chef. - Good morning.

Don'’t let them microwave the milk ever again.

Okay.

I'’ve never heard of such a thing

in 18 years'’ experience in hospitality.

- Can I just have a shot? - Yes.

I'’m sure you can get that one right.

I will happily eat any sh-- sandwich

that Karim shoves in my mouth,

I'’ll lick my teeth afterwards and move on.

I'’m not gonna have a tantrum about it.

Do you wanna tell me if that one'’s okay?

That one'’s...

you can'’t get that wrong, you just press the button.

I'’m sure you got that right.

Mm.

Good morning, darling.

Let'’s go.

Oh.

How you doing, it'’s Jason of Thalassa.

So, you'’re aiming to push off here at 10:00, do you think?

- - - That'’s perfect for us. - Morning.

Good morning.

The dive company'’s coming over now with all their equipment.

Hi, Kay, this is Aesha from Thalassa.

I have a last-minute request.

Good morning.

- How are you? - Good, how you guys doing?

To get a milk frother.

I'’ll do the best I can do.

Benny, you'’re gonna be driving this today.

- Hi. - Hey, hey.

Are we ready for SCUBA diving?

I think so.

Let'’s do it.

Bye!

- Woo! - Paradise, eh?

Have you been diving before?

Yeah, Bora Bora, all parts of Asia.

Wow, look at that.

The greatest feeling in the world

Now they'’re off the boat, and they can all

go themselves, whatever her name is.

Eunice.

Bleh, that'’s what her name is to me.

Be nice.

Oh, God.

Ryan'’s negativity's a lot, but I understand him.

After my dad'’s death, I was in that space.

I just wish that I could show him that it'’s okay,

you don'’t have to fight everybody.

I hope we'’re getting drunk tomorrow.

Hi.

Here you go, it'’s a little bit heavy.

Oh, a frother!

Hold that onto your face so they'’re comfy.

Oh, my word.

What'’s this?

- These are your gauges. - Yes.

Depth and the pressure.

Pop that regulator into your mouth.

Now, breathe in and breathe out.

You'’re just gonna take a big step forward...

one, two, three, big step, big step.

Okay. All right.

The past year and half, losing my parents and,

like, feeling numb,

this, for me, is like I'’m coming back into the world.

It'’s like the best parts of yachting.

Pretty epic, to be honest.

- Let'’s get a bucket and... - Okay.

...mop that whole area.

Give it a good tickle.

Ooh, seductive. I like it.

We got the frother.

Oh, good.

Do you mind going and helping Tumi for a little bit?

Yeah, sure.

Pretty cool, aren'’t they?

That was awesome.

Arms straight down.

Try that.

Thalassa, Thalassa, tender one. We are 15 minutes out.

Perfect.

What a complicated dress.

Okay, deck, they'’re coming around the channel now.

Culver and Brittini all the daggone day.

Magda, get the towels ready, please.

All right, back on it.

Hey, how was the first dive?

Amazing.

- Nice. - We loved it.

You could take them back, and you might need to take Culver,

because on your way back you'’ll be going on the port side.

Can you go up and their brunch order?

Cheers.

See you again very soon, I think.

Guys, can I take your orders?

Two poached eggs and some mushrooms.

Poached eggs as well, right?

- Yes. - Three fried eggs.

I do want eggs... eggs Benedict.

- Perfect. - Perfect, thank you.

You'’re welcome.

Ryan, I'’m gonna write it down so you can read that.

Hollandaise sauce, salmon avo.

They all just pull sh-- out of their ass.

These people have been bougie-ass bitches.

So, for brunch I'’m gonna break my own rule.

I'’m just gonna give them what they want.

it.

Oh.

Spinach, avo, and feta.

We'’ve got fruit and pastries on the table,

and then your cooked orders will arrive shortly.

What'’s the espresso like?

It'’s easy... press the button and that'’s it.

- Yeah. - Anyone can get it right.

We got scrambled, no cream.

I just need a good meal, particularly after last night.

Tumi, Tumi, are you able to help us run up some plates?

Copy, on my way.

Woohoo.

- Perfect. - Thank you.

That'’s very good, the eggs Benedict is good.

Wow, isn'’t that amazing?

You give the guests whatever they want, and they'’re happy?

Who would have thought?

Captain, we'’re about to pull up at the stern.

I'’ve had it before.

We'’ll get the single tow out now.

Use all hands to get the tender up.

Get all that in position.

Oh!

yeah.

I'’ll show you what I'm doing.

Bring it in nice and slow, then, nice and easy.

And he'’ll fall off with the wind.

He can still come here, he can still come here.

- Take that line. - Slow down.

Watch yourself.

- Stop. - Oh, my God.

- Back, back... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let'’s go, Benny.

Let'’s go, get her in there.

Oh!

I'’ll show you what I'm doing.

Wanna bring him up here.

We can still come here.

Take that line.

What'’s going on here?

- Oh, my God. - Back, back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Are you joking, Ben?

- What the [bleep]? - I was gonna wait.

Oh, my...

- Benny? - Yeah.

You need to be here.

Sorry, Cap.

Ben, you need to pay attention

to what you'’re doing at all times.

I'’m sorry.

Are you ----ing kidding me, man?

Like, what is this guy up to?

If it wasn'’t for me acting as quick as I did,

someone could have got injured.

On deck, Jamie'’s doing well.

However, Jamie'’s gonna need to learn how

to manage different people and different personalities.

There'’s a few ways to lead.

You need to adapt to the conditions in front of you.

I'’ve never done that before, so...

It'’s just being aware.

Like, two guests wish to have a nautical dinner.

Cuisine is at the chef'’s discretion.

Laundry queen, you go, girl.

Oh, it'’s so pretty.

Wow, look at them. Puppies.

All right, stop playing with the food.

The preference sheet says the guests

want a nautical theme dinner, so we'’re gonna go with seafood,

but seafood, it'’s already ----ed me over two times

with these people.

No, I can'’t eat this.

You'’ve got the kingfish crudo, so I have paired with a...

Yes.

I just don'’t feel like trying anymore.

I just want '’em off.

Can I try some of this later?

You... we might have a lot of seafood tonight,

depending on what these people are feeling.

I'’m gonna send Magda on her break now

so that she'’s back in time for dinner.

Okay.

That laundry looks in a real good place.

Yeah, and I just put in Karim'’s stuff.

Good job.

What are you gonna wear?

You can'’t wear black anymore.

You wore black the whole time.

So, while she'’s away,

if you just help me set up for nautical.

Aesha giving Magda the chance in service,

yes, it is more work,

but I would do it for someone like Magda,

who works hard and is willing to try.

But also, I myself don'’t like these guests,

so this setup works perfectly for me.

I'’m so excited.

I'’m ----ing murdering dinner tonight.

Always pushing for gold.

Great job, big guy, keep it up.

I'’m gonna send you on your break now.

See you later.

For the love of God.

Salad, seafood stew.

- Yeah. - Cool.

All crew, all crew, please change into your blacks.

- We'’ve got hats. - Let'’s all wear hats.

- Yes! - Yay.

This is awesome.

Knock-knock.

- Hello. - Nice!

How much longer?

- All right, let'’s time her. - Okay.

Then she has no excuse.

So, I figure if I give them all ----ing salad to start with,

can'’t ask me for a salad.

She said she will be ready in two minutes.

How hard is it to be ready at 7:00?

Agreed, let'’s go eat.

Let'’s do it.

All righty, is this ready to go?

Yeah, you'’re all set.

Are you finally ready?

Oh, my God, you look gorgeous.

Thank you. Took a while.

We'’ve got a garden salad for your first course.

- Thank you very much. - Bon appétit.

Sorry I'’m late.

Takes time to do this hair... oh...

So, just so you know, your two minutes was actually 10 minutes.

I even forgot how bad was my salad.

I usually would have said, "This is sh-- salad."

I think he'’s just trying to get away with the bare minimum.

The mussels are done, lobsters are done.

Coming down.

Coming up.

Coming up.

They weren'’t stoked with the salad.

Don'’t really care what they think anymore.

I'’m ready to just get '’em off the boat.

Mussels, prawns, and shove it up their butts.

Let them go off after this too.

- Hey. - What'’s up, Cap?

How are you?

Yeah, I'’m good, how you doing?

Gotta get some of these towels done.

Oh, wow.

That deserves an Insta story.

Wow, that is amazing.

For your main course, you'’ve got lobster,

oysters, prawns...

Enjoy!

All right, this is what you do...

you scrape it off.

Oh, okay.

Delicious.

My favorite dish so far.

Okay.

Yeah, get the fluffies going.

Oh, God.

No, you'’re not listening, and you'’re laughing at me.

It shouldn'’t be this difficult.

You'’ve gotta try a little harder sometimes.

Can'’t we just... can I just...

What are you doing?

Fluffing up a bit.

Don'’t, wait.

Ben, don'’t ever touch the remote control

if it'’s in someone else's hands.

--ing hell, Ben.

Don'’t ever do that again.

Jump out of the way.

that sh--.

- Ben... - See you later.

Don'’t walk off on me.

Coming up...

How many yachts have you actually worked on?

I don'’t know, how many vacuums have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying pans did you flip?

You stick to the vacuum and I'’ll do the cooking.

Can I just...

What are you doing?

Stop, wait.

Ben, don'’t ever touch the remote control

if it'’s in someone else's hands.

--ing hell, Ben.

Don'’t ever do that again.

Jump out of the way.

that sh--.

- Ben... - See you later.

Don'’t walk off on me.

Just gotta try a little harder sometimes.

The feeling of being belittled, being teased,

being laughed at, no one enjoys that.

The way that Jamie'’s coming down on me,

he'’s trying to make me feel incapable, and I'’ve had enough.

Bless his heart.

About to have a little towel-rolling party.

Oops.

I didn'’t break that. It was already broken.

This is amazing, it'’s really yummy.

I'’m just not a fan of actually cutting open the lobster.

Okay, so Blondie wants the meat, but not from the shell.

And the prawns and the mussels.

She says she doesn'’t want anything that'’s,

like, in the shell.

You wanna represent it?

It'’s for my favorite see ya next Tuesday.

She just wants to be difficult.

No. No, it'’s not.

--ing stupid.

I can'’t wait till tomorrow.

- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.

Can you feed me my food, too?

Ben, what'’s your location, mate?

I just walked up to main deck on port side.

Delicious.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, it'’s good.

He nailed it.

Yeah, the lobster'’s very well cooked.

Compliments to the chef.

I can'’t have you walking off like that.

I mean, this is the second time now, and I'’ve had enough.

When'’s the first time I walked off?

With the anchor chain.

What'’s happening down there?

It'’s too much.

It'’s big, it's fast sh--ting myself.

- Calm down, all right? - that.

- I cut my foot, all right? - I understand that.

Okay, look, I'’ve probably been through that...

You'’re putting... you'’re putting...

Let me talk, mate, okay?

We'’ve been through that. We'’ve been through this one.

- Mm-hmm. - I don'’t want you to walk off.

I don'’t want you to do that,

because I don'’t wanna have to keep

coming down on you like this.

Understood.

We'’re having a laugh, all three of us were having a laugh.

We weren'’t laughing at you.

Don'’t take it the wrong way.

Yeah, I have no more to say about it.

Sweet, I apologize.

All good.

Tumi, Tumi, Aesha.

Just letting you know that a bunch of cabins are free.

You probably already know that, so...

Roger, I'’m already in one.

I love you so much.

- That'’s about it. - Okay, cool.

For breakfast, we want muesli, yoghurt.

Awesome, I'’ll go talk to the chef.

All right, good night.

- You'’re doing really good. - Yeah.

- See you in the morning. - Can'’t wait.

Okay, 8:00 breakfast.

- It'’s just cereal and... - Muesli and yoghurt.

- Oh, yeah. - And fruit.

And fruit, yep.

Thank you.

I'’m exhausted.

All crew, all crew, all the guests are going to bed.

Good night. Bye.

Ha-ha, mother----ers.

You know?

he'’s just like..

The blonde is.

She'’s just young, and, like, she'’s got, like,

the older boyfriend.

I don'’t even think he likes her.

Just have a chat, just like you'’re talking with me,

- like, right now. - Mm-hmm.

Without coming off aggressive or whatever.

He reacts, and he doesn'’t think.

He just ----ing reacts.

I'’m heading to bed, bro.

If that doesn'’t work, then you gotta play hardball.

In the past, I'’ve never usually struggled with confrontation.

So, like, all the time when I say things,

you judge me, and it'’s quite rude.

I'’m just being honest.

All I'’m saying is stop looking at me

like I'’m a piece of sh-- because I'’m not.

But it'’s just so hard to fight with Ryan

because he'’s so irrational.

He blames all of his problems on everyone else,

and I just don'’t really wanna go into the lion'’s den

and get my neck bitten off.

Hopefully you don'’t see me with my head hanging off

my neck tomorrow.

Six hours to go.

I'’m counting, trust me.

I don'’t know where we would have put it.

Why don'’t you just make some muesli?

I'’ve never made it.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Good.

Muesli takes, like, 45 minutes to roast.

You think they'’re gonna be up at 8:00, ready?

You know what being a yacht chef is like,

you need to be prepared.

No, you deal with them, I'’ll deal with my wall.

Aren'’t you used to...

Am I used to pompous pricks like this? Absolutely not.

But how many yachts have you actually worked on?

I don'’t know, how many vacuums have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying pans have you flipped?

You stick to vacuums, I'’ll stick to cooking.

Let'’s just keep it at that.

I'’m just saying it's, like, guests on yachts,

it'’s like they have these sudden requests all the time.

No, you have this ----ing anal ----ing attitude.

It'’s the chief stew syndrome,

wanting to be right about something.

You stick to the ironing and the vacuums,

and I'’ll do the cooking.

You stick to vacuums, I'’ll stick to cooking.

You have this anal ----ing attitude.

It'’s a chief stew syndrome,

wanting to be right about something.

You were bullied so much as regular stews, I feel like...

That you have to ----ing...

I'’m just saying we need to cater to whatever they want.

I agree.

If they want muesli by 8:00, then hit'’s muesli by 8:00.

Stick to the ironing and the vacuums,

and I'’ll do the cooking.

I just handled that so uselessly.

When I meant to say was,

"Hey, Ryan, these guests are paying thousands of dollars

"to be here, so could you please put just a little bit of time

into their very simple breakfast request?"

But within two sentences,

he somehow flipped it and turned it

into a completely different conversation.

Tumi, how many superyachts have you worked on?

Stop, Ryan.

You know I'’m right.

Just zip it.

I ain'’t getting involved.

Tumi, we'’d be ----ed without you.

I promise, you would be fine.

Can I get you your cappuccino?

Please.

Get the vacuum, just vacuum some of this sand up around here.

Got the frother. Now he can'’t complain.

Do you want me to take it up for you?

- Oh, yes, thank you. - Sure.

Dear lord Jesus, please let this be perfect.

- Hey, girl. - Hi, how you going?

Good.

Morning.

Why did they send you with the coffee?

Are they scared?

I'’ve got these.

This is perfect.

- Woo! - Thank you.

You guys are great.

Deck team, deck team, can we meet on the main deck aft?

Copy that.

Mm, let'’s get the muesli.

You just tell me.

Yeah, yeah, just go for it.

So, is this the high-protein Greek yoghurt?

Mm-hmm.

- Mm. - Yum.

- This is good. - Mm, mm, mm.

Okay, deck crew, let'’s get outta here.

Ben, head up straight to the anchor.

Yeah, yeah, I'’m going up there now.

Thanks, mate.

Gotta beat this tide.

Bring it up, mate.

Yeah, hauling.

Do what I do.

Anchor is in the pocket.

Copy that.

Just jump on in, yeah.

Ben is in the tender.

- Yeah, we all good to go? - We'’re all good to go.

It'’s so windy, ah.

Rocky boat, it'’s like, woo.

Just wanna ----ing be done with this charter.

How do I throw this one?

- I'’ll throw it, here we go - Yeah.

Jamie, you in position?

I'’m in position, Cap, ready to go.

Aesha cannot wait for us to leave.

No!

No, yeah, you can go.

Cap, you are 20 meters from the starboard quarter to the rocks.

Tell me as soon as I can swing, please.

Clear to swing, clear to swing.

Cap, if you could push forward another foot,

that would be awesome.

Get that line to him.

That'’s perfect, straight on.

Okay, tie it up.

Cap, all good in the aft.

Thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, please change into your penguin suits.

All right.

Voila.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Good to go.

All crew, all crew, move to the aft deck

and we'’ll say goodbye to the guests.

- Swap, swap, swap. - Oh, yeah, sorry.

Woo!

Yay!

Thanks so much for the experience.

Give me a hug, mate.

I'’ll see you soon.

Goodbye, thank you.

See you, darling, so lovely to meet you.

Aw, thanks, darling, I appreciate that.

- What is that? - This is for you.

- You'’re the best, thank you. - Oh, thank you!

Extra tip on the side, but not for everyone.

- That'’s for you, from me. - Oh, is it?

- Thank you. - Oh, thanks!

Captain, what a service.

It was absolutely amazing.

Thank you, team, for looking after us.

Aesha, we gotta just fix the cappuccino the next time.

Yep.

Chef, the salad...

but you know what, your lobster last night was amazing.

Awesome.

Captain, well deserved for everybody.

- Aw! - Bye!

- See you soon! - See you!

Bye!

No, don'’t come back.

The best team!

So, let'’s wash this boat down so we can actually

have a good little party tonight.

- Woo! - All right.

What did they give us?

They didn'’t give me anything.

- Oh, really? - No.

Did they give you guys anything?

- I got something. - What'’s in the envelope?

Wait, are you ----ing kidding me?

No.

What did they give you?

I don'’t know.

- Oh! - Everyone got something.

- Oh, oh! - Hey, oh.

- You didn'’t get anything? - Nope.

Yeah, that'’s baller.

Ah ha ha ha!

Homegirl got some love.

- Wow. - Nice.

Yeah.

Anyway...

Wait, what?

I'’m, like, an emotional wreck right now.

No, why are you emotional?

- Don'’t be! - Oh!

No!

You know what, I just, like, ugh.

Yeah, that was just...

Just, like, are you kidding?

That'’s just so distasteful.

It'’s so rude.

I grew up in a very wealthy community, but I wasn'’t wealthy.

A single parent, grew up on food stamps.

It makes me feel not good enough.

It'’s not the tips itself, it'’s the not being seen.

That'’s why I want so badly to be a badass.

- Captain. - Yeah?

Yeah. Totally.

I really appreciate that.

Yeah.

I think that'’s the way forward.

Hey, Ryan, do you wanna do that as well?

- Put yours in with the... - Oh, we gave our tips...

Yeah, that'’s what we were just saying.

Let'’s get down business.

Yeah!

Okay, I'’m gonna go and work.

Same.

How did she pick who was getting that?

Five-hundred-buck handjob with a glove on.

Find another envelope, a spare.

Put it all into...

...one, and then use the five for the tip meeting.

I'’m gonna make sure the quarterdeck'’s all secured.

Ugh.

Yeah, let'’s just crack on.

Brittini.

Oi.

I feel the energy. What'’s going on?

Coming up...

I just don'’t think I'm doing that bad a job.

I'’m here to have a good time.

You continue like this,

you'’re not gonna have a ----ing good time.

Brittini.

Oi.

I feel the energy. What'’s going on?

I got emotional, Cap.

You got emotional?

Yeah, like, everyone got tips,

and I didn'’t, and I'm just like, that'’s kind of...

I think I just put a lot of pressure on myself,

because I feel like I am the person that obviously came

with the least amount of skills,

so, I'’m like, I feel like I do...

Well, to be quite honest,

you'’re climbing up that ladder a lot quicker than most.

Mm-hmm.

You'’re doing an awesome job.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay. Keep going.

- Better? - Yeah.

On deck, Brittini'’s doing really well.

But at the end of the day, we'’re all humans.

We carry emotions.

It'’s important that we see that

and help each other get through it.

Ah

Almost there.

Jamie, can you meet me in the bridge deck aft salon, please?

Copy.

Do the shower door. Thank you.

Gotcha.

The one thing I wanna chat about is you talked to Ben about

tender driving the other day

when you both came in at the same time.

That'’s the most unsafe issue that we'’ve had.

Yeah.

That'’s just vessel awareness.

I would suggest that you definitely explain that to him.

No, no, 100 percent.

But I just...

what does frustrate me, though,

is I don'’t want to be that dude that he hates

because I'’m the one telling him what to do.

He takes it to heart a lot.

Don'’t get frustrated with him.

Talk to him about it.

Straight-out explain it to him.

Yeah.

If there'’s another issue like that,

someone'’s gonna lose their job, okay?

Copy that. Thanks, Cap.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

All crew, could you please meet me

in the bridge salon for tip meeting?

Copy.

Who wants rosé, who wants Veuve?

- Is that Mirabelle? - Yes.

Are we just swigging and passing?

Settle, settle, settle.

Okay, I think we did quite well.

Me, too.

The interior smashed it.

Deck, we'’re not panicking under adverse conditions,

but we can do a little bit better as well.

Total tip, $21,500 Australian.

U.S. dollars, that'’s $16,530.

So individually, that was $1,375 U.S.

Woo!

On the tip note, guys, five of us got some personal tips.

Yeah, that was weird.

But we'’re all gonna share it out.

It'’s about $277 each,

we'’re just gonna share it out amongst us all.

- Good work, guys. - Yay!

Woo!

My helmet, my award, goes to someone

that needs help with their cappuccino making...

- Aesha. - Yay!

The idiot award goes to Aesha.

Right-o, have a good night.

Thank you.

- Hello! - Hey!

Oh!

It'’s so nice to see your face.

Oh, I can'’t wait to see you again.

At least we know that we'’re so fine

together and apart, you know?

Oh, 100 percent.

Scott and I met in high school,

and then ended up reconnecting years later.

We have only been together for a year,

but when you'’re living together in an ambulance,

you get to know each other very quickly.

I don'’t think many people would feel comfortable spending

so much time away from their significant other,

but we just know that we'’re gonna be with each other

for the rest of our lives.

Yeah, exactly.

When you watch someone else sh-- in a bucket

and you just feel complete desire,

you know that that'’s true love.

Love you!

I need an espresso martini or a vodka Red Bull.

What Spice Girl are you tonight?

Posh Spice.

I'’m Baby Spice.

Ah!

Let'’s rally, y'all.

Get me a drink.

Ladies of the night!

- Oh! - Girls, boys.

Oh.

Coral sea.

Go, go.

Come on, out of the car, out of the car.

- Yay! - This is so perfect.

Would we like a drink to start?

A quadruple Jack and Coke would be great,

because I know the pours in Australia are,

like, half of a normal one.

Cheers!

Charter three!

We'’ve got some entrees complimentary of the chef.

- Oh! - I'’m so hungry, bro.

- I can'’t eat any of that. - Oh, my God.

But I can eat these.

- You can'’t eat seafood? - I don'’t like it.

It'’s my favorite thing.

I'’m not a fan of seafood.

Tumi is disgusted.

Manners. There'’s a ----ing plate

Thank you.

A spark?

I really don'’t like seafood.

I think you'’re a good guy.

You just need to just listen to me a bit more, that'’s it.

I just don'’t think I'’m doing that bad a job.

I'’m here to have a good time.

If you continue like this,

you'’re not gonna have a ----ing good time, all right?

Brittini, I'’ve been riding her on certain things,

but she'’s learning.

It'’s almost like you don'’t wanna learn.

Mate, I'’ve been a deckhand for...

Listen that'’s how...

you forget sh--. If you wanna be on the team,

keep doing what you'’re doing minus the bullsh--.

I gotta wee. I'’ll be back.

Okay, go.

It'’s frustrating to have a deckhand not listen

to what I'’ve asked him to do.

He continues doing what he'’s doing now, he'll be gone.

It'’s up to him.

Next, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

I'’m getting sexually frustrated.

Oh, right, can'’t go in there.

Yo!

I'’m in heat.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Ooh, ooh.

Is anyone else excited?

High-flying aerospace engineer Jenale

expects the highest-quality cuisine.

One of them wants more lobster tail.

Do we have more?

No, this isn'’t a ----ing Red Lobster.

Cap, having trouble with the tow line.

It gets tangled, it happens every time.

This is the fourth charter.

Jamie should know by now I'’ve gotta drive the boat,

he'’s gotta drive the crew.

Captain, go slower, please, it'’s way too fast.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

That was way too quick.

I'’m doing everything safely.

He tries to tell you to do anything unsafe, come to me,

because I'’m not ----ing doing that bullsh--.