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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Chiefie!

I'’m the chief stew now, bitches!

So nice to meet you, come here.

- Culver. - Benny.

- Hello! - I'’m Tumi.

Hey, Mags.

Hi, I'’m Brittini.

I mean, yeah. Don'’t be stupid.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Okay. I have a boyfriend.

My boyfriend, he'’s from Poland.

He'’s my soulmate.

Anything pretty much goes through me, all right?

The primary'’s Charlie Gambino.

He'’ll be joined by a squad of Millennials

who are self-professed foodies.

Everybody photo the food.

I cannot wait to just get out there.

Checking bow thruster.

Deck crew, deck crew, stand down.

Yeah, can we get a large fry and a bow thruster, please?

We had a hydraulic leak.

The engineers are looking for it now.

I'’ve got tide issues,

I'’ve gotta get out of this marina.

Will there actually be any yachting on this yacht trip?

My biggest pet peeve is, like, telling me okay, 20 minutes;

then you come back and go, another 10 minutes.

The last thing that I wanna hear is that you'’re a control freak.

- Ah! - Woohoohoo!

I need you to step up a little bit.

I'’ve been on the boat for, like, 24 hours.

Gimme a break!

I'’m gonna have to pull out the drill sergeant.

We'’re gonna get going, we'’re gonna get going.

I don'’t think there's a lot of captains out there

that would even try to pull this off at such low tide at night.

We could be stuck on the way out of the marina.

We'’re moving!

Now it'’s all about the rocks on the port side.

Am I clear to swing here?

What'’d he just say?

I'’m gonna swing to port, mate.

Captain, you'’ve got five meters, closing, to the rocks.

Oh, wait, we'’re moving.

We'’re moving!

We'’re going!

Talk to me James, clear to swing?

You'’re all clear to swing here.

Okay, I'’m going to starboard wing station.

Copy.

Sh--, that'’s tight.

It'’s ----ing crazy.

Okay, now it'’s all about the rocks on the port side.

This is stressful.

Holy sh--.

Fifteen meters, port side, to the rocks, closing.

Captain, you'’ve got five meters,

closing, port side midships to the rocks.

Still got a red marker I'’m coming down on

pretty strong on the starboard side.

Captain, you'’re all clear on the rocks.

All right, we'’re out.

Whew.

Thank you.

Good calling, well done.

Thank you, Thalassa, the nymph of the sea.

Let'’s get on with it!

All right.

You did really good, that'’s a crazy marina to get out of.

In the dark. So crazy.

Espresso martini.

Thank you so much.

I'’ll try not to spill it on myself.

Please.

Don'’t go in front of me, Benny.

Copy.

Anchor, yeah.

Oh sh--, we'’re moving and we'’re out.

- We should do TikToks - Ready?

Three, two, one.

♪ I'’m getting ripped tonight ♪

♪ R-I-P that toga, hey

Amazing.

We'’ve finally left the dock, I'’m so happy.

Especially because this is a very social media-focused group.

I hope they get a lot of likes,

because they'’re expensive likes.

Good work, everybody.

Okay, deck crew, we'’ll be anchoring in six meters

of water, so put three up.

Yeah, copy that, Cap.

Okay, you can start lowering that down now.

Copy.

Lock that up now.

- Medium stay. Two o'’clock. - Copy that.

All right, Benny boy, come in nice and slow.

Sorry.

I'’m sad because, like, I don't want to be tired right now.

Don'’t touch the controls, we got it.

Oh, you got it?

- I'’m dying. - Are you tired?

All righty, you can release that.

Cool.

Good work.

Okay, getting there.

Yeah.

And give the bars a quick wipe-down.

Just make sure everything'’s just, like, clean.

Instead of being a bitchy, lazy chief stew,

I wanna be friends with the girls,

because you don'’t wanna work hard for a bitch.

No mutiny on this boat!

- Okay. - You are signed off.

Thank you. Good night.

All right, good night.

So, you think you'’ll be okay with breakfast until I get up?

- Definitely. - I need you up by 6:00.

Just do placements, napkins, set with the main plate.

Yeah.

Um...

Yeah, and then go down. Thanks.

Thank you.

Oh my God, yas.

Got a bit of a list for you, man.

Okay.

Trash, jet-skis, garbage.

Oh, that'’s nothing too crazy.

Can I get a cappuccino?

Deck crew, the drill this morning is snorkeling.

So, the rev has to be launched.

Yeah, copy.

Looks like something died over here, the pomegranate?

Let'’s get it out to sponson here.

Yeah.

Jamie'’s got a little bit to catch up on here.

It'’s his first time as a bosun.

So, I have to be more hands-on at the moment.

All right, you ready, guys?

Yeah.

And make them see that this is the way it'’s gotta be done.

If the captain can do it, we can do it.

Hold the stern in.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Is it all good if we get started with breakfast?

Okay.

You'’re all right, clear.

Get it on that cleat there.

Yeah, I got it.

Keep taking up, like, a meter. Keep going.

It'’s, like, Britney and martini combined...

Brittini, martini,

Brittini, bikini, Brittini, Lamborghini, Brittini.

That'’s it, it's good.

Good work, team.

Go and get into your wets.

So, eggs Benedict for breakfast with either salmon or bacon?

I like to keep it to one.

Okay. So, what do... eggs bene...

Just, yeah, Canadian bacon.

I don'’t do that.

Breakfast on a boat ----ing sucks.

People get up staggering,

two eggs here, French toast, pancakes... no.

You gotta tell the guests what they'’re having

for breakfast every time.

If I'’m doing omelettes,

I'’m doing the same ----ing omelette.

Just relax, I'’ll decide what you're having,

and you'’re gonna love it.

- Okay. - Benedicts right now.

You guys wanna go snorkeling after breakfast and that?

- Great. - Ooh, I love all of this.

The cook'’s special breakfast this morning

is Canadian bacon eggs Benedict.

- Yeah? - What'’s the alternative?

There wasn'’t one.

- Oh, then yeah, okay. - Yeah.

Cheffy, Cheffy, all the guests will be having Benedict.

Perfect.

Lovely.

I have some eggs Benedict.

Oh, yes.

- The guy right here. - Hi!

Good morning.

If you just wanna take over helping with the service,

and later, if you could finish the cabins.

Yeah.

Can you bring me that hot sauce?

Americans love their hot sauce.

Look at this ----ing guy

Get on the train, bro.

Deck crew, deck crew,

start getting ready for the snorkel trip.

Yeah, copy that.

How'’s everything? How was the Benedict?

Fantastic.

That was sensational, mate.

Ryan, Ryan, the guests are happy.

See what I mean?

Work smarter, not harder.

Really good.

Oh, my God.

We would love if you could join us for dinner tonight.

Yeah, definitely.

Okay, we all good?

Let'’s go, guys.

Whoa.

This is where you wanna be snorkeling.

See all those dark shadows under the water?

- Yeah. - That'’s all reef.

So, flippers are usually,

like, two sizes smaller than normal shoe size.

Okay.

Your mask is tight.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

When you guys are ready, you'’re good to go.

In the water!

Go that way.

Whitsundays, it'’s an area unlike anywhere else in the world.

This is awesome.

Underwater you'’ve got corals for days.

You'’ve got fish, sharks, stingrays.

Some of those things can kill you,

but keep a safe distance and you should be all right...

should be.

- Amazing. - Insane.

Cheffy?

Yeah, yeah?

Lunch is gonna be more like 2:30?

- I'’m happy with that. - Amazing.

That smells so good.

I can help some guys jump out.

Okay, swing one leg up...

that'’s it.

When they come back,

maybe if you wanna stand out with me and do towels.

Yes, definitely, I would love to do that.

Captain, we are on the way back with the guests.

We'’ll be ready for you.

Nice, the elephants on the book!

I know, it'’s like, I need height.

I love it!

My goal in yachting, I wanna design yachts,

I wanna interior design yachts,

because being creative is my passion.

I was raised by my mom in South Africa,

and she'’s a single mom.

My family would consider me probably the black sheep,

because I just went completely opposite direction

of what everyone else is doing.

They are lawyers, accountant, computer science,

and then you get me, a complete artist.

I would rather scrub a toilet,

knowing that at least I'’ll be in a situation

where I can be who I wanna be.

Can you go on your break now until 4?

Yeah.

Thank you.

- All right. - How was it?

- Oh, it was fantastic. - Ugh!

- There you are, my love. - Thank you.

Love it.

- Ooh! - Get in, big boy.

We'’ve got the fifth-grader lunchboxes.

Whew.

So, what'’s the go?

- It'’s 15 minutes from now. - Amazing.

For lunch today we are doing barbeque ribs,

barbeque chicken, and some gourmet burgers.

I'’m from Philadelphia,

so when I drink, I want a ----ing sandwich.

Greasy burgers are gonna be perfect for these guys.

Burgers will be ready, boom, boom...

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.

I'’ll have one too, though.

I'’ll have one, I...

Okay, crew, let'’s start getting some hands

to the galley to bring food up, please.

Copy, copy, copy.

Aesha, do you copy? Come to the galley.

Great.

Everyone? All right, cool.

I will start taking up to the girls, yeah?

Yeah, the chips and the potato salads, they can go up.

All right.

- Ladies first, ladies first. - Thank you, Cap.

You'’re welcome.

Man, these things look good.

All right, these two trays of burgers are good to go up.

Okay. Cool.

Food'’s coming.

So, is chef ready for lunch, then?

Yeah, he'’s got a couple of burgers ready.

Damn it.

You should have told him,

because they'’re gonna take a bit to get dry and stuff.

Yeah.

Do you want me to pull them up for a little bit?

Yeah.

What is happening?

What kind of chef starts plating

without hearing the guests are even at the table?

Have you heard me say anything on the radio?

Chill, slow your roll.

Cheffy, just slow down a little bit.

Guests still have to get out of the spa.

I mean, I can'’t hold it in the oven anymore, so...

Oh, you might wanna bring them back.

Do you wanna bring them back?

Ugh [bleep], man.

When are you guys ready for lunch?

Because it'’s ready when you are.

Oh!

We'’ll just hold to present it, I suppose,

then they don'’t know.

You hungry? Let'’s go, yay!

Unbelievable.

Yay.

Hey, how we looking up there?

Are they upstairs, are they?

Some of them are going to their cabins to change, so...

Perfect.

Now they'’re getting changed.

Hot sh--'’s dead, so I don't give a

Um...

It'’s not gonna be hot, and I can'’t reheat it.

Mm.

Just gotta say no.

"Oh, we'’re gonna go get in the hot tub."

"Lunch is on its way up."

Maybe just don'’t plate stuff

until I'’ve actually said they'’re sitting at the table.

Ask the guests to come sit at the table, their lunch is ready.

He'’s such a ----ing baby.

What is his problem?

So stupid.

I'’m ----ing pissed.

I'’m getting ----ing angry.

Coming up...

You'’ve been, like, kind of telling me what to do.

It'’s just a different level of skill.

We'’re both the same level.

You don'’t know what you'’re doing,

and I can see you don'’t know what you'’re doing.

Now they'’re getting changed.

It'’s not gonna be hot, and I can'’t reheat it.

Gotta say no.

"Oh, we'’re gonna go get in the hot tub."

"Lunch is on its way up."

Maybe just don'’t plate stuff

until I'’ve actually said they'’re sitting at the table.

Ask the guests to come sit at the table, their lunch is ready.

So stupid.

I'’m ----ing pissed.

He'’s just got real small dick energy, you know?

Would you like still or sparkling?

Still, thank you.

Cannot wait for lunch.

Chef, can we please start bringing the food up now?

It'’s about time.

Cold burgers.

If the guests aren'’t happy when they get to the table,

that is not on me.

It'’s thanks to our chief stew.

This is a feast.

Look how gorgeous.

Oh, my God, burgers and ribs?

Ryan, Aesha, the situation is ever-changing.

I need you to both step up and communicate.

- Copy that. - Yes, please.

--ing killing me!

Just hold the horses,

we need some sort of communication here first.

I'’m gonna be late as for dinner tonight on purpose.

Mm, mm.

God, that'’s so good.

Are these not the best cheeseburgers you'’ve ever had?

They'’re pretty ----ing good.

I need to go and smash laundry,

because we'’re running out of towels.

Okay.

I may get a nap, maybe.

Can'’t I just lay down all day?

Is there anything I should know about this hook?

You just ought to connect it straightaway.

Grab it, grab it, connect that mother----er.

When I'’m on deck, it'’s such a team atmosphere.

Jamie'’s Tom Brady and I'’m Gronkowski over here.

So, I'’m basically gonna be Jamie'’s right hand.

You throw me the ball, we gonna win every game, all right?

Sweet.

I wanted to ask what time do you think you'’d want dinner.

Maybe like 8:30, dinner?

- Eight-thirty-ish? - Yeah.

Yeah.

- Can I put these... - Yeah.

Somewhere?

Do you need them washed or just dried?

- Washed. - Okay, sure.

They'’re salty.

All right.

I actually lived in Poland for two months.

Oh, wow.

- Yeah. - How was it?

- Was it fun? - It was good.

Oh, that'’s good, that's good.

Yeah.

I'’m currently single, and ready to mingle.

I'’ll be around. I'’ll be back.

- Okay. - Oh.

Usually I'’m a good flirt.

Sweet.

Right, okay.

You need a person to flake the anchor

because it curls up and bottles up.

Okay.

Deck crew, deck crew, we'’re departing this anchorage ASAP.

Copy that.

Hey, buddy, it'’s time to start drinking again.

Girls, can you please make sure you'’re in your blacks?

Ben, Ben, can you come to the foredeck

and do the flaking, please?

Copy, on my way.

Jamie, start lifting.

Are we pulling anchor?

Yeah, we'’re moving.

Yeah. Here.

Jamie, Jamie, stop.

Stop the anchor pull, stop the anchor pull,

I need Xavier down here, please.

Ooh, what'’s going on?

I don'’t know, sounds like more fun out there, though.

Let me explain anchor chain flaking.

So, we have the chain, the anchor chain.

As the chain comes down, it'’s going round

on top of each other, flaked,

so it'’s not going to get tangled up.

And as it goes down like that,

it makes it much easier for when the anchor is dropped again,

it all just comes up nice and neat without being tangled up.

A lot of yachts, you don'’t need to do this,

but on this boat, we do.

Yeah?

Yeah.

We'’re gonna have to lower the anchor again.

- It'’s a bit tangled. - Copy.

You'’re supposed to flake out to come in...

Yeah.

And he started flaking closer, it went outwards.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, stop hauling, thank you.

All right, Jas, bringing the chain back in now.

You wanna come have a look?

What?

Coming in and see where he is, come right in?

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I know how an anchor chain is flaked,

so don'’t just assume that I can'’t do something.

- We'’ve gotta do it. - Yeah, I know.

It'’s a great workout.

She'’s home.

What a ----ing mission.

Okay, Culver, release the towline.

Copy that.

Thank you for your help.

- Beautiful. - Love it.

The camera guy it'’s just doing the film is gonna be like,

"What on Earth is this?"

Oh, my God.

It'’s pissing down rain, by the way.

Is it really?

We should make sure that we'’re eating

in the inside dining table.

Do you guys need anything?

Would it be possible if we could do dinner downstairs?

Yeah, for sure.

- Amazing, thank you - Cool.

Benny, Benny.

Go for Benny.

Can you meet me in the main deck aft?

Copy, coming.

What was going on up forward with the anchor?

Benny'’s flaked it towards him, and then away from him.

That'’s what caused the tangle.

Okay.

Well, Benny should know better than that.

Ooh.

Hey.

I just wanted to have a quick chat with you.

Okay.

I really appreciate, like, us working together,

and you helping me out.

Yeah.

But you'’ve been, like, kinda telling me what to do, and...

- Okay. - I would...

I feel like...

it just feels like I'’m, like, belittled by it.

Like the anchor chain, like, you were telling me, like, okay...

- To look at it. - Yeah.

- Oh, really? So... - I guess what...

it'’s kinda like more of ordering, it feels.

- Right, right. - Do you know what I'’m saying?

It'’s like... it's just a different level of skill.

I acknowledge that there'’s things that I need to learn.

That'’s fine.

I'’ll probably be asking you a lot of things in the first,

like, couple of charters, if you'’re around.

But we'’re both the same level, and we'’re both deckhands.

But, like, I mean, I operate the 34-foot tender,

like, I'’ve got my...

I'’ve got my licenses, I'’m yacht-rated.

Like, you need to get up to speed with these operations.

Like, you don'’t know what you'’re doing,

and I can see you don'’t know what you'’re doing.

We'’re both the same level, and we'’re both deckhands.

But, like, I mean, I operate the 34-foot tender,

like, I'’ve got my... all my licenses, I'’m yacht-rated.

Like, you need to get up to speed.

Even though he might have more experience than me,

I don'’t really know you yet,

and all I'’m getting to know is your ego,

and I don'’t want that.

How about we just say it as if I don'’t know what I'm doing,

I'’ll reach out to you.

Yeah.

And, like, that'’s that.

- Okay. That'’s fine. - Yeah.

Brittini'’s just a great girl.

Like, I feel icky inside even thinking

that she'’s perceiving it as if I'’m saying it, like,

in a condescending manner.

Because I totally get where she'’s coming from.

That'’s the last thing I wanna do to people.

Not like literally belittling.

I... I know.

I grew up in Sydney, my parents loved me a lot,

but they didn'’t really show it for each other, to be honest.

There was no respect.

Mum not talking to Dad respectfully,

and Dad definitely not talking to Mum respectfully at all.

Being talked down to or told what to do,

I'’m sensitive to it.

I don'’t want that in my life now.

- Sweet. - Yeah, yeah.

No dramas.

Okay, foredeck, you can start lowering that anchor.

Should be fine.

Ah.

Perfect.

Are you a lightweight, or are you pretty good?

Strong... like, I love my wine.

Last time I got drunk I was such a bitch to my boyfriend.

How long have you guys been dating?

About a year and a half.

Yes, I have a boyfriend now.

He lives in Breckenridge. He manages a bar there.

We actually went to high school together.

Scott was the super-athletic hottie.

Then, fast-forward 10 years,

he saw that I was spending a lot of time in the States,

and so he reached out, and it was just, like, fireworks.

He'’s just such a good man.

When were you last dating someone?

Like, three years go, but you never know.

No, you don'’t.

Captain, he'’s hot... whew!

Yeah!

Yeah, I'’m so excited about dinner.

Captain, Captain, are you good to join

the guests for dinner soon?

- - - Yes. - Awesome.

- Hi! - Hello.

Are you guys ready for dinner soon?

- Are you hungry? - Oh, yeah.

What do I love about Mexican food?

Simplicity.

For the Millennials, dinner tonight,

we have the big trend on social media...

beer tacos.

Braised beef cheeks, au jus, finished on the flat-top...

simple.

They'’re gonna be delicious.

They'’re just sitting down now.

They'’re sitting down now?

- Hello! - Hello!

Ah, look at this little table setting.

- How many minis, you reckon? - Three minutes.

We were like, what'’s the craziest thing

that you'’ve witnessed on a boat?

There'’s been fires, there'’s been crashes.

You'’ve crashed a boat before?

Yeah, not long ago, actually.

This Saturday, dinner rush was interrupted

by an unexpected guest

as the 46-meter superyacht made a dramatic entrance.

Chambers has been praised for his quick thinking.

Oh, well, hold on, mate, don'’t fill us with confidence.

So, how many boats have you crashed?

That'’s the one.

Oh, just one? Oh, oh.

We'’re doing synchronized for this.

I need you look at me and just do a move on my nods.

Doing formal synchronized service

with just tacos feels like overkill.

Make sure you'’ve got white gloves.

But I'’m not gonna let my service standard drop.

See how I'’m looking at the plate right now?

That'’s how they're gonna look at it.

All right, everyone knows what they'’re doing?

- I got one. - Yeah.

I got Captain'’s.

Here he is, man of the hour.

Oh, wow.

Synchronizing.

- Oh my God, they'’re beautiful. - That'’s beautiful.

Thank you.

So impressive.

Your beer tacos, pan-fried in fat

beef cheek finished with a little salsa fresca.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

Awesome, thank you.

You guys, it'’s hard to find good Mexican food in Australia.

- It is. - Yes.

This is so good.

Wow, incredible.

Mm!

Another home run.

- Oh, they'’ve nailed it. - Yeah.

- This is so good. - Yeah.

Chef'’s done it. Chef'’s done it.

I'’m gonna dock you guys down a little bit earlier tonight,

- and yeah, sweet-ass. - Sweet.

- Yeah. - All right, let'’s do it.

Let'’s go.

Whoa.

It'’s a little 1942 gelato.

It'’s like a little milkshake.

- Cheers. - Delicious.

So good.

Thank you for letting me have dinner with you.

Of course, thanks for joining us.

Thank you, Captain.

Cheers, everybody.

- #CaptainCutie - Captain Cutie.

Is that the name for him at this point forward?

I need to confess my sins.

Good night, thank you.

- Have a good night'’s sleep. - Yes, yes.

Yeah, awesome.

- Rest up, guys. - We'’re off to bed.

See you later.

Cheers.

Oh, my goodness, Jamie.

Mm.

I'’m excited to get some rest.

Cool, all the guests are in bed, smooth night for us.

Yes.

Good night.

She got, like, sex appeal.

Hi, darling.

It'’s pancake time.

Cute.

Jamie, do you wanna come up and have a chat?

Yeah, copy.

- I love that. - I love that.

Good fun.

Oh, it'’s getting low tide...

Yeah.

At 12:00, so...

- After the guests are off? - Yeah...

All right, thank you.

All guests are sitting at the table.

Copy that.

- Can I start? - You may.

Amazing.

Are you comfortable with lifting the anchor?

- Yeah. - Good morning.

- Morning, Chef! - Good morning.

Whoa, mini-pancakes!

You got little banana pancakes.

Yum.

Thank you.

This sausage is unreal.

Is it yummy?

- Really good. - Wow.

So, I have to, like, unlock everything

because there'’s a lock on it.

Yeah, but, like, I'’m gonna be inside that thing.

It'’s, like, probably the most dangerous position.

You'’ll be fine.

Yeah, I'’m claustrophobic.

You'’re fine. Okay.

You'’re doing the job today.

Yeah.

Anchor is prepped and ready to be lifted.

Okay.

This is bullsh--.

It'’s some ----ing dangerous sh--.

I didn'’t sign up for this sh--.

Let'’s go, guys, we'’re gonna get it up.

Copy.

Ah!

Just start lifting slowly.

Ah!

This is so dangerous!

Jesus Christ.

that, I'’m not going in there.

that sh--, I'’ll just do it from outside.

If I can'’t do it, I can't do it.

He'’s a ----ing drama queen, this guy.

I don'’t give a what anyone thinks.

Flaking an anchor chain is really simple.

You'’re just moving the chain around,

making sure it doesn'’t get caught.

That'’s basically it.

What'’s up?

I'’m just sh--ting myself out in there.

You can do it. We have faith in you.

- You'’ve got it. - Let'’s go.

Let'’s go.

My foot'’s ----ing bleeding.

All right, it'’s coming up, Ben, so start lifting.

This thing'’s like a sausage-mincer.

If you get one thing wrong,

you can get sucked up into this thing and you are gone.

All right, stop, stop, stop!

What'’s happening there?

Stop!

Ah!

Ah!

Stop, please stop.

Stop it, please.

Please... please stop.

What'’s happening down there?

Too much.

It'’s big, it's fast, I'’m sh--ting myself.

Jump out, Ben.

I cut my foot open...

Calm down, all right?

- I'’m scared, mate. - Gimme the gloves.

--ing dangerous.

Have you been shown how to lift the boat off?

I can do that.

Go there, send Culver up here ASAP.

Yeah.

Copy that, yeah, I'’ll lock this off, I'’ll jump up there.

[bleep]'’s sakes.

Ben spat out his binky and stormed off like a little child.

You don'’t just quit.

What'’s going on?

You'’re a deckhand.

Just do what you'’re told to do.

- Hey, brother. - Bro, sorry, mate.

That'’s all right.

I'’ll handle it.

Ben, Ben, can you put your life vest on, please?

Copy.

Look at you guys, with all your robes and your cigars on, eh?

We are so classy.

Let'’s go.

That'’s anchor home.

Lock off for the brake.

Boom.

Okay, mate.

And the anchor ball down, please.

Whew.

Oh, the anchor ball?

Come on, my brother.

What happened with Benny?

Just said he'’s not doing it.

He'’s not doing it?

He had no shoes on, so I just switched him out.

Culver did it, no issues.

I want you to sort the Benny thing out, have a chat with him.

Hundred percent.

Cracks are forming already.

Not that complicated.

What'’s up, dude?

Hi, darling.

Almost end.

It is almost the end.

Almost the end.

And then new starting with new beginnings.

Okay, I think this is everything.

Ooh, I don'’t wanna go!

Deck crew, deck crew...

Yeah, copy, Cap.

All right, we'’re ready.

One shackle'’s in the water.

Lock it off.

There we go.

All crew, all crew, get in your whites,

Copy that.

Okay, are we ready?

You did well, and the girls.

Thank you.

Ooh, hello.

Oh!

You'’ve given us the most incredible experience.

Oh, my God, Captain Cutie, we love you.

What am I gonna do without you in my life?

- Captain. - My friend.

This has been so amazing

that we even forgot about the hydraulics issue.

Oh!

Chef...

And then I have something for everyone.

So, Captain, thank you very much.

Thank you. See you guys.

Two boys grab the lines, send them off.

Ciao!

- Bye! - Bye!

- Thank you! - Bye, love you guys.

Let'’s get our cas's on,

and then we'’ll have a bit of a meeting, yeah?

Yay!

I just wanna lie down.

You have a very nice figure.

Thanks!

All crew, all crew, can we have a crew meeting

in bridge deck lounge area, thank you.

Show me the money, honey.

Hey, what do you think you'’re doing?

- Crew! - Woo!

Here you are.

What'’s up, Cap?

- Woohoo! - That was a success, wasn'’t it?

- Yes! - Yeah.

- Got it. - You got it.

Number one... that was a snort.

Yeah, that was.

- Good snort. - Yeah.

Yeah, we got some good positives here,

but there'’s a long way to go, okay?

It'’s only number one, but we want a good vibe.

You know, being good to each other

is the thing that'’s actually gonna get us through.

I'’m expecting the deck crew to be

three or four steps ahead of the game.

An issue with communication between departments,

when people start pissing each other off,

just ----ing communicate.

Yeah, we'’ve got a lot to improve for next charter.

Coming up...

We are dying to know...

We'’re dying to know, we have to know.

What your star sign is.

- Libra. - Yeah?

- Crew! - Woo!

Well, that was a success, wasn'’t it?

Yeah!

But there'’s a long way to go, okay?

It'’s only number one.

There was an issue with communication

between departments.

When people start pissing each other off,

just ----ing communicate, okay?

And I'’m expecting the deck crew to be

three or four steps ahead of the game, okay?

But there'’s some good positives there.

I'’m proud of everyone.

Right, so, tips.

I need my glasses for this.

Yeah!

$16,230 U.S. dollars.

So, that equates to $1,352 American U.S. dollars.

Woo!

Moolah.

I'’m gonna probably do a little bit of Botox.

Just a little pinch, pinch, you know,

We'’re very lucky to get that tip,

given the few little hiccups, a new crew.

We need to improve.

We'’ve got a boat to dock,

and we'’ve got a tide we'’ve gotta get in on.

So, get lines ready, fenders ready,

and let'’s put this baby to sleep.

I have an award that I'’m gonna give out later

to one special crewmember.

Perfect.

Let'’s go.

Can someone come up and start doing the anchor, please?

Yeah, copy.

All right, bro, tender one is away.

Anchor'’s ready to haul.

Coming up.

Anchor is home.

Still currently 15 meters from port side to the rocks.

This marina is super narrow and there'’s rock walls.

You have to do, like, a snake figure to get into it.

Clear to turn on port.

You can start swinging.

With Captain Jason at the helm, I'’m very confident his...

I was gonna say "sexy ass,"

that'’s probably a little too much.

And you are five meters from the dock.

You can throw a line now, Culver.

Okay, we'’ll get a brake line on.

You all good over there, Britt?

- Yeah. - Sweet.

Excellent, well done, guys.

You should be pretty proud.

All crew, all crew, let'’s give the boat a hose-down,

get the rubbish off the boat, thank you.

If we'’re going out, we'’re dressing to impress,

so let'’s get this sh-- done.

- Oh, God, he'’s such... - Yeah.

Hi, Captain.

Hello.

Wait, we'’ve got a burning question.

I'’ve been dying to ask you this question.

Yeah? What?

We are dying to know...

We'’re dying to know, we have to know.

What your star sign is.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Libra. - Libra?

No, yes, girl.

Yes.

I'’m glad you did.

What is wrong with us?

Okay. I'’m watching you, too.

Capitano.

Talk dirty to me.

We'’re done, right?

Yeah.

- Cheers, mate. - Yep.

Good work.

Are you, like, in a good place to stop?

All the machines are running,

so there'’s nothing more we can do.

Okay, let'’s stop ----ing working for the day.

Nice.

My underwear!

Sa-weet.

Yes, you need to have a sip of this.

Yeah, I need something stronger than that.

- Really? - It'’s like juice.

It'’s 40 percent alcohol.

You'’re gonna be wasted.

I wanna have a sip.

Yes, bitch.

Yes, bitch!

Take, like, an hour.

I usually don'’t do eyeliner on top.

But it'’s our first night out.

All crew, all crew, can you meet me in the crew mess?

What is going on?

Fresh.

Yes and no.

Yay!

Captain!

Yay!

Hey, hey, hey!

At the end of each charter, we'’re gonna present an award.

It'’s the award of all awards.

Now, the award has a derogative meaning.

If someone does something wrong.

It'’s an encouragement award,

it'’s a you-can-do-better award.

And this charter'’s award has gone to Benny.

- Yeah! - Oh!

Now, how did he earn this award?

It'’s just that you are good enough to have this award.

I appreciate that, mate.

Now what have I gotta do?

Now you have to wear that for dinner.

Ah!

Are you ----ing serious, mate?

Pulling his captain cord, thinks he can make

his deckhand wear this stupid helmet all night.

It'’s not gonna bloody happen.

Yeah!

Yay!

I just spent an hour doing my hair, mate!

Coming up...

The job is to be a deckhand.

Understand that I am your boss, you know?

Just listen to me.

I don'’t listen to anybody.

At the end of each charter we'’re gonna present an award.

The award has derogative meaning.

It'’s a you-can-do-better award.

And this charter'’s award has gone to Benny.

Oh! - Yay!

Yeah!

Now, you have to wear that for dinner.

- Ah! - Yay!

Oh, my God.

- Yes! - Yes!

- Hey, baby! - Oh, my God.

I just spent an hour doing my hair, mate.

No, no, it'’s ruined!

There you go, Benny!

- Woot, woot, woot! - There ya go, Benny!

It'’s either an award or a wooden spoon.

- Are you not coming? - I am.

I'’m gonna let you guys go out for a drink.

I'’m gonna get changed so we'’re not rushed.

The disco ball helmet came to me through my previous crew.

You'’ll get the helmet because you may have not

done 100 percent, but you'’re still part of the team.

It'’s an award not to strive for, that'’s for sure.

Do it!

Benny just needs a bit of a check.

That'’s what the helmet's for.

Can I just wear that, like, on deck for a whole day?

No, you'’ve gotta wear it for dinner, I think.

You have to wear it.

That would hurt captain'’s feelings.

- Okay. - Let'’s go, guys.

We fly together!

This is where we'’re going, right here.

- It'’s perfect. - Oh, exciting!

- Look at this. - Yeah.

Yeah, boy.

- Pinot grigio. - Double Grand Marnier, neat.

- A gin and tonic. - Thank you.

Benny needs to get that helmet on.

I take traditions very seriously.

My favorite part of playing on teams is tradition.

It gives you that camaraderie.

And I'’m from Maryland, so in high school

you'’d have wombat of the week,

which was defensive player of the week.

I think it'’s very important that we own these traditions.

You have to follow the tradition.

Every great team has traditions.

Who wouldn'’t wanna wear this out?

What a conversation starter!

It'’s cool to wear something like that.

It'’s an honor. It'’s tradition.

It'’s so nice that we are, for the first time, together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn'’t really drink for a year before this.

A year!

Yeah, I stopped everything, yeah.

For anything in particular, or?

I lost mum last year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, that was five months.

Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that more, sorry.

It'’s all right, no, it'’s...

Lung cancer,

and then brain cancer,

and it was like yeah and then... yeah.

And I lost dad six months before.

But she got... she went to Hong Kong...

- I'’m so sorry. - Thanks, mate, It'’s all right.

- Yeah, so it was, like... - Real tough.

Yeah, it was a... it'’s been a big year, so...

Yeah.

Mm.

Because I'’ve been through so much, like, with my mum,

whenever something happens in my life

that I really wasn'’t expecting, I just think to myself,

we'’ll, you're not gonna die,

so just do it, and do the best that you can.

That'’s why I'm so positive and so happy...

Mm, yeah.

Because I know what struggles people have.

Yeah.

Captain!

Captain, woo!

I love your shirt.

Rawr!

I have a boyfriend, why are you doing this to me, God?

Yeah, I know what you'’re looking for,

I know what you'’re looking for...

we'’ll find it.

Yeah, I know.

Just ----ing...

No, no, sorry.

- Not really? - Not really.

You should be wearing it with a gusto.

It was weighing on my neck

and gave me, like... you know what I'’m saying, so...

Yeah, it'’s a little heavy.

Because you haven'’t worked out,

you haven'’t done your neck work.

I haven'’t done my neck workout, yeah,

so I'’ve got to do ----ing stretches.

When you'’re busting someone'’s balls in Australia,

it'’s an affectionate thing.

Treat '’em mean, keep 'em keen... it'’s the Australian way.

- Fair enough. - Okay?

- Okay. - Fair enough.

- Just don'’t lose it. - I'’m not gonna lose it.

Oh, thank you!

- Oh, yes! - Yay!

Porterhouse?

Porterhouse steak usually comes with a strip and a filet.

Wow.

Hey, you got a porterhouse?

You didn'’t get the filet. You didn'’t get the bone.

That'’s a New York strip.

Can we ask for the chef?

Shh, shh, shh.

I wanna know where the filet is, dude.

That'’s a New York strip.

It'’s not a porterhouse.

Hey, guys, enjoy the rest of your night.

Thank you so much.

- Okay, see ya, mate. - See ya.

- Night. - See you, guys.

Thanks, Cap, we appreciate it.

See you later.

I'’m gonna go out all night and then get up and drive the boat.

Yeah.

I don'’t wanna be there going

- ---ing do this, - ---ing do that, ----ing...

I don'’t wanna be that dude.

But what I need from you is to just slow down.

Yeah.

You know, you forget to be a deckhand.

You know, just be mindful,

tone it down when I'’m talking,

and just understand that I am your boss, you know.

Respect the position that I have.

I am your leader. You shall obey me.

Like, he'’s just trying to create a sense of fear.

All I ask is just listen to me.

I don'’t listen to anybody.

I'’m a grown man.

I'’m not your monkey, and I ain'’t gonna dance.

Gotta run my own life. Like, I'’m my own man.

Yeah. Like, that'’s just me.

That'’s what I am.

Next, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Open. Open. Open!

No chicks on this boat, you'’re done.

All chicks done.

I don'’t give a

Randall and Suzie Waller.

Also along from the charter,

Australia'’s male and female stripper of the year.

Just gotta test it out.

Guys, stop!

Aesha, Aesha, I am ready down here, first course.

Only two of them have come up.

--ers.

Maybe just check first if the guests are actually around.

There is no respect for what I'’m doing in the galley.

You gotta tell '’em when they gotta ----ing eat.

Just stay there till this wave gets you.

Ah!

You'’re breaking my balls.

Oh!

I didn'’t sign up for this harassment.

Oh, my God.

Poo water.

Get me the off this boat.

Benny, I need to speak to you.

- Oh, my God. - Cap, what'’s the alarm for?

It'’s called a general alarm, mate.

- Hurry up! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.