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Novak takesa devastating blow to the jaw
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from Calypso
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and he is down.
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Three minutes leftin the round,
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and Calypso is coming infor the kill,
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and this could be...
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Novak,
with the evasive maneuver!
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Oh!
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Let's go,
you Nazi piece of shit.
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I've never seen
a comeback like that
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since Pretty Boy beat
the Kamikaze Twins back in 2038.
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-I'm free!
-Wow!
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Cutie Pie back for the kill.
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I tell you Samson,
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I haven't seen bloodlust
like this since Season 10,
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when Thrustkill won
eight consecutive matches
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without a single scratch.
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You remember Thrustkill, right?
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I had every Thrustkill poster
on my wall growing up.
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I sold my son's Thrustkill
action figures on eBay
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for ten Bitcoins when he died.
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I fucked Thrustkill in 2030
after a match.
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Best sex I ever had.
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You know what,
where's Cutie Pie?
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I like Cutie Pie--
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Cutie Pie, if you see this,
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I have a fantastic sponsorship
opportunity for you.
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No, sir, I don't think
this is the time or place.
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Tune in next week
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for a fresh batch
of institutionalized gladiators
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fighting for their freedom,
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and place your bets at...
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...Arena Wars.
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Bam.
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Thrustkill.
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Those were the days,
huh, Gideon?
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People are losing
their bloodlust.
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Yeah, but we still do
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exceedingly well in syndication.
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Syndication-based crypto.
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Keeps the brand alive,
but doesn't grow it.
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How can we make death
exciting to the masses again?
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We could do
audience participation.
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Too many lawsuits.
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Thrustkill had a knack
for living up to his name.
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Which is why we...
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I don't know, Gideon.
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There has to be a way.
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How do we win back the audience?
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Lights out, Bender.
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Mr. Luke Bender.
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You've served 10 years of
a 200-year sentence.
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Tell me, Mr. Bender, do you--
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do you feel that
you've been rehabilitated?
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Define rehabilitated.
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Rehabilitation could be defined
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as the restoration of a person
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back to health,
or a normal life,
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by training or therapy.
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Therapy.
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You've received therapy here
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from Staff Psychiatrist
Dr. Nelson, correct?
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If being called a piece of shit
for an hour
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and punching a wall all night is
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what you would call therapy,
then, yeah.
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Consider me rehabilitated.
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You're having violent outbursts?
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What do you think?
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Again,
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do you consider yourself
rehabilitated?
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That answers that.
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Um--
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That's unfortunate.
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We have
a new rehabilitation program
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we could have offered you.
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Mr. Simmons,
could you escort Mr. Bender out
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and bring in the next person,
please, thank you.
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Copy that.
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Yo, Bender.
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Got an incoming transmission.
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Secure line.
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Patch it in.
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Patching in.
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Good morning, Luke.
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Good morning.
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Taking your frustrationsout on the wall again, I see.
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It'll work for now.
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How'd that parole hearing go?
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Botched.
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Intentionally.
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Mm, good.
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Still got that sense of duty.
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That's why they picked me.
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How's Arianna?
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You know that's off-limits.
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Yeah, I know.
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Thought I'd try
to catch you off-guard.
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I'll tell you whenwe're on speaking terms again.
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We had a falling out.
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She'll get over it.
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Thank you.
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Take care, Luke.
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Mr. Arturo Perez.
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You've served
15 years of a life sentence.
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Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel
that you've been rehabilitated?
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Would you prefer that I...
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feign humility...
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or do you want the truth?
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You've been found guilty
on 57 counts of murder.
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Um...
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Mr. Perez, your plea bargain
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has been expunged.
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Your sentence, upgraded.
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Ever hear of
the Arena Wars, Arturo?
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Contestants are all
hand-picked from death row,
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which qualifies you.
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Their scouts sent over
a psychological profile.
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You're exactly
what they're looking for.
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This could be
a way out, Mr. Arturo.
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, eight,
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nine and 10.
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Toes on the line!
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You are here
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because life chewed you up,
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spit you out...
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and then lapped your sorry asses
up off the floor.
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The parole board
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has offered you a ticket out.
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Win Arena Wars...
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win your freedom.
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Seven arenas
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with seven of
the most vicious killers
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the world has seen
in the last decade.
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Didn't know we signed up for
a goddamn stand-up show, too.
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I'm dead serious, people.
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I've been in there.
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Caught myself a 100-year stint
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the day I came home on leave.
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Found my wife
banging the neighbor.
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Next thing you know,
double homicide.
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What can you do?
It builds character.
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Die in the arena...
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and it's a lot more glamorous
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than that shit they're going to
put in your veins.
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But...
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you make it out alive,
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you get to go home.
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Any questions?
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What about weapons?
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Your feet.
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Your hands.
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And most importantly, your head.
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You go in as a group,
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and you fight as a group.
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You go in rogue,
you're going to get shredded.
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Sounds impossible.
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Can't be a fair fight
with these guys
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without a weapon.
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That's what I used to think,
until I actually did it.
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I made it out...
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and so can you.
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Welcome to Arena Wars.
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Welcome to the next
exciting episode of...
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...Arena Wars.
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I'm your host, Stephen Samson,
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and with me, as always,
is the ever-exciting,
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ever-single,
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former heavyweight champion
of the world,
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Joe Moses Johnson.
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Thank you, Samson.
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And with that,
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let's meet our new round
of Arena Wars gladiators,
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fresh from
the most high-security
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supermax prisons
from around the world.
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Nero.
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This smooth criminal
comes to us
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straight from Guantanamo Bay.
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Serving a 250,000-year sentence
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for the 2040 murder
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of the entire U.N.,
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and a far more serious offense
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of not filing his taxes in 2028.
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I've been through that.
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Me too.
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Counter-Strike!
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Plucked straight from Olasia
prison in Saudi Arabia,
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this unique war criminal
not only has
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one of the world's
highest recorded IQs,
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but developed a suit
that harvests the adrenaline
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in his own body
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and recycles it
back to his body.
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Where the heck
can I get one of those?
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We got 'em at Walmart.
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Meat Wagon!
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This tough customer
got his reputation
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as Staten Island's most
trusted neighborhood butcher
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before local authorities
uncovered the corpses
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of 100 missing children
in his boiler room.
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I always knew
Staten Island had great veal...
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but I never knew
what the secret was.
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He did.
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Master Blaster!
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This former president of
the Unabomber Fan Club
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gained notoriety
by bombing Yankee Stadium
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during the 2036 World Series
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after killing the security staff
with a chainsaw.
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Rumor has it he was
a frustrated Texas Rangers fan,
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who thought that
that was their year.
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Which brings us
to Mister Smiles.
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Nothing fancy here.
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Just your good old-fashioned
local weirdo
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with an aptitude of beating
nubile college coeds to death.
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Pretty nasty!
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Hell yeah!
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And, of course,
our returning champions.
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Yeah!
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Calypso and Cutie Pie.
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These two really need
no introduction.
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Both have been in the game
for the entire season.
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Calypso with seven dozen kills
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and Cutie Pie with...
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House record.
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100.
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That's a lot of damage.
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What is this, a pep talk?
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I hope not.
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Can you believe that
people watch his shit?
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No way, brother.
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I mean, it's like
Dancing with the Stars
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back in the day, you know?
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-Shit TV.
-Hey.
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I'd rather be on--
I like that show, man.
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Oh, oh, I'm finding
a whole new side to you, Perez.
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You? A dancer?
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Hey, let me tell you something,
I got some moves.
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Well, if I had done that
and not crochet club,
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maybe I'd be rehabilitated.
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I mean, I'm not allowed
to play with needles no more.
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Yeah, I get it.
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When I had this girl
out in the world,
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we'd be dancing every weekend
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like we were
high school sweethearts.
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You know what?
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You've had my back
since I landed in this place.
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And, uh, while you have
really questionable taste
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in associates,
you're a good man.
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A survivor.
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Tough as fuck.
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But a good man.
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You're getting out of here.
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You're getting that dance.
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Two minutes, people!
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Two minutes!
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What's up, bitches?
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This is Holly Daze comingto you live from the Arena.
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Our new batch of contestantscome to you
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from the federal lockup in DC.
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So you know this is going to beone explosive night!
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Quickly, quickly!
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Christ, is that supposed
to make us feel comfortable?
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Toes on the line!
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Turn to the right!
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The hell is that,
a flu shot?
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It ain't flu season yet,
Hargraves.
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Little insurance policy
for the producers.
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Let's just say you screw up
and break the rules,
269
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,349
policy pays up.
270
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,385
-W-- wait, what rules?
-Just use your head.
271
00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:26,855
You'll figure it out.
272
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,738
-Stay there.
-You paid by the hour, asshole.
273
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,774
I paid for the night,
and not for you to talk.
274
00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,308
Stay there.
275
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,344
Fucker.
276
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,749
Hope I'm not interrupting
anything?
277
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,316
No. Turn it up.
278
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,151
I want the table
to shake under her ass.
279
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,523
Douchebag.
280
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,427
Hey.
281
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,465
Those nerves aren't gonna
help you in here, kid.
282
00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,702
Yeah-- yeah, I just gotta
collect my thoughts, that's all.
283
00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,103
Hey.
284
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,507
You don't need
to gather your thoughts.
285
00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,543
You're a lifer.
286
00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:24,177
You need to focus.
287
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,180
I-- I'm not supposed to be here.
288
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,551
-I-- I didn't do anything.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
289
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,719
None of us are supposed
to be in here.
290
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,055
And you don't see us
pissing our pants, do you?
291
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:39,561
-N-- no, I'm just--
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
292
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,062
Embrace it.
293
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,500
-Do you understand?
-Yeah, I'm sorry.
294
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,236
Hey, just man up.
295
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,441
I'll give it a shot.
296
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,644
Fuck.
297
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:58,646
Jesus.
298
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,549
-It's kind of funny, huh?
-What's that?
299
00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,519
We did what we did.
300
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:08,455
Our only way out of this
is to kill people on live TV.
301
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:10,892
That's what they call a paradox.
302
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:14,529
Doesn't sound much
like rehabilitation, does it?
303
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,833
Sounds more like, uh,
innocence through guilt, or--
304
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,036
Ooh, how about
justice through murder?
305
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,806
All right, people,
this is it.
306
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,307
Line up, two by two.
307
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,710
Let's go!
308
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:31,045
Hey, wait, this is--
this it, just like that?
309
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,480
Just like that. Come on, kid.
310
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,283
Are you ready?
311
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,086
Are you set?
312
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,923
You can't make me do this.
313
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,692
It's go time, bitches!
314
00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:50,263
Say "cheese," motherfuckers!
315
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,634
- Go, go, go, come on, over here.
- Go,.
316
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,167
Get out
of my fucking face!
317
00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:58,305
Seriously,
what the fuck is going on?
318
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,041
Are we on
Dancing with the Convicts?
319
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,175
Oh, we just got dropped into
a fucking slaughterhouse.
320
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,012
Hey, hey, hey. Easy.
321
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,713
I'm freaking the fuck out
right now.
322
00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:06,814
Listen to me.
323
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,016
Get your shit together,
324
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,617
or these men will
fucking kill you.
325
00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:12,419
I will fucking kill him
if he does not shut the fuck up!
326
00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,157
Yes!
327
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,232
Hey, kid?
328
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,982
Oh, you've got to be
fucking kidding me.
329
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,920
Get ready, here we go.
330
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,856
Oh,
this is some hardcore shit.
331
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,424
, Perez.
332
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,793
Everybody stick together.
333
00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,460
See if there is
some way out of here.
334
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,129
Somebody help me
with this thing!
335
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,463
No shit, man.
336
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,198
Come on,
let's get the fuck out of here.
337
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,200
You guys are fucking dead,
I hope you know that.
338
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,669
Fuck off, Perez.
339
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,038
Yeah!
340
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:12,279
Uh, you got something
on the back of your head, man.
341
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,682
The injection.
342
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,218
Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
343
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,689
Sounds like-- like a countdown.
344
00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:26,194
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
345
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,570
-Whoa!
-Oh, my God!
346
00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:37,572
Well, I'd hate to be
the underpaid janitor
347
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,339
who has to clean that up.
348
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,675
Let's go, back to back.
349
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,543
He's gonna kill you all
at the same time
350
00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,311
if you do that, Perez.
351
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,983
Watch him.
He's got two blades I can see.
352
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,918
Stay close, motherfucker.
353
00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,931
Just show me what you got,
you son of a bitch.
354
00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:05,933
Get this motherfucker!
355
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,837
Let's go!
356
00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,039
Let's go!
357
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,718
-Oh!
-Whoa!
358
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,989
Oh, a brutal move
359
00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:30,158
by the newcomer, Nero.
360
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,803
Hey, I'm liking this way out
a lot better than that way.
361
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,505
-What about this clown?
-I'm open to ideas.
362
00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:47,041
-Play hoops growing up?
-Yeah.
363
00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:50,443
-Pick and roll, baby.
-Pick and roll.
364
00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,513
-Let's go.
-Yo, birdie! Hey!
365
00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,249
Yeah!
366
00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:03,791
Get him! Hey!
367
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:14,902
Get him! Yeah!
368
00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:16,504
Yeah, baby!
369
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,575
Go, go, go, man!
Go, I got this, go, go!
370
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,077
Fantastic teamwork between
371
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,445
convicted arsonist Arturo Perez
372
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,983
and self-proclaimed
political prisoner
373
00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:31,185
Chet "Goldie" Golden.
374
00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:38,893
Nighty night, Pinocchio.
375
00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:45,099
Do it! Do it! Do it!
376
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:49,103
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
377
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:21,468
Come on, man, get up, get up.
378
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,560
Got it?
379
00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:33,574
Fucking outraged reptilian
piece of shit, come on!
380
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,043
Come on, come on!
381
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,815
Oh!
382
00:24:45,219 --> 00:24:47,254
You see that shitthat motherfucker got?
383
00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:48,823
Kill him! You got it, man.
384
00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:51,692
Oh, come on,you know you got it, come on.
385
00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:55,062
I got all my money
going on them.
386
00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:05,039
Down again like
a White House intern.
387
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,775
I can't say
that I'm surprised.
388
00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:10,444
People drop out
before we get to the ads.
389
00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:12,546
It's no wonder
we're losing sponsors.
390
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,648
I think I know exactly why.
391
00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:18,486
Fantastic teamworkbetween convicted arsonist
392
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,954
Arturo Perez
393
00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:21,922
and self-proclaimed political...
394
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:23,991
Right there. You see that?
395
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,527
That right there
happened last week
396
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,763
when Novak made it
to arena three.
397
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,699
When Samson announces
their criminal record,
398
00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:33,601
a full third of
the audience drops out.
399
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,603
We need to give the audience
400
00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:37,705
somebody that
they can get behind.
401
00:25:38,706 --> 00:25:40,441
-A hero.
-Correct.
402
00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,643
And I've got an idea.
403
00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:57,191
Chop-chop, Luke.
404
00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:00,327
Jesus.
405
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:01,996
Follow-up with the parole board.
406
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,033
Hurry up. Breakfast is waiting.
407
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,069
All right, give me a minute.
408
00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,780
Sorry, Bender.
409
00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,950
Come on, man,
We've seen this before.
410
00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:25,619
Come on in. Have a seat.
411
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,826
So, you guys know,
I was just in here.
412
00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,294
I was denied.
413
00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,196
We're not the parole board.
414
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,402
Luke Bender.
415
00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,003
We've read your profile.
416
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,475
Desmond Belladonna,
CEO of Clydesdale Industries.
417
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,377
We manufacture
protein supplements,
418
00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:53,447
jet engines,
parts for high-end automobiles.
419
00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:55,850
But I don't give a shit
about that stuff.
420
00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:58,819
What I'm really passionate about
is my other venture.
421
00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:01,755
The real moneymaker, Arena Wars.
422
00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,090
As you may know,
423
00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:05,793
contestants are
death row inmates.
424
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,195
The problem lately is that
425
00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,731
it seems audiences just
aren't as interested in watching
426
00:27:10,865 --> 00:27:12,800
the scum of the earth
get butchered
427
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,435
on live TV anymore.
428
00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:16,003
What do you want with me again?
429
00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:19,807
I think it's time to,
uh, audition Mr. Bender.
430
00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,576
With pleasure.
431
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,977
Don't go easy on him.
432
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,845
Don't worry,
you can count on that.
433
00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,183
Come on, big boy.
Let's see what you can do.
434
00:27:55,476 --> 00:27:56,578
Well done.
435
00:27:57,044 --> 00:28:00,615
Good, good.
436
00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,652
When I said I read your profile,
437
00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,953
I meant your classified profile.
438
00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,288
Decorated Marine.
439
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,823
Took the fall for
a superior officer.
440
00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:11,892
Landed yourself up in here.
441
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:13,994
You're an innocent man.
442
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,330
Innocent man can mean
big ratings.
443
00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,165
Government won't allow it.
444
00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:19,800
You'll blow my cover.
445
00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:21,368
Money can buy anything
these days.
446
00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:22,937
Plus, the president's a big fan.
447
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:26,240
Send his kids some shirts,
he's very happy.
448
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,109
-What if I say no?
-Think about it, Bender.
449
00:28:29,243 --> 00:28:31,278
A chance to get back
the life you deserve,
450
00:28:31,412 --> 00:28:32,379
a clean record.
451
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,148
And plus,
you don't have much of a choice.
452
00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:36,217
The courts have agreed
to upgrade your sentence
453
00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:40,788
to lethal injection
if you say no.
454
00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,370
Grid down.
455
00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,273
Grid up.
456
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,849
Whoa.
457
00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,526
Well, what do you know?
You got a call coming in.
458
00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,462
Put it through.
459
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,372
How are you, Luke?
460
00:29:31,506 --> 00:29:32,806
Cut the shit.
461
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,709
I'm not sureI know what you mean.
462
00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:37,211
You know exactly what I mean.
463
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:39,380
I can't lie to you.
464
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,915
Yes, they told me.
465
00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:44,018
Your cover is gonna be blown.
466
00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,020
This doesn't just affect me,
467
00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:47,488
they could come
for you and Arianna.
468
00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,391
I know, I'm aware.
469
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,192
If I don't make it...
470
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,664
you tell her I love her.
471
00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,836
You know, you've always beenlike a son to me.
472
00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:05,139
Thank you.
473
00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:07,441
I'll be watching.
474
00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,419
Loosen this shit.
475
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,164
What's up, Minty?
476
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,201
I don't think we've met.
477
00:30:35,069 --> 00:30:36,337
My name's Khan.
478
00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:39,139
Like the.
479
00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,911
This is
my lady friend hand anyways.
480
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:45,979
So...
481
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,282
what are you in here for?
482
00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,851
Hey?
483
00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:54,421
I answered a help wanted ad
on a suicide hotline.
484
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,358
At the time I didn't know
what "help wanted" really meant.
485
00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:59,728
I was just helping patients
with the process.
486
00:31:03,798 --> 00:31:06,333
What was that you handed
the big chief over there?
487
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,469
Nothing, man.
488
00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:10,672
I saw it.
489
00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:13,974
All right. It's my own brand.
490
00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,344
It's concentrated endorphins.
491
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,447
Endorphins?
492
00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:22,617
Best high you'll ever have.
493
00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,054
Complete and utter euphoria.
494
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,288
Tell you what.
495
00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:33,327
First dose is on the house,
if you decide you want a taste.
496
00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,896
You hold that thought.
497
00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:39,433
-Cool?
-Yeah, man, cool.
498
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:42,469
It's Luke.
499
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,840
Cool Hand Luke.
That's what I'll call you.
500
00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,024
Up!
501
00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,828
Toes on the line!
502
00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:42,864
Name's Boggs.
503
00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,532
If you're a fan of the show,
504
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:48,068
you may remember that I took out
Thrustkill a few years back.
505
00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,139
We gonna have a problem?
506
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,544
I understand that we have
a ringer with us.
507
00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:58,378
A real superstar.
508
00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:01,081
Now, although I cannot
tell you who that person is,
509
00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:03,116
I can tell you
510
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,186
that you are all under my watch.
511
00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:11,024
And we have
just a couple of days
512
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,026
to get you detoxified,
513
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,596
trained and ready...
514
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,030
for what you're gonna see
beyond that wall.
515
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,066
And, folks,
you better damn well be ready,
516
00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:20,635
'cause it ain't gonna be pretty.
517
00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:23,838
All right.
518
00:33:23,972 --> 00:33:26,039
Single file. First up.
519
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,809
-Name?
-Billie.
520
00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:28,910
With an IE.
521
00:33:29,042 --> 00:33:30,277
Kiyoshi.
522
00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,079
-Alice.
-Hank.
523
00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:33,648
-Harris.
-Minty.
524
00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:37,384
-Real name.
-Minty. Legally changed.
525
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:40,722
Next.
526
00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:42,055
Khan.
527
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,958
You know, like Ghengis.
528
00:33:44,091 --> 00:33:45,325
When was your last physical?
529
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:48,362
Cell block shower this morning.
Oh, yeah.
530
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,098
It says you have
gonorrhea, chlamydia,
531
00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,634
and raised endorphin levels.
532
00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:55,435
-Name?
-Luke Bender.
533
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,272
Are there any
pre-existing conditions
534
00:33:58,405 --> 00:33:59,841
that we should know about?
535
00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:02,644
Just your garden variety case
of toxic masculinity
536
00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,144
and being a badass.
537
00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:07,381
Man, look at this
sad sack of shit.
538
00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,416
-Name?
-Eight Ball.
539
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,119
-Real name?
-Eight Ball.
540
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,890
You're not as cute
as you think you are.
541
00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:17,559
Haven't you heard, honey?
542
00:34:17,692 --> 00:34:21,361
-Everybody wants to visit Paris.
-Next.
543
00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,263
You've been juicing, sir?
544
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:24,766
No, no. Well--
545
00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,034
Are you sure?
546
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,235
Maybe, yeah. No, no.
547
00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:30,370
You think you're so cute, huh?
548
00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,574
Cute doesn't mean what you think
it does in prison, ma'am.
549
00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,013
So, you want me to cough?
550
00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:41,348
No.
551
00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:42,750
Just drop trou, boy.
552
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:45,720
Like you do
in them prison showers.
553
00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,287
Just hold still.
554
00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:48,723
Oh, fuck!
555
00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,390
Oh, come on, boy.
556
00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:53,360
I know you've had
a lot bigger than that.
557
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:56,196
Gonorrhea vaccine, old school.
558
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:58,098
Drop 'em.
559
00:35:03,538 --> 00:35:05,105
We know you've had bigger!
560
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:19,419
So, why don't we just
sever the nerve endings
561
00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,421
and be done with it?
562
00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:23,091
Pain motivates them.
563
00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,592
For example...
564
00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:35,503
if Nero didn't feel that,
you wouldn't have a show.
565
00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:38,973
How's our boy looking?
566
00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:40,942
Broken jaw,
567
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:43,845
fractured skull, the usual.
568
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,515
Domino, will you do the honors?
569
00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:54,656
We may need to revamp
the cocktail.
570
00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:57,290
It's starting
to wear off quicker.
571
00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,762
Shit.
572
00:36:04,732 --> 00:36:06,366
My face.
573
00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,277
Domino.
574
00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,548
Remember.
575
00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:21,749
Of course.
576
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,985
Good girl.
577
00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:27,855
If this happens during a show,
it could be bad.
578
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,390
They could turn against us.
579
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,392
Do what you have to do.
580
00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:35,830
Yes, sir.
581
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:40,935
I've got the tools,
I've got the talent.
582
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,371
You got oil injections,
is what you got.
583
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,810
Oh, yeah? It's like that, huh?
584
00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,344
I'm gonna call you "Juice" now.
585
00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:54,182
Taint Juice.
586
00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,415
Taint Juice?
587
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,819
That'd be
a boss-ass energy drink.
588
00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,687
Win Arena Wars,
589
00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:02,322
get fuck out of here,
and market that shit.
590
00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:03,925
Someone down at the club,
591
00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:06,060
"Get you some
fucking Taint Juice, baby."
592
00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:08,730
Yeah!
593
00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,699
Unless you want some of
594
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,233
this Taint Juice
right here and now...
595
00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:15,069
then shut the fuck up.
596
00:37:15,203 --> 00:37:16,904
Take it easy, Govenator.
597
00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,007
This one's on the house.
598
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,978
Taint fact number 10.
599
00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:27,849
Only Taint can slam
a revolving door.
600
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,594
Old concrete punching bag, huh?
601
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,763
Yeah.
602
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,297
Used to practice on one myself.
603
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,868
Why did you stop?
604
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,575
All the pent-up aggression.
605
00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,646
Carrying it back to my cell.
606
00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,716
Breathing it all in.
607
00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,418
We both know that ain't healthy.
608
00:38:08,656 --> 00:38:09,991
Brother Carl over there...
609
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,060
I'm responsible
for him.
610
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:17,665
So...
611
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,734
you ready for this?
612
00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:22,469
I'd be lying if I said I was.
613
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:25,372
Fuckers at
the parole board, man.
614
00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:26,808
How am I supposed to go in there
615
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,043
and prove to them
that I've been rehabilitated
616
00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,611
when I'm sweating bullets?
617
00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:34,081
Think I'm gonna take my chances
with Arena Wars.
618
00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:35,983
Sure seems like better odds.
619
00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:38,986
You're all right, Minty.
620
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,588
You think you can tell those
fuckers at the parole board
621
00:38:40,721 --> 00:38:42,489
that for me?
622
00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:58,306
Welcome to the next
exciting episode of...
623
00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,141
...Arena Wars.
624
00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:02,643
I'm your host, Stephen Samson.
625
00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,377
With me, as always, is
626
00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,314
former heavyweight champion
of the world,
627
00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:08,381
Joe Moses Johnson.
628
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,318
You know,last week started
629
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,853
with such great potential.
630
00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:14,956
Arsonist Arturo Perez
showing leadership skills
631
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,424
early on,
then quickly being taken down
632
00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:20,161
by newcomer Meat Wagon
in the third arena.
633
00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:25,233
I'm told we havea surprise announcement tonight.
634
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,236
Something you've never seen
on Arena Wars before.
635
00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:30,204
For the first time,
636
00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:33,908
Arena Wars will feature
an innocent contestant.
637
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,776
What are they talking about?
638
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,578
They're talking about me.
It has to be me.
639
00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:40,648
Lieutenant Luke Bender,
former United States Marine.
640
00:39:40,781 --> 00:39:43,150
You've got to be
fucking kidding me.
641
00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:44,785
Well, well, well.
642
00:39:46,254 --> 00:39:49,657
So, uh, what are you,
like a narc or some shit, man?
643
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,759
You heard me, man.
I'm not a narc.
644
00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:53,961
Pretty boy here.
645
00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:55,696
I don't know
what narcs you know,
646
00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,699
but I've seen some
pretty damn sexy ones myself.
647
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,167
Wait a minute, Luke.
648
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:03,771
You're saying you're innocent?
649
00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:07,842
Yeah.
650
00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:09,944
For real?
651
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,946
You saw it on TV.
It must be real, right?
652
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,548
Don't think I'm stupid just
'cause I've been in the joint.
653
00:40:14,682 --> 00:40:16,317
-Is that really why you're here?
-Yes.
654
00:40:16,449 --> 00:40:18,252
-Prove it.
-Yeah, mate.
655
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:20,054
Prove it.
656
00:40:20,187 --> 00:40:22,256
I don't know how you expect me
to do that from in here.
657
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,691
Fair enough.
658
00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:27,094
I'm watching you, Marine.
659
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,495
So, why'd you do it then?
660
00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,965
Orders from
a commanding officer.
661
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:33,901
Couldn't let it get out
that a colonel
662
00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:35,503
close to the president
tried to kill him.
663
00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:38,572
All I asked for in return
was that my fiancée
664
00:40:38,706 --> 00:40:40,107
and her father
were taken care of.
665
00:40:40,574 --> 00:40:42,610
Well, that's a goddamn
honorable leave.
666
00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,245
Hell yeah.
667
00:40:44,378 --> 00:40:46,514
So, uh, what now?
668
00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,481
What do you mean?
669
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:49,684
Well, when are you
gonna teach us
670
00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:50,851
some of that Marine shit?
671
00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,452
-Yeah!
-I knew it!
672
00:40:52,586 --> 00:40:53,854
Yeah!
673
00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,157
You follow my lead, all right?
674
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,959
-Yeah.
-You bet.
675
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,362
Here we go. You know the drill.
676
00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:03,431
Just give me the countdown.
677
00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:06,801
Three, two, one. Bangin'!
678
00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:08,769
Hey, all you sexy bitches!
679
00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:12,807
Holly Daze is in the house!
680
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,809
Any predictions
for tonight's show?
681
00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,179
I'll predict Holly Daze
682
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,848
shows me them Holly Ways.
683
00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,718
Gonna be hard to do
when I'm live on Holly Way.
684
00:41:27,021 --> 00:41:28,823
-Hey, girl.
-What's up?
685
00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:34,261
Billie Chambers, right?
686
00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:37,698
Yeah.
687
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:41,068
Women's MMHF 2039.
688
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,105
Used to be.
689
00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,741
Damn!
I knew that was you.
690
00:41:47,108 --> 00:41:49,577
I had front-row seats
to your last fight in Vegas.
691
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,913
In fact, I think I won,
what was it, 20 bucks?
692
00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,817
-20 bucks, hey?
-That's it.
693
00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:59,420
I guess we both took the win,
it was a pretty good night.
694
00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:01,055
Hell yeah, it was a good night.
695
00:42:01,555 --> 00:42:02,957
I wanted to meet you that night.
696
00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,925
Didn't get to.
697
00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794
It's nice to meet you now,
though.
698
00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:10,765
Towel?
699
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,100
Sure, thanks.
700
00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:15,870
You know,
they've told me about you.
701
00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,239
They told me you were innocent.
702
00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:22,610
That's never happened
here before,
703
00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,211
if you can believe that.
704
00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:27,516
Innocent man, life sentence.
705
00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,051
Has to fight his way back out.
706
00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:32,553
That's good television.
707
00:42:33,254 --> 00:42:34,555
Doesn't matter.
708
00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:36,891
I'm just a gimmick.
709
00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,493
Look.
710
00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:43,564
Not one person
that has ever been in this room
711
00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,333
has ever deserved
to get back out.
712
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,269
Including me.
713
00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,005
But anyway,
it's almost showtime.
714
00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,207
I'm rooting for you.
715
00:42:58,012 --> 00:42:59,613
Two minutes, people!
716
00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:00,748
Two minutes!
717
00:43:00,881 --> 00:43:02,249
Just waiting for the cue.
718
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,819
You know, you would think
that they could use
719
00:43:04,952 --> 00:43:07,254
stock footage of us
by now, right?
720
00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:08,989
Don't tell them that.
721
00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:11,392
Unless the buyout's
as high as our salaries.
722
00:43:11,526 --> 00:43:12,927
Like that's gonna happen.
723
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:14,862
Stop flirting.Get the fuck to work.
724
00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:18,065
And three, two, one. Badda-bing.
725
00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,670
Hey, all you crazymotherfuckers!
726
00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:24,338
Are you ready?
727
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,208
Are you set?
728
00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:31,946
Let's rock!
729
00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:43,157
Bye-bye, bitches!
730
00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:50,532
Let's go, let's go.
731
00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:54,068
Come on. Let's go.
732
00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,172
See you fuckers
in the next life.
733
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,208
Smile for the camera, thug life.
734
00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:08,382
Oh, no!
735
00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:15,256
Everyone stay ready, stay alert.
736
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,859
Hey, guys, do you smell that?
737
00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:31,739
Harris!
738
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:33,908
Stay back, don't go near him!
739
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:42,349
Hell yeah!
740
00:44:42,483 --> 00:44:44,685
Here we go! Here we go!
741
00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:47,589
On my word, everyone on him.
742
00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,156
Smile!
743
00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:50,625
Hey, man, keep that
fucking camera out of my face!
744
00:44:50,758 --> 00:44:51,992
Just doing my job, chump.
745
00:45:11,478 --> 00:45:14,882
Come on, Cool Hand.
You got it.
746
00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:16,884
Kill this motherfucker!
747
00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:23,023
-Hold him! Hold him!
-Hit him, hit him!
748
00:45:25,694 --> 00:45:27,161
Hold him. Hold him.
749
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,820
Hey, Nero.
Hold for focus, would you?
750
00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:00,294
Come on!
751
00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:03,831
Come on!
752
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,043
And now,a message from our sponsor.
753
00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:27,656
Pretty boy narc
can't do it, can he?
754
00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,123
Yeah, he can.
755
00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:31,859
Come on, Luke.
756
00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:38,533
Take it.
757
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:51,945
Good job, Genghis.
758
00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:54,181
Luke, you okay?
759
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,552
Yeah.
760
00:46:57,686 --> 00:46:59,420
And here we go.
761
00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,857
Told you he wasn't gonna do it.
762
00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:08,630
Bender, showing some hesitation.
763
00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:10,164
Fuck this.
764
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:15,402
Brutal finishing move
765
00:47:15,537 --> 00:47:18,372
by multiple murderer
Tanker Lee Jones.
766
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:21,942
Don't fuck this up for me,
Marine.
767
00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,247
The tides could be
turning here, Joe.
768
00:47:40,461 --> 00:47:41,563
I feel cold.
769
00:47:42,597 --> 00:47:44,965
You want my help,
you pick up the goddamn pace.
770
00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:47,201
I'm going
as fast as I can, asshole.
771
00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:49,504
You afraid of the dark, K-Town?
772
00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,238
No, man.
773
00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:53,508
This reminds me of times I used
to play in my parents' mortuary.
774
00:47:53,775 --> 00:47:55,209
No wonder you're in here.
775
00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:57,378
My sister used to
turn off all the lights.
776
00:47:57,512 --> 00:48:00,314
Spin me in a circle,
made me count to ten.
777
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:03,117
Yep, I'd just feel around
until I'd find my way out.
778
00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:08,455
Sometimes I'd find a corpse,
sometimes I'd find my sister.
779
00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,357
So, if you found a corpse,
780
00:48:10,491 --> 00:48:12,794
does that mean
that you won or you lost.
781
00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:14,662
Well, it kind of depends.
782
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:16,096
Why is that?
783
00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:18,165
Uh...
784
00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:22,737
no one here is wearing
a steampunk cosplay, are they?
785
00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,104
Get back!
786
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,543
Ooh!
787
00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,040
He's all yours.
788
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,010
Fuck. Fuck.
789
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,182
Good luck, buddy.
790
00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,401
Oh, shit. Oh, sh-- No, no, no!
791
00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,845
I saw tech like this.
792
00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:39,714
The thing about
heavy doses of adrenaline...
793
00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:42,817
is there's always a quick crash.
794
00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,101
-He's dead.
-Good.
795
00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,170
Less backs to watch.
796
00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:06,139
Every one of us that goes down,
hurts the team.
797
00:50:06,273 --> 00:50:07,274
The team, huh?
798
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,544
Yeah, the team.
799
00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:15,650
Listen, if you want to
live through this,
800
00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,017
we have to work together.
801
00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,019
Just follow my lead.
802
00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:21,890
Says the motherfucker
who couldn't kill Nero.
803
00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:25,225
Why the fuck are we even
listening to this Marine?
804
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,160
He is not one of us.
805
00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:30,532
You really expect us
to believe your ass is out here
806
00:50:30,665 --> 00:50:32,332
looking out for the rest of us?
807
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,402
We're murderers, thieves.
808
00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,505
You're a stupid jarhead
who took the fall for someone
809
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:39,172
who's out living it up
at your expense.
810
00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,141
You're here getting
your shit pushed in.
811
00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,044
I was a sacrifice
for national fucking security.
812
00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,412
Couldn't let it get out
813
00:50:45,547 --> 00:50:46,648
that the president
was easily reached.
814
00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:49,717
I hate to be the harbinger
of bad news, but...
815
00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:52,419
the whole fucking world
knows now.
816
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,658
Sounds like
you failed your mission...
817
00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,693
Marine.
818
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,696
How about this?
819
00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:05,132
Us lifers,
we'll stick together...
820
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,502
and you can fuck off.
821
00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:24,786
Hang me now.
822
00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:49,911
Are you still with me?
823
00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,379
Bender,
clearly preparing to give
824
00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:55,083
our home audience
a motivational speech.
825
00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:59,119
I said, are you with me?
826
00:51:59,554 --> 00:52:00,420
Yeah!
827
00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,131
-Yo!
-Fuck yeah.
828
00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:12,800
Let's do it, Bender!
829
00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:14,902
Let's get some.
830
00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,481
Major props to
the producers, man.
831
00:52:27,615 --> 00:52:29,449
I mean,
I never saw this one coming.
832
00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:48,636
Enough.
833
00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:54,842
Motherfucker.
834
00:52:54,976 --> 00:52:56,811
Oh, Jesus.
835
00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,784
You did good.
836
00:53:34,882 --> 00:53:36,316
Oh, my God!
837
00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:38,686
-Oh, my God.
-Come on.
838
00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:43,791
Yeah!
839
00:53:57,839 --> 00:54:00,074
You're a bad
motherfucker, Marine.
840
00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:11,519
So, if, like,
Bender is innocent,
841
00:54:11,652 --> 00:54:13,087
does that mean,
like, there's more hot guys
842
00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:14,222
in jail like that?
843
00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,557
Well, if Bender lives,
844
00:54:16,691 --> 00:54:18,192
if he-- if he gets
an action figure,
845
00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:20,728
can Comic Con book him
so I can get it signed maybe?
846
00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:24,966
I mean, if he's innocent,
why not just let him out now?
847
00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:26,667
Due process.
848
00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,636
All that pent up aggression
we accumulate during the week?
849
00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,571
I can't think of
a better outlet for it.
850
00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:33,508
Reminds me that time
I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu.
851
00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,843
This one-two punch combo,
the teamwork.
852
00:54:35,977 --> 00:54:37,612
It's a rare thing
in the world today.
853
00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:38,913
Yo, I'm gonna one-two punch you
854
00:54:39,046 --> 00:54:40,748
if you don't let me
rock the mic.
855
00:54:40,882 --> 00:54:42,349
It's the most fascinating study
of the human condition
856
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,819
since, well,
the advent of social media.
857
00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,788
I actually got into
the ring myself recently.
858
00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,523
I'm not going to say
I'm a pro or anything,
859
00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,124
but I definitely learned
a thing or two about myself.
860
00:54:50,258 --> 00:54:52,960
I saw some pretty crazy shit
out on the battlefield.
861
00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:54,228
I gotta tell you,
862
00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:55,630
nothing compares
to what I see here.
863
00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:57,397
Yeah, that says
a lot about you, though.
864
00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:59,466
Dealing with kids all day,
I mean,
865
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,569
sometimes I just want to
fuck some shit up.
866
00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:03,104
You know what I'm saying?
867
00:55:03,237 --> 00:55:04,471
I totally understand.
868
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,541
I did get hit
in the head pretty bad.
869
00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:07,942
Mom said
I wasn't the same after that,
870
00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:09,610
- can you believe it?
- Oh, wow.
871
00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:11,913
I get up, I go down the garage
872
00:55:12,046 --> 00:55:14,347
and I just unload
on that heavy bag.
873
00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,584
Bender was the surprise
of the season,
874
00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:17,952
but that doesn't mean
he's going to keep up
875
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,554
-this winning streak.
-That's true.
876
00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:21,388
Look, I don't care who wins.
877
00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:22,957
What I want to see
is all the bloodshed,
878
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,859
grade-A type of stuff
on screen tonight.
879
00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,894
-That's all I care about.
-Okay, nice.
880
00:55:27,028 --> 00:55:29,163
Okay, great, amazing.
Thank you, guys.
881
00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:51,118
"Death, be not proud,
882
00:55:51,252 --> 00:55:54,088
for some have called you
mighty and dreadful...
883
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:56,657
for thou art not so."
884
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,693
Do you know where that's from?
885
00:55:59,426 --> 00:56:00,661
No.
886
00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:02,330
It's a sonnet.
887
00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:05,299
"Death, Be Not Proud",
888
00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,500
written in the 1600s.
889
00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:12,907
"For rest and sleep...
890
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:17,879
for thou picture
be much pleasure,
891
00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:21,115
for thee, much more must flow."
892
00:56:21,249 --> 00:56:23,851
That's my favorite passage.
893
00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:25,853
It gets me through my job.
894
00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:28,488
How about you, Domino?
895
00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:32,026
I don't understand the question.
896
00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,096
I know you wouldn't.
897
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,267
All that cunning that you had...
898
00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:43,137
all that precision, gone...
899
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:45,573
with a single injection.
900
00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:48,109
Such a shame.
901
00:56:53,514 --> 00:56:55,049
Yeah?
902
00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,519
Pretty incredible, isn't it?
903
00:56:58,953 --> 00:57:01,122
I don't know why
I didn't think of this sooner.
904
00:57:07,295 --> 00:57:09,330
I think it's a beautiful idea.
905
00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:12,700
Our own universe
of streaming programming.
906
00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:19,273
Let's not jump to conclusions.
907
00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:22,343
I'm pretty sure he'll give
a big "fuck you" to that idea.
908
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,518
Well, don't forget
my executive producer credit.
909
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,454
He fucking swung and boom!
910
00:57:34,588 --> 00:57:36,090
Knocked Meat Wagon the fuck out.
911
00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,726
Shit, man, he hit that floor
like a dollar store hooker.
912
00:57:38,859 --> 00:57:40,161
Okay, K-Town.
913
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,929
The fuck you know
about dollar store hookers?
914
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,464
I thought
you stuck to the penny saver.
915
00:57:44,598 --> 00:57:46,600
Dollar store's
a little too classy.
916
00:57:48,202 --> 00:57:49,370
I got Y1,500.
917
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,642
Cheer up, my ninja.
918
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,944
Ninja, you're, like,
one step closer to freedom.
919
00:57:57,912 --> 00:58:00,247
Yeah, brother man. Bring it in.
920
00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:03,551
Bring it in. Come on.
921
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,554
-Boom!
-Yes! Yeah!
922
00:58:07,154 --> 00:58:08,488
Good job, guys.
923
00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:09,924
Hey Boggs. Oh, man.
924
00:58:10,057 --> 00:58:11,759
I need you to get me
something for my back.
925
00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:13,127
You know, 'cause I'm carrying
the whole fucking team.
926
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,362
You know I'm saying?
927
00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,365
I hate to interrupt
your little celebration here.
928
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,133
Producers want to
see you upstairs.
929
00:58:19,266 --> 00:58:20,568
-All of us?
-Yep.
930
00:58:20,701 --> 00:58:22,370
Shit. Him, too?
931
00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,171
Unfortunately, yes.
932
00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:26,574
-Why?
-Big night.
933
00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:28,609
- It's time to celebrate.
- Serious?
934
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:30,945
-Us?
-In restraints.
935
00:58:31,078 --> 00:58:33,681
Don't get excited
and don't forget,
936
00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:35,783
you've got an explosive
in your head.
937
00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:38,085
At least we'll die happy.
938
00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,622
Five minutes. Be ready.
939
00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:44,558
You know what this means, right?
940
00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:46,660
Dude, we're going to
have fucking pussy
941
00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,962
lined up for miles.
942
00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,663
We're, like,
fucking rockstars now.
943
00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,599
Oh, shit, even fucking Bill's
gonna get laid.
944
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:53,300
Oh, shit, man!
945
00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:10,084
-Hold up, hold up, hold up.
-What?
946
00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:12,153
Not sure
who let you out of the sewer,
947
00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,622
but this is VIP only.
948
00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,924
You must not be
up on current events.
949
00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,060
We are VIP.
950
00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:21,062
It's invitation only.
951
00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,364
Well, we have one of those.
952
00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:24,999
Yeah? Who invited you?
953
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,867
The man.
954
00:59:28,602 --> 00:59:29,703
Hey, fuckface.
955
00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:32,173
Don't you know?
We're special guests.
956
00:59:34,675 --> 00:59:36,777
Okay, then. Enjoy your evening.
957
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,685
Hi, guys. Welcome.
958
00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:47,455
-Hello.
-May I offer you a drink?
959
00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,356
Suck my pulse with a straw, yes!
960
00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:50,559
Or two?
961
00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:52,593
Oh, yeah,.
962
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,329
Oh.
Oh, they're twins.
963
00:59:55,463 --> 00:59:57,098
-Oh, yeah.
-Follow me.
964
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,501
They'll
965
01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:02,903
explosive chips in our necks
966
01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:04,405
and then
we can take off our cuffs.
967
01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:07,274
Not everyone is as well-behaved
as we are, right?
968
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,579
I think they want you
to mingle a little bit.
969
01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,979
You two, come with me.
970
01:00:14,682 --> 01:00:16,350
Hey.
971
01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:20,754
There he is.
The man of the hour.
972
01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,859
Get over here,
you badass son of a bitch.
973
01:00:25,426 --> 01:00:26,528
Wait a minute.
974
01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,963
You're telling me
you've met this guy before?
975
01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:30,898
Unfortunately.
976
01:00:36,237 --> 01:00:37,539
Pull up a chair, Luke.
977
01:00:37,905 --> 01:00:39,640
I'll have one of the girls
grab you a drink.
978
01:00:39,773 --> 01:00:42,209
If I can,
I'd like to pass that offer
979
01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,677
over to my friend.
980
01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:48,849
What'll you have, boss?
981
01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:52,319
Mint julep.
982
01:00:54,523 --> 01:00:55,923
Candy.
983
01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:58,560
Yes, sir?
984
01:00:58,926 --> 01:01:01,162
Two mint juleps for my man here.
985
01:01:01,295 --> 01:01:02,863
Coming right up.
986
01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:10,104
Pretty impressive showing
out there tonight.
987
01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:11,872
You're the new fan favorite.
988
01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,841
Well, it's fight or die.
989
01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:18,145
Well, you'll thank me
for that someday.
990
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,349
If my fiancée and her father
are still alive...
991
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:24,385
I might.
992
01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:28,289
Your team is made up
993
01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:31,125
of people convicted
in a court of law.
994
01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:34,295
It must be
a real moral conflict for you,
995
01:01:34,428 --> 01:01:36,130
protecting
the scum of the earth,
996
01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:39,133
while you sit in here
just for doing your duty.
997
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,802
Who says
they're the scum of the earth?
998
01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:47,875
I didn't know you Marines had
such a good sense of humor.
999
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:51,045
I thought it was all oorah
and Semper Fi.
1000
01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,615
Which reminds me...
1001
01:01:54,248 --> 01:01:56,850
what do you plan to do
for work once you're free?
1002
01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,753
If I'm free.
1003
01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:03,057
Well, maybe
I can help with that.
1004
01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:06,927
But not now. Enjoy the night.
1005
01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:09,797
If you're interested
in hearing about
1006
01:02:09,930 --> 01:02:11,765
an opportunity that's come up,
1007
01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,968
meet me in the green room later.
1008
01:02:20,074 --> 01:02:21,509
And, Bender...
1009
01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:25,079
this is entertainment.
1010
01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:27,081
That's all it is.
1011
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,108
Hi, guys.
1012
01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,411
So it's this, then?
1013
01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,480
Just doing our job, Jake.
1014
01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:00,914
Yep.
1015
01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,362
What's up, champ?
1016
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,899
You should have taken
that drink.
1017
01:03:23,971 --> 01:03:26,641
My inbox is blowing up
with new sponsors.
1018
01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:28,208
The network wants to move
1019
01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:31,812
next week's follow-up episode
to the weekend.
1020
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:35,382
The problem is, you're good.
1021
01:03:35,883 --> 01:03:37,151
A little too good.
1022
01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:40,888
The network's talking
about creating a spin-off
1023
01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:42,657
centered around you.
1024
01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:46,160
I made a promise
to my mother before she died
1025
01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,663
not to let
her pride and joy go under.
1026
01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:52,499
Of course, by pride and joy,
she meant the company.
1027
01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:55,135
Not me.
1028
01:03:57,938 --> 01:03:59,607
It was Arena Wars that saved it.
1029
01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,109
It saved the company.
1030
01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:04,144
It saved me.
1031
01:04:04,612 --> 01:04:05,879
It saved my legacy.
1032
01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:08,115
You tell them I said no.
1033
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:09,551
And fuck you.
1034
01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,885
Well, you see,
even if you said yes,
1035
01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,921
this shows me
they're looking elsewhere.
1036
01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:17,759
I can't have my saving grace
also be my downfall.
1037
01:04:18,693 --> 01:04:21,629
So, you're going to
kill me then?
1038
01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,365
No.
1039
01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:28,469
Hell, I can't even handicap you,
that'd be too obvious.
1040
01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,939
But what's the one thing
that's kept you going
1041
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,941
the whole time
you've been locked up?
1042
01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:37,612
You don't need to answer,
as we already know.
1043
01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,482
The call's from your former
commanding officer,
1044
01:04:41,616 --> 01:04:44,985
who is also father
of the love of your life
1045
01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:47,020
and a father figure to you.
1046
01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,999
What is this? This--
1047
01:05:01,068 --> 01:05:04,539
Your fiancée
and father-in-law are dead.
1048
01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,206
Five years ago.
1049
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:08,576
Hit by a drunk driver
on Christmas Day.
1050
01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:10,512
Killed instantly.
1051
01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:14,982
You're lying. He talks to me.
1052
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,452
It's a deep fake.
1053
01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:20,921
Fuck you!
1054
01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:32,499
with those
two cocktail waitresses
1055
01:05:32,634 --> 01:05:34,968
- from the party.
- party.
1056
01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:38,740
Luke?
1057
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:40,941
- Luke.
- Hey, brother.
1058
01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:43,845
You all right?
1059
01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,245
Come on, let's get up.
1060
01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:47,214
Let's get out of here.
1061
01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,416
- You all right?
- I'm fine.
1062
01:05:51,452 --> 01:05:53,053
I'm going to get him, Khan.
1063
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,860
These sure don't look
like they came
1064
01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:00,494
from the hits
he took on the show.
1065
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,630
We've been sparring.
1066
01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:05,098
Then how come
you two don't have any bruises?
1067
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,201
'Cause we're badasses
that don't get hit.
1068
01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:09,537
I guess that's a better excuse
1069
01:06:09,671 --> 01:06:11,739
than saying
you fell down some stairs.
1070
01:06:13,908 --> 01:06:15,175
What's going on?
1071
01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,513
Found him in the green room,
knocked out.
1072
01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:21,181
Luke.
1073
01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,250
Marine!
1074
01:06:24,853 --> 01:06:26,119
You with me?
1075
01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:32,359
Fuck. Fuck.
1076
01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,464
I'm-- I'm fine.
1077
01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:41,401
Thank you, Hopkins.
I'll take it from here.
1078
01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:45,707
All right, what happened?
1079
01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,476
I cut myself shaving.
1080
01:06:50,077 --> 01:06:51,478
That's bullshit.
1081
01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:54,549
Belladonna doesn't get
involved in matches
1082
01:06:54,682 --> 01:06:56,784
unless there's something
going down.
1083
01:06:58,252 --> 01:07:00,120
So, again, what's going on?
1084
01:07:05,593 --> 01:07:08,462
He says the network
wants to offer me a spinoff.
1085
01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:10,665
Wait, how's that a bad thing?
1086
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,567
He thinks I'm a threat to him.
1087
01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,737
This sounds like
some paranoid bullshit to me.
1088
01:07:16,203 --> 01:07:18,305
If there's one thing
I know about that man,
1089
01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:19,674
you don't mess with his money.
1090
01:07:19,807 --> 01:07:21,241
I'm not a killer,
1091
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,844
or whatever it is
he wants me to be.
1092
01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:24,244
I'm a soldier.
1093
01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:27,281
-That's it?
-Yeah.
1094
01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:30,050
I don't think so.
1095
01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:33,420
You look like someone
whose heart's been ripped out
1096
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:35,222
and crushed in front of them.
1097
01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:38,191
See that a lot in here.
1098
01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:44,632
Weekly calls
that I've been getting...
1099
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,435
from my would-be
father-in-law were never real.
1100
01:07:53,273 --> 01:07:55,175
He and my fiancée...
1101
01:07:57,277 --> 01:07:59,747
died five years ago.
1102
01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,850
And I was never told.
1103
01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,623
Sorry, man.
1104
01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,228
This-- that's the only thing
1105
01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,764
that's kept me going in here.
1106
01:08:18,967 --> 01:08:20,233
Every day.
1107
01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:26,139
All these fucking years.
1108
01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:30,545
Fuck!
1109
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,181
Luke. Listen to me.
1110
01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,317
We're in this together. Okay?
1111
01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,587
You got us.
1112
01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,321
All of us.
1113
01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:43,758
-We're family.
-Don't worry.
1114
01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:51,231
Let's show him what pain is.
1115
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:52,934
Damn right.
1116
01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:06,547
Wow. Hey.
1117
01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,449
Wow, this is a surprise.
1118
01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:12,854
What brings you down
from your supervillain lair?
1119
01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:15,155
Funny.
1120
01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,891
Remember that material
for the air.
1121
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,628
Somehow I don't think you came
down here to tell me that.
1122
01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:22,496
Just a little wellness visit.
1123
01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:25,365
How are you and Moses
feeling lately?
1124
01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:28,836
Well, you know, um,
I got really high cholesterol.
1125
01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:32,339
And Moses, unfortunately,
has a heart murmur.
1126
01:09:34,142 --> 01:09:35,777
Seriously, what's on your mind?
1127
01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,745
Listen.
1128
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:42,116
Whatever happens tonight,
don't stop the show.
1129
01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:43,584
Keep it going.
1130
01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:47,689
What he's saying is,
no matter what you see...
1131
01:09:48,623 --> 01:09:50,091
the show must go on.
1132
01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:53,594
I get it.
Don't have to tell me twice.
1133
01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:56,130
Thanks, chief.
1134
01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:03,370
I increased
the dosage quite a bit.
1135
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:05,840
A handful of mental sedatives
1136
01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:08,275
whose names you wouldn't be
able to pronounce.
1137
01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:11,079
They'll be sitting pretty
for quite a while.
1138
01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:12,980
Domino.
1139
01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:15,917
Hey. Don't forget.
1140
01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,655
Yes.
1141
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:27,427
Welcome back
to another episode of...
1142
01:10:28,196 --> 01:10:29,564
Arena Wars!
1143
01:10:29,697 --> 01:10:31,899
I love when we do that.
1144
01:10:32,365 --> 01:10:33,735
This special episode
will feature
1145
01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:35,903
the return
of our first contestants
1146
01:10:36,037 --> 01:10:39,073
to last more than one week
in five seasons.
1147
01:10:39,207 --> 01:10:40,608
And don't forget Luke Bender,
1148
01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:44,145
former Marine and the first
innocent contestant
1149
01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:46,614
in the history of the show.
1150
01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,649
Here it is. Here it is.
1151
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,889
- Yes!
- Another one down!
1152
01:10:55,957 --> 01:10:58,593
-Lucky shot.
-Oh, lucky my ass, man.
1153
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,995
Teamwork makes the dream work,
, all right?
1154
01:11:02,196 --> 01:11:04,431
I see people come in here
one night, get lucky,
1155
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,733
come back for the next show,
1156
01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:07,802
get wiped out in
the first ten seconds.
1157
01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:09,604
Sounds like you have a bad
judge of character, my friend.
1158
01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:11,839
The only person getting
lucky tonight is your mom.
1159
01:11:15,510 --> 01:11:17,078
See you now. Bye-bye.
1160
01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:18,411
Oh.
1161
01:11:20,081 --> 01:11:22,049
I wonder how much money
that , man.
1162
01:11:24,252 --> 01:11:25,253
Let's go.
1163
01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,645
When we first saw these guys,
1164
01:11:50,778 --> 01:11:53,080
I didn't think
a damn thing about them.
1165
01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:54,782
A bunch of sad sack losers.
1166
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,350
And now I actually think
they have a chance
1167
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,520
to win the whole thing,
you know?
1168
01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,522
But I've been wrong before too.
1169
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,542
I know
everyone's going crazy
1170
01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:23,277
for Luke Bender, but Minty?
1171
01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,713
Now that is a real man.
1172
01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:30,918
They got us a dope-ass
theme song and everything.
1173
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:32,920
Hell yeah.
1174
01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:35,623
You ever thought
you'd be a celebrity, K-Town?
1175
01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:38,559
Not unless you count
the evening news.
1176
01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:41,729
Shit, I've missed this stuff.
1177
01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:49,804
Oh, yeah.
1178
01:12:50,605 --> 01:12:52,405
All that's missing is the crowd.
1179
01:12:53,608 --> 01:12:54,909
I need the energy.
1180
01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:02,550
Luke Bender.Nice to meet you, babe.
1181
01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,185
I'm Holly Daze.
1182
01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:07,955
Tell us, how are you feelingabout tonight's showdown?
1183
01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:14,161
I, um...
1184
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,066
First I should probably, uh...
1185
01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:21,936
thank the producers...
1186
01:13:23,371 --> 01:13:26,807
for this incredible opportunity.
1187
01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:32,346
for the hype, right?
1188
01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,982
Not disappointthe viewers at home.
1189
01:13:35,116 --> 01:13:36,483
That's right.
1190
01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:41,088
When I fight,I'm not fighting for money.
1191
01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,759
I'm fighting for you.
1192
01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:57,437
Why don't you go down and check
on Holly Daze's dressing room?
1193
01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,041
Some commotion going on
down there.
1194
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,842
What? Again?
1195
01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,189
Are you ready?
1196
01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:19,961
I said, are you ready?
1197
01:14:20,628 --> 01:14:23,764
Then let's fucking do this!
1198
01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:31,038
Go back! Back!
1199
01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:36,744
Anyone got a plan?
1200
01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,412
Sun Tzu. Art of War.
1201
01:14:38,546 --> 01:14:40,014
Old school
guerrilla warfare tactics.
1202
01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:41,749
I'll take
that, brother.
1203
01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:44,118
If you run
and dodge.
1204
01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,619
Sounds easy enough.
1205
01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,521
Just keep moving,
confuse him and ambush, got it?
1206
01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:49,724
- Got it.
- Come on, you fucker!
1207
01:15:15,282 --> 01:15:18,252
Yes! Yes!
That's the one right there.
1208
01:15:19,553 --> 01:15:20,921
Against the rules to celebrate?
1209
01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:23,824
-It's not against the rules.
-I wasn't asking.
1210
01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:29,964
I'm fucking dying.
1211
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:38,973
Listen, uh,
on a serious note now, um...
1212
01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:44,278
A word from our sponsors.
1213
01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:54,188
Breathe through it.
Stay with me.
1214
01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,225
This is my fault.
1215
01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:00,828
I caused it.
1216
01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,064
I put you here.
1217
01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:04,298
Don't be sorry.
1218
01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:09,904
Just glad
that I got to spend the day...
1219
01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:15,643
side by side with all of you.
1220
01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:23,350
Stay with me.
1221
01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:26,587
It's okay.
1222
01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:53,447
Minty, look at me.
1223
01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:55,716
I'm sorry.
1224
01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:59,854
I am so goddamn sorry,
but we have to keep moving.
1225
01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:03,023
You gotta keep moving.
1226
01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:05,527
You can do this. All right?
1227
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,828
Come on. Come on.
1228
01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:09,330
Come.
1229
01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:34,321
We must be , huh?
1230
01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:36,790
Yeah, we must be.
1231
01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,360
Hey.
1232
01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:41,962
You going to be all right?
1233
01:17:43,632 --> 01:17:44,899
You good?
1234
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,404
As good as I can be.
1235
01:17:52,072 --> 01:17:53,174
You?
1236
01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:57,845
-Same.
-Hey, Billie.
1237
01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,447
Hey. You okay?
1238
01:18:00,582 --> 01:18:01,916
Yeah.
1239
01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,717
Yeah.
1240
01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:05,587
How long do you think we've got?
1241
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,422
Not long.
Maybe another 10, 15 seconds.
1242
01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:09,823
We need to be ready.
1243
01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:13,994
No more fucking surprises.
1244
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,131
Yeah. It's go time.
1245
01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:00,575
It's bad. It's bad.
1246
01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:18,826
Over here.
1247
01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:22,757
Hey, hey, hey.
1248
01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:25,259
You're okay, you're okay.
1249
01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:27,895
Billie-- Billie stop! Stop!
Billie, Billie, Billie.
1250
01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:30,097
He's done. He's done.
1251
01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,399
It passes, okay? It passes.
1252
01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:34,134
Are you all right?
1253
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,706
Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck.
1254
01:20:38,238 --> 01:20:40,140
I've been hit harder
than that fighting.
1255
01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:43,377
I'm good. I'm good.
1256
01:20:45,814 --> 01:20:46,980
Wow.
1257
01:20:47,114 --> 01:20:48,482
That-- that's a twist
right there.
1258
01:20:48,616 --> 01:20:50,685
I just got a text that
the odds on Luke Bender
1259
01:20:50,819 --> 01:20:53,053
are going through the roof
in Vegas right now.
1260
01:20:56,558 --> 01:20:58,492
So,
when does round three start?
1261
01:20:58,626 --> 01:20:59,927
Fuck, I don't know, man.
1262
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:01,495
That fucking asshole
caught me off guard.
1263
01:21:02,229 --> 01:21:05,065
All right, guys, we got to move.
We have to finish this.
1264
01:21:06,233 --> 01:21:08,202
You lead the way, badass.
1265
01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:10,003
Thanks.
1266
01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,373
Okay, let's go.
1267
01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:28,656
Welcome to the party.
1268
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,569
Be ready, guys. Just be ready.
1269
01:21:53,247 --> 01:21:55,517
You're ours, motherfucker.
1270
01:22:12,232 --> 01:22:13,300
This is for Carl.
1271
01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,546
Oh! Oh, my God!
1272
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,981
Is that her? Cutie Pie!
1273
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,467
Yes!
1274
01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:26,908
- Here, kitty, kitty.
- Meow. Come on.
1275
01:23:35,282 --> 01:23:36,784
On the house, remember?
1276
01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,424
That's it.
1277
01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:48,328
How-- how long
do they take to kick in?
1278
01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,430
They're super fast-acting.
1279
01:23:51,298 --> 01:23:52,600
There you go.
1280
01:23:58,907 --> 01:24:00,140
There you go, there you go.
1281
01:24:03,678 --> 01:24:07,515
Three, two, one.
1282
01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:09,717
Now.
1283
01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:46,688
Get the axe!
1284
01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:49,423
Get the axe!
1285
01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:05,807
Come on!
1286
01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:09,711
No. No! No!
1287
01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:12,680
No!
1288
01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:18,452
Something's wrong.
1289
01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:21,689
Yeah, the stupid one
handed something to Bender.
1290
01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:24,324
Wonder how that got
past security.
1291
01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:26,226
Any ideas?
1292
01:25:30,665 --> 01:25:31,733
Domino?
1293
01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,168
Yes?
1294
01:25:36,004 --> 01:25:37,572
No, don't!
1295
01:25:38,205 --> 01:25:40,307
-Please!
-What?
1296
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:41,976
Please!
1297
01:25:42,110 --> 01:25:43,477
Talk!
1298
01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:45,847
You took your dose, right?
1299
01:25:46,246 --> 01:25:48,315
I was in the room
with you, but--
1300
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,817
I always do.
1301
01:25:51,251 --> 01:25:52,687
Yes or no?
1302
01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:54,622
Yes.
1303
01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,223
I took the dose.
1304
01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:59,159
If you're telling the truth,
1305
01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:00,360
then you wouldn't mind
providing us
1306
01:26:00,494 --> 01:26:02,362
with a blood sample, would you?
1307
01:26:02,997 --> 01:26:04,364
Of course not.
1308
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:07,200
I'm always willing to comply.
1309
01:26:09,369 --> 01:26:11,271
She hesitated.
1310
01:26:14,207 --> 01:26:15,543
Talk!
1311
01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,512
They dose us.
1312
01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:19,914
None of us want to be here!
1313
01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:22,249
You see that?
1314
01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:24,418
You're telling this
to the world.
1315
01:26:25,787 --> 01:26:28,221
I think you've forgotten
how much you owe me.
1316
01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:30,525
I don't owe you anything.
1317
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:32,960
You'd have died in the arena.
1318
01:26:33,094 --> 01:26:34,394
You owe me your life.
1319
01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:37,330
This is no life.
1320
01:26:45,573 --> 01:26:47,775
What were you in for again?
1321
01:26:50,144 --> 01:26:51,512
Oh, that's right.
1322
01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:54,649
You were a hired killer.
A sniper.
1323
01:26:55,616 --> 01:26:57,819
Thought you'd have at least
examined your own weapon.
1324
01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:09,797
Please don't kill me.
1325
01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:14,035
Oh, I'm not going to kill you.
1326
01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:16,604
That would be a waste of talent.
1327
01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,707
I'm just going to transfer you.
1328
01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:26,814
Back to the arena.
1329
01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,690
Who doses you?
1330
01:27:36,256 --> 01:27:37,558
Who doses you?
1331
01:27:41,394 --> 01:27:44,232
Talk!
1332
01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,336
Get your ass over there.
1333
01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:54,041
Welcome to sudden death.
1334
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,249
-Let him go.
-We're still on the air, Luke.
1335
01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:04,384
What kind of show
would that be for the audience?
1336
01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:07,755
You force these people
to be on your kill squad.
1337
01:28:08,756 --> 01:28:11,025
Just like you forced me
to be on your show.
1338
01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:12,392
Well, it's hard to keep
1339
01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:14,061
a steady flow
of willing participants
1340
01:28:14,195 --> 01:28:15,395
when death's part of the deal.
1341
01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:18,398
I said let him go.
1342
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,569
Don't worry about me, brother.
He's going to kill me--
1343
01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:23,004
Quiet!
1344
01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:24,739
Spoilers.
1345
01:28:24,872 --> 01:28:27,241
You shoot him and then what?
1346
01:28:27,608 --> 01:28:29,409
We find out
if you're really a killer.
1347
01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:31,979
No.
1348
01:28:32,113 --> 01:28:33,848
Don't tell me you never killed
a man in battle.
1349
01:28:34,314 --> 01:28:36,884
And don't tell me
you didn't feel a rush from it.
1350
01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:38,052
This isn't war.
1351
01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:40,353
The audience is bloodthirsty,
1352
01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:41,923
and you gave them
what they wanted.
1353
01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:44,058
It's war.
1354
01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:45,793
What does that make you?
1355
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,830
You're the one
making the profit.
1356
01:28:50,097 --> 01:28:51,999
Like I said before, Luke.
1357
01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:55,603
This is entertainment.
1358
01:28:56,537 --> 01:28:57,905
That's all it is.
1359
01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:02,877
Luke.
1360
01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:05,046
It's time to go home.
1361
01:29:13,754 --> 01:29:15,723
Fuck yeah!
1362
01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:37,011
Jesus Christ,
I thought he'd never shut up.
1363
01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:39,947
Can we get
the fuck out of here now?
1364
01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:43,517
-No.
-Why?
1365
01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:46,087
-The chips in our heads.
-Fuck.
1366
01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:48,289
Don't worry about that.
1367
01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:51,525
Surprised you didn't recognize
military tech.
1368
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,635
Thank you.
1369
01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:02,536
Don't mention it.
1370
01:30:04,639 --> 01:30:06,473
How do we get out of here?
1371
01:30:07,575 --> 01:30:08,843
Follow me.
1372
01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:12,647
Man.
1373
01:30:13,915 --> 01:30:15,983
I could use some
mint juleps right about now.
1374
01:30:29,363 --> 01:30:30,665
I'm free.
1375
01:30:31,599 --> 01:30:34,501
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1376
01:30:34,635 --> 01:30:36,170
Arena Wars.
1377
01:30:36,304 --> 01:30:38,706
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1378
01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:41,776
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1379
01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:44,812
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1380
01:30:44,946 --> 01:30:48,115
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1381
01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:49,517
Arena Wars.
1382
01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:05,733
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1383
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:08,769
Arena Wars. Arena Wars.
1384
01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:34,362
So, uh, let me get this right,
1385
01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:37,665
you slept
with Thrustkill in 2030?
1386
01:31:38,032 --> 01:31:39,333
Why do you think?
1387
01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:42,837
You got a great outfit.
1388
01:31:42,970 --> 01:31:44,672
I heard that you, uh,
are a big fan of the show?
1389
01:31:44,805 --> 01:31:46,273
Is that-- is that true?
1390
01:31:46,407 --> 01:31:49,443
Not only a fan, but, you know,
I'm an employee also.
1391
01:31:49,577 --> 01:31:51,912
And I don't know
if you know this or not,
1392
01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:54,548
but I park about
five or six spaces
1393
01:31:54,682 --> 01:31:57,018
down from you every day.
1394
01:31:57,151 --> 01:31:58,853
You look a little nervous.
What-- what's the matter?
1395
01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:00,254
I ain't going to bite you.
1396
01:32:00,388 --> 01:32:01,889
I'm nervous
'cause I don't want to die!
1397
01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:03,724
Well, that's.
1398
01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:06,193
-Oh, I-- I can't.
-Why can't you?
1399
01:32:06,327 --> 01:32:08,629
Because they don't give us
the option.
1400
01:32:08,763 --> 01:32:10,798
Who-- who-- who-- who's they?
1401
01:32:10,931 --> 01:32:13,567
-They! The whole thing!
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1402
01:32:13,701 --> 01:32:16,103
I guess I'd be nervous too.
1403
01:32:16,237 --> 01:32:18,239
Hey, by the way, do you still
have the Heisman trophy?
1404
01:32:18,372 --> 01:32:21,375
I sold it on eBay.
1405
01:32:21,510 --> 01:32:22,610
Yeah.
1406
01:32:22,743 --> 01:32:25,613
Hey, buddy. I don't shake hands.
1407
01:32:25,746 --> 01:32:28,649
It's a crazy thing,
it's a bad habit, I know.
1408
01:32:28,783 --> 01:32:30,684
First off, I need to tell you.
I'm a big fan.
1409
01:32:30,818 --> 01:32:32,586
- Oh, thanks. Thanks.
- Thank you.
1410
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,088
That Hail Mary
in the fourth quarter
1411
01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:35,823
in that game
against the Raiders?
1412
01:32:35,956 --> 01:32:37,491
Absolutely beautiful.
1413
01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:39,760
Yeah, thanks a lot,
uh, thank you...
1414
01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:41,962
-Tank. It's fine.
-All right. Whatever.
1415
01:32:42,096 --> 01:32:43,364
What's the matter with you, son?
1416
01:32:43,798 --> 01:32:45,633
Uh, I'm on the camera with you?
1417
01:32:45,766 --> 01:32:47,268
Yeah,.
1418
01:32:49,904 --> 01:32:52,239
You ever hear the expression
"a deer in headlights"?
1419
01:32:52,373 --> 01:32:55,209
- You don't remember me?
- Oh. Should I?
1420
01:32:55,342 --> 01:32:56,877
Come on! Jimmy Magnus.
1421
01:32:57,011 --> 01:33:00,147
I'm the guy that took you
1422
01:33:00,281 --> 01:33:01,749
to the emergency ward,
1423
01:33:01,882 --> 01:33:04,785
stayed with you all night
after you tore your ACL.
1424
01:33:04,919 --> 01:33:07,955
Badass Jimmy Magnus.
1425
01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:13,928
Is it true that
1426
01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:16,197
you're an actual member
of the Yakuza?
1427
01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:21,402
If you win back your freedom,
what're you going to do?
1428
01:33:21,536 --> 01:33:22,636
You going to go back to Japan?
1429
01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:36,016
So, I hear that
you're actually related
1430
01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:38,252
-to one of our gladiators?
-That's right.
1431
01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:42,289
Master Blaster
and I are twin bros.
1432
01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:45,893
Always thought you threw
that last Super Bowl.
1433
01:33:46,026 --> 01:33:47,596
Excuse me, what was that?
1434
01:33:47,728 --> 01:33:49,497
I mean, if you don't want to
admit it,
1435
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:51,932
maybe we can meet
somewhere after and discuss it.
1436
01:33:52,066 --> 01:33:53,801
No, but I have a gun.
1437
01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:55,336
It's good to see you though.
1438
01:33:55,469 --> 01:33:57,037
I've been-- I've been hoping
you'd get me on here
1439
01:33:57,171 --> 01:33:59,440
once in a while,
or-- or once anyway.
1440
01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,142
-Here you are.
-Here I am.
1441
01:34:01,275 --> 01:34:02,877
Well, you know,
that's what happens
1442
01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:04,345
when you spend 10 years
getting your ass kicked
1443
01:34:04,478 --> 01:34:06,113
and then if you're lucky,
1444
01:34:06,247 --> 01:34:09,584
you end up being a commentator
on a talk show,
1445
01:34:09,717 --> 01:34:11,252
or the star of a cartoon,
1446
01:34:11,385 --> 01:34:14,556
or selling
some insurance policies.
1447
01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:21,295
I haven't seen
you guys for a while.
1448
01:34:21,428 --> 01:34:22,963
You're always
on the field, yeah?
1449
01:34:23,097 --> 01:34:25,032
Oh, we just came here
to pick up our checks.
1450
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:27,701
-You called us over here.
-They make you pick them up?
1451
01:34:30,271 --> 01:34:32,607
I figured you just get paid
electronically.
1452
01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:35,610
Well, the state pays us
electronically, but this--
1453
01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:37,646
Man, this is blood money,
come on.
1454
01:34:37,778 --> 01:34:39,880
Yeah. I know.
1455
01:34:40,414 --> 01:34:42,850
Yeah, yeah.
No, I get it, I understand.
1456
01:34:42,983 --> 01:34:44,151
Yeah, blood money is--
1457
01:34:44,285 --> 01:34:45,786
You know, I guess
in the long run
1458
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,054
it's all blood money.
1459
01:34:47,488 --> 01:34:49,591
I mean, how do you deal with it?
What's the difference?
1460
01:34:49,723 --> 01:34:52,561
Ethics, Samson. Ethics.
1461
01:34:52,693 --> 01:34:54,028
I agree with that.
1462
01:34:54,161 --> 01:34:55,296
Ethics.
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