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WHY DID YOU DO THAT? NO.
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WAIT. WHAT, WHAT...
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UH, UH...
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THINGS THAT FLY.
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UH... HMM...
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UH, THINGS THAT JUMP.
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UH, THINGS THAT
PLAY THE HARMONICA.
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UH, UH, COME ON, COME ON.
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UH, MY CELEBRITY STINKS.
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SHE'S GIVING ME LOUSY CLUES...
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OH.
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WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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THAT'S THE LAST TIME
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I EAT A WHOLE BOX OF STEAK-UMS
RIGHT BEFORE BED.
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OK, YOU'RE BAD.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD.
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YOU'RE A CORPORATE ANIMAL.
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OH, DAMN.
I MISSED FRAGGLE ROCK.
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OH, MISS HANNAH,
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST FALL
RIGHT INTO
MY BURNING RING OF FIRE?
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HEY, MOM, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING UP SO EARLY?
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I THOUGHT, UH, RETIRED PEOPLE
WERE SUPPOSED TO GET
AS MUCH SLEEP AS POSSIBLE.
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YOU KNOW, TO REST UP
FOR ALL THE CLAPPING
YOU GOTTA DO
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TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF.
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GLADYS, WERE YOU
SMOKING HEAVILY
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WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT
WITH CHRIS?
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CHRIS, YOUR FATHER
HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
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HE WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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WELL, SURE, DAD,
BUT I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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YOU KNOW, SON,
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
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WHEN YOU MOVED
OUT OF THE HOUSE
INTO THE GARAGE,
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THAT WAS A STEP
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
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BUT NOW,
YOUR MOTHER AND I FEEL LIKE
MAYBE YOU'RE IN A RUT.
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WE DON'T THINK
YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY
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AND WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
TURN INTO SOME KIND OF
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LOST SOUL.
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WELL, GOSH, MA,
YOU MAKE IT SOUND
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LIKE I AM GONNA START
SENDING FLOWERS
TO JODIE FOSTER OR SOMETHING.
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NOT JODIE FOSTER.
DARYL HANNAH.
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ALL RIGHT,
NOW WAIT A SECOND.
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I AM NOT OBSESSED
WITH DARYL HANNAH, OK?
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I JUST, HAPPEN TO BELIEVE
THAT SHE MAY VERY WELL
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BE ONE OF THE GREATEST
AMERICAN ACTRESSES
SINCE LILLIAN GISH.
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LOOK, MOM, DAD. JOURNALISM,
IT'S IN MY BLOOD, I...
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I LOVE THE THRILL OF IT,
THE EXCITEMENT OF IT,
THE... THE SMELL OF IT.
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THE DOWN AND DIRTY, STAGNANT,
STINKING, STENCH OF IT ALL.
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WELL, I CAN TELL
YOU TWO UNDERSTAND.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK, SON.
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MOTHER, FATHER, I AM OFF.
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
GLADYS.
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HIS BOSS SAYS
HE'S THE BEST MAN
FOR THE JOB.
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LARRY.
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LARRY?
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LARRY.
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WHO'S THAT?
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CHRIS, WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' HERE?
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LARRY, I'VE COME TO RESCUE YOU
FROM A GRUELING DAY
AT THE OFFICE,
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AND TAKE YOU OUT
ON A FUN-FILLED ADVENTURE.
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HEY, WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
GET OUT.
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LARRY, I AM DOING THIS
FOR YOU, PAL.
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THE RAT RACE, IT'S EATING
YOU UP ALIVE, BUDDY.
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CHRIS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE RAT RACE?
YOU'RE A PAPERBOY.
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HEY, I'M HEAD PAPERBOY, OK?
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I GOT 5 GUYS UNDER ME,
ALL RIGHT?
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AND WHEN THINGS GET TIGHT,
I CAN DO OTHER JOBS.
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LARRY, LOOK, THE POINT IS
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THERE'S NOTHING
MORE IMPORTANT IN LIFE
THAN FREE TIME.
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FORGET IT. LISTEN.
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THE LAST TIME WE WENT ON
ONE OF YOUR LITTLE ADVENTURES,
WE RAN OVER A PIG.
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NO. NO.
LARRY, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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AND IT WAS NOT A PIG.
IT WAS A BAG OF GARBAGE.
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IT WAS A PIG! A PIG!
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SHH!
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LARRY.
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LARRY, ARE YOU...
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
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UH, NO.
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UH, I'M FROM
THE WATER COMPANY, MA'AM.
UH...
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WE, UH, RELEASED
SOME MUSTARD SULFIDES
INTO THE WATER AND, UH,
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YOU KNOW, NOW WE'RE
WARNING PEOPLE NOT TO BATHE,
OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW,
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THEY'RE GOING TO
SMELL LIKE MUSTARD.
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HOW INTERESTING!
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LARRY, WHAT IS CHRIS PETERSON
DOING HERE?
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HE DELIVERED
OUR PAPER, HONEY.
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LOOK, HE IS NOT REQUIRED
TO DELIVER IT
INTO MY BEDROOM.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD
THE DOMINO'S BOY LAST WEEK.
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I SAID OUT!
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IT'S A JOKE.
WHAT DID I SAY? IT'S A JOKE.
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PETERSON,
YOU ARE SUCH A BRAT.
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YES.
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AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE ANYWAY?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT
SELLING SEEDS WITH
THE BOY SCOUTS OR SOMETHING?
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OH, OUCH, WHAT A ZINGER!
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OW! OW!
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WHAT AN INCREDIBLY SARCASTIC
AND RIGHT-TO-THE-HEART COMMENT
ABOUT MY LIFE.
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SHARON, YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES,
YOU'VE MATURED ME INSTANTLY.
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HEY, YOU GOT A NINTENDO.
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YEAH. THE POWER GLOVE TOO.
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LAWRENCE CANNOT
PLAY WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW, CHRIS.
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LARRY HAS A REAL JOB
HE'S GOT TO GET READY FOR.
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RIGHT, LAWRENCE?
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OH, SURE, I UNDERSTAND.
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HEY, LISTEN, UH, SHARON.
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I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.
UH, AHEM, A LITTLE GIFT.
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THIS IS THE NEW
VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG.
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UH, I'M DONE WITH IT.
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BUT I WENT AHEAD
AND I CIRCLED SOME ITEMS
IN HERE THAT, UH,
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WELL, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT.
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UNLESS OF COURSE,
YOU ARE MORE COMFORTABLE
WITH THE BURLAP-BAG LOOK.
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AND DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I REALLY THINK IT LOOKS
TERRIFIC ON YOU, BUT...
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CHRIS!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD...
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LET ME JUST SAY THIS
AS PRECISELY
AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
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OK.
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YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD.
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YES.
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YOU STILL LIVE
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
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YOU'RE LOSING YOUR HAIR.
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AND YOU'RE STUPID.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW, I THINK
THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS IT.
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NOW I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS
TO MAKE SOME COFFEE
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FOR LARRY.
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LARRY, I LOVE HER.
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SHE'S A DREAM.
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IF YOU EVER DIVORCE HER,
CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW,
BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO
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OK. YEAH, FINE. FINE.
GET IN THERE IF I COULD.
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CHRIS, COULD YOU
PLEASE TELL ME
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WHY YOU AND SHARON
HAVE TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME?
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GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE WE'RE FRUSTRATED
BECAUSE WE'RE SECRETLY
IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.
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BUT I DOUBT IT, LARRY.
I REALLY DOUBT IT.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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FORGET IT!
I CAN'T TAKE THE DAY OFF.
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THINGS ARE CRAZY
DOWN AT BUSHMAN AND SIMON.
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AND EVER SINCE OLD MAN SIMON,
GOT DRUNK AND RODE HIS HORSE
INTO THE MALL,
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WE'VE BEEN LOSING CUSTOMERS
RIGHT AND LEFT.
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NOW WE'RE UNDER THE GUN
TO COME UP WITH NEW CLIENTS
OR ELSE.
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I CAN'T JUST LIVE LIKE YOU
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AND HANG OUT
WITH WALLY AND THE BEAV
AND BUG MR. WILSON.
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OK, LARRY.
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BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
2 TICKETS
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TO THE FUNLAND
AMUSEMENT PARK, LARRY.
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AND, WELL,
THEY'RE UNVEILING TODAY
FOR THE FIRST TIME
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THE FIRST 360 DEGREE
SUPER ROLLERCOASTER
IN MINNESOTA, LARRY.
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LARRY,
IT'S THE HELL LOOP 2000.
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THE HELL LOOP 2000?
I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
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MMM-HMM.
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NO.
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NO WAY.
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I CAN'T JUST SKIP OFF
ON A WHIM WHENEVER I WANT,
I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES.
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IT REALLY DOES
A COMPLETE LOOP?
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UNCLE CHRIS!
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WRESTLE MANIA!
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WRESTLE MANIA.
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OH, HI, DADDY.
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
YOU WERE THERE.
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BOBBY AND I ARE GOING TO PLAY
WITH YOUR POWER GLOVE, OK?
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OK. FINE.
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"OK, FINE"?
WHAT AM I SAYING?
NO, IT'S NOT "OK, FINE."
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THIS IS MY NINTENDO!
UNDERSTAND ME?
MINE, MINE, MINE!
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GOSH, DAD,
DON'T BUST A BLOOD VESSEL
OVER IT.
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COME ON, BOBBY.
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OK, MAYBE I HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE TENSE LATELY.
AT LEAST WITH THE KIDS.
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LARRY, YOU'RE EXACTLY
THE PERSON THEY BUILT
THE HELL LOOP 2000 FOR.
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CHRIS, I CAN'T GO.
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EVEN IF I WANTED TO,
I CAN'T GET OUT OF WORK
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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OK, LEAVE THAT TO ME.
I'LL CALL YOUR OFFICE
AND PRETEND I'M YOU.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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NOW RELAX. LISTEN,
I'M A MASTER AT MIMICRY,
I'VE GOT YOU DOWN PERFECTLY.
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YEAH. HOW YOU DOIN'?
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THIS IS
LAWRENCE T. POTTER III.
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YEAH, WHO YOU BE?
LORRAINE?
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OH.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LORRAINE YOU DIG THIS.
I GOTS A COLD, SEE?
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AND, UH,
AND MY UNCLE, HE DIED.
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YEAH. SO I GOTS TO
GO TO THE FUNERAL, YOU DIG?
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YEAH. SO I AIN'T GONNA
BE DRAGGIN' MY SORRY OLD BUTT
IN THERE TODAY.
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YEAH, YOU PASS THAT ON.
ALL RIGHT, BABY,
LATER FOR YOU.
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THERE IT'S DONE.
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YOU JUST GOT ME FIRED,
YOU IDIOT.
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WILL YOU RELAX?
YOUR VOICE IS VERY GUTTURAL.
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AND I THINK,
I CAPTURED THAT QUALITY
MARVELOUSLY.
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YOU'RE A FREE MAN.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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I AM NOT GOING.
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CHRIS, LOOK,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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BUT WE'RE NOT CHILDREN
ANYMORE.
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AND YOU CAN'T MANIPULATE ME
LIKE YOU USED TO.
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OK. I UNDERSTAND,
YOU'RE CHICKEN.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
I'M IN. LET'S GO.
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HEY, THE RIDE'S OVER,
FELLAS.
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OH, WELL, WE APOLOGIZE
FOR OUR ENTHUSIASTIC
WOOING, SIR.
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BUT AS YOU CAN TELL
YOUR RIDE BRINGS US GREAT JOY.
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YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS THING
5 TIMES. YOU GETTIN' OFF?
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JUST WHAT THE HELL
DOES THAT MEAN, YOU FILTH?
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CHRIS, HE'S ASKING
IF WE'RE DONE.
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IF WE'RE
GETTING OFF THE RIDE.
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OH. OH, PARDON ME.
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I'M SORRY. I... I THOUGHT THAT
YOU THOUGHT THAT,
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WELL, LARRY AND I, WERE...
WERE LOVERS OR SOMETHING.
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NOW WHY WOULD I THINK
A THING LIKE THAT?
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WELL,
2 MEN ON A ROLLERCOASTER,
GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS,
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YOU COULD EASILY
GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION,
I GUESS.
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YEAH, RIGHT, WE ARE
GOING TO GO ONE MORE TIME.
SO, UH, LET HER RIP.
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ACTUALLY, CHRIS,
YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING LATE.
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BUT YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT TODAY.
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I FEEL A LOT LESS TENSE.
THANKS.
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WELL, LARRY,
THE ONLY WAY TO THANK ME
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IS TO RIDE THE LOOP
ONE MORE TIME.
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COME ON, ONE MORE TIME,
ONE MORE TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME
AND THAT'S IT.
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ALL RIGHT. LET HER GO.
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WEENIES.
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00:12:24,742 --> 00:12:27,544
OK, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO,
THROUGH THE LOOP.
214
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,074
HERE WE COME,
YOU BLOODY BASTARD!
215
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:36,553
UH, LARRY, ARE WE MOVING
THROUGH THE LOOP
A LOT SLOWER THIS TIME?
216
00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:38,655
IT'S PROBABLY JUST
A TEMPORARY MALFUNCTION.
217
00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,757
I BET WE'LL BE MOVING
IN NO MORE THAN 2 SECONDS.
218
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,927
I BET YOU'RE RIGHT.
219
00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,462
LARRY, WE'RE STUCK.
220
00:12:56,707 --> 00:12:57,908
IT'S JAMMED.
221
00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,610
OH, NO, I'LL BE BACK
DIPPIN' FUNNEL CAKES
222
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,545
IN THE DEEP FRY
BY TOMORROW.
223
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,214
WE'LL HAVE YOU DOWN
IN NO TIME!
224
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:05,115
HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS!
225
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:09,119
DID HE JUST ASK US
WHERE WE BOUGHT OUR PANTS
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
226
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:12,990
THE GAP, YOU IDIOT!
NOW GET US DOWN!
227
00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:16,093
CHRIS, TODAY WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE RELAXING.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
228
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,128
INSTEAD I'M STUCK
IN A BAD IRWIN ALLEN MOVIE
229
00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:19,530
WITH AN AGING
DENNIS THE MENACE.
230
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,064
ALL RIGHT. JUST RELAX, OK?
231
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:22,772
I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED,
LARRY.
232
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,602
BUT I PROMISE YOU,
I WILL GET US
THROUGH THIS THING.
233
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:25,969
OK? JUST RELAX.
234
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:32,743
� THERE'S GOT TO BE
A MORNING AFTER �
235
00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:38,715
� AH, IT'S WAITING
RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR �
236
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,684
� AH, AH, AH
237
00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,119
� WATERGATE WAS REALLY BAD
238
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:44,054
� THE MOVIE, BRIAN'S SONG
WAS KIND OF SAD �
239
00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:45,789
� PLAYING PAC-MAN
AT THE MALL �
240
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,358
� CHINA UNDER MARSHAL LAW
241
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:50,561
� GORBACHEV COMES TO TOWN,
CHRIS AND LARRY UPSIDE DOWN �
242
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,396
� WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
243
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,664
� IT WAS ALWAYS
244
00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:55,566
SHUT UP.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
245
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:58,369
I'M GONNA RIP OUT
YOUR VOCAL CHORDS
AND STUFF 'EM IN YOU EAR.
246
00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,736
ARE YOU GETTING
A LITTLE CRANKY?
247
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,673
YES, I'M GETTING CRANKY.
WE'VE BEEN UPSIDE DOWN
FOR 2 HOURS ALREADY.
248
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,909
YEAH, AND THAT KIND OF
BRINGS UP
AN INTERESTING POINT.
249
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,310
I WONDER
HOW LONG IT TAKES
250
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:07,878
BEFORE ALL THE BLOOD
RUSHES TO YOUR BRAIN
251
00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:10,248
AND YOUR HEAD EXPLODES?
252
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:12,149
BUT WHY
IS THIS TAKING SO LONG?
253
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,252
DON'T THEY REALIZE
THIS THING COULD FALL
AT ANY SECOND?
254
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:17,480
LARRY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS A STATE-OF-THE-ART
ROLLERCOASTER.
255
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,590
IT'S BEEN TESTED,
DOUBLE-TESTED
AND TRIPLE-TESTED.
256
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,891
WE'RE PERFECTLY SAFE.
257
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:21,893
WELL, IN RETROSPECT,
258
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,080
WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE
IS TESTED THIS THING.
259
00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,697
OBVIOUSLY THAT CAR
COULD FALL OFF THE TRACK
ANY SECOND NOW.
260
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,098
WE'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST.
261
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,133
HENDERSON, CALL THRILLWORLD.
262
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,703
FIND OUT
HOW THEY HANDLE THEIR DEAD.
263
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,374
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
264
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:39,976
HOME TO MY KIDS
AND MY DEAR SWEET WIFE.
265
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:42,179
"DEAR SWEET WIFE"? PHEW!
266
00:14:42,246 --> 00:14:44,414
HEY, PAL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SMOKIN'
OVER THERE,
267
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,084
BUT I THINK IT'S DISTORTIN'
YOUR SENSE OF REALITY.
268
00:14:47,151 --> 00:14:49,820
YOU SHUT UP.
YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
269
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,589
YEAH. WELL,
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU
270
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:54,725
THAT I'M HAPPY
BEING AN IDIOT,
MR. 9-TO-1.
271
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:58,396
CHRIS, IT'S 9-TO-5,
NOT 9-TO-1.
272
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:00,831
WOW! YOU REALLY PUT IN
THE HOURS THERE, DON'T YOU?
273
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:06,703
WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT?
274
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:09,073
OH, WE'RE GONNA DIE UP HERE,
WE'RE GONNA DIE.
275
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,641
NO. DON'T SAY THAT, LARRY.
DON'T SAY THAT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
276
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,743
WE NEED TO KEEP OUR STRENGTH.
LET'S... LET'S EAT.
277
00:15:13,811 --> 00:15:17,381
WE NEED TO RATION
WHAT LITTLE FOOD WE HAVE.
HERE...
278
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,749
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME DORITOS?
279
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,351
CRUNCH ALL YOU WANT.
WE'LL MAKE MORE.
280
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,928
THAT IS SO COOL.
281
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,164
ALL FIXED.
282
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:40,237
IT'S SCREWED UP AGAIN.
YOU IDIOTS! YOU MORONS!
283
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:44,608
UH-OH.
284
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,444
WHAT ARE THEY YELLING AT US?
285
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:47,945
OH, WELL,
THEY'RE JUST SHOUTING,
286
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:49,680
YOU KNOW,
WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT,
287
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,915
BEST WISHES AND SO FORTH.
THAT SORT OF THING.
288
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:58,923
NOW, THAT'S KIND OF ODD.
289
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:02,259
CHRIS,
I MUST BE HALLUCINATING.
290
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,994
I THINK I SEE AN ANGEL.
291
00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:06,764
THAT'S NO ANGEL, LARRY.
THAT'S CONNIE BRISTOL,
FROM W.R.X.T. T.V.
292
00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:08,165
WE'RE SAVED, LARRY,
WE'RE SAVED.
293
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,266
THANK GOD.
294
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,701
WAIT A SECOND,
T.V.? WE CAN'T...
295
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,502
WE'RE NOT GOING BE ON T.V.
ARE WE?
296
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,305
WELL, SURE. WE'RE KIND OF
LIKE THOSE WHALES
THAT WERE STUCK IN THE ICE.
297
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:16,607
BUT WHAT IF
SOMEBODY SEES ME?
298
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,409
EVERYBODY AT WORK
THINKS I'M AT A FUNERAL.
299
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,310
OH, YEAH.
WELL, QUICK HIDE.
300
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,145
WHERE THE HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE?
301
00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:23,714
WOULD YOU TWO IDIOTS
PLEASE SHUT UP?
302
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,348
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON THE AIR.
303
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:29,019
HELLO, I'M CONNIE BRISTOL
REPORTING FROM
FUNLAND AMUSEMENT PARK.
304
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:31,455
AND SUSPENDED
UPSIDE-DOWN BEHIND ME
305
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,426
ARE 2 VERY BRAVE MEN,
WHOSE LIVES MAY END
AT ANY MOMENT.
306
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,427
HI, GUYS, YOU WANT TO TELL US
YOUR NAMES?
307
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,862
CONNIE, DO YOU THINK
308
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,664
MAYBE WE
COULD DO THE INTERVIEW
DOWN ON THE GROUND?
309
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,465
I ASKED YOUR NAMES?
310
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,036
HEY, MOM, LOOK!
311
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:49,206
UNCLE CHRIS AND DADDY
ON T.V.! COOL!
312
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,976
WELL, I'M CHRIS PETERSONAND THIS IS MY FRIEND,LARRY POTTER.
313
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:56,980
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
314
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,383
IT APPEARS
AS THOUGH THE ROLLERCOASTER
IS ABOUT TO TEAR OFF THE TRACK
315
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,184
AND PLUMMET
TO THE HARD CONCRETE BELOW
316
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:03,787
RIGHT NOW
DURING MY EXCLUSIVE REPORT.
317
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:08,259
WELL, I GUESS NOT.
318
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:11,027
AND NOW LET'S GO BACK
TO OUR STUDIOS
319
00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,963
WHERE DR.CHARLES FRIEDMAN
WILL TELL US
320
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:16,967
HOW LONG
A PERSON CAN HANG UPSIDE-DOWN
BEFORE THEIR HEAD EXPLODES.
321
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:18,235
CONNIE. HONEY, DON'T GO.
322
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,203
YOU CAN USE YOUR CRANE THING
TO GET US DOWN.
323
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:22,231
SORRY, REPORTERS
HAVE TO STAY OBJECTIVE.
324
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,108
WE JUST CAN'T GET INVOLVED
WITH OUR STORIES. BYE.
325
00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:27,544
COME BACK. COME BACK.
326
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:30,381
COME BACK,
YOU RATINGS-GRABBING WHORE.
SLUT!
327
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,716
LARRY, LARRY. GET A GRIP
ON YOURSELF, LARRY.
328
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,552
I'M THINKING CLEARER NOW
THAN I'VE EVER THOUGHT
BEFORE IN MY LIFE,
329
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,421
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S SO SIMPLE.
330
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,490
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS UNSTRAP OURSELVES,
331
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,024
GET OUT OF THE CAR,
332
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,160
AND CLIMB DOWN THE TRACK,
RUNG BY RUNG, HAND OVER HAND.
333
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,728
YOU'RE INSANE.
THAT'LL NEVER WORK.
334
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,463
WHERE'S THAT SLUT?
THAT WHORE!
335
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,399
LARRY, PLEASE.
LISTEN, I WOULDN'T TRY THIS
336
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,200
UNLESS I WAS IN
PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION.
337
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,436
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU DON'T FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE UP TO IT,
338
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,372
THEN JUST GRAB AHOLD
OF MY LOVE HANDLES,
AND I'LL CARRY YOU DOWN.
339
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,010
HELP! HELP!
340
00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:02,812
LARRY.
341
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,381
LARRY, I THINK
I MISCALCULATED.
342
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,551
LARRY,
WE ARE GOING TO DIE.
343
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,519
GOODBYE, CHRIS.
344
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,855
LARRY, I LOVE YOU.
345
00:18:11,922 --> 00:18:14,324
NOT, YOU KNOW,
IN A STRANGE WAY.
346
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,025
MORE LIKE A BROTHER.
347
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:19,429
ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW,
AT THIS POINT WHY SHOULD
WE RULE ANYTHING OUT?
348
00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:23,100
GOODBYE, MY FRIEND, GOODBYE.
349
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,105
WAIT, CHRIS, WE'RE MOVING.
WE'RE MOVING. DON'T LET GO.
350
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:29,572
OH, PRAISE THE LORD.
351
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,341
PRAISE THE LORD. HERE WE GO.
352
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,277
THROUGH THE LOOP,
THROUGH THE LOOP.
353
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:43,053
ALL RIGHT, IT'S FIXED.
ONE MORE TIME,
ONE MORE TIME.
354
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,256
GET OUTTA THERE,
YOU WIENERS.
355
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,228
THAT'S ODD.
356
00:18:54,532 --> 00:18:58,235
I'M DEAD. THERE'S MY BOSS,
MR. SIMON.
357
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,144
OK. DON'T WORRY.
HE'S JUST HERE WITH HIS KID.
358
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,040
HE DIDN'T SEE US.
LET'S GO THIS WAY, LARRY.
359
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,078
OK. THAT'S NOT GONNA
TO BE GOOD EITHER.
360
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:10,046
POTTER, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
361
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:13,049
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A COLD
AND A FUNERAL
TO GO TO TODAY?
362
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:15,686
UH, WELL, YES, SIR.
UH, AFTER THE FUNERAL
I CAME HERE
363
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,455
TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK
TO, UH, TO BUY SOME DRISTAN.
364
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,824
UH-HUH. POTTER, YOU'RE FIRED.
365
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:23,493
NOW HOLD ON
JUST A DOGGONE SECOND HERE.
366
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:24,728
WHO'S THIS JERK?
367
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,697
WELL, I AM
A SOUTHERN MULTIBILLIONAIRE,
368
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,266
AND YOU SEE, THIS FELLA HERE
WAS JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE ME
369
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,615
TO BRING MY LITTLE COMPANY
TO YOUR ACCOUNTING FIRM AND...
370
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,505
OH, SHUT UP.
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR,
AN IMBECILE?
371
00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:37,907
WELL, ACTUALLY, YES, SIR.
I DO TAKE YOU
FOR AN IMBECILE.
372
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:39,543
I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT'S JUST A PROBLEM
373
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,311
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
WORK OUT ON MY OWN.
374
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,447
BUT IF I COULD JUST HAVE
A SECOND OF YOUR TIME.
375
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:45,048
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP HERE.
376
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,916
CONNIE, COME OVER HERE,
I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS TOO.
377
00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:50,220
MY FRIEND, LARRY POTTER
378
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,423
HAS JUST BEEN FIRED
379
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,890
BY THIS MAN.
380
00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:57,561
BUT I SUGGEST TO ALL OF YOU
381
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,697
THAT, PERHAPS
HE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE?
382
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:03,333
WHO AMONG US
HASN'T BEEN GIVEN
A SECOND CHANCE
383
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:05,269
JUST ONCE
IN THERE MISERABLE LIVES?
384
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,572
WELL, I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO WAS GIVEN
A SECOND CHANCE,
385
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,374
AN OVERWORKED PRESIDENT
OF A MAJOR ACCOUNTING FIRM,
386
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,345
WHO HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH
JIM BEAM ONE NIGHT,
387
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:18,148
AND DECIDED TO TAKE A JOYRIDE
THROUGH J.C. PENNEY'S
ON MISTER ED.
388
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,419
IT TOOK SEVERAL MONTHS,
389
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:25,055
BUT EVENTUALLY,
WE ALL STOPPED SNICKERING
BEHIND HIS BACK.
390
00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:28,325
AND SO IF WE CAN FORGIVE
THE LOVABLE TOWN LUSH,
391
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,560
CAN'T WE FORGIVE
ONE OF HIS UNDERLINGS?
392
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,862
WHO, AFTER ALL,
WAS MERELY TRYING TO RELIEVE
393
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,399
SOME OF
THE INCREDIBLE PRESSURE
IN HIS LIFE,
394
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:39,203
SO THAT TOMORROW,
HE COULD DO HIS JOB
THAT MUCH BETTER?
395
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:43,773
POTTER!
396
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:45,742
POTTER!
397
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:51,281
IF YOU EVER
PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS AGAIN,
398
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,983
YOU'LL BE OUT
LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE.
399
00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:57,554
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
400
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,495
WELL, LARRY,
ALL IN ALL KIND OF
401
00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:06,029
A FUN DAY, HUH?
402
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,632
OH, BOYS.
403
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,701
OH, NO.
404
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,435
SHE'S REALLY MAD
I CAN TELL. I'M DEAD.
405
00:21:12,503 --> 00:21:14,238
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY, LARRY.
406
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:16,606
I KNOW
JUST HOW TO SWEET-TALK SHARON.
YOU LEAVE THIS TO ME.
407
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:18,542
SHARON, HI. HOW ARE YA?
408
00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:21,077
HEY, LISTEN, UM,
JUST A LITTLE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
409
00:21:21,145 --> 00:21:23,179
MAYBE BEFORE YOU LEAVE
THE HOUSE IN THE MORNING,
410
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,982
YOU SHOULD TRY DABBIN' ON
A LITTLE MAKE-UP.
MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP.
411
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,150
CHRIS.
YEAH.
412
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:29,085
DO YOU REALIZE
I'M IN POSITION
413
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:32,556
TO THRUST MY KNEE UPWARD
WITH GREAT PASSION
AND VELOCITY?
414
00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,393
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
SHARON.
415
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,996
YOU'RE COMING ON TO ME
WITH YOUR HUSBAND
STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE?
416
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,267
COME ALONG HOME,
NOW, LAWRENCE.
417
00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:46,770
WE HAVE A BUSY EVENING
AHEAD OF US.
418
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,707
YES, DEAR.
419
00:21:49,774 --> 00:21:51,775
IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME
IN A COUPLE DAYS,
420
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:53,810
CALL ROBERT STACK
OVER AT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
421
00:21:53,878 --> 00:21:54,911
YEAH, SURE.
422
00:21:56,914 --> 00:21:59,415
HEY, GREAT,
THERE'S STILL NO LINE
FOR THIS THING.
423
00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:01,451
OK, ONE MORE TIME, CHIEF.
THROUGH THE LOOP.
424
00:22:01,518 --> 00:22:02,886
LET'S GO. LET HER RIP.
425
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,958
OH, HI, MA. HI, DAD.
426
00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:10,994
SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
427
00:22:11,061 --> 00:22:12,829
I GUESS IT WAS OK.
428
00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:17,134
I WAS HANGIN' UPSIDE-DOWN
ON A ROLLERCOASTER
FOR ABOUT 8 HOURS.
429
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,803
CLAP OFF THE LIGHTS
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
WILL YOU, SON?
430
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:23,873
GLADYS, I WAS READING
AN INTERESTING ARTICLE
ON CHROMOSOME DAMAGE.
431
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,014
THAT IS SO COOL!33345
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