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Eric,
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you've hardly
touched your breakfast.
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That's because I
don't know what it is.
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Well, it's just, it's eggs
and hash and some...
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Surprises.
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Mom, why aren't you eating it?
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Well, I just, I have never
been a breakfast person.
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Is this rabbit?
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No.
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Mom, if Daddy gets a job,
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can we stop eating dog food?
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Laurie, it is not dog food,
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and God, I hope so.
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So,
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would you hire me?
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I'd hire you, Daddy.
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Especially if the position
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was world's best father.
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Aw, you make me sick.
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Is it horse?
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No, it is not horse.
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Honey, now I know,
I know you've been
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just a little bit blue
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since the plant closed, so...
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I got you
a present.
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Ta-da!
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You're Hired.
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"The essential guide
for job hunting."
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Kitty...
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I don't need that.
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I've been working
since I was 16.
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I fought in two wars.
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Hell, I killed people.
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I'm not saying that
I didn't enjoy it.
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No, no, no, no.
I just, you know,
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I just thought
I'd give you a little edge.
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I don't need an edge.
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I'm Red Forman. I'm
experienced, loyal, hard-working.
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That's the trifecta
of employability.
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Well, thanks, sweetie.
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Good luck, honey.
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- Bye, Daddy.
- Okay.
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I've got it.
It's tongue.
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It's tongue.
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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All right, it's official.
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My parents are freaks.
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Which one of you is
my boyfriend again?
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Right. It's you.
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You're taking me out of
this stinkin' town tonight.
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W-w-wait, Donna,
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don't you wanna know
why Fez is in his undies?
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No.
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It is a really crazy story.
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Oh, oh, you know what?
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I'll tell you a crazy story.
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It all started,
like, four minutes ago...
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Oh, good God. What
are you guys doing now?
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Yoga.
I'm trying to align
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your father's chakras.
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I didn't even know the damn
things were out of whack.
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Why can't you guys be normal?
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Donna, your negativity
is bruising our auras.
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Please leave.
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Gladly.
Oh, and honey,
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we're also exploring
tantric sex.
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So, if you hear
any strange noises
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coming from Mommy and
Daddy's bedroom... Ew!
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Why must you guys freak me out
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on a daily basis?
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I don't want to
picture you naked,
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and I'm leaving
now. Forever.
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Ouch. Okay, Donna,
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I think we need to take you out
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for some dirty bad fun.
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Thank you, Eric.
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Oh, you want dirty bad fun?
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Listen to this.
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I came here fully clothed.
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Oh! No, no,
I know.
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There's this new club
that opened in Chicago.
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It's supposed to be like, like,
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the hottest spot
this side of Studio 54.
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My God, you guys,
that's perfect.
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No, no, Michael, we can't go.
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My parents are gonna
be out late tonight, and...
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We have to study.
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Study? Aw, what a gyp.
I'm going to the club.
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No. No, no,
Michael,
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you're coming
over to my house tonight
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and we're gonna...
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"Study."
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Fine.
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I never get to do anything fun.
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God, you're dumb.
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I guess that's why
I've gotta go study.
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Hi. Red Forman.
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Experienced, loyal,
hard-working.
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Yeah.
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Hey! That's Red!
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It's all you guys
from the, uh...
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From the plant, huh?
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So, we're all going
after the same job.
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Well. That's, uh...
That's terrific.
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Boy, I wish I had
your confidence, Red.
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I got nothing.
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All I can think
to do is tell this guy
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I'm experienced,
loyal, and hard-working.
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Son of a bitch!
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So, I brought my books.
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Michael, we're not gonna study.
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We're not?
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No.
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My parents are gonna
be gone for hours.
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Oh!
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So, what do you want to do?
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Oh, check
it out. Bowie.
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Man, he's cool.
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Yeah. Androgynous
guys are so manly.
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Michael?
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Do you know who would
look totally, totally sexy,
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glammed up like Bowie?
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Who?
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You, Michael.
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You're crazy.
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No, I'm not glam.
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No, come on, Michael,
you have such pretty eyes.
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Well, my lashes
do go out, like, a mile.
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And with this,
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I can flip 'em up.
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No way!
Yeah, yeah.
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Eric, you here?
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Yeah, I'm in the
living room, baby.
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What are you staring at?
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You're really...
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Brick house.
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Thanks, you wanna...
Shh.
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Let me just stare
at you for a second.
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Can we just...
Uh...
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Okay, I'm good.
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God, this is stupid.
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Shut up, Michael,
I'm almost done.
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I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.
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Okay. Here,
take a look.
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Fine.
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Ok, yeah.
My eyes are gorgeous.
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See? See,
I told you.
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Michael, do you know
what you need now?
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Some blush.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jackie.
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All right, glam is one thing,
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but I think we're
crossing over into weird.
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No, no, trust me,
Michael. We're not.
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With cheekbones like that,
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blush is your best friend.
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Yeah, I do have
bitchin' cheekbones.
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Okay, let's blush.
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People are so
friendly around here.
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Two women on the corner
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just offered to
have sex with me.
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Yeah, for money, Fez.
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I could not ask them for money.
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Or could I?
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Wow, guys, check out this crowd.
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I know. This is gonna be
so great.
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Let's go see
how long the wait is.
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Excuse me, how long...
You're in.
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Oh, man.
I'm so up for this.
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Not you.
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Well, that's fine. I'll
just wait with you guys.
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No, we're next.
Go in.
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Yeah? All right. I'll
see you guys inside.
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You know what?
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This is probably just
some kind of fire code thing.
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Yeah, okay, wait. What's
going on? We're next.
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No, you're not.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Archie...
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I'm here to let
the cool people in
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and keep the geeks out.
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Those poor, stupid geeks.
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Oh, my God, we are geeks!
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Hey...
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Did slipping the
bouncer a $10 work?
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Yes, it did, Hyde.
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That's why I'm inside the club.
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There you are.
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This place is awesome.
Why aren't you inside?
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Oh, we were in. We
were on the inside.
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I didn't see you.
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Oh, yeah.
We waved at you,
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but you were, uh...
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Dancing.
Excellent.
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Uh, you were dancing,
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and then we went through this...
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Door. Yes. We went
through this door,
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and we were locked out.
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Uh, and then we had to get
in the back of the line, so...
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All right, well, when you get
back inside, find me.
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Go, yeah.
Yeah, go.
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We'll meet on the inside.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, go.
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That was really smooth.
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Smooth enough to get us in?
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No.
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Okay, that's it.
You must let me in.
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Why?
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Because I feel the
hot rhythm of disco
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burning in my loins.
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Watch.
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Okay. You're in.
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So long, losers.
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So, you're saying that
this stuff won't come off?
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Like, even if I cry?
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Man, that's great.
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Oh, Michael, you are the
best doll I have ever had.
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You know what? I have
the perfect gown for you.
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All right, Jackie, slow down.
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Okay, wearing lipstick
is one thing,
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but a gown?
That's kind of fruity.
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No, no, it's not, Michael.
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Bowie wears dresses.
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Joe Namath wears pantyhose.
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Jackie. No.
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I'll be right back.
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Jackie, I said no.
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All right. Nothing too
girly, and I mean it!
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Well, so much for your "He
can't stop both of us" theory.
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This bites, man.
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He can't keep us out
of there. I mean, what,
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did we wake up in
Russia this morning?
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No. We did not,
in fact,
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wake up in Russia this morning.
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I didn't think so.
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Hey, let me tell
you something, pal.
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You're propping up
a dying system, man.
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You see, someday soon,
people are gonna wake up,
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and they're gonna realize
that most of us don't fit into your
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Hollywood, Madison Avenue,
candy-coated ideal of what's cool.
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And when we do,
we're gonna rise up,
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we're gonna put you on trial,
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then parade through the streets
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with your head on a stick!
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Righteous political
outrage. You're in.
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All right.
I'll see you later, Forman.
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Yeah, well,
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when the revolution comes, man,
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your backs could be up
against the wall...
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Damn it, let me in!
My girlfriend's in there!
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The foxy redhead?
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I thought that was your sister.
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What does she see in you?
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You know what she sees, buddy?
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You know what she sees?
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Well, let me tell you something,
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if she was the bouncer, I'd
be in that stupid club right now,
265
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,353
you big ass.
266
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,647
Yeah. I said it.
267
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,904
Hi, honey.
268
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,201
Uh-oh.
269
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,581
I didn't get the job.
270
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,584
Okay, well, you will
get them next time.
271
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,044
Aw, Kitty...
272
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,840
The world's changing.
273
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,759
Things aren't turning out
the way I expected.
274
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,179
Well, Red,
275
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,972
what did you expect?
276
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,935
Well...
277
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,938
I don't know, I...
278
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,818
Take that, Hirohito.
279
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,945
And that.
280
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,782
Yes, with America's victory
overseas now complete,
281
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,825
our fighting boys return home,
282
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,118
where the American working man
283
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,953
takes his rightful place
on the throne.
284
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,956
"Hi, honey.
How was your day?"
285
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,876
"They gave me
another raise."
286
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,045
"Oh, honey, with all
the money you make,
287
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,673
"it's no wonder
I don't have to work."
288
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,092
Daughter Laurie has a question.
289
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,094
"Daddy, why is
the American economy
290
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,512
"the envy of the world?"
291
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,098
"Well," says Dad,
292
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,809
"It's because
the American worker
293
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,978
"is experienced, loyal,
and hard-working."
294
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,232
Looks like junior
has some good news.
295
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,403
"Say, Dad, you can stop
giving me money now.
296
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,573
"I just got a football
scholarship to Notre Dame."
297
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:35,035
"I guess experience, loyalty,
and hard work really do pay off."
298
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,665
Daughter Laurie
has another question.
299
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,167
"Daddy, can you tell me
300
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,378
"why Germany and Japan's
economies never recovered?"
301
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,882
"It's simple.
They are not experienced.
302
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,092
"They are not hard-working.
303
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,011
"They are not loyal.
304
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,222
"And they do not
speak English."
305
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,225
Speaking of work, Mom
has to go grocery shopping.
306
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,478
"Can I have the keys
to the Cadillac?"
307
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,647
"Forget the Cadillac.
308
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,815
"Take the hovercraft."
309
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,818
Red... The hovercraft?
310
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,613
Hovercraft?
311
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,827
What? They promised us
hovercrafts.
312
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,080
It's just another damn
broken promise.
313
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,338
Okay, cream, two sugars.
314
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,051
Well, you just drink up,
315
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,679
and I'll just, I don't
know, head inside.
316
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,305
Yeah. No.
317
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,140
Oh, come on.
You suck.
318
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,185
Mr. Big shot
bouncer.
319
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,937
Mr. "I open and close
the rope."
320
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,648
Mr. Boat man on
the River Styx.
321
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,028
Just, God, I bet you've
never been excluded
322
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,571
from anything in
your whole life.
323
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,865
Hey, that's not fair.
324
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,616
I've been excluded
from lots of things.
325
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,076
Yeah? Like what?
326
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,416
Oh, no, okay.
327
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,167
Uh, when I was in kindergarten,
328
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,003
we used to play
"Duck, duck, goose"...
329
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,214
And nobody ever picked me
to be the goose.
330
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,134
Oh, wow. That
must have really hurt.
331
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,847
I didn't care.
332
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,934
You didn't care?
Uh-huh.
333
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,519
So, you're just sitting there,
334
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,354
watching this kid
go around the circle,
335
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,773
duck, duck, duck...
336
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,982
He'd get closer and closer.
337
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,943
Duck... You'd be
shaking with anticipation.
338
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694
Duck...
"Maybe he'll pick me."
339
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,047
Duck... "Maybe I'll
get to run and laugh
340
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,297
"with the joy
of being a goose."
341
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,507
And then he'd come
to you, place his hand
342
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,926
on your head and say
"Duck." And you're telling me
343
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,200
you didn't care?
344
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,953
Okay, yeah, it hurts. Yes,
345
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,955
thank you. That's
what I'm saying.
346
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,539
And now you...
347
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,124
Have made me...
348
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,418
The duck!
349
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,004
Wow.
350
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,007
Oh, man.
I didn't realize.
351
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,843
Dance, goose.
352
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,637
Dance.
353
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,452
Oh, God, Michael, in that dress,
354
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,454
you are way prettier than Bowie.
355
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,081
Hell, I'm prettier than you.
356
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,168
That's not funny, Michael.
357
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,175
Did you just hear a car pull up?
358
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,136
Relax, Jackie,
359
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,053
your parents aren't
supposed to be home
360
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,763
for, like, like, another hour.
361
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,265
Spin me.
362
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,650
Hi, Daddy.
363
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,694
We're studying.
364
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,654
Daddy, no!
Daddy, I love him!
365
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,328
Wow. What a night, right?
366
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,122
Oh, phew, exactly.
367
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,212
Donna, why are you with me?
368
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,215
Um, the bouncer wanted to know.
369
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,221
What did you tell him?
370
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,494
You know, I couldn't
think of a reason.
371
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,477
Hmm.
372
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,905
You know, come to
think of it, I can't either.
373
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,903
What I need to do is find a guy
374
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,321
who's, like, totally
different from you.
375
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,117
Maybe big and dumb and,
you know, not nice to me.
376
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,368
Oh, and no sense of humor,
377
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,762
so when I tell a
joke, he doesn't get it.
378
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,889
I mean, that's a real turn on.
379
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,931
Okay, enough.
No. No, no, no.
380
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,457
Seriously.
Thank you.
381
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,268
I mean, if you hadn't
have pointed this out to me,
382
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,170
I might have wasted
years with you.
383
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,505
I mean, I almost
had sex with you.
384
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,592
Whoo! Thank you.
385
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,654
Okay, I think
the question has become
386
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,013
why am I with you?
387
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,771
Oh, right, okay.
388
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,067
I had a great time.
389
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,319
Good night.
390
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,634
Yeah.
391
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,343
Last night, I was with Jackie...
392
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,305
Tonight, I'll be with Laurie.
393
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,810
It's just the kind of life
that a stud like me leads.
394
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,816
What?
395
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,567
Kelso,
your mascara's running.
396
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,988
Damn.
397
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,481
She told me it was waterproof.
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