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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:26,347 Mom, he's taking all the chicken! 2 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,016 Can you just wait until everyone's at the table? 3 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:29,350 Hey, still going to camp out tonight? 4 00:01:29,483 --> 00:01:30,852 We're too old for that stuff. 5 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:32,353 I know, I was just kidding. 6 00:01:32,486 --> 00:01:33,989 Besides, I'm going to a party tonight. 7 00:01:34,121 --> 00:01:35,356 We talked about that. The answer is no. 8 00:01:35,489 --> 00:01:36,758 I'm literally missing the party of the year 9 00:01:36,892 --> 00:01:37,793 for a family dinner? 10 00:01:37,926 --> 00:01:38,994 Everyone's going to be there. 11 00:01:39,126 --> 00:01:40,662 -Not everyone. -Shut up, Max! 12 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,164 Oh gosh, please stop shouting at your brother. 13 00:01:43,966 --> 00:01:45,132 Taylor's having dinner with us? 14 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:46,668 Something's going down. 15 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,403 So, your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you 16 00:01:49,538 --> 00:01:52,007 all in the same place about something important. 17 00:01:52,139 --> 00:01:54,543 Mm-hmm. It's-- 18 00:01:55,309 --> 00:01:57,311 -This is important. -I just said that. 19 00:01:57,445 --> 00:01:59,014 -I understand. -Yeah, okay. 20 00:01:59,146 --> 00:02:01,550 Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you, 21 00:02:01,683 --> 00:02:04,653 because we've decided that we need to make a change. 22 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,322 No way. 23 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:10,191 -What are you talking about? -They're getting divorced. 24 00:02:10,324 --> 00:02:12,628 -No, no, no. It's just-- -It's a trial separation. 25 00:02:12,761 --> 00:02:14,295 I don't want-- You're going on trial? 26 00:02:14,428 --> 00:02:15,897 No, no, no, we're just going to live apart. 27 00:02:16,031 --> 00:02:17,766 - Yeah, we're not. -I don't wanna go on trial. 28 00:02:17,899 --> 00:02:19,333 -They're not going on trial. - There is no trial. 29 00:02:20,936 --> 00:02:22,203 They're getting divorced, that's what that means. 30 00:02:22,336 --> 00:02:23,905 -For forever, just say it! -Oh, gosh! 31 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:27,441 Guys, would you please just listen to me for a moment. 32 00:02:27,576 --> 00:02:30,045 - Taylor-- - Why are you on trial? 33 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:31,913 Oh, so you're going to just get up and leave. 34 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,647 I'm waiting! 35 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,711 Well, at least 36 00:03:35,844 --> 00:03:38,379 I won't have to get used to sleeping alone. 37 00:03:38,513 --> 00:03:40,481 I wouldn't go there if I were you. 38 00:03:42,551 --> 00:03:44,418 All right, so... 39 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:47,354 we're doing it tonight at dinner. 40 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,925 - Where will you stay? - I don't really know. 41 00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:52,594 Dan's got an extra room. 42 00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:55,797 -Oh, his place is disgusting. - Yeah. 43 00:03:56,531 --> 00:03:58,332 I don't suppose you want to move out. 44 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,401 Don't put it on me. 45 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:02,904 Max! 46 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:08,710 Mom! He's doing it again! 47 00:04:09,911 --> 00:04:11,079 Hey, Max! 48 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:13,215 You're going to talk to Taylor. 49 00:04:13,347 --> 00:04:14,649 Yeah, and then you talk to Max and Emma. 50 00:04:14,783 --> 00:04:16,118 -I know, I know. - Mom, he's doing it! 51 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,519 - Stop! -Stop it. 52 00:04:17,686 --> 00:04:19,821 Guys, guys, listen. This is important. 53 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,289 No excuses, we need everyone at dinner. 54 00:04:22,423 --> 00:04:24,126 Seriously? Tonight? 55 00:04:24,258 --> 00:04:26,393 -Will we have favorite chicken? - Yeah, sure, sweetie. 56 00:04:26,528 --> 00:04:28,563 No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight. 57 00:04:28,697 --> 00:04:30,264 It's always the best party of the year. 58 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:31,566 Everyone's counting on me to be there. 59 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,701 You're 16. 60 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,268 What's everyone counting on you for? 61 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:36,505 -God, Dad. -Is Jacob going to be there? 62 00:04:37,806 --> 00:04:39,473 What? 63 00:04:39,608 --> 00:04:41,643 I don't-- I don't know. Who cares about him? 64 00:04:41,777 --> 00:04:43,145 -He'll definitely be there. 65 00:04:43,277 --> 00:04:44,846 Don't you have a plate to bang on? 66 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,214 Hey, don't hit your brother. 67 00:04:46,347 --> 00:04:48,250 Oh, my God. Stop. 68 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:49,918 - Hit me again. - That is enough. 69 00:04:50,051 --> 00:04:51,219 Thank you. 70 00:04:51,352 --> 00:04:53,955 - Oh, no. -God, Jimmy! 71 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:55,190 Eric! 72 00:04:55,322 --> 00:04:56,591 -Oh. -What? 73 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:58,193 Well, we gave away everything else 74 00:04:58,325 --> 00:04:59,728 my father had in storage. 75 00:04:59,861 --> 00:05:01,696 What are we supposed to do with a giant, 76 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:03,364 broken clock that nobody wants? 77 00:05:03,497 --> 00:05:04,866 This is a rare antique, Jen. 78 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,202 -It's kind of creepy. -Go wait in the car. 79 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:08,670 Don't you feel like we should be 80 00:05:08,804 --> 00:05:10,371 clearing stuff away right now, 81 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:12,741 with everything that we're going through? 82 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:14,643 Yeah, I'll-- I'll have them 83 00:05:14,776 --> 00:05:16,343 -put it in the basement. -No. 84 00:05:16,477 --> 00:05:17,779 You know how Taylor feels about change. 85 00:05:17,913 --> 00:05:19,581 Well, you can tell Taylor about it 86 00:05:19,714 --> 00:05:21,348 -when you tell him about dinner. -That was not part of our deal. 87 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:22,250 -And I'll tell Emma. -No. 88 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:23,752 Yeah. Emma! 89 00:05:26,288 --> 00:05:28,290 -Basement's this way. -Basement. 90 00:05:28,824 --> 00:05:30,424 -You guys got it? 91 00:05:30,559 --> 00:05:31,726 - Let's get down there. - I'm so sorry. 92 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,161 All right. Bring it down. Rotate. 93 00:05:33,728 --> 00:05:35,396 Yeah, just leave it at the bottom 94 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:36,932 of the stairs, honestly. 95 00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:38,834 Hey, Mom. 96 00:05:38,967 --> 00:05:40,902 Oh. Hey, Taylor. 97 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,939 They can bring the clock over here. 98 00:06:00,989 --> 00:06:02,190 What is that? 99 00:06:02,324 --> 00:06:04,292 The clock can help you now and then, 100 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:06,995 but only you can change events. 101 00:06:07,128 --> 00:06:08,429 Huh. Hokey. 102 00:06:20,842 --> 00:06:22,577 This is between you and your dad. 103 00:06:22,711 --> 00:06:24,679 If you want to pull it apart, or throw it from a cliff, 104 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:26,615 you can, but just don't pull that 105 00:06:26,748 --> 00:06:28,750 over on yourself, it looks pretty heavy. 106 00:06:30,652 --> 00:06:32,921 12-hour repeater. 107 00:06:34,723 --> 00:06:36,992 There's something else I need to talk to you about. 108 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:43,198 You want me to be at dinner tonight? 109 00:06:43,331 --> 00:06:45,634 Yeah. How'd you know that? 110 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:47,335 Now, get the door. 111 00:06:51,706 --> 00:06:52,774 Huh. 112 00:07:14,262 --> 00:07:15,230 -Hi. - Hey. 113 00:07:15,363 --> 00:07:16,364 Another package 114 00:07:16,497 --> 00:07:17,699 -for young Taylor. -Huh. 115 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:19,200 Still adding on to his computer, eh? 116 00:07:19,334 --> 00:07:20,434 -Never ends. -Don't we have to go? 117 00:07:20,568 --> 00:07:22,304 Oh, yes. You got your bag? 118 00:07:22,436 --> 00:07:23,805 It's on my back. 119 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:28,810 What was-- 120 00:07:29,311 --> 00:07:30,745 Ew, gross! 121 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:33,648 - It's on your shoe. -Disgusting! 122 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:38,720 Oh, God! 123 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:49,864 Why doesn't Emma take me anymore? 124 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:52,367 Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now. 125 00:07:52,499 --> 00:07:54,035 She never wants to be with me anymore. 126 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:56,371 -Is she sick of me? -She's sick of everyone. 127 00:07:56,504 --> 00:07:58,974 I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us. 128 00:07:59,107 --> 00:08:00,375 -Taylor? -Yeah. 129 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:01,776 I mean, because he has all these issues 130 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:04,045 that were diagnosed by professionals, 131 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,314 he gets to sit in the basement all day playing video games. 132 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:08,350 Honey, Taylor has a really hard time. 133 00:08:08,817 --> 00:08:11,286 I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, 134 00:08:11,419 --> 00:08:13,154 not wanting to go outside? 135 00:08:13,288 --> 00:08:15,790 Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock. 136 00:08:15,924 --> 00:08:18,193 -That old piece of shit? -Max! 137 00:08:20,261 --> 00:08:23,598 -Yeah. That old piece of shit. 138 00:08:30,805 --> 00:08:33,108 Let's turn that bar to four. 139 00:08:34,175 --> 00:08:35,510 We're here together, guys. 140 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:37,512 -Let's do this, people! -This is our moment. 141 00:08:37,946 --> 00:08:40,281 We're going to take it. No negativity. 142 00:08:40,415 --> 00:08:41,883 Let's be positive! 143 00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:45,553 What an incredible session in there. 144 00:08:45,687 --> 00:08:47,389 - Oh, thanks. 145 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,024 Sorry about that brutal class. 146 00:08:49,157 --> 00:08:51,226 I'm clearly working through some feelings. 147 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:52,994 Are you kidding me? 148 00:08:53,128 --> 00:08:54,863 I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there. 149 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:56,297 -Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 150 00:08:56,431 --> 00:08:58,566 I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session. 151 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,036 Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release. 152 00:09:01,169 --> 00:09:03,238 My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer. 153 00:09:03,371 --> 00:09:06,007 I would never sue you, Jen. Never. 154 00:09:06,141 --> 00:09:08,209 I would totally sue anybody you want me to. 155 00:09:08,343 --> 00:09:10,345 Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but-- 156 00:09:10,478 --> 00:09:11,613 No, no, no, I'm serious, Jen. 157 00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:13,381 Just think of me as your legal eagle. 158 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,350 Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's notice. 159 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:16,718 -Really? 160 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:19,187 What the hell? 161 00:09:19,721 --> 00:09:22,624 -What did you do to my car? -You didn't see him? 162 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:24,893 -See what? -The kid. 163 00:09:25,026 --> 00:09:26,428 He ran into the middle of the street. 164 00:09:26,561 --> 00:09:28,329 -I barely missed him! -Taylor? 165 00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:29,898 Do you have insurance? 166 00:09:43,011 --> 00:09:44,079 Taylor? 167 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:46,714 Taylor? 168 00:09:56,057 --> 00:09:57,192 Oh. 169 00:09:57,325 --> 00:09:59,027 Taylor, did you just-- 170 00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:01,229 Did you leave the house, honey? 171 00:10:12,173 --> 00:10:14,843 Oh, wow, you fixed Grandpa's clock? 172 00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:16,744 Wait, is that the time? 173 00:10:17,011 --> 00:10:18,279 Okay, I'm late for an appointment. 174 00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,881 I've got to go. 175 00:10:20,014 --> 00:10:22,117 If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay? 176 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,017 I love you. 177 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:25,521 I love you, too. 178 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:33,895 Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately? 179 00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:37,298 I saw him this morning. 180 00:10:37,432 --> 00:10:39,167 Dropped a package off to him. 181 00:10:39,634 --> 00:10:40,902 Really? 182 00:10:42,003 --> 00:10:44,472 Yeah, Jennifer. Is that so surprising to you? 183 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,575 No, no, I didn't mean that. I went to the basement. 184 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:49,344 He's my son, too, so sometimes I-- 185 00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:51,980 I just felt like I was wondering, because 186 00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:54,249 -when I went down to the-- - with him. 187 00:10:54,382 --> 00:10:55,618 Hello. 188 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,818 Let's save some of that for our space, 189 00:10:56,951 --> 00:10:58,153 -shall we? -Okay. 190 00:11:00,421 --> 00:11:02,423 Yes. 191 00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:05,460 So, um-- so, it's happening tonight. 192 00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:06,861 Mm. 193 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:09,831 Oh, yes. 194 00:11:09,964 --> 00:11:11,466 As we talked about last week. 195 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:14,235 So, hashtag splitting up. 196 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,871 How are you going to communicate this to the three of them? 197 00:11:17,005 --> 00:11:18,373 Their family dynamic... 198 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,176 -is about to change. - Well, we don't know. 199 00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:22,977 That's-- that's why we're here, seeing you. 200 00:11:23,111 --> 00:11:24,613 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 201 00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:26,714 Is that what you would like to talk about? 202 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:30,051 -Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:32,287 That's-- that's why we're here. 204 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,955 Great. Eric? 205 00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:35,156 Yes? 206 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,526 Would you like to contribute to this? 207 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,595 Sure, I'm just tired... 208 00:11:39,727 --> 00:11:41,362 - Mm-hmm. -...of it all. 209 00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:43,765 The distrust, the... 210 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,900 disinterest... 211 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:47,936 -the dislike. -Mm. 212 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:49,704 If we're going to be single, 213 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:51,739 maybe it's best just to get this over with. 214 00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,441 - Okay. -Better for everyone. 215 00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:55,476 I hear you, brother. I hear you. 216 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,546 -So, here's what we'll do. Okay? -Okay. 217 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,781 We will approach how you would like 218 00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:02,150 this conversation with your children... 219 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:05,887 ...unspooling. 220 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,323 Oh, we don't know how to unspool it. 221 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:12,026 That's why we're here. That's why we're talking to you. 222 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,361 Right, uh-- 223 00:12:13,494 --> 00:12:15,564 I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, 224 00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,198 if I'm going to be honest with you. 225 00:12:17,332 --> 00:12:20,201 And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested. 226 00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:22,103 You could schedule a test from Quest. 227 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:24,872 -Right at your home. -So, I'm not angry, actually. 228 00:12:25,006 --> 00:12:26,107 And there's nothing wrong 229 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:27,775 -with my vitamin D. -Mm... 230 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:29,978 Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings 231 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:32,113 by putting them all down to a physical ailment. 232 00:12:32,247 --> 00:12:34,516 I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time. 233 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:37,653 I've got a son who doesn't. He doesn't want to be touched. 234 00:12:37,819 --> 00:12:38,820 I'm splitting up 235 00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:40,154 -from my husband. -Mm-hmm. 236 00:12:40,288 --> 00:12:41,657 And you know what the worst part is? 237 00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:43,925 We're paying you to water your plants. 238 00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:46,494 Technically, Jen, not to correct you, 239 00:12:46,629 --> 00:12:49,030 but they are not plants. 240 00:12:49,163 --> 00:12:51,099 You know, they-- they are flowering plants. 241 00:12:51,232 --> 00:12:52,767 But they're not flowers or plants. 242 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,603 It's important we use the right terminology. 243 00:12:56,337 --> 00:12:58,840 His obsession with flowers really bugs me. 244 00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:00,108 Jennifer, I believe 245 00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:01,809 it's a flowering plant obsession. 246 00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:03,911 And have you noticed he starts spritzing 247 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,648 every time he talks about anger? 248 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,683 Yes! My gosh. 249 00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:10,451 -Who-- who recommended him? 250 00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:13,388 They're in your bag. 251 00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:15,490 -Oh! 252 00:13:17,058 --> 00:13:18,126 Hey, I got a little break. 253 00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:19,662 I don't suppose you want to, um, 254 00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:21,963 I don't know, go back to the... 255 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,098 house, you know? 256 00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,068 Take a nap or whatever? 257 00:13:27,201 --> 00:13:28,970 Are you serious? 258 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,438 We're still married. 259 00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:37,680 In some countries, you'd have to. 260 00:13:37,812 --> 00:13:39,113 Eric. 261 00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:57,965 Hey. 262 00:13:58,366 --> 00:13:59,834 I thought this was your office. 263 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,436 It is. Sometimes. 264 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,204 Please, sit down. 265 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:07,175 And here you go. 266 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,678 You could have scanned this. 267 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,179 Oh, this is a lot more fun, right? 268 00:14:11,312 --> 00:14:13,414 -Uh, I have to confirm. 269 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:15,283 There's no nuts in any of this, right? 270 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,820 -None. -All right. Let's do this. 271 00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:19,887 This is the best tamponade in town. 272 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,590 I can't think of anybody else 273 00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:22,890 I'd rather share it with than you. 274 00:14:23,024 --> 00:14:24,392 You're going to love it. 275 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,931 Jen, this might be a little out of line, but... 276 00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,568 I care for you. 277 00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,869 While I might not know too much about your personal life, 278 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:37,271 I can see that you're not happy right now. 279 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,775 Come on, please. 280 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,476 Tell me how I can help. 281 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,947 Are you okay? 282 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:47,716 No. 283 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,818 How can I be okay when you're unhappy? 284 00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:51,185 Something's happening. 285 00:14:51,319 --> 00:14:53,187 You feel it, too? 286 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,289 It's true. 287 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:57,492 I've had a connection with you ever since I met you. 288 00:14:57,626 --> 00:15:00,562 No, something is happening to your face. 289 00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:02,997 Your face is all puffy and red. 290 00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:05,801 -I'll call 911. - No. 291 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,269 EpiPen. EpiPen. My car. 292 00:15:08,403 --> 00:15:10,037 -EpiPen. - Oh, God. 293 00:15:10,171 --> 00:15:11,540 - Richard, are you okay? 294 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,242 -Where is it? 295 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,845 -Okay. Get in the car. - My window! 296 00:15:17,412 --> 00:15:19,080 -Speak to me! -Compartment. 297 00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:20,915 Oh! Found it. It's okay. 298 00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:22,618 Everything's under control. 299 00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:24,318 Okay. 300 00:15:25,153 --> 00:15:26,588 Let's do this. 301 00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:29,525 Oh, God. 302 00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:39,934 - Oh, God. 303 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:46,274 Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes? 304 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,215 Please. 305 00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:56,951 Come for the man whose life you just saved. 306 00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:02,925 I-- I can't believe they gave you peanuts 307 00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,292 after everything that you said. 308 00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:07,261 It's not peanuts. It's tree nuts. 309 00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:08,730 Like almonds. 310 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,099 What is it? 311 00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:13,602 I'm sorry. 312 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:15,771 -Everything okay? -Oh. 313 00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:17,906 Hey, Emma. How are you? 314 00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:21,108 Yeah. I'm so sorry. I just lost track of time. 315 00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:24,847 Wait. What? He's what? 316 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,015 -When did you last see him? - Till tomorrow. 317 00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:31,587 That went good. 318 00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:43,431 -Taylor? - Mom? Mom, Taylor left. 319 00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:45,166 I didn't know where you were. 320 00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:46,568 - Is he back? - No, he left the house. 321 00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:48,336 He never leaves the house. He's not here. 322 00:16:48,469 --> 00:16:50,071 -Hey, Taylor? - the basement. 323 00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:53,542 Oh! Oh, my God, Taylor. What a relief. 324 00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,911 Mom, what's your problem? He doesn't like to be touched. 325 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:57,311 I know, honey. 326 00:16:57,445 --> 00:16:58,881 Don't ever go out of the house alone. 327 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:01,617 Do you understand? What were you doing? 328 00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:05,554 What is your problem? 329 00:17:06,955 --> 00:17:08,991 Taylor, where were you? 330 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:11,025 Were you at the restaurant right now? 331 00:17:11,392 --> 00:17:13,562 -What restaurant? - Psycho much? 332 00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,329 Chill, Mom. He's fine. 333 00:17:16,097 --> 00:17:17,131 At least we're having favorite chicken 334 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:18,567 for dinner tonight. 335 00:17:30,979 --> 00:17:32,246 Oh. 336 00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:35,449 -Thank you for saving the day. -Well. 337 00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:38,085 Just do what I'm told. 338 00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:43,057 You know, for months, I've been just so confident 339 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,359 that we're doing the right thing and then... 340 00:17:48,362 --> 00:17:50,097 today I'm like... 341 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:51,499 ...what are we doing? 342 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,467 Jen. 343 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:55,571 Come on, we-- 344 00:17:56,038 --> 00:17:58,840 Listen. We-- we-- we can wait, okay? 345 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:01,108 We don't have to tell them tonight. 346 00:18:01,677 --> 00:18:02,778 All right? 347 00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,112 Thank you. 348 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,616 Happy to see me? 349 00:18:08,182 --> 00:18:09,450 What? Why? 350 00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:11,385 You have a bulge in your pocket. 351 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,021 -Really? -Just right there. 352 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:16,090 - I felt it. -Oh. Yes. 353 00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:18,259 Student had an allergic reaction, 354 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:20,762 so I had to give him an injection. 355 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,330 -You? -Uh-huh. 356 00:18:22,463 --> 00:18:24,633 -You did this? You hate needles. -Right? 357 00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:28,003 -I had to give him an injection. -Oh, my gosh. 358 00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:30,104 Was there nobody at the studio to do this? 359 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:31,238 You must have freaked. 360 00:18:31,372 --> 00:18:33,240 Oh, we were at a restaurant. 361 00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:36,110 I guess somebody, um-- somebody gave him almonds. 362 00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:38,580 Restaurant? Who-- who-- who-- who's the guy? 363 00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:39,948 Uh, Richard. Richard. 364 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:41,449 -Who? -Um, he's a-- Yeah. 365 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,485 He's a-- a young guy that just joined my class. 366 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,486 Huh? 367 00:18:45,621 --> 00:18:46,855 But, you know, nothing happened. 368 00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,356 I mean, we held hands and-- 369 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,592 Well, that's it, so... 370 00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:57,431 -Congratulations. 371 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,300 Wait, wha-- 372 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,637 I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out? 373 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,137 I knew it'd be a student. 374 00:19:07,809 --> 00:19:09,711 I'm literally missing the party of the year 375 00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:11,278 for a family dinner? 376 00:19:11,412 --> 00:19:12,881 -Everyone's going to be there. - Not everyone. 377 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:14,248 Shut up, Max. 378 00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:16,250 Guys, everybody stop fighting, please. 379 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:17,552 Taylor's having dinner with us? 380 00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:20,789 So, your dad and I, um... 381 00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:23,859 We wanted to talk to the three of you, 382 00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:25,994 all in the same place, um, 383 00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:27,863 about something really important. 384 00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,898 Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is important. 385 00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:31,800 - I already said that. - I know you did. 386 00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,234 Okay. So, anyway, you're-- 387 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,302 Taylor, um-- Tay-- I haven't even-- 388 00:19:35,436 --> 00:19:37,304 Hey, we're not done talking here. 389 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,774 Taylor, sweetie! 390 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:41,943 Taylor! 391 00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:47,576 Max! 392 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,480 Hey! 393 00:20:52,948 --> 00:20:55,282 Mom, he's doing it again! 394 00:20:57,219 --> 00:21:00,021 -Hey! 395 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:01,322 Max, stop. 396 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:03,324 -Stop. Mom! 397 00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:05,160 Mom, he's doing it again. 398 00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:06,661 -Make him stop. - Hey, listen up. 399 00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:08,597 This is important. We need everyone at dinner. 400 00:21:10,132 --> 00:21:11,233 -Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 401 00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:12,634 Tonight? 402 00:21:13,735 --> 00:21:15,402 Okay. All right, honey. 403 00:21:15,537 --> 00:21:18,039 I'm going to dispense with all the formalities 404 00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,541 and just bribe you. 405 00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,408 What will it take to get you at dinner, huh? 406 00:21:21,543 --> 00:21:22,911 Why are you doing this to me? 407 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:25,547 Uh, it's not-- 408 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,281 It's just tonight, honey, okay? 409 00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:29,184 Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob. 410 00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:30,619 Till 10:30 at night. 411 00:21:32,353 --> 00:21:33,588 11. 412 00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:34,790 11:30? 413 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:36,892 I told you, I don't even want to go out with him. 414 00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,392 It doesn't have to be Jacob. 415 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:39,928 It could be any of the Old Testament prophets. 416 00:21:40,061 --> 00:21:42,564 I'll-- I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages 417 00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:44,065 and G-rated movies and... 418 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,535 abstinence pamphlets. 419 00:21:49,004 --> 00:21:50,071 Thank you. 420 00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:52,174 -Whatever. -I mean it. 421 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,242 Not just for this, for everything, I-- 422 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:57,779 We never have to worry about you. 423 00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:01,082 You've never been able to worry about me. 424 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,018 There's a difference. 425 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:29,911 Um... 426 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,515 I have to tell you something, Jacob. 427 00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:36,952 I can't go to Jamie's party anymore. 428 00:22:37,351 --> 00:22:39,453 -My parents need me at dinner. -Uh-- 429 00:22:40,288 --> 00:22:41,656 Emma! 430 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,390 I bought these. 431 00:22:43,525 --> 00:22:46,393 An entire box. Very optimistic. 432 00:22:46,528 --> 00:22:48,462 Let's just do it at my place. Right now. 433 00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:50,565 You have a death metal bedspread. 434 00:22:50,699 --> 00:22:52,433 And little planes hanging above your bed. 435 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:55,469 Okay, they're Jedi Starfighters. 436 00:22:56,171 --> 00:22:57,371 Oh, my God. 437 00:22:57,806 --> 00:22:59,841 This is why you're still a virgin. 438 00:23:00,742 --> 00:23:02,409 Guess I lucked out then. 439 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:19,393 Say, good sir. 440 00:23:19,527 --> 00:23:22,297 Why do you start and things that do sound so fair. 441 00:23:22,429 --> 00:23:25,066 All hail Macbeth. Hail to the king-- 442 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,068 What's this about you not going to Jamie's party? 443 00:23:27,202 --> 00:23:30,071 My parents. They want me at some dinner. 444 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:33,108 Hey, uh-- Good stuff... 445 00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:35,543 witches. 446 00:23:38,213 --> 00:23:40,982 And on stage, he's so good at killing people. 447 00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:42,951 - Hey. 448 00:23:44,986 --> 00:23:46,955 Eva, can I talk to you for a second? 449 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:48,189 Sure. 450 00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,532 Oh, whatever. 451 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,936 After all, he already bought an entire box. 452 00:24:18,653 --> 00:24:20,789 -Hey. 453 00:24:22,157 --> 00:24:23,258 You okay? 454 00:24:23,391 --> 00:24:24,526 Yeah. 455 00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:28,029 You know, life's but a walking shadow. 456 00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,633 You're doing really well, by the way. 457 00:24:31,766 --> 00:24:33,802 Yeah, the-- the scene. 458 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:36,071 Thanks. 459 00:24:36,972 --> 00:24:37,739 So are you. 460 00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,541 And I'm not just saying that 461 00:24:39,674 --> 00:24:41,009 because my character would. 462 00:24:41,576 --> 00:24:42,811 All hail! 463 00:24:44,879 --> 00:24:46,715 You know, they're, um-- they're showing 464 00:24:46,848 --> 00:24:49,084 Denzel's version at the university. 465 00:24:49,217 --> 00:24:50,819 Um, I thought it'd be fun 466 00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:52,320 to see, you know, his interpretation 467 00:24:52,454 --> 00:24:54,756 of the Scottish play. 468 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:58,860 I thought that maybe we could do that or something else, 469 00:24:58,994 --> 00:25:00,895 -or just, you know, that-- -Are you... 470 00:25:01,763 --> 00:25:04,265 -asking me to the movie? -No. 471 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,936 Maybe. Yes, yeah. I-- Yeah. 472 00:25:09,838 --> 00:25:10,905 Okay. 473 00:25:12,774 --> 00:25:15,176 Yeah? Oh-- Great. 474 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,911 Uh, okay, um-- 475 00:25:17,045 --> 00:25:18,813 Well, so, yeah, it's-- it's tonight. 476 00:25:18,947 --> 00:25:20,782 -So, we cou-- 477 00:25:20,915 --> 00:25:21,950 I can't. 478 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,319 Why is everything happening tonight? 479 00:25:24,452 --> 00:25:26,121 Emma. Emma, your-- 480 00:25:26,721 --> 00:25:27,989 Your mother called the office. 481 00:25:28,123 --> 00:25:29,991 There's been some kind of family emergency. 482 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,259 Oh, my God. 483 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:36,798 Cool. Cool, cool. 484 00:25:36,931 --> 00:25:38,566 -Cool, cool, cool, cool. 485 00:25:53,348 --> 00:25:54,616 Mom? 486 00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:58,053 Mom? Dad? 487 00:26:01,122 --> 00:26:02,557 Taylor, is Mom here? 488 00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:11,299 You promised Mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore. 489 00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:12,867 Hello, Emma. 490 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:14,369 I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, 491 00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:15,670 so you'll pay closer attention. 492 00:26:15,804 --> 00:26:16,905 I can't believe this. 493 00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:18,606 I thought there was an emergency. 494 00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,075 There is an emergency. 495 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:22,477 At dinner, Mom and Dad will separate. 496 00:26:22,610 --> 00:26:24,312 I need your help to keep them together. 497 00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:31,853 That's what this dinner's about? 498 00:26:33,855 --> 00:26:35,990 I mean, I knew they were having problems, 499 00:26:36,124 --> 00:26:38,059 but Mom said they were working them out. 500 00:26:40,595 --> 00:26:42,097 How do you know this? 501 00:26:42,764 --> 00:26:44,265 The clock can turn back time. 502 00:26:44,866 --> 00:26:46,134 Up to 12 hours. 503 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,770 What? Come on. 504 00:26:48,903 --> 00:26:50,405 I found out when I fixed it 505 00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:51,873 the first day it came. 506 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:56,077 That's today. It came this morning. 507 00:26:56,211 --> 00:26:58,446 This is the 23rd version of today. 508 00:26:58,581 --> 00:27:00,715 Which is how I know that Mom and Dad are splitting up 509 00:27:00,849 --> 00:27:02,417 at the end of it. 510 00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:04,419 And how I know the next words you're going to say. 511 00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:06,020 This is stupid. 512 00:27:07,155 --> 00:27:09,592 Yeah, of course you knew that. This is stupid. 513 00:27:09,724 --> 00:27:11,059 Um, how about this? 514 00:27:11,493 --> 00:27:13,194 Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles. 515 00:27:40,855 --> 00:27:42,824 I think I know how to stop Mom, 516 00:27:42,957 --> 00:27:44,792 but I need your help with Dad. 517 00:27:44,926 --> 00:27:46,761 They're making a big mistake. 518 00:27:48,096 --> 00:27:49,898 How do you know it's a mistake? 519 00:27:51,032 --> 00:27:52,535 I mean, better now than later. 520 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:55,538 Spoiler alert. Love sucks. 521 00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:57,138 It never lasts. 522 00:27:58,239 --> 00:27:59,807 Jacob's a wanker. 523 00:28:00,775 --> 00:28:02,410 Mom and Dad are different. 524 00:28:21,496 --> 00:28:23,198 -Oh, God! 525 00:28:23,731 --> 00:28:24,966 You're done barfing, right? 526 00:28:25,099 --> 00:28:26,935 'Cause I just cleaned my car. 527 00:28:27,536 --> 00:28:30,138 Yeah? Oh-- 528 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,843 We're off to a flying start. 529 00:28:41,816 --> 00:28:43,117 Pull over. Here. 530 00:28:54,162 --> 00:28:56,931 Sorry we haven't spent much time together lately. 531 00:29:00,134 --> 00:29:03,371 We don't really talk much anymore, do we? 532 00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:05,873 I know we're not supposed to talk about 533 00:29:06,007 --> 00:29:08,042 the not talking, but... 534 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,411 You can talk, right? 535 00:29:11,547 --> 00:29:12,947 You just don't want to? 536 00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:16,619 Look... 537 00:29:16,985 --> 00:29:18,253 I don't blame you. 538 00:29:19,153 --> 00:29:22,223 Most of what people say is really stupid. 539 00:29:22,357 --> 00:29:24,892 I just wonder if... 540 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,395 Taylor, where are you going? 541 00:29:29,531 --> 00:29:32,033 Taylor, what are you doing? 542 00:29:35,704 --> 00:29:37,939 Oh, my God. 543 00:29:38,072 --> 00:29:40,475 Goddamn. What did you do to my car? 544 00:29:40,609 --> 00:29:41,577 You didn't see him? 545 00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:42,877 -See what? -The kid! 546 00:29:43,011 --> 00:29:44,379 Dude, what the hell just happened? 547 00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:46,180 The car almost hit you. You almost got killed. 548 00:29:49,317 --> 00:29:50,385 Oh, my God. 549 00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:51,853 If Mom and Dad knew what you were doing 550 00:29:51,986 --> 00:29:53,288 right now, you'd be so grounded. 551 00:29:53,522 --> 00:29:55,290 I love being grounded. 552 00:29:55,557 --> 00:29:59,160 But that was the easy part. Now is where I need your help. 553 00:30:06,134 --> 00:30:08,504 Look at him. 554 00:30:08,637 --> 00:30:10,104 No wonder they're in trouble. 555 00:30:10,572 --> 00:30:13,007 Mom's beautiful, and he's a mess. 556 00:30:13,141 --> 00:30:15,009 It's like he's not even trying anymore. 557 00:30:15,577 --> 00:30:19,013 And he's smoking again? He's such a loser. 558 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:20,848 How is that our dad? 559 00:30:20,982 --> 00:30:22,551 It's all we have to work with. 560 00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:23,418 Yeah, I know. 561 00:30:26,789 --> 00:30:29,290 I have an idea, but we need money. 562 00:30:30,124 --> 00:30:32,260 Taylor, is that real? 563 00:30:32,927 --> 00:30:35,163 How did you get it? 564 00:30:35,296 --> 00:30:36,998 The stock market. 565 00:30:38,534 --> 00:30:40,001 Is that totally ethical? 566 00:30:42,805 --> 00:30:43,971 It's for a good cause, right? 567 00:30:44,105 --> 00:30:45,507 Okay, so you're gonna say to him, 568 00:30:45,641 --> 00:30:47,308 "It's a promotion, and we're giving free haircuts 569 00:30:47,442 --> 00:30:48,943 to everyone in the office, and it's your turn." 570 00:30:49,077 --> 00:30:50,579 I don't like lying. 571 00:30:53,481 --> 00:30:54,982 How short do you want it? 572 00:30:59,354 --> 00:31:01,055 We have 60 seconds. 573 00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:03,191 Is this absolutely necessary? 574 00:31:41,162 --> 00:31:43,097 No. Oh, my God. 575 00:31:43,732 --> 00:31:45,667 Oh, no. 576 00:31:45,801 --> 00:31:47,068 Um... 577 00:32:08,356 --> 00:32:10,324 She noticed his haircut, at least. 578 00:32:14,929 --> 00:32:16,297 Oh, my God! 579 00:32:16,431 --> 00:32:17,566 Oh, my God, they're going somewhere together. 580 00:32:17,699 --> 00:32:19,200 Like, this is great. 581 00:32:19,568 --> 00:32:21,335 I've never gotten them this far. 582 00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:35,149 This is huge. They went home together. 583 00:32:35,283 --> 00:32:36,552 We actually did it. 584 00:32:36,685 --> 00:32:38,319 We'll see at dinner. 585 00:32:57,506 --> 00:32:58,574 I know... 586 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,210 I acted like I didn't care when you first told me. 587 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,747 I guess... 588 00:33:09,183 --> 00:33:10,519 I guess it's just easier 589 00:33:10,652 --> 00:33:12,320 to act like you literally don't care, right? 590 00:33:13,622 --> 00:33:15,289 Because you don't have any control of these things 591 00:33:15,423 --> 00:33:16,758 that are happening to you. 592 00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:23,699 The truth is, I can't imagine Mom and Dad apart. 593 00:33:33,842 --> 00:33:36,612 Oh, crap. Mom's leaving by herself. 594 00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:45,486 La Marmotte? 595 00:33:53,094 --> 00:33:54,328 What were you doing in the kitchen? 596 00:33:54,462 --> 00:33:56,297 And who's that weird guy with Mom? 597 00:33:59,868 --> 00:34:01,469 I'm not breaking into anyone's car. 598 00:34:01,603 --> 00:34:02,638 I'm not doing it. 599 00:34:03,739 --> 00:34:05,774 I'm not strong enough. 600 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,110 Please. I'll explain later. 601 00:34:09,711 --> 00:34:10,779 Get back. 602 00:34:19,621 --> 00:34:22,024 That's an EpiPen. It could save someone's life. 603 00:34:22,156 --> 00:34:23,825 Oh, my God. You're not even breathing. 604 00:34:23,959 --> 00:34:25,027 Where's the EpiPen? 605 00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:29,798 Oh, God. Not my window. 606 00:34:29,932 --> 00:34:30,933 Right there. 607 00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:32,333 Oh, God. I found it. 608 00:34:33,669 --> 00:34:34,870 Okay. 609 00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:36,404 Okay. 610 00:34:36,538 --> 00:34:38,740 I'm putting it there! I'm putting it there! 611 00:34:38,874 --> 00:34:40,141 Let's do it. 612 00:34:43,946 --> 00:34:45,514 What? 613 00:34:45,647 --> 00:34:48,082 Killing Mom's new boyfriend isn't going to solve anything. 614 00:34:48,684 --> 00:34:51,319 She needs a shock, but not that kind of a shock. 615 00:34:53,055 --> 00:34:54,022 Oh, thank God. 616 00:34:54,188 --> 00:34:55,757 She needs a vision. 617 00:34:57,224 --> 00:34:58,492 Don't forget to stop at the Mini-Mart 618 00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:00,261 and buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight. 619 00:35:00,394 --> 00:35:01,495 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm on my way. 620 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,297 - Till tomorrow! -Who's that? 621 00:35:03,431 --> 00:35:04,967 Uh, just some crazy man 622 00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:06,133 yelling at me from the street. 623 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:07,970 -Bye. 624 00:35:08,102 --> 00:35:09,671 It's Showtime. 625 00:35:10,438 --> 00:35:11,673 Hey, Siri. Call Dylan. 626 00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:25,119 "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, 627 00:35:25,252 --> 00:35:27,990 Creeps in this petty pace day to day, 628 00:35:28,122 --> 00:35:30,726 To the last syllable of recorded time; 629 00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:32,861 Out, out, brief candle! 630 00:35:32,995 --> 00:35:34,395 It is a tale told by an idiot 631 00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:37,498 Filled with sound and fury, Signifying nothing." 632 00:35:38,265 --> 00:35:40,068 "My spouse has died, 633 00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:42,571 but yours still lives. 634 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:46,775 A chance to change your fate and fate to you alone gives. 635 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,243 See the light and change your way. 636 00:35:49,945 --> 00:35:51,178 Change your way... 637 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,180 and change today." 638 00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:01,023 It was really okay? 639 00:36:01,188 --> 00:36:02,390 Oh, my God. It was so much better than okay. 640 00:36:02,524 --> 00:36:03,825 You totally blew her mind. 641 00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:06,094 Okay. And-- and what was that part at the end? 642 00:36:06,227 --> 00:36:07,328 Uh, that wasn't in the play. 643 00:36:07,461 --> 00:36:10,132 I wrote it to fit the occasion. 644 00:36:10,264 --> 00:36:11,800 Wow, you're really good. 645 00:36:11,933 --> 00:36:13,300 Thank you. 646 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:15,837 Um... 647 00:36:17,271 --> 00:36:19,206 thank you again so much for doing this. 648 00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:20,676 -Yeah. 649 00:36:20,809 --> 00:36:22,443 -Um... -Uh... 650 00:36:26,515 --> 00:36:29,084 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Tomorrow. 651 00:36:29,216 --> 00:36:31,019 Tomorrow. 652 00:36:31,153 --> 00:36:33,088 Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorr-- 653 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:34,388 - Hey, MacBeth! 654 00:36:34,523 --> 00:36:35,590 Move it! 655 00:36:42,263 --> 00:36:43,999 - Hey, Mom. -Oh, hey, kids. 656 00:36:44,132 --> 00:36:46,400 -How was your day? -Huh, weird. 657 00:36:48,202 --> 00:36:50,237 Oh, yeah. I guess so. 658 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,306 No, I'm sorry. I forgot about that. 659 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,043 I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street. 660 00:36:55,177 --> 00:36:56,545 I thought that could stab somebody. 661 00:36:56,678 --> 00:36:58,547 -Who would leave it there? -Hmm. 662 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,983 -Maybe a crazy man? -Hey, everybody. 663 00:37:02,483 --> 00:37:03,852 Oh, oh, hey, hon. 664 00:37:03,985 --> 00:37:05,520 -Can we talk? -Yeah. 665 00:37:09,423 --> 00:37:10,625 Looks good, right? 666 00:37:10,992 --> 00:37:13,662 Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you 667 00:37:13,795 --> 00:37:16,698 all in the same place about something important. 668 00:37:16,832 --> 00:37:19,067 But we're not gonna do that tonight. 669 00:37:19,201 --> 00:37:21,570 Instead, we're just gonna have a nice family dinner, all right? 670 00:37:21,703 --> 00:37:23,972 - Right. - Dig in. 671 00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:25,173 I'm gonna have this. 672 00:37:25,306 --> 00:37:26,908 Now, thank you very much. 673 00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,242 Are you-- are you kidding me? 674 00:37:28,744 --> 00:37:30,612 -Dylan Barlow. 675 00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:34,149 I knew it. I knew his face. 676 00:37:34,281 --> 00:37:35,717 I couldn't remember his name. 677 00:37:36,317 --> 00:37:37,619 He's your friend, right? 678 00:37:38,019 --> 00:37:39,855 No. Yes. 679 00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:41,422 How do you know Dylan? 680 00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:43,390 Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class, 681 00:37:43,525 --> 00:37:47,495 and he just followed me around a supermarket... 682 00:37:47,629 --> 00:37:49,931 -doing Shakespeare quotes. -Huh? 683 00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:53,367 That's really weird. Why would he do that? 684 00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:55,537 Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually. 685 00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:57,806 What are you doing? I'm just gonna text his mom. 686 00:37:57,939 --> 00:37:59,007 No, stop. 687 00:37:59,908 --> 00:38:02,376 It was my idea. 688 00:38:04,345 --> 00:38:06,280 thought that it would change your plans, and... 689 00:38:07,082 --> 00:38:08,482 it did, right? 690 00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,519 My plans? 691 00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:12,988 With Dad. 692 00:38:14,256 --> 00:38:15,957 To get divorced. 693 00:38:16,091 --> 00:38:17,358 -What? - Hey-- wait, no. 694 00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:18,660 No, that's-- that's not what's happening. 695 00:38:18,794 --> 00:38:20,228 -Have you been spying on us? -Emma! 696 00:38:20,361 --> 00:38:21,428 -Yeah, but I-- - There is no but. 697 00:38:21,563 --> 00:38:22,798 We do not snoop in this house. 698 00:38:22,931 --> 00:38:23,865 We just don't. 699 00:38:23,999 --> 00:38:25,734 We face each other from a place of honesty. 700 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:27,102 Oh, yeah? 701 00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:28,904 Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks 702 00:38:29,037 --> 00:38:31,006 before you went to his car and pulled down his pants? 703 00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:32,406 -Emma! -Emma. 704 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,709 What are you-- What is she talking about? 705 00:38:35,376 --> 00:38:37,279 Oh, a new private. We met at a restaurant. 706 00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:38,847 He had an allergic reaction. 707 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,615 It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection. 708 00:38:40,749 --> 00:38:42,017 -You hate needles. -Mm-hmm. 709 00:38:45,854 --> 00:38:47,055 Congratulations. 710 00:38:47,189 --> 00:38:48,657 Mom and I are separating, everybody. 711 00:38:49,124 --> 00:38:50,992 -I knew it would be a student. 712 00:38:51,526 --> 00:38:52,861 Sweetie! No. 713 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,395 No. E-- Emma! 714 00:38:54,529 --> 00:38:55,496 Emma! 715 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:56,765 W-- wait. What's happening? 716 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,133 -Emma! - Just wait, sweetie. 717 00:38:58,266 --> 00:38:59,534 Guys. 718 00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:05,540 Fuck. Piece of shit. 719 00:39:05,674 --> 00:39:07,843 Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that. 720 00:39:07,976 --> 00:39:09,077 You know-- 721 00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:34,035 Well, 722 00:39:34,169 --> 00:39:37,272 At least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone. 723 00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:39,406 I wouldn't go there if I were you. 724 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,377 So... 725 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,581 we're doing it tonight. 726 00:39:47,549 --> 00:39:48,817 Where will you stay? 727 00:39:50,018 --> 00:39:53,555 I-- I don't really know. Da-- Dan has an extra room. 728 00:39:54,488 --> 00:39:56,423 Dan? His place is disgusting. 729 00:39:57,092 --> 00:39:58,894 I don't suppose you want to move out? 730 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:00,394 Don't put it on me. 731 00:40:03,765 --> 00:40:04,833 Max! 732 00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:14,109 -Max! 733 00:40:14,242 --> 00:40:16,044 Hey! Max! 734 00:40:16,878 --> 00:40:18,113 What do you want? I'm rocking out. 735 00:40:18,246 --> 00:40:19,948 Well, rock out in your own room. 736 00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:22,717 With your own headphones. Nobody wants to hear this. 737 00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:25,754 -That's not true. -And leave your sister alone. 738 00:40:25,887 --> 00:40:27,454 Why are you-- why are you always annoying her? 739 00:40:27,589 --> 00:40:29,624 See this space? Stay away. 740 00:40:29,758 --> 00:40:32,426 So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner. 741 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,962 Then you're gonna talk to Max and Emma. 742 00:40:34,095 --> 00:40:35,263 Yes, yes. 743 00:40:35,397 --> 00:40:36,731 Guys, Mom and I need everyone at... 744 00:40:36,865 --> 00:40:39,567 -...dinner. 745 00:40:39,701 --> 00:40:43,271 It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage. 746 00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:45,206 What does it matter? It doesn't work. 747 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,508 It's kind of creepy. 748 00:40:46,641 --> 00:40:48,243 It's got these scuff marks all over it. 749 00:40:48,376 --> 00:40:49,945 Got a scratch up here. 750 00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:51,646 Looks like the minute hand's missing. 751 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,381 You guys didn't drop it, did you? 752 00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:55,583 -Not yet. -Take it down to the basement. 753 00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,986 Taylor and I think we can fix it. 754 00:41:14,302 --> 00:41:15,904 Taylor? Are you... 755 00:41:30,218 --> 00:41:32,087 Wow. 756 00:41:33,688 --> 00:41:35,190 That's incredible. 757 00:41:35,323 --> 00:41:36,658 Don't touch it. 758 00:41:37,092 --> 00:41:38,526 It's very fragile. 759 00:41:39,094 --> 00:41:41,062 Oh, right. 760 00:41:42,163 --> 00:41:43,131 Of course. 761 00:41:43,264 --> 00:41:44,933 Uh, amazing. 762 00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:49,838 Uh, there's a package here for President Obama himself. 763 00:41:51,439 --> 00:41:52,707 Wow. 764 00:41:53,274 --> 00:41:54,609 Well, that is amazing. 765 00:41:54,743 --> 00:41:57,512 Why are you moving out tonight? 766 00:41:58,446 --> 00:41:59,547 Taylor? 767 00:41:59,914 --> 00:42:02,283 Were you listening in on our conversation? 768 00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:03,852 Because you know, 769 00:42:03,985 --> 00:42:05,887 we've talked to you about listening before, and-- 770 00:42:08,323 --> 00:42:09,958 Well, that is amazing. 771 00:42:10,091 --> 00:42:12,293 Promise me that you'll never leave us. 772 00:42:21,102 --> 00:42:22,537 Oh, God. 773 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:27,008 I love you and your sister, your brother so much. 774 00:42:27,142 --> 00:42:28,209 I never wanted-- 775 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,279 Well, that is amazing. 776 00:42:31,413 --> 00:42:33,715 Are things okay between you and Mom? 777 00:42:34,649 --> 00:42:35,884 Yeah. 778 00:42:36,351 --> 00:42:37,619 Yeah, it's fine. 779 00:42:38,453 --> 00:42:40,188 No matter what happens... 780 00:42:42,323 --> 00:42:46,728 I love you and your brother and sister very much. 781 00:42:47,429 --> 00:42:48,797 Fist bump? 782 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,400 All right. 783 00:42:52,535 --> 00:42:53,902 I'll see you a little later, all right? 784 00:42:54,302 --> 00:42:55,837 Oh. 785 00:42:57,739 --> 00:42:59,007 I forgot my coat. 786 00:43:07,582 --> 00:43:08,817 Hey, Eric. 787 00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:10,351 Charlie. 788 00:43:11,219 --> 00:43:12,587 Do you have a plastic bag? 789 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,322 -No. - Yeah, okay. 790 00:43:14,456 --> 00:43:15,723 Never mind. 791 00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:27,570 Hey, Devan. What's up? 792 00:43:27,702 --> 00:43:29,237 I'm sorry, Mr. D., 793 00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:31,206 but I got some not-so-great news about your apartment. 794 00:43:31,339 --> 00:43:32,941 Apparently, Harry Styles called 795 00:43:33,074 --> 00:43:34,976 and wanted your apartment for his LA pied-à-terre, 796 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:36,945 offered a bunch of cash, and they gave it to him. 797 00:43:37,078 --> 00:43:38,646 -Not cool. -What-- what are-- 798 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:40,315 -What are you talking about? -And I get it. 799 00:43:40,448 --> 00:43:42,617 I mean, I'm totally a Styler, but also not cool. 800 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,285 No, no, no. Devan? 801 00:43:44,419 --> 00:43:45,920 But the good news is I checked out another place 802 00:43:46,054 --> 00:43:47,523 that we manage that you will love. 803 00:43:47,655 --> 00:43:49,424 I can show it to you this afternoon. 804 00:43:49,558 --> 00:43:50,792 -It's great. -Okay. 805 00:43:50,925 --> 00:43:52,026 -Well, then, let's go-- 806 00:43:54,195 --> 00:43:56,599 Don't have misgivings. This is part of the process. 807 00:43:56,731 --> 00:43:58,166 -Here. -Oh, thanks, Bill. 808 00:43:59,467 --> 00:44:00,902 How's Devan? Is he helping? 809 00:44:01,035 --> 00:44:02,003 Uh, yeah. 810 00:44:02,137 --> 00:44:04,739 -He's a-- he's a real go-getter. -Yeah. 811 00:44:04,873 --> 00:44:06,341 I don't know what I would've done without him 812 00:44:06,474 --> 00:44:07,442 in my divorces. 813 00:44:07,576 --> 00:44:09,010 Gotta have a bachelor pad. 814 00:44:09,144 --> 00:44:10,645 Wait till you start putting it to good use, right? 815 00:44:12,814 --> 00:44:14,215 How's Justin handling it? 816 00:44:14,716 --> 00:44:16,217 Who? 817 00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:17,852 Justin. Your son. 818 00:44:17,986 --> 00:44:19,888 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he's great. 819 00:44:20,021 --> 00:44:22,591 I think our relationship's probably... 820 00:44:22,724 --> 00:44:25,193 it's as good as it's ever gonna be, you know? 821 00:44:25,326 --> 00:44:26,529 -Uh-huh. 822 00:44:26,661 --> 00:44:28,263 -Uh, I'm gonna go get a latte. -Yeah. 823 00:44:28,763 --> 00:44:30,098 Grab me one, too. 824 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,602 -Hey, Dad. -Oh, God. 825 00:44:33,735 --> 00:44:34,802 Oh. 826 00:44:34,936 --> 00:44:36,237 This is for a friend. 827 00:44:36,371 --> 00:44:38,406 Terrible habit. I should-- he should quit. 828 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:39,642 -Yeah. -Why aren't you at school? 829 00:44:39,774 --> 00:44:41,242 They canceled it. 830 00:44:41,743 --> 00:44:43,244 You expect me to believe that? 831 00:44:43,378 --> 00:44:44,846 I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend. 832 00:44:44,979 --> 00:44:46,681 Fair enough. What can I do for you? 833 00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,183 Well, I have these gift cards 834 00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:50,351 from your last birthday that you haven't used. 835 00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:51,819 -These? -Yeah. 836 00:44:51,953 --> 00:44:52,921 They're brand-new. 837 00:44:53,054 --> 00:44:54,455 Unlike your smoking habit, 838 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:56,691 which I'm willing to keep a secret. 839 00:44:57,392 --> 00:44:58,561 If what? 840 00:44:58,693 --> 00:45:00,995 If you let me give you a makeover. 841 00:45:02,197 --> 00:45:03,331 What? Me? No. 842 00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:04,432 Uh, what are you talking about? 843 00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:05,733 -Dad. -Honey, 844 00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,368 I really do appreciate the thought 845 00:45:07,502 --> 00:45:09,505 and the general weirdness 846 00:45:09,638 --> 00:45:12,173 of your sudden appearance here, 847 00:45:12,307 --> 00:45:13,374 -but-- -Trust me. 848 00:45:14,543 --> 00:45:15,810 You need one. 849 00:45:16,711 --> 00:45:18,246 Desperately. 850 00:45:19,582 --> 00:45:20,782 Are you sure, honey? 851 00:45:20,915 --> 00:45:22,483 Yes, I'm sure. You look amazing, Dad. 852 00:45:22,618 --> 00:45:23,851 I don't feel like myself, honestly. 853 00:45:23,985 --> 00:45:25,521 Please you just have to be confident. 854 00:45:25,654 --> 00:45:27,656 But when you see Mom, please tell her this was your idea. 855 00:45:27,789 --> 00:45:29,224 -Okay. -Okay? 856 00:45:29,357 --> 00:45:31,192 I had nothing to do with it. You did it for her. 857 00:45:31,326 --> 00:45:32,193 No, no, no, no. 858 00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:33,761 Honey, this isn't a good idea for me 859 00:45:33,895 --> 00:45:35,096 to be lying to your mother right now. 860 00:45:35,230 --> 00:45:36,364 No, you'll be fine. It's fine. 861 00:45:38,766 --> 00:45:41,537 Ooh, what happened to you? 862 00:45:41,670 --> 00:45:42,904 -You like it? -Uh-huh. 863 00:45:43,037 --> 00:45:45,106 Just decided to change my look. 864 00:45:45,807 --> 00:45:47,242 In time for being single? 865 00:45:47,375 --> 00:45:49,377 No, I did it all for you. 866 00:45:50,111 --> 00:45:51,479 Well, I don't believe that. 867 00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,414 Emma told me to say that. 868 00:45:54,415 --> 00:45:57,418 She showed up at my work, and she gave me a makeover. 869 00:45:57,553 --> 00:45:58,753 -Emma? -Yeah. 870 00:45:58,886 --> 00:46:00,388 But wasn't she at school? 871 00:46:00,522 --> 00:46:02,490 She said it was canceled. 872 00:46:04,759 --> 00:46:06,027 -That's weird. -Yeah. 873 00:46:07,362 --> 00:46:08,530 Tip of the iceberg. 874 00:46:08,664 --> 00:46:10,365 Weirdest day I've ever experienced. 875 00:46:10,798 --> 00:46:11,966 Well, maybe it's just because you know 876 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,168 -what's happening tonight. -Yeah. 877 00:46:14,302 --> 00:46:16,004 Hey. Hello. 878 00:46:16,538 --> 00:46:18,206 What is the deal with the Diehls? 879 00:46:18,339 --> 00:46:19,742 I-- I don't know. 880 00:46:19,874 --> 00:46:21,644 Let's find out. Let's find out together. 881 00:46:21,776 --> 00:46:23,044 Come on in. 882 00:46:23,845 --> 00:46:24,812 -How are you? -Good. 883 00:46:24,946 --> 00:46:26,047 How are you? Thank you. 884 00:46:26,180 --> 00:46:28,883 I'm great. This is-- this is great. 885 00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:33,154 - So, um... 886 00:46:33,622 --> 00:46:34,989 Sorry, family emergency. 887 00:46:35,123 --> 00:46:36,891 So this is happening tonight. 888 00:46:37,025 --> 00:46:39,294 Mmm. Mm-hmm. I hear that. 889 00:46:39,427 --> 00:46:42,130 But what if-- what if it doesn't? 890 00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:44,932 What do we have to do together 891 00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:46,602 to keep you two from uncoupling? 892 00:46:46,735 --> 00:46:48,570 I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner, 893 00:46:48,704 --> 00:46:50,171 and that's what we've spoken about. 894 00:46:50,305 --> 00:46:52,173 It feels a little soon. Let's not rush into things. 895 00:46:52,307 --> 00:46:53,941 I'm-- I'm sorry, did-- did something change? 896 00:46:54,075 --> 00:46:55,476 Because last week, you were... 897 00:46:55,611 --> 00:46:57,412 Last week was so last week, am I right? 898 00:46:57,546 --> 00:47:00,348 I say so many things, you know. Words just come out of my mouth. 899 00:47:00,481 --> 00:47:01,816 Ju-- just trying things. 900 00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:04,720 But this week, I'm getting this vibe, right? 901 00:47:04,852 --> 00:47:06,888 That you two are just great people. 902 00:47:07,021 --> 00:47:08,691 Great people who can either, 903 00:47:08,856 --> 00:47:10,191 hey, stay together 904 00:47:10,325 --> 00:47:12,827 or make the same mistakes with less great people. 905 00:47:13,194 --> 00:47:14,730 I don't know, just spitballing here. 906 00:47:14,862 --> 00:47:17,398 Why don't we just stay together, you guys? 907 00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:18,966 Are you serious? 908 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,902 I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice. 909 00:47:21,035 --> 00:47:24,707 Well, you just turned around after months of discussion 910 00:47:24,839 --> 00:47:26,240 -and-- and changed your mind. -True. 911 00:47:26,374 --> 00:47:27,576 I don't even know what I'm doing. 912 00:47:27,710 --> 00:47:29,010 There's nothing there. 913 00:47:29,143 --> 00:47:31,245 There's nothing there. 914 00:47:31,379 --> 00:47:33,081 There's nothing there. 915 00:47:34,148 --> 00:47:35,517 I know what I'm doing. 916 00:47:35,651 --> 00:47:37,251 I'm keeping you two from burning it all down. 917 00:47:37,385 --> 00:47:38,754 -What are you doing? -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 918 00:47:38,886 --> 00:47:40,789 Putting out the fire. Cooling you off. 919 00:47:40,922 --> 00:47:42,725 Cool off. 920 00:47:42,857 --> 00:47:44,192 How about a candy, you guys, huh? 921 00:47:44,325 --> 00:47:47,128 Let's sweeten the deal for the Diehls. 922 00:47:47,261 --> 00:47:48,162 Oh! 923 00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:49,497 You just have a great last name. 924 00:47:49,631 --> 00:47:50,865 I don't like my last name, 925 00:47:50,998 --> 00:47:53,101 but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers. 926 00:47:53,234 --> 00:47:54,636 Nothing was ever good enough for him. 927 00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:57,138 I'm okay. 928 00:47:58,373 --> 00:48:00,141 What about when he spritzed us with the water? 929 00:48:00,274 --> 00:48:02,276 Oh, my God. What is wrong with this guy? 930 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:05,880 -That's so unprofessional. -Who-- who recommended him? 931 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,483 Bill. Bill from your work. 932 00:48:08,617 --> 00:48:09,585 You're right. 933 00:48:09,718 --> 00:48:11,953 -It wa-- it was. -100%. 934 00:48:12,086 --> 00:48:14,055 And by the way, you have lost, like, ten years. 935 00:48:14,188 --> 00:48:16,124 This haircut is so cute. 936 00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:17,659 Oh. 937 00:48:18,192 --> 00:48:20,361 Does that mean we're touching each other again? 938 00:48:20,895 --> 00:48:24,432 If so, maybe we go back to the house, 939 00:48:24,566 --> 00:48:25,634 take a nap. 940 00:48:26,434 --> 00:48:27,669 Are you serious? 941 00:48:27,803 --> 00:48:29,036 Well, we're still married. 942 00:48:31,372 --> 00:48:32,608 Some countries you'd have to. 943 00:48:32,741 --> 00:48:36,411 Eric. Eric. 944 00:48:53,961 --> 00:48:57,365 Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up. 945 00:48:58,099 --> 00:48:59,735 No wonder half the country's divorced. 946 00:48:59,868 --> 00:49:01,603 Right. 947 00:49:02,336 --> 00:49:04,305 Why did we stop trying? 948 00:49:05,106 --> 00:49:06,374 I don't know. 949 00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,610 It's just easier, right? 950 00:49:10,178 --> 00:49:11,647 Just give in to it. 951 00:49:13,448 --> 00:49:14,516 Entropy. 952 00:49:18,152 --> 00:49:20,221 You ever think there's a way back? 953 00:49:20,988 --> 00:49:22,256 What? 954 00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,627 You ever think there-- 955 00:49:33,434 --> 00:49:36,070 -What did you say? -Nothing. 956 00:49:38,439 --> 00:49:39,373 Nothing. 957 00:49:42,009 --> 00:49:44,078 Yeah. 958 00:49:44,212 --> 00:49:45,379 Are you all right? 959 00:49:45,514 --> 00:49:47,348 Yeah. Fine. 960 00:49:51,653 --> 00:49:52,754 Ugh. 961 00:49:53,154 --> 00:49:55,524 I got to make a work call. I got a new private. 962 00:49:55,657 --> 00:49:56,725 Mmm. Lucky guy. 963 00:49:57,391 --> 00:49:58,760 How do you know it's a guy? 964 00:49:59,427 --> 00:50:00,495 Lucky guess. 965 00:50:01,462 --> 00:50:03,397 I'll leave you in private, so you make your call 966 00:50:03,532 --> 00:50:04,666 to your private. 967 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,067 What? 968 00:50:06,668 --> 00:50:07,703 Ooh. 969 00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:10,271 Now, as you can see, everything is up-to-the-minute, 970 00:50:10,404 --> 00:50:11,940 cutting-edge, state-of-the-art. 971 00:50:12,073 --> 00:50:14,242 Everything that the modern, hot, single man, 972 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,978 especially with this look, could ask for. 973 00:50:16,110 --> 00:50:17,880 Yeah, okay, and I want to be clear about this. 974 00:50:18,012 --> 00:50:19,948 This place is available immediately. 975 00:50:20,081 --> 00:50:22,149 Oh, yeah, it's all yours. No worries. 976 00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,986 And wait till the new hookups see this place. 977 00:50:24,118 --> 00:50:27,088 I'm talking muy enthusiastic consent, hombre. 978 00:50:27,221 --> 00:50:28,489 -Okay. -Okay? 979 00:50:28,624 --> 00:50:30,224 And most of the residents are single, 980 00:50:30,358 --> 00:50:32,794 so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids. 981 00:50:32,928 --> 00:50:34,095 All right, right this way. 982 00:50:36,097 --> 00:50:38,065 -All right. Here we go. 983 00:50:40,034 --> 00:50:42,804 And you are going to love this place. 984 00:50:42,938 --> 00:50:45,007 -Okay? 985 00:50:45,139 --> 00:50:46,307 Wrong number-- 986 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,010 Oh, the gate's a little malfunctioning. 987 00:50:48,142 --> 00:50:50,512 Okay, hold on, let's do a . 988 00:50:51,212 --> 00:50:52,346 Here we go. 989 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,216 Welcome to your new bachelor pa-- 990 00:50:55,817 --> 00:50:58,152 Oh, my Lord! 991 00:51:00,388 --> 00:51:02,524 Yeah, it was perfect this morning! 992 00:51:02,658 --> 00:51:04,358 You know, I-- I-- I'm sorry, Mr. Diehl. 993 00:51:04,492 --> 00:51:06,160 We'll get this fixed up and have it good as new. 994 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,736 What am I doing? 995 00:51:20,776 --> 00:51:23,277 Oh, God, I forgot about that, yeah. 996 00:51:23,411 --> 00:51:24,478 Who would put it there? 997 00:51:24,613 --> 00:51:27,214 -Hmm. Maybe a crazy man? -What? 998 00:51:29,017 --> 00:51:30,384 Were you two, uh... 999 00:51:31,019 --> 00:51:32,286 What? 1000 00:51:32,688 --> 00:51:35,189 Never mind. Um, honey... 1001 00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:37,158 can we talk? 1002 00:51:37,559 --> 00:51:39,595 Who came up with the idea of a deadline? 1003 00:51:39,728 --> 00:51:42,496 Ma-- ma-- maybe we, you know, could do it next week 1004 00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:45,433 or a couple of weeks or the first of the month. 1005 00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:47,368 But you've talked about being in limbo. 1006 00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:51,006 Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy? 1007 00:51:51,138 --> 00:51:53,107 Jen, you know that's not what I want. 1008 00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:56,377 And if there's any chance that we can work this out, 1009 00:51:56,511 --> 00:51:58,981 isn't it worth waiting a moment? 1010 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,849 Do you really believe that? 1011 00:52:06,153 --> 00:52:08,255 I know I haven't been... 1012 00:52:09,156 --> 00:52:11,793 fully present for a while. 1013 00:52:12,728 --> 00:52:15,262 But you know, ever since Taylor was born, 1014 00:52:15,396 --> 00:52:17,799 I'm like a ghost in this house. 1015 00:52:18,399 --> 00:52:20,602 I certainly fell off your radar. 1016 00:52:24,006 --> 00:52:25,073 I just... 1017 00:52:25,439 --> 00:52:26,942 I have three kids who-- 1018 00:52:27,075 --> 00:52:28,209 We have three kids, Jen. 1019 00:52:28,342 --> 00:52:29,678 So where have you been? 1020 00:52:32,246 --> 00:52:34,448 You're just so much better at it than me. 1021 00:52:35,449 --> 00:52:36,718 Especially with Taylor. 1022 00:52:37,318 --> 00:52:38,587 I could never reach him. 1023 00:52:39,087 --> 00:52:41,155 At all. And I could never reach you. 1024 00:52:42,691 --> 00:52:45,259 I just-- I don't know, just checked out. 1025 00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:47,663 Like, I've had one foot out the door for months. 1026 00:52:48,597 --> 00:52:51,600 But today, something changed, really. 1027 00:52:53,835 --> 00:52:57,338 God, I-- I don't want to live my life without... 1028 00:52:57,471 --> 00:52:59,841 my family, without my kids... 1029 00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:02,878 without you. 1030 00:53:03,344 --> 00:53:04,546 How do I know you won't have 1031 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,214 one foot out of the door again tomorrow? 1032 00:53:09,918 --> 00:53:11,318 I'm right here. 1033 00:53:11,853 --> 00:53:12,921 Fully committed. 1034 00:53:15,724 --> 00:53:17,659 And you'll let Emma keep dressing you? 1035 00:53:21,730 --> 00:53:23,765 -Yes, I will. 1036 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:30,072 Oh, Emma, you can go to your party. 1037 00:53:30,204 --> 00:53:32,339 Really? Yay! 1038 00:53:34,643 --> 00:53:35,744 Whoa. 1039 00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:38,245 That's a lot of excitement for a party. 1040 00:53:38,379 --> 00:53:40,115 Oh, I'm not going. 1041 00:53:40,247 --> 00:53:41,650 I'm just... 1042 00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:44,351 happy, you know, to have the option. 1043 00:53:46,855 --> 00:53:47,923 Okay. 1044 00:54:27,062 --> 00:54:28,130 Dad? 1045 00:54:28,496 --> 00:54:29,865 What are you doing? 1046 00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:33,168 Uh, you know, my, uh, grandfather always said, 1047 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,103 "The clock can help you now and then." 1048 00:54:35,237 --> 00:54:36,671 But it was always broken. 1049 00:54:36,805 --> 00:54:39,808 I can never figure out the gears or the movements, 1050 00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:41,009 but look at that. 1051 00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:45,180 Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion 1052 00:54:45,312 --> 00:54:47,115 unless a force acts to make it stop. 1053 00:54:47,249 --> 00:54:48,717 Otherwise, it'll just go forward 1054 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:52,187 and backward and forward and backward. 1055 00:54:52,654 --> 00:54:54,689 Your great-grandfather would be very proud of you two. 1056 00:54:55,557 --> 00:54:56,892 Text from your realtor? 1057 00:54:57,025 --> 00:54:58,660 "Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready." 1058 00:54:58,794 --> 00:54:59,895 Uh-oh, no, wait. 1059 00:55:00,028 --> 00:55:01,596 I didn't want to do this in front of the kids, 1060 00:55:01,730 --> 00:55:02,864 but so much for being fully committed. 1061 00:55:02,998 --> 00:55:04,833 No, no, no, this is a miscommunication. 1062 00:55:04,966 --> 00:55:06,234 This was supposed to be a trial separation. 1063 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:08,170 You were going to stay at Dan's. 1064 00:55:08,302 --> 00:55:09,271 You said Dan's was gross. 1065 00:55:09,403 --> 00:55:10,572 I was trying to find a place 1066 00:55:10,705 --> 00:55:12,073 that was comfortable for the kids. 1067 00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:13,340 Yeah, and for your new girlfriend. 1068 00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:14,643 There's no new girlfriend. 1069 00:55:14,776 --> 00:55:16,077 Just a lonely bachelor pad. 1070 00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:17,712 There's no bachelor pad! 1071 00:55:17,846 --> 00:55:19,181 You better hope there is, because you need somewhere 1072 00:55:19,313 --> 00:55:20,414 to stay tonight. 1073 00:55:20,615 --> 00:55:21,983 And you know what? 1074 00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:24,351 It's lucky for you, you have a packed suitcase 1075 00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:25,486 under your bed! 1076 00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,556 -No. -And I saw it! 1077 00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:29,291 Jen! 1078 00:55:31,226 --> 00:55:32,561 Jen! 1079 00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:37,032 Should I do the honors? 1080 00:55:44,706 --> 00:55:47,408 Does he look tired to you? 1081 00:55:51,947 --> 00:55:52,981 All right. 1082 00:57:00,982 --> 00:57:03,351 We steal his phone, that's great! 1083 00:57:03,484 --> 00:57:04,451 But we can't be 1084 00:57:04,586 --> 00:57:05,854 in three places at once. 1085 00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:07,656 Oh, God. 1086 00:57:07,789 --> 00:57:09,024 Hey, guys, what are you talking about? 1087 00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:10,292 Nothing to do with you. 1088 00:57:10,959 --> 00:57:12,894 Why are you guys always leaving me out of stuff? 1089 00:57:14,162 --> 00:57:16,064 -Ow. 1090 00:57:33,581 --> 00:57:35,482 If I'm not in my room or eating breakfast, 1091 00:57:35,617 --> 00:57:36,751 he comes down here. 1092 00:57:36,885 --> 00:57:38,320 I don't want him involved with this! 1093 00:57:38,452 --> 00:57:40,388 -Involved in what? -Have a nice trip. 1094 00:57:40,522 --> 00:57:42,924 You better come-- 1095 00:57:43,658 --> 00:57:44,960 How did you know that was going to happen? 1096 00:57:46,995 --> 00:57:50,464 Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time. 1097 00:57:51,498 --> 00:57:52,634 Seriously? 1098 00:57:52,767 --> 00:57:55,704 -That's so cool! -Wait, no, no, no, stop! 1099 00:57:59,140 --> 00:58:01,409 Wow, it really works! 1100 00:58:01,543 --> 00:58:03,144 You can't tell anyone about this. 1101 00:58:03,278 --> 00:58:04,478 Please, just, I don't know, 1102 00:58:04,612 --> 00:58:06,147 go to school like it's a normal day. 1103 00:58:06,281 --> 00:58:08,116 But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing. 1104 00:58:08,683 --> 00:58:10,051 Think of us working together. 1105 00:58:10,185 --> 00:58:11,319 He turned back the clock. 1106 00:58:11,453 --> 00:58:12,454 He's stuck with us now. 1107 00:58:12,587 --> 00:58:14,122 Fine. 1108 00:58:14,956 --> 00:58:17,292 Max, we can't afford any screw-ups. 1109 00:58:17,425 --> 00:58:19,861 This is a very delicate situation. 1110 00:58:21,162 --> 00:58:23,031 Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner 1111 00:58:23,164 --> 00:58:25,333 if we don't do everything exactly right. 1112 00:58:25,467 --> 00:58:26,735 Wait, what? 1113 00:58:29,671 --> 00:58:31,406 Pay attention, Max. 1114 00:58:31,539 --> 00:58:33,008 The clock is aging. 1115 00:58:33,141 --> 00:58:35,443 It can't take much more. 1116 00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,812 This day may be our last chance. 1117 00:58:38,279 --> 00:58:39,414 Let me help. 1118 00:58:39,547 --> 00:58:41,116 They're my mom and dad, too. 1119 00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:50,725 It's so obvious Dad packed this and not Mom. 1120 00:58:50,859 --> 00:58:53,128 Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts? 1121 00:58:53,261 --> 00:58:55,630 So both Max and Emma are sick today? 1122 00:58:57,632 --> 00:58:58,900 That sounds so real. 1123 00:58:59,034 --> 00:59:00,502 That's even better than the Obama filter. 1124 00:59:00,635 --> 00:59:01,936 Hey, guys. What are you doing down here? 1125 00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:03,738 I'm going to drive Max to school today, 1126 00:59:03,872 --> 00:59:05,340 so you're off the hook. 1127 00:59:05,473 --> 00:59:06,674 -To school? -But we just-- 1128 00:59:06,808 --> 00:59:08,877 And Taylor, honey, did you know that, 1129 00:59:09,010 --> 00:59:10,645 um, we're having dinner tonight? 1130 00:59:10,779 --> 00:59:11,946 We already told him. 1131 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,848 We're all really looking forward to it. 1132 00:59:14,282 --> 00:59:18,319 It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change. 1133 00:59:18,453 --> 00:59:20,055 -Yeah, it's been a while. -Oh. 1134 00:59:20,789 --> 00:59:22,190 -Oh, shoot! Watch out! -What? 1135 00:59:33,601 --> 00:59:35,103 A-- are you sure you can afford this? 1136 00:59:35,236 --> 00:59:37,372 We made $8,000 day trading this morning. 1137 00:59:38,073 --> 00:59:40,075 -Is that like drug dealing? -No. 1138 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,910 We knew which stocks were going up in the first hour, 1139 00:59:42,043 --> 00:59:43,912 so I put all my babysitting money into them. 1140 00:59:44,513 --> 00:59:46,114 Forget Mom and Dad. Let's go to Vegas. 1141 00:59:46,247 --> 00:59:47,916 We can get one of those high-roller suites 1142 00:59:48,049 --> 00:59:49,350 and have a sibling camp out. 1143 01:00:03,131 --> 01:00:04,466 Hi, Mom. 1144 01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:06,434 Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report. 1145 01:00:06,801 --> 01:00:08,436 Max, what are you-- 1146 01:00:08,571 --> 01:00:10,472 Max, this is Richard, my student. 1147 01:00:10,605 --> 01:00:11,840 What's up, bro? Cool duds. 1148 01:00:11,973 --> 01:00:13,441 Yeah, you can leave now. 1149 01:00:13,576 --> 01:00:15,310 -Wait, don't be rude. -Right. 1150 01:00:15,443 --> 01:00:17,412 -Please leave now. -I'm so sorry. 1151 01:00:17,546 --> 01:00:18,980 No, it's cool. It's cool. 1152 01:00:19,114 --> 01:00:21,182 I mean, little bro's on a mission. 1153 01:00:21,616 --> 01:00:23,084 -Catch you later? -Okay. 1154 01:00:23,852 --> 01:00:25,286 Tell me about your first date with Dad. 1155 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:27,523 -How did you get here? -I gotta get back to school. 1156 01:00:27,655 --> 01:00:30,425 -Go. First date. -Um, okay, so, uh, 1157 01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:31,960 your dad had tickets to a symphony, 1158 01:00:32,093 --> 01:00:33,928 and it was classical music, which I'm not into, 1159 01:00:34,062 --> 01:00:35,797 but I thought he was cute, so I said yes. 1160 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,933 Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, 1161 01:00:39,067 --> 01:00:41,469 and next to it was a food truck selling beignets. 1162 01:00:41,604 --> 01:00:42,737 -A what? -Oh, a beignet. 1163 01:00:42,871 --> 01:00:44,038 It's like a donut, 1164 01:00:44,172 --> 01:00:45,707 but they don't have a hole in it. 1165 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,642 Oh, anyway, so, you know, your dad was like, 1166 01:00:47,775 --> 01:00:49,944 "Oh, they smell so good, we have to try one." 1167 01:00:50,078 --> 01:00:51,547 We were running late, but I was like, 1168 01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:52,714 "Ah, okay, and--" 1169 01:00:52,847 --> 01:00:54,550 Oh, God, I'll never forget. 1170 01:00:54,682 --> 01:00:57,152 That first bite... 1171 01:00:57,285 --> 01:00:58,720 it was so delicious. 1172 01:00:59,454 --> 01:01:01,689 And then it started snowing. 1173 01:01:02,790 --> 01:01:04,492 It was so crazy, because, 1174 01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:06,828 like, it never snows in town. 1175 01:01:07,729 --> 01:01:09,397 And it was just so new. 1176 01:01:09,764 --> 01:01:13,001 And so exciting. 1177 01:01:14,068 --> 01:01:15,670 And it was just like... 1178 01:01:16,471 --> 01:01:20,175 the city, your dad, life. 1179 01:01:20,308 --> 01:01:21,376 It was just-- 1180 01:01:21,843 --> 01:01:25,246 It was packed into this one magical moment. 1181 01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:26,447 Are you okay? 1182 01:01:26,981 --> 01:01:28,850 Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie. 1183 01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:30,251 I-- I just hope that someday 1184 01:01:30,385 --> 01:01:32,621 you can experience that with someone, 1185 01:01:32,754 --> 01:01:34,355 because it really was special. 1186 01:01:36,592 --> 01:01:38,059 Is it still in a circle? 1187 01:01:38,726 --> 01:01:41,029 -What, sweetie? -Even without the hole. 1188 01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:42,864 A beignet? 1189 01:01:42,997 --> 01:01:44,999 No, honey, it's-- it's shaped like a square. 1190 01:01:45,433 --> 01:01:47,702 -Wait, what's this project for? -I-- I have to go. 1191 01:01:48,469 --> 01:01:50,939 Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school? 1192 01:01:55,743 --> 01:01:57,646 Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck. 1193 01:01:57,779 --> 01:01:58,947 A what truck? 1194 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,481 Like a donut, but square in holes. 1195 01:02:00,616 --> 01:02:01,849 I have friends in a school orchestra, 1196 01:02:01,983 --> 01:02:03,451 but where do we get a beignet truck? 1197 01:02:03,952 --> 01:02:05,320 I have an idea about snow. 1198 01:02:12,628 --> 01:02:14,195 Does he even care about the fish? 1199 01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,898 -Oh, I was just taking him-- -Max. 1200 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:20,735 Oh, Nemo? 1201 01:02:22,470 --> 01:02:24,872 Oh, no! 1202 01:02:25,006 --> 01:02:26,508 I had nothing to do with this, you did this for her. 1203 01:02:26,642 --> 01:02:28,910 No, no, no, no, honey, this isn't a good idea for me 1204 01:02:29,043 --> 01:02:30,613 to be lying to your mother right now. 1205 01:02:30,745 --> 01:02:32,981 It's fine. You're fine. 1206 01:02:38,052 --> 01:02:39,487 Harry Styles called. 1207 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:41,289 He wanted your apartment for his L.A. pied-à-terre, 1208 01:02:41,422 --> 01:02:43,191 The good news is, I checked out another place 1209 01:02:43,324 --> 01:02:45,126 that we manage that you will love. 1210 01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:46,695 You can see it right now. 1211 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,001 We gotta go. 1212 01:03:27,135 --> 01:03:29,605 Really? Not now. This is fun. 1213 01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:40,315 This is so much fun, I don't want this day to end. 1214 01:03:40,448 --> 01:03:41,784 Don't say that. 1215 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,151 Okay. 1216 01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:16,484 -Hey! 1217 01:04:18,486 --> 01:04:21,657 What the hell? What did you do to my car? 1218 01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:23,124 Bumblebee stole my phone! 1219 01:04:23,257 --> 01:04:25,059 The whole place is trashed. 1220 01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:27,529 -In position, make the call. -Good job, Max. 1221 01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,431 We'll finish everything at home. You know what to do now. 1222 01:04:30,998 --> 01:04:33,334 Devan, call for you on my line. 1223 01:04:33,468 --> 01:04:35,269 It's Barack Obama. 1224 01:04:36,237 --> 01:04:37,338 What? 1225 01:04:42,910 --> 01:04:44,112 -Hello? - Is this Devan? 1226 01:04:44,245 --> 01:04:45,748 -Yeah, uh, Mr. President. -Devan, 1227 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,281 I've been trying to reach you all day. 1228 01:04:47,415 --> 01:04:48,717 -Yeah. -I need a , man. 1229 01:04:48,851 --> 01:04:50,151 Well, what about Michelle? 1230 01:04:50,284 --> 01:04:51,953 Okay, well, are the girls coming? 1231 01:04:52,086 --> 01:04:53,522 Yeah, believe me. 1232 01:04:55,022 --> 01:04:57,593 Maxman to base. Mission accomplished. 1233 01:04:57,726 --> 01:04:58,993 Let's do this! 1234 01:05:03,898 --> 01:05:05,900 According to Find-A-Phone, you stole-- 1235 01:05:07,836 --> 01:05:09,303 Your Jen's kid. 1236 01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,607 -It's Emma and Taylor's fault. -Let's go, Bumblebee. 1237 01:05:14,743 --> 01:05:16,911 Oh. Oh, my God. 1238 01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:20,114 This is amazing. 1239 01:05:26,053 --> 01:05:27,054 Did you? 1240 01:05:27,188 --> 01:05:28,489 -I did-- I-- -I did not. 1241 01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:29,957 I swear. 1242 01:05:31,325 --> 01:05:32,393 Wow. 1243 01:05:32,994 --> 01:05:34,929 It was pretty fantastic. 1244 01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:36,732 That date. 1245 01:05:36,865 --> 01:05:38,332 That whole night. 1246 01:05:39,233 --> 01:05:40,903 -Yeah, it was. -It was. 1247 01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:44,972 This is unusual. 1248 01:05:45,674 --> 01:05:48,242 -Smells good. -Sure does. 1249 01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:50,111 Should we get a beignet? 1250 01:05:50,612 --> 01:05:51,979 I think we should. 1251 01:05:53,281 --> 01:05:55,684 -We're gonna have two beignets. -Come on right up. 1252 01:06:00,988 --> 01:06:02,457 Dylan. 1253 01:06:03,692 --> 01:06:06,227 -All right, here you guys... -Where's Max? 1254 01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:11,466 Hmm. They're just as good as they were back then. 1255 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,602 Back then, I was too terrified to even eat. 1256 01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:16,137 I was afraid you were gonna slap me when I asked you to kiss me. 1257 01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:18,272 I would have kissed you at any time during that date. 1258 01:06:18,406 --> 01:06:20,274 I probably would have kissed you hello. 1259 01:06:21,442 --> 01:06:23,745 -Now you tell me. 1260 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,519 So you didn't do this? 1261 01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:32,554 I didn't do this. 1262 01:06:34,188 --> 01:06:35,624 It was Max. 1263 01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,158 Our Max? 1264 01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:39,393 He grilled me about our first date this morning. 1265 01:06:47,101 --> 01:06:49,671 -Wait. Wait, it's snowing? -Snow. 1266 01:06:50,104 --> 01:06:51,940 This is fantastic. 1267 01:07:04,485 --> 01:07:06,555 I want to stay with you and the kids. 1268 01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:09,357 There's no other home for me. 1269 01:07:10,091 --> 01:07:11,793 I want you to stay, too. 1270 01:07:19,701 --> 01:07:22,036 All right, Stuart Little. Judgment day. 1271 01:07:24,405 --> 01:07:26,608 -So what happened? -Find-A-Phone. 1272 01:07:26,742 --> 01:07:28,810 -I told you to turn it off. - I forgot. 1273 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,144 You know this little dude? 1274 01:07:30,278 --> 01:07:32,480 Yeah, he's my brother, unfortunately. 1275 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:34,816 Neither of my parents are home right now, 1276 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:36,718 so thank you for bringing him back, 1277 01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:38,954 but I'll just take it from here. 1278 01:07:39,086 --> 01:07:40,288 What's going on here? 1279 01:07:40,421 --> 01:07:41,857 Nothing. 1280 01:07:41,990 --> 01:07:43,291 -Nothing. -Doesn't look like nothing. 1281 01:07:43,692 --> 01:07:45,226 So maybe your mom wants to hear about this. 1282 01:07:45,359 --> 01:07:46,728 -Let's go. - No, no, no, no. 1283 01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:48,597 Let's go, Captain Klepto. 1284 01:07:49,263 --> 01:07:51,700 -Tell your mom. -Oh, uh, Richard. 1285 01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,869 Wha-- what are you doing here? 1286 01:07:54,002 --> 01:07:55,069 Your kid stole my phone. 1287 01:07:55,202 --> 01:07:56,672 Max, is that true? 1288 01:07:56,805 --> 01:07:59,273 I'm sorry, you-- who are you? Who's this guy? 1289 01:07:59,407 --> 01:08:00,742 -My student. -I'm a friend. 1290 01:08:00,876 --> 01:08:03,244 A friend? How do you know my wife? 1291 01:08:03,377 --> 01:08:04,846 -Okay, let's not do this. -Let's not. 1292 01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:06,982 I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up to. 1293 01:08:07,114 --> 01:08:08,550 Eric? Hey, I thought that was you. 1294 01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:10,117 -Hey, hey, how you doing? -Hey, all right. 1295 01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:13,021 Seems to be someone here has my phone. 1296 01:08:13,154 --> 01:08:14,823 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. -Who's this guy? 1297 01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:16,758 Devan Andrew. I'm Eric's realtor. 1298 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,326 Realtor? Really? 1299 01:08:18,459 --> 01:08:20,328 And that bachelor pad? It is ready. 1300 01:08:20,461 --> 01:08:21,964 -Wow, are you kidding? - Hey, you know what? 1301 01:08:22,096 --> 01:08:23,331 It's all good. I'm just going to get going. 1302 01:08:23,464 --> 01:08:24,967 You want to go with him? Beignets, anyone? 1303 01:08:25,099 --> 01:08:26,367 Nobody wants a beignet. 1304 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:28,036 Could they turn this off? 1305 01:08:28,169 --> 01:08:29,103 -We've gotta make this right. 1306 01:08:29,236 --> 01:08:30,739 Don't turn it back. Come on. 1307 01:08:31,339 --> 01:08:32,373 No bachelor pad. 1308 01:08:32,507 --> 01:08:34,042 It's a beautiful pad. 1309 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:37,012 Your timing wasn't exactly great on that. 1310 01:08:37,144 --> 01:08:38,446 -You need a lawyer. 1311 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:40,549 -No, hold on. 1312 01:08:42,784 --> 01:08:44,185 Quiet! 1313 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,288 Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today 1314 01:08:47,421 --> 01:08:49,290 is figure out how to keep you guys together. 1315 01:08:50,092 --> 01:08:51,660 And you keep on screwing it up. 1316 01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:54,161 Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but-- 1317 01:08:54,295 --> 01:08:56,031 No, we do not want to go to dinner 1318 01:08:56,163 --> 01:08:57,899 because that's where you always announce it. 1319 01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:00,102 Look, don't take my word for it. 1320 01:09:00,234 --> 01:09:02,470 Taylor's relived the day 38 times. 1321 01:09:02,604 --> 01:09:04,072 -Max, that's enough. -And every time you screw it up, 1322 01:09:04,205 --> 01:09:06,608 Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock. 1323 01:09:07,976 --> 01:09:09,343 Taylor? 1324 01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:11,813 No, Taylor, I told you I got this! 1325 01:09:29,163 --> 01:09:31,165 Max had some sort of seizure this morning. 1326 01:09:33,535 --> 01:09:36,270 I'm looking at it now, Doctor. Is there nothing we can do? 1327 01:09:36,404 --> 01:09:38,239 The best thing to do is keep him calm. 1328 01:09:38,372 --> 01:09:41,643 No surprises or trauma of any kind. 1329 01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,380 What a hospital are you at? 1330 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,349 I think we're gonna need a second opinion. 1331 01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:50,251 This is a real emergency. 1332 01:09:50,384 --> 01:09:52,921 Are you kidding? Nobody believes you. 1333 01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:56,091 God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs. 1334 01:10:02,931 --> 01:10:06,535 Why would thieves only steal a dining room table? 1335 01:10:06,668 --> 01:10:07,903 Why not jewelry? 1336 01:10:08,570 --> 01:10:10,505 Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you 1337 01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:13,340 all in the same place about something important. 1338 01:10:13,474 --> 01:10:15,242 Yes, this is important. 1339 01:10:16,578 --> 01:10:18,479 No excuses. We need everyone at dinner. 1340 01:10:18,613 --> 01:10:20,615 Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you. 1341 01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:23,384 That's one million dollars. And it's yours to keep. 1342 01:10:23,518 --> 01:10:24,920 All you have to do is stay married. 1343 01:10:25,053 --> 01:10:26,154 Where did that money come from? 1344 01:10:26,287 --> 01:10:28,090 FBI! Nobody move! 1345 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:36,765 So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you. 1346 01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:38,567 Well, I thought they weren't pretty good. 1347 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,203 It was weird, though. It was like they already knew. 1348 01:10:41,335 --> 01:10:44,005 Wait. Hey! 1349 01:10:45,173 --> 01:10:46,708 Woohoo! 1350 01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:49,243 Get back here! 1351 01:10:55,316 --> 01:10:56,918 Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight. 1352 01:10:57,052 --> 01:10:58,352 Amazing news! 1353 01:10:58,486 --> 01:10:59,688 I just won a playwriting contest that includes 1354 01:10:59,821 --> 01:11:01,455 a four-year scholarship to college. 1355 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,892 Oh, honey! That's amazing! 1356 01:11:04,025 --> 01:11:07,162 -Congratulations. -Um, there's just one condition. 1357 01:11:07,294 --> 01:11:08,563 The parents of the winning student 1358 01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:10,498 have to stay married for all four years. 1359 01:11:10,999 --> 01:11:14,368 That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship. 1360 01:11:14,502 --> 01:11:15,971 I mean, it's a religious foundation. 1361 01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:18,540 I think they just want to promote marriage, you know? 1362 01:11:18,673 --> 01:11:20,842 But it's not a big deal. You guys are married. 1363 01:11:20,976 --> 01:11:22,911 American Foundation for Theatre and Marriage? 1364 01:11:23,044 --> 01:11:24,646 I've never heard of this before. 1365 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,982 Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus. 1366 01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:28,250 I'm sorry, we'll have to do 1367 01:11:28,382 --> 01:11:29,684 -more research. -No, forget it! 1368 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,257 -Wow. -Weird. 1369 01:11:35,389 --> 01:11:36,758 They think the foundation is bogus. 1370 01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:38,560 We just invented a new foundation, right? 1371 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:39,961 We need to try cancer again. 1372 01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:41,530 I know I can nail it this time. 1373 01:11:41,663 --> 01:11:43,765 No, look at the clock. We can't start over anymore. 1374 01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:45,901 If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner. 1375 01:11:46,034 --> 01:11:47,301 Yeah, I know. 1376 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:50,071 What do you think, Taylor? 1377 01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:54,543 Why don't you say something for once? 1378 01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:57,546 -I'm turning it back. -Whoa, Max. No, you're not. 1379 01:11:57,679 --> 01:11:59,681 -Stop. -Don't clock block me. 1380 01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:01,448 Oh, my God, not until we try everything. 1381 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:02,884 We have tried everything. 1382 01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:04,318 You're gonna waste a day. 1383 01:12:04,451 --> 01:12:06,420 -It's over. I'm doing it. -No, you're not. 1384 01:12:09,891 --> 01:12:11,492 Oh, God. 1385 01:12:12,393 --> 01:12:13,662 I guess that settles that. 1386 01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,831 -We're stuck with today. -It's not my fault. 1387 01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,532 Of course it is. 1388 01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,901 This is why I don't want you around, 1389 01:12:20,035 --> 01:12:21,435 why I always avoid you. 1390 01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:23,672 You screw up everything. 1391 01:12:23,805 --> 01:12:25,707 Only because you never think I can do anything. 1392 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:26,942 You can't. 1393 01:12:27,075 --> 01:12:30,011 You're a walking catastrophe, both of you. 1394 01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:31,513 Don't pick on him. 1395 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:34,549 She didn't mean it, little bro.. 1396 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,750 -I'm not turning it down. 1397 01:13:41,883 --> 01:13:43,551 Uh, no, I... 1398 01:13:44,485 --> 01:13:46,021 actually want to collaborate. 1399 01:13:46,154 --> 01:13:47,355 If you're still talking to me. 1400 01:13:47,488 --> 01:13:48,957 I'm sorry. 1401 01:13:52,861 --> 01:13:53,929 All right. 1402 01:13:54,696 --> 01:13:56,231 -Cool. -Yeah. 1403 01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:59,000 All right, I'll write what we can say, 1404 01:13:59,134 --> 01:14:01,836 but the music part, I'll let you take that over. 1405 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,139 Good. Yeah. 1406 01:14:04,873 --> 01:14:07,409 Uh, we could say, you know, that they can't have each other 1407 01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:09,544 even though, you know, they deserve each other. 1408 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,746 Oh, Max, this is so good. 1409 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,749 It's like when pop songs have a really good beat, 1410 01:14:14,883 --> 01:14:16,718 but then you listen to the lyrics. 1411 01:14:16,851 --> 01:14:19,287 We need the decorations, right? And we have to get the stage. 1412 01:14:19,421 --> 01:14:22,157 -Yeah. 1413 01:15:03,331 --> 01:15:04,666 Hello. 1414 01:15:08,502 --> 01:15:10,839 -Hi, Mom. -Hey. Take a seat. 1415 01:15:11,339 --> 01:15:12,674 Okay. 1416 01:15:15,343 --> 01:15:17,212 -Hey. - Hi. 1417 01:15:20,281 --> 01:15:21,783 Dad, take a seat. 1418 01:15:24,953 --> 01:15:26,054 All right. 1419 01:15:31,893 --> 01:15:35,964 This is the story of a couple, Jen and Derek, 1420 01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:39,134 who have everything except for each other. 1421 01:15:41,469 --> 01:15:44,205 By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore. 1422 01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:48,511 Just can't figure out how to live together. 1423 01:15:57,552 --> 01:15:59,020 Ready? 1424 01:16:27,882 --> 01:16:30,553 When one moment might have changed everything. 1425 01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:34,155 When one moment might have made sense of the ring. 1426 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,671 Well, that was, uh... 1427 01:16:51,507 --> 01:16:52,841 That was... 1428 01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:55,376 It was... 1429 01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:57,912 What was that? 1430 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:19,033 M-- Mom? 1431 01:17:30,712 --> 01:17:31,880 Dad? 1432 01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:46,854 Sorry. 1433 01:18:47,455 --> 01:18:48,890 I thought I was off. 1434 01:18:49,023 --> 01:18:50,892 We ought to do these sibling camp outs more often. 1435 01:18:51,025 --> 01:18:52,160 Yeah, once in a while. 1436 01:18:52,293 --> 01:18:54,229 We don't want it to lose its specialness. 1437 01:18:55,430 --> 01:18:58,132 Hey, we should probably return these, right? 1438 01:19:36,904 --> 01:19:38,206 I'll see you at dinner. 1439 01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,285 Did he suspect anything? 1440 01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:52,820 Right, like, uh, did this clock reset 1441 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:55,456 the same day 86 times before it exploded? 1442 01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:56,824 I don't know. Did he? 1443 01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,126 Hey, good morning. 1444 01:19:58,259 --> 01:19:59,894 What are you guys doing down here? 1445 01:20:00,028 --> 01:20:01,829 Um, we were just, uh, 1446 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,998 -helping Taylor clean up. -Mm-hmm. 1447 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,900 Such a bummer about the clock. 1448 01:20:06,467 --> 01:20:07,536 It just broke. 1449 01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:10,104 Come on, guys, let's go. 1450 01:20:12,373 --> 01:20:14,543 Come on, Barack, I saved you a shotgun. 1451 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:23,552 Taylor, come on! We're late for school. 1452 01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:24,753 So, about tonight... 1453 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:29,090 No, . 101879