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So... cold.
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Can't...
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Use the force.
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Eric.
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Leia?
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Oh, hi.
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Were you like that
all night?
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No, no.
From 1:00 to 4:00,
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I was whimpering because
your knee was in my back.
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Yeah, we get to Madison
next week,
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we're getting
a bigger bed.
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Eric, my knee
was in your back
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because you were trying
to hump me in your sleep.
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No, I wasn't asleep.
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I gotta go.
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My folks come home
from the hospital today.
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Donna, what's going on
in there? Donna?
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Um, just a minute, dad.
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This is yours.
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No time.
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I'm coming in!
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Hi, daddy.
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I heard voices.
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Oh, that was me,
you know,
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greeting
this beautiful morning.
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Uh-huh.
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Get out.
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May I ask why you're wearing
my daughter's blouse?
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I thought you'd be mad
if I was nude.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Fez?
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Oh, my god!
Did you see anything?
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Not much. You should really
think about a night-light.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪♪
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Yeah, it's a sweatband.
I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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What are you doing?
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Well, police academy
starts in a week,
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so I gotta get
in shape.
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So I'm eating raw eggs,
like rocky.
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Kelso,
rocky ate raw eggs
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'cause he was training
for a fight.
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If he was training
to be a cop,
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he'd just flunk out
of high school
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and grow a bad mustache.
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Oh, I'm growing
the bad mustache.
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Ohh!
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Forman, just 'cause
there's a sale at penney's
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doesn't mean you
gotta buy everything.
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Hey, Fez, you're supposed
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to bring your date home,
then take her pants off.
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Fellas, I'm afraid
your little jokes
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don't bother me, because
soon I will be starting
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my new life in Madison,
where if I so choose,
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I can wear ladies' clothes
all I want.
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Really?
Where is this Madison?
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So I can go there
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and kick
their dress-wearing asses.
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Guys, come on.
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I'm all man. I'm married
to Eric's slutty sister.
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Yeah, how's that going?
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Oh, not great,
but I'm pretty sure
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when Laurie gets back
from our honeymoon in Cancun,
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things will pick up.
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Laurie went on
your honeymoon alone?
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Oh, no.
That would be crazy.
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She took her friend Carlos
along to keep an eye on her.
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But I paid for both of them,
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so everyone knows
who the man is in this deal.
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Hello, boys.
It is me,
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the objects
of your desire.
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Hey, Jackie.
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So, Jackie, did you choose
between me and kelso yet?
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I'm on my way to the pool
right now to think about it.
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Rest assured, when i'm
in my most delicious shade
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of cocoa brown,
you will have your answers.
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Well, this might
tip the scales.
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I'm not wearing anything
underneath my track suit.
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This is stupid.
All right, I'm out of here.
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Hey, Jackie, you wanna
see something hot?
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Watch me drink raw eggs.
Oh, Michael...
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Jackie, hold on. I'm drinking
my eggs. No, Michael...
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Jackie, whatever it is,
I'm sure it can wait
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until after I drink my eggs!
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Fine.
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Hmm.
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Now, what is so important?
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You're allergic to eggs!
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Oh, man, I am.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I gotta go
to the hospital.
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That's okay.
I'll drive.
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I gotta pick up
my folks anyway.
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So, Hyde, your competition
for Jackie is, uh...
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Eggboy.
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Ooh, that must be
so humiliating.
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Fez, your wife's on your
honeymoon with another guy.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Carlos is just like a...
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He's kind of like
a chaperon. He, uh...
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Son of a bitch!
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♪♪♪
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How you doing
back there, kels?
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My eyes feel tight.
Do I look okay?
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Oh, my god!
Holy crap!
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What?! What?!
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Nothing. We're just
shocked at how...
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Great you look.
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Oh. Sweatband.
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I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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♪♪♪
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Come on, kitty.
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Let's get the hell
out of this weird place.
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I think some of these nurses
are stealing drugs.
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Red, I am a nurse here.
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I stand by my statement.
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Okay, Mr. Forman,
just to be clear,
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no going to work, no chores,
no driving for 3 months.
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And let's not forget the
root cause of the problem.
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Too much rage, right?
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Yeah, so he probably
shouldn't, like,
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yell at anyone
anymore, right?
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Actually, the reason
he ran into trouble is
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he was holding stuff in.
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He was holding stuff in.
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Okay, I weigh 42 pounds
'cause of what he let out.
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And I'm sorry, you're
telling me that, uh...
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There's more in there?
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Ha ha. No, no, no.
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He does not weigh 42 pounds,
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and these two
are the best of buddies.
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"Hey, dad,
wanna go fishing?"
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"Sure, son, let's hug."
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's what it's like
at our house.
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Ha ha ha ha. Ha...
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See what I mean
about the drugs?
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What you need to do
is focus on things
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that make you happy.
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Okay, but I don't know
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where we're gonna find
a boatload of dead commies.
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They gave me 4 shots,
none in the arm.
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Hey, pretty lady,
like what you see?
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♪♪♪
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Jackie, when are you going to
decide between kelso and Hyde?
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I already have.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Here you go, little boy.
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So, who'd you pick?
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Well...
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Wow, this ball must be hard
to catch, huh?
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I chose Steven, and i'm
gonna tell him today.
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I cannot wait to see
the look on his face.
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Oh, my god!
What if he cries?
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Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
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Oh, I'll make him cry.
You watch and see.
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Hey, what are you...
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You get a good look,
you little perv?
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She touched me
and it was awesome!
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♪♪♪
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Okay, now...
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Get you upstairs
for your nap,
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and, Eric, he needs quiet,
so no shenanigans.
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Mom, please. I haven't
shenaniganed in about 6 years.
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I've hooliganed. I've
no-goodniked. I've ne'er-done-well.
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Just yesterday I caught
myself rabble-rousing...
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Will you shut up!
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Welcome home, dad!
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You!
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You got a lot of nerve,
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showing your face
around here
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after what you did
to my daughter.
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Hey, I did you
a favor.
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That girl's been passed
around this town...
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No!
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Okay, you have already
given him one heart attack.
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That's enough.
Now hush.
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Hey, look, buddy.
Raisinettes.
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Mmm!
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Okay, okay, nap time.
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Oh, and, Eric, your father
has a checkup next week,
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so I need you to take him.
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Mom, I have to register
for college, remember?
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I'm not gonna be here.
I'm moving away.
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So you're still going?
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Yes, I'm still going.
It's college.
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Fine.
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Mom,
I gotta get out of here.
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Oh, kitty,
let him go.
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Odds are he's not gonna
amount to anything,
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and I don't want him
blaming me.
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See? That is exactly
the kind of thing
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that I have to
get away from.
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Fine.
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Great.
Great.
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Fine.
Oh, my heart.
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Dad! Dad!
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I... just thought
I'd break the tension.
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That's gonna
come in handy.
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Okay, no more
fake heart attacks.
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Next time you clutch
your chest, you'd better see
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a bright light
and some dead relatives.
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Hey, little brother.
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Hey, hubby.
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Don't "hubby" me.
I'm mad at you.
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Aw. But I brought you
a souvenir.
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Oh, look, Fez. A genuine
Cancun shot glass,
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still sticky
with Tequila.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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No biggie.
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Some guy left it
in my room.
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♪♪♪
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Okay. Steven...
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I'm here to tell you
I've made my decision.
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I choose you.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'm a good kisser.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here's your gum back.
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Oh.
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Oh, Steven, I missed
you so much.
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah, let's hit it.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Who is this?
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This is my date. You
didn't think I was gonna
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wait around for you
all summer, did you?
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Looks like
you traded up.
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Oh, you better back off.
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Back off or what?
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I'll call your parents.
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My parents
don't speak midget.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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I hate myself for
stopping a girl fight,
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but let's just...
Oh, screw it. Go! Go!
264
00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:31,139
All right. Steven,
you made your point.
265
00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:33,862
Now, please stay here
with me?
266
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,744
I'm sorry,
but I got plans.
267
00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,227
Hey, maybe you should
go work on your tan.
268
00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:40,709
Skank!
269
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,754
Aah!
270
00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,481
♪♪♪
271
00:11:51,522 --> 00:11:53,604
Okay, here you go.
272
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:55,606
Egg whites only.
No yolks...
273
00:11:55,646 --> 00:11:57,609
They're bad for you.
274
00:11:57,648 --> 00:12:01,212
But the yellow part
is the baby bird.
275
00:12:01,252 --> 00:12:03,855
That's the part
I wanna eat.
276
00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:06,858
Sorry.
Too much cholesterol.
277
00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,140
Which also means
no bacon.
278
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:11,183
Just good old
heart-healthy ham.
279
00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,227
Mmm!
280
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,552
Bacon.
281
00:12:23,196 --> 00:12:26,920
That is so good.
282
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,682
That is so much
better than ham.
283
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:34,448
And for you...
My famous
284
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,611
chocolate-chip caramel
whipped cream pancakes.
285
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,775
Mom, you're not
gonna bribe me
286
00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:42,457
into staying home
from school
287
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,939
with super-sweet
breakfast food.
288
00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:46,661
Where are
my sprinkles?
289
00:12:46,702 --> 00:12:50,265
No, no. The pancakes
are an apology.
290
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:53,228
I overreacted before. Of
course you have to go to school.
291
00:12:53,268 --> 00:12:55,871
So that's it?
It's no guilt?
292
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,913
That's right.
293
00:12:57,954 --> 00:13:01,437
What a nice
warm family moment.
294
00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:03,600
Let's celebrate...
295
00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:05,241
With bacon.
296
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:10,367
Mmm!
297
00:13:11,609 --> 00:13:13,890
Bacon.
298
00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:16,013
♪♪♪
299
00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:17,975
Steven, how could you go out
with another girl
300
00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:19,617
when I chose you?
301
00:13:19,656 --> 00:13:22,500
Jackie, when I said choose
between me and kelso,
302
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,743
I meant choose me,
right then.
303
00:13:24,782 --> 00:13:26,825
Making me sit around
and wait it out is immature.
304
00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,747
I want what I want
when I want it.
305
00:13:28,787 --> 00:13:30,629
What is so immature
about that?
306
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,511
Forget it, Jackie.
307
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,514
Maybe you're just
not my type.
308
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:37,916
Whoa. That was rough.
309
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,559
Even I've had a better day
than you
310
00:13:39,599 --> 00:13:41,921
and my head swelled up
to 5 times its normal size.
311
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:44,885
♪♪♪
312
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,847
Oh, my god, Donna.
313
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,729
Madison has
a course called
314
00:13:48,769 --> 00:13:50,330
"the social
significance
315
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,733
of jedi culture."
316
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:57,418
Mom, why are you
doing laundry?
317
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,300
It's almost midnight.
318
00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:00,662
Well, with your dad
not working,
319
00:14:00,702 --> 00:14:02,400
I had to pick up a double
shift at the hospital.
320
00:14:02,423 --> 00:14:05,867
It's the only time
I have to do it.
321
00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:08,710
Okay, don't do this.
322
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,152
Do what?
323
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:11,450
Come down here
in the middle of the night
324
00:14:11,473 --> 00:14:13,395
doing laundry,
looking like hell.
325
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,476
Oh, excuse me.
326
00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:15,718
No, I...
327
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,960
I'm just saying,
you're trying
328
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:19,401
to make me feel
guilty for leaving,
329
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,245
and it's not gonna
work. I can't stay here.
330
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:25,488
Okay? I have to go
off and live my life.
331
00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:26,809
I deserve that.
332
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:28,332
Mom, I deserve a chance!
333
00:14:28,372 --> 00:14:31,496
Okay, okay. No need
to use your squeaky voice.
334
00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,941
I understand that you
have to leave.
335
00:14:36,982 --> 00:14:38,904
I have bigger things
to worry about
336
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:40,224
than making you feel guilty.
337
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:46,592
Eric, if you feel like
you need to stay,
338
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:48,113
I mean, we can talk about...
339
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,356
No, no.
340
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:53,279
We're leaving next week
and that's final.
341
00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:55,441
Okay.
342
00:15:02,488 --> 00:15:05,773
Yeah, it's bacon.
343
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,575
And I don't care if you tell
your mother.
344
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,497
She doesn't scare me.
345
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,460
Eric, I almost forgot...
346
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,022
♪♪♪
347
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,224
How could Steven say
I'm not his type?
348
00:15:17,265 --> 00:15:19,988
I'm everybody's type.
That's my thing.
349
00:15:20,028 --> 00:15:22,110
Well, at least
you don't have to worry
350
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:24,313
about me chasing
after you anymore.
351
00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:25,834
I mean, most of the stuff
you and Hyde
352
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:27,877
used to argue about I
didn't even understand,
353
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,656
which makes me think that you've
become a complicated woman,
354
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,321
and I don't want
none of that.
355
00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:34,484
So you're really okay
with us just being friends?
356
00:15:34,523 --> 00:15:37,447
Yeah. I release you.
357
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:43,053
Fly, little bird.
358
00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:44,814
Fly, fly away!
359
00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:50,781
That was you.
360
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:55,185
Michael, do you think
I'm immature?
361
00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:57,749
No, you're almost
fully grown.
362
00:15:57,789 --> 00:16:00,231
Well...
363
00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:01,993
Steven thinks so.
364
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,196
Apparently, I'm immature,
365
00:16:04,236 --> 00:16:06,798
and that skank in the leather
jacket is what, cool?
366
00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,720
Well, I can be cool.
367
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,242
People can change.
368
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:12,325
Olivia Newton-John did it
for John Travolta,
369
00:16:12,365 --> 00:16:14,727
and that movie
was totally realistic.
370
00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:23,657
Wow!
371
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:24,658
Yowza!
372
00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:26,019
Yummy.
373
00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:29,863
Jackie?
374
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,546
Tell me about it,
Steve.
375
00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:39,754
♪ I got chills ♪
376
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:42,276
♪ they're multiplyin' ♪
377
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:46,201
♪ and I'm losin' control ♪
378
00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:50,446
♪ for the power
you're supplyin' ♪
379
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,248
♪ it's electrifyin' ♪
380
00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:57,013
♪ you'd better shape up ♪
381
00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,936
♪ 'cause I need a man ♪
382
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,060
♪ and my heart is set
on you ♪
383
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,462
♪ you better shape up ♪
384
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,866
♪ you better understand ♪
385
00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:11,389
♪ to my heart,
I must be true ♪
386
00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:14,312
♪ nothing left,
nothing left for me to do ♪
387
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:17,195
♪ you're the one that I want ♪
388
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:18,397
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
389
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,398
♪ the one that I want ♪
390
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,920
♪ you are the one
I want ♪
391
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:23,762
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
392
00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,965
♪ the one that I want ♪
393
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,046
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
394
00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:29,489
♪ the one I need ♪
395
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:30,850
♪ oh, yes, indeed ♪
396
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,814
♪ yes, indeed ♪♪
397
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,775
Oh, Jackie,
you're so much cooler
398
00:17:35,815 --> 00:17:38,218
than that skank
I was with before.
399
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,740
Please take me back.
400
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,599
'Cause we belong together,
like bop-bobba-loo-ba,
401
00:17:41,622 --> 00:17:43,664
sha-walla, she-bang,
she-bang.
402
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:48,990
Oh, the whole gang
is back together again.
403
00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:58,560
Are you gonna sing?
404
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:03,566
'Cause I've heard
you sing and...
405
00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:06,048
You're not gonna sing,
are you?
406
00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:07,890
No, but I'm gonna get
Steven back,
407
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,533
whatever it takes.
408
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:11,814
And I'm gonna get me a pair
of those black satin pants,
409
00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:13,217
'cause I look good
in those.
410
00:18:19,502 --> 00:18:20,905
Mom?
411
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:23,186
Fabric softener! I'm up!
412
00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:26,911
Mrs. Forman,
are you okay?
413
00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:30,114
Oh, sure. Oh, god.
I'm late for work.
414
00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,796
You're working tonight?
415
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:33,958
Well, honey, nights can be
our busiest time.
416
00:18:33,999 --> 00:18:36,801
Lots of people stroke out
after a big salty dinner.
417
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,126
But you worked all day.
418
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,209
I know. I gotta go.
419
00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:45,691
Okay, there's food in the...
Oh, who am I kidding?
420
00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:47,774
There's no food.
421
00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,905
They can't do this to me.
422
00:18:57,944 --> 00:19:01,348
They cannot do this to me.
I gotta get out of here.
423
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,391
Of all the people
in the history of the world
424
00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:04,729
that have ever had
to get anywhere,
425
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,970
it is me having to get
the hell out of here!
426
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,755
I have to go!
427
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,043
I have to stay.
428
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,334
Donna, I'm sorry.
429
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,377
Sorry? Eric, I think
it's amazing
430
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,739
that you'd do that
for your family.
431
00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:34,945
And, you know, we'll see
each other on weekends.
432
00:19:34,985 --> 00:19:38,468
Oh, so you're still going?
433
00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:41,793
Well...
434
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,234
Yeah, I mean...
435
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:46,477
Yeah.
436
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,840
Yeah.
437
00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:52,164
No. Of course.
438
00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:55,728
Oh, come on.
439
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,531
I think I know something that
might make you feel better.
440
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:01,935
Hey, um...
441
00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:03,816
Can we just like...
442
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:07,260
Could we just sit
for a while?
443
00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:09,302
Yeah, sure.
444
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,997
Sit for a while?
445
00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:25,841
If I hadn't found this bacon,
I'd be really pissed off.
446
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,803
♪♪♪
447
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:35,868
I mean, just because
I don't wear dresses
448
00:20:35,891 --> 00:20:37,493
and I know
how to fix a car,
449
00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,312
it doesn't mean I don't like
to be told I'm pretty.
450
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:42,098
Wow. It's like
I'm reading my own journal.
451
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,940
I think you're pretty.
452
00:20:43,979 --> 00:20:45,942
I think
you're really pretty.
453
00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:47,824
I think you're pretty.
454
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:49,465
Stop.
455
00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:57,354
Is this really happening?
456
00:20:57,395 --> 00:21:00,518
Shh! You'll break
the spell.
457
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:02,461
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