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There we are!
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You know who she is?
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Your grandma would.
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That's Violet Meredith,
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just the sweetest
little thing I ever saw.
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Hmm.
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When talkies came in,
she just disappeared.
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I never saw her again.
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Now, hold on. Here,
here comes the best part.
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The construction scene.
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Yeah, boy. Come on.
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Now, watch, watch what's
coming, watch. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's some stunt, huh?
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Oh! Aw...
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Look at that.
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Oh...
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I'm impressed, Pinky.
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You and Karl Banky really
pioneered special effects.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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That Karl, he... he...
he could rig anything.
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You know, he was
from a legit theater.
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Oh, a matinee idol.
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Oh, all the girls, they
just went gaga over him.
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Then, along came Rudy Valentino,
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and, well, poor Karl, he
was just box office poison.
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So, he went into,
uh, special effects,
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and... and directing,
and producing.
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Oh, he was some kind of genius.
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But he was also a screwball.
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So, where did you
get these prints?
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Oh, well I, uh, I've been kind of
strapped, financially, you know?
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And uh, I... I was thinking
of maybe selling the house,
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and so I, I was up in the attic
cleaning, and... and I found them
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in this old prop
studio suitcase.
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I didn't even
know I still had it.
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You know, if that Phoenix
Foundation that you say is so good,
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if they can work all
their special magic
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restoring these, uh,
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I won't have to sell this house.
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It's all I have left.
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Well...
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You sure they'll be safe?
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Yeah.
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Karl Banky, he burned my
negatives two months before he died.
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You know, Pinky,
I read that file.
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It never proved
that Karl did it.
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Well, there's some
things you just know.
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Old Karl, he hated me so
much he could've killed me,
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but he knew burning my
films would hurt me more.
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See, that's something I don't
understand. You guys were partners.
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Why did he hate you?
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Violet.
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Violet.
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We were both head
over heels over her.
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Like I said, she disappeared.
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Violet, the pictures,
Karl. All gone.
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I thought all those years
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that my movies were
gonna last forever.
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I was there, with
Keaton, Chaplin, Lloyd.
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Now, all these people
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will see my three best
movies, never seen before!
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I'll make 'em laugh.
I'll make 'em cry.
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Oh, when you're as old as I am,
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you'll realize how grateful an old
guy like me can be for that, oh...
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Take care of 'em.
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You know I will, Pink.
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I just, I just can't believe it.
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It's like I've gotten my
whole life back again.
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Well now you can
kiss it goodbye.
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Well, look at that!
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Now we've got burglars
from central casting.
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Put the suitcase down!
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You heard him!
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I know that voice.
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I know that voice!
It's Karl Banky!
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I know it can't be, but it is.
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Shut up!
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Lie down on the
floor, both of you!
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Do what he says, Pinky.
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No! He's got my movies!
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I'm not gonna lie down and
take that from some dead man.
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You never could take
direction, could you?
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If you try to follow
us, you're both history.
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In your case, Pinky,
ancient history!
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Yeah!
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Go.
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Zirconium charges,
set off by remote control.
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Wait. I know this box!
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Karl and I made it. It's the
first radio detonator ever used.
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That explains the bullet holes.
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Yeah, how'd those guys get it?
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Well, look. Two Stars.
See? See the logo?
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It's my old studio. Oh, they
got lots of this stuff out there.
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Oh, wait! Wait.
Where are you going?
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I'm going to the
studio! Studio? Why?
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It's a movie ranch now.
Location rentals, you know.
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Wait a minute, Pinky! Wait, wait
a minute. Come here. Come here.
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Don't you think we should
contact the police first?
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Banky's probably
burning my films right now!
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I just found 'em.
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If they get lost again, well I
might as well just lay down and die.
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All right, all right.
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We'll go after 'em.
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But let's take my
car, okay? Come on.
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Step on it, kiddo!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, sure.
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Shape charges.
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Bet my ignition...
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Pinky?
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Pinky...
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Damn!
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All the water's leaked out.
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It smells like sulfuric acid.
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And it's burned a hole
in your radiator core here.
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Made a slow leak.
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We can walk from here.
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Pinky. We're being set up.
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Pinky!
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They're on the lot.
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These guys gotta be like really
dim bulbs to fall for this, man.
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You gotta understand
Pinky's mind.
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The man's a complete egomaniac.
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Listen, Pinky,
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if we haven't been spotted
already, we're sure gonna be.
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Oh, you can go. I don't blame
you for watching your fanny.
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They're my movies
and I'll get 'em back.
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No, what I'm saying is, we
ought to look around first.
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Find the movies. Then
see what we can do.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You really want to stay with me?
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Pigheaded old man that I am?
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Yes.
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But I want to go into this
with a plan, you know?
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You know? I like
you, kid. You're okay.
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But I got no time for a plan.
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Look at him. Still cocky.
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He doesn't know that
he's about to pay me back
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for cheating me out of
what's rightfully mine.
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Ours, dude.
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Don't forget, I spent three
months playing security guard.
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Plus, if we off the old man, I
can go up for murder just like you.
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Neil, Pinky Burnette
is an old man
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with unsteady legs and
a heart condition, get it?
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If he has an accident or a heart attack,
there won't be any murder charges.
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That works for me. Good, Neil.
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Hey, you know what I'm
gonna do with my share, man?
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I'm gonna make a slasher movie.
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I'm gonna be a filmmaker
just like you, Karl!
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Come on, take
meetings, uh, do lunch.
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Audition girls in bikinis.
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This is the truck.
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No movies.
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All right, Pinky, you
stay here, out of sight.
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I'll try and get a closer look.
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Are you gonna stay here?
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Cross my heart.
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He's burning my movies again!
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I'm not afraid of you, Banky!
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Get ahold of yourself, Pinky.
You don't believe in ghosts.
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The man's a bigger
fool than I thought.
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Oh! Oh, boy.
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Pinky?
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Damn!
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Pinky?
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Who is this stud?
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You said four flat tires
was gonna lose him.
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Now what are we
gonna do with him?
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Whatever we have to, Neil.
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Pinky?
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Don't move, Pinky.
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Come on, Pinky.
Slow down, will you?
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Doggone it!
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Pinky, stop!
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Snakes!
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Pinky?
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He's not falling, Karl.
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And if he doesn't
fall, he doesn't die.
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Don't rush the
moment, Mr. Filmmaker.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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I'm terrified of snakes.
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Pinky, they're only rubber.
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See?
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That's a load off my mind.
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I'm ready to talk about
a plan, MacGyver.
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All right, Pinky! Huh?
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In my back pocket,
there's a knife. Grab it.
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God...
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Now, give me your wallet.
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What are you going to
do, rob me or save me?
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Just give me the wallet!
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All right. Now open it.
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Hold it by the end,
real tight. Uh-huh.
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Okay, okay...
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Okay. Shimmy over.
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Okay.
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Now on the count of three,
I'm gonna let go of the catwalk.
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You call this a plan?
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Just hang on.
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You ready? NEIL: Hey.
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What is this dude up to?
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Nothing that's gonna
do 'em any good.
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One! Huh?
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Two, three!
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Whoa! Oh, whoa!
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This dude is like
so fully awesome!
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Don't start a fan
club just yet, Neil.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
That was spectacular!
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Just like Douglas Fairbanks
in The Black Pirate.
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Yeah. Here's your wallet. Let's
get out of here, what do you think?
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Oh, come on.
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What's that?
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Nitro. Bum ticker.
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It's my suitcase. Again.
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This time, it looks like, it
looks like the real thing.
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Well how many of
those did they have?
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Oh, you know
property departments.
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They made four or
five out of everything.
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Oh, yes! Okay. Bull's eye!
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All right, Karl, now, nothing
fancy. Let's just go down there
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and croak 'em, a little lead in
the head, bang-bang, they're dead.
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Death by shooting brings
the cops, Neil. I don't want that.
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What we need is an
accident here, see?
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Something a little more subtle
than bang-bang, they're dead.
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That's gas, Pinky!
Don't breathe it!
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God...
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Pinky? Mmm...
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Pinky. Mmm...
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Pinky!
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This scene look familiar?
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Oh...
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The Hobo.
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Yeah.
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I was chained to
a track with Violet.
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I saved her by...
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By kicking the
switch to a side track.
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No side track.
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Where's Rex, the wonder
dog, when you need him?
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There's a train coming!
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Now is not a time
to panic, Pinky.
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Are you kidding?
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Now's the perfect time to panic!
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Oh, God. Oh, oh, my heart,
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it's just going crazy!
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Oh, my heart...
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Hang in there,
Pinky, I think it's...
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Pinky?
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Pinky?
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Pinky!
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Oh, no!
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Uh...
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Where...
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Where are we?
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Another sound stage. Huh?
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Look. Huh?
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Floorboards. Huh...
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How are you feeling? Uh...
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Just a little run down.
259
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,440
See?
260
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,978
Way to go, Mr. Movie Magic.
261
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,914
The old man's heart is
stronger than I thought.
262
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,718
Even if he had a coronary,
it still leaves the brainy dude.
263
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,755
I say we do 'em
now, man, both of 'em!
264
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:41,625
Neil, I hired you to help
me, not to do my thinking.
265
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,495
Karl.
266
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,598
You think I'm stupid?
267
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,302
Are your feelings hurt, Neil?
268
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,940
Yeah. I got feelings.
269
00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,811
Okay, so I'm no
rocket scientist.
270
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,413
But I'm smart enough
to be a producer.
271
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:07,184
Or to snuff the guy who
stole my ticket to the top.
272
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,187
What about you?
273
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:14,691
I'll take care of Pinky and
his friend my way, dude.
274
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,328
Now come on,
let's get this done.
275
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,870
How are we gonna
get off this track?
276
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:34,344
We'll unchain you, Pinky. I got
one last surprise for the two of you.
277
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,214
Then it's a wrap.
278
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,615
Banky?
279
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:42,085
You tried to kill me.
280
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,888
You... you dirty rat.
281
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,792
Who does your plastic surgery?
282
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:52,896
You're not funny.
You never were.
283
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,765
Unchain 'em, Neil.
284
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:01,304
Who... Who are you?
285
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:06,043
My name's Karl Meredith.
Ring any bells for you?
286
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:10,280
Violet Meredith was my
mother. Karl Banky was my father.
287
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,751
No. No.
288
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:19,389
No, that would be
impossible. Uh-uh.
289
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:23,560
Karl he... he was a
bachelor. His whole life.
290
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:25,929
A loner.
291
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,831
That's how well you knew them.
292
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,365
They were married secretly.
293
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,202
So their fans would
think they were still single.
294
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:36,106
My father died a
month before I was born.
295
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,509
I never took his name.
296
00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:42,445
Violet Meredith,
she... she hated Karl.
297
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:45,215
No. You were the
one she couldn't stand.
298
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:49,119
She adored my father. But you...
299
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:52,188
You swindled both of
them out of all their profits.
300
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:56,793
No! Those... those
movies were mine!
301
00:29:56,862 --> 00:30:00,497
I never wanted the
studio. Only my work.
302
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,532
You ran up debts.
303
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,836
When you left, my father
was stuck with all the bills.
304
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,306
He ran up those bills.
305
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:14,111
He ran 'em up because he only
made special effects pictures!
306
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,546
If he were working
today, I tell you,
307
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:21,184
he'd make Terminator 2
look like a low-budget movie.
308
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:24,054
Your dad agreed
to a deal, Meredith.
309
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,362
He must have thought he
could turn the studio around.
310
00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:29,559
No way. Not without
Pinky. They were a team.
311
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,131
My mother told me how he died.
312
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,534
Slowly, painfully.
313
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:42,038
The settlement you
forced on him broke him.
314
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,841
You killed him, Burnette.
315
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,612
Maybe now...
316
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,415
Maybe now he can rest in peace.
317
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,684
Outside.
318
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,252
Outside, move it.
319
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:07,797
What about my movies?
320
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,945
They've been in the
office safe the entire time.
321
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:13,336
And I got to thank you,
Pinky, for finding them.
322
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,916
You know of course
that when you die
323
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,952
the rights to all of your films
revert back to my mother's estate.
324
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:20,710
You'll be happy to know
that I'm the sole heir.
325
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,024
What? Go.
326
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:32,089
Is that true? Was that the deal?
327
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:35,225
It was part of the
settlement with Banky.
328
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:41,231
You see, Violet was a
silent partner of Two Stars.
329
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:45,235
But when she disappeared, I... I
just never thought it would happen.
330
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:56,887
Move out.
331
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,116
Come on.
332
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,996
My mother always told me how much
you enjoyed working in the tank, Pinky.
333
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,079
Can you tread water?
334
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:31,181
Of course I can tread water.
335
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,649
But I can also swallow it!
336
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:36,018
Oh, I hate this tank!
337
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:43,393
Sooner or later, you're gonna
get tired, Pinky. Dead tired.
338
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,963
Pull up the rope ladder, Neil.
339
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:15,358
The water that you're about to inhale
was piped in from the Mojave river.
340
00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,538
That's where the cops are
going to find your bodies.
341
00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:21,664
So, no one will never know that
you drowned on my father's old lot.
342
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:24,801
I like it.
343
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,571
Gee, that means
the world to me, Neil.
344
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:34,010
Like father, like son, Karl!
345
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,981
Your father played a
killer. But you are one!
346
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,849
Oh...
347
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,153
Meredith was right.
348
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:45,388
I can't keep up long like this.
349
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,123
Hang on, Pinky.
350
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,010
Pinky... Uh-huh?
351
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,879
If you stood on my
shoulders... Yeah?
352
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,037
Think you could grab
that hose? I don't know.
353
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,107
Let's give it a go, huh?
354
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,786
You ready?
355
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,909
Think you can stay up by
yourself for a few seconds?
356
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,144
Yeah, I think so. All right.
357
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,792
Hey, do you think it's
safe to leave 'em there?
358
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,072
How are they gonna get
out, Neil? I don't know.
359
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:35,098
Well, think about it. Their hands
are chained. They got no exit ladder.
360
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,702
They'll drown by the time we
pick up the films and get back here.
361
00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:42,572
Then we put 'em in the back of
the truck, head for the river. Simple.
362
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,321
There...
363
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,760
Can you tread a
little longer? No.
364
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,730
Well, you have to.
365
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,117
Oh!
366
00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:05,088
You... you did it!
367
00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:06,322
Oh...
368
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,974
Hey, what are you going to do
with your share of the film profits?
369
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:17,067
I don't know, maybe start
a special effects house.
370
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,647
I hope it comes out better
than the stuff you rigged here.
371
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:20,915
Don't laugh at me,
you little son of a...
372
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,471
I will not be
laughed at by a man
373
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,341
whose chief ambition in life
is to produce slasher films!
374
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,476
Chill out, dude.
375
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,666
You're losing your
sense of humor.
376
00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,825
Oh, oh, Stop. Stop.
377
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:44,761
I gotta... Oh, I gotta stop.
378
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,596
One of these days,
379
00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:51,167
I'm gonna tell you how old I
am, and it'll scare you to death.
380
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:55,171
All right, listen. Think you can
make it to the hotel down the street?
381
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,606
Oh, yeah.
382
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,942
Yeah, I could use a
bath and a good meal.
383
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,433
The brainy dude.
384
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,601
He's some sort of
Houdini or something.
385
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:29,005
I'm not finished with those
two yet! No, I say that you are!
386
00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:30,740
And no more special effects.
387
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:35,378
Just bullets. Plain bullets.
388
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,617
Okay, Neil. Okay.
389
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,729
Oh, look at that.
390
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:56,199
Well, I gotta
hand it to you, kid.
391
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:59,702
You know that hose gag
and this, this hinge bit.
392
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:03,406
You're the second most
original thinker that I ever met.
393
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,740
Thanks.
394
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,479
I, uh...
395
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:12,415
I got a confession to make, kid.
396
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:15,818
I get the movies
back, or I don't.
397
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:20,824
This has been the most
exhilarating day I've had in 60 years.
398
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:23,693
Okay.
399
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:39,142
I don't think I can run
anymore, MacGyver.
400
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,823
You're not gonna have to, Pinky.
401
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,148
We're gonna make
our stand, right here.
402
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,518
Anything I can do to help?
403
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:52,188
Well, I'm gonna
need a little time.
404
00:39:52,257 --> 00:39:54,723
You think you can keep
those guys busy for a while?
405
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:57,994
Are you kidding? Why...
406
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:01,631
I can do five minutes,
standing on my head. Ha!
407
00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:27,890
Hold it! Back it up.
408
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,960
I think I just saw Pinky.
409
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:38,233
God, the old man's gone goofy.
410
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,669
Move it.
411
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,621
Come on. Yeah, come on...
412
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,829
Right into the trap.
413
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,404
That's for MacGyver's tires.
414
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,479
Oh, man! This is so bogus!
415
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:24,180
Come on, Neil!
416
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:41,063
Don't shoot us. We surrender.
417
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,367
Watch out, Neil.
It could be a trick.
418
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,370
No way.
419
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,841
Let's rock and roll.
420
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,317
It's over, dude-skies.
421
00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:37,086
Nice try.
422
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,554
I don't like it.
423
00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:41,290
They're up to
something. No way, man.
424
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,859
It's over.
425
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:46,428
Nothing personal, boys,
426
00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:50,299
but I'm gonna put you out of the
misery that Karl here's been creating.
427
00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,803
Now drop your arms.
428
00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,873
See, I don't want
the autopsy to show
429
00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:02,578
that their hands were up when this
on-duty peace officer plugged 'em.
430
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:06,915
I said, drop 'em!
431
00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:25,434
You did it, Pinky!
432
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,905
No, it wasn't me. Uh-uh.
433
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:31,874
It was you and me.
434
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,580
As a team.
435
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,983
A great team, that's
what it was. Yeah.
436
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:43,986
It was, well, it was
like Laurel and Hardy.
437
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:47,756
Or... or the Marx Brothers
or Abbott and Costello.
438
00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:48,924
Yeah.
439
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:52,595
Oh, yeah, they're
here. They're all here.
440
00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:55,998
Can't you hear 'em?
441
00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:00,803
It's movie magic.
442
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:04,907
Oh, God, I love this business!
443
00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:18,187
♪
444
00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:44,046
Hey, Pinky. Why
aren't you inside?
445
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,915
Oh, I'm just too nervous.
446
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:50,052
I... I was shaking
so much inside that...
447
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:53,122
They were laughing at
me instead of my movies.
448
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,458
No, no, they love 'em.
449
00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,426
No.
450
00:44:57,495 --> 00:45:02,131
Come on, Pinky, the movies
are great. They're very funny.
451
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,802
Well, I, I did get a
sweet distribution deal.
452
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:10,640
And an offer, to
star in a big picture.
453
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:14,510
You see? That's terrific! What
are you worried about here?
454
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,180
Well, I don't know, I don't
know, I mean, I don't know.
455
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:20,483
It's just... just... I'm not used
to being back in the business.
456
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:23,419
Reborn. A star.
457
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:26,355
Oh, tell me I'm not
just daydreaming.
458
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,693
I think that's your answer.
459
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,502
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, but, you
know there are no kids in there.
460
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,515
I don't think the kids are
gonna like 'em, do you?
461
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:44,540
Pinky! Were you always
this nervous in the old days?
462
00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:46,309
Well, I... Of course
I was nervous.
463
00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:49,111
I... I... I invented
the word "nervous."
464
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:52,581
I mean, I was what they
called a... a basket case.
465
00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:54,183
Well, guess what?
466
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,985
You're back.
467
00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:58,688
All the way back.
468
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,657
You're right.
469
00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:05,428
I'm back! I'm back.
470
00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:07,697
I am back!
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