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JADE TUSK: Shi Long's Guards
.were closing in fast
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And there were too many
.to take on myself
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...I'm no use to Xiao captured
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so I had no other choice
.but to escape
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?PO: And Xiao refused to leave
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.That just doesn't make sense
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JADE TUSK: She believes
Shi Long has the power
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?NU HAI EXCLAIMING] Huh]
.to destroy the entire kingdom
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!We have to save Xiao
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We're no use to Xiao
.captured, either
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There's an underground
.water system down this way
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,If we follow it
.I bet it'll lead us outside
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!ROOSTER: No way! Nu-uh
!Not happening
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I am not
!following you anymore
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My fearless gang
!and I are out
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?We are
?We are
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What? Don't you want
?to help save the Empress
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?Save China
?Maybe even the world
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.ROOSTER: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
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I believe I have done more
.than my fair share of saving
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I have risked fluff
and feather
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getting you all out of
.some pretty sticky situations
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But did I even get
!a thank you note? No
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You are the one who got us
!into those sticky situations
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!Cart died because of you
He had his whole life
.ahead of him
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!See? Under appreciated
!Well, no longer
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I do not need that kind
.of negativity in my life
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,From now on
I only look out
!for numero uno
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.And these two, I guess
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.Aw, gee, thanks, boss
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...Sayonara
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!ROOSTER: Ingrates
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?Should we try to stop them
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.No. Wait. Don't go
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.Didn't work
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:MALE CHOW GUARD
.This is the last place to check
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[ALL GASPING]
!Run
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Have I told you how proud
?I am of you
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.Oh, Daddy
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.Stop, please
.I don't deserve it
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.I don't deserve any of it
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.I'm not ready to be Empress
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,Dear daughter
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you are stronger
.than you realize
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,But what if
...now hear me out
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What if you stay Emperor
?for a little while longer
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Just until I've had
.more training
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Two, maybe three hundred
?more years
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Or better yet, Shi Long
--would make
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.No, dear
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China needs a ruler that
.is not cruel and unyielding
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But one who is kind
.and receptive
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.That is you
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.Oh, thank you, Daddy
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:EMPEROR KANG
.It's time to wake up now
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?Wait, what
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[XIAO PANTING]
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?EXCLAIMS] Fan Tong]
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[Huh? [SIGHS
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,First, my dead father visits me
?then my, my dead best friend
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?Who next, cruel world
?My mother
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,My childhood imaginary friend
?Weird Eric
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.Oh, weird Eric
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!Oh, you were taken too soon
[CRYING]
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FAN TONG: The guards
!are gaining on us
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[GRUNTING]
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:GRANDMA
.Outta my friggin' way
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,Jade Tusk
...I just want to say
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?Will you get going
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[NU HAI EXCLAIMING]
!Hiyah
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.Come on
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Get ready to fetch
.some fist, doggies
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:BAO
!Fan Tong, let's go
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,Ha, ha. So long
.emotional support dorks
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!Bye
!Good luck
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!Mama
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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NU HAI: There's a light
!at the end of the tunnel
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.Nice optimism, Nu Hai
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.Oh, an actual light
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.That can't be good
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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?How you doin', Po
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?Huh
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.Oh, not again. Again
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!Oh, it's that turtle guy
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You have a lot of
!explaining to do, Mister
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!NU HAI: No way
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?The Master Oogway
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I get to meet
?the Master Oogway
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CHUCKLES] That so makes up]
.for being dead
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Yeah, who needs life
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when there's a musty old turtle
.to hang out with
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,If this is the Spirit Realm
?where's my husband
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.He owes me money
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?FAN TONG: Master Oogway
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Sorry, I don't mean
,to overstep
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but have you always had
?a monkey tail
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.Not judging, just asking
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?Huh
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,SUN WUKONG: Ha, ha
!you got me
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[SCREAMING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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What are you doing
?in the Spirit Realm
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Yeah, well, funny story
We're not actually
.in the Spirit Realm
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!This is just a regular beach
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.Better question
What have you guys been doing
to get yourselves
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on the bad side of
?the government
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!We were framed
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.For most of that stuff
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.Okay, your turn
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,Yeah
?what are you doing here
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.Seriously
!Yeah
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.All right, all right
[SLURPING]
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.Enough with the third degree
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.Full disclosure
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[SLURPING]
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!Aw, come on
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It's no coinkydink
we keep bumping
.into each other
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Now, I know some of you
are familiar with
...the White Bone Demon
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.Ugh, not this again
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What does
a mythical evil spirit
?have to do with this
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[Mythical?" [SCOFFS"
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She's no more
.mythical than I am
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And she and I have
.a bit of a history
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:ANNOUNCER
Sun Wukong versus
.the White Bone Demon
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!Round one. Fight
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SON WUKONG: She made
the mistake of trying
.to steal my soul
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I defeated her with
.my epic fighting skills
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And also the help of
.my magical crown
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And plunged her demon spirit
.deep into the earth's core
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:ANNOUNCER
!Sun Wukong wins
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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,Wait a minute
you're saying
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the White Bone Demon story
?Rooster told us was real
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!Of course it was real
!Now quit interrupting
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!ANNOUNCER: Round two
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,SUN WUKONG: Years later
I stumbled upon the
.mythical Red Jade Mine
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,But before I could even touch one tiny nugget
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,all the jade was stolen
.along with my crown
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The gods blamed me
.for taking the jade
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.I had to find worthy warriors to help me get it back
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,Yada yada yada
.and here we are
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But, the White Bone Demon
.can't be working alone
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,She doesn't have a body
so she can't exactly
?steal, see
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?Now, who could it be? Hmm
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?Who could it be
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!It's gotta be Shi Long
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!Geesh! Finally
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?Excuse me
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I heard pandas
...were slow but
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?Why didn't you stop her
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The White Bone Demon
!has my crown
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It's the whole reason I was
strong enough to defeat her
!in the first place
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Well, you could have given us
!a little heads up
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Would you have
?helped me if I had
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!Yeah-
.I guess-
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!No
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.Well, too late now
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?So what do we know
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We know Shi Long
.has a large Terra Cotta Army
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Which is being powered
.by Red Jade
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?Power an army
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Red Jade can't do that
.on its own
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,It's a powerful conductor
but it needs a source
.to conduct
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Oh, what about
?the Wellspring
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?The legendary Wellspring
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The source of
all light and life
?in the Universe
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.I'd say that'd do it
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Then it's a good thing
the Wellspring is safe and sound
...in Panda Village
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?What
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?You didn't tell him
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.Uh, Son. The Wellspring
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.It, uh, was stolen
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Right out from
?under our panda noses!What
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!Seriously? You had one job
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If the lizard lady
has the chi infused Red Jade
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that's enough to
power an army
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and create a pathway
from the Realm of the Dead
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straight into
!the Physical Realm
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So, we have to stop Shi Long
.before she can even start
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As long as the White Bone Demon
stays out of our realm
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.we should be fine
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ROOSTER: My instincts
.are never wrong
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.Just a few more small steps
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!You said that an hour ago
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So then there will be
,even fewer small steps
?now won't there
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[CLUCKS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[ALL WHIMPERING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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.NU HAI: No, no
[GROANS]
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?Hey, Nu Hai
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.It's no use, Master Po
.I'm out of good ideas
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Maybe it was just a fluke
that those other plans
.worked out anyway
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Maybe I'm not cut
...out for this. Maybe
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You know who
?you remind me of
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?You
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[CHUCKLES]
.No, Tigress
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?I do
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Yeah. She would stress out
.coming up with plans, too
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.But they always worked
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Eventually, she learned
.to stop stressing
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Me, I'm more of
.a act before I think kinda guy
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-A fly-by-the-seat-of-my
.burlap-pants type
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.A pantser, if you will
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That's why Tigress and I
.made such a good team
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.Just like you and me
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,Wow, Master Po
.that means a lot
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.I mean, Tigress is my idol
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.Oh. Um. Ouch
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.Okay, well, good feedback
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!Ooh, I got an idea
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Yeah, I'm sure Tigress
.would be proud
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.If she were here
.Which she isn't
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.I am, though
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But she's the one who
...taught you Kung Fu
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.Oh, wait, that was me
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.Good morning, Xiao
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.We must begin the preparations
,It's quite the big day
.you know
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Don't worry, all the usual
pomp and circumstance
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will proceed with only
.a few minor adjustments
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There is one very important
.thing, though
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Right before your furry
little tail can grace
,the royal throne
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you must address your people
and tell them
.you are unfit to rule
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[GRUNTS]
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.Good girl
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Now, I've taken the liberty
of preparing a speech for
.you to memorize
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Just a little something
to let the people know
.I'll be taking over
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You are gonna look so cute
.when you abdicate
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:NU HAI
!Okay, everybody, listen up
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I'm pretty wired on fermented
coconut juice, so bear with me
.if I talk too fast
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I stayed up all night
preparing these classic cons
.for our mission
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,I'd say we're looking at a Hero
a Humiliation, two Sichuan
Twelves, two Blue Flowers
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and not to mention the biggest
.Pekingese Surprise ever
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.Hmm
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Well, Jade Tusk clearly knows
what each of these
.plans entails
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And, of course, clearly
.I do too, no question
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But just for the sake
,of these noobs
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,just to be safe, I mean
...why don't you walk us
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?I mean, them through it
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NU HAI: Jing and I will sneak into the Empress' Ceremonial Procession
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on its way
to the enthronement
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and convince Xiao
.not to abdicate
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.No, no, no. All wrong
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00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,701
!You must glide, glide
248
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,268
NU HAI: When Xiao
gets to the Palace
249
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,967
.a disguised Bao and Fan Tong will already be in the crowd
250
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,056
.We hear you sell disguises
251
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:19,537
Yeah, and not just to
.the ugly people
252
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,322
NU HAI: Once Xiao
,is officially Empress
253
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,803
Master Po will find a way
.to create a diversion
254
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,893
.Darkness
255
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,808
?Who am I
256
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,550
Well, she's definitely
.a diversion
257
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,815
,NU HAI: Mr. Ping, Li
and Grandma will sneak
.Xiao out of the palace
258
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,991
.We need some intel
259
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,820
.And we also need your cart
260
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,562
NU HAI: Meanwhile, Jade Tusk
and her Monks will destroy
.the Terra Cotta Warriors
261
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,956
Then we'll all meet back up
at the Plum Blossom Temple
262
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,089
and wait for this whole
.thing to blow over
263
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,656
!It's perfect
264
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,637
[GRUNTING]
265
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,646
.Psst, Nu Hai, look
266
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,390
The fan dancers weren't
!supposed to be armed
267
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,696
.You're right
.Well, we tried planning
268
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,655
.Now let's try pantsing
269
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,874
.Follow my lead
270
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,009
[GRUNTS]
271
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,010
?Huh
272
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,883
[GROWLING]
273
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,537
[GRUNTING]
274
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,453
[WHIMPERING]
275
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,892
.Excuse me, pardon me, sorry
276
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,851
.Xiao, it's Nu Hai
277
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,245
?Xiao
278
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,465
?Huh
279
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,903
!Oh, boy
280
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,429
,Aw, man
!we gotta get closer
281
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,778
!Excuse me, pardon me
282
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:10,822
.Sorry
283
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,872
Why are you donning masks
?of known and wanted criminals
284
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,963
We're the entertainment
.for the Empress
285
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,836
Yeah, we're here to show
how dumb the Four
.Constellations are
286
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,577
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
.I'm Nu Hai
287
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,972
I'm totally jealous
of my hot brother Bao
.and his 'it' factor
288
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,843
!Yeah! And I'm Jing
289
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:36,065
I'm in an existential bad mood
all the time because of an
emotional darkness
290
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,285
stemming from a bad
!childhood nap
291
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:44,160
[LAUGHS]
.It's funny 'cause it's true
292
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,509
.You can go
293
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,904
!There's the Empress
294
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,258
!No, there's the Empress
295
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,659
,If she's up there
that means Nu Hai and Jing
.couldn't get to her
296
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:05,703
?Huh
297
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,533
?When did you get so brave
298
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,076
[GASPS]
299
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,167
!Fan Tong
300
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,387
!You're alive
301
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,608
I mean, sure Fan Tong's
,alive and all
,but more importantly
302
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,610
Bao is alive
...and ready to
303
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,351
[SOBBING]
?Are you crying
304
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,961
.No
305
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,832
?Emotions
306
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,617
.Ah, this is all you, FT
307
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,186
.I'm so glad to see you
308
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,318
,But you have to leave
.it's not safe
309
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,755
We know
you're going to give up
.the throne to Shi Long
310
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,018
...What? How did you
311
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,280
.You don't understand
312
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,195
There are bigger things
.to worry about
313
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,761
.No, you don't understand
314
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,329
An Empress is supposed to
.protect her people
315
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,940
And giving Shi Long the throne
.is the only way to do that
316
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,117
...But, Xiao
317
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,683
!Not now, Bao
318
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,903
I'm not trying to get between
.you guys this time, I swear
319
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,166
.Guards coming this way
.We gotta move now
320
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,734
.Don't do it, Xiao
!Don't abdicate
321
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,564
.It's time, Empress
322
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,395
.I'm sorry
323
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,318
[HUMMING NERVOUSLY]
324
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,017
Just your regular caterer
.doing cater-y things
325
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,369
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
326
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,504
It worked! I knew
!we could do it
327
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,158
[MR. PING YELLING]
328
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,074
[ALL GROWLING]
329
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,381
.You spoke too soon, nitwit
330
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,471
,I realize that now
and I deeply regret
.how soon I spoke
331
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,039
[GRUNTING]
332
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,877
[GRUNTING]
333
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,923
[SCREAMS]
334
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,668
[GROWLING]
335
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,112
[BOTH EXCLAIM]
336
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,811
[GASPS]
337
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163
?Huh
338
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,083
!Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
339
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,085
!Empress, over here
!Empress
340
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,652
Where's Master Po
?with that diversion
341
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,045
I don't know, we just gotta
.trust he'll come through
342
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,743
[GRUNTING]
343
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,009
[YELLS]
344
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,017
!We did it. We beat 'em
345
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,714
!I knew we could do it
346
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,586
[DOOR SLAMS OPEN]
[GUARDS GRUNTING]
347
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,806
?Seriously? Again
348
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,417
.Oh, boy
349
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:36,784
Thank you so much
for being here to celebrate
.this most auspicious day
350
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,612
.It means the world to me
351
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,701
[ALL CHEERING]
352
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,750
,As many of you know
the royal advisor Shi Long
353
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,188
has been more than
.just an advisor
354
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,060
.She's been my best friend
.And my sister
355
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,806
While I use my time to write
emotional song lyrics
356
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,025
and pursue a degree
,in art history
357
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:05,682
I can only hope
she will rule China
with the same love and care
358
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,032
.she's shown me all these years
359
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,991
,Effective immediately
360
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,733
...I abdicate
361
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,125
?What's that
[GASPS]
362
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,568
?How y'all doing tonight
363
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,006
[EXCLAIMS]
364
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,703
[GROANING]
365
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,402
[THUDDING]
366
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,323
,Not what I expected
.but it works
367
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,411
!PO: Stop
368
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,723
.We can't let this go on
369
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,683
Shi Long was gonna
make the Empress
give up her throne
370
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:54,557
for some nefarious purpose
I'm not all that sure
.about exactly
371
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:58,692
But I'm pretty sure
there's an evil army
.that's being powered by chi
372
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,521
.So that's definitely not good
373
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,828
!Master Po is right
374
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:08,136
[ALL GASPING]
?What did she say
375
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:12,271
These are quite harsh
,accusations, Master Po
376
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,795
especially coming from
.the likes of you
377
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,100
.You're right
378
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,668
,But, wait, what do you mean
"?the likes of you"
379
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,932
You and your students
have been ravaging
.this country
380
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,283
All that power has gone
.to your heads
381
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,372
!Citizens
382
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:30,419
Before you stand
.the real enemies
383
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:36,512
They have been using their
powers to create the drought
384
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:42,301
and then hijacking the
dirigibles of provisions we've
.been sending across China
385
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,913
It's true, I have been
.raising an army
386
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,263
To protect all of you
387
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,047
.from them
388
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,354
,Guards
!release the protectors
389
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,443
[TRUMPETS BLOWING]
390
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,837
[WHIMPERING]
391
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,155
[YELLING]
392
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,465
[SCREAMING]
393
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,305
Take these traitors
.into custody
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