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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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[WHISTLES]
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[ALL GASP AND GRUNT]
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!Free public transpo
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!PO: I like it
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!Aah
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!Little bit jerky, though
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.Whoa
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So, dirigible guy said
he was meeting a contact
.in a tavern
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So let's find
!us a tavern
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...Excuse us! Do you
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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,Never mind
.she's focused on the road
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Maybe our contact
can tell us why
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those imperial guards
.tried to kill us
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!He better
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[And then, [GRUNTS
!we'll knock his teeth out
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...And kick his head in
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We need him alive
.and well
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With all of his teeth
...and his head intact
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!Watch the road, lady
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!BAO: Watch out
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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You get what you
.pay for, I guess
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.Huh
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[SCREAMS]
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[GROWLS AND SCREAMS]
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Well, we found
!the tavern
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But I don't want
,us recognized
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,so keep a low profile
?know what I'm sayin'
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.And no chi
Just, please try
.to blend in
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GASPS]
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[ALL GROWLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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!This is so awesome
!We're undercover
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In a tavern
!full of criminals
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And the government thinks
!we're dead! [LAUGHS] Pinch me
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[PO CLEARS THROAT]
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,You guys have, like
?a pot sticker type o' deal
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With a sauce
?or somethin'
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.Gongmen stew
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.No refunds
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...Um, is there silverware, or
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.Gongmen stew. No refunds
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FANG: Has the Empress
?eaten her dinner
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.Afraid not, sir
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She refuses and asked
,that we leave her be
.forever
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She's upset
.about that fat panda
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.Well, the fattest panda
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,Just, move aside
.I'll speak to her
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.Apologies, General
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We have strict orders
.not to allow anyone inside
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,And who, may I ask
?gave you the orders
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.You did, of course, sir
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.Right. Carry on
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She's been in the exact same
.position for hours
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And neither of you
felt the need
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to check on why
?she hadn't moved
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[GASPS]
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The Empress has been
.turned into a vegetable
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What wicked sorcery
[is this? [SNORTS
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.Suspect is a warlock
...Height unknown
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That's not
!the Empress, you idiot
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!General! Look
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,XIAO: Dear reader
your precious Empress Xiao
,is gone
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.probably forever
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,Do not search for her
,but if you do
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definitely do not
go into the woods
.surrounding the palace
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.She's not there
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,Yours truly
.xoxo, her captor
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What kind of monster
?would do this
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She's clearly
.written this herself
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The "I's" are dotted
with little hearts
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and there's peach juice
.all over it
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.We can't be sure
The warlock could've
.conjured his own juice
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,He's toying with us
!General Fang
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...Would you please
[GRUNTS]
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.Nobody can know she's gone
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:CHOW GUARD 1
.Of course, General
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FANG: The woods surrounding
.the palace are treacherous
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.The Empress is not safe
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,Okay, gang
let's split up
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and look for any
quizzical lookin'
.ne'er-do-wellers
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Hmm. Try to get
.some answers
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Are we assigning
?code names
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I call dibs
".on "The Albatross
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!Such a good idea
.But no time
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,Please
.nobody act rash
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[CLEARS THROAT]
.Jing
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,Give yourself an MTA
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moment to assess
the situation
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before you resort
...to whoopin'
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That dude looked
!at me funny
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!Hey
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!No
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[GROWLS]
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!Ya
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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!Aah
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[GRUNTS]
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!Aah
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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,For the record
I'm disappointed
!in you guys
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,LI: All right, people
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we're in less
!than an ideal situation here
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[ALL GRUNT]
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?So what's the plan, bozo
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We get inside
.the volcano
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It seems Shi Long
is building
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,a giant warrior in there
...made out of some kind of
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[MUMBLES]
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.warrior material
!Aah
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GRUNTS] What makes]
?you so sure
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[GRUNTS]
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Well, the designs
for a volcano lab
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and giant warrior
were on scrolls
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sitting right
.by each other
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,But you're right
.that could mean anything
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But those guards
did not like us
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snooping around
.down there
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Exactly. So we blow up
,the whole island
.without us on it
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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...And then when we do
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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!Ah
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?Rooster! What is the deal
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Keep your eyes
!on the sea, buckoes
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!Wing, Wong
!Cut splice the cunningham
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!Tide's in our favor
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Well, now hold that
!side of pickled cabbage
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Who died and made
?you captain
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[SCREAMS]
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I am the only one
here who knows
,how to sail a ship
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!you plump giblet
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?Is that so
?You've sailed a ship
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No! But I have ridden
.in the back of a wagon
!Enough gibber-jabber
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!Anchors a-weigh, boys
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,Deckhands
!hoist the buttress
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!Volcano Island, dead ahead
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!Whoa
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How are we supposed to
?find our guy in this mess
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We bust every head
!in this place
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!No more head-busting
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We wouldn't be in this brawl
...if you had listened to me
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We just gotta find
the slimiest looking
!slime ball in here
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.That guy's pretty slimy
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.You're right
Our bribe from the Empire
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should have been
.here by now
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Somethin' don't
.feel right
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!That's our guy
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[GROWLS]
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!Get them
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[WHIMPERS]
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!Aah
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[GRUNTS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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Nobody destroys
!my tavern but me
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!Aah
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS AND PANTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLS]
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,All right, pal
.we need to talk
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.Oh no, buddy
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,Sweet Christmas
!he's so sticky
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,Get your dry
!furry hands off of me
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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We gotta get him
!out of here
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!Good luck
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[EFFORT GRUNTS]
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?Maybe we can roll him
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[GURGLING]
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...You heard the man
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?You're a man, right
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[GROWLS]
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Let's roll him
!outta here
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[ALL SIGH]
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!Ow
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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?Huh. Hello
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?Is somebody there
?Father
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Is that your spirit
?here to comfort me
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[CRIES]
!Oh, Daddy
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[SHRIEKS]
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Don't let the darkness
.trick you, Xiao
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.Be brave. Be brave
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[GASPS]
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?What ya' got there, lady
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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!Or should I say Empress
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You think I care
.about that hat? Please
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It's super-tacky
.and hecka itchy
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So what's
a rich princess doing
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all the way out
?in these scary woods
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Well, I'm meeting
,a trained cut-throat
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...with lots of muscles
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.He should be here soon
?What time do you have
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.Your gold, Empress
!Or else
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!Halt! Unhand her
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You know who
?you're messin' with, pal
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Well, I think
.we showed them
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Let's get outta
!here, boys
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,You can't be out here
!Your Majesty
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Shi Long would have my head
.if she knew you left the city
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Well, tell her
.I'm not coming back
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.Let's go, Empress
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.No. I am a forest wanderer now
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,I do not know where I am going
...but from this point forward
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I will let the trees
[guide me.[RUSTLING
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?Father
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!Grab her
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!Now, trees
!Now is your time
!Rise up
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!Take them down
I order you in my
!name as Empress
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[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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?FANG: Who goes there
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...I demand you
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[SCREAMS]
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.Come with me, child
.These woods aren't safe
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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,All right
!time to talk, pal
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[GASPS]
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You're really gonna
.have to enunciate
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.The name's Dun Dun
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My delicate
combination skin
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must be
,constantly moisturized
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much like the buttocks
.of a North African Gibbon
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?Uh... What
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I need a lot
?of water, okay
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You'll get your
.watering, big guy
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[GRUNTS]
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Once we get
.some answers
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.Backwards pound
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That was fun, because
.we've never done it before
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You won't be getting
.anything out of me
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I was supposed to meet
,imperial guards in the tavern
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.not a bunch of skinny pandas
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!Oh, thank you
!Very kind
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Was hopin'
.it would come to this
[LAUGHS]
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!I'll jog his memory
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.Whoa, whoa, whoa
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What did I say about
[assessing the situation, Jing?[GRUNTS
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Okay, you don't want
.me to hit him
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,What do you want me to do
?heal it out of him
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!Nothing makes sense
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,NU HAI: Spill the beans
,Dun Dun
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and everyone gets
.out of here unharmed
261
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,433
.No. I'll never talk
262
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,261
,Give us the info we need
263
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,916
and we'll moisten you up
.and be on our way
264
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,269
.Please, just moisten me
!I'm drying out
265
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,969
!Mmm. So refreshing
266
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,626
We can sit here all day
!while you dry out, pal
267
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,979
!Okay, I'll talk
.There's a junk
268
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,763
.Docked down at the harbor
269
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,201
With a shipment of iron
.headed to Volcano Island
270
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,073
[Oh. [LAUGHS
271
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,684
[Yes! [LAUGHS
272
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,252
?What's the iron for, gordo
273
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,689
I don't know
!what the iron's for
274
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,170
But the ship
!takes off tonight
275
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,868
!That's all I got, I swear
276
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,348
[WHIMPERS]
277
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,268
[LAUGHS]
278
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,662
!ALL: Ugh
279
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,103
Okay, we've done
,some pretty weird stuff
280
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,061
but that may
.top the list
281
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,759
I wonder
if that iron shipment
282
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,978
is the same one we saw
.on the gaming boat
283
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,066
.Could be
284
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,502
But what's
?the iron for
285
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,591
We've got a ship to catch
.if we wanna find out
286
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,680
!Now, let's riggity-roll
287
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,598
[GRUNTS]
288
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,254
.Oh, wow
?What is this place
289
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,039
GASPS] Is this some]
kind of lady gym
290
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,257
where you don't have
to worry about
291
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,955
all the creeps
?and grunting weight lifters
292
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,000
.Something like that
!Aah
293
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,829
.Wouldn't wanna be that guy
294
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,310
When our former master
,Jindiao left us
295
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,615
my monks and I
296
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,356
committed to a lifetime
.of helping others
297
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,011
The target is a reminder
[of our past. [GRUNTS
298
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,927
Well, thank you
,for saving me
299
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,842
but I am
a forest wanderer now
300
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,017
.and I must be going
301
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,977
Before my royal guards
.find me again
302
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,892
I've known many
.like you, Empress
303
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,764
,I too was a wanderer
.searching for my path
304
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,288
?Really
?A forest wanderer like me
305
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,986
Or just like
?a regular vagrant
306
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,510
I can't imagine
,what it's been like for you
307
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,077
,losing your father
308
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,254
gaining all that power
.and responsibility overnight
309
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,561
,Not easy
even for the strongest
.of warriors
310
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,346
You sound like
.Shi Long
311
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,956
?Shi Long
312
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,263
.My royal adviser
She doesn't think
.I'm ready either
313
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,265
And she dictates
.my every move
314
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,616
And I don't know how
I could have taken on
,my new role without her
315
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,358
but I'm starting
to forget what it's like
.to be my own person
316
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,360
I just wanted time
!to grieve
317
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,362
,I mean, first Father
.then Fan Tong
318
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,060
And I'm just
!an emotional wreck right now
319
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,062
?Fan Tong
?You know him
320
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,934
,Nice panda
?about 'yay' wide
321
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,849
,Tiny hands
?wears capri pants
322
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,676
.That's him
[CRIES]
323
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,637
Oh, how I miss
.those tiny hands
324
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,727
I owe my life
to Fan Tong
.and his friends
325
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,817
I just don't know
.what to do with him gone
326
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,515
.I feel so alone
327
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,561
We are not
.so different
328
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,390
We've both felt the sting
.of losing someone special
329
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,267
,As a fawn
.I was always fighting
330
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,443
[GRUNTS]
331
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,229
[SCREAMS]
332
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,231
A violent future
.was my only path
333
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,540
.I was a beggar, an urchin
334
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,241
...Until
335
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,462
.His name was Jindiao
.A wise kung fu warrior
336
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:04,207
.He saw a fight in me
.He saw potential
337
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,471
,He taught me that I, too
.could become a warrior
338
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,435
After proving to be
,his strongest student
339
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,569
.he presented me with a gift
340
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,051
,It was a jade tusk
341
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,620
,made of the rare
.precious green stone
342
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230
He promised me the world
343
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,146
in exchange
.for my undying loyalty
344
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,498
I became willing
to do anything
345
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,371
to help him achieve
.ultimate power
346
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,156
But after years
,of doing his bidding
347
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,202
years of fighting
...by his side
348
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,597
[GRUNTS]
349
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,947
.He betrayed me
350
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562
.I meant nothing to him
351
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,956
I thought he gave me
.purpose in life
352
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,655
,But in the end
.I had to find my own
353
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,014
We are going to thrust
this ship
354
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,973
right into the heart
!of the beast
355
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,192
You gotta stare down
!the Demon
356
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,847
[SCREAMS]
357
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,416
You gotta make
a love connection
.with old lady Ocean
358
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,202
Look off in the distance
!and focus on a landmark
359
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,552
I'm old, and I'll puke
,whenever I feel like it
360
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,989
!thank you very much
361
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,295
I was only
!trying to help
362
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,210
.Hold that thought
[RETCHES]
363
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,213
,Hang tight
!we got a big one
[LAUGHS]
364
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,956
!ALL: Whoa
365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,219
Think about
.our unborn child
366
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,307
[SCREAMS]
367
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571
[SCREAMS]
368
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,139
[WHOOPING]
369
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,445
!I am immortal
370
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,106
!I love it
371
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,634
!LI: Land ho
372
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,071
!Thank goodness
373
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,204
.Oh, no
374
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,553
!Whoa
375
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,295
[LAUGHS]
376
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,603
!Nailed the landing
!Nailed it! Aah
377
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,694
,Ladies and gentlemen
378
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,089
!welcome to Volcano Island
379
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,747
Your tale of heartbreak
,was sad
380
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,141
but I don't see
.what it has do with me
[SCREAMS]
381
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,580
.Follow me, Empress
.We must jump
382
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,148
What? No! It must be
!a thousand-foot drop
383
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,453
.You are a lynx
384
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,325
Surely you'll land
?on your feet, will you not
385
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,979
Um, I'm gonna go
.with "no" on that one
386
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,459
.Call it a hunch
387
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,462
I see. A feeling deep down
?in your gut, you might say
388
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,075
Exactly. I'm not jumping off
of a cliff just because you
.say so
389
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,337
I don't have
.a death wish
390
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,949
Ah! So you can make
.your own decisions
391
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,951
Remember that when you
,return to your throne
392
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,953
.to rule over your people
393
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,442
[EXHALES]
394
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,227
Yeah, but what about
?my bossy-pants adviser
395
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,316
A wise ruler listens
,to advisors
396
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,318
but makes
the toughest decisions
397
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:26,279
,even in times of pain
.with her heart
398
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,325
I just wanna bottle you up
.and take you home
399
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,110
And then open the bottle
and free you
400
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,373
so you can lead
.my security detail
401
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,679
My duties are with
,my fellow monks
402
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,985
,but when you need me
403
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:40,119
.leave a candle in your window
.I will be there
404
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,470
.One last thing, Empress
405
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:47,474
In case you ever find yourself
.lost in the woods
406
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,786
All righty, that's gotta
be Shi Long's boat
407
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,918
that Dun Dun
.was talking about
408
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,660
!Look! Shi Long's Guards
409
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,444
,Okie dokie
.no problemo
410
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,011
We just gotta
get on the boat
411
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,926
without anyone
.noticing
412
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,406
!That's them
413
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,583
Those are the skinny Pandas
!who tried to dry me out
414
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,324
!Get them
415
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,500
[GROWLING]
416
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,112
Those are the flabby jerks
!that destroyed my tavern
417
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,070
,Sorry, pal
.we're on a break
418
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,985
!Break's over
419
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,552
!Gongmen Police
!Everybody freeze
420
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,077
[BOTH GRUNTING]
421
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,559
[GRUNTS]
422
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:31,996
!Ah
423
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,483
[GRUNTS]
424
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,753
.Huh
425
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,841
[GRUNTS]
426
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,677
[SCREAMS]
427
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,077
[ROARS]
428
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,044
!Come on, we gotta go
429
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,222
[PANTING]
430
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,093
[GASPS]
431
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,229
[ALL SCREAM]
432
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,843
[ALL SCREAM]
433
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,339
Does anyone here
know how to use
?a flippin' spy glass
434
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,124
,Now hold on
,I got us here
?didn't I
435
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,387
Now we just have a day
or a month's journey
436
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:02,435
to get to the actual
Volcano part
!of Volcano Island
437
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,176
At least we have
.the supplies from the ship
438
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,223
Cart can cook us up
.a pupu platter for the road
439
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:09,877
[WHIMPERS]
440
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,009
,Heavens to Betsy
!we've been robbed
441
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:16,231
Somebody drank all
!of the emergency water
!And ate all the food
442
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,972
!Rooster
443
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,110
.That's Captain Rooster
444
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,722
,Well, I have never
...in all my life
445
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,986
!Hutt! Chut-chut! Shut-it
.We've got a long road ahead
446
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,774
We should probably
.find some water
447
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,171
,A thousand apologies
!Shi Long
448
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,477
.Oh, get up
449
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,261
I tried to get
...her back but
450
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,523
[LAUGHS]
451
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,830
,Is something funny
?mistress
452
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,614
.Such a fool
453
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,748
,The Empress has returned
.no thanks to you
454
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,406
,But if this ever happens again
I know plenty of guards
455
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:03,496
who would kill
.for your position
456
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,503
[GRUNTS]
457
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,462
!Aah
458
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:18,728
,All right gang, next lesson
.figuring out how to sail
459
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,427
,Did anyone, by chance
?bring some ginger root
460
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,299
You know, for sea sickness
?and potential constipation
461
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,694
Guys? We're gonna need
.more than ginger
462
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:29,913
[ALL GASP]
463
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,618
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