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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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RETCHING, SQUIRMING]
[AND SCREAMING
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[WHEEZING AND COUGHING]
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Anyways, yeah, that's basically
what your soup did
.to my guts, Dad
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.It was a nightmare in there
.Trust me
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Well... Those symptoms
.are familiar
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?Really
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Somebody messed
.with my soup
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?You're sure about this
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Positive. I've got a beak
.for these kind of things
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[EXPLOSION]
[STARTLED GASP]
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.Xing-Sum tongue powder
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.A rare herbal blend
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No color, no taste, only
.the faintest of odors
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:MR. PING
.Don't forget deadly
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.LI: Yes, it can be fatal
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You're saying someone
...in the village tried to
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...Yes
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.Poison you
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?What are you looking at
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.I don't know
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Pandas are not known
.for their skill at alchemy
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[STRAINING]
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,This blend, in order to work
.had to be mixed by an expert
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:LI
...Probably someone from
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.Tuoluo
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?Tuolu-wha
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.The Tuoluo Market
The caravan oasis
.about a day's journey from here
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Sounds like a good place
.to start looking for answers
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,And while you're gone
we'll handle the internal
...village investigation
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.To see if anyone knows anything
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.Bust some heads
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Really crack this case
.wide open
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[SNIFFLING]
And find out who's responsible
.for Cart's untimely murder
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...You will be
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[SCREAMING]
!Avenged
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"?Beware the Dragon Master"
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What the heck's
?that supposed to mean
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!I don't know
!That's just what it says
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Did the first Dragon Master
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really turn on
?the Four Constellations
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:FAN TONG
.But why? That's so mean
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...According to this
[JING MOANING]
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the Dragon Master was driven mad
...by his Golden Chi
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.and his thirst for more power
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The Four Constellations were
gonna use this thing called a
...Spirit Urn
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.to capture his evil soul
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[URN BURPS]
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We need to ask Master Po
.and see what he thinks
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.He'll know what to do
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:JING
.Po has Golden Chi
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?What if Po turns evil too
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?What did you just say
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:BAO
?What the heck's wrong with Jing
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.What? Nothing. Get off my back
.I'm fine
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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[It works. [GRUNTING
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.Truly remarkable
A chi-connection like this
...hasn't been made in
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.Ever, Jade Tusk
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,A demon is one thing
but to take control
...of a mortal child
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.it has never been done in ever
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?But how, Master
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It appears I received
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some of the angry
...weird one's healing chi
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.when she saved me
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,Once I'm finished infecting her
...she'll contaminate the others
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and they'll turn against their
.Master Po
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This girl may prove to be
.the key to everything
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[MAKING KUNG FU SOUNDS]
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!NU HAI: Master Po! Wait
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You missed
!our morning lesson
?Where were you
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.Can't chat right now, guys
.Sorry. Got a lot goin' on
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,JING: Hold on, jefe
.we want answers
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Later. I've got some super
important Dragon Master business
.to take care of
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!Great! We can come with you
Do you need help
?solving a mystery
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I'm really good at problem
...solving, analytical thinking
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!and puzzles, I love puzzles
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!What? No
.No, you need to stay here
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.It's just a boring errand
...So, so boring, like
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I mean boring, boring, like eyes
...rolling in your head
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drool coming out of your lips
boring. It's just gonna be
?boring, okay
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[SCREAMING]
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I think he's hiding something
.from us
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[THUDDING]
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!PO: Don't worry. I'm good
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[OWL HOOTING]
[GASPS]
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[PANTING]
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[WHISPERING]
.Guys, the fire's down
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!Nu Hai? Bao? Fan Tong
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[FIGHTING NOISES]
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!I'm coming
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?Nu Hai, are you okay
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[MOANING]
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!You were right, he's a monster
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!Sorry, gang
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?Master Po
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!Official Dragon Master business
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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!SCREAMING] No]
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:NU HAI
!Jing! Wake up! Wake up
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!No! We need to bury her
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That'll keep her quiet
!so Master Po doesn't hear
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?So Master Po doesn't hear what
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!Nu Hai told me to
!No, I didn't
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!Yeah, you did
.Oh, yeah
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NU HAI: Like I told you
?to bury my friend, right
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!Enough
!You deliberately disobeyed me
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You're in the middle of the
.woods without supervision
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You put each other's lives in
?danger! Am I missing anything
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[SCREAMING]
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Did you get the part about
?burying Jing in a shallow grave
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.Yes, I was here for that
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PO: I told you guys
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it wasn't safe
!to leave the village
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...Right, we did hear that
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but then we thought it was
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a good chance to get some
?real world Kung Fu training
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Yeah, and isn't it good for kids
...to spend time in nature
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?and some other junk
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.Fine. You can come with me
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[ALL CHEERING]
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!But this is educational
!I don't want anybody having fun
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.Now get some sleep
.You're gonna need it
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[NU HAI WHOOPING]
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[GASPS]
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.Welcome to Tuoluo
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Your one-stop shop for
,gangsters, shysters
.bilkers and villains
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.Better watch your wallets
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And don't let the cute ones
.out of your sight
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...I think I know what I'm
!Aw, seriously
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.Guys? I'm not sure about this
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!BAO: It's perfectly safe
!The carnie gave us his word
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.No, no, no
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.That was terrible
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!You stink
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!Aw, come on Master Po
!That was Fan Tong's big moment
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Guys, I'm serious. You can't
have arrows and carnies flying
!at you
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...Well, technically we
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.I said no fun allowed
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,That means no wandering off
.no chi
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Just keep your eyes
!on the prize
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.Oh, yeah
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What prize are we talking about
?exactly, Master P
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.The Alchemist's tent
!Gotta find out who poisoned me
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[ALL GASP]
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...Oh, uh
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I guess this would be a good
time to tell you that somebody
...tried to off me
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by putting a Dark Chi-potion
.in my soup
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!Knew it
.Likely story
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.Great, now I'm afraid of soup
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And apparently the tent where he
...sells his dark herbs
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.is here in Tuoluoluo
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!Hey, this one looks promising
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:TUOLUO TRAVELER
!Get out of here
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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!PO: Not promising
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[MASSAGING AND CRACKING]
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.This is why I come here
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.Turn over, hon
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.Just to get away from it all
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.MEI MEI: Ah, Mei Mei likey
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?Mei-Mei
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMS]
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!Get out of here
?What the heck, guys
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!I'm gonna lose my cool, lady
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!Get out! Don't look at me
!I said don't look at me
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.Sorry
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What are you guys doing
?in Tuoluo
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,What are you doing here
?Mei Mei
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I come once a month to get my
...eye circles darkened
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,a little cheek work
.have my lady-stache bleached
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[SHOCKED SCREAM]
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.It's not weird
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.Yeah, it is
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.Right, okay
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So do you by any chance know
?where we can find the Alchemist
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I mean, yeah, but you can't just
.go into the shop
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.You need an intro
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?Oh, great! Can you introduce us
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?Heck, no. You crazy
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,Laoshu is a scoundrel
,a swindler
.a straight-up gangster
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And I'm not putting my life
...on the line
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by bringin' in a couple of
!newbies with no street cred
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Got you. Guess we'll have to
.find someone else then, right
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...Good luck with your
.Whatever you're doing
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Hope nobody accidentally finds
out about your black market
...beauty secrets
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,a little nippy tuck tuck tuck
?know what I mean
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[LAUGHING]
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.Yeah
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.Well played
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.Hey, Laoshu
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I wanted to introduce you to
some Pandas who I totally don't
.vouch for at all
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,This is, this is Lei, Ying
...Lo
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.and his Panda friends
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Good luck, gonna go wait
!outside, see you, bye
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.I got this. Master Lei Ying Lo
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.Hello, good sir
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[BANGS]
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!I am woman
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.I now see that
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!MR. PING: Li! Li! Li
[LI STARTLED GASPING]
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Why are we up
?at such an ungodly hour
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It's time to find out who
!poisoned my son's soup
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.Our son
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.Yeah, whatever
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.Ugh, boy
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?Why did you do it
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[WAILING]
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.Spread 'em
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.I am
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.Spill it
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,This is fun
?can I do the next one
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.Go for it
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!Come clean, perp
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?Who you calling perp
!Ow
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!She's strong for her age
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.MR. PING: Busted
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.Squeal, piggy
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.Say your prayers
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.Confess
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!J'accuse
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!Talk, dirtbag
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...Good cop
!Bird cop
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!Gotcha
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!It's an open and shut case
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...Ah, well, that's it
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we trampled on the rights
,of the entire village
.and come up empty
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Yes, and we ruined
!so many doors
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If only Cart were here
.to hold me
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He always knew exactly
!what to say
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[SOBBING]
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.Listen, Ping
We saw how sad you were
.after "Cart" blew up
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!Oh, don't remind me
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!There will never be another
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.There, there, Ping
Yet, I was hoping to wait
...until Po got back, but, well
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We passed the hat around
the village and we all love
...your cooking so much
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!and well, we got you a new cart
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[CHINESE SONG PLAYING]
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I've never said this before
...in my entire life
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.to anyone ever
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...But
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...free noodles
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!for everyone
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.Dessert still full price
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.Watch and learn
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...As Mei Mei mentioned
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,I'm Lei Ying Lo
.just a casual customer
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,Much pleasure for acquaintance
...Master Ying Lo
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,but I am very busy woman
...and without appointment
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00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,729
,Totally understand
.be out of your way in a jiff
252
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,602
Curious, have you recently sold
...any Dark Chi herbs
253
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:28,824
that could take out a panda with
massive muscles, about the same
?size as mine
254
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,484
That is sadly none
.of your business
255
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:41,315
I keep my client information
.very private
256
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,447
How often do you swallow
?that key
257
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,927
?You know what
.I don't wanna know
258
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,235
But it sounds like you're
...keeping your clients safe
259
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,064
.in the safe
260
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:57,113
,You know, the old, yeah
.the old safe-eroono
261
00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:00,900
.I am bored of your antics
.I leave for lunch now
262
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,991
!I could do lunch
We can talk 'bigness!'
263
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,124
.I'll be your safe client
264
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,909
!This'll be great
265
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,954
You can put me
...on your mailing list
266
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,695
oh, but you know
...I've got two addresses
267
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:18,004
Hey, guys, I think he wants us
!to break into the safe
268
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,180
.Nice work, Fan Tong
269
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,095
I had this one business
...where I was in charge
270
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,010
of selling all the Furious Five
...action figures
271
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,142
but it didn't work out because I
...was buying my own stuff
272
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:30,842
and, you know, this is not much
.of a lunch spot, Laoshu
273
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,758
,This place is kind of
?it's kind of dead
274
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:38,763
I have no interest
!in your business, Master Po
275
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,243
?How did you know it was me
276
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,419
!I had a hat on and everything
277
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:46,336
I cannot afford for any Pandas
...or their little friends
278
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:50,123
to be fishing around
the Silk Road for information
...about me
279
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:54,214
.or my customers
?You understand, don't you
280
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,432
.Not really
281
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,347
!Boys
282
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,612
Master Po, these are some
.of my boys
283
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:05,399
!I have many boys. Boys
284
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,971
.Teeny-tiny heads up
285
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:16,062
You probably don't want anything
!to do with these boys
286
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,195
!Ow
287
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,806
?Wow. What is that, cast iron
288
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,943
Keep your voices down so we
.don't get caught by the guards
289
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,379
.Truth serum
290
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,077
.This could come in handy
291
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,295
?Why
292
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,731
?Why what
293
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,604
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna
!use that on Master Po
294
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,214
.Hey, you said it, bubba
295
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,695
,But now that you mention it
!it's not such a bad idea
296
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:44,742
Maybe we should find something
useful, that could help us get
!into this safe
297
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,875
?Can we please stop fighting
298
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,312
!This is boring
299
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,098
I'm gonna prove to you
.that Master Po is being honest
300
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:56,232
By opening that chest and
finding out who Laoshu sold
.the Dark Chi herbs to
301
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,669
Well, I think it's going to
!prove that he's guilty
302
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,758
Why would he have us break into
?a safe if he's guilty
303
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,805
?JING: How would I know
,He's the master criminal
!not me
304
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,633
:NU HAI
!He's not a criminal
!Take that back
305
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,374
!Out of my way, teacher's pet
306
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,680
?Teacher's pet
!Well, you're a traitor
307
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,117
!Oh, it's on, bubba
308
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,467
:FAN TONG
!Guys, come on! Stop fighting
309
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,860
Hey, guys, one of these
!might work
310
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,950
[BUBBLING AND FIZZING]
311
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,170
!Problem! Big big problem
312
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,129
!I tried to warn you
313
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,220
!I'm the Dragon Master
!I'm going easy here
314
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:32,181
.That came from my tent
315
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:36,011
I'm sure there's a perfectly
...logical explanation for
316
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,886
That's some serious
.Trunk-fu, lady
317
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,454
.Finish him off please, boys
318
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,806
!Hold on, lady
...You're not getting
319
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,331
.MOANING] Away]
320
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:57,424
That was awesome! Did we open
?the safe
321
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,385
!NU HAI: Oh, come on
322
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,300
[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
323
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,867
[TRUMPETING]
324
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,434
[FAN TONG SHRIEKING LIKE A GIRL]
325
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:10,176
!Guys! Angry Elephant
!Coming this way
326
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:18,923
,You mess with Elephant business
.you get the trunk
327
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,360
[PO SCREAMING]
328
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,453
You should pick on someone
!your own size
329
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,498
Or at least slightly
.bigger than them
330
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,631
Or maybe a little bigger
...than that or, may
331
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,415
!You get it... Let's just fight
332
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,427
!Hang on, kids, I got this
333
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,169
Does that look like someone
?who's about to betray us
334
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,668
...Is she
335
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,409
!Nope! She's not
!Okay, she's not
336
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,501
?Can't you stay down, lady
337
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,941
.This is nothing but irritation
338
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,778
Spill it, Laoshu. Who did you
?sell the dark herbs to
339
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,780
All it takes is
.just one little word
340
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,391
",It starts with a "S
".and ends with a "kadoosh
341
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,655
No! Wait! I cannot
.give you a name
342
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,788
But I can tell you
.how to find them
343
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:45,401
I have prepared a shipment
of deadly herbs to be delivered
.outside of town
344
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,751
.But you must swear to secrecy
345
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:52,626
The Kung Fu masters
,I am in business with
.their evil knows no limits
346
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,194
.You have my word, Laoshu
347
00:19:55,237 --> 00:20:00,155
On path to Tuoluo, there is old
.tree shaped like witch's finger
348
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,304
!Got you
349
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,746
Let's give this dude
a little taste of
.the Four Constellations
350
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:29,402
,Love the teamwork, kids
but she's already
!getting away
351
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,420
!Master Po
!Master Po
352
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,464
!She's getting away
353
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,773
,Time for your big moment
!Fan Tong
354
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,689
[BAO SCREAMING]
355
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,517
!Yeah
356
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,432
!In your face, snaggletooth
357
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,784
[MOANS]
358
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,308
.It's simple
...You tell us who you work for
359
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,049
.and we let you go
360
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,747
.Maybe. Still haven't decided
361
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:14,882
I will never betray
.my master's trust
362
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,014
.What's that? Couldn't hear you
363
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:20,801
,Could you say it again
louder and with your mouth
?open way wider
364
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,325
...I said I'll nev
365
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,674
[GLUGGING]
366
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,154
?Jing, what are you doing
367
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:29,592
!It's just truth serum
.She wasn't gonna talk
368
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:33,640
.Oh, okay, cool
.Jing terrifies me
369
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:39,341
?Now tell us, who is your master
370
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:43,650
.I work for the dragon master
371
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,087
!Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, guys
372
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:50,309
This lady has attacked us a
bunch of times! She doesn't work
.for me
373
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,962
.JADE TUSK: He speaks the truth
374
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:56,271
I am loyal to the one true
.Dragon Master
375
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,491
?Who is she talking about
376
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:05,802
I have to do
...everything myself
377
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:09,632
Who is the one
?true Dragon Master
378
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:13,288
...The one true Dragon Master is
379
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,901
?What was that
380
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,425
[GASPS]
381
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,166
:NU HAI
?Jing? Are you okay
382
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:30,218
.I'm not sure
.I didn't have control of my chi
383
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,612
?Then who did
384
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,053
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