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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MOANS]
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?Huh
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!What? Aah
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!GASPS] Woah]
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!LAUGHS] Whoo]
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[Yeah! [LAUGHING IN JOY
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!Huzzah
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!Woo-hoo! Woah! Yeah
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!Oh, jeez
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[SNARLS]
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[BOTH SNARLING]
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[PO SCREAMING]
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[MOANS]
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.OOGWAY: Oh! Hello, Po
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!Ah
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I've been meaning
.to get a hold of you
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PO: What was with
?those dragons up there
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:OOGWAY
.Dragons don't always get along
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.Okay
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I feel like there's more to it
.than that
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Oh! There is. But
.you'll learn that in time
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I can't help but wonder
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why you haven't visited
the Temple
.of the Four Constellations yet
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?What's in the temple
?Something cool
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There is a great
.evil coming, Po
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,If it is not stopped
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it will mean the end
.of all we hold dear
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!Woah, woah
?What's that supposed to mean
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[SNARLS]
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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?This is the entrance, huh
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What are you
?asking me for, chief
.You got that sweet map I drew
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?Mm
.Mm
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!PO: Huh
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So how did you get the cave
?to open before
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Easy. We ruined a priceless
...Panda Village landmark
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.And it crashed through the rock
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Yeah. There's gotta be
.better options than that
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.Hmm. Let me try something
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[LAUGHS IN AMUSEMENT]
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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!Hiyah
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!Huh
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!Open sesame
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!Open sesam-chi! Ow
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?Knock-knock. Who's there
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!Open! Skadoosh
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[YELLS]
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.OUT OF BREATH] Okay, I'm done]
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,If you kids got any ideas
.go for it
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,NU HAI: Okay, you guys
there's gotta be a button
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or a lever
.or something like that
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,Fan out
.see if you can find anything
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[FAN TONG GASPS]
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[ALL GASP]
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[GASPS]
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!We're so cool
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.Hmm
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Yeah, well, I probably
.warmed it up for you
...I mean
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,A little seasoning on it
?you know what I mean
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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,BAO: Pretty sick, huh
!Master Po? Haha
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.This is cray-cray
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This is exactly like
...the Jade Palace
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,Except, you know, full of mold
...and dust, and
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?Are those bones
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,CHUCKLES] Anyway]
--it's pretty spectacular. Whaa
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Was that pedestal-box-situation
?here before
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.Nah, bruh. That's new
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!Woah
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[NU HAI: [EXCLAIMING
.Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh
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!Master Po, unroll it
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,I can't take it anymore
!I gotta know what's inside
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!Woah
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[GASPS]
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!SCREAMS] Aha]
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!Man, I'm awesome
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!Got it
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.Lost it
!Over there
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...Did you guys see
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Now, listen, you deer vampire
...whatever-your-deal-is
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I can't let you
!leave with that... Aah
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[STRAINING]
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!GASPS] I'm coming, kids]
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.This is such a bad idea
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!No, no, no
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[ALL SCREAM]
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!No
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,Oh! Come on, guys
.I know you're there
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!Nu Hai! Bao
!Are you there? Please
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?Anyone? Somebody
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!SHOUTS] Answer me]
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[PANTING AND SOBBING]
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[RUMBLING]
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?BOTH: Huh
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[GASPS]
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!Wow
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!BAO: Yo
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!Woah, woah, woah
?Why all the long faces
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I just saved
everybody's life in there
.with the power of my mighty chi
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!I know
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.Ha ha! Pound it
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!NU HAI: Ahem
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Guys, are we
?forgetting something
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We had that
!scroll right in our paws
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.And we lost it
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.Oh, yeah
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At least we
.still have this though
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?Whoa! You got the scroll
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?How
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I traded with that
mean deer lady
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while she wasn't
.paying attention
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!Fan Tong, you're amazing
?What does it say
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...It's
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.Blank
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Who the heck would go through
all the trouble
of hiding a blank scroll
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in a super-secret
?underground ancient temple
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,Wait. Fan Tong
?what did you trade her for
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[JINDIAO SNARLS IN FRUSTRATION]
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Master, they must have
.switched scrolls
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.Forgive me
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...If those kids have the scroll
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It could destroy everything
...I've been working towards
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Since I first took control
.of this body
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,Since you've failed me so
...so miserably
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I'll have to send someone
.a little bit stronger
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We must prepare to summon
.the Yaoguai
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Oh, no, Po! You're still banned
.from here
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?What, why
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.You made a huge mess last time
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You got duck sauce
!all over the scrolls
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!Now out
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[Hmm. Mm? [GASPS
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!Hey, Dragon Master
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.Hey, Mei Mei
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How's it going
?with the ribbon dance
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!Okay, stop talking
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.I have a proposition for you
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I'm putting on
...this fun little, amazing
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Life-changing
.theatrical experience
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I'm always
...looking to book guest stars
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And I thought I'd ask if maybe
you'd perhaps think
?about being interested
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[PO: [READING
Definitely starring"
".Po, the Dragon Master
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.It's blank
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Yeah, we kind of figured
that part out
.for ourselves, Grandma
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.Hmm. Perhaps the text is hidden
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,The old Kung Fu masters
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had methods of concealing
their most important messages
.that nobody even knows anymore
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I'll hold onto
.this for safe-keeping
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!Give me
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[BOTH STRUGGLING]
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Sorry. Got a
.little carried away
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!Ow
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[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
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".GASPS] "I see the, the light]
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[CRYING]
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?Uh... Everything okay, son
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This is a preview
.of her one-panda show
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?I hope
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[MEI MEI CRYING]
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[COUGHS]
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So that's the end
!of the first scene
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,Then I quickly run offstage
.and then I change hats
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!Oh, children
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.I'm so happy you're here
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Your Master Po is very excited
to be performing
!with me on stage
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I haven't actually agreed
.to do anything for you
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.Aw, son! That's great
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[PO STRUGGLING TO BREATHE]
I missed
...all your school plays
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[PO: [STRUGGLING
...Dad, I love you, too
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.When I lost you
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CRYING] I was robbed]
.of your childhood...Come on, now
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And it makes me
[feel so empty inside![PO BREATHING RELIEVED
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Oh, my God. Your dad's pain
!is so adorable
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Your students have to
.be in this play with you
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That way, your father will get
to experience a glimpse
of your childhood
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that fate so
.cruelly robbed him of
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!SOBBING] She's so right]
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I've been so empty inside
!all these years
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...But what about the S-C-R-O
!Shh
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah, Mei Mei, we'll come up
.with something for the show
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!Huzzah
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See, son? This is gonna
.work out great for everybody
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:MR. PING
!Dry salty plums
!Get your dry salty plums
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!Dad
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!Son
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.Mr. Ping
?What are you doing here
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Oh, I got a flyer
...for the show
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And I thought I'd spend
...some time with my son
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And sell the number one
theatre snack
.in the world
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!Dry salty plums! Yummy, yummy
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.Your favorite, son
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!It's awesome you're here, Dad
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[FAN TONG: [EXCLAIMING
.Aww
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[SCREAMS]
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[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[ROARS]
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.Let's see what he's capable of
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[SNARLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]
[DEER SCREAMING]
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BAO: Why are you still
?lugging around that scroll
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Can't we just leave it
?in the Training Hall
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This is an important message
from some ancient
.Kung Fu master
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We can't let it
.out of our sight
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And there's that
...scary deer lady
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Who's always making a face
.like she has a headache
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!She wants it too
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.Yo, ding-dongs, check this out
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We can stash it in here
.while we're on stage
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!Okay, I'm here
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.Dazzle me
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We will be playing
the Monkey King
.Sun Wukong
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Um... You're all
?playing the same character
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We never agree on
.who's gonna be what
.This just saves time
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Wait till you
.see Master Po's costume
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!CHUCKLING] It's so scary]
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?Are you kidding me
?That's your demon costume
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!CRYING] My career is over]
!My career is over
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?Is she okay
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!Master Po
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Let's knock out
this rehearsal real quick
.and get back to the scroll
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When you hear your
...entrance line
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This sure looks"
like the type of place
".there would never be a demon
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!You jump at us and attack
[PUSH CART APPROACHING]
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,Then fighty-fight, acty-act
.we defeat you, and end scene
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Hey, get your paws
!off my delicacies
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:LI
?I can't get one little sample
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.PO: Hey, hey, hey
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?What's wrong
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Your panda dad keeps putting
his grubby little hands
.in my noodle cart
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LI: I have had it up
...to here with you
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!Dads! Dads! Hey
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I don't know how many times
.I have to go over this
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You've gotta find a way
.to get along
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.LI AND PING: Hmm
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[BOTH ARGUING TOGETHER]
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MR. PING: Don't you ever
?brush your teeth
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[ROARS]
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?Why am I here
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00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,575
You have pulled me
from my date night
!and I am very angry
255
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My wife, Glarg, only arises
from her cocoon
once a millennia
256
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to consume the souls
...of the unworthy
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00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,845
And I must
accompany her
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or be befouled in the utters
.of the great Ching-Gow
259
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,504
I even got a sitter
.for our spawn
260
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,680
?Does this guy ever shut up
261
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:30,685
Yes. Remind me next time
.to summon one without a tongue
262
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,JINDIAO: Do not worry
my friend, I shall return you
...to your home
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00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:40,390
As soon as you retrieve
my scroll
.from some insignificant pandas
264
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,524
Oh! I will crush
.these tubby bears
265
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,179
Savagely I will drain
their marrow
266
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as their screams echo
in the inferno of the great
...Dagon's four stomachs
267
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.Jindiao Bird Master
268
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.Dah! Dragon Master
269
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[SCREAMING]
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00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,506
?What is happening
271
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,423
[BOTH GRUNTING]
272
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:17,645
Your mission to find this scroll
is too important
.to leave to chance
273
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:21,953
,So, just in case
...if things get messy
274
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,043
.BOTH: I will take control
275
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,308
!Dry salty plums
276
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,050
!Get your dry salty plums here
277
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,182
.I'll take two orders, please
278
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:37,186
I reserve the right
.to refuse service to anyone
279
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.Especially you
280
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,582
I'm trying to
.extend an olive branch
281
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,324
You know, geese
.are allergic to olives
282
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,021
?Are you trying to kill me
283
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,676
.Look, I'm trying to be friends
284
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,634
!We share the same son
285
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,854
!We are not friends
286
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,465
!You're right, we're not friends
287
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,293
.We're family
288
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,948
.We both love our son
289
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,559
.And he doesn't want us to fight
290
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,955
So you're going to
?play it that way, are you
291
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:11,220
If you think guilting me
with the family card
[will work... [GASPS
292
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,658
[You're absolutely right. [SOBS
293
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:19,141
By the way, I don't offer
!a family discount
294
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,013
,I emerge from this cocoon"
!a woman
295
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,713
Ready to suckle"
life's sweet nectar
".with my proboscis
296
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,541
?Uh, huh
297
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,064
[WEAK APPLAUDING]
298
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,892
[Thank you. [KISSES
299
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:36,506
To open my
three-hour tour de force
.is a bunch of kids in masks
300
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,378
!Huzzah
301
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:42,033
Really makes you admire
the dictators
?who outlaw this stuff, huh
302
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,210
.Focus. We're up next
303
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.BAO: "That cave up there
304
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,563
Perhaps it is"
"?full of treasure
305
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:53,958
This sure looks like"
the type of place
".there would never be a demon
306
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,003
!Ooh
307
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,616
"...PO: "It is I, the Wind
!Aw! Ooh
308
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,750
[Woah! [SCREAMING
309
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,796
[THUNDERCLAP]
310
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:20,507
[ALL CHEERING]
Oh, wow. Check out
.those special effects
311
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,639
?Whoa! Master Po
312
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,642
That costume turned out
.way better than I expected
313
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,340
[ROARS]
314
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,951
.That is not Master Po
315
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,300
[CHEERING]
316
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,172
!Give me the scroll
317
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,131
[TREMBLING]
318
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,002
How does he
...know about the scroll
319
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,440
?I mean, what scroll
I don't know
...what you're talking
320
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,790
[BOTH SCREAMING]
321
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,662
?It's like that
!Let's rock this turd
322
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,883
[SCREAMS]
323
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,581
[SQUEALING]
324
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,325
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,326
[STRAINING]
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00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,677
!Uh! Woah
327
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,419
[WHIMPERING]
328
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,732
!YAOGUAI: Tired I am of this
329
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,213
...Return the scroll
330
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,607
Or I will drink
the secreted fluid
...of your spines
331
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,609
.And discern the mystery myself
332
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,610
[BONES CRUNCHING]
[SCREAMS]
333
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:27,138
[STRUGGLING]
Not sure spinal fluid
.works that way, big fella
334
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,271
.You'll never get the scroll
335
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,013
[Nu Hai, no! [SCREAMS
336
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:35,799
[SCREAMS]
337
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,021
?Whoa! Did you see that
338
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,544
!I think I just laid an egg
339
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:50,205
!Fan Tong
.The sword of Red Phoenix
!That was amazing
340
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,728
[ROARING]
341
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,905
!Now, Fan Tong
342
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,647
!Yaa
343
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,823
[SLOWED DOWN SCREAMING]
344
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,785
[YAOGUAI LAUGHING]
345
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,614
?You think that hurts
...I don't feel a
346
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,658
[SCREAMS]
347
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:31,115
!Thank you! Thank you
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
348
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,682
!Thank you
349
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:33,944
[PO STRUGGLING]
350
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,511
[SIGHS]
351
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,514
?Did I miss anything
352
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,734
[SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION]
353
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,738
We wasted
!a perfectly good demon
354
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,436
If there's anything I can do
...to make you feel better
355
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,396
JINDIAO: If the information
in that scroll
...is uncovered
356
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:55,575
The entire world could find out
.who I truly am
357
00:21:55,618 --> 00:22:02,495
I think it's time
I personally paid a visit
.to our friends in Panda Village
358
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,544
!ALL: Woah
359
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,198
[NU HAI LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
360
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,332
Maybe our chi is the key
to unlocking
?the hidden message, right
361
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,725
Ho! I think you're
!onto something
362
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,423
...Fan Tong
363
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,294
.Do your thing, buddy
364
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,435
[CHUCKLES]
365
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,655
Things are getting
?real weird now, huh
366
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,357
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