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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:03,435 �[Stand by R.E.M. playing] 2 00:00:08,073 --> 00:00:09,574 [bicycle bell ringing] 3 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,610 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 4 00:00:12,678 --> 00:00:14,079 � NOW FACE NORTH 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,580 � THINK ABOUT DIRECTION 6 00:00:15,647 --> 00:00:18,316 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 7 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:21,319 � NOW STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK � 8 00:00:21,387 --> 00:00:22,954 � NOW FACE WEST 9 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,990 � THINK ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 10 00:00:25,057 --> 00:00:27,058 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 11 00:00:27,126 --> 00:00:30,061 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 12 00:00:30,129 --> 00:00:31,529 � NOW FACE NORTH 13 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:33,131 � THINK ABOUT DIRECTION 14 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,466 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 15 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,770 � NOW STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK � 16 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,438 � NOW FACE WEST 17 00:00:40,505 --> 00:00:42,465 � THINK ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 18 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:44,509 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 19 00:00:44,576 --> 00:00:48,446 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE � 20 00:00:48,513 --> 00:00:51,983 � SO STAND 21 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,651 [birds chirping] 22 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,190 [breathing deeply] 23 00:01:01,093 --> 00:01:02,426 [snorting] 24 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:05,530 [snoring] 25 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:09,100 OH, WHAT? OH, OH. HELLO, QUEEN ELIZABETH. 26 00:01:09,168 --> 00:01:11,570 HEY, YOU LOOK VERY REGAL TODAY. 27 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:13,271 HEY, WHY DID YOU JUST THROW THAT BRICK 28 00:01:13,338 --> 00:01:14,773 AT THAT CONSTRUCTION WORKER? 29 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,707 AFTER ALL YOU GOTTA EXPECT SOME CAT CALLS 30 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,343 WHEN YOU SHAKE IT DOWN THE STREET LIKE THAT. 31 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:21,746 EVEN IN HIS SLEEP HE EMBARRASSES US. 32 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:23,148 SHH. FRED, 33 00:01:23,215 --> 00:01:24,749 YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAKE HIM 34 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:25,951 WHEN HE'S SLEEPWALKING. 35 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:27,886 I LOVE TAKING THAT CHANCE. 36 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,622 [clears throat] OH. 37 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:32,457 OH, HI, MA. HI, DAD. 38 00:01:33,192 --> 00:01:34,359 OH, DAMN. 39 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:35,826 IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS LAST THE TIME 40 00:01:35,894 --> 00:01:39,397 WHEN WE HAD TO PRY HIM DOWN OFF THE CHANDELIER. 41 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:42,067 WELL, I, UH, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT HERE OR WHY, 42 00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:43,901 BUT, UH, WHO CARES. 43 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:45,403 [laughs] I GUESS I SHOULD BLURT OUT THE REASON 44 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:47,805 I'M AS GIDDY AS A SQUIRREL IN CONVENIENCE STORE. 45 00:01:47,873 --> 00:01:50,041 I'VE FINALLY SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY 46 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,143 FOR MY BIG TRIP TO THE BIG CITY. 47 00:01:52,211 --> 00:01:54,145 WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY, BOY? 48 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:58,649 THE BIG CITY WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT LIKE A WAD OF HORSEMEAT. 49 00:01:58,717 --> 00:02:00,885 YES, IT'S HORRIBLE THERE. 50 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,887 ALL THE PEOPLE JUST BUSTLE RIGHT PAST YOU, 51 00:02:02,955 --> 00:02:05,757 AND THE LADIES ARE PAINTED UP LIKE DIMESTORE HUSSIES. 52 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,759 OH, YOU WON'T BE THERE MORE THAN 5 MINUTES 53 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:10,107 BEFORE YOU'LL GET SUCKERED INTO A GAME OF CHANCE 54 00:02:10,128 --> 00:02:12,964 AND SOMEBODY WILL SLIP YOU A MICKEY. 55 00:02:13,031 --> 00:02:16,167 ALL RIGHT, DAD, EVERYTHING'S BAD IN THE CITY 56 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:18,469 BUT EVERYTHING'S PERFECT HERE IN THE SUBURBS, RIGHT? 57 00:02:18,537 --> 00:02:20,471 OH, YEAH, NOTHING EVER GOES WRONG HERE 58 00:02:20,539 --> 00:02:22,774 AND WE NEVER GROW OLD AND DIE IN THE SUBURBS. 59 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:26,711 NOBODY EVER BURNS THEIR TONGUE ON A BOWL OF PEA SOUP, AND EVERYBODY HAS PIZZA OVENS. 60 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:31,015 IT'S ALWAYS JUST A PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY HERE IN STATUS SYMBOL LAND. 61 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:34,352 GLADYS, CAN WE AT LEAST USE A STUN GUN ON HIM? 62 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,355 LOOK, MA, DAD, YOU... YOU'VE KEPT ME HIDDEN AWAY FOR TOO LONG 63 00:02:37,422 --> 00:02:39,423 UNDER YOUR SKIRT AND IN YOUR PANTS. 64 00:02:39,491 --> 00:02:43,461 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO OFF AND SAMPLE LIFE TO IT'S FULLEST. 65 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:46,697 TO EAT OF THE FRUITED LOINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS. 66 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,868 WELL, I BETTER GET GOING. 67 00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:52,971 I HAVE A TICKET ON THE 501 SONIC BULLET TRAIN, SO... 68 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:57,108 JEEZ, THE BIG CITY, I CAN'T WAIT. HEH. 69 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,743 THE EIFFEL TOWER, 70 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:02,080 THE... THE ACROPOLIS, THE... THE LEANING TOWER, 71 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:03,481 THE AZTEC RUINS. 72 00:03:03,548 --> 00:03:05,850 CHRIS, NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE THERE. 73 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,386 [scoffs] I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY. 74 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:09,854 [scoffs] 75 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:12,757 YOU'RE BLATANTLY LYING TO ME SO THAT I'LL STAY HERE. 76 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:15,192 JEEZ, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, A MORON? 77 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,094 [scoffs] BOY. 78 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,163 [sighs] 79 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:23,435 UH, HOW DO YOU GET THIS SECTION OF THE WALL TO OPEN? 80 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:25,537 (Fred) TURN THE KNOB. 81 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,104 OH. OH! 82 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:30,007 WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? 83 00:03:36,982 --> 00:03:38,949 [man chattering on P.A. system] 84 00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:56,066 [whistle blows] 85 00:03:59,838 --> 00:04:01,172 WOW! 86 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,773 OH, BOY. 87 00:04:02,841 --> 00:04:06,143 IT'S EVEN MORE MODERN AND HIGH-TECH THAN I IMAGINED. 88 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:11,683 (Chris) WOW! 89 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,385 [camera clicking] 90 00:04:18,357 --> 00:04:19,691 OOH. 91 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:20,925 WOW! 92 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:41,680 WATCH IT. 93 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:42,746 HEY. 94 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:43,748 IDIOT. 95 00:04:43,882 --> 00:04:46,951 I DIDN'T HEAR AN EXCUSE ME. 96 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:49,687 BIG FELLOW, ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME? 97 00:04:49,755 --> 00:04:51,990 NO, I JUST WANT TO STAND HERE ALL DAY AND GET JOSTLED 98 00:04:52,057 --> 00:04:53,424 UNTIL MY SHOULDER SEPARATES. 99 00:04:53,491 --> 00:04:56,594 OOH, A TOUGH GUY, HUH? I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. 100 00:04:57,496 --> 00:04:58,577 WAIT A SECOND. 101 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,197 [chuckling] OH, MY GOSH. 102 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:03,034 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FILTHY LICE-RIDDEN PROSTITUTES, AREN'T YOU? 103 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,935 JEEZ. 104 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:06,704 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF YOU FOR MY MOM. 105 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:08,172 DO YOU MIND? 106 00:05:08,907 --> 00:05:10,207 SMILE. 107 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,208 [camera clicks] 108 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:12,843 GREAT. THANKS A LOT. 109 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:15,413 OH, NOW I HAVE TO WASH UP. DO YOU HAVE A WET KNAP ON YOU? 110 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,681 PREFERABLY ONE THAT'S UNSCENTED 111 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:18,449 'CAUSE I HAVE ALLERGIES AND IT'S REALLY... 112 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:19,717 HEY, 4 EYES. YES. 113 00:05:19,784 --> 00:05:21,424 WATCH THE DOG. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE DOG. 114 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:24,655 DOG'S IN THE DOGHOUSE. WHICH HOUSE IS THE DOG IN? 115 00:05:24,723 --> 00:05:27,791 I'M... I'M SORRY. HAVE... HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DOG? 116 00:05:27,859 --> 00:05:29,019 WAS ITS NAME POOFIE? 117 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:32,863 PUT THE $20 DOWN. THE PEA IN THE SHELLS. 118 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,634 WELL, OK, $20 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR 3 SHELLS AND A PEA. 119 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:38,669 BUT, THEN AGAIN I AM OUT OF THEM, SO... 120 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:40,171 THERE YOU GO. 121 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:43,007 WELL, DONE FOR THE DAY. 122 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:47,178 HMM. 123 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,113 [burps] 124 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:51,716 JEEZ, I'M FULL. BETTER SAVE THIS FOR LATER. 125 00:05:51,783 --> 00:05:53,318 HEY, STICK-LEGS WITH A FAT GUT. 126 00:05:53,385 --> 00:05:54,852 YES, THAT'S ME. 127 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,787 I SAW YOU STUFFIN' YOUR MUG. 128 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,924 HOW ABOUT A NICE COLD TALL ONE TO WASH IT DOWN. 129 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,860 OH, SURE, GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 130 00:06:01,927 --> 00:06:03,862 [chuckling] 131 00:06:03,929 --> 00:06:05,496 UH, WAIT A SECOND. 132 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:08,733 THIS WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE BE A MICKEY, WOULD IT? 133 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:12,337 YEAH, RIGHT. I'D JUST COME UP AND GIVE YOU A MICKEY ON THE STREET. 134 00:06:12,404 --> 00:06:14,405 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, 135 00:06:14,472 --> 00:06:16,607 THERE'S A SWELL GUY OVER THERE WHO LOOKS THIRSTY. 136 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:19,944 NO. NO, NO, I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT. SURE, SURE, THANKS. 137 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,912 GEE, WHAT A FRIENDLY TOWN. 138 00:06:22,714 --> 00:06:24,749 MMM. MMM! 139 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,621 HMM. 140 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:33,123 THAT'S DELICIOUS. IT KIND OF TASTES LIKE ROOT BEER, 141 00:06:33,191 --> 00:06:35,693 EXCEPT MORE MEDICINY. 142 00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:37,429 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 143 00:06:37,496 --> 00:06:39,196 OH, OH, OH. 144 00:06:52,344 --> 00:06:53,344 [gasps] 145 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,612 COME ON. HEY, SON, 146 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,581 COME ON. GET UP OUT OF THERE, NOW. COME ON. 147 00:06:56,648 --> 00:06:59,984 GO GET YOURSELF A COFFEE AND A BOWL OF STEW DOWN AT ST. MARY'S. COME ON. 148 00:07:00,051 --> 00:07:02,319 OH, DON'T SIT ON ME. YOU'RE FAT. 149 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,688 YOU'LL SQUASH ME. 150 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,125 WHAT IS THIS, NOW? ACUTE PARANOIA? 151 00:07:07,192 --> 00:07:09,126 I THINK SOMEBODY SLIPPED YOU A MICKEY. 152 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:11,663 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I SPECIFICALLY ASKED ABOUT THAT. 153 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:15,199 NOW LISTEN, SON, I'VE BEEN WALKIN' THIS BEAT FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS. 154 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,301 I KNOW A MICKEY VICTIM WHEN I SEE ONE. 155 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:19,537 AND YOU, SONNY BOY, HAVE BEEN HAD. 156 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:21,139 AND BY THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 157 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,140 BARNEY "THE MICKEY" SULLIVAN. 158 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,610 SLIPS 'EM A MICKEY, MAKES OFF WITH THEIR WALLETS, 159 00:07:25,677 --> 00:07:28,312 LIKE HE WAS PULLING PANTIES OFF A GROUNDHOG. 160 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,514 WELL, NO, MY WALLET JUST HAPPENS TO BE... 161 00:07:30,582 --> 00:07:33,451 HAPPENS NOT TO BE IN THERE. OR IN... 162 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,753 OH, IT'S GONE. 163 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:38,957 MY WALLET'S GONE! HELP, POLICE! HELP, POLICE! 164 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,628 WELL, TOP ON THE MORNIN', OFFICER O'MEARA. 165 00:07:43,695 --> 00:07:46,531 ANYTHING GOIN' ON HERE THAT'LL PUT ME ON THE MAP? 166 00:07:46,598 --> 00:07:47,765 WELL, THE SAINTS BE PRAISED, 167 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,835 IF IT ISN'T, MAY EVANS, THE REPORTER FROM THE EVENING STAR. 168 00:07:50,902 --> 00:07:53,571 OK, ALL RIGHT. I HAVE GOTTA KEEP MY WITS ABOUT ME, 169 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,405 [sighs] THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 170 00:07:55,473 --> 00:07:59,043 LET ME JUST RETRACE MY STEPS. NOW... NOW, I WAS STANDING HERE 171 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,913 AND THEN I PASSED OUT OVER HERE. 172 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,781 OR WAS IT OVER HERE? 173 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:06,817 OH, OH. HOW AM I GONNA DO THIS? I CAN'T DO THIS. 174 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:09,020 THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO FIND A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK. 175 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,288 [grunts] 176 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,022 I'M LIKE A RAT CAUGHT IN A MAZE. 177 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,992 SAY, I SMELL A STORY. 178 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:15,459 NOT AT ALL. 179 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:17,688 JUST ANOTHER KID WHO LOST HIS WALLET. 180 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:20,665 CORRECTION. A BIG FAT WALLET, STUFFED WITH ALL MY MAD MONEY, 181 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:23,801 AND MY LITTLE THIMBLE PUPPETS NAMED PATINA AND SCAPINI. 182 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:24,935 NOW LISTEN, SON, 183 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,171 A LOST WALLET MIGHT BE BIG NEWS OUT IN THE BOONIES. 184 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,839 BUT HERE IN THE BIG CITY, 185 00:08:28,907 --> 00:08:31,909 THAT STORY'S AS COMMON AS A BODY ON THE TROLLEY TRACKS. 186 00:08:31,976 --> 00:08:34,778 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BIG LUCK OF A TOWN. 187 00:08:34,846 --> 00:08:37,815 APATHY, CYNICISM, SKEPTICISM. 188 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:39,783 WELL, I'M GONNA PUT A STOP TO THAT. 189 00:08:39,851 --> 00:08:42,086 ME, MAY EVANS. 190 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,689 LOOK! IT'S JIMMY "STICKY FINGERS" SYPES. 191 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:47,792 I'VE BEEN AFTER HIM FOR 3 WEEKS. HE'S GOT ME LUCKY CHARMS. 192 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:52,463 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SMALL EARS? 193 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,866 PETERSON. CHRIS PETERSON. 194 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,802 BUT I CAN'T PROVE IT BECAUSE MY WALLET'S GONE. 195 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:01,305 BUT I THINK MY I.D. PICTURE LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 196 00:09:02,707 --> 00:09:07,278 BOY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE FRONT PAGE. I CAN SEE IT NOW. 197 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,181 "SMALL TOWN BOY'S WALLET STOLEN. 198 00:09:10,248 --> 00:09:13,151 CITY HANGS ITS HEAD IN SHAME" 199 00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:16,521 WOW. 200 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,537 [people clamoring] 201 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,706 [door closes] 202 00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:38,142 MONSIEUR WALLETBOY, 203 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,710 HERE IS YOUR UNBAKED PIZZA 204 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:42,413 WITH NO TOPPINGS, SAUCE OR CHEESE. 205 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,615 WHY DID YOU ORDER IT LIKE THAT? 206 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,250 BECAUSE I CAN. 207 00:09:47,318 --> 00:09:48,919 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 208 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:51,421 I KNEW THIS STORY WOULD BE BIG, BUT NEVER THIS BIG. 209 00:09:51,489 --> 00:09:53,124 WELL, THE CITY HASN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED 210 00:09:53,191 --> 00:09:56,761 SINCE THE SIAMESE PINHEADS CAME TO THE BONHAM MUSEUM. 211 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:57,628 [door opens] 212 00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:59,096 [people clamoring] 213 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,799 WALLETBOY, WALLETBOY, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 214 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,634 OH, SURE, KID. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 215 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:04,935 KYLE. 216 00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:07,271 OK, TO KYLE. 217 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:08,406 K... 218 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,477 UM, WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE IT "TO THE KID." 219 00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:15,213 I'M SORRY. 220 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,114 I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THOSE FOREIGN NAMES. THERE YOU GO. 221 00:10:17,182 --> 00:10:18,850 WALLETBOY, THE MAYOR'S OUTSIDE. 222 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,752 HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU THE KEY TO THE CITY. 223 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,286 [people screaming] 224 00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,154 WELL, I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO EXCHANGE KEYS YET. 225 00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:26,256 I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY BEEN DATING A WEEK. 226 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,453 HI! 227 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,095 [people clamoring] 228 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:38,836 WALLETBOY, AS MAYOR OF OUR FAIR CITY... 229 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,806 UH, AHEM, EXCUSE ME. ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED "THE BIG CITY." 230 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:47,311 JEEZ, AND HE'S THE MAYOR? THIS TOWN'S IN BIG TROUBLE. 231 00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:50,281 IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS 232 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,216 OF THE LAST 24 HOURS, 233 00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:57,321 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY. 234 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,156 OH. WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S VERY NICE. 235 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,826 UM, I HAVE TO SOAK FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 5 MINUTES. 236 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,461 WOULD YOU BE A FLOWER DRUM SONG 237 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:06,264 AND JUST RUN INTO MY BEDROOM, PUT IT ON THE NIGHTSTAND FOR ME? 238 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,665 [mumbling] 239 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,735 WALLETBOY, J. D. WINDELL. 240 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,170 [snickering] 241 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,272 LISTEN, UH, WE'D LIKE TO SIGN YOU UP 242 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,541 TO AN EXCLUSIVE MERCHANDISING DEAL. 243 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:21,512 YOU KNOW, WALLETBOY DOLLS, WATCHES, RAT POISON, THE WORKS. 244 00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:24,015 ALL PRINTED WITH YOUR CATCHPHRASE, 245 00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:26,483 "I'VE LOST MY WALLET." 246 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:30,354 WOW! JEEZ, EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST TO ME. 247 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,489 WELL, I'M SORRY, 248 00:11:32,557 --> 00:11:34,826 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME TO THINK THIS OVER. SORRY. 249 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,093 OK, WHERE DO I SIGN? 250 00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:37,461 OH, RIGHT HERE. 251 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,329 [sighs] 252 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,131 IT'S THE USUAL, UH, 98-2 SPLIT. 253 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,833 SAME DEAL THE BEATLES GOT. 254 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,402 OH. YEAH. AND THEY'RE RICH, AREN'T THEY? 255 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,371 OH, BOY. WOW! 256 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,341 THIS IS ALL SO WONDERFUL. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 257 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,444 YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS WERE COMPLETELY WRONG. 258 00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:56,446 I MEAN, THE BIG CITY ISN'T CRUEL AND NASTY. 259 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,818 I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I SHALL NEVER CHANGE. 260 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,589 I SHALL ALWAYS BE THE... THE SIMPLE WALLETBOY 261 00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:07,091 THAT YOU'VE ALL GROWN TO... TO LOVE 262 00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:08,793 AND... AND TO WORSHIP. 263 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,427 [man sneezes] 264 00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,163 WHO THE HELL SNEEZED? 265 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,198 ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY, GET THE HELL OUT! 266 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,033 OUT! OUT! GET THE HELL OUT! 267 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,969 JEEZ, YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING INFESTED SYCOPHANTS. 268 00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:20,371 GET OUT. YOU TOO. OUT! 269 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,873 EW! GOT YOUR INFESTED SPORES ALL OVER ME. 270 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,342 WHO KNOWS WHERE THE HELL YOU'VE BEEN? OUT. 271 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,011 LOOK AT ALL THESE INVITATIONS. 272 00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:29,580 WE'VE GOT THE GOVERNOR'S OTHER BALL, THE AMBASSADOR'S RECEPTION, 273 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,449 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S SADIE HAWKINS DANCE, 274 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,116 SANITATION COMMISSIONER'S COTILLION, 275 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,718 THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER'S... 276 00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:36,653 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'M SORRY. 277 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,190 I... I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT THE SANITATION COMMISSION OR ANYTHING. 278 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:42,293 BUT, UH, THEY'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO PARTY WITHOUT THIS BEARDED LADY 279 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,928 BECAUSE I AM PUTTING MY BIG RUMP 280 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,063 RIGHT HERE ON THIS SEALY POSTUREPHONIC 281 00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:48,665 AND GOING INTO A PAY-PER-VIEW HAZE. 282 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,267 OH, SURE. 283 00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,636 AND WHILE YOU SIT UP HERE LETTIN' YOUR FEET GO SOFT, 284 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,824 ANOTHER KID'S OUT THERE WHO'S LOST HIS BIKE. 285 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:56,473 SO THEN HE BECOMES BIKEBOY, 286 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,741 AND YOU'RE BACK IN HICKSVILLE 287 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,544 TOSSIN' FISH WRAPPIN' FOR PEANUTS. 288 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:03,314 JEEZ, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 289 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,462 I GUESS THIS BEING A LOVEABLE VICTIM BUSINESS 290 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,552 IS MORE CUT THROAT THAN I THOUGHT. 291 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,715 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY CHANCES. 292 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,492 WHOA-HO, EVERYBODY! 293 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,639 [people shouting] I'M THE MOST PATHETIC DESERVING RUBE 294 00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,162 IN THIS WHOLE BIG CITY! 295 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,864 AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT! 296 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,433 WELL, THANK YOU. 297 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,734 HERE'S TO YOU. 298 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,236 ALL RIGHT. 299 00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:00,738 [people chattering] 300 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:05,910 HEY, WALLETBOY, 301 00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:08,178 YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A BIG SHOT? 302 00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:11,983 WELL, I GOT A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE UNDERWORLD. 303 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,083 [screams] 304 00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,894 OH! "WE LOVE WALLETBOY." AH! IT WAS A JOKE. 305 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,362 [all laughing] 306 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:26,797 OH, MY! OH! 307 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,199 OH, YOU HAD ME GOING. 308 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,534 JEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE 309 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:33,671 WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT UNTIL THE SUN ROSE 310 00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:37,374 AND POKED IT'S YELLOW MANLINESS THROUGH THE CLOUDS. 311 00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:40,644 THERE'S THE METROPOLITAN STATE BUILDING. IT'S 50 STORIES TALL. 312 00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,179 YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I... I HEARD 313 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:44,181 THAT IF YOU DROP A PENNY OFF THE TOP FLOOR THERE, 314 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:46,283 IT COULD BORE A HOLE THROUGH A PEDESTRIAN'S HEAD 315 00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,519 AND GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIM AND COME OUT HIS TOE. 316 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,854 I BET A QUARTER WOULD PROBABLY KILL HIM. 317 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,157 THERE ARE THE AZTEC RUINS. 318 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,792 SEE I KNEW IT. JEEZ. 319 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,260 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE 320 00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,765 FOR A SENSATIONAL HEADLINE-GRABBIN', CIRCULATION-BOOSTING FREAK. 321 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,501 OH, JEEZ. 322 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,235 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO THANK YOU 323 00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:07,505 OR CALL YOU A COLD HEARTLESS BITCH. 324 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,074 WHY DON'T WE JUST SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE? 325 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,213 OH, CHRIS, I'M SORRY. 326 00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,681 I MEAN, YOU'RE SWELL AND ALL, 327 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,350 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S YOU I LOVE 328 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,419 OR THE PHENOMENON CALLED WALLETBOY. 329 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,255 WHO CARES? LET'S JUST MAKE OUT. 330 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,923 OH, CHRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW? 331 00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:29,260 [sighs] MAY, THERE ARE CERTAIN QUESTIONS IN LIFE 332 00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:30,861 THAT SHOULD GO UNANSWERED, 333 00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,664 LIKE... LIKE WHERE DOES MEAT COME FROM? 334 00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,666 AND, UH, HOW DO FISH BREATHE? 335 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,269 AND... AND WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9? 336 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,836 IT'S 3. 337 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:40,971 [exclaims] 338 00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,839 YOU ARE NOT OF THIS EARTH. 339 00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,408 OH, WALLETBOY. 340 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:48,345 WALLETBOY DOLLS, WALLETBOY WALLETS, WALLET... 341 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,747 OH, LOOK, ITS HIM, LOOK... 342 00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,283 (woman) WALLETBOY! 343 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,017 [people clamoring] 344 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,054 [laughing] 345 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,788 [people screaming] 346 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:00,757 OH, MY. 347 00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:02,459 [laughing] UH, OH. 348 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,495 DANCING ALL NIGHT. OH! 349 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,031 MEETING LUMINARIES RIGHT AND LEFT, 350 00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:10,434 THE CROWD CHANTING MY NAME ON EVERY STREET CORNER. 351 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,203 I FEEL LIKE THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET. 352 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,972 HEY, MAY, 353 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,375 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 354 00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,310 IT'S... IT'S ME YOU LOVE, ISN'T IT? 355 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,478 I MEAN, IT'S NOT WALLETBOY? 356 00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,387 CHRIS, I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 357 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:25,749 IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR GUARANTEES, 358 00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,918 I HAVE TO SAY AT THIS POINT, 359 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,955 I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA. 360 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,458 YOU'VE JUST MADE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 361 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,560 [phone rings] 362 00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:38,028 I'LL GET IT. 363 00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,030 [clears throat] 364 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:41,698 HELLO. WALLETBOY. 365 00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:42,799 CHRIS, IT'S DAD. 366 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,968 [scoffs] 367 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,004 JUST SOME MORE BOOBS PRETENDING TO BE MY PARENTS. 368 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,574 UH, LOOK, MR. RICH LITTLE, 369 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,844 PRETENDING TO BY MY DAD ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU JACK SPIT, OK? 370 00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:55,071 WELL, BEING YOUR DAD 371 00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:57,715 HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES, EITHER. 372 00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,383 DAD IT IS YOU. HI! 373 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,719 YOU LEFT YOUR WALLET HERE, CHOWDERHEAD. 374 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,688 ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, JEEZ. 375 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,858 BOY, IS THAT A LOAD-OFF? OK, THANKS, DAD. BYE. 376 00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:09,660 HEY, MAY. 377 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,061 [laughing] 378 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,231 MAY, YOU WANT A LAUGH? 379 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,402 I DIDN'T LOSE MY WALLET AT ALL. 380 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,204 NO. IN FACT, I LEFT IT AT HOME 381 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,540 SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 382 00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,376 BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY. 383 00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:27,878 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FACES ON THIS CITY. 384 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,212 [snickers] OH. 385 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,749 CITIZENS OF THIS BIG CITY, LET ME... 386 00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:33,751 [people clamoring] 387 00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:35,519 HAVE YOU GONE SCREWY? 388 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,388 WHAT? OH, PLEASE, OH... 389 00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:38,789 [groaning] 390 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,126 IF WORD OF THIS GETS OUT ON THE STREET, 391 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:46,330 THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY. 392 00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:48,765 WELL, WAIT JUST A MANGY-HORSE MINUTE HERE. 393 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:52,435 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY CROWD? THE WALLETBOYNIACS? 394 00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:54,971 CHRIS, THEY LOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE A VICTIM, 395 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,473 NOT AN IDIOT. 396 00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,777 WELL, GEE, UH, IF THEY FIND OUT, 397 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:04,348 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY FREE LIFETIME HOTEL SUITE? 398 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,217 HELLO, Y.M.C.A. 399 00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,319 WELL, DAMN IT, DO SOMETHING! 400 00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,189 JUST KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT, AND NOBODY WILL BE THE WISER. 401 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,023 OH, ALL I NEED IS ANOTHER SCAM 402 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,927 LIKE THE RINGLING BROTHER'S UNICORN. 403 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,929 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM? 404 00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:21,832 (woman) HELLO, WINNIE? 405 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,500 BOY, HAVE I GOT THE "T" ON WALLETBOY. 406 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,602 IT TURNS OUT HE'S NOT ON THE UP AND UP. 407 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,271 [all chattering] 408 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,588 [crowd chanting] WALLETBOY! WALLETBOY! 409 00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,529 OH, THESE POOR STUPID BASTARDS. 410 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,132 THEY STILL LOVE ME. 411 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,034 IF THEY ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH, 412 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,469 THEY'D HANG ME UP BY MY OWN INTESTINES. 413 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,472 CHRIS! CHRIS! 414 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,575 GLADYS, INSTEAD OF WAVING THAT BIG FAT WALLET AROUND, 415 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,845 WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT SANDWICH BOARDS ON US 416 00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,947 SAYING "ROB US, WE'RE OLD"? 417 00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,849 CHRIS, WE HAVE YOUR WALLET! 418 00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,318 WE BROUGHT IT FOR YOU FROM HOME! 419 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,718 CHRIS! 420 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:16,986 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 421 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,088 HE DIDN'T LOSE HIS WALLET, HE LEFT IT AT HOME. 422 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:21,124 HE'S NO HERO, HE'S A DUMB ASS. 423 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,026 HE'S TAKEN US FOR CHUMPS. 424 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,461 WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 425 00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,130 THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T MY PARENTS. 426 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:28,966 I MEAN, CAN'T YOU SEE, THERE'S NO FAMILY RESEMBLANCE WHATSOEVER. 427 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:31,802 I MEAN, I'M FULLY CLOTHED AND THEIR WEARING BATHROBES. 428 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,236 (man) GET HIM! 429 00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,138 [people shouting] 430 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,142 WAIT! WAIT! 431 00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:41,178 WAIT! WAIT! OK. 432 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,248 ALL RIGHT. SO MAYBE I DIDN'T LOSE MY WALLET, 433 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,550 DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON? 434 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:51,054 IS IT A CRIME TO HAVE INSPIRED AN ENTIRE CITY 435 00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:54,658 TO RALLY BEHIND A YOUNG BOY? 436 00:19:54,725 --> 00:19:57,561 I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE. 437 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:01,732 YOU WERE ALL ONCE COLD-HEARTED, CYNICAL, 438 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:03,700 ICE-BLOODED BASTARDS. 439 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:06,703 AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. 440 00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:11,708 I'VE TRANSFORMED ALL OF YOU INTO TENDER, GOD-FEARING, 441 00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:14,110 PUPPY-LOVING MARSHMALLOWS 442 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,613 FLOATING ON TOP OF A GOLDEN CUP 443 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,782 OF HOT NUTRITIOUS COCOA. 444 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:24,387 NOW DON'T YOU ALL JUST FEEL THE SLIGHTEST BIT SILLY? 445 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,956 GET HIM! 446 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,658 [people shouting] 447 00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:30,260 [people booing] 448 00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,641 WAIT. 449 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,109 [sighs] 450 00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:48,578 I GUESS THIS WHOLE TOWN IS AGAINST ME, HUH, MAY? 451 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:52,015 EXCEPT FOR YOU. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 452 00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,251 DO YOU SEE AN ANGRY MOB HEADED THIS WAY? 453 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,953 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M SEEING. 454 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,622 WHAT ABOUT US? 455 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,257 YOU KNOW HOW I COULDN'T TELL WHETHER IT WAS YOU I LOVED 456 00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:03,259 OR THE PHENOMENON WALLETBOY? 457 00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:04,762 YEAH. 458 00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:07,263 WE'VE ASKED THE JUDGES AND WE HAVE A DECISION. 459 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,332 WALLETBOY BY A MILE. 460 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,789 [people shouting] (man) GET HIM! GET HIM! 461 00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:26,816 [scoffs] 462 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:28,652 WHAT THESE MORONS DON'T REALIZE 463 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,640 IS THAT I STILL HAVE THE KEY TO THE CITY. 464 00:21:30,688 --> 00:21:31,688 [snickering] 465 00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:34,190 (Mayor) WE CHANGED THE LOCK, IDIOT! 466 00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:36,160 OH, JEEZ. 467 00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:39,729 COME ON, GUYS, LET ME IN, HUH? 468 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,998 PLEASE! COME ON. 469 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,267 [sighs] 470 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,435 OK, FINE. 471 00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:48,439 I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS. 472 00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,574 AND I CAN WAIT, BELIEVE ME, HO-OH. 473 00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:52,942 I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. 474 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,078 [grunts] 475 00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:55,185 [inhales] 476 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,648 [sighing] 477 00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:59,115 [wind howling]34647

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