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�[Stand by R.E.M. playing]
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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[birds chirping]
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[breathing deeply]
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[snorting]
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[snoring]
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OH, WHAT? OH, OH.
HELLO, QUEEN ELIZABETH.
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HEY, YOU LOOK
VERY REGAL TODAY.
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HEY, WHY DID YOU
JUST THROW THAT BRICK
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AT THAT CONSTRUCTION WORKER?
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AFTER ALL YOU GOTTA EXPECT
SOME CAT CALLS
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WHEN YOU SHAKE IT DOWN
THE STREET LIKE THAT.
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EVEN IN HIS SLEEP
HE EMBARRASSES US.
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SHH. FRED,
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YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS
TO WAKE HIM
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WHEN HE'S SLEEPWALKING.
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I LOVE TAKING THAT CHANCE.
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[clears throat] OH.
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OH, HI, MA. HI, DAD.
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OH, DAMN.
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IT WASN'T AS GOOD
AS LAST THE TIME
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WHEN WE HAD TO PRY HIM DOWN
OFF THE CHANDELIER.
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WELL, I, UH, I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW I GOT HERE OR WHY,
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BUT, UH, WHO CARES.
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[laughs]
I GUESS I SHOULD
BLURT OUT THE REASON
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I'M AS GIDDY AS A SQUIRREL
IN CONVENIENCE STORE.
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I'VE FINALLY
SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY
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FOR MY BIG TRIP
TO THE BIG CITY.
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WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY, BOY?
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THE BIG CITY WILL CHEW YOU UP
AND SPIT YOU OUT
LIKE A WAD OF HORSEMEAT.
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YES, IT'S HORRIBLE THERE.
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ALL THE PEOPLE
JUST BUSTLE RIGHT PAST YOU,
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AND THE LADIES ARE PAINTED UP
LIKE DIMESTORE HUSSIES.
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OH, YOU WON'T BE THERE
MORE THAN 5 MINUTES
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BEFORE YOU'LL GET SUCKERED
INTO A GAME OF CHANCE
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AND SOMEBODY
WILL SLIP YOU A MICKEY.
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ALL RIGHT, DAD,
EVERYTHING'S BAD IN THE CITY
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BUT EVERYTHING'S PERFECT
HERE IN THE SUBURBS, RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, NOTHING
EVER GOES WRONG HERE
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AND WE NEVER GROW OLD
AND DIE IN THE SUBURBS.
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NOBODY EVER BURNS THEIR TONGUE
ON A BOWL OF PEA SOUP,
AND EVERYBODY HAS PIZZA OVENS.
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IT'S ALWAYS JUST
A PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY
HERE IN STATUS SYMBOL LAND.
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GLADYS, CAN WE AT LEAST
USE A STUN GUN ON HIM?
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LOOK, MA, DAD, YOU... YOU'VE
KEPT ME HIDDEN AWAY
FOR TOO LONG
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UNDER YOUR SKIRT
AND IN YOUR PANTS.
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO OFF
AND SAMPLE LIFE
TO IT'S FULLEST.
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TO EAT OF THE FRUITED LOINS
OF OUR FOREFATHERS.
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WELL, I BETTER GET GOING.
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I HAVE A TICKET ON
THE 501 SONIC BULLET TRAIN,
SO...
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JEEZ, THE BIG CITY,
I CAN'T WAIT. HEH.
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THE EIFFEL TOWER,
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THE... THE ACROPOLIS,
THE... THE LEANING TOWER,
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THE AZTEC RUINS.
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CHRIS, NONE OF THOSE THINGS
ARE THERE.
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[scoffs]
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY.
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[scoffs]
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YOU'RE BLATANTLY LYING TO ME
SO THAT I'LL STAY HERE.
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JEEZ, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR,
A MORON?
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[scoffs] BOY.
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[sighs]
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UH, HOW DO YOU GET
THIS SECTION OF THE WALL
TO OPEN?
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(Fred) TURN THE KNOB.
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OH. OH!
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WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
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[man chatteringon P.A. system]
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[whistle blows]
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WOW!
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OH, BOY.
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IT'S EVEN MORE MODERN
AND HIGH-TECH THAN I IMAGINED.
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(Chris) WOW!
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[camera clicking]
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OOH.
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WOW!
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WATCH IT.
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HEY.
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IDIOT.
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I DIDN'T HEAR AN EXCUSE ME.
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BIG FELLOW, ARE YOU LOOKIN'
FOR A GOOD TIME?
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NO, I JUST WANT
TO STAND HERE ALL DAY
AND GET JOSTLED
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UNTIL MY SHOULDER SEPARATES.
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OOH, A TOUGH GUY, HUH?
I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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[chuckling] OH, MY GOSH.
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YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FILTHY
LICE-RIDDEN PROSTITUTES,
AREN'T YOU?
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JEEZ.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF YOU
FOR MY MOM.
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DO YOU MIND?
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SMILE.
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[camera clicks]
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GREAT. THANKS A LOT.
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OH, NOW I HAVE TO WASH UP.
DO YOU HAVE
A WET KNAP ON YOU?
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PREFERABLY
ONE THAT'S UNSCENTED
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'CAUSE I HAVE ALLERGIES
AND IT'S REALLY...
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HEY, 4 EYES.
YES.
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WATCH THE DOG.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE DOG.
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DOG'S IN THE DOGHOUSE.
WHICH HOUSE IS THE DOG IN?
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I'M... I'M SORRY.
HAVE... HAVE YOU
LOST YOUR DOG?
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WAS ITS NAME POOFIE?
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PUT THE $20 DOWN.
THE PEA IN THE SHELLS.
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WELL, OK, $20
SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY
FOR 3 SHELLS AND A PEA.
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BUT, THEN AGAIN
I AM OUT OF THEM, SO...
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THERE YOU GO.
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WELL, DONE FOR THE DAY.
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HMM.
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[burps]
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JEEZ, I'M FULL.
BETTER SAVE THIS FOR LATER.
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HEY, STICK-LEGS
WITH A FAT GUT.
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YES, THAT'S ME.
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I SAW YOU
STUFFIN' YOUR MUG.
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HOW ABOUT A NICE COLD TALL ONE
TO WASH IT DOWN.
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OH, SURE, GREAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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[chuckling]
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UH, WAIT A SECOND.
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THIS WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
BE A MICKEY, WOULD IT?
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YEAH, RIGHT. I'D JUST COME UP
AND GIVE YOU A MICKEY
ON THE STREET.
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LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT,
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THERE'S A SWELL GUY OVER THERE
WHO LOOKS THIRSTY.
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NO. NO, NO, I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
SURE, SURE, THANKS.
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GEE, WHAT A FRIENDLY TOWN.
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MMM. MMM!
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HMM.
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THAT'S DELICIOUS.
IT KIND OF TASTES
LIKE ROOT BEER,
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EXCEPT MORE MEDICINY.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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OH, OH, OH.
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[gasps]
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COME ON. HEY, SON,
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COME ON. GET UP
OUT OF THERE, NOW.
COME ON.
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GO GET YOURSELF A COFFEE
AND A BOWL OF STEW
DOWN AT ST. MARY'S. COME ON.
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OH, DON'T SIT ON ME.
YOU'RE FAT.
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YOU'LL SQUASH ME.
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WHAT IS THIS, NOW?
ACUTE PARANOIA?
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I THINK SOMEBODY
SLIPPED YOU A MICKEY.
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NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I SPECIFICALLY
ASKED ABOUT THAT.
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NOW LISTEN, SON,
I'VE BEEN WALKIN' THIS BEAT
FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.
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I KNOW A MICKEY VICTIM
WHEN I SEE ONE.
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AND YOU, SONNY BOY,
HAVE BEEN HAD.
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AND BY THE BEST
IN THE BUSINESS.
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BARNEY "THE MICKEY" SULLIVAN.
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SLIPS 'EM A MICKEY,
MAKES OFF WITH THEIR WALLETS,
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LIKE HE WAS PULLING PANTIES
OFF A GROUNDHOG.
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WELL, NO, MY WALLET
JUST HAPPENS TO BE...
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HAPPENS NOT TO BE IN THERE.
OR IN...
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OH, IT'S GONE.
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MY WALLET'S GONE!
HELP, POLICE! HELP, POLICE!
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WELL, TOP ON THE MORNIN',
OFFICER O'MEARA.
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ANYTHING GOIN' ON HERE
THAT'LL PUT ME ON THE MAP?
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WELL, THE SAINTS BE PRAISED,
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IF IT ISN'T, MAY EVANS,
THE REPORTER
FROM THE EVENING STAR.
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OK, ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE GOTTA KEEP MY WITS
ABOUT ME,
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[sighs]
THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
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LET ME JUST RETRACE MY STEPS.
NOW... NOW, I WAS STANDING HERE
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AND THEN I PASSED OUT
OVER HERE.
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OR WAS IT OVER HERE?
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OH, OH.
HOW AM I GONNA DO THIS?
I CAN'T DO THIS.
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THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO FIND
A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK.
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[grunts]
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I'M LIKE A RAT
CAUGHT IN A MAZE.
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SAY, I SMELL A STORY.
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NOT AT ALL.
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JUST ANOTHER KID
WHO LOST HIS WALLET.
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CORRECTION. A BIG FAT WALLET,
STUFFED WITH ALL MY MAD MONEY,
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AND MY LITTLE THIMBLE PUPPETS
NAMED PATINA AND SCAPINI.
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NOW LISTEN, SON,
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A LOST WALLET
MIGHT BE BIG NEWS
OUT IN THE BOONIES.
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BUT HERE IN THE BIG CITY,
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THAT STORY'S AS COMMON
AS A BODY
ON THE TROLLEY TRACKS.
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AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THIS BIG LUCK OF A TOWN.
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APATHY, CYNICISM,
SKEPTICISM.
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WELL, I'M GONNA
PUT A STOP TO THAT.
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ME, MAY EVANS.
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LOOK! IT'S
JIMMY "STICKY FINGERS" SYPES.
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I'VE BEEN AFTER HIM
FOR 3 WEEKS.
HE'S GOT ME LUCKY CHARMS.
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SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
SMALL EARS?
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PETERSON. CHRIS PETERSON.
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BUT I CAN'T PROVE IT
BECAUSE MY WALLET'S GONE.
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BUT I THINK MY I.D. PICTURE
LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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BOY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU
ON THE FRONT PAGE.
I CAN SEE IT NOW.
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"SMALL TOWN BOY'S WALLET
STOLEN.
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CITY HANGS ITS HEAD IN SHAME"
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WOW.
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[people clamoring]
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[door closes]
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MONSIEUR WALLETBOY,
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HERE IS YOUR UNBAKED PIZZA
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WITH NO TOPPINGS,
SAUCE OR CHEESE.
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WHY DID YOU ORDER IT
LIKE THAT?
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BECAUSE I CAN.
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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I KNEW THIS STORY
WOULD BE BIG,
BUT NEVER THIS BIG.
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WELL, THE CITY HASN'T BEEN
THIS EXCITED
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SINCE THE SIAMESE PINHEADS
CAME TO THE BONHAM MUSEUM.
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[door opens]
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[people clamoring]
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WALLETBOY, WALLETBOY,
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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OH, SURE, KID.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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KYLE.
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OK, TO KYLE.
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K...
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UM, WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE IT
"TO THE KID."
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I'M SORRY.
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I HAVE PROBLEMS
WITH THOSE FOREIGN NAMES.
THERE YOU GO.
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WALLETBOY,
THE MAYOR'S OUTSIDE.
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HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU
THE KEY TO THE CITY.
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[people screaming]
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WELL, I'M NOT SURE
I'M READY
TO EXCHANGE KEYS YET.
225
00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:26,256
I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY BEEN
DATING A WEEK.
226
00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,453
HI!
227
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,095
[people clamoring]
228
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:38,836
WALLETBOY, AS MAYOR
OF OUR FAIR CITY...
229
00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,806
UH, AHEM, EXCUSE ME.
ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED
"THE BIG CITY."
230
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:47,311
JEEZ, AND HE'S THE MAYOR?
THIS TOWN'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
231
00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:50,281
IN RECOGNITION
OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS
232
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,216
OF THE LAST 24 HOURS,
233
00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:57,321
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU
WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY.
234
00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,156
OH. WELL, THAT'S...
THAT'S VERY NICE.
235
00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,826
UM, I HAVE TO SOAK
FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 5 MINUTES.
236
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,461
WOULD YOU BE A FLOWER DRUM SONG
237
00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:06,264
AND JUST RUN INTO MY BEDROOM,
PUT IT ON THE NIGHTSTAND
FOR ME?
238
00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,665
[mumbling]
239
00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,735
WALLETBOY, J. D. WINDELL.
240
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,170
[snickering]
241
00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,272
LISTEN, UH,
WE'D LIKE TO SIGN YOU UP
242
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,541
TO AN EXCLUSIVE
MERCHANDISING DEAL.
243
00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:21,512
YOU KNOW, WALLETBOY DOLLS,
WATCHES, RAT POISON,
THE WORKS.
244
00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:24,015
ALL PRINTED WITH
YOUR CATCHPHRASE,
245
00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:26,483
"I'VE LOST MY WALLET."
246
00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:30,354
WOW! JEEZ, EVERYTHING
IS HAPPENING SO FAST TO ME.
247
00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,489
WELL, I'M SORRY,
248
00:11:32,557 --> 00:11:34,826
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME
A LITTLE TIME
TO THINK THIS OVER. SORRY.
249
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,093
OK, WHERE DO I SIGN?
250
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:37,461
OH, RIGHT HERE.
251
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,329
[sighs]
252
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,131
IT'S THE USUAL,
UH, 98-2 SPLIT.
253
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,833
SAME DEAL THE BEATLES GOT.
254
00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,402
OH. YEAH. AND THEY'RE RICH,
AREN'T THEY?
255
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,371
OH, BOY. WOW!
256
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,341
THIS IS ALL SO WONDERFUL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
257
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,444
YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
WERE COMPLETELY WRONG.
258
00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:56,446
I MEAN, THE BIG CITY
ISN'T CRUEL AND NASTY.
259
00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,818
I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW
THAT I SHALL NEVER CHANGE.
260
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,589
I SHALL ALWAYS BE
THE... THE SIMPLE WALLETBOY
261
00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:07,091
THAT YOU'VE ALL GROWN
TO... TO LOVE
262
00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:08,793
AND... AND TO WORSHIP.
263
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,427
[man sneezes]
264
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,163
WHO THE HELL SNEEZED?
265
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,198
ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!
EVERYBODY,
GET THE HELL OUT!
266
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,033
OUT! OUT! GET THE HELL OUT!
267
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,969
JEEZ, YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING
INFESTED SYCOPHANTS.
268
00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:20,371
GET OUT. YOU TOO. OUT!
269
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,873
EW! GOT YOUR INFESTED SPORES
ALL OVER ME.
270
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,342
WHO KNOWS WHERE THE HELL
YOU'VE BEEN? OUT.
271
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,011
LOOK AT
ALL THESE INVITATIONS.
272
00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:29,580
WE'VE GOT
THE GOVERNOR'S OTHER BALL,
THE AMBASSADOR'S RECEPTION,
273
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,449
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S
SADIE HAWKINS DANCE,
274
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,116
SANITATION COMMISSIONER'S
COTILLION,
275
00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,718
THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER
AND POWER'S...
276
00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:36,653
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M SORRY.
277
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,190
I... I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT
THE SANITATION COMMISSION
OR ANYTHING.
278
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:42,293
BUT, UH, THEY'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO PARTY
WITHOUT THIS BEARDED LADY
279
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,928
BECAUSE I AM PUTTING
MY BIG RUMP
280
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,063
RIGHT HERE
ON THIS SEALY POSTUREPHONIC
281
00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:48,665
AND GOING INTO
A PAY-PER-VIEW HAZE.
282
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,267
OH, SURE.
283
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,636
AND WHILE YOU SIT UP HERE
LETTIN' YOUR FEET GO SOFT,
284
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,824
ANOTHER KID'S OUT THERE
WHO'S LOST HIS BIKE.
285
00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:56,473
SO THEN HE BECOMES BIKEBOY,
286
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,741
AND YOU'RE BACK
IN HICKSVILLE
287
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,544
TOSSIN' FISH WRAPPIN'
FOR PEANUTS.
288
00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:03,314
JEEZ, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
289
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,462
I GUESS THIS BEING
A LOVEABLE VICTIM BUSINESS
290
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,552
IS MORE CUT THROAT
THAN I THOUGHT.
291
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,715
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE ANY CHANCES.
292
00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,492
WHOA-HO, EVERYBODY!
293
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,639
[people shouting]
I'M THE MOST
PATHETIC DESERVING RUBE
294
00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,162
IN THIS WHOLE BIG CITY!
295
00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,864
AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT!
296
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,433
WELL, THANK YOU.
297
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,734
HERE'S TO YOU.
298
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,236
ALL RIGHT.
299
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:00,738
[people chattering]
300
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:05,910
HEY, WALLETBOY,
301
00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:08,178
YOU THINK
YOU'RE SUCH A BIG SHOT?
302
00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:11,983
WELL, I GOT
A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR YOU
FROM THE UNDERWORLD.
303
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,083
[screams]
304
00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,894
OH! "WE LOVE WALLETBOY."
AH! IT WAS A JOKE.
305
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,362
[all laughing]
306
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:26,797
OH, MY!
OH!
307
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,199
OH, YOU HAD ME GOING.
308
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,534
JEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE
309
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:33,671
WE DANCED
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
UNTIL THE SUN ROSE
310
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:37,374
AND POKED
IT'S YELLOW MANLINESS
THROUGH THE CLOUDS.
311
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:40,644
THERE'S THE METROPOLITAN
STATE BUILDING.
IT'S 50 STORIES TALL.
312
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,179
YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I... I HEARD
313
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:44,181
THAT IF YOU DROP A PENNY
OFF THE TOP FLOOR THERE,
314
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:46,283
IT COULD BORE A HOLE
THROUGH A PEDESTRIAN'S HEAD
315
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,519
AND GO ALL THE WAY
THROUGH HIM
AND COME OUT HIS TOE.
316
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,854
I BET A QUARTER
WOULD PROBABLY KILL HIM.
317
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,157
THERE ARE THE AZTEC RUINS.
318
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,792
SEE I KNEW IT. JEEZ.
319
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,260
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE
320
00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,765
FOR A SENSATIONAL
HEADLINE-GRABBIN',
CIRCULATION-BOOSTING FREAK.
321
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,501
OH, JEEZ.
322
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,235
I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO THANK YOU
323
00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:07,505
OR CALL YOU
A COLD HEARTLESS BITCH.
324
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,074
WHY DON'T WE JUST
SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE?
325
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,213
OH, CHRIS, I'M SORRY.
326
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,681
I MEAN, YOU'RE SWELL AND ALL,
327
00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,350
BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S YOU I LOVE
328
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,419
OR THE PHENOMENON
CALLED WALLETBOY.
329
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,255
WHO CARES?
LET'S JUST MAKE OUT.
330
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,923
OH, CHRIS,
DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW?
331
00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:29,260
[sighs]
MAY, THERE ARE
CERTAIN QUESTIONS IN LIFE
332
00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:30,861
THAT SHOULD GO UNANSWERED,
333
00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,664
LIKE... LIKE WHERE DOES
MEAT COME FROM?
334
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,666
AND, UH,
HOW DO FISH BREATHE?
335
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,269
AND... AND WHAT'S
THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9?
336
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,836
IT'S 3.
337
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:40,971
[exclaims]
338
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,839
YOU ARE NOT OF THIS EARTH.
339
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,408
OH, WALLETBOY.
340
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:48,345
WALLETBOY DOLLS,
WALLETBOY WALLETS, WALLET...
341
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,747
OH, LOOK, ITS HIM, LOOK...
342
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,283
(woman) WALLETBOY!
343
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,017
[people clamoring]
344
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,054
[laughing]
345
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,788
[people screaming]
346
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:00,757
OH, MY.
347
00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:02,459
[laughing] UH, OH.
348
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,495
DANCING ALL NIGHT. OH!
349
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,031
MEETING LUMINARIES
RIGHT AND LEFT,
350
00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:10,434
THE CROWD CHANTING MY NAME
ON EVERY STREET CORNER.
351
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,203
I FEEL LIKE
THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET.
352
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,972
HEY, MAY,
353
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,375
TELL ME THE TRUTH.
354
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,310
IT'S... IT'S ME YOU LOVE,
ISN'T IT?
355
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,478
I MEAN, IT'S NOT WALLETBOY?
356
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,387
CHRIS, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
357
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:25,749
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN'
FOR GUARANTEES,
358
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,918
I HAVE TO SAY AT THIS POINT,
359
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,955
I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.
360
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,458
YOU'VE JUST MADE ME
THE HAPPIEST MAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
361
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,560
[phone rings]
362
00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:38,028
I'LL GET IT.
363
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,030
[clears throat]
364
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:41,698
HELLO. WALLETBOY.
365
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:42,799
CHRIS, IT'S DAD.
366
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,968
[scoffs]
367
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,004
JUST SOME MORE BOOBS
PRETENDING TO BE MY PARENTS.
368
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,574
UH, LOOK, MR. RICH LITTLE,
369
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,844
PRETENDING TO BY MY DAD
ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU
JACK SPIT, OK?
370
00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:55,071
WELL, BEING YOUR DAD
371
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:57,715
HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN
AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES,
EITHER.
372
00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,383
DAD IT IS YOU. HI!
373
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,719
YOU LEFT YOUR WALLET HERE,
CHOWDERHEAD.
374
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,688
ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, JEEZ.
375
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,858
BOY, IS THAT A LOAD-OFF?
OK, THANKS, DAD. BYE.
376
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:09,660
HEY, MAY.
377
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,061
[laughing]
378
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,231
MAY, YOU WANT A LAUGH?
379
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,402
I DIDN'T LOSE MY WALLET
AT ALL.
380
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,204
NO. IN FACT,
I LEFT IT AT HOME
381
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,540
SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
382
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,376
BOY! I CAN'T WAIT
TO TELL EVERYBODY.
383
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:27,878
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FACES
ON THIS CITY.
384
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,212
[snickers] OH.
385
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,749
CITIZENS OF THIS BIG CITY,
LET ME...
386
00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:33,751
[people clamoring]
387
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:35,519
HAVE YOU GONE SCREWY?
388
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,388
WHAT? OH, PLEASE, OH...
389
00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:38,789
[groaning]
390
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,126
IF WORD OF THIS
GETS OUT ON THE STREET,
391
00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:46,330
THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART
LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY.
392
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:48,765
WELL, WAIT JUST
A MANGY-HORSE MINUTE HERE.
393
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:52,435
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
MY CROWD? THE WALLETBOYNIACS?
394
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:54,971
CHRIS, THEY LOVED YOU
BECAUSE YOU WERE A VICTIM,
395
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,473
NOT AN IDIOT.
396
00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,777
WELL, GEE, UH,
IF THEY FIND OUT,
397
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:04,348
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
MY FREE LIFETIME HOTEL SUITE?
398
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,217
HELLO, Y.M.C.A.
399
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,319
WELL, DAMN IT, DO SOMETHING!
400
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,189
JUST KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT,
AND NOBODY WILL BE THE WISER.
401
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,023
OH, ALL I NEED
IS ANOTHER SCAM
402
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,927
LIKE THE RINGLING BROTHER'S
UNICORN.
403
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,929
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM?
404
00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:21,832
(woman) HELLO, WINNIE?
405
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,500
BOY, HAVE I GOT THE "T"ON WALLETBOY.
406
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,602
IT TURNS OUTHE'S NOT ON THE UP AND UP.
407
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,271
[all chattering]
408
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,588
[crowd chanting]
WALLETBOY! WALLETBOY!
409
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,529
OH, THESE POOR
STUPID BASTARDS.
410
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,132
THEY STILL LOVE ME.
411
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,034
IF THEY ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH,
412
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,469
THEY'D HANG ME UP
BY MY OWN INTESTINES.
413
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,472
CHRIS! CHRIS!
414
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,575
GLADYS, INSTEAD OF WAVING
THAT BIG FAT WALLET AROUND,
415
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,845
WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT
SANDWICH BOARDS ON US
416
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,947
SAYING
"ROB US, WE'RE OLD"?
417
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,849
CHRIS, WE HAVE YOUR WALLET!
418
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,318
WE BROUGHT IT FOR YOU
FROM HOME!
419
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,718
CHRIS!
420
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:16,986
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
421
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,088
HE DIDN'T LOSE HIS WALLET,
HE LEFT IT AT HOME.
422
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:21,124
HE'S NO HERO,
HE'S A DUMB ASS.
423
00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,026
HE'S TAKEN US
FOR CHUMPS.
424
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,461
WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
425
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,130
THOSE PEOPLE
AREN'T MY PARENTS.
426
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:28,966
I MEAN, CAN'T YOU SEE,
THERE'S NO FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
WHATSOEVER.
427
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:31,802
I MEAN, I'M FULLY CLOTHED
AND THEIR WEARING BATHROBES.
428
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,236
(man) GET HIM!
429
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,138
[people shouting]
430
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,142
WAIT! WAIT!
431
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:41,178
WAIT! WAIT! OK.
432
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,248
ALL RIGHT. SO MAYBE
I DIDN'T LOSE MY WALLET,
433
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,550
DOES THAT MAKE ME
A BAD PERSON?
434
00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:51,054
IS IT A CRIME TO HAVE
INSPIRED AN ENTIRE CITY
435
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:54,658
TO RALLY BEHIND A YOUNG BOY?
436
00:19:54,725 --> 00:19:57,561
I MEAN, LOOK AT
WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.
437
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:01,732
YOU WERE ALL
ONCE COLD-HEARTED, CYNICAL,
438
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:03,700
ICE-BLOODED BASTARDS.
439
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:06,703
AND NOW LOOK AT YOU.
440
00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:11,708
I'VE TRANSFORMED ALL OF YOU
INTO TENDER, GOD-FEARING,
441
00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:14,110
PUPPY-LOVING MARSHMALLOWS
442
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,613
FLOATING ON TOP
OF A GOLDEN CUP
443
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,782
OF HOT NUTRITIOUS COCOA.
444
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:24,387
NOW DON'T YOU ALL JUST FEEL
THE SLIGHTEST BIT SILLY?
445
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,956
GET HIM!
446
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,658
[people shouting]
447
00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:30,260
[people booing]
448
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,641
WAIT.
449
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,109
[sighs]
450
00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:48,578
I GUESS THIS WHOLE TOWN
IS AGAINST ME, HUH, MAY?
451
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:52,015
EXCEPT FOR YOU.
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
452
00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,251
DO YOU SEE AN ANGRY MOB
HEADED THIS WAY?
453
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,953
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
I'M SEEING.
454
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,622
WHAT ABOUT US?
455
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,257
YOU KNOW HOW I COULDN'T TELL
WHETHER IT WAS YOU I LOVED
456
00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:03,259
OR THE PHENOMENON WALLETBOY?
457
00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:04,762
YEAH.
458
00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:07,263
WE'VE ASKED THE JUDGES
AND WE HAVE A DECISION.
459
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,332
WALLETBOY BY A MILE.
460
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,789
[people shouting]
(man)
GET HIM! GET HIM!
461
00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:26,816
[scoffs]
462
00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:28,652
WHAT THESE MORONS
DON'T REALIZE
463
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,640
IS THAT I STILL HAVE
THE KEY TO THE CITY.
464
00:21:30,688 --> 00:21:31,688
[snickering]
465
00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:34,190
(Mayor)
WE CHANGED THE LOCK, IDIOT!
466
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:36,160
OH, JEEZ.
467
00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:39,729
COME ON, GUYS,
LET ME IN, HUH?
468
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,998
PLEASE! COME ON.
469
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,267
[sighs]
470
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,435
OK, FINE.
471
00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:48,439
I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE
UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS.
472
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,574
AND I CAN WAIT,
BELIEVE ME, HO-OH.
473
00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:52,942
I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.
474
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,078
[grunts]
475
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:55,185
[inhales]
476
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,648
[sighing]
477
00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:59,115
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