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(Chris)DEAR DIARY, REMEMBER ME?
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I'M THE GUY WHO STOLE YOUFROM WOOLWORTH'SABOUT 20 YEARS AGO.
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I REALIZEI HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN YOU
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SINCE I DUG UPTHAT GIANT EARTHWORMWHEN I WAS 12.
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BUT THAT'S THE BREAKS.SUE ME.
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[chuckling]
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ANYWAY, NOTHING MUCH IS NEW.
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I'M STILL A PAPERBOY.
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OH, AND I'M HAVING SEX NOW.
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SO THAT'S A BIG HELP.
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THE MAIN REASONI'M WRITING YOU HOWEVER,
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IS TO TELL YOU ABOUTTHE WONDERFUL,ENCHANTING EVENTS
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THAT BEFELL ME LAST WEEK.
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EVENTS THAT HAVE CAUSED METO FOREVER ALTER MY PERCEPTION
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OF THIS CRAZY, TOPSY-TURVY,BUTTERY THING WE CALL LIFE.
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IT ALL STARTED ABOUT7 A.M. LAST MONDAY.
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SO, MOM, DAD,
WHAT'S UP FOR TODAY?
ANY BIG PLANS?
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WELL, ACTUALLY
WE WERE THINKING OF
LOOKING THROUGH
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SOME MAGAZINES LATER ON
IF WE'RE NOT TOO TIRED.
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NO, GLADYS,
THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED
FOR NEXT WEEK.
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THIS IS THE DAY
THE WORKERS ARRIVE
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TO START WORK
ON THE KITCHEN.
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WORKERS?
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DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?
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YOUR FATHER HAS
FINALLY AGREED TO EXPAND
THE KITCHEN BY 6 INCHES.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH
ALL THAT EXTRA SPACE.
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WORKERS, AS IN
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS?
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AS IN THE GUYS WHO WEAR
HARD HATS AND TOOL BELTS
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AND HAVE BRILL CREAM
IN THEIR HAIR?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THE KIND OF GUYS
THAT... THAT USE FOUL LANGUAGE,
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AND HAVE WIVES NAMED BONNIE
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AND, DARE I SAY IT, STINK?
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YES, I SUPPOSE,
EVENTUALLY THEY WILL STINK.
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[exclaims]
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YES, YES, I'M SO EXCITED.
WHEN DO THEY GET HERE?
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HOLD ON NOW, BOY,
THROW IT INTO REVERSE.
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BEFORE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES,
LISTEN UP.
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YOU ARE NOT TO
TALK TO THEM, BOTHER THEM,
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OR STARE AT THEM.
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IF HISTORY TELLS US ANYTHING,
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IT'S THAT YOU HAVE
A TENDENCY
TO DRIVE PEOPLE NUTS.
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[banging on door]
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OH, THEY'RE HERE,
THEY'RE HERE.
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[Chris chuckling]
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MAYBE THEY'LL SMOKE CIGARS.
WOULDN'T THAT BE A BONUS?
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COME IN, CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
OH, DO COME IN.
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(Chris)THEY WERE MORE MAGNIFICENTTHAN I HAD IMAGINED.
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I HAD READ EVERY BOOKAND SEEN EVERY PLAY AND MOVIE
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ABOUT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
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YET NOTHING PREPARED MEFOR THE INCREDIBLE SURGE
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OF JOY AND AWE I FELT
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WHEN THESE GLORIOUS,MYTHICAL CREATURES
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WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR.
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THE GODSHAD DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN
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AND WERE NOW STANDINGIN MY PARENTS' KITCHEN.
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�[Stand by R.E.M playing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUTTHE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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(Chris) ITS BEEN SAID
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THAT ALL GOOD RELATIONSHIPSSTART WITH QUIET OBSERVATION.
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ACTUALLY, I MADE THAT UP,JUST NOW.
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DOES IT SOUND STUPID?
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ANYWAY, MY INITIAL STRATEGYWAS SIMPLE,
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SILENTLY STARE AT THEM
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FOR HOURS ON ENDUNTIL I'M EVENTUALLY NOTICED
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AND INVITED INTOA CONVERSATION.
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THIS EXACT SAME STRATEGYONCE WORKED FOR ME
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WITH AN APE AT THE LOCAL ZOO.
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SO MY HOPES WERE HIGH.
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I SOON CAME TO THE REALIZATION
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THAT IT MIGHT BE NECESSARYTO CHANGE MY STRATEGY.
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IT WAS TIME FORTHE HEAVY ARTILLERY.
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YOU GUESSED IT, QUESTIONS.
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WHEN WERE SINKS
INVENTED?
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[grunting]
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HOW MUCH ARE TRUCKS?
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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(Chris) NOTHING SEEMED TO WORK.
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I KNEW THINGS WERE DESPERATE
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WHEN EVEN MR. POPPIECOULDN'T WIN THEM OVER.
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[Chris clears throat]
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TELL US A JOKE, MR. POPPIE.
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SURE THING,
CHRISSY.
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HOW DO PORCUPINES
HAVE SEX?
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JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW,
MR. POPPIE.
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HOW DO PORCUPINES
HAVE SEX?
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CAREFULLY,
VERY CAREFULLY.
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(Chris)THIS WAS NOT A GOOD SIGN.
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I KNEW NOWTHAT SOMETHING DRASTICHAD TO BE DONE.
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IF I WERE TOTRULY BECOME ONE OF THEM,
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I KNEW I WOULD FIRSTHAVE TO LOOK LIKE THEM,
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AND EVENTUALLY, GOD WILLING,SMELL LIKE THEM.
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[metallic clanking]
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IN MY HEART,I KNEW THIS WAS FINALLY IT.
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THE CLOTHES WERE RIGHT.
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THE ECLAIRS AND BEERHAD PUT ON A FEW EXTRA POUNDS.
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I WAS IN PEAK FORM.
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THEY WOULD NOW EMBRACE MEAS ONE OF THEIR OWN.
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[burping]
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HI, BOYS.
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WHAT'S WITH THE COSTUME,
SLUSH HEAD?
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YOU GOT A DATE
WITH DINTY MOORE?
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[all laughing]
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(Chris)TO THIS DAY,I STILL DON'T GET THAT JOKE.
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OBVIOUSLY, THEY FOUND ITQUITE FUNNY, THOUGH.
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[men continue laughing]
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DINTY MOORE!
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[men laughing] ALL I KNOW IS
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AT THAT VERY MOMENT,I FELT ALL WAS LOST.
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I WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWEDINTO THE GRAND, MYSTERIOUS,
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WONDROUS WORLDOF GUYS WHO USE TOOLS.
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[mocking]
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BUT I WRONG.
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ALL THAT WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
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THANKS TO MY TENDENCYTO GET SLEEPY EVERY SO OFTEN.
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AND SLEEPY I WAS,AFTER DOING THE TWIST
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FOR 3 SOLID HOURS FORAN UNRECEPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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IF THERE'S ONE THINGMY DEAR MOTHER TAUGHT ME,
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IT'S TO ALWAYS LAY DOWNAND GO TO SLEEP
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WHENEVER YOU ARE TIRED,
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NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.
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AND EXCEPT FOR MY ARRESTAT THE BUS STATION LAST YEAR,
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I FOUND THIS TO BEPRETTY SOUND ADVICE.
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LITTLE DID I KNOWTHAT AN EVENT WASABOUT TO TAKE PLACE,
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THAT WOULD FOREVERCHANGE MY LIFE.
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AND THAT BLESSED EVENT
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CAN BE SUMMED UPIN 4 SWEET, SIMPLE WORDS,
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DICK FELL ON ME.
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[metallic rattling]
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[thudding]
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[groaning]
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JEEZ.
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I COULD HAVE
BROKE MY NECK.
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[groaning]
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LUCKY FOR ME
YOU'RE SUCH A FAT-ASS.
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[groaning]
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OH.
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OH, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING, KID?
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[groaning]
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YOU'RE OK.
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[men laughing]
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(Chris)JUST LIKE THAT IT HAPPENED.
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I HAD BEEN ACCEPTED.I WAS NOW ONE OF THE ELITE.
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ABOUT TO LEARNALL THE RULE AND RITUALS
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OF A SECRET SOCIETYTHAT DATES BACK TO THE INCAS.
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WITHOUT TRYING TO SOUNDOVERLY DRAMATIC OR CLICHED,
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JUST LET ME SAYI WAS HAPPY AS A PORPUS.
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THE FIRST THINGMY HEROES TAUGHT ME
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WAS AN IMPORTANTAND ESSENTIAL LESSON.
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HOW TO ACT CRUDE AND OBNOXIOUSTO THE VARIOUS WOMEN
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WHO PASSED THROUGH MY YARDFOR NO APPARENT REASON.
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SHAKE IT, HONEY.
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DO THE WILD THING,
MAMA!
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[yelling]
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[laughing]
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YEAH, WORK THAT THING,
SISTER!
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[men exclaim]
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THAT'S RIGHT YOU GOT IT.
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HONEY, IF YOU'RE SELLIN',
I'M BUYIN'.
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(Chris)
OH, EAT THAT CHEESE, LADY.
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UH-HUH, PLUCK THAT BANJO.
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YES, YOU HAVE VERY
NICE LOOKING SHOES, MISS.
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[mumbling]
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[grunts]
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� DOWN IN THE VALLEY
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(all) � VALLEY SO LOW
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(Chris)AT NIGHT WE'D SITAROUND THE CAMPFIRE
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AND REFLECT ON THE DAY'SEVENTS AND LIFE IN GENERAL.
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INVARIABLY, THE CONVERSATIONWOULD DRIFT TO THE ONE TOPIC
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THAT'S NEVER FAR FROMA CONSTRUCTION WORKER'S MIND.
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TOOL BELT FIGHTS.
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HEY, GUYS,
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TELL ME ABOUT
THE TOOL BELT FIGHTS AGAIN.
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OH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW,
LITTLE PARTNER?
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WELL, EVERYTHING.
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LIKE... LIKE WHEN DID
THEY FIRST BEGIN?
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WELL, NOBODY KNOWS
WHEN IT ALL FIRST BEGAN.
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LEGEND HAS IT
THAT THE FIRST TOOL BELT FIGHT
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TOOK PLACE BETWEEN
A COUPLE OF FELLAS
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WORKING ON THE GREAT PYRAMIDS.
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SEEMS THEY GOT INTO
AN ARGUMENT OVER A SANDWICH
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AND SUDDENLY THE TOOLS
WAS FLYIN' EVERYWHERE.
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[crickets chirping]
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HAMMERS, SCREWDRIVERS,
POWER DRILLS, YOU NAME IT.
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IN THOSE DAYS, OF COURSE,
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IT WAS ALWAYS
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
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(Chris)MY HEAD WAS SWIMMINGWITH FASCINATING STORIES
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OF LATE TRAILER PAYMENTS,ONE-EYED-PROSTITUTES,
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AND, OF COURSE,THE FABLED TOOL BELT FIGHTS.
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IT WAS ALMOST TOO MUCH FORMY YOUNG, THIRSTY BRAINTO COMPREHEND.
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[chuckling] LOOK HERE, FELLAS.
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AIN'T THAT ABOUT
THE CUTEST THING
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
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OUR LITTLE OUTLAW HAS
GONE OFF TO FAIRYLAND.
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MUST HAVE BEEN
ALL THAT BOURBON I GAVE HIM.
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LET'S GET HIM OFF TO BED.
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[crickets chirping]
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[moaning]
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[chuckling]
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(Chris)THESE WERE THE HAPPIEST DAYSOF MY LIFE.
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I HAD FINALLYBECOME ONE OF THEM.
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HERE WE GO.
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I THINK I WAS EVENSTARTING TO STINK A LITTLE.
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AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
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THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER,
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THE ULTIMATE HAPPENED.
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I WAS SPEECHLESS.
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THE GUYS WERE PRESENTING MEWITH MY VERY OWN TOOL BELT,
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A REAL TOOL BELT.
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IF I WASN'T SO AFRAID OF PAIN,
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I SURELY WOULD HAVEPINCHED MYSELF.
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[sniffing]
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IT WASTHE SINGLE GREATEST HONOREVER BESTOWED ON ME
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AND I QUICKLY PURGEDANY THOUGHTS OF REFUSING IT,
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DUE TOTHE CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY'SPOOR TREATMENT
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OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN.
233
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,287
MY LIFE WAS NOW CONSUMED
234
00:10:23,354 --> 00:10:25,522
WITH LIVING UP TO THE HIGHSTANDARDS OF EXCELLENCE
235
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,659
THAT WENT ALONGWITH THAT TOOL BELT.
236
00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:30,795
OF COURSE, IT WASN'T ALL WORK.
237
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:34,665
WE ALWAYS FOUND TIMETO SOCIALIZE, EAT CHILI,AND DRINK BEER.
238
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,267
AT THOSE B.S. SESSIONS,AS DICK CALLED THEM,
239
00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:41,205
THE GUYS WERE ALWAYS FOND OFPHILOSOPHICAL CONVERSATION.
240
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:44,341
DO YOU ALL THINK WE'VE PEAKED
AS A CIVILIZATION?
241
00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,845
HAS MATERIALISM
RUINED OUR SOCIETY?
242
00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,583
EVER SEEN YOUR MOM
IN THE BATHTUB?
243
00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:55,219
(Chris)IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME.
244
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:59,290
I FELT HAPPIERAND MORE IMPORTANT THANTHE PRESIDENT OF EUROPE.
245
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,791
UNKNOWN TO ME, HOWEVER,
246
00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:03,694
THINGS WERE ABOUTTO TAKE AN UGLY TURN.
247
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,830
MORNING, FELLAS.
248
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,364
HEY, COME ON
OVER HERE, BUTCH.
249
00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:08,766
I GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.
250
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,400
[Dick laughing]
251
00:11:10,468 --> 00:11:11,869
[metallic rattling]
252
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,237
YOU, UH,
253
00:11:13,304 --> 00:11:14,505
YOU WANT IN ON
A LITTLE SECRET?
254
00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:15,706
YOU SEE THIS PIPE?
255
00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:18,442
WE GET IT OUT OF KOREA
FOR 9 CENTS A FOOT.
256
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,212
GOT MORE PLASTIC IN IT
THAN A SHOWGIRL'S BUTT.
257
00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:22,847
[all laughing]
258
00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:31,455
MMM, I DO SO LOVE JOKES
PERTAINING TO LAS VEGAS.
259
00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:33,483
HEY, WELL,
HERE'S THE REAL JOKE.
260
00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:35,526
WE'RE CHARGING
YOUR OLD MAN
FOR COPPER PIPE.
261
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:36,860
YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT GOES FOR?
262
00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:38,429
$90 A FOOT.
263
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,133
AIN'T THAT PRECIOUS?
264
00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:44,802
WE'RE GONNA GIVE
YOUR OLD MAN A BILL
265
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,672
THAT'LL KNOCK HIM
RIGHT OUT OF HIS SHORTS.
266
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,440
[all laughing]
267
00:11:53,745 --> 00:11:55,546
WAIT A SECOND.
HUH?
268
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,849
ISN'T THAT DISHONEST?
269
00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,917
HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE,
SPORT.
270
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,752
YOU, UH,
271
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,489
YOU AIN'T GETTIN' SOFT
ON US NOW, ARE YOU?
272
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,424
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ONE OF US.
273
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:09,293
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO
TAKE AWAY
HIS TOOL BELT.
274
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:12,463
MAYBE HE DON'T GOT
THE STOMACH FOR IT,
AFTER ALL.
275
00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,432
[chuckling]
NO. NOW COME ON FELLAS.
276
00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,733
LET'S... LET'S NOT
GO OVERBOARD HERE.
277
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,735
I SIMPLY RAISED
A QUESTION
278
00:12:18,803 --> 00:12:21,438
AND I... I REGRETTED IT
AS SOON AS I SAID IT, OK?
279
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:23,674
SO, COME ON,
LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT.
280
00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:26,310
COME ON. IT'S JUST WATER
UNDER THE TUNNEL.
281
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,898
NOW WHAT DO...
WHAT DO YOU SAY
282
00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:30,747
WE SLICE UP A... A SALAMI
AND... AND TURN ON OPRAH?
283
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,855
(Chris)DESPITE WHAT I LEDTHE GUYS TO BELIEVE,
284
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,990
I WAS NOW HORRIBLY TROUBLED.
285
00:12:40,058 --> 00:12:42,527
MY ENTIRE WORLD HAD COLLAPSED.
286
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,462
I FELT DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL.
287
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,364
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
288
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,066
A LITTLE THIRSTY.
289
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,106
I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO,
290
00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:58,409
WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLYDESPERATE FOR ADVICE,
291
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,344
AND I CAN'T FINDANYONE ELSE TO TALK TO,
292
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,245
NOT EVEN A COMPLETE STRANGER,
293
00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:04,749
MY PARENTS AREBETTER THAN NOTHING.
294
00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:08,686
HEY, MOM, DAD.
295
00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,121
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
296
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:12,856
AND AS ALWAYS YOU'RE MY FIRST
AND ONLY CHOICE FOR ADVICE.
297
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:14,558
LUCKY US.
298
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,293
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SWEETHEART?
299
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,662
IS THAT DRIFTER
WHO LIVES BEHIND
THE GAS STATION
300
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:21,032
STILL THREATENING
TO KILL YOU?
301
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,734
NO, HE GOT HIT
BY A CAR LAST WEEK.
302
00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:26,270
NO, MY PROBLEM'S
A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED.
303
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,640
LET ME GIVE YOU
A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION HERE.
304
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,944
SUPPOSE YOUR FRIEND
IS A RHINOCEROS
305
00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:37,814
AND HE'S HAWKING
REALLY EXPENSIVE SUGAR CUBES
ON THE MOON.
306
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:39,003
[clears throat]
307
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,485
ONLY YOU FIND OUT
THAT THESE SUGAR CUBES
308
00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:43,821
AREN'T REALLY MADE
OUT OF SUGAR AT ALL.
309
00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,957
BUT THEY'RE MADE OUT OF
A CHEAP COMBINATION
310
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:48,959
OF SAND AND GARLIC FROM KOREA.
311
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:50,961
OH, BOY,
HOLD... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
312
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,864
ARE YOU SAYING THESE MORON
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
313
00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:56,033
ARE TRYING TO RIP ME OFF?
314
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,836
NO, DAD. OH, JEEZ.
315
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:02,139
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYIN' TO READ
SOME SORT OF SECRET MEANING
IN EVERYTHING I SAY.
316
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,376
I GOT NO TIME FOR THIS, BOY.
DO YOU NEED ADVICE?
317
00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:07,044
GO BUG A PRIEST.
318
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:10,147
MAKE HIM WORK
FOR HIS $60,000 A YEAR.
319
00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:12,283
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
320
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,550
GOOD.
321
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:14,885
NOW BLOW.
322
00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:17,121
OH, SURE.
323
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:22,359
(Chris)AFTER WALKING AIMLESSLY FORTHE BETTER PART OF THE DAY,
324
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:23,894
I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH
325
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,897
TO STUMBLE UPON A CHURCHJUST 19 MILES FROM MY HOUSE.
326
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:29,132
OK, WELL,
HERE'S MY PROBLEM.
327
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,560
FOR NOW, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT MY BEST FRIENDS
ARE RHINOCEROSES,
328
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:36,273
AND THEY'RE HAWKING
REALLY EXPENSIVE SUGAR CUBES
ON THE MOON.
329
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,875
LET ME GUESS,
330
00:14:37,942 --> 00:14:40,744
SOME CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
ARE TRYING TO
SWINDLE YOUR FATHER?
331
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,680
EXACTLY.
332
00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:45,182
THESE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS,
YOUR HONOR.
333
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:48,819
AND THEY'VE ACCEPTED ME
INTO THEIR WONDERFUL, CRUDE,
334
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:51,422
STENCH-RIDDEN SUB-CULTURE.
335
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,391
AND THAT'S, WELL, SOMETHING
I'VE DREAMT ABOUT ALL MY LIFE.
336
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,426
I CAN'T JUST
THROW THAT AWAY.
337
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:58,128
AS I SEE IT,
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
338
00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:01,699
BUT TO CONFRONT THEM
AND VOICE YOUR CONCERN
ABOUT THEIR DISHONESTY.
339
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,333
HMM. BUT,
340
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,636
THEN I'LL LOSE
THEIR FRIENDSHIP FOREVER.
341
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,170
I'LL BE AN OUTCAST.
342
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:08,405
THEN,
343
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,241
THEY WEREN'T YOUR FRIENDS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
344
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:14,377
OH, NICE LINE, MOM.
345
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:17,481
(Chris)IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,IT'S A CONFRONTATION.
346
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,750
AND THIS ONE WOULDNO DOUBT BE EVEN UGLIER
347
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,752
THAN THE TIMEI CURSED OUT THE MAILMAN
348
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,521
FOR STARING AT MEWHEN I WAS SUNBATHING.
349
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:27,858
[clears throat] UH,
350
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,960
EXCUSE ME, UH, FELLAS, UH,
351
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:31,561
COULD I HAVE YOUR EAR
FOR A SECOND?
352
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:33,597
HEY, WHAT'S UP, KATO?
353
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,100
WELL, I... I WAS, UH...
354
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:40,104
HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS EVER
SEEN ME DO A SUMMERSAULT?
355
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:42,373
I CAN DO ONE, YOU KNOW.
HERE, WATCH.
356
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,774
HERE I GO.
357
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,076
[mumbling]
358
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,014
YOU GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND, BOY?
359
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,381
[object thudding]
360
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,350
YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE GOOFY.
361
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,619
[sighing]
362
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:57,488
WELL, UH,
363
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,555
[clears throat]
364
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,124
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
365
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,894
RICHARD, I DO HAVE
SOMETHING ON MY MIND
366
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:09,099
AND FOR ONCE IT'S... IT'S
NOT WOMEN COMPLETELY NAKED
EXCEPT FOR COWBOY BOOTS.
367
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,536
I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED
WITH ALL OF YOU.
368
00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:13,971
YOU GUYS DID A VERY BAD THING
369
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:16,540
BY PUTTING IN
THOSE CHEAP PIPES.
370
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,676
AND, WELL, EVEN THOUGH
371
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,311
IT... IT'LL PROBABLY MEAN
THAT I... I CAN'T BE ONE OF YOU,
372
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,681
AND... AND IT MIGHT HURT
OUR FRIENDSHIP,
373
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,716
I'M GONNA TELL MY DAD.
374
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,051
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. TONTO.
375
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,087
IT DON'T MEAN
YOU CAN'T BE ONE OF US.
376
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,395
I-I-IT DOESN'T?
377
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,089
NO.
378
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:35,559
IT MEANS WE'RE GONNA
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
379
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,361
A-A-A-ALL RIGHT,
N-N-NOW, HOLD ON, DICK.
380
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,695
I... I... I THINK
YOU'RE... YOU'RE...
381
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,364
YOU'RE GOING
A LITTLE OVERBOARD HERE.
382
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,552
YOU'RE TALKING WITH YOUR HEART
INSTEAD OF YOUR HEAD.
383
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,067
[crashing]
384
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,802
I MEAN YOUR... YOUR... YOUR HEAD
INSTEAD OF YOUR HEART.
385
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,172
I MEAN YOUR FOOT
INSTEAD OF YOUR ESOPHAGUS.
386
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,241
GIVE ME... GIVE ME
2 GOOD REASONS
WHY THIS SITUATION HERE
387
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:54,211
NEEDS TO ESCALATE
INTO... INTO VIOLENCE?
388
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,314
ONE, YOU GOT US
IN A VERY BAD MOOD.
389
00:16:57,382 --> 00:17:00,684
AND TWO, WE'VE BEEN DRINKIN'
SINCE 5:00 THIS MORNING.
390
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,355
(Chris)
UNLIKE THE THREE STOOGES,
391
00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:07,390
I DIDN'T HEARA CUTE LITTLE CLANK SOUND.
392
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,159
AND IT HURT LIKE HELL.
393
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:12,495
I NOW KNEW WHATWAS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACEIN MY PARENT'S KITCHEN,
394
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:15,833
THE LEGENDARY, DEADLY,TOOL BELT FIGHT.
395
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,784
[both yell]
396
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,719
[metallic clattering]
397
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,725
2 DOWN, 1 TO GO.
398
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,861
(Chris)THE MOMENT OF TRUTHHAD ARRIVED.
399
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,463
I WAS ABOUT TO GOTOE-TO-TOE WITHTHE EVER POWERFUL,
400
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:49,366
EVER CRAFTY, DREADED FOREMAN.
401
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,472
[exclaiming]
402
00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:59,276
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
403
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,745
OK, DICKY,
COME TO PAPA.
404
00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:04,081
DADDY'S GOT
A BIG KISS FOR YOU.
405
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:05,175
[grunts]
406
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,790
[grunting]
407
00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:14,157
[panting]
408
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,096
[groaning]
409
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,766
[exclaiming]
410
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,402
[panting]
411
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,273
[grunting]
412
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,976
[yelling]
413
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,554
[both grunting]
414
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:52,195
(Chris)I WAS LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON.
415
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:55,132
I HAD MORE STAMINATHAN I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
416
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,034
CERTAINLY MORE THANI HAD ON MY LAST DATE.
417
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:01,405
[both grunting]
418
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,241
[wrench clatters]
419
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,909
[Dick laughing]
420
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,346
[clatters]
421
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,582
OK? HUH?
422
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,584
[Dick laughing]
423
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,320
[exclaims]
424
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,055
(Chris) IF THERE'S ONE THING
425
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,443
THAT CAN QUICKLY ENDA TOOL BELT FIGHT,IT'S A STAPLE GUN.
426
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,253
ONE LITTLE SQUEEZEOF THE TRIGGER
427
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:25,329
CAN INFLICT MORE PAINON A FAT GUT
428
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:28,365
THAN A DOZEN BALL PEIN HAMMERS.
429
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,967
GOODNIGHT, IRENE.
430
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,902
DO ME A LITTLE FAVOR, HUH?
431
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,437
WHEN YOU MEET THE DEVIL,
432
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,373
GIVE HIM A LITTLE PECK
ON THE CHEEK FROM ME.
433
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,145
ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE, DICK.
434
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,080
THIS IS THE LAST BEER
IN THE REFRIGERATOR
435
00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,749
AND I'M PREPARED TO SPILL IT.
436
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:46,950
NO.
YEAH.
437
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:49,185
NOW... NOW PUT
THAT STAPLE GUN DOWN
438
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,955
OR... OR ELSE
I'LL DUMP THIS BEER
ALL OVER THE LINOLEUM.
439
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,591
EASY, KID! TAKE IT EASY.
440
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:57,995
DON'T... DON'T DO
NOTHING STUPID.
441
00:19:58,062 --> 00:19:59,796
[Dick grunts]
442
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,731
[exclaiming]
443
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:04,701
YOU THINK I'M PLAYING AROUND?
444
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:05,802
[gasping]
445
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,438
I'M NUTS, MAN.
446
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,340
NOW, PUT IT DOWN.
447
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,610
[Dick grunting]
448
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,678
[staple gun clatters]
449
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,313
[sobbing]
450
00:20:17,348 --> 00:20:18,382
[chuckling]
451
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,550
FINI.
452
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:20,617
[chuckles]
453
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:22,119
[groaning]
454
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,620
(Ray) HE DID IT.
455
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:26,857
THE KID WON
THE TOOL BELT FIGHT!
456
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,660
NOW, THERE'S STILL
A LITTLE MATTER TO DISCUSS
457
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:32,062
REGARDING PLASTIC PIPES
458
00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:34,264
AND HOW MUCH
YOU'RE CHARGING MY DADDY.
459
00:20:34,331 --> 00:20:36,299
SINCE...
460
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,101
SINCE YOU DID WIN
THE TOOL BELT FIGHT,
461
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:40,370
[clears throat] AND NOW...
462
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:42,773
NOW,
YOU ARE A KING OF SORTS,
463
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,609
WERE GONNA KNOCK $20
OFF YOUR DAD'S BILL.
464
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,645
[Chris sighing]
465
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:50,614
UH, OK.
466
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:53,584
$22.
467
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,553
[Dick groaning]
468
00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:58,555
JEEZ.
469
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,058
$22.50, HUH?
470
00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,793
(Dick) COME ON.
471
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,895
BUENO.
472
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,396
[Dick sighing]
473
00:21:06,463 --> 00:21:08,531
[exclaiming]
474
00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:11,568
(Chris) IT WAS A MORAL TRIUMPH.
475
00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:14,137
I'D RISEN ABOVE THOSEI ONCE IDOLIZED
476
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:17,808
AND MANAGED TO SAVE MY DAD$22.50 TO BOOT.
477
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,411
THAT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCHTO THE AVERAGE PERSON,
478
00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:23,479
BUT TO A GUY WHO JUSTGOT HIT ON THE HEADWITH A LEAD PIPE,
479
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:25,682
IT SOUNDED PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
480
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,653
(all) � AMAZING GRACE
481
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,156
THAT NIGHT WE SAT UNDERTHE STARS FOR THE LAST TIME.
482
00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:35,626
THE NEXT DAY THEY WOULD BEFINISHED WITH THEIR WORK
483
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:38,595
AND QUIETLY DISAPPEARFROM MY LIFE FOREVER.
484
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,999
IN TIME OUR WOUNDS WOULD HEAL.
485
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:44,768
BUT OUR HEARTS AND MINDSWOULD TRANSFORM
486
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,336
INTO SHALLOW TRAYS THAT CAUGHT
487
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:48,772
THE BITTERSWEET RAINWATEROF OUR SOULS.
488
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,073
(all) � BUT NOW I SEE
489
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:52,576
INCIDENTALLY, I'M NOW OFFERINGA MILLION DOLLAR REWARD
490
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,179
TO ANYONE WHO CAN FIGURE OUTWHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT.
491
00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:57,380
�[all singing]
492
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,684
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, SWEET DIARY.
493
00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:03,720
HOPEFULLY I'LL WRITE IN YOUAGAIN SOMETIME BEFORE I'M 80.
494
00:22:03,788 --> 00:22:06,490
HAVE A BITCHIN' SUMMER.YOUR PAL, CHRIS.
495
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,228
� WE'VE NO LESS DAYS
496
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:15,065
� TO SING GOD'S PRAISE
497
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:20,203
� AMAZING GRACE
498
00:22:20,271 --> 00:22:23,707
� HOW SWEET THE SOUND
499
00:22:23,774 --> 00:22:27,277
� THAT SAVED A WRETCH
500
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,579
� LIKE ME
501
00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:34,150
� I ONCE WAS LOST
502
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:37,721
� BUT NOW I'M FOUND
503
00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:42,726
� I WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE
504
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:48,231
� WHEN WE'VE BEEN THERE
505
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:51,534
� 10,000 YEARS38620
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