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HEY, KIDS.
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HI.
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DON'T GET UP.
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(Chris) WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU GUYS LOOK SO SAD.
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DON'T WORRY,
18 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
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AND THEN YOU WILL BE
ABLE TO SEE
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THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF
9 1/2 WEEKS ALL YOU WANT.
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THERE, YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
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WE ARE HUNGRY AND
MOM'S STILL SLEEPING.
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SHE'S EXHAUSTED.
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WELL, OF COURSE SHE IS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD WORK
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BEING A MOTHER, WIFE
AND SCOURGE OF THE TOWN.
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HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'LL MAKE YOU A NICE
NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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CHRIS, REMEMBER MOM
DOESN'T LIKE YOU
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TOUCHING ANY OF OUR UTENSILS?
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HEY, YOUR MOM IS LUCKY
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I SHOWED UP BEFORE
A GROUP OF SOCIAL WORKERS
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DESCENDED ON THIS PLACE
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AND SLAPPED YOU INTO
THE NEAREST FOSTER HOME.
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LOOK, IT'S 7:00 AND YOU
GUYS ARE OUT OF YOUR CRIBS,
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BLUE FROM MALNUTRITION.
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LET'S SEE.
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WHAT DO YOU KIDS LIKE TO EAT
FOR BREAKFAST NOWADAYS, HUH?
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HOW ABOUT RIBS?
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GOD, CHRIS!
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WHAT ON EARTH IS...
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[coughing] OH, YOU'RE UP.
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KIDS, GET A COUPLE
MORE PLATES, WILL YOU?
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�[Stand by R.E.M playing]
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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SEE?
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"THEN SPRAY WITH
FIRE EXTINGUISHER,
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"LET STAND AND SERVE."
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AH. OK.
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WHO LIKES DARK MEAT?
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CHRIS, YOU HAVE
BURNED MY KITCHEN
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BEYOND RECOGNITION!
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IT'S NOT BURNED, SHARON... OW.
IT'S BLACKENED.
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MY BEAUTIFUL WALLS.
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IT TOOK THE PAINTER AND ME
3 DAYS TO COME UP
WITH THIS COLOR.
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OH, AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
MAKE MY OWN LITTLE STATEMENT?
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CHRIS, AS YOUR FRIEND,
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I SUGGEST
YOU GET ON YOUR BIKE
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AND PEDDLE YOUR FAT RUMP HOME
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
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HEY, SHARON,
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IT LOOKS A LOT WORSE
THAN IT REALLY IS.
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I MEAN, JUST A LITTLE 409 AND
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
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YOUR KITCHEN'S GONNA LOOK
SPIC AND SPOODIE,
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SOOFIE SPADOONIE.
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I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT
2 GRAND WORTH OF DAMAGE HERE.
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REALLY?
EVEN AFTER THE 409?
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I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT YOU GET A CHECK
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FOR $2,000 TOMORROW.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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UH, YES. OOH, THANK YOU.
OOH, HAIL CAESAR. OOH.
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[talking gibberish]
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[chuckles]
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HEY, SO THIS TURNED OUT
TO BE KIND OF
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COOL FIRE AFTER ALL, HUH?
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AND NONE OF THOSE ANNOYING
SMOKE ALARM WHINES
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TO SHOUT OVER, EITHER.
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OH, MY!
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ARE YOU SAYING
THE ALARM WAS DISABLED?
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NO. NO.
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YES. YES.
YES, IT WAS.
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I, UH, I TOOK
THE BATTERIES OUT OF IT.
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I ALWAYS DO WHENEVER I COOK
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BECAUSE I ALWAYS MAKE
GOBS AND GOBS OF SMOKE.
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YOU KNOW, ONCE MY AUNT'S
SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF
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AND IT TOTALLY SCREWED UP
HER SENSE OF BALANCE.
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AND SHE DID SO LOVE
HER TRAMPOLINE.
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WELL, INTENTIONALLY
DISABLING AN ALARM
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TOTALLY VIOLATES
OUR AGREEMENT.
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I'M VERY SORRY,
BUT YOU GET NOTHING.
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CHRIS,
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YOU HAVE DESTROYED
MY KITCHEN,
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RUINED OUR
INSURANCE POLICY.
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I...
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LARRY, I THINK WE FINALLY HAVE
ENOUGH TO PUT HIM BEHIND BARS.
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CHRIS, $2,000
IS A LOT OF MONEY.
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LARRY, COME ON, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
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I'LL PAY YOU A LITTLE OUT OF
MY SALARY EACH WEEK, YOU KNOW.
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NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME
UNCOMFORTABLE,
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BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,
WE SHOULD BE EVEN
BY THE YEAR 2011.
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HEY, MAYBE EVEN 2010
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IF I GO BACK
TO DOMESTIC CHEESE.
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HOPE MY KNIVES DIDN'T MELT
IN THE FIRE.
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HEY, WAIT A SECOND, GUYS.
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SHIELD YOUR EYES
FROM THE LIGHT BULB
OVER MY HEAD.
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I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
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I'LL WORK IT OFF.
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SHARON, I'M SURE
YOU COULD PROBABLY
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USE A STRAPPING YOUNG LAD
AROUND THE HOUSE,
COULDN'T YOU?
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SURE, BUT I DON'T NEED
A FAT DROOLING IMBECILE.
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NO. OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
I AGREE.
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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LOOK, COME ON,
LARRY'S ALWAYS TELLING ME
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HOW YOU'RE WHINING AND MOANING
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ABOUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH
HELP AROUND THE HOUSE,
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AND HOW YOU NEVER WANT TO
LIFT A FINGER.
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OH, HE IS, IS HE?
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HONEY.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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CHRIS MAY HAVE
INFERRED A THING OR TWO.
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GREAT!
THEN IT'S ALL SETTLED.
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I'M YOUR NEW UNCLE CHARLIE.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR.
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NOW WAIT, DARLING.
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I COULD ACTUALLY MAKE HIM
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DO ANYTHING, COULDN'T I?
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WELL, I... I DRAW
THE LINE AT SEX, SHARON.
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YOU HAVE A DEAL.
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GREAT. DEAL.
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[birds chirping]
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�[humming]
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OH, GOOD MORNING,
MR. P.
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MY, WE'RE UP BRIGHT
AND EARLY.
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AND I SUPPOSE
YOU'LL BE WANTING
YOUR COFFEE.
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CHRIS, FOR THE LAST TIME,
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AS A 10-YEAR-VETERAN
OF SHARON,
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I BEG YOU
NOT TO DO THIS.
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LOOK, I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS
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AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE LETTING
YOURSELF IN FOR.
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LARRY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
JEEZ.
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I KNOW HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
AROUND SHARON. GOSH.
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YOU KNOW,
UNLIKE YOU,
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I STILL HAVE A LITTLE STEEL
LEFT IN MY SHORTS.
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CHRIS, WAIT.
WHAT?
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GOOD MORNING.
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OH, GOOD MORNING,
MILADY.
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GOOD MORNING.
I'M HERE TO DO
YOUR BIDDING, MILADY.
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[chuckling]
SHALL I DRAW YOU A BATH,
MILADY FAIR?
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ALL RIGHT, CHRIS, DROP THE
IDIOT-IN-WAITING ROUTINE.
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HERE ARE THE HOUSE RULES.
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FIRST, SPEAK ONLY
WHEN SPOKEN TO.
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(Chris)
MMM-HMM.
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SECOND,
OBEY ORDERS INSTANTLY
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UPON HEARING
THE PHRASE "NOW GET OUT."
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AND THIRD,
I WANT NO TRACE
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OF YOUR PERSONALITY
WHATSOEVER.
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YOU ARE VAPOR.
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PHEW, OOH, PHEW!
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THAT'S A RELIEF.
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FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
ME PRANCING AROUND
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IN SOMETHING REALLY
SHORT AND TIGHT.
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WERE YOU SPOKEN TO?
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S FUNNY.
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THAT REMINDS ME
OF A FUNNY STORY.
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WHEN I WAS IN FIRST GRADE,
MRS. WALLACE TOLD ME
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THAT SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO HEAR
A PEEP OUT OF ME.
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SO WHEN SHE TURNED
HER BACK I WENT "PEEP."
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CHRIS.
HMM?
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THAT'S PRECISELY
THE KIND OF CRAP
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THAT IS HISTORY
IN MY PRESENCE.
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WELL, COME ON, SHARON,
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
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OK. FINE.
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DEAL'S OFF,
YOU OWE US $2,000.
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SEE YOU IN COURT.
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LARRY, CALL THE LAWYER.
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OH, OK. ALL RIGHT.
FINE. YOU WIN.
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[exclaims]
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DO I?
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YES.
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YES, MISS SHARON.
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YES, MISS SHARON.
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NOW ONCE WITH
THE EYES CAST DOWNWARD.
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[sighs]
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YES, MISS SHARON.
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NOW SAY IT HIGHER.
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YES, MISS SHARON.
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NOW LOWER.
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YES, MISS SHARON.
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IN LATIN.
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[speaking gibberish]
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SHARON.
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MY LIFE IS STORYBOOK PERFECT.
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[Sharon laughing]
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NOW GET OUT.
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�[Master and Servantby Depeche Mode playing]
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� THERE'S A NEW GAMEWE LIKE TO PLAY YOU SEE �
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� A GAME WITH ADDED REALITY
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� YOU TREAT ME LIKE A DOG
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� GET ME DOWN ON MY KNEES
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� WE CALL ITMASTER AND SERVANT �
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� WE CALL ITMASTER AND SERVANT �
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� IT'S A LOT LIKE LIFETHIS PLAY BETWEEN THE SHEETS �
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� WITH YOU ON TOPAND ME UNDERNEATH �
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I WONDER IF THIS
MILK'S STILL GOOD.
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� FORGET ALL ABOUT EQUALITY
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OH, CHRIS.
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� LET'S PLAYMASTER AND SERVANT �
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� LET'S PLAYMASTER AND SERVANT �
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� IT'S A LOT LIKE LIFEAND THAT'S WHAT'S APPEALING �
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� IF YOU DESPISETHAT THROWAWAY FEELING �
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� FROM DISPOSABLE FUN
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� THEN THIS IS THE ONE
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� DOMINATION'STHE NAME OF THE GAME �
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� IN BED OR IN LIFETHEY'RE BOTH JUST THE SAME �
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� EXCEPT IN ONEYOU'RE FULFILLED �
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� AT THE END OF THE DAY
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� LET'S PLAYMASTER AND SERVANT �
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� LET'S PLAYMASTER AND SERVANT �
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[sighs]
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THERE. ALL DONE,
MISS SHARON.
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YES.
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THAT'S VERY NICE,
CHRISSIE,
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BUT... BUT,
YOU KNOW,
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I THINK I'D PREFER
THAT PAIR ON TOP.
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[sobbing] OH, NO, PLEASE.
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PLEASE, MISS SHARON, NO.
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I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
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[sobbing]
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00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:19,550
MY LUNGS ARE BLACK
FROM OVEN GREASE.
237
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:22,553
I HAVE BLISTERS ON
MY VACUUMING HANDS.
238
00:10:24,189 --> 00:10:27,124
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE WITH MY PARENTS?
239
00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,292
THEY KNOW NOTHING.
240
00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:34,599
PLEASE, OH,
PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS.
241
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:35,766
[Chris sobbing]
242
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,302
BUT, CHRISSIE.
243
00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:40,338
HUH?
244
00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:44,075
TO QUOTE THE CARPENTERS:
"WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN."
245
00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:47,611
[howling]
246
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,652
HI, HONEY.
247
00:10:55,687 --> 00:10:57,188
WELL, HELLO,
SWEETHEART.
248
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,589
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
249
00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,890
FINE. WHERE'S CHRIS?
250
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:01,125
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS?
251
00:11:02,493 --> 00:11:03,928
WELL, I FIGURED
I'D COME HOME
252
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:06,330
AND THE PLACE WOULD LOOK
LIKE THE END OF TAXI DRIVER.
253
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,068
UH, PARDON
THE INTRUSION,
MISS SHARON,
254
00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:13,037
BUT YOUR SWEATERS
ARE ALL PILL-LESS NOW
255
00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:15,540
AND IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR 4:00 LIP BALMING.
256
00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:20,510
HEY, CHRIS,
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
257
00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:24,115
OH, HELLO, MR. SHARON.
258
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:26,851
WOULD YOU CARE FOR
A LIGHT NUTRITIOUS SNACK?
259
00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,754
I'M HERE TO SERVE.
260
00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:32,256
OK, OK, IT'S VERY FUNNY.
NOW CUT IT OUT.
261
00:11:32,323 --> 00:11:34,158
GEE, MY NECK IS
CERTAINLY STIFF
262
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,993
FROM ALL THIS READING.
263
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:37,227
[exclaims]
264
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,699
[inhales]
265
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:46,136
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE'S NOT JOKING.
266
00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:47,772
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY FRIEND?
267
00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:50,908
OH, LARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
268
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:54,712
I'VE SIMPLY BROKEN HIS WILL
AND GUTTED HIS SOUL.
269
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:59,216
AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE LEFT
HIS PITIFUL SHELL INTACT.
270
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:02,620
THIS IS ONE THING I WILL NOT
PUT UP WITH.
271
00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:04,688
UNLESS OF COURSE
YOU WANT ME TO.
272
00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:09,059
SO, AS TO
THE SUBJECT OF
273
00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:10,861
BREASTFEEDING IN
PUBLIC RESTAURANTS,
274
00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,230
WE STILL LACK
5,000 SIGNATURES
275
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,666
BEFORE WE CAN GET THAT
LEGISLATION TO CITY HALL.
276
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,167
NOW OF COURSE
I COULD SEND CHRIS
277
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,202
DOOR-TO-DOOR
UNTIL HE DROPS.
278
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:22,039
WELL, I'LL BE HAPPY TO DO
ANYTHING I CAN, MISS SHARON.
279
00:12:22,106 --> 00:12:24,074
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
IT'S ONLY NATURAL.
280
00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:26,210
A BREAST IS
JUST A GLAND.
281
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:30,080
LIKE YOUR TONSILS OR YOUR
LIVER OR... OR YOUR EARS.
282
00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:32,350
AND, MY GOD,
HOW MANY EARS DO WE SEE
283
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,452
HANGING OUT IN RESTAURANTS
NOWADAYS.
284
00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:36,254
I MEAN, IF ANYTHING
SHOULD BE COVERED UP.
285
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:39,156
IT'S LIKE LIVING
IN PARIS IN THE 20s.
286
00:12:39,224 --> 00:12:41,425
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME MORE PATE?
287
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:43,694
OH, MY GOD,
MISS SHARON'S GLASS
288
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:45,129
IS ALMOST EMPTY.
289
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,399
AND THERE'S NO MORE
MINERAL WATER OUT HERE.
290
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,701
MISS SHARON, I'LL GET
SOME FOR YOU RIGHT AWAY.
291
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:54,004
SORRY, I AM
AN UNWORTHY FOOL,
AREN'T I?
292
00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:55,839
SHARON, THAT CHRIS
IS INCREDIBLE.
293
00:12:55,907 --> 00:12:57,441
AN ABSOLUTE GEM.
294
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:01,545
HELLO, CHRIS.
295
00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:04,348
OH, HELLO,
MR. SHARON.
296
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,317
THAT'S A LOVELY SACK
THAT YOU HAVE.
297
00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:08,504
BUT I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
298
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,220
MISS SHARON
IS OUT OF MINERAL WATER
299
00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:11,888
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
300
00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:14,458
OH, YOU POOR
BRAINWASHED BASTARD.
301
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,626
NOW MR. SHARON,
YOU KNOW HOW MRS. SHARON
302
00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:19,096
DOESN'T LIKE THAT
SALTY SAILOR LANGUAGE.
303
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:21,632
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
304
00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,734
AH, HELP.
IT'S DARK IN HERE.
305
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,470
MOMMY, HELP.
306
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:29,039
I AM IN A SACK.
307
00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:31,775
I REPEAT, I'M IN A SACK.
308
00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:33,877
[Chris screaming]
309
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,448
HELP.
I'M STILL IN A SACK.
310
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,836
IT'S OK, BUDDY.
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
311
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,019
[grunting]
312
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,521
[panting]
313
00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:44,788
WHERE AM I?
314
00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,757
YOU'RE IN
YOUR ROOM, CHRIS.
315
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,059
WHERE'S MISS SHARON?
316
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,027
SHE'S NOT HERE.
SHE'S FAR AWAY.
317
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,695
YOU'RE SAFE,
SHE CAN'T HURT YOU HERE.
318
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:52,803
[panting]
319
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,165
WHAT'S GOING ON?
320
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:56,467
LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY, CHRIS.
321
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,769
MY WIFE HAS DONE
SOMETHING SHE'S VERY GOOD AT.
322
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,605
SHE'S EATEN YOUR SOUL.
323
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,707
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
LARRY,
324
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:06,243
I'M THE SAME CHRIS
I ALWAYS WAS.
325
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,744
NOW IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
326
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:10,014
I HAVE TO GO GET MISS SHARON
HER MINERAL WATER
327
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,949
AND THEN TAKE
ALL THE SALT OFF HER PRETZELS
328
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,517
THE WAY
SHE LIKES 'EM.
329
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,553
CHRIS!
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
330
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,754
I CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.
IT'S TOO DEPRESSING.
331
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,723
YOU USED TO BE
A REALLY FUN, TERRIFIC IDIOT,
332
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,292
BUT NOW YOU
REMIND ME OF...
333
00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:23,760
WELL, ME.
MY SOUL MAY BE LOST,
334
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,664
BUT, BY GOLLY,
YOURS SHALL SURVIVE.
335
00:14:26,731 --> 00:14:29,267
LARRY, YOU'RE TALKING LIKE
A HIPPIE IN A CATNIP FACTORY.
336
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,569
I'M FINE.
337
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,170
OK, MR. WISEASS.
338
00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:34,938
IF YOU'RE SO FINE,
339
00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:38,342
LET'S SEE YOU STAY AWAY FROM
SHARON FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES
340
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,810
WITHOUT BREAKING
INTO A COLD SWEAT.
341
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,378
AND I THROW THIS OUT:
342
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,565
SHE'S PROBABLY
PARCHED BY NOW.
343
00:14:44,615 --> 00:14:46,383
THAT SHOULD BE
A PIECE OF CAKE.
344
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:48,218
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A ROBOT
345
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,447
WITH A POWER PACK
UP MY BUTT.
346
00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:53,290
[exclaims]
347
00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:55,126
[Chris groans]
348
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,997
OK, SO MAYBE
IT'S A LITTLE STUFFY IN HERE.
349
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,632
EITHER THAT OR I HAVE
A POWER PACK UP MY BUTT.
350
00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,069
I KNEW IT!
351
00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:09,072
AH! WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
352
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,374
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS?
353
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,776
I'M SORRY, IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD, BUDDY.
354
00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:14,578
WHERE THE HELL
DID THIS CHAIR COME FROM?
355
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,480
I MADE IT IN MY HOBBY SHOP.
ISN'T IT NEAT?
356
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:20,184
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
357
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,552
[screaming]
358
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:23,086
MR. SHARON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
359
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,888
I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT.
360
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,857
HEY... HEY, I CAN'T MOVE.
I CAN'T MOVE.
361
00:15:26,924 --> 00:15:28,259
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
362
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,328
JUST RELAX, CHRIS.
THIS ISN'T GONNA BE PLEASANT,
363
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:31,756
BUT IT'S GONNA BE
WORTH IT.
364
00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:33,297
[whining]
365
00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:36,733
OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO MAKE ME WATCH
366
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:39,169
AN EVENING AT THE IMPROVWITH BUDD FRIEDMAN, ARE YOU?
367
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:42,139
SOMETHING WITH EVEN
LOWER PRODUCTION VALUES.
368
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,708
[whimpering]
369
00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:45,943
NO, NO.
370
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,344
[grunting]
371
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,853
[screaming]
372
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:59,890
(Larry)HONEY, HOLD THE HOTDOGS UPSO I CAN SEE 'EM.
373
00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,558
THAT'S IT.
374
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,328
THIS IS GOING TO BETHE BEST 4TH OF JULY EVER,SWEETHEART.
375
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,630
OH, MISS SHARON,
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
376
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,899
LET ME TAKE THAT TRAY
FOR YOU.
377
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,335
HI, SHARON.HEY, YOU FINALLY FOUND
378
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,903
SOMETHING SIMPLE ENOUGH TO COOK
379
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,404
THAT YOU CAN'T SCREW UP, HUH?
380
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:16,673
[exclaims]
381
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,242
I GUESS I SPOKE TO SOON.
382
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,712
STILL BUYING THE CHEAPEST CUTSOF MEAT, HUH, SHARON?
383
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:25,382
LARRY, GET YOUR MORON LOSERIDIOT FRIEND OUT OF HERE.
384
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,418
LOOK, IT'S HOTDOG BOY.
385
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:28,752
I'M HOTDOG BOY.
386
00:16:28,819 --> 00:16:31,055
(Chris)COME ON, GIVE MEA HOTDOG KISS.
387
00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:32,756
[laughing]
388
00:16:32,823 --> 00:16:35,559
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.
389
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,194
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU IDIOT!
390
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,667
SEE?
391
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,836
YOU USED TO BE SO COOL.
392
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:49,673
MUSTN'T UPSET MISS SHARON.
NO, NO.
393
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,609
SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO.
394
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,511
SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO.
395
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:57,948
EASTER AND, UM,HERE ARE THE EGGS.
396
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,816
HERE'S A PRETTY PINK ONETHAT AMY DID.
397
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:01,685
BOBBY, HERE'S THATPRETTY BLUE ONE YOU DID.
398
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:02,793
ISN'T THAT NICE?
399
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:05,989
HIYA, FOLKS.IT'S HOTDOG BOY! MMM.
400
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,224
[laughing]
401
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,760
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CHURCHOR SOMETHING?
402
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,363
(Sharon)DOESN'T HE GET TIREDOF THIS STUPID JOKE?
403
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,065
[Chris laughing]
404
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,333
LOOK, SHARON,
I GOT SOME MISTLETOE.
405
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,535
YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
406
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:21,238
THAT MEANS THAT
SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO
407
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,109
GIVE HOTDOG BOY
A BIG HOTDOG FRENCH KISS.
408
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,844
MMM, MMM.
409
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,879
IT'S EASTER, YOU IDIOT.
410
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,547
HOTDOG BOY'S
INVINCIBLE.
411
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:32,983
OH! GOD!
412
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,287
[screaming]
413
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,556
WHAT AN IDIOT.
414
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,025
YOU IDIOT.
415
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:42,860
[Chris screaming]
416
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,833
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
417
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,102
IDIOT!
418
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,305
NO. MISS SHARON IS GOOD.
419
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,040
MISS SHARON IS LOVE.
420
00:17:57,108 --> 00:18:00,644
MISS SHARON HAS
MAINTAINED HER FIGURE
AFTER 2 CHILDREN.
421
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,079
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
422
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:03,948
IDIOT!
423
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,351
[Chris screaming]
424
00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:11,821
IDIOT!
425
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,728
HEY. HEY, LARRY.
LARRY, I'M CURED.
426
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,830
I'M CURED, LARRY.
REALLY I AM.
427
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:21,297
I'LL NEVER LISTEN
TO SHARON AGAIN.
428
00:18:21,365 --> 00:18:23,765
OH, THANK YOU, LARRY.
THANK YOU. I'M CURED.
429
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,869
STOP IT, CHRIS.
430
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:28,171
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I CAME TO TOWN
ON A MELON TRUCK?
431
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,906
I'LL TELL YOU
WHEN YOU'RE CURED.
432
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,341
WAIT THERE'S MORE, CHRIS.
433
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,910
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
434
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:36,980
IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT!
435
00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:38,915
(Sharon) YOU IDIOT!
436
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,284
YOU IDIOT!
437
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:42,719
YOU IDIOT!
438
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,388
[screaming]
439
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,825
WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS AWFUL TAPE?
440
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,427
I MADE IT ON MY
HOME VIDEO 8 SYSTEM.
441
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,196
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
442
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,931
WHY, CHRIS?
443
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:57,901
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
OUT OF MY SIGHT?
444
00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:01,172
I WAS LEFT TO PUT THE DISHES
IN THE DISHWASHER BY MYSELF.
445
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:03,874
I LOOKED AROUND BUT YOU WERE
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
446
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,710
OFF WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A
"MISTRESS, MAY I?"
447
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,912
SHARON,
IT'S OVER.
448
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,981
YOU'RE DAYS OF CHRIS AND ROSES
HAVE COME AN END.
449
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,816
HE'S NOT GOING BACK.
450
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:18,455
I'M DIRECTING ALL
MY FURY AT CHRIS NOW, LARRY,
451
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:21,091
BUT I'LL RECHARGE
AND KILL YOU LATER.
452
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:22,759
CHRIS IS FREE.
453
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,561
I'VE BROKEN HIM
OF YOUR NOXIOUS SPELL.
454
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,463
IS THAT SO?
455
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:29,233
THAT'S RIGHT,
MISS SHA... SHARON.
456
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,601
I'M BACK TO
THE OLD ME.
457
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:35,139
WELL, WE'LL JUST
SEE ABOUT THAT.
458
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:47,851
CHRIS, PICK UP
THAT PIN FOR ME.
459
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,323
IN YOUR DREAMS.
460
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,628
CHRIS, I'M WAITING.
461
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,132
[grunting]
462
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,606
JUST AN IMPARTIAL
OBSERVER, HONEY.
463
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,443
OH, MY.
464
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,879
I SEEM TO HAVE
DROPPED MY SWEATER.
465
00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:18,782
I DO WISH SOMEONE
WOULD PICK IT UP FOR ME.
466
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,642
[screaming]
467
00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:55,586
PICK UP
YOUR OWN DAMN SWEATER.
468
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:57,854
YES!
SAY IT AGAIN.
469
00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:00,390
PICK UP
YOUR OWN DAMN SWEATER.
470
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,759
YES! NOW NAIL HER
471
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,092
WITH ONE OF
YOUR ZINGERS!
472
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,496
PICK UP YOUR OWN
DAMN SWEATER YOU HOR...
473
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:06,630
HOR...
474
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:07,898
GO AHEAD. SAY IT!
475
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,232
SHE'S A WHORE!
476
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,004
NO, MY GOSH, NO.
477
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,205
I WAS GOING TO SAY
478
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,274
SHE'S A HORRIBLE
YOUNG LADY.
479
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,909
I WOULD NEVER SAY
SOMETHING THAT AWFUL
480
00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:21,478
TO SUCH A FINE LADY. NO.
481
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,580
BECAUSE I'M HOTDOG BOY.
482
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:26,784
HOTDOG BOY
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND.
483
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:29,152
HOTDOG BOY WANTS
A BIG HOTDOG KISS.
484
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,654
WHERE IS HOT DOG MOMMY?
485
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,356
GET THE HELL AWAY
FROM ME YOU SCUM.
486
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,624
HE'S BACK!
487
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:40,564
ALL MY GOOD WORK,
COMPLETELY DOWN THE DRAIN.
488
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,601
WELL, SOMEONE IS
GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS.
489
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:48,038
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
COLUMBO TO FIGURE OUT WHO.
490
00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:52,643
IT WAS WORTH IT.
491
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,879
[sighs]
492
00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,682
[exclaims]
493
00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:04,020
WHAT A COOL CHAIR.
494
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:05,789
CHRIS, PICK UP
THAT SWEATER FOR ME.
495
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:08,257
YES, MISS SHARON.
LET ME GET THAT.
496
00:22:08,859 --> 00:22:10,126
OH, JEEZ.
497
00:22:10,194 --> 00:22:11,761
CURED, HUH?
498
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:13,463
[laughing]
499
00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:17,901
[door closes]
500
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,370
I GUESS FROM NOW ON,
501
00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,773
IT'S JUST GONNA BE
ONE DAY AT A TIME.35420
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