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WHOO! 11 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,495 THAT'S A NICE SET OF WHEELS THERE, JERK! 12 00:01:04,563 --> 00:01:05,603 [laughing] 13 00:01:05,664 --> 00:01:06,932 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 14 00:01:06,999 --> 00:01:10,569 YEAH, HOW FAST DOES IT GO ON THE OPEN ROAD? 15 00:01:10,636 --> 00:01:13,404 WELL, THAT ACTUALLY, KIND OF DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH I'VE HAD TO EAT. 16 00:01:13,472 --> 00:01:15,140 YOU KNOW, ONCE I HAD 2 SLOPPY JOES 17 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:17,975 AND I COULDN'T GET THE THING OFF THE KICK STAND. 18 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:21,379 HEY, YOU'RE ON SKULL TURF, KID. 19 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:22,813 KID? 20 00:01:22,881 --> 00:01:25,001 WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU THINK I'M A KID 21 00:01:25,017 --> 00:01:26,451 BECAUSE OF MY YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE, 22 00:01:26,518 --> 00:01:28,753 BUT I'M ACTUALLY 30 YEARS OLD. 23 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,121 THAT'S RIGHT, 30. 24 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:31,722 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS? 25 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:35,226 WATER, 12 GLASSES A DAY. ORALLY. 26 00:01:35,294 --> 00:01:38,263 NOW, LISTEN, KIDS, THIS IS REALLY A LOUSY NEIGHBORHOOD TO BE PLAYING IN. 27 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:41,332 WHY DON'T YOU GET BEHIND ME AND WE'LL ALL RUN OUT OF HERE SCREAMING TOGETHER. 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,640 COME ON, LET'S GO... 29 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:45,370 QUIT YOUR BLABBERIN', BEARDIE. 30 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,071 WAIT A SECOND. 31 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,608 LEATHER JACKETS, SWITCHBLADES, 32 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:54,211 BAD NICKNAMES. 33 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:56,399 [siren wailing] WHY, YOU'RE RUFFIANS! 34 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,916 BIFF, LET'S BOOK. 35 00:01:57,983 --> 00:02:00,217 WHERE YOU GOING, THE LIBRARY? 36 00:02:00,285 --> 00:02:02,320 LET ME LEAVE YOU A LITTLE SOUVENIR 37 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,455 OF OUR VISIT, HUH? 38 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,156 WELL, SURE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? OOH! 39 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:06,090 AW. 40 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,360 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 41 00:02:09,428 --> 00:02:11,429 I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SNOW SHAKERS 42 00:02:11,497 --> 00:02:14,199 WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IN THEM, BUT THANK YOU. 43 00:02:15,634 --> 00:02:16,634 THANKS. 44 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,574 �[Stand by R.E.M. playing] 45 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,176 [bicycle bell ringing] 46 00:02:25,244 --> 00:02:28,312 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 47 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,814 � NOW FACE NORTH 48 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,215 � THINK ABOUT DIRECTION 49 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,885 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 50 00:02:33,952 --> 00:02:36,921 � NOW STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK � 51 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:38,857 � NOW FACE WEST 52 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:40,758 � THINK ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 53 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:43,094 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 54 00:02:43,161 --> 00:02:45,963 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 55 00:02:46,031 --> 00:02:47,164 � NOW FACE NORTH 56 00:02:47,232 --> 00:02:48,533 � THINK ABOUT DIRECTION 57 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,068 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 58 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:54,338 � NOW STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK � 59 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:55,574 � NOW FACE WEST 60 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,275 � THINK ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE � 61 00:02:58,343 --> 00:03:00,111 � WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE � 62 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:03,815 � STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE � 63 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:07,418 � SO STAND 64 00:03:13,492 --> 00:03:14,613 [grunts] 65 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:17,095 OH, MY GOD! IT'S STILL SWOLLEN! 66 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,162 [groans] 67 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:21,199 OH, CHRIS, THAT'S NOT SWELLING. IT'S FAT. 68 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:23,467 WELL, THAT FAT MAY HAVE JUST SAVED MY LIFE. 69 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:25,203 OTHERWISE HIS FIST WOULD HAVE GONE 70 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,432 STRAIGHT THROUGH TO MY LIVER. 71 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,841 MOM, DAD, 72 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,810 GREENVILLE ISN'T THE GREENVILLE WE ONCE KNEW AS KIDS. 73 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:35,179 I NEVER KNEW IT AS A KID. I GREW UP IN CHICAGO. 74 00:03:35,247 --> 00:03:36,881 I'M AN ARMY BRAT. 75 00:03:37,849 --> 00:03:39,284 LOOK AROUND YOU, 76 00:03:39,351 --> 00:03:42,087 A TOWN ONCE FULL OF HOPE AND PROMISE 77 00:03:42,154 --> 00:03:44,655 THAT DREW MILLIONS TO ITS SHORES 78 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:46,524 IS... IS NOW NOTHING BUT A FILTHY, 79 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:48,493 ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK, LAWLESS, BORDER TOWN 80 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,128 WITH CORRUPTION AS ITS MAIN EXPORT. 81 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:53,898 YOU'RE FORGETTING OUR BOOMING SHOE INDUSTRY. 82 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:56,768 TOUCHE. PLAYED THROUGH. 15-LOVE. 83 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,117 CHRIS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 84 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:00,605 THIS IS A CUTE NEIGHBORHOOD. 85 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,974 WELL, YEAH, HERE, BUT 2 BLOCKS DOWN... 86 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,609 YOU TALKING ABOUT MEADOWBROOK LANE? 87 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,644 SON, YOU'D BE NUTS TO GO DOWN THERE. 88 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:09,980 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU COULD GET PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH. 89 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:12,650 I SAY IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE STREETS 90 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:15,253 SO THAT INNOCENT PEOPLE CAN TAKE A WRONG TURN 91 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,455 AND SENIOR CITIZENS LIKE YOURSELVES 92 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,524 CAN SHUFFLE DOWN THE SIDEWALK 93 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:21,692 WITH YOUR WALKERS AND YOUR GOLF CARTS 94 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,694 AND YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS 95 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:25,763 HELD UP HIGH FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. 96 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:28,699 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 97 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:30,368 IN MY HEART I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. 98 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,437 BUT MY PERFECTLY FUNCTIONING BRAIN SAYS 99 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:33,972 YOU'RE A HORSE'S ASS. 100 00:04:35,107 --> 00:04:37,141 DAD, THESE ARE JUST GOOD KIDS 101 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:39,611 THAT HAVE TAKEN A WRONG TURN IN LIFE 102 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:41,746 AND GONE DOWN A... A BAD PATH. 103 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,248 THEY NEED SOMEBODY TO COME UP BEHIND 'EM, AND TAP 'EM ON THE SHOULDER, 104 00:04:44,316 --> 00:04:46,317 AND SAY, "HEY PAL, SLOW DOWN. 105 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:47,619 "PUT ON YOUR TURN SIGNALS 106 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:49,587 "AND MAKE A LEFT UP AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION 107 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,256 'CAUSE I KNOW A GREAT PLACE FOR CHEESE STEAKS." 108 00:04:52,324 --> 00:04:53,958 GLADYS, COULD YOU MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL 109 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:56,394 OUT OF THAT LAST CHUNK OF BABBLE? 110 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,582 I THINK HE'S ASKING FOR LUNCH. 111 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:00,331 NO, MA, 112 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:02,240 I'M GOING TO REHABILITATE THOSE KIDS. 113 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,821 (Fred) CHRIS, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 114 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:06,037 ABOUT REHABILITATING TROUBLED YOUTH. 115 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,005 IN FACT, EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER BROUGHT HOME 116 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,140 DIED OR RUSTED. 117 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,976 NOW, DAD, WASN'T IT YOU WHO ONCE SAID 118 00:05:12,044 --> 00:05:14,379 I HAD KENNEDY-ESQUE LEADERSHIP QUALITIES? 119 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:18,383 NO. NO, I SAID YOU HAVE A YELLOW STREAK. 120 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,618 6 OF ONE, HALF DOZEN OF THE OTHER. 121 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:22,786 CHRIS, I THINK IT'S A VERY SWEET GESTURE 122 00:05:22,854 --> 00:05:25,223 FOR YOU TO HELP PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOURSELF. 123 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:27,725 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF YOU. 124 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:30,428 NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS. 125 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:39,037 [siren wailing] 126 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:50,414 [door opening] 127 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,333 YOU CAME! 128 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,603 YOU ACTUALLY CAME. 129 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:13,337 [laughing] 130 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,140 OH! CLOWNIE-PUSS GOT BROKEN. 131 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:22,847 GUESS I HAVE AN EVENING OF GLUING AHEAD OF ME, HUH? 132 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,817 HEY, MAYBE THAT COULD BE A GROUP ACTIVITY 133 00:06:25,884 --> 00:06:27,752 WE COULD ALL DO TOGETHER, HUH? 134 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,320 HANDS? 135 00:06:29,387 --> 00:06:31,021 I TOLD YOU THIS IS THE SAME IDIOT 136 00:06:31,089 --> 00:06:32,790 WE WHACKED AROUND THE OTHER DAY! 137 00:06:32,858 --> 00:06:36,728 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE A VERY PERCEPTIVE YOUNG MAN, UM... 138 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,562 SNAKE. 139 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:39,664 SNAKE. 140 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,732 [exclaims] 141 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:42,466 WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU... 142 00:06:42,534 --> 00:06:44,769 NO WONDER YOUR SELF-ESTEEM IS LOWER THAN YOUR CHANCES 143 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:48,357 OF EVER GETTING A JOB THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE YOU WEARING A NAMETAG OR A HAIRNET. 144 00:06:48,406 --> 00:06:51,209 IF THAT CLOCK WASN'T IN A CAGE, I'D SMASH IT TO BITS! 145 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:55,479 OK, EASY ACTION. COOL OFF, KID. OK. 146 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:59,216 LOOK, KIDS, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL TRAUMATIZED, EMOTIONALLY TROUBLED TEENS, 147 00:06:59,284 --> 00:07:01,185 BUT I WANT TO SET YOUR MINDS AT EASE. 148 00:07:01,253 --> 00:07:03,187 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMIN' FROM, OK? 149 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,456 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE, TOO. OH, YES. 150 00:07:05,523 --> 00:07:07,859 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 151 00:07:07,926 --> 00:07:11,829 I HAD A STACK OF OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS ABOUT THIS TALL. 152 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,131 OK, LET'S JUST CUT HIM. 153 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:16,901 NAH. NO, HE'S FUNNY. 154 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:20,538 IT'S KIND OF LIKE WATCHING SOME WINO GEEK GET HIT BY A CAR. 155 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,872 [all laughing] 156 00:07:24,209 --> 00:07:25,776 KIDS, COME ON. I KNOW HOW YOU LIVE, 157 00:07:25,844 --> 00:07:27,811 I... I KNOW WHAT YOU DO. WHERE... WHERE WERE YOU? 158 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:29,380 PROBABLY DOWN AT THE LAZY IGUANA, 159 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,015 DANCING THE MASHED POTATO AND SHOOTIN' THE CURL? 160 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:34,285 SEE, I'M HIP, I'M WITH IT! 161 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,955 SO WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT TO DO NOW, UH, PRESS A HAM? 162 00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:38,343 AH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LET'S CUT HIM. 163 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:39,991 NO! 164 00:07:40,058 --> 00:07:42,360 I THINK HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 165 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:45,496 WELL, I THINK SOMEBODY JUST SIGNED UP FOR TEACHER'S PET. 166 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,698 NOW, I'VE GOT, UH, CANAPES 167 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:52,203 AND, UH, I'VE GOT FLUFFERNUTTER TOO, BUT... BUT I HAVE NO BEVERAGES. 168 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,404 I'M SORRY, KIDS, THAT'S SOMETHING CALLED "TOUGH LOVE." 169 00:07:54,472 --> 00:07:57,141 NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SAY, 170 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,475 "NO BEVERAGES." 171 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,011 HEY, BEARDIE. 172 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:03,681 WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT WHEN WE WANT IT. 173 00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:06,183 GOT THAT, BEARDIE? 174 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:07,952 YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY EASY 175 00:08:08,019 --> 00:08:09,787 TO PICK UP ON SOMEBODY'S PHYSICAL DEFECT 176 00:08:09,855 --> 00:08:12,189 AND MAKE UP A CRUEL NICKNAME FOR THEM, 177 00:08:12,257 --> 00:08:16,293 MR. STRONG-JAWED- VERY-ATTRACTIVE- JAMES-DEAN-TYPE. 178 00:08:16,361 --> 00:08:18,696 THERE, SEE, I CAN ZING WITH THE BEST OF 'EM. 179 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:19,964 [laughing] 180 00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:21,833 KIDS, COME ON, LET'S GET IN A SEMICIRCLE, 181 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,402 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE BULL SESSION. COME ON. 182 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,103 JUST PULL THE CHAIRS AROUND, 183 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:28,572 THAT'S IT, RIGHT AROUND LIKE THAT. 184 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,880 YOU'LL FIND SOME ROOM. 185 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:48,993 OK, WHY DON'T WE START BY GOING AROUND THE ROOM AND INTRODUCING OURSELVES. 186 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,594 I'M CHRIS. 187 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,630 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CHRIS. 188 00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:53,864 NO, REALLY? 189 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:55,466 YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! 190 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,001 [cackling] 191 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,071 YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE REALLY LASHING OUT AT YOUR FATHER, 192 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:02,073 THAT WOULD HAVE BROUGHT ME TO TEARS. 193 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,075 COME ON, WHO'S GOT THE GUTS TO GO FIRST? 194 00:09:04,142 --> 00:09:05,309 COME ON, JUST RAP. 195 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,779 POUR ME A GLASS OF YOUR THOUGHTS. COME ON. 196 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:09,887 YEAH, 197 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:12,316 THE YOUNG BOY IN THE LEATHER JACKET. 198 00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:14,718 WHAT STINKS IN HERE? 199 00:09:14,786 --> 00:09:17,455 WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, I GET A LOT OF MOISTURE THIS TIME OF YEAR. 200 00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:19,923 BUT, UH, GOOD QUESTION, THANKS. 201 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:22,827 ANYBODY ELSE? 202 00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:25,696 YES, THE YOUNG LADY IN THE PROVOCATIVE SWEATER. 203 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,732 WHY YOU STILL A PAPERBOY? 204 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:31,469 [both laughing] 205 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,870 ALL RIGHT, OK, 206 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:34,605 YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT ME? 207 00:09:34,672 --> 00:09:37,308 FINE, I'LL PLAY, I'LL GO FIRST. 208 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,944 LET'S SEE, ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING. 209 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:42,880 SOMETHING I'M NOT VERY PROUD OF. 210 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:45,149 IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS 211 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:48,953 BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO SHOWER IN THE NUDE. 212 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:53,024 BECAUSE I WAS SURE THAT, YOU KNOW THAT THING 213 00:09:53,091 --> 00:09:55,893 WHERE THE... WHERE THE WATER COMES OUT OF, 214 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:59,731 THAT THERE WAS AN EYE IN THERE WATCHING ME. 215 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:03,200 SORRY. 216 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,237 [snorting] 217 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,241 [sighs] 218 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,643 OH, BOY, 219 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:15,012 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER TO GET THAT OUT. 220 00:10:15,079 --> 00:10:18,280 OK, ALL RIGHT, WHO HAS THE GUTS TO GO NEXT? 221 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:21,618 OK, FINE. 222 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,954 IT'S JUST THAT, MY PARENTS, YOU KNOW, 223 00:10:24,022 --> 00:10:25,942 THEY JUST KEEP CUTTIN' ME DOWN. 224 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,392 THAT'S A TOUGHY. 225 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:29,894 I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER. 226 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,229 UH, ANYBODY ELSE? 227 00:10:32,364 --> 00:10:33,965 YEAH. 228 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,833 I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL LAST WEEK 229 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,569 AND I AIN'T GOT THE GUTS TO TELL MY OLD MAN. 230 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,737 MMM. THAT'S ROUGH. 231 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,142 I'M A BLANK. SORRY. 232 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,678 A-ANYBODY ELSE? HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU? 233 00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:48,745 COME ON. 234 00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:51,215 I FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER. 235 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:54,218 THAT'S WHY I ACT TOUGH AND PRETEND LIKE I DON'T CARE. 236 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,186 OK, I CAN SEE THIS IS GOING NOWHERE. 237 00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:59,523 LET'S, UH, LET'S TRY SOME ROLE PLAYING, MAYBE THAT'LL HELP. 238 00:10:59,591 --> 00:11:01,726 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED, I NEED A VOLUNTEER UP HERE. 239 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,429 WHO CAN I GET? SNAKE, GREAT COME ON UP. 240 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,796 COME ON UP. 241 00:11:05,863 --> 00:11:08,499 SNAKE, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, I'M GONNA PLAY YOUR DADDY, OK? 242 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,368 AND YOU JUST REACT TO ME LIKE YOU WOULD YOUR OWN DADDY, OK? 243 00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:14,036 LET'S TRY THIS. THIS IS GONNA WORK FINE, HERE WE GO. 244 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:16,140 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I'M YOUR DADDY. 245 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,841 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I WORK FOR A LIVING. 246 00:11:17,909 --> 00:11:19,710 BOY, OUT OF MY WAY. WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS? 247 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:21,678 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I'M YOUR DADDY. 248 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:24,982 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT? 249 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,651 MAYBE THIS WOULD WORK BETTER IF I TRIED PLAYING YOUR MOMMY. 250 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:30,021 LET'S TRY IT THAT WAY, OK? COME ON, LET'S TRY IT, SNAKE. 251 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:32,323 GIVE IT A SHOT, FOR ONCE. COME ON. 252 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,390 COME ON. 253 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,126 [clears throat] 254 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,794 HEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS GETTING DOWN ON ME AND MY FRIENDS? 255 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:41,065 COME ON IN, SNAKE. MOMMY'S JUST PUTTING ON HER PANTY HOSE. 256 00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:47,004 MOM, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PUTTING DOWN ME AND MY FRIENDS? 257 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:49,473 SNAKE, WOULD YOU BE A LOVE AND ZIP MOMMY UP? 258 00:11:50,508 --> 00:11:51,875 THIS SUCKS! 259 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,177 THAT'S GREAT. 260 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,413 OH, THAT'S GOOD, YOU'RE GETTING SOME REAL EMOTIONS OUT. 261 00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,783 I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE PROGRESS MADE HERE TODAY. 262 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,853 YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT SUCH A TOUGH GUY AFTER ALL, ARE WE? 263 00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:12,362 OK, MR. BAZOOKA JOE. 264 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,065 JUST FOR THAT, YOU DON'T GET THIS BACK 265 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,599 TILL THE END OF THE DAY. 266 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,336 ALL RIGHT. 267 00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,972 WELL, THAT CONCLUDES THE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PART OF OUR PROGRAM. 268 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,676 AND NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU ON SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL A FIELD TRIP. 269 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,846 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE TO... TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS, 270 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,815 AND TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE. 271 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:34,585 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE... THE PINNACLE OF MODERN DAY CULTURE. 272 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,821 WHERE ARE WE GOIN'? 273 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,790 I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT A SUPERMARKET? 274 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:47,898 � THOSE SCHOOLGIRL DAYS 275 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,403 � OF TELLING TALES 276 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:56,940 � AND BITING NAILS ARE GONE 277 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:04,548 � BUT IN MY MIND 278 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:08,585 � I KNOW THEY WILL STILL 279 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:12,423 � LIVE ON AND ON 280 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:17,829 � BUT HOW DO YOU THANK SOMEONE � 281 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:22,433 � WHO HAS TAKEN YOU FROM CRAYONS TO PERFUME � 282 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:28,939 � IT ISN'T EASY BUT I'LL TRY 283 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,946 � IF YOU WANTED THE SKY 284 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:39,750 � I WOULD WRITE ACROSS THE SKY IN LETTERS � 285 00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:44,922 � THAT WOULD SOAR A THOUSAND FEET HIGH � 286 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:49,860 � TO SIR, WITH LOVE 287 00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:01,172 BOY. WELL, 288 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:02,639 WE HAD A QUITE A DAY, DIDN'T WE? 289 00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:03,707 [chuckles] 290 00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:05,108 YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN THROUGH 291 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,378 SOME MAJOR PERSONALITY CHANGES TODAY. 292 00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:10,581 FROM YOUNG RUFFIANS TO LITTLE LADIES, 293 00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,316 AND GENTLEMEN. 294 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,384 YOU KNOW WHAT? GOING TO THAT SUPERMARKET, 295 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,752 I KIND OF WORKED UP AN APPETITE. 296 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,021 I BET YOU GUYS DID, TOO. 297 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,322 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 298 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:21,025 I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU ALL TO A WHOLESOME SNACK 299 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,159 OF COHO SALMON. 300 00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:25,228 [sniffing] 301 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:26,997 OH, MY. 302 00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:30,300 OK, WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF A LITTLE GREEN ON THEIR FOOD, HUH? 303 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,471 OK, WELL, I THINK I MADE A DENT. 304 00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:46,416 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE MAKING PROGRESS, DEAR? 305 00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:47,585 I DON'T KNOW, MA. 306 00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,353 ALL I HAVE TO GO ON IS MY EXPERIENCE 307 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,389 AND ABOUT 120 EPISODES OF ROOM 222. 308 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,958 YOU THINK YOU COULD TALK AFTER YOU UNTIE US? 309 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,026 OH, I'M SORRY. 310 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,263 OH, MY. OK. 311 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:01,332 [grunts] 312 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,399 [sighs] 313 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,702 ARE YOU SURE IT WAS MY KIDS THAT DID THIS? 314 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,439 YES, LEATHER JACKETS, SWITCHBLADES. 315 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,807 BAD NICKNAMES. 316 00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,742 FEELS LIKE AN OUTSIDER, ACTS TOUGH, 317 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,444 AND PRETENDS HE DOESN'T CARE. 318 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:16,447 WOW, SNAKE OPENED UP TO YOU. 319 00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:19,350 HEY, HEY, THIS HAS BEEN A BREAKTHROUGH DAY. 320 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,917 CHRIS, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. 321 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,219 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, DAD. 322 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,521 LET'S JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, SHALL WE? 323 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:27,391 YOU KNOW, THIS COULD ALL BE JUST A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING. 324 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,193 YEAH. I GUESS WHEN I SAID, "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS," 325 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:31,595 THEY THOUGHT I SAID, 326 00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,097 "TAKE ALL OUR VALUABLES AND TIE US TO A CHAIR." 327 00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,734 HEY, WAIT. 328 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,736 MAYBE WE'RE OVERLOOKING THE OBVIOUS. 329 00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:41,372 MAYBE MY KIDS WERE JUST PRACTICING SOME MAGIC. 330 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,808 THEY CERTAINLY MADE SOME OF THE APPLIANCES DISAPPEAR. 331 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,277 OH, RIGHT, DAD. 332 00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,345 THE KIDS ARE ALWAYS WRONG, AREN'T THEY? 333 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,447 US ADULTS, THOUGH, WE'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 334 00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:53,150 OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A FEDERAL DEFICIT IN THIS COUNTRY 335 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,652 OF SOME $200,000. 336 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,288 OH, BUT LET'S NOT LISTEN TO THE KIDS, 337 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,023 THEIR IDEAS ARE WAY TOO FAR OUT, 338 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,192 US ADULTS, WE'RE ALWAYS PERFECT. 339 00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,427 I THINK SOME OF US HAVE A LITTLE GROWING UP TO DO 340 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,462 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO. 341 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,830 [clears throat] 342 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,834 OK, WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FUDGESICLES? 343 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:13,837 ARE YOU KIDDING? THOSE WERE THE FIRST TO GO. 344 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,440 WHY, THOSE SNOT-NOSED BASTARDS! 345 00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,508 NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! 346 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,644 I SWEAR, 347 00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,746 ON THE GRAVES OF MY PARENTS... 348 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,949 ON THE LIVES OF MY PARENTS 349 00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:28,285 THAT I SHALL AVENGE THIS HEINOUS ACT, 350 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:29,487 OR DIE TRYING. 351 00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:31,789 TO THE LAST BREATH IN MY BODY 352 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:34,124 AS LONG AS THE SUN RISES IN THE SOUTH 353 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:38,028 AND SETS IN THE NORTH POLE, WHERE SANTA LIVES. 354 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:39,897 [speaking Latin] 355 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,186 (Fred) CHRIS. 356 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,570 CHRIS! 357 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,940 CHRIS! 358 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,274 WHAT? 359 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,211 WILL YOU JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE? 360 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,384 [wind howling] 361 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,671 THEY'RE CLOSE. THEY'RE VERY CLOSE. 362 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,510 (Snake) HEY, PETERSON! 363 00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:40,323 YOU MADE YOUR LAST MISTAKE THIS TIME, BEARDIE. 364 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,660 WHAT YOU GOT, A DEATH WISH BRINGIN' YOUR WHITE BOTTOM 365 00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:44,294 AROUND OUR TERRITORY? 366 00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:45,863 NO, YOU MADE THE MISTAKE. 367 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,699 Y-YOU CROSSED THE LINE WHEN YOU STOLE THINGS FROM MY PARENTS. 368 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,969 THINGS WITH PERFECTLY GOOD WARRANTIES, WHICH, BY THE WAY, I HAVE. 369 00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:53,937 AND THAT MEANS THAT IF ANYTHING BREAKS DOWN, 370 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:57,174 YOU MY FRIENDS ARE UP A CREEK WITHOUT A PICK AXE, 371 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,776 I MEAN, A SHOVEL. 372 00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,803 AND SO, AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU ARE STUCK 373 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,312 FOR FULL RETAIL COST OF REPAIRS 374 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,514 WHICH IS PROBABLY UPWARDS OF $40 AN HOUR. 375 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,984 SO, I GUESS WE WEREN'T SO SMART AFTER ALL, WERE WE? 376 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,286 (Snake) OK, LET'S JUST KILL HIM. 377 00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:13,957 YOU REEK OF FUDGESICLES. 378 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,726 PREPARE TO DIE, BEARDIE! 379 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,628 OK, NATALIE, NOW IT'S TIME TO STOP THEM 380 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,730 WITH THAT "HE'S KIND OF CUTE" LINE. GO AHEAD. 381 00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:20,830 HE'S A DORK. 382 00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:22,299 DISMEMBER HIM FOR ME, WILL YOU? 383 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,335 ALL RIGHT, LET'S KILL HIM NOW WHILE WE'VE GOT THE MUSCLE. 384 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:28,705 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN CHOP ME UP INTO A THOUSAND PIECES 385 00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:31,708 AND BURY ME IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD, IF YOU WANT. 386 00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:35,045 OR YOU CAN TAKE THE CHRIS PETERSON CHALLENGE. 387 00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:37,814 HE'S TALKING CRAZY, BIFF. HEY, SHUT UP. 388 00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,816 WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN', BEARDIE? 389 00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:41,685 I'M SAYIN' THAT IF I CAN PASS 390 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,655 YOUR STUPID LITTLE OBLIGATORY PEER PRESSURE 391 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,823 BABY INITIATION INTO YOUR GANG, 392 00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:49,393 THEN YOU GIVE ME BACK ALL MY STUFF AND LET ME GO. 393 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,562 OK, YOU'RE ON. 394 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:52,830 BIFF! 395 00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:54,831 AND, IF I WIN, 396 00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:57,801 Y-YOU BECOME RESPONSIBLE CONTRIBUTORS TO THE SOCIETY. 397 00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,470 YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 398 00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,471 A-AND LOOK UP TO ME AS A ROLE MODEL 399 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,106 AND LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY. 400 00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,641 OH, OF COURSE, FINE. YEAH. 401 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,644 AND CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR GANG TO "THE PETERSON PIXIES." 402 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,447 OK, I WENT A LITTLE FAR WITH THAT ONE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 403 00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:12,795 NOW, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR YOUR LITTLE SILLY INITIATION, 404 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:16,086 WEAR MY CLOTHES INSIDE OUT OR PUT ON A STUPID BEANIE OR SOMETHING? 405 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:17,921 [all laughing] 406 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,311 [sighing] 407 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,553 WALNUTS. 408 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,489 THAT WAS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT. 409 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,725 I FIGURE IF YOU GUYS COULD DO IT, I COULD. 410 00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:30,627 WE DIDN'T EXACTLY DO IT. 411 00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:32,996 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 412 00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:35,065 ACTUALLY, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE AN INITIATION! 413 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,200 [all laughing] 414 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,968 WE MADE IT UP AS WE WENT ALONG. 415 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,592 YOU SEE THAT STUFF IS WAY TOO DANGEROUS 416 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,274 FOR US TO BE DOING. 417 00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:48,779 WHY, YOU LYING LITTLE... SCAMPS! 418 00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:51,748 WE HAD A DEAL! 419 00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:53,817 OH, YEAH, YEAH, AND WE'RE KEEPIN' IT. 420 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,685 Y-YOU SEE, WE... WE FIGURED THAT ANY GUY 421 00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:58,688 THAT IS PSYCHO ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT, 422 00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:01,191 WELL, YOU COULD EASILY COME GUNNING FOR US WITH A CHAIN SAW 423 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,393 AND A HOCKEY MASK. 424 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:05,061 YEAH. WE'LL LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 425 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,530 SO, UM, 426 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,699 GIVE US SOME ADVICE. 427 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,267 ADVICE? 428 00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,269 I'M KIND OF ON THE SPOT NOW, AREN'T I? 429 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,369 [laughing] 430 00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:15,072 I HAVEN'T REALLY GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT. 431 00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:16,674 I... I JUST FIGURED I'D DIE 432 00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:18,842 WHEN I SET MYSELF ON FIRE. 433 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,911 I KNOW. ME, TOO. 434 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,480 BOY, SO I'M REALLY YOUR HERO, HUH? 435 00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:25,982 AND YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY? YEAH. 436 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,050 WOW. 437 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:30,087 WHY, THAT'S A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 438 00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:33,057 WELL, HERE'S HOW I'D GO ABOUT IT. 439 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,958 THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO... 440 00:21:35,026 --> 00:21:36,266 (Chris) IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE 441 00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:38,195 DRIVING DOWN MEADOWBROOK LANE. 442 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,531 WHAT WAS ONCE A SEEDY, DILAPIDATED, DECREPIT STREET 443 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,333 INHABITED BY HORRIBLE RUFFIANS, 444 00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,202 HOOLIGANS AND NE'ER DO WELLS, 445 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:48,505 HAD NOW TRANSFORMED INTO A SEEDY, DILAPIDATED, 446 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,039 DECREPIT STREET INHABITED BY 447 00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:52,776 WELL-BEHAVED, WELL-GROOMED, PLEASANT SMELLING 448 00:21:52,843 --> 00:21:54,278 YOUNG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 449 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:58,014 � THOSE SCHOOL GIRL DAYS 450 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:02,352 (Chris) THOSE WHO USED TO BULLY AND TORTURE OTHERS 451 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,487 ARE NOW BULLIED AND TORTURED BY OTHERS 452 00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:07,191 THE WAY GOD INTENDED. 453 00:22:07,258 --> 00:22:08,658 SOME CYNICS MIGHT SUGGEST 454 00:22:08,726 --> 00:22:11,394 I'VE CREATED MY OWN MASTER RACE. 455 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,797 MY ANSWER TO THAT IS, "SO WHAT IF I HAVE?" 456 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:16,866 [bicycle bell ringing] 457 00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:24,574 GOOD NIGHT, DRESS WARM, 458 00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,410 AND GOD BLESS. 459 00:22:26,477 --> 00:22:31,348 � WHO HAS TAKEN YOU FROM CRAYONS TO PERFUME �34044

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