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OH, WOW,
LOOK AT HER.
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SHE'S JUST A NEW WAITRESS.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW
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BUT AS SOON AS
MY BACK'S TURNED,
YOU'LL BE ALL OVER HER.
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I KNOW HOW YOU LITTLE
PUBERTY-HOUNDS ACT.
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JUST BACK OFF, OK?
I SAW HER FIRST.
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I'M GOING OVER TO
THE 18 AND OLDER SECTION.
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[clears throat]
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HI, EXCUSE US.
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HI.
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HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
THAT THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTING
IN HERE
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BRINGS OUT A LOVELY
PALE GREEN GLOW IN YOUR SKIN?
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NO, THANK GOD.
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I'M CHRIS PETERSON.
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AND, UH, YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA BE SEEING
AN AWFUL LOT OF ME
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'CAUSE I'M KIND OF
A REGULAR HERE.
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REALLY?
MMM-HMM.
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HEY, YOU'RE NOT THAT WEIRD GUY
WHO STILL HAS A PAPER ROUTE,
ARE YOU?
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT I'M HEAD PAPERBOY.
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BOSS TO EVERY KID I SEE.
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OH, BOY.
MMM-HMM.
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A MAN WITH POWER.
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IT'S, UH,
IT'S REALLY KIND OF
A LIFESTYLE CHOICE, JANE.
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[grunts]
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[sniffs]
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SEE, IT'S 9 A.M.
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AND MY DAY'S ALREADY DONE,
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LEAVING ME FREE TO EXPERIENCE
LIFE TO THE FULLEST,
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LIKE MAYBE WITH YOU,
TONIGHT.
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THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
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JANE, I'M GOING TO BE
VERY HONEST WITH YOU.
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I FIND YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE
AND VERY INTERESTING.
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IF YOU TURN ME DOWN,
I'LL JUST KEEP ASKING
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AND THEN I'LL START CALLING
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AND THEN I'LL START
WRITING YOU ENDLESS NOTES,
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DOGGING YOUR EVERY MOVE,
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SHOWING UP OUTSIDE
YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW
AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.
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IT'LL TURN INTO ONE OF
THOSE REALLY OBSESSIVE
FATAL ATTRACTION DEALS
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AND IT'LL PROBABLY END
WITH THE DEATH OF ONE
OR BOTH OF US,
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OR WE CAN JUST GO OUT ON
ONE LITTLE STUPID DATE,
IT'S UP TO YOU.
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WHY NOT,
I LIKE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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OK, WELL, I WASN'T JOKING,
BUT IF YOU TOOK IT THAT WAY,
FINE.
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I GET OFF WORK AT 6,
YOU CAN SHOW ME
AROUND YOUR TOWN.
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GREAT. YOU ARE GONNA LOOK
MIGHTY FINE ON
THE HANDLE BARS OF MY BIKE.
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EXCUSE ME?
YEAH.
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DON'T YOU THINK
WE'D BE BETTER OF IN A CAR?
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A CAR.
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UH, YEAH, OR... OR WE COULD
JUST WALK AROUND.
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WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DO DRIVE,
DON'T YOU?
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WELL, UH... UM...
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I, UH...
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[laughing]
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU DON'T DRIVE A CAR?
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NO, A CAR.
OH, YES, I DRIVE A CAR.
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I DRIVE A CAR.
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WHY WOULDN'T I DRIVE A CAR?
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THEN WHAT WAS ALL THAT
"UH, UM, MMM" STUFF ABOUT?
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WELL, THAT'S JUST
SOME MEDICATION THAT I'M ON,
I'M SORRY.
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UH-HUH.
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LOOK, MAYBE WE BETTER
JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS,
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YOU'RE STARTING TO
GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
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JANE, LOOK,
JUST RELAX, OK?
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I PROMISE YOU
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 6.
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IN A CAR.
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YEAH, IN A CAR, WHAT ELSE?
OK.
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EXCUSE ME, MISS?
COULD WE ORDER NOW?
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HEY, HEY, BACK OFF.
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CAN'T YOU SEE
SHE'S IN LOVE?
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�[Stand by R.E.M. playing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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[birds chirping]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU NEVER LEARNED TO DRIVE.
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LARRY,
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE HERE
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I NEVER GOT
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
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BUT I TOOK DRIVER'S ED
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
IN SCHOOL.
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YES, BUT YOU NEVER
GOT YOUR LICENSE
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AND I TOLD YOU
YOU WOULD REGRET IT.
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BUT, LARRY,
I DON'T REGRET IT.
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GETTING A DRIVER'S LICENSE
IS A VERY DANGEROUS THING.
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FIRST, YOU GET
A DRIVERS LICENSE
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AND THEN YOU GOTTA GET
CAR INSURANCE,
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THEN YOU GOTTA BUY A CAR,
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AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'RE FOOLING AROUND
IN THE BACK SEAT,
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YOU GOT A COUPLE OF KIDS,
YOU'RE MARRIED
AND YOUR LIFE'S A LIVING HELL.
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YOU'RE DESCRIBING MY LIFE.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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WELL, ONE MAN'S LIVING HELL
IS ANOTHER MAN'S
ENDLESS NIGHTMARE.
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NO, I'M... I'M JOKING, LARRY,
REALLY, SHARON'S LOVELY.
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CHRIS, WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN
DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE?
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WELL, LARRY,
THERE COMES A TIME
IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE
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WHEN HE... HE WANTS TO MATURE
AS A HUMAN BEING
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AND... AND GROW, AND...
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ALL RIGHT, LARRY,
I MET A VERY CUTE GIRL.
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AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO
TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE?
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LARRY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TEACH ME.
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I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING PEOPLE
DRIVE FOR YEARS.
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MANNIX, UH, BARNABY JONES,
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THE DUKES OF HAZZARD.I KNOW ALL THE MOVES.
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NOW, HOW DO YOU GET IN
ONE OF THESE THINGS?
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IF I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW TO DRIVE
YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS.
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DRIVING IS NOT A JOKE.
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OH, NO. OF COURSE NOT.
HEAVEN FORBID.
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BEFORE YOU ENTER THE VEHICLE,
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IT IS PROPER TO
INSPECT THE OUTSIDE
FOR ANY PROBLEMS.
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LOW TIRE INFLATION,
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DEBRIS IN THE GRILLWORK
THAT COULD OBSTRUCT AIR FLOW,
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ANYTHING THAT COULD IMPEDE
SAFE MOTORING.
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LARRY,
IT'S REALLY NOT NECESSARY
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TO ACT LIKE
MR. OFFICIAL IDIOT
TO TEACH ME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DO THIS EVERY MORNING
BEFORE I DRIVE.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S
VERY ADMIRABLE, LARRY.
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[sniffs]
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NOW, THE FIRST THING
I LIKE TO DO
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IS MAKE SURE THAT
THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS
ARE PROPERLY SET,
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CHECK AND MAKE SURE
THE SEAT IS AT
THE RIGHT HEIGHT,
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CHECK AND SEE THAT
THE WINDOWS ARE CLEAR
OF ALL OBSTRUCTIONS,
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AND PUT ON MY SEATBELT
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AND CHECK FOR
ANY WEAR OR FRAYING POINTS.
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LARRY, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
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WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO
GET UP IN THE MORNING
TO GO TO WORK, 3 A.M.?
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CHRIS, DRIVING IS NOT A RIGHT,
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IT IS A PRIVILEGE.
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NOW, IT IS
AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY
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HANDLING A VEHICLE
OF THIS SIZE AND POWER.
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YOU CAN NEVER BE
TOO CAREFUL.
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NO, I AGREE WITH YOU 100%.
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NOW HOW DO YOU GET
ONE OF THESE BABIES
UP ON 2 WHEELS?
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BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE STREET,
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ALWAYS LOOK IN
BOTH DIRECTIONS,
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BOTH RIGHT AND LEFT,
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AND THIS IS VALUABLE,
RIGHT AGAIN.
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NOW, IT'S ALL CLEAR
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BUT I LIKE TO GIVE
A FRIENDLY TOOT ON THE HORN
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JUST TO LET 'EM KNOW
I'M COMING.
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"A FRIENDLY TOOT?"
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WHAT AN OLD WOMAN.
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OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL,
I GUESS I JUST CAN'T
TEACH YOU ANYTHING.
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NO, LARRY, YOU CAN'T,
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE ME DOWN
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AND I'LL TAKE
THE TEST RIGHT NOW.
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CHRIS, IT TAKES MONTHS
TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA PASS.
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LARRY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
I REMEMBER ALL THIS STUFF
FROM DRIVERS ED,
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JUST STEER WITH THAT THING
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AND YOU... YOU STOP WITH
ONE OF THOSE PEDAL GIZMO
DEALIES DOWN THERE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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OK. WE'LL JUST SEE
ABOUT THAT, MORON.
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[engine starting]
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[car horn honks]
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GOOD AFTERNOON, OFFICER.
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I'M CHRIS PETERSON
AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY
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THAT I'M THRILLED
THAT YOU'LL BE GIVING ME
MY DRIVER'S TEST TODAY.
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YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME
AND SMART IN THAT UNIFORM
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AND HERE'S A SHINY
NEW APPLE FOR YOU.
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LOOK, LET'S GET THROUGH THIS
WITHOUT ALL
THE YACKITY YACKIN'.
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KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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DO AS YOU'RE TOLD
AND WE'LL GET ALONG FINE.
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LET ME SEE
YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT.
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MY, AREN'T WE A GRUMPY BEAR.
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WHAT THE HELL?
YOU JUST GOT THIS TODAY.
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YEAH, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M KIND OF RUSHING THINGS
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BUT, UH, I'VE GOT
A REALLY HOT DATE TONIGHT
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AND I NEED A CAR,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE
PRETTY IMPRESSED
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AT HOW GOOD I AM
BEHIND THE WHEEL.
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NOT THAT THAT MATTERS MUCH
THESE DAYS.
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I MEAN
WITH THESE NEW AIRBAGS,
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YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH
CRASH FULL SPEED
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INTO ANYTHING
AND WALK AWAY, RIGHT?
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MR. PETERSON,
SIT THERE QUIETLY
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WHILE I FINISH FILLING OUT
THIS INFORMATION.
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[whispers] SORRY.
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[whistling]
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[grunts]
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WHAT IS THIS,
ONE OF THOSE 9 SHOOTERS?
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MR. PETERSON...
GIVE ME THAT, YOU IDIOT.
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THAT IS A FELONY, MISTER!
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JEEZ, I'M SORRY,
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
WHAT I WAS DOING.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT GOOD
FOR A COP NOT TO KNOW
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IF SOMEBODY'S TAKING
THEIR GUN.
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IS THAT WHY THEY PUT YOU
ON THIS SISSY DETAIL?
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MR. PETERSON, THIS IS
A DUTY OF ALL STATE TROOPERS.
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YEAH, I BELIEVE THAT ONE.
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I JUST LOVE ALL THOSE EPISODES
OF BARETTA, WHERE HE GAVE
THE DRIVER'S TEST.
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WE ALL PULL THIS ASSIGNMENT
3 DAYS A MONTH.
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I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS TEST
FOR OVER 15 YEARS.
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WELL, HEY, WELL, YOU MUST KNOW
MY GOOD FRIEND, LARRY POTTER.
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YOU REMEMBER HIM?
HE'S ONE OF THOSE
REAL BABY DRIVERS, THOUGH.
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[mimicking]
LET ME CHECK THE MIRRORS
BEFORE I PULL OUT
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AND MAKE SURE
MY SEAT BELTS IN AND...
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PLEASE!
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MR. PETERSON,
PULL INTO TRAFFIC.
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FINALLY.
OK, NOW YOU JUST SIT BACK,
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RELAX AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
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YOU'RE IN FOR
A LITTLE TREAT HERE.
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MMM.
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[engine starting]
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[engine revving]
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�[radio playing]
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� BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO
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� DON'T BE A FOOLWITH YOUR LIFE �
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00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:07,077
MR. PETERSON, YOU WANT
TO TURN OFF THE RADIO?
220
00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:08,413
WHAT?
221
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,014
TURN OFF THE RADIO!
222
00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:13,117
OH, COME ON,
THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
223
00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,518
[radio stops playing]
224
00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,422
YOU COULD HAVE TUNED AROUND
FOR SOMETHING YOU LIKED.
225
00:09:19,024 --> 00:09:19,990
[car engine revs]
226
00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:22,527
HEY, GET A LOAD.
227
00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:24,829
MR. HAIRCUT OVER THERE
WANTS TO RACE.
228
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,097
HEY, PAL, YOU'D BE CHOKIN'
ON MY DUST
229
00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:28,999
IF I DIDN'T HAVE
THE FUZZ IN HERE WITH ME.
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00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,134
MR. PETERSON.
231
00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:32,302
DRIVERS LIKE THAT
ARE A HAZARD.
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MAKE A LEFT HERE.
233
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,606
OK. NO PROBLEM.
234
00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:38,509
ONE LEFT COMIN' UP
AND HERE SHE GOES.
235
00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:40,011
[Chris chuckling]
236
00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,212
LIKE IT SO FAR?
237
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,281
NOT BAD, HUH?
238
00:09:43,348 --> 00:09:44,482
[honking]
239
00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:45,649
HEY, WATCH IT GRANDMA!
240
00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,719
I'M TRYING TO TAKE
A DRIVER'S TEST HERE!
241
00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:50,027
OLD LADIES AND FIRE TRUCKS,
242
00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:51,956
THEY THINK
THEY OWN THE ROAD.
243
00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,057
[whistle blowing]
244
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,525
[tires screeching]
245
00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:56,760
MAN!
246
00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,695
THAT CROSSING GUARD
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
247
00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:00,264
WHAT A JERK.
248
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:08,072
AND HERE WE ARE,
SAFE AND SOUND.
249
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,239
[exclaims]
250
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,041
SO, HOW'D I DO?
251
00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,444
MR. PETERSON,
252
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:16,881
NOT ONLY WOULD I NEVER,
IN A MILLION YEARS,
253
00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,349
GIVE YOU A LICENSE,
254
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,986
BUT I AM GOING TO SUSPEND
YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT.
255
00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:27,258
WELL, I'M NOT THAT FAMILIAR
256
00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,593
WITH YOUR TECHNICAL
PAPERWORK PROCEDURES.
257
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,662
WHAT DO I DO,
TURN THIS IN FOR
MY DRIVERS LICENSE?
258
00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:39,270
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
259
00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:41,638
HE FLUNKED ME JUST BECAUSE
OF THE COLOR OF MY SKIN.
260
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:44,108
CHRIS, HE FLUNKED YOU BECAUSE
YOU ACTED LIKE A TOTAL MORON.
261
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,910
YOU'RE LUCKY
HE DIDN'T THROW US IN JAIL.
262
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,780
HE WAS JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE I GOT HIS GUN
AWAY FROM HIM.
263
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,282
IT WAS OBVIOUS
I COULD HANDLE THAT CAR
WITH MY EYES CLOSED,
264
00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:54,452
A SKILL, BY THE WAY,
I DEMONSTRATED TO HIM
AT LEAST 10 TIMES.
265
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:57,421
(Larry)
WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN JUST
KISS YOUR HOT DATE GOODBYE.
266
00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:59,389
LARRY, I CANNOT LET A GIRL
THAT FANTASTIC
267
00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:01,792
SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS,
I'M SORRY.
268
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,862
LOOK, I'M SURE
I'LL PASS THE TEST
THE NEXT TIME I TAKE IT.
269
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,598
IN THE MEANTIME,
I JUST NEED A CAR
FOR ONE NIGHT.
270
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,267
THIS ONE'S A LITTLE DORKY
BUT IT'LL DO.
271
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:11,035
(Larry) FORGET IT, CHRIS.
272
00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:13,204
LOOK,
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST EXPLAIN
TO YOUR PARENTS WHAT HAPPENED
273
00:11:13,271 --> 00:11:15,606
AND MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOUR DAD
TO DRIVE YOU ON THIS DATE.
274
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,108
ARE YOU NUTS?
275
00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,943
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE EMBARRASSING
THAN HAVING YOUR DAD
276
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,177
DRIVE YOU ON A DATE.
277
00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:22,680
I LEARNED THAT HARD LESSON
IN MY MID TWENTIES.
278
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,416
BESIDES, IF MY PARENTS KNEW
I TOOK THE TEST AND FAILED,
279
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,718
IT WOULD BREAK
THEIR POOR OLD HEARTS.
280
00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:30,187
NAH, THE ONLY THING I CAN DO
IS WAIT TILL
THEY'RE ASLEEP TONIGHT
281
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:31,989
AND THEN STEAL THEIR CAR.
282
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,461
THIS IS YOUR CAR?
YUP.
283
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,230
I KNOW A LOT OF
THE YOUNG KIDS NOWADAYS
284
00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:41,999
ARE INTO THOSE UNPATRIOTIC
FOREIGN RINKY-DINKY JOBS
285
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,936
BUT, UH,
GIVE ME A JUMBO BOAT
OF A GAS GUZZLER
286
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:48,705
MADE RIGHT HERE IN
THE GOOD U.S. OF A. ANYTIME.
287
00:11:48,773 --> 00:11:52,243
I JUST NEVER PICTURED YOU
IN ONE OF THESE.
288
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,745
MY, WE'RE NOT VERY TRUSTING,
ARE WE?
289
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:57,781
THE NEXT THING
YOU'LL BE WANTING TO
SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE.
290
00:11:57,849 --> 00:12:01,018
LOOK, MISSY,
THIS IS MY CAR
AND MY CAR ALONE, OK?
291
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,553
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
292
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,622
AND IT IS FOR DAMN WELL SURE
NOT MY PARENTS' CAR.
293
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,758
NOW, WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
294
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:09,093
WE'VE GOT
A 100 8-TRACKS HERE.
295
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,261
WE'VE GOT, UH,
BOBBY VINTON.
296
00:12:11,329 --> 00:12:12,663
WE'VE GOT JACK JONES.
297
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:16,066
WE'VE GOT
ANDREA CASTELL...
298
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,335
THAT'S OK. THAT'S OK.
299
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:21,138
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SHOW ME AROUND TOWN
LIKE WE PLANNED?
300
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:23,927
GREAT IDEA,
NOBODY KNOWS THIS BERG
LIKE ME.
301
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,779
[engine starting]
302
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,120
RIGHT OVER THERE,
THAT'S THE GAS STATION.
303
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,956
AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU CAN SEE IT,
304
00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:41,626
BUT THAT'S THE, UH,
UNLEADED PUMP RIGHT THERE.
305
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:44,662
AND, UH, RIGHT NEXT TO IT
IS THE SUPER-UNLEADED PUMP.
306
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,467
GLADYS?
HMM?
307
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:52,103
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
PARKING THE CAR
308
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,904
IN THE DRIVEWAY EARLIER TODAY?
309
00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:54,938
YES.
310
00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:56,273
AND ARE WE SENILE?
311
00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:58,341
NO.
312
00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:00,878
THEN SOME HORSE'S ASS
HAS STOLEN OUR CAR.
313
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,149
AND, UH,
314
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,084
OH, RIGHT OVER THERE,
THERE'S THE VIDEO STORE.
315
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:10,021
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT ELIMINATING
THE X-RATED SECTION.
316
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:12,123
I'VE HAD A FEW
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
OVER THAT ONE,
317
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,891
I DON'T MIND TELLIN' YA.
318
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,328
MORE COOKIES AND MILK,
OFFICERS?
319
00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:19,130
UH, NO, THANKS,
MRS. PETERSON.
320
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,365
WE WERE ALREADY
FULL OF DONUTS
WHEN WE GOT HERE.
321
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,401
AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS
JUST A STUPID
COMEDY STEREOTYPE.
322
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,636
(officer) NO, MA'AM.
323
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:28,205
WE LOVE 'EM ANYTIME,
ALL THE TIME.
324
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,275
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, DO YA?
325
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,676
SORRY.
326
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,978
WELL, I THINK WE HAVE
ALL THE INFORMATION WE NEED
327
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,614
ON THE MISSING VEHICLE.
WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
328
00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:39,523
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH IT BURNS ME
329
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:42,920
THAT SOME HORSE'S ASS
CAN STEAL YOUR CAR
JUST LIKE THAT.
330
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,290
DID I MENTION THAT THERE WAS
AN ENORMOUS COLLECTION
OF 8-TRACKS IN THERE?
331
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,059
YES, YES.
AND I CAN ASSURE YOU
WE'LL DO EVERYTHING
332
00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:53,030
HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO GET YOUR
VEHICLE BACK TO YA, FRED.
333
00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:55,633
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA
BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
334
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,068
COULD I RIDE AROUND
WITH YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE?
335
00:13:58,136 --> 00:14:01,605
I WANNA BE THERE
WHEN YOU CATCH THAT
STINKIN' HORSE'S ASS.
336
00:14:01,672 --> 00:14:04,407
I'M AFRAID THAT VIOLATES
EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK,
337
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:05,609
BUT, OK.
338
00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:08,912
HEY, GREAT.
339
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,648
(Chris)
UH, NOW RIGHT OVER THERE,
THERE'S THE POLCHEK'S HOUSE.
340
00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:14,451
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM
FOR QUITE A FEW DAYS
341
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:17,521
AND THERE'S A HORRIBLE STENCH
COMING THAT PLACE.
342
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:20,291
I'LL WAIT A COUPLE OF WEEKS
AND THEN REPORT IT.
343
00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:23,160
I'M JUST JOKING.
344
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,529
THAT'S NEWSPAPER BOY
GALLOWS HUMOR.
345
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,634
GEE, IT'S REALLY GREAT
HOW YOU HAVE A STORY
FOR EACH AND EVERY HOUSE.
346
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:33,904
BUT ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT
THIS DATE WAS GOING TO BE
A LITTLE MORE EXCITING.
347
00:14:33,971 --> 00:14:36,507
DO YOU THINK
WE COULD PICK UP THE PACE?
348
00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,710
I DON'T THINK THERE SHOULD BE
TOO MUCH PROBLEM WITH THAT.
349
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:42,179
[screeching]
350
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,381
[siren wailing]
351
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,349
WHAT IS GOING ON?
352
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:48,084
NOTHING, JANE,
I'M JUST PICKING UP
THE PACE LIKE YOU ASKED.
353
00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,433
THERE'S THE PHILLIPS' HOUSE
AND... AND THERE'S
THE RESNIK'S
354
00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:52,523
AND THE NEILAN'S
AND THE GROSS',
LOOK DOWN THERE...
355
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,592
OH, NO, LOOK, CHRIS,
THE POLICE ARE AFTER US.
356
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:57,059
HUH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
357
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,342
BECAUSE THEY'RE
RIGHT BEHIND US
358
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:00,964
WITH LIGHTS FLASHING
AND SIRENS GOING.
359
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,100
OH, YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
360
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,835
I'M SURE
THEY'RE NOT AFTER US.
361
00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:07,771
(officer)YOU IN THE GRAY CAR,PULL OVER.
362
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:12,243
HUH. WELL, THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ANY OTHER GRAY CARS
IN THE VICINITY, DOES IT?
363
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,610
WELL, THEY MAY BE AFTER US,
364
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,158
BUT, I BET IT'S JUST
SOMETHING SIMPLE,
365
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,314
MAYBE MY TAIL LIGHT'S OUT
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
366
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:18,782
YOU KNOW WHAT?
INSTEAD OF STOPPING
367
00:15:18,849 --> 00:15:20,784
AND LETTING THEM
BOG DOWN OUR DATE,
368
00:15:20,851 --> 00:15:22,452
WHY DON'T WE JUST
TRY TO OUT RUN 'EM?
369
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,221
[tires screeching]
370
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:28,725
CHRIS, WHAT IS GOING ON?
371
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:32,163
WELL, JANE,
IT'S LIKE THIS, I...
372
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,964
HEY, LOOK,
THERE'S THE PHILLIPS' HOUSE.
373
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:35,165
THOSE PEOPLE ARE NUTTY.
374
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,873
THEY'VE GOT THE...
CHRIS!
375
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,003
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JANE,
376
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,138
ON A PURELY TECHNICAL LEVEL,
377
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,408
I DON'T OFFICIALLY, LEGALLY,
378
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:45,976
HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
379
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,111
WHAT?
380
00:15:47,178 --> 00:15:48,979
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
381
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:50,614
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE MOMENT I MET YOU,
382
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,949
A VOICE IN MY HEAD SAID
YOU WERE A CRAZY PSYCHO.
383
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,052
[sirens wailing]
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
384
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,522
THAT'S RIGHT JANE,
I AM CRAZY, CRAZY IN LOVE.
385
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,658
[panting]
386
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:03,560
THE MOMENT I MET YOU
THIS MORNING
387
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,595
SOMETHING HAPPENED,
SOMETHING MAGICAL,
388
00:16:05,663 --> 00:16:08,565
SOMETHING MYSTICAL
AND... AND, WELL,
SOMETHING BIOLOGICAL,
389
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,713
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.
390
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,903
THE POINT IS,
I KNEW RIGHT THEN AND THERE
391
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,571
THAT I COULD DENY YOU NOTHING.
392
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,339
[gasps]
393
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,676
YOU KNOW,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT
BEING ABLE TO DRIVE
394
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:20,443
TO IMPRESS ME.
395
00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:22,179
REALLY? YOU... YOU MEAN
YOU WOULD HAVE
GONE OUT WITH ME
396
00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:24,081
EVEN IF I HAD TOLD THE TRUTH?
397
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,315
WELL, NO.
398
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,085
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
YOU WERE A SUPER DORK.
399
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,720
SO I GUESS YOU DID HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ALL THIS.
400
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:33,057
AND NOW I FEEL SAD THAT
YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO JAIL
401
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:36,960
AND BE FORCED INTO
A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE
OF YOUR OWN SEX.
402
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,095
[exclaims]
403
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,997
JANE.
404
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,267
HEY, YOU KNOW,
WHAT WOULD REALLY TOP OFF
THE EVENING HERE TONIGHT?
405
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,468
WHAT?
406
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,537
A KISS.
407
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:49,607
CHRIS, WE'RE GOING
OVER 80 MILES AN HOUR.
408
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,375
YOU'RE RIGHT.
409
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,876
[tires screeching]
410
00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:55,846
NOW WE'RE ON
A PRETTY STRAIGHT ROAD.
411
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:57,281
OH, OK.
412
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,816
[seatbelt rattling]
413
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,052
[siren wailing]
414
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,462
[exclaims]
415
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,029
THAT WAS GREAT.
416
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,665
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
THAT I COULD DO TO HELP YOU.
417
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:17,367
REALLY, YOU MEAN IT?
YEAH.
418
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:20,137
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE COULD TRADE PLACES.
419
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,371
NOW?
420
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,507
YOU'RE KIDDING,
WON'T I GET IN TROUBLE?
421
00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:24,741
YOU JUST LEAVE
THAT TO ME, JANE.
422
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,942
OK.
423
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,045
YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU'RE SO DAMN CUTE.
424
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:31,648
WELL,
GET THE HORSE'S ASS ALREADY.
425
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,083
WE'RE PURSUING HIM, FRED.
426
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,685
WHAT THE HELL'S
THAT SHOTGUN FOR, DECORATION?
427
00:17:35,753 --> 00:17:38,622
UH, THAT COULD DO A NUMBER
ON YOUR PAINT JOB, FRED.
428
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,125
WELL, COULDN'T YOU JUST
TAKE OUT THE REAR WINDSHIELD?
429
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,360
I GUESS SO.
I COULD LIVE WITH THAT.
430
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:46,396
WELL, YOU'RE THE PUBLIC
WHO PAYS OUR SALARY.
431
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:47,664
IF YOU SAY KILL...
432
00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:48,832
[gun cocking]
433
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,201
WE KILL.
434
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:53,437
OK.
435
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,205
[grunting]
436
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:58,509
OK, NOW, JUST PUT
YOUR FOOT ON TOP OF MINE
437
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,411
[grunts] AND HOLD IT THERE, OK?
438
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,579
OH, THAT FEELS KIND OF GOOD,
DOESN'T IT?
439
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,415
WOW.
440
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:08,084
IMAGINE ME,
A LAW-ABIDING WAITRESS IN
A HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASE.
441
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:10,253
[Jane laughing]
442
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:13,891
WHOA! WE'RE DOING IT.
443
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:16,360
WE'RE DOING IT.
WE'RE UP ON 2 WHEELS.
444
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,194
THIS IS SO COOL.
445
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,664
(officer)THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
446
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,633
PULL OVER OR WE WILL SHOOT.
447
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,668
THEY'RE SO JEALOUS.
448
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,236
[siren wailing]
449
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:28,939
[laughing]
450
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:31,842
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT.
THAT WAS FUN. GOOD DATE.
451
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,550
[siren stops wailing]
452
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,988
[radio chattering]
453
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,222
[door shuts]
454
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:49,960
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?
455
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,462
OK, YOU 2,
OUT OF THE CAR.
456
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,534
UH, OFFICER I, UH,
457
00:18:57,602 --> 00:19:00,304
I THINK THIS WHOLE THING
HAS BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
458
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,738
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
459
00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:06,976
CHRIS!
DAD!
460
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:10,680
OK, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
461
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,716
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THE CAR WAS STOLEN?
462
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,719
STOLEN? NO, NO.
463
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,088
DAD, I-I'M SORRY, I... I THOUGHT
I MENTIONED TO YOU
464
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,657
THAT I... I HAD A DATE TONIGHT.
465
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,825
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND
IF JANE AND I
BORROWED THE CAR.
466
00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:24,161
JANE HAS A DRIVER'S LICENSE,
YOU KNOW, DAD?
467
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:25,629
I DON'T MIND, SON,
468
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,097
I JUST WISH
I WOULD HAVE KNOWN,
469
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,733
IT WOULD HAVE SAVED US
A HARROWING CAR CHASE.
470
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,936
SHE'S QUITE A KNOCKOUT,
NICE CATCH.
471
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,539
(officer)
OK, NOW WAIT A SECOND.
472
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,241
SOME SERIOUS LAWS
HAVE STILL BEEN BROKEN HERE.
473
00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,243
THEY DISOBEYED
AN OFFICER OF THE LAW
474
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,479
AND LED US ON
A HIGH-SPEED CHASE.
475
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:45,215
WAIT A SECOND.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
476
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,350
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIR,
477
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:50,187
THAT WE WERE ALMOST KILLED
IN THAT CAR.
478
00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:53,490
SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS
THE GAS PEDAL GOT STUCK,
479
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,659
AND... AND THE MORE
WE TRIED TO PULL IT OUT,
480
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,195
THE MORE IT GOT STUCK
481
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:00,663
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR
THIS PLUCKY LITTLE LADY
RIGHT HERE,
482
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:03,000
WE'D BOTH BE DEAD
RIGHT NOW.
483
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,703
THAT'S THE MOST
RIDICULOUS STORY
I'VE EVER HEARD.
484
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,505
YOU KNOW, THE SAME THING
HAPPENED TO ME JUST LAST WEEK?
485
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:11,809
I... I THOUGHT IT WAS A FLUKE.
486
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,037
BOY, IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN
WHILE I WAS DRIVING
487
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:16,614
AND MY OLD REFLEXES
WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH,
488
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:20,017
WELL, YOU MAY HAVE
SAVED MY LIFE, TOO,
LITTLE LADY.
489
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:21,651
[both exclaim]
490
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,320
[clears throat]
491
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,490
[both exclaim]
492
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,659
OK, DAD. THAT'S ENOUGH.
493
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,429
WELL, I GUESS IF YOUR DAD
CORROBORATES THE STORY,
494
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,331
THERE'S, UH, NO HARM DONE.
495
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,199
YEAH, BUT GET
THAT DEATHTRAP LOOKED AT.
496
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,235
FIRST THING IN
THE MORNING, OFFICER.
497
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:40,337
I'M SORRY TO HAVE CAUSED YOU
ALL THIS TROUBLE.
498
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,805
OH, THAT'S OK,
499
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,174
THE DONUTS MORE THAN
MADE UP FOR IT.
500
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,876
HERE'S SOMETHING
A LITTLE EXTRA.
501
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,144
[coins clinking]
502
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:51,849
GEE, DAD, THANKS FOR
MAKING UP THAT STORY
AND SAVING OUR HIDES.
503
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,817
WHAT STORY?
THE THING HAD ME
UP ON 2 WHEELS.
504
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:57,587
WELL, I GUESS
EVERYTHING'S GREAT THEN.
COME ON.
505
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:58,821
UH...
506
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:00,157
UH, WHAT?
507
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:02,425
I THINK YOU SHOULD
TELL YOUR FATHER THE TRUTH.
508
00:21:02,493 --> 00:21:03,961
ARE YOU NUTS?
I'M OFF THE HOOK.
509
00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,562
WHY WOULD I PUT
MYSELF THROUGH ALL...
510
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:07,130
DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN?
511
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,967
DAD, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
512
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,502
I STOLE THE CAR
WHILE YOU AND MOM
WERE SLEEPING.
513
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,571
I WAS DRIVING
WITHOUT A LICENSE
514
00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:16,573
AND WE WERE RUNNING
FROM THE POLICE.
515
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,375
SHE WAS DRIVING,
I SAW HER.
516
00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:21,611
NO, NO.
WE... WE TRADED PLACES
WHILE WE WERE DRIVING.
517
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,380
WOW, PRETTY NEAT.
518
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:29,419
DAD, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I LEARNED A VALUABLE
LESSON HERE TONIGHT.
519
00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:31,789
ACTUALLY QUITE A FEW LESSONS.
520
00:21:31,856 --> 00:21:33,123
LET'S SEE,
521
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,725
NEVER TO DRIVE
WITHOUT A DRIVERS LICENSE,
522
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,861
DON'T RUN FROM THE POLICE,
523
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,330
AND FINALLY
AND... AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
524
00:21:40,398 --> 00:21:43,233
DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE
AND NOT A RIGHT.
525
00:21:44,368 --> 00:21:47,004
THOSE ARE ALL
FINE LESSONS TO LEARN, SON.
526
00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:50,174
ONLY WISH YOU'D LEARNED THEM
15 YEARS EARLIER
LIKE MOST PEOPLE.
527
00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:52,609
YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PUNISH ME, DAD?
528
00:21:52,676 --> 00:21:55,112
WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO?
YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD.
529
00:21:55,179 --> 00:21:57,280
[chuckling] YEAH, I FORGOT.
530
00:21:57,348 --> 00:21:59,649
THANKS, DAD, I LOVE YOU.
UH, COME ON.
531
00:21:59,717 --> 00:22:02,452
ACTING LIKE LITTLE DADDY'S BOY
IN FRONT OF THE GIRL
532
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,387
IS HURTING
YOUR CHANCES OF SCORING.
533
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:05,722
THANKS, DAD.
534
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,590
[clearing throat]
535
00:22:07,658 --> 00:22:09,960
COME ON, KIDS,
GET IN THE CAR.
I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.
536
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,228
GREAT.
537
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:17,801
[engine starting]
538
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,206
(Jane) WATCH IT!
539
00:22:22,273 --> 00:22:23,941
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