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(Billy) LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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"EDWARD RUTLEDGE
OF SPRING VALLEY,
NEW YORK,
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WALKED BACKWARDS
FROM BROOKLYN
TO SAN FRANCISCO."
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BILLY, TURN TO THE GUY
WITH THE LONGEST FINGERNAILS.
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WHAT PAGE?
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GIVE ME THAT.
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HERE IT COMES.
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HERE IT COMES.
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OH! THERE IT IS!
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OH! GROSS! GROSS!
LOOK AT THAT!
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GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
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YOU THINK THAT'S DISGUSTING.
LISTEN TO THIS.
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"CHESTER WALCOTT,
THE HUMAN PRETZEL,
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"WAS ABLE TO WRAP
HIS ARMS AROUND HIS LEGS
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AND HIS LEGS
AROUND HIS HEAD."
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THAT'S SIMPLE, I CAN DO THAT.
I'M DOUBLE JOINTED.
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WATCH.
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I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THIS, MAN.
ME, NEITHER.
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HEY, GUYS.
(Billy)
IT'S GROSS!
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(Chris)
HEY, GUYS. IT'S EASY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
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HEY, HEY.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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[thuds]
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(Chris) HEY, COME BACK HERE.
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OH.
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[groaning]
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OK, I THINK I JUST
PULLED SOMETHING.
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THERE GOES THE OLD BACK.
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AND THERE GOES
THE OLD GROIN.
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[grunts]
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AH, I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD
FOR THIS KINDA CRAP.
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�[Stand by R. E. M. playing]
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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[birds chirping]
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[glass shattering]
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(Chris) DAMMIT!
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COMING SOON A BRAND NEW
PARKING LOT?
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THEY'RE GONNA TEAR DOWN
MY CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND.
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NO.
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NO!
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WHAT KIND OF STINKING,
NIHILISTIC WORLD
ARE WE LIVING IN?
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[wind howling]
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[kids laughing]
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(child)CHRIS, STOP IT!DON'T SHOVE!
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(Chris) HEY, I'M NEXT!
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STOP! STOP!
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[thuds]
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OH!
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OW! I THINK I BROKE MY LEG.
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OH.
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[chains rattling]
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(Chris)OH, LOOK AT THATCUTE LITTLE SQUIRREL.
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HEY, IT HAS SHAVING CREAMALL OVER IT'S MOUTH.
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(Gladys)CHRIS, GET AWAY FROM THAT.IT HAS RABIES!
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OW!
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[sirens wailing]
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NO! NOT ANOTHER GIANT NEEDLEIN THE STOMACH!
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OW!
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OH, MAN.
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NO.
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THEY'RE NOT GONNA
DO THIS TO ME.
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THIS IS MY PLAYGROUND,
DAMMIT!
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THIS IS PART OF MY HISTORY.
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PART OF ALL OF
GREENVILLE'S HISTORY.
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MY VERY PERSONALITY,
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HEART AND SOUL
HAD ITS GENESIS
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RIGHT HERE IN THIS
PLAYGROUND.
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THIS IS WHERE I LEARNED
ABOUT TOLERANCE,
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AND ABOUT SHARING,
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AND HOW TO CRUELLY
TEASE MY PEERS.
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I WAS SPAWNED
FROM THIS GOLDEN SOIL...
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[groans]
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WHICH NOW HAS
GLASS IN IT.
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AND
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WHAT ABOUT BILLY,
AND EDDIE,
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AND DANNY.
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HELP US, CHRIS!
HELP US!
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PROTECT OUR FUTURE!
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PLEASE, PLEASE!
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DON'T LET THEM
DEPRIVE US
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OF THE KIND OF
WONDERFUL MEMORIES YOU HAD!
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SAVE OUR PLAYGROUND!
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PLEASE, PLEASE!
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(boys)
HELP US, CHRIS!
HELP US!
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I WILL, BOYS. I WILL.
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(boys) HELP US!
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I WILL!
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(boys) HELP US!
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I WILL!
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(boys) HELP US!
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I SAID I WILL!
STOP NAGGING!
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I VOW
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THAT AS LONG AS I BREATHE
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THE FILTHY STAGNANT AIR
ON THIS PLANET,
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NOTHING SHALL COME BETWEEN ME
AND MY CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND.
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[thunder rumbling]
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[screaming]
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SO THEN THE ASSISTANT
TO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
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SENT ME TO THE GREENVILLE
LANDMARK SOCIETY
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AND THEN FROM THERE
I HAD TO GO TO
THE TOWN PLANNING COMMITTEE
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AND THEN AFTER THAT
TO THE PARKS
AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT
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AND FROM THERE
TO THE PET STORE.
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WHY'D YOU GO THERE?
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I WANTED TO LOOK
AT THE LITTLE DOGGIES.
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AND THEN, FINALLY,
THE CITY COUNCIL TOLD ME
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THERE JUST ISN'T
ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BUDGET
TO MAINTAIN THE PLAYGROUND.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
IT COSTS A LOUSY
$300 A MONTH,
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BY MY CALCULATIONS
ABOUT A GRAND A YEAR.
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ACTUALLY, $3,600 A YEAR.
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YEAH, EXACTLY. AND THEY CAN'T
FIND THE MONEY IN THE BUDGET
TO MAINTAIN IT.
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WELL, CHRIS, LET ME TELL YOU,
IN MY DAY,
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IF WE SAW SOMETHING
WE DIDN'T LIKE,
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WE'D RALLY TOGETHER
AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT.
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WE'D DEMONSTRATE
AGAINST THE FUZZ
AND BURN OUR DRAFT CARDS.
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DAD, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE TURBULENT 6O's.
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YOU GREW UP
DURING THE DEPRESSION.
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GLADYS, ONE OF THESE DAYS
WE GOT TO PUT OUR TIME-LIFE
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"MARCH THROUGH
THE DECADES" COLLECTION
IN THE PROPER ORDER.
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WILL YOU MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT?
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I JUST THINK IT'S TERRIBLE
THEY'RE TEARING DOWN
THAT OLD PLAYGROUND.
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GRANTED, FOR THE LAST
COUPLE OF YEARS
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IT'S BEEN NOTHING
BUT A RAT-INFESTED HAVEN
FOR DRUNKEN TEENAGERS
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AND A STOMPING GROUND
FOR DANGEROUS DRIFTERS,
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BUT EVERY QUAINT SMALL TOWN
NEEDS A PLACE LIKE THAT.
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EXACTLY, MOM.
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AND THAT'S WHY
I'M GONNA RAISE THE MONEY
TO SAVE THE PLAYGROUND.
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS
REAL NOBLE, SON
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WELL, THANKS, DAD.
HOW ABOUT SLIPPING ME
A COUPLE OF BUCKS
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AS A DONATION TOWARDS
SAVING THAT PLAYGROUND.
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[laughs] NO.
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WE'RE ELDERLY PEOPLE, CHRIS.
WE'RE ON A FIXED INCOME.
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WE DON'T HAVE
EXTRA MONEY AROUND
TO SQUANDER ON FRIVOLITIES.
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(Gladys) OH, BY THE WAY, DEAR,
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IF YOU'RE GOING
BY THE CIVIC CENTER,
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WOULD YOU PICK UP
OUR TICKETS
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TO THE JACK JONES CONCERT
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?
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OH, GREAT, MA. I GUESS
THAT'S NOT A FRIVOLITY, HUH?
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ARE YOU NUTS, BOY?
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WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT
JACK FREAKIN' JONES.
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OK. I'LL PICK UP
THE TICKETS.
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AND NOW,
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IT'S OFF TO SAVE
THE PLAYGROUND.
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(boys)
HELP US, CHRIS!
HELP US!
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I WILL!
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STOP IT!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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�[Money playing]
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� THE BEST THINGS IN LIFEARE FREE �
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� BUT YOU CAN KEEP 'EMFOR THE BIRDS AND BEES �
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� I WANT MONEY
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� YOUR LOVIN'GIVES ME A THRILL �
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� BUT YOUR LOVIN'WON'T PAY MY BILLS �
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� I NEED MONEY
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� MONEY DON'T GET EVERYTHINGIT'S TRUE �
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� WHAT IT DON'T GET,I CAN'T USE �
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� I WANT MONEY
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� IT'S WHAT I WANT
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� LOOK OUT
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� I WANT MONEY
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� THAT'S WHAT I WANT
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� LOTS OF MONEY
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LARRY!
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IT'S HORRIBLE. IT'S AWFUL.
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THEY'RE TEARING DOWN
OUR CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
AM I INTERRUPTING
SOMETHING HERE?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES.
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OH, THAT'S OK. YOU CAN
THANK ME LATER, LARRY.
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LARRY, DO YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE PLAYGROUND.
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AND NO ONE
IN THIS TOWN CARES.
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YOU MEAN THE PLACE
WHERE WE BECAME
BLOOD BROTHERS?
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LARRY, I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
TO GET THE TOWN
TO SAVE THIS PARK.
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NO ONE'S INTERESTED.
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THEY'RE ALL CAUGHT UP
IN THEIR OWN LITTLE
PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
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ALL THEY CARE ABOUT
IS BUYING THINGS
FOR THEMSELVES.
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CLOTHING, FOOD, MEDICINE.
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I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S THE "ME" DECADE.
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CHRIS, PEOPLE ARE JUST
BASICALLY APATHETIC.
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YOU NEED SOMETHING
TO GET THEIR ATTENTION.
YOU NEED A GIMMICK.
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YEAH.
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WHY DON'T YOU DRINK
A BOTTLE OF CLOROX,
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OR DRIVE YOUR CAR
OFF A CLIFF.
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I'D PAY TO SEE THAT.
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WHAT IF I BROKE
SOME WORLD'S RECORD?
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LARRY, THIS, IT'S PERFECT.
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THIS GUY BROKE
THE WORLD'S RECORD
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FOR HAVING STUFF STACKED
ON TOP OF HIM.
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2000 POUNDS. THAT'S A CINCH.
I CAN BREAK THAT.
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BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY USED TO
A LOT OF WEIGHT ON ME.
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SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP
AT NIGHT I USE
AN EXTRA BLANKET.
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IT'S PERFECT.
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WE'LL CHARGE PEOPLE
TO PUT STUFF ON TOP OF YOU.
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THEY'LL COME FROM MILES AROUND
TO LAY SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY
ON YOUR STOMACH.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PAL,
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YOU MIGHT JUST SAVE
THIS PARK AFTER ALL.
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AND WHO KNOWS, THEY MIGHT
EVEN ERECT A STATUE
IN YOUR HONOR.
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(children)
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THANK YOU.
233
00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,625
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THANK YOU.
234
00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:56,460
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THANK YOU.
235
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,629
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THANK YOU.
236
00:09:58,696 --> 00:10:00,631
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THANK YOU.
237
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,542
WELL, YOU'RE IN
PERFECT HEALTH
238
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,912
FOR A GUY WHO'S
PROBABLY GONNA DIE
THIS AFTERNOON.
239
00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:17,047
MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S OK
AND EVERYTHING?
240
00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:19,350
I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK
TO CHECK THAT.
241
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:21,251
ARE YOU READY, BUDDY?
YEAH.
242
00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:23,788
OK. LET'S GET STARTED
SO WE CAN BUILD A CROWD HERE.
ASSUME THE POSITION.
243
00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:26,655
DOC, DO YOU WANT TO
GIVE ME A HAND OVER HERE?
MMM-HMM.
244
00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,161
OK. BRING IT ON.
245
00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:32,262
OK.
246
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,364
HERE WE GO.
247
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,364
AH.
248
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,167
AND NOW,
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
249
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:39,170
I'D LIKE TO BE THE FIRST
TO PLACE AN ITEM
ON TOP OF YOU.
250
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,938
HERE'S MY MONEY.
251
00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,840
AND A FOLDING CHAIR
252
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:46,310
WEIGHING 3.5 POUNDS.
253
00:10:49,848 --> 00:10:51,315
[screaming]
254
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,218
GOD! GET IT OFF!
I QUIT! I QUIT!
255
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:56,187
I QUIT!
WAIT.
256
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,587
OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
257
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,256
[sighing]
258
00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:00,491
OK, THAT'S FINE.
259
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,759
YEAH, I GUESS
IT'S ALL A MATTER
260
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,560
OF JUST DISTRIBUTING
THE WEIGHT PROPERLY.
261
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,129
THIS... THIS IS GONNA BE
A CINCH.
262
00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,797
(Sharon) OH, BOYS.
263
00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:16,741
A REFRIGERATOR?
264
00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:18,609
NOT JUST A REFRIGERATOR.
265
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,417
OH, MY DEAR, SWEET GOD.
266
00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,658
[creaking]
267
00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:38,262
[Chris moaning]
268
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,568
(Larry)
DR. KRAMER, I DON'T THINK
CHRIS LOOKS TOO GOOD.
269
00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:45,603
HE LOOKS OK TO ME.
270
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,572
[birds chirping]
271
00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:50,775
I JUST WOULDN'T GIVE HIM
ANYMORE TOMATO JUICE.
272
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,776
AH, LARRY,
IT'S VERY ACIDIC.
273
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,646
WIPE MY MOUTH OFF,
WILL YOU?
I'M DRIBBLING.
274
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,348
I DO WANT TO WARN
YOU BOYS AGAIN THOUGH.
275
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:01,051
OH, GOD!
276
00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:02,999
THIS IS A VERY
FOOLISH VENTURE
277
00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:05,155
AND I CAN'T CONDONE
ANY PART OF IT.
278
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:08,125
THE NEXT ITEM
THAT GOES ON THIS PILE
MIGHT VERY WELL KILL HIM.
279
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:10,461
SO ARE YOU SAYING
WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP?
280
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,664
HMM. THAT'S A HARD CALL.
281
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,500
IT WOULD BE A SHAME
TO QUIT AFTER YOU'VE
COME SO FAR.
282
00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:18,536
QUIT? NOBODY'S QUITTING.
283
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,938
I'M NOT LEAVING HERE
UNTIL I SAVE THIS PLAYGROUND.
284
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,306
[crowd applauding]
285
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:25,108
(man)
YEAH. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
286
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,277
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU ALL VERY, VERY MUCH.
287
00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:29,013
CHRIS, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.
288
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,448
THEY'RE APPLAUDING
BEN SPANGLER.
289
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:33,383
HE'S COMING IN
WITH A HUGE TRACTOR TIRE.
290
00:12:33,451 --> 00:12:35,085
[crowd cheering]
291
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,322
[sighing]
292
00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:39,557
YEAH.
293
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,594
[Chris groaning]
294
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:51,168
AND SO I PROUDLY PLACE
295
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:56,307
THIS 373 POUND TRACTOR TIRE
296
00:12:56,374 --> 00:12:58,742
ON TOP OF
THE PILE OF DEATH.
297
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,080
LARRY, DID WE CHANGE
THE NAME OF THIS EVENT?
298
00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:06,217
UH, I THINK THAT'S WHAT
THE TOWNSPEOPLE HAVE
AFFECTIONATELY DUBBED IT.
299
00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:10,688
(crowd)
PILE IT ON! PILE IT ON!
PILE IT ON! PILE IT ON!
300
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,890
CHRIS, LISTEN TO THAT.
THAT'S ALL FOR YOU, BUDDY.
301
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:17,295
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL TO HAVE
THIS TOWN BEHIND YOU,
SUPPORTING YOU ALL THE WAY?
302
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,562
SQUASH HIM!
303
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,032
(Chris) OH!
304
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,234
[groaning]
305
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:26,069
[crowd applauding]
306
00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:29,540
LARRY.
307
00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:32,176
LARRY, MY... MY WORSE FEAR
HAS BEEN REALIZED,
308
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,678
MY KNEE ITCHES.
309
00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:36,347
WELL, SCRATCH IT.
310
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,816
I CAN'T REACH IT.
311
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,851
DR. KRAMER,
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
312
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:42,752
WELL, I COULD GO IN THERE
WITH A COAT HANGER
313
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,455
AND TRY TO SCRATCH IT
FOR HIM.
314
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:46,189
BUT IT MIGHT KILL HIM.
315
00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:48,225
LARRY, I'VE GOT TO
TAKE THAT CHANCE.
316
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:50,660
THERE'S A CHILDREN'S
PLAYGROUND AT STAKE HERE.
317
00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:52,496
GO AHEAD, SIGN THE PAPERS.
318
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:41,211
OH! OH! OH!
319
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,580
OH, YOU GOT IT!
320
00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:44,548
[crowd applauding]
OH, THAT'S IT! RIGHT THERE!
321
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,250
OH, THAT FEELS
SO MUCH BETTER.
322
00:14:47,318 --> 00:14:49,553
YOU DID IT, DOC.
YOU DID IT.
323
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,724
WE'RE NOT OUT
OF THE WOODS, YET.
324
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:56,427
I STILL HAVE TO GET
THE HANGER OUT.
325
00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:01,465
[screaming]
326
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,401
OH, SORRY, FALSE ALARM.
327
00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:05,502
I'M OK.
328
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,640
[crowd exclaiming]
329
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,575
PUSH IT UP, UP, UP.
PUSH IT, PUSH IT.
330
00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:12,943
A LITTLE HARDER,
A LITTLE HARDER
331
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,245
(Pipp) PETERSON.
332
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,747
IS THERE
A CHRIS PETERSON HERE?
333
00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:18,315
HERE. DOWN HERE. HEY.
334
00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:19,383
AH.
335
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,586
MY NAME IS HAROLD PIPP.
336
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,889
REPRESENTATIVE OF
THE BIG BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
337
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,892
[clearing throat]
338
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,195
WE WERE NOTIFIED
THAT YOU WERE EMBARKING
339
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,030
ON SOME SORT
OF SILLY FRIPPYDAM
340
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,899
IN AN ATTEMPT
TO GAIN ENTRY
INTO OUR PUBLICATION.
341
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:38,302
UH, YES, SIR,
AND TO RAISE MONEY TO SAVE
OUR CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND.
342
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,703
[clears throat] YES, WELL...
343
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,872
WHAT SORT OF RECORD
WERE YOU GOING FOR, LADDIE?
344
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,807
WELL, I'M TRYING TO BREAK
THE WORLD'S RECORD
345
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,742
FOR HAVING STUFF
STACKED ON TOP OF ME.
346
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,645
[laughs]
347
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:49,547
WE HAVE NO SUCH RECORD
IN OUR BOOK.
348
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,547
WELL, YOU SURE DO.
349
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,349
THERE'S A PICTURE
RIGHT HERE ON PAGE 93.
350
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,951
OH, I DON'T NEED
TO SEE THE BOOK, LADDIE,
351
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:55,719
I KNOW IT BY HEART.
352
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:56,786
AND PAGE 93
353
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:58,488
RECOUNTS A DREADFUL INCIDENT
354
00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:00,591
WHICH YOU HAVE
OBVIOUSLY MISREAD.
355
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:03,627
IN 19 HUNDRED AND 43,
356
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:06,930
A GENTLEMEN BY THE NAME
OF MALCOM KENT
357
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,666
ATTEMPTED TO BREAK
THE WORLD'S RECORD
358
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,401
FOR PILE STACKING.
359
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:12,569
(Pipp) TRAGICALLY,
360
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:15,406
AS MALCOLM WAS HOISTING
A COAL FURNACE ON TOP,
361
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,007
(Pipp) THE PILE COLLAPSED,
362
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:18,575
AND MR. KENT WAS TRAPPED
363
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:21,111
UNDERNEATH THIS 2000 POUNDS
364
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:23,146
FORCING HIS INTERNAL ORGANS
365
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:27,184
OUT THROUGH HIS CAKE HOLE
LIKE SO MUCH TOOTH POLISH
366
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,986
AND SENDING HIM OFF
TO MEET HIS MAKER.
367
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,155
YOU SEE, BOYS,
WHAT YOU HAVE THERE
368
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:33,123
IS A PICTURE OF THE CARNAGE
AFTERWARDS,
369
00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:35,158
NOT THE ACTUAL EVENT.
370
00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:37,160
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
371
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,597
YOU DON'T SERIOUSLY THINK
372
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:44,601
WE WOULD CONDONE
SUCH INANE PIPOPERY
AS THIS, DO YOU?
373
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:46,002
WHY, A LAD
COULD GET KILLED.
374
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,505
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL HIM.
375
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,941
GUESS IF YOU DON'T SOUND
LIKE THE BEATLES NOWADAYS,
376
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,442
NO ONE LISTENS TO YOU.
377
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:56,112
YES, WELL, I'M OFF
TO FIND A NICE PUB.
378
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,482
A POT OF TEA,
JAM TART, AND, UH,
379
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:00,398
FIDDYPOPS.
380
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:06,524
GEE, CHRIS,
381
00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:08,859
YOU REALLY BLEW THIS
WORLD RECORD THING, HUH?
382
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,160
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
383
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:11,628
BUT THE MORE
IMPORTANT THING IS
384
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,031
I'M GONNA SAVE THIS PLAYGROUND
FOR YOU LITTLE TYKES.
385
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,266
PLAYGROUND?
WHO NEEDS A PLAYGROUND?
386
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:20,104
WE JUST SIT AT HOME,
DRINK DR. PEPPER,
AND WATCH MTV.
387
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,872
BOYS, WOULD YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE
388
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,041
WITH MY THOUGHTS
FOR A WHILE, PLEASE?
389
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,311
LARRY,
390
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,660
LET'S JUST COUNT UP THE CASH
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
391
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,649
[all exclaiming]
NO! NO!
392
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,085
SORRY FOLKS. I DID MY BEST.
393
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:37,320
UH, CHRIS,
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
394
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,257
WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT
OF THE $3600
THAT WE NEEDED.
395
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,358
WELL, HOW SHORT?
396
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:44,028
WELL, ACTUALLY, UH,
WE ONLY HAVE $192 DOLLARS.
397
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,729
WELL, LARRY,
DID YOU COUNT IT RIGHT?
398
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:46,718
I COULD COUNT IT AGAIN.
399
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,066
BUT I DON'T THINK
I MISSED $3000.
400
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,214
LARRY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
401
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:51,902
WHAT KIND OF
AN ACCOUNTANT ARE YOU?
402
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,771
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE
CHARGED A DOLLAR A POUND
403
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,772
INSTEAD OF A DOLLAR AN ITEM.
404
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,708
WHO WOULD HAVE
EVER THOUGHT
THE TWO OF YOU
405
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,876
COULD HAVE SCREWED UP
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
406
00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:01,712
I AM SHOCKED.
407
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:02,819
CHRIS, RELAX.
408
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,315
I'LL EXPLAIN IT
TO THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
409
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:06,383
THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS
AND NEIGHBORS.
THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.
410
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:09,411
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
411
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,389
WE MEANT TO CHARGE
BY THE POUND
INSTEAD OF BY THE ITEM.
412
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:15,492
FOR INSTANCE, UH,
BEN SPANGLER, YOU OWE, UH,
413
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:17,227
$372 MORE.
414
00:18:17,995 --> 00:18:19,230
GO TO HELL.
415
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,031
NO WAY!
TAKE A HIKE, PAL.
416
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,966
(girl ?1)
KILL HIM!
(girl ?2)
HE'S A WITCH.
417
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:25,736
LARRY, I FAILED.
I FAILED.
418
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,905
OH, I FAILED.
419
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,039
[sighs]
420
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,442
NOW, HOLD ON.
I HEARD THAT.
421
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:34,344
LET'S YOU AND I HAVE
A LITTLE HEART TO HEART,
YOUNG MAN.
422
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,015
I HOPE I DIDN'T SCREW UP
YOUR LITTLE DEATH PILE HERE.
423
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,584
OH, WHO CARES.
424
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,620
THAT'S NO KIND
OF ATTITUDE TO HAVE.
425
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:44,888
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
426
00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:47,124
I KNOW YOU TRIED
TO SAVE THE PLAYGROUND,
427
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,292
BUT YOU DIDN'T.
SO WHAT?
428
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,395
AND YOU SCREWED UP
THAT WORLD'S RECORD DEAL.
429
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:52,496
SO WHAT?
430
00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:54,698
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT YOU TRIED.
431
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,233
YOU GAVE IT YOUR ALL.
432
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,403
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD
WOULD DO THAT ANYMORE.
433
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,137
IT'S SOMETHIN' TO BE PROUD OF.
434
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,373
I'M PROUD OF YOU
AND I LOVE YOU, SON.
435
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:04,408
[chuckles]
436
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,743
THANKS, DAD.
GOSH, I FEEL
A LOT BETTER NOW.
437
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,045
I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
438
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,152
NOW, DO YOU HAVE
THOSE JACK JONES TICKETS?
439
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:12,650
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD
TO THAT CONCERT ALL WEEK.
440
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:14,451
[laughing] YEAH, I DO.
441
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:15,852
BUT THE FUNNY THING IS
442
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,421
THEY'RE IN MY PANTS POCKET,
443
00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:19,089
AND THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN GET TO THEM.
444
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,357
[Chris laughing]
445
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,158
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
446
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,928
[car honking]
HEY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
447
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,863
IT'S JACK JONES.
448
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,332
OH, HOLD ME, FRED,
I MIGHT FAINT.
449
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,367
(Jack)
WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON AROUND HERE?
450
00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:34,137
I'VE BEEN STUCK IN TRAFFIC
FOR 20 MINUTES.
451
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:36,173
WHAT'S EVERYBODY
DOING DOWN HERE
AT THE TOWN DUMP?
452
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,240
WELL, SIR,
WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE
OUR LOCAL PLAYGROUND
453
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,777
FROM THE WRECKING BALL.
454
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,779
GEE, MR. JONES,
ARE YOU HERE
455
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,215
BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT
THIS PLAYGROUND?
456
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,683
I DON'T KNOW.
457
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,785
WELL, YOU'RE NOT AGAINST
THE PLAYGROUND, ARE YOU?
458
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,954
WHY WOULD I BE
AGAINST A PLAYGROUND?
459
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:53,790
OH, THIS SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE A BONAFIDE ENDORSEMENT
460
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,926
BY A MAJOR ENTERTAINER.
461
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,829
HERE'S ALL THE MONEY I GOT.
462
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,033
[crowd chattering]
463
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,535
MR. JONES, YOU KNOW HOW
YOU COULD REALLY HELP US?
464
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,204
IF YOU'D SING A SONG.
465
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:08,939
THEN WILL YOU MOVE
THOSE DAMN CARS?
SURE.
466
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,241
LET ME HAVE
MY CHARITY EVENT MICROPHONE.
467
00:20:11,909 --> 00:20:13,543
[crowd applauding]
468
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:16,746
� CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE
469
00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:19,516
� CALL ME UNRELIABLE
470
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,086
� THROW IN UNDEPENDABLE TOO
471
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:29,460
� DO MY FOOLISH ALIBIS
BORE YOU? �
472
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,695
� WELL, I'M NOT TOO CLEVER
473
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,798
� I JUST ADORE YOU
474
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,301
� CALL ME UNPREDICTABLE
475
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,803
� TELL ME I'M IMPRACTICAL
476
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:44,274
[groaning]
� RAINBOWS I'M INCLINED
TO PURSUE �
477
00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:47,144
� CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE
478
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,613
� YES, I'M UNRELIABLE
479
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:53,450
� BUT IT'S UNDENIABLY TRUE
480
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,186
�[scatting]
481
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:03,660
� I'M IRRESPONSIBLY MAD
482
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:07,130
� FOR YOU
483
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,201
[crowd whistling]
484
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,736
[crowd cheering]
485
00:21:13,804 --> 00:21:15,438
[Chris groans]
486
00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:18,776
(Larry) CHRIS, WE DID IT!
487
00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:20,778
WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO SAVE THE PARK.
488
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:22,012
[groaning]
489
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:23,313
(Pipp) JUST A MOMENT.
490
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:25,181
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.
491
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:26,249
OH, GREAT.
492
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,519
NOW WE GOT THE MAN
FROM THE AVENGERS.
493
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,520
IT SEEMS
494
00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:34,557
THAT A WORLD'S RECORD
HAS BEEN SET AFTER ALL.
495
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,059
[crowd applauding]
496
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,094
OH, GREAT.
497
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,729
YOU MEAN I DID IT?
498
00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:39,997
WELL, NOT EXACTLY. NO.
499
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,399
THE RECORD GOES
TO MR. JACK JONES.
500
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:44,101
THE ONLY SINGER
501
00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:46,369
EVER TO PERFORM
ATOP A PILE OF RUBBISH
502
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,772
STACKED ATOP
A RATHER SILLY MAN.
503
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:51,308
I-I-IT'S A BIT QUIRKY,
504
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,844
AND PERHAPS I'VE HAD
A FEW TOO MANY RUM TOOTIES,
505
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,712
BUT AT THIS LATE HOUR
IT WILL HAVE TO DO.
506
00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:58,449
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. JONES.
507
00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:00,050
THANK YOU ALL.
508
00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:02,919
[crowd chattering]
509
00:22:04,422 --> 00:22:07,223
HEY, MOM, DAD,
WHERE'S EVERYONE GOIN'?
510
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,659
[sighing]
511
00:22:11,061 --> 00:22:12,061
HEY.
512
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,331
[creaking]
513
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:17,901
TREASURE ISLAND.
514
00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:19,803
[creaking]
515
00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:23,072
OH, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, NO!
516
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:26,143
[rumbling] NO!
517
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:29,113
(Chris)AH, I'M REALLY GETTIN'TOO OLD FOR THIS KINDA CRAP.37057
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