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�[Stand by R.E.M. playing]
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� NOW FACE NORTH
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� THINK ABOUT DIRECTION
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� NOW STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU WORK �
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� NOW FACE WEST
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� THINK ABOUT THE PLACEWHERE YOU LIVE �
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� WONDER WHYYOU HAVEN'T BEFORE �
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� STAND IN THE PLACEWHERE YOU ARE �
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� SO STAND
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SO, I DON'T KNOW.
MY KIDS, THEY DO
THE DARNDEST THINGS.
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I GO UPSTAIRS LAST NIGHT
AND THERE'S TOMMY
UP THERE, RIGHT?
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HE'S GOT ON
BETTY'S HIGH HEELS.
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SO, I LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.
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HE'S GOT ON LIPSTICK
AND MASCARA.
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[Ted and Betty laughing]
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THESE KIDS,
THEY DO THE CUTEST,
CRAZIEST THINGS.
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YOUR KIDS DO
THAT KIND OF STUFF, RIGHT?
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WELL...
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YEAH, I THINK ONCE
BOBBY PUT ON ONE OF
MY SOCKS BY MISTAKE.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU SEE THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SAME KIND OF THING.
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OH, CRAP.
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CHARLEEN, YOU LISTEN
TO YOUR BIG SISTER.
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LEAVING THAT BONE-HEAD MORGAN
WAS THE WAS THE SMARTEST THING
YOU EVER DID.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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HE JUST GOT
TO BE A SNOOZE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE HE DID
ANYTHING WRONG,
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I JUST DON'T THINK
WE'RE COMPATIBLE.
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WELL, OF COURSE HE DID
SOMETHING WRONG.
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YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS YET.
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BUT I GUARANTEE
HE DID SOMETHING BECAUSE
THAT'S THE WAY MEN ARE.
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AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
YOU JUST READ THAT BOOK,
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SMART WOMEN,ALL MEN ARE STUPID BASTARDS.
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OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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[doorbell ringing]
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HI, SHARON.
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HEY, NICE DRESS.
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I THINK I SAW THAT ONE ON
THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK.
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THEY SOLD ABOUT
400 OF THEM IN A MINUTE.
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CHRIS, LET ME PUT THIS
JUST AS DELICATELY AS
I POSSIBLY CAN.
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LARRY AND I ARE
HAVING A DINNER PARTY.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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OH, JEEZ.
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[whispering] SORRY.
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[grunting]
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HI FOLKS, SORRY I'M LATE.
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[grunting]
I HAD A LITTLE
TROUBLE GETTING BY
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CHECKPOINT CHARLIE.
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SHARON, AREN'T YOU
GONNA INTRODUCE ME?
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TED, BETTY, AN IDIOT.
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PLEASE EXCUSE HER,
SHE'S STINKING DRUNK.
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HI, I'M CHRIS PETERSON
AND YOU ARE...
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HIGGINS, AREN'T YOU?
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YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE ON MY ROUTE.
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AND, HEY, YOU OWE
ME FOR 3 WEEKS.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT ONE TO BRING UP
BUSINESS AT A SOCIAL GATHERING
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BUT I WOULD HATE TO SEE
THAT SHOW UP ON YOUR
CREDIT REPORT, PAL.
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HELLO.
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WHO IS THIS RAVISHING,
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EXQUISITE,
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COMBINATION OF
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STUFF?
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THIS IS SHARON'S SISTER,
CHARLEEN.
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LARRY, THAT IS THE MOST VILE,
DISGUSTING, FILTHY JOKE
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I'VE EVER HEARD
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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CHRIS, I AM GOING
TO COUNT TO 10 AND...
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SHARON, THAT
MAY HAVE IMPRESSED PEOPLE
WHEN YOU WERE 3,
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BUT I THINK THIS IS A LITTLE
MORE SOPHISTICATED CROWD HERE.
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SO, CHARLEEN,
HOW LONG ARE YOU
GOING TO BE IN TOWN FOR?
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CHRIS, DON'T I HEAR
YOUR MOTHER CALLING?
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CHRIS LIVES WITH
HIS PARENTS, CHARLEEN.
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WHICH ISN'T TOO SURPRISING
CONSIDERING HE IS
A 30 YEAR-OLD PAPERBOY.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK WHAT
YOU'RE SISTER'S TRYING TO DO
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IS MAKE ME LOOK LIKE
AN IDIOT.
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BUT DON'T JUDGE ME
UNTIL YOU KNOW THE FACTS.
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THE TRUTH IS,
I'M HEAD PAPERBOY
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AND I DO NOT LIVE
WITH MY PARENTS.
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I LIVE IN VERY COOL
BACHELOR PAD,
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WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE
OVER MY PARENTS' GARAGE.
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THERE, NOW I THINK I MADE
YOUR SISTER LOOK
RATHER FOOLISH, DIDN'T I?
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WOULD SOMEONE
BESIDES HIM PLEASE TALK?
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DID ANYBODY HEAR THAT
NEW GEORGE WINSTON C.D.?
IT'S, IT'S GREAT...
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[all murmuring]
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SO, ANYWAY,
I HAD THE WEIRDEST
DREAM LAST NIGHT.
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I'M IN THE SUPERMARKET
IN BRAZIL,
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AND I'M IN THE
FROZEN FOOD SECTION.
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AND FOR SOME REASON,
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THE FROZEN TURKEYS
ARE ON SALE.
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THESE AREN'T JUST
THE GENERIC FROZEN TURKEYS,
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THESE ARE THE REAL ONES,
THESE ARE THE BUTTERBALLS.
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CHRIS, MAYBE THIS COULD WAIT?
BA, BA, BA, BA.
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SO, I SQUEEZE ONE
OF THEM TO FIND OUT
IF ITS FRESH OR NOT,
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AND SUDDENLY ANOTHER ONE
POPS UP AND STARTS
CHASING ME DOWN THE AISLE.
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WHICH IS PRETTY ODD, YOU KNOW,
TO HAVE A TURKEY WITH A KNIFE
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CHASING YOU DOWN THE AISLE.
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YOU KNOW, BECAUSE USUALLY
WE ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
CUTTING UP THE TURKEYS.
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AND THAT'S JUST
THE FIRST LEVEL.
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SO, I RUN PAST
THE SOUP SECTION OVER
TO THE GUN DEPARTMENT.
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[Ted sighing]
SO I'M PUKING AND
PUKING UP LIVE FISH.
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AND SOME OF THE FISH
ARE TRYING TO SWIM BACK
UP STREAM BACK INTO MY MOUTH.
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[sighing]
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OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?
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BUT WAIT, YOU... YOU
HAVEN'T EVEN HAD DINNER YET.
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YEAH, WE HAVE
A WONDERFUL TROUT.
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[exclaiming]
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WELL THAT'S OK,
THAT JUST MEANS
THERE'S MORE FOR US.
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MY DREAMS ALWAYS
REALLY MAKE ME HUNGRY.
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HEY, FOLKS, DON'T
FORGET THAT MONEY.
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I'LL BE BY YOUR
HOUSE TOMORROW.
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[dog barking] DEADBEATS.
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BOY, THEY CERTAINLY
WERE AN EXCITING PAIR.
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I THINK WE'RE MUCH
BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
CHARLEEN, HONEY.
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[dog barking]
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[crickets chirping]
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COME ON, SHARON,
HE'S NOT A BAD GUY.
HE'S LONELY.
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OK, HE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP
WITH HIS SOCIAL SKILLS.
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REALLY, GUYS,
IT WASN'T SO BAD.
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IT WAS KIND OF LIKE
SPENDING AN EVENING
WITH DAFFY DUCK.
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IF YOUR STUPID FRIEND
COMES ANYWHERE NEAR
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MY POOR VULNERABLE
SISTER AGAIN,
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I WILL KILL HIM AND YOU,
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DRAG YOUR LIFELESS BODIES
TO A REMOTE WOODED AREA,
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AND THEN BURY YOU BOTH
IN SHALLOW GRAVES.
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HONEY, SHE'S PROBABLY
NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
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HEY KIDS, HI.
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WE'VE GOT A
LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
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CHARLEEN AND I HAVE
A DATE TOMORROW.
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OK, HERE WE GO.
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HERE'S POPCORN FOR LARRY,
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RED VINES FOR CHARLEEN.
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AND, SHARON,
HERE'S YOUR NACHOS
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WITH MUSTARD,
HOT FUDGE SAUCE,
AND EXTRA BUTTER.
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I ASKED
FOR RAISONETTES, CHRIS.
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OH, I'M SORRY YOU MUST HAVE
SLURRED YOUR SPEECH.
I DIDN'T QUITE CATCH THAT.
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LARRY, ISN'T CHARLEEN
JUST THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN
YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE?
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I MEAN, WAS SHARON JUST
KEEPING HER UNDER WRAPS
UNTIL YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED?
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AND THEN WENT YOU
FINALLY MET HER,
DIDN'T YOU WANT
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TO JUST BLOW YOUR BRAINS
OUT OR SOMETHING?
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[Charlene sighing]
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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT.
IT'S SO RUDE.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF
OTHER SEATS IN THE THEATER.
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YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
LET ME SHOW YOU
A LITTLE TRICK
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THAT GOES BACK
TO QUEEN VICTORIA.
WATCH THIS.
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[clears throat]
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[heaving]
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[gasping]
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OOH, GOD, I FEEL SICK.
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[heaving]
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THERE, JUST A LITTLE
INSURANCE POLICY
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TO MAKE SURE
WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE
INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBORS.
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HE'S CHARMING, ISN'T HE?
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WELL, I DO HAVE AN
UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW NOW.
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[sighing]
CHARLEEN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
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YOU CAN'T SEE
WHAT AN IDIOT THIS GUY IS.
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SHH.
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PLEASE, THE NEWSREEL'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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[man speaking French onscreen]
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[woman speaking Frenchonscreen]
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HEY, SOUND, SOUND.
CHECK YOUR SPEED,
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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[all hushing]
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CHRIS, IT'S A FRENCH
MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES.
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WELL LARRY,
THEY'RE JUST TALKING
BABY TALK UP THERE.
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[speaking gibberish]
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WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE,
LET'S ALL TALK BABY TALK,OR SOMETHING?
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SIR, COULD YOU PLEASE
TALK YOUR FEET DOWN
AND BE QUIET?
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OH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. ADOLPH EICHMANN.
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I HAPPEN TO HAVE TO SIT
THIS WAY FOR MEDICAL REASONS.
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AT HOME I USE NOTHING
BUT A CONTOUR CHAIR AND
THERE ARE NONE PROVIDED HERE,
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HENCE MY RECLINING DEMEANOR.
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YOU'RE OUT OF HERE, WISEASS.
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COME ON.
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HEY, WHAT THE...
HEY, HEY!
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[Chris screaming]
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THEY'RE BEATING
THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
SHOULDN'T WE HELP HIM?
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NO.
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SHARON, WILL YOU
GET OVER IT ALREADY?
THEY JUST HAD ONE DATE.
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IT WAS JUST THAT
HE WAS WITH HER,
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BREATHING THE
SAME GENERAL AIR,
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GETTING HIS DISGUSTING
CHRIS MICROBES ALL OVER HER.
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I KNOW,
BUT YOU SAW WHAT
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
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HE DIDN'T MAKE
A GREAT IMPRESSION.
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THEY'LL PROBABLY NEVER
SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, SHARON?
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[sighing]
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I'M SORRY,
WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU HOME
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AND THE BED IN THE GUEST ROOM
IS A SINGLE.
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CHARLEEN, SHARON'S THE ONE
WHO SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING.
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SHE JUST SCREAMED OVER THE
PART WHERE JACK KLUGMAN TELLS
THE RESULTS OF THE AUTOPSY.
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[T.V. playing]
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CHARLEEN, OUT.
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LARRY, BURN THE BED.
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OK, SHARON, BUT I WARN YOU.
I'M NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS.
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CHRIS, STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
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CHARLEEN, OUT.
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LARRY, BURN THE BED.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE SO UPSET ABOUT.
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YOUR SISTER SAID IT WAS OK.
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IN FACT SHE SAID
IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO
INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.
THAT WOULD BE DISTASTEFUL.
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I'M GOING TO WASH
MY EYES OUT WITH SOAP.
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[T.V. continues playing]
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AH, LARRY, LARRY.
216
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:32,795
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING
US A FEW MOMENTS?
WE'D LIKE TO CUDDLE.
217
00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:43,040
MOM, DAD.
218
00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:46,376
I THINK I'VE JUST MET
THE ONE I WANNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
219
00:10:46,444 --> 00:10:49,847
OH, NO,
HE'S FOUND ANOTHER STRAY DOG.
220
00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:52,282
NO, DAD. FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
IT'S A WOMAN.
221
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,185
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
222
00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:57,955
AND WHO KNOWS,
WE MIGHT EVEN GET MARRIED.
223
00:10:58,023 --> 00:11:00,892
WELL, GETTING MARRIED IS
A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, DEAR.
224
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,259
I KNOW, MA.
225
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:04,095
AND I KNOW THAT IF
IT EVER COMES TO THAT
226
00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:06,330
MY LIFESTYLE WOULD
PROBABLY HAVE TO CHANGE.
227
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:09,666
FOR INSTANCE, I'D PROBABLY
HAVE TO TAKE ON ANOTHER
STREET ON MY ROUTE.
228
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,403
WELL, CHRIS,
IF YOU DO WIND UP
GETTING MARRIED,
229
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,405
AND YOU NEED A LITTLE
EXTRA HELP GETTING STARTED,
JUST REMEMBER,
230
00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,508
AND THIS COMES RIGHT
FROM THE HEART, SON,
231
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,111
WE'RE ON A FIXED INCOME.
232
00:11:20,145 --> 00:11:24,515
YOU KNOW, I KNOW THE TWO
OF YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M
JUST CHILDLY INFATUATED,
233
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,185
BUT I'VE HONESTLY NEVER FELT
THIS WAY ABOUT A PERSON
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
234
00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:31,222
AND BESIDES,
THE SEX IS INCREDIBLE.
235
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,591
CHRIS, WE'RE VERY
GRATEFUL AND FLATTERED
236
00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:36,394
THAT YOU FEEL CLOSE ENOUGH
TO SHARE THIS WITH US.
237
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:39,330
AND THAT WE'RE CLOSE ENOUGH
TO TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS,
238
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:40,531
BUT LET'S NOT.
239
00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,700
EVER.
240
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,668
THAT'S RIGHT, SON,
WE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE
241
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,671
THAT KIND OF FILTH TALK
IN OUR HOUSE.
242
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,440
I LOVE YOU, GUYS.
243
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,214
GOOD MORNING, LARRY.
244
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,048
GOOD MORNING, SIS.
245
00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:00,584
GOD, HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOCK ANYMORE.
246
00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:03,321
WELL, WHY SHOULD I KNOCK?
WE'RE PRACTICALLY FAMILY.
247
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:06,490
AND YOU KNOW IN MY FAMILY,
WHEN SOMEBODY COMES
IN THE DOOR,
248
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:07,858
WE HUG.
249
00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:15,265
UH-HUH.
250
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:18,635
OH, OH.
251
00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:22,406
THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.
THINK OF SOMETHING NICE.
252
00:12:22,473 --> 00:12:24,809
KITTENS, A GRASSY FIELD,
253
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:26,010
FLOWERS.
254
00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:28,913
THERE, ISN'T THAT BETTER?
255
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,381
NOW, WHERE'S CHARLEEN?
256
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:32,682
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER
TO THE MALL AND THEN
257
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,118
[chuckling] THEN...
258
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:37,955
CHARLEEN MOVED TO CHINA,
259
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,624
GOT HIT BY A TRUCK,
AND WAS CREMATED.
260
00:12:40,692 --> 00:12:41,725
I SEE.
261
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,873
SO IN YOUR OWN COLORFUL WAY
YOU'RE TELLING ME
262
00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:45,529
THAT CHARLEEN IS
UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW,
263
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:48,199
MAKING HERSELF PRETTY FOR ME.
264
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,801
THAT'S FINE. I'LL JUST
MAKE MYSELF AT HOME
AND WAIT RIGHT HERE.
265
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,270
[grunting]
266
00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:53,804
[sighing] OH, BOY,
267
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:56,574
WE ARE GONNA MAKE
A GREAT FAMILY.
268
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,209
BY THE WAY, TURKEYWISE,
I'M A DARK MEAT MAN.
269
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:03,314
AND AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME
I'M A 28 WAIST AND
ABOUT A 40 INSEAM.
270
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:07,218
AND AT YOM KIPPUR YOU'RE
ALL INVITED OVER TO MY PLACE
FOR A BIG BLOW OUT OF A FAST.
271
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,487
YOU KNOW I'M
STARTING TO UNDERSTAND
272
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:13,925
WHY THERE ARE SO MANY
SUICIDES ON THE HOLIDAYS.
273
00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:18,462
YOU KNOW, SHARON,
I'M STARTING TO SENSE
A LITTLE SARCASM FROM YOU.
274
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:23,000
NOW I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I AM HAVING THE RELATIONSHIP
OF MY LIFE WITH YOUR SISTER.
275
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,103
AND THAT'S VERY MOVING TO ME.
276
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:29,473
FOR INSTANCE, THE OTHER DAY
WE WERE AT THE LAKE AND...
277
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,742
[chuckling] WELL...
278
00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:34,711
CHRIS.
279
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,347
CHARLEEN.
280
00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,101
[glass breaking]
281
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,507
I'M SORRY,
282
00:14:03,574 --> 00:14:06,310
BUT THE HOSE WOULDN'T
REACH IN HERE.
283
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,746
SHARON, WILL YOU TAKE IT EASY?
284
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:12,115
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
285
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:15,653
MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
286
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,522
NOW THIS WHOLE THING
COULD BE EXPLAINED
287
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,557
BY A SMALL ANEURYSM.
IT'S JUST...
288
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,093
I'M FINE.
289
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,595
HE'S SPONTANEOUS,
HE'S UNPREDICTABLE.
290
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:29,032
AND HE'S TAUGHT ME THAT
BENNY HILL CAN BE FUNNY
IN SMALL DOSES.
291
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,901
WOULD IT REALLY HURT
TO SEE A DOCTOR?
292
00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:33,236
OR BETTER YET
A DEPROGRAMMER?
293
00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:36,239
CHRIS, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
SHE IS SORT OF A MAJOR...
294
00:14:36,307 --> 00:14:37,908
[both laughing]
YEAH, NO KIDDING.
295
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,276
WHAT?
296
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,911
WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ME?
297
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,780
OH, NOTHING SHARON.
THAT'S PRIVILEGED INFORMATION.
298
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,616
LOVERS' SECRETS.
299
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:51,255
COME ON CHARLEEN,
LET'S GO TO THE MALL
AND... AND THEN...
300
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,323
[both laughing]
301
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:01,157
WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
NO, SHARON.
302
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:03,934
WHAT?
303
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:07,571
EXCUSE ME, HAVE WE JUST
ENTERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
304
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:10,274
WHERE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME?
305
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:14,244
I JUST THINK THAT CHRIS
AND CHARLEEN HAVE THE RIGHT
TO DATE WHO THEY WANT TO DATE.
306
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:17,948
I MEAN, SURE CHRIS IS
A KIND OF GAS-HEAD IDIOT
AND GETS ON PEOPLE'S NERVES.
307
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:22,853
BUT THE POINT IS HE HAS RIGHTS
AND AS HIS BEST FRIEND, I HAVE
TO STAND UP FOR THESE RIGHTS.
308
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,089
SO I SUPPORT
THIS RELATIONSHIP.
309
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:27,357
AND I THINK IF
YOU'RE A DECENT PERSON,
310
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:28,725
YOU'LL DO THE SAME.
311
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,261
YOU KNOW...
312
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,063
YOU'RE RIGHT.
313
00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:35,799
WHAT WAS THAT?
314
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,535
YOU'RE RIGHT.
315
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:42,639
MY SISTER SHOULD BE ABLE TO
CHOOSE HER OWN BOYFRIEND.
316
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:45,409
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I REALLY HAD AN EFFECT ON YOU.
317
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,617
[sighing]
318
00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:55,085
HELLO, MORGAN?
319
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,420
THIS IS SHARON.
320
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,456
CHARLEEN'S SISTER?
321
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,858
WELL, I... I'M JUST
CALLING BECAUSE
322
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:03,126
YOU KNOW, I THINK
CHARLEEN MISSES YOU.
323
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,332
WELL, HI, YOU TWO.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
324
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:11,168
OH, PRETTY GOOD,
UNTIL WE RAN OUT OF CONDOMS.
325
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,237
HOW CHARMING.
326
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,547
IT'S LIKE LIVING IN A
NOEL COWARD PLAY.
327
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:20,544
OH, MORGAN.
328
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:22,613
CHARLEEN.
329
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,881
MORGAN, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
330
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,416
WELL, I THOUGHT THAT...
331
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:27,851
I MEAN YOU'RE SISTER SAID...
332
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:29,286
AH, EXCUSE ME.
333
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,623
COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE
INTRODUCE ME TO JETHRO?
334
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,860
THIS IS MORGAN BOLGER,
MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
335
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:39,330
OH, COME, COME, CHARLEEN,
LET'S INTRODUCE HIM PROPERLY.
336
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:42,199
THIS IS MORGAN,
"FORMER ALL-PRO QUARTERBACK,
337
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:46,170
NOW PARTNER IN ONE OF
THE LARGEST CONTRACTING FIRMS
IN THE STATE," BOLGER.
338
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,772
OH, MY.
WELL, HI, I'M CHRIS,
339
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:51,942
"WHO CARES BECAUSE
CHARLEEN OBVIOUSLY LIKES
ME A LOT BETTER," PETERSON.
340
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,310
NICE TO MEET YOU.
341
00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:55,512
MORGAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.
342
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,713
YOU HEARD THE LADY.
343
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:58,415
WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG?
344
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,585
HEY, PAL,
STAY OUT OF THIS, OK?
345
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:07,090
LISTEN, MR. BIGSHOT
DONALD TRUMP
KNUTE ROCKNE GREEN HORNET.
346
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,527
YOU MAY THINK
YOU'RE ONE BIG DEAL
347
00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:13,197
WITH YOUR FAST CARS
AND YOUR FANCY JEWELRY
348
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,366
AND YOUR HAM RADIOS.
349
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,301
BUT I BET YOU
CAN'T DO THIS.
350
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,070
[imitating dog barking]
351
00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:26,143
I'M SORRY, CHARLEEN.
352
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:30,847
IT'S MY FAULT
THAT YOU'VE HAD TO TURN
TO IDIOTS FOR COMPANIONSHIP.
353
00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:34,451
I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAD
TO TURN TO TURN TO COMPANIONS
FOR IDIOTSHIPNESS.
354
00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:35,853
SEE, THE OLD REVERSAL.
355
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:40,124
MORGAN, STOP IT.
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
356
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,761
HOW MANY NECKS ARE YOU
GONNA SNAP IN MY HONOR?
357
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,696
MORGAN, I SWEAR.
358
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:47,531
I'M GIVING YOU 3 SECONDS,
359
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:50,734
AND THEN, SO HELP ME GOD,
I'M GONNA SCREAM LIKE A WOMAN.
360
00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:54,738
MORGAN, DROP HIM.
361
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:58,375
[Chris groaning] OK.
362
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:02,712
LISTEN, FRIEND,
IF I'VE LOST ANY RANGE IN MY
SINGING VOICE WHATSOEVER,
363
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:06,283
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER
TO ONE P.O.ED CHURCH CHOIR.
364
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,519
I'M SORRY, CHARLEEN.
365
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,754
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN YOUR SISTER CALLED
366
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:13,457
AND SAID THAT MAYBE YOU WANTED
TO GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
367
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,492
MORGAN, LOOK,
368
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,795
I'M SORRY IF YOU GOT
THE WRONG IMPRESSION
AND YOU'VE BEEN
369
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,331
CRUELLY AND EVILLY MISLEAD.
370
00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:26,403
BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER.
371
00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:28,038
I KNEW THAT.
372
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,140
NO, I... I WAS FINE WITH THAT.
373
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,876
I NEVER WOULD HAVE DROVE
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
IF SHE DIDN'T CALL.
374
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,212
IT'S A 4 HOUR ROUND TRIP.
375
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,814
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU'RE PAYING GAS AND TOLLS.
376
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,455
THERE. WELL.
377
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,724
GUESS I SCARED HIM OFF, HUH?
378
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,694
SHARON.
379
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:55,098
FROM NOW ON, YOU STAY OUT
OF MY ROMANTIC LIFE
380
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,500
OR I'LL PIN YOUR NECK
AGAINST THE WALL.
381
00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:59,003
DO YOU HEAR ME?
382
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,303
YES.
383
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:02,172
NOW LEAVE US ALONE.
384
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,883
WOW, HONEY, THAT WAS GREAT.
385
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:16,986
BOY, NOW THERE'S
NOTHING IN THE WAY
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
386
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,256
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME FOREVER.
387
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,292
EXCUSE ME?
388
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,596
WELL, CHARLEEN DO I HAVE
TO SAY IT WITH CUBIC ZIRCONIA?
389
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,031
CHRIS.
390
00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:30,567
OUR TIME TOGETHER
HAS BEEN TERRIFIC,
391
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:33,537
BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK
THIS WAS A PERMANENT THING,
DID YOU?
392
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:36,673
I MEAN, THIS IS JUST
A MINDLESS FLING.
393
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:39,609
I JUST BROKE UP
WITH MY BOYFRIEND A WEEK AGO.
394
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:44,214
SO THIS COULD NEVER BE
ANYTHING BUT A CLASSIC
TRANSITIONAL RELATIONSHIP.
395
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:45,849
ANYBODY WOULD KNOW THAT.
396
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:48,471
ALL RIGHT NOW,
WAIT A SECOND.
397
00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:50,487
HOLD ALL CALLS, MISSY.
398
00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:52,723
ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU JUST USED ME
399
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,959
LIKE A PIECE OF
COMMON HOUSEHOLD CHEESE?
400
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,730
NO. I DON'T THINK SO.
401
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,265
WELL, MAYBE I... I DIDN'T
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.
402
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,101
YOU USED THIS TEMPLE,
403
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,570
WHICH I CALL MY BODY,
404
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:11,374
AS A DUMPING GROUND FOR YOUR
TWISTED SEXUAL DESIRES.
405
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,710
OH, YEAH.
406
00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:15,812
YEAH, I GUESS I DID.
407
00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:19,283
GOSH, I'M SORRY.
408
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,619
NO, DON'T BE SORRY.
409
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:24,154
THAT'S GREAT.
410
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,923
WOW.
411
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:29,025
I WAS ACTUALLY USED FOR SEX.
412
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:32,228
AND I WAS TOO STUPID
TO EVEN REALIZE IT.
413
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,264
WOW.
414
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:35,566
ME.
415
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,134
A SEX OBJECT.
416
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:41,204
THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN
TELL MY GRANDKIDS ABOUT.
417
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,607
THANKS, CHARLEEN.
418
00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:45,376
THANKS A LOT.
419
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,778
BOY. HEY, LISTEN,
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO BE IN TOWN NEXT WEEK,
420
00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:51,315
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL
AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN
HAVE A LITTLE MORE SEX.
421
00:20:52,049 --> 00:20:54,618
SURE. WEIRDER THINGS.
422
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,557
HEY, LARRY.
423
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,994
I THINK YOU'RE SISTER-IN-LAW
JUST USED ME FOR SEX.
424
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,229
CHRIS, I'M SORRY.
425
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,130
NO. I LIKED IT.
426
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:10,734
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I THINK I'VE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON HERE.
427
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:14,104
THAT WOMEN ON THE REBOUND
ARE ANIMALS.
428
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,439
AREN'T YOU GONNA MISS HER?
429
00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,641
YEAH, I AM.
430
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,709
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
431
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,411
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE MY MEMORIES.
432
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:24,948
�[How Deep Is Your Loveby The Bee Gees playing]
433
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:28,618
� I KNOW YOUR EYESIN THE MORNING SUN �
434
00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:33,490
� I FEEL YOU TOUCH MEIN THE POURING RAIN �
435
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:38,194
� AND THE MOMENT THATYOU WANDER FAR FROM ME �
436
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:42,599
� I WANNA FEEL YOUIN MY ARMS AGAIN �
437
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:47,204
� AND YOU COME TO MEON A SUMMER BREEZE �
438
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,640
� KEEP ME WARM IN YOUR LOVE
439
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,175
� THEN YOU SOFTLY LEAVE
440
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:55,712
� AND IT'S MEYOU NEED TO SHOW �
441
00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:57,647
� HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
442
00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:59,349
� HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
443
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:01,751
� HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
444
00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:06,523
ARE YOU GOING
TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE?
445
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:08,658
HONEY, HE'S ENJOYING
HIS MEMORIES.
446
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:10,960
HE'S A PSYCHO.
447
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:14,498
LET'S JUST GO TO BED.
HE'S USUALLY GONE BY MORNING.
448
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,272
(Chris)
OH, MY GOD, I'VE GONE BLIND.34318
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