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Oh, this is good.
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- Can I borrow this?
- Hmm?
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All my makeup is very subtle.
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Oh, wow. That was subtle.
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Oh, you know what I mean,
darling. I'll be on stage.
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More is more in the theatre.
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Oldest profession in the world.
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- Oh! No, no, that's the other one.
- Lee.
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- Hmm?
- What are you doing?
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Well, I've always wondered
about these things.
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Stop that.
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Sorry, I should've put it away.
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Um, what are you on stage for?
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I thought this was just a fundraiser.
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It is. But this is a special one.
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Anyway, we'd better get going.
We've got so much to do.
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- Can we say goodbye to Gordon?
- No, I think he's, um...
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He's in a meeting.
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How's he doing?
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I feel like he's still
a bit mad with me.
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- Why?
- I told you! Mum.
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I called his dad a fuckwit
and then he died.
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I called his dad a fuckwit
and then he died.
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Well, that's your father's mouth,
not mine.
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- Helpful.
- Oh.
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Lee, no! Sit down!
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Still hasn't cried?
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No.
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- Even during the cremation?
- No, he hasn't.
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Was such a beautiful service.
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His family's a little plump though.
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You weren't there, Mum.
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Oh, I got Gordon
to send me the Zoom link.
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Why did you do that?
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You know, I was surprised that they
played "True Blue" at the funeral.
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When Daddy passed,
we played "Amigos Para Siempre".
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- Not a dry eye in the house.
- Okay.
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God, I was a mess.
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Wore a black veil for a year.
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No, you didn't.
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You were too young
to remember, darling.
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I'm sorry, I thought we were talking
about Gordon's grief, Mum.
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I'm just saying I understand it,
darling. I'll talk to him.
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No, don't he's...
he'll be fine. Although...
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I think he is redirecting
the grief. He's...
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- He's become very doggy.
- Really?
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No, I mean...
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I mean, he's focusing a lot on Colin.
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Oh.
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Anyway, I'll see
if he's off his meeting.
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I think it's time for a timeout.
Ten minutes.
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- Yep.
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Look at that little cutie!
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- Who's such a sweetie?
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Thank you, he's, um...
I think people love Border Terriers.
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- They're having a real moment lately.
- Hmm.
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Um, Siobhan, this is Ashley.
This is Colin's mum.
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- Hi. Hi.
- Oh, hello.
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Your little boy is
absolutely gorgeous.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Oh, darling, his wheels!
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- Honestly, do you have TikTok?
- We should get it.
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- No. Uh, no, I don't have it.
- We should get it.
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Get it. Crippled dogs, deaf cats,
blind turtles, whatever,
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- people cannot get enough of them.
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Um, Siobhan is with
the animal talent agency.
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Take A Bow Wow Pets.
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Yeah, I told you last week,
they took on Collie.
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- We've already got huge interest.
- We've got two castings today.
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Two!
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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Absolutely unheard of.
Now, while I have you both here,
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Absolutely unheard of.
Now, while I have you both here,
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why don't I run you through
our portfolio packages
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- and how our online portal works?
- Great.
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You're going to pull up a,
uh... bring that over?
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No, no, no.
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Uh, Mum and Lee just want to say bye.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, I'm doing this.
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That's okay.
If you have to go, Aly.
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Ashley. Okay.
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Thank... thank you, Siobhan.
Thanks so much.
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- I have another client.
- Yeah.
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- With a three-legged dog.
- Really?
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Yeah.
Absolutely cleaning up.
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- Really?
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- Just
booked a KFC campaign.
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- Yum! Whatcha cooking?
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Uh, nothing for us, but I got
a whole new diet for little Collywood.
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Are you serious?
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Oh, yeah, we can't feed him
canned food anymore.
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- Why not?
- Because apparently, canned pet food
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- Why not?
- Because apparently, canned pet food
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reduces your pet's lifespan
by some crazy percentage.
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- Siobhan was telling me all about it.
- Oh.
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I actually think this animal agency
thing is gonna be great.
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Don't you reckon?
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I sort of thought you were joking
when we talked about it.
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Uh, I mean, I sort of was initially,
but I feel like he is great at it.
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Like, he's got a real aptitude.
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Like, have you seen him on camera?
He looks amazing.
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Gordy, are you okay?
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Yeah, why?
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Yeah, I just worry that you're not...
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you know, processing
your dad's passing and everything.
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Sorry, how's this got anything to do
with my dad?
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Well, you know making Collie food
to live longer.
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Yeah, I want my dog
to live as long as possible.
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- Don't you?
- Of course. It's just that he...
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- You haven't cried.
- And canned food is very expensive.
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- Okay.
- And PS, my dad didn't pass.
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He died. That's just...
that's just what happens.
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Come here, boy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
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- How's your mum going?
- Uh, she's fine.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, good.
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Have you called her?
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Yeah, Ash, and she's fine.
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- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Sorry, what are you doing?
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Oh, this is, uh,
this is to strengthen his claws.
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Are you giving the dog a pedicure?
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Well, it's his, uh,
it's his front paw.
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- So technically it's a manicure.
- Right?
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It's jojoba.
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Okay? It's the best thing.
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Siobhan recommended it.
She gave me a discount.
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What do you want me to do? Not do it?
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- Are you mad at me?
- Oh, shit.
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I've got... Oh, shit. I've gotta get
his anal glands expressed.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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If we don't get him expressed,
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he could be his very first audition
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and then get all stressed out
and spray bum gunk
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- all over the casting
director's feet.
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- Right.
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Like, Siobhan told me
that has happened in the past.
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That's like the number one thing,
and once you do that,
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like, they're just not gonna
bring him in again.
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Like, no one's gonna book him.
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So, there's two castings.
There's one at 12:00, right?
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That's for an indie film and that's
fine. That's... that's good.
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But the one this afternoon
is for an insurance commercial.
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If he books that,
that could be massive for us.
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If he books that,
that could be massive for us.
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So, what's with the pram?
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That's just for his, uh, save
his claws. Save his paws.
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Keep him energized.
Keep him relaxed for the castings.
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Right, so that was done
without any sense of irony whatsoever.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Good to know.
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- Trouble with the bilge pump.
- Hey, what's... what's going on, man?
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- What's going on with the deck shoes?
- Hey?
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- Oh, so I don't slip on deck.
- Brett lives on a boat now.
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What? When did this happen?
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Oh, you were still dealing with
your dad's passing so...
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Oh, come on, Bretty, mate,
you could've told me.
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- Ah, it's all good.
- Is it though?
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Yeah. Anyways, you know
Justin of the Peace, my lawyer?
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No, no, he's not still your lawyer?
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You're right.
He's more like a friend now.
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But yeah, his dad owns
a houseboat in Iron Cove.
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- It's pretty cool.
- Is it?
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It's like a house and a boat
and it's on the water.
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Okay, good chat.
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- Yep, um, Gordy...
- Collie.
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- Yeah.
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- Uh, we know that
you're still grieving
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- about your dad.
- I'm not grieving about my dad.
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- Could people stop saying this?
- Okay, fine.
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Well, we really need to focus less
on dress-ups with the dog
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and more on our failing business.
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I think failing is a bit much, mate.
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Are you drunk?
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Bingewell's closing in.
We lost our taps on another pub.
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Bingewell's closing in.
We lost our taps on another pub.
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- Yeah.
- We are so far behind on payments.
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We are failing.
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And unless we... unless
we figure out what to do right now,
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we're gonna have to sell.
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Chi, what do you think I'm doing here?
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Colin is a potential goldmine, okay?
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We stand to make a
lot of cash from him.
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So let me get this straight.
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Your... your... your big plan
to save our failing business
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is to make your dog a star.
Is that right?
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In the short term, yeah.
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That's a whack plan on every level.
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- It's not whack.
- It's really whack.
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- It's not whack.
- It's nick-nack paddy-whack!
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- Wiggity-wiggity whack.
- It's whack.
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- Right-o, Tommy Bahama.
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This is his agent. Shut up.
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Siobhan, hey.
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Yeah, all good. All good.
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Yep, got the pram. He loves it.
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Very relaxed.
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- Oh.
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Dawn, Katie, hi.
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Hi. What, did you think
it was just gonna be Dawn?
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Oh no, I mean I invited Dawn, but no,
I'm really glad you're here, too.
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- Yeah.
- Hello, love.
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- Hi.
- I've, um, ordered some bubbles.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Got a bit of a girl's lunch, you know.
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- Yeah.
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So, how you going, Dawn?
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Oh, good.
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When the property sells,
we're thinking of going on a cruise.
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Tahitian Treasures. 17 nights.
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- Oh, must be hard though.
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Selling the property.
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Oh no, it's not too bad.
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And how are you going?
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Oh, yeah. Good, thanks.
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I'm a... I'm a bit worried
about Gordon actually.
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I don't know if he's processing it.
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What does that mean?
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Well, cried. He hasn't cried.
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- Oh.
- Has Heavy cried?
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Uh, no. No, the only time he cried
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was when we had our daughter.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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No, he wasn't happy.
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Oh.
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That's men, dear.
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Oh. But how... how are you?
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Like, how are you going?
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- Well, um...
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Oh, look, I know
it sounds terrible, but...
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it's like a weight has been lifted.
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And look at her skin,
it's totally cleared up.
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I had rosacea for 48 years.
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- Hmm.
- Since he died, it's gone.
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- Hmm.
- Since he died, it's gone.
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- Two weeks.
- Look at you now. You're gorgeous.
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- So... so what do you...
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What do you put that down to?
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Brian. He was an asshole.
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He was a bit of an asshole.
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Huh. Right?
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Yeah, well, he...
he did seem like a bit of a fuckwit.
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I didn't say fuckwit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...
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Sorry, I thought that asshole
and fuckwit might have been the same?
245
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The same? Oh, no. No, no, they're not.
246
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- He was definitely a dickhead though.
- Absolutely.
247
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- And an asshole.
- Yes.
248
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But not a fuckwit?
249
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- That's right.
- It's a scale, isn't there?
250
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It's like dickhead. Asshole. Fuckwit.
Cunt.
251
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Well, he could be a cunt on occasion.
252
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- But not a fuckwit?
- No.
253
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- Come on, cheers.
- Cheers.
254
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So great.
What a little battler she is.
255
00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,320
- Yep. She doesn't
know how to give up.
256
00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,000
But she's a cat so she doesn't listen
to anything I say.
257
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000
But she's a cat so she doesn't listen
to anything I say.
258
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I'm joking. Of course.
259
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,320
- She does follow commands.
260
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,360
She's fantastic. So, Gina, if you
and Doja Cat could just take a seat,
261
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,520
shouldn't take too long,
262
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,520
and the director
loved Colin's audition.
263
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,480
- Great.
- So if you can wait
264
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,280
- a bit longer, that'd be okay?
- Yeah.
265
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- Good girl.
266
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,520
- Good boy.
267
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,680
It's a cute bandana.
268
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,280
It's thyroid cancer.
269
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,760
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I... I didn't...
I didn't know cats got that.
270
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Stage four, so...
271
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- Not long to go now.
- Oh.
272
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,880
She lost all her fur with the chemo.
273
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,840
Oh.
274
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,760
Oh, I thought it was just
a hairless cat breed.
275
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,880
No, it was the chemo.
276
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,560
- Oh.
- Yeah, but being in a movie
277
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,560
is one of the last things
on her bucket list so...
278
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Didn't know cats knew about movies.
279
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,560
And her GoFundMe has gone viral.
280
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,240
Yeah, she's a real star.
281
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,760
- Yeah.
- Oh.
282
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,640
- Gordon and Colin.
- Yes.
283
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,640
Thanks for hanging around,
but you can go now.
284
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,000
- Oh. And... and them as well.
- Uh, no.
285
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,800
- Oh. And... and them as well.
- Uh, no.
286
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,200
Right, so we're waiting
for a call or...?
287
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,320
Uh, no.
288
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,400
So they got the job.
289
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,320
Yes, that's right.
290
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,760
- Fantastic. Good girl, Doja Cat. Yes.
- Are you joking?
291
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,520
- No.
- Oh... What...
292
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,160
Was there anything
we could have done better, or...?
293
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,640
Oh, no, Colin was great.
294
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,680
Uh, it's just that the client feels
that Doja Cat's look
295
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,920
really works for the piece.
296
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,640
That look? Have you looked at that?
297
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,560
I mean, I was just... I'm sure
the cancer story doesn't hurt either.
298
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,200
It'll certainly help with
the chemo costs.
299
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,280
I thought he already had the chemo
and that's why the hair fell out.
300
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,920
We might have another round.
We're just waiting to see, so...
301
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,160
Anyway, uh, Gina and Doja Cat,
if you want to come back in?
302
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,520
Hey, Ash.
303
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,640
I'm at the bar.
304
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,440
Surprise.
305
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,120
Hi.
306
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,360
What was that? You did like a big...
307
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000
horse blow.
Yeah. Sorry.
308
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,000
I was... That wasn't you that was...
309
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,560
I was... That wasn't you that was...
310
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,480
Uh, why did you do...
why'd you do this?
311
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:07,560
I was just being cute
and I brought in some food for you.
312
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,880
Why?
313
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,280
Because we had leftovers at lunch
314
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,840
and your mum gave me some stuff
to give you from the house.
315
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,160
You had lunch with my mum.
316
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,240
Yes.
317
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,680
I was worried about her.
318
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,160
Gordon, what's... what's wrong?
319
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,360
Well, now I look bad
because I didn't have lunch with her.
320
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,720
Could you just...
Thank you, appreciate it.
321
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,320
Could you just stay out of my shit?
322
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,320
- "Stay out of your shit"?
- Yes.
323
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,720
Gordon, I'm your girlfriend and
I'm actually trying to support you.
324
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,280
Are you? Or are you just trying to
insert yourself into everything
325
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,280
because you feel terrible that
you called my dad a fuckwit
326
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,480
minutes before he died?
327
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,240
I know, and I can't take that back.
328
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,800
You know?
329
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:47,400
I'm sorry. If I could change one
thing, it would be that, but I can't.
330
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,800
I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so, sorry.
331
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,160
Ash, it's okay. All right?
332
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,760
He was a fuckwit and I love him.
333
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,600
Both those things
can be true, all right?
334
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,920
But you're absolved.
335
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000
So just leave me alone.
336
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,040
Stop checking in on me
and checking in on Mum
337
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,000
and waiting for us all to fucking cry.
338
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,600
and waiting for us all to fucking cry.
339
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,920
Oh, fuck's sake, you are impossible.
340
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,240
Do you know that?
341
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,880
It's like trying to hug a bonfire.
342
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,320
Then don't.
Don't hug a bonfire.
343
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,040
- Fine.
- Stupid thing to do.
344
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,240
Yeah, it is. Fine.
345
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Fine.
346
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,240
So, you're not...
you're really not coming
347
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,840
to Mum and Lee's thing today?
348
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,000
I can't. I told you I have castings.
349
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,800
Right. So, I'll just tell Mum
that you're not coming to that thing
350
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,840
that she spent ages organizing
because you're trying
351
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,080
to get Colin a job on TV.
352
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,400
Yes. That's what's actually happening.
So yes.
353
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,480
Great.
354
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,040
Okay, that's the news.
You want the weather?
355
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,040
Ash, we're the youngest people here
by, like, a lot.
356
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,360
Yeah, I don't know what this is,
but I'm scared.
357
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,560
Well, I'm excited.
358
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,720
- We know, Dad.
- Hello, girls!
359
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,560
- Robin, how's the new hip?
- Oh.
360
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,880
- Not bad.
- Fantastic.
361
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,840
- Oh.
- Bernie, how fantastic.
362
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,440
I didn't know you were coming.
363
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,000
Oh, well, I never say no
to a spare ticket.
364
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,440
Oh, well, I never say no
to a spare ticket.
365
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,240
Oh, I'm...
I'm all nervous now.
366
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,400
- Hey, Rachel.
367
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,920
- Hello.
- And you're performing something.
368
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,760
- Gee, you're a dark horse.
- Oh, well, we'll see.
369
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,280
Hey, Margie.
370
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,080
- What is this, Lynelle?
371
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,360
Oh, well, you'll see. You'll see.
372
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,200
Lee's the real star though.
373
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,160
Is he?
374
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,760
Anyway, I should get backstage.
I'm leading a vocal warm-up.
375
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,840
- Throat chakra.
- Break a leg.
376
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,400
- Oh, thank you.
377
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,320
- We're at capacity!
378
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480
There we go.
379
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,880
- Chookas.
- Hey, yes, you too.
380
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,960
- Come on, let's go.
381
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,880
- I know, hey?
382
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,240
And so...
383
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,520
- Come on.
- All right. Thank you so much, Gina.
384
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,440
He's great.
385
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,000
Oh, yeah. He's a good boy.
386
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,320
He's... he's been through a lot.
387
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,080
He sure has. Incredible story.
388
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,120
Oh, he's the incredible one.
389
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,160
If you don't mind waiting here,
we might be getting you guys back in.
390
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,240
Oh, okay.
391
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,080
Come on. Let's go.
392
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,360
Lie down.
393
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,600
- Hello again.
- Hello.
394
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,880
Your pets aren't having much luck.
395
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,200
Was he born with three legs
or... what's that?
396
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,720
No, I rescued him.
397
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,920
Oh, right.
398
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280
From a crocodile.
399
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960
- Hmm?
- Yeah, I was, um,
400
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,480
holidaying in Townsville
401
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,160
and there was this commotion
on the beach
402
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,560
and I looked over and there was
an adolescent salty
403
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,560
trying to drag this little guy
into the water.
404
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,080
- Really?
- So I ran over
405
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,720
completely nude...
406
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,520
and I grabbed him
out of the salty's mouth.
407
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,040
- You fought off a crocodile.
- Yep.
408
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,800
- Why were you nude?
- Nude beach.
409
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,200
- Nude dog beach?
- Yep.
410
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,000
- Right. So everyone was nude.
- Yep.
411
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,360
Mm-hmm. It's quite a story.
412
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,520
Queensland.
413
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,800
Hey, guys, uh, we'd like to see
Colin and Bark together.
414
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,520
- Bring it on.
- Fine with me.
415
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,000
Yeah, let's go. Come on, boy.
416
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,280
Yeah, let's go. Come on, boy.
417
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,880
- Come on. Yeah, good boy.
- Come on.
418
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,120
Do you say his name was Bark?
419
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,440
Bark Ruffalo.
420
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,760
- That's quite good, actually.
421
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,880
- I'm nervous.
422
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,480
- Hello, everybody!
423
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,760
Welcome
to the inaugural fundraiser
424
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:31,440
- for Women Against Women Against Men!
425
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800
Oh!
426
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,720
When I say WA, you say WAM.
427
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,960
- WA!
- WAM!
428
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,040
- WA!
- WAM!
429
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,240
- Yes!
430
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,360
Yes.
431
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:58,560
Lee and I started this organization
in response to growing concerns
432
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,000
that we have about
how men are being treated these days,
433
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,080
that we have about
how men are being treated these days,
434
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,560
and to stand up for equality,
true equality,
435
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,120
not just for women but for men too.
436
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:13,960
- No.
437
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,319
- Okay, well let's
get on with the show.
438
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,040
Our first act is an original song
439
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,440
sung by the effervescent Helen Yawn!
440
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,640
♪Don't say this, don't say that ♪
441
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,480
♪I'm offended, I'm offended ♪
442
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,720
♪Please don't say
That my dress looks nice ♪
443
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,600
♪I'm triggered, I'm triggered ♪
444
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,720
♪Don't smile at me
It makes me feel unsafe ♪
445
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:55,280
♪I'm a victim, I'm a victim ♪
446
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,040
So in the ad, the voice-over goes,
447
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,880
"Pet insurance? Who needs that."
448
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,000
Then they bark together.
449
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,560
Then they bark together.
450
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,360
Oh! Do we need to bark? No one said.
451
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,080
Doesn't he bark?
452
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,320
Yeah, he barks, but just,
no one told me, that's all.
453
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,680
- It's not a problem for us.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
454
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,800
Well, maybe Bark's bark
will set Colin off.
455
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,360
- Let's just... let's just try one.
- Yeah.
456
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,480
- Let's do it.
457
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560
Great.
458
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,480
And pet insurance who needs that?
459
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,240
- Go.
460
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,440
Colin, bark.
Colin. Colin. Colin.
461
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,960
Colin. Colin.
Colin. Colin.
462
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,520
- Colin. Colin.
463
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,680
What if we... If... if we just got him
to open his mouth
464
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,600
and then you put a
bark sound in later.
465
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,560
- Can you get him to open his mouth?
- Yeah, totally.
466
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,640
- Colin.
467
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,120
Um, Colin?
468
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,800
Oh, yeah... No... Your
nommies? Nommies?
469
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,200
Who's nomm... Who wants nom-noms?
Who wants nom-noms?
470
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,200
You want nom-noms?
Do you want nom-noms?
471
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:57,920
Ooh! You want nom-noms?
Do you want nom-noms?
472
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,280
Just go...
473
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,000
- Colin, look here.
474
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,360
- Colin, look here.
475
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,800
That's okay, Gordon.
That's... that's okay.
476
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880
Um...
477
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,040
Gina, can... can Bark drop on cue?
478
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,120
Absolutely.
479
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,440
- Be sad.
480
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,240
Great. Great. Great.
481
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,000
Uh, Gordon, maybe Colin can
cock his head on cue maybe.
482
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,200
Yes, he can do that.
483
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,080
Okay, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin.
484
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,720
Look at me. Look. Where's Piggy?
485
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,000
Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy?
Where's... where's your Piggy?
486
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,600
Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy? Where's
your Piggy? Where's your Piggy?
487
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,920
Where's your Piggy?
488
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:39,920
Where's Piggy? Where's Piggy?
489
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,200
Sorry, we have a
Piggy toy... I mean he...
490
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,120
I should have brought...
No one told me, like...
491
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,880
I just never got
the information about this.
492
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,640
- My bad. Totally. Um...
493
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,360
Does he do any other tricks?
494
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,720
Um, I mean, we got...
If I had Piggy... No.
495
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,560
Can... can he do anything on command?
496
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,520
Yeah, yes, wa... We can do walk.
497
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,000
Yep. Colin, walk, walk, walk,
walk, walk, walk.
498
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,160
Yep. Colin, walk, walk, walk,
walk, walk, walk.
499
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,160
Should we go for a walk?
Do you wanna walk?
500
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,120
I... Do you wanna
walk? Walk, walk, walk.
501
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,280
Do you wanna go for a walk?
502
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,520
- Hello.
- You're toxic.
503
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,600
Who is this?
504
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,480
Here's the coffee
you wanted, Mr Winterbottom.
505
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,840
Thank you.
506
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,040
It's... it's boiling.
507
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,240
It's boiling.
508
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:34,600
Toxic. Toxic. Toxic. Toxic.
509
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,720
Please! I just wanna provide
for my family!
510
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,000
Toxic. Toxic. Toxic!
511
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,120
I don't know how to be a man any more.
512
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,120
Okay, Gordon,
if I could just get you and Colin
513
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,080
- to take a seat outside for a sec?
- Are you serious?
514
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
You're not casting him.
515
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,840
- At this stage...
- Hang on, mate.
516
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,840
How can you look at him,
just look at him,
517
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,640
and tell me he's not getting the job?
518
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,000
Look at him.
Are you looking at him?
519
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,120
Look at him.
Are you looking at him?
520
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,840
Through that, look at him, and tell me
that he's not getting this job.
521
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,080
You can't book every job.
522
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,040
Yeah, mate, but come on,
you're not seriously casting
523
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,600
- that fucking tripod
over him, are you?
524
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,760
I mean, it was because she told you
the crocodile story.
525
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,280
- No, it's got nothing...
- 'Cause we've all got
526
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,680
sad stories, mate, all right?
527
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,920
Colin got hit by a car
and I was driving it.
528
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,280
He got hit by a car that I
was driving. There's your story.
529
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:23,080
Plus, my dad died two weeks ago.
My dad fucking died
530
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,120
and we never told each other
that we love each other. There you go.
531
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,720
- Two sad stories, all right?
- Gordon, it's got nothing...
532
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,440
And they're true, okay?
533
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,120
Because her story about the crocodile
is obviously a fucking lie.
534
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,400
Oh, you... you think I'm lying?
535
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,920
Oh, Blind Freddy can see
that you're lying, all right?
536
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,520
You 1000% severed that leg yourself.
537
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,120
- I'm reporting you to the RSPCA.
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,200
Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, brother,
your dog doesn't do anything.
539
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,880
- He just sits there.
- Yeah.
540
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,680
The only half-interesting thing
about him is his wheels.
541
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,720
All right? I'm sorry.
Your dog's not special.
542
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,000
Excuse me?
543
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,680
I'm sorry, your dad died.
544
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,000
What has that got to do with this?
545
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,600
I don't know, bro, you brought it up.
546
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,400
- See, he does do it.
547
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,000
Were you rolling on that?
548
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,440
Were you rolling on that?
549
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,480
♪I identify as whipped ♪
550
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,680
♪I identify as cuck ♪
551
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,680
♪I identify as simp ♪
552
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,320
♪I identify as fucked! ♪
553
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,320
Thank you.
554
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,960
- Oh, wow.
555
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,760
Wow.
556
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,200
That was powerful,
I'm sure you'll all agree.
557
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,120
Okay, moving on.
558
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,880
Our next act, ladies and gentlemen,
is someone very dear to me
559
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,280
for obvious reasons.
560
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,680
She puts the poke in cowpoke.
561
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,360
She won't be saddled.
She prefers bareback.
562
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,560
Ladies and gentlemen,
Lynelle Steinhart.
563
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,000
When it comes
to the battle of the sexes,
564
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,440
When it comes
to the battle of the sexes,
565
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,560
I surrender.
566
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:12,960
♪A woman without a man
Is just wo, wo, wo ♪
567
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:20,160
♪A man without his girl
Is just no, no, no ♪
568
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,120
Wow.
569
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,480
♪A woman's work is never done ♪
570
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,280
- I've got it.
- What, the ad?
571
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,000
No, no, fuck that.
I've got a better idea.
572
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,240
- Dog beer.
- What?
573
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,240
Think about this, right? Colin's face,
okay? We put it on a can, right?
574
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,160
Adorable, okay?
It's beer for your dog.
575
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,640
It's just chicken stock, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
576
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,560
But we market it like, um,
577
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,880
"Hey, how can he be man's best friend
if you can't share a beer with him".
578
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,520
- Needs work.
- Yeah, well, whatever.
579
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,400
We can work on the copy.
But basically, that's it.
580
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,440
It's dog beer, all right?
People love beer, people love dogs.
581
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,320
It's gonna fucking kick off.
582
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,920
- Dog beer.
- Yes.
583
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,200
- Think about it.
- I have.
584
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,000
- And?
- Jared Bingewell's offered me
585
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,800
a full-time position,
and I'm gonna take it.
586
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,480
Unless you want to sell,
which you don't,
587
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,240
so this is my two weeks' notice.
588
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,200
What?
589
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,560
Also, it's Brett's last day,
so you gotta sign the card.
590
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,680
It's on the desk.
591
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,720
- What?
- Gordon, I'm a single mum.
592
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,600
I haven't been paid for two months
from this business.
593
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,040
We're 100,000 dollars in overdraft.
594
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,120
- And I know you're gambling again.
595
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,840
It's over.
596
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,760
You're leaving?
597
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,000
Are we doing this now?
598
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,160
I'm broke, man, and I can get a job
at the boatyard.
599
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,160
So, that's all good.
600
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,720
Fuckin'... Brett, why didn't you
just come to me and tell me?
601
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,200
Look, we tried,
but we didn't want to worry you
602
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,200
- with your dad and everything.
- Oh, fucking hell.
603
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,240
Could everyone stop talking
about my dead dad?
604
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,720
Gordon, we're your friends.
We love you, okay?
605
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,680
And we know you pretty well.
It's okay if you're sad.
606
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,680
Okay, here's the fuckin' truth
about my dad. All right?
607
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,600
Here it is.
608
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,400
He didn't give a fuck about me
or my life or my work.
609
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,000
I mean, he never came here.
He never came here. Not once.
610
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,360
I mean, he never came here.
He never came here. Not once.
611
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,320
He called my beer "fairy juice".
He didn't give a fuck.
612
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,160
He thought this was a waste
of time and energy.
613
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,080
And you know what?
He was probably right.
614
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,160
Because I have given this everything
for... for years,
615
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,680
and I still can't get into the black.
616
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,200
So, you know what?
Yeah, take the note.
617
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,480
Why fight it? Everything ends.
618
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,640
Everything ends.
619
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,760
So, yeah, let's sell it.
620
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000
Let's sell it. Let's sell the brewery
to that pin-dick
621
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,240
fucking sex-pest
Jared Bingewell, okay?
622
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,000
And then you can
stay. All right, okay?
623
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,000
And yeah, we'll all be employees
of a faceless Japanese Goliath,
624
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,240
but at least you can stay.
625
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,000
Yeah, can we do that?
626
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,080
- Can we do that? Yep?
- Yep. Yep.
627
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,040
- Yeah.
628
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,200
- Thank you. Sold.
Done. We'll do that.
629
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,680
And now,
ladies and gentlemen, the final act
630
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,480
is a man very close to my heart.
631
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,600
He's recently been through
a shocking unlawful dismissal,
632
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,920
and I know Coach Tim
knows all about that.
633
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,680
And he's not the only one.
634
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,000
- Yes. Here. Here.
- Roger, you too.
635
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,520
- Yes. Here. Here.
- Roger, you too.
636
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,120
Wayne, you too. Goodness.
637
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,240
But he still hasn't lost his spirit.
638
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:12,440
Ladies and gentlemen,
Professor Lee Smellig!
639
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,560
The song is about a dying breed
of Australian male.
640
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,160
♪Hey, True Blue ♪
641
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,720
♪Don't say you've gone ♪
642
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,200
♪Say you've knocked off for a smoko ♪
643
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,680
♪And you'll be back later on ♪
644
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:54,680
♪Hey, True Blue ♪
645
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,040
♪Give it to me straight ♪
646
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,800
♪Face to face ♪
647
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,640
♪Are you really disappearing? ♪
648
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,640
♪Just another dying race? ♪
649
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,480
♪Hey, True Blue ♪
650
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,600
♪True Blue ♪
651
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,680
♪Is it me and you? ♪
652
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,080
♪Is it Mum and Dad ♪
653
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,200
♪Is it a cockatoo? ♪
654
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,840
♪Is it standing by your mate ♪
655
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,120
♪When he's in a fight? ♪
656
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,320
♪Or just Vegemite? ♪
657
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,160
♪True Blue ♪
658
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,000
♪I'm asking you ♪
659
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,480
♪I'm asking you ♪
660
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,400
♪Hey, True Blue ♪
661
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,680
♪Can you bear the load? ♪
662
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,200
♪Will you tie it up with wire ♪
663
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,920
♪Just to keep the show on the road? ♪
664
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:27,960
♪Hey, True Blue ♪
665
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,280
♪Now, be fair dinkum ♪
666
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:43,320
♪True Blue ♪
49636
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