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What I'd like to do today is
get your version of what happened.
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- You mean the truth?
- Of course.
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First, just state your name and
your occupation for the record.
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Egg Shen, bus driver.
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Bus driver.
What kind of bus and where, please?
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Tour bus. Bus for tourists.
San Francisco Chinatown.
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Thank you.
Now, before we get to the meat of this thing,
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do you at the present time
have any knowledge
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of the whereabouts of
a Mr Jack Burton or his truck?
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- Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
- Mr Shen, please.
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You could be in a great deal of trouble. Half
a city block explodes in a ball of green flame.
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Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here.
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And there are people
who say you're involved,
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that you might be responsible,
that you're a very dangerous man.
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- Now, if you�re protecting Jack Burton...
- You leave Jack Burton alone!
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We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
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OK.
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But if I'm gonna be your attorney,
there are a few things I have to know
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that still don't make any sense to me.
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Like...
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do you really believe in magic?
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You mean Chinese black magic?
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- Yes.
- Absolutely.
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Are you still serious about this? And
monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
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Sure. And sorcery.
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And I suppose that you expect me
to believe in sorcery as well?
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- Of course.
- Why?
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Because it's real.
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How can I know that, Mr Shen?
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- How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here.
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Please.
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See? That was nothing.
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But that's how it always begins.
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Very small.
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This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
and I'm talkin' to whoever's listen in'.
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It's like I told my last wife.
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I says "Honey,
I never drive faster than I can see."
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"Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
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You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
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When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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taps the back of your head
up against a barroom wall,
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he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you if you�ve paid your dues,
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you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
and remember what Jack Burton always says.
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"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail."
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Well, you see, I'm not sayin' that I've been
everywhere and I've done everything.
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But I do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
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and a man would have to be some kinda fool
to think we're all alone in this universe.
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I can't believe you're stuck on even.
This is odd!
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All right, even! Another even! Come on!
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You want one more? All right!
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- What do we got? He can't count.
- Even!
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Learn how to play some fan-tan here,
buddy-boy!
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Three!
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Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?
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You like that one?
What did he say, Wang? In English?
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Something about beginner's luck.
It doesn't translate. But he quits.
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He quits? What is this? It's a brand-new day
and he's still got 100 bucks in his pocket.
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I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet
I'd have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
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Breaks my heart to do this,
but the next time I'm down here,
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you'll gang up on Jack so fast
he won't know what the hell happened.
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- No.
- Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang.
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No!
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Not next time. Now.
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Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not.
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I thought what we were here,
racial differences aside,
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was a couple old friends,
both of us Californians.
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Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
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Nothin' or double.
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This knife cuts this bottle in half.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Bullshit.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Why, man? Don't be stupid.
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- I need the money.
- I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang.
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1,148, Jack.
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OK. But not that bottle.
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This bottle.
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OK.
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You're outta your mind, Wang. God bless ya!
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- It's all in the reflexes.
- It always works at home.
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Have me over for dinner some year and prove
it. In the meantime, pay up: $1,148 times two.
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- I don't have that kind of money.
- I didn't hear that.
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- I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know?
- You own a restaurant. That's more than me.
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Yeah, right. What I meant was,
I don't got that kind of money on me.
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That's what I thought you meant.
Where's your truck?
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- I gotta go somewhere.
- No, you don't.
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I do. How about we meet in my restaurant
in a few hours? I pay then.
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- You pay now. Where you gotta go?
- The airport.
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- Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
- If need be.
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- I'll follow you.
- You don't trust me? That makes me sad.
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- It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
- Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
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- You were gonna follow me, Jack.
- I know, then I came to my senses.
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- So who are we pickin' up?
- A girl. I don't wanna talk about it.
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- A girl? Where from?
- Peking.
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This is a big day in my life. I should
have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
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A girl from China? All right, I never done that.
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I picked up girls from everywhere else,
but never from China. Is she pretty?
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- I'm gonna marry her, Jack.
- Oh, God!
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I've known her since we were kids.
I haven't seen her in five years.
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I came here alone.
I worked my fingers till they bled.
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Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
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I saved every nickel to bring her here
because I love her so much.
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I can't eat, sleep or think properly without her
any more. She'll put my whole life in order.
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Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
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You sound a little nervous, pal.
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That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind
and my spirit are goin' north and south.
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Flightnumber26 has just arrived
at gate number seven.
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Whoa. Who is that?
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She has green eyes.
You know how rare that is, Jack?
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- How can you tell from here?
- Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
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Beautiful green eyes, like creamy jade.
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Trouble, huh?
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- Can I ask you a serious question?
- Absolutely not.
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- Would you consider jumping right into...
- Sure, but not with a man in your condition.
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- What's wrong with my condition?
- Try standing downwind where I am.
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- It's Miller time.
- You know what I say when it's Miller time?
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Wait a minute!
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- Don't!
- Don't what?
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The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks
from Chinatown. What are they doing here?
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Tara!
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Miao Yin!
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Excuse me.
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Let's you and me have a little talk, friend.
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What?
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Where'd you get that?
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Wait a minute, pal.
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Get that one!
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Come on, Jack!
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Where?
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Call the cops!
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Son of a bitch must pay!
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What's goin' on, Wang?
Why'd they steal your girl?
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You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk
in Central Park or to give a stranger a lift?
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- Because the world's full of crazy people.
- The American girl knew something was up.
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Stay away from her. She's a lawyer.
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She's a what? Oh, come on!
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- What the hell...?
- They got a clubhouse where they hang out.
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- To sharpen their knives?
- I can't ask you to...
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- Where is it?
- Thank you, Jack.
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour.
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Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see?
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Long time ago, Chinese men with
gold-rush fever flooded into California.
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We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
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Leaving behind their wives and children.
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Working for years to complete
the transcontinental railroad,
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saving all their pennies.
And then they sent for their families
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to help build this beautiful Chinatown
you see outside your window
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this fine warm day.
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- Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death!
- What alley?
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Go right! Now!
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- Where the hell are we?
- Come on, Jack.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't suppose you saw a...
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No.
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Keep moving.
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- What is it? A parade?
- A funeral.
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- A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings.
- A fighting tong?
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Don't panic, Jack.
They're OK. They're good guys.
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Maybe we should try a different alley.
What do you say?
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Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings.
They got enemies?
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- Wing Kong.
- Who wear red turbans?
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Holy shit!
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These guys are animals, Jack.
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- What's happening, Wang?
- Chinese standoff.
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A what?
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Don't make a sound.
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Who's that?
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No questions! Just get outta here, Jack!
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Jack!
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- I think it was Lo Pan.
- Who?
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- Don't look, Jack!
- I already did.
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- Who? I mean, what?
- Lo Pan. Come on!
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- I can't see!
- It's OK. It's only temporary. Over here.
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Bend over.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I ran straight through him, Wang.
How the hell did I do that?
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- You didn't. It only appeared that way.
- Right!
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- Lords of Death, Jack.
- OK, I'm goin' home. Keep your money.
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- Hey, Wang Chi!
- Lookin' for us?
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- They know your name.
- That's not good. Let's go!
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- My truck!
- Forget it!
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Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong,
Jack. Just errand boys for the Wing Kong.
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Great! Who wiped out all those
yellow turbans? Those guys were winning.
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He says it was the Storms. The Three Storms.
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Three guys did all that? Listen.
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What about that...
whatever it was I ran straight through?
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Fast!
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Lucky us. We made it.
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- All right, where's my truck? I'm outta here.
- Isn't your truck insured?
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- Of course it is.
- Then smart man gets it later.
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- Smart man calls the cops.
- Cops got better things to do than get killed.
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So do I!
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Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento.
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Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey.
I pay 'em six G's a year in premiums.
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China is here, Mr Burton.
The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong.
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- They've been fighting for centuries.
- What does that mean? "China is here"?
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I don't know what that means. All I know is,
this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air
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in the middle of an alley, while his buddies
fly around, cuttin' everybody to shreds,
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and he stands there, waiting for me
to drive my truck straight through him,
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- with light comin' out of his mouth!
- Jack, please.
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- When did this happen?
- It didn't, not like he says.
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Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird
clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
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Lo Pan appeared on the street?
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle.
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I'm gonna tell you about an accident
and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
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All right, look. What's your name?
Mine's Jack Burton.
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- Good afternoon, Mr Wong.
- Eddie Lee, meet my friend, Jack Burton.
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- Eddie's the new ma�t re d' here.
- And a whole lot more.
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Well, I don't know my policy number.
It's in the glove compartment.
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Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
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- Jack Burton?
- Yeah.
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Boy. The guy you always told me about.
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- Then that was your abandoned truck.
- Abandoned, like hell!
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Hello. Hello?
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Oh, Christ!
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Bad news. The Lords of Death
stole it after you ran away.
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- They stole my truck?
- Take it easy, Jack. You're with friends.
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- We'll find it for you.
- Damn right you will.
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And my money. And time is money to a guy
like me. And your phone is dead, by the way.
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- How do you think I feel? I lost a whole girl!
- The Lords of Death were only on a joyride.
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Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong.
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They just wanted a girl to sell
and Miao Yin got in the way.
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Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into.
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Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of
the Chang Sings, Mr Lem Lee, assassinated.
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- That was his funeral.
- It was a war, Eddie.
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- What are you doing here?
- Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law.
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Great.
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Just passing the neighbourhood
on a dark and stormy night?
226
00:26:49,387 --> 00:26:52,424
- This is my neighbourhood.
- Sure it was a war.
227
00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:56,845
And anybody that showed up was gonna join
Lem Lee in the hell of being cut to pieces.
228
00:26:56,936 --> 00:26:59,641
- Hell of being what?
- The Chinese have a lotta hells.
229
00:26:59,731 --> 00:27:04,108
- And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
- She can't get enough of me.
230
00:27:04,194 --> 00:27:06,815
He wishes. Look, you know me.
231
00:27:06,905 --> 00:27:10,321
I'm always pokin' my nose where it
doesn't belong and, I admit it,
232
00:27:10,408 --> 00:27:12,697
this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
233
00:27:12,785 --> 00:27:16,653
But I have it on good advice that the punks
that jumped me and took his truck,
234
00:27:16,748 --> 00:27:20,911
they took the girl they kidnapped to the
White Tiger's for a quick sale. Who was she?
235
00:27:21,002 --> 00:27:25,498
- My fianc�e. The White Tiger's?
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
236
00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:29,209
If we go tonight, we can buy her back.
A warrant's too complicated,
237
00:27:29,303 --> 00:27:32,055
- violence out of the question...
- Hold it! Slow down.
238
00:27:32,139 --> 00:27:34,595
- I'm feelin' like an outsider here.
- You are!
239
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:38,135
Jack, listen. I need more of your help.
I can't pay you today, OK?
240
00:27:38,228 --> 00:27:40,719
- Shit.
- How can I? I need the cash for Miao Yin.
241
00:27:40,814 --> 00:27:45,690
- And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
- Seriously? That's an extra.
242
00:27:45,778 --> 00:27:48,398
It's like leather bucket seats: double the price.
243
00:27:48,488 --> 00:27:53,316
- Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through...
- Has spirit-medium powers.
244
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:58,286
Like the immortals.
His flesh and his bones are atomised.
245
00:27:58,373 --> 00:28:01,125
He becomes the dream.
246
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,996
- What?
- That's an exaggeration, Jack, I promise.
247
00:28:04,086 --> 00:28:05,463
Please, help me.
248
00:28:05,838 --> 00:28:07,914
I got a great idea.
249
00:28:20,770 --> 00:28:22,846
- Relax.
- I am relaxed.
250
00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:26,440
Look, this is as far as I go,
because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
251
00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:30,477
I'd go in there with you, but they know
my face and they'd wanna push it in.
252
00:28:30,573 --> 00:28:33,242
- Not while I'm around.
- It's all up to you now, Jack.
253
00:28:33,326 --> 00:28:35,484
My destiny rests in your capable hands.
254
00:28:35,578 --> 00:28:38,198
- I'll do my best.
- Make them drop their guard.
255
00:28:38,288 --> 00:28:39,913
- I'll try.
- Look stupid.
256
00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:41,826
He does.
257
00:28:43,209 --> 00:28:45,998
Boy, it sure is rainin' cats and dogs.
258
00:28:46,838 --> 00:28:49,922
The cab driver said... He told me that I could...
259
00:28:50,008 --> 00:28:53,258
Well, that the White Tiger would...
260
00:28:54,429 --> 00:28:56,386
Just a minute, please.
261
00:29:02,437 --> 00:29:06,898
Excuse me for a second, guys.
I think I know that car.
262
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,943
What's she doing now?
263
00:29:14,032 --> 00:29:15,989
Strange girl.
264
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,578
That building there. The White Tiger.
265
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:27,583
God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in?
Because I will, if we have to.
266
00:29:27,671 --> 00:29:31,005
I'll go anywhere or do anything
to get my story. It's my big break.
267
00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:35,634
Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men
inside right now, stirring the pot.
268
00:29:50,778 --> 00:29:56,116
How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's
my name and excitement's my game.
269
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,533
- Cash or charge?
- Gosh! Cash, I guess.
270
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:01,826
I mean, it's not deductible, is it?
271
00:30:04,124 --> 00:30:07,078
Mrs O'Toole will take care of your needs.
272
00:30:07,169 --> 00:30:09,292
Boy, I wish these were in colour.
273
00:30:09,379 --> 00:30:13,127
Because what I really am
in the mood for is a girl with green eyes.
274
00:30:13,215 --> 00:30:15,838
And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole.
275
00:30:15,927 --> 00:30:19,971
Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em.
The more exotic the better.
276
00:30:20,056 --> 00:30:22,845
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
277
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:44,116
- Too long. Let's go in.
- It's only been ten minutes.
278
00:30:44,207 --> 00:30:46,282
Give the guy a chance.
279
00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:51,540
- So how long you been in the US of A?
- Three months.
280
00:30:51,631 --> 00:30:54,547
- Where from?
- Hong Kong.
281
00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:59,710
What happens? You stay here a while?
Old girls leave, new girls come in?
282
00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:03,506
Maybe. Take your tie off, please.
283
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,804
Yeah, I know what you mean.
My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
284
00:31:10,941 --> 00:31:12,399
Holy shit!
285
00:32:44,534 --> 00:32:49,874
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out?
That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
286
00:32:49,957 --> 00:32:52,910
I want my truck back.
Now where the hell am I?
287
00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:56,288
- My office. Sit down.
- You sleep in your office?
288
00:32:56,380 --> 00:33:01,256
What I need to get straight is...
These Storms, what are they? Magicians?
289
00:33:01,344 --> 00:33:05,176
- Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain.
- Try real hard.
290
00:33:05,264 --> 00:33:08,181
If the Storms have Miao Yin,
there's one place they'd go.
291
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:12,346
Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China,
Mr David Lo Pan.
292
00:33:12,437 --> 00:33:15,689
You mean the Lo Pan that's
chairman of the National Orient Bank
293
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,982
and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company,
294
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:21,651
but who's so reclusive
that no one has laid eyes on him in years?
295
00:33:21,739 --> 00:33:24,194
Who the hell are you, anyway?
296
00:33:24,283 --> 00:33:27,782
I'm Margo Litzenberger.
I'm with the Berkeley People�s Herald.
297
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:32,283
I've been trying to get somebody from
the press to listen to me about this, Burton.
298
00:33:32,374 --> 00:33:37,285
It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan.
The bastard's afraid to show his face.
299
00:33:37,379 --> 00:33:40,298
- He's got more enemies...
- He's got Miao Yin. I'm going!
300
00:33:40,383 --> 00:33:42,708
- Are you nuts?
- Who's that?
301
00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:45,755
It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep.
302
00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:48,171
- From the airport.
- This morning, sure.
303
00:33:48,265 --> 00:33:52,809
That's why I was there. I was protecting her
civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
304
00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:56,809
This is just so shocking. I mean,
I must just be so monumentally naive.
305
00:33:56,899 --> 00:33:59,141
- You are.
- Now we have to grab your fianc�e...
306
00:33:59,234 --> 00:34:02,401
Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
307
00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:05,061
but I've experienced
some unreasonable things.
308
00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:08,941
- It depends on how you look at it.
- The hell it does! So somebody
309
00:34:09,036 --> 00:34:11,409
- tell me what is goin' on!
- The truth?
310
00:34:11,498 --> 00:34:13,656
- I can take it.
- We don't know.
311
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:20,662
- I'm going now, alone if I have to!
- Where? It's pouring out.
312
00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:24,422
- Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange.
- The Wing Kong Exchange?
313
00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:28,294
The most dangerous den of madmen
in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like...
314
00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:33,016
Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
My mind and my spirits are as one.
315
00:34:33,102 --> 00:34:36,020
- As two. I said I was comin'.
- I'd go with you...
316
00:34:36,105 --> 00:34:39,023
I know. There's a problem with your face.
317
00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:43,187
OK! You people sit tight,
hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.
318
00:34:43,279 --> 00:34:46,814
If we're not back by dawn, call the president.
319
00:34:56,626 --> 00:35:02,212
- This is gonna take crackerjack timing.
- Total concentration. You ready, Jack?
320
00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:04,374
I was born ready.
321
00:35:08,471 --> 00:35:10,630
I love working nights.
322
00:35:10,724 --> 00:35:12,717
Don't get up. Phone company.
323
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:16,261
All right, boys, where's the main panel?
Probably through here.
324
00:35:25,197 --> 00:35:27,154
Wang.
325
00:35:35,957 --> 00:35:39,491
Good work, Jack.
I think they actually fell for it.
326
00:35:41,921 --> 00:35:46,250
Well, last time we had this problem was
on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
327
00:35:46,342 --> 00:35:50,505
- I'd better locate the central junction box.
- I think it's down there.
328
00:35:55,517 --> 00:35:57,060
What does that say?
329
00:35:57,144 --> 00:36:00,062
- Hell of boiling oil.
- You're kidding!
330
00:36:00,148 --> 00:36:02,437
Yeah, I am. It says "Keep out."
331
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,320
We've got to do something!
332
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:19,115
Goat butts against a hedge
and its horns become entangled.
333
00:36:20,002 --> 00:36:24,331
- I don't think I've had the pleasure.
- Miss Gracie Law, Mr Egg Shen.
334
00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,995
Egg's kind of our local authority on Lo Pan.
335
00:36:27,091 --> 00:36:29,665
- He's helping us out.
- It has been almost two hours.
336
00:36:29,761 --> 00:36:33,095
- Let's go over there, beat down the door...
- No, Miss Law.
337
00:36:33,182 --> 00:36:38,388
We have to gather our strength,
because now there's clouds and thunder.
338
00:36:38,478 --> 00:36:41,848
The image of difficulty at the beginning.
339
00:36:41,939 --> 00:36:45,771
But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
340
00:36:50,823 --> 00:36:53,445
- Look.
- Yeah.
341
00:36:53,534 --> 00:36:56,488
What you got here is two
people dragging a third.
342
00:36:56,579 --> 00:36:58,655
Miao Yin!
343
00:37:13,055 --> 00:37:16,803
- You did that, right?
- I guess so. I hope so.
344
00:37:22,397 --> 00:37:24,686
Jack, check this out.
345
00:37:25,984 --> 00:37:28,060
So what is this? Chinese or somethin'?
346
00:37:28,153 --> 00:37:30,858
- Countin' backwards?
- Not backwards. Downwards.
347
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:46,286
Of course the Chinese mix everything up.
Look at what they have to work with.
348
00:37:46,379 --> 00:37:51,254
There's Buddhism, Confucianism
and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
349
00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:55,762
We take what we want and leave the rest.
Just like your salad bar.
350
00:37:55,846 --> 00:37:59,891
But there is one thing
even David Lo Pan must acknowledge.
351
00:37:59,975 --> 00:38:06,477
All movement in the universe is caused by
tension between positive and negative furies.
352
00:38:06,566 --> 00:38:10,979
- So when the furies are out of balance...
- As they are in Lo Pan, who is cursed.
353
00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:14,238
Then the people
turn into demons and live for ever.
354
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:18,654
Repulsive and evil,
existing only to plague the living.
355
00:38:18,746 --> 00:38:23,988
Well then, what you're saying is
this David Lo Pan... What is he? A ghost?
356
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:30,122
Plays at being a man.
A creature of vast, dark, destructive power.
357
00:38:30,632 --> 00:38:35,710
All right, out this hatch and up the cable.
Does that sound like a brilliant idea or what?
358
00:38:35,804 --> 00:38:38,721
The cable is three storeys high
and covered with grease.
359
00:38:38,806 --> 00:38:42,722
Exactly. It's real and we can touch it,
so at least we know where we stand.
360
00:38:42,811 --> 00:38:44,603
Yeah, in deep shit.
361
00:38:47,315 --> 00:38:49,888
- What?
- What the hell...?
362
00:38:51,778 --> 00:38:53,273
- Shit!
- See?
363
00:38:53,363 --> 00:38:56,280
You think they'd let us
walk in and out like the wind?
364
00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:59,071
Yes.
I thought that was your whole damn point!
365
00:38:59,161 --> 00:39:01,533
My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost!
366
00:39:01,622 --> 00:39:04,540
- This is salt water, Wang.
- And get your truck back!
367
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:08,243
- I'll buy another one.
- But there's only one Miao Yin!
368
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,315
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
369
00:39:38,408 --> 00:39:40,899
Hell of the upside-down sinners!
370
00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:59,554
Hey, you! Come on over here
and fight like a man!
371
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,253
Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
372
00:40:44,933 --> 00:40:47,306
- Where are we, Wang?
- You are nowhere!
373
00:41:13,588 --> 00:41:15,496
Oh, boy.
374
00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:18,543
Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan,
all right?
375
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:20,919
David Lo Pan?
376
00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:24,595
- Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton.
- What, you?
377
00:41:25,515 --> 00:41:28,682
- I don't get this at all. I thought...
- Shut up, Mr Burton!
378
00:41:28,769 --> 00:41:32,849
- You are not put upon this world to "get it".
- Come on! Lo Pan is like...
379
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:34,813
Nothing you can understand.
380
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:40,142
There are many mysteries and unanswerable
questions, even in a life as short as yours.
381
00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:43,903
The way I see it, it doesn't mean
we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck?
382
00:41:43,992 --> 00:41:48,369
You are not looking for a truck. You're
looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes.
383
00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:51,789
- Yes.
- She must be something extraordinary.
384
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:54,497
Or I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years.
385
00:41:54,587 --> 00:41:58,122
There can't be many Chinese girls
with green eyes these days.
386
00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:01,501
- There are not. Never were.
- So beggars can't be choosers.
387
00:42:01,594 --> 00:42:03,670
But I can!
388
00:42:04,472 --> 00:42:07,307
Tell me about Miao Yin.
389
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,680
What province is she from? Hunan?
390
00:42:10,393 --> 00:42:14,522
Her mother? Her father?
He must be a holy man. I must know.
391
00:42:14,607 --> 00:42:18,142
You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
392
00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:28,073
Mr Burton, if you have an influence over
your youthful friend, you better exert it now.
393
00:42:28,162 --> 00:42:32,206
Otherwise I will send both of you to
the hell where people are skinned alive.
394
00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:34,662
It's that simple. Understand?
395
00:42:35,711 --> 00:42:39,460
- Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
- No, he means it, Jack.
396
00:42:39,548 --> 00:42:44,673
My problem is this place.
This place is my tomb. I'm buried here.
397
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:50,883
A young man, a king, a warrior,
is entombed in this old man's crippled body.
398
00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:55,100
And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton,
399
00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:58,439
a special kind of woman
with dragon-green eyes,
400
00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:03,947
to make me whole and young again, so that I
may rule the universe from beyond the grave.
401
00:43:04,032 --> 00:43:07,364
- Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East.
- Who, him? This guy?
402
00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,443
No, not me, Mr Burton.
403
00:43:10,830 --> 00:43:15,372
My demon. The god I must appease
in order to regain my heart, my blood.
404
00:43:16,001 --> 00:43:19,702
A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti,
405
00:43:19,796 --> 00:43:22,667
a girl brave enough
to embrace the naked blade.
406
00:43:22,758 --> 00:43:24,964
- When I find her, I will marry her.
- Never!
407
00:43:25,052 --> 00:43:27,460
Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted.
408
00:43:27,555 --> 00:43:30,389
You can rule the universe
from beyond the grave.
409
00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:32,881
- Indeed!
- Or check into a psycho ward.
410
00:43:32,976 --> 00:43:35,384
Whichever comes first.
411
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:40,354
What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000
years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
412
00:43:40,442 --> 00:43:43,562
Come on, Dave, you must be doin'
somethin' seriously wrong.
413
00:43:43,653 --> 00:43:49,361
There have been others, to be sure.
There are always others, are there not?
414
00:43:49,453 --> 00:43:53,615
You seem to be one who knows
the difficulties between men and women,
415
00:43:53,707 --> 00:43:56,079
how seldom it works out.
416
00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:59,995
And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
417
00:44:02,089 --> 00:44:07,879
Who are these people? Friends of yours?
Now this really pisses me off to no end!
418
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:11,553
- Come on, stick around!
- Where's Miao Yin? In this building?
419
00:44:11,641 --> 00:44:13,265
- Safe.
- Where is she?
420
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,885
Safe.
Safer with me than any creature on earth!
421
00:44:18,397 --> 00:44:21,398
Go ahead. You want bad publicity?
Give us the run-around.
422
00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:25,695
But this woman has a deadline,
and her pen is mightier than your sword.
423
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:28,567
- Yeah.
- No visitors.
424
00:44:28,657 --> 00:44:32,986
- I don't make the policy around here.
- Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
425
00:44:33,078 --> 00:44:35,451
What's it gonna hurt?
426
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,866
I can help you.
427
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:10,271
- Are you OK, Jack?
- Yeah.
428
00:45:12,534 --> 00:45:16,579
We're in a room.
No windows, a few skeletons.
429
00:45:16,663 --> 00:45:19,784
- Where's the light coming from?
- The floor.
430
00:45:35,224 --> 00:45:38,806
With the easing of trade restrictions,
431
00:45:38,894 --> 00:45:43,807
next year we'll start importing
a lot of strange things from Peking.
432
00:45:43,901 --> 00:45:46,936
What sort of strange things?
433
00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:49,435
Are we going up or down?
434
00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:51,606
It feels like down.
435
00:46:11,344 --> 00:46:13,835
Great. Thank you, Jack.
436
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:18,924
I think we've come up. First we went down.
Now they've brought us up.
437
00:46:20,019 --> 00:46:24,930
Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably
welded shut and covered with brick by now.
438
00:46:25,025 --> 00:46:28,938
- Don't give up, Jack.
- OK. Let's just chew our way outta here!
439
00:46:29,028 --> 00:46:31,650
Lo Pan has plans for us,
or we'd be dead doornails.
440
00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:36,864
Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case
on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
441
00:46:36,952 --> 00:46:41,911
- One and the same person, Jack.
- You know something you're not tellin' me.
442
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,408
Myths and legends.
443
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:48,455
- I don't wanna insult you.
- No, no. Go ahead.
444
00:46:49,299 --> 00:46:50,877
Insult me.
445
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:56,343
It's about all sorts of scary things:
an ancient army of the dead,
446
00:46:56,431 --> 00:46:59,965
the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices.
447
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,217
The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
448
00:47:02,312 --> 00:47:06,310
that mad monarch who federated our
seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan
449
00:47:06,399 --> 00:47:11,642
and imposed upon him
that horrible curse of no flesh in 272 BC.
450
00:47:12,572 --> 00:47:16,949
A lot of Chinese hear these things
when we're kids, then we grow up,
451
00:47:17,911 --> 00:47:20,034
and pretend not to believe them.
452
00:47:20,622 --> 00:47:23,539
- No horseshit, Wang.
- No horseshit, Jack.
453
00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:28,999
I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't
even wanna believe it, but it's for real.
454
00:47:29,088 --> 00:47:31,579
Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
455
00:47:36,971 --> 00:47:39,047
Blindfolds!
456
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,283
You make one move...
457
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:10,327
Now, let's try that again.
Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
458
00:48:12,173 --> 00:48:14,130
Come on, Jack!
459
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,668
- Come on!
- How?
460
00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:13,183
- Great work, Jack.
- Yeah.
461
00:49:13,276 --> 00:49:18,519
We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu
and Egg are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
462
00:49:18,615 --> 00:49:20,109
- Right.
- Here, Jack.
463
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,276
I'll trade ya.
464
00:49:23,495 --> 00:49:26,033
All right, which way?
Fast, before they wake up.
465
00:49:26,122 --> 00:49:28,744
There, I think. Down there.
466
00:49:35,090 --> 00:49:37,166
No pathetic excuses.
467
00:49:38,177 --> 00:49:44,380
I smell the blood of human beings.
Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
468
00:49:44,808 --> 00:49:46,884
You heard me!
469
00:50:43,033 --> 00:50:45,109
Empty.
470
00:50:47,454 --> 00:50:50,123
I need you, Miao Yin.
471
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:55,120
You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning.
472
00:50:56,171 --> 00:51:00,121
Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon.
473
00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:03,762
Please.
474
00:51:05,472 --> 00:51:07,346
Let's go. It's clear.
475
00:51:13,188 --> 00:51:15,264
Safety!
476
00:51:19,153 --> 00:51:20,730
Wang!
477
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:29,365
First time you ever plugged somebody?
478
00:51:29,998 --> 00:51:31,954
- Course not.
- Come on!
479
00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:35,619
You wanna go up or down?
480
00:51:35,711 --> 00:51:37,787
- Up or down?
- Up.
481
00:52:00,486 --> 00:52:04,483
All has become strange.
482
00:52:05,449 --> 00:52:11,367
A world so unreal and yet,
at once, so frightening.
483
00:52:34,895 --> 00:52:37,850
Open up or I'll blow his head off!
484
00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:43,943
Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti
485
00:52:44,029 --> 00:52:47,896
and your souls speed with his
to the hell of the oily dragon!
486
00:53:15,102 --> 00:53:17,261
- You all right?
- Yeah.
487
00:53:21,985 --> 00:53:23,859
- Margo!
- Jack!
488
00:53:23,946 --> 00:53:27,728
- Where's Gracie?
- On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
489
00:53:27,823 --> 00:53:31,488
- How are you gonna spring us?
- I have no idea.
490
00:54:09,031 --> 00:54:11,522
That way maybe.
491
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,196
Wang, haul ass!
492
00:54:32,013 --> 00:54:33,921
Come on, keep movin'!
493
00:54:35,558 --> 00:54:37,100
Margo, jump in!
494
00:54:38,770 --> 00:54:41,058
- In there? Are you nuts?
- Go!
495
00:55:12,386 --> 00:55:14,876
- Where's Margo?
- I don't know.
496
00:55:18,268 --> 00:55:19,216
Where are we?
497
00:55:19,310 --> 00:55:21,599
- Where's Eddie?
- Beats me.
498
00:55:24,733 --> 00:55:26,809
Where's Jack?
499
00:55:28,653 --> 00:55:30,729
Jack!
500
00:55:32,698 --> 00:55:34,774
Jack?
501
00:55:36,786 --> 00:55:38,862
Jack!
502
00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:47,457
- Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
- Yeah, sure. Let's go.
503
00:55:54,303 --> 00:55:57,922
- It's like some giant garbage disposal.
- I think it is, sort of.
504
00:55:58,015 --> 00:56:02,014
Will you just stop rubbing
your body up against mine?
505
00:56:02,103 --> 00:56:04,226
I can't concentrate when you do that.
506
00:56:04,314 --> 00:56:08,312
What a pig you are, Burton! I mean, really!
507
00:56:10,862 --> 00:56:14,861
- Where's Jack?
- It's OK. Everybody relax. I'm here.
508
00:56:14,950 --> 00:56:18,365
Jack, I know where we are.
This is a central... what do you call it?
509
00:56:18,453 --> 00:56:21,205
- Sewer?
- Yeah. Water comes in up there.
510
00:56:21,289 --> 00:56:26,035
Seawater from the bay fills this room. They
divert it through pipes to different chambers.
511
00:56:26,127 --> 00:56:29,662
I bet up there's where
we first got on that elevator.
512
00:56:57,408 --> 00:57:00,907
All right, we're almost outta here.
From here on, it gets normal.
513
00:57:00,995 --> 00:57:03,202
Offices, storerooms: a nice false front.
514
00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:06,788
I count to three, open the door, and we go.
515
00:57:06,876 --> 00:57:08,833
- Everybody got that?
- Ready?
516
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,412
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
517
00:57:15,427 --> 00:57:17,171
We may be trapped.
518
00:57:20,223 --> 00:57:22,548
Hide!
519
00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:26,391
- Hide?
- Hide! They only saw me!
520
00:57:30,275 --> 00:57:32,813
We fight together, Jack. Do or die.
521
00:58:23,745 --> 00:58:25,287
Time to go.
522
00:58:30,043 --> 00:58:33,164
The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
523
00:58:54,359 --> 00:58:59,270
Here's the deal. I run interference and
you bring up the rear. Can you handle that?
524
00:58:59,365 --> 00:59:00,312
Can you?
525
00:59:00,865 --> 00:59:04,316
Well, what a night's work!
You got a problem like that again,
526
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:07,246
- you reach for the sky!
- Let's go!
527
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,576
Come on, come on.
528
00:59:12,795 --> 00:59:15,914
- You're doin' real good, guys.
- Come on, Jack!
529
00:59:17,841 --> 00:59:20,546
Let's go! Open the doors!
530
00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:26,095
- Hurry!
- Move it, Egg!
531
00:59:27,725 --> 00:59:29,635
Duck!
532
00:59:45,702 --> 00:59:48,822
We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
533
00:59:49,497 --> 00:59:52,368
- Where's Miao Yin?
- Inside.
534
00:59:52,959 --> 00:59:54,667
Somewhere inside.
535
00:59:57,714 --> 00:59:59,339
Where's Gracie?
536
01:00:15,774 --> 01:00:18,941
Put me down, you overstuffed monster!
537
01:00:23,074 --> 01:00:25,908
Let me go! Let me go!
538
01:01:04,031 --> 01:01:06,154
What does it mean?
539
01:01:06,241 --> 01:01:08,947
Two girls with green eyes?
540
01:01:09,037 --> 01:01:11,160
After all these years.
541
01:01:11,247 --> 01:01:16,786
You bastards! Unchain me! You're not
gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
542
01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:20,954
This one has fire as well!
543
01:01:21,048 --> 01:01:24,962
Listen,
I've had it up to here with you maniacs.
544
01:01:25,052 --> 01:01:29,180
I wanna see that disgusting
flesh-peddler David Lo Pan in person.
545
01:01:29,264 --> 01:01:34,306
Unless the coward's afraid to see
an unarmed girl one-on-one!
546
01:01:34,853 --> 01:01:36,929
Where is he?
547
01:01:46,198 --> 01:01:51,073
You know what this is?
This is like some radical Alice In Wonderland.
548
01:01:51,161 --> 01:01:55,325
- That's what this is.
- Then you've got a best seller on your hands.
549
01:01:55,415 --> 01:02:01,371
- Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
- Cops got better things to do than get killed.
550
01:02:04,801 --> 01:02:06,544
Here he is, Jack.
551
01:02:06,636 --> 01:02:10,301
No, these are our friends.
These are the Chang Sings.
552
01:02:10,389 --> 01:02:13,675
- Any of 'em savvy English?
- Hey, man. Who is this guy?
553
01:02:13,768 --> 01:02:15,595
All right. You got any guns?
554
01:02:15,686 --> 01:02:21,143
Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
to make you feel better, like Dirty Harry.
555
01:02:21,234 --> 01:02:24,318
I'll stick with these. You comin' with us, Egg?
556
01:02:24,403 --> 01:02:29,313
Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides,
if I don't you'll never make it out alive.
557
01:02:29,407 --> 01:02:31,981
- I'm on board too then.
- Yeah, sure, kid.
558
01:02:32,078 --> 01:02:35,825
- You can't keep the press out. It's America.
- You're not going back there.
559
01:02:35,914 --> 01:02:38,487
You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
560
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:41,620
- Eddie? But he's...
- He's got a crush on you.
561
01:02:42,045 --> 01:02:46,339
- You mean like you've got on Gracie?
- Are you kidding? I just want my truck back.
562
01:02:46,424 --> 01:02:49,759
What do I know?
She's not even your type. All brains.
563
01:02:49,845 --> 01:02:51,921
Come on, let's go!
564
01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:04,396
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
565
01:03:27,342 --> 01:03:29,418
Oh, boy.
566
01:03:30,594 --> 01:03:33,679
Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
567
01:03:33,765 --> 01:03:37,049
Yes. Miao Yin.
568
01:03:37,392 --> 01:03:40,145
- Who are you?
- Lo Pan.
569
01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:43,763
You have come to seek me out
with your green eyes.
570
01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,897
Yes.
571
01:03:45,984 --> 01:03:47,941
- No, no.
- Yes.
572
01:03:49,821 --> 01:03:55,447
- What's going on here? Some kind of...?
- Magic. The darkest magic.
573
01:03:55,536 --> 01:04:01,824
My soul swims in it, scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness.
574
01:04:02,251 --> 01:04:06,249
Until I find her and marry her.
575
01:04:06,339 --> 01:04:07,714
Marry her?
576
01:04:07,799 --> 01:04:13,006
The girl with green eyes.
The girl who can tame the burning blade.
577
01:04:15,206 --> 01:04:19,619
Miao Yin or Grace Law.
578
01:04:30,054 --> 01:04:34,301
- Great start. It's the other way.
- The front door will get you nowhere.
579
01:04:34,391 --> 01:04:38,010
- Here, let me hold that.
- A brave man likes to feel nature on his face.
580
01:04:38,104 --> 01:04:41,353
And a wise man has enough sense
to get in out of the rain.
581
01:04:53,453 --> 01:04:56,157
- He lives here?
- He owns the block. He's a rich guy.
582
01:04:56,247 --> 01:04:59,581
- Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
- To Western eyes.
583
01:04:59,668 --> 01:05:02,584
The stuff in these bottles is priceless.
584
01:05:03,922 --> 01:05:06,922
Well, all set?
585
01:05:07,926 --> 01:05:10,499
Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg.
586
01:05:29,823 --> 01:05:31,695
- Jack next.
- Where does it go?
587
01:05:31,782 --> 01:05:34,700
- Down. Lo Pan is down there.
- Down where?
588
01:05:34,786 --> 01:05:37,786
- Where is the universe?
- Come on, Jack. Don't be afraid.
589
01:05:37,871 --> 01:05:39,947
Afraid? Are you kidding?
590
01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:58,475
- Where in the hell are we?
- Underneath Chinatown.
591
01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:01,403
That is not water.
592
01:07:01,497 --> 01:07:03,952
Black blood of the earth.
593
01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:08,335
- Do you mean oil?
- I mean black blood of the earth.
594
01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:13,629
A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes
turned the world upside down.
595
01:07:15,887 --> 01:07:18,378
Many normal people were killed.
596
01:07:20,642 --> 01:07:24,722
Many unnatural people roam free
597
01:07:24,813 --> 01:07:29,391
to commit great offences against the gods.
598
01:09:15,757 --> 01:09:20,752
They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart.
599
01:09:23,598 --> 01:09:25,887
I will marry both women.
600
01:09:27,852 --> 01:09:30,425
Prepare them.
601
01:09:45,037 --> 01:09:47,113
What is that?
602
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:52,830
- It sounds like...
- Something breathing underwater?
603
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,579
Yeah.
604
01:10:04,390 --> 01:10:06,466
You will come out no more!
605
01:10:06,559 --> 01:10:10,223
What? What'll come out no more?
606
01:10:10,311 --> 01:10:12,554
Come on.
607
01:10:12,648 --> 01:10:14,723
Dammit!
608
01:10:27,537 --> 01:10:29,613
Miao Yin?
609
01:11:08,203 --> 01:11:10,326
Hey, Wang!
610
01:11:10,414 --> 01:11:12,987
- Egg!
- Jack, come on!
611
01:11:27,806 --> 01:11:31,222
It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom.
Emergency provisions.
612
01:11:31,309 --> 01:11:34,264
We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
613
01:11:34,355 --> 01:11:36,264
Christ!
614
01:11:39,068 --> 01:11:40,182
Later.
615
01:11:40,278 --> 01:11:44,904
We're getting close. Real close.
And now for some more bad news. Ready?
616
01:11:44,991 --> 01:11:49,487
- This gets worse? Come on!
- 2,258 years ago
617
01:11:49,578 --> 01:11:52,069
the First Sovereign Emperor...
618
01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:57,159
He subjugated Lo Pan, made him of no flesh.
619
01:11:58,212 --> 01:12:02,043
- Only an evil dream.
- Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
620
01:12:02,132 --> 01:12:07,340
In order to be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy,
621
01:12:07,429 --> 01:12:10,099
and marry her to appease the God of the East.
622
01:12:10,182 --> 01:12:13,302
But to appease the emperor,
he had to kill her.
623
01:12:13,394 --> 01:12:15,220
Kill her? No!
624
01:12:15,311 --> 01:12:19,439
Well, let's go. What are we talkin'
Chinese history for when we gotta get...
625
01:12:19,524 --> 01:12:23,024
We are getting ready to strike the final blow.
626
01:12:23,112 --> 01:12:26,777
- If we reach Lo Pan...
- When we reach Lo Pan.
627
01:12:26,865 --> 01:12:29,653
...then the power in this flask
will be our only hope
628
01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:34,654
against the Bodhisattva of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.
629
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:39,748
Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
630
01:12:40,130 --> 01:12:42,999
I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
631
01:12:44,217 --> 01:12:46,838
The evil dream will die.
632
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:54,465
Wing Kong outside.
633
01:13:21,254 --> 01:13:24,787
- Were they real?
- Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.
634
01:13:24,881 --> 01:13:26,957
What's in the flask? Magic potion?
635
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:29,507
- Yeah.
- Thought so. Good. Do we drink it?
636
01:13:29,595 --> 01:13:31,339
- Yeah.
- Good. Thought so.
637
01:14:07,758 --> 01:14:12,219
I am the past,
come back to haunt you, Lo Pan!
638
01:14:14,473 --> 01:14:18,850
My God, no! Please!
What is that? Don't tell me.
639
01:14:18,936 --> 01:14:23,265
A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
640
01:14:23,357 --> 01:14:25,813
They have returned.
641
01:14:25,901 --> 01:14:30,066
And this time they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.
642
01:14:30,156 --> 01:14:35,827
Little bastard sorcerer has brought them
through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
643
01:14:35,912 --> 01:14:37,619
Egg Shen?
644
01:14:37,705 --> 01:14:42,664
Egg Shen! You have come
a long ways to find me, but it is too late.
645
01:14:42,752 --> 01:14:47,081
There are two girls with green eyes,
and I will marry them both.
646
01:14:47,173 --> 01:14:50,506
And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
to appease my emperor,
647
01:14:50,592 --> 01:14:54,839
and live out my earthly pleasures
with Miao Yin.
648
01:14:57,474 --> 01:15:00,725
That's right, Egg Shen.
The best of two worlds.
649
01:15:07,609 --> 01:15:10,183
You never know till you try.
650
01:15:10,279 --> 01:15:12,355
Let's get outta here.
651
01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,704
You know what I don't like?
Where is everybody?
652
01:15:25,795 --> 01:15:28,084
Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
653
01:15:38,641 --> 01:15:42,425
We should not be in here, not this easily.
It's a setup, I'm tellin' ya.
654
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,972
Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.
655
01:15:46,066 --> 01:15:48,817
So where is he, Egg? Where?
656
01:16:20,391 --> 01:16:22,468
- Jack, here!
- What?
657
01:16:26,064 --> 01:16:28,140
- Hollow.
- Fuck it.
658
01:16:32,779 --> 01:16:36,480
- I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down.
- Yeah, look.
659
01:16:36,574 --> 01:16:40,488
- Hey, all right!
- Time for the medicine!
660
01:16:48,253 --> 01:16:51,871
- Cheers!
- This does what again, exactly?
661
01:16:51,965 --> 01:16:54,586
Huge buzz.
662
01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:57,384
Good!
663
01:16:57,470 --> 01:17:01,764
You can see things no one else can see,
do things no one else can do.
664
01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:04,138
- Real things?
- As real as Lo Pan.
665
01:17:04,226 --> 01:17:08,307
- What more can a guy ask for?
- The six-demon bag!
666
01:17:08,398 --> 01:17:12,146
Terrific. A six-demon bag.
Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
667
01:17:12,235 --> 01:17:15,021
Wind! Fire! All that kind of thing.
668
01:17:15,112 --> 01:17:17,603
Here's to the army and navy
and the battles they have won.
669
01:17:17,698 --> 01:17:20,404
Here's to America's colours,
the colours that never run.
670
01:17:20,494 --> 01:17:23,199
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
671
01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:41,677
I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
672
01:17:41,764 --> 01:17:44,766
I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of...
673
01:17:45,768 --> 01:17:48,520
- I feel kind of invincible.
- Me too.
674
01:17:48,604 --> 01:17:52,554
- I got a very positive attitude about this.
- Good. Me too.
675
01:17:58,406 --> 01:18:00,944
Is it gettin' hot in here, or is it just me?
676
01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:04,160
Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
677
01:18:04,996 --> 01:18:08,697
Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
678
01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:14,746
come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony.
679
01:18:14,839 --> 01:18:18,540
- Miao Yin.
- And the ultimate evil spirit.
680
01:18:23,850 --> 01:18:27,264
And now, my beloved disciples,
681
01:18:27,352 --> 01:18:29,760
the moment of truth.
682
01:18:29,855 --> 01:18:32,392
The needle of love.
683
01:18:35,902 --> 01:18:38,903
- I'd like to shoot that bastard.
- Not until he's married.
684
01:18:38,989 --> 01:18:41,610
- Then he's flesh.
- Then it's too late.
685
01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:43,941
Ch'ing-ti!
686
01:18:44,035 --> 01:18:48,827
You, who shake the heavens
and descend from the east,
687
01:18:48,915 --> 01:18:52,616
all I ask in order to conquer this universe
688
01:18:52,711 --> 01:18:57,088
is that you grant me flesh and blood.
689
01:18:58,883 --> 01:19:02,003
Yes! Guide my hand
690
01:19:02,804 --> 01:19:06,967
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
691
01:19:07,851 --> 01:19:11,681
Let him complete the ceremony.
Then he is ours for certain!
692
01:19:11,770 --> 01:19:14,345
Come, my love. Give it to me.
693
01:19:27,538 --> 01:19:29,446
It's working!
694
01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:33,159
I'm mortal!
695
01:19:41,593 --> 01:19:43,586
Look out, guys!
696
01:19:59,193 --> 01:20:00,854
No way!
697
01:21:04,384 --> 01:21:06,673
Come, Miao Yin, it won't hurt.
698
01:22:07,532 --> 01:22:08,990
Shit!
699
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,530
Take her.
700
01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:43,853
Peasant magic!
701
01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:21,304
You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
702
01:24:27,587 --> 01:24:29,047
- It's me.
- Are you all right?
703
01:24:29,132 --> 01:24:32,298
- Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan.
- Where is he?
704
01:24:32,385 --> 01:24:33,759
Wang!
705
01:24:33,844 --> 01:24:35,636
Come on.
706
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,716
Pull it apart. Come on!
707
01:25:06,919 --> 01:25:11,213
- Where does this go?
- Up. To Lo Pan's office. It's cooler up there.
708
01:25:11,298 --> 01:25:14,384
- From there we can...
- Do you have a gun, I hope?
709
01:25:14,469 --> 01:25:17,884
- I have a knife.
- A knife? He's 12 feet tall!
710
01:25:17,972 --> 01:25:21,257
Seven. Don't worry.
I can handle him. I took something.
711
01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:24,055
I can see things no one else can see.
712
01:25:25,313 --> 01:25:28,895
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I was getting married.
713
01:25:28,983 --> 01:25:34,143
He was marrying both of us,
just because my eyes are green too.
714
01:25:43,414 --> 01:25:45,987
Oh, God. Is this really happening?
715
01:25:53,257 --> 01:25:56,543
- Look into my eyes.
- No! Never!
716
01:25:56,636 --> 01:26:00,550
I have suffered so much pain and agony.
Look at me!
717
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:04,424
No! I don't understand. I don't belong to you!
718
01:26:04,519 --> 01:26:08,351
No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti.
719
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:11,275
I must sacrifice you,
but I love you and I need you.
720
01:26:11,359 --> 01:26:13,565
No!
721
01:26:13,653 --> 01:26:15,859
Here, take her! Take the bitch!
722
01:26:15,947 --> 01:26:18,782
- Master, you are flesh!
- I am?
723
01:26:19,409 --> 01:26:22,410
I am! It worked!
724
01:26:22,495 --> 01:26:25,282
Ch'ing-ti is appeased.
725
01:26:25,665 --> 01:26:31,004
Now we must satisfy the First
Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!
726
01:26:31,087 --> 01:26:33,293
Not so fast, gentlemen.
727
01:26:33,381 --> 01:26:37,045
Is it too much to ask, Thunder?
Kill him! For me!
728
01:26:37,134 --> 01:26:41,962
It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many
people have been droppin' like flies already
729
01:26:42,056 --> 01:26:45,673
and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast.
730
01:26:45,767 --> 01:26:49,184
Nah, you know what Jack Burton
always says at a time like this?
731
01:26:49,272 --> 01:26:52,272
- Who?
- Jack Burton. Me!
732
01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:02,775
Old Jack always says
733
01:27:03,286 --> 01:27:05,408
"What the hell?"
734
01:27:31,188 --> 01:27:32,648
It's a good knife.
735
01:27:35,068 --> 01:27:36,942
Goodbye, Mr Burton.
736
01:28:01,177 --> 01:28:03,668
It's all in the reflexes.
737
01:28:06,808 --> 01:28:08,516
Wang!
738
01:28:16,192 --> 01:28:18,351
You all right?
739
01:28:18,444 --> 01:28:20,603
- Hey, thanks.
- Wait a minute.
740
01:28:56,358 --> 01:28:58,434
I don't think he's gonna stop!
741
01:29:02,781 --> 01:29:04,275
Come on!
742
01:29:24,136 --> 01:29:26,627
- We got a problem.
- There!
743
01:29:58,336 --> 01:30:00,744
Come on, Jack!
744
01:30:02,674 --> 01:30:04,750
Jump, Jack!
745
01:30:14,895 --> 01:30:17,765
- This whole place is melting!
- Hello! Hello!
746
01:30:18,648 --> 01:30:22,776
- How'd you get up there?
- It wasn't easy! Stand aside!
747
01:30:27,491 --> 01:30:29,697
Take it away!
748
01:30:49,304 --> 01:30:51,214
Hang onto this.
749
01:30:53,434 --> 01:30:55,426
Watch out, Wang Chi!
750
01:31:04,903 --> 01:31:06,979
Go for it, Wang!
751
01:31:27,718 --> 01:31:30,588
- Go!
- Come on, Jack, hurry!
752
01:31:32,597 --> 01:31:35,170
There's my truck... My truck!
753
01:31:35,266 --> 01:31:37,722
Get in.
754
01:31:59,291 --> 01:32:01,413
- They took the key.
- Do you have a spare?
755
01:32:01,501 --> 01:32:04,420
Course I do, but it's underneath the...
756
01:32:07,008 --> 01:32:10,791
- What was that?
- 6.9 on the Richter scale. Hang on!
757
01:32:19,270 --> 01:32:21,808
- Sorry.
- Don't you know how to drive this thing?
758
01:32:21,897 --> 01:32:23,474
Relax.
759
01:32:37,496 --> 01:32:39,786
Stop! Red light!
760
01:32:43,962 --> 01:32:46,416
Take it easy. OK, we made it.
761
01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:49,079
Yeah.
762
01:32:49,174 --> 01:32:53,302
Look at that.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
763
01:32:53,387 --> 01:32:55,463
Terrific.
764
01:32:56,766 --> 01:32:59,055
The light's green. You can go.
765
01:33:17,661 --> 01:33:20,782
- What are you doin', Jack?
- I'll be right back.
766
01:33:20,872 --> 01:33:23,363
Where are you goin', Egg?
767
01:33:24,084 --> 01:33:26,160
My work's done.
768
01:33:26,878 --> 01:33:30,828
Lo Pan is dead and the evil spell's been lifted.
769
01:33:31,967 --> 01:33:35,418
Years ago I promised myself a long vacation.
770
01:33:35,512 --> 01:33:37,506
It is time to collect.
771
01:33:37,598 --> 01:33:40,932
Well, why don't you go on over to China?
Visit the motherland?
772
01:33:41,018 --> 01:33:45,597
Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
Wherever I go, she's with me.
773
01:33:48,109 --> 01:33:52,403
- So what are you gonna call it?
- I don't know.
774
01:33:52,488 --> 01:33:57,647
Maybe you can come over to my place later
and help me find a title?
775
01:33:59,744 --> 01:34:02,995
- Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple.
- Nothin' or double.
776
01:34:03,082 --> 01:34:05,834
Triple. You earned it.
777
01:34:06,168 --> 01:34:08,872
You're right, I did. Thanks, Wang.
778
01:34:12,091 --> 01:34:14,664
Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
779
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:18,592
I can give up the open road,
sell my truck, settle down.
780
01:34:19,098 --> 01:34:21,670
Couldn't have that on my conscience.
781
01:34:21,766 --> 01:34:24,602
The only way it might work
is if you buy a bigger truck
782
01:34:24,687 --> 01:34:28,185
with a cosy little apartment
in back, just big enough for two.
783
01:34:28,273 --> 01:34:33,649
That sounds pretty great. But sooner or later
I rub everybody the wrong way.
784
01:34:35,657 --> 01:34:37,946
Well, let me think about it.
785
01:34:41,662 --> 01:34:45,494
God, aren't you even
gonna kiss her goodbye?
786
01:34:49,296 --> 01:34:50,838
No.
787
01:34:53,049 --> 01:34:56,168
- See you around, Burton.
- Never can tell.
788
01:35:01,223 --> 01:35:03,299
Bye, Jack.
789
01:35:06,770 --> 01:35:10,139
We really shook the pillars of heaven,
didn't we, Wang?
790
01:35:10,232 --> 01:35:12,938
- No horseshit, Jack.
- No horseshit.
791
01:35:35,008 --> 01:35:38,626
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express
and take his advice
792
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:42,669
on a stormy night, when the lightning's
crashin', the thunder's roarin',
793
01:35:42,765 --> 01:35:46,549
and the rain's comin' down
in sheets thick as lead.
794
01:35:46,644 --> 01:35:49,598
Remember what old Jack Burton does
when the earth quakes
795
01:35:49,689 --> 01:35:54,600
and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake.
796
01:35:54,694 --> 01:35:59,569
Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old
storm right square in the eye and he says
797
01:35:59,657 --> 01:36:03,322
"Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."
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