All language subtitles for Babylon 5 5x14.Meditations.on.the.Abyss

[instrumental music]

[beeping]

Delenn?

(Delenn)
'Yes.'

Are you alright?

'Yes. I...I just remembered
I-I-I need some important'

'papers from my quarters
for tomorrow's council meeting.'

A-at this hour?

'Um..'

I wouldn't be able
to sleep anyway

so I just want to make sure
I know where they are.

- You're, you're sure?
- Yes.

Go on back to sleep.
I'll be right back.

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

Waiting for me?

I don't think so.

Just because you don't know me.

I don't think I've seen you
around here before.

Let me buy you a drink.

No. Thank you.

You sure have pretty eyes.

I wonder what the rest of you
looks like underneath all that.

Seems a shame to hide it.

I will ask you politely
to go away.

But I will only ask once.

Good.
That'll save us time later.

Look, hon.

I'm here for the duration.
Get used to it.

Whether you like it or not,
I'm the face you're going to be

waking up to in the morning,
you got that?

That's better.

See?

Yeah.

[grunts]

[groans]
Oh, God!

You broke my finger!

True, but you have nine others,
for the moment.

[groaning]

Get back here!

[grunting]

I was beginning to wonder if you
were going to make it, Lennier.

I said that
I would never leave you..

...that I would be here
when you needed me most.

Tell me what you want done.
I will make it happen.

No matter the cost.

(male narrator)
And so it begins..

- There is a hole in your mind.
- What do you want?

(G'Kar)
No one here
is exactly what he appears.

(Sinclair)
Nothing's the same anymore.

(Hague)
Commander Sinclair
is being reassigned.

(Londo)
Why don't you eliminate
the entire Narn Homeworld?

(Elric)
I see a great hand
reaching out of a star.

(female #1)
President Clark has signed
a decree today declaring..

(Sheridan)
These orders have forced us
to declare independence.

(Sheridan)
People get off their
encounter-suited

butts and do something.

(Zathras)
You're the one who was.

(Kosh)
If you go to Z'ha'dum,
you will die.

(Lorien)
Why are you here?

Do you have anything worth
living for?

(Delenn)
I think of my beautiful
city in flames.

(Sheridan)
Now, get the hell out
of our galaxy!

(Sheridan)
We are here to place
President Clark under arrest.

[theme music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

(Lennier)
Delenn, I don't understand
why you needed to see me

alone down here.

I could have met you
in your quarters

or the council chambers--

(Delenn)
Someone would have seen you

and asked about you.

We need to be discreet.

I couldn't even risk
a coded transmission.

Does Sheridan know?

He's probably
the most important reason

I'm keeping this meeting
just between us.

Delenn.

What is it you want
from me?

Your help.

Following a trip
to the Drazi Homeworld

Mr. Garibaldi returned
with several compelling

reasons to believe
that the Centauri

are behind the recent attacks
against shipping lines

used by the other
alliance worlds.

Well, then, confront them.

I said we had reason,
not proof.

We can't go public
with what we suspect

until we can prove
their involvement.

Many of the rangers are
patrolling the shipping lines

in this area, but none of them
have the experience

with the Centauri
that you and I have.

So, I need you..

...on patrol, along
the Centauri border

watching for anything
suspicious.

You know how they think,
how they fight.

If anyone can get the evidence
we need, it's you.

But why not tell Sheridan?

Since the death of Marcus..

...and given the danger
involved..

I think John would be reluctant
to send someone close to me

on a mission like this.

As a friend,
he would want to protect you.

As my husband,
he would need to protect me

from anything that
might happen to you.

I think, in that respect..

...he does not know you
as well as he should.

He knows me.

But he also loves me.

And sometimes the one gets in
the way of the other.

Yes, I..

...imagine it could do that.

What happened there?

An accident while training
for hand-to-hand combat

with one of the new
Drazi recruits.

Faster than I thought.

I hear you have
been training

harder than you should.

You should..

[sighs]

You should go more slowly.

And if I had not
worked hard to be ready.

Would you have called me now
for this?

These are your instructions.

You will be stationed
aboard White Star 27

as one of the crew.

The ship is already here,
waiting for you.

I haven't told the captain
your mission.

He knows only
that you and the rest

are to be trained
in space combat

in areas near
the Centauri border.

As soon as you find anything,
return at once.

I understand.

I should go report to the ship
now so that we can get underway.

There is no need
to hurry, Lennier.

We could stay, talk awhile.
It's still early.

I haven't seen you since..

Since the Brakiri
day of the dead.

No.

It would not be wise.

Delenn..

During the day of the dead..

Morden..

...appeared to me

and he-he said..

He told me
that I would one day..

...betray the rangers.

Lennier.

I cannot think of anything

that would cause you
to betray the Anla-shok.

Nor I.

Good day, Delenn.

[doorbell chimes]

Yes?

Vir?

Help, please!

Alright, alright.
Don't move.

- I'll help!
- Ow!

Easy. Easy. Easy.

The finger.
The finger.

Maker!
What is all this?

Are we stocking up supplies
for the end of the universe?

No, no, no, no.

Just a second.
Uhh!

You were away
for a long time.

And then you came back,
and there was nothing fresh.

And so I figured I'd lay in
supplies for a while.

Nothing fresh?
What do you eat when I'm gone?

Well, I eat, we..

I mean, obviously,
we have plenty of, uh..

I eat at Mcbari's.

Mcbari's? Oh, is that the new
place in the brown sector?

With the golden, uh--

With the golden
head bones, yes.

Vir...we are not biologically
equipped to handle fast food.

I know, I know, but it-it tastes
so great going down.

Coming up again,
it's not so terrific, but--

Well, you'll have
to change that.

We can't have someone
in your position

eating at Mcbari's now, can we?

Yes, but..

What position?

I have given the matter
considerable thought

and I have decided to..

[beeping]

[beeping rapidly]

Where did you buy this?

Uh, a Drazi merchant
at the Zocalo.

I'm sorry, Vir.

I didn't mean
to sit on your supplies.

I didn't even see them.

You should be more careful where
you put things in the future.

Y-you're right, Londo.
I was wrong.

It was a-a very
silly mistake of me!

Now the thing you must
remember about the Drazi

is that they are
very insecure people

but they have so much
to be insecure about.

Did you know that the female
of their species

will gladly mate with any other
species in the universe

to avoid the males
of their own kind?

Take the-the wife of the
Drazi ambassador, for example.

'After spending an afternoon
of passion with her'

the Gaim ambassador told me
the most amazing stories.

Yes, you know that one day
he actually...oops.

[thuds]

There...hah.

They should stew all day
over that.

'Why would they
eavesdrop on us?'

I mean, we're all
in the alliance together.

I mean, what is wrong with them?

It's politics, Vir.
Never take it personally.

Now, where was I?
Oh, yes.

Of course.
Your position.

As you know, Vir,
I am to be emperor soon.

As part of that change,
I must name a replacement.

Now you are not
quite ready yet

'but I am sure you will be
before I leave here.'

Yes, Vir, I have decided
that when I am gone..

...the new ambassador
to Babylon 5..

...will be you.

[instrumental music]

(man on PA)
'White Star
bearing at 116 degrees.'

Sir?

Anla-shok Lennier.
Reporting for duty.

Captain Enrique Montoya.

Good to have you aboard.

Delenn tells me you've been
in combat situations before.

That is correct.

I ran weapons and navigation
during the Shadow War

under Delenn and Sheridan.

Well, that's
pretty heady company.

I'm not sure
what I can teach you

that those two couldn't.

But I'll try to find something.

On the other hand, officially,
you're still a trainee

so I have to treat you
the same as the others.

I understand.

Ah, Findell.

This is Lennier.
He just joined the crew.

Lennier,
this is Findell.

Another trainee
assigned to The Maria.

The...Maria?

Officially, White Star 27.

But what kind of a name
is that for a ship?

You won't find it on any records

but as far as I'm concerned

it's The Maria,
named after my sister.

Oh. And where is she?

With God.

Ha.

Well, I think I may have asked
an indiscreet question.

No, the captain does not believe
in indiscreet questions.

He believes the only way
to get pertinent information

is to ask impertinent questions.

Well, then, I may have
finally found a home.

All hands,
prepare for jump.

(male #1)
'Initiating
hyperspace modules.'

(female #2)
'Programming jump gate
activation sequence.'

(male #2)
'Jump gate activation
at your command, captain.'

(G'Kar)
Good news!

I just ran into
Dr. Franklin on my way over.

He says that my new
prosthetic eye is finally in!

At last,
I'll have a matched set.

You don't know what it's been
like looking into the mirror

and seeing
these staring back at me!

Well, then, we won't
keep either of you waiting.

- Mr. Ambassador.
- Mr. President.

Last night,
our main shipping lines

were attacked again
by unknown forces.

A-at least...unknown to us.

We have reason to believe

that you know who is
behind these attacks.

We are still in the process
of conducting our investigation.

Now we have had
several positive leads

but we can't release
any information

until we have
some conclusive answers.

But I do wonder if these "leads"

pointed to someone close to you.

A-a-an ally.

Perhaps someone in the advisory
board for the alliance.

A major race
whose strength you need

'to keep this alliance
together.'

'Uh, let's say...
The Centauri.'

I wonder if you would
be in a hurry to expose them.

I appreciate your..

...candor, Mr. Ambassador.

But if we had absolute proof

as to which race is behind these
attacks, we would release it

no matter where the trail led.

We have been patient with you
in the past, ambassador.

We ask only that you now
be patient with us.

We will be patient..

ask it.

But..

...remember your promise.

That once this evidence
was released, you would support

any action the alliance worlds
decided upon.

- We remember.
- Good.

- Because I..
- Ah, good.

I was hoping
to run into you here.

Uh, Londo,
this is a private--

The Centauri republic
is a member

of the advisory council.

Is there some reason why we have
been excluded from this meeting?

So, ambassador,
how is the wife?

- Not too tired, I hope.
- Londo..

(Londo)
'No, it's alright.
I'm not offended.'

I just came by
to mention to you all

that someone must be terribly
inept, whoever it was.

Planted a listening device
in my quarters this morning.

'The very idea
is laughable.'

'Absurd'

even moronic.

Wouldn't you say, ambassador?

Well, I just wanted
to alert the rest of you

in case anyone tries anything
equally as stupid as this again.

Good day to you all.
ambassador.

Oh..

...and your wonderful

beautiful wife.

Get your evidence.

And remember your promise,
president.

We will keep you to it.

[[instrumental music]

Lennier.

The captain has sent me
to find you.

He would like us
to take out a pair of fighters

and to scout the area
after we come out of hyperspace.

Are we to look
for anything in particular?

No. At-at least,
he didn't tell me.

He often leaves out important
pieces of information like that.

It is...frustrating.

It is, I think

the human way
of doing things.

They try
to encourage initiative

so that we may better react
to sudden changes.

Our own techniques
tend to be...rigid.

They have worked for the last
several thousand years

and I see no reason
why we should change them now.

Several thousand years ago,
we had no starships.

Should we stay home
and pretend they do not exist?

Findell, I have had considerable
contact with the humans.

If this is difficult
for you, perhaps I could help.

I am fine, thank you.

Now, come along.

We'll be jumping back
to normal space any time now.

And steady now.
Ho-hold still.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

That's it.
Let me just get this out here.

That's it.

There we go.

I'm sorry it took so long
to get this new eye in, G'Kar.

It's alright.

All that matters
is that it's here.

And, oh, uh..

And by the way,
I've been..

...reading your book.
Well, as much as I can.

It's difficult to translate.

It's very good actually.

Thank you, I suppose.

It wasn't supposed to come out
until after my death.

I find the whole thing
rather embarrassing.

[chuckles]
Well, why?

You shouldn't.
It's a good book.

It's got some
interesting ideas.

You know,
one question though, uh..

Every copy seems to have
a circular stain on page 83.

All our holy books are
reproduced exactly as written.

Line for line,
word for word.

Right down to the flaws
in the paper.

The circular stain is a coffee
stain left by Mr. Garibaldi.

When I confronted him
with it, he said

it's the best part of the book.

[chuckles]

What prompted you to read it?

Now that should do it.

Well, I'm a foundationist.

And the idea
behind the foundation

is that to get back to the roots
of...all the earth religions

get past the, uh, doctrines

to the core..
of each belief system

and find out what
they have in common.

And they've got a lot more
in common than you think.

It's just when, uh,
politics and money and..

...nationalism get in the way

that, uh, things get
a little messed up.

There we go.

[Stephen sighs]

(Stephen)
'How's that?'

It's perfect.

It's absolutely perfect.

I don't know how to thank you.

Well, I do.

I understand that you're giving
weekly talks to your people

based on what's in
the book of G'Kar.

I talk, they ask questions.

I don't think
anything gets resolved.

Well, I-I'd like to come
and sit in on them

if you don't mind.

As you wish.

You have given me
back my sight.

The least I can do in return is
share a little of my confusion.

Thank you again.

[indistinct chatter]

Lennier, Findell.

'We're in position.
Are you ready to go?'

(Findell on radio)
'Confirmed.'

Ready here, captain.

Very well.

Launch.

[engine revving]

(Lennier)
Systems check.

All systems functional.

Weapons fully armed.

Stealth mode on.

Atmosphere's..

[beeping]

Findell..

Did you check your atmosphere
system prior to launch?

(Findell on radio)
'I did.'

So did I.

But the readings just changed.

Mine shows fifteen percent
capacity

a little over one hour
of air left.

So does mine.

[beeping]

Something is wrong.

We should return
to the ship.

Uh..

Lennier, The White Star.

They-they just
left us behind.

Perhaps they received
an emergency call

'a distress signal or..'

'...or an attack on one
of the nearby shipping lanes.'

Lennier, we have less
than one hour of air left.

Yes..

...and the nearest habitable
planet is three days away.

So unless they
get back here soon..

...we're dead.

Findell..

You still there?

(Findell)
Still here.

Where have they gone,
Lennier?

(Lennier)
I do not know.

know is that we have
less than an hour of air left.

Findell, did you make it through

Turval's instructions
and meditation?

Yeah, but..

'Then I suggest we enter
a meditative state'

to conserve what little air
we have left.

Concentrate on slowing down
your heartbeat

and your respiration.

We may be able to last
almost two hours that way.

'I don't know..'

'I don't know if I can.'

It is not necessary to know.

It is only necessary to try.

Alright.

(G'Kar)
'And as a result..'

...we spend too much time
trying to be serious.

As if that proved that
we were more enlightened

better than everyone else.

[chuckles]

But we can't be free..

...until we learn
to laugh at ourselves.

Once you look in the mirror and
see just how foolish we can be

laughter is inevitable.

And from laughter
comes wisdom.

Next question.

What is truth?

And what is God?

(G'Kar)
You don't really want
an answer to that question.

Yes, I do.

Please.

If I take a lamp
and shine it toward the wall

a bright spot
will appear on the wall.

The lamp is our search
for truth, for understanding.

Too often, we assume that
the light on the wall is God.

But the light is not
the goal of the search.

result
of the search.

'The more intense the search'

the brighter the light
on the wall.

The brighter the light
on the wall

the greater the sense
of revelation upon seeing it.

Similarly, someone
who does not search

who does not bring
a lantern with him

sees nothing.

[sighs]

What we perceive as God

is the by-product
of our search for God.

It may simply be
an appreciation of the light

pure and unblemished.

Not understanding
that it comes from us.

Sometimes we stand
in front of the light

and assume that we are
the center of the universe.

God looks
astonishingly like we do.

Or we turn
to look at our shadow

and assume
that all is darkness.

If we allow ourselves
to get in the way..

...we defeat the purpose.

Which is to use
the light of our search

to illuminate the wall
in all its beauty

and in all its flaws.

And in so doing better
understand the world around us.

Ah.. Yes.

But..

What is truth?
And what is God?

[chuckles]

[sighs]
Truth is...a river.

- 'Oh, yes.'
- And what is God?

God is..

...the mouth of the river.

Oh! Yes, of course.

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

(Findell on radio)
'Lennier.'

'Lennier.'

Findell..

What is it?

I can't breathe.

(Lennier on radio)
'You have to calm yourself.'

[gasping]
I can't.

A-air's..

...down to..

...to almost..

...nothing.

[panting]

Have-have to find
someplace..

Have to-have to find
someplace with air.

Have to get out of here.

Have to get out of here.

(Lennier)
Findell, stop.

Listen to me.

We have to stay here
so that they can find us.

Turn around, don't..

(Montoya)
This is The Maria to recruits.
Stand by for retrieval.

Report to the bunkroom
upon arrival for debriefing.

Montoya out.

There will be times
when you may be left

or abandoned in the course
of battle.

The ship...and its mission,
whatever it happens to be

must be protected
above all else.

And if that means leaving..

...then we'll do it.

We deliberately left you
with only one hour's air

to evaluate your response.

Lennier's analysis
was correct.

Lower heartbeat
and respiration

to extend what air you had

and to stay where you were

to assist in recovery.

To be Anla-shok
means understanding

that there is nothing
to fear in death

except the failure to complete
our assigned mission.

Death is not the enemy.

Death simply is.

- This one?
- Okay.

You.

I want to have a word with you.

Oh. I'm very busy.

You planted this in a bag
of fruit you sold me.

You tried to spy
on my government.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Now, you go away.

No, not until you admit

to what you have done
and you tell me why.

Or what?

We all know you, Vir Cotto.

We know what you are.

You are weak.

You are foolish.

And now you will go away
or I will swat you.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[both scoff]

[laughter]

Something I can do
for you, Vir?

No. I just need to borrow
this for a minute.

I'll be right back.

[screaming]

[grunting]

What are you doing?

- No.
- Now!

Want to finish our little
conversation spoo for brains?

Grave misunderstanding.

It-it-it was a terrible mistake.

That's what I thought
you'd say.

[grunts]

- What happened to Vir?
- Oh, I promoted him.

Now...now he is ready to be
the ambassador for the Centauri.

(Montoya)
'Good morning, trainees.'

We are currently in orbit
near a red giant star

in a system where several
gas giants on the edge

of the solar system have
collapsed or been destroyed.

Leaving behind a fairly
substantial asteroid field

of ice chunks and solid rock.

I've chosen this
as the perfect place

for an Easter egg hunt.

Now, while you were sleeping
we seeded the asteroid field

with 39 short-range
homing devices.

Now, you have to get
pretty close

in order to detect them.

So we're talking
close-proximity scans

of large, fast-moving,
and extremely dangerous objects.

Your mission

is to find and destroy no less
than ten of the homing devices

while avoiding the possibility
of getting hit and destroyed

by an asteroid yourself.

- Sir.
- 'Yes.'

There are four of us

but you said there were 39
of the homing devices.

That's right.

Meaning someone
will come up short.

A little competition is good
for the soul, Lindell.

Your fighters
have been fully armed.

And you will leave
your ship weapons hot.

Go to it.

Findell..

He knows I'm going to fail.

I saw it in his eyes.

We see what we want to see.

think I'm going to fail.

Findell, why did you join
the Anla-shok?

Because..

Because I lost two of my family
during the Shadow War.

They were Anla-shok.

And it fell to me
to carry on their work.

If you are doing this
because you feel

be doing this,
not because you want to

then your purpose is flawed.

The desire to be Anla-shok
must be pure and unselfish.

You can't let anything
get in the way.

I won't.

(Montoya on radio)
'Commence exercise, gentlemen.'
You may fire at will.

[intense music]

Here we go.

[ship hovering]

[zapping]

(Montoya on radio)
'That's four so far,
Lennier.'

'You're ahead of the pack.'

'Nurella and Drenn,
three each.'

'Findell, I read you
at zero targets achieved.'

Do you confirm?

Findell, I repeat,
do you confirm?

Ship...find Findell's fighter.

[automated message]
'Searching.'

'Fighter located.'

Findell, please respond.

(Findell on radio)
'White Star
communications off.'

[static]

Death simply is.

Top speed.

Manual control.

Oh, no.

- Ship...pursue.
- 'Confirmed.'

Open private channel
to target fighter.

(Lennier on radio)
'Findell, can you hear me?'

'Findell, answer me.'

Go away, Lennier.

You were right.

My soul's purpose
is not clear.

I know I am not Anla-shok..

...and I cannot return home
in shame.

(Lennier on radio)
'There is no glory
in this, either.'

'Don't do it, Findell.
Don't..'

Ship.

Weapons active.

Target fighter engines
and controls.

[automated message]
'Negative. Program prohibits
auto fire on allied ships.'

Firing control to manual.

[automated message]
'Manual firing control
confirmed.'

[dramatic music]

[engine stops]

Lennier, what are you doing?

- 'Lennier, what are you doing?'
- Com system off.

Ship.

Prepare to intercept.

Manual controls.

[whirring]

Ship, full power to engines.

(Montoya)
Lennier, what the hell
was that all about?

Captain, I--

You opened fire
on a ship under the command

of one of your fellow recruits

and then rammed said ship
and damn near got yourself

killed in the process.

Now, I would like
to hear an explanation.

Captain, the fault
was not Ranger Lennier's.

The weapons system
of my fighter was disrupted

by a nearby explosion,
and it began firing

before I could stop it.

The computer records indicate

you took manual control
of your ship.

(Lennier)
'Yes, sir,
it was the only way I could'

'bring it back under control.'

Along the way, I struck
Findell's ship a glancing blow.

He navigated his response
to help direct me

from a collision
with the asteroid.

- Captain--
- Did I say I was finished?

No, sir.

Lennier, I don't know
what went on out there

and I doubt if I ever will

but for purposes of bookkeeping
I'm giving you a failing mark

in the Easter egg hunt.

And we'll never know what
Findell would have done

since you shot up his fighter.

So he gets a neutral grade.

And as for you..

...I've been giving this
a great deal of thought.

And I've arranged
for an assignment for you.

A cruiser will meet us in route
to our next training mission

and return you to Minbar
where you will work

in a recruitment office
in Tuzanor

helping debrief new recruits.

Sir, I--

I want you to look
into their eyes, Findell

and I want you to ask them

from the very bottom
of their soul

if this is really
what they want to do.

I don't want you
to let anyone through

who's here
for the wrong reasons.

'Not just for
their own safety..'

...but for the sake
of all the Anla-shok.

This is an important
task, Findell.

Understand that.

There's no shame
in accepting it.

And there's no one
who can execute it

as well as I feel you can.

serve all your
fellow rangers with honor.

Yes, captain, I do understand.

Thank you.

- Lennier.
- Yes, sir.

Off the record and as
unofficially as I can get..

...you did a good job out there.

I won't put it on his record,
I think we took care of that

problem as best we can.

But I know.

And you should learn
one very important lesson.

Never, ever assume
that no one can listen in

on a private channel. Hmm?

[chuckles]

Huh.

Now, go get some rest.

I will.

Thank you, captain.

Alright. Prepare to jump
to our next training area.

(female #3)
'Jump engines online.'

(male #3)
'Initiating hyperspace..'

[sighs]

(male #3)
'Ready to jump
at your command, captain.'

Jump.

[laughing]

I'm telling you,
you should've seen him.

Vir was whacking
the hell out of that place

and the Drazi's on the ground,
he's almost twice his size

and the little guy's
got him vibrating so bad

I think he's gonna slide through
the molecules of the deck

and come out the other side.

I wish I'd have seen that.

I've never heard of Vir
losing his temper

like that before,
I mean..

No wonder the Drazi
was scared.

Hell, if Vir's that mad,
who wouldn't be scared?

- Well, did you arrest him?
- Well, yes and no.

I pulled him aside and talked
to him, but nobody got hurt.

The Drazi didn't want
to press charges

because that would be admitting
that Vir was mad at him

because he bugged
Londo's quarters.

Yeah? How was Londo?

Oh, like a proud father.

Watching as Vir
took that place apart.

"Today he is a man."

[laughing]

You know..

...I almost wish the Drazi

had succeeded
in bugging his place.

I mean, it's not something
we can do.

It wouldn't be right.

But we could have found out
what they're up to.

Why they're hitting
the other worlds.

It would have done no good.

I still don't think
Londo knows about the attacks

on alliance ships.

And that worries me.

If somebody back home
can pull this off

without him knowing about it,
being prime minister

then it has to come
from the very top

of the Centauri Royal Palace.

And that means trouble.

Well, it's gonna be
more trouble

if we don't get
the proof we need.

Now, the other worlds will wait,
but not for long.

I think maybe
we have a month

before they decide to take
things into their own hands.

And without proof

we're going to have to oppose
anything they do.

And that will be the end
of the alliance

and the start of another war.

Well, let's not go
borrow trouble.

We still have a month to go,
and we can do a lot

in that amount of time.

I agree.

So where is Garibaldi?
I haven't seen him all day.

I thought he was going to come.

I sent him a note.
Perhaps he didn't get it.

[beeps]

♪ Show me the way
to go home ♪

♪ I'm tired
and I want to go to bed ♪

♪ I had a little.. ♪

Yeah.
That was a big drink.

[laughs]

♪ About an hour ago ♪

♪ And it went
right to my head ♪♪

Hmm.

What did I do..

...with that link?

Here, linkie, linkie,
linkie.

Hmm.

Here, linkie.

Ah. The missing link.

Computer. Find the
Fresh Aire Restaurant.

(male #4)
'Fresh Aire.
Can I help you?'

Yes. Yes, you can.

This is Michael Garibaldi.

Michael, head of the whole

fraggin' covert
intelligence operation

for the whole
fraggin' universe.

And I...I would
like a pizza.

I would like a pizza,
and I would like it delivered

to my quarters right now.

And on that pizza

I would like some sausage
and some pepperoni

and mushrooms and, uh..

What do you call those?
Uh...sun-dried tomatoes.

Yep. I want a suicide pizza,
and I want it right now.

(male #4)
'Yes, sir.
We'll do our best.'

I'll bet you will.

Ahh!

♪ Show me the way
to go home ♪

♪ I'm tired
and I want to go to bed ♪

♪ I had a little drink
about an hour ago ♪

♪ And it went
right to my head ♪♪

[laughs]

[theme music]